ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 7th April 2022

Episode Date: April 7, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast I just saw one of my friends is putting that 8 count hot sauce on one of their meals and I'm just writing to him I had a teaspoon of that sauce and I think I burnt my ring hole off just to let you know. I do think it would be better for your body if it was placed on food.

It's like alcohol, you know? You line your stomach, you'll have a more enjoyable experience. Unless you're Anastasia, who still says eating is cheating. I don't. You do. Couple of crackers.

You told us you go to a BYO with two bottles of wine and you don't eat any food. Hey, look, there's always bag of chips around. That's good lining. That's good roughage. Bag of chips is good. Potato starch. Yes, yes.

Soaks up the booze. Yeah, the starch gets it. Not that it's all about booze. I might be on the raspberry cokes. You don't know, Clint. You never asked. Or have a raspberry coke. I've never seen you hold a raspberry coke in my life.

That's because you've never seen me hold a raspberry Coke because I'm always buying jugs of it. Jugs of raspberry Coke. Can I get a jug of raspberry Coke, please? Did you guys ever have a snake bite? Drink a snake bite? I think so. No, I didn't even really had it either, but when I worked in bars, we used to order snake bites. It's a

cider with two shots of raspberry cordial Oh, shit. That's my next order. We used to do, it was a massive thing, and this is for the Aussies listening, or maybe it's for a lot of people listening, but I feel like I've said this before and you weren't a part of this.

Wet pussy shot? No, wet pussy shots, I mean, the Aussies will know. And now you guys are on board the wet pussy shot. I saw one on TikTok this morning. So good. But it was a massive thing. I saw one of those too. Yeah, I bet you did. I don't board the wet pussy shot. I saw one on TikTok this morning. So good. But it was a massive thing. I saw one on the TikTok. Yeah.

I bet you did. I don't think it was a shot. I think it was a video. Anyway, you used to get a... Small window before the family woke up. Okay, stop. Yuck. It's yuck.

No. It's yucky. Go home. We used to get Smirnoff Double Blacks and we used to take a sip out of the top and then they'd pour heaps of raspberry cordial into it because it was so disgusting to drink on its own. Did you not enjoy a Smirnoff Double Black on its own?

Yeah, that's offensive to Smirnoff Double Black. Absolutely not. It's like lime flavour, isn't it? Is it lime? No, it's guarana. It's like a bee. Yeah, guarana. Yeah, it's like nitro. And it was just easier to drink and because they were so strong, everyone would do it. Maybe I've never had a Smirnoff Double Black.

What? Have you never had one? I've had a Smirnoff Red and a Smirnoff Black. We need to call. We should call my mum and ask her to tell the story about the time she accidentally had two Smirnoff Double Blacks. Oh, she's a lightweight, too. So she went to this.

She went to. So my dad's a farmer, and he has backpackers that work for him, right? Yeah. And they were having a party, like a leaving party. And my mum, my dad was going to say goodbye to, you know, these guys that he'd worked with for like four months. Yeah.

And my mum decided to go down and they handed her a Smirnoff double black. And she just thought it was like a Rusky. Do you guys have those? Nah, but that's just like a cruiser, right? Yeah, like a Smirnoff double black and she just thought it was like a Rusky. Do you guys have those? No, but that's just like a cruiser, right? Yeah, like a Smirnoff Rusky, yeah. Anyway, so she had one and she's like, oh, yeah, that was pretty nice. And she had another one and she vomited like four times at the party. No, don't laugh.

No, she was fine. She's just the biggest lightweight in the world. She got double blacked. She double blacked out. Yeah. She's just the biggest lightweight in the world. She got double blacked. She did. She double blacked out. Yeah. She did. She always tells that story, dude.

Oh, shit. She's like, oh, get those double blacks away from me. You know what happened last time. Can you get us some smoother double blacks for the show tomorrow? I want to try one. Okay, we've got to have it early. Yeah. Or late.

Or late. Oh, no, I'm going to kick with Dan Carter tomorrow. Yeah, let's have one late No you can't I say we fill him full of double blacks No because your breath He'll smell it He'll kick way better

It'd be embarrassing I need to relax No I'm really sorry You got him at DC Would not appreciate We'll give him We'll give him a double black And a lorazepam

And he's good to go If anyone can appreciate Kicking on the piss It'll be Dan Carter Yeahham. Yeah, nah. Yeah. Around the boys. The bridge is having a party. Okay, alright. Let's go.

Let's go. I'm coming in. Well, howdy pilgrim. See you guys. Bree and Clint. What time is it? Three, two, one. It is Bree and Clint What time is it? 3, 2, 1 It is Brie and Clint Good everybody, Brie and Clint

Welcome to the show Are they getting rid of fizzy drinks at the school? My school got rid of fizzy drinks in the 2000s Years ago, yeah, that's why How can you still buy a fizzy drink at school? A guy at my school started his own business Selling drinks out of a chilli bin. We did that.

Yeah. We got discounted energy drinks. Yeah. And he made, like, good money. He's now an entrepreneur and he's a multi-millionaire. What are you doing? Oh, this. Oh.

Ow. We used to buy them for a dollar and sell them for two dollars. What was his mark-up? Do you know? I think his mark-up was a lot higher. Yeah, right. And people paid it. I'm going to go into schools and start

selling some black market fizzy drinks. Nah, you know what they really want in schools at the moment? Can you imagine you? Yeah. How old are you now? 35-year-old Clint goes into schools and goes Psst, guys, you want to buy some drinks? You want to buy some fizzy drinks? Nah, I know what the real market is in schools. What? Vape pods. Oh. Let's

hope not. It is. Unfortunately, it is. If you're listening kids, do not vape. No. Do's hope not. It is. Unfortunately, it is. If you're listening, kids, do not vape. No. Do not vape. No. Bad news. Your parents are like, please get into fizzy drink.

Anything but the vapes. We'll give you all the fizzy drink you want. Hey, today on the show, look, I don't want to overhype this because I don't really know all the details, but I know there are two big announcements coming in the secret sound at five o'clock. I have heard there's been a lot of fluttering about around here in the office. There's some busy beavers. Yeah, I reckon it's going to be big.

So we'll have a regular guest at 4 o'clock with the information that you already have. We'll take a guest at 5 o'clock. And then Soundkeeper Ella has just, I've just heard a big announcement at 5 o'clock for Secret Sounds. Huge, massive. So if you're playing, do not miss either of those today. We'll get her in. We'll bloody grill her. When she gets here, we'll grill her.

We'll get it out of her. We'll put the flashlight in her face and we'll go, tell us what you know! Right now, it's time for Tradie vs. Lady. Another win for the Tradies yesterday, taking them to 31 wins for the year. The ladies sitting on 20. Let's meet a lady who's on the comeback trail.

She's 26. She's from Hutt City, baby. And she loves cooking and baking. Welcome to the show, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. What are you baking for Easter? Anything special? We've made banana cake with Easter eggs

and we're doing a brownie as well. Yum! Can I come to your house? Oh, okay. I'll probably just get bought chocolate eggs, I'd say. Oh, poor you. Oh. Hopefully not the cheap ones. I find the taste that's patient. Yes!

I agree. I agree, Michaela. If you're going to eat chocolate, you want the good stuff. You've got to get the good stuff. Splash a little bit more. Okay, let's meet our tradie today. He's 34. He's from Tauranga, and he's won Tradieverse Lady before. Oh, welcome to the show, Nev.

