ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 6th September 2024

Episode Date: September 6, 2024

Six60's Grassroots album - Matiu Walters and Chris Mac.  The biggest losing streaks.  Do you have a made-up name?  Bree & Clint had a yelling match.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Make some noise for the original. Send them free and clean. How's the front doing, ya? What's going on, everybody? Welcome to New Zealand's most concussed afternoon radio show. That's us, babe. We are here and ready for a good Friday Jams afternoon this afternoon. I can't remember what song we sang for Friday Oki. Billie Eilish, Birds of a Feather.

Oh, yeah. If My Memory Serves Me. Yes, I remember not doing it very well. Same. But I think that's every week. We've also got multiple chances to go and see Sabrina Carpenter. I heard Fletch Flynn and Hayley gave away the San Francisco trip this morning Yeah, I, Peyton, took away the trip for two

To see Sabrina Carpenter live in San Fran Claudia, where's this last trip to? Where are we giving away these tickets to? We're heading to LA Back to LA, one more trip to go So get on those phones into LA. LA. Back to LA. One more trip to go. So get on those phones. There'll be an activator before four o'clock

to go and see Sabrina Carpenter. First though, let's rip into a round of Tradie vs Lady. You've got to say it's been a pretty good week for the Tradies.

It has been a very good week. A solid week. Can they close it out though with a win? 0800 dials it in. We need a Tradie and a Lady to play. Bree and Clint.

Do Tradie vs Lady lady It's tradie Versus Lady 3 2 1 Let's go Yes welcome back everyone

To the last game of Tradie versus lady For the week The ladies On 78 The tradies Clipping at their heels They're on 71

Our lady is calling us From Tauranga She's 29 And she loves cooking. Welcome to the show, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi. What is the meal that you cook to impress someone? Oh, probably a creamy chicken bacon pesto fettuccine.

Whoa! Hell yeah. Gimme, gimme. Keen, you're taking on our tradie from Wellington. They're 18. They're a poor uni student who booked an impulse trip to

New York City. I love that. Welcome to the show, Johnny. Johnny, when do you go, Johnny? What's that? When do you go to

New York? Oh, I go in January. Oh, I'm so jealous. Have you ever been? Yep. No, I have not, but I love winter. It's exciting. Yeah. You're going to love it. Just after Christmas. Okay, I'm so jealous. Have you ever been? Yep. No, I have not, but I love winter. That's exciting. Yeah. You're going to love it. Just after Christmas. Okay, Johnny, your buzzer

is tradie. Alicia, your lady, the first of three correct answers gets $50 cash this afternoon. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Which actor played Iron Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Yes, Johnny. Robert Downey Jr. It sure bloody was.

Nice work. One to the tradies. Question number two. What colour are Mickey Mouse's shoes? Lady. Yes, Alicia. Red. Ooh, good guess.

No. Johnny, you want to guess? Black. No. I would have said black too. Yellow. Yellow. His shorts are red and the shoes are yellow, yeah.

Wow. And I think the rest of him is black? Yeah. Yeah. Black and white. Okay, no points there for anyone. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Johnny's in. Eminem. Eminem is right. Nice work. Two to the tradies. Alicia, you need this one to stay in it. Johnny's in. Eminem. Eminem is right. Nice work. Two to the tradies. Alicia, you need this one to stay in it. Question number four. Which famous actor stars as the lead role in all three of these films?

Notting Hill, Pretty Woman and Erin Brockovich. Give you a clue. She's got the same last name as me. Trady. Yes, Johnny, for the win. Julie Roberts? I'll give you a clue. She's got the same last name as me. Katie. Yes, Johnny, for the win. Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts is correct. That is the win.

She's a lady. Except, except, except he's a tradie. Now, I didn't even notice. Hey, Johnny, $50 cash. that'll go towards your New York trip. Woo-hoo! That'll buy you a bottle of water at the airport. Yeah, maybe even a hash brown. Maybe.

You never know. Have a great weekend, guys. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the studio Machu Walters and Chris Mack. Hello. Woo-hoo!

Hey, this is one of our songs. It's one of your songs. We play a few. Thank you. We play a couple. We'll play a few more today too because you guys have got a brand new album out of fan favourites and covers. Grassroots album. It's all live acoustic versions. We recorded live on the grassroots

tour. Yes. That was a couple months ago. That tour looked great but looked very different for you guys when you juxtapose it with the stadiums and arenas that you have been doing to doing shows that were small and intimate. What was the smallest show that you did on that tour? Maybe Piha Surf Club? 100?

Yeah. No way. 100 people? Yeah, it was pretty intimate, yeah. There was a lot of really cool small shows. It was awesome. You know, we've spent so much of our career trying to go as big and big and big as possible

and then it was really nice to scale it back and just be with the fans and, you know, with the people and meet people. Yeah, it was great. What was the rowdiest crowd for the grassroots tour? Good question. I always come back to Tupuka Tavern up the coast. Okay.

Sounds rowdy. It was. Just the name of was. There were all types of hearty going on across the country. And this one, it was right up

the coast. People came on horseback. The pub was offering like a two for one purple goana. Okay.

Amazing. How many purple goanas can you have before riding your own horse home? I don't know what the law

is around that. How many purple goanas do the horse have? That's the real question. That is a real question. That's the real question. That is a great question. Chris, you drummed on the tour. Are you the full-time 660 drummer

now? Nah. It was just out of necessity because obviously Eli left the band and so we had this tour coming up and so I drummed on some of the songs and then a lot of the songs we didn't have drums at all. We just kind of was more acoustic and more stripped back, which is mainly what you're hearing on this album.

It's kind of the more acoustic vibes. Will you do stadiums again? Is that on the 660 bucket list? Absolutely, mate. You want to go back to doing that kind of thing? Yeah. I mean, this is really cool. I'm sure we'll be playing around with this format for a little while longer.

We're just really enjoying doing it. We're about to head to Europe and do the same kind of tour over there. So, yeah, we'll be doing some others. But some of the songs we have, they're really meant to be in stadiums as well, you know. Let me rephrase the question. Will you do stadiums this summer? I can't tell you. Oh, you're trying to get it out of them.

I love it. Trying to get an exclusive over here. We've got to put it in our calendar, boys. What would you say is the hardest song to do live? Good question. There's some that are, I don't know, technically they're not that difficult. There's a song called Up There,

which for a long time we struggled to get the right feeling because it sounds so amazing on the record. It was always a bit of a struggle to get that feeling. But we've kind of figured it out now, actually. Yeah. Honestly, the covers were hard because I don't know if people saw, we did this thing where we'd ask a local to request a cover.

Yes, I saw this. And during soundcheck we'd quickly learn it and then we'd play it at the show. And some of them were really tough and most of them are not songs we would have picked for ourselves. Like what? What were some of the covers?

In Vicargill it was like Metallica, Sandman, somewhere else it was ACDC and then I love it there was obviously like the Bob Marley's all the typical ones

but we Misty Frequencies the Shea Fu song made it as one of the covers that's on the album that's really actually really hard that was very tricky

yeah to learn and you learnt it in soundcheck yep I like how you just throw it out there like that's a normal thing

some of them are just like okay yeah that's four chords we can probably kind of like BS our way through. We also never said we learnt it very well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha. Being the first band to play at Eden Park must afford you certain, you know, knowledge.

