ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th December 2023

Episode Date: December 7, 2023

How many Christmas trees do you have?  New rules for porn in the UK.  How old are you what do you have no idea about?  Time Magazine's Person of the Year.  A riddle that had us stumped.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint on Taylor Swift Day. Yep, it's Taylor Swift Day every day. Yeah, especially today, but yeah, fair point. This has been Taylor Swift year, hasn't it? I think now, and Brie and I have been doing this for a bit, I think now is the time to motivate, mobilize our people power

and everybody just start bombarding Ross with messages saying, we want 50 more Taylor Swift tickets. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. If we could get 50 more Taylor Swift tickets to give away, that would be massive. Because it was massive when we gave away 50 Taylor Swift tickets. It was like, wow, how did you get that?

But now all we've done is show what's possible. Ross. It's the problem with setting the bar so high. You have to meet it. Are you listening, Ross? Is he out in the office? He'd be listening. Anytime someone mentions Taylor Swift,

Ross's ears prick up and he's got the most impeccable hearing you've ever seen when Taylor Swift's name is mentioned. I just think we just start bombarding ZM social media, Ross's personal social media, just with 50 more Taylor Swift tickets, please. The text machine, you can bombard that. 50 more Taylor Swift tickets, please. Ross Flahive on Instagram is where you need to go.

Just send him a message just being like, can you please get more Taylor Swift tickets? More Taylor Swift tickets, yeah. We'll get the message going. I just think today's the day. She's on the cover of Time magazine. She's the person of the year for the second time, and it's just the moment feels right.

So, yep, let's band together. It's huge, and I mean, that's big. She's done a big article in Time magazine. We're going to get into that later on in the show. But first, we're going to give away $50 cash. Thanks to KFC with Tradie versus Lady. The number to call. I'm sorry.

I've had some work done on my teeth. I had a filling, a cracked filling refilled and my anesthetic's still wearing off. Anyway, the number to call is 0800-DIALS-IT-M. See, it's working now. A friend would have helped you, wouldn't they? Yeah. I mean, they would have.

It was a long show. It's fine. It's a long show. Bree and Clint. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. You take a lady, you take a tradie, you pit them against each other, and one of them is going to pick up $50 cash.

The scores for the year, 104 to the tradies. The lady's still out in front on 110. Let's go to our lady first, live from Timaru. She is the only girl in a family of five brothers. She is 16 years old. Welcome to the show, MJ. Hello. Hi, MJ.

What's it like being in a family with five brothers? It's okay. I'm the favourite, so it's good. Yeah, nice. I bet they're super protective, though. Yes, definitely. Love that. Okay, hey, MJ, give that radio a little turndown for us

if you can in the background. We'll meet our tradie. He's calling from Auckland. He's 35, and he's bloody good at shearing sheep. Welcome to the show, Jono. G'day, Jono. G'day, mate. How fast could you shear a sheep in?

What's your record? Oh, it's not about the speed, it's about the quality. I entered a competition at a show once and came second in terms of quality rather than speed. Yeah, not bad. Yeah, good. Make sure you're careful around the privates. That's what I always get told.

Yeah. If I was getting Sean, I'd rather my guy focus on quality rather than speed as well. Sometimes speed, sometimes the length of the share. It's nice to go slower though too. Yeah. Yeah. Take your time. MJ, your buzzer is lady.

Jono, yours is tradie. First to three correct answers gets that $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Question number one. Which famous actor is known for the catchphrase I'll be back?

Tradie. Yes, Jono. Justin first. Arnold Schwarzenegger. It is of course Arnie Schwarzenegger. One to the tradies. Question number two.

Which movie is currently number one in the New Zealand box office? Is it Napoleon, The Hunger Games or Trolls? Lady. Yes, MJ? The Hunger Games. I mean, it's a great guess. Jono? Trolls?

It is Trolls. Trolls band together, it's called. Two to the tradies. You're off to a great guess. Jono? Trolls? It is trolls. Trolls band together, it's called. Two to the tradies. You're off to a flyer. MJ, you need this one here to stay in it. Question number three. Taylor Swift was announced as Time Magazine's Person of the Year overnight. Who is Taylor currently dating?

Tradie. Yes, Jono, for the win. Kelsey. Yeah, Jono, for the win. Oh, Kelsey. Yeah, you're close. Travis. Travis. Kelsey, is it? Yeah, it actually is.

Well done. Good at Sheeran Sheep and good at Trady versus Lady. Jono, $50. We'll get it out to you. Awesome. Thank you. Nice work. And good even, MJ.

Thank you for playing as well. Puts the tradies on 105 for the year. The ladies on are 110. Bree and Clint. Hey, it's Christmas. And if you're rich, there's a $1,000 a night hotel suite in Auckland that you can rent that's got 15 Christmas trees in it. That's a whole lot of bush. That's a whole lot of bush.

A whole lot of bush in the room. I think it's about $75 a Christmas tree. Hashtag quick math. I'm not sure about that, but I think it is. Give or take. Some might be bigger, some might be smaller. You can get a whole Christmas tree from Kmart for $75. Pretty good deal.

Yeah. So we want to know, 15 seems extreme, but how many Christmas trees have you got in your house? Welcome to the show, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hi. Oh my gosh. How many are you running, Chelsea, at your place? We currently have four. One of them is planted in a pot and it's been in our house for a couple

years. Okay. We're all around. Yeah. And then, so two are real and two are smaller ones. One's a dinosaur tree and one's a mouse tree. Yes. A dinosaur tree? Does that mean it's covered in dinosaur decorations? Yeah, it is.

Ah. Okay. Well, it's pretty Christmassy. Four Christmas trees is pretty decent. Yeah, it's a good start. I think there might is pretty decent. Yeah, it's a good start. I think there might be more coming. You say it's a good start, Chelsea? Yeah, it's my mum.

She loves Christmas. And the Christmas boxes aren't even in the house yet. Right, so that's where it's coming from. Okay, thank you, Chelsea. We're at four as our record so far. Let's go to Kylie on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie.

Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. How many Christmas to Kylie on 0800 dial ZM. Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. How many Christmas trees in your house, Kylie? Six. Six Christmas trees? Where are they? What rooms? So we've got one in the front room,

the main one in the lounge, one in my room, one in the girls' room, one on the landing, and then there's a little one in the bathroom, but there's only little. You've got a bathroom Christmas tree.

See, when you put it like that, it sounds weird. I didn't put it anyway, Kylie. Kylie, Kylie, I didn't put it anyway. Yeah. The way you emphasised your voice, though. I feel like you're on edge about your six Christmas trees, Kylie. I feel like you're projecting. I'm chill. I think six

Christmas trees is great. You should have eight. Do you have one in the bathroom, Kylie? Yeah, well, that's in the kids' bathroom. In the toilet? It's a kids... No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I was going to say, because you don't want that to be a real one

because it'll die pretty quick. Yeah, with the boys it will. Yeah. Good to get a pine send in there. It would be good. Okay, Kylie, Kylie, Kylie, can I just say we endorse your six Christmas trees? We think it's great. Thank you. Yeah, go for it would be good. Okay, Kylie, Kylie, Kylie, can I just say we endorse your six Christmas trees. We think it's great.

Thank you. Yeah, go for it, I say. Okay, great, because I'm trying for a seventh at the moment, so I'll just tell them that was your guys' support. Go for it, girl.

Go for it, yeah. I feel like Kylie's getting a hard time for her six Christmas trees at home. Did you get that vibe? Yeah, I think someone's told her to slow down. Slow your roll, girl. This person wants to be anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello, how are you? We're good. Good, thanks. It's not you, but a friend has quite a few Christmas trees at their house? Yeah, yeah. So it's my really, really good friend.

Her mum is Christmas mad. And she's got, last I checked, so it's very possible there are more now, eight full-sized trees, one in every single room of their house. Eight full sizes. Full size, like fully taller than a person. Anonymous. A different theme. I was going to say, what are they all decorated with?

Like all different themes, different colours? Yeah, yeah. So there's one, but my favourite one, it's gigantic. It's in the second living room. It's Winter Wonderland themed. Wait, who are these people? They sound very rich. Yeah, I would say that that could be the vibe.

Yeah, gotcha, gotcha. Okay. That's the key. The trees put mine to shame. Yeah, fun though. That's eight Christmas trees. Thank you, Anonymous. We appreciate it.

How about this? I love how Anonymous was like, yeah, they've got one in their second living room. That's why they've got so many. You've got two loungers, you've got to have two Christmas trees at least. Yeah, totally. What about this text? I'm Savannah. My nan has 12 Christmas trees and she's looking for more.

We also decorate all of them at Christmas. Oh, that sounds fun, Savannah. Sounds very fun. Someone else texted through. fun. 12 Christmas trees. Someone else texted through, we have 12 Christmas trees and eight Santas, two nutcrackers. You know if you're... Makes sense to only have two nutcrackers. On the eight Santas?

Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm just saying it makes sense to only have two nutcrackers. Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They always come in pairs. You know if your mum or your nan has 12 Christmas trees,

that's not the kind of mum or nan you can tell that you're not coming home for Christmas. Oh, you better be there. You better be there. And you better be wearing your Christmas jumper, even if it's 35 degrees. Bree and Clint. It's time to fire up the Redland music. Hit it. Anytime.

Go. I just wasn't ready for that. Yeah! One meal's it. Hit it. Anytime. Go. I just wasn't ready for that. Yeah. I do love a riddle on this show. There's been a few beauties getting around. I've seen this one online. So just to preface this, if you have seen it, I want you to opt out of competing.

Yeah, fair. Because it ruins it for everyone. Yeah. And it's over pretty quick. Like someone who yells out the punchline to your joke. You're like, oh, okay. You're Yeah, yeah, fair. Because it ruins it for everyone. Yeah. And it's over pretty quick. Like someone who yells out the punchline to your joke? Yeah. You're like, oh, okay, you're not so clever, mate. You're like, God. Now riddle, riddle, riddle.

Riddle me this. Riddle away. Riddle me this. Okay. And on the text machine, don't look at the text machine in case they give it away too. But we want you to play along. Here's the riddle. Apples touch.

Lemons touch. Oranges don't touch. Apples touch. Lemons touch. Oranges don't touch. Why? Producers, any clues, any ideas over there? So oranges don't touch.

Did you say oranges don't touch? Oranges don't touch. And what do you want? You want something? You say a word and I'll tell you if it touches or not. Bananas. Bananas do touch. Give me another one. Bananas. Bananas do touch. Oh.

Give me another one. Pears. Pears. Pears do touch. Oh, okay. Pears touch. So it's not when they have the same letter in them twice. Is it just fruit related?

Give me another word. Ladder. Ladder doesn't touch. It's one of these ones. Office chairs. Office chairs do touch. Office chairs touch. Office chairs.

Okay. Or maybe they don't touch. Testicles. Testicles don't touch. What about... She's right, they don't. All right. Shoes. Testicles. Don't touch. What about cats? She's right, they don't. All right. Shoes.

Shoes. Don't touch. Cats. Cat. Doesn't touch. Cats. Cats. Don't touch.

Dogs. Dogs. Don't touch. Okay, so it's some sort of word play. I just don't know. I reckon it's in the letters. Yeah, I'm looking at the letters. You think it's in the letters? Okay. You don't think it's some sort of word play. I just don't know. I reckon it's in the letters. Yeah, I'm looking at it. You think it's in the letters?

Okay. You don't think it's in the items? No. I'm not giving it away. I'm just throwing ideas out there. In the letters. Letters also don't touch. Letters don't touch.

As in letters of the alphabet or letters written to people? Both. Both don't touch. Letters don't touch. It's in the spelling. Yeah, clever. I was looking at double letters. I'm looking at where the vowels are and what they start with.

Is it words that start with a vowel? No. A, apples. But lemon, banana, pear and office chairs. They all touch. And then I was thinking five little words or the amount of letters in the middle of a word. Cats don't touch. No.

Any ideas? Boobies. Boobies touch. Boobies touch. I know mine do. It's not the number of vowels because they all, not vowels, I mean syllables. Synonyms. Butt cheeks. Butt cheeks.

