ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th August 2025

Episode Date: August 7, 2025

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Hi, everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show this Thursday afternoon. What a privilege and an honor it is to get to broadcast. into this beautiful country this afternoon. I'm glad you're finally acknowledging that because I feel like you've been taking it for granted. I feel like if anyone takes it for granted. It's Claudia.

It's Claudia. You're not wrong. She says it all the time. I deserve this, guys. Yeah. Typical woman. Yeah. Just sits there. Just get handed everything.

She goes, you know, I'm meant to be here. Saying disparaging things about the listeners. I would never go that far. I'd say disparaging things about you two. What do you say all the time? You two are lucky to have me. And we agree. God, is this why you got made redundant all those times?

Oh, no, don't bring this up again. She's highly redundant. It was only twice. In a row. Yeah. That's a mean thing of me to say. But I won't apologize because we've got radio to do. So we're going to put you in the drawer to go to Europe at 4 o'clock, thanks to

Macona. This is one of your last days to get in this drawer. Are we drawing it tomorrow? Or is tomorrow the last? day to get in the drawer. Tomorrow's the last day and then it'll be drawn Monday morning. Oh, drag it out why don't we? I know. Okay, a couple more days to get in the draw.

You should still try today though. Four o'clock. Thanks, Macona. And a big round of Trady versus Lady coming out. Come on, we need a win for the Trades. At least one this week. Yeah, come on, Trades. Let's get some momentum happening. $50 up for grabs. Give us a call now. Oh, 800 dials at M. Oh, by the way, this trance music has reminded me that we've got a double past a symphony to give away this afternoon. And we're going to give that away at 5.30.

announced their line-up today You'll need to know the line-up If you want to win that double pass But you've got time, 5.30 we're going to do that Tradie versus Lady first Play ZDEM's Brie and Clint It's Treaty Versus Lady

Yes, here we go We're putting them head to head The Trady's on 58 points for the year The Lady's on 66 A lady is in Hamilton She's 31 and she once had two car collisions within two minutes of each other. Welcome to the show, Emily.

Emily. Emily? Emily? Emily. There she is. How does that come about, Emily? I rear-ended someone and then we pulled over and exchanged details and then as I pulled away, I went up on the median in the middle and hit a sign.

Oh, my God. So at least it was just myself the second time. I wanted to say that it probably wasn't your fault, but it sounds like both of those were your fault. Absolutely my fault. Sounds like a big night out. Grand theft auto Hamilton. Holy, holy. You're taking on our tradies today from the Bay of Plenty.

He's 35. He's played rugby with no broken bones for 30 years. And then he's broken two bones this year. Welcome to the show Sham. Hi, Sham. How are we? Is that a sign, Sham? It might be time to hang up the old boot.

So it just pushes you more. Yeah, I've sold my partner that, but one more, yeah, I reckon. What bones? On my metacarpal and in my thumbs. So my index thing at my thumb. Oh, it's just your fingers. Yeah, yeah. On your dominant hand?

Yeah, dominant hand. Oh, not ideal. Not ideal. Definitely not ideal. Let's see if we can get a win on the board for you today. Sham, your buzzer is tradie. Emily, yours is lady. The first to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC.

Here we go. like. Question number one, starting with T. What is the word for when someone gives evidence in court and says everything they know and saw? They give their, starting with T. Lady. Yes, Emily. Testify. Is it testify?

I'd give that. I'd give that. They do testify with their testimony, correct. Yeah, I'll give her the points. One to the ladies, question number two. What is the world's largest living? reptile. Stradie. Yes, Sharm.

Comodo Dragon. Oh, fun answer, but no. Those things are terrifying. Why? Their spit is like toxic. Is it? Yeah, it'll like burn through your skin. Yeah, right. Do you want a free guess, M?

Cobra. No. You guys will kick yourselves. It's a crocodile. Saltwater crocodile. Crocodile. Question number three, move on. Buzz in when you can tell me

who sings this. Hot potato, hot potato. Emily. That's the Wiggles. That is the Wiggles. Emily was so sure about it too. She's like, I know those guys anyway. I watched it this morning.

I was listening to them when I crashed my car. You're dead right. It is the Wiggles. Chugger, chugger, crash my car. To do the ladies. You need this one charm to stay in it. Question number four. Which explorer with the initial?

C.C. is widely credited. Tredi. Yes, Sharm. Christopher Columbus. Well done. God, he's all over it like a rash. Nice work. One to the Trades, two to the ladies. Question number five. How many stripes make up the Adidas logo? Trady.

Sharm. Sharm. Three. Storming back with this one. Here we go. We are now all tied up in the six. Here is the question for the win. Name the body of water that separates New Zealand's South Island. and Stuart Island.

Freddie? Sharm. Bo-V-Straight. He's got it. Tell you what, maybe another two years in rugby after that win. Yeah. I think you're on the up. You left it late, though.

Em, I thought you had that home and host, man. Yeah, me too. She doesn't want to talk about it. I think she's had another crash. Oh, Sharm. Scurred, boom. Good game from both of you guys. Well played from everyone.

Trades needed a win too. That puts them up on 59. The ladies are on 66. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Big day for All Black's news today. They announced Richie Muangar is coming home. He'll be back in time for the Rugby World Cup. He's going back to the Crusaders.

And then there's this story about Lee Roy Carter, who's not an All Black yet. But he is set to make his debut. in Argentina. We're going to play two games over there next week and the week after. It's like the pinnacle of your career as a rugby player, right? You train your whole life to get into the All Blacks.

Big deal. It's finally happening. It's finally going to happen. Get the call up. The flight leaves tomorrow. Big deal. But there's a chance. There was almost a chance

that Leroy wasn't going to be there. I got my passport out to take a photo to send to the manager. I just left it on my bedside table and then my partner went to the gym and left my dog home alone and then it's gone down the hallway and jumped on the bed

and then just chewed up passport and my teeth aligners yeah it was a bit of a shambles yesterday I was trying to get an emergency one but I think it's all suss now not just as passport but as an invisible line too I like how he throws his partner under the bus my partner went to the gym and left my dog

home alone and that's the reason it's not the partner's fault it's the dog's fault yeah why you put the blame on the partner it's all good guys The All Blacks organization are very powerful and they've managed to rush through a new passport for Leroy. Probably gets a new photo too. I wonder if the All Black's put in his all black photo

whereas in his All Black jersey. Could do. They don't smile in those so it would work. True. Yeah. I think Duplice Carrifie has used his All Blacks mugshot as his passport photo. He's not allowed to smile in a passport photo or are you? No, you're not.

