ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 7th February 2023

Episode Date: February 7, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast with Maddie. I received a message, a DM today from someone that we both know, Maddie. James Carter. Yes. From Broadcasting School. Yes. I've not seen James in years.

Neither. I should have last named him. I did. I don't think he'll mind. It's because of these pictures that Ella has printed of us from our first day of broadcasting school in 2005. So you have to, when we started at broadcasting school, we had to get ID photos, which have really, I mean, this was.

They've haunted us. Were they taken in like a really hot room or something nah this is what everybody looked like on a sony cyber shot it's like a little bit sweaty that and also look at the background it's like a yellow it looks like it wasn't always yellow plus if we had a skincare routine in 2005 it would have been clarisol neutrogena just soap yeah. Or just rub some hand soap on your hands and put it on your face. That Neutrogena one with the gritty balls. Yeah, with all the beads in it. And you're like scraping layers of your beautiful, youthful skin off.

And you're like, this is helping, right? You never, you know that beautiful shot of like Eva Longoria or Hayden Panettiere and they were splashing the water in your face. Proactive? You never looked like that, did you? Shit, no. No, and it stung. Anyway, so I've received a message after I put these photos up.

Yeah, right. And James, who went to broadcasting school with Maddie and I in 2005, he said, if you ever want any early footage of Matt, I can hook you up. Yes. He doesn't like it being shared around, though. Come on. Oh, no. He said, mention this to him in passing.

All you need to say is, beyond the camera. Oh, God. What does that mean? So if this is bad, if 18-year-old Matty is bad, imagine 16-year- old in the closet. Oh, he's got footage of you pre-broadcasting school. Pre-broadcasting school at a holiday program for drama and media enthusiasts. Oh no.

Oh no. I mean, that in itself is bad enough that I gave up my two-week holiday. No, but you would have loved it, and I would have loved it. I did love it. That sort of camp sounds right up our collective alleys. But I thought we survived that era of our life because no one was filming. It's pre-smartphone. It's like we were the last generation that didn't have to have that stuff documented.

Exactly. You were telling me there's footage. Was there one of those Fujifilm point-and-shoot cameras in the area? Here's the thing about James. No, I think it's video footage. He's an archivist. He will archive everything. Do you reckon he was holding the handycam?

So he wasn't a mentor, but he also wasn't a student. He was kind of helping out the staff who were running. He was AV club. Pretty much. Right. And I'm amazed that he still has that footage, and yet I'm absolutely not surprised. Can we get it?

Well, he's offered it up to me. Yeah. He's offered it to me. Don't do it. Put the aux on. Go. We need it. I don't not surprised. Can we get it? Well, he's offered it up to me. Yeah. He's offered it to me. Don't do it. Put the yorks on. Go. We need it. I don't have it.

We need it. You have to. If I want it, I need to request it. Please. How much do you not want me to request it? I'm talking cash-wise. How much? Well, I'm not paying you money, but I'm just asking as a friend oh don't choose now to pull

that card out when do i ever pull that card out no i know this is the time you're ever going to use it this is the time to use it um okay what if it's just for personal use what if i just want to see it because i don't want to go behind your back and... Look, okay, okay. Go back. Okay, you can ask for it. You can ask for it. I need to get this on video. Hang on. Hashtag, add.

Yes, let's do this for posterity as well. Yeah, this is not for the social medias. This is for... So I've got a record for James. This is a legally binding contract. Yeah. You can ask James for the footage, but if he sends you the footage,

you must show it to me before you show it to anyone else. And if you decide you want to do anything with that footage, you must receive my express permission. No way out of that wording. No, there's not. And it's very, like, it's all laid out there. I feel like that's a pretty good deal. There's scope because I might look,

I'm thinking of it as- It might be worse than you remember. Absolutely. Yeah. Yes, it might be worse than I remember, or it might be not as bad as- Oh, sorry, it might be better than you remember. Yeah. Yes, it might be worse than I remember, or it might be not as bad as I remember. Oh, sorry, it might be better than you remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But equally, it might be way worse than I remember. Okay, I'm just going to get the handshake on camera. I agree to this deal. Okay. Great, I will source the footage. I don't know how long it takes to convert a VHS tape to an Instagram message, but if anyone can do it, James can.

Okay, watch this space, everybody. I mean, it needs Maddie's express permission, but watch this. It will be up on social. I am very susceptible to peer pressure. All right, enjoy the podcast, everybody. Bye. Bye. I'm coming in.

Well, howdy, pilgrims. ZM3 and Clint. With guest host Maddie McLean Good evening Good evening everybody, welcome to the show It's Brie and Clint with Maddie filling in Hi Welcome back

Thank you, it's so nice to be here It's good to have you here How was your long weekend? Well I had work yesterday Oh yeah of course So it wasn't a bloody long weekend But it was nice, the weekend I got was great Yeah

I went to a wedding on Saturday night. Yes. It was crazy. Did you have to work at that wedding? I didn't have to work. I'm always working at weddings. I can't remember the last time I was just a guest. Yeah. But I love it. I love it.

Matty's a wedding celebrant, by the way. He doesn't have like a catering business. Although lucrative. Matty shows up with his gelato truck he's like you're my best friends could I maybe not bring the gelato truck

this time chicken or beef chicken or beef today on the show you're listening out for the Electric Ave song that we're playing we're going to play

four Electric Ave songs across this week and then someone's going to win flights to Electric Ave in Christchurch exciting exciting

it's going to play at four o'clock you need to write these songs down each day if you want to win this Electric Ave experience Christchurch. Exciting. Exciting. It's going to play at four o'clock. You need to write these songs down each day if you want to win this Electric Ave experience. Have you been to Electric Ave before? Never, but every time I see the line-up, I always think, man, I should go to that.