Butt cheeks touch. What? Syllables. Lemon. cheeks. Butt cheeks. Touch. What? Syllables. Lemon. No, because orange. Apple. Lemon. Legger.

No, it's not syllables. Okay, you want to lock in something? Yeah, syllables. So say something that doesn't touch. Yeah, say something that doesn't touch and I'll confirm. Apple. So that's tick. So pet doesn't touch.

Pet touches. Oh, for goodness sake. No, we forfeit. Yeah, this is hard. You know what it is? What is it? When I found out, because I couldn't figure it out. So apples.

Yeah. Apples. Apples. It's when, if your lips touch when you say the word, that's when it touches. If your lips don't touch, like. So it's something with a plosive syllable in it. Apples.

Apples touch. How do you do it now? Lemons. Lemons. Touch. Oranges. Don't touch. Testicles.

Balls. Touch. It's so obvious now that I know this. Oh my God, balls touch but testicles don't. Balls. Touch. So obvious. Oh, my God. Balls touch, but testicles don't. Balls. Touch. Face. There you go.

What about face? Face. That's a hard one. Doesn't touch. I feel dumber and smarter. Well done. Great riddle. There we go.

That was fun. Riddle me this. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from L Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, the Time magazine article is out. Taylor Swift is Time's Person of the Year. But in this article, she has taken aim at Kim and Kanye. Yeah, and I was not expecting this.

You know, this is the second time she's been on the Time magazine Person of the Year. And what I thought was fascinating about it, she talked about, obviously, her successes in her career, but she really went into detail on the frame job, as she called it, when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West posted that video that was actually an illegal recording of Taylor Swift on the phone. And basically, Kim edited it and cut it up, and it kind of looked like Taylor was kind of approving the song.

But in the end, when you saw the full 27-minute video, it was a wrong edit. Anyway, so Taylor has come out on this and said, yeah, she actually shared about how that really, really devastated her. She went to the low, low, lowest point. She said she went and rented a house in the UK for a year, and no one saw her for a year. If you're a fan, you'll know exactly that story.

And she's now come out and what she said was the best shade. She said you don't need to go after your enemies. Trash takes itself out. Oh, wow. I love that. Yeah, snap. So do I. So do I. I love that as well. And you know, she's obviously the fall of Kanye West, of course. And, you know, other people that have kind of gone for her over the years have kind of, you know, really fallen from grace. But here she is, time person of the year. She's now a billionaire.

And her tour is the highest grossing tour in the history of the world. Yeah. As dramatic as that sounds. Yeah, she's absolutely killing it. That was such a big dilemma when that video came out because it was about the lyric that Kanye had in his song, wasn't it? In Famous, yeah. Yeah, it was quite a derogatory lyric towards Taylor Swift

and then this video came out that had been edited pretty much Taylor Swift being like, yeah, no, I approve it. And then she's like, actually, that's not how the conversation went. And that's why you have not seen Kim Kardashian posting with her kids at any of the Taylor Swift Eris Tour concerts. Because she's not invited and she's not welcome at the Taylor Swift shows.

There you go. That is the feud. That's the feud of the moment. That Time article is incredible. I haven't even got through the whole thing yet, but there is so much in there. Dean's dissecting it for us. He's our Hollywood correspondent. Brianne Clint.

I wanted to talk about something that happened on the weekend when I went to my brother's wedding. So I was home in Aussie for my brother's wedding and they got married in a place called Toowoomba, which is about an hour and a half from Brisbane. So when my partner and I, we flew into Brisbane, my dad was actually the one that was designated to come pick us up because there was just, you know what weddings are like,

and it was just stress everywhere and there's people going here, people going there. What car did he bring to pick you up, the Ranger or the WRX? He came in the Honda. Oh, the Honda? Yeah, it's their everyday driver. Oh, boo. Yeah, had to fit the suitcases in the back.

Fair enough. But he's come down, picked us up, and it was the same on the way home. So on the Sunday, my dad was the one who got designated to drive us back to Brisbane. That's a dad job. Yeah. No, and he's good at it, and he's always very calm, very alert. Yeah.

And before we left from Toowoomba to head back to Brisbane, my sister says to him, hey, can you take my bank card with you and get out $700 because her husband had bought these tires. Okay. This is the life of country people. Yeah. They bought these tires that were in Brisbane. So can you, on your way-

You got a deal for cash. Exactly. Right, I got it. Can you get out $700 from my account and then on your way home from dropping off the girls, can you pick up these tyres? Jeez, Dad's curious. It's always the way. Anyway, so my partner and I, my dad, we get in the car and we're off to Brisbane and we

stopped to get fuel and I said to Dad, I was like, this is a good time, you should go to the ATM and get that money out so then you don't have to stop again. And so my partner actually went in because she needed to go to the toilet. My dad's gone in there to pay for the fuel. And it was at a certain point that my partner's come back outside and she said to me, she goes, your dad's acting real weird in there. And I said, what? She goes, he's kind of walking around and he looks real stressed.

She goes, I don't think he knows how to use an ATM. Oh, my God. And I looked her dead in the eye and I said, that's exactly what's happening because I know he doesn't know how to use an ATM. How old is your dad? 60? 63.

How's he got through 63 years without using an ATM machine? So my dad from country Queensland, he's a farmer. Yeah. He really spends money, really is out in public. Yeah. And when he needs money, he'll go to the bank and he'll talk to a cashier or a teller and he'll get money out and he's always got cash. Oh my God.

He's a full vintage farmer. Yeah. And he's never really used... And he knows his a teller and he'll get money out and he's always got cash. Oh my god, he's a full vintage farmer. Yeah, and he's never really used... And he knows his bank teller. He knows his bank teller, he knows the one... And he knows his bank manager. But he's never really used an ATM before and my partner thought it was so funny. Like we, I was just like, yeah, that's... She goes, I can't believe

he's 63 and he doesn't know how to use an ATM. It's not even modern technology. It's not like payways or he's 63 and he doesn't know how to use an ATM. It's not even modern technology. It's not like payways or he's like paying with his Apple Watch or something. Oh, don't even get me started. It's an ATM machine. He'd be like, so it's a watch that also is a computer. So I put my watch into the ATM machine and how does that work?