Do you know anything about whether Oasis are going to play Eden Park? I don't know but I'll be there if they play. Absolutely I'll be there. If they play, absolutely I'll be there. If they get to that lead. Why are they touring? Did they just miraculously sorted out all their differences? Yeah.

Or do they need money? Why do you think they're touring? Because they're going to make millions of dollars. Have you guys seen how much they're sent to make? How much are they sent to make? It's rumoured that they're going to make around 60 million just for them. The tour's going to make

more than that obviously. Good shout. I'd take that. I would literally make up with anyone for 60 million

dollars. That's your price. That's my price. I reckon the best outcome for the show

is to play the hits and then just have a massive fight and leave. It'd be great.

It'd be the best thing to see. People will feel like they've got their money's leave. Oh, it'd be great. It'd be the best thing to see. It's like WWE. People will feel like they got their money's worth. That's it. My life would be complete. Let's talk about this brand new Grassroots album.

It's out today. It's everywhere. You can listen to it now. I think we should play a track from it right now. Can you choose it? What's your favourite song on the Grassroots album that you think we should play on ZM? Rivers is pretty cool.

Rivers? Let's do Rivers. Sounds good to me. Congrats on another record in the bank. Macho and Chris from 660. Great to see you guys. Thanks, lads. Thanks, guys.

There's a childcare worker who has done up her list of her opinion on some of the worst names of kids she has seen come through the childcare in the last couple of years. Oh, right. Okay. This is her opinion, okay?

Which I feel like you and I may agree with her on some. What if you say a name here and there's someone listening whose child has that name? How are you going to feel then? Well. It's her opinion, not ours. It's her opinion. She's just said she works at childcare.

True, true, true. She sees a lot of kids. Maybe the safest thing is that we don't agree with any of these. Maybe we'll just wink at each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that people don't know. Okay, you want to hear the names? Yeah, I do.

The list of names. She kicks it off strong with the name spelled J-R-U-E. So I'm going to say that name is pronounced Jeru. Yeah, straight away I agree with her. That's a terrible name. That's a horrible name. I think we're pretty safe that no one's got that name. Wait, wait.

Is it a made-up name or is it like a – Jeru. Like is it meant to sound like Drew? Is it meant Giroux. Like is it meant to sound like Drew? Is it meant to be Drew? Is it meant to sound like Drew? The next one is the name of one of Vaughan Smith's kids. Oh. Indy.

No, that's wrong. That's a great name. I-N-D-I-E. No, she's wrong on that one. Yeah, I don't think I agree with that one. Indy's short for Indiana. It's short for India. I quite like the name Indy.

Yeah, quite like the name Indy. Nah, I disagree with that one. Yeah, I don't think I agree with her. The next one she's written down is Keelan. Spelled K-E-E-L-I-N. Keelan. What's wrong with Keelan? I think it's how they've spelt it, maybe. Right, without the A. Okay, yeah, sure. Keelan. What's wrong with Keelan? I think it's how they've spelt it, maybe.

Right, without the A. Okay, yeah, sure. Keelan. Yeah. The next one, Thaddeus. Okay, yeah. Spelled T-H-A-D-D-E-U-S, Thaddeus. Okay.

I don't like that. It sounds like... I'm just reserving judgment in case. What if that's like a language that we don't know? Does she know that? That's someone getting creative and they go, I love the name Thanos. I'm going with Thetis.

Well, let's make it Thetis. Thetis is the female version of Thanos. Okay. Or maybe that is an old school name. Maybe. It does seem like it has old school vibes. I was expecting these names to be like amplifier. Khaleesi.

Okay. K-H-A-L-E-E-S-I. Oh, yeah. Khaleesi. Well, I mean. Off Game of Thrones. Is that how they spell it on Game of Thrones? Or is it after the Springboks Captain Seer Khaleesi?

Could be. But I'm guessing more Game of Thrones. Sure. One that more people watches. Okay. Shade. Don't regret it. The next one watch is. Okay. Shade. Don't regret it. The next one, Truth.

Truth. Truth, spelt like truth. Yeah. The Kardashians named one of their kids Truth, didn't they? True. Same thing. Yeah, pretty much, eh? No, I think, yeah.

Could you name someone false? Exactly. Like you wouldn't name someone false. Would you name someone lie? No. Next one, Bryson. Spelled B-R-I-S-O-N. Oh, that's the spelling.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Next one. Because Bryson's a perfectly good name. But yeah. Bryson Tiller. Yeah, I don't mind Bryson. I feel like the spelling is a bit weird. But hey, maybe we're just old and... Bryson. Yeah, yeah. Riker.

R-Y-K-E-R. I feel like I've heard people with that name. Yeah, I've heard of a few Rikers. I've heard of a few Rikers. Renwick. Okay. R-E-N-W-I-K-K. Yeah.

I can... You know what? I can sense Clint's angst. Like he's a bit nervous because he's got kids at school now. So he knows he's like I need to be careful here. I've also got a mum who was a school teacher. So I've actually heard much worse than these names. And the last

one on this woman's list is Fallon. No that's not it. F-A-L-L-O-N Fallon. Like someone who's committed a crime in the United States, like Donald Trump is a convicted felon. Yeah, just spelt different. Yeah, right.

Yeah. Okay. I think it's maybe to do with a lot of the spelling. Because I feel like people, when they don't want to go too crazy creative, they get creative on the spelling. They just adjust the spelling a bit. Yeah, a little bit.

Which sets the kid up for failure too, because then they're going to have to explain every time they're on the phone. They're adjust the spelling a bit. Yeah, a little bit. Which sets the kid up for failure too because then they're going to have to explain every time they're on the phone. They're like, and how do you spell that? I would much rather a weird name, like an unusual unique name, than a normal name with a weird spelling. Yeah. At least I have a cool unique name.

You'd rather have an unusual name spelt normally than a normal name spelt unusually. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'd rather be called Riker than have a name like Jessica that's spelt with, like, a silent P. Yeah, call me Payphone, but spell it correctly. Exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you mean. You know? We want to know this afternoon, we want to ask you, do you know that you have a made-up name? Yeah, is it made up by your parents? Do you know that your parents invented the name when they gave it to you? that you have a made-up name? Yeah, is it made up by your parents? Do you know that your parents invented the name when they gave it to you?

Or is that what they've told you? Or did they invent the spelling? We'll take both. Are you spelt James with a P in it somewhere? Yeah. Okay. Or do you know someone? You can dub someone in.

They've got a made-up name or a made-up spelling. Oh, $800 at M. Or you can text it in to 9696. If you text it in, please text us a bit of a pronunciation guide as well, just so we can be sure. Someone on the text said, my daughter has a friend called Renee. R-apostrophe-N-E-I-G-H. Like a horse?

Renee! Like the horse? Bree and Clint. Bass Hunter on ZM. Bree and Clint, definitely a made-up name. Bass Hunter. Yeah, that's not their real first name. No, there's no way Bass Hunter's mum named. Bass Hunter on ZM. Bree and Clint, definitely a made-up name. Bass Hunter. Yeah, that's not their real first name. No, there's no way Bass Hunter's mum named him Bass Hunter. Yeah.

