ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 6th October 2022

Episode Date: October 6, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Just a heads up, if there's kids listening, this podcast intro has some dirty content in it. Coming to you live from New Zealand and wherever the hell Bree is at the moment, we're not quite sure. It's the Bree and Clint Podcast. Oui.

Bonjour. Yay! Yay! podcast. Bonjour. Thank you. Thank you, everyone. Wait, bonjour. Are you and Gabe Harry? No, I can't say, but we. You can't say, but yes.

Oh, is that what we means? Yeah, it does. No, it's not we's. It's yes, we. We, we. Ella's got a question she'd like to ask everybody. Clint, I know it's coming up and it's quite exciting. COVID's not here anymore, so what are you going to do for your 40th?

What? Oh, my God. I'm only saying that because you make it sound like you're really old when I don't know certain songs. And so, yeah, he's really mad at me. Why is no one saying anything? Quick, fire something back, Clint. Quick, from the millennial corner, say something, like, you know, ruthless. Hey, Ella, when do you start school? Stupid.

Oh, I'm joking. Clint, you're pretty young. You're beautiful. I do have a question, though. My 22nd is coming up. I'm actually 22, nearly. Nearly. What should we do?

Are we invited? Yeah, you can come. We should do something on Friday. Do you want to do a bungee jump for your birthday? Absolutely not. Skydiving? No. Hard to please.

Do you want a stripper gram? What's that? A stripper gram. Yeah. A singing stripper gram. Deliver a stripper. Is it still okay in 2022 to get you a midget stripper? You can't say that word.

You can't say that. It's little person. Okay, should we get you a little person stripper? Clinton. I only asked if it's okay. I didn't say my hobbies are. I said, is it okay? No, probably not. Okay not okay thank you i just had

a great idea guys you know a stripper gram which you like order for people's birthdays or for celebrations or whatever what if i started a service called puppy gram yes and then what you bring puppies over the puppy shows up and takes its clothes off cool keen no so the puppy comes and you get to play with the puppy for like an hour and then they take the puppy away. Yeah, I woke up with a cat's ass in my face. So I'd love to. That's not a nice way to talk about your boyfriend.

I'm actually talking about my cat. What do you want to do for your 22nd? It's not a milestone birthday, but it's... I don't even have my milestone birthday. This is very true. You lost your 21st to lockdown. So this is what you should do for your 22nd. You should have a 21st. It's a party and I don't even have my milestone birthday This is very true, you lost your 21st to lockdown So this is what you should do for your 22nd You should have a 21st It's a party and I don't really want to

Oh you don't want a party I'll just get lit with you guys I don't like a big This is a place to celebrate me Ella, remember when we were on the Gold Coast And you had a few drinks And put a few bits on and got a bit wild? Yeah.

Should we go to the cast? You want to go to the cast? Yeah, we'll play my favorite game. Ella's birthday is very soon, by the way. Like, dangerously soon. How soon? Like, Sunday soon. What?

Is it this Sunday? Yeah. No, it's not. How many days away? 24 days. Jesus. Oh, that's ages away. I was like, Claude,

you can't spring that on us. How are we meant to pretend that we knew about her birthday and pre-organised her present? Yeah. We'll think on it. Okay, we'll think on it. Just bring your puppies in or something. Bring dogs in. I'll bring my puppy in. I can bring my puppies in. I can bring two cats.

Can you actually bring your cats in? I can bring two cats and two toddlers. My dog will sniff your cats a lot and lick them. Is that okay? Please. My dog will probably eat your cat. I want to shake your kid's hands. My cat will shit in your gym bag. And my cat will sit on your foot.

Brie, I forgot to tell you, my cat defecated in my gym bag again. Again? Completely different gym bag. The same bag? No, different bag, same cat. Like shit or just pee? It must be the smell of your sweat or something. It must be.

Yeah, it must be. They must smell it and go, this smells like another pussy. Why would they poo on another pussy? Marking their territory. Oh my gosh, this is a loose one. Can someone play some Savage Garden to clean this up, please? Savage Love.

Yep. Okay, I will. Sorry for saying you're 40. You're not. You're very far away. I'm not even close. I feel bad. I'm closer to...

I'm closer... Closer to 32. I'm closer to 30... Wait, how old are you? 7 mid 30s yeah that's fine with the face of a 45 year old

mid 30s that's what Clinton and I say now mid 30s I'm too comfortable I'm sorry have a great podcast everybody wherever you're listening to it

I like to picture you sitting on a beach with a pina colada. Fuck, I love a pina colada. Makes me feel like I'm on holiday having a pina colada. Probably because I only have them when I'm on holiday. And the ocean is just, the tide is going. It's in, but it's on its way out, and the sun is setting. That's what I hope for you listening to this podcast.

And you're like a little bit sunburned. Just a little bit. Pina colada. Yeah. Sand stuck in your tongue. Pina coladas. Yeah. Fina colada's give me the shits. Do they? Yeah, because they've got bloody creamy stuff in it.

Well, sucks for you. I'll have a mojito. Okay, you do that and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Enjoy the podcast. Bye. Bye. Au revoir. Au revoir. Au revoir. I'm coming in.

Well, howdy pilgrim Bree and Clint Bree and Clint Tradie vs Lady He's got a new album out tomorrow And he's going to try and guess the secret sound First though it's time for Tradie vs Lady Our battle to win 50 bucks cash from KFC

Let's go to our lady first. She's calling in from Waitara. She's 39 years old and she makes the best cupcakes out of anybody in her house. Welcome to the show, Casey. Well done. Out in your whole house, you make the best cupcakes, Casey. Yeah, I reckon my whole town. In your whole town, in all of Waitara, you have the best cupcakes. Yeah, I reckon I do.

Do you do a red velvet? No, I don't really like red velvet. Do you do a salted caramel? Oh, yeah, I have. Do you do a chocolate? Chocolate's my fave. There we go. I like the chocolate to that one.

Cool. Okay, we got there. You're taking on our tradie today. He's from Wellington. He's 22, and his side hustle is as a sound engineer. Maybe we should get him to try and guess the secret sound. Welcome to the show, Cameron. Hello, how's it going?

