ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th August 2023

Episode Date: August 7, 2023

Do you lock you doors? Producer Ella's new hobby. Mumma Di gets a booking.com discount. Cartoon names. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show for a brand new week. Happy Monday everyone. I'm having a bit of a crappy Monday. Are you? If I'm honest, yeah. Are you? I have a lot of down Mondays.

Yeah. I have a bit of anxiety coming back to work. Oh, yeah. On Sunday night. Yeah. And then just like to get back into the swing of things. Yeah. Takes me like, I'm usually warmed up by a Tuesday, but.

Did you have a big Friday or Saturday night? That always does it for me. No, I didn't. But yeah, I know what you're saying. Yeah. It's even worse then. Oh, that's not good. Yeah.

But we're here and normally doing the show picks me up. So I'm excited. Yeah, me. I'm excited for the show. Usually I'm able to turn things around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They should prescribe me. I think they need to come with a warning on that bottle. What you need is four hours of Clint. I think that needs

to come with a... Four solid hours in a small room with Clint. A strict warning. That'll make your problems seem much smaller. You could end up in the hospital. Well, it was a bit of fun to be had on the show today. We've got $250 to give away thanks to New World. $250 voucher. Plus, your poor mother is going to get it again on the show today

after five o'clock. My mum has been really into the discounts lately. She loves a discount. Doesn't she, Mama Di? So I think I'm going to set her up with a beauty. A celebrity discount. And tell her she's getting a celebrity discount because of who she is.

That'll happen on the show after five o'clock, but we're going to start the show with Tradiverse Lady. That's right. $50 cash. Thanks to our mates at KFC. If you want to play this afternoon, you have to call us right now. 0800 dials at M.

Time for a round of Tradie vs Lady. It's Tradie vs Lady. 3, 2, 1, let's go. Score update to begin the week. The ladies are 5 in front on 70. The tradies on 65.

Let's go to our lady first. She's calling from Auckland. She's 35. And like Bree, she moved to New Zealand five years ago. Welcome to the show, Hannah. G'day. Hannah, whereabouts did you move from, Hannah? I moved from Sydney to Beach Haven in Auckland.

No way. And are you an Aussie? I am an Sydney to Beach Haven in Auckland. No way. And are you an Aussie? I am an Aussie, born and bred. You're an honorary Kiwi now. You've been here five years, honorary Kiwi. That's right, and I've had my two daughters here too. Oh, a couple of Kiwis. What made you do the move, Hannah?

Hubby's work, and we love it here. It's so good, eh? Love to hear it. It is. Well, welcome on board, Hannah. You're taking on our tradie. They're from Hawke's Bay. They're 37 and they won Franchise Rookie of the Year.

Welcome to the show, Anthony. G'day. How we doing? G'day, Anthony. Are we talking Fantasy Football League or are we talking about your work? No, no, the business. I do exterior cleaning. Exterior cleaning. And you were the Rookie Cleaner of the Year. That's right. Exterior cleaning? And you were the rookie cleaner of the year.

That's right. Do you? At age 37. Yeah, yeah. I had another career before this and just started the business about 12 months ago. Yeah, there you go. Do you propel from buildings to clean windows, Anthony? No, I try not to propel.

I try to boom up rather than rope down. And then I think you rappel down buildings. Oh, yeah, gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Otherwise, he'd take off. Anthony, your buzzer is tradie. Hannah, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck.

Question number one, guys. Which hot favourite team was eliminated from the FIFA? Tradie. Yes, Anthony. United States of America. It was the United States. Got eliminated by Sweden in a penalty shootout last night. It was a very tense game.

That means we will have a new winner of the FIFA Women's World Cup for the first time in, I believe, 15 years. Wow. Something like that. They've won the last two. Anyway. Okay. Question number two, one to the tradies.

I saw decorations for this yesterday already at Look Sharp, but what spooky holiday is celebrated? Yes, Hannah Justin. Halloween. Halloween. Celebrated in October, but if you're looking for decorations already, Look Sharp's got them. Question number three, one apiece.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Tell me why ain't nothing done. Yes, Anthony. Anthony. Backstreet Boys? It is the Backstreet Boys. That's two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four.

Which of the following is not the title of a Broadway musical? Cats, Rent, Hamilton or Invercargill? Trady. Anthony, just. Invercargill. Invercargill is correct. There you go, Anthony. $50 coming your way.

Awesome. Thanks so much, guys. Appreciate it. Well done, man. That's a win to the tradies. Who's the main cleaner in your household? Is it you or your partner? My partner. Oh yeah. Well she's in the

health industry right? She's just better at it. She's used to a sterile environment. My ADHD brain just can't comprehend how things need to be cleaned constantly. Really? Would some people's ADHD make them sort of hyper fixate on that kind of thing? Yeah I'll start one thing. and just can't comprehend how things need to be cleaned constantly. Really? Mm. Would some people's ADHD make them sort of hyper-fixate on that kind of thing?

Yeah, I'll start one thing. Oh, okay. And then get distracted and go do something else. So I just start all the jobs but never finish. Fair enough. This information is quite interesting. It's from the Dyson Global Dust Survey 2023. Okay.

Which does kind of sound like propaganda to make you buy a new vacuum cleaner. It does. But hey, we're going to go through the details anyway. Let's just, yeah. I've done the research. Let's go with it. We trust the Dyson company. Yeah.

33,900 people around the world were surveyed. And a shocking 50% of people admitted to not regularly cleaning behind their toilet. I mean, I'm not shocked by that. Like, how often are you guys cleaning behind your toilet? Every time we clean the toilet. Yeah, but I mean... Which is every time guests come over. Jeez, your toilet must have been a mess during COVID.

Just nasty. Whose house wasn't a mess during COVID. Just nasty. Whose house wasn't a mess during COVID? Your house, you either went full sloth mode in COVID, or like I said before, you hyper fixated on cleaning to go, this is the one thing in my life I can control, and you cleaned your house within an inch of its life. Yeah. Only 41% of people in the survey said that they have a regular cleaning schedule,

which is 15% lower than last year. Who has a regular cleaning schedule? We don't. In our household, we don't. We just kind of do bits and pieces as it kind of comes up. As it comes up, same. We're not like this weekend, block out the morning because we need to clean all the showers and do the bathrooms and all that. A regular cleaning schedule would say, okay, this weekend is oven

and whatever. Dishwasher. Nah, you clean it when it looks dirty. That's what I do. 43% of people admitted to not cleaning under their beds regularly. Oh my God, we cleaned under our bed last week. It was disgusting. We only cleaned under our bed because we had to move it. We only cleaned under our bed because we had to move it. We only cleaned under our bed because we got a new bed. Our Venetian blinds looked like they had black mould on them. It was nasty.

This is disgusting, but I vacuumed under our bed where the bed was. And you know how the vacuums have got the case where all the dust goes on it? Three cases of dust. Yeah. Just from the carpet underneath our bed. Well, imagine, yeah, our house, we've got two case where all the dust goes on it. Three cases of dust. Yeah. Just from the carpet underneath our bed. Well, imagine, yeah, our house. We've got two dogs in there. Oh, yeah, that's cats as well.

It's not just us, okay? Yuck. Yeah. 60% of people only clean when they see visible dirt or dust. Yeah, that's what we said. Yeah. That's normal. I reckon it's higher than that.

