ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th April 2025

Episode Date: April 7, 2025

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Did the clocks changing yesterday throw your whole day off? Yeah. It was weird, wasn't it? Yeah, I was ready for dinner at like 3.30. What time are you normally having dinner? On a Sunday? Yeah. Five.

Five? Yeah. Is it still bright as? Well, not as bright now because of daylight saving. Oh, right. Five o'clock. Kid dinner. Jeez, that is early on a Sunday. It's nice. You've got to change. So we went to this

food court for dinner and they had the Formula One on. And that started at five o'clock. Sit down, dinner, watch the Formula One. See, I couldn't ever. I couldn't do it because I'm not someone like you. See, you can do it. You go to bed at nine o'clock. I stay up till...

Excuse me, 9.30. You're in bed by nine, though. No, in bed by 9.30, asleep by 9.33. Well, whatever. Potato, potato. I go to bed at 11, 11.30. If I'm eating at five, I'm having three dinners before I go to sleep. Yeah, your body clocks up the wazoo.

No, but you know what I mean? I just can't do it. I need to have dinner later, so then I'm not enticed to eat before I go to sleep. Yeah, well, just go to bed earlier. Stop trying to change my whole routine. Stop trying to change my whole routine. Okay?

All I said was I felt like dinner at 3.30 yesterday. No, she's gaslighting me. Two minutes into the show. No, you brought it up. When did I say you had to change? All I said was I can't do it. I didn't try and change your routine. It was implied. God.

It was implied. Your poor wife. The drama she must have changing one little thing about your routine. Far out. What's on the show? Well, it's three o'clock. What is it in old time? Is it four o'clock or two o'clock right now?

It's four o'clock, isn't it? Four o'clock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Weird. I keep getting confused. I'm like, wait, is it Yeah, so it means... You know what's really confusing? If you haven't changed the time in your car. Oh, I haven't yet. I reckon it's the last device that doesn't automatically update itself. Microwave?

Oh, yeah. Who's got the clock on their microwave set though? It's my main clock I'm using in my house. Is it? No, not really. So essentially it's lighter in the morning. Yeah. Gets darker at night earlier.

Yeah. Yeah. And I was out this morning walking the dog and it was nice and light. See, that is nice. I do like that. The dog also has dinner at five o'clock. Is that okay with you? Stop.

You're the one that's coming for me. I didn't come for you once. Look, let's just call it a truce and play tradie versus lady. Have dinner whenever you want. I don't give a damn. 0800 dial ZM if you want to play Tradie vs. Lady. If Clint says it's okay, we'll do it next. It's fine with me if it's fine with you.

Play ZM's Bree and Clint. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. All right, another week, another round of tradie versus lady. Score update, it is neck and neck, pretty much. The tradie's on 24, only four behind the ladies on 28. Our lady is calling from the Manawatu. She's 62 and she loves cooking, but might not be the best at it,

unless she's honest. Welcome to the show, Moya. Hi, Moya. Hi. What's your signature dish honest. Welcome to the show, Moya. Hi, Moya. Hi. What's your signature dish you're making to impress someone? Oh, probably a roast. Oh, yeah. What kind of roast?

Roast pork with crackling. Oh, yes. You're talking my language. You're taking on our tradies today from Wellington. They're 23 and they're going to Raro in two weeks. Welcome to the show, Connor. G'day, Connor. Hey, how's it going?

Good, thanks. Romantic getaway or boys trip? It is. No, romantic getaway. Oh, cute. Connor, first big trip away? Out of the country, yeah. Yeah, out of the country.

Raro, you going to get a scooter each or are you going to double each other? I think we're going to double up. Cute. I'll put us on the same one. It's a bit nice. It's a bit cute. Add that to your travel insurance. Your buzzer is tradie.

Moya, your lady. First of three correct answers wins $50 cash, guys. Here we go. Best of luck. Question number one. What is Fred Flintstone's wife called? Lady. Yes, Moya.

Wilma. Wilma Moya. Wilma. Wilma. It is Wilma. One to the ladies. Question number two. How old is Sir David Attenborough? Is he 82, 90 or 98? Trady.

Yes, Connor. Is he 90? No, Moya. 98. He is 98. Isn't that incredible? Yeah. Still going strong.

Touch wood. Question number three, two to the ladies. You need this one, Connor, to stay in it. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Connor's in. Harry Styles. It is Harry Styles. Oh, he's on the money.

He's in the game. Nice work, Connor. You've kept yourself in the game. Question number four. What other name does corn the food go by? Lady. Moya for the win. Maize. She's got it. Maize is correct. Well done.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. Bit of a masterclass from you there today, Moya. Well done. Thank you. Had a bit of everything and you ended on a cooking question per se, so it paid off in the end.

50 bucks, we'll get it out to you. Nice work. Perfect. Thank you very much. Another one for the ladies. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. I saw this post from someone today about how they've decided to stop co-parenting the dog that they got with their ex.

Oh, this is like quite a common thing these days, I feel. It is, but it's also weird that you co-parent an animal. Like, it's a weird world now where that is a thing. Yeah, but I mean, depends how long you had the animal for, if both people are super attached to it, it might take a while to let go of that. I know, but it's just one of those things, like I feel like if you were to resurrect your grandparents and explain the concept to them, they'd be like, sorry.

What? Huh? We've heard of co-parenting for human children. I guess they just never broke up with each other. Well, that's the thing. They never had to go down that path. There was no co-parenting. Anyway, this story, long story short,

this couple got a dog five years ago. They've been broken up for about two years. When they broke up, the guy's girlfriend asked if she could have the dog exclusively. She was like, can I keep the dog? The ex. His ex? Yes, asked if she could take it.

She said, can I have the dog in the breakup? He said he was gutted, but he also felt like the dog. The ex. His ex. Yes, asked if she could take it. She said, can I have the dog in the breakup? He said he was gutted, but he also felt like the dog had a stronger bond with her than him. That's big of him. Yeah, so he was like, yeah, okay. Anyway, fast forward two years to now, and she's now popped

back up, and she's asking if they can share the dog. What? Because it's too much responsibility. No, no, no. She said she has to move out of the house that she's in and she's not sure if she's going to be able to find a house that can take a dog. So could he take the dog for a bit? This was two years ago.

Yes. You've taken the dog for two years. If it was two weeks, then I'd be like, okay, fair. Because she obviously maybe wanted to take it on two weeks, then I'd be like, okay, fair. Because she obviously maybe wanted to take it on and then two weeks later she's like, this is a bit much. That's fine. Not two years. The dog probably doesn't remember

this guy. That's complicated. Very complicated. Claudia, our producer is currently co-parenting a dog, aren't you, Claude? Yes, I am. Is there other animals in the co-parent or just the dog? I mean, we have a cat, but it was her cat before I came on the scene. So I'm like, you can have the cat.