Isn't it funny? Doesn't know how to use an ATM. I thought we could ask people this afternoon. Yeah. How old are you and what do you have no idea about? Oh, yeah. Maybe it's something you don't know how to use. Maybe it's just you have no idea about something.

Are you a 30-year-old man who has no idea how to use the washing machine? Yeah. They exist, by the way. They exist. Throw some clothes in. Put some stuff. Just press some buttons. just give it a go. What's the recipe for these clothes?

What's the recipe? How do I make these work? Crispy, cold, crispy cotton. Let's see what we get. Bree and Clint. We appreciate you being vulnerable on the text machine. We've asked the question, how old are you and what do you have no idea how to do?

My dad on the weekend was home from my brother's wedding and my partner realised when she saw him very, very confused standing at the ATM that he didn't know how to use it. Yeah, wild. He's like, what do I do here? Do I put the card in and press the buttons? Did you teach him how to use it? I wasn't there.

Right. But I did know this fact about my dad. And the weird thing is that my dad a very intelligent man. Yeah, very capable man. But he's a country Queensland farmer. I think when it comes to computers and money it can be a bit scary. Doesn't get out much obviously. So we want to know how old are you and what's the thing that you have no idea about? What about this text? 37-year-old female here.

I've never done the lawns. A lot of people saying that they've never done the lawns. Someone's saying that they've got no idea how to start a lawnmower. Yeah. 57 here. No idea how to start the lawnmower or use it. Wild. Wild.

Let's go to Kelly on 0800DARLS.M. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi. How old are you and on 0800 dials at M. Hi Kelly. Hi Kelly. Hi. How old are you and what do you have no idea how to use Kelly? So first of all I just want to say about your dad. I actually have an uncle that's exactly the same. He's a farmer from down in the

Hauraphenua. Yes. Sounds about right. He was using a paper driver's license until he was in his late 60s. Wow. And he got pulled over and taken to the station and basically forced to get his photo ID because he thought if the government had his photo, that was it, they had him.

Oh, my God. You know what's so funny, Kelly, is that my dad was driving around on an expired driver's license for eight years. And the cop, when they pulled him over, they said, sir, this driver's license is expired by eight years. So there's your uncle, Kelly. What about you?

Is this something you don't know how to do? Yeah, I was trying to kind of like soften the blow from like what my thing is. So I'm 32 years old, female. Okay. Don't know how to use an iron. It's really funny because when it comes up in conversation where people are like, oh yeah, I just really need to iron my shirt for tomorrow or something. I'm like, oh yeah, nah, I just have a garment steamer.

Like it's so much better. And I just kind of act like I'm like, oh, yeah, nah, I just have a garment steamer. Like, it's so much better. And I just kind of act like I'm better because I've got this garment steamer. Because you've got this garment steamer. Yeah, I just don't know how to use it, no. I would have to probably put my hand up and say I'm pretty bad at ironing. You just put water in it and plug it in. I know, but I always end up making it worse. Do you, Kelly? I just end up making it worse. Do you, Kelly? I just end up making it worse.

Yeah, I put it up too hot. You can't put it up too hot. It sears on the iron. You just look at what you're ironing and you turn it to that one. But that's okay. This is a judgment-free zone, Kelly. We appreciate your vulnerability. It's alright, Kelly. It sounds like I'm being judged here, guys. I know. Kelly, I'm not judging you. I need to rein it in.

And let's be real. They're making stuff now that doesn't need to be ironed. Renee's here. Hi, Renee. not judging you. And let's be real. They're making stuff now that doesn't need to be ironed. Renee's here. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi. Tell us, Renee, how old are you and what do you have no idea how to use? Well, I'm almost 30 and I have no idea how to invest.

Oh. I feel you. I feel you, Renee. What is this investing stuff that they talk about? I feel like if I knew how to invest, I would have a way bougier lifestyle. Yeah. Wouldn't we all, hey? Wouldn't we all? There's some really good podcasts now which can steer you in the right direction

that are targeted to women specifically as well. That sounds real boring. Oh, that's great. Yeah, okay, okay. Mate, Renee and I are like, nah. I was just trying to help, okay? We'll just go about our lives. If anyone wants to know about the podcast, text us.

We'll just suffer into retirement. Yeah. All right, Renee. Renee, we're going to work until we're 85. You'll get to your retirement age and you'll go, shit, I wish I'd listened to that podcast Clint suggested. Don't have 20 minutes to spare. Steve's here.

G'day, Steve. Hi, Steve. How are you going? We're good, thanks, Steve. How old are you, mate, and what do you have no idea how to use? 70. Email. You're 17 and you haven't sent an email?

No, no, I don't know how to. I've just learned to text. Oh, well, that's a start. That's a start, and Steve, to be honest, don't worry about it. Emails, it's boring. No, well, I've run my construction business without all that shit. You got this far, Steve? Yeah, no, no. So, yeah, we just had a thing the other day with

TP8 and they wanted all this and all that and I says, nah. So, you know, they wanted all my numbers for this and that and I says, bollocks. So, yeah. Level with me, Steve. Level with me. You own a construction business, and you have never in your life had an email address or sent an email. No. My wife's done a bit of it, though, to be honest. Yep.

There it is. The thing there. But, no, I haven't done any of that, and I'm not even interested in it. He likes to go analogue, Steve. You're the last of your kind, Steve. Thank you for sharing it. We appreciate that. This text came through. I had a 25

year old male move into my flat. He had no idea how to cook rice. I saw him put rice in the microwave and turn it on. I was like, what are you doing? He had no idea how to cook it. Finally, Candice is here. Candice,

how old are you and what's the thing you have no idea about? So I'm 38 and I have absolutely no idea how to fill my tyres with air. Oh, yeah, the PSI. Yeah. Do you want to know or is it like that investing thing you're happy not knowing?

No, I think it's probably good that I do know because it's what I should learn. There's a little, inside your driver's door, there's a little sticker on the car. Oh, you lost me. Yeah, me too. Just open the door. There's a sticker that says what PSI

for your car. Sounds too hard. And then you just put the machine on that number and plug it in. No, it's much easier just to guilt trip my husband into doing it because I'll ask him and I'll ask him and he doesn't do it and he doesn't do it and then eventually I'll say, you know, sorry, our daughter's six. I'm like, if she had a boyfriend one day

and she came home and told you that she'd been asking and asking and asking for him to help her with her tires and he never did it, would you think she was being taken care of? And that's the only way I get it done. Candice, you just, it's included in the, it's included in the service price when you get your car serviced, isn't it?