Unless she did. In which case... Cool mum. He's fulfilled his destiny. I will name you Bass Hunter. I christen thee Bass Hunter. I hope their last name is Hunter. Bass Hunter Hunter.

No, Bass. Oh. Bass Hunter Hunter. Bass Hunter Hunter. No, Bass. Oh. Bass Hunter Hunter. Bass Hunter Hunter. Middle name Hunter. Don't mind it. Don't mind that. Bass Hunter Hunter Hunter.

Sounds quite fancy. We're asking you guys, do you have a made up name? Made up name or made up spelling? Do you know that your parents made up your name? Let's go to caller one. I know $800,000. Hi, caller one. Hi, caller one.

Hi, my name's Deanna. Deanna? Zeanna. Zeanna. How is it spelt? X-I-A-N-N-A. X-I-A-N-N-A. Pronounce Zeanna.

No, Zeanna. Yeah, Zeanna. Nobody ever knows how to say it or write it. No. Why is it with an X? Because it's made up. Yeah, my dad wanted my name to start with a kiss. Oh.

Right. And do you love it or do you want to kill dad? I actually love it. Yeah, it has been a bit difficult my whole life. And if you love it, we love it too. It's a pretty name. Zienna is quite, you know, like a lovely name. It's just...

Yeah, it is. I do love my name. It would just be annoying, Zienna. You tell me. It would just be annoying going through life, your entire life, correcting people going, no, it's actually pronounced Zianna. Yeah. Yeah, Zianna with X, I and then.

Yeah. They just get all confused and write Z anyway. You know? Yep. Okay, thanks, Zianna. We appreciate it. Some of these texts are incredible. Someone said, I had a student once called Nelson,

spelled N-H-E-L-S-Y-O-N. What? Nelson. That's horrible. Especially when Nelson is such an easy name to spell. Such an easy name. Someone else texted her and said, my friend named her son Jedediah.

Said like Jedediah. Not Jebediah. Not Jebediah. Jedediah. Like Jedi.iah. Not Jebediah. Jedidiah. Like Jedi. She spent months working out the name. Jedidiah. I've never heard of Jedidiah. Stacey is here.

Hi, Stacey. Hi, Stacey. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Now, is it your name that's spelt in a made-up way or someone else do you know? So my parents gave me a different spelling for Stacey. Okay. So they've just ended it

with an I. S-T-A-C-I. That's not too bad. Yeah. It's not too bad no. But it was so frustrating as a kid because obviously your name is not anything. But then I had to go one better and I have three children with all made up names. Oh you did this. Okay. You're a name maker up her. Stacey what have you done?

Okay what have you done? So we have Nakea. Narkaya? Yes. I didn't mind that. Yeah, she goes like K for short because that's quite pretty. Yeah. Then we've got Orion.

Orion? Okay, yeah. I mean, who doesn't love an Oreo? Yeah, and that's what she gets by her friends, yeah. And then we have a Quania. Quania? Did you completely make up these names, like all of them? Yeah, yeah, they're all a bit, yeah. So now if we want anything personalised

we have to custom make it. Oh, see that cost you money, Stacey. I was going to make a swinging generalisation here, Stacey. Do you collect and charge crystals? No. No? No. Any kind of dream catchers hanging around your house? No, no, nothing of the sort. She's just creative. No. No. Any kind of dream catchers hanging around your house? No.

No, nothing of the sort. She's just creative. Just. Nakaya. No, I wouldn't even go that far. Cornia. I like quirky. Quirky.

Okay. Okay. Hey, we appreciate it. Thanks, Stacey. Cool, Stace. Someone texted and said, hey guys, made up names. My name is Dijhana, spelled D-I-J-H-A-N-A and everyone else asked me where it came from.

Where did you get that name? My mum told me it has absolutely no meaning behind it. Thanks mum. People tend to think that I'm Asian, but just to clarify I'm not. Thanks mum. Thanks Dijhana, we appreciate it. Someone else said my sister's name is spelled E-N-J-A

hyphen M-I-A and pronounced E-N-Y-A-M-I-A like enema? E-N-Y-A-M-I-A I was working at the Padukai pools years ago and there were twin boys there called Dodge and Viper. Lol.

Hell yeah. And one's got a piss fringe and one's got a rat's tail. I went to school with a Harley and a Davidson. This person, you and your siblings have got made-up names. Hi. Hi. Tell us. I'm Isabel.

Isabel. What's so made up about Isabel? I-Z-Z-A-B-E-L. Oh. I-Z-Z-A-B-E-L. Isabel. IsabelL Isabel Isabel I've seen worse I've seen worse

That's not too bad And what about your What about your sibling Isabel? We have I have three siblings Okay We all have We all have seven letters in our name

And a Z in our name Okay Alrighty Here we go Isabel What are their names? Hit us with it We've got We have Justice

It's spelled J-U-Z-T-Y-C-E. Shit. Okay. God, you got off bloody scot-free, didn't you, Isabel? We've got Dynasty, D-Y-N-A-Z-T-Y. Okay, I'm so interested for the next one, Isabel. What's next? Yeah, no, wait, this deserves a little...

And then we have my brother, Zion. Oh, Zion. He got off easy. Z-A-I-Y-I-O-N. Oh, I spoke too soon. Yeah. Isabel, I think you're the favourite of the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because you got the best one by a country mile. They sound less like children's names and more like types of rolling papers you can get from Cosmic Corner, you know? Isabel, your sister Dynasty, like looking at how it's spelt, like it looks like Dinasty. Yeah, we used to make fun of my sister. We used to call her Dinasty. Dinasty, yeah, yeah.

Isabel, she's already been through enough. Yeah. And will be for the rest of her life. Thanks, Isabel. We appreciate it. Thanks, Isabel. Someone said, I'm a teacher and I've come across some doozies like Erica.

Spelled A-I-R-W-R-E-K-A, pronounced Erica. Oh, no, I don't like that. Twins, a lovely and a nice. Last name, Day. So, a lovely day and a nice day. Oh, they did not. A lovely, one word, A-L-O-V-E. They did not do that to that kid.

This person's a teacher. A teacher wouldn't lie to us. Someone else said, my name is D-J-X. D-E-G-E-X. D-J-X. It's amazing. D-J-X. God, you can be so creative when you have kids, can't you?

You can do whatever you want. You can just name them whatever. To a point. There are some names that are illegal, but I believe all the ones we've had on the show today have snuck through. So good luck. Bree and Clint, back after this. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this is such big news. Linkin Park are back with a new front singer. They certainly are. It's been, can you believe it, seven years since the death of their front man, Chester Bennington, in 2017. I know that's so crazy.

It's gone so fast. Well, the good news is this. The team are back together. The band are back together, and they've brought in some new additions. They've unveiled Emily Armstrong as the new co-vocalist. They're actually going to be performing this September, kicking off their first tour this September here in LA.

September 11th actually is their first one. So it's pretty exciting for them. I mean, they are such an incredible group. Obviously, the rest of the team will be back. And yeah, Emily, now co-vocalist. Can we just talk about the fact that they've replaced Chester with a woman? Yeah. Was anyone expecting that?

I was not expecting that. I was not expecting that either. We have a little bit of it because ultimately she will be judged on how she performs and they're huge shoes to fill. Oh, she's a babe. I just looked her up. She is a babe. Stunning.

