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Episode Date: November 6, 2024Jeff Goldblum & Jonathan Bailey from Wicked. Clint asked the dumbest question to Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo. What are you not a fan of that most people are? Drastic career changes. See... omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Good afternoon, everybody.
Your leading political coverage of the US presidential election is on Newstalk ZB.
This is Zed M with Brie and Clint.
Definitely not that station.
I have a journalism degree, though.
Do you?
Yeah.
Could have fooled me.
Well, I mean, to the untrained eye like yourself who doesn't have a journalism degree though. Do you? Yeah. Could have fooled me. Well, I mean,
to the untrained eye
like yourself
who doesn't have
a journalism degree,
it is hard to,
you know,
place sometimes.
Yeah, you hide it well.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do my best.
Are you an undercover journalist?
I mean, you could say that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could say that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look, if there's big news,
we'll bring it to you
this afternoon.
We are going to cross live
to Jack Tame,
TVNZ's very own Jack Tame,
who's on the ground in the US at the moment covering the election.
Another fellow journalist, or as I like to say, a peer of mine.
You know, I studied with him at broadcasting school, eh?
Yeah, but he actually got his degree.
Oh, savage burn.
What are we?
58 seconds into today's show.
And that'll be, you know, now that we've got that out of the way.
If my mum is listening.
Does she not know?
No, she knows.
She's been pestering me to get this degree.
That's right.
She did.
She said go back and do it as a mature age student.
She offered to pay for it.
Did she?
Yeah.
How long would it take you?
Actually, I don't know.
You should look into it.
Make your mum proud.
It's like a six-month paper if you do it full-time.
So it'd probably take me three and a half years.
Start now.
Start now.
Yeah.
Yeah, retrain and radio.
Doesn't make sense.
He's still recovering.
Hey, Claudia, can we get him some aloe vera in here?
Because that was a deep burn.
Let's get into today's show, shall we?
We have some good stuff coming up for you.
Some behind the scenes stuff that we haven't aired yet
from our Ariana Grande interview.
There's other interviews that you haven't heard either,
like with Jeff Goldblum.
Yes.
The Jeff.
The Jeff.
Who was completely...
And the Anthony Bridgerton.
Yes, both.
So, yeah, we've got audio from different interviews
and audio of Clint getting absolutely savage by Cynthia Erivo
and Ariana Grande because he didn't know something.
Yeah, good case of foot and mouth coming up on the show later today.
Just classic foot and mouth.
Well, I'm not a journalist, am I?
Well, it really showed in this part of the interview.
That's all coming up.
First, though, Tradie vs. Lady.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady.
It's Tradie vs. Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Here we go.
Tradie vs. Lady is back.
Score update, if you were wondering.
Ladies on 96, the Tradies on 90.
Let's go to our Lady first calling from Napier.
She is 13 years old and she's met Macklemore twice.
Welcome to the show, Amina.
Hi, Amina.
Hi.
Hi.
Where did you meet Macklemore?
In Wellington twice.
Oh, cool.
Two different shows, two times.
Yeah, two different shows.
Once when I was six and one this year.
Wow. And was he lovely?
Yeah, he was really cool. He was really nice and funny. Yeah, he's nice. Oh, good. Yeah, two different shows. Once when I was six and one this year. Wow. And was he lovely? Yeah, he was really cool.
He was really nice and funny.
Yeah, he's nice.
Oh, good.
Yeah, he's a good man.
Lovely dude.
Okay, you're taking on our tradies today from Palmy North.
They are 39 and they like listening to rock music.
Welcome to the show, Kane.
Hi, Kane.
G'day, guys.
How are we?
We're good, thank you.
Look, great to have you here, Kane.
We appreciate you listening to ZM, but you love rock music,
could think of another station, so we're glad you picked us.
I like rock music, but I like the ZM DJs.
Oh, Cain.
Give him some KFC.
Yeah, yeah.
Juices, give it to him.
Oh, I've got a victory already.
Oh, he's a working class man.
We joke, but we appreciate that a lot, Cain.
Thank you.
All right.
Cain, your buzz is tradie.
Amina, your lady, the first of three correct answers gets $50 cash, guys.
Best of luck.
Here we go.
Question number one.
The polls are closed in the USA and the votes are being counted.
It's very early, but who is in the lead, Kamala Harris or Donald Trump?
Lady. Yes, Kane. Harris. No.
Yeah, I know, Kane. Trust me, we're just as shocked
as you. Donald Trump is in the lead at the moment. Question number two, no
points there. We've just got back from Sydney where we interviewed Ariana Grande
for what musical film?
Trady. Oh, Lady.
Well done, Kane. Well done, Kane.
You're almost there, Amina. You're just
behind. You're so close, Amina. You're so
close and I know that you know all the
answers as well. So here we go. Question number
three. Buzz in when you can tell me
who sings this song.
Kane's in.
Lady.
Pink.
It is pink.
Well done, Kane.
All right, you need this one, Amina, to stay in it.
Question number four.
How many seasons were there of Survivor New Zealand?
Trady.
Yes, Kane?
I guess three.
No, Amina, you can jump in here. Is, Kane? I'm going to guess three. No.
Amina, you can jump in here.
Is it four?
So close.
It was two.
Two seasons.
Two seasons.
All right, question number five.
Still two to the tradies.
Which animal is infamous for its laughing?
Tradie.
Matty.
Yes, Kane?
A hyena.
It is a hyena. And that's a Tradie victory
I feel like Amina knew all the answers
But just wasn't fast enough on the buzzer
Which means Kane
$50 coming your way
We appreciate you listening to ZM
Yeah you're bloody right Oh thanks Kane You're welcome We appreciate you listening to ZM.
Yeah, you're bloody right.
Oh, thanks, Cade.
You're welcome.
Yeah, oh, cheers.
Oh, there he is.
There he is.
We lost him for a second.
We've just got back from Sydney where we were interviewing the cast of Wicked.
Of course, we interviewed Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo,
who are the two leads.
But we also got to talk to some of the other stars of the film as well.
Yeah, Jonathan Bailey, who you may have seen in Bridgerton
as one of the main guys.
Very good-looking young man.
Very attractive.
Very talented.
Amazing in the movie Wicked.
And, of course, the man that everyone loves, Jeff Goldblum.
Jeff fricking Goldblum from Jurassic Park. wicked and of course the man that everyone loves jeff goldbloom jeff freaking goldbloom from
jurassic park two very good looking handsome charismatic men in the same room and clint and
i were also there you may have heard the ariana and cynthia interview already which was i would
i would describe it as a very good interview um We got talked about the movie. They were fun, friendly, informative.
How would you describe the Jonathan and Jeff interview?
Completely unhinged.
And like I'd taken LSD and I was in a room with famous people.
So these interviews, what you might not know
is these interviews happen in hotel rooms.
You get ushered into the room and there's camera people
and there's minders and there's managers.
There's security. As
Bree and I entered the room into the corridor,
one of the producers
met us and goes, hey guys, just before
you go in there, I need you guys
to control the interview.
Because if you don't,
it's going to go south.
They're the Hollywood stars. What do you expect us
to do? They're like, we need you to take control of the interview.
You need to drive the interview because it's all over the shop in there.
