ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 6th October 2023
Episode Date: October 6, 2023Who is the bird?! Are the coriander Doritos real? Worst gifts ever. Useless degrees. The most wild dating story you'll hear today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Afternoon everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on Friday.
Happy Friday, y'all.
Happy Friday, y'all.
Bring on those rosés.
Oh yeah.
Take a rosé, a chardonnay, a cardonnet. The pub by
ZM that we go to for our Friday
drinks do a special
Friday version of rosé which is
twice the size. Yeah, it's a Friday glass.
Friday glass. If you get a rosé in there
on a Friday, it is huge.
Yeah, it's, I mean
it's decent. Yeah.
It's decent. Could be bigger. Wow.
That's like twice the size of a regular one.
No, it's huge, but it could be bigger.
Right.
I reckon you'd get maybe two and a half bottles.
That's like the glass.
No, what?
What?
You'd get two and a half glasses out of a bottle at that size.
Oh, yeah, probably about that.
Yeah, that's a bit.
Yeah.
Anyway, we haven't been drinking them, clearly.
Speak for yourself.
We've got cash up for grabs. It's the last
ever $25,000 cash
catch up and it's happening at 4 o'clock today.
Plus we're going to sing our little hearts out on
Fridayoke with a Friday's live
special we're doing, Jojo.
Get out of me right now.
It's the end of you
and me. What an
absolute tune from the 2000s. I'll say. 2000s? 90 from the 2000s.
I'll say.
2000s?
90s.
2000s.
2000s.
2000s.
Yeah, I'm almost definitely sure.
We're going to do that at five o'clock.
First up, we're going to do Tradie vs. Lady.
$50 cash.
We're going to give it away right now, but you've got to win it.
It's 0800DIALZM. Get on your bike. Call us going to give it away right now, but you've got to win it. 0800 DIAL ZM.
Get on your bike.
Call us up.
Give it a crack.
Bree and Clint, we'll do it next.
Bree and Clint.
Everybody.
It's tradie versus lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Welcome back to the battle of the year,
the tradies versus the ladies.
And we're keeping score.
The tradies on 83, the ladies on 91.
Our lady's calling us from Queenstown.
She's 20 and every eight years,
she buys herself a builder beer.
Welcome to the show, Amy.
Hi, Amy.
Why is it every eight years?
I got one when I was four and then coincidentally when I was 12 and then it's
falling to bits so I begged mum if I could go and get another one today.
So the lifespan of a beer for you, you wear out one beer every eight years?
Pretty much, yeah. What are you doing with the beer, Amy?
I'm not going to have my own.
Yeah, fair enough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't want to know.
You keep it to yourself, Amy.
That's between you and the bear.
You're taking on our trading today.
They're from Fielding.
They're 23, and they are the second best apprentice in the region.
Welcome to the show, Tom.
G'day, Tom.
Second best.
How's it going?
You want to say any fighting words
To the first best apprentice in fielding?
I'll get them next year I think
Yeah
Well hopefully you won't be an apprentice next year
Hopefully you'll be
You know
What's the
Are you going to be an apprentice forever
Or is that your goal?
Be New Zealand's longest serving apprentice
Yeah
Who is the top apprentice in the region?
Oh, a guy from Foxton Beach.
Yeah.
Don't give him any airtime, Bree.
Tom is the best apprentice on ZM.
I just want to let that guy from Foxton know that Tom is on your...
Oh, no, I better not say that.
That sounds weird.
Sorry about that, Tom.
Amy, your buzzer is lady.
Tom, yours is tradie.
First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC.
Good luck.
Question number one.
The TV show Gossip Girl is set in which American city?
Lady.
Yes, Amy.
New York.
New York City.
It is New York.
Nice work.
You're on the board with one.
Question number two.
Which of the following is not normally vegan?
Tomato sauce, English mustard or mayonnaise?
Trady.
Yes, Tom?
Mayonnaise.
Yeah.
Mayonnaise, of course, has dairy.
Question number three.
We're one a piece in.
Does it have dairy in it?
Huh?
Doesn't it have egg in it?
Oh.
Wait a second. Does it have dairy in it? I don't know have egg in it? Oh. Wait a second.
Does it have dairy in it? I don't know now.
I thought it did. It's not vegan
anyway. It's not vegan. We'll move on.
Question number three. Which rugby team who wears
all black
beat Uruguay this morning by
nearly 90? Tom?
All Blacks. We have to be really
specific with these All Blacks questions now because
we've found out recently that nobody is watching.
Maybe the other Warriors are finished.
There's a bit more.
More female viewers.
Yeah, yeah, maybe.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
You need this one here, Amy, to stay in it.
Question number four.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Tradie. Tom, for the win. Postman. It is Posty. Who sings this song? Trady.
Tom, for the win.
Post one?
It is posty.
Yeah, go tell the number one apprentice that you just won Trady versus Lady, Tom.
Yeah.
How good.
It's taken you up a notch.
Shove that up your bum, Foxton guy.
Thanks, Amy. But, Tom, you're the Trady versus Lady champion. up your bum, Foxton guy. Thanks, Amy.
But, Tom, you're the Tradiverse Lady Champion.
Have a great weekend, man.
See you, Tom.
Bree and Clint.
I need to know, does anybody in the room believe that things that happen can have, like, a greater meaning?
That there can be, like, more than meets the eye?
I guess I'm talking spiritually when certain things happen.
Are you open to that idea?
Are you talking about the universe?
Kind of.
Maybe.
Maybe the universe.
Or maybe people visiting you in animal form.
Oh, I'm so open to it.
Okay, you are.
Okay, then let me talk to you about this.
Well, Phoebe's mum visited her on Friends.
Remember it came back as that cat that was a boy?
This morning, as I was putting my two daughters in the car
to go to daycare, I had the doors of the car open
and my wife Lucy was down there with us too
and a white pigeon came flying down and landed on the sill of the open door.
Like right next to us.
Yeah.
Like a baby white pigeon.
Baby-ish.
Small white pigeon.
Teenage pigeon.
Yeah.
It would be more beautiful if it was a dove, but it was definitely a pigeon.
But it was white.
I've never seen a white pigeon.
No.
No, and that's part of the reason
that it stood out
but also it landed right on top of the door
so if you imagine I've got the back seat door open
and I'm standing in there
buckling my daughter into the car
this pigeon just flies down and lands right there
and we're like what the hell is that
and we're looking at this bird
and we're sort of talking about it
and talking to the bird
and I reached out
and I was almost able to pat the bird
but it didn't fly away it sort of just like stepped to the side. And I reached out and I was almost able to pat the bird,
but it didn't fly away.
It sort of just like stepped to the side.
It didn't want to be patted, but it also wasn't.
It just wanted to exist near you.
Yeah, it wasn't terrified.
Oh, I love that.
And then that was happening.
