ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 6th October 2023

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

Who is the bird?! Are the coriander Doritos real? Worst gifts ever. Useless degrees. The most wild dating story you'll hear today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Afternoon everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on Friday. Happy Friday, y'all. Happy Friday, y'all. Bring on those rosés. Oh yeah. Take a rosé, a chardonnay, a cardonnet. The pub by ZM that we go to for our Friday
Starting point is 00:00:27 drinks do a special Friday version of rosé which is twice the size. Yeah, it's a Friday glass. Friday glass. If you get a rosé in there on a Friday, it is huge. Yeah, it's, I mean it's decent. Yeah. It's decent. Could be bigger. Wow.
Starting point is 00:00:44 That's like twice the size of a regular one. No, it's huge, but it could be bigger. Right. I reckon you'd get maybe two and a half bottles. That's like the glass. No, what? What? You'd get two and a half glasses out of a bottle at that size.
Starting point is 00:00:59 Oh, yeah, probably about that. Yeah, that's a bit. Yeah. Anyway, we haven't been drinking them, clearly. Speak for yourself. We've got cash up for grabs. It's the last ever $25,000 cash catch up and it's happening at 4 o'clock today.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Plus we're going to sing our little hearts out on Fridayoke with a Friday's live special we're doing, Jojo. Get out of me right now. It's the end of you and me. What an absolute tune from the 2000s. I'll say. 2000s? 90 from the 2000s. I'll say.
Starting point is 00:01:27 2000s? 90s. 2000s. 2000s. 2000s. Yeah, I'm almost definitely sure. We're going to do that at five o'clock. First up, we're going to do Tradie vs. Lady.
Starting point is 00:01:39 $50 cash. We're going to give it away right now, but you've got to win it. It's 0800DIALZM. Get on your bike. Call us going to give it away right now, but you've got to win it. 0800 DIAL ZM. Get on your bike. Call us up. Give it a crack. Bree and Clint, we'll do it next. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Everybody. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Welcome back to the battle of the year, the tradies versus the ladies. And we're keeping score. The tradies on 83, the ladies on 91. Our lady's calling us from Queenstown.
Starting point is 00:02:16 She's 20 and every eight years, she buys herself a builder beer. Welcome to the show, Amy. Hi, Amy. Why is it every eight years? I got one when I was four and then coincidentally when I was 12 and then it's falling to bits so I begged mum if I could go and get another one today. So the lifespan of a beer for you, you wear out one beer every eight years?
Starting point is 00:02:40 Pretty much, yeah. What are you doing with the beer, Amy? I'm not going to have my own. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want to know. You keep it to yourself, Amy. That's between you and the bear. You're taking on our trading today.
Starting point is 00:02:54 They're from Fielding. They're 23, and they are the second best apprentice in the region. Welcome to the show, Tom. G'day, Tom. Second best. How's it going? You want to say any fighting words To the first best apprentice in fielding?
Starting point is 00:03:09 I'll get them next year I think Yeah Well hopefully you won't be an apprentice next year Hopefully you'll be You know What's the Are you going to be an apprentice forever Or is that your goal?
Starting point is 00:03:19 Be New Zealand's longest serving apprentice Yeah Who is the top apprentice in the region? Oh, a guy from Foxton Beach. Yeah. Don't give him any airtime, Bree. Tom is the best apprentice on ZM. I just want to let that guy from Foxton know that Tom is on your...
Starting point is 00:03:37 Oh, no, I better not say that. That sounds weird. Sorry about that, Tom. Amy, your buzzer is lady. Tom, yours is tradie. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Question number one.
Starting point is 00:03:47 The TV show Gossip Girl is set in which American city? Lady. Yes, Amy. New York. New York City. It is New York. Nice work. You're on the board with one.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Question number two. Which of the following is not normally vegan? Tomato sauce, English mustard or mayonnaise? Trady. Yes, Tom? Mayonnaise. Yeah. Mayonnaise, of course, has dairy.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Question number three. We're one a piece in. Does it have dairy in it? Huh? Doesn't it have egg in it? Oh. Wait a second. Does it have dairy in it? I don't know have egg in it? Oh. Wait a second. Does it have dairy in it? I don't know now.
Starting point is 00:04:28 I thought it did. It's not vegan anyway. It's not vegan. We'll move on. Question number three. Which rugby team who wears all black beat Uruguay this morning by nearly 90? Tom? All Blacks. We have to be really specific with these All Blacks questions now because
Starting point is 00:04:43 we've found out recently that nobody is watching. Maybe the other Warriors are finished. There's a bit more. More female viewers. Yeah, yeah, maybe. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one here, Amy, to stay in it. Question number four.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Tradie. Tom, for the win. Postman. It is Posty. Who sings this song? Trady. Tom, for the win. Post one? It is posty. Yeah, go tell the number one apprentice that you just won Trady versus Lady, Tom. Yeah. How good.
Starting point is 00:05:20 It's taken you up a notch. Shove that up your bum, Foxton guy. Thanks, Amy. But, Tom, you're the Trady versus Lady champion. up your bum, Foxton guy. Thanks, Amy. But, Tom, you're the Tradiverse Lady Champion. Have a great weekend, man. See you, Tom. Bree and Clint. I need to know, does anybody in the room believe that things that happen can have, like, a greater meaning?
Starting point is 00:05:40 That there can be, like, more than meets the eye? I guess I'm talking spiritually when certain things happen. Are you open to that idea? Are you talking about the universe? Kind of. Maybe. Maybe the universe. Or maybe people visiting you in animal form.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Oh, I'm so open to it. Okay, you are. Okay, then let me talk to you about this. Well, Phoebe's mum visited her on Friends. Remember it came back as that cat that was a boy? This morning, as I was putting my two daughters in the car to go to daycare, I had the doors of the car open and my wife Lucy was down there with us too
Starting point is 00:06:21 and a white pigeon came flying down and landed on the sill of the open door. Like right next to us. Yeah. Like a baby white pigeon. Baby-ish. Small white pigeon. Teenage pigeon. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:38 It would be more beautiful if it was a dove, but it was definitely a pigeon. But it was white. I've never seen a white pigeon. No. No, and that's part of the reason that it stood out but also it landed right on top of the door so if you imagine I've got the back seat door open
Starting point is 00:06:50 and I'm standing in there buckling my daughter into the car this pigeon just flies down and lands right there and we're like what the hell is that and we're looking at this bird and we're sort of talking about it and talking to the bird and I reached out
Starting point is 00:07:02 and I was almost able to pat the bird but it didn't fly away it sort of just like stepped to the side. And I reached out and I was almost able to pat the bird, but it didn't fly away. It sort of just like stepped to the side. It didn't want to be patted, but it also wasn't. It just wanted to exist near you. Yeah, it wasn't terrified. Oh, I love that.