It's hard to co-parent a cat. Yeah, you can't do it. Because a cat doesn't like changing houses. Doesn't like getting in a car. Yeah. No, that cat doesn't want to come to your new flat and meet your flatmates, does it? No, definitely not. So I was like, it makes more sense that you just take him back.

As much as I'd love to have him, it doesn't make sense for him. Why don't you do a split? Why don't you go, well, you have the cat, oh, I have the dog. Mmm, I mean, I did consider it, but with the dog, so we got the dog together. We've had him, he's three now, so he's like, you know, he's full grown. We've had him for years. It didn't feel right for me to be like, I want

him full time. And the responsibility factor does take, you know, it comes into it. Because you made a great point the other day, because we were talking about this at lunch, where Claudia was like, you know, who knows what will happen down the track in the future. We'll figure it out or whatever.

But for right now, it kind of works for us, because you have half the responsibility of a dog, because, you know, you have it half the time, and then your ex has it the other half. And you get some free time where you don't have to, like, go home straight after work. What is the custody arrangement for the dog? Is it week on, week off?

It's loose at the moment. It kind of works out to be week on, week off, but it's pretty much just when do you want them? Here you go. It does mean your ex stays in your life, though. A little bit, yeah, which is why, like, it works for now. There has to be a dialogue. It's not a clean break, is it?

No. Unless you have like a drop box situation. True, we were doing like no contact delivery. Just like put the dog in a, you know. Like when you pick up your groceries from the supermarket. Padlocked. Yeah, drop box at the supermarket. The dog is in a locker at the airport.

The code is 1265. Go get him. I wondered if we could talk to some people this afternoon who are still co-parenting a pet years after the breakup. Like you could have moved on. One of you could be married to someone else right now and you're still sharing this dog. The dog's like 12 or whatever and you're still co-parenting.

Do you reckon once that animal passes away, that's it? Or do you get another dog with your ex? Why? Because this is on that show Selling Sunset. I mean, there's a lot of stuff that isn't real on that show. Something I do believe is the guy who owns the real estate place that it's about, Jason, he has his ex that works there. Her name's Mary, and they has his ex that works there. Her name's Mary.

And they have two dogs that they... Yeah, they share. That they share. But they still work together, which makes it easier. It's bring the dog to work. Who's out there and co-parenting an animal, not a person, an animal, years after the relationship ended? Maybe you're co-pairing a parrot.

Yeah. Or a ferret. That is Franklin. So we're talking about co-pairing a parrot. Yeah, or a ferret. That is Franklin. So we were talking about co-parenting dogs and cats, any pets actually, after the breakup. We talked about someone who got a dog with their partner of the time and two years after they've broken up, she's come back on the scene and said,

hey, can we start co-parenting this dog that she's exclusively had for two years? He's like, I haven't talked to you in two years. Yeah, exactly. How are you? You haven't messaged me at all. Weird. So we want to talk about people who are doing that,

co-parenting years after the breakup. Jamie, what's the situation for you? So I asked for the dog after we broke up. And she said no, she wanted the dog. Okay. And then about two years later, she wanted the dog. And then about two years later she came back to me and goes, can you help

me pay for the vet bill? No! Two years later? Two years later. And you've had no benefit of the dog in that two years? You haven't had any companionship? No walks? No exercise? No. What in the world? How much was it, did she say?

Two and a half grand, I think. You know I'll do that, that chump, Jamie. No way. Did you tell her to get stuffed? I just ignored her. That's ridiculous. That's like saying, that's like living with someone and you buy a fridge together and then you get the fridge

and then you break up and then two years later you say then you get the fridge and then you break up and then two years later you say, hey, the fridge is broken. You need to help me fix it. You've got to pay half. Yeah. Yeah. No. You're right.

It's essentially the same thing. It's the same. Oh, good on you, Jamie. Thanks for sharing. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi.

Hi. Hi. You and your partner separated a year ago. Are you co-parenting an animal? We're co-parenting multiple animals. How many? Well, I had the rental. He moved in with me.

We were together for two years. We've done a lot of cool stuff. We started a company together as well. I won't say this on air, but we started a company together, and we also raised our individual children from previous relationships together as well. I won't say this on air, but we started a company together and we also raised our individual children from previous relationships together as well. We then adopted two pups together as well and then we separated and at the end of the day the house was mine

like my rental. You moved in with me so I'm the one with the house and I can provide the care for all of these babies and that's what I continue to do but we definitely needed two parts and so he had gone off and it was quite hard for him to

fully let go of them so I care so we let him still take the girls for a walk. The girls being the dogs? Yeah, not the children, the humans. Not the children. I was hard enough trying to get the kids to accept the separation.

But then over time, he ended up adopting to himself as well. Two pups are all rescued, so two rescue pups. But now, since we're, you know, lines are clear, we're not in a relationship, we're not getting back together, we co-walk out, we co-parent all of these dogs together, and I often babysit his two that he's got. His extra dogs.

Yeah. So you help him out when his two adopted dogs, if he goes away, you'll babysit or dog-sit the dogs? Absolutely. That's nice of you. If I was out of town and took my son out of town and we went on an adventure or whatever, I know I could rely on him to come home and not just look after my two dogs.

It sounds like you've got a good arrangement, Anonymous. Yeah. It sounds like you are approaching it in a very mature way and it works well for you guys. Yeah, and I think everybody should do that. But no. Not everyone has that kind of relationship though, unfortunately. Not everybody has the ability to. Someone texted her and they said,

Hey, team, my ex-husband left me with our three dogs, two rotties and a bull mastiff. He lives in Australia now, but he pays me $100 a week in child support for the dogs. Cheers. Cheers. Wow. That's interesting. Because you don't have to.

There's no legal requirement to pay child support for a dog. There's no such thing as dog support. What else have we got here? Someone's texted and they said, I work at a dog daycare and we have a shared custody dog that gets dropped off by one parent and picked up by another on swap days so they don't have to see each other. Wow.

So like you said before about the dog drop box, they're using the dog daycare centre as a drop box. That's so buzzy. So what, you just never see your ex, you just pick them up from the doggy daycare? Yeah. I mean, if you don't get along, it's a good way to do it. Yeah. You know?

I mean, it does work. And then you take the dog home and you say mean things about your ex-partner to the dog. And then you feed them way better. You're so lucky that you're here. You're not at that mean lady's house anymore. And then you feed them way better food and treats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, whose place do you look better?

