ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 6th May 2022

Episode Date: May 6, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network on his new podcast, on his new show yesterday. I don't know what to talk about it. I did. He's clearly moved on, hasn't he, Brie? He's got a new lover. Yeah, he's moved on. Bye, my lover. Send your love to my new lover. If you, you hoe, I don't want you back. No. Baby, please don't go.

I love that song. If I wake up tomorrow, will you still be here? I don't go. I love that song. If I wake up tomorrow, will you still be here? I don't know. You know, Mike Posner. Took a pill and a visa. Walked across the length of the United States of America. He's so happy now, eh? Halfway through his trip, he got bit by a rattlesnake whilst on the walk

and he nearly lost his leg. Wow. And then they nearly took his leg and then it took him like a year to recover and then he went back to the same place and then kept doing the walk.

Wow. Shit. That's Forrest Gump vibes. Yeah. Yeah, legit. If Ben is listening, Hey, Ben. We wish you well, Ben.

Why would he be listening to this? He's moved on. He's moved on, yeah. We're the ones left here holding the baby. I'm checking my podcast editing skills. He is now producing Jace Hawkins of Jason PJ's show, The Jason Lauren Show in Australia. Yeah.

Fun. They're ripping him for his Kiwi accent. Yeah. It's triggered. There's a link to go and listen to it on our podcast page. But let's talk about you and your international birthday banger. Anastasia, hit it off, baby. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. It's Brian Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah. This is where you tell us your birthday in our podcast family, the Brian Clint Podcast Family Private page on Facebook And slowly but surely we get through everyone's

And pick out your birthday banger And do it no matter where you live in the world That's right Oh cool First up is a girl named Sarah Cullen And she's from the Central Coast in New South Wales That's where I used to live Yeah

I used to do a radio show on the Central Coast. So shout out to Sarah. There's so many coasts in Australia, right? Yeah, there is a lot of coasts. Central Coast, Sunny Coast, Gold Coast. The West Coast. West Coast, East Coast. Cool, Sarah.

Maybe she used to listen to our show when I was on the Central Coast. Oh, yeah. And maybe she's come on over. So we're glad to have you, Sarah. Or maybe you just love Clint and I'm just, you know. Yeah, maybe you used to listen to me when I was on Georgie. Exactly. Exactly.

I shouldn't assume. Probably not, to be honest. But, yeah, maybe. All right. She was born on the 6th of December 1995. So she was 16 in 2011. So, Sarah, on your 16th birthday, this was number one.

Oh, if I know Sarah from the Central Coast, she's a Mastinator from way back. Narise Mastin, I mean iconic, especially considering she's an Aussie. She loves a good Masty, Sarah from the Central Coast, doesn't she? I'm not going to assume that about Sarah. She could. Speaking of a good Masty, let's go to our next contestant, Mike Hancock. Mike Hancock from Western Supermare, England. I wonder where that is. Western Supermare, England. I wonder where that is.

Western Supermare in England. What a weird name for a place. Yeah. Interesting. Mike. It sounds like a supermarket. Yeah, it does, eh? He was born on the 1st of February, 1990, which means he was 16 in 2006.

We're birthday buddies. So, on that day, are you? Yeah, first and fifth is my birthday. Well, this is Mike's birthday bagger. I got three years on him, but yeah. Beyonce, check on it. Early Beyonce, 2006. Early post-Destiny's Child Beyonce.

I love that one. It's a great Beyonce song. One more birthday banger for Jared Krocious. Krocious? Jared Krocious? Krocious. Yeah, Jared Krocious from Fargo in North Dakota. Oh, North Dakota.

What was that? It's North Dakota, isn't it? Isn't that how they talk in Fargo? Yeah, maybe. Have you watched Fargo? North Dakota. What was that? It's North Dakota, isn't it? Isn't that how they talk in Fargo? Yeah, maybe. Have you watched Fargo? North Dakota. With Billy Bob in it? No, I don't think so.

Good show. Yeah, good show. All right, Jared, you were born on the 22nd of December, 1991. So you were 16 in 2007. And in 2007, this went to number one. No one, no went to number one. Ah, jeez. That's my father.

Ah, jeez. It's Alicia Keys. Nice song. I have no idea what you're trying to do. This is an all-time great song from Alicia Keys. Is it a banger? Yeah, it's an emotional banger. It is.

It's an amazing song. Does it have the vibes for this afternoon? I tell you what, Brie. Yes? I'll be honest with you and I'll level with you. I'm quite hungover, so I'm in the mood for Alicia Keys. Hey, if you want Alicia Keys, you play Alicia Keys. I need a bit of emotional soul music this afternoon so this is our winner

for Jared Kroesus from Fargo North Dakota have a great weekend everybody bye guys Where you can stay forever You can be so What time is it? What a way to start the week here! ZDM's Bree and Clint

It's Friday, bitches! Welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint, Kia ora Bree G'day guys, welcome to Friday everyone Friday isolation. How good? Oh, I'm so pumped. We're going to do all the things tonight. I'm going to have a rave. You know, just get real lit.

It's going to be crazy. Sorry, do you mean you're going to have a rat and have a sit? Yeah, that's what I meant to say. Hey, it could be worse, mate. You could be a 35-year-old trying to figure out how to work TikTok at the moment like I am so I can film my big Lizzo dance. This Lizzo dance is killing me.