Starting point is 00:07:15 And then that was happening. And then I went around to the other side of the car to buckle my other daughter in, and the pigeon hopped across the roof of the car to come to the other side of the car with us. So my question is, who is that pigeon? Who is that pigeon? Which of my dead
Starting point is 00:07:32 relatives was I visited by in pigeon form today? Is today a significant date? I don't think so. Did anyone have an affinity for pigeons? Not that I'm aware of. Are any of them white? I know who the pigeon is. Who? I got a feeling Is it my them white? I know who the pigeon is. Who? I got a feeling.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Is it my dead cat? Straight away when you started talking. I knew you were going to say it was the cat, but I don't think the universe would turn a cat into a bird. I think that's just cruel. It could be a cruel trick because she killed a lot of pigeons, so it could be like the universe's revenge. There's only one explanation, and I think that the pigeon, the white pigeon
Starting point is 00:08:05 is Marilyn Monroe. You're onto it. Why would Marilyn Monroe be visiting me? I mean, I don't know why. You're being silly about it. I'm not being silly. So I'm going to go to Ella, who I feel is possibly the most
Starting point is 00:08:21 spiritual of the four of us. Thanks. Ella. Yes. Who was the pigeon? Who was visiting me? Do you have a dead grandparent? Yeah, I've got four. There you go.
Starting point is 00:08:32 It's one of them. No, that's just, no, that's an easy answer. I don't know. Are there any spiritualists listening to this who can help me decide for this? I know who it is. 9696, can you text me and tell me who the pigeon is? Who is it, Claudia? It's Dumbledore no
Starting point is 00:08:45 I agree now that you say that I have the Dumbledore vibe as well you shall not pass I've already stopped that you motherfuckers it's the same same to me how many days till Christmas?
Starting point is 00:09:07 Didn't you Google the other day? It's like 80 something. Yeah, roundabouts, I think. But I feel like a lot of people, depending on what type of gift buyer you are, there's some people that do it over the course of the year and then there's some people who do it last minute.
Starting point is 00:09:24 80 exactly. 80 days exactly. There you go. But I came across this list where they've done some research and they've surveyed a bunch of people asking them, what is the worst gift you've ever received? So this might be some good information going into the christmas holidays yeah about what not to buy um so they actually surveyed a heap of people and this was the top 10 or actually even have
Starting point is 00:09:55 more than that the top 18 if you want them worst gifts received yeah so let's start at number 18 uh an iron ah yeah what do you mean ah well have you ever bought, an iron. Ah, yeah. What do you mean? Have you ever bought someone an iron? No, and I would never. Would you ever buy someone an iron? No, I would never. But has someone got me a really good iron? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Ignore me. I agree with Bree, no irons. I'm saving. Lucy, if you're listening, that's Clint's wife. You're welcome. Sports memorabilia is number 17. Oh, nah. What?
Starting point is 00:10:30 Sports memorabilia, yeah. Really? Like the jersey for your favourite team? Well, it depends who you're buying it for, I guess. Yeah, definitely. But everything depends who you're buying it for. Not an iron. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Point taken, okay. I'll stand my ground on the sports memorabilia. I'm just trying to save you later in life. Yeah. Okay. Point taken, okay? I stand my ground on the sports memorabilia. I'm just trying to save you later in life a fight if you ever buy someone an iron. Are you telling me if I got you a signed Darren Lockyer Brisbane Broncos jersey that that would be a bad gift? I'm not saying that I agree with the sports memorabilia. I'm saying about the iron. And then if it was all wrinkly, I had got you an iron to... No. Sports memorabilia, I had got you an iron to... No.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Sports memorabilia, I wouldn't mind. I don't think that's a horrible gift. Okay. Number 16, mouse pad. Terrible. Number 15, cufflinks. Okay. Number 14, movies you've already seen, which I mean...
Starting point is 00:11:24 I knew somebody who gave... Who's still got a DVD player. I know someone in the age of DVDs who gave a DVD as a Christmas present, but it had clearly been watched, the DVD. Oh, that's not cool. So they'd bought it, watched it, and then given it as a Christmas present. So the plastic film that's usually over the top of it. Yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Yeah, that's not cool. Number 13, a map. Not a good gift. Who needs a map in 2023? Number 12, children's toys. Well, if you're not a child, yeah. 11, joke books. Mm.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Mm. The joke book says, when you buy something in a joke book, it says, I know nothing about you. Yeah, I'm just going to buy this weird book. I've been buy this generic gift website yeah yeah you're a dad so i've got you this book of dad jokes number 10 potpourri potpourri yeah does potpourri still exist mate it was everywhere in the 90s any every house had a bowl of potpourri it would be around in doilies. Doilies, yeah. They usually go hand in hand. Yeah, a little glass bowl of potpourri sitting on a
Starting point is 00:12:28 doily on the table next to the couch. Number nine, a hanky. Ew. Hankies are yuck. Yeah. You know who uses a hanky? Who? Hayley Sproul. She uses a hanky. I swear I heard her talking about her using a hanky. Is that because she's from Wellington? Is that a Wellington thing? I don't know. It seems like it could be a bit hipster to use a hanky.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Like, it might have her initials in it. Is she from Wellington? She gives me strong Wellington vibes, Hayley. Does she? Yeah, really strong Wellington vibes. And that's no shade to our Wellington listeners. Love you guys. But you have your own vibe going on down there.
Starting point is 00:13:02 I don't think everyone in Wellington's using a hanky. 9696, are you from Wellington and do you own a hanky? This is a side poll to what you're doing. Also, 9696, are you from Wellington and don't use a hanky? Yeah, that's another poll as well. Okay, we're running two polls. Number eight, soap on a string. I'm just going to fly through these.
Starting point is 00:13:18 Number seven, new windscreen wipers. Terrible gift. Number six, a tie. It says I haven't put much thought in Yeah. Number six, a tie. Yeah. It says I haven't put much thought in if I'm buying you a tie. Yeah. Number five, cleaning products. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Yeah, terrible. Number four, a de-icer, which is the thing you use to get ice off your- Oh, you scrape ice off your windscreen. Yeah. Number three, a car manual. Who is buying someone that? Someone's just gone to, Ripco was the only store open on Christmas Eve and they've
Starting point is 00:13:48 just gone, what can I get? I'm going to get them some new windscreen wipers, a diet cola. Is number one Playboy Bunny seat covers for your car? No, number two is bad romance novels. Yeah. And number one is a diet plan. That is the full list of the most
Starting point is 00:14:04 Or a gym membership. Or same thing, eh? Or like some of those shake. An Atkinson diet book. Yeah. Ozempic. Get your Ozempic. Get the most Ozempic.