It looks so good. They've got Lorde. Yeah. They've got Flume. I know. They've got LAB. Unreal. It's huge.

Supergroove, Symphony. I'm going. So I'm expecting, South Island, by the way, if you're listening, I'm expecting my 24-hour summer experience when I come down. I'm white as a ghost from the worst summer on record, but when I get to Christchurch, I want that summer that you guys keep putting on your Instagram stories.

Clear blue skies and 30-degree heat. 100%. Yeah, it's exactly what I'm expecting. And then you'll come back burned to hell and healing. Let's kick it off with Tradie vs Lady. We've got 50 bucks cash up for grabs.

If you're keen to play, you can win that thanks to KFC. We need a tradie and a lady to call us now. I've got your questions ready to go. Bree and Clint.

Maddie's here filling in for Bree and it's time for a round of Tradie vs Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. The ladies are on eight. the tradies are on seven. It's time for another battle, so let's meet our contestants.

First is our tradie, calling in from Hamilton. They're 21 and their cat is in a wheelchair. Welcome to the show, Jessie. Hello, hello, hello. Jesse, how's your cat? Yeah, when the cat was just a kitten, I accidentally ran over the cat. Just on its backside. Oh, good, just on the backside.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. It's not too bad, is it? How does a wheelchair work? Does it pull itself around on the front two paws? Yeah, so she's still got her two front paws. But, yeah, that's about the back. Can I ask, what's the cat's quality of life like? Oh, it is absolutely perfect. She's got food.

She's really fast as well. Her name's Usain. She's the fastest cat on two legs. She is. Yeah. All right. No, no, please don't tell me anymore. Please don't tell me anymore.

Boy, you were going to do that with a straight face. I genuinely tried. Usain the cat got me. Let's talk to Jay. Good afternoon, Jay. You're our lady calling in from the Hawke's Bay. You're 29 and you've got 10 double-jointed fingers. Oh.

Hello. Hello. Okay, let's just get this thing moving. Jesse, your buzzer is tradie. Jay, yours is lady. Tradie. First to, oh yeah, tradie. You, yours is lady. Tradie. First to... Oh, yeah, tradie.

You guys know your buzzers. Whoever gets three right first gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. All right, question number one. Our Prime Minister is over in Australia meeting with his Aussie counterpart this week. What is our Prime Minister's name? Tradie.

Lady. Jesse. Chris Hipkins. Got it. Well done. Question number two. A guy in Tauno has listed seven eggs on his community notice board for a whopping $150. A.

Wild. Wow. What's the yellow bit of an egg called? Lady. J. A yolk. Got it. Well done.

That's one apiece. Question yoke. Got it. Well done. That's one apiece. Question number three. Beyonce now has more Grammys than any other artist in history. Which girl group did Beyonce get her start in? Jodie. Jessie. Disney's Child. Well done.

Got it. All right, Jay. You're still in this, but Jesse can win it here. Question number four. The Titanic film is celebrating its 25th anniversary this year. Which famous actor played Jack Dawson in the film? Brady. Brady.

Jesse, for the win. Leonardo DiCaprio. He knows he's done it. Hey, well done, Jesse. There's 50 bucks cash coming your way, enough for hopefully a new set of tyres for you. Thanks. Well, cheers.

Cheers, guys. Send your complaints to claudia at nzn.co.nz. Are you aware that you're currently co-hosting New Zealand's number one radio show for aviation and maritime-based news? Are you aware of that? Was that on the brochure when they signed you up? It's in the booklet.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm mostly aware of it because I know how often your sound effects get messed with. Right. I hate that that's the predominant, that's the thing that this is known for when we do such a good service

to the maritime and aviation industry. We really do. On that topic, I guess I've got some maritime news to present. See Breeze here, I know my sound effects are safe. I so wish I'd messed with it. Let's remember that for next time, Claude, all right?

Those girls wouldn't. They wouldn't. You wouldn't. Oh, absolutely we would. We have. This is loosely maritime news because it's about a boat. But the boat's on land, but it is about a boat. Right.

There's a video going around at the moment of an Aussie guy who has taken his boat to, I think it's a mobile petrol station to fill it up. And instead of putting the petrol pump in the petrol tank, he has put the nozzle of the petrol pump into the fishing rod holder. And filled up the inside of his boat with petrol instead of the petrol tank. The guy who's filmed it goes over to the pump

and he shows the pump it's at $536 worth of fuel. He then goes around the back of the boat and there is $536 of fuel pouring out the back of the boat onto the forecourt. 231 litres

of petrol just all over the ground. Is that just a lapse in judgment? I reckon it's a new boat. I reckon maybe he's like a novice boatie because if you don't know the difference between the petrol flap. Yes. I assume they have a flap. I don't have a boat.

And the bit where you put your fishing rod. Surely they're quite different. Boaties, text me and tell me if I'm wrong. No, I would like to think so. You'd like to think so. I would like to think that at least the petrol cap bit had a lid. That's an impulse purchase gone wrong, right? Yeah.

That's him wandering down the street being like, maybe I can get into boat. Maybe that's my 2023 thing. I know they take a lot of petrol boats too, but once you got up to $530, wouldn't you start going, sheesh, I wonder when this thing's going to be full? And wouldn't you notice it gushing out the back as well? That would be a dead giveaway as well.