Good. As a sound engineer, do you hear anything interesting every time we play the secret sound? I wish I was that good, but no, not really. I just make it loud. You just make it loud. Okay. All right, well, Cam, your buzzer is Chady.

Casey, your buzzer is Lady. First to three correct answers is walking away with $50 cash. Good luck. Question number one. Where on the body would you find the weenus? Tradie. Yes, Cameron. The elbow.

The elbow. That's correct. Your weenus is elbow skin. Funny. Weenus. Weenus. Weenus. As you get older, you may have a baggy weenus. Or a dry weenus.

Okay, question number two. Who won the NRL Grand Final on the weekend? I'll give you clues. It was either Penrith or Parramatta. Trades. Cameron, only just. Parramatta. No.

50-50. Okay, we move on. One to the tradies. If I was enjoying a primo, what kind of drink would I be consuming? Ladies. Yes, Casey. A milk drink. A milk drink.

A milk drink is correct. Flavoured milk. One apiece. Question number four. Who sings this song? Yes, Casey. Oh, gosh. I've forgotten.

It's not an easy name, but it's one of the biggest songs of the last 20 years. Do you want to have a crack at that, Cameron? I'll play you guys a bit more. Anything? The only thing I can think of is CeeLo Green. It is. You know what?

CeeLo Green is the singer of that song, so I'm going to accept CeeLo Green. The band was Niles Barkley, but I asked who sings the song, so yeah, I've got to give you that. Okay. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Casey, you've got to get this one to keep the game alive, okay? Yeah.

If I was visiting Forsyth Bar Stadium, what New Zealand city would I be in? Brady. Cameron for the win. Forsyth? No, I'm not sure there is a New Zealand city called Forsyth. Casey, do you want to have a free guess at it? Oh, No idea.

Dunedin is where Forsyth Bar Stadium is located. Okay, question number six. Still two points to the tradies, one to the ladies. Which country produces the majority of the world's coffee? Is it Colombia, Brazil or Peru? Tradies. Cameron for the win. Colombia.

Colombia is incorrect. Casey, you want to guess? Peru. Oh my gosh, guys, this game is getting really hard. It was Brazil. Okay. I only have one question left, so even though the scores are 2-1, this question is for the win. Okay.

Whoever gets this question wins the game. The Y2K bug was a global disaster that never eventuated. What year was it meant, Casey, for the win? Year 2000. The year 2000. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Tough day at the office, eh, Case?

Yeah, very tough. Hey, treat yourself to a cupcake, babes. You just won Tradiverse Lady. Awesome. $50 cash coming your way, all thanks to KFC. Free and Clint. Charlie Puth has been making an entire album on TikTok. You probably already knew that, but what you might not know is he's on Zoom with us right now.

G'day, Charlie. You turn me on like a light switch when you're moving the body around. Look, we've watched you create this album on TikTok for how long now? At least like nine months, right? Yeah, it's been a year actually. But the reason why I wanted to involve people early on was to have the sensation of having them feel like they wrote the song with me or they're overly familiar with things.

Yeah, to me who doesn't make music, it seems like a chaotic way to make music. You hear a sound and all of a sudden you have to go, oh God, I'm back in the vortex of make music. You hear a sound and all of a sudden you have to go, oh God, I'm back in the vortex of creating music. Is it chaos or does it actually feel more organic? It's kind of organic chaos a little bit. I wanted people to feel like they were there from the very beginning. You must have been insufferable for the last 12 months though. I'm imagining a family event and somebody puts down a plate of food and it just clinks in a way that syncs with you and you go wait before anybody eats i need to get a really high quality recording of that plate going down sometimes i'm i'm not that

insufferable to be around but um i i do want to drive the narrative to anybody that chooses to listen to my music, that anything can be made into music. You can record that and auto tune it and layer it with a real instrument. I just want to prove that music is everywhere. Yeah. Well, you have a gift and that's very obvious from watching you do it on TikTok and you are very good at it.

Thank you. I enjoy what I do very much. We can tell. We have a sound here in new zealand at the moment which is driving the whole country crazy it's our secret sound um it's worth a hundred thousand dollars if one person can figure out what this sound is so i thought it would be stupid if we didn't ask you charlie poth sound expert if you can try and solve the secret sound are you up for this Is that really a thing in

New Zealand? There's a secret sound that you win a hundred grand if you guess it? That's exactly the thing in New Zealand. The whole country is trying to figure out this sound. Okay, give it to me. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to play you the sound and then we're going to put you on with our soundkeeper, Georgia, who is the only person who actually knows what the sound is. Say hi, Georgia. Hello, this is a big opportunity for you, Charlie. I do have to disclaimer, if you get it right, $100,000 is not yours. Oh, wait. Hang on a second.

Surely Charlie gets the money if he gets it. Absolutely not. Just give me an extra spin on one of my songs. Okay, done, done, done. Done, done. Way to de-incentivize the guy at the very beginning. He's got no, because he'll have the pressure on himself, you from the get-go i can feel it okay this here is the 100 000 zm secret sound what the f**k is that

well i can tell you it's a c natural i don't know what it is exactly but it's it's a c natural that's the that's the tone of it i just don't know what it is exactly but it's it's a C natural that's the that's the tone of it I just don't know what it is I didn't say I was an expert on decipher guessing wait what the hell is that I have no idea what it is but I know the tone of it is there anything familiar about that sound is that I have no idea I really am stumped i have no idea what it is either charlie by the way this is what's so frustrating about it it's all it's almost like the microphone's up really close to some paper on a book and it's like you hit the pages like now what i will say is that was last season's secret sound that is literally what the sound was last season's Secret Sound. That is literally what the sound was last year.

And unfortunately, that is not the Secret Sound, Charlie Puth. What was that? Someone chewing something? I have no idea. I love it. We're going to absolutely keep him stumped. Well, if Charlie Puth can't figure out what the Secret Sound is, then I don't know if there's much chance for the rest of the country. Which is kind of a great feeling because that means I get the $100,000.