Starting point is 00:14:17 Some people would love Ozempic for Christmas, to be honest. They're like, where'd you get this? And you're like, don't ask questions. I thought we could take some calls this afternoon on 0800DIALS at M. Do our own list where you can call us up, tell us what is the worst gift you have ever received? Just a quick text
Starting point is 00:14:34 that's come in. I live in Wellington and I use a hanky. It's gone through three generations of my family. We even have a hanky drawer where people can just grab a hanky and go. Cost of living saves us thousands on tissues. Does it? Thousands.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Thousands. Well, I'm glad to know that my Wellington Hanky Association wasn't miles off. Let's park that poll and move to the phone topic at hand. Hankies are yuck. You want to know the worst gift you've ever received, right? You know my dad, when I used to go, I used to go to church with him every Saturday night and I'm still traumatised by it. And I'd go, Dad, I've got a runny nose.
Starting point is 00:15:12 And I'd be like sniffling. And he'd pull out this hanky from this jacket that he'd wear once a week. And I'm like, how often have you used it? And how old is it? And when I was younger, you don't know better. I just used it. Now looking back, yeah. when I was younger, you don't know better. I just used it. Now, looking back, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Wiping your tears away. Oh, another text. I'm from Wellington. Use of hanky confirmed. We've discovered something this afternoon. Oh, 800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696. Worst gift you've ever received. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:15:42 A list of the worst gifts people have ever received has been released and Clint thinks an iron is a good present. No, don't put words in my mouth. I said if someone got me a really good iron, I reckon I'd be into it. A really good iron. Mate, you are ageing by the minute. I like the gifts that clearly have no relevance to the person that they've been given to.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Like this one. I got a bright orange swimming cap. I don't swim. How random. How random. So random. I got a potato masher. I'm not even kidding you.
Starting point is 00:16:21 A potato masher. I want to know the thought process where they went, oh, that'll be, that's what Sarah would like. That'd be a great gift for her. Oh, she would love that. I love this text that came through. It says, worst gift I ever received. My auntie taught at my high school
Starting point is 00:16:37 so she would give me presents at school. One year she gave me my gift that grandma had given me. I opened it to find a giant floral toiletry bag. I had to carry it around school all day because it was too big to fit in my school
Starting point is 00:16:54 bag. Next month for my brother's birthday, my grandma got him an Android tablet. I think there's a clear favourite grandchild. I think there's a clear favourite too. Let's go to Jess on 0800 dial ZM. Hi Jess. Hi Jess. We're looking for the worst gift you ever received. What was it? It's embarrassing but I was the gift giver
Starting point is 00:17:16 not the receiver. Okay. It was $20 secret Santa Christmas at work budget. Right. And as a bit of a joke, I got, like, you know, part of the present was the toilet paper with a Sudoku on it? Yeah. And we do the Christmas game where you can swap it out and so on,
Starting point is 00:17:36 and anyway, it ended up with the person who's basically blind and it just went down. Oh, no. It was awful. You got a blind person Sudoku toilet paper for Christmas. Can I just say, Jess, I don't blame you. I blame the game of Secret Santa. I hate Secret Santa so much.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Because Secret Santa at work, especially when there's like new people that have just started and you get them. You're like, what am I meant to get this person? I've met them three times. My mother-in-law gifted me a ladle. Ladle, ladle, ladle. Made it out of here.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Let's talk to Anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi there. Worst gift you ever received, Anonymous? It actually wasn't for me, but it was my friend. Her and her husband own a small farm and he got her an electric
Starting point is 00:18:28 fence for a birthday present. Was it, Anonymous, was it an electric fence or was it an electric fence? No, it was just a straight electric fence. Oh, right. I'd love to know what the kinky electric fence is, the one you're referring to. Get out the cattle
Starting point is 00:18:43 prod. What a shockingly bad present, Anonymous. You know what, Anonymous? Growing up on a farm, I'm not surprised. My mum got so many bad gifts from my dad, who's a farmer. So many bad ones. Didn't he give you a vacuum cleaner for Christmas? He got her a broom one year. Thank you, Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Have a great weekend. Let's talk to Mandy. I know $800 in. Mandy, what's the worst gift you ever received? one year. Thank you, Anonymous. Have a great weekend. Let's talk to Mandy. I know $800 in. Mandy, what's the worst gift you ever received? So for me, it was from my ex-boyfriend's mum. It was for Christmas one year.
Starting point is 00:19:15 I opened up like one of the little gift bags, right? Yeah. And in it, I'm not kidding, was like random toiletries that she'd like use. Oh, oh, oh. I'm not kidding, with, like, random toiletries that she'd, like, use. Ew, ew, ew.
Starting point is 00:19:27 I'm not kidding. Like, it was... Mandy, you know what's happened? What? She's... Oh, no, I don't want to say that because I don't want to make you feel bad. No, no, tell me, tell me. Do you reckon she forgot to get you something and then she's just wrapped something up?
Starting point is 00:19:43 I hope so because, like, giving someone a half-used bottle of anti-dandruff conditioner... Oh, yuck! I see no other explanation. Yeah, there's no other explanation. Either that or she hated you, but probably better to go with the first one, right, Mandy? I'm going to choose to believe that she forgot.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Yeah, I think if it could have been worse, it could have been a half-used bottle of Femfrish. Yuck. You know? One more anonymous caller. I know 800 dials at him. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.
Starting point is 00:20:13 Hi. Tell us, what was the worst gift you ever got, anonymous? My mother-in-law one year got me some flannel. Oh, yeah, like a face flannel. Yeah, because she thought that we didn't have any in our house when she came to visit one year. It was a passive aggressive gift to say why don't you have any flannels in the house. She was looking in the wrong cupboard but she didn't
Starting point is 00:20:41 care to ask me where they were so she just assumed we didn't have any. So gave them to you as a gift. Did she get you the matching towel set at least? No, she didn't. She's got flannels that don't match your towels. Just the flannels. Just random flannels. Oh, that's a terrible gift. Thanks Anonymous. I think I found the winner. Okay. I think I
Starting point is 00:21:00 have the winner. Although I think this product is great. Like I do think this product that I'm about to read out is fantastic, as a gift for someone, no. Christmas present I got one year. My sister-in-law received undies for that time of the month, still with the reduced to clear price sticker on it. Discount period undies for Christmas? That is gotta be one of the worst.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Oh, there are so many of these texts. We'll have to do some of them on the podcast tonight. Bree and Clint. See, tell me, do you see me? Banger. Bree and Clint. That's a Friday jam from Michelle Branch. It's called Everywhere.
Starting point is 00:21:44 God, bring back Michelle Branch. What was her other song? She had another massive song. Yes. It was that one. And what was it? It was huge. She had two massive hits.
Starting point is 00:21:54 What was the other one? Are You Happy Now? Is that the one you're thinking of? Can you play a little bit? Yeah, I can. Oh, I don't know. No, this was big. Not this?
Starting point is 00:22:12 No. You're not thinking of Vanessa Carlton, are you? No, no. I know my Michelle Branch. It was Breathe. Oh, right. It was Breathe. That's what it was called. We don't have Breathe. We don't have it. No, we don't have Breathe. You know the song I'm talking about, though. Nah, could you give us a couple of bars?