That is normal. I reckon that's normal. It is normal. You clean it when higher than that. That is normal. I reckon that's normal. It is normal. You clean it when it looks dirty. Otherwise, what are you doing with it? See, I just don't have the type of brain where I'm like, hmm, it's been three months since that's been clean. I should do that.

The shower looks clean. I should clean it. Yeah, not how my brain works. I thought we could do our own cleaning survey on the Brian Clint Show this afternoon and try and figure out what is the most hated job around the house of all? What's the one that if you could bargain with your partner

and say, I'll do everything else if you do this one thing, what would it be? What's your least favourite? Oh, God, there's a few. I hate folding and putting washing away. I hate that. Yeah. But that's not really cleaning.

So if we're going- Jobs around the house, any job around the house. That is like I just despise like folding, washing- Because it never ends. And putting it away. I just hate it. But in terms of cleaning, cleaning, getting hair out of the shower drain. Oh, God, I hate that.

I hate that job. Mine's shower related. It's just of the shower drain. Oh, God, I hate that. I hate that job. Mine's shower related. It's just cleaning the shower because it's such a humiliating job because I do it naked. So you're down there. Why do you have to do it naked? Because I don't want to get bleach on my clothes. Are you using bleach in the shower?

Yeah, it gets through all the shit. I just get in there. Hey, what are you trying to clean up in the shower? I just get in there and nuke it with exit mould. Where you throw a bleach around. Yeah, let it steam off for a couple of minutes. You would rather clean the toilet than the shower? Yeah, 100%, yeah.

Oh, interesting. Yeah, I'd rather clean the toilet than the shower. But let's poll the people. Let's ask. How bad is it, though, when the shower gets a smell? You know the smell I'm talking about? Or a slippery surface on the tiles. Yeah, so it's got that layer of grime and it stinks.

We are disgusting. But you're disgusting too, listening to us, okay? Exactly. So share with us on 0800DIALS.M or text it in to 9696. Let's try and figure out the most hated job. What is it? Brian Clint. Someone texted and said,

Good Lord, I clean every Thursday, vacuum under the bed regularly, and wipe on top of the fridge, cupboards weekly. What? As an older chick, I've discovered that doing it regularly means less work and scrubbing, just sharing the wisdom for free.

By the way, the worst job is vacuuming. It takes too long. Here's my hot tip for you, whoever that was that text in. Save up. Get a robot vacuum cleaner. It'll be the best decision you ever made. Do you love your robot vacuum cleaner? It is the best piece of technology in our house.

Have you got one of those ones that mops as well? Yes. Have you? Yes. Is the mopping bit real? Yes. It's good? It was good.

And to be honest, a lot of the robot vacuum cleaners you can pay so much money. We got ours for $650 on sale. Yeah. And it is the best thing we ever purchased. Really? You feel like you've got someone else there helping you do the chores.

Oh my God, this is the best influencing I've ever heard. It is honestly. It'll literally just take one job off your list. We're trying to find that job that you want taken off your list. Jake's caught up. G'day, Jake. Hi, Jake. How's it going, team?

Good, thanks, Jake. What's the worst job around the house, according to you, Jake? Alison, I will swap any job with my partner. At least she does all the cleaning while I'm working. But I absolutely hate hanging out the washing. You know she does all the cleaning while I'm working. But I absolutely hate hanging out the washing. Carrying the heavy basket out to the lawn. You've got to walk through a puddle or around

the puddle. Any other job but that. Yeah, I agree. And then if you've got a big thing like a towel or a sheet that wraps around your arm and then it's wet and you're like, oh, get it off me. Do what every other New Zealander does and just have a clothes horse in the middle of your lounge all winter.

Why don't you do that instead, Jack? We've got one of those as well. Oh, you've got one of those too. Oh, those things are bloody annoying too. Yeah, we've got two toddlers, two clothes horses, right, Jack? Thanks, man. We appreciate it. That's cool.

Someone said cleaning out the shower drain from a wife with super long hair made worse with pregnancy. Oh, man. Because you lose hair. Just after. Just after they give birth and the hair starts falling out, that drain. It's because of the hormones. Yeah.

It's like living with Chewbacca. Someone said cat spew. Cleaning up cat spew. Any animal spew, actually I'll just go on the record, any spew at all is a no-go for me. I can clean up the poos. I'll get in there

with the poos. The spew, no. I don't know what dogs are like, but cats, their spew always happens at about three o'clock in the morning. And so if they sleep on your bed, it's always, which is a horrific way to wake up. And then you have to very quickly get them off your bed onto the ground and then wait for them to spew and then pick that spew up

while you're in your undies half asleep. My childhood cat, Calico, spewed on my chest one night. I woke up. I reckon I was about 12 years old. And I woke up and the spew was sitting chest one night. I woke up. I reckon I was about 12 years old and I woke up and the spew was sitting underneath my chin and I screamed my head off. It was disgusting.

It's rancid. So, yeah. Tiana's here. Hi, Tiana. Hi, Tiana. Hi, how's it? We're good. What's the worst job in the whole house, Tiana?

I actually have three, and I'm a clean freak, so I love cleaning. Okay. The folding of the washing is one I despise. My son's cot has not been into a storage of clean washing. Yeah, worst. I'm changing the kitty litter. I hope he doesn't sleep in that cot anymore. No, he doesn't.

Unfortunately. Yeah, okay. No, I'm changing the kitty litter. that cot anymore. No, he doesn't. Unfortunately. Yeah, okay. No, I'm changing to the kitty litter. Changing kitty litter? Oh, yeah. I can imagine that would be horrible. Changing kitty litter makes me wish I didn't have cats. Oh, yeah, for sure.

Can't they just go outside? I'm sorry, I'm not a cat owner. Can't they just go outside? Yeah, could you have a conversation with my cat, please? That's what I mean. The amount of money we've spent on cat doors. Do cats go outside? Yes. cat, please. That's what I mean. The amount of money we've spent on cat doors. Do cats go outside? Yes.

Oh, right. My cats go outside, play, and then come inside to go to the toilet. Mine too. They're princesses, Tiana. And the third one, Tiana? The dusting. Oh, dusting. I don't even look at that as a job.

I have a big, big driveway, two cats, and a toddler. Yeah. It is a nightmare. Yeah. It is a nightmare. Yeah. You really are someone who loves cleaning because dusting is one of your jobs. I reckon I'd rather move than dust. Yeah, I don't think I've ever dusted in my life. Last caller wants to be anonymous.

Anonymous, you are a cleaner. Yes, I am. So is there a job that you hate as well? Pretty much all my housework. All your housework. Yeah, because you do it every day. Exactly. You're not getting paid for it in your own house, are you, Anonymous?

No. Well, can I ask, Anonymous, as a professional cleaner, what do you hate most? What job do you hate most at other people's houses? Well, I'm actually an industrial cleaner. Oh, okay. Oh, gotcha. Do you have any cleaning hacks for us

that you can share with the people to make cleaning easier? Let me think. Just, off the top of my head, no, I can't. No, that's okay. That's okay. We're looking for free advice.

You don't need to give it out for free. You get paid for this stuff. Anonymous, do sometimes you just say you vacuumed and you did it? No, not at work. No. Don't worry, you're anonymous. No one's ever going to know. Yeah, you're anonymous.

