ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 6th September 2021

Episode Date: September 6, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Running low on old chat topics here today Anyone got any content for the podcast? Anybody got any embarrassing life facts they need to share? Anyone? I'm just happy to be here Yeah, that's good, that's a good start Good positive attitude Happy to be here on a Monday Oh, I've got an idea Brie, what happened before the show?

What happened before the show? Involving the yummy sweet tree So I baked a carrot cake over the weekend and i was trying to do a nice thing for all you guys in here so i've cut pretty much half the cake and i've put it in a container to bring into work because i wanted you guys to you know have a sweet treat and i got it all the way here literally at the doorway coming into work for some reason. I think it's because I was holding phone keys, swipe card. I dropped the cake.

The container split open and it landed icing down on the floor. Can I ask, were you planning on having some of that cake with us today? No. Oh, you weren't? I was going to tell you what your problem was. You can't have your cake and eat it too

but you literally weren't going to. I wasn't even going to have my cake. Maybe that saying is not true. I've got it here. I think the issue

is this doesn't even shut at all. Well it broke. That's an old system. I think it's a mark of respect to Brie who put in a lot of

effort. I'd happily eat that if that was what you were going to say. Yeah I always eat food off the floor. I think you should have a bit.

I mean it is COVID time so I probably shouldn't. were saying. Yeah, I always eat food off the floor. I think you should have a bit. I mean, it is COVID time, so I probably shouldn't. Yeah. Is this like the floor is lava? Is this the floor is COVID? Because if the floor is COVID... The floor is COVID. I need some foot masks.

It looks so good, though. There must be something in the air. Is it carrot season? There isn't such thing as carrot season. Because you made a carrot cake. My wife made a carrot cake. My wife made a carrot cake. My wife? No, I haven't made a carrot cake.

Oh, my God. I watched that film last night, the second one. Vaughn's wife made a carrot cake. Oh, yeah. Are they easy? Are they an easy cake? They're actually not that easy. Oh, they are pretty, yeah.

They're phenomenal, though. They are nice. I'm more of a lemon person. The trick with the carrot cake, and I think I got this wrong, is you have the dry ingredients that you mix together and then you have your wet ingredients that you mix together and then you've got your carrot and your walnuts and then you add your dry mix to your wet mix

and then you slowly add those together and then you put the carrot in and then you put the walnuts in. That's a lot, eh? Damn, girl. And then you've got to make the icing. I just don't write walnuts. Sorry, that's too much to talking about wet ingredients for me. A lot of wet ingredients.

Do you use oil or butter? Both. Right. I don't know. I've never made one. I use crushed pineapple in mine too. Instead of walnut? She out here.

No, and walnut. Okay. Lucy made me a cake for Father's Day yesterday, and she made the Nigella one. Oh, yeah. Queen. Hers has... Has it got cream cheese icing?

Nah, it's got crystallized... Oh, yes, it does. I was going to say, fuck that cake if it doesn't have cream cheese icing. Yeah, cream cheese icing, yes. It uses crystallized ginger in it as well. Oh, yeah. Yum, yum. But we didn't have any because it's COVID.

Such a dad item. So she made some. Such a dad item. My dad is obsessed with crystallized ginger in it as well. Oh, yeah. Yum, yum. But we didn't have any because it's COVID. Such a dad item. So she made some. Such a dad item. My dad is obsessed with crystallized ginger. And the older I get, the more I'm obsessed with crystallized ginger. You sound like my dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anything ginger, he's keen for it.

Ginger is nice. Yeah. Things happen. Some of your body shapes change. Your taste change. What's a mum food? Dads have foods. Sherry. Casserole. Sherry is one. Your taste change. What's a mum food? Dads have foods. Sherry.

Casserole. Sherry is one. Scones. Bailey. Scones is definitely one. Mums don't get the scones. Yeah. No.

We definitely get the scones. Mums get the scones. No, dads want the scones too. No, I feel like it's more a mum thing. I only had three scones today. Three cheese scones. Whoa. I feel like. It's a month. I only had three scones today. Three cheese scones. Whoa. I feel like.

It's okay. It's for everyone. I feel like I'm thinking of scones with cream. I thought scones were more nana. That's what I'm thinking. Like nana. And where do you think nana came from? Your mum.

I'll tell you where nana came from. Oh, actually, I have a weird yarn about my... Well, she's my Oma, not my grandma. But she's my grandmother, my Dutch grandma. She sent mum and dad some stuff from Holland. She sent them some COVID tests. What? Because you can buy them over there.

You know how you can buy them? Yeah. The spit ones. Probably not a bad idea. I think the spit ones, yeah. That's a thoughtful gift i guess i know i was like send me some like it'd be fun to like can i ask a question this is not being like i'm genuinely interested to know yeah do they wear clogs oh my uh no uh no not not not wooden

no she wouldn't rock so no one wears wooden clogs? I don't think so. We have slippers that are exactly the same as the wooden clogs. That look like clogs. But they're more like a touristy thing. I guess wooden clogs, not the comfiest thing to wear around the house. Not comfy. We've evolved past them. Not good for stuff.

Not many people are wearing those wooden Japanese sandals either. They're quite cool too. I don't do a lot of Dutch. She does live on Windmill Street, which is called Molenstraat. The street is called, it literally translates to Windmill Street.

What's your grandma called? Oma. That's the same as in Greek, isn't it? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I know it'd be other languages. Who calls them Gigi?

People who call them Gigi? Oh, yeah, that's weird. Greek grandmother. Are you Googling Greek grandmother? Yeah. Oh, no, it's Yaya. Oh, Yaya. Yaya.

Gigi is... What are you thinking? Are you thinking juice by... No, I was thinking yeah, yeah, ding dong. I was going yeah, yeah, yee. By juice. Yeah, yeah, yee. Yeah, yeah, ding dong.

Ding dong. My love for you is going wild. I'm... I am Zieta to my nephew, Jotty. Does that mean auntie in Italian? Does it? That's zisty. Or Zia.

That's a great word for it. They call me Zia for short. Zisty Zia. Auntie Zia. That's cold. Wait, Auntie Zia? Yeah. Oh, that's kind of...

I thought you were saying Zieta Mint Auntie. Mint Auntie. It did, but I think they say both. Yeah, like auntie, auntie. That makes sense. Well, my brother-in-law. My brother-in-law? Yeah, Simon.

He calls me, yeah, Zia Bree. Oh, right. Oh, Auntie Bree. Auntie Bree. Have you told him you're not his auntie? Yeah. No, when he's talking to Jonti, because I can only FaceTime my nephew

because I can't see them Now do you feel bad? I didn't say anything Jeez, break up the tension here There's some carrot on the floor I just realised Zieta sounds like Type of car Viennetta

Do you guys remember that dessert? Holy shit, I'm getting one of those this weekend Viennetta Get it tonight, show yourself Yeah, make it You guys remember that dessert? Yeah. Holy shit. I'm getting one of those this weekend. Viennetta. Get it tonight. Treat yourself. Yeah, make it. Happy about going to the shops.

There's always a line out the door. And that's COVID, baby. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m.

Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. G'day everyone, how's everyone's weekend, was it good? Yeah, pretty good.

Yep, pretty good, pretty good. I've never cooked more in my life. I've never ate more in my life. I bought in pretty much half of the carrot cake that I cooked, and then I dropped it on the floor as I was walking in. Oh, well, glad I didn't eat that then. No, I told you. As you walked in, I said, don't eat it.

I dropped it. Oh, I didn't hear that bit. You should have checked that I heard you. I'm not your mother If you're offering me carrot cake Hey would you eat it No you know why I wouldn't eat it

Because I was keen For your carrot cake And then yesterday For Father's Day Lucy cooked me a carrot cake So Oh and then you don't want to Feel bad when you like mine more

No I'm just full of carrot No I'm just full of carrot cake That's a good idea That's a good idea There's only two people In our house Hey you don't have to say anymore I'm not going to force you To eat my carrot cake Yeah I don't want to Cheat on of carrot cake. No, that's a good idea. That's a good idea. There's only two people in our house. Hey, you don't have to say any more. I'm not going to force you to eat my carrot cake.