Like, learning this dance is killing me at the moment. I've never felt more rigid or awkward in my life. Trust me, I've just been through the same thing. Add COVID into it

and really awkward white girl dance moves. It's not great. I was about to say, add being painfully Caucasian into the mix. Oh, it's horrible. If someone knows how to work TikTok and can come to the ZM studio at the moment and film my Lizzo dance, I'll pay you in KFC chicken dollars, okay? I need to offload this job to somebody, to an expert, you know?

Make me look as good as possible. Mate, you better get moving because 5pm's the cut off. Is it 5 o'clock? Yeah, that's when Friday Okie happens, so the dance-off goes live. Okay, alright. Well, our big Lizzo dance-off is coming today. I promise I will get one out. Breeze is live on her TikTok at the moment, if you'd like to go and see it.

I think we're going to post them to our Brain Clint Instagram at 5. Joy. What a joy for both of us. We're going to attempt to do a tradie versus lady next. We are having some phone problems. But hey, don't let that stop you. Call anyway. And if the phones work, we're going to play tradie versus lady for $50 cash next, Brie.

That's right. If you want to play, try calling now. Brie and Clint. Here we go. Last day this week of Tradie versus Lady. The Ladies took it out yesterday. Yes, they did. So I want to say the score's 25 to 39. 25 to 40.

We've had a points update. Yeah, 25 games to 40 games in favour of the Tradies. Let's meet our Lady this afternoon. She's 25. She's from Talmaki Magoto, Auckland, and she has seen a giraffe being born before. Welcome to the show, Kennedy. Hi, Kennedy. Hello. Oh, it's so great to be here.

Great to have you here. Where did you see a giraffe being born? In South Africa. So I was on a safari and yeah, we saw it pop out and splash. Unreal. There'd be so many legs. It'd be just legs everywhere, right? Yeah, it was kind of scarring, but hey, pretty cool to see. I think watching anyone give birth would be scarring. Okay, let's meet your opposition today.

They're a lady tradie. They're from Auckland as well. They're 31, and they love pickles. Welcome to the show. It's Danielle. Hi, Danielle. Hey, how's it going? Have you ever had McClure's pickles, Danielle? Yes, I have. They're amazing. What's your favourite?

What's your tip, Danielle? You know what? I just usually have to add extra pickles to everything I eat. There you go. Yeah. There you go. Perfect. Pickle it up. Okay.

Danielle, your buzzer is tradie. Kennedy, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck, everybody. All right, guys. Here we go. Question number one. This is a 50-50 question.

In The Matrix, did Neo take the blue pill or the red pill? Lady. Yes, Kennedy. Yes, Kennedy. I've never seen the movie but I'm going to go with my favourite colour, blue. Oh, no, it was the red pill. Oh, well. I mean, it was worth a shot. Worth a shot.

Once you said 50-50, I knew I was just going to buzz in. Yeah, you've got to go for it. Yes, I like that gameplay. Question number two, no points there. Which famous heiress had the catchphrase, that's hot? Lady, Trini. Yes, Kennedy. Paris Hilton.

It has to be Paris Hilton, of course. She invented vocal fry. The original social media influencer. One to the ladies. Question number three. The new Top Gun movie comes out very soon, more than 30 years after the original. What is the name of Tom Cruise's character? Is it A, Iceman, B, Maverick, or C, Goose?

Lady. Danielle. Yes, Danielle. Maverick. Well done. It is, of course, Maverick. Iconic. Question number four.

What country are the Great Pyramids of Giza located in? Brady. Lady. Danielle. Yes, Danielle. Egypt. Of course, it's Egypt. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

Question number five. Buzz in, ladies, when you can tell me who sings this song. Pretty. Oh, I reckon Danielle Just. Danielle for the win. What was that? Sorry? Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars is correct.

And that's a win to the lady, Trady. He's got it. You can buy quite a few jars of pickles with 50 bucks, Danielle. Bree and Clint. So here's the headline that I read this morning. It says, our six-year-old bought a house in Melbourne. No. Sorry, that's cancelled. I'm not happy with it.

Boo. Boo. Boo. I mean, is she a financial advisor? How did she do it? Who knows? A six-year-old bought a house. A six-year-old?

Well, look, typical clickbait headline. Yeah. She kind of did. Let me give you the details. Okay. So apparently the parents of this six-year-old have three other children and the guy talks about he wrote a book apparently where it says, I think it's called My Four-Year-Old, The Property Investor.

Okay, yeah. And it's to ensure that kids learn how to prepare for their financial future. What, at four years old? Sounds like a bestseller for the four-year-olds. The kids are like, yo, what about Harry McCleary? No, you need to learn about interest rates and how a mortgage works. The stock market, that's where we need to really build your knowledge.

Your childhood is over. We laugh, but it actually became a bestseller, and it's all about, you know, teaching kids early about, you know, how to properly handle their money and all that kind of jargon. Yeah. Anyway, the guy who wrote the book sat his four kids down. So let me see, how old were the four kids? So the four kids were 14, 12, 11, and Ruby, who is six.

And he said to the kids, how would you guys like to buy a house together? Okay, yeah. And they all kind of were like, okay, yeah, we're excited. We want to do that. So anyway, he came up with this. Is that what kids want to buy? I'd be like, oh, that sounds fun.

But, Dad, have you heard of Lego? Their dad wrote a book, My Four-Year-Old, The Investor. So, you know, maybe. They've been groomed. So essentially he gave them a plan where he was like, look, this is the deal. Over the next six months, if you can all do chores around the house or, you know, mow lawns or whatever you want to do.