G'day, Nev. How long ago did you win? Would have been October last year, around about there. Oh, yeah, not that long ago. No. No. Okay, Nev, your buzzer is tradie. Michaela, yours is lady.

First to three gets $50 cash, thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go, question number one. Comedian Amy Schumer hosted the Oscars last week. What was the name of the hit film she wrote and directed in 2015, Train What? Rick. Lady. Yes, Michaela. Train Rick? Rick. Lady. Yes, Michaela.

Train Rick. That is correct. Can someone turn their radio down, please? Whoever's got their radio on in the background. Thank you. All right. Question number two. One to the ladies.

Pink was in the news yesterday dragging Rolling Stones magazine after they didn't include her in their 25 greatest Grammy performances ever list. How many kids does Pink have? Trady. Yes, Nev? Two. It is two. Correct.

Boy and a girl. Oh, yep. I believe. Question number three, one apiece. What blossoms is the national flower of Japan? Trady. Yes, Nev? Cherry blossoms. It Blossom.

Well done. It is Cherry Blossom. Nice work. Two on the board. Question number four. You need this one here, Michaela, to stop him. Ed Sheeran has come out on top in the lawsuit accusing him of plagiarism. Name an Ed Sheeran song.

Trady. Trady. Nev for the win. Cheerlead. Yeah for the win. Shivers. Yeah, well done. Nice. I wasn't sure if he was naming an Ed Sheeran song or if he was going, oh, Shivers, that's a hard one.

You've gone back to back. I love Shivers. You love Shivers. Back to back, Nev. 50 bucks again coming your way. Brian Clint. Another opportunity I don't want to miss out on, and after

two and a half years of this bloody COVID crap I am finally going back to Australia. Hopefully. Fingers crossed. Don't get COVID. Let's not talk about that.

But I've got flights booked to Australia for Easter and I haven't been able to do that for've got flights booked to Australia for Easter. Yeah. And I haven't been able to do that for two years. So this is massive for me. I'm super excited about it. Oh, my God. You're going to have two years' worth of Easter eggs waiting for you there.

Well, that's a great question. Yeah. Because I was speaking to my mum. Mama died the other day on the phone. And she called me up and she says, I just need to know what Easter eggs you and your partner would like. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Because my mum is someone who still does the whole, you know, big thing.

Even for you oldies. Yeah, even for the oldies. She gets up in the middle of the night and, you know, because... Wait, she doesn't do a full Easter egg hunt, does she? No. I mean, she could step it up this year. Because, you know, obviously when you get older, the Easter bunny doesn't come to you anymore because it's too busy dealing with all the little kids. Is she? No. I mean, she could step it up this year. Because, you know, obviously when you get older,

the Easter Bunny doesn't come to you anymore because it's too busy dealing with all the little kids. So my mum has to step up to the plate. And, yeah, so we're still getting Easter eggs this year. Is that something that happens in your family? Yeah, mum did an Easter egg delivery last year. Oh, nice. Yeah, Easter Bunny came for the girls and mum dropped me some eggs so I didn't feel left out.

So you didn't feel left out. So you didn't feel left out. Do you feel like this is a common thing for us adults? No. I think there's a cut-off point. What's the cut-off? Oh, my God, there's a cut-off? I think it's 30. But I don't know.

I don't have adult children. Someone who does is your mother. Yes, and we've got her on the line right now to ask her. Hello, Mama Di. Hi, guys. How are you going? Happy Easter when it's coming. How have you been?

So can you tell us, Mama Di, as a parent, what age does the Easter Bunny stop coming and then you have to step in to provide the eggs for your older children? That's the first question. Never. Never? Oh, the Easter Bunny. Oh, it's just the bad kids

That's why the Easter Bunny doesn't come And when are you too old To receive Easter eggs Well never because I think Until I can't shop That's when it stops Oh stop My mum yeah she gets up in the middle of the night

And creeps into our room And hides Easter eggs in there Well you're lucky you haven't run into the Easter Bunny On your missions mumma die Yeah, she gets up in the middle of the night and creeps into our room and hides Easter eggs in there. Really? Yeah. Well, you're lucky you haven't run into the Easter bunny on your missions, Mama Di. I know. I have occasionally, but it's never the Easter bunny.

Oh. Okay. I think that is not a conversation for right now. No, I think, you know what I think, guys? I think we all have to have, at whatever age, and particularly as you're getting older, we all have to have, at whatever age, and particularly as you're getting older, we all have to have a bit of magic. And I think if a few chocolate Easter eggs

or a little bit of something at the end of the bed for a surprise, I think it's not that hard to do, is it, really? Is that a pointed comment? Oh, that's really cute. At the other Easter bunny in your house, Big Steve? When you say it's not that hard to do, are you hoping that your husband is listening?

That's been long gone. Yeah, that train's long gone. Have you seen... What he does with bunnies we won't talk about. Yeah, my dad's been known to shoot. No, okay. They're pests. We're on the land so we are won't talk about. Yeah, my dad's been known to shoot. No, okay. Wait, wait, wait.

They're pissed. We're on the land, so we are, you know. We're on the land. Not Easter bunnies, though. Not Easter bunnies, though. Not the Easter bunnies. Come on, guys. You need to clarify. Just the Easter bunnies cousins.

No, I was going to say, have you guys seen that meme that's going around? There's this meme that I've seen a million times now, and it's like, I know I'm an adult. I know I pay my own bills. I know I do all this stuff. But if my parents or the Easter Bunny don't give me Easter eggs this year, I'm going to lose my crap.

So I feel like... I think it's more vital at this time of all the times that we've had. It makes my whole Easter. So I feel like Bree has commandeered a nationwide radio station right now to drag her mother out into the open to ensure that she will be receiving chocolate eggs on Easter Sunday next weekend. Well, I'll tell you something.

I went shopping this morning very early and I spent $300 and a third of that was whatever you want to imagine it was. God, I can't wait to come home. It's going to be a good time. I'm going to come back five kilos heavier, but I'm okay with that. Yeah, all right. Well, we're just not going to eat for a week, but that's okay. You're not getting anything other than chocolate.

I literally on Easter Sunday, you should see me and my sister. Every Easter we look at each other and we're like, this is the one day of the year where anything other than chocolate. I literally, on Easter Sunday, you should see me and my sister. Every Easter, we look at each other and we're like, this is the one day of the year where we just eat chocolate. All right, well, have you used to... What about... Oh, yeah. I just have to tell you one thing, what your father does every Easter. You give him a big, nice Easter egg, a proper shape.

I used to sneak in there a few days later or a week later to just, like, a little bit. Anyway, I'd sneak in there and put my hand in, and it's completely empty because he'd mould the alfoil perfectly in the shape of the egg. So he always thought he hadn't broken it, but he'd actually eaten it. It's just old foil with no egg inside it. He's a wizard. He's a master.

He's a wizard, isn't he? He's a master. Happy Easter when you get to it, Mama Di. Bree and Clint. South Islanders, this one is for you guys. There is currently a journalist who is on the quest to find New Zealand's greatest cheese roll. Slow Newsweek, is it?