Starting point is 00:22:28 Is it Breathe? All You Wanted. All You Wanted. Do we have that? Yeah, from Michelle Brown. I think it was All You Wanted. If you want to Yeah, that's this.
Starting point is 00:22:43 I will take you I will take you I will take you away from here Back up Don't know me yet And breathe. And breathe. And breathe. Oh, she was a talent.
Starting point is 00:22:55 I like to do this in these situations. We just check in with our resident Gen Z. Oh, shit. Ella, what is this Michelle Branch content doing for you? Sorry, one more time. It's making me giggle. Yeah, do you know the song? No.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Yeah, okay, cool. I like it. Cool. No, I like it. It's cool. No, you've said it now. I want to talk about this guy from the US who is so, so cute. He's making news around the world this week because he spent 42 years as an employee at the same workplace.
Starting point is 00:23:28 What was his job? It doesn't say in this article, but it says it was a minimum wage job. I think in a factory. He worked in a factory. 42 years he gave to this company of loyal service. And he finished up at the end of last week. And the company didn't do much for him. 42 years.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Surely, surely, gold watch. They gave him a certificate and a barbecue with a couple of sausages. A couple of sausages and a very sad coleslaw. You'd rather get nothing, eh? Oh, you'd rather get nothing. We asked the question before, did you or someone you know do long service? And then what did they get when they left? Someone said, my granddad worked for a big supermarket for 50 years.
Starting point is 00:24:19 He retired once walking got too much. They gave him a mountain bike. You've got to be kidding me. Oh, that's so sad. What are you going to do with a mountain bike? A mountain bike? The guy can't even walk. He can't.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Well, that's probably why they got him the mountain bike. Possibly. The story, this story is actually really lovely, though, because one of John's fellow colleagues colleagues was like this isn't good enough and she made a video about john his name is john bartlett she made a video about it um talking about how she he was such a loyal employee how long it worked and she put it up online and she started a go fund me page a week this page has been up they've since taken it down because they were like, this is getting
Starting point is 00:25:05 too out of control. It's too big, yeah. Where you could donate, make a donation for John's retirement present. Yeah. So, I believe on the GoFundMe page it raised nearly $60,000 to send
Starting point is 00:25:22 John off in style. Yeah, that's pretty good. Why'd they take it down? If I was John, I'd be like, leave it up. Leave it up. Leave it up. If they want to donate to me, if they want to recognise me, then that's on them.
Starting point is 00:25:34 I don't think they expected it to go so crazy. I think they were looking for like a $1,000 or a $5,000 prize. I'm in prison. There's a couple of mountain bikes in there. There is. This time yesterday, we were talking about the degree that is on offer in the UK at the moment in magic.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Yes, a degree in magic. Exeter University is offering a real degree in magic. And we talked about how useless that would be for your career. Yeah, it's the same as an arts degree. Because you've still got to pay for it. An arts degree. Yeah. Is that a BA? Just kids, if you're listening. Actually, no, I don't want to disappoint anyone. If you've already signed up for an arts degree, great. And a lot of people will have signed up for their degree for next year.
Starting point is 00:26:23 But if you've got time to change or go on a gap year. Gap year. Go on a gap year. Go on a gap year and then just forget to go to university. No, don't do that. Go to university. Better yourself. Choose life.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Choose a career. I might be wrong though. If you did an arts degree and you're using that arts degree, like all of it, I'd love you to call us 0800 dial ZM this afternoon because you might be the only one. I've just googled because this is the time of year where you've got to make your decisions for next year and I've
Starting point is 00:26:55 just googled what are the most useless degrees. Arts degree. I've got the top 20 list of most useless degrees and by useless I mean least likely to get you a job. Right. According to this list. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Number 20, travel and tourism. Oh. Oh, that's disappointing. Even in New Zealand, even in shortly tourism's going to come back. The people are going to come back. The people are going to come back. They're already coming back. Are they?
Starting point is 00:27:21 Yeah. Okay, good. It's not useless. Number 19, theatre arts. Hey, Hayley Sproul's got a degree in performing arts and she's on the radio. She's using it. Yeah, she's using it every day. She does those songs.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Number 18, studio arts and fine arts. Oh, why do you keep coming for the arts community? I'm telling you, just don't do an arts degree. Number 17, psychology. I know so many people who are like psych majors. You know why? Because you do a psychology degree and then you need to do your masters and then you need to do like a top up and then you need to do something else.
Starting point is 00:27:55 And by the time they do their first full degree, by the time you do your first degree, you're like, oh, I'm a bit over this. I remember being at parties with people who were doing psychology and I was always like, oh, okay, well, what do you know about me? What's my star sign then? What's wrong with me?
Starting point is 00:28:14 I'm a Sagittarius, gotcha. Let's race through these useless degrees. Philosophy, music, languages, film, video and photographic arts. I feel like if you're good at video, there's lots of jobs for you out there now. Although, can you just learn it on YouTube? What you need to know.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Probably. Fashion design, entrepreneurship. Surely that's a business degree. That's not useless. Educate. That is not useless. Education is not a useless degree. We need teachers.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Culinary arts, criminal justice, creative writing, computer science, communication, art history, anthropology and the most useless degree according to this list. Please don't be one of the ones I did. Radio. No, advertising. Oh God.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Do you need a degree to do advertising? Yes. Do you? I did a couple of... Like a marketing degree? I did a couple of... No, different degree. Oh. I did a couple of courses in advertising within my two degrees that I did.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Yeah. I've done two degrees. I know it's hard to believe. Yeah. I don't know how I did it either. Two degrees, finished both of them, never used a single one. Haven't used anything. Louise has called up on 0800 dials at M.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Louise, you have a BA and you actually use it. I sure do. Okay. Hello, Louise. What do you use your BA for, your Bachelor of Arts? I'm a teacher. Okay. So what do you teach?
Starting point is 00:29:42 I teach primary school children. Okay. My Bachelor, I've got a, it's an English degree. I'm from England. Yeah. And it's a Bachelor of Arts in Early Childhood Studies. Oh, okay. See, I feel like that's a little different, Louise.
Starting point is 00:29:54 I feel like that is, that's a solid degree that you will use afterwards, whereas I feel like I know people that I went to uni with and they literally just studied a Bachelor of Arts. So it was something to do. And it was just studying, yeah, just bits of everything. Yeah, okay. But I feel like, yeah, I feel like that's different. All right, Louise, thank you.
Starting point is 00:30:13 We appreciate the call. Thanks for calling up. Thanks, Louise. Thanks. Have a great weekend. Love your accent. Bye. We want to know, do you have a degree that you don't use?
Starting point is 00:30:21 That's the question this afternoon. How much did it cost? Was your degree entirely useless to you specifically? Do you reckon I use either of mine? What are they again? A Bachelor of Journalism and, oh, now I can't even remember what the other one is. Good sign. A Bachelor of Public Relations.