Yeah, I don't want to cheat on her carrot cake. I get home and she'll sniff me and she'll go, Is that another woman's carrot cake? Wait, what were you doing? Are you an elephant? Well, you know I've got nasal problems, okay? I have... Go again.

Which nostril? Pick left or right. Which one doesn't work? Well, neither of them work. You've got a deviated septum. Okay, I'll give you left. Okay, left. And right.

Oh, right's pretty good today. Right's pretty good today. No wonder you snore the house down, boots doll. I don't snore the house down. I don't. You do. Lucy has told me that it's a real issue. I've got a special pillow.

And now that you've got the two girls, there's no spare room so you have to sleep on the couch. You need to go get your adenoids taken out. I love that couch, but also I think the couch... It's not comfy to sleep on. I think the couch makes it worse

because the couch is covered in cat hair and I think that's why I can't breathe because I'm allergic to cats. It's a vicious cycle. Why do you why I can't bring some allergic to cats. It's a vicious cycle. Why do you, why does someone who's allergic to cat

have not one cat, they've got two cats that shed. Why didn't you get one of the cats that don't shed? Oh, you don't choose the cat,

the cat chooses you. That's not true. You picked it out on Trade Me. When my wife got pregnant with those cats, I said I'll love them no matter what they are.

That's not how it works. That's what she told me. Let's play Tradiverse Lady to start the show today. If you want to win 50 bucks cash, thanks to our friends at KFC. Call us now. Oh, 800 dials at M. Let's kick off the week. The Tradies, for the first time

this year, are sitting on 72 wins. So where my ladies at? Yeah, the tradies are in front. We need some ladies up in here. We'll play. Did you feel cool saying that? Yeah, I said it on the weekend. Yeah, nice.

I was like, this weekend's great, but we need some ladies. Up in where? Play tradie versus lady next. Hit him. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. All right, it's a new week. It's a new game of Tradie versus Lady.

The Tradies sitting on 72 wins for the year. The Ladies, 71. Let's meet our Lady first. She's from Wellington. She's also from Canada. That's confusing. Welcome to the show, Sarah. Thank you.

Not that confusing. She's obviously born in Canada, but she lives in Wellington now. I'm just playing the cards I've been dealt, Brie. It says she's from Wellington, she's from Canada. Welcome to the show, Sarah. Thank you. Sounds like a Canadian accent, Sarah. How long have you been here? Three years.

Oh, nice. Are you loving it? Yeah, we do. Yeah, we love it here. Good stuff. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He's 19 years old. Ooh, we love it here. Good stuff. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He's 19 years old. Ooh, so experience is not on his side.

He's from Southland, and he is sitting in a loader right now. Tom, welcome to the show. G'day, Tom. How's it going? How's it going? We're talking front loader, Tom. What was that? Talking a front loader.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, big one. How did you get yourself into a washing machine? It's wild. Okay, Tom, your buzzer is tradie. Sarah, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash. Thanks to our friends at KFC. Good luck, everybody.

Here we go. Question number one. Celebrity Treasure Island season two premieres tonight on TV2 at 7.30. What is a word that rhymes with treasure? Lady. Yes, Sarah. Pleasure. Hey!

Nice. Word choice, Sarah. We also would have taken measure. Or leisure. But you chose pleasure and there's no harm in that. Which we're excited about. Question number two. One to the ladies.

The All Blacks played in Perth last night. Which of the Barrett brothers was sent off for a boot to the face? Yes, Tom. Far too long to answer the question you buzzed in for. Sarah, it's multi-choice. We'll give you the options and then you can have a guess. All right, I'll finish the question. It was a boot to the face.

Was it Scott, Geordie or Bowden? Bowden. Good guess, but no, it was Geordie Barrett. Alright, question number three. Still one to the ladies. Sarah's like, I had no idea. She only knows the Canadian

rugby team. Question number three. How many new COVID-19 cases did New Zealand have today? Yes, Sarah. 20. It was 20. She's two in front. Are you still there, Tom?

Yeah. Yeah, good stuff, man. All right, Tommy, you need this one, okay, mate? Question number four. Here we go. Who sings this song? I just want you to come with me. We are the love of eternity. And when the tears of the cry. No one knows.

Guys, it's Ariana Grande. Oh, I thought so. Sarah's having a great time. Let's enjoy it. Oh, I thought so. Well, why didn't you say that, Sarah? Sarah. Mine blank.

Sarah, guess what? You've just won by default. Oh, no, he's calling back. He's calling back. Give him a chance. Let's give him back. Tom, are you still with us, mate? Yeah.

Okay, perfect, Tom. You've got bad reception in that loader, mate. Should have went with the top loader. Wait, we'll see if he can. You know what, Sarah? You've got two points in the bag. You win by default. Congratulations. You've got 50 bucks for you. Thanks so much, guys. Nice work, Sarah? You've got two points in the bag. You win by default. Congratulations.

You've got 50 bucks for you. Thanks so much, guys. Nice work, Sarah. Tom's caught in a spin cycle. Yeah. Yeah. He should have put it on a cold wash. I told him.

Those hot washes are dangerous. Sarah from Wellington from Canada, congratulations. You're the Tradiverse Lady Champion. Woo! Bree and Clint. I don't know if you guys know this, but I'm a walker now.

Figured out on my phone the health app tells me how much I was walking this time last year compared to how much I was walking like this time this year.

I don't mean to undermine you live on air, but you're not a walker. No, I am. You literally told us last week that you take the dog for a walk on your e-scooter.

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The dog is a walker. No, I only take the dog for a walk on your e-scooter. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. The dog is a walker. No, I only take the dog for a walk on the e-scooter when I'm really strapped for time. Right, okay. But I go for probably like a 5K walk every day. Do you?

Probably. Well, I'm happy for you. That's what my phone says. That's what the phone says, yeah. Which must be right. Good for you. Thank you. You're about a week away from getting a Fitbit, I reckon.

I did think about getting a Fitbit. Did you? Yeah, I did. And then I thought, you know, could probably change next week. So I decided against it. But I was on one of my, I went for an even bigger walk yesterday because it was the weekend and there's nothing else to do because we're in lockdown.

Walking is so in right now because there's nothing else to do. It's very in. Everyone's doing it. It's very in. Everyone's doing it. It's very trendy. And I went for this massive walk and I've ended up in this really nice neighbourhood, probably like six neighbourhoods away from mine. And I was walking around the neighbourhood and I heard, it's so interesting all the things you see when you're on walks

and just seeing people and what they're doing. I love looking at other people's houses. It's one of my hobbies. That's what me and what they're doing. I love looking at other people's houses. It's one of my hobbies. That's what me and my partner love doing. And anyway, I started hearing this conversation. I could just kind of hear it was, and I could tell it was two people that didn't know each other. And me being, you know, COVID police, I was like,

what's going on over there? Have you burst your bubble? I literally, I was like, what's going on? Anyway, we've like walked past the front doorway which was like covered in by this hedge of this um this place where these two people were talking and it was obviously someone who didn't know the other person right because you could hear it anyway i was like i need to hear what this conversation's about which is really not okay what a super sleuth yeah but it was I needed to hear because the guy had knocked

on this woman's door because he lived in the neighbourhood a couple of houses down and he was going door knocking because he said, look, I just wanted to, this is the conversation I heard because I may have hid around behind the bush. And he said, you know, I'm going door knocking because my house got broken into. And she's like, oh, my God, no, that's horrible.

How did they get in? And he's like, they found the spare key outside my house. They went into the house, into my garage, found the keys to one of his cars and stole his car. Oh, my God. And it was all because of his spare key and they found the spare key. You'd feel so stupid, eh? Like you'd lit them up.

Yeah. And, I mean, this has definitely happened to people before, I'd say. Yeah. Because you know why? The spare key wasn't hidden well enough. Yeah, you should not be keeping it in any of the old places. It shouldn't be in a boot on the doorstep. Not under the mat.