We appreciate you giving it a go though. I tried. Yeah, he did his best. That's what we have him for the next 48 hours. You've driven the man insane. Whether a song comes out of it, who knows? It depends how far embedded it is in your brain. But the new album, Charlie, comes out on the 7th of October. I'm excited for those couple of

tracks that we don't know about. The secret tracks that are in there as well. With the secret sound. With the secret sound. I think my tracks will be a little bit easier to identify than that that's tough i really that really is tough but i do appreciate the love and it is really exciting that this album's finally coming out you are loved in new zealand and we're excited for the music thank you very much it's charlie pooth everybody Puth, everybody. Every year, New Zealand runs a competition to crown the bird of the year. That's right.

Only in New Zealand. It's like New Zealand Idol, but for birds. Last year, the bird of the year was a Pika Pika Taurua, a fricking bat. At the height of the pandemic. A bat won bird of the year. So we can't let that happen again. Here to tell you why you should vote for their bird is the campaign manager for the Tutu Ruatu, the shore plover, Lizzie Murray. Hi, Lizzie.

Kia ora, Clint. Thanks so much for having us on. Can I ask, how did you become the campaign manager for a native bird? I saw Forest and Birds call out for the underbirds, that's the birds that are underappreciated and less well-known, but also under threat. Okay. Yeah, and I saw that, I came across the Tutututu and just fell in love, applied and became campaign manager.

It's very small, this bird. Is it a doctoral? If I saw it on the beach, I'd describe it as a doctoral. It's a short plover, so it's a plover, but it is about potato size. Yeah. And are they under threat from people's dogs on the beach? Because they kind of look like beach sized

chicken nuggets. Yeah, something like that. They are critically threatened. There's only 250 in New Zealand. There's only 250 of this bird left? Yes, yeah. They live mostly in the Chatham Islands but

in some of the offshore islands of the mainland of Aotearoa. Okay, so this is important. It's about conservation. And if you're going to vote in Forest of the Year's Bird of the Year, Lizzie Murray, campaign manager for the Shore Plover, tell us why we should be voting for this bird. There's so many reasons to vote for the Tuturuatu, mostly because they are the underbird of the competition, but also they are the drama queens of the bird world. So if their young is in danger, the Tuturu will fake an injured wing

to draw predators away from their chicks. Really? Mm-hmm. Wow, so they'll be like, come over here, I'm weak and edible. Come and take me instead. Exactly, yeah. So the Tuturuatu didn't make it to the Oscars, so Bird of the Year is the next best thing.

Is it a long, do you think it's a stretch that your bird is going to win Bird of the Year, or are you going to drum up so much publicity for this bird that it is going to absolutely crush it? We're going to crush it. We have the best memes, so you should definitely follow us on Twitter. We're Team Tuturuatu. We have the best memes, so you should definitely follow us on Twitter. We're Team Tutututu. We're also on Instagram and Facebook. Twitter is a great place to promote a bird, by the way. Mm-hmm.

All the action happens. All right, Lizzie, now that you're a bird expert, before you go, that's obviously your favourite bird. What's the worst bird in New Zealand? Well, the bat wasn't a bird, was it? But the bat is not competing this year. So what's the worst bird in New Zealand? Well, the bat wasn't a bird, was it? But the bat is not competing this year. So what's the worst bird? Is it a pukeko?

I don't know. I don't think I can say that there is a worst bird of New Zealand. I'll say pukeko. They're all special in their own way. I'll say pukeko. Their feet really creep me out. There you go. That's Lizzie Murray.

She's one of the campaign managers for the Tuturuatu, Your feet really creep me out. There you go. That's Lizzie Murray. She's one of the campaign managers for the Tuturuatu, the shore plover, campaigning to be your bird of the year. Thanks, Lizzie. Thanks, Clint. Just before you go, I do have a question. I know you already have a tui in your family, but I wondered if ZM Spring Brian Clint would endorse the 222 for Bird of the Air. Absolutely. We'll endorse

it right now. Amazing. Thank you so much. It's time for the later. Dean's here. This headline is a bit shocking, Dean. There's some serious allegations being thrown around that concern Brad Pitt. Yes. Just to refresh everyone's memory, you might remember that right before it was announced that they were divorcing,

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had a flight back to America on a private jet. I think it was from France. They were flying in, right? The plane had to make an emergency landing because of an altercation that happened on the plane at the time there was an f a very small private investigation by the fbi everything was dropped okay all of the charges everything was dropped completely dropped now angelina jolie's team have filed a new court case and in the legal documents alleged details of what happened on that private jet have been revealed now this is triggering, so everyone listening needs to just take into account that this is what's being alleged and is a very upsetting and disturbing story.

But according to the report, Brad Pitt poured beer and alcohol on the children during a physical altercation, and apparently during that altercation, he, quote, grabbed Angelina Jolie by the head. Allegedly, he choked one of the children and struck another in the face. Apparently, all of the children were crying and it was an all-in physical fight. Then when the plane landed, obviously,

I think it was a day after or two days afterwards when Angelina Jolie filed for divorce. Why is this coming out now? Well, her team are essentially asking for it to be reinvestigated. I don't know why it was all dropped. Maybe it was, if I was to guess, it was probably all dropped at the time because it is so serious

and they are so public that for their children, they were like, you know what? Let's drop it because this is going to be too ugly to be out into the world. They're currently in the middle of, they're in the middle of,

they're still in a custody battle, but they've also had a really nasty lawsuit recently about a vineyard that they owned together. That's right. And Brad allegedly stole his chair and didn't tell her. That's the long and the short. And now this new lawsuit has come up as well. So it's very ugly. Probably the ugliest divorce I've seen in a while, Clint.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. And so delayed and so protracted and drawn out as well. Right, nobody knows the truth except for them. So whatever it is, those are horrible allegations anyway. And that is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy. Brie and Clint. Brie, you use an iPhone, don't you? I do use an iPhone.

You've got a really flash one. You've got that brand new one, eh? an iPhone, don't you? I do use an iPhone. You've got a really flash one. You've got that brand new one, eh? The iPhone 14 Pro Super Max or something like that. I think I've got a 12 and it's not a Pro. Well, this is for anyone who has an iPhone. It doesn't have to be a flash one. Just needs to be an iPhone that has the new iOS 16 installed on it. Have you got that yet, Brie?