I think it's that. I need to do that too, though. Candice is like, what are you talking about a service? What do you mean? Candice is like, it's included in the marriage. Thank you very much. It's time for a round of What's The Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? 100 bucks on the line. Today's theme by Ron Bay. No, it's not. It's not there, is it? Jee by Ron Bay. No, it's not.

It's not that, is it? Jess is here. Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess. G'day, guys. Before I reveal the plot, I said the clue to what the plot theme was Taylor Swift. You got any ideas about what it might be?

Music, maybe? I don't know. Good guess. Brie, you got any guesses? Well, my guess would be movies that she's been in, but she hasn't been in many. So Taylor Swift today was announced as Time Magazine's Person of the Year. Time Magazine is one of the world's largest circulated magazines,

so today's theme is movies that are all about magazines. Okay. Which actually is a bigger are all about magazines. Okay. Right. Which actually is a bigger category than you realise. I can think of a few already. People who write for magazines is like a key, is like a classic. You don't see it in many plot lines. Say it one more time for me.

Say it for me. Movies that are. Movies that are about magazines. Movies that are about magazines. Think about Sex and the City. That was a TV show about a lady who wrote for a magazine. Paper, but same thing.

Same thing. Same, same. Oh, man, you're going to probably win this. Come on, Jess, you've got it. You've got it. Give me a run for my money.

Put the theme out of your head and just focus on what I say in these plot lines, okay, Jess? And if you get two right first, you'll get $100 cash. Oh, okay. Okay, your buzzer's your name. Don't wait for me to finish the plotline.

Just jump in as soon as you think you know what it is. Movie number one. This 15-year-old is an unabashed music fan who is inspired by the seminal bands of the 70s. When his love of music lands him an assignment for... Brie? Almost Famous?

Rolling Stone magazine. Kate Hudson, fantastic in that film. Almost Famous. Rolling Stone magazine. Kate Hudson, fantastic in that film. That's right. That's quite an old movie too, isn't it? It is quite an old one, yeah. 23 years old. Okay, it's one to Brie. Jess, you're still in this, okay?

Oh my gosh, okay. Movie number two. Come on, Jess, I need some confidence from you. You can do it. An advice columnist tries pushing... Bree. How to lose a guy in 10 days.

Shit! Come on! Oh, no. I didn't even get to The Devil Wears Prada. I would have been all over that, too. Jess, no $100, but you do get

50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. Oh, great. Go get yourself a feed from KFC. And you had a bit of fun, Jess. You gave it a go. And I had some fun. Oh, good on you.

Call back any time, Jess. You've been a delight. Thanks, Bree. Bree and Clint. Please welcome to the studio the guy who is just doing everything at the moment. There's a movie that's just come out. Yeah. There's TV shows.

And now there's season two of the Small Town Scandal podcast, which is brilliant. My favorite podcast from the last year. Please welcome to the studio, Tom Sainsbury. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Can I just say, because these two listeners,

these two sent me personal messages about listening to the film. I'm like, guys, I thought you all about, you radio folks were about lip service, but no, you actually listened to it. Mate, I was entranced. We were invested. I was so entranced. Can I just say one of the most creative

and unique podcasts I've ever listened to? Oh, good. It was real refreshing, and it's just you can tell how much time and effort and talent has gone into it. I'm a big fan, obviously. Oh, bless your hearts. I really appreciate it.

I feel like calling it a podcast is doing it a disservice because everybody has a podcast. This is a fully thought out radio play in which Tom plays every single character. Less characters. So this is second season, less characters. So there's 45 in the first one. There's only 40 in this one.

Oh, five less. There's five less. Oh, jeez. You really cut back. Is it the same people? No, there's the main character. So in the first one, there's a guy called Toby Buchanan. Yeah, I have a bone to pick with you about Toby Buchanan

because you do a horrendous Australian accent. Toby Buchanan. In his defence, he picked it up while living in Sydney for two months. How long was he there? One year. And I also kind of got myself out because he carries the whole thing and it's like you listen back to and you're like this you're like no that's not australian but it's too late now he's he's you know he's only in australia for a year but anyway he's still in it

so it's his journey again and there's a few of the main characters kind of filter back in but it's his whole new adventure going to a beachside town did you ever regret making the main character this australian accent like where you had to continue to be in that accent for most of the Did you ever regret making the main character this Australian accent? Like where you had to continue to be in that accent for most of the podcast? I felt like you were going in and out at some parts. That's the thing about doing voices. Honestly, it wasn't just him I was regretting. It was everyone.

It was the whole project I was regretting. Who's this person? What's their voice again? I can't remember. So it's that. Not just him. I don't want to spoil anyone who hasn't listened to the first season yet. Because if you haven't, you have the opportunity to go and listen to this whole season that's already out before you get into season two.

Is the horse in season two? The horse is mentioned and you get a kind of carry on. But it's not. She's not a main character. But yes, you do get more information about it. Okay, good. Okay, good. Good good good um how many episodes is this season because last season it was like six that's right and this one's eight now wow everyone's like so much work by the team the recordist and kind of spends hours he has to kind of put it he has to sew it all

together i just kind of rock on up going who who's this character? Kind of say my lines. And then he has to do the genius. Who has the hardest voice to do, you reckon? So I committed, I began this one character that was going to like doing all this. And like in the end, it was like I ruined my vocal cords. I could do one line and then I had to have a drink, kind of walk around going, and he's like, what are you going to do next? Like that is the hardest. That was a huge mistake.

Do you think we could meet a couple of the characters from this season? Yeah, absolutely. So, yeah, so there's Toby. Yeah, Toby Buchanan, who's spent one year in Sydney. And then his girlfriend, Christy, who she runs, she works in a high-rage company. So if you need, you know, is it called high-race? And then we've got Dog, who he is a salty sea dog who goes fishing by himself,

and he's losing all his fingers from various, you know. And then there's one. So Toby goes to the beach, and he stays at an Airbnb, and he stays with someone who speaks like this. It must be so fun. Or do you feel like you go a bit crazy, and you feel like you're just literally talking to yourself? Yeah.

