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I hate how the producers can always hear us, but we can't hear them.
No, I love that. I don't want to hear that.
You don't need to hear what we're saying.
Let me break it down.
They can hear us, but we can't ever hear them.
Yeah, what are you breaking down?
I don't like it.
Is this for the podcast? Because we haven't started yet.
Oh, well, she's started.
No, well, that's not a start to a podcast.
You know why she started?
Because they can always hear us.
Wait, wait.
But we can't hear them.
Hi, everybody.
Welcome to the podcast where Bree's got a gripe she's dying to tell you about.
I've just realized something.
Here in the studio, behind the scenes, we're obviously in this glass box and we can
see the producers out there.
And the way it's set up is they
have something called Micmon where they can
hear inside the studio
anytime. So they can listen. We are sitting in front
of a microphone. Yeah, they can listen to you and I
at any time, Clint. So they can
always hear us, but
we can't ever hear them.
You know why that is? Why why on day one when i signed my
contract i got your prerequisites the stuff you guys wanted and i've agreed not to speak unless
spoken to oh yeah good i'm glad you got that and i'm glad you shut up claudia do you know the other
reason what what it's because you guys do way more dumb stuff than us off here.
Do we?
They've got a point.
Well, how would we know?
No, how would we know?
We can never hear them.
So can I just get this straight?
What are you more concerned about, the fact that they can hear us or the fact that you can't hear them?
The fact I can't hear them.
I can hold my mic down and talk to you the whole time if you want.
Well, you can go out there and talk to them.
You know my old radio show, Many Moons Ago,
our producer, because we only had one,
G'day Rachie Hart, if you're listening,
she would sit in the studio with us.
Did you not have a producer's studio?
Nah, not at the time.
I think they've got one now where I worked, but no, we didn't have one
so she would have to sit in
the studio. So when we were
soliciting for calls and stuff, you could hear
her being like, hello CFM.
What the? Yeah, weird
eh? At the last radio station I
worked at, producer Ben,
RIP, not dead. He's not dead.
He's dead to us.
The studio he produced our breakfast show from was around the corner,
and we couldn't see him, and he couldn't see us.
So it was like he was in another part of the building.
Well, he was.
And you'd have to lean out the door and yell to him and go,
Hey, Ben, have you got that audio?
And, of course, Ben would get as grumpy as Ben usually does
and not answer you.
So then you'd go into the studio. You'd walk around the corner, go and find him and say, Have you got that audio, man? He'd go, Yes, of course Ben would get as grumpy as Ben usually does and not answer you. So then you'd go into the studio.
You'd walk around the corner, go and find him and say,
have you got that audio, man?
He'd go, yes, of course I've got the audio.
It's on the wall.
So that was a good set up.
It's on the wall.
Yeah, isn't it?
The behind the scenes of radio, eh?
Because...
Miss that guy.
I miss Ben.
I do miss Ben.
He was a sweet man.
Yeah, I miss that guy.
I never got to meet him.
Didn't you?
No.
Oh, you missed out on the mustache.
Yeah, I must get in a ride into work every day with him.
Yeah, I used to get lifts.
Yeah, and I have to drive myself.
This sucks.
Don't you hate driving yourself?
I love driving myself.
Being an adult.
Do you like driving?
I don't necessarily like the driving, but I like driving myself and just getting to choose
where I go and when i go
having the freedom you know yeah it is a privilege being able to drive here's a question
in your relationship because there's always one in a relationship who is the driver
sorry clint's just doing his own thing over here i was gonna call ben
who's the driver we're pretty even in my relationship. Oh, really? Yeah.
I've only got Ben's New Zealand
number, don't worry. Are you joking?
We talk on Facebook.
I've got his own number. Like, you phone in
and call him on Messenger. I've got an Android
so I can't plug it in. Oh.
God.
Hey!
Don't you reckon there's always a driver
in the relationship?
I'm the driver
Unless I've been drinking
I'm not the driver
I don't like driving
You're a princess
No I do other things
You like to be transported
I do other things
You've got the nicer car
Why aren't you the driver?
Yeah well we always take my car
Oh right
Yeah
That's a fair trade
Like I do drive
Lucky you're dating someone who's over 25 now
For insurance reasons
No I mean it's a win I do drive Not if you're dating someone who's over 25 now for insurance reasons.
I mean, it's a win.
I do drive.
Not if you're Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just not as, yeah.
I've just realized none of Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriends would have been legally allowed to drive his Prius
because they're all under the age of 25.
I don't think he even drives his Prius.
Are you joking?
No, he's got a Prius.
He's Mr. Environment. He's got a Prius He's Mr Environment He's got a Prius but then he also has a
Superyacht
Yeah he's Mr Environment so that's why
He always recycles his girlfriend
Imagine you're waiting for an Uber and you hop in the
Wrong car and Leo DiCaprio is just in the front
Exactly right he's like show me your ID
Does he actually drive a Prius?
Yeah, he does.
Well, he probably also has multiple other cars.
I don't think he does have a super yacht, by the way,
but he goes on super yachts.
Is he an Uber driver?
No, he's not an Uber driver.
You know, that's only a thing here in New Zealand.
What?
That Ubers are Priuses.
They're all Priuses.
Like in Australia, Ubers, well, it might have changed.
The Holden Commodores.
It might have changed over the years, but every Uber is different.
I get weirded out when it's not a Prius that shows up.
Same.
No, I love it.
I'm so used to it.
Like, it looks really official.
But then a Suzuki Swift pulls up and you're like, oh.
A Toyota Camry turns up and you're like, ooh, extra room.
I got taken home in a very nice Peugeot the other day.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, Peugeot 206. Have you seen the
I think it's a Bluebubble, shout out
Bluebubble, they have a Tesla.
Have you seen that one?
Bluebubble like the Auckland co-op. Anything to try
and get people using taxis again.
I saw it at the airport once.
Me and my
partner and some of our
friends went out for dinner at this fancy place
on the weekend. And one of our friends went out for dinner at this fancy place on the weekend and one of our friends is a very um successful surgeon oh yeah and it was so funny at the end
like when we're all because we're all going to go back to her place for a few more drinks
and a nip tuck and a nip and a tuck and a bit of botox no um anyway so we went downstairs
and it was so funny because she got into a taxi.
She was like, I can't be bothered waiting for an Uber.
I'm just going to get into a taxi.
And then a bunch of us piled into the taxi and then all of us and then the rest of us
plebs had to get Ubers.
But because she's obviously rich.
Yeah.
Doesn't care about the bill.
I was like, I have not been in a taxi in, I can't remember how long.
It's a weird world we live in when you have to be rich
to take a taxi yeah like times have changed that happened to my friend on the weekend as well i got
a six dollar uber and she was too drunk so she got a taxi and it was 40 bucks yeah you just watch
that meter going up who remembers and this is a flashback i had the other day because i drove past
a house that we used to party at a lot and do you remember when you were partying at someone's house before town
and then you're like, all right, let's all go to town.
I'll call a taxi.
So you would ring the taxi company and ask for a taxi
and they'd go, there's like a 40-minute wait on taxis.
So you go, okay, sweet, that's fine.
Can we get a van?
And they'll be like, well, we'll send whatever's available first.
If we don't have a van, we accept two cars.
You're like, yeah, okay, fine.
And then you just waited.
You literally had no idea
when that taxi was going to arrive.
That's right.
And sometimes it didn't arrive.
And it would be,
you know, the worst situation
is when you had to go
to the airport
and you just didn't know
when the taxi was going to turn up.
But it was normal.
It was completely normal.
It is relatable, Claude. Don't you talk a shuttle, not a taxi? Just catch the airport bus. But it was normal. Not relatable. It was completely normal. It is relatable, Claude.
Don't you talk a shuttle, not a taxi?
Just catch the airport bus.
It's a shuttle.
They didn't have those back in the day.
That's only a new.
It's your parents to drop you off.
It's a new environmental thing.
Wait, are we the rich people catching taxis?