I'll give you a house. And each save up $2,000 each. Yeah. And then we will go in for the deposit with you guys on a house. See, that is a big leg up from your parents. But also, do you remember being that young and how much money $2,000 was? It was so much. I remember doing a budget of how much it would cost me

to how long it would take to save for a 50cc Honda motorbike when my pocket money was $1 a week. And to get to $2,000, how did these kids get that money? They must have mega pocket money. Actually, who am I kidding? When I think about it, $2,000 is a lot now to save. Like, let's be real. How did these kids save $2,000 in six months?

I don't know. Anyway, apparently they managed to do it and they all went to a bunch of open homes and they ended up buying a house in the suburb of Clyde in Melbourne and they paid $671,000 for the property. Sounds like tax fraud from the dad to me. I reckon he's like, I need to funnel some cash

into some kind of investment so that the bank can't see it. Oh, I know. I'll put the house in the name of my six-year-old. That'll do it. That'll do it. He's a good scapegoat. They'll never suspect her.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I reckon he's just got himself a $600,000 tax break. That's what it actually is. Can you imagine all the cops' leads lead back to this six-year-old girl named Ruby? They're like, so you're the mastermind. And she's like, I just learned how to go to the toilet by myself. Anyway, I mean, kind of a cool concept, I think.

If you are in the position, I mean, most people can't even buy their own home, let alone sit their kids up to purchase a home together. Like it's pretty crazy. And, I mean, what's that girl going to be doing, like, when she's older? She'll have nothing to work towards. She'll probably have six houses by the time she's 30. She'll be on that Lux Listings show, Lux Listings Sydney. Oh, that's how they get there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Look, this is going to be equally triggering for people, but I reckon this afternoon we fire up the old topic. How young were you when you bought your first home oh this one always enrages me but i'm also happy for people i'm totally totally happy for you happy jealous how the hell did you do it were you a young property mogul slash investor slash owner and how much did you pay it doesn't make any sense it doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense to me, this whole thing.

Except the one thing I've taken out of it is you can still buy a house in Melbourne for $600,000. Yeah. And by New Zealand standards, that's really affordable. Like, that seems cheap. Pretty bloody cheap to me. Snap it up, get two of them, and you might get one crappy house on the outskirts of Auckland here.

So we want to know, how young were you when you bought your first house? No boomers calling up and saying they bought their house for $14,000 by the way, and it's now worth $4.2 million or something like that. We can't relate, okay? We're happy for you but we can't relate to that. So let's take some

calls from some people. Rebecca's here. Hi Rebecca. Hi Bec. Oh, are you there Rebecca? Oh yes. Rebecca's here. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Bec. Oh, are you there, Rebecca? Oh, yes. There you are. Sorry, got you now. Bec, tell us, how old were you when you bought your first home? 19.

Oh, Bec, how did you do it? Oh, I was lucky enough to meet my now hubby at 16. Okay. We saved $140 each a week. We bought our first home in 2001. They weren't as expensive as they were now. How much did houses cost in 2001 and where did you buy it?

St Albans and Christchurch. I think it was around $143,000. Oh, that hurts so bad. What's it worth now? Oh, golly. I don't know now, but we're sitting on a 10-acre property in Rangura, so it's certainly helped us get on the ladder.

Oh, it just gets better and better for you, Peck. Okay, good. Now we're happy for you. Now we're happy for you. Stoked. Tina's here. Hi, Tina. Hi, Tina.

Oh, hey, I think you might mean me. Hello. Oh, what's your name? you. Stoked. Tina's here. Hi, Tina. Hi, Tina. Oh, hey, I think you might mean me. Hello. Oh, what's your name? Is it not Tina? It's Jenna. Jenna. Oh, Jenna. Jenna. Not even close. Pretty close, pretty close. Not really. We've screwed that up. Jenna, how old were you when you bought your first house and where was it? I was 23 in Christchurch with my partner as well who was 24, so kind of young not as young as 19 though Pretty bloody young if you ask me, how did you do it?

We were both super scroogey so we didn't spend a lot of money, KiwiSaver really helped and yeah, just a lot of saving, got lucky. KiwiSaver is a huge help, eh? Definitely. Because you can't touch it. You can't dip into that money at 1 o'clock in the morning when you're out in town.

You're like, I'll just transfer a bit for my savings. Just this once. Just for a couple rounds of drink and some McDonald's. You can't touch it. Exactly. No, it was a good thing. What did you pay? We paid $380 and that was 2019. And has it gone up since? Oh, definitely.

Yep. 380 in 2019 in Christchurch? Yes. Wow. Okay, you did bloody well. You did well or you bought an absolute thing. Finally, Imogen, welcome to the show. Hi, Imogen.

Hello. Tell us, when was it? I was 20. 20? 20. How old are you now? I'm 22 now. So it was only two years ago. Okay, you bought it in 2020?

Yeah, that's right. Just after the lockdown. So just after that first lockdown. Right. And did you buy on your own or was it with someone else? Was it the bank of mum and dad? No, it wasn't the bank of mum and dad. I bought with my partner who's a couple of years older than me.

So he was 24 at the time. But yeah, it was $800,000 and it's honestly our dream home. Like we had a pool and a spa and all of that. We were so lucky. You bought an $800,000 house when you were 20 years old? Yeah. Jeez, Imogen, what do you do for work? Yeah. I'm a property manager now, so I work at a real estate.

Fitting, fitting. Yeah, but before that, I used to just work administration, and I just worked since I was 15, so I just put it all in my Kiwi favour, always had that on the highest thing, and that was a huge help when it came to it. You know, I genuinely thought when we asked what Imogen did for a job, she was going to go, only fans. No, definitely not. People are buying houses doing that job.

