ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 6th October 2021

Episode Date: October 6, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast. Who are you messaging? Hello. A friend of mine. Oh yeah? Not anything. Looks intense.

Not anything interesting to be honest. It's quite a long message though. But you know when you're like, you're trying to reply to everything that they've said in their text message and then you're like, oh, I'm just writing a novel. I may as well just call the person. Has anyone got into voice replies yet? Yeah, I voice replied on Instagram all the time. Yeah.

What a lot. Who scoffed? No, I've got a love-hate relationship with them. Why? Because do you say one thing you don't? I hate the sound of my own voice. Yeah. Lucky you don't work in a job where you'll have to hear your own voice like you don't have two speakers

strapped to the side of your head piping your own voice back into your ears yes that's true um no it's it's also like i don't want to have a full-on voice message conversation i just want to be like uh this is what's happening and then to reply if they want to but you know how girls and girls group chats they just send like heaps of them and it's just like that's the conversation you should just call yeah and by that stage if it's 15 voice supplies back and forth you know they'll be driving so they'll just hit record and they'll be like so my day's going well and you're like don't tell me you're driving jeez what the hell yeah um not anastasia though she doesn't drive you can do it she actually doesn't drive i do it while i'm walking still uh still uh now walking is the place to do it still i have your wits about you you're on the guy yeah yeah yeah

i cannot multitask yeah um i don't understand why people don't just call these days. I love calling. Some people hate it. They hate the idea of answering the phone. I reckon it's a real generational thing. I quite like calling people. My favourite time to call people is when I'm in the car because I'm forced to focus.

There's nothing else to do, eh? I'm forced to focus on talking to them and you actually sit and talk to someone. One of my friends got really offended one time when she was like, you only ever call me when you're in the car. Mine too. And I'm like, why is that a big deal? It means that I am going to give you my full attention.

Yeah. He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, but they're not in the car. I kind of get it because he's like, well, you only call me now because you've got nothing else to do. You don't make time for me at other times. And I'm like, well, I could not call you at all. I could call someone else. Would that be better if I just didn't call you at all? I could listen to a podcast. There's heaps of stuff to do you don't make time for me at other times and i'm like well i could not call you at all i could call someone else would that be better if i just didn't call you at all listen to a podcast there's heaps of stuff to do i could eat you know food in the car could you yeah you guys don't eat

no well you'd have to have some food already you guys like if you went to you know get like something for like a bacon and egg mcmuffin you don't eat that whilst driving. I don't know. I do. But you'd need to have food there. You're listing all the things you could do on that call instead of talking to them. You need to have some food there. Producer Ben said he wouldn't do that.

Yeah, unless I really needed to. If I really needed to. If I was in a rush to get somewhere. I'm shocked by that. Are you shocked by that? But I'd get it and then have it when I got home. You wouldn't even eat the hash brown. Yeah.

It's cold. It's not as good. When you guys get a pizza, okay, say you're eating the pizza yourself. No, that's not a driving food. You don't eat the pizza. No. That's not an eating while driving food.

All right, so you get a curry. No, you're single Anastasia. I don't have anyone to share this with. I'm not taking anyone's slice of pizza. Obviously, you jam your hand in between the lid and stuff and pull a hot piece out. While you're driving. And you drop the hot cheese on your thing.

Yeah, that's why you don't do it. That's tradition. For who? Nah, pizza's not a driving food. It's not a driving food. Never has been, never will be. I will literally sometimes have, if it's home in Christchurch and it's like 10 minute drive, I'll have three pieces by the time I'm home.

A hot Vietnamese pho though, that's a good driving food. Yeah, it's perfect. I used to get ridiculed for taking a pizza into the cinema. And people would ridicule me for it. That's better than driving. This is not for the cinema. I think the rule with cinema food is you need to be able to hide it or at least attempt to be hiding it.

I used to take curries in there. Nice. I used to take spaghetti. I've taken everything into the cinema because why? Why? Why should I have to go without in the cinema? Who came up with that rule? You think about it.

Well, to be honest, it was a cinema back on the central coast near sydney where they literally were like you can take whatever you want yeah and it was awesome you think about the possibility you shouldn't be able to be allowed to take a fragrant food into the cinema yeah i don't want to have to smell your food well tuna's off the table yeah but why don't you see the curry yeah curry no i don't want to have to smell i love the smell of curry but i don't want to have to smell yours while we're in there Because then I will want a curry Well then you can go get one

No I can't get a curry Where's the curry station at the cinema There's heaps of Indian places in the food court No I'm already in the cinema Actually a whole Domino's pizza would slap It does slap in the cinema Have you ever been to the ones where you can order food From your seat and they bring it to you So during the cinema. Have you ever been to the ones where you can order food from your seat

and they bring it to you? So during the movie they bring you a pizza and drinks. For dessert I got a whole tub of blueberries. Are you joking? You mean Gold Class? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I haven't.

That's not a big thing here? Well, have you done it? Yeah, I probably go to Gold Class every second time I go. Oh. Woo-hoo. Yeah, because probably go to Gold Class every second time I go. Oh. Woo-hoo. Yeah, because you know why? Because going to the cinema is one of my favourite things and I'm willing to, and to be honest, I go on a Tuesday

where you can get those tickets for pretty much the same price as a normal ticket. Oh, yeah. I mean, do you get the food on top? Yeah, you have to pay for your food. No, it's all you can eat, yeah. But, like, say your ticket to the cinema, to the normal cinema is $20 and then on a Tuesday it's $10.

You can get a $20 ticket to Gold Class and the best ones are at Newmarket and you can go to ones and they're like real boutique. The library. The library or the, what's the other one? I don't know. Oh, it's so nice. One time me and my mate, have you ever had the one where it's a two person and you can make it flat like a bed?

Who do you know? Who was your mate? No, my flatmate Juliet. Oh. No, it was actually the best cinema experience ever. Nah, Mum. We're just real good friends. We're flatmates.

We lived together for 40 years. RIP the movies. They were a good time. Remember when we could go to the movies? I miss them. The movies are one of my all-time favourite things. Hope they survive the COVID situation. Don't say that.

Of course they're going to survive. You don't know that. Yeah, they will. You don't know that. It's not going to kill cinema. I've got to see James Bond somewhere. Because it's the experience. Yeah. You'll never get that at home.

That's what they said about video stores. You've got a projector in your house, Brie. Not the same. You've got a pizza oven at your house. No, Brie, I completely agree with you. There's nothing better than the cinema. Nothing can beat that. A movie you're so fizzed to see.

If there's no more cinemas, shotgun at least one of those chairs. Yeah. There's a furniture store near my house which used to be a cinema in the 90s. Oh, yeah. But they haven't refitted it. So they've just put all the furniture inside this old cinema building. If you go in there, it's like walking into what the Hoyts used to look like in New Zealand in the 2000s.

It's freaky. There's like this table and chairs set for sale underneath a candy bar sign we didn't even have a cinema in the town i grew up in well that's why you love it so much yeah yeah and then the closest cinema to our house was like half an hour away and my mum loved it you know how much it costs to go to a movie 20. wow is this an old-timey story where you're like $2 $2 You know there's a cinema In Bulimba in Brisbane Shout out to all my Brisbaneites

Love you guys In Bulimba and tickets are $4 Still? Now or in the olden days Are the movies coloured or black and white? They're coloured and it's like a real Historic movie theatre building and they've renovated it and stuff.

