ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th April 2026
Episode Date: April 6, 2026Millennial phrases we want to bring back. Childhood mementos you've been stuck with. Mumma Di has a really badly timed injury, Does your friend group go all out? See omnystudi...o.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast.
Z-DM's Brie and Clint, covering breakfast.
Hey, good morning, everybody.
Welcome to Brie and Clint in the morning.
Oh, no, I haven't done my voice warm-up exercises.
And now my voice sounds, you know how I sound different in the morning?
That's how you always sound.
Oh, do I?
Yeah.
Oh, sweet then.
Do I sound the same?
No, you sound a bit bad.
Oh, do I?
Hold on, wait, let me have a sip of my tea.
Yeah.
A little bit raspy, you know?
Some would argue that's better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love a raspy voice on a woman.
Tell us what else you're into.
We were just talking about,
everyone had a good Easter.
Yeah, a nice break.
A long, long weekend.
I just talked to someone else in the building.
They said, oh, I felt longer than four days.
Oh, classic kitchen chat.
And I went, not for me.
Being around family,
Right?
I love it.
I love it.
But when it's everyone and your siblings have a heap of kids and there's people running around and there's cousins and they've got kids, get me out of there.
Yeah, it's a lot.
You know?
Yeah.
You can say we'll go home for Christmas for a day or two.
It's just a lot of energy.
And then they're like, oh, I wish I could stay, but you don't stay.
Got to go, though.
Got to get back to my own house and life and routine.
Isn't it interesting?
because Christmas and like Easter, when you're a kid, best time in your life.
It's the time you look forward to.
Nothing better than those moments.
As an adult, worst.
Because you're in charge.
It's awful.
You're in charge.
As a kid, you're just along for the ride.
And there's magic and there's surprise.
All I am.
And you are the centre of attention.
But as an adult, they're like, do some dishes.
All I am is the dish cleaner.
Yeah, yeah.
Yep.
For Easter
Christmas they're like
You get in that kitchen
Are you clean up after?
Are you just realising this?
You clean up after 17 people
Right
We've got a fun show on the way
If you are looking at your
Gas gauge on your car
And you're going oh Christ
We have free gas
At 8 o'clock
With Guess Me Up
You were telling me
That it's gone $4 a liter
No I didn't
No I said almost $4 a later
What's almost?
Some places
are like $3 a.
D. Yeah.
Yuck.
$4, I reckon people will, and it will, once it hits $4, people will start rioting in the streets.
What's that, what's that song where it's like, gas pedal, gas pedal?
Do they have to change it now where it's like, go easy on the gas pedal?
Neutral.
Neutral.
Roll it down the hill.
Coast down the hill.
Goose down the hill.
Turn the air conditioning off, gas, roll down.
We can make that parenthood.
if you want.
I would love to.
Play ZDem's Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint, filling in for Fletchforn and Haley.
This is the main event.
Treaty versus Lady.
We kick off our show in the afternoons with Trady versus Lady every day from three,
and we keep score.
The Trades have won 23 times this year.
The ladies, they've won 29.
We've tried kicking the breakfast show off with Trady versus Lady in the past.
Six and bit too early for a quiz, we found out.
People don't really want to answer trivia questions that early.
We've got our people now, though.
Our ladies in Christchurch, she's 26, and her fun factors, she's double-jointed.
Welcome to the show, Millie.
Hi, Millie.
Hello.
Do you know Bree once broke up with a guy because he had double-jointed knee?
Oh, no.
No, that's not true, Millie.
I don't know what he's talking about.
His knees hyper-extended backwards, and she got the yack from it.
It's just a special little quirk about it.
Yeah, exactly right, Bree.
It's just a special little quirk.
I was...
Your big meany.
I was a different person back then.
Yeah.
And I also think I was trying to justify certain things he did.
He had a bad personality, too.
Yeah, right.
That's my story.
He had a double-jointed personality.
Millie's taking on our trading today from the Bay of Plenty.
He is 40, and when he was born,
he was the biggest baby in Western Australia.
Welcome to the show, Johnny.
Hi, Johnny.
Morning, guys.
Wellfare check on your mum, Johnny.
Yeah, she's doing all right.
Okay, good.
How big?
Do you remember your stats?
12, 12 pounds.
12. 10?
Damn.
You must have a big head.
Massive head.
Yeah.
We're like mum laying an emu egg.
A route.
Jeez.
Okay, Johnny, your buzzer's tradie.
Millie, lady, the first to three.
Correct answers gets $50
cash from our friends at KFC.
Good luck, guys.
Here we go. Question number one.
Where in the world would you be
if you landed at Heathrow Airport?
Lady.
Millie.
You'd be in England.
You would be, can you be a bit more specific?
London.
Yes, London.
You're from London.
I might be.
Are you from London, Millie?
Yeah.
No way.
There you go.
There you go.
Hey, one to the ladies.
Question number two.
Name a member of the band Destiny's Child.
Lady.
This Millie.
Millie.
Beyonce.
Yes.
Beyonce.
Well done.
Kelly and of course Michelle.
There was a fourth.
Yeah, I doubt anyone was going to answer with that fourth member.
No, no, no, but there was a fourth.
Yeah.
I think there was five actually at one point two.
Okay, two to the ladies.
You need this one, Johnny, to stay in at.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
This.
Millie for the win.
Millie for the win.
She's got it.
She's a lady.
Well done.
Good man, Johnny, good attitude.
Yes, very good attitude.
Millie, I'll double-jointed darling from London.
You're a trade-e versus lady champion.
We've got 50 bucks cash coming your way.
Yeah, I couldn't let the girls down.
Good on you, Millie.
It's great win.
Girls push ahead too.
They're on 30 now.
We'll play again at 7 a.m. tomorrow.
if you're keen to join us.
ZDM's Bree and Clint
podcast. Saw a clip of
some commentators over in Aussie
that
triggered me personally
because I feel like I can relate.
Okay. So this is
from the Triple M
Footy Boys who they
essentially do all the commentating at the
AFL, NRL,
all the different games.
There's a bunch of them in the
commentators box and they're
an AFL game, they're commentating, they're meant to be concentrating,
professionals, and then one of them does something that derails the whole thing.
Take a listen.
Experience of the MCG a few weeks ago, but always nice for the boys to continue to
run around out here today.
Stevie, you know what you've done.
Sorry, Grigger, Stevie's just dropped one in the box and it stinks.
That stink.
Stephen?
I can smell something.
No.
I see.
Stop.
Stephen.
We're going to be
Steve.
Up after the break.
We've got the good,
the bad,
the agony.
Stop me.
To the box.
That's so unprofessional.
Twice.
He cleared the room on the second time.
I love how they're
so these other boys, though,
very professional because they
they then commentated the fart.