Thanks, anonymous. We appreciate it. I definitely don't do that either. You've got a robot. You don't need to do it. Before we had the robot. Yeah, right. Bree and Clint. You know how a robot. You don't need to do it. Before we had the robot. Yeah, right. Bree and Clint.

You know how we always talk about on this show that you and I don't have hobbies? Yeah. We just don't have any hobbies. We don't have like a... Well, I think our conversation has sparked something in one of our producers because producer Ella says to me before the show,

so I am trying to get into new hobbies. And I said, oh, good, great, love this chat. What are you doing? What's the latest thing you're trying? And that's when Ella said, I got into singing lessons on the weekend. Singing lessons? Yeah. Okay, all right, yeah, okay. Ella is quite quite a good singer she plays guitar a little bit you sing a little bit and i enjoy it so i was like i might as well do something i enjoy

but you listen clint to the experience she had on the weekend so a bit of context i like found a random website random business or something um and it was like a free trial context, I like found a random website, random business or something. And it was like a free trial. So I was like, sweet. Went there and instantly I was just a bit like, okay, we'll see. Just the vibes were a bit off. It wasn't at like a nice lady's house and the piano was there. It was just random.

Where was it? I don't know. Like a big building. Oh, okay. Music school sort of thing. Right. And then I got in. She was just like, hey, this is what we're going to do.

We're going to do a warm-up. So I was like, great. I've done that. But she doesn't play it on the keyboard. She pushes play on a video on YouTube. Okay. And so I was like, oh, that's fine. Like, all good.

I mean, this is handy to know it's on YouTube. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do some stuff. And then she's like, oh, that's fine. Like, all good. I mean, this is handy to know it's on YouTube. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do some stuff. And then she's like, cool. After like 20 minutes of this, of like me, me, me, me, me, me, me, whatever, she then goes, okay, cool. Now we're going to sing a song. So I'm like, this is the moment where she sits down on the keyboard

and plays a song for me. Surely. No. She searches up on YouTube Lord Glory and Gore karaoke version. And then Ella has to stand up in front of her

and sing it off of YouTube. And the lyrics are just on the computer screen. Yes, and it was so embarrassing. This isn't a lesson. No one else was singing. It was just me,

her getting a free concert. She should be the one paying me. This is why I don't have hobbies. Yeah, exactly. This is why I don't have hobbies. So this was a free lesson and then they asked Ella if she wanted to come back and Ella said no. Yeah, how much are the lessons?

Did you ask how much they are for full price? Actually, no. I think it's like $40 for half an hour. $40 for half an hour. We thought we could sign you up to go for a singing lesson. Oh, yeah, okay. At this place. See if it helps because then, you know,

we can see if your Friday-oke, you know, has any changes. Mate, if I'm going, you're coming. No, no, I've got a hobby. Have you? I play Fortnite. Oh. You need a new hobby. I've got a hobby?

You could join a choir. Who wants to hear Clint join a barbershop quartet? I do. I do. That'd be cute. Claudia, that was your... Oh, I do. Yeah, sure.

I'm sure you do. We're meant to do it in harmony. Oh, I do. I do. I do. I do. See? He's already learning.

Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest. Kylie Jenner is the first celebrity ever to get her own Barats doll. Her own what? Barats doll. What's a Barats? We had this conversation before the show. Barats.

Barats doll. Is that the new Biker Mice? B-R-A-T-Z. Barats. Biker Rats. Barats. Barats doll. Is that the new Biker Mice? B-R-A-T-Z. Barats. Biker Rats. Barats. I've been saying Barats forever. I'm pretty sure it's Barats.

Isn't it Brats? Yeah, but you say that, and that makes sense now that you say that. Because isn't it spelled B-R-A-T-Z? Yeah, Barats. No, Brats. But the ad says Bratz See, listen to this

This will bring back some memories This is the ad from the 2000s See? I think that's just them singing Bratz Burry Don't hear us Producers

Barats Or Brats Definitely Brats Definitely Brats Hey Yeah Brats They're singing Barats

It's just a long version It's how they're singing it Yes I want a bunch of girls No It's clearly Barats Imagine Clint Sitting down with his daughters

And he's like Hey girls Do you want to play With some Barats Well that's the beauty Of having children They don't know They believe whatever you say He's in Clint sitting down with these daughters and he's like, hey girls, do you want to play with some barats? Well, that's the beauty of having children is they don't know. They believe whatever you say. Even the kids will be like, you're so weird, Dad.

Anyway, Kylie Jenner is now a barat doll. I didn't realise that brats had never made any other celebrities into dolls. This will rock your socks off. Did you know that barrette's dolls... I can't. Just say Barrette's. Between 2001 and 2006, they sold $2 billion worth of Barrette's dolls. They were actually overtaking Barbie at one point.

Yeah. This is very timely that they've partnered with Kylie Jenner because everybody is talking about Barbie. So they're like, oh, let's do a... 100%. That's very intentional. They had to do something. Someone on the text machine said,

Clint, it's making me irrationally angry how you're saying brats. Brats. No, brats. 9696, brats or brats? No. And if it's brats, can you put a dash between it so we know which side of the... It's brats, not brats. No. And if it's Barats, can you put a dash between it so we know which side of the... It's Brats, not Barats.

Fashion for fashion. Fashion for fashion. Passion for fashion. Barats. Self express. Yeah, they're singing it. Shhh. Barats. Clint, someone

said... Someone texted and said Clint, you just gave me the ick I was going to give you the ick at some stage today I might as well get it out of the way early Someone said it's brats Stop saying it wrong, for God's sake Clint, it's not French

It's brats Someone else said O-M-F-G It's brats It's brats, how dare you I was there, okay Someone else said OMFG It's Bratz It's Bratz How dare you I was there Okay

Stop trying to guess like me It's Bratz Stop trying to guess like me It's Bratz There's no A in between The B and R Clint FFS

Bree and Clint Will agree to disagree You're on set Bree and Clint I'm going to leave it alone But just on the Bratz thing Once more One more thing Someone's Enough I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave it alone, but just on the barats thing once more. One more thing. I'm going to leave it.

Brats. Let me just say this one thing. Okay, it said, I was ready to grab my pitchfork and hunt Clint down for saying it wrong until he played the ad. It quite clearly says barats in the ad. Sorry, I have to join Team Clint.

And that was literally the only text. The next text says, Clint being a boomer again, it's brats. Sounds like he can't say beret properly. Correct. That was the one person who was on my side. And of course you read it out. And I'll take it. Yeah, I'll take it.

It's literally a hundred texts all berating you. Oh, I can't read a hundred texts, Bree. Okay, we can't really have time's literally a hundred texts all berating you. Oh, I can't read a hundred texts, Bree. Okay, we can't really have time to read a hundred texts. Berating your barats chat. Claudia was hanging out with some children on the weekend, weren't you, Claudia? Don't say it like that. You were.

Yeah, I was. You were. It's fine, you're allowed. You went to the zoo. Yeah, we took my partner's... Is that where they keep kids these days? Yeah. Yeah, there's a whole enclosure.