You can't sniff at OnlyFans anymore. I saw there was an Aussie influencer who started her own line of adult toys and she's bought a house in Byron Bay with it. Did you see that? The house that Toy Willie's built. Yeah, literally. Oh, my God, that's crazy. Well, I mean, if rental properties ever go off the market,

I might have to look at it. Yeah, keep your options open. Hey, you never know. Brianne Clint, speaking of OnlyFans, next on the show, one of the biggest reality TV stars of the year

from Married at First Sight has said OnlyFans may be in their future. This story is wild if you watched Married at First Sight and we'll get the latest straight after this.

Brianne Clint. Brianne Clint. From iHeartRadio, in their future. This story is wild if you watched Married at First Sight and we'll get the latest straight after this. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest. Bree, did you watch Married at First Sight Australia this year? Yes, I tried not to

but it just, you know, it roped me in. Well, you'll know who Olivia Fraser is. She's the one who dragged Dominica for having an OnlyFans account. She was horrible on that show.

She was horrible to Dominica and she outed her nude photos and she basically shamed her for having an OnlyFans. Well, she's 28 and she was a teaching assistant but she's currently unemployed because she lost her job because of the TV show. Isn't that wild? That she goes

on this TV show and it ends up costing her her job. A lot of people, I've seen quite a few people, there was one show and it ends up costing her her job? A lot of people. I've seen quite a few people. There was one of the other girls has now lost her job because of the show. Really? Yeah, the one that was dating Brent. What was her name? Oh, I forget.

But it really does bring out the worst in some people, that show. Well, she did a Q&A on her Instagram. You know how people do that thing, those Ask Me Anythings? Yes. Someone asked, are you and Jackson going to do OnlyFans? Jackson is the guy she married at first sight. Well, Olivia said she is absolutely

not opposed to it. It's good money. I don't know. Maybe. How weird would it be if she was then to turn around and start doing OnlyFans herself? I mean, I feel like jeez, that is a 180, that's for sure. Isn't it?

Totally. Totally. I mean, I feel like she would have a platform. I mean, there'd be people who would definitely sign up. She could make a, you know, a fair bit of money on it. Yeah. It's a real tough one because after she went so hard on poor Dominica and showed her photos around like it was the worst thing in the world

and then if she turns around and gets on OnlyFans, it's not the best look. The curiosity factor would get a few people on there though. That is the latest on maths. Bree and Clint. Something that's probably become an even bigger part of people's lives in the last couple of years is ordering things online and receiving packages.

Oh, my God, yes. Yeah, yeah. Because it's the thing that kept us going. You'd look forward to it. It's like a present coming to your door. Our courier man is basically part of our extended family now. He's at our house so often. We have the nicest courier guy.

He's so sweet. He's always like, how's your day going? Hope it goes well. See you later. That's some of the real MVPs of the lockdown, eh? Of this whole pandemic. They've kept the world moving. So shout out to all the courier drivers who are listening at the moment.

We love you guys. Thanks for keeping us going. This story will enrage a lot of people, and it's about a woman named Mia who ordered a bunch of stuff online. Nothing exciting, that's her words. She says, you know, it was like laundry hampers, new bedding stuff, you know, stuff she needed. It sounds exciting to me, but okay.

Well, kind of exciting, depends how old you are. New bedding? Hot damn. Depends how old you are. New bidding? Hot damn. Oh, I'm so pumped. New towels? Bring it on. Anyway, she ordered all this stuff and she said she got a notification that it had been delivered but no package was at her house.

Frustrating. We've got a clip of her here talking about how she believes her package had been stolen. I had a delivery last week. My neighbour has signed for it. This is £300 worth of stuff. There's a photo of my packages in this lady's doorway with the door open and then another photo

after she's closed the door of there no packages being left outside. So I go over there and i'm like can i please have my package i think you signed the package for me she's like no i didn't have it sorry so i sent my boyfriend around and she says to him oh well i i did sign for it i did take it but i've just left i left it outside i didn't take it indoors and now it's gone why would you sign for a package and then leave it outside? Yeah, she's stolen your package. She's taken it. Because she denied it the first time, she's had to die with the lie.

She's had to ride that thing out. How awkward. How awkward. You know she's got it. You know she's got it. And you know you've got it too. They take photos. They take photos.

The only thing that person can do is, and I imagine she's opened it, is repackage it up and then leave it outside her neighbour's door in like the middle of the night or something like that. Yeah, so I was like, I'm too invested in this story. I need to know what happened. So I actually went and I found this woman's TikTok and I found she'd done another TikTok. So apparently what happened is that the parcel then turned up,

you're right, the next day on her doorstep. Yeah. But it had a note on it. Okay. Because this was in an apartment building and the note said, hi, I'm from flat number five, which is a completely different flat from the one she lives in slash this woman.

And it says, hi, I'm from flat number five. This got delivered to my door. It had your name on it, so I'm just delivering it back to you. I think what the woman has done, she's like, oh, I'm going to show this woman. I'm going to pretend.

I'm going to make it seem like it got delivered to another flat. So then when she gets it back, she'll feel bad. Yeah, totally. And it hasn't worked. You can see straight through what she's done. She stole the package. She got an attack of the guilt and she's had she gets it back, she'll feel bad. Yeah, totally. And it hasn't worked. You can see straight through what she's done. She stole the package.

She got an attack of the guilt and she's had to sneak it back to the person. You know, just own it, you know. Big time. All close. You know what's crazy is we had literally packages delivered here at my house yesterday to our, but it's for our next door neighbours. Oh yeah, did you keep it? Absolutely not.