Not under the mat and not under a rock near the door. No. If it's under a rock, make sure it's under the least, like, attractive rock there is. You know the problem with hiding it under a rock, though? You forget which rock it's under a rock, make sure it's under the least attractive rock there is. You know the problem with hiding it under a rock, though? You forget which rock it's under? Well, there's that issue. But normally, if you're hiding it under a rock and if you're using it a lot, you're moving that rock.

So people would look straight away and they'll go, that rock's been moved quite a lot. Yeah, right. Good point. Where do you keep your spear key? You know, I'm not going to tell you that. But, you know. Well, I know you're going to ask other people, so why won't you tell us where you keep your spear key? Because know, I'm not going to tell you that, but you know. Well, I know you're going to ask other people, so

why won't you tell us where you keep your spare key? Because I'm not anonymous. People who call up can remain anonymous. Right. Oh, right. Is this a I'm too famous to tell people situation again? Shut up! Is this one of those, Clint, is this Clint, I'm on TV, things are different for me. Where do you keep your spare

key? Don't have one, I've got a keypad. I don't believe you. Everyone always has a spare key. No, I'm going to ask people because they can remain anonymous. We don't know who they are. Do you have a spare key and do you think you've got an amazing hiding spot? Yeah, what's the best hiding spot for a spare key? We don't want people calling up and you're like,

oh, I'll keep mine under the mat. Actually, if you do, you can call up too. Yep. I'd be interested to know. It's fine. The mat is great. It's so obvious no one ever looks there. Yeah.

0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696. Remain even more anonymous. Where do you keep your house spare key? And is it a good hiding spot? Because I'll tell this guy down the street from me so he doesn't get his car stolen again. Getting him some free advice. On one of my

30k walks I've been going on, I overheard a neighbour, well, someone living in our neighbourhood who was talking about how his house got broken into because the thieves found his spare key outside. Yeah, Bree heard this from behind a bush. I'm starting to think you're the person. I'm starting to think you're the person who found his spare key outside. Yeah, Bree heard this from behind a bush.

I'm starting to think you're the person. I'm starting to think you're the person who found the spare key. He was talking loud because it's COVID, so we had to be far away from the person he was telling. Bree told me she likes to walk around rich neighbourhoods now and just listen out for information. I'm a part of community watch. I needed to know the information.

Anyway, lucky I did because they got the spare key and got into his house and stole his car. All without having to break in. Yeah. So we're going to find good and bad spare key hiding spots this afternoon. Where do you hide your spare key? Hey, Grace. G'day, Grace. G'day. Hello. How are you? Good, thanks. First question, do you have a spare key hidden outside for your house? We do, yes. Okay. Whereabouts do you have a spare key hidden outside for your house? We do, yes. Okay. Whereabouts do you hide it?

We hide it up in like a secret corner of the gutter room. Oh. Wait, so do you have to get in a ladder to get up there and get the key? Yeah, well, my dad's six foot four, so he can just easily reach us. It's his hiding spot, but generally we have to find a chair or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something to go with. When you're going home drunk or something.

Question, Grace. What if there is like a massive outpour of rain and it washes the key away? Dad even put like a nail up there, so it's pretty secure up there. Excellent. Dad's got it sorted. Smart man. That's good. I've never heard of that one before.

Let's talk to, oh, this person wants to be anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, there. Excellent. Dad's got it sorted. Smart man. That's good. I've never heard of that one before. Let's talk to, oh, this person wants to be anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. Do you have a spare key hidden? We do, yes. Whereabouts do you hide it? So, at our back door we've got a power box and inside that power box is like

a fake little switch box thing and it's in there. So it's very well hidden. Oh, I like that. This is so James Bond. Did you buy the fake power switch to put in there? Sort of.

Yeah, it's an electrical one. Yeah, we just put that in there. So it looks like it's power switch and fuses and stuff, but it's actually a key box that's so good and what was your address anonymous okay uh thank you this person wants to be anonymous too hello anonymous anonymous hi guys how are you today thank you yeah not too bad what do you have a key hidden outside yeah um i'm lucky enough to have an outside lavatory, a spare one, not the long drop.

And in the back of that, up where the water tank is, I've got a little hook, and on that is just the key. And before you get to that, you've got to pile over a big pile of crap because there's a bit of sores in front of it. So the only people who use the spare key are desperate, desperate souls who have left their keys somewhere else. Oh, my God. This is like literally Indiana Jones stuff.

It's like a booby trap. Are you relying on the thought that your spare loo, no one's going to be brave enough to go in there to rob you? Yes, you're pretty desperate to use the loo, let alone try and rob you. It's pretty, yeah, we used to make it so if you had to, number two, you had to go out there. Oh, the Chamber of Secrets, Anonymous.

We have that in our household too. No, the Chamber of Smells. The Chamber of Smells. We call it the Chamber of Secrets because the stuff we do in our toilet, you want to keep it a secret. Yeah, but sometimes you just can't, which is why you use the outside lavatory. This conversation's taken a very yucky turn, to be honest. Well, it hasn't.

It's right at Bree's level, so don't you start nothing, Clint, okay? Us girls are sticking together. We're bringing it down. Yes, yes, girl. You're bringing something down. I like your style. Thank you, Anonymous. Love you.

You're great. Let's go to Brad, finally. Hi, Brad. G'day, Brad. Hello. Do you think you've got the Let's go to Brad finally. Hi, Brad. G'day, Brad. Hello. Do you think you've got the best hiding spot for your spare house key? I reckon it's pretty good, yeah. Whereabouts do you hide it?

So it's not really hidden. It's in plain sight. It's not a good hiding spot then? Is it in the door? I put it around my dog's collar. Oh. That is brilliant. Okay, wait.

What kind of dog do you have? A Rottweiler. A Rottweiler. Yeah, look, I ain't going anywhere near that thing. What if someone shows up with like a string of sausages or something like they do in cartoons? Any chance they're going to befriend the dog and rob the house? Well, she's taught not to eat unless we say go on, so.

God, she sounds like she's been trained well. Can you imagine? I'd love to just see a robber be like, okay, how are we going to get this? There's the key. And then try every different way. I love the balls of just putting it there visibly on the dog. Brad's like, yeah, and what? I don't know if it'd have the same effect if I put it on my eight kilo canteria.

Brian Clint from iHat Radio. This is The Latest. Big news in the fairy tale community over the weekend. The latest Cinderella was launched on Amazon Prime and I watched it. Is it good? It's got Camilla Cabello, right? Yeah, so it stars Camilla Cabello, produced by James Corden. He's also in the film.

He plays a small part. So different from any kind of fairy tale movie that I've seen before. Yeah, right. There's a lot of modern day references. There's a lot of kind of, it pokes kind of the ideologies of what a fairy tale used to be and kind of what it is now and tells like a different story and kind of empowers the character of Cinderella.

Yeah, right. It's quite interesting and it's a musical and all the songs that they sing in the film are actually pop songs. We've got one from the film here. And this road that I call home, so am I wrong songs we've got one um from the film here geez this is big for nico and vince i know can you imagine nico and vince get the call up they're like absolutely camilla cabello wants to sing one of our songs on a multi-million dollar movie uh yes please they also do an Ed Sheeran song. They cover a Queen song in the film.

Nico and Vin's like, this is the most exciting thing that's happened to us since we opened for 660. Pretty cool. I like the different take on it. I'm not the biggest musical movie fan, but I didn't mind it. Cinderella on Amazon Prime. I heard also they've got Jeff Bezos' head playing the pumpkin in this movie too, which is exciting.

This big bald head, the carriage that she rides in. Oh, it's just a bald head joke. Probably a bit cruel, to be honest. To all our bald listeners, I'm sorry, you don't... Wait, is Jeff Bezos... He's not bald.