No, we just did passports for our kids. I feel like some countries have different rules. Yeah, right. But New Zealand you can't. But you are allowed to submit your own photo now. Right. Which you can take it at home. Because I know this, I know for a fact, because I saw my friend Sharon, she airbrushed her

passport photo, so it would look better. She was like, I'm going to have this passport for 10 years. Does she have problems when she goes through the smart gate? What? You're saying she doesn't look as good as her passport photo. No, I'm just saying if she's airbrushed it too much, you know, and you look like crap when you get off a plane. True, those cameras are good too.

They'll be like, um, no, you've got more wrinkles in the. person on this passport photo? That's why I strategically waited till I was really hung over to go get my passport photo. Yeah, yeah, true. Because then that's what I always look like after I get off a flight.

Imagine the smart gate's like, wow, a rough few years for you. You're like, whoa, you look exactly the same. Anyways, picking up his passport from Auckland today so he can make the flight to Argentina tomorrow and allows us to bring back a brilliant classic.

Let's do it. Love this. At least a year since we've done a round of what are the dog eats. People love it. Oh, yeah. We have had some of the most incredible things eaten by dogs called into this show in the past, some of which can't even be said at this time of day.

We still enjoy reading them on the text machine, though. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We love it. So we want to know on our 800 dials at M. Or you can text it like Bree said to 966. What are the dog?

What did the dog eat? And did it come out at the other end, or did you get it out of the mouth all munched up? Imagine the dog poops out a perfect photo of Lee Roy Carter. There's just a plastic photo of his face inside a big sausage of dog poo. Imagine finding that on the side of the road. I mean, like, is that a dog poo with Lee Roy Carter's face? You'd know who left it there. Yeah.

Oh, 800,000, or text 9669696. What did the dog eat? Dead end. Green and Clint. What did the doggy? What? What? What did the doggy?

What? What did the doggy? What? What? What? What? What? What? We love those long intros, don't we? I reckon's a bit short that one, to be honest. Yeah, it could be a bit longer. We were just getting into our Mahi.

All Black, Leeroy Carter, All Black to Be, has almost not made it to Argentina because his dog ate his passport. So we've asked you guys, what did your dog eat? And Steph's called through, hi, Steph. Hi, Steph. Hi. What did your dog eat, Steph? A two-day-old pair of $900 prada sunglasses.

That'll put the wind up, you. And then straight afterwards, a tray of 24 eggs. Holy hell. What kind of dog do you have? An American Steffey. Oh, yeah. That checks out. Um, did you get insurance for the glasses or buy-bye glasses?

No, no, of course not. Oh, God, that would hurt two days old. What's the dog's name? Patch. Patch. Patch. You've got lots of names, but that's the... That's the one you can say on the radio.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good, Steph, I like that. God, there are so many messages coming in about this. Someone said, our dog eats Nerf bullets. The foam dissolves in their stomach, and they just poop out the suction cups. That's wild. this. Our dog ate our pet fish that died and was buried in our

front yard. Oh no. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi, guys. I know why you want to be anonymous. What did your dog eat? She didn't necessarily eat it, but I did arrive home to an adult's castle that was completely opened, boxes opened

and contents thrown around the front of our driveway. In fairness, Anonymous. The dog probably smelled that there was a rabbit in there. No, coming. For all the neighbours to see. Wow. Like an adult lolly scramble out there, anonymous. Oh, God, you really aired your dirty laundry.

Yeah, she did. That's a bit personal. Do those toys go in the bin now? They seemed okay, no. I was going to say they're expensive. See, she didn't, she didn't chew the contents, just open. Oh, we believe you. Yeah, yeah, we believe you.

She just had a look and then sprawled it out on the lawn. Someone's texted and said, my dog ate my child's dried-up umbilical cord. Oh, yeah, that'd be like a bully stick to a dog, wouldn't it? Oh, yeah, that'd be all over there. Lucy's here. Hi, Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hello, how you going?

Good thanks. Tell us what did your dog is? Oh my gosh Our dog Wally he ate A sewing kit Including needles and everything The whole thing The whole thing

Yeah he had to have surgery To get his whole inside Taken out Did he? And check So it was It was Yeah it was very entertaining

I was going to make a joke about Him pooping out a fully formed cardigan But it sounds a bit more serious than that Lucy Oh man it was so funny And someone had told me randomly just prior to him doing it. Someone else had had a dog that ate a sewing needle, like one of the big ones from the 18. And they said that their vet had told them to feed at cotton wool.

And so when Wally ate these needles, I was like, oh, feed him some, I don't have any cotton wool, but I'll feed him some pillow stuffing. Because that might rack around the needles. And when I got to the vet, they were like, you haven't fed him anything, have you? And I was like, well, I gave him some pillow stuffing. And he was like, shoot, how much? And I was like, oh, not much, not much. And he started panicking. He said, well, give him an X-ray.

And I was thinking, oh, my gosh, they're going to check his stomach and he's going to be full of pillow stuffing and needles. Oh, no, you're like, not much, just to make a nice vest. Yeah. Just to puff him up a bit, make him a bit more comfortable. Lucy, that story had everything. Did the dog survive? Look, he's still going, yeah.

Hoor yay. Happy and me. Yeah. And we managed to get it on insurance as well. And for the record, we're not feeding our dog pillow stuffing or cotton wool, right? Yeah, no, that is not. Good stuff. Good outcome.

Roll the coaster. What about this? My French bulldog loves to eat my knickers. He always has had a thing for them, and he always has had a thing for almost ripe capsicums from the garden as well. French, filthy. Yeah. Knickers and capsiccums. and capsicums, French diet.