How much are they charging? The naughty ones. Yeah, they put them in the zoo. No, we took my partner's godkids to the zoo. And so we were hanging out on the playground. Like, it wasn't weird. Yeah. No, no, we're not saying it was weird. Okay. No, that's cute. What a cute little day. I love

the zoo. Taking kids to the zoo is so fun. The zoo is way more fun with children. Kids just love everything. I got a real insight into motherhood and I was exhausted afterwards. Like literally went home and had a nap. I bet. Even if a zoo's real crap, because the Auckland

Zoo, not the case. The Auckland Zoo is really good, but I have been to a real crap zoo before with young kids, like taking them to go see the animals. And the zoo was in Australia and it had like lorikeets that would just fly in. And then like a couple of really old, sad kangaroos. And that was pretty much it.

And the kids just loved it. I was thinking the whole time, I want my bloody money back. But they loved it so much, so whatever. There's a place in South Auckland which is basically just two horse and some sheep. Two what? Two horse. Oh. Horses.

Horses. Two. Two horses. Shit, sorry. Whoa. Whereabouts is that place? I think you mean the brothel. Two horses.

What's the plural of horse? Horses. Horses. Two. Excuse the pun. I'm having a beer. You are having a beer. You're English today.

Two horses. It sounded right coming out of my mouth. Who says two horse? Two horse. Look at the two horse over there. You know the saying, they're like, oh, it's says two horse? Two horse. Look at the two horse over there. You know the saying, they're like, oh, it's a two horse race. It's a two horse race. Yeah.

It's a two horse race. It's a two singular horses race. Yeah. Two horse race. But you guys say two horse. Okay, alright. Don't bother texting in about that one. I agree with you. Yeah, you've been berated. We fixed it. Claudia. Berets! The point we were trying to get to

is one of the kids was named after a Disney character. Yeah, so we were on the playground. Everything was totally normal. Everyone's calling their kids back. There's this one kid sitting in the sun and then her mum goes Woody. Cruella! Oh, good names. No, she looked at her kid and said

Elsa, do you want to put your hat on? I knew it was going to be Elsa. Yeah. Such a big movie. Which is a normal name. Elsa from Frozen. Yes. It's a normal name.

Did the name Elsa exist before Frozen? It did. I looked it up. Apparently, it's like a shortened version of Elizabeth. But it obviously went popular because of... Yeah. It sounds like a real old school name to me. I mean, of course it existed before Frozen,

but I wonder if it was repopularised. She would be a very popular child because she's named after everyone's favourite character at school. Yeah. And she would have been like three or four years old. And I looked it up, the second movie came out in 2019. So it would have been prime Elsa time. Did she like Frozen?

I didn't ask. Yeah. I'd say so. Mum must have. Yeah, but imagine if the kid doesn't like it. Better than being named Olaf. As a girl. Yeah, yeah. You don't really want to get named that. Yeah, Olaf is probably one of the

better ones to be named after. Why'd you name your kid Olaf? She's got big nose. Aww. She's icy with a big nose. Okay, yeah, that counts. I thought we could ask this afternoon on 0800 Is there anybody listening that was named After a Disney character because there are

Thousands I would love to talk To an Aladdin Do you think there's anyone listening right now With the name Aladdin There'd be a few Jasmines but were you named after Jasmine Yeah see Jasmine Like no offence to the Jasmines, lovely name,

but I look at the name Jasmine as not a Disney name. No, but unless you were specifically named after Jasmine from Aladdin. You know how there's specific Disney names? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like what's a specific Disney name? Simba. Sebastian. No, Sebastian's not in there. Is it not? No, Simba. Mufasa. Sebastian. No, Sebastian's not in there. Is it not? No, Simba. Mufasa. Yeah. What else?

Rafiki. Rafiki. Scar. Yeah. Okay, anything from Lion King. Pumba. Yeah, anything from- Nala is a very Disney name to me. Oh, yeah.

I know a Nala. Probably not if you live in Africa. That's probably more common, but- Yeah. Jordan, who I do the podcast with, his daughter's name's Nala. There you go. After Nala? I didn't ask. Yeah. And

also there's a thousand other Disney movies. So let's check it out. There's so many. Or you can text it into 9696 this afternoon. Were you named after a Disney character and special edition? I think Ella wanted us to do Harry Potter as well.

Okay. So Disney and Harry Potter. Should we just do any cartoon? Okay, any cartoon. Any cartoon. We named after a cartoon. There's so many iconic characters and so many names to choose from and some great texts as well.

Someone said, my mum wanted to name me Tinkerbell. Thankfully, she went with Imogen. Yeah. I wonder if someone talked her out of it. Great name for a cat. We had a cat named Tinkerbell. Great she went with Imogen. Yeah. I wonder if someone talked her out of it. Great name for a cat. We had a cat named Tinkerbell. Great name for a cat. Such a good name for a cat. Or a Pomeranian. Pomeranian. Good name for a Pomeranian.

For a human being? Maybe not. Unless we have a Tinkerbell listening right now. I don't know. We might. Someone said my daughter is Harley after Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad. I don't know much about... From the Joker or whatever. Yeah, that character.

But isn't she meant to be like a bit wild? I think so. Yeah, I wonder if the daughter is quite wild. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Have you got a kid named after a Disney character?

No, no, it's my niece. She's called Jasmine Aurora. Ooh, that's a cool name. So Jasmine from Aladdin and Aurora from Beauty and the Beast? Yeah, yeah, that's what, well, I actually, I asked her about it. She reckons it's Jasmine the flower and Aurora from the Southern Lights, but I can't call bullshit on that. It's totally different. the flower and Aurora from the Southern Lights, but I can't call bullshit on that. I like how anonymous just doesn't beat

around the bush. Yeah, you tell like it's anonymous. Okay, thank you very much. Someone said, I know a Tinkerbell who goes by Tink. I like that. Yeah, that's cute. What about this one? Guess who I named my son after?

I named my son Cam. You can guess who. I thought Cam from The Night Show was such a lovely guy that I decided to call my son Cam. Honestly? How cute is that? That is lovely. I wonder if Cam knows that.

I wonder if Cam does know that. I'll let him know. He's in the next studio prepping for his show. I cared for an elderly lady called Elmo. Unsurprisingly, she went by her middle name. Was her real name Elmo? Yeah. Oh, that's cool.

But her name would have come first, I imagine. Before? Well, Elmo was invented in the 70s, wasn't he? By Jim Henson. When was Elmo invented? Yeah, that's a great question. I believe it was in the 1970s. 1979. 1979.

Yeah. Don't tickle that old lady. She'll be sick of that joke by now. She goes, tickle me and I'll wet myself again. Tabitha's here. Hi, Tabitha. Hi, Tabitha. Hi.

Oh, hi, Tabitha. Is it you that's named after a Disney character, Tabitha? Not quite. It's a movie or it's an episode named Bewitched. And my mum's name's Samantha. My mum's, my nana's name's Louise. And my name's Tabitha. And they're all off Bewitched.

Off Bewitched. Yes, the kid is named Tabitha in Bewitched. And your mum's name's Samantha. Oh, my God. You've got the whole crew in your family, Tabitha in Bewitched and your mum's named Samantha. Oh, my God. You've got the whole crew in your family, Tabitha. Yeah. Have you got a cat called Salem? That's Sabrina, the teenage witch. Ah, those different shows.

My nan is allergic to cats too. That's all right. Oh, yeah. I was wrong anyway. It's a day for it. Thank you very much, Tabitha. Thanks, Tabitha. Very cute. Are they different shows? Bewitched. Which one was Bewitched? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was wrong anyway. It's a day for it. Thank you very much, Tabitha. Thanks, Tabitha. It's a very cute call.