Starting point is 00:30:40 I can't even say it. Bree and Clint. Summer Waste Buddy. But if you don't use it, you't even say it. Summer Waste Buddy. But if you don't use it, you don't use it. So what's your degree that you don't use? I did a Bachelor of Science majoring in Pharmacology and Toxicology. Damn, Amy, you smart cookie. Thank you. And what do you do for work?
Starting point is 00:31:01 I work in business, kind of HR. You're not using that degree. No, and I spent $100,000. Amy! Well, if you're in HR, you might have to deal with toxicology if someone shows up to work drunk. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:18 Or on substances, that's your pharmacology. Or just toxic behaviour in general. That's more like it. Hey Amy though, worth it though when you just want to brag about how smart you are to bring up the fact that you've done that degree
Starting point is 00:31:33 because it got me straight away. I was like Amy, very intelligent. That's why I did it, you know. She did it for the lols. Amy's like, I put it on my Tinder bio, made it 100% worth it. 100 grand, schmundred grand. You'll make that back, Amy.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Let's talk to Matt on 0800. G'day, Matt. Hi, Matt. Kia ora, team. Tell us, Matt, what's the degree that you have? How much was it? And do you use it? Bachelor of Primary Teaching.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Never looked at what it cost me. Okay. And, yeah, no, I'm a sales rep now. Yeah, right. Matt, have you ever thought about, you know, like getting back into teaching and maybe using that degree? No. Fair enough.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Corporate life is much better. Corporate life is better. You make more money, do you, Matt? Make more money, work hard, play hard mentality, guys. Yeah, right, I see. It doesn't really go for the teaching side of things. Why did you study teaching in the first place? Oh, like, teaching was great, and, you know,
Starting point is 00:32:37 working with kids and seeing the growth there, that's awesome. But the burnout is real. Yeah, I hear that. I hear that. Okay, Matt, thank you. We appreciate that. Brittany's here on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Brittany. Hi, I hear that. I hear that. Okay, Matt, thank you. We appreciate that. Brittany's here on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Brittany.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Hi, how are you? Good. We're looking for the degree that you did and never ever used. What was it for you? I actually got a diploma in beauty therapy and cosmetology. Right.
Starting point is 00:32:58 And I mean, that covers quite a few different things. Have you ever used it? No. No. That's not what I'm doing now. What are you doing now? I'm an insurance advisor.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Okay. Very different line of work. Well, you'd use your diploma every time you do your own makeup, wouldn't you? Surely there's some transferable skills there. Not really. I feel like I already had the skills before I went and did it. No, no.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Yeah. Brittany's like, you know, I kind of taught myself. I'm kind of already learning stuff I knew. Right, Brittany? Yeah, pretty much. Now, everything you just learn on the internet. Yeah, right? Let's go to Shannick's O's page.
Starting point is 00:33:34 Okay, thanks, Brett. We appreciate it. I love this text. Someone said, Bree, I dare you to ask how many marine biologists are out there. It was the trendy degree in the 90s. Everyone was doing marine biology, weren't they? Everyone wanted to be a marine biologist. Someone else said, excuse me, you'll thank me for my degree
Starting point is 00:33:52 when I'm putting an IV in your arm. Look, I didn't say all degrees are worthless. No, that's not what we're saying at all. That's not what we're saying. We're saying some degrees are worthless. Obviously not a nursing degree. Obviously not a teaching degree. Obviously not a teaching degree. Not a teaching degree.
Starting point is 00:34:06 No. And that's about it? Yeah. Okay. No, there's plenty. People are so sensitive about their degrees. That they don't use. They don't use.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Bree and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Time for the one second of a song No hesitating You only got one second, one second Time for the One Second Song Challenge where we guess songs as quickly as we can to win KFC chicken dollars. We do it with a partner in crime. And Alex, you're joining my team this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:34:37 G'day, mate. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Have you heard the game before? I have. And you win every time, don't you, when you play along? Of course. Of course.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Yeah, is she in your head? Is she in your head there? Yeah, she's really rocking my system. Unless Tabitha is going to give me the confidence that we need. Hi, Tabitha. G'day, Tabs. Hi. Hi, you're good at this game too, right?
Starting point is 00:34:59 You know your music? Yes. Yeah, we're going to be a great team. Okay, it's you and me versus Bree and Alex. Tabitha, hopefully. Producer Claudia is going to run the game. Hello, Claudia. Hi, Claude.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Hola, happy Friday. Happy Friday. Hola, como estas? Si. Gracias. De nada. This is the One Second Song Challenge. Essentially, I'm just starting a song from the beginning and you need to tell me what it is.
Starting point is 00:35:24 I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song. There's always a theme and today's theme, all of the artists use stage names. Ooh, okay. So none of them are their real names. But you only need their stage name, right? Not their real name. No, I don't need their real name. No one knows their real names. So
Starting point is 00:35:39 Brie and Clint, you guys are going first. Buzz in with your name. Here's your song. Brie. There's a stranger in my name. Here's your song. Brie. Clint. Brie. There's a stranger in my bed. That's Katy Perry, Last Friday Night. Correct. Yes, Clint.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Hand up. Catherine Pritchard. Catherine Hudson. Catherine Hudson. Who's Catherine Pritchard, I wonder? Don't know. Must be someone if it's in your mind. Must be someone in my life. Yeah. Catherine Hudson. Who's Catherine Pritchard, I wonder? I don't know. Must be someone if it's in your mind. Must be someone in my life.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Yeah. Catherine Hudson. Okay. One point to Team Alex and Bree, but that doesn't mean anything, Tabitha. All right, girls. It's such early days. It's your turn. Are you ready?
Starting point is 00:36:16 Yep. Buzz in with your name when you know. Here's your song, guys. Alex. Alex. Alex. Lady Gaga.auperface Yes
Starting point is 00:36:29 Oh that's my girl Wowee Outstanding That was very good Alex Tiffany Germanotti Oh Who did we lose? We lost Tabitha
Starting point is 00:36:44 We lost Tabitha We We lost Tabitha. We'll get her back. I'll play for Tabitha. Well, it's your turn anyway, Brie. Oh, yeah, it's me. Are you trying to get Tabitha back? Yes, we'll get Tabitha and we'll go over to you guys. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:52 Here's your song. Brie. Hey, yeah. I haven't even started thinking yet. That is Lizzo, Good As Hell. It's not Good As Hell. Oh, okay. That's Lizzo.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Got a steel clip. Good as hell. Doon, doon, do Oh, okay. That's Lizzo. Got a steel clip. I just did a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100%. Three, two. Do you want a little bit more? Three thirds. Yep, you got it. We don't need to tap at the back. That is the game. Why are men great? So they gotta be great. Don't text me, tell this bitch in my face.