It's one of those special projects. Can you imagine pitching that one to the editor? I just picture all the journalists right in the room It's one of those special projects But I'd be Can you imagine Pitching that one to the editor I just picture all the journalists Right in the room And they go Right we need someone

To go on an endeavour To find the best cheese roll And all the journalists are like Shotgun Shotgun Shotgun Shotgun not writing about COVID No no no

It's not all fun and games You will have to eat a lot of cheese rolls Okay I'll do that For those who don't know Because cheese rolls Somehow Have, I'll do that. For those who don't know, because cheese rolls somehow have still not really permeated the North Island of New Zealand. So we'll cross to our resident South Islander, producer Anastasia.

Coming at you live from Southland right now. Yeah, from Te Waipounamu, the South Island. To have some rolls. Can you tell us what makes a cheese roll? So the recipe, my mum was a chef too, so I reckon I've got this down pat. The recipe that I was raised up was evaporated milk, a can of that.

What the hell is evaporated milk? Maggi onion soup. Is evaporated milk different to condensed milk? Yes. I hope so, because you don't want condensed milk in there. No, you still want to make it wet. I don't know what condensed milk is. It's like...

No, no, no, ignore me, ignore me, ignore me. What was the cheese roll? Onion soup, the key, key ingredient. Yeah. Tasty cheese, bread... White bread, right? Yes. White bread.

Some people do... Well, no, if you fancy, if you're trying to impress people, you'll buy a loaf of each and do half white, half that whole meal one. I've heard the chia seed bread is real good with it. Yeah, can you get a gluten-free? I have.

That's the Auckland version. Can I get a gluten-free? Do you guys like chia seed bread? Can I get a gluten-free cheese roll? I want vegan cheese with that. Vegan cheese. Okay, fine. No chia seed bread then.

Yeah, mix that all up, turn it into a beautiful spread and put those in the oven. Yeah, right. Delicious. So it's quite a simple treat, right? But it's iconic. Is that all up, turn it into a beautiful spread and put those in the oven. Yeah, right. Delicious. So it's quite a simple treat, right? But it's iconic. Is that how you'd explain it? Yeah, well, a term someone called it the other day was southern sushi, which I'd never heard of.

Oh, I like that. Southern sushi. I actually really rate. I reckon it's a way of like spicing it up. But I had no idea growing up that like the North Island didn't know about it. No, right? No. So tomorrow we're going to try and talk to this journalist who is on the quest to find.

I thought you were going to say we were going to make some and I got excited. Well, Anastasia could make us some tonight. You could whip us up some. I mean, she could. Yeah, there's a lot of shoulda, woulda, couldas in this situation. Woulda been some good brownie points for producer Anastasia. I said my mum was a cook, not me. Well, that's up to you. What I'm saying is we're going to

talk to the journalist tomorrow who's on the quest to find the greatest cheese roll. Before then, if you know where the greatest cheese roll comes from, can you text us on 9696 and let us know exactly where it is. And if it's from your kitchen, can you send some to us, please? They are shippable, did you know that? Yeah, I know.

Because you can send them uncooked and then we whack them in the oven here and they get hot. Yeah, but you wouldn't want them in the post for, I mean, cheeses in there and evaporated milk. Yeah, good point. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here.

Forbes have added a new billionaire to their annual list. And I think unlike the Jeff Bezos's of the world, we're quite happy for this person, right, Dean? Oh, we are so happy for this person. Not only are they now on the billionaire list, they're on like the hottest people in the world list, on my list. Anyway, Rihanna, she is on the Forbes billionaire list. Now, we know that in 2000, last year,

she was estimated at $1.7 billion. That is what she is now worth. And most of that, people, it's not obviously from her music. That's kind of shady. She still makes plenty of money from her, she still makes great money from her music. I love her music. Because her music is dirt. Her music's

dirt. She's made no money from the music. It's from another venture. Exactly. So basically, for example, like her Fenty Beauty collection is the fastest growing beauty brand ever. It made $550 million last year. Her Fenty Savage collection, which is the lingerie, $110 million last year.

So she's absolutely killing it. She's the first ever billionaire from Barbados. So now billionaires, right? So there's about 2,700 billionaires in the world. A couple of other billionaires you might be familiar with. Oprah's worth $2.6 billion. Steven Spielberg, $3.7 billion. But did you know, first of all, Kim Kardashian, $1.7 billion.

Jay-Z, $1.4. But Kanye West is worth $2 billion. Did you know that? No. I didn't realise. I think I realised he was a bit... No, actually I didn't. I did not think he was

because there was talks like a couple of years ago that he was broke and then... Yeah. It's just a term that gets thrown around these days. But a billion dollars is a mental, crazy amount of money. Yeah. It is so much money.

So, like I said, we're happy for someone like Rihanna to get on that list, yeah? You also had details for us about a big payday for the weekend, Dean. Oh, I know. Speaking of Kanye, here's the deal, right?

So, as we talked about, Kanye has pulled out of his Coachella performance. The Weeknd has been offered the gig. The Weeknd wants the same amount of money that Kanye was going to get. He wants $8.5 million. Wow. Making it

one of the highest paying gigs in the world. You don't really get, he does two shows, right? One every weekend. That is a lot of money. That's a lot of money. Apparently, the word on the street is that the Coachella organizers are kind of like, oh, it's a lot of money. That's so much money. A lot of money. Apparently, the word on the street is that the Coachella organisers

are kind of like, oh, it's a lot of money for the weekend. But if they don't pay for this, if they don't get the weekend, they are really going to damage their reputation. It's the next Fyre Festival. Yeah, totally. Yeah, totally. You've got to buy the kahuna. That is an incredible amount of money.

Late notice. So they're really backed into a corner, aren't they? Well, there you go. That is the latest from our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. This is the question I'm posing this afternoon. How much exercise is enough per week? Keen to know this. I skipped my workout this morning.

You notice I treated myself to a sleep in. How many workouts are you doing a week? It's not important. Give me the information You know, as I treated myself to a sleep in. How many workouts are you doing a week? It's not important. I mean, give me the information first and then I'll tell you. Give me the scientific data first. So scientists have been doing studies around this and they've come to a conclusion. Okay. Science, they believe per week 150 minutes of moderate exercise every week is sufficient. Let me just get out my wee calculator here.

So it's 30 minutes on five days if you break it up. Right. Or 21 minutes on seven days. Or that. Yeah. Yeah, so 20 minutes a day every day. Yeah. Or 30 minutes for five days. For five days and have two days off. Depending on what you want to do. Yeah. Yeah, so 20 minutes a day every day. Yeah. Or 30 minutes for five days.

For five days and have two days off. Depending on what you want to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, that's what we're always told, right? That's what the ad said. Yeah. 30 minutes a day.

You've got to push play. Yeah. So 30 minutes a day. They're also saying that they reckon moderate exercise is sufficient. What counts as moderate? Like a brisk walk. Oh, really? Yeah.

Oh, really? A brisk walk is actually really good for you. Is it? Well, it doesn't hurt your joints. Listen to me trying to convince everyone because I'm like, that's the only exercise I'll do. So you're only like just 30. What's up with your joints?

They hurt if I run on the concrete. It's good for my osteoarthritis. It's not. I have bad ankles from playing soccer for a long time. My ankles are shot, okay? I can't run on hard surfaces. But no, it's true. I've worn out the wheels of my Zimmer frame.

Walking is better for you. Takes care of your joints. Anyway, moving on. They also said that you don't... Walking to the fridge. Shut up. Shut up. They also said that you don't have to do like 30-minute increments.