Are they different shows? Bee Witch. Which one was Bee Witch? So Bee Witch was from like the 50s, 60s. Not 50s, 60s. Oh, and she wiggles her nose. And she wiggles her nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then Sabrina the Teenage Witch was... As Melissa Joan Hart. Yes. My boss's name is Goku. Does he go super saiyan when he gets angry? From Dragon Ball Z. Imagine the boss. He's like, don't make me go Super Saiyan. Yeah, I wonder if it's a traditional Japanese name.

If it is, I apologise for laughing so hard. He's like, I'm calling up. I'm going to call up Vegeta. You're in big trouble. Don't make me get Krillin over here. Vegeta from HR. I'm going to call Trunks. He works in human resources.

Someone from HR comes in and says, you actually can't save Vegeta in the workplace. Erica's here. Hi, Erica. Hi, Erica. Hello. You're a bit loosey-goosey. Are you named after a Disney character? I am not. It's a little bit off script, but my

son's name is Archer. I don't know if you've ever heard of the Netflix series Archer. Yes, I have seen it. We got a little bit addicted to it when I was pregnant, and I feel like we got a little bit brainwashed, and he's Archer now, and it's really inappropriate, actually. I was going to say, Archer's a bit out there, isn't it? It's really out there.

Very R18. You're not going to be able to show this cartoon that your child is named after until he's much older. Yeah. So, I mean, I feel like good bonding when he turns 18, perhaps, but definitely not before then. Yeah, wow. Okay, well, good on you.

Your secret's safe with us, Erica. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, it could have been worse. You could have been watching Stranger Things and named your kid Eleven. Well, that's true. Like, we'll keep it a little bit nicer than that. Thanks, Erica. Someone said, my name's John.

I was named after Johnny Bravo. Do you remember that cartoon? Yeah. Johnny Bravo. Was that the one with the big blonde quiff? And he thought he was really hot. Yeah. Yeah.

And he had big muscles and stuff. Yeah, and he was friends with children. Was he? Yeah. Weird cartoon. Really weird cartoon. Do you remember that cartoon? Does anyone remember that cartoon? And it was an earthworm, Earth Was he? Yeah. Weird cartoon. Really weird cartoon. Do you remember that cartoon? Does anyone remember that cartoon and it was an earthworm?

Earthworm Jim? Yep. Do you remember that? That's such a good cartoon. There you go. There's so many of these. Oh no. I've just gotten an email from Goku. He said I have to go talk to Vegeta. It was coming wasn't it? Oh it was always coming.

Oh no. Oh, no. You've been touching people's Dragon Balls again. Yep, I have to give the Dragon Balls back over. Let's play Guess the Voice. Where we're still looking for an extra contestant, by the way. We've had some non-starters called through. We had someone drop out.

If you want to play, you can win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars. That would be great. But, Taps, you're going to be on my team. Hi, Taps. Hey, Bree. How you going? Good, mate. You know your celebrities?

I think I know my celebrities. It is Monday, so... Mate, just give it your best shot. That's what I do. You and Bree will be taking on me and Alice. Kia ora, Alice. Who the hell are you? Oh, you didn't answer me last time.

Still the same lame jokes here, Alice. How have you been? Good, good. Oh, good to hear. Okay, Alice and Taps, let's do this thing. Claudia's going to run the game. Hi, Claudia. Hi, Claude.

Hello. So as usual, there is a theme. And what I've done this week is I, since this is Guess the Voice, looked at people who use their voices. So these are all famous people, actors, celebrities who have podcasts. Oh, good thing. I like it. Yeah.

Who doesn't have a podcast in 2023? Everyone has a podcast. Yeah, if you don't have a podcast, what are you up to? Do you guys have a podcast? Yeah, we do, yeah. Yeah, the Brie and Clint podcast. We got two, actually. What's the other one?

The After Party. Oh, nice. I'll check it out. So the way the game works is I'll start a celebrity voice. You make the podcast. Yeah, I just wanted to get some plugs in there. You should check it out. The way the game works is I'm going to start a celebrity voice.

You just need to buzz in with your name and tell me who it is. Easy as that. Easy as that. So, Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Good luck. Here you go. The funny thing about Kris Jenner was Kim was close by, you know. Clint.

Clint. Is it David Spade? It is David Spade. Well done. I think she was like winding down Kris Chris Jenner didn't want to leave. And I was thinking, what if my mom was at my same party? From Joe Dirt. Yeah.

That's David Spade. Would never have got that. Yeah, he's got one called Fly on the Wall. Good for you, Joe Dirt. I mean, David Spade. Alice and Taps, you guys ready to have a go? Yeah. Come on, girls.

Oh, here's your one. Like, I'm sensing something here. I'm sensing exaggeration. I'm sensing, like, you've been, like, wanting them to, like, just invite you in. And you're just like, why can't we go to the Eiffel Tower? And maybe they're like, we don't want to go to the Eiffel Tower with you. Oh, my God. Like, we just want to go to the Louvre.

Give you guys a clue from Queer Eye. Gay Jesus. Taps. Taps? Yes, taps. Taps. Carson. Carson. Taps. Carson. Carson.

It's not Carson. I honestly know. That's original Queer Eye. Can I help her? Yeah, you can help. Jonathan Van Ness. Yeah, you got it. Who was the original Carson Chrisley?

Yeah. In my opinion, that was like... No, Carson Chrisley is the original Jonathan. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There you go. Okay. All right.

Well, one point to Team Bree, I guess. One apiece at the moment. So back to Bree and Yeah. Oh, yeah. They are. Okay. All right. Well, one point to team Brie, I guess. One apiece at the moment. So back to Brie and Clint. Here you go. As soon as I was cast, they said, oh, yeah, would you grow an armpit hair? Brie. Natalie Portman? No.

Good guess, though. I need more. It was worth a shot. Okay. And I said, sure. Yeah. Cool. I don't know why I was this delusional.

I sort of thought it would come in. Oh, Clint. Clint. Clint. Shit. Shit, I've got to face. Are you picturing her? Yeah, is it Isla Fisher? No, it's not.

Can we blonde? Can we listen to it one more time? As soon as I was cast, they said, oh yeah, would you grow out your armpit hair? And I said, sure, yeah, cool. I don't know. Gwyneth Paltrow? No.

Taps or Ellis, do you guys know? No. No, we don't know. Gwyneth Paltrow? No. Taps or Alice, do you guys know? No. No, we don't know. I was going to say Amy Poehler, but it doesn't sound like her. Oh, that's a good guess, though. I'll give you guys a clue. She's from Scary Movie. Oh, yeah, that one.

The not-I love Fisher one, the other one. Yeah, was that you, Taps? What did you say, Taps? Anastaris? Yeah, that's her. Nailing you, Taps? What did you say, Taps? Anna Faris? Yeah, that's her. Nailing it, Taps. Why I was this delusional. I sort of thought it would come in like kind of wispy and blonde.

Of course it's Anna Faris. Who was she? She was married to Chris Pratt? No. Yeah, it was her. The Lego guy. Yeah. The Lego guy.