It's starting to feel like it.
I caught one of those real fancy taxis last week.
Oh, a corporate cab?
Corporate cab.
Yeah.
I had one booked for me last week.
Yeah, that's nice, eh?
Yeah, that was real nice.
I was like, this smells delightful.
Who booked you a corporate cab?
To go to the Celebrity Treasure Island premiere.
Oh, yeah, that's good shit.
Because I was hosting it, so I had to be there,
so they were like, we'll book you a cab.
Yeah, order me an Uber Black, please. Is that the good one, Uber Black? Uber Black? Yeah. Because I was hosting it, so I had to be there, so they were like, we'll book you a cab.
Order me an Uber Black, please.
Is that the good one?
Uber Black?
Uber Black?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, we've got to get out of here.
My taxi's waiting.
Enjoy the podcast, everybody.
Bye.
Bye.
I'm coming in.
Well, howdy, pilgrim.
What time is it?
Three, two, one.
It is Bree and Clint.
Afternoon everybody, welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint.
G'day everyone, did you tune in for Treasure Island last night?
I did see the opening episode of Treasure Island.
What did you think?
They have spent some serious money.
Holy crap, there's downed planes, there's parachutes all over the place.
I know.
It's so high end. Do you want to know some behind the... Except for the accommodation, that's downed planes, there's parachutes all over the place. I know. It's so high end.
Do you want to know some behind the scenes? Except for the accommodation, that's still dog tugger.
Yeah.
I mean, it's better than, you know, Survivor.
Is it?
Yeah, well, on Survivor they sleep on the ground.
What about that shack they call the wind tunnel?
I wouldn't want to sleep there.
That place is the worst camp by far.
Do you want to hear some behind the scenes insights?
Yeah.
So, you know, at the end of the episode, that full on plane that's crashed into that arena.
Yeah.
You know, that isn't a real plane.
I assume they didn't actually crash a plane.
No, but, you know, it could have been a plane that they had got there.
I see what you mean.
So what is it?
It's fully made out of plywood.
Is it?
Yeah.
Geez, some people are telling today.
I was shocked because even like up close and personal,
I was like, oh, that's a real plane.
And then I went around the back of it and I was like, oh my God,
someone has literally made this.
What about how they used to make planes out of wood?
Screw that.
Screw that.
I mean.
They used to make planes out of canvas.
Yeah, I don't want to.
Imagine going up in a plane made out of material.
For someone who's got a fear of flying, I don't want to think about it.
I don't even want to think about it.
Hey, today on the show, we've got our new friend.
I was going to say good friend, but we've only really just made friends with her.
Georgia Lyons is on the show.
We're going to be great friends.
We're going to be the best of friends.
She's gonna take us for drinks in her hometown
of Tauranga, but today, after 4 o'clock
she's gonna come in. We're gonna chat to her about
being part of Wire to Anthems this year.
I know, how exciting. And we're gonna
play her song as well. Yes, we
are. Let's kick the show off with Tradiverse Lady
though. If you wanna win 50 bucks cash,
thanks to KFC, you should give us a call
right now.
Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradies versus Lady.
All right, score update for you.
The Ladies, I believe picking up a win yesterday brings them to 64 wins,
but the Tradies can't be caught on 78 for the year.
Let's go to our Lady first.
She's dialing in from the Hawke's Bay.
She's 19 years old and she is studying in Christchurch.
Please welcome to the show, Laura.
G'day, Laura.
Hi.
Wait, so you're in Hawke's Bay or Christchurch right now?
Hawke's Bay.
Right, it was snowing in Christchurch this morning, wasn't it?
I know, I'm a bit jealous.
Yeah.
For one time.
It's quite cold.
What are you studying in Christchurch, Laura?
Ah, commerce. I, comma.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to pretend I know what that is.
Money.
Yep.
I know what it is.
You're taking on our trainee today.
He's 26 years old.
He's from Tamaki, Makoto,
and he is the biggest Liverpool football club supporter in New Zealand.
Welcome to the show.
It's Mike.
Oh, that's the wrong button.
G'day, Mike.
G'day.
How are you going?
Good, thanks.
Hey, Mike, are you watching that show where Ryan Reynolds and his friend have bought that
small soccer club?
No, I'm not.
What is that called?
They've bought like the third oldest club in the world in Wales.
Mate, you need to watch it.
They're trying to restore it. Kind of like a real-life Ted Lasso story.
I'll be giving that a search tonight.
And the whole aim, Mike, is for them to come up from one of the lower leagues
into one of the better leagues.
It's quite interesting.
It's called Welcome to Rexham.
Welcome to Rexham.
Oh, yeah.
Give it a watch.
There you go.
Mike, your buzzer's tradie today.
Laura, your buzzer is lady.
First person to score three points in this game
is going home with 50 bucks cash from KFC.
Good luck.
All right, here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Nicki Minaj is back with her new song, Super Freaky Girl.
Name one of her two famous musical alter egos.
It's quite a hard one.
It's quite a hard question. It's quite a hard question.
You're a bit young.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm struggling now.
She raps as these different characters.
It was early in her career.
Let's buzz it out and give the answer out.
You would have accepted Roman or Barbie as the answers for that question.
No points there.
Question number two.
How many thousands are there in one million?
Lady.
Yes, Laura.
One million.
One million thousands is incorrect.
Mike.
How many thousands in a million, Mike?
100.
100,000 is incorrect.
We are looking for 1,000.
There are 1,000 thousands in a million.
So we had you on either side of the answer,
but no points there for anyone.
Question number three.
Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song.
Laura's in.
Yes, Laura's in there.
Ellie Goulding.
That is on the money for that movie Fifty Shades of Grey, I believe.
Yeah, you liked that movie, eh?
I didn't mind it.
It was okay.
Question number four, one to the ladies.
What is longer, a nautical mile or a mile?
Trudy.
Yes, Mike.
A mile.
I mean, it was a 50-50.
May as well give it a go.
It's a nautical mile, which is 1.15 miles.
How confusing.
Question number five.
What sport does Olympic legend Simone Biles
compete in? Lady. Yes, Laura.
Gymnastics. That is correct.
Two to the ladies, none to the tradies.
Question number six. What language
do they predominantly speak in Brazil?
Is it Spanish?
Yeah, Mike.
Portuguese. That is correct.
Question number seven.
Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
ByteDance is the Chinese company that owns...
Tradies.
Yes, Mike?
TikTok.
Oh.
We are down to a tie-break question.
You've tied us up and we've run out of questions.
It's taken seven questions to get a tie-break.
I've got a question.
All right.
All right. All right.
Announce today
which Australian musical duo
said that they would split
and go solo.
I'll give you a hint.
They're twins.
Katie.
Yes, Mike.
For the win.
The Veronicas?
He's got it.
What a comeback.
That was a major comeback, Mike.
Congratulations, you're going home with $50 cash thanks to KFC.
Yo beauty, thank you.
Yo beauty.
Mike, that was like a final shootout in a game of football.
You took it out.
The pitfalls of loaning money to friends.
Have you done it out of the goodness of your heart
where you're like, I'll help out a mate,
maybe even family member,
and then they've done the dirty on you?
No, you wish you weren't such a good damn person.
You can't help it that you've got such a good heart
and people take advantage of you.
So talk people out of lending money to their friends and whānau this afternoon.
Kyle's here.
Hi, Kyle.
Hi, Kyle.
Hi, how are yous doing?
Good, thanks.
Kyle, who did you lend money to?
Well, it was kind of the opposite way around.
My cousin used to lend a little bit of money to me.
Okay.
It wasn't all that much.
And he asked one day,
I've met this girl, can I
possibly move in and stay with you
for a couple of weeks until I get on my feet?
Yeah. I was like, oh yeah, that's alright, all good.
Then a month goes by and
I'm like, oh, you're making me pitch in a bit of rent
and he's like, oh, no, you've borrowed
money off me over the last
few months, you know, I should be able to stay here
for free. Oh! Yeah.