Bezos! Oh yeah, he is bald. I was thinking Of someone else Okay That joke did not land Also you know Who else is in it Pierce Brosnan

Okay where's the joke In this one No I was just saying Oh he's actually in it He's actually in it And he looks You know he looks Fantastic for his age

Of course he does He's freaking Pierce Brosnan He's James Bond He looks so good And Mini Driver Plays his wife If there's any Minnie Driver fans. That's the latest. Thanks to Pepsi Max.

No sugars given. Bree and Clint. This is interesting. What do you think Kiwis on Tinder are looking for right now? What's the one thing they're looking for in a partner? Hookups. No, I can't have a hookup in lockdown. No, one other thing they're looking for. a partner. Hookups. No, I can't have a hookup in lockdown. No, one other thing they're looking for.

Let me, I'll change it a little bit. This is what information Tinder has released about New Zealanders. And this is the number one addition to people's profile. It says what I'm looking for. Like more people are adding this to their profile saying, I'm looking for this certain thing than anything else. What are people looking for? Clean sheets. No. Well, are people looking for? Clean sheets.

No. Well, yes, definitely clean sheets. Someone that has not just a mattress but a bed base. Yes, again, but no, it's not that. A job. The number one thing that New Zealand Tinder profiles are adding that says I'm looking for is someone to buy a house with. I thought you were going to say vaccinated for a second.

Oh, no, but that'd be good. Bumble was going to add a vaccinated badge. I don't know if they got around to it or not. But yeah, Kiwi Tindies, that's what we're calling them, looking for people to buy a house with. There's been an increase of That's so bizarre.

over two and a half times the number of people who in their description say, yeah, what I'm looking for is commitment, someone to settle down and buy a house with. Because it's so bloody hard to buy a house now, they're going, all right, let me find someone on Tinder. The bank's like, fire it up. It doesn't have to be as awkward as it sounds.

Let me give you some examples. Okay. These are taken from people's bios. Yeah, you sell it to me. So someone's written in theirs, apparently it's easier to buy a house with someone else. Genuine outdoors bloke looking to settle down with someone hopefully.

Casual, you like that? Is that pass? No. No? Okay. What about this? Bank told me I need to find a partner to buy a house. Straight up, straight up the guts.

Is that a good one? No. No? Looking for someone to combine incomes with so we can buy a house using the KiwiBuild $180,000 couples limit. Ooh, a numbers man. These are so made up. No, they're real.

These are real. Are they actually real? These are real from Kiwi's Tinder bios. But if that doesn't tickle your pickle, that's okay. Don't talk about my pickle. Thank you very much. Just looking for someone to buy a house with nothing serious. That is serious Yeah I know

You can't say one thing I know I know They're being facetious though And then contradict yourself They're being facetious for lols It's endearing You know what I'd be more

I'd be more inclined To probably Be more keen If someone was just Real blatantly honest Yeah Like instead of like Looking for someone

To buy a house with. Yeah. Like if someone just put looking for my cash cow, it could be you. Right. Is that what you're after? Yeah. Cash cow. Honesty.

Right. Like a cow where you milk the teats and money comes out. Just milk, milk, milk. Right. Milk, milk, milk. And that's what's going to work? Cool. You were the wrong person to talk to about this.

Mama. And now I know. Mama. Okay, stop, milk. And that's what's going to work. Cool. You were the wrong person to talk to about this. Mama. And now I know. Mama. Okay, stop. Brie and Clint. Tonight, Brie, I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but a new season of a show called Celebrity Treasure Island begins. Is it?

Is that tonight? Yeah, you'd love this show, by the way. I didn't know they were filming another season. It's already shot. It's all in the can. Joining us now on the show, I believe we have the winner of this season. It's Chris Parker, can. Joining us now on the show, I believe we have the winner of the season. It's Chris Parker, everybody.

Hi, Chris. Yes, let's hype him up. Hi. We need to hype you up, Chris. I don't think you actually, to be honest, I was there. You didn't need any hyping up. I'm the energizer, buddy, baby. Boing, boing.

So it's fair to say that you're definitely top three in this season of Celebrity Treasure Island, right? I can't say anything. What are you talking about? I will get in trouble if he gets in trouble. Well, don't comment then. Just leave it to me and Chris.

Chris, are you top three or top two? I go out day one, baby. Oh, you leave on day one? So you've got to watch tonight. Did they make you arm wrestle Art Green? Maybe I broke the rules

and maybe I'll get kicked off. Maybe the virus comes and takes us all out. Maybe we all get washed away in the tsunami. You'll just have to watch to find out. Well, I know there wasn't a tsunami so... Oh, no, there was a tsunami while you were filming. That's right. We were stuck up a hill for literally seven

hours. God. I heard there's a bit of drama in tonight's episode and Chris, I'm not sure what you can tell us about this, but does someone go home in the very first episode tonight? I can't say anything. I haven't seen it and this month has felt like 10 years and so

could you imagine filming a show at the beginning of this year? I have absolutely zero recollection of what happened. Chris, we didn't even go and film Treasure Island. We just literally sat around and drank tequila. That's what people don't realise. Was it in New Zealand?

Was it in Fiji? I cannot remember. Well, if you can't tell us anything and you don't remember anything about the show, what good are you as an interview to us about the launch of Celebrity Treasure Island? I am here for you to plug my Instagram. I'm here to make 30 more followers.

I'm here to get some free promo. That's what I'm here for. You know why I brought you on here, Chris? I've got one question and one question only. Out of all the contestants on this season of Celebrity Treasure Island, who would you most likely to bonk? Bonk on the head or bonk in the booty? That's my question.

In the bedroom, we're talking. I'm going to go with Lana Searle. Lana Searle. I'm just like, what is that? Like how she's lesbian, I'm gay. I'm like, it's like two opposite ends of a magnet. I reckon we would zap off each other and sling into the other end of the room. I reckon you're pretty diametrically opposite from Buck Shelford, too.

Like if you want to choose Buck. But maybe old Bucky and I got it together on the island. Who's to say? Maybe that's the drama. Because you know what Buck rhymes with. Okay, great. It starts tonight at 7.30 on TV2. We thought before you go, we could test your survival skills with a bit of a game.

Yeah. I'm ready. Okay, perfect. thought before you go we could test your um survival skills with a bit of a game yeah i'm ready okay perfect because uh our our version of this of the survival game is obviously guessing songs about fighting and surviving are you keen i'm keen i'm ready i'm terrible with song lyrics you get three songs you get one point for the artist and one point for the song title here we go here comes song number one survivor tiffany's child what are the rules yeah two points here comes song number two song number two

chris come on one point for the title. You've got to fight for your party. It's fight for your right, the Beastie Boys. Okay, so you're two up. You need this last one. You need at least one point to get 50%, and if not, we're really worried about you tonight. We eliminate you. Here comes song number three.

Senegalera stronger. Oh, my God. Here comes song number three. Christina Aguilera goes, Christina Aguilera stronger. Oh my God. He's got one point. You get one point, okay? The song name is Fighter. The name of the game is about fight songs. I am so bad at song lyrics.

I am so bad at song lyrics. Well, lucky it's not the singing bee. Chris Parker is on Celebrity Treasure Island, episode 1 tonight at 7.30 on TV2. Sorry, at Chris Parker 11 is on Celebrity Treasure Island tonight. Thanks, Chris. Thanks, guys. Kia ora. I'm Simon Pound, and I host Business is Boring,

a podcast that reckons it's anything but. Join me each week as I chat with some of the most interesting and inspirational players in the Aotearoa business scene and learn what it takes to make it happen from accidental entrepreneurs to the brains behind some of the country's biggest brands. If you're into business or want to be, then make sure you follow Business is Boring wherever you get your podcasts. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network in partnership with Sparklab. Bree and Clint. Breaking news out of Parliament. New Zealand, except for Auckland, will move to level two at 11.59pm tomorrow night.

So out on Wednesday. And Auckland will remain in level four until at least next Tuesday. We'll go from there. We're really happy for you guys. I'm so happy go from there. We're really happy for you guys. I'm so happy for you guys. We're really happy for you guys. I actually am because that means a few more people will be listening to our show.