Spoiler alert, we weren't able to control or drive the interview,
but here is our chat with Jeff Goldblum and Jonathan Bailey from Wicked.
And what your name is?
Brie.
Brie like cheese.
If I was a kind of cheese, what would I be?
You give me strong Gouda vibes, Jeff.
Gouda, yes, thank you.
Calder.
Thank you.
I need to say, off the top, lads,
if I had to describe you guys in this film,
it would be one word, which is...
It's a technical term.
Is that Australian?
I think it is.
How do you spell it?
F-W... F-W-W-R-R-R.
And I'll bet it means like, you know, look at that Jonathan Bailey.
It means I would have both or either or of your babies at any time.
Wow.
That's what it means.
High praise indeed.
Well, he's quite a compliment.
As we've learned today, he's a zaddy. And you're a zaddy. That's what it means. Thank you. High praise indeed. Well, he's quite a compliment. As we've learned today,
he's a zaddy.
And you're a zaddy.
You're both zaddies.
Well, I'll take zaddy.
Yeah.
And you've never...
I've never had a child.
Yes, you're...
I don't think you need
a child to be a zaddy.
You need a whiff of grey,
I think.
I've definitely got
a whiff of grey.
I've got a few little
spriglets going on.
Can I get you on the record here,
Jonathan?
We've been talking shirts before this interview and I've been stalking your Instagram as well. I just need a few little spriglets going on. Can I get you on the record here, Jonathan? We've been talking shirts before this interview,
and I've been stalking your Instagram as well.
I just need to get this down.
On the record, are you anti-button when it comes to shirt?
Because I was admiring that silk thing you had on last night,
not buttoned up.
I don't think I've ever seen a button done up on a shirt that you've worn.
Well, I think I have spent too many years having to button up my shirts.
And now, given the opportunity, I
feel much more relaxed if there's a flow
and a slouch and a slouch.
How about that?
The outfit last night, you look like
a delightful pavlova, is how
I'd describe you. Thank you.
Just delicious. Do you guys know pavlova?
Crispy on the outside. Oh, yeah, I love a pavlova.
What is a pavlova? That's a dessert I know.
It's like a white with sugar.
Absolutely.
It's almost like a fluton ton.
It's the national dessert of both Australia and New Zealand.
It is?
It is.
We fight over it, actually.
Hey, what's the national anthem?
Is there a song of Australia?
May I ask?
There is.
We've come from New Zealand, but Brie is Australian.
She can give you a couple bars of the Australian.
It's very confusing.
Go ahead.
How's it going?
Australians all let us rejoice for we are young and free.
Hey, listen to that voice.
It's a passion.
I'm patriotic.
I like that anthem.
I've never heard that before.
Now, obviously, I have sung to you guys.
It has been a dream of mine for many years to be serenaded.
And you can stay if you want, Clint.
By the both of you, could I get one line of something?
Well, we take it from you.
You just said you'd like one line of something.
Ready?
Something in the way she moves.
That moves me like no other lover like Brie Kemp.
Put her name in there.
It's Brie.
Something in the way.
Brie moves.
Brie moves me.
Stop.
I don't want, et cetera, et cetera.
There you go.
Oh, my God.
That was everything.
Everything.
What do you say to allegations that you're the hardest working man in Hollywood?
Hardest working man?
I put this to you because I Googled you before this interview.
I said, how many films has Jeff Goldblum been in to date?
Do you know what Google says?
I wouldn't even know.
Can I guess?
It's over, it must be over.
Is it over a century?
It came back with over a.
That's what it said, over.
Over.
100.
Not quite.
50.
Over 75.
Or as they say in Australia, 70.
70.
75.
74.
I think you've only just begun.
You've only just begun to live.
White lace and promises.
Do you know every single person,
we've been sitting outside that room for about 15 minutes,
every single person who's come out of this interview
has just said, that was a wild ride.
I hope everyone's all right.
No, they're all getting therapy
as we speak.
I stepped out for a moment and I was like,
there's real life going on outside. There sure
is. Last thing, to wrap it up,
if you could say what your experience
on the Wicked movie has been like,
one word, what would it be? You first, Geoff.
Transmogrifying.
That's what I was going to say.
I know, I was going to use that same word.
Which is sort of magically transformational,
you know what I mean. I think it is.
I think that's an accurate...
You can't use that word, Jonathan.
You've taken Jonathan's word.
For me, I think it's been...
Oh no, I was going to say spiritual.
That is the word.
Not even kind of for me.
And so has this experience with you beautiful men.
Congratulations on a wonderful film.
We absolutely loved it.
We can't wait for the second part.
Wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen.
Wonderful girl of the sea.
Thank you.
Told you.
Told you.
Told you.
Honestly, what just happened?
Like it was as crazy as what it sounded.
Yeah, it was an out of body-body experience for us it was surreal
if you would like to see that chaotic interview with jonathan bailey and jeff goldblum from the
new wicked film it's just gone up on the brie and clint instagram page right now just search for
brie and clint on instagram go have a look you can see just how chaotic it was. And handsome. And handsome.
I mean, the two words I'd describe.
So handsome.
Brie and I have just got back from Sydney. We got to
attend the Wicked premiere. It was so much fun.
It was. It was such a good time
and so special.
Like, we got to interview all the stars
that were in the movie. We got to walk the red
carpet, or as it was for this film, the
Yellow Brick Road. Which Clint just learnt about
because he'd never seen the musical before.
I had not seen the musical Wicked.
I'm not saying everyone should have seen it.
I mean, it's one of the highest grossing musicals of all time,
if not the greatest musical of all time,
depending on your opinion.
But you got invited to the first premiere in the world for this film.
Do you know how many Wicked fans would have killed to go to that?
I do because a lot of them messaged me, including Matty McLean.
He was like, he was ropeable that I should be there but not him.
But when you have an opportunity like this, you send your strongest.
You know, you send your best.
That's so nice you talk about me like that.
You know, Bree threatened.
Claudia, do you know Bree threatened to tell Jeff Goldblum to his face
that I hadn't seen Wicked in the interview?
She would have, except Jeff Goldblum was off on another planet
singing about cheese.
I don't think he would have heard me anyway. But there was a moment in the interview with the two main stars,
the big dogs, Cynthia Erivo, who plays Elphaba,
and Ariana Grande, who plays Glinda.
And you put your foot in it.
And I didn't even have to say anything.
You've absolutely put your foot in it.
And we've got the audio
here of when Clint outs
himself as a non-Wicked
fan. I'm obsessed with the hat parade
that's been happening on the press tour so far.
There are so many more to come.
There's a reason.
What is the reason?
She's the Wicked Lady of the West!
Okay.
He's a beginner. that is the reason there is a huge thing that she puts on her in this thing i promise i saw the film i promise i was good magical you know
to the hat we'll get him there yeah i thought she was leading us somewhere because she said
it kind of like,
kind of mysteriously.
She goes, there's a reason.
And then you didn't pick up on it.
And I was like, how rude.
Bree has left her hanging.
No, I say, yes, I'm loving all the hats.
Yeah.
Makes sense.
Yeah.
But then I was like, no one has asked her what the reason is.
So I thought.
Oh, you thought I was just not asking her.
I thought you'd missed it. No, I knew what she was talking about. No, I thought it was just not asking her. No, I thought you'd missed it.