You know?
Yeah.
They did a play-by-play of the fart that the guy had done.
Oh, it was great coverage of the fart.
Yeah.
It was great coverage.
I felt like I was there.
Yeah.
I feel like, you know, you say unprofessional.
But we've got some audio of you actually,
because we are in a glass box in here,
and we're broadcasting, you know.
And there's these audio that I think you should play
as a memory that just sprung to mind for me.
When's this from, Claude?
How many years?
number of years ago?
Long time ago.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
People don't forget.
You do two accidental farts in eight years.
It was about six months ago, actually, apparently.
Eight years.
I've been doing this.
You added that sound effect.
No, we did.
You did.
No, we did.
You did.
You're one of those people that I think have a really tight anus.
And that's how your fart sound.
I've heard it twice, and both times, producer Claude, you can attest to this both times.
Yeah.
The amount of footage of you ripping ass on the internet, and yet the one clip that you have of me keeps getting played on this show.
Never do I break wind in the studio.
I have decorum.
Neither do I on purpose.
Dead end Franklin.
I saw a video over the weekend that made.
me realize, I think it is time for us millennials to bring back some of our phrases or sayings.
Okay.
That were popular back of the day, Clint.
Okay.
I feel like with these phrases, they go out for a reason.
They either become cringe or actually sometimes we just overuse them, don't we?
And they just need a break.
Exactly.
And it's like anything, stuff comes back into fashion.
And I reckon phrases and sayings are coming back in fashion.
We need to give it a push.
There was a guy who feels the same as me.
And do you want to hear some of the ones he's floating,
the millennial phrases or sayings where he's like,
we should bring this back.
Yeah, I do want to hear them.
Okay, here's the first one.
Tote's my goats.
I'm not too attached to Totsma goats.
I haven't heard someone Ripper Totsma Goats in probably 10 years.
I'm not like super attached to that one.
Tots.
Tots my goats.
Toots. Don't hate it though.
Toots and the variation, totes my goats.
Yeah, the full blown.
Yeah.
The full shabang.
Okay, what about this one?
Number two.
Cool beans.
That's cool beans.
Cool beans.
Cool beans.
I, from time to time, we'll still drop a cool beans.
Do you?
I do it around the kids.
You're such a cool beans, guys.
It feels nice.
But I picture when you say it to be like, cool beans.
No.
Bean.
It's more like, oh, cool beans.
even when things aren't cool beans,
I'll be like, cool beans.
You know when someone's like, all good,
but they're not all good?
Cool beans.
Every now and then I'll be cool beans,
even though on the inside, I am not cool beans.
It's a bit pass ag, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, what about this one?
Millennial sayings or phrases we should bring back.
Number three, talk to the hand.
Talk to the hand.
I had this one down.
Did you?
Yeah, I did.
Let's bring it back.
I even got this.
Talk to the hand, because the face don't want to hear it anymore.
Talk to the hand got so thoroughly rinsed.
Got thrashed, didn't it?
Because it had a gesture too, and you had to flick the hand around.
Talk to the hand, girlfriend.
God, people love that one, didn't they?
This might be my favourite out of the ones he's floating that we should bring back.
Number four.
Boo-ya!
Booyah!
Let's bring it back.
I'm so keen for a booyah!
Oh, I hated that so much.
I love it.
Give me a situation where you're doing it.
Drop a boo-yard.
What's the situation where you're saying you're right about something, right,
which is typical you.
You're like, nah, this is how it is.
It's this way.
Or, you know, we're having an argument.
And then I Google it, right?
I Google it.
And I go, look, here's the answer.
I was right.
Boo-ya!
Yeah.
So boo-ya is effectively, in your face, isn't it?
Yeah.
In your face?
It is.
And I love it.
Okay, the last one.
And number five, my personal favorite.
No, duh.
No duh.
No duh.
Yeah.
I think we can do better.
Yeah.
Have you thought of millennial phrases or say?
I had talked to the hand down.
Yeah, talk to the hand is a beauty.
Oh, so I feel like this is a sitter to come back.
Waza!
Whaza!
Yo, who's that?
Yo, you're picking the phone.
Where's that?
What's that?
What's that?
I feel like you've never left.
for us.
Yeah.
You know what one I reckon we should bring back?
You know what people used to be like, that's so random.
Yeah.
I love that one.
But people made random, this is very millennial too.
People made random their whole personality.
Yeah.
And they'd be like, the thing about me is I am so random.
I just do the randomest things.
And I feel like that's turned into someone saying, I'm just so chaotic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm just so random.
What about when people just used to, like, in a situation,
where there was tension or something wasn't going well
and someone would just yell out,
awkward!
Yeah, an awkward turtle.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't mind the awkward turtle.
Yeah.
When someone actually did it.
I thought of a couple of millennial phrases
that I don't want to come back.
Me too.
Yeah.
Epic fail was a huge one.
Someone would do something wrong
and someone would go,
oh, epic fail, bra.
Yeah, I don't like that one.
You know, on the same vein,
I hated when people would be like,
Story, bro.
Cool story, bro.
Because it was just mean.
Yeah.
You know, like it was never fun or funny.
Every now and then there would be a perfectly timed cool story, bro.
But it was never, like it was always at someone's expense.
Usually it was mean and a bit shit.
Yeah, so I don't want that one to come back.
Normally it was me getting Cool Story Bro.
Cool story, bro.
We're done with winning.
Winning, that doesn't need to come back.
And I don't know where it came from.
Do you know where the saying you got served came from?
Was it from a movie?
Yeah, I think it was.
And people like you got served.
Yeah.
Was it like a bring it on or something?
I feel like it was a pitch, no, not pitch perfect.
It was one of those.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Anyway, cool story, bro.
Bree and Clint filling in for Fletchbourne and Haley.
What's going on, everybody?
Bree and Clint filling in.
We've got your free gas with gas me up at 8 a.m. this morning.
We were just talking about millennial phrases that need to.
to be brought back and Claudia had two of the most cringe ones I've ever heard.
Oh, what were the ones you said called?
I vote we don't bring these back.
I love my dog-o.
Who was saying that?
Everyone, everyone called it a dog-o.
And to go with that, adulting is hard.
Adolting is hard is a big one.
Adolting is really hard.
These are millennial phrases.
I liked your other one, which was...
That's hot.
No, sorry, not sorry.
That was mine.
Oh, is it yours?
I'll claim it, though.
It's really good.
Sorry, not sorry.
Oh, did I credit that to Brie, did I?
Oh, sorry, not sorry.
It was mine.
And then my other one that you liked that I didn't get to was
Hayder's gonna hate.
That was Claudius.
The player's gonna play.
I don't like this anymore.
Zed-Dames, Brian Clint.