Oh, yeah, totally. So I'm stoked about that. And the South Island should be out. I mean, I'm no epidemiologist, but keen for the South Island to get some freedom, you know? Yeah, when do you... You're like, we haven't even had a COVID. But again, I'm not an. You're like, we haven't even had a COVID. Yeah. But again, I'm not an epidemiologist.

Yeah. Release them. Release the South Island now. Just put up a perimeter around the South Island. No more inter-islander fairies. No one in, no one out. There you go. No one in, no one out.

Close the fairies. Close the fairies, yeah. I want to talk about this interesting article that I read, which talks about how much the average person has in their savings account. Okay, what qualifies as an average person? I don't know, just think about what you think is an average person. Joe Blow? Yeah, Joe Blow probably earns an average wage.

Okay. I don't know, it doesn't say that in the article. Sorry for asking. They polled 30,000 people and they asked them how much they have tucked away for a rainy day. Right, okay. What would you think people have in their savings account, the average person? I'm going to say they wouldn't have written an article about it unless it was scarily low. So the average person.

Wouldn't they? Wouldn't they? So you're not talking about someone who's struggling and not talking about someone who's rich, probably. That's what average means? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you don't know where average sits these days. That's what average means. Someone who's like average. Well, what if... Okay.

$5,000 in savings. Is that it? I don't know, mate. You haven't set any parameters for me. $32,800 is what they said most average people have tucked away. Damn. Yeah. Is that for a house? Because people with a mortgage don't have that much money.

I'm assuming it would be. They spend it all on their house. Yeah. It would be for people who- Saving towards a house. I'd say so. Yeah, right. It says that the figure is up about $5,000 due largely to the pandemic.

Right. Oh, because people can't spend their money? Yeah, people aren't taking as many holidays. They're not, you know, going overseas. They're not buying as many things. Yeah. All that type of stuff. They've got to put some age on this

because someone listening to this who's 21 or 25 and they're like, I'm average and they're like, where's my $32,000? Right? Well, I'm assuming, yeah, it doesn't say it

but I probably, you know, and I did read the whole article this time, didn't say it but I'm assuming like an average person probably,

you know, 30 in their early 30s who's had time to actually save some money. Is that why the Suzuki Swift ads, when you see them, they're like, the brand new Suzuki Swift can be yours for $32,990. Is that why every brand new car is $32,990? Perfect price for people.

Yeah, probably, yeah. I don't know if you'd want to spend all your savings on a Suzuki Swift. Yeah. I don't know, mate. Have you driven one? I mean, they're pretty nice. Have you driven the Sport? Very nice. That's not $ I don't know, mate. Have you driven one? I mean, they're pretty nice. Have you driven the Sport? Very nice.

That's not $32,990, though. I want to know from people, if you're willing to tell us, how much is in your savings account? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Dorgan Savings Accounts, a study's been done which polled more than 30,000 people and they found out that the average person has just under $32,000 tucked away in their account. I don't know. It also doesn't mention if that's, you know, a family as well,

you know, like two people because obviously, you know, when you're married, you both… You combine your money. Yeah, you combine your money. Well, you combine the money you're willing to tell your partner about. Are you hiding money from your partner? No, no, no, no, not me. No, no, no, not me. I'm open book, mate. There's nothing to see here. You're really trying to sell it, aren't you? I'm just kidding. So we're asking you guys this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, is this true? How much is in your savings account?

Yeah, you're willing to share it with us. Our first person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hey, how's it going?? Yeah, you're willing to share it with us. Our first person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hey, how's it going? Is that because you're a secret millionaire? You won Lotto and you're sitting on tens of millions of dollars? I wish. Anonymous, I'd like to know, how old are you to start off with?

18. Okay, so you're young. You wouldn't have been surely working for all that long. How much is in your savings? Just over $30,000. Oh, my God. How? How?

Just don't spend money on silly things. Yeah, but you're 18. When did you start working? Did you go into a trade or something early? No, I left school at 16, so I was sticking with teachers and then just started working. I actually race cars,

and just been spending money on that. I've bought a brand new ute through my parents, like, just using their names, because I wasn't U21. Yeah. And now I'm just another 10 grand, and I'll have that fully paid off.

Look at you you kicking goals. You know, they always say stay in school or don't and get a jump on savings. Yeah, yeah. You know? Well, school's not for everybody, you know? No, and if you want to leave school early and do a trade or, you know, whatever, there's no – Have you got –

I think I always – one of my friends said to me one time who she left school after grade 10, so she didn't do 11 and 12 because it just wasn't for her. She did a trade to become an electrician. She owns five houses now. I'm not even joking. You know what I had when she owned five houses? What?

A massive uni desk. I was going to say student loan. That I never used. Next person wants to be anonymous too. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Tell us, Anonymous, how much is in your savings account? $725,000.

$725,000? Yeah. It's not a savings account. I have it in crypto because I don't use banks. Oh, I'm so interested. I've got so many questions. When did you buy into crypto? Three years ago.

And what coin has made you all your money? Chainlink. Chainlink? Chainlink? Hold on, wait. Is that spelt with a C? Bree's going to buy some. You got any Dogecoin?

No. No, that's a useless? Bree's going to buy some. You got any Dogecoin? No. No, that's a useless one. He's laughing at you. Got any Ethereum? I was going to say the ones I know. Got any Ethereum? No. Got any Bitcoins?

I had some at some point, but no. Anonymous, what would you say to real amateur people who are looking into getting into, you know, crypto? Which one to get? Yeah, just what would be just one thing you'd say to them? Just hypothetically. I'm not asking for myself right now. I would say buy a chain link if you're willing to hold on for a while.

Okay. There you while. Okay. There you go. Interesting. It's not a quick money maker, but it roughly makes 600% each year. Okay, well. Well, at the moment, I'm getting back about $1.25 a month on my money. I feel like at this point we need to say the Brian Clint Show is not legally permitted to give out financial advice. Speak to you. It wasn't us.

It was anonymous. Sure, it was anonymous. Finally, Monique's here. Hi, Monique. Hi, Monique. Hiya. How much money are you sitting on right now? 55.

Wow. $55 or 55? $55,000. That's incredible. How old are you, Monique? 23. Wow. What are you saving for?

A house. Monique, you're making me? I'm 23. Wow. What are you saving for? A house. Monique, you're making me feel bad. Don't worry, Brie. Don't worry, Brie. It's not all. Some of it's inheritance, so I haven't worked oh that hard. Hey, still pretty bloody good, though. Don't worry, Brie.

You could have a relative die. And if you milk cows, you seem to make good money. Yeah, there you go. Oh, milk and cows. Yeah. All right. Or maybe a part-time job for Brie. Yeah, I'd love, milk and cows. Yeah, all right. Or maybe a part-time job for Bree. Yeah, I'd love to milk some cows.

All right, if anybody wants a hand on the dairy farm this weekend, give us a text, 9696. Bree's looking to make a few bob. It's time, New Zealand, for your morale-boosting request. Your little shot of motivation after another day of working from home. Level two for a lot of the country at the of working from home. Level two for a lot of the country at the middle of this week.

We're super excited for you. We're going to have to keep doing this, I think, for Aucklanders. What do you mean? The morale boosting request. Oh yeah,

we'll do it. We'll go do it. As long as part of the country, and this goes for any of the countries, is in level four, we'll continue to do it. We'll be here

providing this service. So we're looking for an impartial judge to join us on 0800DALES.NM right now to help us choose between these motivational songs. Literally today, the morale boosting request is morale boosters, right? Yeah, I love it. Fighting songs, hype up songs.

Is it going to be Gloria Gaynor? You gotta lay down and die. Oh, no, not I. Very literal. This song literally fills me with the urge to succeed. Okay, so is it in or is it out? I need to hear all of them first. No, you've got to say in or out.

We've got to move through them. It's in. It's in for now? Yeah, it's in. Is it Eminem? This song's great, but for me it's been ruined by the National Party ad. All I can see is a political ad of people rowing in a boat. I see what you're saying. I'm going to come out and say it's been too politicised.