And popcorn is like literally like a small is like three bucks as well. Really? How are they turning a profit? Is it a money laundering thing? Is it like that car wash on Breaking Bad? I think it's more like it's quantity over quality. Yeah, but you said it was small. No, it's not small. It's got like seven rooms. Yeah, but you said it was small. No, it's not small.

It's got like seven rooms. Yeah, right. Seven seats? That is small. Seven, what do you call it? Seven cinemas inside the cinema? Just like RIP going to the movies, RIP going to Brisbane to see that. One day we'll be able to travel and do fun things like that again, hopefully.

Cool. I'm dreading Christmas. Really dreading it. No, you can come have Christmas with me. I'm even dreading it more now. All right, here's the podcast, everybody. Enjoy. Hey, Google, what's the time?

It's 3 p.m, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. Happy Wednesday everyone, midweek, how are we all feeling? Like the days don't mean anything anymore? Yeah, I feel

like the last 18 months or two years has just flown by. Happy beginning of week eight of lockdown, everybody, by the way. Sorry to start with this tone every day. It's just we're playing the cards we've been dealt, you know? Delta. Oh, damn it. Triggered.

Let's play some Delta Goodrum. Oh, triggered. Let's kick it off with Born to Try. What a bop that was, wasn't it? Hey. Born to Try. Hey, we're going to have some fun on the show today. We're going to try and give away $10,000 with ZM's secret sound.

Are you any closer to maybe figuring out what it is in your heads? I want people to text 9696 their guess. Oh, yeah. Just to see what people are thinking because I have people to text 9696 their guess. Oh yeah. Just to see what people are thinking because I have no clue. You might not have heard it yet. It's only been running since Monday. This is the secret sound for 2021. That right there is worth

$10,000 at the moment. I reckon it's when you put your locking a seatbelt on a plane. And you're like... That's a sound none of us have heard for a while. Yeah, okay. That's a sound none of us have heard for a while. Could you fly in level three?

Other places can. Because that would fit with the clue. Level three made me. That sound, because when you get on a plane Oh God, I hope I haven't gotten it right. Or do I? Your chance to guess it is coming up at 4 o'clock.

But we're going to start with Tradie vs Lady $50 cash prize. Thanks to KFC up for grabs. If you can win our quiz. That's right. You want to play? Call now 0800 DIAL ZM. And it's a big game today. The Tradies and the Ladies are tied at 82 wins for the year.

I guess you moved on really. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. All right, big game of tradie versus lady today because the ladies sit at 82 wins for the year and so do the tradies. The girls have clawed it back. Can they go back in front?

Let's meet our lady today. She's 25. She's from Canterbury, and she started a hemp clothing company. Welcome to the show, Eden. Hi, Eden. Hi there. That's pretty cool. What's your hemp clothing company called?

I'm no longer with them. I sold that last year, but it's called Original Canvas, and they've got heaps of cool brands. Don't give them a shout out. If you're out of the business, then don't worry about it. Yeah, what are you working on now? I'm working with mum and dad. Yeah, nice.

Okay, cool. You'll be taking on our training today. He's 21. He's from Christchurch, and he is almost qualified as a builder. Welcome to the show, Cameron. Cameron, that's young. How young did you start your apprenticeship? I was 17 when I started that. Yeah, very cool. Very cool. Okay, guys. Cam, your buzzer is

tradie. Eden, yours is lady. First to get three right, it's going to get $50 cash, thanks to KFC. Good luck, everybody. Here we go. Question number one. Will Smith is in the news this week talking about his favourite and least favourite movies he's been in. How many Men in Black films did he front? Trady. Yes, Cameron. Three. Three is correct. Nice work. He wasn't in the Chris Hemsworth one, eh? Yeah, but I said

front. Yeah, right. I think he might have appeared maybe for a second. Yeah, right. Okay. Question number two, one to the Tradies. No issues with Facebook or Instagram today after yesterday's outages. Who founded Facebook? Tradie. Tradie.

I mean, lady. Yes, Cameron. Mark Zuckerberg. It is Mark Zuckerberg. Sorry, Eden. Cam got in there first, even though you said tradie as well. That's okay. Come on, Eden.

Okay, you need this one. Your buzzer is lady. You need this one to stop Cam, okay? Oh, you started a hemp clothing label. This is a good question for you, actually. Here we go. Question number three. Justin Bieber has announced he's launching his own cannabis brand.

What time during the day is renowned for smoking cannabis? Trady. Lady. Cameron. For the win. 4.20. 4.20. How do you know that, Cameron?

Oh, well done, Cam. This is some personal experience. Well done, guys. Sorry, Eden, not your day, but Cam, we've got 50 bucks coming your way. He was super speedy. He was super speedy, yeah.

Very knowledgeable Cam for a 21-year-old. Good stuff, guys. This is one of the wildest stories on the internet today. Very knowledgeable cam for a 21-year-old. Good stuff, guys. Brian Clint. This is one of the wildest stories on the internet today. It's about a rogue grandmother and her friend who broke their legs after sneaking into a water park at 2am on a drunken night out. Yes, Queens.

You're never too old. Age is just a number. Yeah, although you hear this story and there's a bit of a lesson in this. Why, what do they do? You're never too old Age is just a number Yeah Although You hear this story And there's a bit of a lesson in this Why? What do they do? So

Her name is Claire Vickers And it's fine to name her Because she's gone on Good Morning Great Britain And told her story Her name's Claire Vickers Her friend Barry Douglas

It just says friend It doesn't say boyfriend But it doesn't not say boyfriend Oh it's a guy It's a guy yeah Right They got on the pizzo They snuck into a theme park It just says friend. It doesn't say boyfriend, but it doesn't not say boyfriend. It's a guy, yeah. Right. They got on the pizzo.

They snuck into a theme park, went up the hydra slide, and splashed some water down it to lubricate it. It's dangerous. And then slid down the slide and got stuck in the slide for two hours after fracturing their shins and shattering their feet before they got rescued. See, like, why didn't they just sneak into the water park go for a skinny swim yeah a skinny dip yeah feel wild feel free they were get out they were naked well at least he was naked um that's been confirmed in the story that's a bad idea have you ever been down one of those have you ever been to wet and wild on the Gold Coast? Yeah.

You need a bit of material, eh? Where the thing joins the seam, I'm telling you, you don't want to be sliding down that with a bare bum. No. Have a listen to them. This is them talking about what happened to them on Good Morning Great Britain or whatever their morning TV show is.

Have a listen. And the nature of it that you can understand, like there are comical elements to this. However, what happened at the end of that slide is incredible. Instead of shooting out the other end, there is a barrier across the end of the slide. What was that barrier made of? It's a solid bar of steel.

So you hit the steel and the damage is done and the injuries... The bone came straight out of my leg. As you're going down the actual chute, when you come out, there was blocks. As soon as I hit the bottom, it just, you know, bent my left straight in half. And you could see the bone coming through your shin. Well, yeah, it was totally out.

I was holding on to my leg. And what about the other leg? I shattered every single bone in that foot. Yeah, I had free surgeons on that leg. I mean, at that point, I think you're pretty glad that you're drunk because at least it might take some of the pain away, right? I don't know if it's that bad. So the slide literally, they close it up.