And you get an item of their clothing and you get them to snuff it and you're like, bad. This bad person. Attack the crotch. Do poos. Attack the crotch. Attack the crotch. Do poos. Attack the crotch. Z-Demons, Bray and Clint. If you are wondering where can I meet someone in 2025, this might be the answer because dating apps have been the go-to

for a number of years now. Everyone is meeting on dating apps. The default way to meet someone now. It's probably the most common way to meet someone is on a dating app. People are saying the new trend that is happening now is people are meeting potential love matches by joining running clubs. I've heard about this. So they're joining a running club just to meet people.

Yeah. Like potential meet people. Yeah. Like potential love interests. Yeah. And I guess if you're into that kind of thing. You find someone like-minded. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess that's a tick straight away and then you kind of can see if it can go anywhere from there.

The issue comes when you're not into running and you've only joined to meet someone. And this is the problem. And then you end up potentially in a relationship with someone that loves running when you're not into running and you've only joined to meet someone and then you end up potentially in a relationship with someone that loves running when you hate running. And how long do you continue to pretend to love running? Like when you were dating that surfer. You know, you had to pretend that you liked surfing. Because I started dating him in the wintertime. Yeah.

And I, because he asked me multiple times, do you surf? And I just lied and said that I did. Yeah, you just said, shaka, brah. Yeah. And I, because he asked me multiple times, do you surf? And I just lied and said that I did. Yeah, you just said, shaka, brah. Yeah, because I just thought it was going to be, you know, a little kind of short fling to get me through my seasonal depression. And then by the time summer rolled around, or it was even spring rather, he's like, let's go to the beach and go for a surf. And I had to come clean.

You could have eked it out a bit longer. I could have just broken up with him. It's been a tough winter. I don't think my wetsuit fits anymore. Oh, my Achilles is playing up. You won't believe this. A shark bit me board. He'll be like, you can borrow one of my boards. No, no, no. I'd never ride another man's stick. Nah.

I only specialise in certain boards and yours don't do it for me. There's got to be other clubs you can join to meet people. It's very old school. It's how our parents' generation did it. You meet people at clubs, tennis clubs. Salsa clubs.

Squash clubs. I've heard they've got great chips. Claudia, you are the only single one on the show at the moment. Yeah, thanks a lot. And desperate too. Yeah, very desperate and I have a lot of baggage. And sad. And lonely. Would you join a running club to meet someone? Hell

no. I didn't think so. I never look uglier than after a run. Are you like me? Are you all beetroot face like me? Yeah, it's like a full beetroot face. A bit sweaty and then like a bit upset, like tired. I've got it. I know what we need to do. What? We need to launch a running club for single people who hate running.

And we never do the run. You show up in your running clothes and your gym clothes and we stretch. And then we go to brunch. And then we go straight to brunch or the pub or something like that. We go to bottomless brunch. Yeah. So you don't have to wear pants to the brunch. Yeah. Don't have to wear pants. Don't have to wear pants. Bottomless brunch. Yeah. So you don't have to wear pants to the brunch, huh? Yeah.

Don't have to wear pants. Don't have to wear pants. It would be so ideal. Should we do that and just disguise it as a running club? Yeah, yeah. But it's actually just a speed dating thing. Brian Clint's single people's run club for people who hate running. Yeah.

I like it. I like it too. It sounds like the only running club I would join. Yeah. Because the rest sound terrible. Claudia, we would do that for you. Yeah, we'll do that for you. I really appreciate that.

Find someone for you. Okay, I'll show up. Next on the show. Doesn't sound like she will. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. The show is brought to you by Neon. The finale of season three of The White Lotus goes down tonight on Neon, so don't miss that. Time for the tea.

The Tea, live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, tell us the, I think, quite extreme measure Ed Sheeran has taken to make sure he doesn't get sued for copyright again. Yes, it is an extreme measure, Clint, but probably a smart one when you think about it in hindsight because Ed Sheeran is now filming all studio sessions

during his creative process. So that means he is literally filming him and the other songwriters and the producers and editors as they have their, you know, sometimes they're just in the room hanging out, sometimes they're in the studio. All of that will now be recorded so that he can then have proof moving forward that a melody, a beat, a song, a lyric was actually created by them in the moment. You know, not to be negative, Nancy, but you could then stage it.

You could be like, oh, I've got a great idea. Oh, it just came to me. Why don't we call it Billie Jean? Yeah. I wonder what Billie Jean. Yeah, I just invented a song called Party Rock Anthem in my mind just now. Whoa!

Wild! I get it from his point of view. I will always love you. What a good one. I feel like he's been dragged through the courts many times over this kind of stuff now where people are like, that song that you had a massive hit with kind of sounds a little bit vaguely kind of similar to a song I wrote 20 years ago.

Well, Marvin Gaye's estate sued him. Yeah. And then that random guy. And you're right, he won both of those. It's also interesting on another front, Dean, because say he creates the next big thing, which he no doubt will. He's had so many hits.

He'll then have footage of it being created. Which is pretty cool. It's like that Beatles footage that came out a couple of years ago which was them writing Let It Be and songs like that and you got to see them have the idea come up and the same with Billie Eilish. Because she was live streaming her

studio sessions with Phineas and you can see them coming up with Birds of a Feather on the spot and it's quite incredible to see the moment that it happens. It's pretty amazing to have that footage of that creation. So that's cool. And that's why Brie and I film all of these shows, you know, because one day, one day we're going to have a good idea.

Well, we did that one day, but Ross said we couldn't do it. Remember that game where I said that we should blindfold people and people have to sit on things and just guess what the item is with their bum? Oh, but what is it? Yeah. Yeah. It's a great idea. Great game.

Came up with it on the spot. Great idea. Great idea. Ross said no for some reason, Dean. You would be amazing at it, though. That's the tea with the man with the psychic butt, Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles. Is that a staple?

With 15 staples still in it. The ZM Podcast Network. If you're an only child, I've got some good news for you. Normally, you do get a bad rap. Yeah. Don't they? Yeah. What do people say about only children?

Can't share. Yeah, not't they? Yeah. What do people say about only children? Can't share. Yeah, not good at sharing. Spoilt. Well, they would be spoiled because they're the only child. Yeah, well, yeah. So no doubt you'd be getting spoiled rotten. But there's some great news out today from a new study which has revealed that only children tend to be smarter, happier and more creative than those who grow up with siblings.