That's not a dig at the National Party. It's just been too politicised. It was a great song. It was a great song, song, and you ruined it. What about Survivor? If I'm ever doubting myself or having a bad day or needing some inspiration,

I play this song. It's good. It's so good. It's absolutely good. Okay, what about Elton John? This fits the brief. Great song. Love that song.

Is it in? Yeah, it's in. Okay, one more Queen. Oh, I love this song so much. Is it in? It's in. Okay, we've only eliminated so much. Is it that? It's it. Okay, we've only eliminated one song. That's awkward.

We have four to choose from. That's awkward for Eminem. Yeah, sorry, man. Might as well put him in at this stage. Nah, already eliminated. Sorry. So you're going to choose between Gloria Gaynor. Where is Gloria?

There she is. Destiny's Child. Eldon John. Or Queen. Okay. I know who I'm picking. Gloria doesn't compete with those other three. Love You But Doesn't Compete.

I love that song. Do you know what you're going to vote? Don't kick her out. Don't kick her out. All right, she's fine. We've got to vote. We've got to vote. It's just between me and you today.

One vote each. Okay. When you're ready, out of those four, the morale boosting request today is... Queen. Yes! There we go. Here in New Zealand, this is...

I love this song. Your morale booster. Just gets you right down in your diaphragm. It's the baseline, eh? You know? It's right in your sternum. Makes your pancreas wobble, if you've got one. I'm feeling back-to-back queen.

Let's play back-to-back queen for the rest of the afternoon. Brian Clint, it's an M. Brian Clint. From their head to their toes, too high or too low, they're short and they're stout, they're up and they're down. It's the fight of the heights. All right, here we go. Clint and I are going to go head-to-head guessing how tall or how short celebrities are,

and the winner will take home 50 KFC chicken dollars for their team member. Shannon, I'm going to play on your behalf. Hi. Hello. G'day, Shannon and Aaron. I'm going to play for you. Hi. All right. Hello. G'day, Shannon and Erin. I'm going to play for you.

Hi. All right. Erin calling us live from a wind tunnel this afternoon. Let's kick it off. Producer Anastasia runs the game. All right, guys. This week, we're just going to do some celebrities who are in the news at the moment. Okay, great.

Cool. Love it. We'll start off with celebrity number one, Channing Tatum, who has been sighted with his new girlfriend, Zoe Kravitz, who's 5'2". Yeah, hot couple. She's quite short. She's 5'2".

She's 5'2", if you've seen those photos. Okay. Clint has put down 6'2". Brie has also put down 6'2". I'll go 6'1". Okay. Brie is correct. He is 6'1".

That's a point to Brie. I'll go 6'1". Too late. Bit late, mate. Camila Cabello, star of the newly released Cinderella film. She was the second shortest in Fifth Harmony. Second shortest. She was the second shortest.

Bree is... Oh, my God. Oh, it's hit the wall. We expect the same. I'll change this time. I'll go 5-3. Okay. That's quite incredible.

That is very weird. Bree is correct. It's 5-3. Okay. That's quite incredible. That is very weird. Bree is correct. It's 5-2. You shouldn't have changed. That's how you get the game this week. I win. Yeah, wow. That was a...

Short game's a fun one. Erin, you've picked up the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work. Woohoo, thank you. No worries. We'll get that out to you ASAP. Hopefully you're in the South Island so you can... Go and get it.

Use it. Oh, no, North Islanders can get it too. Oh, yeah. As long as you're not in Auckland. Look, maybe you've been busy in lockdown and you're needing to, you know, have some inspiration on baby names. Oh, yeah.

And this is the list... Oh, that kind of busy? names. Oh, yeah. And this is the list. Oh, that kind of busy. Yeah. A lot of us were last lockdown. Yeah. And I'm sure it's probably the same this lockdown. Nine months from now. Yeah.

You might need these names or you might not. This might be a list that you should steer clear of, but you be the judge of that. There's a Twitter thread that's gone absolutely viral where people have jumped on and have talked about the weirdest or strangest or worst names they've heard. For babies. For babies. And some of these were people when they met them. Right. Babies have a strange habit of becoming people. Yeah, they do. But obviously they were babies at one point. So do you want to hear some of the names that were on the list? Yeah, go on.

Let's kick it off. Someone said, among the unusual names I've heard, one time I met a guy called Kingslayer. A baby named Kingslayer? Kingslayer. Right, okay, yep. I was going to vote that one out. If these are for me, it's a no from me.

You say yes or no. Someone else said they met a young girl named Khaleesi. As in the virus that rabbits have. Isn't Khaleesi the name of the Game of Thrones character? Yes. Oh, yeah, okay. I think that's where it's from. Maybe they meant that and not the Khaleesi virus that rabbits have.

Let's hope not. Because it's ambiguous. Yeah, nah, gone. I'm more of a fan of Khaleesi than Kingslayer, I think, if I had to pick. They both are very mythical. Yeah. Someone else said,

I met a kid one time named Diesel Duramax. That's not good. Wait, Diesel, what's a Duramax? I don't know. Is that a type of prophylactic? Maybe. Someone else said, I met a young girl. Her name was Crystal Shining Waters.

Right, okay. Well, Crystal Waters is a great dance music artist. I mean, the name Crystal, nothing wrong with that. Crystal Waters. That one's probably the best out of all those, I think. I'm okay with Crystal Shining Waters. Yeah. I'm all right with out of all those, I think. I'm okay with Crystal Shining Waters. Yeah. I'm all right with that.

Someone said- They're definitely going to grow up to be someone who has like- Recharges their crystals. That's the one, yeah. And that's an eye recharge my crystals. Do you? Actually, I need to bring those in. But you've got a wireless charging pad.

Yeah, they've been out- You don't put them out under the moon. They've been out there for a while. Someone said, my co-worker had a baby recently and she named it strawberry rain strawberry rain oh yeah that's and if and if is it not okay now why don't you like sure about strawberry rain strawberry yeah like strawberry strawberry little strawberry it's a little straw straw Have you met someone named Strawberry? No, I haven't.

No. You haven't. Okay, move on. Okay, yep. You know, good name for a shampoo. Great name for a flavoured wine. Yeah, but maybe not your baby. Someone said, I met a girl once and her name was Jennifer,

but with a T at the end. It's pronounced pronounced Jennifert. No, I like that one. You like that one? Yeah, it's unique. It's a nice twist. Jennifert. Jennifert.

No, that's a no from me. The teacher's going to mispronounce it and call you Jennifert. Yeah, and then you're going to be really in trouble. Someone said, I knew some parents, they were astronomers and they had three girls and they named them Neptune Galaxy and Uranus Oh ruthless to Uranus Poor Uranus got the arse into

that deal didn't she I mean Neptune. Name her Saturn Name her literally anything other than Uranus. The parents are like it's pronounced Uranus. It doesn't matter. No I don't care and the last ones on the list that I have picked out these are all real names Anything other than Uranus. The parents are like, it's pronounced Uranus. It doesn't matter. No, I don't care. And the last ones on the list that I have picked out, these are all real names that people have named their children.

Someone said cocaine. I met a young girl named Cocaine. Right. Another person named their kid Felony, spelt P-H-E-L-A-N-Y, felony. And the last one on the list, they said, I taught a boy at elementary school and his name was Jacuzzi. Wow, okay. I don't know about felony, but I know that Jacuzzi and cocaine would be popular at parties at least, you know?

Well, hey. It's always there. Jacuzzi, better than hot tub. It's classier Yeah Bree and Clint I was having a Fashion chat With my wife

Over the weekend That's right Fashion Do you get nervous Talking about fashion To your wife Nah Because I know

She'll always sit me straight Your wife is very stylish So hard to keep up. I've got a free stylist. I'm literally married. Just listen to her and you'll be fine. We were talking about how bizarre it was when men, and men in New Zealand too, men globally,

thought it was acceptable, nay, cool, to wear their jeans below their butt cheeks. As in low riding so hard that your entire butt crack sat above your pants and the only thing separating your b-hole from sight was a thin piece of undie material. And some people had holes in those undies and so you'd see straight through to the b-hole. Yeah, I remember the time because at the same time

it was also a thing where girls would wear their G bangers outside of their pants. Yes. Guys' pants went lower, girls' undies went higher. It was, the early 2000s was a weird, weird time. Yeah, look, I mean it's when the fedora came back in.