Nah, I couldn't be bothered. I just let my iPhone update when it really has to because I just can't be bothered doing it. You're like my wife. She's the same. She won't take any app updates. And she'll be like, why won't my online banking log in?

And I'll go, well, when's the last time you updated the app? She goes, you know I don't update apps. She's like 2012. Well, we need someone who has done it. Okay. So Lily's here. Hi, Lily. Oh, Lily Gray. Hi. Hi. Have you got it? Have you got that new iOS 16? I do. I do have it. Lily, what phone do you have? Which one? I have the 11. Yep. Okay, nice phone do you have? Which one? I have the 11. Yep. Okay, nice.

This is how this hack works. We're going to tell you what it is, and then when you're ready, we're going to try and do it with you. Okay? Okay, cool. But if it works, we won't be able to talk to you anymore.

So you need to be prepared for that. Right. I am prepared. Bree, what the hack is, according to producer Ella, if you say to your iPhone while you're on the phone and you have iOS 16 installed, if you say, hey, Siri, hang up, she will end the phone call. Whoa.

Do I try that now? Hang on, hang on. I mean, it's a pretty brutal. Lily's keen. She's like, I'm ready to get off this call right now. Just think about it, though. It's a pretty brutal thing to do. You're talking to your friend and they say something that you don't like

and then you're like, oh, hey, Siri, hang up. Do you reckon it's for hands-free, like when you're in the car and you want to be like, Siri, hang up the phone so you don't have to press anything? I think that's exactly what it's for. But you could use it to really end a phone phone so you don't have to press anything? I think that's exactly what it's for. Ah, gotcha. But you could use it to really end a phone call that you weren't enjoying too. So, Lily, we're going to say our goodbyes because if it works, I mean, it was nice talking to you and everything.

It was indeed. Yeah. All right, Lily, good luck. All right. Three, two, one. Hey, Siri, hang up the phone. Lily? Are you there?

No! Oh, no. Do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again. I'll try one more time. Okay, nice. Do it really clearly. Hey, Siri, hang up the phone. All right.

Three, two, one. Hey, Siri, hang up the phone. All right, three, two, one. Hey, Siri, hang up the phone. Really? What is she saying to you? It won't hang up. I heard her say there's nobody calling you at the moment. Mum's connected. Oh, that's your mum's phone.

So your mum is hearing you, but it's not working on your phone. Yeah, it's not working on my one. That's weird. Epic fail, bro. Ella, where did you get your information from? Internet. Always trust the internet.

See, this is why I don't do the updates. They never work anyway. This is why I don't do the updates. They never work anyway. This is why I don't have any ideas. That's terrible. All right, Lily. Well, feel free to hang up the old school way as soon as you're ready, okay? Thanks for giving it a go. Thank you.

All good. Thanks, Lily. Bye. Bree and Clint. Clint, I saw this thread on my Facebook page the other day, which was talking about movies that traumatised you as a kid. Yeah. And all these people that were opening up about the movies

that traumatised them and talking about it as a way of therapy. Yeah. Because some movies you don't realise how messed up they are until you're an adult. As a kid, you're like, this scares me, I don't understand why. And then you look back on it and you go, that's messed up for that to be in a kid kids movie. That's the ones I'm talking about. So the ones like, you know, like The Exorcist or The Ring, like not those movies.

They're meant to traumatise everyone, right? But you're going to say they're meant for kids. They're meant for kids. I want to talk about the movies that are meant for kids, but there might be a certain scene in them where you're like that scared the bejesus out of me. Yes. Mine wasn't particularly kids-ish, but there were plenty of toys around this movie and lots of kids were watching it.

One of the movies that messed me up when I was a kid was the Jurassic Park. Oh, yeah. Look. It's terrifying. The scene where the T-Rex eats the guy who's sitting on the toilet. That's so scary. That really got to me, that bit. Do you have that thought every time you have to use an outdoor toilet?

Just what if? I think I did. What if? I think I did as a kid. Anytime I was going to like a toilet on like a bushwalk, I was like, but this looks very much like that scene. Traumatising. It traumatised you.

I'll go next. The movie that I can remember, which I love this film so much, but the particular scene in this movie traumatised me was from the original Willy Wonka. The bit where the canoe is floating down the chocolate river and they go into the weird... And it just gets louder and he starts yelling. Yes.

And just before this bit has happened, did an Augustus Gloop fall out of the thing and get sucked up the chocolate tube as well? He went up the tube. He went up the tube and no one knows where he went. And you're like, there's no oxygen inside that thing. You can't breathe under chocolate. Grizzly Reaper mowing. Chorapetising.

Yeah, yeah, that is terrifying. Claude, you got a movie that messed you up as a kid? Yeah, I think I was late to the party with this movie. I was probably like 11 or 12 by the time I watched it. But my friend and I were hanging out. We're like, we just want to watch like a gentle children's film, use our imaginations and like, know watch some kids stuff um and so we went to the video store and we rented bridge to terabithia what's going on your friend leslie's

dead she drowned in a creek this morning apparently she tried to swing across on a rope and it broke no no it it's it's not that kind of rope. It couldn't break it. I'm sorry, son. I'm so sad. No. What is with our producers and loving this movie? I didn't love this movie.

I liked it and then I saw that and I bawled for two days. I thought we'd stop talking about Bridge to Terabithia when Anastasia left and then you bring it up. How is this, just that first bit,

how is this a line from a kid's movie? What's going on? Your friend Leslie's dead. Oh, my heart. She drowned in a creek this morning. That's traumatising. And I didn't know

what I was getting in for. I thought it was just a cute movie where kids use their imagination and run through a forest and then that happened and I've never been the same. Drowned in a river. Did you watch Neverending Story when you were a kid?

Yes, terrifying. There's so many scenes in that movie that has stuck in my brain and I still have nightmares. The bit where the horse sinks in the quicksand? Yes. Yes. I love you. I'm dead.