Well, they have to be more creative because all of their friends are imaginary. Imaginary, yeah. The research published in the scientific journal Nature Human Behaviour found that there were positive correlations with neurocognition and mental health and being an only child. Okay, yeah. Interesting. The study evaluated a group of over 7,000 participants and scientists revealed that only children had better mental health,

memory and superior language ability. Probably because they have to talk to adults their whole life. Yeah. Plus when your parents die, you don't have to split the inheritance. Yeah. So there's no fights. It's all yours. It says here as well, only children also tend to be less impulsive and reward dependent, which is linked to needing approval from others. Yeah, that's because you're never fighting over anything because

you have no siblings. It's not have no siblings. Yeah. It's not survival of the fittest. It's not competition whoever wins this gets the last magnum. My best friend is an only child and I think part of the reason that we are so close is because I was his brother

essentially. Yeah. Once we became best friends, we were like brothers because he didn't have one wait is your best friend an only child yeah yeah really okay that's interesting i'm trying to think if i know many people that are only children well how would you know this is the thing well if i'm friends with them i would know oh true if you take a basic interest in their life you would find if i ask them like three questions, I would probably know. Well, you know, most people, maybe they're secretive about it

or they're judgment about only children out there. Maybe they keep it, you know, a secret. Producers, do you guys know many? There's no only children here. Nah, none of us are only children. We've all got siblings. Lucky. Ella said she wishes she was an only child.

She said that a few times. Yeah, kind of. Off air. Yeah, just like more money, more attention. You know. More. All your favourite things. More. Period. More, more, more. It's the best time of your life when you were an only child.

Oh, three years of pure bliss. You know how they say that children of divorce get double everything. Double birthdays, double Christmases. Imagine if you're an only child of divorce. Because they're already spoiling you as the only child and then you get that twice over. I would love to know, like, if there is any only children listening.

Like, did you, were you aware you got spoiled rotten? Yeah. Like, for Christmases and birthdays, did you get a lot of stuff or not really? Or did you hate it? Or was it the worst thing ever? Yeah. Like for Christmases and birthdays. Did you get a lot of stuff or not really? Or did you hate it? Or was it the worst thing ever? Yeah. Is it weird to own these children that they're only children? No, because that's all they've ever known.

That's all they've ever known. But they do, I think, see a lot of other, you know, friends or school mates with siblings, so they would know that there's other stuff. Well, they're often super tight with their cousins and things like that too. Yeah. Someone said on the text machine,

it blows my mind that if an only child marries an only child and they have a child, that child will have no aunties, uncles or cousins. Wow. Have never thought about that. And if you think about that way that's reducing down, four people have created two people who have created one person. This entire lineage of people has been reduced down to this one child.

Could die out. God, the pressure on you. You know, if you decide to have no kids. If you have no kids, because that's the way it's going. If it's going. Like if you're someone who's like, no, I'm not going to have kids. That's it. The bloodline's going. If it's going. Like if you're someone who's like, no, I'm not going to have kids, that's it. The bloodline dies out.

It ends with you. I thought we could play a game this afternoon where people call us and you can call us regardless. You can have multiple siblings. You can be only children. But essentially we're trying to weed out the only children. We're going to find you. We're going to try and guess who,. We're going to find you. We're going to pick you.

We're going to try and guess who, if you're an only child or not. There's only two options, only child or other. True, yeah. I'm other. Yes, I'm other because I've got siblings. So if you've got siblings, you're other. If you've got a stepbrother, are you other? Nah.

No, you're not other. Nah, because I feel like it needs to be a biological. If it's a half-brother-sister. But what if it's a step-brother? What if your mum got together with a guy who had a kid when you were a baby and you guys have been raised together and you're step-brother? Semantics. Yeah, you know if you're an only child.

Yeah. You know. You know if you are. Oh, 800 dial ZM. Don't try and trick us, only children. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. News out today from a study that has revealed that

Only Children tend to be smarter, happier and more creative than those who grew up with siblings. God, about time they got some good news. Isn't it? Oh, it's good and bad being an only child. Yeah, there's good and bad things. It's good and bad things. Sure. So we want to know if we can pick it. Like, are you identifiable as an only child. Yeah, there's good and bad things. There's good and bad things. Sure. So we want to know if we can pick it.

Like, are you identifiable as an only child? Can we pick your only child energy? Sam's here. Hi, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi. Don't tell us what your sibling situation is. Obviously.

But Bree and I are going to ask you a question each, okay? Yep. Okay, good. My question for you, Sam. Did you ever get grounded by your parents? If so, what for? Yes. And multiple things.

Okay. Okay, your turn. Sam, what size bed did you have in your early teens? King single. Okay. She got single. Okay. She got siblings. Yeah. Lock it in, no doubt.

You got siblings, Sam. Both of those things suggest siblings to us. You're wrong. Oh! You're an only child. You're a naughty only child. I am. Right, okay.

What did you do? Yeah, I want to know what you did. What things were you getting grounded for? I would sneak out. I would take money. I wouldn't turn my TV off, you know. Just all the typical teenage things. Normal teenage things.

Normal teenage things. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, Brie and I are not only children. We didn't know that you guys did that kind of stuff. Yeah. And if you did, we thought you got away with it. Oh, definitely not, no.

Yeah. Okay. Wow, there you go. Thanks, Sam. None from one. Let's go to Kiana. Hi, K if you did, we thought you got away with it. Oh, definitely not, no. Okay, thanks Sam. None from one, let's go to Kiana. Hi Kiana. Hi Kiana. Hi guys, how are you? We're good, thank you. Kiana, Kiana, Kiana. Kiana, can you tell me

if you remember, what was the best family holiday that you went on as a kid? And where was it? It was to the Gold Coast. Did the theme parks? Yeah, got to do theme parks, yep. Did the theme parks and the shopping.

Yep. That could be an only child or a sibling holiday. It could be. Because if she said like Paris, I would have thought, oh, that's an only child. Yeah, for sure. No one's taking a whole brood of children to Paris. No.

Okay, what do you got? Kiana, what's the best Christmas gift you ever got as a kid? Oh, good question. What's the one that sticks out in your memory? Probably a bike when I was young, yeah. A bike. A lot of kids get bikes. Yeah, my gut.

I know, sorry. I know, it's okay. We've got bad questions. My gut says she's got siblings. Me too. You got siblings, Kiana? Yes, I'm one of seven. One of seven!

You don't have siblings, you have a whole softball team. Holy moly. You guys would have taken up three rows a whole softball team. Whoa. Holy moly. You guys would have taken up three rows on that flight to the Gold Coast. Well, luckily I'm one of the younger ones, so. Oh, the older ones didn't get to go. What kind of car were your parents driving around? A bus?

Yeah, it was like the Toyota, like big, I don't know, that van. It was in a steamer with a caged trailer. Far out. Thanks, Fiona. Sophia is here. Hi, Sophia, big, I don't know, that van. It was in a steamer with a caged trailer. Far out. Thanks, Fiona. Sophia is here. Hi, Sophia. Hi, Sophia. Hello.

We're going to do this to you as well. Sophia, my question for you, would you say you're an over or underachiever? Over, definitely. Okay, yep. You asked your question. Already got a vibe. Do you have a gaming console when you were growing up, Sophia? No, nothing.