Ouch, that's PTSD for me there. I bet you've worn a fedora. You so have that look. Well, look, I'm willing to admit to low riding. Are you willing to admit to high riding your G-Banger? See, I've never worn a G-Banger, ever. I couldn't even tell you what it's like. Is anyone in the room willing to admit to high riding their G-Banger?

Anastasia wasn't born in the early 2000s. No. I thought the high rise G-Banger was back in fashion. Oh, there we go. Hayley Bieber wore one to the Met Gala. You heard it here first, everybody. High-cup your G-banger. Just because Hayley Bieber has worn her G-string high up

doesn't mean it's fashionable. Got to wear my G-string like Hayley Bieber. I thought this afternoon we could all enter fashion rehab together because no one's perfect and no one has emerged all of these awful trends unscathed. So I thought much like actual rehab, you come in, you state your name, and then you can tell everybody why you're here. I can start to show that it's a safe place.

I'm willing to start. That's bold. Hi, everybody. My name's Clint Roberts and I've been a victim of bad fashion before. The eyebrow piercing. No, you mean to say hi Clint. Hi Clint.

You mean to show me that it's a safe place. Hi Clint. Welcome to the safe space. Hi, my name's Clint and I am recovering matching fedora and waistcoat wearer. I may have invested in a set and worn them together. What about that culturally inappropriate scarf

that you used to wear? Hey, that was my desert scarf. Hey, one fashion thing at a time. Hey, was it just you? Vaughan Smith is also guilty. You're just saying it's kind of all a set. Also, when I wore that scarf, I wore Kanye West sunglasses. Oh, no.

Well, thanks for sharing. Thanks for sharing. Hey, we all fell into that trap. There's nothing to be ashamed of. I feel better. Not the matching waist. Okay, I don't feel 100% supported. Okay, I don't feel 100% supported.

We support you, man. Who would like to enter Fashion Rehab next? Can I go next? Oh, yeah, you can go next. No, you go. Sorry, I just feel a bit nervous. Everyone wants tohab next. What are you, producer Benz? Can I go next? Oh, yeah, you can go next. No, you go. I just feel a bit nervous. Everyone wants to go next. Now you can go.

Hey, guys. I'm Anastasia. Hi, Anastasia. Hi, Anastasia. I was lucky enough to be a little bit younger, so I missed the bad 2000s trends, but I still caught them. I'm recovering from Supreme,

bold, fluorescent-coloured text t-shirts. Oh, yeah. I've been there. trends but I still caught them I'm recovering from Supreme bold fluorescent coloured text t-shirt Too Cool Full School Spin It DJ I didn't have that one Frankie Says Relax, who's Frankie? And why did I love my boyfriend long time?

I was like 12, I didn't have a boyfriend What about those like fishnet like hand the mullet skirts. And that stretchy piece of material that went around your waist? What about the giant belts that all of us girls would wear

when we were wearing skirts or something that didn't have belt loops? Thank you Anastasia. Thank you for sharing. Thanks for being so supportive guys. Ben's going to enter. Fashion Rehab next. Hey guys, my name's Ben McDowell. Ben's going to enter. Fashion Rehab next. Hey, guys.

My name's Ben McDowell. Hi, Ben McDowell. Hi, Ben. And I'm here as I'm a recovering fashion alcoholic. Oh, you're a fashionaholic? Yeah. Okay. A while ago, I dabbled for a long time in really long singlets

that had really long holes on the side. I used to cut my shirts up to make those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're with you, Ben. Thank you for sharing. Can I ask, when you were indulging in this really long, loopy singlet trend, did you trim your armpit hair? No. Should I have? On reflection, yeah.

You're putting your armpits out on show. You're putting it on display, but you're not doing it. It looks like you've got Bob Marley in the headlock. They always show your nipples. Yeah, that was my issue when I wore them. display but you're not doing it. It looks like you've got Bob Marley in a headlock. They always show your nipples. Yes, they do. Yeah, that was my issue when I wore them. There's one person left to interfashion rehab. Okay, I think

I've got the one I need to talk about, I think. Hello, everyone. Thanks for having me. Hi, Brie. You didn't say your name. Oh, hi, everyone. My name's Brie. Hi, Brie. You didn't say your name. Oh, hi, everyone. My name's Brie. Hi, Brie. Look, I just wanted to talk about how I'm a recovering fashion victim after for many years I wore something on the top of my head with my hair

where we'd grab the hair in the middle here and then we would bobby pin it up and we'd call it a quiff. Oh, the fake wave thing at the front of the hair. My sister wore that every day. It was a little bump that all of us girls wore. Not the quiff. It didn't look good. Is this the one that took about six bobby pins to keep it in place?

And half a can of hairspray? That's the one. And I'd also like to say I then fell victim to the second part of that trend, which was wearing a low ponytail and cutting a semi-mullet into my head. It's very brave what you've done this. Thank you. Thank you for sharing. That's good.

I thought you were going to talk about your train driver hats. Hey, I still wear them. I leave them alone. You can come to rehab if you're still addicted. That's fine. In fact, that's the point of it. I'm going to run a trade over you in a minute. Good, that feels better.

We're going to do birthday banger next. If you want to know the number one song on your 16th birthday, when you were pinning your fringe to your forehead, wearing your fedoras. Where's my quiff girls at? Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.

Alright, Birthday Banger for a Monday. We get three people. We figure out what was the number one charting song on their 16th birthday. Then we'll play our favourite one in full. We start with Ashley. Hey, Ash. G'day, Ash. Hi. How are ya? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. How was your weekend?

Yeah, not bad. I are you? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. How was your weekend? Yeah, not bad. I've just started back at work, so I'm glad to be back. Oh, cool. Nice. What do you do for work? I'm a preschool teacher. Oh, cool. Whereabouts in the country are you?

Dunedin. Yeah, right. Cool. Get ready for the rush on Wednesday, right? Yeah. Every parent under the sun. Every parent will be there early. We're like, please take my kids for longer today. I know, right? Yeah. Every parent under the sun. Every parent will be there early. We're like, please take my kids for longer today.

I know, right? Poor Ashley. What's your birthday, mate? 12th of August, 94. All right, Ash. You were 16 in 2010. And on the 12th of August in 2010, this was Topping the Charts. Beepy boopy beepy boop That's a great song

We know Speak Americano By Yolanda B. Cool What do you think Ash? Yeah maybe It's polarising this song I get that I quite like it I quite like it too

Yeah The kids would like it But you'd get Yeah they would They would love it The kids would eat that up. It's repetitive enough for kids. Let's go to Alicia. Hey, Alicia.

Hi, Alicia. Hi. How are you, mate? I'm pretty good. I'm about to leave work, so that's great. Oh, cool. What do you do for work, Alicia?

I'm a receptionist at a vet clinic. Oh, right. Yeah, definitely needed. You guys, I dealt with a vet last lockdown. It's quite hectic

the stuff you guys have to do to socially distance and keep everybody safe, eh? It's really hectic, yeah,

it's crazy. It's a big change from normal. When I went, it was leave the cat at the door in a cage and get back in

your car and then we will come out and collect the cat and you find yourself saying to the animal, don't worry, don't worry, I'm not leaving you here.

Someone's coming here to get you. It's awkward when Clint rocked up, forgot the cage, so he just let the cat go free. Better than remembering the cage and forgetting the cat. Like, find them. Find the vet. Alicia, what's your birthday? 16th of May, 2000.

All right, Alicia, you were 16 in 2016. And on the 16th of May, on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Banger! Topical banger. Yeah. Yeah. I'm happy with that. You like it?