We just went around there and dropped them at their front doorstep. And you know what? People who keep stuff like that, karma will come back to get you. Although if it's Uber Eats and it gets dropped to your house, I reckon you're allowed to take a couple of chippies before you return it to the house. You go, that's got delivered to our house. I mean, that is the law. Yeah, that is the law. You get a couple of chippies I mean, that is the law. Yeah, that is the law.

You get a couple of chippies and then you take it over there. Yeah, that is the legal right. Let's take some calls from people who have had their mail stolen before. Did you have a package stolen off your doorstep? Did your flatmate steal your stuff? Yeah. Bree and Clint. There's nothing.

Oh, there's, I mean, it's a low, low, low crime, isn't it? It's a low person that would do that because people look forward to these deliveries. From the moment you click confirm purchase, you're watching the door waiting for your package to arrive. So for someone to steal it from you, oh, my gosh. It's a cowardly crime, you know. You can kind of steal it without anyone seeing you.

You know, you don't have to confront anyone. Or do you? Maybe you found the culprit and we want to know. We want to know who stole your mail. Exactly, yeah. Let's go to Ange. Hi, Ange. Hi, Ange.

Hi. Hi. Who stole your mail, Ange? My girlfriend sent me some baby clothes from Aussie. Oh, yeah? Yeah, the package went missing, and then it came back, and it had a boat anchor in it as well as the baby clothes. A boat anchor?

Yeah, a boat anchor came back with it. So someone stole your mail, added a boat anchor to it and then returned it to you? Yep. That seems like... That is weird. That almost seems like mafia stuff, like it's some kind of veiled threat they're making to you.

Yeah, out of it, eh? That is so strange. Well, hey, at least you got it back. Did you ever get to the bottom of it? I rang my girlfriend. I said to her, did you send me a boat anchor? She went, no. Why would I send you a boat anchor?

Boat anchors are heavy, and packages are shipped on weight. Someone spent some money on that. Yeah, crazy, eh? Yeah, how weird. They were trying to get rid of some evidence, maybe. Who knows? Olivia's here. Hi, Olivia.

Hi, Liv. Are you there, Olivia? Yeah. There you are. Who stole your package, Olivia? Well, the neighbours. My flatmate who was just moving in and got a $1200 mattress delivered and they delivered it to the house

next door and they just took the mattress. A whole mattress? You're kidding. A whole mattress. And so me and my partner went to have a look, knocked on a couple of doors that we thought it might have been knocked on the door, no answer and then the delivery people

just had to come back and go to the house and were like, okay, we delivered a mattress here. We need it back. And had they put it on their bed yet? They had moved it into their bedroom. You're kidding me, Olivia. This makes me so angry. And wait a minute.

So obviously a mattress comes with plastic and stuff on it to make it sanitary. So the delivery guys didn't just give you the mattress, did they, that they had now used? They were really good and they checked everything like that to make sure that it hadn't actually been used. Can you be sure, though? I'd be telling the mattress company it's their fault. I'd be like, sorry, you owe me a new mattress.

Someone could have humped on this one. I don't want it anymore. Yeah, no. So we got the back actually. That's brazen to take a whole mattress. That hasn't raged me. And Olivia, what's it been like living next door to these people now? Are you always real cautious?

Yeah, so in any delivery, because we're down a driveway, so we're driveway 4 driveway, so we're driveway 4A, house 8, and we always put in brackets, driveway 4A, capital letters, not 4. Yeah, they are thieves. Delivery's a little bit better now. Yeah, that is

very confusing though, 4A and 4A, I can see how that would happen. Finally, Sam, who stole your mail? My neighbours, I think, stole my 8K engagement ring. Oh, no. And you think it was the neighbours? How do you think they did it? It was actually the post office's fault

because they were supposed to get a signature and they faked the signature and put it in the mailbox. We live in a bit of a dodgy area. Yeah. And we've had bit of a dodgy area. Yeah. And we've had packages go missing before, so... Jeez, you're brave getting an $8,000 ring delivered in a dodgy neighbourhood. I honestly, I put off sending it off for a year

because I was scared something would happen. Oh, you poor thing. I was like, where are you on my pinky finger? So is it gone? You didn't get it back? This happened literally like four days ago. So you're working through it. Oh, Sam.

Nevaeh and Sloan, they're the company that made my ring. They're making a replacement instantly with insurance and everything. Oh, they're such a great company, Nevaeh and Sloan. They're a local Kiwi company. You've got to get the ring back. Those thieves don't deserve to have your free $8,000 even if it doesn't cost you anything. Jeez.

They definitely don't. Keep an eye out, everyone. Text us on Monday. Let us know if there's an update on this story, Sam. We'd love to hear. Sam. I will.

I can definitely do that. You know, I mean, we are in New Zealand. I bet you could call the Hobbits. They might be able to find it. It's Mother's Day this Sunday. And if you're not sorted yet, panic! Panic!

It's time to panic. Oh, no, I read that wrong. If you're not sorted yet, don't panic. Oh, yeah, that's what I meant to say. No, don't panic. There's still time. There's still time. And the New Zealand Herald has published a list of things

that mum will love for Mother's Day that don't cost you anything. Well, okay, I'm, you know, I'm sceptical, list of things that mum will love for Mother's Day that don't cost you anything. Well, okay, I'm, you know, I'm sceptical, but I'm willing to listen. We don't have a mother amongst us to judge these, but you're a dog mum, so maybe you can judge these. Okay. Maybe you can pass these off. I'll give it a whirl. So no money down on these, and these are things that according to the Herald your mum will

love for Mother's Day. First one, car wash. Wash mum's car. That is pretty good. If you've got the gear at home to do it properly then that is a good idea. I actually think it is quite good. At first I was like pfft, dumb idea. But then I thought

about it more and most mum's cars are a mess because they have kids in the car. So if you actually get in there and vacuum the car and clean the dashboard and get all the spilt coffee out of the cup holders and all that stuff. Yeah, properly groom it. I reckon that could be a great Mother's Day gift, right? I would love that gift.