And then I went around to the other side of the car to buckle my other daughter in,
and the pigeon hopped across the roof of the car
to come to the other side of the car with us.
So my question is,
who is that pigeon?
Who is that
pigeon? Which of my dead
relatives was I visited by in pigeon
form today? Is today a significant date?
I don't think so.
Did anyone have an affinity for pigeons?
Not that I'm aware of.
Are any of them white? I know who the pigeon is.
Who? I got a feeling Is it my them white? I know who the pigeon is. Who?
I got a feeling.
Is it my dead cat?
Straight away when you started talking.
I knew you were going to say it was the cat,
but I don't think the universe would turn a cat into a bird.
I think that's just cruel.
It could be a cruel trick because she killed a lot of pigeons,
so it could be like the universe's revenge. There's only one explanation, and I think that the pigeon,
the white pigeon
is Marilyn Monroe.
You're onto it.
Why would Marilyn Monroe
be visiting me?
I mean, I don't know why.
You're being silly about it.
I'm not being silly. So I'm going to go
to Ella, who I feel is possibly the most
spiritual of the four of us.
Thanks. Ella.
Yes.
Who was the pigeon?
Who was visiting me?
Do you have a dead grandparent?
Yeah, I've got four.
There you go.
It's one of them.
No, that's just, no, that's an easy answer.
I don't know.
Are there any spiritualists listening to this who can help me decide for this?
I know who it is.
9696, can you text me and tell me who the pigeon is?
Who is it, Claudia?
It's Dumbledore no
I agree
now that you say that
I have the Dumbledore vibe as well
you shall not pass
I've already stopped that
you motherfuckers
it's the same same to me
how many days till Christmas?
Didn't you Google the other day? It's like 80 something.
Yeah, roundabouts, I think.
But I feel like a lot
of people, depending on what type of gift
buyer you are, there's some
people that do it over
the course of the year
and then there's some people who do it last minute.
80 exactly.
80 days exactly.
There you go.
But I came across this list where they've done some research
and they've surveyed a bunch of people asking them,
what is the worst gift you've ever received?
So this might be some good information going into the christmas holidays yeah about what not to buy
um so they actually surveyed a heap of people and this was the top 10 or actually even have
more than that the top 18 if you want them worst gifts received yeah so let's start at number 18
uh an iron ah yeah what do you mean ah well have you ever bought, an iron. Ah, yeah.
What do you mean?
Have you ever bought someone an iron?
No, and I would never.
Would you ever buy someone an iron? No, I would never.
But has someone got me a really good iron?
No, no, no.
Ignore me.
I agree with Bree, no irons.
I'm saving.
Lucy, if you're listening, that's Clint's wife.
You're welcome.
Sports memorabilia is number 17.
Oh, nah.
What?
Sports memorabilia, yeah.
Really?
Like the jersey for your favourite team?
Well, it depends who you're buying it for, I guess.
Yeah, definitely.
But everything depends who you're buying it for.
Not an iron.
Yeah, okay.
Point taken, okay.
I'll stand my ground on the sports memorabilia. I'm just trying to save you later in life. Yeah. Okay. Point taken, okay? I stand my ground on the sports memorabilia.
I'm just trying to save you later in life a fight if you ever buy someone an iron.
Are you telling me if I got you a signed Darren Lockyer Brisbane Broncos jersey that that would be a bad gift?
I'm not saying that I agree with the sports memorabilia.
I'm saying about the iron.
And then if it was all wrinkly, I had got you an iron to...
No. Sports memorabilia, I had got you an iron to... No.
Sports memorabilia, I wouldn't mind.
I don't think that's a horrible gift.
Okay.
Number 16, mouse pad.
Terrible.
Number 15, cufflinks.
Okay.
Number 14, movies you've already seen, which I mean...
I knew somebody who gave...
Who's still got a DVD player.
I know someone in the age of DVDs who gave a DVD as a Christmas present,
but it had clearly been watched, the DVD.
Oh, that's not cool.
So they'd bought it, watched it, and then given it as a Christmas present.
So the plastic film that's usually over the top of it.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, that's not cool.
Number 13, a map.
Not a good gift.
Who needs a map in 2023?
Number 12, children's toys.
Well, if you're not a child, yeah.
11, joke books.
Mm.
Mm.
The joke book says, when you buy something in a joke book,
it says, I know nothing about you.
Yeah, I'm just going to buy this weird book.
I've been buy this generic gift
website yeah yeah you're a dad so i've got you this book of dad jokes number 10 potpourri potpourri
yeah does potpourri still exist mate it was everywhere in the 90s any every house had a
bowl of potpourri it would be around in doilies. Doilies, yeah. They usually go hand in hand. Yeah, a little glass bowl of potpourri sitting on a
doily on the table next to the couch. Number nine, a hanky.
Ew. Hankies are yuck. Yeah. You know who
uses a hanky? Who? Hayley Sproul. She uses a hanky.
I swear I heard her talking about her using a hanky.
Is that because she's from Wellington?
Is that a Wellington thing?
I don't know.
It seems like it could be a bit hipster to use a hanky.
Like, it might have her initials in it.
Is she from Wellington?
She gives me strong Wellington vibes, Hayley.
Does she?
Yeah, really strong Wellington vibes.
And that's no shade to our Wellington listeners.
Love you guys.
But you have your own vibe going on down there.
I don't think everyone in Wellington's using a hanky.
9696, are you from Wellington and do you own a hanky?
This is a side poll to what you're doing.
Also, 9696, are you from Wellington and don't use a hanky?
Yeah, that's another poll as well.
Okay, we're running two polls.
Number eight, soap on a string.
I'm just going to fly through these.
Number seven, new windscreen wipers.
Terrible gift.
Number six, a tie. It says I haven't put much thought in Yeah. Number six, a tie.
Yeah.
It says I haven't put much thought in if I'm buying you a tie.
Yeah.
Number five, cleaning products.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, terrible.
Number four, a de-icer, which is the thing you use to get ice off your-
Oh, you scrape ice off your windscreen.
Yeah.
Number three, a car manual.
Who is buying someone that?
Someone's just gone to, Ripco was the only
store open on Christmas Eve and they've
just gone, what can I get? I'm going to get them some new
windscreen wipers, a diet cola.
Is number one Playboy Bunny
seat covers for your car? No, number two
is bad romance novels.
Yeah. And number one is a diet
plan.
That is the full list of the most
Or a gym membership.
Or same thing, eh?
Or like some of those shake.
An Atkinson diet book.
Yeah.
Ozempic.
Get your Ozempic.
Get the most Ozempic.
Some people would love Ozempic for Christmas, to be honest.
They're like, where'd you get this?
And you're like, don't ask questions.
I thought we could take some calls this afternoon on 0800DIALS at M.