Stupid horse. You've got to move or you'll die. That got me terrified of Quicksand for the rest of my life. And I honestly grew up thinking Quicksand was going to be a bigger, like, part of my adult life than it ended up being. A bigger threat in your life than what it actually is. You know, quicksand's actually a myth. Is it?

Yeah, they did it on Mythbusters. It's actually not true. Oh, I wish I knew that 15 years ago. Quicksand is... Yeah, there is quicksand, but it actually, you know, it's not going to kill anyone. Right. Okay, all right. Ella, you got a movie obviously the traumatized

story is still traumatized Claude yeah um yeah Bridget Terabithia is pretty sad but my sister

she was afraid of Swiper from Dora what from Dora the Explorer yeah she'd have nightmares okay

Swiper no Swiper oh my god we're gonna throw it out there to the people this afternoon nightmares. Swabba no swabba. Oh my god. We're going to throw it out there to the people this afternoon on 0800 Diles It In. We want to know what's the kids movie that traumatised you as a kid? Yeah. When you look back and you think that shouldn't have been in a

kids movie. I was just thinking about this. Do you remember the scene from The Wizard of Oz where the witch, it's right at the start and then the house lands on the witch? That terrified me. The scene that terrified me more was when The Wizard

of Oz, before the house lands, when it's still black and white, during the tornado, when the witch cycles past the bedroom window that bit and she turns her head the bedroom window. That bit. And she turns her head towards the window. That bit gave me legitimate nightmares. And she does that real creepy witch laugh.

Yes. Can you do it? I can do the laugh. Can you do it? I can do the laugh. Yeah. Okay, ready? Hold on. Yeah.

More goblin. That was more Elmo. That was more Tickle Me Elmo, I reckon. Not as scary, but, you know, not bad. Still terrifying. I don't want to be tickled. Sesame Street. Oh, my God, kept me awake for weeks.

Amy's here. Hi, Amy. Hi, guys. How's it going? We're good. What's the movie that traumatised you as a kid? Well, mine wasn't actually a movie. It was the Powerpuff Girls.

Wait. Yeah, the actual Powerpuff Girls. The Powerpuff Girls? Oh, hang on. So there was this episode that they had, and I just looked up the name of the guy. I couldn't remember it. And it was a zombie magician.

Right. And he was called Abracadabra. Oh. Like a legit zombie. So he's a corpse. Yeah, yeah. Like crazy, like skin, well, not kind of skin falling off, but like really freaky looking, it's like freaky rabbit.

Yeah, that is pretty messed up to put a cadaver, cadaver, whatever you say in a kid's show. Yeah. Because then you're going to ask your parents, Mum, what's a cadaver? Yeah, exactly. No, he was like dragging his was, like, dragging his leg and, like... Oh, no.

That's the freaky zombie stuff in the Powerpuff Girls. So, yeah. I think I ended up, like, hiding behind the couch. Yeah, fair enough. Okay, thanks, Amy. That's a good one. Luke's here. Hi, Luke.

Hey, Clint. Oh, hi, Luke. Luke, what's the movie that traumatised you as a kid? That, um, Bad Jelly the Witch. That, you know, that Bad Jelly the Witch they made into a movie? Bad Jelly the Witch. You know that Bad Jelly the Witch they made into a movie? Bad Jelly the Witch? Of the book.

Oh, I know the book. Did they make a movie out of that? Yeah, they made like a little old school film. It was old school, but it was horrible. She did a cackle like you just did before. Like that tickled me on my arm. Like Elmo. I know the book.

And so the movie you reckon, even though it's a kid's movie, stay away from it? Yeah, it's ancient, but it's no good. Yeah, I didn't like it at all when I was a little fella. Oh, poor Luke. All right, I'm steering clear of that. Thank you.

A lot of text coming through on 9696 Clint. Someone said, oh, this one hits me right in the feels, My Girl. My girl, my girl, my girl. Yeah. Terrifying. The scene where he gets bitten or stung, I should say, by all the bees, yeah. The funeral scene.

That is way. He needs his glasses. He needs his glasses. No, don't take me back there. That's too much. I hate it. A lot of people. So bad.

Someone else texted through and said Milo and Otis. Oh, my God, Milo and Otis with the cat and the dog and they float away down the river in the wooden crate. I heard a shocking fact about Milo and Otis and I don't know if this is real so don't quote me on it but

should I say this? I don't know if I should say this. They had like seven or eight of each seven or eight Milos and seven or eight Otises because a bunch of them drowned in the river. Oh, no. Because they didn't have special effects back then. Clint.

I just, it's just what I, hey, hey. No, that's not true. Claude. That is not true. Rewind the tape to the bit where I said, I don't think I should say this, and Bree said I should say it. Okay?

I just, you said you. Maybe you heard it wrong. Maybe they just had multiple dogs and cats because the dogs and cats got tired, so then they'd swap it in for a new one. I hope that's what it was. Vicky, finally, what's the movie that traumatised you as a kid?

Okay, so it's a movie called Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure. I know it! Have you seen it? Yes, I've seen it. I know the exact movie you're talking about. Okay, so do you remember the scene where he gets in the truck with Large Marge? Yes, I do. Yeah, so he's hitchhiking down this road and he's got his little knapsack

and it's the middle of the night and he gets in this truck with large Marge and she's telling this scary story and then he turns to face her and she gets these big boggle cartoon eyes and her tongue sticks out and it's all really scary and that, yeah, gave me nightmares. Yeah, she looks like something out of Nightmare on Elm Street in that scene. Yeah. Pee Wee Herman is such a creepy character for a kids' movie, eh? I loved it. Vicky's into it kid's movie, eh? I loved it.

Vicky's into it? Just not that scene. Oh, there you go. I named a kitten after him. Oh, did you really? I did, yeah. Oh, my God, amazing. Oh, you took me right back there.

There you go. There's lots coming in. A few for Home Alone as well. Yeah, which I mean, I get that because getting left home alone by your parents and then two robbers show up, when you just say it, it sounds like a news headline. Clint, I saw this thing online where this mum who calls herself a budgeting mum was talking about how you can save money over the Christmas period. Oh God, we're not talking about the Christmas period already, are we?