Right. Oh, it can be a build-up of 30 minutes. It can be like 10 minutes here, 10 minutes there. They call it, consider it an exercise snack. Stop trying to make exercising sound delicious. Yeah, I know. So they're saying, yeah, if you do like a 10-minute burst of walking, that counts.

They're like, have a 15-minute walking tiramisu. Yeah. Stop trying to make it sound attractive. Oh, see, now I'm keen. You know, I had friends back in the day. I started at the last place where I lived. We started a shopping exercise group. What's a shopping exercise group? So we'd meet

on Saturday mornings. This was legit. We'd meet on Saturday mornings at the local shopping centre and we would walk the whole way around the shopping centre. Shopping? Whilst shopping, but we're in exercise gear and we would have to brisk walk through different shops.

So if you wanted to look at something in like Glassons for example, you'd have to walk past the rack, grab it and walk around the shop with it while you're looking at it. No, well we'd have breaks. We'd be like, okay, now we're going to brisk walk around the shop's window shop for ten minutes and then we'd break for five.

And then what part do you brisk walk to Dunkin' Donuts? That's at the end for a cup of coffee at a donut. That's at the end. Hey, it was actually real fun. Yeah, yeah. So this is good information. It's not, it's not like.

It's not horrible. No, it's not horrible. I mean, I wish it was less. I wish like, I wish science would come out and they'd be like, guys, we've been wrong all along. Exercise. Horrible for you. We're waiting for it, eh? Horrible for your body.

We're waiting for the pill. Yeah. That's what all us lazy SOBs want. Put it in a pill, let us take it and let us get rid of it. Oh, see, I'd probably be too lazy to even do that. Brian Clint. Ed Sheeran's lawsuit is over. He was being accused of plagiarism and it went to court

and there's a result in this. Have you heard the song that he's accused of stealing, Brie? No. So there's a grime artist by the name of Sammy Switch and he said that this Ed Sheeran song... Shape of You. Shape of You. Stole from his song.

Just that bit. Yeah, I mean. Oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh. It does sound similar. But I mean, God, people are ridiculous these days. Yes. Of course, stuff is going to sound kind of similar or, you know. Eventually. Eventually, but like it's the tiniest part.

Ed's songs from 2017, his songs from 2015. The High Court in the UK has ruled in favour of Ed Sheeran. Yeah. Not guilty of plagiarism. He's released a statement today because he hasn't been able to talk about this. And the statement makes me feel really sorry for Ed Sheeran. Have a listen to this. Hey guys, me, Johnny and Steve have made a joint statement

that will be press released on the outcome of this case. But I wanted to make a small video to talk about it a bit because I've not really been able to say anything whilst it's been going on. Whilst we're obviously happy with the result, I feel like claims like this are way too common now and have become a culture where a claim is made with the idea that a settlement will be cheaper than taking it to court, even if there's no base for the claim. It's really damaging to the songwriting industry.

There's only so many notes and very few chords used in pop music. Coincidence is bound to happen if 60,000 songs are being released every day on Spotify. There's 22 million songs a year and there's only 12 notes that are available. I don't want to take anything away from the pain and hurt suffered from both sides of this case but I just want to say I'm not an entity, I'm not a corporation, I'm a human being, I'm a father, I'm a husband, I'm a son. Lawsuits are not a pleasant experience and I hope with this ruling it means in the future baseless claims like this can be avoided. This really does have to end. Me, Johnny and Steve are very grateful for all the support sent to us by fellow songwriters over the last few weeks.

Hopefully we can all get back to writing songs rather than having to prove that we can write them. Thank you. Full on, eh? Yeah. He's clearly been through the wringer with this thing. Yeah, it's really cut him. It's really hurt him.

Because, I mean, that is what he is known for, being a fantastic songwriter. Yeah. And then being accused of something like that would be super offensive. Isn't that interesting where he said that he believes that some of these lawsuits are being bought with the intention of the artist going, oh, just pay them off. 100% they are.

Because it's easier than going through a court case. Absolutely. So you get a payday even though there's no result and you don't get a guilty verdict, you get paid. Yeah, because people don't want to be put through what obviously Ed Sheeran's just been put through. Yeah. Months, years in a courtroom.

Yeah, full on, eh? It's just terrible. Also, how about the fact that there are 66,000 songs a day going on to Spotify? Of course there's going to be similarities. Yeah. 66,000 songs a day and only 12 chords that they can be made up of. Yeah.

It's weird, eh? Wild, eh? Well, there you go. If you're a big Ed Sheeran fan and you're looking forward to his tour here later this year, good news. He can still play this song when he gets here legally. Now that I hear it, it does sound similar to a song I wrote back in 2012.

I bet it does. Yeah. No, that's quite alarming, actually. Call Judge Judy! Call her up! Bree and Clint. It's time for our weekly game of What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Once a week, somebody goes head to head with Bree trying to guess the movies from the plot lines that I describe as quickly as possible. I'd love to know how many times I've lost. In total. Because it'd be a very special club, people who've taken me down. Yeah, well, welcome back to What's the Plot?

Someone who wasn't able to take you down the first time around. Geordie is back for vengeance. Hi, Geordie. Hi, Geordie. Hello. When did you play What's the Plot last? I played it in probably December of 2018. Hi, Geordie. Hi, Geordie. Hello. When did you play What's the Plot Last? I played it in probably December of 2018.

What? Whoa, okay. You're like one of the very first people. Yeah. That means, I imagine, for the last three years, four years almost, you've been away practising, honing your skills. Very bitterly. Watching every movie that has been released. Oh my god.

Wait, Geordie, is that what you went and did? You went away and all you've done is sit in your room and watch films. Yeah. If you have, you could be walking away with $750 cash this afternoon. Oh, that'd be nice. Your buzzer is your name. Don't wait for me to finish the plotline. First to three. Oh, that'd be nice. Your buzzer is your name.

Don't wait for me to finish the plotline. First to three, no, two correct movies takes the cash. All right. Good luck. All right. Today's theme, all of the movies I'm about to describe are available to stream on Neon right now. Okay.

Movie number one. After many years of marriage, our sole male character lives in a household that includes his wife and two young daughters. Three. Three. This is 40. I've watched it a million times

who's in that? it's Paul Rudd and what did you say? this is 40 yes I knew it it's one of my most favourite films ever have you seen it Jordy?

I it's a very long movie it is funny though it's very funny it is long I will give you that sorry did you want me to do just 90 minute chick flicks? Is that what you want?

It's a great movie. Okay. Is it meant to be an insult? Movie number two. Come on, Geordie. You need this. You've waited three and a half years for this. Okay.

I need you hot on that buzzer. Give me a good one. I did. This is 42. Anyway. Movie number two. Shade from Geordie. Two inseparable best friends

navigate the last weeks of high school... Three, super bad. What do you think, Geordie? You know what? I would need to know the genders of the best friends. I have never even seen Superbad.

I took a stab. True. It's a standard dynamic. It is. Right? And sometimes it's played by girls, sometimes it's played by guys. The way I play this game, though, is that sometimes you have to take a risk and you give the other person the opportunity if you're wrong.

And I could be wrong. Your answer was super bad? Yeah. The correct answer? Oh, come on. Is super bad. Yes! Sorry, Geordie.