Wait a minute.
And he was working at the freezing brick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he wasn't exactly poor.
Yeah, okay.
Kyle, had you paid back the money, though, that you'd borrowed from time to time?
No.
Oh.
Okay, hang on a second.
Kyle.
No, no, no, no, wait.
So you're still in debt.
He kind of had a point there, Kyle.
Around about how much money had you borrowed off him over time?
Maybe $200. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Over a six-month period point there, Kyle. Around about how much money had you borrowed off him over time? Maybe $200.
Oh, okay.
Over a six-month period.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, that doesn't really...
It's definitely a week's rent,
so he could have got a free week out of you.
A hundred bucks a week.
Yeah, right.
It was sufficient for two people.
Two weeks then, yeah.
Yeah, I see your point, Kyle.
Swings and roundabouts.
I see your point.
I had to disconnect the power in the end to get him out.
I mean, you're crafty, Kyle.
I reckon they should make a reality TV show about it.
What's your cousin's name, Kyle?
Oh, I better not say his name in case he's listening.
Okay, Kyle and cousin.
Kyle and cousin.
I'd watch that show.
Sarah's here.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, guys.
Who did you lend money to and how much?
Well, my story is slightly different.
Last week I was doing groceries and the lady at the checkout behind me
had done all her groceries and she had a small kid with her
and she was like, oh, shoot, I forgot my e-post card.
Oh, no.
How long can I leave my things here?
Like all panicky, baby getting upset.
So I was like, look, I'll pay for your groceries and you just pay me back.
And she was like, oh, really?
I was like, it's no problem.
Wait, so did you not know this person, Sarah?
No, no.
She was just a lady in the supermarket.
Oh, that's nice of you, Sarah.
I went to pay and I was like, oh, shoot.
It's $360.
Her groceries were $360? Yeah. Yeah, okay. And she was like, oh, shoot, it's $360. Her groceries were $360?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
And she was like, I'll pay you back, I promise.
I was like, okay, no worries.
What's your name and your number?
And she gave me her name and I typed her number on my phone.
And she left, I left.
I went to do a few things and then I got home and I was telling my husband how much of a lovely person I am and I was like, shoot, I better send her our account number.
And he was like, yeah, you better bloody do that.
So I went to send her my account number and I was like, oh, I can't remember her name.
And my husband was like, what?
So her number is in your phone somewhere,
but you have no idea what it's under?
Yeah, I looked through all my contacts.
I Googled how to find, like, recently added,
and I couldn't find it.
So it's not even her fault.
It's not even her fault that she hasn't paid you back.
No, it's me.
Sarah, I thought you were going to say that you got scammed.
Yeah, she did a runner.
But you scammed yourself, Sarah.
Yeah, my husband was.
Would you like to do a PSA on the radio right now?
What supermarket were you at?
I can tell you it was Te Ao Mutu Pack and Save at 11.30 last Tuesday.
Oh, wait, so this was last week.
We might be able to find this woman.
I mean, she probably doesn't want to be found.
I wouldn't come forward, no.
I put her on the Te Aumutu Facebook page.
I was like, hey, if I give you some money, can you visit me?
Please call me.
Because I'm a nursing student on placement for seven weeks,
40 hours a week, no pay.
Oh, they'll teach you for being a good person.
Oh, bless your heart, Sarah.
Someone will pay for my groceries one day.
They will.
You paid it forward, so someone will one day. Bless your big forgetful heart, Sarah. Someone will pay for my groceries one day. Someone, they will. You paid it forward, so someone will one day.
Bless your big forgetful heart, Sarah.
We haven't got much time left, so let's get this really quickly.
Anonymous, who did you lend money to and how much?
Hey, it wasn't actually me.
It was my husband who lent the money.
Oh, no.
What did he do, Anonymous?
Okay, so he lent his best friend, one of his best friends, $40,000.
Okay, and what happened?
$40,000.
For a business.
Yeah.
For a business.
Yeah.
And the business went bust, and they took off to Australia, and he never saw a penny.
Wait, so he never saw a penny.
Did he ever see his best mate again?
I don't think so.
I know.
They're no longer friends.
$40,000.
I did a Facebook stalk and found them.
But yeah, it was before we met.
So it was all done with a legal document.
And yeah, meant to be interest as well.
So there's $48,000.
At least the age-old question was answered.
How much was your friendship worth?
About $40,000.
Yeah, but exactly $40,000.
About $40,000.
It's time to get the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest.
Dean, this is breaking news, but obviously Jaden Federline,
Britney Spears' son, appeared on a 60 Minutes interview,
which was quite revealing and quite traumatic.
And Britney Spears has now released a voice memo
in regards to that interview.
She has.
She's posted the voice memo on her Instagram just a few hours ago.
It might even be gone by now.
You know, she likes to post and delete things.
Here's what she said.
She actually referred to him and addressed him.
She said, you were just like my other family.
This is her son.
You were just like my other family.
You secretly loved looking at me like something was wrong with me.
I didn't need a family that was hiding in houses and whispering about me.
I paid for every beeping thing in both homes.
I need unconditional love and support.
So Britney Spears has just gone in on her son.
I was a little bit surprised that she went there.
I know that she's obviously attacked the rest of her family, rightfully so,
for everything they've done.
But I was not expecting at all that she would address Jaden.
But I guess the interview with 60 Minutes was very triggering.
It was actually filmed a few months ago, by the way.
The 60 Minutes interview, it was aired just days ago or whatever,
but it was filmed quite a while ago.
So go and check it out on her Instagram.
We've got some of the voice memo here, just in case it's been taken down.
Have a listen.
This is the voice memo Brittany has released towards her son,
but posted publicly on her gram.
So, Jaden, as you undermine my behavior, just like my whole family always has,
with I hope she gets better, I will pray for her.
Pray for what?
I keep working so I can pay off mom's legal fees in her house.
Do you guys want me to get better so I can continue to give your dad $40,000 a month?
Or is the reasoning behind you guys deciding to be hateful
is because it's actually over in two years and you don't get anything?
I will say it.
I sat in that kitchen and looked you straight in the eyes, beautiful boy,
and said, how come I can't see you guys anymore?
Or just see you guys more?
Well, that's really sad.
It's so heart-wrenching. Dean, is this the son who went live on Britney's Instagram that time
and said all those things about his granddad?
Is it that son?
It might have been that.
Oh, that's a good question.
I'm not sure who it is.
It might have been, actually.
I just, yeah, the relationship with the sons always seemed like she was so dedicated to
him.
And clearly, even if you listen to that voice message, she still is.
But yeah, it just was very surprising that she's kind of, this is really sad.
This is sad.
This is really sad.
The saddest part for me is that we thought, you know, after such a long battle, like 12 years being in that conservatorship and being controlled,
finally when she was freed, we thought she would actually have some relief
and some peace in her life.
And it just seems like it hasn't happened for her.
And it's just gutting to watch.
There's clearly still a toxic situation to be worked through.
But that is the latest on Britney, live out of Los Angeles,
with our Britney expert,
Dean McCarthy.
Last week we talked about
what car gave women
the ick the most.
What was it again?
BMWs.
BMWs were the most
ick-inducing vehicle.
The beamers.
Sorry to our BMW driving listeners.
Now, there's been a full list of vehicle-related icks released.
Do you want to hear these?
Of course.
So these are the things that women find the least attractive
and the most off-putting when it comes to cars,
drivers, and driving.
I feel like these are all going to be...
You feel like you know them all already?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
You reckon they're universal?
I think all women have a universal feeling about this. I feel like these are all going to be... You feel like you know them all already? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. You reckon they're universal?
I think all women have a universal feeling about this.
Okay, well, there's one which stands out the most in this survey.
The biggest ick for women when it comes to cars, careless driving.
Absolutely.
Dangerous driving, not sexy. 45% said that driving after any consumption of alcohol would give them the yuck.
42% said that dangerous driving would turn them off.