Do our own list
where you can call us up, tell us
what is the worst gift you
have ever received? Just a quick text
that's come in. I live in Wellington and
I use a hanky. It's gone through three
generations of my family. We
even have a hanky drawer where people can just
grab a hanky and go. Cost of
living saves us thousands on tissues.
Does it?
Thousands.
Thousands.
Well, I'm glad to know that my Wellington Hanky Association wasn't miles off.
Let's park that poll and move to the phone topic at hand.
Hankies are yuck.
You want to know the worst gift you've ever received, right?
You know my dad, when I used to go, I used to go to church with him every Saturday night
and I'm still traumatised by it.
And I'd go, Dad, I've got a runny nose.
And I'd be like sniffling.
And he'd pull out this hanky from this jacket
that he'd wear once a week.
And I'm like, how often have you used it?
And how old is it?
And when I was younger, you don't know better.
I just used it. Now looking back, yeah. when I was younger, you don't know better. I just used it.
Now, looking back, yeah.
Wiping your tears away.
Oh, another text.
I'm from Wellington.
Use of hanky confirmed.
We've discovered something this afternoon.
Oh, 800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696.
Worst gift you've ever received.
Bree and Clint.
A list of the worst gifts people have ever received has been released
and Clint thinks an iron is a good present.
No, don't put words in my mouth.
I said if someone got me a really good iron, I reckon I'd be into it.
A really good iron.
Mate, you are ageing by the minute.
I like the gifts that clearly have no relevance
to the person that they've been given to.
Like this one.
I got a bright orange swimming cap.
I don't swim.
How random.
How random.
So random.
I got a potato masher.
I'm not even kidding you.
A potato masher.
I want to know the thought process where they went,
oh, that'll be, that's what Sarah would like.
That'd be a great gift for her.
Oh, she would love that. I love this
text that came through. It says,
worst gift I ever received.
My auntie taught at my high school
so she would give me presents at
school. One year she gave me
my gift that
grandma had given me. I opened
it to find a giant floral
toiletry bag. I had
to carry it around school all day
because it was too big to fit in my school
bag. Next month for my
brother's birthday,
my grandma got him an Android
tablet. I think there's a clear favourite
grandchild. I think
there's a clear favourite too. Let's go to Jess on 0800 dial ZM. Hi Jess.
Hi Jess. We're looking for the worst gift you ever received.
What was it? It's embarrassing but I was the gift giver
not the receiver. Okay.
It was $20 secret Santa Christmas at work
budget.
Right.
And as a bit of a joke, I got, like, you know,
part of the present was the toilet paper with a Sudoku on it?
Yeah.
And we do the Christmas game where you can swap it out and so on,
and anyway, it ended up with the person who's basically blind
and it just went down.
Oh, no.
It was awful.
You got a blind person Sudoku toilet paper for Christmas.
Can I just say, Jess, I don't blame you.
I blame the game of Secret Santa.
I hate Secret Santa so much.
Because Secret Santa at work,
especially when there's like new people that have just started
and you get them.
You're like, what am I meant to get this person?
I've met them three times.
My mother-in-law gifted me a ladle.
Ladle, ladle, ladle.
Made it out of here.
Let's talk to Anonymous. Hello, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous. Hi there.
Worst gift you ever received,
Anonymous? It actually
wasn't for me, but it was my friend.
Her and her husband
own a small farm
and he got her an electric
fence for a birthday present.
Was it, Anonymous,
was it an electric fence or was it
an electric fence?
No, it was just a straight
electric fence. Oh, right. I'd love to know what the
kinky electric fence is, the one you're referring to.
Get out the cattle
prod. What a shockingly bad present, Anonymous.
You know what, Anonymous?
Growing up on a farm, I'm not surprised.
My mum got so many bad gifts from my dad, who's a farmer.
So many bad ones.
Didn't he give you a vacuum cleaner for Christmas?
He got her a broom one year.
Thank you, Anonymous.
Have a great weekend.
Let's talk to Mandy.
I know $800 in. Mandy, what's the worst gift you ever received? one year. Thank you, Anonymous. Have a great weekend. Let's talk to Mandy.
I know $800 in.
Mandy, what's the worst gift you ever received?
So for me,
it was from my ex-boyfriend's mum.
It was for Christmas one year.
I opened up like
one of the little gift bags, right?
Yeah.
And in it,
I'm not kidding,
was like random toiletries
that she'd like use.
Oh, oh, oh. I'm not kidding, with, like, random toiletries that she'd, like, use. Ew, ew, ew.
I'm not kidding.
Like, it was...
Mandy, you know what's happened?
What?
She's...
Oh, no, I don't want to say that because I don't want to make you feel bad.
No, no, tell me, tell me.
Do you reckon she forgot to get you something and then she's just wrapped something up?
I hope so because, like, giving someone a half-used bottle
of anti-dandruff conditioner...
Oh, yuck!
I see no other explanation.
Yeah, there's no other explanation.
Either that or she hated you,
but probably better to go with the first one, right, Mandy?
I'm going to choose to believe that she forgot.
Yeah, I think if it could have been worse,
it could have been a half-used bottle of Femfrish.
Yuck.
You know?
One more anonymous caller.
I know 800 dials at him.
Hello, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi.
Tell us, what was the worst gift you ever got, anonymous?
My mother-in-law one year got me some flannel.
Oh, yeah, like a face flannel.
Yeah, because she thought that we didn't have any in our house
when she came to visit one year.
It was a passive aggressive gift to say why don't you have any flannels in the house.
She was looking in the wrong cupboard but she didn't
care to ask me where they were so she just assumed we didn't have any.
So gave them to you as a gift. Did she get you the matching
towel set at least?
No, she didn't. She's got flannels that
don't match your towels. Just the flannels.
Just random flannels. Oh, that's a
terrible gift. Thanks Anonymous.
I think I found the winner. Okay. I think I
have the winner. Although I
think this product is great.
Like I do think this product that I'm about to read out is fantastic,
as a gift for someone, no.
Christmas present I got one year. My sister-in-law received
undies for that time of the month, still with the reduced to
clear price sticker on it. Discount period undies for Christmas?
That is gotta be one of the worst.
Oh, there are so many of these texts.
We'll have to do some of them on the podcast tonight.
Bree and Clint.
See, tell me, do you see me?
Banger.
Bree and Clint.
That's a Friday jam from Michelle Branch.
It's called Everywhere.
God, bring back Michelle Branch.
What was her other song?
She had another massive song.
Yes.
It was that one.
And what was it?
It was huge.
She had two massive hits.
What was the other one?
Are You Happy Now?
Is that the one you're thinking of?
Can you play a little bit?
Yeah, I can.
Oh, I don't know.
No, this was big.
Not this?
No. You're not thinking of Vanessa Carlton, are you?
No, no. I know my Michelle
Branch. It was Breathe. Oh, right.
It was Breathe. That's what it was called.