Yeah, it had like a board over there, steel board over the end of it. So the slide was constipated and they were trying to get out. Yeah. And then that. The worst bit is she went down first, hit the barrier, and then he came down after her and hit her and the barrier. Oh, no.

Anyway, they're okay. They're both in wheelchairs. What a disaster. They both have smashed up legs, but they are okay. And they can see the funny side of it, I think, because they're going on TV to talk about it. If that was your grandma, you would feel like you had a past to do anything after that, right? Like no matter what trouble you could get in, you could go

yeah, but grandma got pissed and went down the hydro slide, you know? Yeah, but she's old enough so she's allowed to do those things. Jeez, I can't even imagine how much that would hurt or the moment you realised. Yeah. And it was in the middle of the night too. You wouldn't have been

able to see anything. No, it was in the middle of the night too. You wouldn't have been able to see anything. No, it was in the middle of the night. They had to stay in the slide for two hours until they opened the theme park and found them inside the slide, naked with broken legs. They're lucky they didn't die. I thought we could take some calls this afternoon on loose grandmas. You know, people who have got grandmas who... What did your grandma get up to where you were like,

Grandma, how old are you? You know better. Does grandma like to party, you know? Like does grandma go harder than you do? Has grandma got stories where you're like, Grandma, you can't be tamed? One of my aunties who is a grandma now, I remember we went to a Sam Smith concert and she got so slizzled that she flashed someone.

At a Sam Smith concert? He's singing emotional bangers and she's getting her hoo-hahs out. One minute she was crying, next minute she was flashing people. I was like, oh my God. Let's see what we get. I reckon there are some loose grannies in New Zealand, so let's share those stories on 0800DIALSATM or you can text them to 9696.

We're trying to talk to people about their loose grannies, grannies who like to party. There's a story out of the UK today about a granny who got pizzoned with her mate. They broke into a water park and went down the hydroslide while it was still closed. In their words, they splashed some water on for lubrication. Unfortunately, there was a barricade at the bottom

and they broke their legs. Yeah, wedgie was the least of their worries after that. So we're trying to talk to you about your loose grannies and what they get up to. Anonymous has called up. Good afternoon, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello, how are you?

Good, thanks. Who's the grandma we're talking about? Well, grandma is, yeah, she's a bit of a loose one. She decided to pop over for a visit at the same time her mother-in-law, so the great-grandma, was here. Oh, okay. And unfortunately, she'd had a few too many lemonades. Basically, I decided to take her for a walk to, you know,

brighten her up a little bit. So the marathon? Yeah. It ended up being quite a long walk and she needed to go toilet. So there was nowhere around in suburbia and we kind of, I went, there's a little spot over there in this walkway. So she went and it was a little bit more than I expected. It wasn't just a wee and it was rather explosive No!

Anonymous, you know that you're slizzled when you think you're doing a wee And that situation occurs Yeah, so there's a whole thing about wiping Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh no Your drunk grandma did diarrhea and abortion You had to clean it up Essentially, yeah

I bet you were beeping I don't think a dog poo bag would have dealt with that situation No Not ideal anonymous I think you run home, grab a towel Ditch the pants, wrap it around her and head home It was quite a long way to my house, so yeah, it was great fun. Thank you for sharing.

What an incredibly unique story you have, Anonymous. You're welcome. Someone on the text machine said, my nan got trollied at her 70th and threw her back out somehow whilst doing a handstand. Spent the rest of the night in a chair, still dancing and drinking more gin. Go Nan. Anastasia did have a call lined up for us, but their phone has died.

Anastasia, loose grandma story? So basically this person's grandma has been kicked off three Air New Zealand flights to Australia, goes to the Kuru Lounge, has a few too many lemonades and just gets turned away before she can get on the plane. Yeah, right. Well, I mean, those Kuru Lounge has a few too many lemonades and just gets turned away before she can get on the plane. Yeah, right. Well, I mean, those Kuru Lounge memberships are expensive. You've got to get your money's worth.

So don't blame Dan too much for that. I think I just feel sorry for a daughter who's... Well, I feel like, you know, you make a mistake once and you learn from it. But then when you make it again, you're like, okay, I definitely learnt my lesson. But the third time, I think it's your fault. It's a trend, right? I'd like to go out on this text. Someone said, we're talking, okay, I definitely learnt my lesson. By the third time, I think it's your fault. It's a trend, right?

Yeah, it's a trend. I'd like to go out on this text. Someone said, we're talking about loose grannies who go hard. Someone said, my nanny died partying. She was singing karaoke in the pub and she had a heart attack. Shot nana RIP, party hard up there. Oh, what a way to go. I wonder what she was singing.

Right? I hope she finished the song. Same. It might have been like a real big note. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's sad. Hopefully they didn't think she was doing one of those RuPaul drag race death drops. Because she was, you know.

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the biggest show in the world right now, Squid Game. There's an update on the real life person's number that they accidentally included in the show. This is so crazy. This poor person has had, as you can imagine, so many phone calls. So anyone

who hasn't seen it, one of the key shots at the start of the series is it zooms in on a business card and on the business card is an actual phone number. So what Netflix have had to do is remove that scene from all of the series around the world, except for Australia actually, they've still got the opening scene with that number in it, because this person has been inundated bombarded and obviously they can't even you know live their life anymore

because they're getting hundreds and thousands of phone calls every single day because people do this you know you see a movie and you hear a number in it people call the

number yeah do it um no spoilers but I don't understand anyone who's seen that show why would you call that phone number you know why would anybody call to play

the game after having seen what the game is? You know? Yeah, well, it's in the first scene, so you don't know what the game is yet. Maybe they do that. Well, stop calling numbers before you know where they are. Before they see what it actually is about. I saw a really interesting thing on TikTok the other day, and this

is for anyone who's seen the show, because there's a big conversation around the show and do you watch the dubbed voiceover that they put in the show? Yeah. Or do you... Use the subtitles. Do you use subtitles?

And it was actually a Korean woman who was talking about how disappointed she was with the subtitles. Oh, okay. And this might apply to the dubbed version as well, that she said what they're saying in Korean sometimes is a little bit misconstrued into the subtitles and into the dubbed version. Yeah, right.

And it kind of changes what the people are saying and some of the storylines and backgrounds. So neither are perfect. No. Yeah, right. And she's like, I'm really disappointed with some of the versions that they've chosen because they've missed some really key parts. There you go.

It's a huge show at the moment. Just be warned, it's pretty brutal and pretty gruesome as well. That's the latest Fueled by Pepsi Max. Max tastes no sugars given. Bree and Clint. The internet went crazy today. Jeez, lucky she did it today and not yesterday. Adele is back and she's released a snippet of brand new music

which is dropping on the 15th of October. Oh my God. This is something I've been waiting for for six years. Yeah. That's how long it's been since we've had new music from Adele. A lot has happened in her life. A lot. She's been married and got divorced, had a kid.

Yes. Went on a fitness journey. Yes. There's so much to cover. The song is called Easy On Me and all we get is this 20 second video on Instagram at the moment. It starts with her in a vintage car

putting a cassette tape into the radio of the car. Very hipster. Trendy. And then she drives away. Here's a little bit of it. This is the cassette. There it is. And that's it. That's all you get.

I'm here for it. Sounds amazing. I know, I know. It's 15 seconds of piano with no vocals on it, and I'm already like, great song, Adele. Thank you. It sounds like another hello. Thank you, Adele.