Yeah, not a fan.
So, contrary to what you think Fast and the Furious is teaching you.
Fast and the Furious, I'm sorry, women aren't watching that going, oh, so hot.
Are they not?
What about Paul Walker?
No, like, I mean, in terms of the cars and the driving.
Really?
Yeah.
Right.
It's the family stuff that women relate to in the movie.
Yeah.
Third said that using their phone while driving and driving with a licence gives them the ick.
Driving without a licence.
Yeah.
And posting selfies on social media.
35% of women said that gave them the ick.
I always get the ick when I see people posting stories.
Recording a story while they're driving.
Recording a story.
In 2022.
Or posting a photo of them driving and I'm like, not cool.
Get with the program, man.
You're literally putting evidence on the internet of you breaking the law.
And I hate it even more when they post a story and I can see they're on the motorway.
Yeah, yeah.
Other less icky icks but still icks when it comes to cars.
Revving the engine at the traffic lights.
Yeah, that's for no one.
Being aggressive towards other motorists.
Oh, get out of the way, you bloody idiot.
Road rage.
And kissing your car goodnight.
Who's kissing their car goodnight?
On the other hand, do you want to know what the biggest turn-ons
were when it comes to cars?
A Porsche. A Porsche?
No, not true.
I was going to say, Porsche's
alright. A midlife crisis car.
No, the biggest turn-ons were being
polite and kind in traffic.
I love when people wave and they go, come on in.
So that's the other one. Flashing your lights
or waving to acknowledge somebody and thank them.
Flashing's a turn on.
We're surrounded by women here at the Brianne Clint Show,
so I thought, are there any icks that are missing when it comes to vehicles
that New Zealanders should know about?
Yeah, it is good to get these out in the open.
Claude, what's icky when it comes to the cars?
I can't stand a car with a smell.
Oh, that's a good one.
I get really headachy with bad smells.
What about air freshener?
I don't love the strong smells, but bad smells especially.
Gym gear?
Gym gear, gross.
Damp car?
Damp cars, probably the worst.
Even like perfume.
I knew someone who used to spray her car with perfume
and you'd walk in and it's like...
You're just covering something up.
Yeah, okay.
So smells, producer Megan?
You know, producer Claude, when I got my new car,
I didn't do fluffs in it for like six months
because I didn't want it to get into the seat fabric.
That's good of you.
But you should smell it now though.
No, it still smells pretty good.
She saved them all up.
I only treat myself on occasion to a fluff in the car.
Yeah, like is she smoking?
I'm like, better roll down the window.
Megan, what's a car ick?
I have two.
They're quite similar
to what you've said.
Yeah.
But when people have
like their profile photo
just as the car.
Oh, yeah.
Like they're not even in it.
It's just the car.
Yeah, you know
something's not quite right.
A Tinder car.
Yeah.
And what's the other one?
And the second one is
like when they take
their be real
whilst they're driving.
People have to be real, Megan.
Yeah, you've got to be real.
It's what the app says.
Hey, back on the car profile thing, that's so weird that you say that
because I matched back in the day with this Honda Accord
and I turned up to the date and it was some dude
and I was like, are you catfishing me?
Bree and Clint.
Welcome to the Name Game, everybody, where we go head-to-head
trying to guess celebrity names as fast as possible.
And we do a lot of celebrity-based stuff on here, eh?
Do.
You could say we're a bit of celebrity-obsessed on this show,
wouldn't you?
Celeb-obsessed.
A little bit celeb-obsessed.
Here to take you on for 50k EFC chicken Celeb obsessed. A little bit celeb obsessed.
Here to take you on for 50k EFC chicken dollars
is Nicole.
Hi, Nicole.
Aloha.
Hello.
Yeah, aloha, Nicole.
Aloha, Nicole.
What rules do you want to play?
Do you want to play
first to two
or do you want to play
last man stands?
Last man standing.
Okay, Nicole,
I'll give you a name.
The last person
who's able to give me
a celebrity
who uses that name as part of their name
gets the point in that round, okay?
You and Brie will go back and forth.
Okay.
Okay, let's kick it off.
First of three wins.
I'm looking for famous Amy's and Nicole can start.
Nicole, a famous Amy.
Oh.
Amy. Oh, you nearly had one.
Yeah, you almost had that one.
Amy Schwo?
Amy?
Amy, no.
Not a great start.
Of Amy Schumer?
Ah, yes, that's right.
Amy Winehouse?
Amy Poehler?
I had a heap.
First points to Bree in this round of the name game. That's okay.
You're going to make a storming comeback, Nicole.
Brie, you can start this one.
I'm looking for just one famous
Catherine. Catherine Heigl.
Catherine Heigl. Very good.
Nicole, you got a Catherine for me?
Um...
No.
You didn't have a Catherine for me either.
What about the one that starts with Z and ends with Jones?
Catherine Z to Jones.
Don't take it.
I was trying to give it to Nicole.
She can have that one.
No, she can't.
Catherine, hit them.
This is do or die, this one.
Brie, you get this one.
It's the first ever down trowel in the name game.
Come on, Nicole. Come on, Nicole. You got, you get this one. It's the first ever down trowel in the name game. Come on, Nicole.
You got this.
Brilliant behind, Nicole.
Pump her up. Let's go, Nicole.
You got it.
Nicole, you listen to me.
You listen good. This is your
one shot, one opportunity
to see everything you ever wanted.
At least one
name in this game.
Alright, Nicole, come on.
You got it.
Do your deal, Nicole.
You get one and I'll give you the KFC chicken dollars, okay?
Oh, okay.
Oh, that's a good deal.
I'm looking for, and you get to start this round, Nicole.
I'm looking for one famous Kelly.
Kelly Clarkson.
Kelly Clarkson.
Okay, you're on the boards. Brie, have you got a famous Kelly? Kelly Rowland. Kelly Clarkson. Okay, you're on the boards.
Brie, have you got a famous Kelly?
Kelly Rowland.
Very good.
Nicole, can you one-up her
and give me another famous Kelly?
Kelly-Anne.
Kelly-Anne.
Who's Kelly-Anne?
Who's Kelly-Anne?
Are you making up celebrities now?
No.
Claudia?
There is a Kellyanne, but that's a first name.
She has a last name as well.
Is that Kellyanne Conway or something?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Nicole, what about Ozzy Osbourne's daughter?
I mean, I'm giving you...
Kelly Osbourne?
Kelly Osbourne, yeah, well done.
And somehow Bree didn't have another one after that,
so you've just walked away with the point and 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Wow.
How did you pull that off, Nicole?
That was so hard.
I don't know my celebrity, so I'm pretty proud of myself.
Yeah, well done.
You should be, Nicole.
We put all the pressure on you, and you got a few in the end,
so you get the KFC.
Nice work.
And you've got a new Bree and Clint record too.
You're the first winner of the name game who only named one celebrity.
Total.
Total.
You named a whole celebrity and you're walking away with the win.
She's that good.
That's all she needed to do.
Bree and Clint.
Clint, remember when you had an eyebrow piercing?
I know I do.
I've seen the photos.
They're etched into my retinas.
Once you have an eyebrow piercing, you can't live it down.
You did it to yourself.
Unless you were forced into an eyebrow piercing against your will.
That's why you've got that cool scar from your eyebrow piercing.
I really did think I was so cool.
From your cool days, your eyebrow piercing and your piss fringe.
Okay, I didn't have it at the same time, okay?
Well, you should have.
I had curtains with the eyebrow piercing. Even better. Curtains and an piss fringe. Yeah, okay. I didn't have it at the same time, okay? Well, you should have. I had curtains with the eyebrow piercing.
Even better.
Curtains and an undercut.
Look, I think I can go one better than an eyebrow piercing
because I found this girl on TikTok
who was talking about her really unusual piercing.
Oh, yeah?
And I had never heard of this as a piercing before in my life.
It's not a lady bits piercing, is it?
No, well, I've heard of that, you know.
Ever seen one?