Nothing, okay. Only child. Only child? Yeah, I don't know. I've got a vibe. Overachiever with no gaming console. Yeah. Did you play an instrument?

Yes, I did. What instrument? Yeah play an instrument? Yes, I did. What instrument? A recorder. Oh, now it says siblings. Yeah. If you'd said violin, I would have said only child. I reckon she's got siblings. Really? You're changing your opinion. I've changed it. The recorder threw me.

I've got nothing, so I'll go with you. Sophia, have you got siblings? No, I don't. I'm stuck with my gut. There was no siblings to listen to her playing the recorder. That's why she played it. Of course. The most annoying instrument in the world.

Oh, Sophia. Yes. You got us. That threw us. We've got to go out. Surely we've got to go out on a win. Let's go to Ashley. Hi, Ashley.

Hi, Ashley. Hi. Hi. Okay. Okay. Let's think about this. Best questions. Ashley, if your family had like a Sunday roast, like a chicken,

what part of the chicken would you get on your plate? Breast, thigh, wing? Probably a drumstick. Sibling. It does scream sibling. Ashley. Probably a drumstick. Sibling. It does scream sibling. Ashley. Because there's two breasts and two thighs up for grabs.

Did you ever try and buy alcohol before you were 18? Oh, for sure. Sibling. Sibling Sibling Yeah but that says No sibling to me Because you get Oh unless she's the oldest She could be the oldest

Yeah Or she could have tried To get her older sibling To get it for her And they said no Yeah yeah yeah I feel like it's sibling Alright I'll go with you

Ashley you've got siblings Don't you No I'm an only child I knew it! I bloody knew it! Why are they so stingy giving you a drumstick? No, thanks, Ashley. We can't go out on a loss.

We've got to do Gemma as well. Hi, Gemma. I need one. Hi, Gemma. Hello. Hi, we need a win here. We need a win. You need a second here, you do.

Gemma, Gemma, you had a bike when you were a kid, obviously. I did. Was your bike new or was it a hand-me-down bike? I've had both. Both, okay. Shows she had both. Could have come from cousins. Could have been a second-hand bike off Trade Me or something.

Gemma, from the ages of one to ten, how many birthday parties do you reckon you had? My birthday's two days after Christmas, so that's a hard question to answer. And my dad's birthday's three days before Christmas, but I think I probably had a birthday party in January, between the ages of one and ten. So most years.

Most years, yeah. Most years. I don't remember thinking I didn't get birthday parties. It says only child to me. No, all kids get birthday parties. Every year? Yeah. Whether it's big or little, you still get to do something for your birthday when you're a kid.

I've got literally nothing to go off on, Gemma. What when you're a kid. I've got literally nothing to go off on, Gemma. What do you think? I'm sorry. No, it's not your fault, Gemma. No, it's not your fault, Gemma. She's a bit aloof. I reckon she's an only child. Okay. Lock it in. Yeah, I think so too. Go with your gut.

Gemma, hang on, Gemma. Gemma, we're desperate. Gemma, this is make or break. We're desperate for a win. You're an only child. I've got a brother. Yeah, but Gemma, do you like him though? Am I an only child? No, I don't. Okay, God, you're an only child.

Do you wish you didn't have a brother? You're an only child to us. We're going to give away some free KFC next if you want to have a go at playing How Many With Us, the game that you win if you have the most of something. Yeah. What is the thing today? Because people need to know before they call.

Yeah, fair enough. It's something to do with your camera roll on your phone, is what we can say. Okay, so you just need to have a phone with photos on it. Yeah. A smartphone. A smartphone. Yeah.

And we kind of changed it, but we can do it. Can I just change it? It's way better. Okay, yeah, change it then, yeah. Executive decision, we're changing it to how many cards do you have in your wallet? Oh, okay. I like that one way better. Yeah, me too. I like it better. Same. And I like the jeopardy

of waiting to change the topic until after we've announced it. Thank you. You know, it really adds a layer of stress and mystery to the situation that I wasn't expecting. It breaks the fourth wall, and I love that. It really does. Does it? Yeah, and I like how you told us with food in your mouth.

Yeah, sorry, I was eating some carrot. It's on brand. How many? How many? How many? How many? That many? How many? How many? That's a good amount. The game where you win if you have the most of something.

Ella, you're in charge. Yeah, today's topic is how many cards do you have in your wallet? Ooh. Yeah, so you get to choose who to go head-to-head against between Brie, Clint or producer Claudia. And today, we're welcoming... Kendall! Sorry, I also have bad eyesight like Clint.

Hi, Kendall. Hey, how are we going? Good, thank you. Do you have a wallet, Kendall? I do. I do. It's quite a large wallet. Ooh, like, I won't say who.

Like one member of the team. Who you might want to avoid. You'll know about if you follow us on any of our social platforms, you will have seen this person's wallet. Yes, but we won't say that. It's been a running joke on this show for a couple of years. Maybe he has seen it. Okay, Kendall, can I know how many cards do you have in your wallet?

Can I just check? I have three that are like, they're not like laminated cards, but they're like stamp cards, you know, when you go to a place. That counts. I'd say that counts too, yeah. Okay. What about like a business card? They were in my wallet, so I'll count that.

Yeah, that's a card. Brie wants to know if business cards count. Sorry, Brie wants to know if business cards count. Yes, that's a card. In that case, then I've got another two. Okay. Does a taxi chit count? Okay. Yeah, that one counts.

It's card shaped. Yeah, sorry, Kendall. Kendall, yeah, you give it. I've got 21 cards. Now, bear in mind, to win Kendall, you need to have the most. So you need to pick the person that you think has the least or at least less than 21. Can I go

against Clint, please? Okay. I like that. We can lock that in. Just being a man, I assume that you don't. I don't have a purse. You're right. You can't have that man purse for a while, though. I did not have a man purse. You did.

I did not. I remember you had a lovely man purse. I believe it was from Coach. Oh, you did not. That fancy brand. Shut up. You carried it around. I did not.

You frolicked it. You frolicked around. Skipped around with it. All right, well, we're locking in Clint, which means we go to producer Claudia. How many did you have, Claude? I feel like I'm out on a technicality because I don't actually own a wallet.

So I just have two cards, Lucy Goosey, in my bag. So two. Two. I guess two. Your bag is your wallet. Get a wallet. Grow up. You grow up.

You grow up. I'm running a tight ship here. Get a man purse. You're a man purse if you're not using it anymore. Yeah, yeah. Is that free? Can I have that? Kendra, I think you've made a good decision by excluding Bree

because she's only just finished counting the cards in her wallet. While you've been talking, she was still counting. So, Bree, how many cards in your enormous passport wallet? Look, I got pretty tired. I'm going to say ballpark, 52. What? Oh, my gosh. say ballpark? 52. What? Oh my gosh.