Can you hear me? How did you know this is what we needed? Remember when that song came out? Because that was the first song off one of her, I think it was her last album. Yeah. Yeah. And I was just like instantly hooked.

Yeah, she's got an uncanny ability to do that. There's no words and no idea about what the words are going to be yet, but Brie and I have spent the afternoon imagining what it could be. Yeah, we've only got 10 seconds. We've only got 10 seconds to make this happen. I have a feeling that she's written this song not about her ex-husband. Everybody expects that. Everybody expects it to be a breakup album,

but I think she's actually gone ahead and written this song for the man who has given her her body transformation. I think she's written it for her personal trainer. Oh, interesting. This is what I think the new Adele lyrics are going to sound like on October 15. Not another burpee. I can't do another squat.

No push-ups. Please don't make me. Take it easy on me. See? Perfect, guys. Yes, you get back at your trainer through song. Yeah, yeah, please leave me alone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, I mean, if you know Adele's music, then you know she writes all of her albums around a significant breakup in her life. And obviously the breakup with her husband, he's taken away from us some of the songs that we will get because he wrote into the divorce contract. She can't use them. She's not allowed to talk about it,

but I think she may have found a way to get around it. Right, okay. And that's what I think this song is about. It's time to say goodbye To the piece of s*** I can't really talk about because of contractually obliged documents Goodbye Seamless.

Yeah, both logical options, I think. Yeah, release both. Bree and Clint. I feel like something that's changed the dating landscape forever is social media and the ability to not get caught cheating. Oh, yeah. Or the ability to get caught. Yeah.

Because I feel like there's so many extra ways now that your partner can catch you out if you decide to cheat. There's also so many extra ways you can cheat too. Yeah, well, that's true. Social media means you can be in an emotional relationship with a bikini model in Brazil. It's a double-edged sword, but I'm betting that's not a bikini model in Brazil. It's a guy called Jerry that's eating a bag of Doritos. And you just sent him a pic of your willy.

Yep. There's a really interesting video that's gone viral, and it's about a woman named Chloe who recorded her friend after her friend started to tell her in detail how she thought her partner was cheating and how she ended up catching him by using social media. Okay. But take a listen to this girl explaining pretty much this girl could work for the FBI.

Take a listen to how she called out her boyfriend. I went on Instagram and I went on location tag. I searched the place where he was at. Then I went on every girl's profile that had tagged that place, went on their stories, viewed everyone's stories, and then I screen recorded the videos and then slowed the video down to see if I could see him in the background. I caught him.

Oh, my God. Yeah, that's the next level some people are going to. Wow. What's amazing about that is she only has 24 hours to get it done because those stories will expire, you know. Wow, that's. And anyway, as she slowed it down, she saw him in the background of one of the videos with another girl.

Yeah, right. Well, there's no getting out of that. I feel like, and you and I have talked about it thus before, if you're feeling the need to go to that length, you should probably just break up with them anyway. Whether you have proof of them cheating or not, if you feel the need to do that much research, I don't think it's a healthy relationship.

But, well, obviously not. You need to get the hell out of there. But maybe she'd confronted him and he had lied and maybe she needed closure. I'm just trying to... He told her she was crazy. Yeah.

And she's like, you know what? I'm going to catch this guy so then I'm going to get my closure and I can leave. I'm not crazy. I'll prove I'm not crazy. I'll do the craziest thing you've ever heard to prove to you I'm not crazy. You know what sounds crazy?

I bet you there's so many people out there who's like, I've done similar stuff like that. Yeah. Well, when you need to know, you need to know. Yeah. And there's like, I mean, I couldn't even follow along with what she was doing. That sounded so intense.

But, you know, there's so many different ways that obviously you can find stuff on social media so it depends like if you want to find something you'll probably end up finding something remember that story we've talked about recently where the lady caught her partner cheating through his fitbit yeah because she saw that his fitbit was having an increased heart rate between the hours of two and three in the morning when it said he was at work but he was actually having it off with somebody else. That's right. And they were doing the road thing.

And there was like a three and a half minute window where his heart rate went up. Yeah. So she knew what he was doing. Fitbit caught him out. Yeah. Caught by technology. I thought we could ask people to call this afternoon

on 0800DIALZM. How did you catch them using technology? Yeah. Because like there's all the different new ways. Fitbit's one. Yep. Maybe it was a Spotify playlist that they'd secretly made for someone and then sent it off.

Yep. Maybe you used their Uber account and saw that an address in there had been visited quite frequently and it turned out to be the person that they were sleeping with's house. Maybe the GPS on the car gave them away. We'd like to hear from you this afternoon. 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.

You can remain anonymous. How did you catch them out cheating using technology? Share your knowledge. Bree and Clint. Girl is going viral for her detective skills online after she thought her boyfriend was cheating on her.

So she decided she was going to get to the bottom of it. So she went to the profile or the tag where her boyfriend was and then she searched every girl that was there at the time and then she looked at all of their stories and then she screen recorded all of the girls that were there at the location where was there at the time, and then she looked at all of their stories, and then she screen-recorded all of the girls that were there at the location where he was at the time, and then slowed down all the videos so she could see if he was in one of them. And she got him.

And she did get him. Yeah, it sounds crazy, but she got him. So we want to know, maybe not that in-depth, but maybe it was, how did you use technology to catch them cheating? We're going to talk to a bunch of anonymous people this afternoon actually. First of all, anonymous number one, hello. Hi anonymous. Hi. How did you catch them using technology? So I found on his phone Uber receipts after some fishy business

that was from a different address in the wee hours of the morning. Yeah, so the classical receipt. But luckily, like, I got a message from the girl who stalked him, found his profile, seen that I've been in a relationship, so she told me about it. So thanks for the girl, honestly. Wow. Go, girl.

I love when that happens because it's not always, you know, it's not their fault. They didn't know. Yeah, she didn't know. Did you go, I love when that happens because it's not always, you know, it's not their fault. They didn't know. Did she? Yes, she didn't know. Exactly. Did you go, I know your address. I found it on this receipt.

Oh, my God. You're Miss Fishy Business. Yeah. Okay. I love that, Anonymous. I love that, you know, they've come together and they've been like. Yeah, not my fault. He didn't tell me about you.

Yeah, but I just want you to know. He's cheating on me too with you. That this happened. Yeah. Let's talk to another Anonymous person. Hello, Anonymous. want you to know. He's cheating on me too with you. That this happened. Yeah. Let's talk to another anonymous person. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Hi. How'd you catch him with technology, anonymous?

I caught my ex cheating via Snapchat stories. He was in the background of my friend's Snapchat story playing tonsil hockey with another woman. And what, he thought you weren't following that friend of his or something? I don't think he realised my friends were there.

Oh, that's an epic fail. Was this recently or was it quite a while ago? Because I'm thinking Snapchat stories. He would have thought he was pretty safe. He might have even stopped and gone, wait, where's that video going? Oh, Snapchat, sweet, no one's using that. Was it a while ago? No, it was last year.

Wow. Okay. Wow. Okay. Wow. Well. What, screenshot it and then just show him? Is that how you dealt with it? I screen recorded it and then showed him when he got home at 4 o'clock in the morning. That's not something you want to deal with after coming home at 4 a.m.?

No, not at all. Can you imagine? He's probably stained. How did you know that? Hey, how did you? Are you sucking? Hey, not at all. Can you imagine? He's probably stained. How did you know that? Hey, how did you? Are you psychic? Hey, hey, whoa. Whoa, what are you coming at me for?