You have to go a bit crazy, right? You have to because 40 is hard to do. And some of them are very, you're like, okay, it's this character, but you're making little adaptations to make them different. But you go bonkers. It is such a fun journey if the first season's anything to go by. I like to call it the ultimate whodunit. Yes, bless your heart.

I know, right? To your sweetheart. It sucks you in right until the very end, so you have to get amongst the brand new season of Small Town Scandal, which is out now. It's out now. December 7th, out today. It's on your iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Tom Sainsbury, thanks for coming in. Thank you. We love you. Bye. Have we read the Taylor Swift article yet? The Time magazine article? I've started it but I wanted to give it my full concentration because she's really

because Taylor Swift, quite a private person and doesn't really do interviews like this ever and hasn't done for a long time, but I feel like she's shared quite a lot in this article. She's so big that she doesn't need to. She doesn't seek out media like a lot of other artists need to to promote their album and stuff.

Yeah. She doesn't. I'm halfway through this article and it's an amazing sort of time stamp to to put around this phenomenon that is taylor swift at the moment yeah because whether you're a fan or not you can't deny the fact that she is larger than life and what she has created is one of the biggest pop music which is one of the biggest pop spectacles in history yeah Yeah. And she's still going. That's the thing. Is that this has been something that has been building

and she has been massive for a long time. She's never reached the heights that she's currently reaching right now. And I don't know if there's many other people up there that have. Like name some other people that. Of course. Michael Jackson. other people that. Elvis. Of course. Michael Jackson. The Beatles. The Beatles. And maybe Madonna. Yeah, Madonna.

Madonna. And... In our generation. Yeah. Is Ed Sheeran as big in America as she is? I don't know. Yeah, Ed Sheeran's an interesting one because he is enormous. The Spice Girls?

Spice Girls? The Spice Girls would be up there when you look at everything that was around them as well as the music. But you can't really compare because the Spice Girls were for a certain amount of time whereas Taylor Swift I think is like... 20 years.

I mean, just gone for years. There's so many different albums whereas the Spice Girls were enormous for you know a moment in time. I didn't realise that she's already won this before that this is the second time. Neither did I. She was Time Magazine's person of the year in 2017 as well.

This will blow your mind. Did you know that Time Magazine only allowed women to be nominated for this award in 1999? Really? Until 1999, it was Time magazine man of the year. Isn't that wild? Isn't that...

I'm not too surprised. 1999. Yeah. I mean, that's a fair... How many years ago now? 24 years ago. They might have had another category. They might have had woman of the year as well. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, that's a fair, how many years ago now? 24 years ago. They might have had another category. They might have had Woman of the Year as well.

I don't know. Yeah. Oh, good to be included in 1999. Yeah, right. There's heaps in there. There's stuff about a relationship that we're going to talk about later in the show. There's her talking about the Kanye Kim thing and really, really coming out swinging at, obviously, Kanye, but everybody is already

She essentially calls them trash. Yeah. The takedown on Kanye has already happened. She's coming for Kim in this article. Which is huge. She's coming for both of them. She doesn't like either of them. People still like her. It is

free on the internet. The Time Magazine piece and she beat Barbie, she beat the Hollywood Strikers, which come on that was not going to win who else? I wrote them down, hold on

Sam Altman who is the CEO of OpenAI Vladimir Putin and Prince Charles the Trump prosecutors King Charles there you go of OpenAI. Vladimir Putin. And Prince Charles. The Trump prosecutors. King Charles. King Charles. She beat King Charles. Yeah. There you go. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Alright, let's get your birthday bangers on the air. Number one songs when you turn 16. We're going to play our favourite one. Hi, Holly. G'day, Holly. Hi. How's your day been? Busy, but good.

How about yours? Yeah, about the same as you Holly but we're here and we're doing your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 4th of November 1997. Okay. That means you were 16 in 2012 and let me take you back to your 16th with this one.

Gangnam Style. Oh nah. Oh nah. Nah. Oh, nah. Oh, nah. Holly. Nah. It's a no from me. Oh, but this is your birthday banger, Holly. Are you not a Game of Nam style girl?

I'm so disappointed. This just takes me back, but in the worst way possible. Not going to lie, a bit of a guilty pleasure for me. Whoop, whoop, whoop. Holly was brutally honest. She said it takes me back in the worst way possible. Oh, no. But like we say, your birthday banger chooses you.

Let's go to David on our 800 dial ZM. Hi, David. G'day, David. G'day. How's your day been, David? Pretty good. Pretty good. What have you been up to?

Just working. Yeah, nice. I'm just looking here. You're a 1996 baby as well. Oh, he is too. There's every chance. looking here. You're a 1996 baby as well. Oh, he is too. So there's every chance you could be a Gangnam Style man as well. No, definitely not.

Because, I mean, Gangnam Style was number one for... Ages. Many, many weeks. Well, let's do the math. Let's see, David, what's your birthday exactly? 11th of March, 96. Right, so opposite end of the year to Holly, but you were 16 also in 2012, and here's your birthday banger. Gangnam Style.

You wouldn't believe it. Gangnam Style. Oop, oop, oop, oop, oop on Gangnam Style. Hey! Nah, just kidding, just kidding. Chips and gravy. This is your birthday banger, David. This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me. No! Katy Perry. bag of David.

Katy Perry. Pardon me, do you like that? She's fine. She's fine. Would you say, you wouldn't say it's your favourite Katy Perry song though, would you? Probably not. David's an I kissed a girl kind of man.

It is actually one of my favourite Katy Perry songs. Yeah. I actually quite like that song from Katy Perry too. Let's do one more birthday banger for Reuben. G'day, Reuben. Hello, Reuben. Hello, people. Hello.

Hello, earthlings. Hello, person. Whereabouts in the country are you calling from, Reuben? Hamilton. Hamilton. Well, welcome aboard. What's your birthday? 2006, 75.