Mate, it's already, what month are we in? October October, I guess it's only two and a bit months away, but Yeah Yeah, okay There's Christmas stuff in the shops Yeah, it snowed in parts of the country today Which I know that's not a Kiwi Christmas, but it looked pretty Christmassy It really did, so let's talk about this

On TikTok, if you want to look her up, she's a budgeting mum, at Little Loud Voice. She said these are the three things you should ban from your Christmas if you want to save money. Food, presents and people. Done. You won't spend a cent, Clint. You'll be good to go.

Cheapest Christmas ever. Exactly. Now, let's get into what she said. First up, get rid of the matching pyjama sets for the whole family. They're expensive and they look silly. Oh, can we just get rid of those because they're cringeworthy? Yes, we can. Okay, cool.

Yeah. Never did them, never won them. Oh, Ella's angry about that. I will. Are you're matching pajamas family ella no but i want to be one day with my little kids oh i forgot about that i can just picture you and your boyfriend ella with t-shirts that are matching one says merry christmas and the other says you're filthy animal and then you're sitting okay sorry i forgot i forgot about the

kids part i was thinking about couples in matching pyjamas, but that's fine. Get rid of them if you want to save some money. What's the next thing? She said the next thing to go is Christmas Eve presents or stockings. Get rid of stocking presents. Who's

doing a Christmas Eve present? That is a tradition in some families, not in your family. What, a special present that you give each other on Christmas Eve present. That is a tradition in some families, not in your family. What, a special present that you give each other on Christmas Eve? Yeah, like an extra present that you get to open the night before. No, next you'll be saying there's Boxing Day presents, New Year's Eve presents. No.

No, get rid of that. I agree with her. Yep. She said no more of those. And the last one on the list of things to ban for Christmas if you want to save money, and I kind of agree with this one, ditch the Christmas lights. Very American Christmas lights, aren't they?

There's only some houses in New Zealand that can be bothered with the Christmas lights. She said they're expensive. They're a nightmare to put up and not to mention the electricity bills just to run the things. Plus here in New Zealand, it doesn't get dark around Christmas until like 9.30 at night. So they're not as effective. Ella, what's up? Is she the Grinch?

Are you kidding me? Lights. Going to see houses with lights on them. You find them. You drive around. It's a Christmas activity. Oh, let's be real, Ella. They're tacky.

No, they're not. No. No. It does start to feel a little bit Grinchy. I hear where you're coming from. Yeah. Basically, she just doesn't want a Christmas. Are you kidding?

Ella, you'd be keen to ban the ham for Christmas wouldn't you? Yeah, like vegan. Oh, see, now you're on board. Now you're on board. That'd save some money. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. We're going to talk about tattoo regrets. There's a story about a girl. I should laugh, but I'm going

to. A German girl, her name is Wilma Haglund and she's gone on TikTok to talk about her botched tattoo. Nothing worse. Right, Brie, you've summoned up the courage to go and get this thing printed on you forever and then the end result is not what you had

expected. The worst is when you know instantly that you've done something wrong. You're like, oh no, this was a bad idea. She knew instantly. There's no way she was a bad idea. She knew instantly. There's no way she didn't know instantly. I'm surprised she didn't know during, but I'll tell you about it anyway. She wanted one of those, are these cool?

I don't know. One of those inner lip tattoos. You know where you get the inside of your bottom lip tattooed? They're not cool. And you can't see it until you fold the lip down? No. You have to fold your lip down and it says something inside your lip? Yeah, I feel like Kesha made this popular back in 2009. Did you know those don't last forever?

Yeah, they actually go away because your mouth heals the quickest out of any part of your body. Exactly right. So maybe it's the best place to get tattooed because if you hate it, eventually it will be gone. Anyway, she wanted hers to say meow like a cat. Oh, no. She wanted to fold her lip down and it said meow.

Well, it does say meow, but they've tattooed it on her actual lip. On the outside of her bottom lip. So now she just has meow written on her face. Why did they do that? Because they're not very good at what they do. I don't know. But it looks shocking. So she's gone from having a bad tattoo that nobody would have seen

unless she showed them to having a bad tattoo written on her lips. The poor girl. That is gutting. I don't know how they would have made that mistake or how she wouldn't have realised when they were doing it. Right? That's what I thought. And I don't know how lipstick works, but, like, would lipstick cover that?

No, it ain't covering a tattoo. Well, it would, like, partially, but I don't think so. If you wore that really dark, remember that MAC lipstick that Lorde made famous, that really dark stuff, is that stuff still cool? Dark purple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that really dark stuff? Is that stuff still cool? Dark purple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one. So, look, she regrets it. She's already having laser surgery to have it removed.

Ouch. Having laser surgery on your lip, right? That'd be so incredibly painful. Oh, it'd be so bad. It happens, though. Tattoos don't always go to plan. So, this afternoon, I want to take some calls from people Oh, it'd be so bad. It happens though. Tattoos don't always go to plan. So this afternoon, I want to take some calls from people who have had tattoo fails.

I'm talking spelling mistakes. I'm talking symbols that meant something, but you didn't realise what that thing meant when you got it tattooed on your body. I'm talking portraits of people who are meant to look like somebody, but look, absolutely nothing like this or this text message that we've already got in from someone that says

I wouldn't say I regret it but I got a tattoo of a little cartoon ghost holding a cauldron of eyeballs and it ended up looking like a cute little spooky sperm instead I'm going to get you I'm going to impregnate you instead. With sperm, I'm going to get you. I'm going to impregnate you. Look out.

So 0800.com or text them into 9696. We can read them out like that one. What was your tattoo fail? Imagine the tattoo is showing it to her afterwards being like, what do you think? Do you like it? Ella pointed out something really good. She said, usually if you're getting an interlap lip tattoo, it's something rude that you don't want people to see,

like it might be a rude word or something like that. So of all the words to end up with on your lip, meow is not really that bad, is it? Still not a dream situation, but it's not as bad as it could be. Yeah, it definitely could be worse. What about this text message that's come through? Someone said, my mother-in-law got a rose tattoo on her chest when she was young. It's sagged a bit over the years. Now she grabs her boob, lifts it up and goes, look, short stem, long stem, short stem, long stem.