We don't have Breathe.
We don't have it.
No, we don't have Breathe. You know the song I'm talking about, though.
Nah, could you give us a couple of bars?
Is it Breathe?
All You Wanted.
All You Wanted.
Do we have that?
Yeah, from Michelle Brown.
I think it was All You Wanted.
If you want to
Yeah, that's this.
I will take you I will take you
I will take you away from here
Back up
Don't know me yet
And breathe.
And breathe.
And breathe.
Oh, she was a talent.
I like to do this in these situations.
We just check in with our resident Gen Z.
Oh, shit.
Ella, what is this Michelle Branch content doing for you?
Sorry, one more time.
It's making me giggle.
Yeah, do you know the song?
No.
Yeah, okay, cool.
I like it.
Cool.
No, I like it.
It's cool.
No, you've said it now.
I want to talk about this guy from the US who is so, so cute.
He's making news around the world this week because he spent 42 years as an employee at the same workplace.
What was his job?
It doesn't say in this article, but it says it was a minimum wage job.
I think in a factory.
He worked in a factory.
42 years he gave to this company of loyal service.
And he finished up at the end of last week.
And the company didn't do much for him.
42 years.
Surely, surely, gold watch.
They gave him a certificate and a barbecue with a couple of sausages.
A couple of sausages and a very sad coleslaw.
You'd rather get nothing, eh?
Oh, you'd rather get nothing.
We asked the question before, did you or someone you know do long service?
And then what did they get when they left?
Someone said, my granddad worked for a big supermarket for 50 years.
He retired once walking got too much.
They gave him a mountain bike.
You've got to be kidding me.
Oh, that's so sad.
What are you going to do with a mountain bike?
A mountain bike?
The guy can't even walk.
He can't.
Well, that's probably why they got him the mountain bike.
Possibly.
The story, this story is actually really lovely, though,
because one of John's fellow colleagues colleagues was like this isn't good enough
and she made a video about john his name is john bartlett she made a video about it
um talking about how she he was such a loyal employee how long it worked and she put it up
online and she started a go fund me page a week this page has been up they've since taken it down
because they were like, this is getting
too out of control. It's too big, yeah.
Where you could donate,
make a donation for John's
retirement present.
Yeah. So, I
believe on the GoFundMe page
it raised nearly $60,000
to send
John off in style.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Why'd they take it down?
If I was John, I'd be like, leave it up.
Leave it up.
Leave it up.
If they want to donate to me, if they want to recognise me,
then that's on them.
I don't think they expected it to go so crazy.
I think they were looking for like a $1,000 or a $5,000 prize.
I'm in prison.
There's a couple of mountain bikes in there.
There is.
This time yesterday,
we were talking about the degree that is on offer
in the UK at the moment in magic.
Yes, a degree in magic.
Exeter University is offering a real degree in magic.
And we talked about how useless that would be for your career.
Yeah, it's the same as an arts degree. Because you've still got to pay for it.
An arts degree. Yeah. Is that a BA?
Just kids, if you're listening.
Actually, no, I don't want to disappoint anyone. If you've already signed up for an arts degree,
great. And a lot of people will have signed up for their degree for next year.
But if you've got time to change or go on a gap year.
Gap year.
Go on a gap year.
Go on a gap year and then just forget to go to university.
No, don't do that.
Go to university.
Better yourself.
Choose life.
Choose a career.
I might be wrong though.
If you did an arts degree and you're using that arts degree, like all of it, I'd love you to
call us 0800 dial ZM
this afternoon because you might be
the only one. I've just googled because
this is the time of year where you've got to
make your decisions for next year and I've
just googled what are the most useless
degrees. Arts degree. I've got the top 20
list of most useless degrees
and by useless I mean least
likely to get you a job.
Right.
According to this list.
Okay.
Number 20, travel and tourism.
Oh.
Oh, that's disappointing.
Even in New Zealand,
even in shortly tourism's going to come back.
The people are going to come back.
The people are going to come back. They're already coming back.
Are they?
Yeah.
Okay, good.
It's not useless.
Number 19, theatre arts.
Hey, Hayley Sproul's got a degree in performing arts and she's on the radio.
She's using it.
Yeah, she's using it every day.
She does those songs.
Number 18, studio arts and fine arts.
Oh, why do you keep coming for the arts community?
I'm telling you, just don't do an arts degree.
Number 17, psychology.
I know so many people who are like psych majors.
You know why?
Because you do a psychology degree and then you need to do your masters
and then you need to do like a top up and then you need to do something else.
And by the time they do their first full degree,
by the time you do your first degree, you're like,
oh, I'm a bit over this.
I remember being at parties with people who were doing psychology
and I was always like, oh, okay,
well, what do you know about me?
What's my star sign then?
What's wrong with me?
I'm a Sagittarius, gotcha.
Let's race through these useless degrees. Philosophy,
music, languages,
film, video
and photographic arts. I feel like
if you're good at video, there's lots of jobs for you out there now.
Although, can you just learn it on YouTube?
What you need to know.
Probably.
Fashion design, entrepreneurship.
Surely that's a business degree.
That's not useless.
Educate.
That is not useless.
Education is not a useless degree.
We need teachers.
Culinary arts, criminal justice, creative writing,
computer science, communication, art
history, anthropology
and the most useless degree according to
this list.
Please don't be one of the ones I did.
Radio. No, advertising.
Oh God.
Do you need a degree to do advertising?
Yes. Do you?
I did a couple of...
Like a marketing degree?
I did a couple of...
No, different degree.
Oh.
I did a couple of courses in advertising within my two degrees that I did.
Yeah.
I've done two degrees.
I know it's hard to believe.
Yeah.
I don't know how I did it either.
Two degrees, finished both of them, never used a single one.
Haven't used anything.
Louise has called up on 0800 dials at M.
Louise, you have a BA and you actually use it.
I sure do.
Okay.
Hello, Louise.
What do you use your BA for, your Bachelor of Arts?
I'm a teacher.
Okay.
So what do you teach?
I teach primary school children.
Okay.
My Bachelor, I've got a, it's an English degree.
I'm from England.
Yeah.
And it's a Bachelor of Arts in Early Childhood Studies.
Oh, okay.
See, I feel like that's a little different, Louise.
I feel like that is, that's a solid degree that you will use afterwards,
whereas I feel like I know people that I went to uni with
and they literally just studied a Bachelor of Arts.
So it was something to do.
And it was just studying, yeah, just bits of everything.
Yeah, okay.
But I feel like, yeah, I feel like that's different.
All right, Louise, thank you.
We appreciate the call.
Thanks for calling up.
Thanks, Louise.
Thanks.
Have a great weekend.
Love your accent.
Bye.
We want to know, do you have a degree that you don't use?
That's the question this afternoon.
How much did it cost?
Was your degree entirely useless to you specifically?