There's a newsreader in Australia.
She's not a newsreader.
She's a weather presenter on the Today show,
which is one of their morning television shows.
I'm pretty sure I watched this live.
Did you?
Yeah.
Her name's Taylor Haynes.
Do you know the bit?
Yes.
She was at a Sydney fish market.
And she was posing with a live crab during her cross.
And they were like, wow, look at the size of this crab.
It's enormous.
It's such a huge crab.
Huge claws on it, didn't it?
She looked a bit scared.
And the guy with the crab was like, take it, take it.
And the people in the studio were like, the guy with the crabs.
The guy with the crabs was giving her crabs.
What?
And he was like, take it, take it.
And she did.
this huge crab
then proceeds to bite Taylor
with its claw
live on television
Oh my goodness
You didn't tell me it was a big crab
Look at the size of that
It's a lot right
It's a lot
Oh my finger
It's got my finger
It's got my finger
She did arguably
quite a good job
Considering there was a huge crab
hanging off her finger
She was quite upset when the crab didn't pull her finger.
Yeah.
She was devastated, yeah.
Yeah.
I would not have held it together that well.
I would have lost it.
I would have been Effen and Jeffen all over the place on live TV.
She was a true professional in that moment.
She held her cool.
She even kept the weather presenter smile on her face the whole time.
She was like, ha!
Back to you in the studio.
Did you see that they crossed back to her?
later on. Oh, you've got that part. I've got this. So that happens and your animal rights
activists in particular, quite up in arms, because they're like, you're using a live animal
on television for entertainment. Plus that animal's just waiting to die anyway. You've got
what you deserved. Well, Taylor, the newsreader from Australia, was having none of it because then
they crossed back to her and she was eating the crab. Good morning to Taylor. Oh, good morning
at Coen Lizzie. Look, I'd like
just as being served this morning, Australia.
I'd like to introduce you to my breakfast
if not my revenge.
Do you recognise this bad boy in front of me
because I definitely do. We are being reunited
under very different circumstances
this morning. It had a great crack at me
the other day, so I thought I'd have
the last bite. And eat him.
Oh no. I get it.
The crab was going to get eaten anyway.
But there is something a bit morbid about
the revenge side of things, or it's like you,
bit me.
So I'll eat you.
So I'm going to eat you.
I'm going to eat you.
Live on TV.
You bit me live on TV.
I'm going to eat you live on TV.
Apparently she had to go to hospital.
Yes, she did, yeah.
I think the segment was the day after.
Right.
So she finished her shift, went to the hospital,
and then they were like, come on back tomorrow and we'll cook that crab for you.
There's not many other creatures that you could eat for revenge live on TV, is there?
What do you mean?
Well, no, no, there is, but you couldn't eat all animals.
Like, if she got bit by a dog on TV, you're not coming back to her the next day.
Yeah, I feel like that would, she would probably lose her job.
She's like, no, guys, I've got this great bit for tomorrow.
Who side are you on here?
Mine or the dogs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about a baby goat?
Yeah, nah, nah.
Not okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not okay.
Anyway, R-I-P crab.
Not had a big claw, didn't it?
Huge.
Oh, God.
Huge.
Huge.
I really took a finger clean off.
Dead Am's Brean Clint's podcast.
I want to talk about weird things that your parents have kept mementos from your childhood.
I saw a post from someone over the weekend whose parents have kept a nappy signed by all blacks from this person's childhood.
Were they wearing the nappy?
No, it's a clean nappy.
And I believe that the person, the child, was in hospital at the time.
and then a bunch of all blacks have come through
kind of like make a wish style
to make the kids feel better.
And it sounds like the parents
didn't have anything good to get signed.
And so they've made these all blacks sign.
I got Randy Jackson's signature on my samurai sword.
It was all in the hat
and you're not not going to get Randy Jackson's signature.
It's giving that vibe.
Yeah.
There's the nappy.
Random.
They're quite vintage all blacks too.
Joan a lot.
but good All Blacks.
Journal Omu has signed this nappy,
Anton Oliver,
Justin Marshall signed it,
Norm Maxwell.
There's a good number of All Black's signatures here.
The problem is all of the signatures are done on a nappy.
Throw it in the bin.
And then that person's parents have then kept the nappy.
Those All Blacks haven't played for 20 years,
so they've kept it for at least 20 years
and then this person's moved out of home
and the parents are like,
don't forget you're All Black, Nappy.
Nah, you've been it.
That's going in the bin.
I'm a sentimental person, right?
I'm all for nostalgia and keeping things of sentimental value,
but that you put it in the bin.
These days, if the All Blacks came through the hospital,
you just get a photo, don't you?
Yeah.
And you're done.
But we didn't have camera phones.
They probably didn't have the camera in hospital.
It's not really a take a photo moment.
And then four All Blacks come through,
and all you have is a nappy.
Bet they wish they had a samurai sword instead.
Samurai sword would have been good.
You know?
Even a T-shirt.
Imagine a samurai.
I saw with Joan Alamu's signature on it, that'd be worth some money.
I reckon that would sell for quite a lot of money.
It would.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It'd be great.
Anyway, this kid's been handed the nappy,
and it does remind you of when you receive your possessions from your parents
once you've moved out of home,
and the things that they have kept,
that they have either thought you want,
or meant something to them at some stage.
I've just been through a couple of weeks of this,
because I've been at home.
Yes.
And so, oh, my God, this stuff.
my parents have at their place
because they've got three kids
and there's just stuff everywhere.
My dad's like, do you want to take
this back to New Zealand? I'm like, no.
I don't want to take a giant
box of trophies back
to New Zealand with me. Well, humble
brag about all your trophies. Did you notice
that? No, Dad.
I don't have enough carry-on
luggage for 17
gold track and field medals.
They're very heavy
because they're gold. They're heavy.
of the medals.
Gold is the heaviest.
You should have seen my dad.
I go, what's in this box?
He goes, that's all of your, no, my dad pulls out these ribbons and they're all blue
first ribbons.
And he goes, are these yours?
And I said, well, they're not anyone else's in the families.
I said, of course, they're mine.
My mum just bought a box up to me.
She came up last weekend, I think.
And over the last few years, it's been basically a box of visit.
Yeah.
And she bought this box.
and she said to me...
What was the best thing?
Well, she said to me as she handed it over,
she goes, this is the last box.
And I could feel my wife go,
oh, thank God.
That's it.
And there was the candle
from my Catholic confirmation.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
my parents still have that too.
And what are you going to do with it?
Goes in the bin.
Yeah.
I'm not going to sit around
on a romantic evening
and light my confirmation candle.
No.
Short of a birthday cake candles.