Okay, two points to Team Brie. Yeah, good job, guys. All right, Taps and Alice, it's. The Lego guy. Yeah. The Lego guy. Yeah. Okay, two points to Team Brie. Yeah, good job, guys. All right, Taps and Alice, it's your turn again. During some small talk, I might suddenly realise that we are mortal and death is coming. Cruel death. Taps is in.

Russell Brie. She's got it. She's got it. Oh, Taps. The icy hand doth cometh. So sometimes that distracts me from the old small talk, Stephen. I thought that was a lady. Did you?

Yeah. I thought that was a lady who sounded a lot like Ricky Gervais. Clint's like, is that Emily Blunt? Hey, Taps, well done. You've scored 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well, sweet. My kids will be happy with that. Taps, this is your You've scored 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well, sweet. My kids will be happy with that. Taps, this is your game.

Call back and play any time. Not our game, Alice. Well done. Yeah. Well done, though. Well done. Nice work, guys. You would have heard her back on the radio today.

She's back from five weeks of a hot girl summer in Europe. It's Georgia. Hello, team. Damn, look at your tan. It's fading. It's not fading, Georgia. You've been home for 24 hours. How is it fading?

You look like a cast member of Home and Away. You're the most tanned person in the country right now. That is such a compliment. It says we're marker of what we started. Yeah, you look like Ross in that episode of Friends where he accidentally gets six tans on the front. I'll take it as a compliment. You legit look like that.

You're so tan. For a while, Brie and I have been having this conversation about this thing, this hypothetical thing that sometimes you hear about happening on planes. And then I see on your Instagram story yesterday that this thing that we quite regularly talk about actually happened to you and your fiancé

Hamish on the way home. It did. And you know what? Just backstory, I've always said that if this ever happened, I would actually be okay with it. Okay. All right. I'm interested to know.

And I'm interested to know if you were. Yeah. Not at all. So what happened? Tell us exactly what happened. So you kind of, like, we got to Heathrow and when you check in for that flight you're also checking in for your second flight, right? Because we're going

via Singapore. So that was all done and dusted and he's like a he's a Kauri member so he like we get to skip the line and kind of do all that stuff anyway. Oh I see why you wanted to get engaged so bad. Yeah. He's a Kauri member. Yeah. And so that's all happening Larryry we go through the first flight 13 and a half

hours no qualms we've got 40 minutes to get to our next flight and as you go through you've got to go through another security check-in and then they recheck your tickets and right around so as that's happening we get our last swipe of the tickets and his takes a bit longer and i'm like what the is going on here? And then the lady's like, you've been upgraded to premium economy. And I was like, you went and did this behind my back. Like got real jokey.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. He got upgraded to premium economy. Yes. But your books together. Yes. And you didn't get upgraded to premium economy. Yes. Oh, he's caught someone's eye.

And so then I said, oh, have a look at my ticket. Like, surely. And the lady's like, no, no, no, sweetheart. Not you. 47K. Not you, just him. And I was like, he didn't even get the chance to deny it either. Like, he couldn't just be like, oh, no, like, she's not going to come.

Like, it was just like done. Like, his ticket was charged. They just whisked him away. And then, and she never saw him again. She's still wondering where Haim is. Yeah he's still in premium economy. He's still there. Do you know the worst part is he chats me on

the plane and he's like hey how are you feeling? Like how's your food? What he was chatting to you. The peasant person back in economy. I changed my name when I chat to peasant and his to, oh, I can't remember something silly. And then I had to be careful because they're quite strict on what you can say.

I got denied for a couple of things I tried to write to him, swearing at him. Yeah, the rules are pretty strict back in economy. And I said to him, I was like, yeah, food was all good. Like, I mean, like, whatever. It was just the norm. And I was like, what about you? He's like, I've had a couple of croissants, I've had omelette, we've had some fish.

Ooh, la, la. Jeez. So how long was that last leg where he was in premium and you were in regular? That's the longest leg. No, that was the short, it was nine and a half. Nine and a half hours. Still a good amount.

At the four-hour mark, did he come back and check if you wanted to swap seats with him? Didn't even check on me at all until I said, come say hi, question mark. Red flag. Red flag. He didn't even offer to swap halfway. Well, apparently you can't.

That's what he would tell you. Can I just say that my knowledge of how the Kuru system works, they don't just upgrade you. You have to go onto the website and Which he did. And request an upgrade. He did. And then you find out when you're at the airport if your upgrade has been confirmed. So you know this?

You know that it's not an accident, eh? You know that he upgraded himself and didn't tell you? Did you find that out after? But he, so nothing happened when we've checked in originally in Heathrow, right? So we thought he didn't get it. And I was like, oh, yes, because I don't think I actually really want him to get it.

Like, I've always been the supporting fiancé. Not this day, absolutely not. You're like, I don't want to fly back by myself. I don't want to be a peasant. Oh, well. So when you go on the honeymoon, I'm business class. He needs to pay for your upgrade.

I think that's what it comes down to. Just book yourself in in business class and he can go in economy. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. What we want is for you to tell us your birthdays and we'll tell you the number one song on your 16th birthday, otherwise known as your birthday banger. Let's start with Big Tony. G'day, Tones. G'day, Big T.

Hey, guys. How are we today for a Monday? Oh, we're not bad, Tony. How are you going? Yeah, not too bad for a man this Monday. Let's hope we get some bangers on, eh? Yeah, Tony. Yes, Tony.

I like what you're putting down, Tony. You hear me? Yeah, we've got to set the example, Bray, you know? Yeah, mate. Set the tone, that's right. Mate, we've got to lead. Set the Tony. We've got to lead the way, Tony. That's it, Brie.

That's the one. We've got to be the radio pie pipers, Tony. Let's do it. What's your date of birth, Tone Dog? So, 18 July, 92 there, Clint. All right, that means, Tony, you were 16 in 2008. And here it is, your birthday banger. Tiki Tone!

Always on my mind. There was a period of time where you could not escape this song in New Zealand. And now I think it's had time to become a bona fide classic. Do you like it, Tony? Yeah, Tiki Tone is a pretty good artist.

Yeah, not too bad for a Monday, actually. It's got the vibes. It's chill. Thanks, Tony. Let's go to Corey. Hey, Corey. G'day, Corey. Hey, how you going?

Good, mate. How's your Monday? Pretty good. Pretty good. Good to hear. Corey, what's your birthday, mate? Thursday, May 19, yeah. All right, let's see what you got.

You were 16 in 2014, and on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Banger. It's still banger. It's an absolute tune from Ariana Grande and Iggy Azalea, Problem. You love it, Corey? Yeah, love it. Good man. Okay, we'll do one more for Sarah.

Kia ora, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hello. How are you guys? How's your Monday out of 10, Corey? Yeah, love it. Good man. Okay, we'll do one more for Sarah. Kia ora, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hello. How are you guys? How's your Monday out of 10, Sarah? Oh, it's bloody 11 out of 10, mate. Is it? Why so good?

Oh, day off. Yeah, love it. Oh, Sarah, you're living it up. How good's a Monday off? Oh, so good. So good. Well, let's make it better. We'll do your birthday banger for you.

What's your date of birth? The 1st of August, 1999. So good. Well, let's make it better. We'll do your birthday banger for you. What's your date of birth? The 1st of August, 1999. All right. That means you were 16 in 2015. And on the 1st of August, 2015, this was at the top. One Direction, Drag Me Down. What do you think, Sarah? Not bad, not bad.