That's good. Love the text from someone who says, I've got a camel tattooed on my big toe. Lol. Classic. Classic. Grace is here. Hi, Grace.

Hello. Hi, Grace. You got a tattoo fail for us? Yeah. So I wanted to get a giraffe tattooed on my ankle. Okay. And it's just like the giraffe's head. Okay.

But every time I ask someone what it is, they'll say any other animal other than a giraffe. Grace, can I just ask, how can you get a giraffe wrong? Like it's a pretty easy animal to like recognise. How did they get a giraffe wrong? Like, it's a pretty easy animal to, like, recognise. How did they get it so wrong? Well, I think it looks like a giraffe, but I feel like that's because I know what it is. You said just

head. Did you not get neck? No, just the head. We'll add the neck. Surely, for the giraffe, it's all about the neck. But I feel like with the tattoo, I can't add the neck Because it's like Because of the way they've done the tattoo

Where is the tattoo? Like is it somewhere where you can add the neck? It's on my inner ankle Oh I thought you were going to say Inner something else Inner thigh, you're good to go Grace With the neck the whole way down. Where's the neck going to go?

Skye's here. Hi, Skye. Hi, Skye. Hello. You got a tattoo fail for us? It's actually my dad's tattoo. So he got a tattoo with my brother and my birth dates on it.

And they incorrectly put my birth date on and it made it that I'm a month older than my brother. Sorry, a month younger. a month older than my brother. Sorry, a month younger. A month younger than my brother. Is the worst part of this, Sky, that your dad didn't know what your birthday was to be able to correct them? He did know, and they did correct it pretty quickly after it, but you can still see because they put 97 instead of 94. Oh, no.

Oh, poor dad. He just wanted to do something nice for the kids. Maddie's here. Hi, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. We're talking tattoo fails. Have you got one? I do.

So I got my first tattoo as like a spur of the moment thing. And like I really wanted to hide it from my parents. So it was a moon and a sun. And one day I kind of forgot about it. And I was throwing a t-shirt around my parents my dad goes have you got the night and day logo tattooed on your arm night and day is in the convenience store yeah it's in the convenience and it really looks like the night and day logo now that I look at it I'm looking horrible I'm looking at the night and day logo it's kind of like yin and

yang-ish, isn't it? Yeah, like half moon, half sun, yeah. So now that he's called it that, is that all you can see, is the night and day logo? Yeah, that's all I can say. Maddie, I need to know, have you tested it out? Do you get a discount? No.

Oh, gutter. Surely. If they're listening, actually, the night and day people, good people at the night and day, a discount? No. Oh, gutter. Surely. And contact. If they're listening, actually, the night and day people, good people at the night and day. Maddie wants to be your brand ambassador. She's already inked up. And if you need, we'll get just tattooed across your lower back, Maddie will just say.

They've got it when you want it at your night and day store. You okay with that? Yeah. That sounds fantastic. And all you need is... Yeah, and all you need is free sausage rolls for life. That sound good? Yeah, it sounds like a deal. Done deal. Okay, thanks Maddie. Pleasure doing business with you.

Good marketing. That's great marketing. That's right. The good people at JB Hi-Fi have hooked it up for their 15th birthday. If you win birthday banger today, you'll walk away with a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. That's correct. All you need to do is tell us your birthday and we figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we'll play our favourite one out of these three people.

We're going to start with Alex. Kia ora, Alex. Good afternoon. Hi, Alex. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. How's your day been, Alex? Oh, yeah, it's been pretty good. How's your day been? Yeah, it's been good, Alex. Well, we might be able to make your day better. Let's see if you can win this birthday banger. So what's your birthday?

25th of September, 1990. All right. That means you were 16 in 2006. And on the 25th of September in 2006, this would have been number one. Go ahead, be gone with it. Come to the back. Go ahead, be gone with it. CIP.

Oi, Justin Timberlake, sexy back. You're so much a jerk, you ain't. That about you, Alex. Pretty good. Go ahead, be gone with it. Oh, well, look, I think it was made for me. Yeah. You've got...

I like that. Yeah, I've heard people say that about you, Alex. You have a very sexy back. Oh, thank you. Yeah, yeah. No, no, I'm just saying what the people are saying, Alex. Wait there.

Weird compliment, Clint. Jenny. Hi, Jenny. Hi, Jenny. Hi. How's your day been?

Oh, you know, entering some data, recording some delivery. Pretty good. All the good stuff. All the good

stuff. Doing the mahi, Jenny. We love that. As they say, living the dream, Jenny. Yep. It's Thursday. It makes it better, doesn't it? Yeah, it does.

Thirsty Thursday. Let's go for it. What's your birthday, Jenny? I'm an 80s baby. 8th of May, 1981. All right, Jenny. You were 16 in 1997. And here it is, your birthday banger.

I want to stand with you on a mountain. I want to bathe with you. Savage Garden. Iconic. It is iconic. I like it. Huge 90s vibes. Nobody wore a better tank top, necklace, spiky hair combo than the guy from Savage Garden.

Yeah, I know. But we all wanted to stand with people on a mountain. Didn't we? With them in the sea. Didn't we? I still do, Jenny. I still do. We still do.

It's words to live by. Okay, Jen, wait there. We've got to do one more birthday banger for Phil. Kia ora, Phil. G'day, Jenny. I still do. We still do. It's words to live by. Okay, Jen, wait there. We've got to do one more birthday banger for Phil. Kia ora, Phil. G'day, Phil. How are you? How are you? Got to be honest, Phil, that's going to be a hard one to beat.

We're quite moved by that Savage Garden song. Oh, it's been a tough competition. I'm a big fan of Sexy Back, you know? Yeah, I hear you. And thank you for your honesty. And there is a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher on the line. So give us your birthday and we'll see if you can beat thank you for your honesty. And there is a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher on the line, so give us your birthday, and we'll see if you can beat those two songs.

Cool. So I am also an 80s baby. May 25th, 1986. All right, Phil, that means you were 16 in 2002. And back on the 25th of May, 2002, this was number one. Oh, he might have done it. He might have just gone and done it.