I think so. I thought we could talk this afternoon about major damage caused at the petrol station, either by you or by the forecourt attendant. I used to work at a petrol station. And did you see a bit of stuff? I caused a bit of stuff. What did you do? So we had a customer come in once and she had got me to check her oil and water

and then I filled up and she said, oh, you need some oil. You need a litre of oil. So I put the oil in. But then I didn't put the cap back on top of her where you pour the oil in, the engine. Yes. You can see why my career in the automotive industry didn't go that far. Anyway, she leaves, it gets hot and it starts spewing oil out

all over her engine, which hits the manifold and it starts smoking. She didn't come back and complain about it. The only reason I found out about it, and probably the only reason I didn't get in trouble, is she turned out to be one of the mums of the girls at my school. And so the girl came to school and said, you wrecked my mum's car, but she's not going to push any charges because you're my friend. A family friend of ours went to the petrol station, went to fill up his car, obviously went inside to pay, got into his car and drove off from the petrol station, went to fill up his car, obviously went inside to pay,

got into his car and drove off from the petrol station. He'd forgot to unhook the hose. That is so common. Is it really? Yeah, yeah. And those cords are so stretchy. And they're made to disconnect at the top eventually. Did it not?

No. It pulled the whole petrol pump over? It pulled the whole petrol pump over. He got onto the main road. Dragging the petrol pump? Yeah. Because the other way it goes is those stretchy rubber pipes. They're meant to disconnect from the pump at the top.

But if you stretch it enough, it disconnects, and then it shoots like a rubber band, and it smashes the back window of your car. That's the other way that it goes. Wild. Yeah. Yeah. So I thought we could ask that question this afternoon.

How much damage did you cause at the petrol station? Or did someone cause to your car? We're talking wrong fuel. We're talking driving off with the pump in there. We're talking driving

directly into the pump. Which must have happened. Yeah, yeah. Or maybe like that scene out of Zoolander. And you just blew up the entire... I don't know.

Someone said, my partner saw this video this morning and he said his boat has black rubber seals over his fishing rod holders and his fuel cap. The only difference is one of them says gas and that's it. He said that it could quite easily happen to anyone. So maybe we need to go easy on this guy. Maybe it does happen a lot. That is my biggest fear.

If I've ever got a rental car or I'm driving mum's car and I've got to go and fill up at the petrol station, I triple, triple check every time that I'm putting in the right fuel. Am I putting in petrol? Am I putting in diesel? That's best practice. We've got Sarah here whose partner did not do that. Oh, no. Hi, Sarah.

Hi. Tell us what happened at the petrol station. Oh, well, back in the 90s, I was working at BP in Gizzy, and our family's pastor came in to fill up his car before he was off on a big road trip down to the South Island. Yeah. And he went in and everything. I had a bit of a chat with him at the pump and everything.

It was all good. Anyway, he went in, paid, and then he came out and he was looking a little bit freaked out before he got in his car. I, yeah, I put diesel in his petrol car, filled it all the way to the top. And he, yeah, car had to go into a mechanic to get fixed. He had to hire a car to drive down. And I got a very, very big growling from my already grouchy boss.

And he sent you to hell. Your pastor said, Jesus, practice forgiveness. I will not, Sarah. You will burn in the fires of hell for all eternity. I should, yeah. I should really have been praying every day since, but no, I just avoided church for a couple of months. You go in for confession and he's like,

I know what you did. You put petrol in my diesel. Thanks, Sarah. I appreciate it. Cool. Let's talk to someone who wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi.

We're asking what the damage is that you caused at the petrol station. What happened to you? I was on my learners and needed to get some fuel, so I pulled into BP and I crashed into the Bowsers. You drove into the petrol farm? At speed? Yep. Were you going fast, Anonymous?

No, I was only doing about 20, 30 k. So, yeah, I suppose not slow, but... Still, that'll do some damage, right? Does it happen like it happens on Zoolander when you knock the pump over and it just starts like a fountain of fuel coming out of the ground? Is that how it works? No, thankfully, I didn't do anything to the petrol pump itself.

I did more damage to my car. I damaged the whole front end of my car. Do you have to pay for it? Like, do the petrol stations send you a bill for repairing their pumps? No, because I only put a scratch on their pumps. Oh, okay. So it was more your ego that was damaged then? Pretty much, yeah.

Especially when my parents found out about it. Send them a bill for the petrol pump that jumped out in front of your car. I reckon none of us. That's true. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here with all the goss on the Grammys, but first you're also up on ZM Online at the moment

with an exclusive interview with Josh Flagg from Million Dollar Listing. Dean? I do. I love it. The new season starts on Bravo tonight at 7.30pm. I sat down with Josh Flagg from Million Dollar Listing, Dane. I do. I love it. The new season starts on Bravo tonight at 7.30 p.m. I sat down with Josh Flagg. So he is kind of like LA royalty, and he's like one of the most successful real estate agents in all of Hollywood.

He sells those like $100 million houses. We sat down and talked all things new season. This is the most dramatic and I would say uncomfortable season because there's so much drama and so much goes down. The three of them turn on each other. It's really great. And of course, my exposition is you get all the goss. So check it out on ZM right now.

Yeah, and you can catch it on Bravo, 7.30pm from Fib7. That's today. Let's talk Grammys, Dean, and all the goss that went down yesterday. What an amazing awards ceremony it was. Oh my goodness. It was such a good award show because, you know, sometimes these award shows are a bit boring and they're a little bit done. Not the Grammy.