No, I knew what she was talking about.
No, I thought it was like low-hanging fruit.
I was like, someone has to, she's setting us up for a follow-up question here. She wants to be asked.
She wants to be asked what the reason is.
And then every person in the room turned to me and they're like, are you a freaking moron?
I heard all the people in the background laughing.
Half the movie is about how she puts on the hat
and becomes the Wicked Witch.
It's pretty much the most significant part of the film.
Like one of them, yeah.
You can hear in your voice, Clint, when you ask
that you're like kind of proud of yourself
but also thinking you're going to get a scoop,
which makes it even better.
Yes.
In my brain when you did that, you know when you
see a friend absolutely
about to crash and burn, and in my
mind I went, oh no, don't do that.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Bree did save me. She goes, he's a
beginner. Be kind to him.
She didn't tell them that
I had not seen Wicked before
and that I still have no idea how the
film ends. That movie's only the first part. I've been to the Wicked premiere and I still have no idea how the film ends. That movie's only the first part.
I've been to the Wicked premiere and I
still don't know how Wicked ends.
Yeah, you're lucky I also didn't
tell them that you didn't know
who Idina Menzel and Kristen
Chinnaworth were. Excuse you?
Can you imagine if I had outed him
for that? They would have lost it.
I'll give you a spoiler.
They're in the film and Brie
had to point them out to me. And I went,
Clint, so those people.
The theatre went crazy. The crowd's
going nuts. And I was like, man, people like
these chicks. And I was like, Clint, so
the background. And the look on Clint's
face, he goes, oh, okay.
Still didn't get it.
So good.
If you would like to see that awkward interview,
just that clip,
it's on our TikTok account.
You can search Bree and Clint.
I just love when Ariana Grande goes,
she's the one with the waist.
What's wrong with you, you moron?
Bree and Clint.
We've been off gallivanting around Australia,
across the ditch.
Very lucky to...
Bree was my translator.
Literally.
I was like, can I have a Trump flat white, please?
And she's like, he wants a skinny flat white.
And they'd be like, oh.
Oh, right.
Where did he say that?
Where is he from?
What language is he speaking?
And I was like, it's English, but it's a thick Kiwi accent.
And that was awesome.
Went to the Wicked premiere.
It was amazing.
The movie's great.
Spoke to Ariana Grande.
The whole nine yards.
But there was something that happened at the airport before we left, Clint.
And it was something I overheard from these two women
who were having a conversation.
It was in the morning because we had a morning flight
and they were both eating some breakfast.
And one of them says to the other one
oh you didn't get any hash browns with your breakfast and that's when this woman said one
of the most outrageous things i've heard at the airport in a long time and she goes nah i hate
hash browns have never liked them never will which i don't know if that sentence has ever been uttered
by another human being ever.
I just, I couldn't help but overhear.
And when she said that, I was just like,
what in the world is she talking about?
It was particularly shocking to me as well,
because I'd been watching those women.
It was about 8.30 in the morning.
That sounds creepy.
Well, no, yeah, it did when it came out of my mouth.
But I'd been just, because they were sitting directly opposite us. It was 8.30 in the morning. That sounds creepy. Well, no. Yeah, it did when it came out of my mouth. But I'd been just, because they were sitting directly opposite us.
It was 8.30 in the morning.
And they had had four glasses of champagne.
And she still didn't like hash browns.
And she still didn't.
If anybody is going to like hash browns, it's someone's four wines deep.
100%.
If there's anyone who needs some hash browns.
Yeah.
More than ever.
It's someone who's four champagnes deep.
For sure. So, yeah than ever. It's someone who's four champagnes deep. For sure.
So, yeah.
Isn't that crazy?
I was like, I did not think that person existed,
a person who does not like hash browns.
It's comfort food.
What's not to like?
Do you think they don't like any potato dish?
Do they not like hot chippies?
I'd love to know.
Do they not like roast potatoes?
Hash browns are just shredded roast potatoes, aren't they?
Hash browns are just elite to me, aren't they? Hash browns are just elite to me.
Yeah, they comfort food.
I can't say a bad thing about them.
We did the breakfast show last week on Friday, just for the day.
And about two-thirds of the way through the show,
Claudia came in with a plate of hash browns for us.
She did too.
And it was like an angel
had descended from on high.
Did you just do those in the sandwich press?
Yeah, best way to do it. A little bit of salt?
Yeah. Oh my god. It actually so good, eh?
It actually made me like Claudia.
I'm just kidding.
How to win friends
and influence people. Yeah, she won me over
in that instance, for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It got me thinking about, is there anything that I don't like that everyone else likes?
Are you swimming upstream with any of your opinions?
Yeah.
Yeah, and I mean there's not really many things I don't like
but I mean I have copped it in recent years from my adult friends
when I say I do not like eggplant.
Yeah, no, you need to grow up on that front.
Eggplant is a joy.
It annoys people.
Look at producer Ella.
She's a vegan.
That's like steak to her.
I hate it.
Do you like baba ganoush?
Eh.
It's kind of like sloppy.
Oh, my goodness.
Like not as good texture.
Baba ganoush is not the one to go for though.
It is.
You don't like tempura eggplant?
Nah.
Guess what I can have?
What about barbecued?
A tempura prawn.
Way better.
Yeah, it's very different.
Way better.
It's very different.
A tempura zucchini.
Way better.
Yeah.
I got one.
Yes.
I don't get the hype around marshmallows.
That's disgusting.
Is that the gelatin thing though? Because you are notoriously vegan. Yes. I don't get the hype around marshmallows. That's disgusting. Is that the gelatin thing, though?
Because you are notoriously vegan.
No, I know.
But, like, nah, it's the texture.
It's the taste.
I just don't get it.
You know when you get a hot chocolate and you're like, here's a wee thing to say thanks?
I got dared to eat a whole bag of marshmallows at university and then I threw them up and
it was like I had regurgitated a clown.
Because they come out largely intact, but the white and the pink is all kind of
meshed together.
I feel like I could... No, not cloudy, chunky.
I feel like I'll have two marshmallows
and then I feel sick if I have any more
than two. Oh, you'd make a terrible toddler.
Yeah, I would.
Oh, 800 dials at M or text to 9696
what's the thing that you don't like?
That everybody else likes.
Yeah, what's the thing that heaps of other people,
like everyone loves it universally, but you don't like it?
You're just not into it.
Producer Claude, do you want to share yours real quick?
Yeah, something that everyone likes that I'm not really fond of.
Her name's Bree.
She was rude to me earlier.
You're swimming upstream with that one, Claude,
because we all love her.
Eh, Ella?
Yeah. Yeah, Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, I'm fragile at the moment.
I can't take these mean jokes.
I'll go get you a hash brown.
Next call.
What's the thing that everybody seems to love,
but you are just not into it?
Bree and Clint.
I overheard a woman at the airport say that she hates hash browns and my ears pricked up straight away i was
like what do you mean it's like who hates hash browns this woman did there was free hash browns
on offer and she didn't take any even when they're free she won't eat them which is wild wild to me
and i wanted to know from you guys what is something that you don't particularly like
but most other people love it. This one blew my mind.
Someone said, my eight-year-old son hates all lollies.