Where's your proof? Oh, there's your proof. Okay, I'll go. Finally, anonymous number three. How did you catch them out with technology? Hello. Hey, um, hi. Hello?

Hello, there you are. We got you now How did you catch him out Cool I picked up my ex's phone Just to Google something And one of the recommended searches Was how to delete Facebook messages

And then I realised She had locked me out of her Facebook account That we were sharing Spotify What How did How Why would they What Facebook account that we were sharing at Spotify. What? How did – how – why would they – what? And what?

They thought that that wasn't going to give it away? Yeah, I mean, that was pretty obvious behaviours. Yeah, right. How to delete Facebook messages. Yeah, that's a dead set giveaway. Yeah, I mean, you know, not great. There's a few other ones on the text machine. Someone said, I still had their bank account details,

went online to their account and voila, they had bought a Tinder subscription for a year. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? You can go on Tinder for free. Yeah, why are you buying a full year subscription? What about the GPS immobiliser? Someone said my ute had a GPS immobiliser where I could ring up

the company if it was ever stolen. My partner used it and he didn't know about it. Long story short is that his story didn't add up one day so I rang the company. They told me that had been parked in that location at least four times a week.

It was my best friend's house. Oh, no. Don't do your cheating in your partner's company car. That's just bad business, you know? Don't cheat with the best friend. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, that too. What Bree said as well.

And don't pay for Tinder, you cheater. First, though, yesterday the biggest news in the world was Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp being down all over the globe. It was out for everybody. And it got us thinking about other social media platforms. And I thought to myself, I wonder what's still up there on our old social media platforms. So earlier this morning, along with social media platforms. Oh, no.

Earlier this morning, along with social media expert producer Anastasia, I managed to track down Bree's MySpace page, which I don't think has been accessed since 2007 by the looks of it. Oh, no. MySpace, quite a clunky website these days. Not all of the functionality of your page works. This is a violation of my privacy. I just want to say that on the air for the record. HR, if you're listening to this at a later date, violation.

It's not because we don't have your password. So everything we found is still publicly available on the internet. It's from 2007. It doesn't count. Not all your details are visible, but there's about 10 or 15 photos that can still be accessed on your MySpace page. And I thought as a trip down memory lane,

I'd like your permission to post my favourite pictures from Brie Thomas-El's 2007 MySpace page on the Brie and Clint 2021 Instagram page. You're posting nothing. Well, don't say Instagram page. We ain't posting nothing. Well, don't say no yet. I haven't even shown you the pictures I've chosen. I've chosen those pictures. I can imagine.

I'm picturing where I was in 2007. I was graduating high school and things were not good for me. Like time has been kind to me. Absolutely. The go up is real. I've gotten better with time. I wasn't in a good place. And everybody will appreciate that. But this is relatable, okay?

So look, we haven't uploaded the album and we won't upload it without your permission. Anastasia is hovering over the post button. I'd just like to show you the pictures that I've selected, okay? This one here looks like you're at Schoolies and you look about 15 to be honest. It's titled

Drunk, Drunk, Drunk. It's a sleeping Brie Thomaselle holding an RTD. Yeah, it's a double black. Is that a Smirnoff double black, is it? That should be giving you energy, but no, it's put you to sleep. So that's one of the ones that I've selected. I'd like that to go on the album. Yeah, that's not good.

The next one, looks like you've abused your hair straightener privileges. This one was just titled, different hair. Can I say, going for a more natural hair colour now, it definitely suits you more than the black. That's the hair when I walked into my nonna's house and she goes, Brianna, your hair look like shit. And looking at it now, I agree with it.

Yeah, that's different hair. That's what it's titled. That's terrible. There's only four pictures that I'd like to upload today. The next one, I'm not sure if you were going to a party dressed as Tim McGraw or not, but in this picture you have gone full country. That picture's not going anywhere.

And it's titled, it's titled, Yeehaw. Oh, my God. Bree's not going anywhere. And it's titled, it's titled, Yeehaw! Oh my God. Bree's wearing cowboy boots. That is... A enormous belt buckle and a plaid shirt. Horrific. And a cowboy hat. That is so bad.

I don't know if it's winter or if the flash has just really washed you out. It's not doing anything for my confidence. It should because... Let's finish on a good one. Okay, we'll finish on a good one. The last one I've selected is more for us really. It should because... Let's finish on a good one. Okay, we'll finish on a good one. The last one I've selected is more for us really. It's from Christmas

2007 and it's a picture of Big Steve looking hot with no moustache. You are in the photo and here I think your hair is three or four different colours. It's three. Is it three different colours?

Three different colours. This bitch is just titled Christmas 07. So, you know what? I hope Facebook and Instagram and all that goes back down.

Yeah. I hope it goes, there's another outage and never comes back. Yeah, why? After this. Oh, right. Yeah.

We haven't posted it yet. We need permission. We need, No, I'm not posting not the cowboy one. We're not posting that. Please, the cowboy one's the best one. Okay, how about...

We want the cowboy to be the album cover. How about if we post the cowboy one, then we can post the photo of you with an eyebrow ring. No, actually, the cowboy one's off the table. We're not posting the cowboy one. No, post the album and I'll send you the eyebrow photo. We're not posting. Don't you post that cowboy one, Anastasia.

At Bree and Clint on Instagram. God never lies. Don't you post that cowboy one, Anastasia. At Bree and Clint on Instagram. Go and have a look. Don't you post it. Bree and Clint. The Bree Thomas L MySpace album is live. It had to be re-uploaded because someone vetoed the cowgirl photo, which I'm so disappointed about, but look, we've got to respect your wishes. Hey, you post your photo of you with an eyebrow ring.

Yeah. And I'll think about it. Will you let us post my eyebrow photo with the cowgirl photo as like a who wore it worse? I feel like the cowgirl photo is worse. Anyway, there's other great photos there. They're on the Brewer and Clint Instagram right now. In other news David Seymour who is never quiet about what he thinks, has

done an interview about the government's roadmap out of lockdown. That meeting that happened on Tuesday where everyone was like, so we get picnics? Is that what you're saying? We get a picnic? So this whole meeting, you've called us all here to tell us we can have a bloody picnic.

So seven weeks of lockdown and we get picnics. Is that what it is? David Seymour obviously doesn't like it. He doesn't like anything the government does. But he's given an interview and I think he might be drunk in this interview. Mate, it's week number eight in lockdown. We're all drunk.

Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough. So he's entitled to be drunk. It's signature Seymour awkwardness, but it's the bit where he starts to sing, but then decides to stop singing halfway through the sentence and talk the rest of the song, where I'm like, is he okay?

Why is he singing? Have a listen, okay? This is David Seymour in the clip in question. You got the vaccine passport, you got the road map to nowhere. Rachel said I'm not allowed to sing that, but as that great band Talking Heads once said, we're on the

road map to nowhere. Sadly the truth. We're on the road map to nowhere. Started off alright. We're on the road map to nowhere. He should have just committed. Like he looks like he should be in a Barber's Quartet. Yeah? Like he has that look about him. Like put a looks like he should be in a barber's quartet.