Sorry, Geordie. It's all right. I'll be back in another three and a half years. I was going to say, talk to you in 2026, okay? You're a good time, Geordie. Sorry, Geordie. It's all right. I'll be back in another three and a half years. I was going to say, talk to you in 2026, okay? You're a good time, Geordie. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way, mate. This is a COVID-19 question. Have you had COVID yet?

No. Me neither. Do you feel left out? No, God, no. Neither. I don't want it. I don't want it. I was talking to Fletch. Oh, yeah. How's he going? No, God, no. Neither. I don't want it. I don't want it. I was talking to Fletch.

Oh, yeah, how's he going? He had it. Yeah. He's back, but he said he still can't do any cardio type exercise. He gets puffed and tired quite easily. And this is about three weeks on for Fletch. Did he lose his taste? I didn't ask.

Yeah. I also don't have any taste at the moment after that sour gobstopper you made me have. Yeah, that was horrific. I think I would be devo if I lost my taste. Yeah, it comes back. Yeah. But yeah, I know what you mean. An Australian National University lecturer and epidemiologist, Dr. Katrina Roper,

has suggested three main factors why you haven't caught COVID-19 yet. Because you and me are out there in the community. We're working. We go to the pub on Friday. We're careful. We're very safe. And we do what we need to do.

But at the same time, we're around it, and yet we haven't caught it. And if like us, you're going, why haven't I caught it? And then you're going, am I better than everyone else? Well, maybe, maybe not. Here are the three main things that must maybe be why. First one is your... We're X-Men. No.

First one is your immunity, obviously. But your immunity is affected by multiple things. Your vaccination. Okay. Your health status, like how healthy you actually are, if you have any underlying health conditions, your age as part of your immunity and also how run down you are. Oh yeah, that's a big one, isn't it?

Because you can be healthy AF and vaccinated and you see these high level sports people like super rugby players who are going down with COVID, they reckon that's because you might be super fit, but you could be overtraining, which means you'll run down. You're tired. Your immunity is lower. You know when you run down too.

Totally. And then you're susceptible. Your body tells you there's ways where you know. So your immunity is one of the ways, one of the reasons that you may not have had it. Another one is the circumstances of your exposure. Because you know how people are like, my partner had it and I didn't even get it. My kids had it and I didn't even get it.

That includes, so your circumstances include how much time you spend with that person who has it. Okay. Like, I guess you could get it from just a chance encounter, but they reckon obviously the more time you spend with them, the more likely you are to get it. Yeah. And also the size of your house or workplace. So if you and your partner live in a small one-bedroom unit, you're much more likely to get it than if the two of you share a three-bedroom house.

Yeah. And it's the same as I've heard like if you spend time in a car with someone with the windows up, that's a very small space. And the air is circulating. And the air is circulating. Another one is prior infections. Dr Roper said that having a prior infection to another

cold or virus can confer some protection to COVID or other respiratory viruses. So if you've had a virus of some sort recently, it might give you some type of immunity to it. Really?

Yeah. The last one, and this is not a main one, is genetics. They said there are going to be people out there who are less susceptible to viral infection because they have a difference in their genes. They actually have superior genes. Really? So you've got superior DNA?

Yeah. But they said that group is very, very, very small. Technically. But they do exist. You know what that sounds like got superior DNA. Yeah, but they said that group is very, very, very small. Technically. But they do exist. You know what that sounds like? Superior DNA. The group is very, very small. Superheroes.

I was going to say, don't say X-Men. X-Men. And, of course, there could be another reason why you haven't caught it, and that could be that you actually did have it and you didn't realise. I mean, that's a big reality too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You just don't know. Interesting.

Who knows? Long may it continue. I don't want anybody to get it. But, I mean, if you've got it, oh, yeah. It is what it is. Just get through it. Free and Clint. Right now, though, I want to talk about the time

where people think they have invented a word or maybe they have actually invented a word. Okay. Maybe you use it in your friend group or it's something in your family. You came to the table, Clint, and said that, yeah, I thought I invented a word. No, I did. I did.

And me and my brothers genuinely thought we invented two words. What word is it? No, but now that I reflect on it, it's so stupid. Is it yeet? No, it wasn't yeet. Skirt? No, no, no. And they're obviously just words that we had heard

but didn't know what they meant. And then you know how it enters your brain but you don't know how it gets there. You're like, I came up with that. Yeah. I definitely came up with that. So the first one was shish kebab. How? Why would you think you've invented that? came up with it. So the first one was shish kebab.

How? Why would you think you've invented that? Because we didn't know what a shish kebab was. Which by the way is just that meat skewer. Yeah it's a meat skewer. It's a meat skewer. Shish kebab. We were like shish kebab and we were like oh that's a word we've invented that means we can get around

saying S-H-I-T so we can go oh shish kebab and mum can't get, we can't get in trouble-H-I-T so we can go, oh, shish kebab. And mum can't get, we can't get in trouble for that. Kids are so dumb. So yeah, well, yes, yeah, they are. Because I bet I would have done something like this. Totally, right? You know?

And the other one. What was the other one? The other one I'm not going to give a definition of because it's if you know, you know. Okay. Oh no, what is it? Camel toe. Close.

Really? Moose knuckle, no. What is it? Camel toe. Close. Really? Moose knuckle. Close. What is it? Can I even say this word on the radio? Turn your microphone off and tell me first. Okay, I'll tell you off. Okay.

You can say it? Anastasia's saying no, but... You reckon I can't say that? I'm stepping in here. Do not say that word. Sounds like tsunami, but if you had to go toilet and it was a number. I want to keep this radio show highbrow. Tsunami.

It was a number two. With a P. Anastasia, did you just say you want to keep this radio show highbrow? You know I'm on the show, right? I'll try to change that. Yeah, right. Yeah, tsunami with a P and then an unani. Okay, I kind of can see.

That's a slang word, isn't it? Yeah. It definitely is a slang word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, and we'll move on. So we believed we invented that word. But you didn't. But we didn't.

But we weren't using it for that. We weren't saying it was. What were you using it for? Just like shakabra, like, oh, man. Oh, no. Oh, no, oh, man. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's even worse. I came across this list of teenagers who have actually invented new words.

Oh, better than shish kebab and... No, they've actually made new words. Okay, all right, yeah. Do you want to hear some of them? Yeah. So one of them is daybee. Daybee. Which means the day before yesterday. The day before yesterday.bee. Daybee. Which means the day before yesterday. The day before yesterday.

Yeah. Daybee. Daybee. Okay, cool. I hate that, but that's good. What about this one? This was invented by a teenager. Anivert.

Anivert. Which is a person who loves anime and relies on it for self-expression. Oh, okay. You're an anivert. Like an intro Oh, okay. You're an anyvert. Like an introvert, extrovert, anyvert. I get that one. I quite like that one. What about oblivionaire?

Oblivionaire? Yeah. What's that? A billionaire who chooses to be blind to the disparity and inequality that his or her wealth is creating. That's a good one. I don't mind that one. Yeah, that's good.

And that was made up by a teenager, guys. Oh, shish kebab, that one's good. That was very good. What about,'t mind that one. Yeah, that's good. And that was made up by a teenager, guys. Oh, shish kebab, that one's good. That was very good. What about, okay, let's bring it back down a bit. Gubble. Gubble? Gubble is the space in between one person's toes, including webbed skin.