That's half of them. At one point, I felt like I was holding a deck of cards. It was so funny. Kendall, we bought Brie a lovely slimline deadly ponies wallet for her birthday back in January so she could downsize. She still hasn't. Are you using it? Oh no. You're not using our birthday present. Are you using it? Oh, no. You're not using our birthday present?

I haven't used it yet, no. What's the weirdest thing and what's the weirdest card she's got? Good question. I have, Kendall, I have my first ever driver's license that was issued on the 5th of the 10th, 2006. Wow. Why do you carry that everywhere that you go? Because that is a memory.

That is a conversation starter. Put it in your drawer. Put it in your house. But then I'll lose it in my wallet. Aren't you supposed to give those back? Shut up. It's not about me. It's about Kendall.

Kendall, you chose me. Can we have your number again? How many cards in your wallet? I had 21. 21. Kendall, I can confirm for you that in my man purse, also known as a regular men's wallet. It's a satchel.

I've got eight cards. You win. Well done. Yay. You get the same number of KFC chicken dollars as Bree has cards in her wallet, which is about 50. Ballpark, 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.

Well done. Thank you so much, guys. Nice work, Kendall. You should pull that man purse back out. The satchel, you called it. Indiana Jones wore one. It's so rich coming from you and that monstrosity of a wallet that you carry everywhere you go. I reckon the only reason you have a backpack is to carry your wallet.

It's the heaviest thing in my backpack, I'm not going to lie. It's heavier than my laptop. Play Zed Eames Bree and Clint. This is big news. A New Zealand restaurant, Bree, has been named one of the three best... Why were you looking? My eyes are up here. Pardon you.

A New Zealand restaurant has been named one of the three best restaurants in the world. In the world? In the whole freaking world. I don't mean to say it like that, but the world is a big place. Amersfield in Queenstown is the restaurant. Amersfield. I've never been, but it does look incredible. And people rave about this place.

Oh, do you know people that have been there? Yeah. I've never even heard of it. I've seen the odd influencer there. I know that celebrities go there when they come to New Zealand. Is it like a Michelin star place or is it? It's a good question. Probably.

If you go to Amersfield, there's two ways that you can dine. You can do the 12-course menu, which means you go, you're going to do that, they just bring you all the food. Degustation. Yeah, $440 per person. Or you can do the 30-course Trust the Chef menu, which is $695 per person, which seems like much better value. Did you say $695?

Yeah, but you get 30 courses. Per person? Yeah, and they're probably like every typical fancy pants restaurant where it's the tiniest little course you've ever seen. Well, how do we know if we've never been? Yeah, they haven't invited us. Well, you and I can't afford to go to this restaurant, but I know someone who could afford to take us to that restaurant.

Please welcome to the show our boss, Ross Boss. G'day, Ross. Have you guys heard about her dad's takeaways and said that to the other team? Hear me out, Ross. I don't expect you to take us to the third best restaurant. Yeah, hear me out. I've got chocolate shakes.

I don't expect you to take us to the third best restaurant in the world for nothing. Yeah, we got to earn it right, Ross. Okay. So what if we do you a deal? If the Brian Clint Show wins its first ever radio award this year,

first ever radio award, seven years, first ever award, would you take us to the third best restaurant in the world in Queenstown, Emmisfield? I'm just calculating all the costs. So there's, what are we doing, the 30 course? Yeah, we're doing the 30 course, yeah.

Yeah, the 30 course, there's obviously four of us, Brian, Clint, Claudia and Ella. Yeah, yeah. And then you can come if you want to. Five, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then maybe like six, just whoever I'm ragging around at the moment.

What's that? Can you do the maths on it? Okay, hold on. So what did you say? Let's just round I'm ragging around at the moment. What's that? Can you do the maths on it? Okay, hold on. So what did you say? Let's just round it up to $700. $700 times six. Carry the line. $4,200.

What do you say, big boy? That's not including flights and accommodation. Let's get rid of the drumroll. Flights, what's that? Oh, shit. Okay, flights would be what? Probably about 500 return. Okay, so.

500 times six, three grand plus 4,200 plus four, 200. 7,200. $7,200. What do you say, big boy? Hold on. Accommodation. Accommodation. Yeah, well, at least a couple of nights.

You don't want to like, you know, have one night. Breno will share a room. He will share a one night. Bri and I will share a room. We'll share a room. And Claudia and Ella will share a room. So that's one, two, three rooms at $400. Let's just say it's around $10,000 dinner. So round it up to $10,000. What do you see, big boy?

No. Oh, Ross! Well, what are we going to get if we finally win the first ever radio award for this show? What are you going to give us? A radio award? No, you're not giving that to us. Every year that we haven't won one, you've told us those things are worthless. Yeah, that's how these awards things work.

Unless you won one, it doesn't matter. All right. And then when you win it, all that matters. What did you say that place in Te Arau was called? Her Dad's. Very good. We'll take that. We're holding you to that. Okay, great. Lock it in. We'll take it.

ZM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Our producer Ella gets married this Saturday. Ella, still the plan? Yep. Still going ahead? That's still happening. You got cold feet? Nah. My feet are quite warm. Good. Good to hear.

Have you written your vows yet? Can you give us a little bit of the vows on air? No, I tried. No, she can't because she hasn't written them. Have you not written them yet? All I wrote was, my heart belongs to you, and then I gagged and laughed. I can't do that, so I've got nothing. It'd be funny if you did that at the altar or whatever it is.

My heart belongs to you. Can I give you a bit of advice? Yes, please. No, I mean you can take it or leave it. I might leave it. It's not like I've ever been married. Okay, you don't want my advice. I'm joking.

I feel like it's good advice. Give me good advice. I really like it in wedding vows when they say all the things that they love about them and then all the things that they love them in spite of. Oh yeah, that is fun. Like in a funny way. Like in a fun way. Yeah, Ryan does a lot of accents, which is kind of annoying. Or is he going to do that in his

vows? Maybe. What kind of accents does he do? Mawaf. Tibi. Borat. Some Russian. Depends on what we're watching. Yeah, right. What are you most worried about on your wedding day? Tripping. Tripping, some Russian. Depends on what we're watching. Yeah, right. What are you most worried about on your wedding day? Tripping. Tripping, yeah.

We talked about this before the show. Alice said the aisle that she is walking down is cobblestones. And stairs. And stairs. And you'll be wearing heels and you don't usually wear heels. Nah. Just get a cheese grater and just grate the bottom of your heels. So it gives you a bit of extra grip on your heels. I guess.