We were wondering why, oh, that's the pet fish one, that's been done. My dog didn't eat, oh no, we've done that one too. Oh my God, I can't keep up. Someone said, my dog ate a pair of my daughter's $200 tap shoes just left the metal plates behind. Can you imagine the dog walking around the house?

My dog ate a rock. He had to have surgery to remove it, And then two weeks later, he ate another rock. Oh, my God. That dog's got rocks for brains. What about this? My dog ate half a teatowl and had to have it surgically removed. Oh, like a magician.

You know how they pull the hankies out of their sleeve? Just keep coming out. You're pulling teetails out of the dog's butt. Someone else said my dog ate a pair of hearing aids. Oh, yeah. That were worth $2,000. My dog ate a corn cob, which we were growing in the garden. He had to go to the vets.

Operation cost six grand. Wow. Thank God for pet insurance. My friend's dog, Zephy, ate a corn cob. 10 grand, the operation to get the corn cobb out. 10 grand. 10 grand. I probably shouldn't feed our dog's corn cobs.

No, don't think of it. I hold the corn cob, though, and our dog, Whitney choose the kernels off. I don't ever give her the actual cob. Our dog ate my wife's wedding shoes before our wedding. Oh, no. Our dog ate my AirPods. Oh, that would be pretty common, I think. Imagine you start playing music.

You're like, well, who's it coming from? Yeah, your dog's a Bluetooth speaker now. It's coming from Bella. ZDems, Brancl. Coffee Club in Australia is in the news today for a terrible toasty. Which I find strange. I don't dine at coffee clubs a lot, but I would. And when I do, I feel like toasties are the cornerstone of their menu.

You know, like toasted sandwich or like a lightly toasted club sandwich at a coffee club with fries on the side? Yeah, I feel like that would be a go-to-order. Anyway, this particular coffee club in Adelaide has a Rubin toasty on the menu. I'll read you the description of the Rubin, okay? Because I love a Rubin. Me too.

It's got the pickle on top. It's described as sliced pastrami, tangy sourcrow, sliced pickled gherkins, whole egg mayo, and a blend of melted mozzarella and cheddar for 20 Aussie bucks. Not a bad deal

Toasty Oh it's up there 20 bucks for a Toasty It's up there But if it's that good If it's good If it's good Anyway

Claude Can you please bring up The picture of the toasty That the person Who's posted it was served Oh hell no Can you describe that Rubin for us Brie

That looks like The saddest Rubin I've ever seen That doesn't even look like Pastrami It looks like corn beef It looks like Really thinly sliced corned

Corned beef Yeah The bread doesn't look toasted. It's got some... It looks soggy. Pepper haphazardly thrown on it. Where's the sauerkra? Where's the blended mozzarella and cheddar?

It doesn't look like there's any cheese on it. Anyway, it's made the news, as these things do. I wanted to know from you guys, you go to a restaurant. Something's described like that. You think, oh, yum. And then you get served something which doesn't live up to the hype. Do you complain, or do you just never go back? I never go back.

But you don't say anything? It takes a lot for me to say something. Really? Yeah. I've been at the pub with you before when we've been served bad food. And like Brie got served a chicken parmesaner one time, which we thought was raw. And she was like... It was quite raw.

She was like, oh, I'll just get some lunch later. I was like, no, tell them. I don't want to make anyone feel bad. Yeah. You know? Well, instead you feel bad. What about you, Claudia? Are you saying something?

You get served this. I don't think you would... I don't think you'd settle for it, would you? Oh, I'm such a yes, man. But the only times I've ever complained about things is if I literally could not eat it. Yeah, same. I'm a selective vegetarian, right? So there's some meats I don't eat.

And if it comes with that, then I'm like, sorry, it's probably my fault. But could you change this? You're right, there's probably slightly more vegetarian because there's so little pastrami in it. It's almost vegan because there's no cheese on it. Vegetarian option. But for this one, no, it looks disgusting. I probably would complain about that. I'm complaining.

Yeah. You charge me. 20 bucks for a toasted sandwich that looks like crap, I'm complaining. Yeah, but the thing is You complain for less though. Oh, yeah. And I have. See, I wouldn't complain if I got that sandwich. I don't feel like they care. You know why?

Why? Because it's still edible. You know, whereas I should have complained about the chicken parmesan. Because it was inedible. Because it was inedible. And we did in the end. Remember we talked you into it? We're like, come on, Brie, come on. Yeah, you guys psyched me up for it. it. I feel like the staff don't care. I'd just take it over and go, hey, this is a shithouse.

And they'd go, oh, what's wrong with it? I said, look, it's sad. I'd be fuming, though. I'd be fuming the whole time that I paid $20 for that. I don't mind paying money, like a decent amount of money if the food's great. But then, if that's what I got, I'd be fuminged about

it. But you're right, you don't go back. No, I would never go back. You don't go back. And I reckon businesses would rather know that you're getting... You've got a great point. So they know, so they can fix it, rather than you just leave forever. You've got a great point. But whatever you're into.

Why don't I just take a photo of it and put it on Instagram and get revenge? Yeah, well, that's what they've done. Haven't they got the best revenge? Chloe Conrad is a speech therapist, and she has talked about online the names she believes are the hardest to say. Oh. And she said, you know, if you want a name that is, that rolls off the tongue and is said with ease,

then probably avoid these names. Hard to say, because she's a speech therapist, are they hard to say for people with a speech impediment, like Teresa? I think just in general. Oh, okay. Like for everyone. She's talked about it here.

Three names, I would never name my child as a speech therapist. Rory, Rowan, Aurora. They're so hard to say. Oh, try a bit harder. Rory? Yeah, I kind of get what she's saying. Rowan, Aurora. Is she saying it's hard for kids to master?

Yeah, I think so. One of the cutest parts of having a kid is hearing them get names wrong. She mentioned other names. Laurel. Oh, yeah, honey. Arella. Oh, yeah? And Lorelei.

Lorily. Gilmore girls, am I right? It's all those ones where your tongue gets really heavy in your mouth. Which Claudia and me, Clint, feel like we have, don't we, Claudia? It's real throaty, the clop part. But then you pointed out it's probably to do with our Kiwi accent. I think so. I don't really, yeah, Claudia, Clint.