Blonde just like Chester. But here you go. This is a little bit Stunning. Blonde, just like Chester. But here you go. This is a little bit of the new Lincoln Park front person, Emily. It's not bad. I don't mind it. Yeah. This is the second time I've listened to it, and I'm warming up to it now. I think it's a good idea to go in a completely different direction

because you can't replace like for like. You can't. So you've got to do something different, right, Dean? Agreed. Totally agree with you. It's a trickle of words out of my mouth. direction because you can't replace like for like. You can't. So you've got to do something different, right, Dean? I agree. Totally agree with you. I think you took the words out of my mouth. Getting in another guy of a similar age, that kind of thing would have been like, hmm. Yeah.

Take a whole new direction like this. I think she's a vibe. I think she's a total vibe. Her voice sounds incredible. She's only going to get better from here too. Can you imagine the pressure that she would be feeling in the first however many shows she does? Well, there you go. Linkin Park are back.

They've got a world tour and a new album on the way. All the details are on their Instagram page. You can see a few of those songs with their new front person. And that's the latest out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. The world's worst international men's football team has won their first match in 20 years this morning. You're joking. 20 years.

A player called Nico Sensoli scored a goal that gave San Marino, which is a country in Europe, a 1-0 win over Liechtenstein at San Marino Stadium. The guy who scored the goal to win 1-0, he's 19. His team hasn't won a game in his lifetime. It's the first time his team has won a game since 2004. Can you imagine the party that would have happened in San where? San Marino. San Marino over the weekend?

It was today. It oh they would it was today oh it was today it was today they'll be partying right now they'll be partying right now guys we need to get on a plane to San Marino right now the country will be losing

it's shit your first your football team's first victory in 20 years you better celebrate hard because you don't know when the next one's coming

their previous victory the one before this was their only other victory so this is the second time this, was their only other victory. So this is the second time this football team has won in history. How come they're so bad? And they beat the same team. In 2004, they beat Liechtenstein again.

Oh, no. FIFA ranks international teams, obviously. Like, for example, New Zealand's men's football team are ranked 94th in the world. Okay. San Marino are ranked last at 210th. Like, very last. Very last. Well, you can't be any better than last

when you haven't won a game in 20 years. I mean, they are the make sense. When you've won two games ever. I wonder if this win lifts them from 210th to 209th. I wonder what Lichtenstein, where they are. 199th. Right, okay. They're inside the top

200. Our men's football team often struggle. It's hard. We're not a soccer nation. We're a rugby nation. We've got a couple of really good players but I'd love to see how we would go against San Marino. 94th versus 210th, you know, line them up.

You never know. Yeah. You never know. I'd love to see that game. I'd like the All Blacks to play San Marino at soccer, see how they go. The All Blacks are great. They're not that great. No, but I know.

They can't completely change the sport and still win. Or maybe they could. But are they better than the world's worst men's soccer team? I don't know. Sorry, world's worst international men's soccer team. Yeah. Who knows? Maybe.

They could win. And could we beat the worst international soccer team? No. Really? As in you and I? Yeah. No. What's the bar?

You would bring down our average. I could beat them. You, definitely not. I've seen you kick a ball. It's dismal. Excuse me? I've seen you kick a soccer ball. Excuse me?

It's sad. I beat you in the penalty shootout. It is sad. I beat you in the penalty shootout. The one you cheated. This is rich. Hey, you in the penalty shootout. The one you cheated. This is rich. Hey, the video ref doesn't lie. This is very rich.

Wasn't that a dizzy penalty shootout where we had to spin around like a million times and then shoot? Yeah, correct. Okay, yeah, you beat me. Line it up, Claude. Look, Clint's getting annoyed. He's like, I did, I did. Oh, you can say anything on the show. You can't lie.

Okay. Well, I didn't lie. I didn't lie. I won't stand for it. Look, Clint is actually making him angry. Okay. We want to know. Oh, no.

I was going to mention Lucy Wymer, who works here, said that there was a touch football team in the comp that she plays in. Yeah. Hadn't won a game in 14 months. Yeah, that's... That's a long time. That's more than a season. That's more than a season.

That's two seasons. Two seasons. You think at some point that you've got to go down a grade. I want to know what's your team's longest losing streak. This team, 20 years. Our friend Lucy's team, 14 months. 14 months. What's your longest losing streak?

How long did you go without any wins? Is it more than a season? You'd be so gutted that if you went a whole season with no win. I think there's a New Zealand netball team in the ANZ Championship or whatever the New Zealand... That doesn't have a win. That hadn't had a win for like three years. I think...

Three years. I need to fact check that. In that high level. I know they went a long way or like 100 games or something like that. I'll figure it out. I need to fact check that. In that high level. I know they went a long way, or like 100 games or something like that. I'll figure it out. I'll find out that details. We want to know your longest losing streak. What is it?

What's the sport, social or otherwise, and how long did you guys go without a win? Bree and Clint. We're talking about the worst losing streaks that you have had or know of. There's a football team that has just won their first game in 20 years, an international team from San Marino. I said before that there's a New Zealand professional netball team that's gone three years without a win. I'd just like to retract that statement.

The Southern Steel went 21 games in 713 days. That's like over two years. It's not quite three though, is it? It's nearly. Yeah. The Southern Steel had their first win since May 2022 this year. Oh, well, good on them. Good on them.

Good on them. Go the Southern Steel. Back on the horse, eh? Back on the horse. Back on the winning horse. So we want to know, what's your longest losing streak? This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hello. You're being anonymous because you're dobbing in your boyfriend's hockey team. No, I don't want to get in trouble. No, tell us, Anonymous. Spill the tea. Well, they're in the pre-men's grade. Okay, so like a top

grade. Yeah. And how long have they gone without a win? I think they've won one game in the last three seasons. And then the season before, that wasn't great. How many games in a season, you reckon? Like 16. Oh, no.

But they might have less because they never made the finals, was it? Yeah, yeah. Wait, have I assaulted the wound? Anonymous, as a spectator, you know, as an impartial person here, well, we're kind of impartial, why do you think they can't win? What do you think their problem is? I don't know. They call it the Stoke Choke.

Their team name is Stoke and Stoke Choke. They'll be, like, doing all good three quarters of the game. It'll be, like, 1-0 and then they'll lose 5-1. Are they from Stoke Valley? No, just this place called Stoke in Nelson. The Stoke Choke. Well, we'll never be able to locate them now. They should talk to the Warriors,

and they can see if they can figure it out, because that seems to be their track record too. Okay, thank you, Anonymous, with the loser boyfriend. Let's go to Hayley on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi, guys. How you going?

Good, thanks. Who's the team that has a really long losing streak? So that would be my work netball team. Oh here we go Hayley, what's the deal? So yep, we're a work team, mixed netball

one male in our team and we're currently sitting on two seasons without even winning a game. So we suck. You're the seasons without even winning a game. You're the southern steel of social netball. Yeah, you know, there could be hope for us. We've taken a break for a season and we're going back next season but... Whereabouts are you, Hayley?

We're up in Auckland. Okay, you know what? Producers, can you get Hayley's number and Hayley, can you contact us? When do you reckon you're actually going to join the season again? Probably next, I'd say probably October maybe. Like this October? Yeah, this October coming, yeah.