This one was phenomenal. Beyonce won her 32nd Grammy, making her the most celebrated Grammy artist in history. She gave a phenomenal speech. She won a lot of, obviously, three Grammys last night. The big one actually went to Harry Styles. He won Album of the Year. He was very, very shocked, probably shocked to beat Beyonce. I don't think anyone's shocked when they ever beat Beyonce.

Adele won Best Pop Vocal. And, of course, Lizzo won Record of the Year for It's About Damn Time. Let's be honest, that song was on repeat. It was everywhere. We've got a little bit of her incredible and unforgettable speech. Check this out. When we lost Prince, I decided to dedicate my life to making positive music. And I was like, I don't care if my positivity bother you. What's wrong with you?

And this was at a time when positive music and feel good music wasn't mainstream at that point. And I felt very misunderstood. I felt on the outside looking in. But I stayed true to myself because I wanted to make the world a better place. So I had to be that change to make the world a better place. I'd like to believe that not only can people do good, but we just are good. And anybody at home who feels misunderstood or on the outside looking in like I did, just stay true to yourself because I promise you, you will attract people in your life who believe in you and support you. I love her so much.

She's amazing. And her whole message. She is just the best. And she's the best person to speak in a situation like that. It was just awesome, right, Dean? It really was. It was so great. You know, it was so gorgeous and humble.

She actually congratulated Beyonce during her speech. She talked about when she was in grade five, she skipped school to go and see Beyonce perform. Interestingly, a couple of years ago, Adele, when she won Album of the Year, also dedicated the win to Beyonce. She actually said, Beyonce, she said, I'm very grateful for this award, but Beyonce, you had the Album of the Year, also dedicated the win to Beyonce. She actually said, Beyonce, she said, I'm very grateful for this award, but Beyonce, you had the Album of the Year,

which she was referring to Lemonade. Beyonce, it was her night, it is her year, it is her decade, and I think the tickets go on sale for her international tour, like today or tomorrow or something. Just look for Ticket Tag when it breaks down. That's when you'll know it's on. Put your internal organs on Trade Me Now and get ready for the Renaissance Tour.

That is the latest with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy. Please welcome to the show, it's been a long time, ZDM alum Megan Pappas. Hi Megan. Hello. Hi Megan. Hi you guys. I'm Maddie. How are you babe? So good.

How are you? I'm a little bit puffed because I was just dancing to that song my son's doing and I'm still under it. Hey, how's your new girl? How's Aya? She's good. She has had reflux, but lots of people helped me on the gram and she's getting better now. Yeah, that's good for that stuff.

Hey, we haven't brought you on to congratulate you on your new daughter. We brought you on to berate you about your Christmas tree habits. Ridicule me. Yeah, a little bit. And I know it's February and Christmas tree chat is meant to be finished by now. And it is. But then I saw on your Instagram story that your Christmas tree was still up last week. I feel

like this is something Maddie would do. Are you not like Christmas obsessed, Maddie? I love Christmas and I would absolutely put my Christmas tree up early. Yeah. But I do like to get it, weirdly do like to get it down pretty quickly after the new year. The thing is, our tree is like, because we're Christmas obsessed, it's such an undertaking to put it up that I'm like.

Yeah, but it's over. It's over. I also can't let go of Christmas. No, I know. That's what I'm saying to you. You need to. Just move on. So we always put it up on the 1st of November as well.

So eventually it's been up for like, what is that? Three months. Three months. Okay, you are speaking my language in that regard. But that is a very long time to leave it up. Yeah. I mean, you had a baby and you've been quite busy, but I've known you for a long time

and you're a very like particular person. Like you, I feel like that would irk you having a thing out of place that's not meant to be there. Ordinarily, yes, but I make exceptions for Christmas things. Right. So you're trying to eke out the joy of Christmas into February. Yeah. And the Christmas lights at night, you know,

it's just they're twinkling in the corner. It's beautiful. In fairness to you, Megan, this has always been my argument when I talk to people about putting the tree up early, because I say Christmas brings me so much joy, why wouldn't you want to make it last longer? Exactly.

Is that just what you're trying to do? Yes. Everything about Christmas, you know, the special fuzzy feeling it gives you, sitting watching Maddie on Treasure Island while the Christmas lights are twinkling in the corner. I reckon this is PR spin. I reckon you just didn't bloody get around to it

and you're trying to make it into this thing where you're like, Christmas people love keeping the tree up. You just couldn't be bothered. You're just too busy and you couldn't be bothered to take the tree down. Just be honest. No. Do you know what? Maddie, I'll share this page with you, but I'm like, I'm this

New Zealanders who are obsessed with Christmas Facebook page. Oh my God, amazing. Like, so it's a Facebook group for people. And you know, there are people on there who leave the Christmas tree up all year round. I will say... I'm not even shitting you. I will say the PR's worked

because I'm kind of... You want to put your tree back up? I want to put my tree back up. I know. I've taken it down now and I'm like, oh. It is sad. I know that hollow feeling of putting the tree down because you're admitting that it's over.

I do get that. But figuring... Is it down now? It's now February 7th. Is the tree down? you're admitting that it's over. I do get that. But figuring. Is it down now? It's now February 7th. Is the tree down? It is down. It is down. Do you hear the pain

in my voice? Yeah, I can. She didn't take that on purpose. It got wiped out by the floods. Thanks, Megan. We appreciate it. Aw, thanks for having me on. Hey, Megan.

Megan. Yeah, yeah. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Bree and Clint. Maddie, do you Megan. Yeah, yeah. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Matty, do you wear pyjamas to bed? No. You wear undies to bed?