Just whack the confirmation candle.
on there. Big candle. Yeah, yeah. And, oh, there was some overalls in there from when I was a baby.
Oh, cute. You could have used those years ago. Oh, on my kids. Yeah. But now I can't.
You can't use them now. So what do you do with them? It feels ruthless, but...
Give them to your friend that's just had a baby. No, the overalls are very ugly. Oh.
Yeah. Oh. Oh. You know, another thing that my parents kept of mine, you know, in Kendi, when you do those
weird things where you put your hand in the clay.
Yeah. What do you do with that?
Oh, as an adult. No, that's not for you. That should never be given to you.
That should be for them. It's like, if you want to remember my tiny hand,
you treasure this thing.
Yeah, my parents are like, do you want this? And I was like, not really.
Oh, 800 dollars at M or text to 966 this morning.
We want to know the weirdest bit of memorabilia that your parents kept from your childhood.
Which just made you think, probably just put this in the best.
Yeah, and do they still have it or do they want you to take it with you?
Is it now your problem?
ZM's Bree and Clint covering breakfast.
ZM's Bree and Clint, indeed.
We're talking about the weird mementos your parents kept from your childhood.
There's a guy whose parents have kept a nappy signed by four All Blacks, Bree.
Four All Blacks.
They visited while he was in hospital.
Someone texted and goes, that is so cool.
There's thousands of T-shirts signed by All Blacks.
paper, photos, there's only one nappy.
We should message the person, ask if we can put it on Trade Me
and see how cool it actually is if anyone will give us money for a signed nappy.
Or do you keep it until you have a child and then you put your child in the signed all black nappy
and they get to wear it?
Yeah.
I think just put it in the bin.
Harriet's here.
Hey Harriet.
Hi Harriet.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Good, thank you.
What was the weird memento your parents have kept from your childhood?
Harriet?
Mum still got my cast from when I broke my leg when I was about 18 months old.
I'm now 30.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Harriet, is it the tiniest little cute cast ever?
Yeah, it's super cute.
It's like blue and pink fiberglass.
Cute.
Yeah, but at the same time, weird memento, because what are you ever going to do it?
You're never going to display it?
You're never going to use it again.
It just has to live in a box, this wiffy old dirty baby cast.
It was pretty smelly for a while too.
You could use it as like, you know, if you've got a pet rat, you put it in the rat's cage,
and it could use it as like a little rum.
Anyway, have you taken that cast to your house now, Harriet, that you're a 30-year-old woman?
No.
No, no, you don't want it.
Harriet's like, yuck.
Thanks a lot, Mum.
Olivia's here.
Hey, Love.
Hi, Liv.
Hey, how you going?
We're good.
What's the weird my mentor from your childhood that your parents kept Olivia?
I found my positive pregnancy test that my mum...
Wait, from when you were in her tummy?
Well, I think so. I'm an only child.
Either I have a secret sibling or it was mine, I guess.
Must be yours, Liv.
I kind of get it, particularly if your parents struggled to get pregnant.
And you're obviously the best thing that ever happened to them.
But at the same time, that's just a little stick covered in your mum's wee that she's held on to for...
How old are you, Olivia?
I'm 31, but my mum's also passed away.
So at this point, it's just like dead person's weight.
Yeah, dead person's way.
Oh, Liv, you could use that old pregnancy test like they did.
in Jurassic Park where we could make a clone of
your mum and bring her back.
Very true.
You know?
What a shocking thing to say, Breit.
Maybe that's why she kept it.
Yeah.
It must be hard to throw away
mum's wee stick when she's passed away too.
No, I think you keep it, Lou.
I used it to one a pub quiz
is the weirdest thing that you've got.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like it could be a taskmaster item too.
Yeah.
You know where they bring the item in?
You're like, it smells like mum.
reminds me of her every day.
All right, thanks, Olivia.
You're in the lead for weirdest things so far.
See you.
Very good.
The ZDM Podcast Network.
We're filling in in the mornings
when we're doing the afternoons on a Tuesday,
we go searching for a
name in a haystack.
It is the hardest game in radio.
It sure is.
How many weeks have we been playing this now
with no wins under our belt?
Should I do a little bit of quick math to figure it out?
We said it was the hardest game in radio
from the first time we played.
Yes.
And now,
divided by 50, 64 weeks later, we've proved it.
64 times we have played with no wins.
By far and away, the hardest game in radio.
How it works is one of our producers selects a name at random.
Yes.
The other producer selects a business at random.
Then we call that business.
If the name selected answers,
today they'll win $3,200.
Crazy money.
A lot of money.
Claudia is picking the location today.
Claudia, where have you picked that we'll be open at this time?
Yeah, I figure because we're doing morning stuff, we should be calling a coffee shop.
It makes sense.
Okay.
So in Wellington, there's one called pre-fab acme.
Pre-fab acme.
So coffee slash bakery.
I thought you said prefab acne.
I was like, that's an interesting name.
Our producer Ella is away today.
So Georgia is going to sub in as the name selector.
No pressure, Georgia.
No pressure at all.
However, I have seen the name.
Olivia pop up on my social few times today.
I don't mind the name Olivia.
We've had an Olivia on the show this morning.
It's a sign.
It's a sign. It's a sign.
Can you imagine how filthy producer Ella will be
if this goes off today?
She's the worst name selector though.
Yeah, she picks names like rooster.
Yeah.
She would have picked for this cafe, she would have picked Franklin the 3rd.
You know what's funny is my first name.
And I said to Claudia was, in fact, Frankie, and she said no.
I was like, that's very Ella of you.
You do are not allowed to confer on names.
Well, no one told me there.
You're not allowed to confer on names.
Yeah, I feel like there's been tampering.
I didn't hear about Olivia, but she said Frankie, and I was like, that's very aller of you.
Match fixing.
It kind of starting to feel like it.
We would never, how dare you?
Okay.
Hey, guys, it's my first day.
Give me a chance.
Yeah, true.
We'll give her a break.
I think she has to change the name.
No.
What if the person answers and their name's a list?
Then that's their fault.
Because there can be no collusion in this.
Okay.
It has to be transparent.
You have to re-select.
I'm sorry.
Don't look at her.
I like Olivia was an authentic one.
I like Olivia.
I like Olivia.
I do.
I really liked it, but we can't have it.
Dakota.
Oh, good one, Clint.
This is on you, Clint.
Yeah, good one, Clint.
Do you want to win by cheating?
Dakota.
Or do you want a genuine victory or do you want a hollow victory?
Are we going to call like a place over in America
and hope Dakota Fanning answers the phone.
Claudia, please connect the call to pre-fab Acme.
We're unfortunately, we're now looking for Dakota.
If Olivia answers, this is on you, Clope.
No, it's on Georgia.
No, I'm blaming you.