I went to a wedding, good friend's wedding, where they came down a whole lot of stairs to get down to this garden. And the first bridesmaid to come down with a groomsman and they sort of linked arms, she carked it at the top of the stairs bridesmaid to come down with a groomsman and they sort of linked arms. She carked it at the top of the stairs and she rolled from the top of the stairs down to the bottom and pulled the groomsman with her as she went down. Were they in a dual roly-poly? Pretty much, yeah, yeah.

Like a snowball gaining momentum. Hey, hey, hey, not the time for roly-poly. One over the other. Oh, could you imagine? I remember at my uncle's second wedding, because I went to the first one as well. This was the second one. It was a really hot day in Brisbane and, like, really hot, humid,

and we're all sitting in this really hot church, and all of a sudden one of the groomsmen in the background just started to look real dizzy and then it was during the ceremony like during the vows even and then next minute this guy's just fainted and no one caught him and it was the loudest thud it was just like like he just hit the deck and then was the bride there yet? Yes Everyone was there Everyone was there Yeah right Like the ceremony was happening And then this poor guy Is just absolutely ate it

And then eventually he's come to Yeah And then he just threw up Everywhere Oh Not bad I was sitting on the cake Yeah

Oh no that's bad Not good Yeah see I am sensitive with that So I need to breathe And drink water None of this is going to happen to you I'm nervous It's not going to be that hot on Waiheke Island this weekend.

I hope not. You'll be fine. I want warm. I want nice sun. Yeah, exactly. It'll be just right. None of this is going to happen to you, Ella. You're going to have a perfect day.

But just in case, I feel like we should still take calls and texts from people about wedding day fails. Things that went wrong on your wedding day. Maybe you chose a Shetland pony as your ring bearer and the Shetland pony went haywire and kicked Nan in the face or something. Shoot, that would be bad. You'd hope the videographer caught that moment, eh? Like if Nan has to get kicked in the face by a Shetland pony and there is a videographer there and the videographer's trying to help. You go, no, there's enough people to help.

You film. Like, let's be real. If you were filming, you're not going to not try and get that moment. You keep rolling. You keep rolling. Yeah. You're trying to get that moment.

That's what Nan would have wanted. Oh, 800 dials at everyone. You'd text us on 9696. What was the wedding day fail? Yeah, bring them through. Yeah, come on. A little bit of... How bad can it be?

Nothing bad happens at weddings, Ella. It's fine. It is Franklin. Our producer Ella gets married on Saturday. So to make sure she's prepared for all eventualities, we've asked you for your wedding day fails. Yeah, and I think it's just good to, you know, get her prepared that things happen. But as long as you both turn up and say, I do.

That's all that matters. That's all that matters. Yeah. Unless what happens to Delilah happens. Hi, Delilah. Is it Delilah? Hey, guys. Yes, yes, it is.

Delilah, tell us what was the wedding day fail? Okay, so my dad proposed to my mum. They didn't know that they were pregnant with me yet. Right. And so they were going to go ahead with the wedding anyway. And I was overdue two weeks, and they still went ahead with the wedding. And mum had me four days later. Wow. That's cutting it bloody fine, Delilah.

Oh, yeah, no, I know. I feel so bad for my mum. Especially in a white dress. Yep. In front of a crowd. So you were two weeks overdue. Was the original plan that you would have been out by then and then you would have been like a newborn at the wedding?

Yeah, right. I think that was the plan. I think it was two or one week, but yeah, I was definitely overdue. And yeah, so my poor mum. Well, you managed to stay in for the big day, so well done, Delilah. Congratulations. I felt so bad when mum told me that.

I love this text that's come through. Wedding Day Fails and they said, Hey guys, best mate was doing the opening speeches for the wedding. He was so nervous and instead of saying welcome and thanking everyone for coming, he said, I would

like to wank you. Poor man went from brown to red. Welcome and thank. I would like to wank everyone for being here. Yeah. I would like to wank everyone for being here. Yeah. I would like to wank them very much. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hi, anonymous. Hi there. Hi. What was your wedding day fail? So the ceremony seemed to be going fine. Everything had kind of gone smoothly. It had been a little windy day that day. But as the ceremony finished and we were walking back up the aisle,

at the end of it, a freak gust of wind knocked over one of those big archways. Oh, yeah. You know, those wooden pergola things with all the flowers on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Knocked it over and it hit the priest on the head and he broke a tooth. Oh, no. What?

Act of God. Bonked him right on the head. Yeah. You can see it gradually flipping over in the wedding photo. Oh, my God. That's so bad. That's awful and obviously no one wants that to happen, but isn't it incredible that it happened as you walked up the aisle?

Otherwise, that could have been you, and you could have had a chipped tooth in the rest of your wedding photos, Anonymous. I hadn't thought about it that way. You were saved by a miracle. It was an act of God. He took the fall for you. The priest saved you from having awful wedding photos.

Miracles do exist. The marriage didn't quite work out. Not such a miracle. Didn't need the photos. All right, well, thank you very much, Anonymous. We appreciate the call. See ya. This text came through.

We got married in 2022 after COVID and we were limited to 100 guests. As I walked down the aisle, I noticed my husband's uncle and auntie who had told us they couldn't come as they had COVID. I saw them and almost passed out. I fumbled my vows

because all I could think about was them spreading COVID. Yeah. I wonder if they had COVID. Yeah. Did they? And did everyone else get it? Yeah.

What happened? God, we were so terrified. And the, the, what it would have taken to have a wedding during COVID as well would have been hard enough. Yeah. Someone said, the zip on the back of my dress came open at the bottom,

undies on display. My mum had to speak up when I arrived at the altar and I got the re-zip up in front of everybody. Suck it in. Thanks, mum. This one, I forgot to put on sunscreen. It was unreasonably sunny, and I got a crazy lace sunburn through my dress.

That's horrible. A lace tattoo. Yeah. Everything was going fine at our wedding until the reception was over and the guests had gone home. Our caterers found a 20-litre jug of cooking oil in the kitchen and made a slip and slide through the newly refurbished hall. We got a phone call at 4am from them saying, we effed up. They were my husband's workmates and I haven't forgiven them yet 11 years later.

Oh God. What about this one here? On my wedding day, my niece, who was around seven years old, was crying since I arrived to the church throughout the entire ceremony. She was crying because she wanted to be with me. So she's in all of our pictures crying. Everyone thought she was our daughter because she didn't want to leave us alone. That's cute. That's so cute. I'd be like, I get it, but also, like, let us just have a few photos.

Yeah, yeah. But what a cool story. That's pretty cute. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hey, how are you going? Good, thank you, Sarah. Did you have a bit of a nightmare on a wedding day?

It wasn't me, thankfully. One of my friends in the UK, for her wedding, her parents decided it was a lovely surprise to book the magician that she used to have for all of her birthday parties. And neither her or the groom knew it was going to happen. A wedding magician? A wedding, what? A magician.