Yeah. Like, he has that look about him. Like, put a little, like, cane hat on him and he'd be good to go. True, true, true. And that band that Homer had with Mo. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway. We're on a road map to nowhere. Bum, bum, bum, bum. I guess that's where it's relatable, right? He's kind of saying what we're all thinking. And maybe he is drunk like the rest of us too. I mean, if you really want to see something awkward, go look at his TikToks.

Oh, yeah. Some of them are quite good. Bree and Clint. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... Yes, this is the game where we see who is the fastest Googler in the room and you go head-to-head with all of our whanau here at the Bree and Clint show.

And you'll be taking them on. Elliot, g'day. Hey, how's it going? Good, how are you? Good, thanks. Have you heard this game before, Elliot? Yeah, yeah. Okay, perfect.

I'll just refresh everyone on the rules. I will be asking you a question. I've put that into Google. I need the most common answer that comes up for that question I'm asking. If you're the first one to yell it out, then you get a point. If you get it wrong, you're out of that question. First to three wins. I'm just closing some background apps to speed up my Google.

Does that work? I don't know. I want every closing some background apps to speed up my Google. Does that work? I don't know. I want every advantage I can get. All right. Is everyone ready to play? Ready. I believe Elliot's Googling on a phone, so our team here will be also Googling on phones.

To keep it fair, here comes question number one. How heavy is the Eiffel Tower? How heavy is the Eiffel Tower? How heavy is the Eiffel Tower? 1-0-1-1 10-100 tons. Oh my goodness. Elliot? 10,100 tons. Elliot wins. Nice work.

That was a mess. Elliot got it. Pretty simple for Elliot. Alright, one point to Elliot. Nice work, Elliot. Why was that so hard to say? Sometimes you just sit back and you can swoop in. I think you had it, but I just talked to him. That was a Stephen Bradbury.

For anyone who's from Australia, they'll get that reference. All right, question number two. What is the world men's high jump record? 185. Ben is out. Just want to throw that out there. 2.45 metres. Why are you talking like that?

She doesn't want to screw it up like last time. But she's right. It's 2.45 metres. And Elliot, you were right there, right behind her, because Anastasia took about a minute to get out the answer. All right, one to Anastasia, one to Elliot. Here comes question number three. How many types of tiger are there in the world in 2021?

How many types? Nine. Three. Three out of the 900. Producer Ben in Loughlin. There is nine different types. That is what comes up for that question on Google. All right, nice work.

Does that mean Clint is out? All right, here we go. It's between Anastasia, Elliot and Ben. Here comes the next question. What is the highest ever New Zealand lottery win? Oh, I know this. $32 million. Ben is out.

440-6667. My goodness gracious. Whatever, $ know this. $32 million. Ben is out. 440-666-67. My goodness gracious. Whatever, $44 million. Elliot, if you can read out that number. $44 million. There's a number. $44 million, $600. Nah.

Anastasia, you got the point on that one. Anastasia Ganeva. Why is it all numbers? Elliot, you need this one to stop her. Here we go. How many people live in New Zealand in 2021? 4,871,345. Producer Ben got it.

Nice work. Are you doing this to screw with us? Is it under 5 million? Who's the rest of the team of 5 million? It says on Google 4.871. It's not as catchy, I guess. Yeah, not as catchy. All right, Producer Ben's on two, Anastasia's on two.

I hate this. Elliot, you need this one. Here we go. Who was the richest person in the world in 1990? Who was the richest person in the world? John Kluge. Anastasia's out. Oh.

Who was the richest person? Yeah, I've got this. I mean, I'll say Bill Gates is someone different, but I got John Kluge as well. No, I didn't get that for mine. 1990. Elliot? Yoshima.

Yes. Tusa Tsuni. That's it. Yes. Elliot got it. We're all tied up. That was, it doesn't matter. He's winning. It. Elliot got it. We're all tied up. That was nine. It doesn't matter.

He's winning. It says 1990 in the one that I Googled. Last question. All right. Last question. Thank God. All right. Here we go.

For the win, all of you are still in except for Clint. When was the brand Jeep first founded? 1941. Anastasia said 1941 first. Ben said 1941 and Elliot said 1940. Got it, but is it right? I did say when was it first founded. Yep, that's what it says on Google.

And that is correct. Yes! Take that is correct. Yes! Take that, Elliot. Poor Elliot. She's sledging you. We're going to give you the 50K of sea chicken dollars, Elliot. Oh, awesome. Thank you.

But hey, great effort from Elliot. He was right in that. There you go, everybody. Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier. As at Herald's new podcast, the front page is your short, sharp daily news podcast. guy everybody keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier as it heralds new podcast the front page is your short sharp daily news podcast join me damien venuto every weekday morning as i chat with journalists and newsmakers going behind the headlines to break down what you need to know on the biggest news stories of the day listen to the front page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio

or wherever you get your podcasts. Brianne Clint. Everyone is on that Squid Games train at the moment. It is a big show, Korean show, which is very gruesome. It is brutal. But one of the main premises of the show is that all these adults go away to this place and they force them to play childhood games. Yeah.

And they're Korean childhood games because obviously the show's Korean. Yeah. So it's quite interesting to learn a little bit about Korea and the games that they play there as kids. And it got me thinking about what would the games be if we were playing here in New Zealand? Yeah. The twist with that one is, though, you die if you lose the games.

Yeah. Let's not think about that part. Well, can we think about how you die in the New Zealand versions of them? Oh, yeah, true. That's a good idea. Yep. Like, for example, before you just said duck, duck, goose. If you get caught, you die. That's a classic. If Yep. Like, for example, before you just said duck, duck, goose. If you get caught, you die.

That's a classic. If you get caught by the goose, if the goose takes your place. Yes, because you go duck. Duck, duck. And then you chase them around the circle. Whoever doesn't sit down dies. Okay. Gruesome.

Okay, cool. Let's do another one. What about crack the egg on the trampoline? If you crack the egg, you die. You've got to hold on for dear life. Crack the egg is such a great game. Such a good game. And such a terrifying game as a kid, holding onto your toes like that,

going, when is it safe for me to let go? When can I let go? You can knee yourself in the mouth. You can fall off the trampoline and nose plant. Yep. There's so many classic ones. Did you guys – you know what is so interesting to me? Like growing up in Australia, I assumed, I was like,

oh, we would have played all the same games. Yeah. And I was talking to my partner earlier today about this and apparently we don't. Really? There's some games I think we play in Australia that you guys don't play here and vice versa. You sure they don't just have different names? Do you guys play a game called

Red Rover, Red Rover? No. So it's a game where there's a line of kids and they all line up together and then there's one kid that stands out the front and they go, Red Rover, Red Rover, I call over and then they call out a person. Yeah. And then the person has to run and they have to try and tag the person. That's Bull Rush. Oh, Bull Rush. That's Bull Rush.

Same thing. Yeah, yeah. And then the person who runs out. It's a great game. If they beat that person, they can call Bull Rush and then everyone runs. And they have to try and get someone.

So we've got the same games, they've just got different names. Yeah, nice. Bull Rush and Squid Game. If you get tackled, you die. Yeah, you're out. What about Go Home, Stay Home? Yeah, Go Home, Stay Home is a good one.

That's a classic. Yeah. Did you guys ever play Murder in the Dark? Yes. What a terrifying game as a kid. Yeah, these ones would all work well on a New Zealand Squid Game. They'd be perfect Squid Games. Yeah.