Yeah, when I'm on the phone, put in my fish and chip order in or something, and they're like, who's the order for? I'm always like, clomp. Which is weird because I say my own name on this show about 45 times a day. But, yeah, can't last her it. She also mentioned names that are real easy to say. say. Oh, yeah.

Names like Mimi. Yep. Hannah. Yeah. Anna. Yep. Bob. Bob.

John. Yeah, pretty standard. Ringo. One syllable names. Ringo. Star. George. I have got some names for you, Bree, that are hard to say based off reading them.

Because they're not said the way that they're spelt. So, Claudia, if you could bring these names up for us now and we'll get Brie to have a go out pronouncing them. Oh, this is my worst night, man. You can do it. You can nail this. I feel like producer Ella should have been here to do this. First name, S-A-O-I-R-S-E.

Ser-R-S-R-E. Have another go. Say-O-R-R-S. Sersha. S-A-O-I-R-S-E. I'm sorry. Like Sertia Ronan. What a dumb spelling.

Irish, I think. Sorry if that's your name. Okay, got another one for you here, Bree. Neve. Neve. Neve. N-I-A-M-H. Is that right? I've got a friend with that name.

It's Irish, too. This is a good one. Spell it for us first, Greek. A-N-A-I-S. A-N-E-E-E-E-E-E-S. A-E-E-E-S. A-E-E-E. I've never heard that name before.

Not. Anus. No, definitely not anus. I know this one. S-I-O-B-H-A-N. Because I've got a few good friends with this name. Shavorn. No.

That's Siyoban. Nah, it's Shavorn. Okay. I was like, what? I was like, you just made me second guess everything I've learned. The last one's Irish too. Can you get this one? C-I-A-N.

I think I know this one. Yeah. Is it Shan? No. Oh. No, a lot of people go that way, but it's not. C-I-A-N. Sien?

Close, Kean. Oh, like Killian Murphy. Yeah, and that same ballpark. Like that same realm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We want to talk to people this afternoon whose name is hard to say. Do you have a name that's hard to pronounce? Is it because of the way it's spelt or just because of so many syllables that are in it?

I don't know what it is that makes your name hard to say, but you will know if you have one. People will know. Even when you like try and explain how to pronounce your name, people still can't get it. Totally. And then they just go, oh, you got a nickname? Well, let's call you Gary. I'll just go with bro. Yeah.

Oh, 800 dials at M. Or text your hard to say name into 9696, and Brea and I will butcher it for you. Oh, yeah, we'll try and figure it out. The ZM Podcast Network. We've got a text because you said that the speech therapist said Aurora was a really... Oh, shit. You said that the speech therapist... said Aurora was a hard name to say.

Someone's texted and they said, I'm 35 with a speech impediment. It's the name that's tripping you up. Yeah, they said, Aurora is basically impossible for them, a warwa. Yeah, it's a hard word to say. They said almost as bad as the word rural. I hate that word too. It's so hard to say.

Rural. So we want to know if you got a hard name. Caller 1's here. Hi, Caller 1. Hi, Caller 1. Hi, Caller 1. Hello. Could you spell it for us, Caller 1 and we'll have a go at it? Yeah. T-I. T-I. T-I. The people in your life are just not trying hard enough. I see people freeze when they see my name and start to go turn. I'm like, mate. That's me. What do you? you get Tina? Yeah, but I get lots of stuff. I've been called Tanika or Tunisia before. Oh, yeah, okay. I get everything. Oh, well, you're a Tanaya to us. Yeah, Tanaya. Kiyoda. Kiyoda. Kiyoda. I can see how people would get that name wrong, though, because they'd see it and they'd never seen that name before. I've had a few texts from a bunch of Seamus, pronounced Seamus.

Oh, yes. You get a lot of Seamus. A lot of Seamus. I think that's the Irish again. What are the Irish up to with their spelling, eh? Yeah, they do definitely do things differently. Sersha and Neve have got to be their two wildest ones. We're going to call a Kindle here. Hi, Kindle.

Hi, Kendall. Hi, how are you? We're good. What's so hard about Kindle, Kindle? Well, I don't think it's hard, but with my Scottish, half Scottish, half Kiwi accent,

I get a lot of candle. Oh, like candle wax. I love it. Yeah. Could you introduce yourself for us? People's life. So we hear what it sounds like to you? We're like, we'll go, oh, hi.

I'm Clint and this is Brie, and you are? Candle. No, Kendall. I heard Candle. God, I love your accent, Kendall. Thank you. What a lovely mix. Technically, the correct, correct, because you say it.

Sorry, I love your accent, Kendall. Yeah, that's the correct pronunciation because that's the way that Candle says it. Yeah. Yeah, no, it is Kendall. Thanks, Candle. Thanks, Candle. Thanks so much. I'm going to get her in a Coya sponsorship.

We should. Someone said, Lull, my middle name, people can never pronounce. G-H-I-S-L-A-I-N-E. Even the French can't agree on how it's pronounced. I'd say Jelaine? Jolene. I was going to say Grishlan.

Grish-Lan? But we don't know the answer, do we? No. Is it French? Jelaine. I reckon it's Jolene. Oh. If it's French.

If it's French, it'll be J-S-S-S-ui. Let's go to Matthew. Hello, Matthew. Hi, Matthew. Hi, Matthew. God, Matthew, it's a hard name, Matthew. It is. Yes.

No, just kidding. It's your last name, isn't it? Yeah. Yes. It's spout S-Y-N-G-E. Singe. Singe? No, no, it's not S-N-G, it's Sing.

Sing, is it? Of course. S-Y-N-G. I guess S-I-N-G is Sing. So S-Y-N-G with an E on the end. would always be calling you, Matthew Singe. Yes, even after we pronounce it to them, it's the old English way of spelling it, so it's how it used to be spelled.

Is it? Yeah, right. Have you considered, I don't know if you've got children yet, have you considered bringing the last name into the 21st century and just changing it to S-I-N-G? My grandmother did, and then my father changed it back in. I'm the, well, I was the last, with that spelling in the world. We had two boys, and we were kind enough to call our youngest son, Lachlan, but spelt L-A-C-H-L-A-N.