No. Are you a full nude sleeper? Oh, natural. Yeah, right. We were having this chat last week about whether you wash your pyjamas

after every use or not. But irrelevant to you. Do you? Nah. I'll go three. I don't wear pyjamas but like the t-shirt that I sleep in will get three wears. Right. And then it needs to go on the

wash. You though, you don't have that problem. I guess I do technically wash my pyjamas every day. Your body? Just my body. Do you, I'll get very personal, do you wash your sheets more often because you're a nerd sleeper? I don't know. How often's... Now I'm nervous. Okay, how often do you wash your sheets more often because you're a nude sleeper? I don't know. How often's...

Now I'm nervous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I'm nervous. Okay, how often do you wash your sheets? And this is a safe place, by the way. We found out last week that Ella never washes her pyjamas. Hey, I do now. Yeah.

Oh, only because we bullied you. Yes, that's fair. Yeah. I'd say usually once a week. Oh yeah, you're fine. I feel like you're fine. Yeah. Is Brian a nude sleeper?

Yeah. You're both nude sleepers? Yeah. I feel like you have to both be nude sleepers, eh? Otherwise it's awkward. Well, it's just kind of weird if one person's... If one of you is just climbing in naked and one of you is just climbing in... Just doing a Winnie the Pooh like you are.

Yeah, a Donald Duck. No, I've got undies on. Oh, right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, a Donald Duck. No, I've got undies on. Oh, right. Yeah, okay. Anyway, this is not about me. There's a list of clothes that you need to wash after every use that's been released. We're at a point in history where I feel like

we're having to relearn really basic things. Remember how the government took out a campaign three years ago to teach us how to wash our hands? Like, we're being told the most basic information, but everyone's like oh, I'll check this. I'll check this article to see if I... Yeah, but then you check it and you realise you've been doing it wrong the

entire time. This is what this there's a thing in here where I'm like, I'm not doing that. Do I need to be doing that? So let's take a look at this list. Okay. Of the items of clothing you can re-wear versus the ones you have to wash every time. You should wash every time you wear them underwear. Sure.

Tell me if you disagree with any of these. Okay. Socks. Yep. Tights and leggings. Yep. And active wear. Yep, that makes sense.

Okay, good. Some people don't wash their gym gear after every wear. Some people hang it up to dry. Oh, yuck. Yeah. Or they put it in the dryer. Yeah, but the sweat kind of goes funny, like salty almost, you know?

And stinky. Yeah. Well, that too. We're on the same page. Just if you're not, by the way, the advice from the experts is if you don't, bacteria overgrowth can lead to infections, fungus, and other skin issues and staphylococcus. Plus you just stink, bro.

Just give it a wash. The items of clothing that you don't have to wash every time, basically everything else. Pyjamas, they said you don't have to wash every time. There you go, Ella. Jackets, jeans, that sort of stuff. The bit in this list that got me, though, said you should be washing your shoes or at least the insoles of your shoes

in the washing machine at least once a month. Wow. I have never washed a pair of shoes in my life, ever. I've never washed the insoles. I've never washed anything to do with the shoes. Okay, I have, but only ever if they get really dirty.

Like if I've got... In the washing machine. Yeah, in the washing machine. You put shoes in the washing machine. Yeah, like my running shoes. Like these, I've got these Allbirds which are really lightweight.

So I just chuck them in the washing machine sometimes. But it's mostly just to clean off the dirt. Really? Yeah. So have you had a pair of like, I don't know, like these, like these Adidas shoes?

No, I wouldn't put those in. So it has to be down to the shoe. Yeah. This is why we need this information because nobody knows. But then people are going to go and put their shoes in the washing machine and wreck their shoes. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. And also, it's so annoying.

Yeah. Because you're sitting in the, we've in the – we live in an apartment, so our washing machine's right by our lounge. So if we're putting shoes on and then we're trying to watch TV, there's going to be a cacophony of shoes going around the drum. Well, there you go. There's some basic life information. I don't know if it's helpful for you or not, but take what you want from that.

Bree and Clint. Ooh, we've opened a juicy can of worms. Maddie went to a wedding with 26 brides and groomsmen. 13 on either side of the aisle. Yeah. They obviously asked everybody, and everybody said yes. We've asked, did you say no to being a member of the bridal party? I didn't think anybody would have said no.

I just thought, oh, what an honour. Yes, of course I will. Turns out I'm wrong. I started to think of all the different reasons that possibly could prevent someone from being in the bridal party. And there were a few that I could think of. Yeah.

Someone said, my wife said no to being maid of honour because she barely knew the bride. And she said the bride would regret it, having her as the maid of honour. But she still went to the wedding. Wow. Fascinating. Someone else,

these people have caught up, let's talk to Shea. Kia ora Shea, did you say no to being a member of the bridal party? My brother-in-law. Your brother-in-law said no. Why? Why did he say no?

Because he didn't approve of the marriage. Wow. So his best mate, I assume, asked him to be a groomsman or best man? Yep. And he didn't like the woman that he was marrying so much that he said no? Correct. And was he honest with his best friend about why he was saying no? Yes, he was. And how did that go down? Well, he still went to the wedding. Wow. Are they still friends? Yes.

And more importantly, are they still married? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. So he was right. Yeah, it turns out he might have been. Right. Fascinating. You wouldn't want to say I told you so, but you'd be tempted to.

No, you would. You would. You wouldn't need to, would you? No, that's true. It says itself. Another one. I said no to being a bridesmaid as I didn't like the groom. Me and my friend no longer talk.