Let's put the list together. Let's put the official list of Kiwi games that we would play in Squid Games. Yeah, we want your suggestions. 0800-DIAL-ZM or text us on 9696. If there was a Squid Games here in New Zealand. Which thankfully there's not. You never know. What should the games be?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are the games from your childhood that have to go in there as classic Kiwi games? Didn't you play, wasn't there a game that you played? We played a game in our family called Pine Cone Wars. Was it just throwing pine cones at each other? We just hurled pine cones at each other until someone started to bleed and that means they were out.

I can go on the maybe list, I think. Okay. Just checking. I mean, it would work well in Squid Games. 9696, if you want to text them or call us and reminisce on 0800DARLS at M. Are you watching Squid Game at the moment? I feel like everyone is. And it's an interesting thought because they're playing childhood games

in this TV show and if they don't pass, they die. Yeah, the people at a disadvantage are the ones in the game are the ones who didn't grow up in Korea and so they don't know Korean childhood games. Exactly. So I had a thought where I was like, I wonder what the games would be if it was played here in New Zealand. Yeah.

What are our games? Because they have to be games that everybody knows. For it to be a level playing field everybody has to know the games. I just had a brilliant thought about a game that wasn't really a game but literally fits the bill. Yeah. They should put,

if it's the New Zealand version of Squid Games, the beep test. And if you drop out, you die. And also, if you keep going too long, you probably die as well. You'll probably die, yeah. Because that's how it always felt

doing the beep test. Let's fill the list. Carl's here. Hi, Carl. Hi. Carl, what are your thoughts?'s here. Hi, Carl. Hi. Carl, what are your thoughts? What game should be added? Spotlight.

Yes. Oh, yeah. That was a great game. It was more like a terrifying hide and seek. Can you imagine how tense it would be that if the spotlight found you, you died, Carl? Well, at least you'd be lying down. Yeah.

Well, at least you'd be – well, what if you were in a tree? Yeah, you fall out of a tree. Yeah, good. Okay, spotlight's a good one. Thank you, Carl. Let's talk to Roma. Hi, Roma. Hi, Roma.

Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. If Squid Game was played here in New Zealand, what game would you add? The chocolate game. Oh, I love that game. You know, I only found out about the chocolate game as an adult. How deprived was my childhood

that I didn't know the chocolate game? You have so many issues around chocolate now. My wife knew. I don't think the chocolate game came to Rotorua. You missed out, man. And if anyone listening who doesn't know what that is, it's where you roll the dice around in a circle of kids and if you

get a six, it's a six, right? Yep. If you get a six, you roll the dice around in a circle of kids and if you get a six, it's a six, right? Yep. If you get a six, you put the oven mitts on and then you try and cut up a block of chocolate with a knife and fork and you have to eat as much chocolate until someone rolls another six. You eat what you can cut off, right? Is that what it is? Yeah.

So, Roma, how would people die in that game? Well, I was just thinking that when I was listening and I don't really know. Diabetes, I think. Yeah. Sugar overdose. Yeah. Okay. Thank listening, and I don't really know. Diabetes, I think. Yeah. Sugar overdose. Yeah.

Okay, thank you, Roma. We appreciate your call. Let's talk to Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Oh, we just lost her. Oh, no. We'll see if we can get Crystal back.

Jackie's here. Hi, Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hey, how are you going? Good, thanks, Jackie. What game are you adding? A key New Zealand kid-based game to the Squid Game. I'm adding a few. So I've got Elastics, Knuckle Bones, Hopscotch, Crack the Egg, Spotlight,

Best Four, and Top of the Tree. Jeez, you've got heaps. Yeah, yeah. I haven't seen the whole season yet. I think there's an Elastics bit in Squid Game. No. No, there's not. They do talk about it, though.

They talk about it, right? Yeah, they talk about it. So they must have that game in Korea as well, which is cool. How would you die in elastics? Oh, elastics, if you can't get over or you touch them. The elastics read hot and it cuts your leg off if you touch them. It's a laser. Isn't it amazing?

Have you watched Squid Game, Jackie? I'm currently watching it. It's pretty good. Isn't it amazing? Have you watched Squid Game, Jackie? I'm currently watching it. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. I'm only three episodes in. It's amazing how dark your mind can go when you're watching that. You're like, and then we could chop their legs off and then they could just die.

There's a few games later in the series where I'm like, this is full on. No one suggested Bat Down. I think Bat Down would be a great one to play. Yeah. And Marco Polo. No one's seen Marco Polo. Marco Polo's good.

A shark just gets into the pool and it'll be like, Marco, and they have like a little speaker on it, and if you get near the shark, it eats you. Polo. There's so many coming through that's so interesting. Pass the parcel, and someone said, and it's a bomb. Yep, that's good. That's full on.

Good idea though. The floor is lava except the floor is actually lava. I love that idea. Someone else said ding dong ditch. That would be very interesting to see. If you pick the wrong house, then not a good situation. Dodge ball. Do you remember that game Knuckles?

Where you whack each other's knuckles with your fists? Such a dumb game. Such a dumb game. Same as Slaps. I was never any good at Slaps. Yeah, Slaps. If you haven't seen Squid Game, this must seem like a really dark and sadistic conversation. But watch it and you'll get it. You'll be just as dark

and lonesome as us by the end. Bree and Clint. Banger. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, here we go.

Birthday banger. Three people's birthdays. What was the actual number one track on their 16th? Let's find out. We'll talk to Mel. Hi, Mel. G'day, Mel. Hello.

How's your Wednesday going? Oh, right. We're in lockdown in Hamilton, so yeah. Welcome to the club, Mel. Welcome on board. Good to have you guys. No, it's not good to have you. We want you out and then we want to get out, Mel.

Release us. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's see. Let's do your birthday banger anyway. What's your birthday? The 30th of the 12th, 1980.

All right, Mel. You were 16 in 1996. And on the 30th of December in 96, this was top of the chart. The night is the night when two become one. I need some... Oh, a 60 New Year's Eve, Eve Spice Girls song for you, Mel. Yeah, I like Spice Girls. Which Mel were you in the Spice Girls when you Eve Spice Girls song for you, Mel? Yeah, I like Spice Girls. Which Mel were you in the Spice Girls when you played Spice Girls?

Wait a minute, this isn't Mel B or Mel C trying to call up and get one of your old songs played, is it, Mel? Yeah, Mel B. Mel B, all the way. It's Mel B. I got you. I got you. This is a joke. This is Dr Stacey. Hi, Stacey. G'day All the way. Hello there, it's Mel B. I got you. I got you. This is a joke.

This is Dr Stacey. Hi, Stacey. G'day, Stace. Hi. How are you, mate? I'm good, thanks. Are you in lockdown too? Whereabouts are you?

Yeah, I'm in lockdown. I'm in Pukekohe. There you go. Aren't we bloody all, Stacey? Come and join the club. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 30th of April, 1987.

Alright, you were 16 in 2003. And on the 30th of April, your 16th birthday, this was number one. I said join the club. In the club. Yeah, that's a good song, Stacey. Do you like it for your birthday banger?

Oh yeah, I was a big 50 Cent song. Yeah, it's a good song, Stacey. Do you like it for your birthday, Banger? Oh, yeah, yeah, I was a big 50 Cent fan. Yeah, Banger.

He was so good when he came here to play Friday Jams as well. He was. He's amazing

on stage. Let's do one more for Sheena. Hi, Sheena. Hi, Sheena.