No, I haven't.
I mean, I've seen one actually on, what's that show?
Naked Attraction.
Oh.
Yeah.
I've seen that and the Prince Albert.
You'd want to take it out going through an airport, eh?
Yeah.
It'd be a hard one to explain to airport security.
Well, no, it'd be really easy to explain.
You go, well, my thing's pierced.
And then they would be like...
But then you have to have that conversation.
Yeah.
Someone would have to check.
This woman, it's not that.
She has said that years ago, she's had it for a long time,
she has her eyelid pierced.
Ugh, eyelid?
I know.
Oh, I'm looking at it now.
Oh, whoa.
It's like a hoop.
It's like a sleeper.
It's a ring.
It's a ring, like a nose ring, but through her eyelid.
Can you imagine how irritating that would be in your eyelid?
What about in your vision?
It'd be just outside your line of vision.
It'd be horrible.
Your eye would be permanently trying, like an iPhone camera,
would be permanently trying to focus on something but that thing would be
in the foreground and...
We've got a little clip of her
talking about her
eyelid piercing.
I was 21 and wanted to do a body
modification as a form of self
expression and I hadn't seen this on
anybody else so it felt unique
and like my own that's why I
got it done I think it's the second least common piercing or something like that did they record
her on a world war one era gramophone yeah I think she was in a bathroom but she did you hear what
she said there at the end though she said I think it's the second least common piercing and it got
me thinking what's the least common piercing yeah so I've googled uh least common piercing and it got me thinking what's the least common piercing yeah so i've googled uh
least common piece because it won't it won't be man bits or lady bits no because they are they'll
be very common compared to an eyelid piercing you know um so these are some of the piercings on the
list of least common to get yeah and i don't know if I've heard of quite a few. Yeah. Have you ever heard of between the butt cheeks piercing?
What, like staple them together?
So typically when you bend or sit down, your pants are pulled down a bit, exposing your
bum cleavage.
Yeah.
And apparently you can get that pierced.
Oh, you pierce the bit of skin in the valley of the butt.
In the valley.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't know if I'd like that.
No, that sounds like a wiping hazard to me, yeah.
Not a good time.
Some other piercings that are quite uncommon,
people get them down their back.
Yeah, I've heard of those down the spine.
Yeah, I've heard of those too.
This one I say is wrong because I've seen this quite a lot in recent years,
but the nose bridge, which is the part between your eyes.
You've seen that quite a lot.
I have seen quite a few people with that piercing.
Have you?
Yeah.
Where have you been hanging out?
Oh, you know, just rave clubs.
Some dodgy bars.
It'd be good for keeping your sunglasses on.
Have you ever seen someone with a fingernail piercing?
Yes, I have.
I don't understand those.
Do you get it done every six weeks?
Yeah, people, like when they get their manicure,
they get like little rings and
things in their nails, which is quite unusual.
That's a good non-permanent piercing.
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's not going
to affect you for that long, just a couple of weeks.
The one that I
found the most interesting
though on this list
was, you know, the dangly thing
in the back of your throat
that Cardi B talks about, the uvula?
Inside.
Is that what it's called?
Yeah.
You know, inside your throat.
The bit that everybody thinks is the tonsils.
Yes.
But it's not the tonsils.
But it's not.
The dangly bit.
Yes.
Can you get that pierced?
You can get it pierced.
Look at this photo.
Oh, no.
That just looks like a sore throat.
Can you imagine the food that would get caught in that piercing?
Yeah. You'd have to rinse it out after every meal.
It would be so yuck.
But yeah, you can get that pierced
apparently. I thought we could ask this afternoon.
It might be a bit of a needle in the
haystack, but do you have
Pun intended. Yeah.
Do you have an unusual piercing?
Yeah. What you think is pretty
uncommon. Do you have a piercing that's going to make us go, oh.
And be like, really?
You've got that pierced?
You can put a hole through that.
Sophie's here.
Hi, Sophie.
Hi, Sophie.
Hi.
Is it you?
Have you got an unusual piercing?
I don't think it's that unusual, but I've got that underneath of my tongue pierced.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, yeah, I have heard of that.
Does it ever, like, get food and stuff or whatever?
I don't know.
I don't notice it.
Like, I forget it's there.
Yeah.
What's it called, that piercing?
I don't know the proper name, but it's called, like, the tongue web piercing.
Tongue banjo.
Sophie, can I ask?
Yeah.
Who's that piercing for?
Yeah.
I mean, I broke out with my ex, so it's just me.
Oh, right.
Was it a...
Is it an enhancing indoor gardening piercing?
Well, see, my mum said that it was that,
and I was like, I don't think so.
I wouldn't have thought down there.
I wouldn't have thought on the under.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I kind of freak people out with it.
It's quite fun.
Yeah, you would.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did it hurt?
Oh, yeah.
They didn't do the balls tight enough,
so it fell out like three hours later,
so I went and got it re-done the next day.
Oh, God.
And it was so tender already,
and it was so painful.
Do you ever go to show...
It was really easy healing, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I'm a gleeker,
so I can gleek from that area of my mouth.
Do you ever go to show people the piercing
and accidentally spit on them?
No, I haven't yet.
Okay.
Just breathe.
Just me then.
Just breathe a mouth squirter.
Yeah.
Okay, thanks, Sophie.
Let's talk to Selena.
What's your unusual piercing, Selena?
Oh, hi.
Can I just say I'm so excited to finally get on the radio.
I love you guys.
We're so excited to talk to you, Selena.
Thank you.
You should have called sooner.
Well, you're here now and we're very interested, Selena.
What's your uncommon piercing?
So it's not mine, but my sister, when she was younger,
she got her hip bones pierced, like through her,
obviously not her actual bones, but on the top of her hip.
Yes.
I remember when this was quite common and my cousin got it done.
You keep saying things like this, like they're quite common.
I don't believe that was ever quite common.
Yeah, it was trendy.
She was the only person I knew that got it done.
She's the first person I've ever heard of having it done.
Bree said before that the nose bridge piercing was quite popular as well.
Yeah, people love the in-between-the-eyes piercing, the monobrow piercing.
Bree's been hanging out at some tattoo festivals or something.
Yeah, right.
What did you think of the hip piercing, Selena?
Did you go like, oh, cool, I'm going to get that?
Yeah, I thought it was cool.
She was my inspiration.
I could never pull that off, but, like, good for her.
Selena.
Good for her, good for her.
Have you got any piercings That you'd like to I
I've had my
Belly button done
Like four different ways
Okay
That's quite interesting
Like a cross
Like a dart board
Yeah
They just haven't quite
Hit the bullseye yet
Yeah
That's quite interesting
Thanks Selena
You have a great afternoon
One more from Andrew
What's your weird piercing Andrew G'day there So I I used to have That's really interesting. Thanks, Selena. You have a great afternoon. One more from Andrew.
What's your weird piercing, Andrew?
G'day there.
So I used to have my nape done, the back of my neck,
just below the hairline.
I panicked there for a second, Andrew,
when you said your nape done.
And I was like, what's your nape?
Yeah, right, the back of your neck.
The nape of your neck. The back of the neck.
A couple of sort of spikes sticking out either side.
And I was sitting in the traffic lights one day and I was wearing a jacket.
I thought, oh, it's a bit hot.
I don't need my jacket.
So I started taking it off and the lights changed and I panicked.
So I ripped my jacket off and the jacket caught the piercing, ripped it clean out.
Oh, Andrew.
Never had it done since.
No.
Oh, Andrew.
Andrew, you poor thing.
That could happen at any time, Andrew.
If you were getting a bit frisky and you whipped your T-shirt off too fast,
that could have happened.
Yeah, it was a stupid idea.
It was a good old, you know, do everything once.
Hey, Andrew, this might make you feel better.
Someone else texted through and they said,
I have the back of my neck pierced.
I thought it was a sexy idea at the time,
but it always gets caught on my lanyard.
Yeah, it was a horrible, stupid idea.