I'm blaming you.
Oh, God, okay.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello, is that prefab Acme?
Yes, it is.
Hi, it's Brian Clint calling from ZDM.
Who are we speaking with?
This is Kibra.
I am struggling to hear you because there's a voice from back behind.
Yeah, that would be my friend, Bree.
Yeah, yeah.
Kivra, it's all good.
We won't take up too much of your time.
We were looking for Dakota.
She doesn't work there, does she?
No, she doesn't.
No.
Is Olivia there?
No.
Okay.
No.
She doesn't work there, does she?
Olivia.
No.
No.
Okay, Kivra.
You have a great morning.
Thank you.
See you.
Bye.
Bye.
Georgia, why didn't you pick Kivra?
Yeah, Georgia.
Sorry.
Dakota.
It actually was third on my list, but we didn't get there.
Oh, well, you lose some, you lose some in this game.
That is the saying in this game.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll go searching for a name and a haystack again next week for $2,000, $3,250.
Back to the drawing board.
It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast.
I think we need to decide.
discuss this certain situation that I saw that I think is actually good information to have,
especially in early relationships.
Okay.
I feel like in those early stages where you're dating someone, at times it can be a little
awkward about who pays for what.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, until you kind of set the standard and figure out where each other are,
you know, that can be a little bit of a teething period.
Yeah, especially if you're on.
on different financial playing fields too.
You know, like if you like to go to Flash restaurants
and they like to go cheap and cheerful.
I saw this on a podcast where they were discussing
it's early days where you've just started dating someone.
And this particular situation,
they're discussing who pays in this particular situation.
So take a listen.
Would you pay for your own flight to visit a guy if you're not dating?
You're not boyfriend, girlfriend.
What in the fuck?
Why wouldn't you?
Is he inviting me?
It's more like you've made a decision to go visit him, like, based off you guys talking.
Does he want me to come?
Yeah.
No, girl.
Mm-mm.
No, I'm not buying my own flight.
You really think he has to pay for your flight?
Yeah, I do.
I think, like, if he wants you to come and you're talking, right?
We have to be strong here.
He needs to buy the flight.
Okay.
Interesting.
What do you think?
Um, why isn't he coming to her?
Yeah.
That would be my first question.
Like if there's a reason where he's like, no, you have to come to me.
I mean, I'm an independent woman, so I would always pay for my own flight.
But I see what they're saying.
Like especially if he's the one, which I mean, it's not in this situation,
but if he's like, I'm inviting you to come and stay with me to see me,
I want you to come.
I'm inviting you.
I'll cover your accommodation when you get here, which is my house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I see what you're saying.
Yep.
But, I mean, I would never ask someone to pay for me.
I would always pay for myself.
No, it would be pretty romantic to offer to pay, though.
Very cute.
To be like, hey, I'd love to see you this weekend.
Even, can I buy you some flights to come and visit?
Even hotter.
Check with her.
Hey, would you like to come visit me?
Yeah.
Like, make sure you get consent.
And she says, I'd love to come visit you this weekend.
Then the next time you talk, hey, check your email.
I've booked you flights.
Check your email.
Yeah.
The tickets for the flight are in your email.
Yeah, and you see that he's...
I've booked it.
You see he hasn't booked you on the cheapest airline as well?
And he's like, I bought you the works.
Baby, you're flying...
You're flying Jet Star seat and bag.
So hot.
What seat and bag?
Sexy.
You can bring a change of clothes.
Claudia, where do you sit on this?
It's a new relationship.
Yeah.
It's not even a relationship.
That was the other bit.
Yeah, they're just dating.
They're just dating.
Dirty.
It does feel too early to expect it
But yeah, it would be so romantic
But I also feel bad accepting things like that
If it's really expensive
I think it comes down to whose idea it was
True
Yeah, like if it was his idea
If he was like hey I really want to see you
And is he at home or is he just
He's at home
Can you spend 350 bucks to come and see me
That's a bit off
We go halvesies
If it's
Halfsies
We'll put it in the
Please don't say halvesies
Hey, should we go halvesies
Oh and then you've got a
do the settle up and you're like, well, I'll put it on my debit card and then you can transfer me.
That's also super risky.
Like, let's say, you know, a friend of mine did this recently, actually, where it was like maybe
the third time that she'd hung out with this guy and they went away together.
Like, she knows him because he was in like a friend's circle, so they knew each other.
But on the third time that they'd hung out was literally they'd been on two days.
And she said to me, she's like, do you think this was risky?
And the third time they went away, where was it?
To Queenstown, maybe?
For like five nights.
Yeah.
And I was like, that's hella risky.
I'm not doing that.
You don't know if you want to spend five nights with someone after two dates.
Did it go all right, though?
Apparently, not really.
Yeah, right, okay.
Hannah just texted and said, would you pay for her gas for her to drive to your house?
No, ridiculous.
It's very different.
It's very different.
Depends how far away you are too.
Like if you're like an eight-hour drive-away.
True. And if it's today's gas prices.
Then you probably would.
She's like, maybe I could hitchhike to your house.
I'm going to fill your tank up.
I don't want to see you that bad.
With premium.
Hot.
A ZM's Breinclin podcast.
We do this at 5.30 in the afternoon's.
Birthday bangers.
You call us up.
Tell us your birthday.
we tell you what was the number one song when you turned 16 and that is your birthday banger.
Regan is up first for a morning birthday bang.
Gideygan.
Hi, Regan.
How is your Easter weekend, Regan?
Quiet.
Quiet.
Oh, that sounds like bliss, Regan.
God, uh.
What a joy.
Hey, um, what's your date of birth, mate?
Uh, 6th of January 1993.
All right.
That means you was 16 in 2009.
And on the 6th of Jan, 09.
This was at the top.
Lady Gaga,
poker face with the secret rude word insider
that nobody knew about at the time.
What do you reckon, Regan?
I love this back then.
Yeah.
I feel like Lady Gaga stood the test of time.
Might have been the biggest song of 2009, this one.
Would have been close.
Shelby's going to do a birthday banger.
Hey, Shelby.
Hi, Shelby.
Morning, fame.
How are we?
Good, thank you, mate.
How was your long, long weekend?
Oh, it's always good, isn't it?
Nice enough to get backy.
Can't beat it, can't beat it.
Hey, Shelbs, what's your birthday?
20s, December 91.
All right, Shelby.
That means you were 16 in 2007.
We've done our calculations, and here's your birthday baron.
Leona Lewis, bleeding love.
First winner of the X-Factor UK.
What do you reckon, Shelby?
Surprise.
It's not a credit, too, honest.
Okay.
It is a banger this song.
I love this song.
I don't know if that hook does it justice.
Yeah, it's kind of the most annoying part.