And if you've got kids, you could do it with your kids, couldn't you? Chuck them a sponge. Or just force your kids to do it and say you did it. And she gets a shit car wash and you're like, it's the thought that counts. There's another idea, free Mother's Day gifts. Family photo. The reason for this,

mums are usually the ones taking the photos. So quite often, they're not in any of the family photos. So organise a photo. It can just be on your phone. Just set up a tripod, or if you don't have a tripod, lean your phone up against something and take a photo of everybody but make sure mum is actually in the photo this time.

Or Clint, or get someone, usually someone in the family is good at Photoshop, just Photoshop mum into something. You know? And then it'll be a real surprise. Yeah, even easier.

I don't remember going to Egypt. I know that my wife would hate that Mother's Day gift, but that's because she doesn't want a photo. So she definitely doesn't want a gift. My mum would fizz at the bunghole for that present. She would love it. Another free gift for mum for Mother's Day, coffee and a sleep in. Oh yeah.

A lot of mums would appreciate that. Breakfast in bed, I feel like. I mean, it's a classic, but mums love it. Breakfast in bed, but made by the kids. If you have kids, that's always a dodgy one. Oh yay, relaxing. This toast isn't cooked. I can't eat this.

Oh yummy, this egg is raw and it's got shell in it cooked. I can't eat this. This egg, oh, yummy. This egg is raw and it's got shell in it. And I'm going to have to clean it all up, aren't I? Free gifts for Mother's Day. This is on the list. Flowers. And then I went, wait, where are the free flowers that you can get for Mother's Day? There's so many free flowers around.

Is there? Yeah, I pick flowers all the time for free. Are you allowed to pick flowers? No. Just go to the botanical gardens with your secateurs and just cut out some roses. I don't know that they are free, but flowers, great Mother's Day gift. Last one on this list of free gifts for mum for Mother's Day

that she'll love. A homemade card or video? Oh, see. I mean, a homemade card, I feel like, you know, mums say they like it, but they usually like, come on, guys, you could have done a bit better. My question is, what age, what's the cut-off age that a homemade card stops being cute or acceptable?

Because homemade card from a five year old? Adorable. Especially if they've scribbled a little message inside it. Homemade card from a 22 year old? Bree and Clint. Do you feel that Clint? That's good energy. Ah, Bree's Psychic Radio.

This is the segment where I put out there into the universe specific details about a person I am channeling that I need to call the show to prove my psychic abilities. Clint thinks it's bullshit, but I think we have a winner today, Clint. Someone's texted and said, Producer Ben, only gone a week and the show has already gone to the dogs. Well, all right, okay. Someone else said, I Ben, only gone a week and the show has already gone to the dogs. Well, yeah,

alright, okay. Someone else said I bloody love this. Okay, someone else said, best drive home ever. Can't wait. You have put it out to the universe, the person that you're channeling, and you've given us six key details. Can you list those details for us again, please, Bray?

I can. So the details, this is the person I'm looking for. There's still time to call 0800 dial ZM if this is you. Your name is Megan. You're 30 years old. You've got dark hair. You own a pair of Nike Air Force Ones.

You drive a white car and you have two brothers. Let's go to our first caller for Brie's Psychic Radio. Hello, caller. Hello, caller. Hello. Hello.

Let's start with your name. What is your name? Megan. Megan. Perfect. Tick, Megan. Tick. Look, there's a lot of Megans out there, okay?

But yeah, I'll give you that. One down. All right, Megan, how old are you? I'm 30. Excellent, Clint. I mean, we're off to a good start. I like this, Megan. Work with me here.

What would you say is the colour of your hair? Is it dark? Yes, it is. It's ombre, so it's dark at the top. Naturally dark. We'll take it. That means naturally dark hair. Oh, Clint, you're loving this, aren't you?

I'm loving it. Hey, I want you to succeed, okay? I do. I just think that you're a hack. But I want you to succeed. All right. Come on, Megan. I'm channeling that you do own a pair of Nike Air Force Ones.

I own a pair of Nike Renews that I'm wearing right now. What's a Nike Renew? A sports shoe. It's a what? It's a sports shoe. I'm sorry, Bree. You were very specific about the type of footwear. I'm sorry.

Can we just see if she had the other two just in case? Nope. We're on to our next caller. Hello, caller number two. Hello, caller number two. Hello, caller number two. Hello. I want to start with do you own a pair of Nike Air Force Ones? I do.

I have a white pair of low-cut Air Force Ones. There we go. She's got them. Perfect. Again, very common shoe, but yeah, well done. Caller number two. I mean, what are the odds, caller number two? What colour is your car?

It's white. Amazing. That's good. Okay. How many brothers do you have? I have two brothers, an older one and a younger one. Yes, you do. Okay, so that's what?

Three out of six. All right. Call caller number two. What colour is your hair? It's dark brown. Clint, are you feeling what I'm feeling? You're at four. This is how far you got last time. Let's see how you go.

Caller number two. How old are you? I'm 30 years old. She's 30! She's 30. She's 30, Clint. Okay, well, it all comes down to the name. Okay, it all comes down to the name. Okay, caller number two.