Let me make a promise to you, Hayley. This is what we're going to do, right? In October, we're going to call you back around October and we're going to see if you've won a game. And if you haven't, Clint and I are going to do everything we can to get in touch with ex-Silver Fern players. Okay. I'm going to bring Casey Coppola because I've just met her

and spent time with her on Treasure Island. I'm going to see if I can get her to one of your games and then Clint will have some contacts. I'll bring some people. And we are going to get your team a win this season, okay? That's our promise. Brie, do you know what? To rub salt into the wound, we're a school, right?

We're teachers. Okay. So if you could do that during school time, that would just absolutely make some of these kids years. I love it. Well, that's incentive to keep losing, isn't it, Hayley? Well, our principal did say that if we won a game, the kids could have a musty day, so they're still waiting.

Oh, jeez. God, there's a lot on the line for this, Hayley. Okay, we'll get your details, Hayley. We'll get your details, and then we'll talk next month. I'll get Irene Van Dyke. I don't know her, but I'm sure we can get hold of her. We'll know some people. We'll get your details and then we'll talk next month. I'll get Irene Van Dyke. I don't know her, but I'm sure we can get hold of her. We'll know some people. We'll get them together. All right.

Sounds good. Thanks, Hayley. There you go. I can't wait for that. Two seasons. Imagine, right, Hayley's team, obviously they suck, and then we rock up, hopefully, with a bunch of ex-professional players and they'll blow the other team out of the water.

Yeah, it's almost beyond fair how much they would win by. They'd go from losing to absolutely crushing it. Well, that's life. And that is a metaphor for life. You're right. It is. You're right. Yeah, totally.

You win some, you lose some. In Hayley's team's case, you lose them all. We'll see what Stephen Adams is doing. See if he wants to come play some indoor netball. Throw him in. Put Valerie in there too. She's tall. He's promoting that chocolate milk at the moment. Why not? If we rip the chocolate milk, maybe he'll come

and play for the indoor netball team. Stephen Adams would dominate. I'm not sure if he'd fit in the court, but worth a try. Bree and Clint. Time for the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song.

No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. We've got head-to-head guessing songs every Friday, and if you join the winning team, you'll win 50 KFC chicken dollars. Rhiannon, you're on Team Brie. Kia ora. Oh, the re-read to my Brie Brie.

Hey! Let's win you this KFC, okay? And Michael, you're joining my team. Kia ora. Hey, how's it going? Good. Now you do a cute little rhyme. Ah, the Michael to my Clinton. Nice. How do you rhyme Michael with Clinton? You can't.

Nah, not really. Nah. Does Michael rhyme with anything? Cycle. Bicycle. Michael, Michael, cycle. Michael? I want to ride my bicycle.

Yeah, Michael, Michael, ride your bicycle to... Clint's house. Clint's house. Perfect! Don't think about it anymore. Claudia's in charge. Hi, Claudia. Very impressive rhymes, guys. We thought so.

We know. So good. So this is the one second song challenge. It's pretty simple. We thought so. We know. So good. So this is the one second song challenge. It's pretty simple. We'll start a song from the beginning and you just need to buzz in and tell me what it is. The theme this week, these are all songs that were written

for movies but were huge on the radio. Okay. You got that Michael? I mean Michael? Yeah. Great. Yeah. Great. He's got it. He's got it. And I don't even need to ask Rhiannon because I can speak to her telepathically. Can she sing? I'm all over it.

You guys are synced up. What's that, Rhiannon? I'm all over it, too. Yeah, let's go. Did you hear that or was that just you? That was just you. I didn't hear anything. You didn't hear anything? No. That's incredible.

It's like a perfect line. You guys are so in sync. I know. Okay, well, let's see how you play as a team. It's like a perfect line. You guys are so in sync. I know. Okay, well, let's see how you play as a team. So, Bree and Clint. You synced up your Michaels. I mean, cycles. Okay.

All right. It's a full moon. All right. Okay, Bree and Clint, you guys are going to go first. I need the artist and the name of the song. Buzz them with your name if you know it. All right. Okay.

All right. Bree. Bree. That's Kelly Clarkson. All right. Okay. Free. Free. That's Kelly Clarkson. Break away. You got it. Well done. Lucky guess.

This was my most listened to song when I lived in Stanthorpe, Queensland. How's that? Country town. Just a country girl trying to get out. You stare out the window

pretending you're in a music video. Yeah. Pretty much. And now look at you. In the big city. Yeah. City lights. Staring out the window like you're in a music video.

Longing to get back home for a bit of farm time. Made it to the Olympics for break dancing. I'm not Reagan. Rhiannon and Michael, are you ready to give this a go? Yeah. Come on, Rhiannon. Just buzz in with your name if you think you know it. Here it is.

Wait, stop. What? What movie was that Kelly Clarkson song in? It was in Princess Diaries 2. Oh, great. Of course. Classic. All right.

Obviously. All right. Okay, here we go. Yes, Michael. Did you buzz it? No, you didn't? Okay. Rhiannon. Yes.

Rhiannon. The Climb, Miley Cyrus. Yes. Oh, no. And it was in. The, hold on, wait. The one with Liam Hemsworth? No.

No? Hunger Games. It wasn't the Hannah Montana movie. It was. It was. Okay, well done, Rhiannon. This is the one where she's taken her wig off. And she's like, it was me the whole time.

All right, we could well lose it here, Michael. We've got to pull through here. By we, you mean just you, Clint. Because it's your turn. Okay, Brie and Clint, this is for you. Brie. It definitely was Brie. Charlie XCX, Boom Clack.

Well done. What movie? It's from The Fault in Our Stars. Really? Yeah, we did it, baby. Yay. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Bless you.

Thank you. You're welcome. Not our week, Michael, unfortunately. Nah. But you can take... Maybe next time, nah. Maybe next time. I'll put the stronger start.

I reckon, yeah. You can take away all that fun banter we had at the start, though, Michael. That's free. Less puns, more focus, I reckon. You're right, Mike. I agree, yeah. Yeah. Michael.

Stronger performance. Okay, all right. All right. He's treating me mean to keep you clean. He knows what you like. Bree and Clint. I honestly can't believe this. I did a cross-check it with a few different websites,

but it is indeed true. Who is the famous person that will be featured on this season of Dancing With The Stars America? Mm-hmm. None other than Inventing Anna, Anna Delvey. Oh, my God. The criminal chick from the Netflix show. Otherwise known as Anna Sorokin.

Yes. Anna Delvey, the one who that whole TV show was about, the fraudster, the one who has gone to jail. She's still on house arrest. She will be competing in this season of America's Dancing with the Stars. Wow.

Interesting definition of star, isn't it? I know. But I mean, she's got a whole TV show about it. She does. Before that, I'd be like, well, no. But that show was one of the biggest shows of what? 2021? Yeah, but again, I could understand if the person who played Anna Delvey was on Dancing with the Stars. But, I mean, yeah, she's famous. She's famous for being a criminal. She's a famous criminal.