Do you reckon I use either of mine?
What are they again?
A Bachelor of Journalism and, oh, now I can't even remember what the other one is.
Good sign.
A Bachelor of Public Relations.
I can't even say it.
Bree and Clint. Summer Waste Buddy. But if you don't use it, you't even say it.
Summer Waste Buddy. But if you don't use it, you don't use it.
So what's your degree that you don't use?
I did a Bachelor of Science majoring in Pharmacology
and Toxicology. Damn, Amy,
you smart cookie.
Thank you. And what do you do for work?
I
work in business, kind of HR.
You're not using that degree.
No, and I spent $100,000.
Amy!
Well, if you're in HR, you might have to deal with
toxicology if someone shows up to work
drunk. Yeah.
Or on
substances, that's your pharmacology.
Or just toxic behaviour in general.
That's more like it.
Hey Amy though, worth it though
when you just want to brag about
how smart you are to bring
up the fact that you've done that degree
because it got me straight away. I was like
Amy, very intelligent.
That's why I did it, you know.
She did it for the lols.
Amy's like, I put it on
my Tinder bio, made it 100% worth it.
100 grand, schmundred grand.
You'll make that back, Amy.
Let's talk to Matt on 0800.
G'day, Matt.
Hi, Matt.
Kia ora, team.
Tell us, Matt, what's the degree that you have?
How much was it?
And do you use it?
Bachelor of Primary Teaching.
Never looked at what it cost me.
Okay.
And, yeah, no, I'm a sales rep now.
Yeah, right.
Matt, have you ever thought about, you know,
like getting back into teaching and maybe using that degree?
No.
Fair enough.
Corporate life is much better.
Corporate life is better.
You make more money, do you, Matt?
Make more money, work hard, play hard mentality, guys.
Yeah, right, I see.
It doesn't really go for the teaching side of things.
Why did you study teaching in the first place?
Oh, like, teaching was great, and, you know,
working with kids and seeing the growth there, that's awesome.
But the burnout is real.
Yeah, I hear that.
I hear that.
Okay, Matt, thank you.
We appreciate that. Brittany's here on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Brittany. Hi, I hear that. I hear that. Okay, Matt, thank you. We appreciate that.
Brittany's here on 0800 dials at M.
Hi, Brittany.
Hi, how are you?
Good.
We're looking for the degree that you did
and never ever used.
What was it for you?
I actually got a diploma
in beauty therapy and cosmetology.
Right.
And I mean,
that covers quite a few different things.
Have you ever used it?
No.
No.
That's not what I'm doing now.
What are you doing now?
I'm an insurance advisor.
Okay.
Very different line of work.
Well, you'd use your diploma every time you do your own makeup,
wouldn't you?
Surely there's some transferable skills there.
Not really.
I feel like I already had the skills before I went and did it.
No, no.
Yeah.
Brittany's like, you know, I kind of taught myself.
I'm kind of already learning stuff I knew.
Right, Brittany?
Yeah, pretty much.
Now, everything you just learn on the internet.
Yeah, right?
Let's go to Shannick's O's page.
Okay, thanks, Brett.
We appreciate it.
I love this text.
Someone said, Bree, I dare you to ask how many marine biologists are out there.
It was the trendy degree in the 90s.
Everyone was doing marine biology, weren't they?
Everyone wanted to be a marine biologist.
Someone else said, excuse me, you'll thank me for my degree
when I'm putting an IV in your arm.
Look, I didn't say all degrees are worthless.
No, that's not what we're saying at all.
That's not what we're saying.
We're saying some degrees are worthless.
Obviously not a nursing degree.
Obviously not a teaching degree. Obviously not a teaching degree.
Not a teaching degree.
No.
And that's about it?
Yeah.
Okay.
No, there's plenty.
People are so sensitive about their degrees.
That they don't use.
They don't use.
Bree and Clint.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second. One second. Time for the one second of a song No hesitating You only got one second, one second Time for the One Second Song Challenge
where we guess songs as quickly as we can to win KFC chicken dollars.
We do it with a partner in crime.
And Alex, you're joining my team this afternoon.
G'day, mate.
Hey, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Have you heard the game before?
I have.
And you win every time, don't you, when you play along?
Of course.
Of course.
Yeah, is she in your head?
Is she in your head there?
Yeah, she's really rocking my system.
Unless Tabitha is going to give me the confidence that we need.
Hi, Tabitha.
G'day, Tabs.
Hi.
Hi, you're good at this game too, right?
You know your music?
Yes.
Yeah, we're going to be a great team.
Okay, it's you and me versus Bree and Alex.
Tabitha, hopefully.
Producer Claudia is going to run the game.
Hello, Claudia.
Hi, Claude.
Hola, happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
Hola, como estas?
Si.
Gracias.
De nada.
This is the One Second Song Challenge.
Essentially, I'm just starting a song from the beginning and you need to tell me what it is.
I'm looking for the artist and the name
of the song. There's always a theme
and today's theme, all of the
artists use stage names.
Ooh, okay. So none of them are their
real names. But you only need their stage
name, right? Not their real name. No, I don't need their real
name. No one knows their real names. So
Brie and Clint, you guys are going first. Buzz
in with your name. Here's your song.
Brie.
There's a stranger in my name. Here's your song. Brie. Clint. Brie.
There's a stranger in my bed.
That's Katy Perry, Last Friday Night.
Correct.
Yes, Clint.
Hand up.
Catherine Pritchard.
Catherine Hudson.
Catherine Hudson.
Who's Catherine Pritchard, I wonder?
Don't know.
Must be someone if it's in your mind. Must be someone in my life. Yeah. Catherine Hudson. Who's Catherine Pritchard, I wonder? I don't know. Must be someone if it's in your mind.
Must be someone in my life.
Yeah.
Catherine Hudson.
Okay.
One point to Team Alex and Bree, but that doesn't mean anything, Tabitha.
All right, girls.
It's such early days.
It's your turn.
Are you ready?
Yep.
Buzz in with your name when you know.
Here's your song, guys.
Alex.
Alex.
Alex.
Lady Gaga.auperface
Yes
Oh that's my girl
Wowee
Outstanding
That was very good Alex
Tiffany Germanotti
Oh
Who did we lose?
We lost Tabitha
We lost Tabitha We We lost Tabitha.
We'll get her back.
I'll play for Tabitha.
Well, it's your turn anyway, Brie.
Oh, yeah, it's me.
Are you trying to get Tabitha back?
Yes, we'll get Tabitha and we'll go over to you guys.
Okay.
Here's your song.
Brie.
Hey, yeah.
I haven't even started thinking yet.
That is Lizzo, Good As Hell.
It's not Good As Hell.
Oh, okay.
That's Lizzo.
Got a steel clip. Good as hell. Doon, doon, do Oh, okay. That's Lizzo. Got a steel clip.