Give it to me, the success. What is your name? Lana. Lana. Lana. Oh! Lana. We were so close. Thank you, Lana. You are not the person we are looking for on Breeze.

You have one more chance at this. Welcome to the show. Caller number three. Hello, caller number three. Hello. I'm just going to rip the band-aid off because I'm not going to go through all of that if your name's not Megan.

My name is Megan. Guys, that's a good start. Okay, I'm getting some confidence back. If you combine this person with the last person, then you had your person, you know? Yeah, no, I understand that. All right, Megan. How old are you?

I am 30. Perfect. I'm not going to get too excited. She are you? I am 30. Perfect. I'm not going to get too excited. She's 30. She is 30. Megan, do you have dark hair? I do. She's got dark hair.

I mean, we're off to a good start again. Is that three? We've got three. Three. We've got three. Three from three so far. This one should be an easy one. Megan, do you own a pair of Nike Air Force Ones?

Yes, I'm wearing them. She's wearing them, Clint. Spooky. You sensed that, didn't you? I did sense it. All right, let's get the hardest one out of the way. How many brothers do you have? Two older brothers. She've got two older brothers.

She's got two older brothers. Is that five? Are we at five? That's five. Is there one thing left to ask? Is it just the car? There's one more. There's one more.

Megan, who's 30, that has dark hair, you own a pair of Air Force Ones, and you have two brothers. For a Psychic Radio win, what colour is your car? Black. No! Got it! Oh, no. Oh, I'm so devastated. Do you want a white car, Megan?

You love a white car. I'll buy you a white car just so I can win this damn segment. Does it have white interior in your car? Oh, well, you came close. Five out of six. Five out of six. Look, I'm not giving up. And I don't think the people want me to give up.

One day, we will get spot on the money. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry, mate. Even Deb Weber struggled to find the body on most episodes, so you're a bit closer than her already. Bree and Clint, birthday bangers next. If you want to know yours, you should call us now. 0800-DIALS-ZM.

Bree and Clint. Lizzo Dance Challenge is live now on the Bree and Clint Instagram if you want to go and vote on it How do you feel you went with your dance, Bree? I feel like it was average But I was dealing with COVID so I couldn't really practice that much So I'm happy with what I did for being real sick

Does COVID affect your coordination, does it? It affects the breathing. Yeah, right. Which is a real thing. Being a white man in your 30s affects my dancing. But look, you can go and look at the results. We'd love you to vote on them, the Brian Clint Instagram account right now. It's our version of Friday Oki this week, seeing as we couldn't sing for you.

We decided, hey, we'll dance for you instead. So go and judge us. All right, birthday banger for a Friday. Three people's birthdays. What was the song top of the charts in your 16th? We'll play our favourite one. Hello, Chelsea. G'day, Chelsea.

Hello, how are you? We're good. How are you? I'm good, thank you. How are you guys? Good. How's your week been out of 10? 10 now that I'm talking to you.

Oh, you sweetheart, Chelsea. Go and watch our Lizzo dancers. That'll bring you right back down to a four. Just kidding. Or it'll give you a good laugh. Chelsea, what's your birthday, mate? 31st of December, 1988. Right, mate, you were 16 in 2004.

And on the 31st of December in 2004, this was number one. Let me love you, a heart of darkness. There's a bright blue light, I think you're there. Neo and Let Me Love You. Do you like it, Chelsea? That's a banger, right? Yeah, it's not my favourite Neo song, though. No.

He's got a few good ones, doesn't he? Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's good. Wait there, we'll get a birthday banger on for Vanessa. Kia ora, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Hi, guys. How are you?

We're great. Good to know you. Good, thank you. That's good. How's your week been? It's got better as it's gone on. Oh, that's good. And as it comes to the weekend.

Yeah. Oh, good to hear. Vanessa, what's your birthday? 20th of January, 1976. All right. You were 16 in 1992. And Vanessa, you've been waiting. And here it is, your birthday banger. Come on.

Let's talk about sex, baby. Let's talk about you. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that make me. Let's talk about... Salt and pepper. Let's talk about sex. Let's talk about S-E-X. Does that fit you, Vanessa?

Oh, I mean we'd love But that came up to me He's like, oh, shall we talk about it? Shall we? Yeah Let's have a conversation Okay, wait there We'll do one more birthday banger

From Matt, kia ora Matt Hello Matt How you getting on? Good mate, how are you? Good mate, how are you? Oh, not too bad Nice That's good

How's your week been out of 10? Oh, probably a two A two? What happened? Oh, you too bad. Nice. That's good. How's your week been out of 10? Oh, probably a two. A two? What happened? Oh, you got COVID as well. Oh, Matt. I know the feeling. What's been the worst thing, Matt?

I'm looking at my duck shooting, actually. So, isolating instead of getting out duck shooting. Oh, no. Matt, I missed out on a bit of duck shooting, or as we like to call it, a radio survey party last night. That was more fish in a barrel last night than duck shooting. Hey, the ducks are glad that you've got COVID, though, Matt, so there's always that.

All right, I'll look at the positives. Yeah, yeah. What's your birthday, man? Let's do your birthday banger. It's the 1st of July, 1991. All right, Matt, you were 16 in 2007. And on your 16th birthday, let's take you back there.

This was number one. Timberland. In the way I are. Do you like it, Matt? It's going up your high school parties. Yeah, right. Matt, this song was huge. I reckon you got a good one. Okay, wait there.