You told me that she's on house arrest, which means she'll have a special part of her costume. She is currently still wearing an ankle bracelet. Yeah. So here's the deal, right? She was found guilty of theft of services and grand larceny, where she was sentenced to four to 12 years in prison, but was released on house arrest in 2021, but then was taken back into custody by the US Immigration

and Customs Enforcement, so ICE, for overstaying her visa. So in 2022, a judge allowed her to fight her case against being deported whilst on house arrest. But she's still on house arrest and obviously she's fighting getting deported. So then when she got offered to do the show, she had to call the ice people and said, hey, I've been offered to do Dancing With The Stars.

Can I do it? Because she had to go out of the state and apparently it took 10 days and it was touch and go, but they eventually came back and said, yeah, you can. They were like, oh, my God, crack up. Yeah, you should totally do Dancing With The Stars. But you have to keep your ankle bracelet on. Here is Anna Delvey talking about whether or not

she will have the ankle bracelet during Dancing With The Stars. You still have to wear the ankle monitor? Oh, yeah, that's still here. Of course. Are you at all intimidated or nervous? I mean, what's the worst that can happen? They're not going to arrest me for dancing badly.

There's that voice. What's the worst that can happen? She's like, why are you dressed like that? Why do you look so poor? Why do you only give me 9 out of 10? Why are you so fat? If you just look

some way, you're just little somewhere. Do a better dance. You look so much better. Why don't you just dance better? I love that series. Such a good. What's the name of the actress that played her? She's also in Ozark.

Julia Garner. God, she was phenomenal in that role. She is incredible. But anyway, the pictures of the real Anna Delvey have come out for, you know, to promote the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And her ankle bracelet's on full display. In that interview, it's not in there, but her dance partner, I think, said that they're going to put like rhinestones on it. They're going to bejazzle it.

Gotcha. Yeah. Bejazzle? No. Bejazzle. No, that's a different place. Bejewel. Bejazzle. Bejazzle. That's what I said the first time. Is it? Yeah.

I feel like that's a booby one. Are you trying to say bedazzle? Ah, bedazzle. What's a bejazzle? That's something else. That's when you glitter something else. I'm just looking up whether Chappelle Corby did the Australian Dancing with the Stars. Oh, yeah, good one.

Yeah. Bindi Irwin did the American one and won it. Yeah, but Bindi Irwin's not a criminal. No, I know. Right. I'm just doing this, you know. Oh, she did. Chappelle Corby did.

Back in 2021. Manu Vatuvai did the New Zealand one. No, that was before he went to jail. But he did it before he went to jail. Yeah, that's different. So he did Dancing with the Stars before his ankle bracelet. He did it the other way around. Yeah.

Yeah. Which is fine. What do you reckon Chappelle Corby came? She was on it? Yes. I don't know. I don't know who she was up against. Was she up against Ray Gunn or any other Australian dancer?

Oh, my God. They should get Ray Gunn on it. They should get Ray Gunn. She won't do it because she'll think that it's below her. Was she up against Justice Crew or Timo Madder? The guys from Justice Crew. Now, that would be a great season. Ray Gunn needs to be on the American Dancing with the Stars.

You reckon she's that big of a name? Yeah, I do. It was global. It was the frickin' Olympics. It was very global. Would she do it? She'd do it. We've figured it out.

We're trying to figure out what Regan's path to redemption is because Regan has the chance to be like a loved global sensation. Yeah, but I just don't think she gets it. She needs to take the piss out of herself like everyone else is. And dancing with the stars would be the way to do it. And she's a dancer. Well, I told you, eh, that there's rumours that she's going to be on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

Oh, yeah, that's fine. Oh, you guys should get her for Celebrity Treasure Island. Oh! Next season. Lock her in. Someone put me in charge of a television show. I've got so many good ideas. And then we'll get Anna Delvey.

Yeah. And Chappelle Corby. Oh, my God. And Marnie Budhubai. It'll rate its tits off. Yeah. Bree and Clint. It's time for a round of our Friday-oke.

Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday-oke. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Last thing it was Coldplay. That was alright. But we thought, let's do something from the old Eilish. The Billy Eilish. The old Eilish, eh? The old Eilish.

Billy, I assume. We're going to do Birds of a Feather today. I can't remember how I went. It wouldn't have been great. Do you remember? I remember singing softly. Yeah, same, I think. I think I sang as soft as I've ever sung.

Did you try and go for like some rasp? Nah, I just tried to hold back and it's not in my nature to hold back. Yeah, no, it isn't in your nature to hold back. So I don't know

how this is going to go but let's just give it a go. It's your song this week. I chose it. So you get to go first. Okay. Give it a,

give it a hoon. Give it a whirl. Give it a whirl. Give it a whirl. Oh, no. We'll hear both and then you can vote on the winner. buried till I'm in the casket you carry if you go I'm going to cause it was always you all right and now I'm turning blue please don't save me nothing left to lose without my baby. Birds of a feather, we can stick together.

I know I said I'd never think that I was better alone. Can't change the weather, might not be forever. But if it's forever, it's even better. I reckon that was quite good, all things considered. I think my chorus was quite strong this week. I thought your verse was better than your chorus. Oh, you reckon? Okay, you would know more than me. I thought your verse was quite good.

Okay, thanks. There's a few bum notes. And I had some flashbacks to remembering how mine sounded. Mate, we don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. Maybe Billie Eilish We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know.

Maybe Billie Eilish Birds of a Feather is the perfect song for a fully grown man who can't sing to sing. Who knows? Well done. Yours is out of the way.

You can relax. I'll sit back. This is my Good luck. Billie Eilish Birds of a Feather for Friday, OK? I want you to stay

Till I'm in the grave Till I rot away Dead and buried Till I'm in the casket You carry If you go I'm going too Cause it was always you Alright And if I'm turning blue

Please don't save me Nothing left to lose without my baby Birds of a feather, we should stick together I know I said I'd never think I wasn't better alone Can't change the weather, might not be forever But if it's forever, it's even better Did you have a cold? No.

Okay, you were just going for the... I tried to sing softly. I quite like the different change of pace for you. Oh, why has he left that in there? There's still something on there, on that track. That wasn't meant to be there. Someone said Clint's was flavourless. Yeah, I get that too.

I can kind of hear that. God, people are funny on the text machine. Flavourless is funny. It's so funny. Someone else said, don't save me. Sorry, Brie. Mmm. Mmm.

Look, two very different renditions of Billie Eilish today. Yeah, there was different flavours in the mix. Well, there was a flavour and there was a flavourless. So, who's the winner? We're looking for five people to call 0800DIALZM and pick the best of those two. Yes. You didn't have to love it.

You just have to tell us who you preferred. Whose did you hate less? Whose did you think was a little bit less shit than the other one? Do you want a quick recap? Do you want a quick recap? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need a recap. You need a recap, right?

I forget. Bree? Birds of a feather, we can stick together, I know. I said I'd never think that I was better alone. And Clint? Birds of a feather, we should stick together, I know. I said I'd never think I wasn't better alone. All right.

You've heard both. We need your votes now. 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696 with your feedback. Who's the Friday Oki winner this week? Bree and Clint. Friday Oki! And welcome back to Friday Oki where this week we took on

Billie Eilish, Birds of a Feather. There was Bree Lee Eilish. Birds of a Feather. There was Brie Lee Eilish. Birds of a feather, we can stick together, I know. I said I'd never think that I was better alone. And Clint Lee Eilish. Birds of a feather, we should stick together, I know. I said I'd never think I wasn't better alone

Had you repped some devil's lettuce before that? I'm very relaxed aren't I? Like a big amount of devil's lettuce. We appreciate the feedback that doesn't hold back like this text here. Clint, honey if you get any flatter you would fit

under my bed. Lol Bree you nailed it, babe. A lot of support for you, though, on the text machine as well. Someone said, hi, I vote for Clint. He was so much more easy to listen to. I'll take it at this point. Ouch, ouch. Damien is here.