Wow. Yeah. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Have you said no to being a member of the bridal party before? Yes. Why?

Because the bride was marrying my ex. Oh, marrying your ex. The bride was marrying your ex and she asked you to be a bridesmaid. Yes. That's rich from her. That is like, that's kind of like. Was that a. Passion.

Yeah, that's a good one. Was that a, I'm going to rub her face in a little bit? Was there a little bit of that? Yeah, well, like, she was asking me to be her bridesmaid. I was like, how could you ask me to be your bridesmaid when you're marrying my ex? Did she steal them off you? Yeah.

This person has got a screw loose. Wild. Wild. But guess what? She is my cousin. Yeah, we're done. Anonymous. Anonymous.

Sadly. Anonymous. Not that it's particularly relevant, but what part of the country are you calling us from? From Hamilton. Cool. Enough said. Thanks. Thanks for the call, we appreciate it. Anonymous,

have a great... That was mean! That was mean. That was Maddie that asked her that question. This is where we take your birthday and we figure out what the number one song in the charts was the day you turned 16 years old. It's a throwback. It'll remind you of your youth, you know. It'll remind you exactly how cool or tragic you were at the age of 16.

Take you back to those house parties in the garage, drinking Bacardi Breezes or whatever you were doing. We were different people when we were 16. Completely. Maddie and I have been confronted at work today by this picture that keeps getting rehashed of us when we were 18. Broadcasting school. It's not fit for human consumption. No, it's terrible. It makes me physically ill.

But it's on my Instagram if you want to see it anyway. Let's kick it off with Bec. Kia ora, Bec. Hi, how are you? Good, Bec. Kia ora, Bec. Hi, how are you? Good, Bec. How are you? Yeah, very well, thank you. Just taking my oldest to cricket training.

Lovely. Good stuff. Okay, Bec, hit us with your birthday. Let's do your birthday banger. 30th of the 9th, 1975. Nice. Bec, you were 16 on the 30th of September, 1991, and this was the number one song.

Everything I do, I do for you. Brian Adams in Everything I Do. That's a little bit mellow. Isn't it? It does break out when the drums kick in. A power ballad, if ever there was one, Bec. I feel like this would have been a big first wedding dance in the 90s, do you reckon? Yeah, and school formal.

Oh, yeah, yeah, would have been. Absolutely. Yeah, definitely. Okay, that's your birthday banger, Bec. Wait there. Let's do one for Janine. Hi, Janine. Hi.

How are you going? How was your long weekend? Oh, it was really good. Really sunny. Oh, well, lucky you. Yeah, good for you. It's just started to rain now a few. Fuck.

All right. Well, good. Good. Well, let's find out what your birthday banger is, Janine. When's your birthday? 10th of August, 91. All right, Janine, you were 16 on the 10th of August, 2007, and this was Topping the Charts.

Timberlands. I love it. You're Kerry Hilton, the way I am. Love it. Yeah, it's good, right? Yeah. This is the sound of 2007, eh? Yeah.

Baby girl. I think he made every song from 2007 until 2009. I think it was all Timbaland. You got a banger, Janine. You like it? I do love it. Okay, cool. Wait there for us.

We'll do one more birthday banger for Rebecca. Kia ora, Rebecca. Hi. How are you going? How was your long weekend? Yeah, it was good. Went down to Owakuni. Nice.

Nice. Should we find out what your birthday banger is, Rebecca? Yes. All right, when's your birthday banger is, Rebecca? Yes. All right, when's your birthday? 25th of the 4th, 1992. Okay, Rebecca, you were 16 on the 25th of April, 2008, and this was the number one song. Banger.

Banger! Love me a bit of Mariah. Mariah Carey in Touch My Body Is this better than her Christmas song Rebecca? 100% 100% Okay wait there we go Tough decision Brian Adams

Kerry Hilson in Timberland or Mariah Carey I'm voting for the Timberland track Yeah I'm gonna do the same That's what it is for me It's got the vibe Which means Janine you just won birthday banger Congratulations voting for the Timberland track. Yeah, I'm going to do the same. That's what it is for me. It's got the vibe. Which means, Janine, you just won birthday banger.

Congratulations. Oh my God, thank you. No worries. Your prize is the song. We're going to play the song for you. Enjoy. Yeah, play it. It's on the house. Brianne Clint with Maddie ZM.

You got to meet a few of my family members at my wedding. Yes. And one of the people I know who you really hit it off with was... Your hot brother, Rob. Well, him. Man, everyone hit it off with Rob. Jeez. Like, him. Man, everyone hit it off with Rob. Jeez. That might, like, wow. Like, there was a new nickname for him floating around at the wedding.

Did it cross, did it get to you? No, what was it? Your hot brother Rob lives in Sydney, very tanned, good-looking man. Throb. I never got, that never made its way to me. And thank God it never made its way to him, I hope. Because he does not need the ego boost. I met your whole family.

Is that your family member that you're referring to? No, I was referring to my sister. Oh, Michaela. Yes. Yeah. She's great. She's awesome. I said to her, because you guys came over to our place a couple of days before the wedding.

I said, do you have any special duties? Do you have any roles that you need to do at the wedding? She goes, yeah, my job is hype man. And wasn't she just? And wasn't she a great hype man? Yeah. She brought the heat on the dance floor and the lead up, everything. She played her role very well. Exactly. Well, Michaela

came solo to our wedding, but something has changed in the weeks since our wedding a few weeks ago. Okay. Michaela has debuted a new man. Your baby sister has a boyfriend. My baby sister has a boyfriend.