Starting point is 00:37:27 We don't need to tap at the back. That is the game. Congratulations, Alex. You are the... What game are we playing? One Second Song Challenge. One Second Song Challenge champion. Nice work, Alex. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Very well done. 50 KFC chicken dollars. We'll send it out to you. Thank you. Tried to break my heart. Oh, that breaks my heart. You got that because of my really good rendition of it, eh? It just, I felt like I was at the Lizzo concert
Starting point is 00:37:52 when you were doing it. Yeah, yeah. It was very, very well done. You know, we do have the election coming up and I feel like, you know, this could be second to the most debated thing in the country right now. You're either one side of the party or you're the other side.
Starting point is 00:38:10 Oh, okay. And it's, do you like coriander, yes or no? Well, this is a forever debate, isn't it? Yeah. Didn't they work out recently that it's genetic? It's a genetic thing, yeah. Like being able to roll your tongue. Yeah. You either have the genes where it makes coriander taste like soap. Yep.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Or you have the genes where it tastes like coriander. Yeah. It's just a delicious garnish. Exactly. Yeah. It's like it's herb and it's yummy. But it's been in the news because, and I've been real confused by this because I showed it to you yesterday where I said,
Starting point is 00:38:50 do you think this is real? Because it looks fake and it was a packet of Doritos and it was coriander flavour. Yeah. And it looked like one of those April Fool's pranks that they put out on April 1st. Or a meme. Like a coriander flavoured Dorito kind of sounds like a meme.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Just racks people up, the topic of coriander. Yeah. And I said to you, I was like, we need to get to the bottom of this for our listeners. Is there actual coriander-flavoured Doritos coming out? So we put in a call to the company that makes Doritos, and we got an answer. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:39:30 They're definitely real, but you do need to go onto Facebook and enter it that way. But they're definitely real. Is it a competition? You have to win them? You can't buy them? No, you can't. You have to win them through Facebook.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Buzzy. So it's a competition. A limited edition. Limited edition. They've only got so many bags, and if you want one, you have to go onto the Facebook page and enter the competition. I wouldn't enter that competition. I would.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Would you? Yeah. You're that interested in a coriander Dorito? Yeah, I'm interested because not everyone can have them. I want to know what it tastes like. Yeah. Would it taste good? We even asked.
Starting point is 00:40:10 We were like, what can we do to get a bag? And she was like, no. No, they can't. You've got to enter the competition. The lady said that even she hasn't tried them. The lady from the company that makes them. They're that limited edition. They're that limited edition, so.
Starting point is 00:40:23 I reckon they'd be nice. Do you? Yeah, it's I reckon that'd be nice. Do you? Yeah, it's like lime flavoured Doritos. But lime is zingy. Coriander is just like, it's a bit leafy, isn't it? Well, coriander goes well with guacamole. Yes. Picot de galo.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Yes. And you could use the chips and scoop it up. Yeah. Yeah. Coriander's use the chips and scoop it up. Yeah. Yeah. Coriander's not my favourite, but anyway, they're real. That's the bit that we've got to. They're real. They're a real chip. If you want them, go to the Facebook page, enter and if coriander tastes like soap
Starting point is 00:40:57 to you, then this is not the information for you. This is no use to you. This is your worst nightmare. Brian Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie. Welcome to another Friday Okie, where Bree and I go head-to-head singing songs. We've spent the time with our producer making this sound as good as possible. Today, another Friday's Live special.
Starting point is 00:41:25 That's coming up next month at Spark Arena. Yeah, that's going to be such a good show at Spark Arena. And one of my favourite people that is coming to perform, I'm so excited for Jojo. She's on the bill. She's an absolute icon from the 2000s. You know she's only 32? Is she 32?
Starting point is 00:41:49 I'm pretty sure. Because she was like doing these songs when she was like 16, 17. She's been overtaken in the search engines. Now when you Google how old is Jojo. Jojo Siwa. Gives you results for Jojo Siwa. Nah, but she'll always be the original. She's original Jojo. Yeah, she's the original. Apart from Casey and Jojo. Jojo Siwa. Gives you results for Jojo Siwa. Nah, but she'll always be the original. She's original Jojo. Yeah, she's the original. Apart from
Starting point is 00:42:08 Casey and Jojo. Oh, okay. Well, they're the original. Yeah. We've sung the song and now you're going to hear the results of that. When you've heard both versions you'll get to call 0800 1000 M and pick a winner. And from memory you chose Jojo so you're going first.
Starting point is 00:42:24 I think you chose it but I can go first. I would not have chosen Jojo. I chose Jason Derulo as a Friday's live song. We did these ages ago. And then I think you chose Jojo, but I'll go first. Claudia, who chose Jojo? Maybe me. Bree can go first.
Starting point is 00:42:41 I'll go first. I don't mind. Okay. I actually can't remember how this went. We might be good. Here comes Bree's go first. I'll go first. I don't mind. Okay. I actually can't remember how this went. I don't even... We might be good. Here comes Bree's Jojo. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's bad. It's real bad. I've been waiting all day here for you, babe. So won't you come sit and talk to me? You tell me how we're gonna be together always I hope you know that when it's late at night I hold on to my pillow time
Starting point is 00:43:14 And think about you promise me forever I never thought that anyone Could make me feel this way And now that you're here boy all I want is just a chance to say. Get out right now. It's the end of you and me. It's too late. And I can't wait for you to be gone.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Because I know about her. And I wonder how I bought all the lies And said that you would treat me right But you was just a waste of time Pretty good. That's Bree Bree doing Jojo. You know, if Jojo had an alcohol problem
Starting point is 00:44:01 and got wrapped up with the wrong people. If Jojo lived in the western suburbs of Sydney I think it's spot on. I think I crushed it. Okay, yeah, good. That's yours. Here comes mine. After you've heard both Jojo's, you can pick a winner. So let's get this out of the way, shall we?
Starting point is 00:44:27 Nice, good start I've been waiting all day for you babe So won't you come and sit and talk to me You tell me how we're gonna be together always I hope you know that when it's late at night I hold on to my pillow tights. And think of how you promised me forever. I never thought that anyone would make me feel this way. But now that you're here, boy, all I want is just a chance to say.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Get out of me right now. It's the end of you and me. It's too late. Now. I can't wait for you to be gone. Because I know about her. And I wonder how I bought all your lies. You said that you would treat me right, but you were just a waste of time.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Late. Yeah, there it is. Now. Leave now. Leave. But you were just a waste of time Leave Yeah, there it is Now Leave now Leave Disgusting 0800 dial ZM The phone lines are open
Starting point is 00:45:35 Can you pick a winner? I know it's incredibly tight I know they're both very, very good I feel like It is a tight week this week It's very toy She's very toy She's twiddling like a tight week this week. It's very toy. She's very toy. She's twiddling like a toy girl. It's unusual. Get out.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Can we get three, five even votes on our $800 at M right now to decide the winner of our JoJo special Who you got? Who had the best JoJo? The winner gets to perform it live with her on stage at Friday's Live. So choose carefully.