Yeah.
But the rest of the song's great.
Sophie's going to do a birthday banger.
Hi, Sophie.
Hi, Sophie. Hello, morning.
Morning.
What did you get up to on the weekend, Sof?
Oh, I was working.
Oh, boo.
Did your boss put on chocolate for you for Easter?
Unfortunately not.
But maybe I could buy some with my time and a half.
Oh, boo.
Yeah.
What do you do for work, Sov?
I'm on a farm.
Okay, yeah.
Put out some marshmallow eggs.
Stingy old boss.
Oh, well, wait, is the boss your husband?
No.
It's your father-in-law?
No relation.
Okay, yeah.
Put out some bloody eggs then.
That, eh-hole.
Oh, there's plenty of eggs on the chicken coop.
What's your day of birth, Sophie?
I'm the 7th of November 94.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2010, Sophie.
And on the 7th of November 2010, this had a number one hit.
Like a G6.
Oh, stop it.
Banga.
What a tune.
Absolutely.
Okay, wait there, Sophie.
Geez, three big millennial anthems today,
all from the 2000s.
Well, Far East Movement just on the 2010s.
I like them all.
I like them all.
I think she's one.
It's a little bit different in the morning.
I feel like you have to take that factor that in.
Yeah, what do people want on their drive to work?
Yeah.
I feel like they want the Far East movement.
I mean, I always want that song.
Yeah, let's go Far East Movement, like a G6.
Sophie, you've won Birthday Banger.
Yes, how good.
Here we go.
No Easter eggs.
But she gets this.
But you get this instead.
Brian Clint from the year 2010.
Welcome, mate.
Here's birthday banger on ZM.
Play Z&M's Bree and Clint.
Far East Movement.
Like a G6 on ZM with Brian Clint.
That's the winner of Bird.
birthday banger, the number one song on Sophie's 16th birthday in the year 2010.
Play their other banger.
You know, you normally play one of the other hits, you know?
Like if we play a Rihanna song, you'll play one of Rihanna's other hits.
I see what you're doing there, yeah.
That's it.
Like we always say, that's definitely one of our top five Far East Movement tracks, isn't it?
For sure.
They are still together Far East Movement.
The internet says they took a break for a while.
They're back together.
I wonder if you could book Far East Movement.
Like if we could book them for a party
That would be cool
Who else would you book alongside Far East Movement?
Well Pitbull's the ultimate, isn't he?
If you could get them.
I was thinking other like One Hit Wonders.
Oh, okay.
IAS?
I as, yeah, come and do replay, yeah.
Who else from that era?
The issue with Far East Movement too,
and this is something I'm sure this is a joke they're sick of.
If you booked them and say we booked them a flight on Air New Zealand,
as soon as they board it, people would make a joke like,
Oh, not on a G6 anymore?
Oh, I thought you guys would be on the G6.
That was one song.
How big is a G6 aircraft?
I think it seats 12 people.
Oh, okay.
So it's like a small private jet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've just looked up.
I've just Googled how much to book.
Yeah, okay.
Far East movement.
Yeah, good.
And it's got to estimate it, depending on what you want.
Yeah.
between 25 grand and 75 grand.
Well, we just want them to do that one song.
So I reckon that's probably like five grand.
Sure you, that's five.
We just want them to open the roast of Bree and Clint,
do that one song.
Don't promise things we can't deliver.
Oh, my God.
Get the room bumping.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would fizz for that.
That would be peak career.
Well, we'll put that to management and see what they say, okay?
Not currently included in the ticket price of the roast of Bree and Clint.
Boss Marty, if he's listening out,
there in the office. Can we book Far East Movement to do Like a G6 to open the roast?
He's given the thumbs up. Good. If he can't get him, if he can't get him, that means he has to do it on
his own.
I was lucky enough to spend the Easter long, long weekend at my family home back in Aussie.
First Easter I've been at home in a decade.
Did you get your chocolate? Got my chocolate.
You were very, very, very, very.
firm on the fact that your mother needed to buy you Easter chocolate?
I just said, why should we as adults?
I know that Easter bunny, there's a cut off.
Yes.
When you turn 18, the Easter bunny can't deliver to everyone.
No.
So you stop getting Easter chocolates from the Easter bunny.
And I said, you know, why can't we as adults enjoy some Easter chocolates?
So yes, I bought my mum some Easter chocolate.
She bought me some.
What did you buy her?
I bought some of her favorites, Cherry Ripe Eighty Ripe.
Easter egg.
Oh, a woman after my own heart.
Why?
Love a cherry rite.
Do you say?
Do you really?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
My mum's ultimate favourite.
We quite chastised us cherry ripe types.
Yeah, I don't mind saying it.
I don't like this.
Sorry, I'll push the wrong button.
God, are you that nervous about coming out on air and saying you like cherry ripes?
Don't say I'm coming out on here.
No, finally, it's good that you've come out of the cherry ripe closet.
Good for you, mate.
Good for you. You own it.
Yeah, I'm coming out of the cherry rites. Have you ever had one of the dark chocolate cherry rites?
I thought they were all dark chocolate.
No, I don't believe so.
Oh, I just eat the one on the favour of the favour. By the by, by the by.
We're getting distracted by the by the by.
We're getting distracted by the cheery ripes.
Anyway, so the long, long weekend, I was lucky enough to be at home.
And my parents, they haven't seen me and my fiancée since we announced our engagement.
So that was all very exciting.
And my mum said to me, she's like, oh, look, we've planned a little
engagement party for you and Sophia. It's going to be on the Saturday afternoon.
Just nothing big but we've organised, you know, and when my mum says that, I know that it's
going to be big. Oh yeah. She's only got you at home for that one week. She's going to go all
out. There's cousins coming from the Sunshine Coast and there's people coming from all over and
they're staying at the house and there's a party happening. It was all go, right? On the Friday,
all of our cousins were arriving
and they've got little kids,
then my siblings have kids,
and then we're all up in the shed playing some pool,
because that's where the pool table is.
And we're having a good time,
having a few drinks on the Friday night.
My mum was then tidying up
because we've all made our,
because you have to walk down this little path,
and then there's like three steps maybe
that are made out of rocks.
You know those steps that are made out of like special rocks?
And then you walk back into the house.
It was quite dark.
So there's like these little tea lights that kind of light up the area, but it's still pretty dark.
Anyway, we've all made our way down.
And then next minute, my auntie, who's had a few venos at this point, runs into the house
because we're all getting dinner organised and says,
Doddy's had a fall.
She's had a fall.
Someone come out and help.
She's like panicking, full panicking.
Did she use those words?
Did she say she's had a fall?
I think she said Dydie's had an accident.
Oh, okay.
And at that point, I thought the worst, I was like, what's going on?