Okay. Have you met him yet? Not yet. Because you and me have the same age gap between our little sisters. Ten years, right? Ten years, which is a long time. She's ten years younger than me, as is yours. Yes. So you feel this weird sense of time. Yeah. So she's 10 years younger than me. Yeah. As is yours. Yes. So you feel this weird sense of protection.

Yeah. Not that you want to be overbearing, but you know, I grew up as almost- You want the best for your little sister. Totally. And I also, I almost grew up as like a third parent to her really.

Yeah. Because I was just around and it's such a formative time. Yeah. We've actually got her on the phone. We've managed to get hold of her. We'll bring her on. Hello, Maddie's sister, Michaela, a.k.a. the hype woman.

I am the hype woman. Hello, hello. How are you? Congratulations on getting a boyfriend. Oh, God. Here we go. This is what happens when your brother's in radio. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. It all goes out there. Although that's not, we're not, we're not. I mean, yes your brother's in radio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It all goes out there. Although that's not, we're not, we're not, I mean, yes, congratulations is in order. And I'm very interested and excited to meet this young man. Right. You haven't met him yet? I haven't met him yet because Michaela lives in Sydney.

Oh, right. Okay. Yeah. We're yet to do a meet. So he won't hear this Michaela, by the way. Don't worry about it. It's all good. No, that's fine. It's all fine. You got nothing to be embarrassed meet. So he won't hear this, Michaela, by the way. Don't worry about it. It's all good. No, that's fine.

It's all good. You've got nothing to be embarrassed about. No, nothing to be embarrassed about. But if you think I'm embarrassing, there's a member of our family who's even more embarrassing, Michaela. Steve McLean, exactly. Our lovely father. Tell Clint about what Dad did.

Oh, so it was around Christmas time, and I'd only been sort of seeing this guy pretty early stages, I'd say. And I'd kind of, well, I think Matt, you may have mentioned that I was talking to someone at a family dinner or something. And the next day I get a message from this guy that I'm seeing saying, is this your dad, Lo?

And it was a screenshot of my father stalking him on LinkedIn. Because obviously that comes up when you're on LinkedIn. It says, Steve McLean has viewed your profile. On LinkedIn, you can see everybody who visits your profile. Just mortifying. And I just cringed and cringed so much. Your dad LinkedIn stalked

your new boyfriend. Yes. That is the most boomer thing I have ever heard in my life. To be honest, I think it's a bit

of a power move by him, to be honest. Because I think he knew that he would see that he would stalk him. Yeah. So it was dad going,

I see you, mate. I'm here. I know your background. I know what you did for your high school job in 2012. On LinkedIn, though, you're more sharing professional credentials. You're not necessarily putting your best foot forward as a prospective partner or son-in-law. Although maybe you are.

Maybe you are. Because going, oh, he's got a decent job. Was your dad impressed by your new boyfriend's LinkedIn page? To be fair, he said he's got a great profile. So I didn't want that. And for the days afterwards, was

rattling off. He was like, yes. Worked at such and such between 2016 and 2018. You better watch out, Michaela. He's your boyfriend, but I think your dad might hire him. I think he might be his employee first and foremost. Well, I didn't scare him off, so that's all right. Did you give dad a bit of a stern talking to after that and say,

dad, you do not stalk my professional partners? I did. I told him how embarrassing it was, but he just didn't care. He thought it was quite funny. for that and say, Dad, you do not stalk my professional partners. I did. I told him how embarrassing it was, but he just didn't care. He thought it was quite funny. Dads don't care. It's not dads that get embarrassed. It's no shame.

No shame. Okay. Well, congratulations again. Maybe get him to update his privacy. I don't know. I don't know how this works. I don't know what we do with this. We're going to ask the question, though, on 0800DIALSATM.

How did your parents embarrass you in front of your new partner? Yeah. Because this is a tale as old as time. Totally. Like, did they come around to the house for the first time and Dad was nude sunbathing? Someone's just messaged in and said, boomer parents are always looking for EP, earning potential. Brian Clint.

Boy, do you have some stories to tell. This is after my sister, who's recently introduced the family virtually to her new boyfriend because they live overseas. And then all of a sudden, my sister got a screenshot from this man saying, is this your dad? And it was my dad had stalked him on LinkedIn. And when you stalk someone on LinkedIn, it shows who's been looking at your profile. That's a really good bit of information to share because I don't know that everybody knows that.

Like if you don't use LinkedIn, and then I Google you, I put your name in and it comes up with a LinkedIn link, just be aware that if you click on that, they will know that you have looked at their profile. Exactly. A little PSA for you have looked at their profile. Exactly. A little PSA for you this afternoon. These texts are exceptional.

How did your parents embarrass you in front of the new partner? Someone said, my parents are nudists. The first time I bought her home for dinner, they greeted her in their birthday suits. It was a very uncomfortable dinner. God, I hope they put some clothes on to eat. Someone said, early on, my dad was telling a story and kept saying, remember the time

and my partner was looking clueless and my dad kept saying, remember, this thing happened. You were there. And then they realised that it was actually about her ex-boyfriend. Poor old dad. Especially if you've had a few boyfriends. How's he supposed to keep up?

Exactly. He's like, you're all called Mike, right? Another tall white guy. How am I meant to keep track? Just tell me which one you're going to marry. I've learned that one's name. This text is exceptional. My dad went to the same high school, Shirley Boys High, as my then boyfriend.