That is a goldie, that one. That is a goldie. And there's not a lot of pink songs that could beat those other two songs, but I feel like that might just be one of them. Phil, we've got to go through the formalities. Bree, do we need to vote? I don't think we do. I think that's it.

Phil, congratulations against all odds. You've done it, baby. You just won birthday banger. That is so cool. There's a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher coming your way to celebrate their 15th birthday. Let's get into it. Your birthday banger, Brian Clements. I was always in a fight Cause I can't do nothing right

Every day I find a war against the mirror I can't take the person staring back at me I'm a hazard to myself Bree and Clint Don't let me get me in trouble I'm a normal ZDM Bree and Clint The winner of Birthday Banger today is Pink. Get this, from 2002, that song is 19 years old.

It's called Don't Let Me Get Me. Brie, are you sitting down for this? Are you sitting down? Why? What's happened? I just need to bring in our Gen Z producer, Ella. No, no. Ella, what did you just say?

Don't say it. What did you just say? It was the first time I heard that song. You're joking. Way to feel old, guys. Ella has never, she's never heard

that pink song before. It's good. Do you know what? I kind of like pink. Oh my God. That is so good. Taking down Justin Timberlake. I've got no words.

And Savage Garden this afternoon. God, that Savage Garden song would have been a good option too. Ella, have you ever heard of Savage Garden? Savage Love. Savage Love. Forget it. She's like, I'm savage from Decepticons Wait have you heard of

Savage from the Decepticons? Are they a band? I don't know them either Who's that? Give me some homework Savage Swing Timmy Trumper

Oh I thought you meant like Transformers Decepticons I'm back on board Have you heard of Ariana Grande? Nah Is she good? Yeah No Have you heard of Ariana Grande? Nah. Is she good? Yeah.

No? Brian Clint. Clint, this next story, if you think your relationship is on the rocks or maybe your boyfriend or girlfriend's done something to tick you off lately, then it can't be as bad as this a-hole. Let me tell you. You're going to say your shit relationship is good by comparison to this story. I like that logic. Exactly right. Yeah, this will make you feel good about your relationship.

A woman has been left shocked after her husband told her he wanted her to cover the costs of his upcoming holiday with the boys after he had to pay for her expected emergency surgery. Wait. So she had to have surgery and he chipped in and he said, because I paid for that, you owe me. Pay for my lad's trap.

Yeah, so let's get into the nitty-gritty of the details. So I think it was about six months earlier. So the woman and her husband have a joint bank account, which is kind of like they save money for travelling is what they've said in the article. Right. But six months earlier she had to have an emergency surgery. It didn't say exactly what, but obviously that's pretty scary,

and they had to use the money out of their joint account to pay for it. Yep. So that cost them about $3,000. So skip forward six months and he said, I want to go on a holiday with the lads and it's going to cost $5,000 and you need to pay for the whole thing because I had to chip in for your emergency surgery, which was out of our travel fund. And these two people were married to each other.

Apparently so. This guy is delusional. Not only is he stupid, that's just cruel. That's rude. Yeah, like let's get into how cruel it is, but it also doesn't make sense. Like it came out of the joint account. It was $3,000. into how cruel it is but it also doesn't make sense like it came out of the joint account it was three thousand dollars so if anything she would have fifteen hundred bucks fifteen hundred yeah yeah but the idea that you have to pay me back for your suit for the surgery when i'm married

to you that's a that is a shocker what happens when he needs an emergency surgery and there's no money in the account and he can't afford it is she going to watch you're going to go oh well actually i don't have enough money i don't want to part with much money maybe you can just i don't know um die some people like reading these stories it just makes you think these people live on this planet like and they think this way i just don't get it i will never understand married couples who don't just have joint finances, who don't have a what's yours is mine and what's mine is yours situation. You know, I understand prenups and that sort of thing. Yeah, see, that I find.

But day-to-day bills and things like that. Yeah, I find that. Surely you've done a deal that you're supporting each other for the rest of your lives, you know? Yeah, I find that's the part I think I find the most fascinating is when you're actually married but you don't share bills or finances. And I know there's couples out there that do it and it works for them, which is great, but in situations like this, it's kind of like you're married.

Yeah. He's like, we do support each other and I want you to support me to go on a holiday with the boys. Bree and Clint. Clint, just a little bit of a warning if there are kids in the car. We will keep this as low key as we can, but this next study that I'm about to talk about is a little bit adult oriented. It's pretty gross.

I know what it is. It's pretty gross. It's pretty it is. It's pretty gross. It's pretty yuck. But let's try and dance around it as best we can because there's a new study that's been done and it has revealed that a whopping 7.4 million British people have solo indoor gardened at work. Well, I might rephrase that. That's off.

Let me rephrase it. They have done it during work hours, okay? What's the difference? What, they're shooting home in their lunch break to get it done? Apparently, well, maybe, I don't know. The study included 2,000 people. Some of those people worked from home. Some of those didn't.

Right. Okay. So they're taking advantage of the home office situation. Right. Okay. That makes a little bit more sense. Indeed. If you're taking into account working from home

and you're taking into account the last three years of what people have had to do, I reckon that number is way bigger than people are letting on. Yeah, I think so too. I thought I'm going to test your viewpoint. So what do you think men, what was the percentage of men that said yes to indoor gardening during work hours? While working from home, 100%?

100? That is solid. No, 22% of men said that they had done it during workouts. Right, so we've got 78% of liars. Sorry. Yeah, right. A few people lied, I think. What do you think women, what was the number for women?

Half of that. Isn't that the general rule? For men, you double it and for women, you halve it. 11%? 7% of women said that they also took part in a bit of the old self-love, as we call it. Well, look, it's been a rough three years, so whatever it took to get you through that pandemic, I mean, so be it, I guess.

Well, I was just going to say you might be stoked with this or you might not want to talk about the highest age bracket in the percentage of people who had done it during work hours was 25 to 34. We both made it in, baby. Yeah. No, I'm 35. Thank you very much. I'm older and wiser than you. You over there.

I made it in. Double-clicking the mouse on work hours. Clean up your act, Thomas L. I've got to go. Sorry. Bree and Clint. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.

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