We've got to deliberate between Salt-N-Pepa, Neo and Timberland. For me, it's between Salt-N-Pepa and Timberland. I feel like Salt-N-Pepa might be more of the interesting choice for a Friday. Do you reckon, Brie? A little bit, a little bit. Yeah, it's a good song, isn't it? But The Way I Are is a banger, so I'd be happy with either of those. Yeah, same.

Let's do it. I've got to go with my girl, Salt-N-Pepa. You're going to do Salt-N-Pepa? Let's do it. Here it comes. Vanessa, congratulations. You just won Birthday Banger. Awesome.

Thank you. Enjoy this. No worries, Vanessa. I don't want some. Brie and Clint, here's a bit of salt and pepper for you on Birthday Banger on ZM, Brie and Clint. It's the winner of Birthday Bangs today from Salt-N-Pepa. Let's talk about indoor gardening.

1991? Was it 1991, Brie? That was... the year. Who knows? Oh, no, wait, wait. Oh, no. 92. 92.

92, there you go. Sod and Pippa played our Friday Jams live one year, didn't they? They were so good, too. And Spinderella, the DJ, she was there, too. It was iconic. Probably one of my favourite acts ever to play Friday. Brie and Clint. Justin Bieber, the Justin, I just said, the Justin.

The Justin. He has been blacklisted from a very prestigious brand. Right. And when I say prestigious, I don't think it can get more prestigious. Okay, right. Has he banned from the Air New Zealand Kuru Club? Well, he could be and we just don't know about it. No.

News out today that Ferrari, yes, the car brand Ferrari, has blacklisted Justin Bieber from buying any more Ferraris. Buzzy. I had heard some, like, rumours over the years about Ferrari that you need to be, someone told me you needed to be invited to buy one of their cars, but I don't think that is true. I did hear that if you wanted your Ferrari in anything other than red or yellow, the Ferrari colours, you had to get approval from Ferrari to be allowed to do that. So I know they're quite

controlling of their brand, but why do they hate Justin Bieber? Well, apparently, Justin changed the colour of his Ferrari 458 Italia to the colour neon blue. And if you know Ferrari, they don't like people changing the colours of their cars. That's exactly what it was. Wow. Okay. Interesting. Yeah, so they've got really strict rules around what you can and can't do to the cars because they want to, you know, maintain their prestigious brand.

Yeah. That's BS though. If someone's come into your shop and given you half a million dollars for a car, you can do whatever you want to it. It's yours. You paid them a lot of money. I'm sure Justin Bieber didn't get a discount or something.

He's Justin freaking Bieber. And I get it, you want your Ferraris to look nice, but he can do what he wants, surely. He also put flared fenders on the Ferrari and aftermarket rims. I thought you were going to say flames. I thought you were going to say put flames down the side. You never know, mate.

You never know. You know, he's not the first celebrity to be in trouble with Ferrari. Is he not? No. There's a few celebs that have had a falling out with Ferrari and their rules, 50 Cent. Right. What did he do?

Has had some run-ins. I'm not too sure, but I think similar things, changing the look of the cars. Nicolas Cage and also Kim Kardashian have also found themselves in hot water with the brand. I'm just looking at Justin's blue Ferrari. He has ruined it, so I'll give them that. It looks stupid.

It's blue and black. Who's getting a Ferrari in anything other than red, you know? I say this like I'm in the market for a Ferrari, like it actually impacts me in any way. My uncle has a couple of Ferraris.

Does he? He's got, and I'm pretty sure, oh no, he has had a red one. I think he's got two yellow ones and a red one. Yeah. Everybody thinks red is the colour. I think yellow is actually the traditional Ferrari colour. Weird, eh? People love a yellow Ferrari.

I don't. I wouldn't have a yellow one. Again, I'm not going to get any one, and I'll take a yellow one if it's on offer, but you know. Maybe a neon blue one will be up for grabs do you want a free ferrari depends what color is it first free and clint somebody with nothing better to do has decided to hack into the wellington city council zoom meeting i mean because that yeah how do people come up with these things like sitting at at home one day. I know.

I'm going to hack into the Wellington City Council Zoom meeting. Like how does that come to your mind? So the guy's American. His name is Alex Stein. He has 140,000 YouTube subscribers and 100,000 Instagram followers. And I think this is what he does for kicks. Right. And the thing with Zoom is if you have the link, you can join, you know? And if someone who's not that computer savvy has set it up

and they haven't done that thing where you have to let people into the meeting, then anybody could get into this meeting, right? Anybody could learn the secrets of the Wellington City Council. Well, that's so true. Anyway, they were debating the merits of vaccine mandates. And I think actually this is the part where they opened it up to members of the public to have their say. Anyway,

this guy has crashed the Wellington city council zoom meeting and we'll pick it up from where he comes in. The reason why she left me is because I can't make love to her and I'm stuck in New Zealand by myself. Wait, okay. You need a bit of context. He's saying that his... He's saying...

He's saying... Okay, this is important to make sense. He's saying that the vaccine left him impotent and unable to make love to his wife. Okay. And that she's left him because of that. Okay, let's go back, him. The reason why she left me is because I can't make love to her

and I'm stuck in New Zealand by myself and I don't know what to do and I'm so alone and I tried to date him and nobody has done anything with this person and he won't even talk to me. I sit and I cry every night and I pray and I say, God, please bring it back um excuse me mr starry could we please mute the submission for a moment

can we please mute the submitter for a second i would be by myself crying myself to sleep every night okay i'm democracy services could we please mute this submission? Thank you. They literally don't even know how to turn him off. He's going on, he's going, Jacinda,

you ruined my penis. Oh my God. You know who he sounded like? He sounded like Chris Crocker. Yes, he did, didn't he?

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