There are things you do when you're young, eh?
Yeah, right.
It kind of gives me Stegosaurus vibes as well, that piercing.
I mean, I would just, can you imagine every time you wiped yourself with a towel?
Oh, you'd be terrified.
Including the hip piercings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All of them.
Not great.
Bree and Clint.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the studio.
We're very excited about this.
Our special guest, it's Georgia Lies!
I won't try to sing it.
You should.
No, I won't.
What? I'd be really into that.
Bagger.
Brie and I are big fans, not just of you, but of this song especially.
So, it's cool to have you in studio. Hi.
Hello.
So cool to have you here, because we've been raving about this song for the last couple of months.
It's absolutely going great, Guns.
How does that make you feel?
My cheeks are all rosy.
Are you the biggest pop star in Tauranga right now?
LAB live in Tauranga.
Oh, do they?
So you're on par.
It's even.
Hello, Joel, if you're listening.
Lots of exciting things happening at the moment,
not just Faith being all over the radio.
You're on the new Waiata Anthems for 2022.
Yes, yes.
I mean, it's always like a real privilege to be a part of anything outside of,
you know, your own music.
And I did last year the Waiata Anthems.
And so that was like the beginning of my te reo journey
and just really falling in love with the language
and realizing like, like man it's so
poetic and full of metaphor and so then being asked this year i released uh hine i hine a few
months ago now and i also got to do um a remix remake a remake yeah um of moana and the tribe
one of the moa hunters yeah cool Iconic Listening to yours
And like Benny's
And 660's from the years prior
I always wonder
Because I'm not fluent
In Te Reo Maori either
How close are the lyrics
That you sing in Te Reo Maori
To the original English lyrics
Are they the same
Or do you have to
Sort of reinterpret them slightly
I think there's kind of
Like a little bit of both
Like I feel like
Like in English
When we say like I love you It's very one dimensional Yeah little bit of both. Like I feel like in English when we say like, I love you,
it's very one-dimensional.
We know what that means.
But it's like in Maori you can say that in 10 different ways
because you can say like, I love you or, you know, for example, my love.
It's like I yearn for you.
Like there's this longing and this, you know,
this desire that you can't really say when you go, I love you.
You know what I mean?
Well, good on you for stepping up to the challenge because I'm so impressed by everybody who
does it each year.
And it's getting bigger and bigger and better and better.
And it just keeps going.
And I love that.
Next, Whittaker's will be putting out a chocolate bar in Te Reo Maori.
Oh, no, that'd be too far.
No, mate.
It's 2022.
We're not doing that stuff.
Hey, have you ever thought about releasing Faith?
That would be awesome.
Because we'd be so keen to hear that.
Man, that would be fun.
Yeah.
Speaking of Faith, we've got a game to play with you this afternoon.
Oh my gosh, I love a good game.
We've got a whole lot of songs centered around the word Faith.
And what we're going to get you to do, Georgia Lions,
is finish the lines in these Faith-based songs.
See what we did?
It's multi-level.
I thought you were going to ask me to do like a trust fall.
Oh, okay. We can do that after. We can do that as well. Yeah, we did? It's multi-level. I thought you were going to ask me to do like a trust fall. Oh, okay.
We can do that after.
We can do that as well.
Yeah, we'll record that on camera.
You're going to smash this.
You know lyrics, right?
You're good at karaoke.
Sure.
Oh, I'm so excited.
Georgia Lines, can you finish the lines to this George Michael song, Faith?
I know. I've come down with a divorce. Well, it takes a strong man, baby, but don't do the door.
Gotta have me a thing.
Hey!
I gotta have me a thing.
Do you like how I sang that too?
Gotta have me.
I think that's like the essence of the song, how it sounds.
My hand just got real sweaty too.
Did it?
You're all clammy?
I just got so nervous.
Well, you're one from one.
You're one from going well.
I feel like this is when
people fully judge you.
Like, you should know that song.
Yeah, you should know this.
Also, these guys could be
related to you, Georgia Lines.
The group is
Florida Georgia Line.
I bet you haven't heard that before.
Oh, yeah.
Can you complete these
Florida Georgia Lines lyrics?
Oh, hold up, girl.
Don't you know you're beautiful? And it's easy to see. If it's meant to be
yeah
yes I know
the worst karaoke
from me
I'm like
wrong key
yeah well
hey
that's what karaoke
we weren't going to
say anything
it's okay
I'm into it
okay one more.
Okay.
This one, Faith Based from Fat Man Scoop.
Featuring Faith Evans on the vocals.
The song is Be Faithful.
I don't know what it is.
Do you not?
No.
Do you know the song?
I'm 20.
I was born in 1996.
Oh, well, don't make us feel old.
I'm sorry.
Bray, do you know how it goes?
Can you finish it?
Give me a go.
All the good looking women sing along.
I can't hear y'all.
Can she do it?
She's got it!
I just know it because it's the one where he's like,
if you've got a $50 doll, put your hands up!
Hey, Georgia Lyons, we're a huge fan.
We're excited for everything that's happening with you.
Thank you. Bree and Clint.
See, then, Bree and Clint,
that is the incredible Georgia Lines for Waiata Anthems doing hinne, ee, hinne.
Beautiful voice.
I've got one of those.
Is this a Bridezilla story or is she being fair enough?
That just sounded like I said beautiful voice
and you go,
I've got one of those.
I do.
Bridezilla stories.
As soon as I have this nose surgery and I can breathe,
watch out, I'll be on wire to you. I reckon.
I'm going to do Tuteta Minor Ewe.
You'll sound like you haven't hit puberty yet.
We have to do like a before and after of my voice.
Yeah.
Oh, we should, yeah.
Well, I think I know a place where we can get some audio of and after of my voice. Yeah. Oh, we should, yeah. I've got one of those.
Well, I think I know a place where we can get some audio of your voice now.
Yeah?
Yeah.
My sex tape.
Well, any podcast we've done over the last four and a half years, mate.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, there's a little bit of backlog of audio.
There's a lot of talking on my sex tape too.
This is a story about a bride where you go,
is she being a bridezilla or is she being fair enough?
What's she doing?
I'm going to read you this thing that's been posted on Reddit
by one of her bridesmaids and you tell me whether she's being a bridezilla
or she's being fair enough.
Okay.
I was a bridesmaid in a wedding where the bride sent a wedding update email
to her eight bridesmaids about a week out from the wedding.
Wait, eight bridesmaids?
Good catch there.
I didn't see that.
Eight.
That is too many.
She said, among other things,
that she didn't want us married bridesmaids
to wear our engagement rings,
only our wedding bands.
That's the plain one.
Got it.
Not the big rock.
Not the big rock.
She said it would help spotlight her ring
in wedding photos.
My guess is she wanted her diamond
to be the star of the show. But the weird
thing is her ring was much
bigger than ours.
Her ring was almost
three carats. Wow!
You shouldn't
be worried about anyone else's
ring. All of us
bridesmaids complied because it wasn't worth
the drama except for the one bridesmaids complied because it wasn't worth the drama except for the one
bridesmaid who had had her wedding
band and engagement ring
soldered together. Oh, so
she would have had to take both off?
They were fused, yeah. The bride asked
her to turn the stone around so
that it was inside her hand on
the wedding day.
By the way, hang on, that just finishes
with, by the way, the bride and finishes with by the way the bride and i are
no longer close but for unrelated reasons no it wasn't unrelated because it probably added to it
now i just want to say it's the bride's big day okay she's been dreaming of this day her whole
life big day oh yeah i forgot about him it's both of them yeah i forgot about him and i get it it's
their day and everyone has to walk on eggshells and do everything they say.
But at the end of the day, it's about your relationship
and the love you have for the other person.
It's not about your bridesmaids all wearing their engagement rings.
Like, why are you worrying about that?
Eyes on the prize, lady.
You know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Especially if your ring's three times the size.
That's why it's three times the size too. She's clearly hung up on it, eh? You know, especially if your ring's three times the size. Well, that's white three times the size too.