I was a little One Day fan back in the day. Yeah, you would have been when you were 16. Yeah, huge. Okay, wait there. Tough decision. Tiki Tane, Ariana Grande or One Direction? What are you thinking? I like that Tiki Tane song.

I don't think it's got enough. Oomph for a Monday? Yeah. Yeah, I feel like I'm on the same vibe as you. One Direction. I was going to go Problem. You can. But we know what they'll be voting for.

You don't know. I'm going to give it to Ella today. You don't know what she'll choose. Fine. I'm going to go Problem, Ariana Grande. Ella, what's the winner of Birthday Banger today? This is such a hard decision. I'm going to go with One Direction.

I'm shocked. What a surprise. I'm so shocked. Hey, Sarah, you just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Oh, my gosh. Thank you guys so much. Everything's coming up, Sarah, today, my friend.

Brian Clint. Straight out of 2015. You're on ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, that is the winner of Birthday Banger today. For Sarah, from 2015, That's One Direction and Drag Me Down. So my mum calls me up yesterday and she has had a tooth missing for like a number of years because she's really... Didn't it fall out in New Zealand in 2020? She was eating a fruit burst and it's a fake

tooth and got stuck to the fruit burst and she hasn't had a tooth there. It's like the fourth one back in her mouth. Anyway, she finally has built up the courage because she hates the dentist to go into the dentist. And she tells me that she walks into the dentist and the dentist recognises her straight away. From what? Recognises her from all the videos that her and I do together,

from her saying, oh, Brianna, and he just loves her. And she said to me that because he loved her so much and he recognised her, he gave her a discount. No way. Gave her a discount on her dental work. And I thought, and she loves a discount, my mum. Yeah, what kind of discount? Oh, it was a pretty big discount.

Really? Yeah, it was over $1,000 discount. She was pretty bloody stoked. So being in one of your videos has finally paid off for someone. Finally paid off. I thought we could see if we can get her again and get Petra, the lovely Petra from the office, to call her from the website booking.com

because I know for a fact she's just made a bunch of bookings on booking.com for this Europe trip that's coming up. Yeah. So Petra, if you ever so kindly could call my mum as Marie from booking.com and tell her that you guys have recognised her name, you love her there

at booking.com and you want to offer her a discount on all her accommodation. I feel so mean, but yes. All right, let's put in the call now. It's just you, Petra. Marie. I mean Marie. Marie.

Hello? Hi, is this Diane Thomasel? Yes, it is. Hi, nice to chat. This is Marie from Booking.com and how are you today, Diane? Yeah? Yes, it is. Hi, nice to chat. This is Marie from booking.com. And how are you today, Diane? Yeah, good, thank you. Oh, good.

I hope you've had a good afternoon. Hey, now, Diane, I just wanted to quickly confirm with you right now your email address, stomasel13 at hotmail.com. Is that you? Yes. Cool. Let me just... Yes, that, yep, that matches up in our system.

Now, yeah, a bit of a strange phone call this afternoon, so thanks for picking up. But I do see, Diane, that you've got a trip coming up at the end of this month. You've made some bookings with us over in Europe. Is that right? Yes. Oh, exciting.

Are you excited? Very exciting, yes. Oh, yes, there's been a whole lot of influx of bookings here at Booking.com, so I'm glad to see you're excited. And hey, now, Diane, we don't normally do this, but I did want to ask, are you, by chance, the Diane Thomasale that's famous with the videos with your daughter on the internet? I don't know if that's classified as being famous.

But that is your daughter, right? Yes, Brianna. Yes, I recognise that voice. Yeah, we love you here in the Booking.com office. You're a bit of an Aussie icon, Diane, I'll tell you that. Or should I say Mama Di? Are you kidding me? Yeah, so Diane, you know, I might be pushing the boat a little bit,

but I would like to offer you a 30% discount on all of your upcoming bookings here. Just to say thanks for all the laughs. Honestly. No, no, I'm serious. I'm a bit gobsmacked. No, honestly, you make us laugh all the time. It's nothing. It's really nothing. No, honestly, you make us laugh all the time. It's nothing.

It's really nothing. 25% of surely. Oh, my goodness me. Absolutely. That would make the trip even more awesome. Oh, I'd love to hear it. And, hey, Diane, you know, just thought I'd ask one last question. It's mainly for me, mainly for me, but could I just get a,

oh, booking.com? Oh, booking.com. You've nailed that, Di. We will get that discount put through ASAP. Oh, Brianna. Oh, honestly. Mum, were you selling your soul for a discount, are you? I might have to sell the second daughter.

Diane, it's David here from the Australian tax office. Just want to check you'll be paying fringe benefit tax on that discount. Mum, say hello to Petra from the office. I'm so sorry. I can't sew me. I wish I could give you a discount. Petra, it was scary how good you were at that. It was scary how good you were. I'm really sorry, Mumma Di. It was scary how good you were at that. It was scary how good you were. I'm really sorry, Mama Di.

It was ridiculous. Petra, you could have a new career in customer service because that was impeccable. Mum, you fell for it hook, line and sinker. Well, I tell you, I'm not happy because I know I'm not getting a discount. No, you're not. And you're definitely not getting one. No.

But the good people at KFC said that if you travel around Europe in a KFC T-shirt, they'll give you some KFC chicken dollars. How's that sound? Yeah. I'll do that. New sponsorship. She loves a discount. There she is, Mama Di.

All right, Mum. Brianna. Thanks, Di. Bye, Mum. Seeihanna. Thanks, Di. Bye, Mum. See you. Your poor mother. Petra, that was so good. I just, her ego came out.

I believed it. I was like, oh, my God, we're getting a discount. How good. We want to ask you listening this afternoon, why did you get a discount? Were you recognised for being famous? Maybe they stuffed up your order. Or they thought you were famous.

Yeah. Or maybe you're just hot. I'll wait 100 dials at him or you can text 9696 this afternoon. Why did you get a discount? Just let mama die on the tooth. Why did you get a discount? I love that picture you started at 30% and then it went down to 24.

Bit of partying there. Bree and Clint. I'm so sorry mum. Bree and Clint. Oh, I'm so sorry, Mum. I'm going to have to buy her something in Europe now,

aren't I? Yeah. We just, we just pranked my mum saying that booking.com were giving her

a discount on all her accommodation for her upcoming Europe trip. Turns out it was just Petra from the office.

We should contact booking.com. They're good people. They might actually sort it out for us. They might give us a mum-a-die discount code. Booking.com Type in mum-a-die for 15% off your next booking. Booking.com If anyone from your company is listening right now,

this is the perfect opportunity for you to come on board with a real discount and you guys have to call her and try and convince her. Oh yeah, now it'll be hard to get her to accept it because she'll just go no, I'm not falling for there to go. I'm not falling for it.

We want to know, much like Mum and Dad, who did get a real discount on her tooth? She did. For being recognised from Bree's videos. What did you get a discount for? Kelly's called up. Hi Kelly. Hi Kelly. Hi. You got a discount for? Kelly's called up. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi. You got a discount at a museum.

Yeah, yeah, I went to a museum in Prague, and I walked up to the ticket counter and said, hey, how are you? And he said, you know, just for that, I'll give you a discount. You're the first one all day to ask me how my day's been. Oh, Kelly, that's so nice. It was nice. And quite needy from the ticket guy as well.