Oh, okay. Right, that's your gubble, yeah. I'll give you one more. I thought it was your toe perineum, but yeah. Your toe perineum. And I'll give you one more. I thought it was your toe perineum, but yeah. Your toe perineum. And I'll give you one more. What about inflobia? Inflobia?

Yeah, have a guess what that means. In-flo-bia. It's obviously a phobia. Yes. And you're worried about being swept down a river. Fear of the price of inflation. Oh, okay. That's a good one too.

Inflobia. We've all got inflobia. I know. Real bad at the moment. I thought we could take calls this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. Yeah. Have you got a word that you believe or maybe someone you know has created and it's like a unique word that you haven't heard around a lot.

There's a chance to popularise your words. Yes. So you could try and get it into the popular vernacular this afternoon or you could lay claim to a word that we're all saying, you know? Yeah, I invented that word. Yeah. We're talking about words you feel like you invented. I forgot the word that I definitely, or it's an acronym rather

that I invented. What was it? You might have heard of it before. YOLO. Drake has apologised for inventing YOLO. Did you know that? Is he claiming that he invented YOLO? He did. In the song The Motto he created YOLO. And then Justin Bieber got song The Motto, he created YOLO.

Oh, I don't know. And then Justin Bieber got it tattooed on his body and then it went way too far. No, wasn't it Zac Efron? Did Zac Efron get a YOLO tattoo as well? I'm pretty sure he's got a YOLO tattoo as well. But we want to hear from you guys on 0800DIALZM. What's a word you feel like you or someone you know invented? Hi, Ash.

Hi, Ash. Hello. Okay, what's the word, Ash? Bowstache. Hi, Ash. Hi, Ash. Hello. Okay, what's the word, Ash? Bowfetch. Say it again. Bowfetch. And use it in a sentence for us. I'm just going to go to the bowfetch.

What's a bowfetch? Okay, what's bowfetch? A toilet. The bowfetch. Why do you call the toilet a bowfetch? I don't know. It came from, it's a word my mum uses that came from her very English parents.

So when they were out and about in public rather than saying I'm going to go to the toilet but I'm still going to find a bofetch. They just renamed it for... They just decided

to call it something different. Wow. Okay, bofetch. Bofetch. Not sure it's going to catch on, Ash, but thank you very much. What about the fuddy paku?

Yeah. That's a real word. I was going to say you didn't invent that one. Let's go to Peter. Hi, Peter. Hi, Peter. Hey, how are you guys going?

Good, thank you. Peter, what's the word you feel like you invented? It's called deece, D-E-C-E. Deece. And, like, it can mean anything from just, like, an agreement to, damn, that was really, really good. So I'd be like, oh, deece, Clint. Yeah.

And you think you invented that, Peter? Definitely. Oh, the group thing, really. Well, I... You put in a group chat, you'd be like, oh, meet at the flat five, everyone go, deece. Oh, no. Yeah, I see.

Okay, because tell me the timeline when you think you invented it. High school. So that would have been 2010. Oh, okay. There's a chance you invented it? High school. So that would have been 2010. Okay, there's a chance you invented deece then. So I was going to say, I've been using the word deece in my friend group for about 10 years. I was going to say,

I've never heard you say that word. Yeah, well, if you invented it, Peter, thank you. I was thinking, Peter, it meant something like, oh, if you think something's decent and you go, oh, deece. Yeah, it does. Oh, right. That's what he's saying. Like, if you have a dinner and you go, oh, deece. Yeah, it does. Oh, right.

That's what he's saying. Like, if you have a dinner, you go, oh, that dinner was deece. Yeah. Or you can be like, oh, how was that? And you'd be like, oh, yeah, it was deece. Or it was deece. It depends on the emphasis. Peter, I know deece, mate.

I know deece. All right? Shaka bra skeet. No, no, if you invented deece, it's well done. If anyone used Dease before 2010, please get in touch with us. Sophie's here.

Hi, Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hi. What word are you claiming you invented, mate? Lechavo. Lechavo. I've never heard of it.

What does it mean? Well, it's like lunch and afternoon tea. It's kind of like brunch, but it's like the afternoon version. Lechavo. You invented

an afternoon brunch that's not afternoon tea. Because afternoon tea is just a light snack, right? If you have Le Chavo, is it a full meal? Well, for some people it could be. I don't know. Or, Sophie, is it just an excuse to have a snack at that time? Yes, that's right. Should we have Le Chavo?

Yeah, Le Chavo. Should we have Le Chavo? Yeah. Okay. I like that Sophie I like it That's a good one Let's go to Georgia

Hi Georgia Oh no hang on Let's go to Georgia Hi Georgia Hi Georgia Hi how you going? Good thanks What's the word you feel like you invented?

My dad loves to say gruntled He's gruntled? Yeah yeah So opposite to disgruntled So really satisfied I like that Have you checked that gruntled isn't actually a word? I opposite to disgruntled, so really satisfied. I like that. Have you checked that gruntled isn't actually a word? Oh, I'm so gruntled.

Because surely if you can be. We wouldn't want to burst this bubble. No, I know, but surely if you can be disgruntled. I'm going to check right here. Surely you can be gruntled. Oh, it is a word. What's the definition of gruntled? Pleased, satisfied, and content.

There you go. Well, I'd never heard of it, so. Yeah. At least your dad's using the word correctly, I guess. He loves to use it. He's not going to be gruntled with that, Georgia. He's going to be so disgruntled. No, I won't let him listen.

Thank you, Georgia. Let's go to Ian. Hi, Ian. Hi, Ian. Hey, how are you? You've invented an acronym, is that right? I have. Oh, even more fancy.

Tell us what the letters are of the acronym. W-O-F-T-A-M. We pronounce it W-O-F-T-A-M. W-O-F-T-A-M. Okay, what's W-O-F-T-A-M? Waste of if-ing time and money. That was such a W-O-F-T-A-M, such a waste of my if-ing time and money. I feel like a few people are going to be using that in an argument.

Yeah, I like that. Oh, waft ham. Well done, Ian. That's good work. That's good stuff. Been around. We invented that back in the 80s, so it's been around for a while. Hey, Ian, your word that you invented is deece, bro.

That's deece. So deece. Love it. There we go. We're going to do a birthday banger next. If you want to know the number one song on your 16th birthday Give us a call right now on 0800-DIALS-ZM We'll find out what was top in the charts

Did you say that? I don't know Anyway Call us now if you want to play Let's do a birthday banger The number one song on your 16th birthday What was it? Deanne is here

Hi Deanne Hi Deanne Hello How are you? I'm good thanks How are you guys? Very good thanks Deanne is here. Hi, Deanne. Hi, Deanne. Hello. How are you? I'm good, thanks. How are you guys? Very good, thanks, Deanne. What's your birthday, mate?

The 5th of October, 1992. All right. You were 16 in 2008. And on the 5th of October in 2008, this was number one. She gives me everything I want, want, everything I need. We can take it to the top, top, top. Oh, my God. this song was everywhere. It was such a vibe. P Money and Vince Harder, everything.

I saw this live last year. Still good? At the Popstars, like, big finale thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was so good. It was really good. 13 years on. Still got the moves.

You like it, Deanne? Yeah, I do. I do. It's a bop, that's for sure. That's a good. 13 years on. Still got the moves. You like it, Deanne? Yeah, I do. I do. It's a bop. That's for sure. That's a good one. Let's go to Anna. Kia ora, Anna.