Oh, yes. Lachlan. Lachlan. Good on you. If you were the last in the world, that's your family's heritage. You've got to preserve that. So good on you, Matthew Sing. Sorry, Singh.

He's over it. He's bloody over it, isn't it? He's bloody over it. Someone said, my son's name is spelled L-A-K-Y-N. Most people get it wrong. I'd say that's Lakin. L-A-K-Y-N. Lakin.

Lachan. Is that Lachlan as well? I don't know. My daughter's name is Jokita. J-K-K-T-A-K-K-T-E-K-T-E-T-A. No, I knew a Ja-Q-Q-T-E-T-A. Ja-K-E-K-E-T-A, J-A-C-U-I-T-A. I knew one of these.

Is that J-S-S-N, it's not J-S-N-N-------------. It's so funny I knew someone, Jaquefa and did you? Sorry, that's personal. Yeah. It's quite personal. Anyway, it's ZAM's Brie and Clint podcast. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really,

but picking a movie title based on just the plotline, That she can do. Bree and Clince, what's the plot? Our famous movie guessing game, where today, if you can beat Brie, you'll get $600 cash, Helen. Good afternoon. Hi, Helen. Oh, hi, I'm nervous now. It's scary.

It's a good prize, isn't it? Sounds free money. 600 bucks, cash money. What would you do with it? That'd be ideal. Probably just spend it on myself. I spend all my money on my family, so it'd be nice to spend it on myself. Yeah, this is a freebie.

I almost want to throw it just so you can win. Just do it. Just do it. Because I love your answer so much. I love that. Helen endorses that idea. Okay, quick run through the rules to give you the best chance of winning Helen. I read out movie plotlines.

When you think you know what it is, you buzz in with your name and give it a guess. You don't wait for me to finish the plot line, okay? Just go for it when you think you've got it. Got it. First of two wins. Today, our theme, for no reason at all, they're all moving. Related to Weddings. Okay.

Our theme is wedding films. Wedding films. Wedding films. Best of luck, Helen. Let's go. Here we go. Movie number one. Faced with deportation to her homeland,

high-powered book editor. Bree. The proposal. Yes. Damn it. You were too far. Oh, you were right there, though, weren't you, Helen?

I could feel you're clipping at my heels. I was about to say her name and then the movie. Is it the Sun? Sandra Bullock one? Sure is. Yeah, Sandra Bullock, the proposal. Yeah, Ryan Reynolds. Great movie.

Is it before or after they were together? Were they together? They weren't together. Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock. He was after. Oh, am I getting confused? That's weird. Yeah, I don't know if they were.

Were they, Helen? I don't know. It doesn't work. I don't like it. What about how he was married to Scarlett Johansson? Yeah, I know. He should have stayed with her. Blake Lively, not a match one.

I like how Helen knows so much. Gurgle says no, Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock were not romantically involved. Oh, thank goodness. That would have been with. Lucky I'm not playing. Okay, Helen, you're going to get this one. Yeah, you're going to stay in the game. You're going to get this one.

Bree just needs to slow down. I'll try and calm my farm. Okay. Movie number two, our hero always puts the needs of others before her own, making her the go-to gal whenever someone needs help with their wedding. So, we're in 27, Helen. Bree bossed first. Ah!

Don't let Helen happen. Helen? I was going to go with 27 dresses. Bree's given you a freebie there, Helen, only because you had the correct answer. Thank you. I like it. Which puts us at tie break. Oh, oh.

If I lose, I lose and I'm happy with my decision. I've got so many good wedding movies here. I can't figure out which one to choose. for the last one. There's a lot of wedding movies, isn't there? Let's go with a classic. Two childhood friends had a deal to marry each other. Brie?

My best friend's wedding. How could you do that to Helen? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're a little wedding legend. It's all good. It was funny anyway. You were bloody good too, Helen.

We can't give you $600. We can give you 50 KFC chicken dollars to blow on yourself. You eat a quarter pack in the driveway before you go back into the house? 100%. Yes, Helen. I like your energy. Call back and play again, okay? We'll do.

Thanks so much. You could get the Zinger Stinger. That's at KFC right now for just $14.99. Good game. We'll play for $650 next week. Next on the show, Bree's become an advertising jingle-making machine. I think it's my new career move. I think you're enjoying it too much.

I'm really loving it. A ZM's Brinkland podcast. We're playing in a charity soccer match in a few weeks time to raise money for multiple sclerosis Auckland. And you've already been sponsored. Yes. And you've produced the content you need for your sponsor, the Rotoroe Blue Lake Top Ten Holiday Park.

Yeah, they're very happy with the radio jingle that I produce for them. But the jingle making doesn't stop. No, it doesn't because I think, This might be a new career path for me. And I also felt like there was more businesses that donated out of the goodness of their heart to a really good cause. And I thought, I need to do something in return.

Fair enough. Welcome to the show, not an official sponsor. Michelle from Cleveland Funeral Homes. Kura. Hi, Michelle. Hi, hi, guys. How are you? Good, thank you, mate.

Welcome back to the show. Look, you were fantastic. when I put out the call for someone to sponsor me, you said, what about Cleveland Funeral Home? I know, because it's a very hard business to promote if it's any consolation. And you said we put the fun in funeral. You can write a radio jingle for our business

and we'd be happy to sponsor you and donate some money towards multiple sclerosis New Zealand. Yes. And look, you didn't win, and yet you still went out of your way and you donated anyway, and I thought I can't let this go without you getting the jingle. Oh, my gosh. Are you ready, Michelle, to hear Cleveland Funeral Homes?

I imagine first jingle, you haven't had a jingle before? Never had a jingle, but very, very looking forward to hearing this. Now, look, Michelle, from the vibe I've, like, kind of got from you is that you guys have a great sense of humor. Absolutely. You got to, right? You've got to have a good sense of humour. And I've tried to inject that humour into the jingle for Cleveland Funeral Home. So just keep that in mind.