Hi, Damien. Hi, Damien. Hey, how are you guys? How are you doing? Good, thank you, mate. Happy Friday. Happy Friday to you too. Who's your winner for Friday Hockey this week, Damien?

I think it's a pretty clear cut this week. I think Bree took it out by quite a considerable margin. I will take it, Damo. Thank you, my friend. Clint, mate, I don't think you should be singing Billy Eilish ever again. Yeah, no, me neither. Me neither, but, you know.

Got to give these things a go to find out, right, Damien? Yeah, you got to give it a crack, Damien. Yeah, yeah, me neither. Me neither, but, you know. Got to give these things a go to find out, right, Damien? Yeah, you got to give it a crack, Damien. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone texted and said... Damien's like, you both don't have to give it a crack anymore. Well, someone texted us and said, hey, guys, I vividly remember last time you did Billie Eilish, you said we should steer clear of Billie Eilish.

I feel like I remember saying that as well. And yet here we are. Victoria's here to vote. Hi, Victoria. Hi, Victoria. Hi, Victoria. Hi, how are you? We're good. It's 1-0 to Bree.

What did you think? I think that Bree was objectively probably less shit, but I'm going to vote for Clint because I think he had more obstacles in his way to sound like Billy and he actually has more of a Billie Eilish vibe. Okay, I had a bigger distance to golf, but I was definitely objectively shitter

than Brie, is what you're saying. No, but I'm going to vote for you because I think you have more of the Billy Eilish vibe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But all things being equal, Brie was better, but you're going to vote for me. Correct. Correct. All I needed is a big fat joint or something. I'm just kidding. I wasn't stoned. I wasn't stoned.

Are you sure? I promise. Jackson's here. Hi, Jackson. Hi,'t stoned. Are you sure? I promise. Jackson's here. Hi, Jackson. Hi, Jackson. Hi. What do you reckon, Jackson, this week? Who's won? I'm going to go, you know what?

We're going to go with Lee. You're going to go with me, Jackson? Yep. Oh, legend, mate. You've made my whole week. Thank you? Yep. Oh, legend, mate. You've made my whole week. Thank you, buddy. Okay. Thanks, Jackson.

Have a great weekend. 2-1 to Bree. Eliza is on 0800 dials to them. Hi, Eliza. Hi, Eliza. Hi. What did you think of our Billie Eilish Friday Okies? Yes.

I think Bree was definitely better, but I feel bad for Clint, so I'm going to give a vote for Clint. A pity vote. A pity vote. Yeah. Yeah, a pity vote. And I am not too proud to take a pity vote, Eliza. Neither am I.

I always say that. If it keeps me in the competition, I'll take it. Yeah. So thanks, Eliza. I'm never too proud for a pity vote. I'll take them where I can get them. This is interesting. We've had a request for a special deciding vote from our boss,

Ross Boss, this afternoon. Wait a second. Hi, Ross. Hi, Ross. Hi, guys. Look, it's an office favourite this thing. Oh, no. He's going to tell us off. Well, I mean, I guess to sum it up

today, it happened, right? It definitely happened. There was singing and it was played. And so when, Brie, when your one first played, I was like, well, I mean, I've decided my vote already. This is horrendous. And I was about to pick like Clint has won. And then I can only describe your version, Clint, as concussed.

As what? Sorry, you describe it as what? Concussed. Concussed. Concussed. Yeah, right. That was... Poor Lucy, man.

Poor Lucy. Yeah, I get it. I get it. See, I wasn't stoned. I had a head injury. Oh, that's the same vibe. Can we just be clear? Because I am concussed and I just need to, for clarity's sake,

you're voting for Brie. Is that correct, Ross Boss? Reluctantly, but yes. Thank you, Ross Boss. Birds of a feather, we can stick together, I know. I said I'd never think that I was better alone. That is probably the worst harmony anyone has ever done. They're all over the place, eh?

Terrible. But it was a winning performance. Congratulations. Holy smoke. Should we do Billie Eilish happier than ever next week? No, we don't want to be cancelled. We want to make it to the end of the year. Bree and Clint.

ZM, Bree and Clint. That's Cyril and Stumbling In. God, we have some heated arguments in here that you guys never get to hear. You never get to hear. Like, absolutely nothing. Like, we're not even arguing about it. Should we live stream this show one day?

I don't think so. And all the bit that happens off, you get to hear that. Because we can't broadcast those things. But you can put it on the internet. We were just screaming at each other. Bree thinks she knows what my type is. You have no idea what my type is. Your type is so predictable that I said if there was 30 women in the room

and you had to pick out 10, like you put 10 in there that were your type and there was 30, I could pick out every single one. Just 10 out of 30. Well, yeah, well, Clint probably would be attracted to all 30. I could pick out every single one. Just 10 out of 30? Well, yeah, well, Clint probably would be attracted to all 30, so. I'm an equal opportunist creep. It would be a very easy game. Let me just say, you say one time that you're attracted to Sydney Sweeney and all of a sudden you're predictable.

Okay, that's all I'll say. That's all I'll say. Hey, I think the word we used was basic. Oh, we laugh, we joke, but we also do birthday bangers on this show. Number one song when you turn 16. Who's up first? Kendall's going first. Hi, Kendall.

Hi, Kendall. Hey, guys. How's it going? Do you think your type is predictable, Kendall? Oh, I would say it's my partner's type, to be safe. And what's that? Your partner is your type. Is that what you're saying? Oh, brown.

Oh, okay. How long have you and your partner been together? Nearly five years. Good save, because if they're listening, there's going to be a fight tonight, but you saved it. He saved it. Kendall, let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth?

28th of the 9th, 1996. All right. That means, Kindle, you were 16 in 2012. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. Yes, Kindle. The script and Will.i.am. Yeah, correct. Do you like it, Kindle?

It's okay, it's okay. It's not the best script song. Not the best. Were you hoping for something a bit more brown? Sure, sure, we can say that. It's not bad, it's a good start. Thanks, Kindle. Let's go to Joey on 0800.

Hi, Joey. Hi, Joey. Heyo. What's your type, Joey on 0800 dials. Hi, Joey. Hi, Joey. Heyo. What's your type, Joey? My type? Yeah. Two legs and single would be great. Oh, Joey, that's ableist.

He's easily pleased. Yeah. Joey, what's your birthday, mate? It is 3rd of October, 1997. All right. You were 16, that means, in 2013. And back on that exact date, this was at the top. Just like Joey at a singles bar.

Wrecking ball, Miley Cyrus. What do you reckon, Joey? Oh, I love Hannah Montana. Yeah. Who doesn't? She is just the best of both worlds, isn you reckon, Joey? Oh, I love Hannah Montana. Yeah. Who doesn't? She is just the best of both worlds, isn't she, Joey? Absolutely. Yeah, she's great.