All lollies?
An eight-year-old who hates lollies.
That's wild.
They also said, I hate cucumber.
I get that.
I get that.
I don't hate cucumber, but I understand.
Cucumber, to me, is a nothing fruit.
It's a great vessel, though.
It's good in a salad.
Before the TikTok trend came out with the cucumber salad,
I wasn't a fan of cucumber.
Now I don't mind it when I put all the things on it.
Chloe is here.
Hi, Chloe.
Hi, Chloe.
Hi.
Everyone loves this thing, but you don't get it.
What is it?
What?
Are you there? Hi. Hi. What is it? Chocolate. Are you there?
Hi.
Hi, what is it, Chloe?
What?
What?
Chocolate.
Chocolate!
You don't like chocolate, Chloe.
No.
Really?
Like all types of chocolate or just like dark chocolate?
Because not many people like that.
All types of chocolate. All types of chocolate? Because not many people like that.
All types of chocolate.
All types of chocolate.
And what about lollies though?
Do you like lollies?
I love lollies.
Okay.
She's not into chocolate.
Okay, thanks, Chloe.
We appreciate it.
That's pretty wild.
You don't hear many people saying they hate chocolate.
What's the thing that everybody loves but you can't stand someone texting and saying,
my cat, everyone loves him, but I think he's a dickhead.
Yeah, sometimes cats turn on their owners. Someone else said, I do not like Crocs. They just look like clown shoes, but with holes in them.
That's a bit of you. Have you given up on your Croc hate yet? Because you really drew
a line in the sand with Crocs. You were like, never, never, never, never, never. And that
was before they became uber popular.
And guess what?
What?
Still don't like them.
Oh, you haven't come around yet?
No, because I'm not a sheep.
I likes what I likes.
Right.
And just because everyone else started to like it doesn't mean I'm going to go,
oh, now I like them.
Yeah, true.
You know?
Yeah, you're so alternative.
Someone said.
Shut up.
How's your sambas?
Shut up.
Someone else said, I hate sausages.
I'm always doing customer barbecues.
Oh, so you cook so many sausages that now you can't stand them.
I love a sausage.
I understand that.
I do love a sausage.
Yeah, yeah.
Jess is here.
Hi, Jess.
Hi, Jess.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, thank you.
What do you not like but most other people like it?
Pavlova.
You don't like Pavlova?
I can't stand Pavlova.
What?
I think it's, you know, the good old argument where if it's Aussies or New Zealand, Aussie can have it as well.
No, no, no, no, no, no, Jess.
You don't have that right.
You don't get to give it away just because you don't like it.
I'm half Aussie too, so I think I can.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
You're betraying both companies by not liking Pavlova.
Do you not?
Is it the eggy thing?
What is it?
It is that, but I do have a bit of kind of trauma with it from when I was a kid.
Ah, this makes sense.
Yeah, so my granddad was visiting over from Australia,
and he was quite old, and we're having Christmas lunch.
And you know like the mini pavlovas you can get?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't choke on it.
No.
So he ran outside, and he was like, I'm going to be sick.
And when he ran outside, he somehow managed to bring it up like whole.
He regurgitated an entire mini Pavlova.
Yeah.
I don't know if people got to put his dentures on.
I was falling.
Oh, my God.
Granddad's a freak.
I know.
I can see how that would traumatise you for life, Jess.
Did it still have whipped cream and kiwi fruit on top of it?
That's rank.
It didn't, but it had like an orange, oily, spotty stuff on it.
God.
Ew, ew, ew.
He must have had quite the throat.
Yeah.
You know what?
That was the first and only time I met him, so I wouldn't know.
Granddad's the throat goat.
Okay.
Thanks, Jess.
You know what?
In saying that, though, I'll happily eat the whipped cream on top of it.
Well, that didn't come up.
That had already been digested.
Someone texts in, doesn't like mashed potatoes, grow up.
Honestly, grow up.
Mashed potatoes are yum.
Someone said, I don't like cheese.
Wow. Someone said, I don't like cheese. Wow.
Someone said, I don't like the Game of Thrones.
100% don't get the hype around it.
Yeah, see, I never got into Game of Thrones either.
I watched the first episode and the last episode
and I was like, I could take a leave of it.
Someone said milk chocolate.
Yeah, again.
Really?
Milk chocolate?
Ella, this will make you
irate. Someone said, I don't like olives.
I don't understand the
hype around these. I can eat
pretty much all food, but not
olives. Olives are kind of an
acquired taste though, right? They're an adult food.
I feel like, yeah, every person as a kid
doesn't like them. And then as you get older,
most people do. As you start to like
yuck stuff, that's when your taste buds change.
Mushrooms, red wine,
blue cheese. Helen's here. Hi Helen.
Hi Helen.
Helen, you there?
Kellen.
Oh, Kellen.
Hi Kellen. Sorry Kellen. Are you there?
Yeah, hi.
What's the thing that you hate
but everyone else likes?
I hate sauce.
Sauce.
Don't tell me you hate every type of sauce.
Yeah, pretty much every type of sauce,
like dressings, tomato sauce, barbecue sauce,
except for like chocolate sauce and caramel sauce.
So you're a condiments hater?
Yeah.
Yeah. See, that blows my mind.
You and my dad would get on really well, Callum.
He can't stand sauces either, but my dad's
weird as hell.
I'm a condiments connoisseur. My fridge
is 90% condiments.
Yeah, same.
Bree and Clint
from iHeartRadio. This is
the latest live from LA
with Zee McCarthy. Dean, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Zee McCarthy.
Dean, this was a massive story.
Jason Kelsey smashing that guy's phone and he's now disgusted on air, on TV.
What's he said?
Oh, this is great.
He actually called into the Today Show here in the USA and apologised.
And let me just say, class act.
Class act. I love that he took responsibility for it. He basically said like they went low and he doesn't normally do this, but he went like,
check this out. Here's some audio of him apologizing. You know, listen, I think everybody's
seen on social media, everything that took place this week. I'm not happy with anything that took
place. I'm not proud of it. And you know, in a heated moment, I chose to greet hate with hate.
And I just don't think that that's a productive thing.
I really don't.
I try to treat people with common decency and respect.
And I'm going to keep doing that moving forward.
Even though I fell short this week, I'm going to do that.
I respect that a lot.
So do I.
It's so interesting.
It's so hard because the guy that said the stuff to him
didn't treat him with kindness and respect.
No.
You know?
No.
But good on him for addressing it and saying what he said.
He's acknowledged that he's human.
Yeah, exactly.
And that he had an emotional response to something
and he regrets the way that he dealt with it.
Which is fine.
We all have human responses to certain things,
but yeah, he's reflected on it, obviously,
and was like, you know, wasn't the answer.
Like that time Dean McCarthy slapped you.
Remember?
Yeah, I've forgiven Dean for that.
I did kiss his boyfriend on the mouth, so.
That's the latest from our very human
Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
It was a human moment.
It was very human.
Human moment for me.
He was hot.
Take back the slap.
He regrets nothing.
No apology.
There's been no apology.
That's fair.
That's fair enough.
Bree and Clint.
I need to swallow this lolly that I've been eating.
Did you eat yours?
Yeah.
I'm a professional.