All right, that means... Oh, 75. No way he's getting Gangnam Style. You never know. You never know. There's no way. He was 16 in 1991

and Ruben, this is your birthday banger. Gangnam Style. Oh! Gangnam Style. See, I didn't even know that that song existed in 1991. I think in 1991 it was big in Korea.

Ah, right. We didn't get it until 2012. Until later. We joke, Reuben, we joke. It could be that or it could be this one. Why it's Grease Lightning. Oh, it's an absolute ripper. You, Reuben, get the Greased Megamix.

Ruben, you've got to be happy with that. Yep, I'm happy with that one. I DJed a wedding on Saturday night, and I did not play the Greased Megamix. Really? They should dock my pay for that. It's like a must at a wedding, isn't it? So I'll make up for it now. I'm going to vote for Grease Megamix.

Ruben, I'm going with you. It's the Grease Megamix. Oh, man. Hell yeah. You're the winner of Birthday Banger. Oh, man. Bree and Clint. Oh, this is good.

Or we could play Gangnam Style. No, I'd rather this. I guess so. I'd rather this. Watch Grease Lightning. Bree and Clint. Merry Christmas. Brian Clint, that's the winner of birthday

back in today, the Grease Megamax. Ross is death staring us from the other studio. He's not impressed that we just played that on ZM. He's having a very serious chat with Cam Mansell and we're like, that's okay, they don't listen. They're not listening. They're talking. I think he must have tuned in in the last 40 seconds.

Yeah, for the slow part. And he just leaned in and he was like, what are you guys doing in there? Don't make me come in there like when you play Whitney Houston. No fun on my watch. Do you remember that? When we first started and Birthday Banger

was like going against the grain and everyone here, the big bosses, and they're like, you're not allowed to play that old school music on set. And then we played Whitney Houston, I Will Always Love You for the first time. And we had to fight off Ross, a six foot eight man, from getting into the studio. How long is that song?

Four minutes? Yeah, the Whitney Houston one, like five and a half. Five and a half minutes. We had to fight off this man who was like twice our size. He was spraying fly spray in my eyes. Can't get away with that in the workplace now. Claudia, what is this? What do we need to...

It's just a throwback from a different day that we played Grease. Oh, from 2018. Oh, okay. He ran by me. No, no. Saved her life. She nearly drowned. Oh, yeah, we performed the Grease Megamax.

It was a good time. I was alive. Something's begun. On a summer night. Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well. That was live. Something's begun on a summer night. Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well. That was live. Brianne Clint. The other day we talked about the Euros draw being disrupted by a prankster

who played some noises in the background during the broadcast. Some love-making noises. Some love, yeah, some love-making noises. Oh, was that oh does that love that noise i don't know i think it was lust yeah right yeah don't you who you let me get a higher what was that uh there's another um there's another thing that's happened that i want to talk about uh where a u.s politician has been interrupted during a broadcast by a noise, not from a prankster, but people believe by himself. Oh. So here's the details.

So John Kerry, who is the United States Special Presidential Envoy for Climate, he was discussing. He ran for president too. He did. He did. He was discussing climate He ran for president too. He did, he did. He was discussing climate change, a very serious topic, very serious conversation when a noise can be heard that has gone into his microphone.

Take a listen. I find myself getting more and more militant because I do not understand how adults who are in position of responsibility can be avoiding responsibility for taking away those things that are killing people on a daily basis. And the reality is that the climate crisis and the health crisis... Is that real? Is that real? That's legit audio. Allegedly people are saying that it was John.

I am so amazed that all the other people on the panel were so professional. Not one snicker, not one look like, did he just do a fluff? You know how you know it's real? Because he stumbled. There's a bit in there. Did he? Can we listen again? They're struggling to hit a bit real? Because he stumbled. There's a bit in there. Did he? Can we listen again?

I find my mission and responsibility can be a voiding responsibility for taking away those things that are killing people on a daily basis. And the reality is that the climate crisis and the health crisis

The reality is the climate Where was I? What was... I can't believe that just happened. We have some other isolated audio of a similar incident. Now, you see if you can pinpoint when it happens during this broadcast. Did you just fart? Glenn just farted.

No, I didn't. No, it was the chair. Good memories. One time in six years. Okay. Still counts. One time in six years. Still counts.

Sometimes I hate this job because everything is recorded. I like the fire. I was like. Bree and Clint. This is a question that I don't know how much time you spend thinking about, but I think you're one or the other in this. Everybody is one or the other in this debate. Okay.

It's about whether you store your cups in the cupboards or on the shelves, rim up or rim down. Rim up, rim down. Which way do they go when they come out of the dishwasher or off the drying rack? Which way do you put them in there? And the reason I ask is an expert has weighed in with what she

says is the correct answer. Now I love debates like this. Because it's one of those mundane things that we all do. Every day. But then sometimes you come to find out that you might not be what the majority does. Like when you and me found out we put our cutlery in opposite directions in the cutlery basket in the dishwasher. Cutlery is up.

Cutlery is down. Cutlery. Look, Claudia's shocked. You put your cutlery down. Yeah, I don't want to get stabbed with my hand in the basket. It's not getting cleaned. It's not getting cleaned. And all the food goes down into the basket.

You just get a little basket of wet food. Guys, the job in front of us is the rim. Okay? It's a rim job conversation. Okay. So let's go around the room. Ella, when you put your cups away, do they go rim up or rim down? So like the rim being where you drink out of.

The bit you sip from, yeah. Down. Rim down. Down. Upside down cups for Ella. Yeah, yeah. Claudia, rim up or rim down? Rim up.

Rim up for Claudia, the opposite of Ella. Brie, rim up or rim down? Up. Rim up for Brie. Yeah, rim up. You're a rim down guy. No, I'm a rim up guy. Rim to the sky for me, please.

Actually, that's fair. Rim to the high. Too late to change it guy. No, I'm a rimmed up guy. Rim to the sky for me, please. Actually, that's fair. Rim to the high. Too late to change it now. Nah, no. Don't try and join the popular side. Don't try and join the popular side. Don't backtrack on your rim choice. I used to do it as a kid because I would be scared they'd get headaches if I put them upside down.