The magician she had for her birthday, right? No one knew this guy rocked up who's kind of a little beyond his years, right? Which of her birthdays had he attended? Many. They used to book him every year. Was he the family magician then, Sarah? Family magician. That's hilarious.

Arguably, he should have had an invite to the wedding in the first place. Well, true. But it gets better. So he rocks up to the wedding and he does some performances and he does this great trick where he basically takes her wedding ring and he makes it disappear by setting it on fire into this ball of flame. Right. So the trick goes off really lovely.

Yeah. Next thing, all of the fire alarms go off in the hotel because it's gone up in a puff of smoke. Okay. And so we're all like, oh, no, this is really embarrassing, laughing. And then the hotel staff come in and say, you've got to evacuate. We're like, no, no, it's fine, it's fine. It was just a bit of a joke.

And they were like, no, no, the fire brigade are on the way. You have to evacuate. Oh, no. The whole entire hotel had to be evacuated and we had to probably wait about 15 minutes for the fire brigade to turn up, which they did, but they were really great fun and my friend got some great photos on the fire truck with all the firemen. I bet that magician wishes he could make himself disappear at that moment.

And you know what, Sarah? I think we would have been seeing him afterwards. When we asked for wedding day fails, like you could have just called up and said, my sister-in-law, whoever it was, organised a magician for the wedding reception. That was enough. That was enough. Right?

Yeah. Who was organising? Like do you reckon it was like a love actually thing, you know, where the guy organises the surprise and there's trumpets and clarinets and it's amazing. And do you reckon she was a bit like, oh, I'm going to organise a family magician. Yeah, maybe, yeah. You know?

Normalised magicians. What a fun party treat to get. What, do you reckon we have them at more events? Yeah. We should get magicians to stag do's instead of strippers. And they can still strip and do magic. That I would like. Just don't make anything disappear.

Now you see it, now you don't. Look what I'm going to pull out of this hat. Nope, it's not a bunny. Zee Dean's Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday bangers for your Monday.

Number one songs when you turn 16. Who's up first? Sian's first. Hi, Sian. Hi, Sian. Hello, how are you? Good, mate. How was your weekend?

Yeah, all good, thank you. Good to hear. Long time, less time. Wait a second, Sian. Go, Sian. Go, Sian. Go, Sian. Finally, what's taking you so long?

Lack of time, Brie. Yeah, that's fair. Lack of time, Bree. Yeah, that's fair. Lack of time, yeah, yeah, yeah. People are busy, people are busy. She's just gotten around to it. And you're here now, and that's the main thing. Sian, tell us exactly how many years it's taken for you to call the Bree and Clint show. What's your date of birth?

3rd of the 1st, 89. Okay. All right, that means, Sian, you were 16 in 2005, and on the 3rd of May, 05, this was at the top. You've been denying us of this, Sian? From Jessie McCartney, you get Beautiful Soul. What do you reckon? Oh, I don't know about that one. You don't like it?

It's a solid 10 out of 10 for me. Guilty pleasure, isn't it? Yeah, I don't know about that one. You don't like it. It's a solid 10 out of 10. It's a guilty pleasure, isn't it? Yeah, I agree. I hope so. Yeah. Okay, wait there, Sian. We're going to do Jacob's birthday bingo. Hey, Jacob.

Hi, Jacob. Hello, guys. How you doing? Good, thank you, mate. What did you do for your weekend, Jacob? A whole lot of nothing. I was slightly hungover on the Sunday But aren't we all Mate you know what

I was going to say not me but actually I was Yeah I was a little bit I'm still hung over now to be honest You were hung over the whole weekend You had a boys weekend Okay it's about Jacob okay Jacob wanted to know about your boys weekend Hey Jacob what is your date of birth mate

Before I say that I am also a long-time listener. First time calling. What are you? Go, Jacob. Go, Jacob. Welcome, Jacob. It's like you've always been here, mate. We're so familiar with you.

You like old furniture. I feel like I've known you for years, Jacob. Yeah, just that hand piece in the bottom of your handbag. That's the one. I've got... My nan always had spare undies in her handbag. Yeah, on one of your 51 cards, sorry. Jacob!

Jacob, what's your date of birth, man? Oh, that was a solid bird from Jacob. 8th of the 10th, 2001. Okay. I like how everyone just avoided my nanans undies in the bag comment. I didn't know how to react to that. Jacob, here's your birthday banger. Post Malone and 21 Savage, rock stars.

It's a banger, Jacob. You like a bit of postie? Absolute banger, isn't it? Who doesn't? Who doesn't love postie? Yeah. Solid. Solid.

Wait there. We're going to do Uppa's birthday banger. Hi, Uppa. Hi, Uppa. Hi. Hi. How are you? How was your weekend?

Good, thank you. I'm so excited to make it through. I'm so repped. Oh, cool. My weekend was great. Oh, cool. Oh, that's great to hear. Have you ever called the show before? So you've never got on air before, but you've listened for a while?

Well, wait a second. That sounds to me like long-time listeners. First time caller. Yeah. We got the three-way. I mean, three beats. Oh, back to back to back to back. Appa, what's your date of birth?

19th of the 9th, 1983. Right, Appa, that means you were 16. In 1999, and we've done the calculations, this is your birthday banger. A little bit of Monica in my life. A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Rita. I feel like it suits you, Appa. A little bit of Tina.

That is so cool. That is so cool. That is so cool. A little bit of Mary all night long. Okay, wait, then we've got a tough decision to make. That is so cool. That is so cool. That is so cool. Okay, wait, then we've got a tough decision to make. It's a banger, Appa. Jessie McCartney, Post Malone or Lou Bega. I vote Lou Bega.

Yeah, Appa was given, she was given the right energy. You've won birthday banger. Oh, yay. Yay. We're going to play your song just for you right now. Oh, thank you. You're welcome, mate. From the year 1999, here's Mumbo No. 5 on ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.

The winner of Birthday Banger on ZM is Lou Beggars' Mumbo No. 5 for Uppa that came out in the year 1999. Banger. What a banger. Did he have any other hits? No. That was it. In fact, he's re-recorded that and re-released it on Spotify too

because I think there's some kind of record label issue. We now have Mumbo No. 5 Lou Beggars version. Do we actually? Yeah. Wasn't there a Bob the Builder version? Oh, probably, possibly. I don't know. I think there was.

My children listened to that Mumbo No. 5 song exclusively. Only that song for about nine months. It's the only song that we got to listen to. So that'd be like torture for you listening to it now. No, it's been long enough that it brought back good memories actually. Right. Play ZM's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok listening to it now. No, it's been long enough that it brought back good memories actually. Right.