I finished mine before the song finished.
Oh, no.
Bree's chewing on an Ellen's Killer Python
that we bought back from Australia.
So yum.
Those were for the producers, by the way.
That was a gift.
Why are you eating all the pythons?
You had one.
Yeah, but I finished it before we went on radio,
so no one would know.
I'm here, guys.
I'm here.
Did you know that there's been rumours in the last however many years
that Matt LeBlanc has quit acting?
Has he quit acting or has he just not got any jobs?
Well, I mean, yeah, we don't know.
That's shady, but you haven't seen him in anything for ages, eh?
Well, he did.
He did Top Gear.
Oh, yeah, he did too, American Top Gear.
I love Matt LeBlanc, and I think part of the reason I love him
is because I don't feel like he cares.
Like, he's like, and why would you?
We worked out the other day how much
they were getting just from
episodes of Freeruns. I think it's something like
$20 million a year. It's a
lot. There's a story
that's been circulating
talking about how
they reckon he has
quit acting and he's moved
into a different career.
I heard a rumour he was never acting.
It was just him.
It was just him.
Joey is his real name.
He was playing himself.
And he just got his whole Italian family in on it.
Well, turns out his new...
Can we guess?
Yeah, yeah, you have a guess.
Can we guess what we think?
Matt LeBlanc from Friends.
And it's not a Subway sandwich artist.
No, not a Subway sandwich artist.
Is it anything to do with food?
No.
Is it, he likes cars.
Is it something to do with cars because he did Top Gear?
Maybe.
Oh, has he got a car dealership?
Is he opening up a Kia retailer? Matt LeBlanc invested in a luxury resale dealership of cars back in October in 2020.
And they're saying that, yeah, he's now like kind of running the whole thing.
Is he a stick in hand car dealer?
Luxury.
Stick in hand cars.
Luxury car dealer.
Essentially, they dabble in high quality, exotic luxury and different sports cars.
Yeah.
So it's a car dealership, yeah.
Secondhand car dealer.
Yeah.
Wow.
Good for him.
If that's his passion, good for him.
But I would not have picked it.
Yeah, it's quite.
Not for someone that famous or that wealthy.
I looked up how much
Matt LeBlanc is worth.
He's worth an estimated
like 130
New Zealand million.
So something like that.
You couldn't get me to show up for work
at the car dealership and pay $130 million
unless I had first
pick of the cars that came
in.
That could be the only thing.
It could be an avenue for him to get more cool cars if he's a car guy.
Because, I mean, he's 57 now.
Yeah.
And...
Is Joey from Friends 57?
Yeah, he's 57.
Wow.
But that's such a big career change, eh?
Yeah.
Oh, is it?
I reckon there'd be a lot of actors who have gone into real estate or car sales.
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe.
I thought we could ask this afternoon on 0800DIALS at M,
did you or someone you know have a real drastic career change?
Like, did you go from a lawyer, like a high profile, you know,
criminal lawyer to a PT?
Or a surf instructor.
Or a surf instructor.
At a resort.
Or, yeah, now you run the kayaks to and from Cathedral Cove in the Coromandel.
The builder who did our most recent renovations had owned an entire building company and I
caught up with him the other day.
He's now going full-time hunting.
Shut up.
And taking like parties into the bush to go hunting.
That is a drastic career change.
Yeah, yeah.
0800 dials at M or text 9696.
What's the big career change that you had?
What did you do?
And what do you do now?
A guy that I used to go to high school with was a doctor.
Like a, I feel like he was a surgeon.
But yeah, like a big time doctor at a hospital.
And then now he drives buses.
Here's that in reverse.
I was a tractor driver and a roofer and now I'm a nurse.
What?
There you go.
Oh my God, that's still exactly the same.
Matt LeBlanc, one of the highest paid TV actors ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Has gone into the car salesman business.
Yeah.
Like the luxury car sales.
Luxury used car sales.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's addressed at Career Change.
Big Career Change.
There's been rumours for a number of years that he's quit acting and he doesn't want
to do it anymore.
I mean, if that's right, then good on him.
If that's his passion, it would feel so good.
Then just do what you love.
To finally not have to do auditions anymore.
Yeah.
To talk to rich people about cars all day.
People with the money to actually buy the cars.
It'd be cool.
And then the people would be like,
oh my God, I just bought my car off Joey from friends.
I just bought my McLaren off Joey.
Yeah.
He gave me...
Oh, was it Joey's old McLaren?
No, no, no.
Matt LeBlanc's like,
every time you buy a car with us,
we'll give you a meatball sub for free.
Everybody walks onto that dealership,
he'd go, hi, how are you going?
And they'd go...
How are you doing? No, say the thing. Say the thing. No, hi, how are you going? And they'd go, how are you doing?
No, say the thing.
Say the thing.
No, say the thing.
Okay.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Oh, my God.
I'll take two Mercedes.
What's your luxury career change?
What was your drastic career change?
Tom's here.
G'day, Tom.
Hi, Tom.
Hey, g'day.
How's it going?
We're good.
What was your previous job first?
Security and surveillance.
Oh, yeah.
I believe it. You sound like a tough guy. And what was your previous job first? Security and surveillance. Oh, yeah. I believe it.
You sound like a tough guy.
And what's your new job?
Drive tankers.
Oh, yeah.
How big are the tankers, Tom?
Well, 23 metres.
What do you prefer?
Best job.
Driving tankers, definitely.
Because you get to listen to us all day, eh?
Exactly right, mate.
Yeah, there he is. Tommy. Okay, thanks, Tom. We appreciate it, mate.
Thank you, Tom. Let's go to Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi.
This is your friend who had a drastic career change, is that right? Yes.
What did they do? What was their job and then what did they move to?
So, she was the assistant executive manager of a hotel.
Yeah. And now she works in customer service at a bank.
Is that similar, though?
You're still dealing with customers and making sure they have a good experience?
Yeah, absolutely.
No, she's definitely loving it at the bank, though, so that's good.
Oh, well, that's good.
I'm glad she made the right decision.
Someone said, I used to be an IT architect.
Now I sell and service
electric unicycles.
That's drastic. You can get an
electric unicycle? Apparently.
They said, check us out. Roll.nz
Oh, I know those ones.
The ones that you stand on. The little baby
unicycles, yeah. Those guys absolutely
rip. Don't they?
And I've never seen a single person look
cool on it.
Someone else said
my mum used to make Ugg boots and now she's a chef.
Yeah, right. That's quite different. That's a drastic career change. That's a drastic career change. Chris is here.
Hi, Chris. Hi, Chris. G'day, guys. How are we? We're good. We're good.
You know someone that had quite a lot of different drastic career changes,
Chris. Yeah, this might trump the other
ones. He was a
prison guard.
Then he became
a hairdresser. Okay, that's
so different.
That's enough of a story
in itself, but then he became a plumber
and that's where I met him.
Wow!
God, he's lived a life, eh?
Yeah, three lives in one.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he was a bit odd, as you could imagine.
Yeah, well, I mean.
He's a bit odd.
I was going to say interesting.
He sounds like an interesting guy.
Odd, interesting, same thing.
More odd than interesting.
More odd than interesting.
Okay, Chris.
Thank you.
We appreciate it.