Hi. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? Good, thank you. Are you in

lockdown as well? I am not. Oh, you lucky girl. Whereabouts are you? Te Aro you. Are you in lockdown as well? I am not. Oh, you lucky girl. Whereabouts are you? Te Aroha. Te Aroha. What are you going to do with your freedom tonight to really, you know, take advantage of it?

Go home, cook dinner, relax, pick up the kids because they're at their grandparents for the week. Yeah, that's fun. That sounds good. You can't do that in lockdown. How good is that? They are in lockdown. Well, they are. You're not.

Love that for you. What's your birthday, mate? 26th of the 2nd, 85. Alright, you were 16 in 2001. And on the 26th of February in 2001, this had a number one hit. Whoa, Sheena. That's a good one. Darude Sandstorm.

Walk out. If you weren't awake already, you are now. Yes. I love this. This is good. Okay, wait there. Three great songs. Spice Girls, 50 Cent, Darude Sandstorm.

I think I'm going to vote Darude, Sandstorm this afternoon. I'm voting Spice Girls because of that doco that's out at the moment. Did you watch it? Yeah. Is it good? Yeah, it's good. You should watch it. Okay. And I've got real nostalgia vibes.

Okay. There's another episode coming out, so I'm going to vote the Spice Girls, even though it's a slow song. Split vote means we go to producer Anastasia. Anastasia, who's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon? Oh. There she is. What are you going for, Stage?

Darude, baby. All day. All day. All day. Sheena, you just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you.

Turn it up. Tearoa's not going to know what hit it this evening. No, it won't. No kids and a bit of sandstorm. You might as well be 16 again. Get out your speed dealers, New Zealand. This is the time to put them on and just slap that head back and forth. Here you go, everybody.

This is Sheena's birthday banger on ZM, Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. Big time pop artist has revealed that he is starting his own cannabis label. Oh, yeah. It's none other than The Biebs. Right, okay. Because obviously he had that song recently, Peaches. Yes.

And he had this line in it. Oh, my God. Yeah, Peaches. Yes. And he had this line in it. I get my weed from California. Yeah, that's it. Oh, my God. Yeah, of course he did. He said, you know, after a long time hiding that he smoked a bit of weed every now and then and then, you know, coming out and he's put it into songs. Now he's like, I'm just going to start my own. He's done what craft beer guys do.

You spend so much money on craft beer. After a while you go, you know what? It's cheaper just to make my own. I should just just do it so he's obviously gone get his own supply not that i don't think he can afford some weed from the local tinny house here's justin bieber i feel like he'd be fine yeah right but maybe he sees an opportunity because i mean there's some other celebrities who started um cannabis brands and companies and they've made a fortune. Well, Kim K has got the CBD oil business, which is the extract, the non-hallucinogenic or non-psychotropic, whatever the word is, bit of weed that just relaxes you.

So she's in the weed business. Yeah, a lot of celebrities are and they've made a lot of money off of it. I thought we could come up with some names for the Biebs to call maybe some of his different lines of weed or his company in general. I don't know. I feel like this is an opportunity. Okay, good.

Do a brainstorm for Bieber. Go on then. What have you got for Bieber's weed? Brainstorm for Bieber for his weed. What about Justin Reefer? Yeah, that'll work. That's quite good. Yep.

And it rhymes. And then you could switch that around and just call it reefer by Bieber. It doesn't rhyme exactly. And it sounds more like a fragrance. But if you're high, then it doesn't matter. Oh, it rhymes if you're high. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's good, yeah.

What about after one of his songs, What Do You Weed? Okay, I'll give you that one. No, that's good. That's one of my best ones. It's not getting better than that. Oh, right. I thought that was the beginning of the downhill slide. Hit give you that one. No, that's good. That's one of my best ones. It's not getting better than that. Oh, right. I thought that was the beginning of the downhill slide. Hit me with another one.

What about another song of his, Bong and a Beat? Okay, yep. Bong and a Blitz. Smoking a pancake? Piping a crack? Producer Ben said he'd call it Bieber Bongs. Bieber Bongs is good. But then what if he's doing call it Bieber bongs. Bieber bongs is good. But then what if he's doing more than just bongs?

A kind of pigeonhole. If he's doing brownies, Justin Brownie. I'll get myself out on that one. Yeah, right. Is it too late to say 420? Is it? I mean, no, it's getting worse, isn't it? Yeah, they're going downhill, but I'm sure he appreciates the effort.

Yeah, let's hope so. Brian Clint. You shouldn't need it, but if you need an incentive to go and get vaccinated, there are some places where you can get free stuff for getting your vaccination, which is also free stuff, by the way. It's like when you give blood, they give you, what is it, a cookie? A cookie. Yeah.

Yeah, that's double-edged. You need the sugar in your system. So you think it's a reward. They're like, we've got to stop this person from passing out. You legally need to eat this before you can leave. So where can you get free stuff for getting vaccinated? Well, if you go and get vaccinated at the biggest drive-through vaccination centre in the country, at the Auckland Airport, we've talked about this one,

they've got $200,000 worth of prizes to give away. Yeah, that's a lot of stuff. Do you think it's people's leftover luggage? Possibly. Yeah, yeah. They're giving away fridges, smartphones, speakers, and grocery vouchers every day. Yeah, awesome. They have winners every day out there.

So good. I'd get vaccinated more than the needed amount. Well, you can only get vaccinated twice. No, you can get a booster maybe eventually. Yeah, if you need it. Well, let's not get people out there taking all the needed amount. Well, you can only get vaccinated twice. No, you can get a booster, maybe eventually. Yeah, if you need it. Well, let's not get people out there taking all the boosters. Okay, don't get more than two. Unless you need it.

Don't be greedy. Unless you're a frontline health worker, then you get as many as you bloody want. If you get vaccinated at the University of Canterbury, they've been giving out free burgers. Oh, yeah, that's good. Yeah, now we're talking. Screw the fridge.

Give me a free burger. I'm a poor, hungry student who needs immunity and food. I think I'd take the fridge. But what are you going to put in it? I don't know, but it's a fridge. You can sell it on Trade Me. Depends how hungry I was, hungry or hungover. There are rumors that the New Zealand Super Rugby franchises

Are going to do free Super Rugby tickets To the first round If you're vaccinated So if you can show your card There's rumours they're going to be letting people in for free to the games They did this in Australia for the NRL Grand Final Yes, great idea Get a whole stand of vaccinated people in there

But this is the best one There is a kebab store in Hobsonville called Kofte Kofte, I think it's called. Kofte Kofte. Kofte Kofte. How do you spell Kofte? K-O-F-T-E? Yeah, that would make a lot more sense.

Kofte Kofte, wouldn't it? Is it A or anyway? Kofte Kofte, let's go with that. They're giving away free kebabs if you can show that you're vaccinated I am in for the free kebab They said fully vaccinated Or just first dose

Or your second dose, it doesn't matter to us We're just trying to help the community get vaccinated With a free kebab God, I miss kebabs I need to go get one of these Where is that? In Hobsonville in Auckland Oh, that's not that far is that? In Hobsonville in Auckland. Oh, that's not that far.

No, it's worth the drive, I reckon. Easily. Go get vaccinated in Hobsonville and then go and get a kebab. I've already had my two. I'll just go for the kebab. That wasn't going to stop you with the airport one, was it? Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.

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