She's did.
I panicked.
I've run outside.
Here's my dad trying to help my mum up off the ground.
I was like, my mum, it was quite scary, actually,
because she was physically shaken, and she has misjudged the steps.
She was in these shoes that were like a little bit of a platform.
She's rolled her ankle real bad, her right ankle.
Yeah.
And to compensate.
to try and save herself from falling to the ground.
She's then in turn rolled her other ankle.
She's done both at the same time.
And then we had to like carry her inside.
Worst timing ever because there's a huge party happening at our house the next day.
She's hosting.
Everyone's at home for Easter long, long weekend.
No hospitals are open.
No x-ray places are open.
It's the worst possible time.
And you're in the country.
It was just awful timing.
God, she did a number on herself too.
Brie showed me the picture of Mama Dye's leg.
Yeah.
It's, it's effed.
It's black and blue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's puffed right up.
Yeah, it's enormous.
It's gone all the way down to the toes.
Yeah.
But I know what she would have been like.
She would have been still trying to get around the kitchen.
The amount of times.
She would have still been trying to host everybody at the engagement party.
The amount of times I had to tell my mum to sit down.
I was like, you've got to sit down.
Put your leg up.
It's terrible timing.
Awful.
Because it was a week earlier, you could have been there to look after her.
Exactly.
But instead, she's got everybody,
he's got the whole family coming over to the house.
God, it was awful timing.
Yeah.
But anyway, eventually I strapped her into the chair so she couldn't move.
Cable tie her down.
She's like, I just got to make dinner for 15 pete.
You sit down.
On that little awkward little chariot thing that you scoot with one leg.
Yep, that's what she had.
But she was riding it like a horse.
I thought we could ask this morning for people's poorly timed injuries.
Like, when did you injure yourself and it was the worst possible timing?
The injury itself bad enough.
Yeah.
The timing just compounded the whole thing.
Like maybe you injured yourself on holiday and it was like the first day of your two-week holiday.
Yeah, break your ankle the day before your wedding.
Bree and Clint.
It's BAC on ZM in the AM.
It's Brea and Clint in the morning.
said him.
Took in terribly timed injuries.
Breeze, poor old mum,
Mama dies, had a fall.
Is it the day of your engagement party?
Don't say she's had a fall.
You said it first, but she has had a fall.
She fell over.
She's done both of her ankles.
They think one's broken.
Oh!
But day before the surprise engagement party
she was throwing for me and my fiancé.
She was the host and she was stuck in a chair.
Step's here.
Hey, Steph.
Hi, Steph.
Hi.
Your hubby had a terribly timed injury.
Yeah, he broke his, dislikated his knee and fractured his leg and snapped towards ACL and everything three weeks before our wedding.
Steph, how did he go walking down the aisle?
He was in hospital for a week and I told him that he had to walk down the aisle, so he had a brace on and a cane.
He didn't do it at the...
He had a cane.
Kane.
Did he,
he may as well
have got a top hat
and a monocle
to finish the look.
Like Willie Wonka
coming out of the
chocolate factory.
You can tell
it's like the way
Steph's retelling this story
she's still not happy about it.
Oh no,
Steph doesn't find this funny
at all, do you, Steph?
No, no.
Three years later
and I'm still filthy.
How did he do it?
Was he playing rugby
or was it at the stag do?
No,
the weekend after his stag day,
he went older with some friends
and jumped off the top
of a wall and just landed and it'll just happen.
Oh, no wonder.
Steph was human.
Emma's here. Hi Emma.
Hi, Emma.
Hello.
Terribly timed injuries. What do you got for us?
Well, very sadly timed.
I arrived in Auckland probably half an hour for a dragon boat racing national.
Oh, yes.
Okay, great.
And I fell off the trailer that we had for our luggage
and both my talus bone that holds the foot and the ankle to get at the feet.
put in the leg together and broke it in four places.
What are the odds?
You fell off the luggage trailer.
You didn't even injure yourself dragon boating, Emma?
No, so that was me out for the rest of the race.
Do you need...
Yeah, I reckon.
I mean, forgive my ignorance.
Do you need your foot in dragon boat racing?
Well, Emma can tell us.
Yes, because you need to push off your legs as well as, you know,
to obviously lock yourself in the boat and you need to push off your legs,
and there was no way I was talking about lately.
Also, she was an excruciating pain, Bree.
She's not looking to dragon boat.
If I know anything about dragon boat races, tough as nails.
And you don't.
Someone texts through and said,
my friend recently had her third baby via Caesarian section,
her partner had booked six weeks off to help her with the recovery.
Not even one week in, he broke his leg.
So then she had to care for all four of them while still recovering.
Oh, I'd be few.
I broke my wrist so badly that my hand snapped off my wrist bone
when my daughter was eight weeks old.
I couldn't do anything.
Oh man.
God, you couldn't hold your baby.
That'd be so difficult.
Someone else said stepped off my deck and did my ACL on one leg
and sprained my other ankle the night before my mum's funeral.
People had seen me the night before
and couldn't understand why I was now in a wheelchair at the funeral.
At the funeral?
You're like, what are you done?
My son ran into a doorframe an hour before our baby shower for the new baby.
He split his eye open.
We had to go to ED and get him checked out.
Everyone showed up to the baby shower.
We weren't there.
See, that's classic older child trying to steal the attention from the new baby, isn't it?
He's like, you want to celebrate this new baby?
Well, I'm going to run into a door frame.
Back to me.
This might be my favourite.
Says, my old work colleague, bless her soul.
She used to live right next to her school growing up.
She had a really sore tummy and decided to quickly rush home to demolish.
the toilet on her way walking over there.
She was in a rush and fell and broke her arm on the curb.
Ouch.
She had a broken arm and then shattered her pants while the ambulance and teachers were
helping her out.
Oh, babes.
What's worse?
What's worse?
Breaking your arm or shitting your pants.
Both at the same time.
Do you get the green ones?
whistle when you shit your pants as well. I think so.
Go, just knock me out.
Please. I just don't want to remember any of this. Give me the morphine.
Just put me in the back, drive me to the vet and have them put me down.
A ZM's Breinclint podcast.
I get really jealous when I see certain videos on TikTok where friend groups go all out
for a certain weekend. I've seen over the past couple of long weekends,
All these videos keep popping up in my feed where friend groups have organized this really fun weekend
and they're always themed, which I love a themed weekend.
And the one I saw over the past weekend is so far up my alley.
So essentially they've organized in this video that we're about to play you a weekend with all the friends,
but it's Survivor themed.
Survivor and it starts right now.
Wow, baby's first confessional.
So we just swaps tribes.
Somebody's bad luck.
It might be me.
God, I didn't sleep well on the beach.