I just did a DNA test.
Turns out I'm 100%.
Three, two.
Do you want a little bit more?
Three thirds.
Yep, you got it.
We don't need to tap at the back. That is the game. Why are men great? So they gotta be great. Don't text me, tell this bitch in my face.
We don't need to tap at the back.
That is the game.
Congratulations, Alex.
You are the... What game are we playing?
One Second Song Challenge.
One Second Song Challenge champion.
Nice work, Alex.
Thank you.
Very well done.
50 KFC chicken dollars.
We'll send it out to you.
Thank you.
Tried to break my heart.
Oh, that breaks my heart. You got that because of my really good
rendition of it, eh? It just, I
felt like I was at the Lizzo concert
when you were doing it. Yeah, yeah.
It was very, very well done.
You know, we do
have the election coming up
and I feel like, you know,
this could be second
to the most debated thing in the country right now.
You're either one side of the party or you're the other side.
Oh, okay.
And it's, do you like coriander, yes or no?
Well, this is a forever debate, isn't it?
Yeah.
Didn't they work out recently that it's genetic?
It's a genetic thing, yeah.
Like being able to roll your tongue. Yeah. You either have the genes where it makes coriander taste like soap.
Yep.
Or you have the genes where it tastes like coriander.
Yeah.
It's just a delicious garnish.
Exactly.
Yeah.
It's like it's herb and it's yummy.
But it's been in the news because, and I've been real confused by this
because I showed it to you yesterday where I said,
do you think this is real?
Because it looks fake and it was a packet of Doritos
and it was coriander flavour.
Yeah.
And it looked like one of those April Fool's pranks
that they put out on April 1st.
Or a meme.
Like a coriander flavoured Dorito kind of sounds like a meme.
Just racks people up, the topic of coriander.
Yeah.
And I said to you, I was like,
we need to get to the bottom of this for our listeners.
Is there actual coriander-flavoured Doritos coming out?
So we put in a call to the company that makes Doritos,
and we got an answer.
No, no, no.
They're definitely real, but you do need to go onto Facebook
and enter it that way.
But they're definitely real.
Is it a competition?
You have to win them?
You can't buy them?
No, you can't.
You have to win them through Facebook.
Buzzy.
So it's a competition.
A limited edition.
Limited edition.
They've only got so many bags, and if you want one,
you have to go onto the Facebook page and enter the competition.
I wouldn't enter that competition.
I would.
Would you?
Yeah.
You're that interested in a coriander Dorito?
Yeah, I'm interested because not everyone can have them.
I want to know what it tastes like.
Yeah.
Would it taste good?
We even asked.
We were like, what can we do to get a bag?
And she was like, no.
No, they can't.
You've got to enter the competition.
The lady said that even she hasn't tried them.
The lady from the company that makes them.
They're that limited edition.
They're that limited edition, so.
I reckon they'd be nice.
Do you? Yeah, it's I reckon that'd be nice. Do you?
Yeah, it's like lime flavoured Doritos.
But lime is zingy.
Coriander is just like, it's a bit leafy, isn't it?
Well, coriander goes well with guacamole.
Yes.
Picot de galo.
Yes.
And you could use the chips and scoop it up.
Yeah. Yeah. Coriander's use the chips and scoop it up. Yeah.
Yeah. Coriander's not my favourite, but anyway,
they're real. That's the bit that we've got to.
They're real. They're a real chip. If you want
them, go to the Facebook page, enter
and if coriander tastes like soap
to you, then this
is not the information for you. This is no use to you.
This is your worst nightmare.
Brian Clint.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie.
Welcome to another Friday Okie, where Bree and I go head-to-head singing songs.
We've spent the time with our producer making this sound as good as possible.
Today, another Friday's Live special.
That's coming up next month at Spark Arena.
Yeah, that's going to be such a good show at Spark Arena.
And one of my favourite people that is coming to perform,
I'm so excited for Jojo.
She's on the bill.
She's an absolute icon from the 2000s.
You know she's only 32?
Is she 32?
I'm pretty sure.
Because she was like doing these songs when she was like 16, 17.
She's been overtaken in the search engines.
Now when you Google how old is Jojo.
Jojo Siwa.
Gives you results for Jojo Siwa.
Nah, but she'll always be the original. She's original Jojo. Yeah, she's the original. Apart from Casey and Jojo. Jojo Siwa. Gives you results for Jojo Siwa. Nah, but she'll always be the original. She's original
Jojo. Yeah, she's the original. Apart from
Casey and Jojo. Oh, okay.
Well, they're the original. Yeah.
We've sung
the song and now you're going to hear the results
of that. When you've heard both versions
you'll get to call 0800 1000 M
and pick a winner. And from memory
you chose Jojo so you're going first.
I think you chose it but I can go first.
I would not have chosen Jojo.
I chose Jason Derulo as a Friday's live song.
We did these ages ago.
And then I think you chose Jojo, but I'll go first.
Claudia, who chose Jojo?
Maybe me.
Bree can go first.
I'll go first.
I don't mind.
Okay.
I actually can't remember how this went. We might be good. Here comes Bree's go first. I'll go first. I don't mind. Okay. I actually can't remember how this went.
I don't even...
We might be good.
Here comes Bree's Jojo.
Good luck.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, it's bad.
It's real bad.
I've been waiting all day here for you, babe.
So won't you come sit and talk to me?
You tell me how we're gonna be together always
I hope you know that when it's late at night
I hold on to my pillow time
And think about you promise me forever
I never thought that anyone
Could make me feel this way
And now that you're here boy all I want is just a chance to say.
Get out right now.
It's the end of you and me.
It's too late.
And I can't wait for you to be gone.
Because I know about her.
And I wonder how I bought all the lies
And said that you would treat me right
But you was just a waste of time
Pretty good.
That's Bree Bree doing Jojo.
You know, if Jojo
had an alcohol problem
and got wrapped up with the wrong people.
If Jojo lived in the western suburbs of Sydney
I think
it's spot on. I think I crushed it.
Okay, yeah, good. That's yours.
Here comes mine. After you've heard both
Jojo's, you can pick a winner.
So let's get this out of the way, shall we?
Nice, good start I've been waiting all day for you babe
So won't you come and sit and talk to me
You tell me how we're gonna be together always
I hope you know that when it's late at night
I hold on to my pillow tights.
And think of how you promised me forever.
I never thought that anyone would make me feel this way.
But now that you're here, boy, all I want is just a chance to say.
Get out of me right now.
It's the end of you and me.
It's too late.
Now.
I can't wait for you to be gone.
Because I know about her.
And I wonder how I bought all your lies.
You said that you would treat me right, but you were just a waste of time.
Late. Yeah, there it is. Now. Leave now. Leave. But you were just a waste of time Leave
Yeah, there it is
Now
Leave now
Leave
Disgusting
0800 dial ZM
The phone lines are open
Can you pick a winner?