Leave the ticket guy alone. He probably doesn't see anyone all day and then Kelly comes up and asks. No, he sees a lot of people all day. It's his job to see people. But no one asks him how he is. That's lovely, Kelly. Do you make a point of doing it everywhere now? Absolutely. And do you do it not just to get a discount, right?

You genuinely want to know how they are. You're not just trying to get a discount. But always a plus if you do, right, Kelly? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, Kelly. Let's talk to Anonymous. Kia ora, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hello. How's it going? Good, thanks. Did you get a discount, Anonymous? I got a free meal. A free meal? How? What for?

A free meal. Well, my wife and I, although it was actually our first date, were travelling along and we pulled into this restaurant and she gave me an itinerary of our trip and we were looking through it and the guy behind the counter suddenly went very white and thought we were the mystery shoppers. And all of a sudden, you know, started acting very, very official to us and all very polite and everything. And it turned out that they actually stuffed up our order. And all of a sudden, I had the manager coming out,

bowing his head, and I'm very sorry, and I'm very sorry, and here's a complimentary meal, and we're very sorry about this, and we're very, very sorry. But, you know, please enjoy it, and I hope you had a nice time. Did you just play along, and you're like, okay. Did you know that they thought you were the mystery shopper? Well, yeah, we heard the young guy behind the counter say something to them and then he turned around and said, oh, I'm really sorry.

Oh, I hate this job. Oh, my God, I shouldn't have said that. Oh, my God, this is terrible. It was quite a comedy of errors. Oh, anonymous. How memorable too for your first date. That's great. Very memorable.

I love that. This text is amazing. Someone said on our honeymoon, we got a mad discount at our resort. When we arrived and paid, we were getting the best treatment. They said we were getting the best treatment because we knew the owner. My wife and I looked at each other in bewilderment. Next day, we heard another couple arrive at reception and said, yeah, we know the owner. Too late, we'd already paid.

So good. Charlotte has unlocked the little-known teacher discount. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, how are you? Tell us about it. So I'm an early childhood teacher, and I just so happened to need a couple of wisdom teeth out,

and I went in for my consultation, and it turned out that the dental surgeon was actually a parent at my work. How good. Amazing. So I ended up getting about $3,000 worth of dental work done for $450. That is so good. And all you had to do was give those kids straight A's. Pretty good deal.

Because I like this person. Or because I was good to her children. Yeah. Or that. That's like a 75% discount, Charlotte. That's amazing. Yep. Oh, how good, Charlotte.

And now do you just try and figure out maybe if you need, like, I don't know, your appendix out just to see if there's any teachers, I mean, any parents. Find a doctor. Yeah. Before you admit any new students, ask their parents what they do for a job. You should start doing new internships based on work you need done around the house. Exactly. Thanks, Charlotte.

Thanks, great story. Someone texted through and said, I'm not, I got given a free upgrade to a deluxe car wash at Zed because I'm a zookeeper and was wearing my uniform. That's cool. That's a good one. Yeah, that's a great one. This text has nothing to do with what we're talking about, but I love it so much. So I'm a 33-year-old gay, half-mouldy man.

I haven't got a discount, but every time I'm at a supermarket checkout, they always ask me for my ID. They're so thirsty. I'm 33. Babes, if you're still getting asked for ID, just live it up. You censored that too. It was way fun.

Well, no. Yeah, I did censor it a little bit. Bitch, I'm 33. I love when people ask me for ID. Saw this interesting conversation that was happening between a mum and her family. And the mum is being called over the top by her family. Yeah. Because she said. The mumzilla.

The mumzilla. She said that for safety reasons, whilst everyone's at home, she likes to keep the doors locked. Okay. And the rest of the family is saying, whoa, mum. Chill. Stop being so overcautious. Yeah.

We're all here. Take a chill pill. Just chill out a bit. No need to lock the door. We're all here. Have a spliff. Chill out. I don't know if the spliff was in. Too far. I thought it was quite an interesting conversation about if you're at home and your family's at home do you have the door locked or unlocked? Yeah. I don't really think about it.

And I quite like to have the doors open. You have the doors open? Yeah, like airflow. You're even like one step further. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't think about it. But then I also think that is that because I'm a man

and I don't think about those things. Like I've had conversations with you and with my wife and where they're like oh I'd never walk over there I'd never walk there. Not in the dark or even in the daytime like if it's away from the road and I've had to check myself and go oh my god I have never ever

thought twice about walking in those places or at this time of night because like my wife was going to an event I said oh you could park in the downtown car parking. Can't walk through there. She goes, no, I cannot walk through a car parking building after dark by myself. Wasn't it you that I showed the car key thing,

like where you hold it between your hands? You're like, why would you hold your car key like that? I'm like, in case I need to use it. Yeah, that one blew my mind. And you were like, what the hell? I've never seen that before. There's these videos on TikTok that keep coming up of this lady who sells these mirrors.

And so while you're loading things into the car, you can have like a rear vision mirror on the side of your car so you can see if anyone's coming up behind you. Oh my God. Can I just say,

I hate that that is a thing that women have to deal with. Just something that's ingrained in us. But there is not a single man on the planet that has ever thought about that sort of thing. Yeah. Just something that's ingrained in us. But there is not a single man on the planet that has ever thought about that sort of thing. Yeah. Which is wild, eh?

It's an interesting one. So no, I don't lock the doors. You don't lock the doors? But I can understand why maybe you would. What about producers? Are you guys a doors locked home or a doors unlocked home? I grew up in a household where it was unlocked, but all the time, whether we're home or not.

Unlocked all the time. Yeah. 24-7. 24-7. And where was that house? I'm not telling you. No, we've actually moved out, so it's fine. But now my house, it's got one of those fancy locks that just locks behind you.

So it's always locked. Oh, it's a deadlock. Yeah. Is that what they're called? It's like a keypad lock. Yeah, the keypad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, gotcha.

It just locks automatically. Right, so you don't have a choice. Yeah, so it's locked. Ellie, you're in a flatting situation, so there'd be all kinds of different rules, but where do you sit on it? Yeah, lock. You just want to be careful.

Do you? What? Yeah. Yes. You don't want to risk someone coming in and opening the door. But you've got guinea pigs. They'll keep you safe. I know, right?

Ninja guinea pigs. Yeah. What are you? Do we know what you are? I know, right? Ninja guinea pigs. What are you? Do we know what you are? I feel like I can't really answer this because... You don't have a door. I don't have a door. Nah, I...

You've got one of those beaded curtains from the fish and chip shop in the 90s. We have a pair of saloon doors at our house where people just come in and out. Nah, I can't answer it because I had a traumatic thing happen to me when I was 10 where people came into the house and stuff. So you can answer it. I'm just a constant door-locked person just because I'm terrified all the time. You literally can answer it. Yeah.

There's a really funny text that came through on the text machine and it says here, We always kept our door unlocked until the day a random guy walked in whilst we were indoor gardening on the couch. Safe to say, he left pretty quickly and we now keep our doors locked. Yeah, that'd do it. That's a real um... Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ! Oh, that's good.

Would you finish off in that situation? Mate, I'd hope he'd leave. No, no, no, would you and your partner finish? No, that's what I mean. I hope he would leave so we can, you know. Moment's gone. ZM. Play. ZM's brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.

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