I barely got to do.
Rice last.
Guys, I won my first challenge.
First win.
Let's go.
Go!
That's so good.
The whole weekend has been organized where they do challenges.
They vote people out.
What happens if you get voted out?
Do you have to leave the weekend?
I believe you become a part of the jury.
Oh, okay.
So it kind of...
Because you have to keep people engaged.
I've done weekends like this
and once someone's out of the running
to win they'll kind of drift
and then you'll bring down everyone else
Yeah they do
Yeah and they'll start their own like drinking games
And we're like no guys
We still have activities to get through
You'd be that you're such
The moniker of the friend group
Where you're like guys the organised fun has not stopped
Guilty
Guilty and I kind of pride myself on it
And I know that deep down
everybody does enjoy it
But I do need them to.
Also, you think.
Yes, but I need them to commit.
I can hear myself.
I need 100% commitment from the group.
There's been a few times where you've been winging to me about people and I'm like,
geez, you're intense.
Yeah.
Like, just calm down a bit.
Well, don't commit to competing in our annual man of the year competition if you are not truly committed.
Because this is something your friend group does.
They organize this weird.
man of the year.
No, they don't. Oh, it's just you.
You organise this weird
man of the year competition where you
round up, no, let me finish.
It's not weird. You round up all of your friends
and then you organise these weird
games and you compete in
who is the best at these stupid little
games that you've organised.
And they are awarded the man
of the year. I love that you
organise this because you're so competitive.
How many times have you won?
None.
You sound like my wife
None
But I came second last year
Oh
And it was down
Did you get a runner-up prize?
It was down to the wire
You would organise it
You know why I didn't
You know why I haven't won
Why?
Because I'm too busy
Organising every challenge
Scoring every single challenge
Processing all the points
From every single challenge
Sounds like a bunch of excuses
You're organising the games
Wouldn't you just organise the things
You're best at?
No, that's the privilege of the men
man of the year. He gets to choose
the games. I see. This is
where you've slipped up. I sound like I'm
complaining. I'm not.
And every friend group has an
admin bitch and I actually kind of
get off on it. Like I...
Yeah, you love being in charge.
I have spreadsheet. It's the same
like within our group, like the Brie and
Clint show, you're always
bitching and moan and I'm
organizing everyone and I'm doing
this and then, but secretly
deep down, you love being in charge.
Yeah, I love it.
You love it.
Oh, I didn't think about it as the being in charge, but that's what it is.
It's not that.
I just want everyone to have a good time.
And I know if I don't do it, it won't happen.
That's what it comes down to.
Because you know best.
And everybody's got one of those in the friend group.
Yeah, I do know best, okay?
Let me have a turn.
I'm pretty bloody good at it.
But you always don't even give me a look in.
Clint's like, no, you'll do it wrong.
Let me do it.
You know what?
You probably would be the only person I would trust to organize a man of the year.
Would you?
Yeah.
I feel like I'd be.
good at it too. Can we hire you?
Yeah.
Can we hire you to run the next year?
I'll send over my fees.
I might have the chance of winning one.
We want to know this afternoon.
What is the crazy
thing that your friend group
goes all out on?
Maybe you've got a once a year activity.
Maybe it's even less frequent than that.
Maybe it's once every, like once a decade.
But when you do it, you do it right.
It might involve costumes.
It might involve theming.
It might involve games and spreadsheets.
A murder mystery night where someone actually gets kidnapped.
And heaven forbid, someone be in charge of it to make sure everything happens as and when it should.
God, that sounds awful.
Listen to yourself.
Dead end Franklin.
Right now we're talking about themed weekends or nights that your friend group puts on and goes all out for.
You're right, it can just be a night.
Yeah.
We like to do it as a whole weekend when we do it.
Stop laughing at my own, okay?
Did I tell you I've doubled the format?
So I've got the successful man of the year format with my Auckland friends,
who I played rugby with.
And it's gone so well that I've rolled it out with my Rydroa friends.
Is this just so you have double the chance of winning because you've never won?
Maybe.
You're still yet to have the win?
I haven't won either of them.
Has anyone won twice?
No, no, which has been great.
Okay.
It's been great, yeah.
We asked, what's the weekend that you and your friends go all out for?
Sam's called up.
Hey Sam.
Hi, Sam.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Good, thank you, mate.
What does your friend group do?
So, for the last three years on Halloween weekend, we do an annual pub golf.
Oh.
How does pub golf work?
So pretty much we do nine pubs.
Yep.
Each pub has a designated drink, whether it's a martini, a point, whatever it could be, a pint, whatever.
And each drink has a par.
Yes.
Okay.
So maybe a par one for a pint.
You know, try and get it down.
in one.
Yeah.
You're in teams of two.
And pretty much we started about one o'clock on the Friday,
and we go to about 9.
About 9.
Yeah.
And whichever team ends on the lowest amount of points at the end of the day,
on the lowest part is the brand winner,
and we usually have sort of a wee trophy and a wee plaque that gets handed round.
So if you buff every drink that you would end on a score of 9, is that correct?
Yeah.
Well, there's two teammates, so you'd end up.
on a score of 18.
18, yeah, right.
Sam, you wouldn't have happened to play this golf
pub tour a couple of weekends ago
and Tiger Woods stumbled in.
That would make a whole lot of sense.
No, it would probably be a great person to dress up for it.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought this was the master's.
If Tiger Woods joins your pub golf,
get the man a golf cart.
Yep.
And a caddy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, a driver.
Get the man a drive.
either.
Not the golf kind.
Martini's pretty hectic.
What's the par on a martini, Sam?
We usually try and keep it pretty low.
Usually a two.
Yeah, right.
And what's the par on a cosmopolitan?
Oh, honestly, probably the highest par we do is about a three.
Yeah.
Right.
We try and keep it down as much as possible.
And then you get the teams who, like last year, my, mate,
I was privileged enough to be able to do every drink and one with him.
And we're back-to-bat champions, so we're...
Oh, I didn't know we were in the presence of greatness.
Yeah, that's unbelievable.
Have you got the green jacket, Sam?
Oh, well, we don't actually have a green jacket.
It's an orange one.
Even better.
God, Rory McElroy would be so proud.
We asked you and your friends go all out for a special weekend,
and Rachel's text her, and she said,
Don't invite me to a board games night if you are not going to play the games
and instead just talk the whole time.
That's like my friend McCall.
She loves coming over for a card night,
but God, she gets te-oed if we don't play enough cards.
And I get it, Macal.
I get it.
I want to play cards.
It's never me that's bloody yarning.
If you wanted to drink and talk,
why didn't you invite me over to drink and talk?
You invited me over for Monopoly Deal.
Let's deal.
So we will play 20 games before I leave.
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