She's clearly hung up on it, eh?
You know, like I just think, oh God, move on.
There's bigger things to worry about on the wedding day.
Yeah, exactly right.
Like getting your vows right.
Yeah.
Not dropping the wedding rings.
Yeah, your drunk uncle getting a bit handsy on the dance floor.
Exactly.
And getting the moves right to Sweet Caroline.
Look, you might not know much about NBA history,
but let me get you up to date.
And even if you don't like basketball, that's not a big deal for this story.
Everyone knows these guys from that Netflix doco last year.
Exactly.
If you watch the Netflix doco Save the Last Dance on Netflix
with Michael Jordan, it's all about his career. Wasn't it just called the Last Dance on Netflix with Michael Jordan.
It's all about his career.
Wasn't it just called The Last Dance?
Was it?
Wasn't it Save the Last?
Oh, that's a movie with Julia Stiles.
Sorry.
I was like, Michael Jordan wasn't in that.
I mean, go watch that film.
It's a fantastic film.
Not a lot of basketball in it though.
So what was it called?
The Last Dance.
The Last Dance.
And anyway, what you need to know is Michael Jordan and a guy named Scotty Pippen were long-time teammates
and they pretty much won six NBA championships together in the 90s.
Yeah, they're the greatest basketball partnership of all time.
Without Scotty Pippen, there would be no Michael Jordan
is what some people say.
Yeah.
You know, and without...
Like Batman and Robin.
Exactly.
Without Scottie Pippen, no Michael Jordan.
Without Michael Jordan, no Scottie Pippen.
Yeah.
Like they were very close teammates for a long time.
Yeah.
There's a story that's come out today which says that Marcus Jordan,
which is Michael Jordan's son, has been seen and photographed on a date with
Scottie Pippen's ex-wife.
Bombshell.
So let me give you some background on their relationship, right?
So Scottie Pippen and Larsa Pippen were married for 14 years and they were only divorced last year.
Okay.
So it's quite recent.
Pretty fresh.
Quite recent.
Look, I've just Googled her.
She's 48 years old.
Yes.
So she's 48.
Marcus Jordan, Michael Jordan's son, is 31.
So it's a 17 year age gap.
It's not actually a
huge age gap
once you're over 30 is it?
Or is it? Well I mean 17
years is a pretty decent age
gap. It's more that it's your dad's
best mate's
ex-wife. Yeah.
And I don't know if Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen
are still best mates. Well apparently
because I looked into that.
They were quite close.
But then Scottie Pippen didn't like how he was portrayed in that doco.
Yeah.
So they haven't been talking recently.
Well, if he didn't like that, he's going to hate this new news.
I wonder if Marcus Jordan, Michael Jordan's son,
I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when he told his dad.
Yeah.
I wonder if he's even talked to his dad about it.
Well, it sounds like they've been papped, like paparazzi.
They have, yeah.
So maybe this is how dad's finding out, oh, he won't be happy.
He's not going to be impressed.
So what's the equivalent of?
It's like you going on a date.
Who's your dad's best friend?
My dad's best friend.
Oh, he's got a couple.
Yeah.
But it'd be like.
Pick the hottest one.
No, I'm not going to say.
I'm not going to say.
Our next door neighbour is one of his really good mates.
It's like you going on a date with him.
Oh, weird.
Isn't it?
Is it?
Isn't it?
Is it?
They're the same age group.
They've come up working together.
It's the equivalent of you going on a date with her.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, it's you going on a date with.
No, it's not.
It's you going on a date with your neighbour's ex-wife.
Ex-wife.
Oh, that is so convoluted.
But, I mean, at the end of the day, if you're best mates with someone,
you're also going to be good friends with their partner.
With their partner, yeah, exactly right.
Aren't you?
I thought we could ask this afternoon.
It's very confusing.
I thought we could ask, though, and this is a bit of a needle in a haystack,
second one for the day, but do you think anyone out there
has ever dated one of their parents' friends?
Oh, taboo.
You know?
Yeah.
Like maybe it was in secret.
Probably was in secret.
And did your parents' friendship survive that?
Because I don't really know that it would.
Like if you are friends with somebody
and then you start hooking up with their son,
can you still be friends with that person?
I don't know.
Can you?
It makes it weird.
It does make it a bit strange. Okay, so this is, I really don't know if we you? It makes it weird. It does make it a bit strange.
Okay, so this is,
I really don't know if we'll get anyone on this,
but we'll give it a go.
You want to know,
did you date one of your parents' friends?
Bree and Clint.
ZM, Bree and Clint,
that's new David Guetta and Bebe Rexha
doing this song.
What's the feeling
on the text machine?
I just thought I'd play that
because we get quite a lot
of messages when we play
that song going,
wait, is that the blue song?
No, it's a remix
of that song.
Yeah.
Because apparently
every song now
is a remix.
Every song is a remix.
Every movie is a remake.
Yep.
We're in that decade. Yeah, yeah. History is repeating remix. Every song is a remix. Every movie is a remake. Yep. We're in that decade.
Yeah, yeah.
History is repeating itself.
I actually quite like that song now.
I don't mind it.
Took me about three listens.
I'm quite into it.
Yeah.
All right, time for Birthday Banger.
Three and close.
Birthday Banger.
Quite fitting, actually, for Birthday Banger
because this is where we throw it back
and we get your birthdays and figure out
what was the song top of the charts on your 16th.
So that song by Eiffel 65 could come up.
It could definitely come up.
It could be your Birthday Banger.
Hi, Rebecca.
G'day, Bec.
Hello. How are you?
Good, mate. How are you?
Oh, pretty exhausted.
I've had a really busy day.
I've had Mum's birthday and I've been at work
and, yeah, and now just getting tea.
Oh, you've got a lot on, Rebecca.
Good on you.
Well, happy birthday.
Give your mum a shout out.
What's your mum's name?
Yeah, Mel.
Happy birthday to Mel.
Happy birthday, Mel.
What's your birthday, Rebecca?
10th of the 4th, 92.
All right, Rebecca, that means you were 16 in 2008.
And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one.
That's a beauty, Rebecca, from Colby Collet. Do you like that song?
Yeah, it's okay.
It kind of puts me to sleep if I listen to
it too much. Do you ever
remember doing that one on SingStar,
Rebecca?
No, I haven't.
No.
Just me.
Not a fan.
That's fine.
Anya is here.
Hi, Anya.
Hi, Anya.
Hi.
How are you, mate?
How was your day?
I've just been at work.
Oh, fair enough.
Let's round out your day
with a birthday bang.
What's your birthday?
Oh, are you there, Anya? I'm back. Sorry, I lost you for a minute. What's your birthday? Oh, are you there, Anya?
I'm back.
Sorry, I lost you for a minute.
What's your birthday, Anya?
The 9th of 4th, 1996.
All right.
You were 16 in 2012.
And on the 9th of April in 2012, this was at the top of the chart.
Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But here's my number.
So call me maybe. Megan was telling us the other day that she's got brand new music coming out.
Doesn't she, Megan?
Isn't Carly Rae Jepsen dropping new stuff?
She already has two new songs out from her new album.
One's called Beach House, one's called Western Wind. Any goods?
Slaps.
Slaps.
All right, Wikipedia for Carly Rae Jepsen.
Anya,
do you rate that song as your birthday banger?
Back in the day, I loved it. I still like
it. It's a guilty
pleasure. I still love it. It was huge.
One more for Gio Marama.
Kia ora, Gio Marama. G'day, Gio.
Kia ora.
How are you, mate?
Not too bad bad Good to hear
What's your birthday?
The 18th of February
All right
That means you were 16
In 2009
And back in 2009
On that date
This would have been number one
Kelly Clarkson.
In 2009.
Do you like Kelly Clarkson, Gio?
Yeah, no, she's cool.
She's cool, yeah.
You know what's really interesting?
I saw she posted today on her social media
it's been 20 years since she won American Idol.