I've been working behind the scenes and here it is my radio jingle for Cleveland Funeral Home. We've come together today to farewell a beloved... We've put the fun in funeral. No, seriously. we do. Cleveland's got the care and an HD life drink too. From caskets to catering, we've got a massive range. Just don't ask for a loy car because that'd be kind of strange.

Whether you're dead inside or just actual dead. Cleveland funerals, doco.com. Yes. Cleveland Funeral Home, killing it since 1907. Oh my God. That is absolutely amazing. I love it. I feel like it suits you guys.

Whether you're dead inside or just actual dead, Cleveland Funeral Home.com.com. I mean, it's catchy, Michelle. I mean, it's better than you kill them, we chill them. Yeah, you know? Yeah, that's bringing in the wrong people, you know. Absolutely. No.

That is absolutely amazing, guys. Thank you so much. You are so welcome. And thank you for. going to get an absolute last listen to that. Oh, good. Well, if anyone is in the process of planning a funeral and has decided to listen to the Brea and Clint Show at the same time,

hopefully we've grabbed your attention there, and Cleveland Funeral Home is the place for you. It is. Absolutely. Thank you so much for your generosity, Michelle, and your support of our show. We really appreciate you guys. No, I really appreciate the joy you bring to my children and my family.

So. You're welcome, Michelle. Have a good rest of your day. Make sure you show everyone at the Cleveland funeral home, their new jingle, all right? Oh my God, I will. I will. My brother's probably listening right now going,

oh my God, Michelle, you're such an idiot. We're pretty close. We're talking about the people who discovered a Nazi bunker under their house before. Shocking. Eight meters deep. bunker and we asked for any surprises at the house that you bought. Someone

texted and said, I got rid of my old garage and then I parked a bus on the leftover concrete pad. The bus fell through the concrete pad into a basement that I didn't know about, two metres deep, four metres square and there was a tunnel

going towards the house from the hole under the garage. What? That's terrifying. That is quite scary. Anyway. Did you turn it into a cinema room? Or a swimming pool? Yeah.

Oh yeah, cinema rooms. A cinema room's the key, yeah, yeah. Cinema room. Because it's below ground, it's dark. It's a dark hole to go and drink him by yourself, yeah. Play Zatim's Bree and Clint. Sydney Sweeney. I mean, she's beloved.

The fellas just really drool over this woman, don't they? Oh, speak for yourself. mate if people could hear how you react anytime someone brings up sydney or a picture of sydney sweeney yeah i love her films name three of her films that you've seen um that one where she that they filmed in australia with um glen powell and what was it what was that called um oh my god i don't know um but that one you know that one uh white lotus There's a TV show, yeah.

And Euphoria. That's also a TV show. Yeah, nailed it. Thank you. Anyway, she recently broke up with her fiancée, Jonathan DeVino, who I believe is a movie producer. They were engaged for three years and they broke up back in March. And so obviously, her DMs have been exploding with Keenfellers.

Keen fellas, according to a source, though, more relevant. recently, a source close to Sweeney's team, a lot of English footballers have been sliding into her DMs. Oh, okay. Like big-time English footballers from the clubs, including Arsenal, Manchester, and Liverpool. Well, they'd have more of a shot than your average, Joe. That's got to be the ultimate wishful thinking, that you're just a regular dude and you think, you know what, I'm going to shoot my shot with Sidney

and her DMs and see if she'll agree to a date. Apparently people have these potential suitors have offered her free trips to Europe. They've offered, they will travel to wherever she is in the world so they can take her on a date. And then this source also says that more than 100 people from celebs to millionaires or very rich people from the Middle East

and Asia have also slid into her DMs including an American actor who recently had a divorce. Oh, who do we think that is? Orlando Bloom. Oh. They're not recently divorced, but they're recently separated. They got pictured together in Venice

after Bezos wedding. Could be him. Here's the thing. She's rich and famous. She's one of the biggest stars on the planet right now. You need to be able to offer Sydney-Sweeney. name three of her movies. But I can't name three of her movies, but I know she's a big deal. But a huge star. Huge star. Huge star. Massive star. All over my Instagram. You need to be able to offer Sydney Sweeney something that money can't buy, don't you? A personality. Hey! What? That's, you're so rude to her. You are, you all are actually. What? How is that rude? I'm

saying that the fellas need to have a good personality to offer her. It's not what you were saying. That's it. I swear. I swear. I swear. I swear. I swear. on my two dogs life that's exactly what I was saying okay what did you think I was saying I thought you were saying that Sydney Sweeney was why am I said defending Sydney Sweeney so hard I think you're saying she didn't have a personality

no I wasn't I don't know the girl I don't know her I'm saying watch some of her movies what ones should I watch let me know what skin started skin started you know well you when you know what movies

she was in the hobby Was she? You haven't seen it, so how would you know? I picked a movie that I know you haven't watched. I was like, I feel like that was made of farewell. She was in Star Wars. I don't think she was in either of those. We want to know about successful DM slides this afternoon.

Like we said, it's the height of wishful thinking, but did it pay off? There's already a text here that says, my partner slid into my DMs, unannounced, and it's been four years together. See? It does work. It can pay off. Claudia, you are currently single with a public Instagram page. Are you open to a DM slide?

Oh, my DMs are wide open. Yeah? Yeah. You're okay with it? Yeah. You don't mind a bit of a... I might not reply, but it's nice to read this thing sometimes, you know? It is.

I feel the same. And what do you want? Do you want them to be out front and just be like, hey, I'm blatantly sliding into your DMs. I think you're cute. Yeah, I think you're cute. Lead with a compliment. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

My favorite Sydney-Sweeney movies are. Yeah, yeah. Want to catch the new Sydney-Sweeney together? Which is? Which is called. Sydney and Sydney. Big fan of her work. ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast.

Sydney Swaney's DMs would be on fire. Do you reckon she's looking at her DMs? I don't know. I wonder when you're that famous. Have you got to reply you? Excuse you. I've not done that. Double messaged it

And she was in a film called Anyone but you Which you had to Google Which I And you haven't seen I have not seen You have not seen Anyway

She's single Her engagement Broke up in March How many followers Do you think she's got On Instagram A couple of Millie You can a couple of Millie

Maybe two millie Sydney Don't act like you have to search And it's in your most popular search history Sydney Sweeney has, you honestly Can we get a tissue in here for Clip?