Hi, Anna. Hello. How are you going? I'm good. How are you? Oh, I'm good, thank you, Anna. I'm keen to do your birthday banger. What's your birthday?

30th of the 9th, 69. Oh, good year. Good year, Anna. That's not a bad year. Nice. We love you,. Good year, Anna. Not a bad year. We love you, Anna. Yes, Anna! Anyway, you were 16 in 1985, Anna.

Your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, iconic. Huey Lewis, The Power of Love. Yeah. This is in Back to the Future, eh? I think so, yeah. It was, eh?

Yeah. Do you like it, Anna? Yeah, it's okay. Not my favourite, but it's all good. Okay. Okay. Hey, there's been worse ones. Let's do one more for Di.

Kia ora, Di. G'day, Di. Hi. How are you? Good, thanks. How are you guys Let's do one more for Di. Kia ora, Di. G'day, Di. Hi. How are you? Good, thanks. How are you guys? Very well, thanks. Di, what's your birthday?

15th of the 3rd, 68. Oh, you were so close. Oh, you were so close to the dream here as well, Di. She's Devo. About it. Bree and I have never had a double 69. No. No.

I've heard it's good, though. Same. You were 16 it's good, though. Same. You were 16, Di, in 1984. And on the 15th of March, this was Top of the Chats. Just for the record, Brie and I have never had a single 69 either. There's still time. Hey, Di, what do you think of the Party of Māori Club as your birthday banger? It's a time. Hey, Di, what do you think

of the Party of Maldi Club as your birthday banger? It's a pretty good classic, isn't it? It's a pretty good classic. That's a great one, Di. I feel like hearing it as well,

so I'm going to vote for your song for birthday banger today. Di, for putting you through whatever we just put you through, I'm voting for you too, mate. Oh, cool. Congratulations. What year are we talking, Brie? whatever we just put you through I'm voting for you too mate Oh cool

Congratulations What year are we talking Bree? 1968 No that's when she was born Oh 1984 1984 Number one Here's your birthday banger Dai

Have a great evening Thank you Bye Dai See ya Bye I love that song That is the winner of Birthday Banger today From the Patio Maori Club

It is Poi Air for Die Straight out of 1984 Remember when we put that into our DJ Was that in our DJ set? Set, yeah Was it? Absolutely it was Shit, we were good

Yeah High school musical was in there Should have put this in there. Windsor Reunion tour. I don't know. Should we bring back the Hot Mess Express? We should go and do a set at Schoolies on the Gold Coast. I was going to say we should do an RSA

tour. I like that. Just play RSAs around the country. God, I love an RSA. Man, the punters would hate us. Yeah, can you imagine? Not our demo. We're like, wiki w would hate us. Yeah, can you imagine? Not our demo. We're like, wiki, wiki, who's having a good time tonight? Shut up and let me play the pokies. All right.

All right, sounds good. Hey, up next on the show, something massive is going down tomorrow night, and we spoke about it around this time yesterday. You are getting to fulfil one of your biggest life dreams. Well, it was never my dream to kick a goal with Dan Carter. Oh, but it wasn't your dream because you never thought it was possible. Yeah, but I mean, I'm up for it. I need the help from our listener, Fano.

Yes. Because there's a big decision that needs to be made in the lead-up to this big kick that's taking place tomorrow night on Eden Park with Dan Carter and you, Clint. Okay. So I want everyone to stick around. I've got a question for the people next. Bree and Clint.

Tomorrow, Clint Roberts will be given a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to kick one penalty with his childhood hero, Dan Carter, at Eden Park. That is correct. The voiceover man doesn't lie. Stop calling Dan Carter my childhood hero. Clint's childhood hero, Dan Carter. He's like five years older than me. Currently, has he started?

He's starting his kick-a-thon for UNICEF in 15 minutes. Yes, it's all about raising money for kids in the Pacific. You can support him and the kids, I think, by going to his website. DanCarter.com Yeah. I heard an interview with him this morning. He's looking to kick 66 goals an hour. That's insane.

That'll get him there. And how did this come about, you say? Well, we interviewed him last week, and Dan Carter, during the interview, said this. Oh, it is. I'm happy you guys come down at some stage through the 24 hours. So after he said that, I jumped on the email, Clint. I jumped on the Instagram.

I messaged all the people I needed to. And I have organized you one soul kick on Eden Park with Dan Carter, your childhood hero. Yeah. You've very kindly allowed me only two days to prepare for this. I mean, I feel like it's one of those things where you don't want too much time. You get in your head. I'd like a bit of time. Get in your head. I of those things where you don't want too much time. You get in your head. I'd like a bit of time. I would have liked a bit of time. But hey, I appreciate the opportunity

and I'm excited to take to Eden Park with Dan Carter. There is one big thing we need to decide on and it's what you're going to wear. Oh, I'm so up for this conversation. The kit. Yeah, because I've got a 2011 Rugby World Cup jersey, which is a bit cursed for Dan Carter. That's when he injured himself. I've got a 2011 Rugby World Cup jersey, which is a bit cursed for Dan Carter.

That's when he injured himself. I've got a 2015 Rugby World Cup All Blacks jersey, which is the Rugby World Cup that he won, and it was his swan song his last game. You might not need any of those jerseys because this afternoon we are going to let the people decide what Clint is going to wear for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Okay, well, I've also got a Lions Tour

All Blacks jersey, but not the Lions Tour that Dan played. I want people to call on 0800DIALZM or I want you to text through on 9696. Text through your ideas of what you think Clint should wear for the big kick.

Is it an All Blacks full decked out kit? Or maybe it's something completely different. Like what else would I wear? I'm not going to wear a Canterbury jersey. No. Well, this is the suggestions that we're going to make. I know that's DC's team. The suggestions are starting to come through.

Someone said a mankini. Another person said a giant Kiwi costume. What we're going to do is we're going to read some of these out. We're going to pick out the best view. I'm not wearing a man, Katie. And then the people are going to vote on our Instagram over the next 24 hours to decide what Clint will wear for the big kick. Okay, can I put some ideas forward?

Yeah, of course you can. 2015 All Blacks Rugby World Cup jersey. The jersey that Dan Carter retired in. I mean, but that's... The jersey that Dan Carter retired in. I mean, but it's predictable, isn't it? And then I could get him to sign it, and it would be even better, and it would be a great idea, and I'd look cool doing it, and it would help me kick because I'd be confident. My vote, and if someone can text this through,

would be a full tuxedo. Because it is the biggest moment of your life, and you need to dress for the nines. So if someone can text that through, that is my suggestion. Jeez, I'd have to have an elasticated crotch in the tuxedo. I mean, by how good would you look? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. What outfit should Clint wear for the big kick with Dan Carter?

We'll get your suggestions on here after the set in. I wonder if you got the G or the B. Let me find out. See you coming over to me. This is a way too lonely. I'm missing out. I know this is a way too alone and I'm not forgiving love away. But I want someone to love me. I need someone who needs me. Cause it don't feel right when it's late at night and it's just me and my dreams. So I want someone to love. That's what I really want.