I do. I love that song, Alicia. It's a certified, like, song to get you dancing. I love it. It is. Still listen to certified song to get you dancing. I love it. It is. Don't listen to it now. Okay, good. Wait there.

Let's talk to Charlene. Hi, Charlene. Hi, Charlene. Hi, how are you guys? Good. How are you? Good, thank you. How was your weekend?

Yes, just staying home. Nothing exciting. So what are you doing to pass the time? Cooking, board games, Netflix? Just staying home. Nothing exciting. So what are you doing to pass the time? Cooking, board games, Netflix? Yeah, managing two kids under seven. Not good. Pretty busy.

Okay, Charlene, what's your birthday? Today, 6th of September, 1987. Happy birthday. Thank you. Thank you. Are you having presents and a cake today? Yes, I had a contactless delivery of some cake, so that was really nice. Oh, awesome. Good.

Very cool. All right, well, let's see what your birthday banger is. You were 16 in 2003. And on this day in 2003, this was number one. Oh, Charlene. That's a good one. That's a good one. Shake your tail feather.

I love that song by Nelly and P. Diddy, I want to say. Yes, and Murphy Lee. Some other people as well, I think. I think the vibe of that song plus Charlene's birthday, I've got to vote for that. Yay, thank you. Always good to see you plus Charlene's birthday, I've got to vote for that. Yay, thank you. It's always good to see you, Charlene. Hang on. I've got to pick your song, Charlene.

It's your birthday. It makes it that much more special. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you so much, guys. You're very, very welcome to celebrate your 34th birthday. My kids think I'm 26. Very glad to hear this. 34th birthday? Shh, my kids think I'm 26. Brian Clay, there it is.

Zed and Brian Clay, the winner of Birthday Banger today is Nelly, P. Diddy and Murphy Lee at Shake Your Tail Feather. I said, do you remember that song, Grills? Well, I watched the music video and literally every single person in it has a grill. This was by Nelly as well. I quite like this song. I ended up down a TikTok wormhole recently and I was on a jewellery cleaning page. Just this page.

No, I know. It's quite addictive though. These guys that use sonic. It's like this bath that uses sonic sound waves to make all the dirt and stuff melt off your rings and that. That makes me feel ill. I know, but you don't realise how dirty your jewellery is until you put it in there. Anyway, they put these guys' big diamond-encrusted grills in there.

And I was like, gross, there'd be bits of food coming out of that. Yeah, but surely they don't eat food with the grills in. Don't they? Don't you? I don't think so. How do you know? with the grills in. Don't they? Don't you? I don't think so. How do you know? Because the grills are made of diamonds. Kanye, Kanye's grill is permanent.

He had his bottom row of teeth removed and replaced with diamonds. Well, he would eat with those. He'd have to, yeah. But I feel like it's like a plate. Like, you know, like... Can you not eat with a plate in? You're not meant to. I've never had a plate. A plate or a with a plate on? You're not meant to. I've never had a plate.

A plate or a retainer. You have to take them out. What if you get Invisalign? Can you eat with that? Good way to keep your teeth clean. That's a good question. I don't know. Invisalign is like a car cover for your teeth.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like gloves. Look, there's a story about a 33-year-old man from Kosovo who has had some issues after he swallowed something. That's what he told the doctors anyway. He swallowed something

and he was feeling quite sick. So he went to the doctors and he told them that he had swallowed an old Nokia phone. Oh. The entire phone in one piece. Wow.

Okay. If you thought you had trouble swallowing two Panadol tablets, talk to this guy. I've got so many questions. Yeah, it's... First question, where did he get an old Nokia phone? Well, that's a great question. I don't know, but he found one.

They call them bricks for a reason. That's the exact phone. That's the exact phone that he swallowed. Anyway, he... People talk about getting the COVID vaccine and getting 5G. Well, this guy's just got, what did that run on? 2G. 2G or 1G.

1G. He's got G. Literally. Anyway, he went to the doctor and the guy's like, that phone has a lethal battery. Of course it does. Yes. In sight, we need to perform surgery. Yeah.

Wow. Okay. Look, because obviously we are trained professionals and we like to test things out, I have endeavored to find my old Nokia phone from back in the day. And look, it took a bit of work, but I have swallowed the phone. Oh, well done. I have swallowed it because after that time, you know, you committed that time that you swallowed the AirPod after that guy did.

Good to see you rising to the challenge. You know, but then I hear you say, how are we going to know? How would we know? You could just be saying that. Producer Anastasia has my old school phone number. So if you can just give it a call. Give it a buzz right now? Yeah, give it a call now.

I'm going to put my other phone over here. Well, I'll know because I'll know the ringtone. Oh yeah, well you'll see. It's not going to be an iPhone ringtone. No. Alright. It should be ringing now. Oh. Wow. That's good shit, man. I can't answer you, Anastasia. Oh, my.

Ready? One more time. Try and answer. Ready? One more time. Really? I don't know how I'm going to get it out. Oh, I know how it's coming out. Bree and Clint. I said before, some kids have made $30,000 from home in their school holidays. And if you're bored and locked down right now, maybe this is something you want to do.

Yeah, because getting into you know weed farming I mean we did vote no but that doesn't mean the next time around. I don't buy weed but I imagine you'd have to sell a lot of it to make $30,000. Oh is it not very expensive? Should we do a quick calculation? How expensive is weed?

Well tinnies are $20 I think So how much is in a tinny? Like a I don't know What are you asking me for? Ah acting Oh good Okay

So let's go Let's go Should we sell some fitty bags? Yeah Sorry this wasn't meant to be a Weed economics break But so How many bags would you have to sell?

So $30,000 $30,000 divided by 50 You have to sell 600 bags of weed I mean Yeah kids could do that. Really? Yeah. What, put up a stand, like a lemonade stand on the street corner? That's not how these kids have done it.

Can you imagine 50 bags for sale and you see something? The cops are like, this is so illegal, but it's so cute as well. I'll take two. They're like, our dad's told us we have to do this. No, we're talking about a 14-year-old and a 9-year-old from Texas. Okay. And they have made $30,000, $36,000 to be exact, mining Bitcoin. Wow.

So they decided, I think it was driven by the 14-year-old. If it was driven by the 9-year-old, you've got a real pinky in the brain situation. Well, there's geniuses in the nine. They decided they would convert their gaming pc into a bitcoin mining machine during the school holidays do the research just look it all up online what the hell does that even mean well bitcoin is bitcoin is mined out of thin air don't don't you try and explain it mate you don't know don't pretend like you know you're just trying to explain it because you know I have no idea.

So what you do is you get a little pickaxe and you go to the Bitcoin mine. And you mine out different coins. And you mine it out. Yeah, you take a canary down with you. See, this I can grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. And you put on the song, I've been walking in the gold mine, going down, down, down.

Except you replace gold mine with Bitcoin mine. Just listen to the story, all right? So they changed their home computer to be a Bitcoin mining computer, got some Bitcoin, and they're like, shit, we're onto something here. Ended up setting up more computers.

They now have 97 computers running, and they have mined in one month a grand total of $36,000 worth of Bitcoin. Okay? That's incredible. It's incredible. Each of the computers costs about $36,000 worth of Bitcoin. That's incredible. It's incredible. Each of the computers costs about $3,000 and their dad is a former

investment banker who may have given them a business loan to get them up and running but they did it themselves. It's a bloody Donald Trump situation isn't it? Donald Trump's like I'm a self-made billionaire and you're like your dad gave you like $200 million to kickstart you. I did a little bit of that, but still.

I mean, what were you doing when you were nine? Selling fizzy drinks for a 50% markup that I'd bought from the supermarket. Genuinely. I was getting told not to come back to my primary school because I was throwing rotten fruit at the front gate. Well, I think Bitcoin was a bit beyond you by the sound of it. Oh, you shut up. Just because you think you're more inclined to buy Bitcoin.

I'm going to go buy Bitcoin right now. They're not buying Bitcoin, mate. They're mining it. What is the website for Bitcoin? Is it bit.coin? Yeah, that's it. Bit.coin. Dot Africa

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