25.2 million Instagram followers. She's not checking your DMs, 25 million. She would be. Channing Tatum told us that time that he checked his DMs and he's got like 20 something ma'am. He saw yours. Oh my God, it was a successful DM slide. That's a successful

DM slide. You sliding into Channing Tatum's DMs. He replied to you. That's our ultimate one. you say he followed me first and then I slid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then he wrote back.

And then he wrote back. He probably only saw it because he followed you. Yeah, 100%. You know? Yeah. I always wonder if you get to a certain level of fame and Instagram's like, hey, we're going to manage your inbox for you. So you don't miss a DM from Helen Mirren.

Yeah. But you don't have to see all the other horrific things you'd get sent in your DMs. The next time we talk to a big celebrity, can we ask them that question? It's such a good question. asked, do you actually manage and are you on your Instagram? Are you scrolling Instagram and are addicted to your phone?

He told us that his publicist clears a lot of his DMs, but then he also told us that he saw the one from you. He's like I saw. That he left on scene. Yeah. We asked did you successfully slide in the DMs? Someone said, my friend slid into a popular New Zealand

band drummer's DMs. It worked. Who do you reckon that would be? Who would that popular New Zealand band drummer God, I don't know Who would the Shelton from Blindspot I think you're going

Oh the boys We have them in here all the time 660 No Who do we have in here all the time Oh drags project Drags projects Oh yeah yeah yeah

But he's married now Is he? Well maybe that's how it worked Maybe it was her. Maybe that's how it worked. Yeah, maybe that's who they're talking about. We're asking about successful DM slides. How about this? My wife of five years ended our marriage over Facebook Messenger.

Oh, brutal. And a month later, randomly, my ex of 10 years ago popped up as someone I might know on TikTok, which was random because we'd had no contact whatsoever. And she DM'd me. We've been back together a year. We've built a house. We're just waiting on my divorce to be finalised so that we can get married. we are U-Haul lesbians.

That's wild. Sounds like it was just meant to be. Yeah, well, your wife was meant to leave you so that you could get back together with your ex. Yeah, it was just meant to work out. DM slides. Someone said, Bree, never replies to me. Clint does.

What, that's so unfair. I feel like I lose, like, my DMs in one of the inboxes. Currently, I have 14.5,000 messages. Yeah, because you never check them and reply to them. I do reply to them, but I can't reply to 14.5,000. It's too overwhelming for me, you know? Yeah, yeah.

You and Sydney, Sweeney. Send me that person who just message, send me a message right now, and it'll go to the top, and I'll reply to you. Everyone send me a message right now. No, no, don't do that. Also, if you're single, send a DM to Claudia at producer Claude. With a Instagram. With a picture.

Yeah, with a picture. Send a picture. and DM. And you standing next to a height chart would be helpful too. Yeah, that's nice. And what you do for work, what your star sign is. Yeah, yeah. All the important stuff.

And if you're gluten-free or not. Yes, make a break. My husband slid into my DMs 13 years ago and I slid out three kids. There you go. Success. What a success story. Very good, everybody. Thank you.

Hold on. I'm just checking my DMs. No new DMs, so. Oh, babes. Yeah. Oh, wait. There's one here from Claudia. Claude, why are you messaging me again?

I'm just trying my luck here. I'm right here. It says you up. You know that I'm up. Sitting in front of you. Up for it. Dead end Franklin. We were talking about DM slides just before.

Just a quick one that, um, uh, look, it's nice. It's a nice message. Someone said Claudia doesn't need. need a DM from an old dude like me, but she does need to be reminded that she's effing awesome. No offence to Bree and Clint, but the show without those producers is like cooking without salt. They add flavour to an already great dish. Love you all, though, especially Claudia, she's going to go far. Oh, well, isn't that adorable? Look, Claudia, she's tearing up. No, that's lovely. I'm going to double check that's not my dad's phone number.

That's not your dad Even if it is your dad Still nice And then someone else wants to know What your maximum age and height Settings are for a DM slide Oh good question Age

40 Yeah Yeah Hight there The limit does not exist The sky is the limit Really The sky's the limit

All right Where are the 7 foot 40 year olds at At producer Claudia You've just described our boss, Ross. No, he's taller and older. Yeah, true. He's like 11 foot, isn't he?

Yeah. He's enormous. When I tell people how tall my boss is, like how tall Ross boss is, they go, nah, that can't be right. When I tell them how tall my bosses, they go, that's a huge bitch. Bahameth.

This is birthday banger. We're going to give you the number one song, the day that you turned 16, and Kylie's going to go, first. Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. How's your day been, Kylie? Good, thank you. Good to hear. Hey, what's your birthday? 27th of May, 1984. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2000, and we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday bang. I was deeply obsessed with her song.

They won Aussie pop stars, right? Yes. Or they were put together on Aussie pop stars. Correct, and this was their first single. They're the Aussie True Bliss. Yeah, Sophie Monk was in it. Do you remember it, Kylie? Like, very, very vaguely.

Yeah, I remember Sophie Monk, really. She was the star. Yeah. She was the star. Yeah. And went on to have, you know, a career in all different types of things. Ryan's here to do birthday banger. Hi Ryan. Hi, Ryan.

Hello. What have you been doing today, Ryan? I've been working. What do you do for work? I'm a machinery operator for OG Fiber Solutions. God, that sounds like a big adult job. It sure is. I bet.

Okay, well, let's give you some relief from that job. What is your birthday? It's actually tomorrow. No way. August. Okay. 8th of August, 2000. All right, easy math.

That means you were 16 in 2016. And on the 8th of August 2016, this was number one. 2016 was a huge year for Mayor Jaliza. This one with Justin Bieber and Moo is Coldwater. Do you like it, Ryan? I like it, yeah. Yep. Good memories.

A bit of a bop. What was their other head? Um, and somebody to lean on. Yeah, lean on. You know, that's one of the most streamed EDM songs ever? Is that, that and that kizier hideaway song, eh? Yeah, that'd be up there. For sure.