I know it's incredibly tight
I know they're both very, very good
I feel like
It is a tight week this week
It's very toy She's very toy She's twiddling like a tight week this week. It's very toy.
She's very toy. She's twiddling like a toy girl.
It's unusual. Get out.
Can we get three, five even votes
on our $800 at M right now to decide
the winner of our JoJo special
Who you got? Who had the best
JoJo?
The winner gets to perform it live with her on stage
at Friday's Live.
So choose carefully.
Time for a Friday's Live. So choose carefully. Oh, jeez.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a Friday-oke.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday-oke.
Well, it's time for the results.
This is the John Campbell show that comes after the election.
Exactly.
Where we figure out who the winner is. We've got to poll the votes and do the results,
and we need to hear what they sounded like in case people
missed out. Sure thing. Bree's
version of Jojo, who's coming to Friday's
Live, sounded like this.
To which somebody said it's lucky that
you both have fantastic personalities
to fall back on.
I'll take that as a win.
My Jojo sounded like this.
To which somebody said,
I think something went wrong during Clint's vasectomy.
Yeah, I'll go get my money back on that vasectomy.
We're looking for five votes to pick the winner this afternoon.
Hi, Tony. G'day, Tony. Hey, guys. How're looking for five votes to pick the winner this afternoon. Hi, Tony.
G'day, Tony.
Hey, guys.
How are you guys?
Good to talk to you guys again.
Oh, good to talk to you, Tony.
Tell us what are your thoughts this week, mate?
Yeah, Bree, I think you've done an okay job, but I think, you know, Clint is in it for the win this week, you know,
so I have to go with Clint, Bree.
I'm normally on one team, Bree, but this week's over.
I have to go with Clint.
That's all right, Tony.
I still love you.
Thanks, Tony. I really appreciate your support.bury, but this week's over. I have to go with Clint. That's all right, Tony. I still love you. Thanks, Tony.
I really appreciate
your support.
You have a great
weekend, mate.
You too.
See you, Tony, mate.
Such a good man, Tony.
Let's go to Jada
on 0800.
Hi, Jada.
Hello, Jada.
Hi.
Cool name,
but we need the feedback
for Friday Oaky.
Clint's my pick.
Gutted.
Damn.
Okay, thank you, Jada okay thank you Jada thanks Jada
have a good weekend
I really appreciate you
have a great weekend too
we're going to go to Carol
on 0800 dials at M
hi Carol
hi Carol
hi
no favouritism allowed in this
this does not go off
who your favourite person is
we need to know
the best performance
in Friday Oki this week
who are you giving your vote to
well
three is an acquired taste,
but after the assault I've had on my ears at work all day,
I'm going to have to go with Brie
because Clint, you were just too pitchy
and it just hurt my ears even more
than what they already were.
I'll take it, Carol.
I am an acquired taste and trust me,
you'll never turn back.
I'm like coriander.
Some people love it, some people hate it.
Thanks, Carol.
That was like a machine gun of hidden insults
and that feedback.
I loved it.
Hey, Carol.
You've had the day I've had today.
Yeah, I can tell.
Hey, Carol.
I can tell.
Love you.
I love you too, Bree.
Oh, love you, mate.
Have a good weekend.
Hey, Carol.
You too.
Love you.
Clint.
Love you.
Have a good weekend. Have a good weekend. Hey, Carol. You too. Love you. Clint. Love you. Love you.
Have a good weekend.
Have a good weekend.
Carol is my favourite.
Let's go to Hope.
I love her.
Hello, Hope.
Brie.
Hello.
Brie is hanging by a thread here.
If you give it to me, I win.
If you give it to Brie, we go to the decider.
Who's your winner for Friday Okie?
I definitely said Brie at the start, so I'm going to me, I win. If you give it to Brie, we go to the decider. Who's your winner for Friday Oki? I definitely see Brie at the start,
so I'm going to go with Brie.
Oh, you got my back, Hope. I appreciate
it. You kept me in it, mate.
No, you're one of my faves. Oh, you're one of my
faves. Have a good weekend.
We'll talk to you later. You too.
Okay, love you. You're one of my faves too, Hope.
Oh, yeah, she's
gone. It's okay. It doesn't matter.
Let's go to Rob finally with the decider.
Hello, Rob.
G'day, Rob.
Hey, James.
We're all squared up here. You've got the power.
You're like Captain Planet in this scenario.
Who's the winner of Friday Hokey?
I have to say I'm a fan of you both,
but today for me it was you, Clint.
I heard you were channeling a little bit today for me, it was you, Clint.
I heard you were channeling a little bit of like a Justin Timberlake vibe.
Yeah, that's definitely what I was doing.
I wanted to do that.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes, thank you, Rob.
Get out of here right now.
It's the end of you and me.
I can hear it.
It's very Justin Timberlake.
Hey, Rob.
Yeah.
Love you.
Oh, you too, you too, Bree.
No, you didn't.
You've got to say it back.
I love you back, Bree.
Oh, yes, Rob.
That's all I needed.
You love her what?
It's a win.
Thank you, Rob.
I appreciate it.
That's Friday Oaky.
Thanks to everyone who voted.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Last ones of the week, you birthday bangers.
The number one songs on your 16th birthdays,
and we'll play one of these out in full.
Let's start with Alana.
Hi, Alana.
Hi, Alana.
Hi.
Hi, Brie and Clint.
How are you guys?
Good, mate.
How are you going?
I'm good, thank you.
I heard from a little birdie you're doing this for your dad
whose birthday is today.
Yes, it is his birthday.
Do you mind if I quickly say happy birthday?
Oh, my God.
Go for it, Alana.
Right.
Happy birthday, Dad.
His name's Chris from TaylorMade Drainery and Kitchens and Dependents.
Oh, shout out to Chris.
What a legend.
Well, hopefully he hears this and then he'll find out what his birthday banger is.
What is his birth year, Alana?
1970.
Okay.
All right, that's easy math.
He was 16 then in 1986.
And on this day in 86, this was number one.
Oh, he's got to be happy with that, Alana.
This time last week, we were singing this exact song for Friday Oaky as well.
Banger.
Are you into it, Alana?
Do you think your dad will be into it?
It's an absolute banger.
Absolute tune.
Hey, Alana, question.
Have you ever done your birthday banger?
Yeah, it's not this good.
Stick to dads.
Stick to dads.
Wait there.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Monique.
Kia ora, Monique.
Hi, Monique.
Hello.
What are you up to for the weekend, Monique?
We don't have much planned, but my daughter's so excited that I'm on the radio.
Oh, what's her name?
Her name's Riley.
Riley. Is she there? She is. Can we say what's her name? Her name's Riley. Riley.
Is she there?
She is.
Can we say hello to her?
Yeah, here you go.
Hi.
Hi, Riley.