Look, you know it's hard to define in these times. But I got nothing but love on my mind I need a baby while I'm in my prime Need an adversary to my down and berry Like tell me that's life when I'm stressing at night Be like you'll be okay and everything's alright Uh, let me in nothing cause I'm not wanting anything But you're loving your body and a little bit of your brain

These days don't wait too long I'm missing out I know this day's gone way too long and I'm not forgiving love away but I want someone to love me I

need someone who needs me cause it don't feel right when it's late at night And it's just me and my dreams So I want Someone to love That's what I really want

I want Someone to love me I need Someone who needs me. Because it don't feel right when it's late at night and it's just me and my dreams. So I want someone to love. Send in Brent Clint.

It's Lil Nas X and that's what I want. This is good. This is good stuff. So I am now Clint's manager and I've organised him a big opportunity to go down to Eden Park tomorrow night for one kick with Dan Carter who's taking part in a 24-hour kick-a-thon to raise money. And I thought we need to go big here. You can't just wear the generic all-blacks jersey. I want you to look amazing.

Right. I've made the suggestion. I don't feel like you actually want me to look amazing. No, I do. I feel like you want me to look silly. I want you to look amazing. Right. I've made the suggestion. I don't feel like you actually want me to look amazing. No, I do. I feel like you want me to look silly. I want you to stand out. Who looks silly in a tuxedo? No one.

Someone who's trying to kick a goal. You'd look fantastic. That's my suggestion, but I want your suggestions on the text machine 9696, or let's go to the phones. G'day, Logan. Yeah, how's it going? Good, thanks. What do you think Clint should sport down at the Mount Eden fields

tomorrow night? Yeah, I'm digging a bit of a tutu, eh? Oh, yeah? I like that. Hey, thanks for having my back, Loges. I appreciate that idea. No worries. Logan?

Yeah, make sure they've got polka dots on them too, I think, you know? Yeah. Polka dot tutu. Well, that'd be easy to come by. I could borrow one off my daughter. Best thing about a tutu, a lot of room for the legs to move. Yeah, the leg can swing in a tutu. It can swing really well.

Who else have we got? Shana. Hi, Shana. Hi, Shana. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. What do you think Clint should wear for the kick with Dan Carter? I definitely think he should wear an Aussie jersey.

Oh, now we're talking, Shana. Shana. Yes, Shana.'re talking, Shana. Shana. Yes, Shana. Shana, Shana, Shana. What country do you pledge allegiance to? I'm best with your book, but I just want Dan Carter to think you're an egg. Shana, you're meant to be on my side.

I expected this from Bree. I love this, Shana. Not from you. And guess what? I've got one in my cupboard, so we're good to go. Oh, true, true. Yeah, we're good. I mean, I've never worn it, but I was waiting for this opportunity.

It didn't even cross my mind that you're Australian. That's just even better. Okay, thank you, Shana. Let's go to Riley. Hi, Riley. Hi, Riley. Hi. What do you think, Riley?

What should he wear? I think he should wear a Silver Ferns uniform. Oh, the netball team? Oh, like the dress. Silver Ferns dress. I think he would look fantastic in that, Riley. I think I would look quite good too.

Some would say I have netballer's legs. Showing support for the gals. Dan Carter would be so confused. He would just go, what are you up to, man? If I wear a Silver Ferns dress, and I'll actually ask this to Riley, if I wear a Silver Ferns dress, Riley, can I throw the ball over the goal? Because I can netball it. No, you can't.

You still have to kick it. Yes, Riley, good. I like your train of thought. Let's go to Chris. Hi, Chris. Another terrible suggestion from you. What do you think? Oh, it's not terrible at all.

I just reckon since you left your 2015 rugby jersey, I think just the jersey and nothing else. Yes, Chris. I like that. I shotgun not being there for it. No pants? Of course. Just the jersey, nothing else.

What about just, like, undies? Boots? Just put on some jockeys because you know Dan Carter loves them. And you look fantastic. Yeah, some funny whiteies will do. Yeah. Okay. Hey, thanks, Chris.

Lovely suggestion. It's a great idea. Finally, Yvonne, what am I wearing tomorrow for my big kick with Dan Carter? Well, my boat has to go towards Bree for the full tuxedo. Yes, Yvonne! Yes! I actually don't mind. Finally.

I actually don't mind full tuxedo you don't mind that idea I just don't know where you're going to find one at short notice because I'm not kicking in one of my tuxes I'll rip the pants out of it

I vote your wedding suit because this is better than your wedding day okay thank you Yvonne how do people vote on this how are we going to pick an outfit look I'm going to there's a lot of text

coming through I'm going to pick my favourite ones and then we're going to do a poll on lot of texts coming through. I'm going to pick my favourite ones, and then we're going to do a poll on our Bree and Clint Instagram, and you can vote tonight. Yes. And a decision will be made by tomorrow. Hey, thanks, mate.

I appreciate that. Mate, you are welcome again. Can someone lend me some boots, please? I need a men's size 12. Bree and Clint. The Mr. Chips factory in East Tarmachie, Auckland, has been shut down after they found something in the potatoes that they were processing to make into Mr. Chips chips.

By the way, Mr. Chips, great chips. Love Mr. Chips. Such good chips. They're so good. And they had a great positioning statement in the 90s. What was it? Can I have, please, Mr., can I have some Mr. Chips? No, what?

Wait, what was it? Obviously, it was awesome. I got it, I got it. can I have some Mr. Chips? No, what? Oh, wait, what was it? Obviously, it was awesome. No, no, I got it, I got it. Can I have... Really rememberable. Can I have some Mr. Chips, chips, mister? That was it.

That's how it went. Can I have some Mr. Chips, chips, mister? Solid. Anyway, the factory's... I should bring that back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The factory's been shut down. What do you think the shocking discovery was?

Was it a knife? No, not a knife. It's in the potatoes. The potatoes are going down the rolling machine. They're going onto a conveyor belt. They're about to go into the cutting machine and be chopped up into chips. What did they find? Is it like, no, it's not like some sort of remains

of an animal or something? No, it's not human or animal remains. Take a listen to this. This is what was found in the potatoes going into the chipper at the Mr. Chips factory. So it looked a lot like a potato. Yes, and then we picked it up. We saw the cuts and said, hang on. He thinks this is a grenade.

He said he had seen a lot of war movies. Called the engineering guys. They identified it as a grenade. We evacuated the area and then called the police out. Clarified that in fact it was a grenade. They got hold of the bomb squad and the bomb squad then came out to deal with the grenade. A goddamn grenade. A grenade?

A grenade. A World War II era grenade. How could a grenade get in there? Great question. And where did it come from? Yeah. Have a listen to this. These particular potatoes were harvested in Matamata and we've subsequently found out that

they had a number of World War II training camps in the Matamata area and that's where they reckon, you know, this training grenade came from. We did find out it was an inert grenade, a training grenade. There's holes drilled in, but we wouldn't have known that. That was the feedback from the bomb squad. We treated it always as if it was potentially, you know, lethal. You don't know that it was a fake grenade. You just see a grenade. And then your Mr. Chips factory goes up in smoke.

That is crazy. Because it's all buried in the ground like potatoes are. Yeah. And they just scoop it all up and shake the dirt off it. And it's been in there so long it kind of looked like a potato. Can you imagine how tight your butthole would get if you saw a grenade about to go into the cutting machine? There's a grenade

in the machine. A grenade. Anyway, they caught it. It's sorted. I can't believe that story. It's safe. That is crazy. Just no one ever ate any potatoes from Matama ever again they'll blow your socks off

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