One more birthday banger for Taranay. Hi, Taranay. Hi, Taranay. Hi, how are you? Good. What have you been doing today, Taranay? Yep, just working as well. Doing what?

My daughter's laughing at this question. I work at Safe Network. We offer psychological and counselling services to people. I don't know why your daughter would be laughing at that. That sounds like a very important job. Yeah, thanks. Sounds like you're doing very important work. Hey, Taraday, what is your birthday?

16, 11, 1982. All right, that means you were 16 in 1998. We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday bang. Oh. I'll make you get down now. You like a bit of five, Taranay? I mean, I remember it.

I'm not sure if it was a favorite. It's fun now, though. Yeah. I mean, yeah. It wasn't their best. It wasn't five's best. What's five's best? Oh, get on it.

When you're down And they had a lot of songs about getting up And getting down, didn't they? I think pretty much all of them. And keep on moving? Keep on moving was good. They're all about mobility. Wait there, Tarrinay.

We've got to decide between Bardo, 5 and Major Laser. I'm voting for 5. Bardo. No, you've got to stay true to your roots. I'm staying true. Claudia, it's over to you. Major Laser.

or five. I might never get the opportunity again. Oh, that's such a good point. I was going to vote for five until Bree said that. No, but you need to vote for what you want. I want poison. Are you, Joe? Are you serious?

Clint's hating it. Or five. Either either either. Oh, don't back out of it now. Claudia, choose a song. Oh, this is cruel if you're going to do. this to me now. Oh, this is really hard. This is so cruel.

Five. Five. Say it with conviction. That's only because he's doing that face. No, I've said nothing. Five. You're saying, I've said nothing. I want justice for five because you guys said it wasn't a great song and we're playing it. I call absolute BS on this. I had nothing to do with that.

Bull crap. You know you did. You just won birthday bang. You know you did. That look that you give to it is very intimidating. Oh, right. Five will make you get down now. Zed-ins, Brean and Clint.

Five for birthday banger on ZDM from 98 for Taranay. That's the winner today of a highly contentious birthday banger. Where Brie is not happy and choosing not to speak. She's doing a silent protest. And Claudia made the decision, and that's how the feature works. I just threw out every hand heart that I could think of to throw at Brie, and I don't think she's forgiven me yet. Bree's furious that Bardo was selected and then reneged on, I feel.

I think that's what hurts the most. I think she could have handled Bardo losing, but the fact that it was given to her and then taken away is too much to handle. Is that fair, Bree? You spot on. It was just a quiet And then taking away us Just a quiet reminder of who's really in charge you around here

Oh, listen to this, listen to this Lyrical genius I know all the words I'll keep you hanging on the line Nice you'll be able to sing it in the car on the way home I'll definitely be getting a stream from me tonight Dead Am's Bree and Clint Podcast

God this is good news for the women the men have finally revealed the little things that turn them off. We've been waiting for this. How did you guys get our secret list? I don't know where this list has come from. Yeah. But I'm just taking this list word for it that these are the little things that turn men off. Which is...

I joke because actually, most of the men I know, very hard to turn off. Yeah. Yeah. Claudia, listen up. Yeah, I'm all he is. Listen up. Okay. Top of the list, little things that turn men off.

Pearl earrings Oh absolutely not Apparently they're intimidating My wife's got a beautiful set of pearl earrings And they give off The high maintenance vibe Pearl earrings Yep we'll take the list's word for it

But just ladies if you're listening Just no hashtag not all men I quite like a pearl earring Quite classy Next on the list Insanely Long Nails Real long I will say they creep me out

Long nails And I don't know how you text with them But again They're not going to turn me off Apparently they're giving drama Is what the men say They're giving drama I've never heard a man say that

Too much drama From the women with the long nails It's giving Cruella Deville You know That's what I think When I see a long set of They're read in my mind mind but yep next on the list little things that turn men off excessive amounts of rings and

gold i i find it real attractive when someone rocks heaps of rings me too if they rock it yeah if they're rocking heaps of rings i always notice when someone really pulls it off i'm like hot this list is just starting to sound like men like a list of high society female traits you know We've gone from pearl earrings To see us succeed Yeah To long nails To like these men would hate you

That woman's wearing so much gold Yuck Yuck! She's wealthy These men would hate the woman of Parnell I hate a woman with a high paying job Yeah Next you're going to say she has a career

And to drive this license Yuck I don't know where they've got these things From this list Is there anything else? There's one more on the list Okay Little things that turn men off

according to this article. Come on, come on. Please turn me off. Scrunch bum tights. You know those tights that give your bum a real, like, lift and outline? The other ones I was fairly on the fence about. This one, I'm passionately against. That's wrong.

Yeah, that's the opposite, surely. What is this? Opposites day? I think whoever wrote that one might be Kay. Yeah. Oh, I'd hate to see the perfect outline of a woman. You're right. This is a bunch of gay men who have got together and gone,

what do we hate about these bitches? Yeah, the long nails does do it for me. The ZM Podcast Network. That's the end of the Bree and Clint show today. Thank you, everybody. What is for dinner? A whole smoked trout. That's not real.

You still haven't done what I've asked you to. Oh, no, I do know what's for dinner today. Why? Why do you know? Because you asked and took an interest? Because I saw it defrosting on the bench. Tonight, Matthew, we're having meatballs. Just meatballs on their own? Spaghetti meatballs.

You don't know. Why am I asking? I don't know that, but I just thought meat balls. Well, meatballs is the core of the dish. I'm going to ask Claudia from now on. Claudia, what's for dinner? I'm going to eat an entire cow. Oh, don't have a cow, man.

This is the last time I ask anyone on this show What's for dinner? What's for your dinner? None of your bloody beeswax. We'll come around for some trout if you like. Bree and Clint, we'll catch you back tomorrow. It's a Friday. It's a Friday Oakey.

Bree's got a Demi Lovato song for us to sing. So that'll be awful. Make sure you join us. What a Demi disaster that's going to be. Play ZM's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok. And live weekdays from three on ZM.