How are you?
Good.
Are you excited for mum to find out her birthday banger?
Yeah.
Okay, well, let's do it right now.
Let's see if she gets something good.
What is your birthday, Monique?
I'm 21st of February, 1994.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 2010.
And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top.
Got me singing like...
Ah, yes.
One of the great one-hit wonders.
This is Replay.
Do you like it, Monique?
I don't know. I feel like there was. Replay. This is Replay. Do you like it, Monique? I don't know.
I feel like there was a strong start.
I'm not sure.
Oh, you mean up against the Dave Dobbin?
Yeah.
Does Riley like it?
She knows that song.
Well, that's a start.
That's helpful.
That's a start.
Okay, wait there.
We'll do one more for Joanna.
Hi, Joanna.
Hi, Joanna.
Hi.
Joanna or Johanna?
Johanna.
Johanna. We love it. Hey, what are you up to for Joanna or Johanna? Johanna. Johanna.
We love it.
Hey, what are you up to for the weekend, Jo?
Not much.
Just hanging out?
Just hanging out, yeah.
Just moved house to Pocahina.
Did you move house like last weekend?
Yeah, to Pocahina.
How much of a nightmare was it, Johanna?
Oh, my God.
The worst.
I got married in Pocahina.
Beautiful spot. Yeah. We're going to love it out there. Yes, don't know. I got married in Pukahina. Beautiful spot.
Yeah.
We're going to love it out there.
Yes, don't know.
Okay, give us your date of birth.
We'll do your birthday banger.
17th of March, 1997.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 2013.
And back in 2013, this had a number one hit.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Brittany,am, Scream and Shout.
You a fan, Johanna?
It's not too bad.
That's a tune from them.
It's the one where Britney weirdly all of a sudden had a British accent.
That's right, yeah.
She's like, bring the action.
Is that what she says?
I've got to bring the action, am I?
It's the prelude to the knife dancing.
Okay, wait there, Johanna.
We've got to choose between Dave Dobbin, I Yes, and Britney Will I Am.
I like them all, but for a Friday, I'm going scream and shout for a Friday.
Britney!
I want to do Slice of Heaven, but we just did it last week.
That's why I'm not picking it.
I'm going to agree with you then.
And Johanna's going to take out the win for Birthday Banger in Pukahina.
Congratulations, Johanna.
Thank you.
Nice work, mate.
Have a nice, relaxing weekend, all right?
You too.
Love your work.
Love yours too, boys.
See you soon. Nice, relaxing weekend, all right? You too. Love your work. Love yours too, boys.
When you have this in the club, you're going to check, turn it up.
You're going to check, turn it up.
You're going to check, turn it up.
When we up in the club.
Bree and Clint.
I love this story so much.
Can I just, I just want to preface this story with saying it's a true story.
It has been put online this week from a lady in the UK. She has shared this true story about her dating history. Okay.
This isn't a recent story. She said a number of years
ago she got into this relationship with this
guy. It was very early days, like very early.
She said one of the first times that he actually
ever slept over at her house was unplanned so they went out for a drink and then he's come back
to her house yeah and uh she wasn't expecting company i don't believe so but that's fine she's
like that's fine and we had a few more drinks at home and then he stayed over.
Anyway, she said that she's woken up in the middle of the night and she's needed to do poos.
Oh.
And she's needed to do poos bad.
Yeah.
She said that.
In the middle of the night?
In the middle of the night.
Okay.
So she's panicked because it was very early days with this guy and she said that her room, the bathroom was right next to her room
and that the walls were so paper thin she believed that he would have woken up
if she went to the bathroom and did a poo and he would have heard everything.
Yeah.
So she's come up with a new plan.
Oh, this never ends well.
Shoot, this is a funny story.
So this is a true story.
So what she's done is she goes, right, I can't use the bathroom
because he's going to wake up and hear it.
He's going to think I'm disgusting and then he's going to break up with me.
It's too early.
He doesn't love me for me yet.
She can't let down her guard yet.
I can't let down my guard yet.
I need to do something else.
So she said she's went into the home office and there was a bag in there
that she thought I can afford to lose that bag.
Oh, like a backpack type bag, like a tote bag.
I think like a tote bag. Wait, what is that bag. Oh, like a backpack type bag, like a tote bag.
I think like a tote bag.
Wait, what is that?
Hold on, wait.
I'll tell you exactly what it says.
Not a handbag.
Oh, no.
It says here, Kaylee decided the only solution was to use a brand new bag that was in the corner of the home study.
Okay.
Right.
She said, I used the bag as a toilet and I wiped my bum with the tea towel.
I threw the whole lot into the bin and the guy was none the wiser.
He slept through the whole thing.
Kaylee eventually owned up about three years later when they were still dating.
He was stunned, but also not very shocked.
Yeah, okay.
They continued to date for another five years after that.
Wow.
So it's got a happy ending, this story.
Yeah, they dated.
I was imagining she got walked in on mid- she forgot to move the bag and he woke up
and he's like what's that smell and he located the bag what do you mean a happy ending someone's done
a poo in a bag well that's very true wipe their bum with a tea towel there's no happy ending
honestly why are we so weird why are humans so? And I'm not putting myself in a different boat.
I'm in the same boat.
When you start in a new relationship, you want to make the other person believe.
That you don't have a butthole.
Like you don't poo.
Yeah.
You don't poo.
You don't fart.
Guess what?
Eventually, they'll figure it out that we all do.
Yeah.
I'll be pretty weirded out, though, if I woke up in the middle of the night and all I could
hear in the room next to the bed was
you know
it would be
wait wait would you dump her
would you dump her
would you Clint Roberts
it was early would you dump
her well no I'm not going to say
on the radio that I would dump her but
you pretty much answered it without
answering it would take a bit of shine off the relationship wouldn't it yeah Clint's like I would dump her. But you pretty much answered it without answering it. Well, they would have shined off the relationship, wouldn't they?
Yeah, Clint's like,
I would have rather you shit in the bag, to be honest.
Needs must.
Brian Clint, his new Becky Hill and Chasen status on TV.
I'm too bummed with the detail.
Brian Clint.
And that's the end of the show, everybody.
On a Friday, which means we're signing off for a
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Who
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Who
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Who
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That was the double
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I feel like an owl
I feel like an owl
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Yeah Let me hear you say Who Dead is Who Dead is I feel like an owl. I feel like an owl. Okay, ready? Producers, ready? You guys ready?
Yeah.
Let me hear you say whoop dead ass.
Whoop dead ass.
Let me hear you say whoop whoop dead ass.
Whoop whoop dead ass.
There's bloody owls in here.
I used to think it said whoop dead ass.
I don't know what I was saying, to be honest with you, though.
I think it's saying whoop dead ass. Oh, I think whoop dead ass. Of course it is dare it is Of course it is
Who dare it is
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