What? But now I do it upside down. Why would you be scared you'd get headaches? No, the cups would get headaches. Oh, that's pretty cute. So, what's the right way to do it? Author and cleaning expert Shannon Lush said that the answer actually depends on how well your cupboards close and where in the world you live. Okay.

What? That's a cop out. You always put your cups face down if you live somewhere tropical because you've got to worry about cockroaches, bugs, and other creepy crawlies getting into your cups. Ew! But Ella, you don't live somewhere tropical. I thought we are tropical. Ella, Ella, wait a second.

Think about what you're saying. Are you joking or are you being serious? She's just joking. You've already said in this break that you think cups get headaches. Swear on your houseplantsplants lives that you were joking. I can't. She said if you're going to put them rimmed down, though, you have to dry the shit out of them because they won't dry upside down.

And then it goes yuck. And they go musty. And you have to either have a shelf liner or a towel down if you're going to store them upside down. That I do. We've got shelf liners. There's dust that will build up on the shelf and they'll end up on the rim of your cup.

The way I look at it is I do think about if stuff crawls in it, if you go rim up. But I also think I'd rather take the risk and think that there isn't. Yeah. Rather than like think about all the like if you're putting the rim down constantly and then you're drinking from that. Yeah. Like I just don't want to drink from where if it's touching something constantly.

I'm not that germ phobic. I'm not one of those people who needs to wash their can of Coke after I buy it. You know how some people get it out of the fridge. Who's washing it? Some people they're like I don't know what's touched the rim of this can of Coke. I don it. You know how some people get it out of the fridge? Who's washing it? Some people, they're like, I don't know what's touched the rim of this can of coke. I don't want to put it in my mouth. That's not a bad idea. Do you guys have to-

Not me, though. I'm not like that. Do you guys have to wash all your fruit before you eat it? Nah. I don't. Do you remember during COVID when we would wash our groceries when we got home from the supermarket? We'd be crazy for a bit, eh?

You'd wipe the bottom of your shoes if you went to the supermarket. I'd wipe them with like a germ wipe. Anyway, the official answer is, for Room Up or Room Down, both. Click bait. Do whatever you want. It was click bait. So dumb. Bree and Clint.

There could be new rules being rolled out in the UK to start with around watching adult videos. Yeah. Yeah. Little, long or short adult. Why do you always get so awkward when we talk about these things? Because you call them films and I'm sure I've never watched one longer than three and a half minutes. They call it adult films?

Yeah, they do. You know where they're acting in some of them? Yeah. That's an adult film. Okay. It makes me awkward, but let's talk about it. You hit the nail on the head before where you have to click the thing that says I'm 18 to get into the website now. Yeah, that was a guess.

That, believe it or not, is not enough to prevent people who are too young to be watching those videos from watching the videos so the uk is looking to put a rule in place that all websites will have to do this thing for people to be able to watch the videos it's a take is it take a photo of you yes oh the solution the solution being suggested is that you have to um upload a selfie of yourself it turns your camera. The website takes a photo of your face. Oh, yuck. It uses what's called face scanning selfie technology that uses facial age estimation technology to figure out if you are old enough to be on that website.

So to go on there and watch the videos, you have to sign in with your face. That's so awkward. And you're not in the mood to take a photo when you've scampered down to the back room and you've turned all the lights off, you know, for the mood lighting. And you don't want to take a photo. You're lying in your hotel room while you're away on work. Oh, no one wants to do that.

You've propped up on the pillows. It's going to be a double chin photo. You've taken your makeup off for the day. Because you're probably laying down and you're like got a double chin. Oh horrendous. There's an air of shame hanging around you. I feel like that's a real breach of privacy. So that's what people are worried about. They're saying that by just taking a quick selfie, which the websites say they won't save. They won't save your selfie. Yeah but then there's hackers.

What if the hackers get their hands on all of the data? They're saying it's less invasive than having to create an account or to add your credit card information or to tie it to your email address or something like that. It is, but it's also something I definitely don't want to be a part of. Jeez. I'll just say I'm not keen. I'm not.

I won't be doing that. Nah. No matter how disparate. I'm going to go back to analogue. Yeah. Anybody who still has those DVDs or Dad's VHS tapes. What? Dad's?

Oh, no. That was probably a bit gross. That was, no. Oh, now you've put that Thought in my mind Get some of dad's mags Peel the pages apart Oh Yeah

And that's us everybody We are out of here Tonight is the night By the way It's out If you were wanting to See the finale of Squid Game

The reality show Biggest prize In What I've just realised that I probably shouldn't have brought it up Why the reality show, biggest prize in what? I've just realised that. I probably shouldn't have brought it up. Why?

Because I owe you an answer on a bet that we made. Yes, you do. Yesterday, if you missed it, Clint accused me of saying the wrong day and said, no, you said it was out on Tuesday. I said, no, I didn't. I said it was out on Thursday. I said, no, I didn't. I said it was out on Thursday. Claudia very quickly went back through the archives to check the audio tape and I said Thursday. For the record, I said that you said Wednesday.

But can I just say, in my mind, I was... Oh, now you're changing your story again. No, no, no, no, I was still wrong. I was still wrong. I still accept that I was wrong. I said that you said Wednesday. I swear you said that I said Tuesday. This is how the mind plays tricks on you.

This is why you should never make a bet like that because I was 100% confident on what you had said. Were you? I was 100% confident. That's the worst because I was also 100% confident. Yeah, isn't that so weird? Because I was the one that said it. Anyway, it is out tonight.

The bet was. It's out now. We shook on it. Yeah. You either give me 100 bucks and I'm going to take the producers out for lunch, which we're all very excited about, or you shave a line in your eyebrow so you look like a rapper. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Can I? And it needs to be like a visible line. Yeah, I know, a visible line. Yeah. Like Charlie Puth. Yeah, what would you like? I would like 24 more hours to make my decision, please.

24 more hours? Yeah. Okay, well, that's it. That's all you get it. Yeah. You will have an answer tomorrow. And then we want an answer tomorrow on the show Also please no one ruin Squid Game

I can't watch it until tomorrow No one tell me who wins Don't say that because then people will ruin it I trust people Have a great night everybody and we'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint show Bye guys ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM Feed by KFC Get the full menu delivered to your door

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