Starting point is 00:46:05 Time for a Friday's Live. So choose carefully. Oh, jeez. Bree and Clint. Time for a Friday-oke. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday-oke. Well, it's time for the results. This is the John Campbell show that comes after the election. Exactly. Where we figure out who the winner is. We've got to poll the votes and do the results,
Starting point is 00:46:26 and we need to hear what they sounded like in case people missed out. Sure thing. Bree's version of Jojo, who's coming to Friday's Live, sounded like this. To which somebody said it's lucky that you both have fantastic personalities to fall back on. I'll take that as a win.
Starting point is 00:46:48 My Jojo sounded like this. To which somebody said, I think something went wrong during Clint's vasectomy. Yeah, I'll go get my money back on that vasectomy. We're looking for five votes to pick the winner this afternoon. Hi, Tony. G'day, Tony. Hey, guys. How're looking for five votes to pick the winner this afternoon. Hi, Tony. G'day, Tony. Hey, guys.
Starting point is 00:47:08 How are you guys? Good to talk to you guys again. Oh, good to talk to you, Tony. Tell us what are your thoughts this week, mate? Yeah, Bree, I think you've done an okay job, but I think, you know, Clint is in it for the win this week, you know, so I have to go with Clint, Bree. I'm normally on one team, Bree, but this week's over. I have to go with Clint.
Starting point is 00:47:23 That's all right, Tony. I still love you. Thanks, Tony. I really appreciate your support.bury, but this week's over. I have to go with Clint. That's all right, Tony. I still love you. Thanks, Tony. I really appreciate your support. You have a great weekend, mate. You too.
Starting point is 00:47:28 See you, Tony, mate. Such a good man, Tony. Let's go to Jada on 0800. Hi, Jada. Hello, Jada. Hi. Cool name,
Starting point is 00:47:36 but we need the feedback for Friday Oaky. Clint's my pick. Gutted. Damn. Okay, thank you, Jada okay thank you Jada thanks Jada have a good weekend I really appreciate you
Starting point is 00:47:47 have a great weekend too we're going to go to Carol on 0800 dials at M hi Carol hi Carol hi no favouritism allowed in this this does not go off
Starting point is 00:47:56 who your favourite person is we need to know the best performance in Friday Oki this week who are you giving your vote to well three is an acquired taste, but after the assault I've had on my ears at work all day,
Starting point is 00:48:09 I'm going to have to go with Brie because Clint, you were just too pitchy and it just hurt my ears even more than what they already were. I'll take it, Carol. I am an acquired taste and trust me, you'll never turn back. I'm like coriander.
Starting point is 00:48:23 Some people love it, some people hate it. Thanks, Carol. That was like a machine gun of hidden insults and that feedback. I loved it. Hey, Carol. You've had the day I've had today. Yeah, I can tell.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Hey, Carol. I can tell. Love you. I love you too, Bree. Oh, love you, mate. Have a good weekend. Hey, Carol. You too.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Love you. Clint. Love you. Have a good weekend. Have a good weekend. Hey, Carol. You too. Love you. Clint. Love you. Love you. Have a good weekend. Have a good weekend. Carol is my favourite. Let's go to Hope.
Starting point is 00:48:53 I love her. Hello, Hope. Brie. Hello. Brie is hanging by a thread here. If you give it to me, I win. If you give it to Brie, we go to the decider. Who's your winner for Friday Okie?
Starting point is 00:49:05 I definitely said Brie at the start, so I'm going to me, I win. If you give it to Brie, we go to the decider. Who's your winner for Friday Oki? I definitely see Brie at the start, so I'm going to go with Brie. Oh, you got my back, Hope. I appreciate it. You kept me in it, mate. No, you're one of my faves. Oh, you're one of my faves. Have a good weekend. We'll talk to you later. You too. Okay, love you. You're one of my faves too, Hope.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Oh, yeah, she's gone. It's okay. It doesn't matter. Let's go to Rob finally with the decider. Hello, Rob. G'day, Rob. Hey, James. We're all squared up here. You've got the power. You're like Captain Planet in this scenario.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Who's the winner of Friday Hokey? I have to say I'm a fan of you both, but today for me it was you, Clint. I heard you were channeling a little bit today for me, it was you, Clint. I heard you were channeling a little bit of like a Justin Timberlake vibe. Yeah, that's definitely what I was doing. I wanted to do that. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Yes, thank you, Rob. Get out of here right now. It's the end of you and me. I can hear it. It's very Justin Timberlake. Hey, Rob. Yeah. Love you.
Starting point is 00:50:05 Oh, you too, you too, Bree. No, you didn't. You've got to say it back. I love you back, Bree. Oh, yes, Rob. That's all I needed. You love her what? It's a win.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Thank you, Rob. I appreciate it. That's Friday Oaky. Thanks to everyone who voted. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Last ones of the week, you birthday bangers. The number one songs on your 16th birthdays,
Starting point is 00:50:28 and we'll play one of these out in full. Let's start with Alana. Hi, Alana. Hi, Alana. Hi. Hi, Brie and Clint. How are you guys? Good, mate.
Starting point is 00:50:37 How are you going? I'm good, thank you. I heard from a little birdie you're doing this for your dad whose birthday is today. Yes, it is his birthday. Do you mind if I quickly say happy birthday? Oh, my God. Go for it, Alana.
Starting point is 00:50:52 Right. Happy birthday, Dad. His name's Chris from TaylorMade Drainery and Kitchens and Dependents. Oh, shout out to Chris. What a legend. Well, hopefully he hears this and then he'll find out what his birthday banger is. What is his birth year, Alana? 1970.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Okay. All right, that's easy math. He was 16 then in 1986. And on this day in 86, this was number one. Oh, he's got to be happy with that, Alana. This time last week, we were singing this exact song for Friday Oaky as well. Banger. Are you into it, Alana?
Starting point is 00:51:35 Do you think your dad will be into it? It's an absolute banger. Absolute tune. Hey, Alana, question. Have you ever done your birthday banger? Yeah, it's not this good. Stick to dads. Stick to dads.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Monique. Kia ora, Monique. Hi, Monique. Hello. What are you up to for the weekend, Monique? We don't have much planned, but my daughter's so excited that I'm on the radio. Oh, what's her name?
Starting point is 00:52:03 Her name's Riley. Riley. Is she there? She is. Can we say what's her name? Her name's Riley. Riley. Is she there? She is. Can we say hello to her? Yeah, here you go. Hi. Hi, Riley.
Starting point is 00:52:11 How are you? Good. Are you excited for mum to find out her birthday banger? Yeah. Okay, well, let's do it right now. Let's see if she gets something good. What is your birthday, Monique? I'm 21st of February, 1994.
Starting point is 00:52:25 All right. That means you were 16 in 2010. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. Got me singing like... Ah, yes. One of the great one-hit wonders. This is Replay. Do you like it, Monique?