Can we read out the horse one? Can we say the horse one? Where's the horse one. Okay, Chris. Thank you. We appreciate it.
Can we read out the horse one?
Can we say the horse one?
Where's the horse one?
Oh, yeah.
I'm just trying to find it.
Claudia, have you still got the horse text handy?
I feel like it's interesting.
Yeah, I have it, but I don't want to be the one to say it.
I can't find it.
Just control F. Just say it in my voice.
Someone said they knew a girl who would get the artificial vaginas
for the horses ready.
If you know, you know.
Because they need to get the horse stuff from the male horses.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
So they would do that and then now they work in plumbing.
Which I mean.
Pipes into pipes.
Pipes into pipes.
Yeah, you know.
Yeah.
It's transferral of.
What a job.
Imagine.
Transferral of human fluids.
I mean, not human, horse.
Reading someone's CV and going, okay, so you did three years in what?
Horse badge.
What is that?
And what do you do now?
And now you're a plumber.
Now I unblock people's toilets.
Pipes.
Yeah.
Yeah, wild.
Hope that was a bit of inspiration for everybody.
Never too late.
Never too late.
Never too late.
And I hear there's an opening in horse vaginas,
so you could go and make that your next career.
They need people.
They need people now.
Bree and Clint.
Time to play Google Down.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint. Time to play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you?
It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.
Punk.
Gather round, kidlets.
It's time for another round of Google Down.
If you text through the names either Clint, Claudia or Ella,
you could be in to win some KFC.
Here's how it works.
I put these questions into Google.
I'm looking for the first person to yell out the correct answer.
If you are, I'll give you a point. First to three wins the
game and the title. Are we ready? Have you guys swapped phones out there?
Should we? Up to you guys.
If Claude wants to really prove herself. If she wins today
she will have won on every phone in the room.
Yeah.
Not the iPhone 4 in the drawer.
And not the landline.
I don't think anyone can win on those.
I'll use just my brain next week.
Landline, you'd have to phone a friend for every word.
Are you saying lanolin?
Lanolin.
Yeah, lanoline.
Lanoline?
Lanoline.
Call Grandma on the lanoline.
Lanoline.
Lanoline. Okayoline? Lanoline. Poor grandma on the lanoline. Lanoline. Lanoline.
Okay, question number one.
How many premierships did the Chicago Bulls win with Michael Jordan?
Six.
Six is correct.
That was off the top of your head, wasn't it?
Aye.
Just say yes.
Oh.
Aye.
I thought you didn't want to say.
It's on my shirt.
Is it? Yep. Oh, it is too. Oh my God. But it was from't want to say. It's on my shirt. Is it?
Yep.
Oh, it is too.
Oh my God.
But it was from the top of my head.
Okay, question number two.
There's a great video of Michael Jordan listing the six reasons
why he's the greatest of all time.
He's got a ring on each finger.
That's quite cool.
He's got six good reasons.
Wag.
All right, question number two.
Who invented post-it notes?
I'll take one name.
Arthur Fry.
Elman Amron.
Nice, Claudia.
And Ellen Amron.
Arthur Fry is the first name that is noted.
Spencer Silver.
Away!
All right, question number three.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Go.
One to Claudia, one to Clint.
How many Golden Globes has Meryl Streep won?
Eight.
Eight.
Damn, you're so good.
Nine.
Google says nine.
No, no.
GoldenGlobes.com says eight.
No, I have eight.
Google says nine.
This is Golden Globes down, thank you very much, not Google Down.
Golden Globes Down is next week.
Hold on, let me check.
Because I'm pretty...
Yeah, it says nine on Google.
Okay.
We have to follow the rules.
Have to follow the rules.
It's the most common answer that comes up on Google,
which means it's two to Clint, one to Claudia, zero to Ella.
Here comes question number four.
How many number one hits has David Guetta had?
47.
Six? Oh, there's pop-ups. What's happening?
Who said six? Me. That is correct. Why did I say 47?
That's a lot. Why did you say 47? That's a lot.
Why did you say that?
That is correct, Ella.
Six.
Oh, my gosh, I'm on the board.
Okay, everyone's in this game.
One to Claw, one to Ella, two to Clint.
Question number six.
Give me one name who invented the television.
John Lodgy Bard.
Fellow Fonsworth.
Fellow Taylor Fonsworth or John Lodgy Bard.
I'm going to give it to Ella because they're all in there.
I said give me one name.
Well done.
Clint would have been right if you had got that wrong, though.
He was next in line.
All right, two to Ella, two to Clint, one to Claude.
Question number six.
How much is Jeremy Clarkson worth?
$70 million.
$55 million.
Claudia said $7 million. I said $70. $70 million. Claudia said $7 million.
I said $70.
$70 million.
Yeah.
And that is correct.
Oh, thank goodness.
Okay.
Okay.
Are we on to it?
We're on to it.
This is For The Win.
Oh, my goodness.
Let me focus.
Hang on.
Here we go.
Peace and zen.
Peace and love, guys.
Peace and zen.
For The Win, question number seven.
How many episodes are there of the series Doctor Who?
883.
Claudia says 883.
883.
And she comes back.
I don't like this new AI on Google.
That was my greatest choke.
That was probably my greatest choke.
You had that.
That was almost my greatest choke.
You were two up from, I mean, I think like two questions in.
Did you get the first two?
Yeah.
Oh.
That means Crystal, Claudia came through in the clutch
and you got the 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Nice work.
Oh, awesome.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
We'll get it out to you ASAP.
Do you have anything to say to me, Clint?
Congratulations, Claudia.
You've won on all three phones in the room.
I'll use Breeze next week.
Don't look at my history.
By the way, someone was right.
That new AI search function in Google that's been forced on everyone.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I don't like it.
It's really annoying.
Yeah.
Why are they pushing that on everyone?
Yeah, I don't know.
Can we take it off?
Can you take it off?
Yeah, write them a sternly worded letter.
Yeah.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
All right, let's do some birthday bangers for your hump day.
We're going to kick things off with Caitlin.
Kia ora, Caitlin.
Welcome to the show.
Hi, Caitlin.
Hello.
Caitlin, all we need is your date of birth.
Sure thing.
13th of April, 2005.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 2021, Caitlin.
And on your 16th, this was at the top.
Justin Bieber.
Not bad, not bad.
In Peaches, not bad, not bad.
That was a bit of a vibe, that song, for sure.
Did you guys see the TikTok video of the person who went to a Halloween party as Justin Bieber
and when they got there, Justin Bieber was at the party?
Yeah, I did see that.
That was funny.
You would shit your pants.
You'd be like, oh!
It's a good one, Caitlin.
Wait there.
Let's go to George on 0800-DARLS-IT-IM.
Kia ora, George.
Hi, George.
Hey.
Let us know, George, what is your birth date?
7th of December 2006.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2022.
And on that day, this was number one.
But sometimes I look in her eyes
and that's where I find a glimpse of us.
Oh, no, George, your birthday banger sucks.
Yeah, it does suck. Bit of a wounder, George, your birthday banger sucks. Yeah, it does suck.
Bit of a wounder, George, I'm not going to lie.
Glimpse of us, Joji.
Just so slow.
It's a pretty song, but it's so slow.
Would you like us to lie to you instead, George?