Really?
Today?
Two decades.
I believe, yeah.
Yeah, wow.
Okay, wait there, Jo.
We're going to vote on Colby Kelly, Carly Rae Jepsen and Kelly Clarkson.
What do you reckon?
Oh, it's a hard one for me today.
I think I've gone first the last few weeks, so you can go first.
Yeah.
Oh, because Carly Rae Jepsen's a vibe for me.
I love Colby Kelly.
I love Kelly Clarkson.
All right, I vote Colby Calais.
Okay, I'll vote with you then.
You just needed someone to lead you in the right direction.
Sorry, I wanted to go that.
Hey, Rebecca, at the end of your big day,
you've just won Birthday Banger.
Congratulations.
Oh, woo-hoo.
Thank you.
No worries.
Have a good one, Bec.
See ya.
Brian Clint.
I've been awake for a while now Thank you. No worries. Bree and Clint.
I saw this story today where they're saying you should take gifts onto an airplane to give to the flight crew.
And I'm like, that's too far, man.
How awkward is that?
That sounds like the weirdest thing ever to do.
You show up with a gift for the flight attendants.
I've done this.
Then you said that to me, and I was like, wait a goddamn bloody minute.
But it needs context. So one of my best mates worked for an airline for a very long time.
So he knew a lot of the people that worked there.
And he always used to say to me, going on a long flight,
like if you're flying back home to Aussie, let me know,
and I'll check and see if any of my mates are working on that flight,
and they'll be able to hook you up with some, you know.
If you hook them up.
So what would he do?
Would he give you their home address so you could post them some stuff?
No, I just used to hand it to them
when I got on board. When you got on the flight, you're like,
damn, I should give you this.
People don't really notice. People just think that
you know them. So the news story says
that some people do it because it's a way to show
appreciation for the flight crew,
particularly after what they've been
through during the pandemic. A lot of them lost
their job for a couple of years. They're only just back
now.
Others, it's just a subtle attempt to get an upgrade or a not so subtle attempt to get an upgrade or at least some special treatment when you're on the airplane.
Yeah, you know, pick of the food for the chicken or the beef, you get the first pick.
So you've done this.
Did you get anything out of it by giving a gift to the flight crew when you got on board
your flight?
Well, because my friend had already talked to them, would you know hook me up with a few things like better
headphones or you know a little bit extra leg room so you've never just showed up to a flight
with a bottle of lindau special reserve and been like hey i wanted to give you this no i would feel
so awkward that's what i mean that's where it seems awkward. No, I would never. But this article is saying do it.
They're saying flight attendants love it.
Where do they put all their booty that they get?
Hey, producers, should we book Clint on a flight just so he can test this out to see if he gets any upgrades?
I'll fund it myself.
Okay, cool.
Wait.
Where do you want to fly to?
Wait, please don't send me on an overseas trip.
I heard Hokitika is lovely this time of year.
Well, if you really want nowhere to put the stuff,
put me on one of those tiny planes that fly us to the West Coast.
They'll be like, we can't carry this.
Our plane isn't powerful enough to carry any extra baggage.
You'll have to fly to Christchurch first and then do that flight.
So you'll have two chances.
We should do this.
We're flying to Queenstown next week.
Oh, yeah, we are too. For work. We're broadcasting from Queenstown next week. Oh, yeah, we are too.
For work.
We're broadcasting from Queenstown next week.
I feel too awkward.
Shocker, and you doing it.
I reckon we both have to do it.
I reckon we board separately.
Okay, does that mean...
And we both wear a GoPro chest cam.
Oh, yeah, that's subtle.
Subtle.
So we can get the footage and carry a selfie stick.
Okay, how about you decide what gift you're going to bring,
and I'll decide what gift i'm
gonna bring so we can try different things and we'll see yeah if we can get any upgrades yeah
from the gifts i mean it'll be hard to get upgraded on that kauri membership you've already
got but yeah i'm already in first class you're already going to leave i mean i don't know where
i'm gonna go from there it's a weird time we live in because if you ask a lot of children these days,
what do you want to be when you grow up?
A lot of them say.
Radio DJ.
No.
No, they don't.
I want to grow up to be just like Bree and Clint.
Maybe back in the day, but no, they say they want to get into streaming.
Yeah.
This is right up there with when your kid tells you they want to be an influencer.
Yeah, similar.
I want to be a TikTok influencer.
I want to be a beauty influencer.
So if you don't know what streaming is or what Twitch is more specifically,
it's a platform where people stream themselves playing video games.
Yeah.
And people tune into their streams and they pay them money
and all this kind of gear, you know?
You can pay them money directly through Twitch, right?
You can.
You just click a thing and it comes up on the screen and it says...
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And for a long time, the company Twitch actually kept
what people made a secret.
Okay. But they've released a people made a secret. Okay.
But they've released a few of those figures.
Right.
I thought we could go through some of the top Twitch streamers
and how much they earn.
Former producer Ellie is a Twitch streamer, isn't she?
Yeah.
She streams on there?
She does stream on there.
She's not on this list.
Oh, bugger.
Unfortunately.
Not yet.
She might be 11.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, so let's get into it.
So the first one on the list coming in at number 10.
So these figures are taken from, I believe, August 2019 to October 2021.
So about two years.
Okay.
So this is how much they've made over two years on that platform.
So Lyric, L-I-R-I-K, comes in at number 10.
Yeah.
And he earned $4.1 million over two years.
And he's number 10.
He's number 10.
Okay.
He plays things like World of Warcraft and some other games I haven't heard of.
But that's what he does.
Number nine, Oron Play.
He earns $4.2 million.
Coming in at number eight, Altor, $4.2 million as well,
just a little bit more.
And then pretty much the top,
the rest of them in that kind of category.
Around there.
Around there, but let's get into the big numbers.
Bigger numbers, I should say.
Yeah.
Because, I mean, $4 million is not bad.
Nothing to be sniffed at.
A guy named Nick Merckx, I think, plays things like Royal Craze and Halo.
Yeah, he does.
Professionally.
He does.
You're right.
Yeah, you would know.
He's good.
And games like COD.
Call of Duty.
If you get into those type of games.
Yeah, I do, obviously.
He earned $7.1 million across two years.
Jesus!
Okay.
Which is nothing to sniff at.
Then a guy named Tfue.
He plays Fortnite.
He's a Fortnite streamer predominantly, which is a game that I'm into.
I'm looking at getting into streaming after reading this.
I would be too.
He owns $7.4 million across two years, which is just crazy money.
He's got 11 million followers that tune into him.
Geez, not everybody's paid up then, but that's fine.
Yeah, right.
If all of his followers gave him $1, he'd have more money.
But yeah, I'm sure he's not too worried.
And then as we move down the list into the top three, Summit1G earns $8.2 million.
And he plays games like Grand Theft Auto,
and people just tune in and watch him.
Yeah.
But the highest, the biggest, is actually a collective of people,
and they're called Critical Role.
And in the past two years, they've earned $13.5 million
playing games and streaming them online.
Just letting people watch them play games.
That's it.
Not even from winning games, just from playing games.
Yes.
I've never felt more out of touch in my life than, one, listening to the names on that
list, and two, the whole idea of paying someone to watch them play video games.
I'll pay you to give me a turn playing the video game.
I know.
I don't want to pay to watch.
I felt so out of touch, too.
I was waiting for PewDiePie to come up, and I was like, I know who that is. That's the one game. I know. I don't want to pay to watch. I felt so out of touch too. I was waiting for like PewDiePie
to come up and I was like, I know who that is.
That's the one I was waiting for. I know who that is.
Don't worry, I think PewDiePie
is still earning good money. RIP PewDiePie. I think he's
on YouTube. Yeah. There you go.
Maybe if you were thinking about
getting into gaming and
doing it full time, there's the motivation you
need. Give it a go. Let us know
how much you're making
so it can give us
a push in the right direction
Bree and Clint
and that's the end
of the show everybody
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