My boyfriend came to dinner and my dad rocked up in his old school uniform, including the blazer. Needless to say, I never saw that guy again. Oh, Dad! That is brilliant. In a full school uniform. How humiliating. I took my boyfriend to meet my parents for the first time, dinner at their place, and my mum said,

it's really nice to meet you, but I don't think we'll be seeing you again. She wasn't wrong, but that's not the point, mum. Come on, mum. Come on, mum. And one more of these stories. We've asked you, how did your parents embarrass you in front of your brand new partner?

Someone said, my mum stalked my new boyfriend in the store that she knew that he was working in. She bought something while he was behind the counter so she could talk to him. She used her loyalty card and forgot that her name would show up from using it.

And I got a text from him on his lunch break asking if my mum had been in the store. Bummer. Come on, mum. Sort it out. Don't swipe your loyalty card. Surely that's one time you can get away with

not using your Columbus loyalty card. Honestly, just stay incognito, mum. Just this one. That's who Harry Styles beat last night at the Grammys Harry Styles took out album of the year The Biggie at the Grammys Beating lots of people, not just Beyonce He beat Kendrick

Yes He beat Adele Yes And Lizzo And Lizzo I think it's partly the fact that now Beyonce has lost out four different times for Album of the Year. In the same breath, she also last night became the most awarded artist in Grammy history. Totally.

So she has won a lot of Grammys. Absolutely. But Album of the Year is the big one and she has never won, which does seem crazy. Beating Beyonce is a poison chalice because the Beehive are so strong. And she's so great. I'm not taking anything away from Beyonce here. But, you know, like...

Oh, the fans are brutal. The fans are fierce. And she is so good that people will put your work next to hers and go, you know Beyonce. Harry Styles. Either way, you know Beyonce, Harry Styles. Either way, Harry doesn't pick the winners. No. So people were yelling out from the crowd when he was going up to accept his award

and going, Beyonce should have won. It's very Kanye 2009. Yeah, totally. Have we learned nothing, people? I'm going to let you finish. I'm going to let you finish, Harry. Imagine if Kanye, that's where he just pops up again. Amazing. Have we learned nothing, people? I'm going to let you finish. I'm going to let you finish, Harry. Imagine if Kanye, that's where he just pops up again.

Amazing. The good thing is they wouldn't let him on stage now. There's a part of Harry's acceptance speech that people are taking umbrage with. I don't want to say offence. I think that word's used a bit too much, but there's a bit where people are like... They've got an issue with it. They've got an issue with it.

I'm going to play you the bit and then we're going to have a talk about it. This is really, really kind. I'm so, so grateful. This doesn't happen to people like me very often, and this is so, so nice. Thank you very, very much. First of all, oh, my God.

He's just the loveliest guy. He is so sweet. Such a sweetheart. You could tell that he was humbled by the experience, but when I saw it, and he goes, this doesn't happen to people like me very often, I went, what do you mean? I feel like this happens at least once a year

to very attractive, very talented people. This is literally a ceremony set up for people like you. Yeah, exactly. But then other people are, some people are taking it further and they're like, you're a white guy. This always happens to people like you. So I thought we could talk to Harry Styles' super fan

and actually we've got two directioners out in the booth. Claudia and Ella are producers. What did he mean by it doesn't happen to people like him very often? I kind of read it like he meant not people like him, but him in particular. I don't know. No, I think, yeah, like what you said,

but he grew up in a bakery, single mom. I think he was just saying like childhood doesn't happen to people like me. Working class roots. And in fairness, it might not mean much to like an American audience, but the idea of class in the UK is massive. And he comes, yes, he's a super mega wealthy absolute global superstar now. Superstar, yeah. But he did come from a working class background.

And so I guess in a way he is right. Not often do you see someone from very humble, working class beginnings, especially in the UK, where class is crazy and means so much. Do you see them climb the ranks enough to go and win Album of the Year at the Grammys? Do you think he meant people off X Factor? Well, this doesn't happen to performers off X Factor. He's like, this didn't happen for

Sher Lloyd. This didn't happen for Astro. Did Leona Lewis win a Grammy? Surely not. My partner and I were talking, we're wondering also ex-boy band members. There's Justin Timberlake but is there anyone else who's won like a Grammy? There's been nominations but has there been winners? Nick Lachey

has not won an album of the year at the Grammys has he? Whatever it meant, I feel like we're going a bit far if we're now coming for Harry Styles. Absolutely. Like, cancel culture is a whole thing. Harry is doing the most. Did you see him at the Grammys?

Yes. Yeah. Anyway, there it is. Make up your own mind. But I think Harry Styles, after this, are we all in consensus Harry will remain on the ZM playlist I think yeah

he'll survive that's the end of the show we're out of here Maddie's um going all bad boy on Treasure Island fans first phase tonight

watch out I can't wait to see it I'm coming for you I'm hoping that you like find like a leather jacket on the beach and some knuckle dusters and you just like

you know turn it on oh yeah you wait just you wait you go all sandy at the end of Greece I do

tell me about it stud cigarette really tight leather pants yeah exactly yeah it's a look

I'm ready 7.30 Fan vs Babes Treasure Island tonight And you can win that Thousand dollars With the keyword So

Tune in Tune in Have a great night everybody We'll catch you guys back tomorrow Podcast out very shortly Matty's gonna leave you With this Motivational quote

That he has been Saying Recently Don't Don't Oh god with this motivational quote that he has been saying recently. Don't. Oh, God. I've crumbled. We're live, man.

Don't mess with me. Don't mess with anyone. Be yourself. Mess with the Zohan. That's so motivational, man. Thank you so much. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. that's so motivational man thank you so much bye guys I am going to

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