Would that help?
It just sucks.
Yeah, should we make one up?
Yeah, let's make one up.
Give us your birthday again, George.
7th of the 7th
2006. Right, George, that means you were
16 in 2022
and this is your birthday banger.
Oh, George, you got Hootie and the
Blowfish.
How do you like that, George?
Well, it's another shitty song,
because last time I rang up on the radio,
I had a really bad song as well.
Well, there's no pleasing some people.
There's no saving it.
No saving it.
Ash is going for a birthday bagger next.
Hi, Ash.
Hi, Ash.
Hi, good afternoon.
I have a feeling you're going to like yours.
I honestly thought Hootie and the Blowfish was a cure-all.
Yeah, not for everyone.
Not for everyone.
But, I mean, George wasn't around for the nostalgia.
Maybe not for Gen Z.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know?
Ash, would you have liked Hootie to be your song?
If I'm being honest, no.
Oh.
Not really.
Wait, wait. Oh, my God.
Have we completely mispositioned this show?
Wait.
Are we the only ones that like Hootie and the Blowfish?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Two bad eggs.
Ash, what's your date of birth?
17th of January, 1990.
All right.
That means you were 16, Ash, in
2006.
And this was number one.
Oh,
Ash!
My gut feeling was right.
You get Nelly and Jermaine
Dupree grills.
What do you reckon,'s see you grill.
Let's see my work.
What do you reckon, Ash?
You grill.
Yeah, you grill.
It's not what I was expecting, I'll be honest.
You want Hootie back now, don't you, Ash?
Yeah, now you.
Yeah, I think I would have put Hootie back.
All right, all right.
Okay.
I know exactly where I'm voting.
I'm voting with Ash.
I'm voting Grills, Nelly and Jermaine Dupree.
Just so we're clear,
I'm not allowed to vote for Hoodie and the Blowfish, right?
Because it wasn't really a birthday banger.
Technically, no.
In that case.
Ash, you just won birthday banger.
Congratulations.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Oh, look, even Ash is starting to get all urban with it.
Rob the Jewelry Store, tell them, make me a grill.
Here's the winner of Birthday Banger on Zidim.
Zidim, Brie and Clint. Every time I see you, the first thing I want to say, hey. It's time for me to go.
What you looking at?
Zeddy and Brian Clint.
What?
The winner of Birthday Banger today is Nelly and Jermaine Dupri and all the St. Lunatics.
That's Greels from 2006.
Might be one of the best lyrics ever in that song.
What one did you like?
Fuck where they go,
call me George Foreman because I'm making everybody
grills.
I like the bit where they said,
call it a smile on the rocks.
Oh, that's good too.
Hey, I mean,
Nelly did not miss. He did not.
He did not miss. I saw the cutest
video of him and Ashanti on my TikTok the other day.
They're having a baby, eh?
Yeah, they've had the baby.
They've had the baby, yeah, yeah.
And I think they were getting married and it was their first dance.
Anyway, it's so cute.
They took their time.
I know.
Anyway, they're very cute.
There's a post that popped up in my feed
from the Johnsonville Community Notice Board on Facebook.
Are you a part of that notice board?
No.
Random.
Which is why it caught my attention.
I don't know why it was pushed into my feed.
Johnsonville, for those who don't know,
is a suburb in North Wellington.
My dad was actually born there.
My dad's from, as they call it, as the locals call it,
he's from Jayville.
Well, that's the connection then.
You reckon Facebook knew?
Oh, who knows?
That's so random.
Anyway.
It ended up in a few people's feed, but it's not viral.
Right.
It's far from viral.
It's got like 140 likes on it.
Anyway, it's from a woman called Lisa,
who I don't believe lives in Johnsonville.
I think she lives in Christchurch.
Okay.
So the Johnsonville community notice board,
it must be open.
They're coming together to help this woman, Lisa.
Lisa wrote,
my stepdaughter left her AirPods at a city fitness gym
in Christchurch a few months ago.
A few months ago? A few months ago?
A few months ago.
Whoever found them, instead of handing them in,
decided to just keep them.
She has had them ping at an address in Wellington.
I love this shit.
If you have them or know the person that might have them,
please do the right thing.
She would really appreciate having her ear pods back.
Let's go.
Let's get in the car.
Claudia, Ella, let's get in the car and we'll travel to this address.
That's what you want to do, eh?
Yes.
Like you really want to when stuff like this happens.
She's posted the screenshot of the Find My Things app to Facebook.
And on there you can see the AirPods on Frank Moore Avenue in Johnsonville.
She scribbled out the number so that the person
doesn't get, I don't know,
mobbed, I guess,
which is the responsible thing to do.
The comments have come in
thick and fast. Someone called
Chris said, private message me.
I live around the corner. I'll go knock
on the door and ask.
I love it. I love it.
Have you got Gabriel's AirPods from a city fitness gym
in Christchurch three months ago?
Because I want them back.
Yeah.
And they'll go, who are you?
And you go, I know Gabriel's mum from a community notice board
on Facebook.
We haven't met.
I can see why she's pissed off, though.
You can see from the picture those aren't regular AirPods.
They're AirPods Pro or Max or whatever those are.
Are the find my thing on AirPods and phones and AirTags that good now
that it gives you the number of the place in the street?
But then what if the housing
is really dense what if it's like townhouses how do you know which one it is i literally saw
this uh series of videos from this tiktoker like maybe last week and someone stole her phone out
of her car when they were at the beach yeah and they tracked it and it was in a block of units. Yeah. And-
What do you do?
They waited.
They did a stakeout for like 24 hours and watched everyone that came in and out and
then got the police involved.
And then the police were like, there's someone who is known for taking stuff.
And they were like, it's probably that person.
Do the police want to know about this stuff?
You know?
Because like you can go, my stolen property is here.
It's at this address.
Police will go and get it.
But they'll go, yeah, but it's a $300 pair of headphones
and we are so understaffed.
Yeah, I mean, I have seen most of the time police will help you out.
Like if they can, they will come and help you out
because they don't want you to do anything.
True.
So you can stay safe.
Call on the bomb squad.
Someone called James wrote on the post,
ooh, why would you want them back?
It's the principle.
It is the principle.
You know, I just don't want that person to have them.
And someone called David wrote,
the rule is finders keepers.
Okay, David, how old are you?
Nine?
If you saw your stolen ear pods in the address,
would you go and get them?
100%.
Would you?
But I would advise people not to do that.
This happened to me and my friend.
Would you take support?
This happened to me and my friend years and years and years ago
when the first, like, Find My iPhone things were out,
where it wasn't as accurate, but we were at a university toga party
and my friend lost her phone and we were like oh my god use that find my iphone thing
because it was so new yeah and it showed up that it was still in the in the pub where we were yeah
but there was a heap there was hundreds of people in there so we're like oh let's go to lost property
or talk to the manager anyway we talked to lost property and they're like oh no one's handed that
in and then we're like can we talk to the manager and tell the manager what it looks like in case it does turn
up yeah talk to this guy and he was like yeah yeah i'll let you know if it turns up blah blah
anyway the next day we went back on find my iphone and it pings in this suburb just over from where
the bar is and we were close to there and we were like were like, let's go see if we can get it back.
Yeah.