Starting point is 00:52:45 I don't know. I feel like there was. Replay. This is Replay. Do you like it, Monique? I don't know. I feel like there was a strong start. I'm not sure. Oh, you mean up against the Dave Dobbin? Yeah. Does Riley like it? She knows that song. Well, that's a start.
Starting point is 00:52:56 That's helpful. That's a start. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more for Joanna. Hi, Joanna. Hi, Joanna. Hi. Joanna or Johanna?
Starting point is 00:53:03 Johanna. Johanna. We love it. Hey, what are you up to for Joanna or Johanna? Johanna. Johanna. We love it. Hey, what are you up to for the weekend, Jo? Not much. Just hanging out? Just hanging out, yeah. Just moved house to Pocahina.
Starting point is 00:53:14 Did you move house like last weekend? Yeah, to Pocahina. How much of a nightmare was it, Johanna? Oh, my God. The worst. I got married in Pocahina. Beautiful spot. Yeah. We're going to love it out there. Yes, don't know. I got married in Pukahina. Beautiful spot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:26 We're going to love it out there. Yes, don't know. Okay, give us your date of birth. We'll do your birthday banger. 17th of March, 1997. All right. That means you were 16 in 2013. And back in 2013, this had a number one hit.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Brittany,am, Scream and Shout. You a fan, Johanna? It's not too bad. That's a tune from them. It's the one where Britney weirdly all of a sudden had a British accent. That's right, yeah. She's like, bring the action.
Starting point is 00:54:01 Is that what she says? I've got to bring the action, am I? It's the prelude to the knife dancing. Okay, wait there, Johanna. We've got to choose between Dave Dobbin, I Yes, and Britney Will I Am. I like them all, but for a Friday, I'm going scream and shout for a Friday. Britney! I want to do Slice of Heaven, but we just did it last week.
Starting point is 00:54:24 That's why I'm not picking it. I'm going to agree with you then. And Johanna's going to take out the win for Birthday Banger in Pukahina. Congratulations, Johanna. Thank you. Nice work, mate. Have a nice, relaxing weekend, all right? You too.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Love your work. Love yours too, boys. See you soon. Nice, relaxing weekend, all right? You too. Love your work. Love yours too, boys. When you have this in the club, you're going to check, turn it up. You're going to check, turn it up. You're going to check, turn it up. When we up in the club. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:54:56 I love this story so much. Can I just, I just want to preface this story with saying it's a true story. It has been put online this week from a lady in the UK. She has shared this true story about her dating history. Okay. This isn't a recent story. She said a number of years ago she got into this relationship with this guy. It was very early days, like very early. She said one of the first times that he actually ever slept over at her house was unplanned so they went out for a drink and then he's come back
Starting point is 00:55:33 to her house yeah and uh she wasn't expecting company i don't believe so but that's fine she's like that's fine and we had a few more drinks at home and then he stayed over. Anyway, she said that she's woken up in the middle of the night and she's needed to do poos. Oh. And she's needed to do poos bad. Yeah. She said that. In the middle of the night?
Starting point is 00:56:01 In the middle of the night. Okay. So she's panicked because it was very early days with this guy and she said that her room, the bathroom was right next to her room and that the walls were so paper thin she believed that he would have woken up if she went to the bathroom and did a poo and he would have heard everything. Yeah. So she's come up with a new plan. Oh, this never ends well.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Shoot, this is a funny story. So this is a true story. So what she's done is she goes, right, I can't use the bathroom because he's going to wake up and hear it. He's going to think I'm disgusting and then he's going to break up with me. It's too early. He doesn't love me for me yet. She can't let down her guard yet.
Starting point is 00:56:46 I can't let down my guard yet. I need to do something else. So she said she's went into the home office and there was a bag in there that she thought I can afford to lose that bag. Oh, like a backpack type bag, like a tote bag. I think like a tote bag. Wait, what is that bag. Oh, like a backpack type bag, like a tote bag. I think like a tote bag. Wait, what is that?
Starting point is 00:57:09 Hold on, wait. I'll tell you exactly what it says. Not a handbag. Oh, no. It says here, Kaylee decided the only solution was to use a brand new bag that was in the corner of the home study. Okay. Right. She said, I used the bag as a toilet and I wiped my bum with the tea towel.
Starting point is 00:57:35 I threw the whole lot into the bin and the guy was none the wiser. He slept through the whole thing. Kaylee eventually owned up about three years later when they were still dating. He was stunned, but also not very shocked. Yeah, okay. They continued to date for another five years after that. Wow. So it's got a happy ending, this story.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Yeah, they dated. I was imagining she got walked in on mid- she forgot to move the bag and he woke up and he's like what's that smell and he located the bag what do you mean a happy ending someone's done a poo in a bag well that's very true wipe their bum with a tea towel there's no happy ending honestly why are we so weird why are humans so? And I'm not putting myself in a different boat. I'm in the same boat. When you start in a new relationship, you want to make the other person believe. That you don't have a butthole.
Starting point is 00:58:31 Like you don't poo. Yeah. You don't poo. You don't fart. Guess what? Eventually, they'll figure it out that we all do. Yeah. I'll be pretty weirded out, though, if I woke up in the middle of the night and all I could
Starting point is 00:58:43 hear in the room next to the bed was you know it would be wait wait would you dump her would you dump her would you Clint Roberts it was early would you dump her well no I'm not going to say
Starting point is 00:59:00 on the radio that I would dump her but you pretty much answered it without answering it would take a bit of shine off the relationship wouldn't it yeah Clint's like I would dump her. But you pretty much answered it without answering it. Well, they would have shined off the relationship, wouldn't they? Yeah, Clint's like, I would have rather you shit in the bag, to be honest. Needs must. Brian Clint, his new Becky Hill and Chasen status on TV. I'm too bummed with the detail.
Starting point is 00:59:20 Brian Clint. And that's the end of the show, everybody. On a Friday, which means we're signing off for a Let me hear you say Who Dead is Weekend What?
Starting point is 00:59:30 Let me hear you say Who Dead is Who Dead is Who Dead is Who
Starting point is 00:59:36 Dead is That was the double Who Dead is I feel like an owl I feel like an owl Okay ready Producers ready
Starting point is 00:59:43 You guys ready Yeah Let me hear you say Who Dead is Who Dead is I feel like an owl. I feel like an owl. Okay, ready? Producers, ready? You guys ready? Yeah. Let me hear you say whoop dead ass. Whoop dead ass. Let me hear you say whoop whoop dead ass. Whoop whoop dead ass. There's bloody owls in here.
Starting point is 00:59:57 I used to think it said whoop dead ass. I don't know what I was saying, to be honest with you, though. I think it's saying whoop dead ass. Oh, I think whoop dead ass. Of course it is dare it is Of course it is Who dare it is Have a great weekend everybody We'll catch you back next week for a fresh week Of the Brian Clint Show All of our podcasts are out now
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