Okay, wait there. We're going to do Caroline's birthday banger. Hi, Caroline. Hi, Caroline. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. And now, do you know your type, Caroline?

No. Well, I guess someone with a similar sense of humour. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. And you bagged one. Perfect. Yeah. Good on you.

Give us your date of birth. What are your birthday banger? 5th of the 6th, 83. All right. That means you were 16, Caroline, in 1999. And here's your birthday banger. They bang it. Ricky Martin. What do you reckon, Caroline?

Yeah, nah. I personally hate it. You're Irish, Caroline? I sure am. Are you going to be happy that I'm voting for the script then? Yes, yeah Absolutely I would take that, yeah Are they super popular in back home, Caroline?

Yeah, but they're kind of after my time Yeah, right Right, right, gotcha You're more of a U2 generation Oh God, no, no No, okay, don't tell you that What about Bewitched? Oh, you've got to like Bewitched.

No. Oh. The Cause? No, not really. Caroline! Don't you dare. Don't you dare talk about The Cause like that on this show. I love The Cause.

I'm saying nothing. No. Okay, good. Yeah, that's good. I'm voting for Hall of Fame from the script. Na-na-na-na, Hall of Fame. Live in the Vita, Loka. Oh, you suck.

No, Claudia's going to vote for it too. Ella. Ella. Ella, what's the winner of Birthday Banger today? Pretty easy for a Friday. Don't mess it up. I want to move. I want to dance.

Live in the Vita, Loka. Yeah. I thought for sure she was going to say Wrecking Ball. I'm not numbered on this show. Oh, come on, Clint, for a Friday. Caroline, the song you hate has won birthday begging. Congratulations. Oh, true.

ZM, Brie and Clint. ZDM Brie and Clint. June, I'll admit, Ricky Martin, Livin' La Vida Loca, the winner of Birthday Bangers Day from the year 1999. He's got such bops. His music's not bad too. A Ricky Martin concert would be very fun. It'd be so fun. It'd be so feel bad too. A Ricky Martin concert would be very fun. It'd be so fun.

It'd be so feel good too. Met him once. Nice fella? Absolutely lovely guy. Oh, good. We were only allowed to film him from one side, but incredibly nice guy. True story.

I saw this interesting thing on TikTok. And essentially it said, if you can answer, if you can get your partner to answer this one question, it'll help you find out how well they know you. Yeah. How well does your partner know you? You can get them to answer this one question. You can find out. I know how well your partner or best friend knows you. Ask them this question. Someone told you they saw me arguing with a stranger on the street.

What would you immediately assume that I was arguing with them about? So your partner should know the answer to this. Yeah, so the question if you didn't hear it then, if someone told you they saw me arguing with a stranger on the street, what would you immediately assume I was arguing with them about? We've both texted our partners. Both texted our partners. We both have replies.

We both have replies. And then I've also asked the producers who we, I would say, nearly spend more time with them. Than our partners. Than our partners. Lucky you guys. To answer this question as well, to see who knows us the best. Our partners or the producers?

Let's do Brie first. You see Brie arguing on the street. What do you assume the argument is about, Claudia? I feel like someone is wearing either like those little ballet flats or crocs and they're trying to convince her that they're cool. Brie's giving them a piece of her

mind. I'm sorry. You her mind. I'm sorry. You look stupid. I'm sorry. Those flat things that are clear, that women are wearing. Little toes through the front. The clear ones. You know what I'm talking about. Listen to how fired up she is.

You might be right. That's pretty good. You might be right. How have we fallen into the trap where we're actually buying those? Ella, you see Brie this impassioned on the street. What is she arguing about? I don't know how it would come up, but I could definitely see a fight happening

where it's like Queenslanders and a Blues fan and it's just getting heated. She's arguing about state of origin. Oh, you're spot on. She's arguing about rugby league. Someone's like really dissing it. Okay. Yeah.

Well, do either of you know Brie as well as her partner? My partner said probably a social injustice. Like if someone did something to another person that wasn't nice, that's what you'd be arguing about. You'd be defending their honour. Yes. That's literally my second one. I'd have to go my partner was probably the most correct.

Good choice. Ella, Claudia. Wow. Bad choice. Your reaction would say otherwise. Yeah, true. Your reaction would say Claudia. No, but I don't know what the social injustice is.

You tell me something where someone has been done wrong. Someone's being homophobic in platform Crocs. Oh, hell no. Okay. It's being homophobic in platform Crocs. Oh, hell no! Okay. In a blues jersey. In a blues jersey, yeah. Claudia, you see me arguing with someone on the street. What are we arguing about?

The person on the street thinks they know exactly what your type is, and that type is Sydney Sweeney. That's pretty good. She is one of. They're all the same. It's a spectrum, okay? She's on the spectrum.

Every time you say, oh, they're my type, they all look the same. I'm not going to argue it. I don't want to give you the satisfaction. Ella, you see me arguing with someone on the street? What are we arguing about? Someone has dinged your car, but they blame you. Ooh.

And they're not settling down. Okay. And then they hear your music in your car and start dissing that. Okay. And then it gets personal. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Road rage.

Well, I text that question to my partner. Yes, what'd she say? You saw me arguing on the street with someone. What do you think I'm arguing about? My wife said, hmm, probably a fender bender. Someone has scraped your car and denied it. No! Either way, the argument is 100% car related.

You're joking. Ella's right. Crushed it. She's joking. On the money. I know you so well, Clint. I know. Pucker up. I'm not blonde

Some would say his type is predictable Do you have anything you want to say to that? I don't know if I should say that Ella is my type To prove you wrong Or if that's just creepy It's not a winner No that's creepy It's creepy

Alright that was revealing Bree and Clint And that's it The end of the. All right, that was revealing. Brie and Clint. And that's it. The end of the Brie and Clint show for another week. Wrap it up. Wrap this thing up, boys. Check it in the bin. Pass it to you by date.

Put it in a doggy bag because I'm taking it to go. Failed the sniff test. Perfect. Perfect. When was the last time you did the sniff test on a pair of undies? Hey. Oh, don't act like you never have done it. Perfect. Perfect. When was the last time you did the sniff test on a pair of undies? Oh. Oh, don't act like you never have done it. Mine?

Yours. Well, you've got daughters, so you have to do that kind of thing. Oh, I'm not sniffing their undies. Well, you're going to sniff their nappy. Why am I sniffing their nappy? To see if they've done poopies. You've never sniffed a nappy. You've never held up your daughter and sniffed a nappy. Why am I sniffing their nappy? To see if they've done poopies. You've never sniffed a nappy.

You've never held up your daughter and sniffed a nappy. Well, not recently, but yeah. No, but you would have done it. True.

Yeah. When was the last time you sniffed your undies? Go on. I don't know. I don't know. But you can't say.

Oh, no, no. I definitely have given a sniff test before, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mainly have. You know when you pack a little overnight bag? Or like you have a bag.

And you're unpacking. And then you're unpacking and you, obviously, you're putting your dirty clothes into it. And then you're like. Did I wear these ones? You're like, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you're. Oh, they were warm.

Sniff test. Woo. Skid test. Woo! Skid test. They're going straight into my basket. What a horrible end to the show. See you guys next week on the Brand Clint Show. Have a great weekend. Be safe.

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