And eventually we got to this one house,
knocked on the door.
Guess who opens the door?
Who?
The manager from the bar.
Get out.
And so we knew he had it because we were like,
we talked to you last night.
It says it's here.
Plot twist.
And he packed his deck.
So he just gave it back to us.
He's like, oh, just I found it for you
I brought it home
Because I was going to
Call you and let you know
Yeah bull
Bull crap
Oh $800.00
Or text 9696
This afternoon
What did you track down
Using the
Find my things
App
Yeah all the different things
That you can track now
Yeah
And did you go and get it
Yeah how did it end
Did you go full Batman
On their ass
And go and get Your headphones back Or it end? Did you go full Batman on their ass and go and get your headphones back?
Or did you get the police involved?
Bree and Clint.
A step-mum has posted in the Johnsonville Community Notice Board
about her step-daughter's earpods that went missing
from a city fitness gym in Christchurch.
They've now pinged at a street address in Johnsonville, Wellington,
and she wants them back.
She's not standing for this.
No.
She can see him.
She likes him.
She wants him.
She'll get him.
She sees it.
She likes it.
She wants it.
She got it.
So we want to know what have you managed to track down
and get back using those tracking apps?
Listen to this text that's come through.
It says here,
My sister lost her phone at the mall, and then it came up on Find My iPhone at a house.
We went to the house together without calling the cops or anything.
This 13 or 14-year-old boy answers the door and looks like he's going to wet himself when we bring up the phone.
Then the mother comes and is such a Karen saying,
How dare we accuse her kid of stealing
some boy mums are really in love with their sons lol anyway she says there's no way that he stole
it even when we show her the phone location so we call the police and wait in our car for like two
hours call the police on the kid we're gonna call the police and wait in our car for two hours until they come. When the police
shows up, the boy finally
admits to taking the phone and we get it back.
Good on him.
I wonder if you got an apology from the mum.
Yeah.
It's a good question. Tough one, eh?
It's a real tough one. This is similar.
Someone said, I tracked my AirPods to a residential
address 20km away.
My husband went early in the morning and one of the children in the house produced the AirPods from his pocket straight away.
The parents didn't even know that he had them.
Yeah.
Yeah, the parents usually don't know.
If you get busted, it's a pretty good idea to hide them on the kid, you know?
Because then you've got plausible deniability.
Then you can be like, oh, sorry.
Exactly.
Or get the dog to chew it a bit and be like, oh.
Oh, the dog's picked it up.
Dog's a cliptoe.
Someone texted her and said, my ex tracked her new boyfriend using
Find My iPhone on his phone and found him at the bar with another girl
and proceeded to be manhandled out by security.
I wish them well.
God, so you didn't just, you found your ex-boyfriend.
That person texts back and said they got no apology from the mum.
Yeah, I'm not surprised, eh?
Here's a text.
I'm a cop.
Someone stole my stuff while at the gym.
I told my sergeant who got my colleague to arrest her.
Does that count?
What kind of moron steals from a police officer?
What an idiot.
Surely you knew.
Yeah.
Surely you knew.
Surely when you opened that locker at the gym
and you saw the police hat,
you're like, oh, maybe not this one.
Mum's car got stolen with her phone inside.
Tracked it to her house,
called the cops after three hours of tracking it.
That would feel so good. I've had my car stolen
before. What a rush. And
this is before any of these tracking apps.
Yeah. And me and my friends drove around
Rotorua all night trying to find it, the car.
Yeah. We were like in teams texting each other.
Hell no. And what were we going to do if we
did find it? You know?
Some skinny young kids. 17 year old
Clint from Rotorua.
Hey, that's my Nissan Sentra.
Don't you see this eyebrow piercing?
I'll go, yeah.
I mean business.
I will.
You didn't damage my Sony Explode subwoofer, did you?
I'm cool, man.
Someone texted her and said, not an iPhone,
but I had this flash pair of jeans back in the 80s
that was stolen when I was on holiday in Blenheim as a kid.
I was at the pool and they had stolen them from there,
had to go home in my togs.
That's embarrassing.
They said the very next day my mother staked out the pool
and we saw a girl wearing them.
So we went straight to the pool and spoke to the manager and when she got to the pool she had to take them off and go
home in her togs. Mum's a boss. I was about 12 or 13 at the
time and thought my mum was amazing. I love that.
That is brazen to wear the stolen jeans to the pool the next day. To the place where you
stole them. I'd be fuming. But a lot of criminals
crafty but not smart, you know?
I mean, you said it. Anyway, the
Brian Clint Show does not advise you taking
the law into your own hands.
Call the police. As tempting as it would
be if you could see your computer
inside someone else's house.
Although, if anyone is interested,
I do know how to fashion
a weapon out of a baseball bat and
some nails.
Text me on 9696 if you want it.
It's pretty easy.
Good advice, man.
Yeah, I like it.
Bree and Clint.
And that's the end of the show.
Woo-hoo!
It's a Wednesday night.
I'm going to go home, get into my undies,
sit on the couch and eat a bucket of chicken.
You can come to work with undies on today.
I don't see how that's any of your goddamn business.
That's fair.
You didn't ask,
but I had a fresh batch of
skims arrive.
Did you? God, such a good day when the skims arrive.
Hashtag not sponsored and I'm not interested in giving
too much money to the Kardashian clan.
I'm wearing my skims.
These are the greatest underpants I have ever worn.
These men's skims boxer shorts.
This is the greatest bralette I've ever worn.
What has she done?
I don't know.
She's done a deal with the devil, and it is paying off.
I reckon she pays blind monks in the hills of, I don't even know.
Yeah.
They're not crazy expensive, too.
These are like $35 a pair.
I think I paid $90 for a three-pack.
Which is pretty standard.
For undies, it's decent undies.
Decent men's undies, anyway.
Anyway, someone out there on the five-pack of Rio from the warehouse is going,
oh, la-di-da, Mr. $35 undies.
Fancy pants, literally.
Ella, do you think that's a lot of money to have spent on undies?
Oh, my gosh, yes.
I got a Kmart.
Do you?
How much are undies at Kmart?
Oh, they're like a couple of bucks.
Oh, treat your flaps, mate.
No, I'll do.
Yeah, treat your flaps.
Really?
I think you get to a point in life where you've got to treat them.
Am I out of touch with the modern man's balls? I think so. No, I don't think so. No, I think you get to a point in life where you've got to treat them. Am I out of touch with the modern man's balls?
I think so.
No, I don't think so.
No, I think you are.
That is ridiculous.
I think anything above $30 is getting excessive.
No, anything above $10.
But, but, but, but, but, but, but, like I said,
these are the greatest undies I've ever worn.
Well, yeah.
No, I think that's fine then.
I don't think that's too bad.
$60 a pair?
Which you get what you can pay for Calvin Klein's. A hundred percent. Versace's are even more than that think that's too bad. $60 a pair. Which you get what you can pay for Calvin Klein.
100%. Versace's are even
more than that. That's too much.
Anyway, the price of undies, definitely the most
important topic of the day and I think we'll leave it
there. There's more. There's about
45 minutes of
chat about this same topic on our
podcast, which will go up just after
we finish this show. Have a great night
everybody and we'll see you tomorrow on ZM.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.