ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th February 2024

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint for a very short week, for a three day week. Three day week, after not a long weekend, but for some people a long, long weekend like us. Some people a long, long weekend, some people a regular weekend, bit of work. Day off, bit more work. God, it makes that three day work, week work, work week hectic though.
Starting point is 00:00:32 Like today is just... You've got to get more done. Oh my God, there's just people running around like their pants are on fire today. We're going to be on the air till 10 o'clock tonight if you want to stick around and listen to the whole show to make up for... We've got to get through, yeah. You know, because we've got to do show to make up for, you know, because we've got to do longer to make up
Starting point is 00:00:48 for the other days. We've got to knuckle down. Yeah, just get in there just, how many hours is that? That's seven. Same old crap for us really. Same old crap. Shout out to all the parents whose kids went back to school today and who are on the way to pick them up.
Starting point is 00:01:04 How was your first day of freedom again? I was talking to one of my friends earlier today, and she goes, it's been two months of hell. She goes, this is my actual Christmas today. I don't know why this one feels longer. It happens every year, but this one feels longer. Two months. Off you go.
Starting point is 00:01:23 Back to school. Congratulations to all the parents. You did it. You did it. Off you go. Back to school. Go on. Congratulations to all the parents. You did it. You did it. You made it. You got there. Yeah. You got there.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Let's get into it, shall we? Let's have a round of Tradiverse Lady to start the week where the ladies are ever so slightly in front by one, if the scoreboard is correct. I think it is correct, but let's see what happens today. 0800 dial ZM. $50 on the table table thanks to KFC. If you want to play, give us a call. 0800 dial ZM. Let's play tradie versus lady.
Starting point is 00:01:54 It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Straight back into it for a short week. The tradies versus the ladies. The ladies out in front by only one point. They're on eight. The tradies on seven. Our lady's in the Garden City.
Starting point is 00:02:11 She is 18 years old and she has broken her arm 12 times. Welcome to the show, Jade. Jade. Hi. Would you say you're a clumsy person? I would say so, yeah. I would say that too. How? How have you done it clumsy person? I would say so, yeah. I would say that too. How? How have you done it 12 times?
Starting point is 00:02:29 Just monkey bars, gymnastics and falling down stairs. Oh my god. You don't have like a brittle bone condition? You just favour that arm and you love falling on it? Yeah, I actually do. I'm getting two wrist surgeries this year for that reason.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Oh my God. Okay. One more question for her. Is it the same arm you've broken 12 times or both arms, different times? No, it's the both left and right arm. Okay. I don't know what's worse. You're taking on our tradie today. They're from Hamilton.
Starting point is 00:02:58 They're 38 years old and they are a concreter. Welcome to the show, Marcus. G'day, Marcus. How are you doing, mate? Yeah, good. Just finished work. Oh, nice one. I bet it's hot work at the moment being a concreter.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Oh, it's very hot work. Jeez, it's your product that's broken Jade's arm 12 times. She keeps falling on the stuff that you're laying. I know, man. We should just have an arm wrestle. I think you'd win. Jade, your buzzer is lady. Jade, your buzzer is lady. Marcus, your buzzer is tradie.
Starting point is 00:03:28 First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What is the colloquial term for a rotating tray that is often placed in the middle of a table to aid in the distribution of food? Lady. Yes, Jade. Lazy Susan.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Yeah. It is a lazy Susan. Don't know why Susan copped the lazy term there, but that's what it's called. One to the ladies, question number two. The Grammys all went down a few days ago. Who won album of the year? Was it Miley Cyrus, SZA or Taylor Swift?
Starting point is 00:04:04 Katie. Marcus. I'm going, SZA or Taylor Swift? Brady. Marcus. Marcus. I'm going to have to go Taylor Swift. It was Taylor Swift. What a guess. The first person. Yeah, nice work, Marcus.
Starting point is 00:04:14 First person in history to ever win that four times. Question number three, we are one apiece. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Guess who's back. Brady. Marcus. That's got to be Eminem. who sings this song. Tradie. Marcus. That's got to be Eminem.
Starting point is 00:04:29 It is Eminem. Of course, it is the iconic Eminem. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one, Jade, to stay in it. Question number four. If I was eating sashimi, what would I be eating? Tradie. Marcus for the win.
Starting point is 00:04:43 That's got to be sushi. No, I'm not going to accept sushi, sorry. Jade, do you want to have a... Yeah. Is it right? No. Trady. Yeah. Raw fish or raw meat?
Starting point is 00:04:56 Yeah, raw fish or raw meat. We'll give it to him. Yeah, we'll give it to you there. Right on. Shishimi. You bluffed your way to that win, Marcus. I could hear you in the first two questions like... I didn't have a clue.
Starting point is 00:05:10 You didn't have a clue. You flunked your way in there, but you've done it. Marcus, the answer is always Taylor Swift, and you'll be fine. Yes. Nice work, mate. $50, we'll get it out to you. Woo-hoo. Go the tradies.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Go the tradies. It's all thanks to our mates at KFC. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint, Luke Combs, Fast Car. Have you seen the Tracy Chapman, Luke Combs, Grammys performance? Saw it. Is it good? Amazing.
Starting point is 00:05:34 I can't see it anywhere. Nobody in New Zealand, nobody in New Zealand showed the Grammys. Really? It wasn't on TVNZ. It wasn't on Sky. It wasn't on any of the apps. It didn't get shown in New Zealand. Yeah, I watched it on some dodgy website.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Yeah, every day they're driving us closer and closer to those dodgy websites, eh? Well, I just was like, I looked first and I was like, can't find it on TV. That's how it works. Yeah. That's how it works. I wanted to bring up this video that I saw online
Starting point is 00:06:05 which was talking about something that identifies people as old these days. Oh, okay, yeah. First, you know, the beacon for oldness was skinny jeans. Yeah, that was a real shock for us about three years ago. Yeah, that was quite a hard blow to take. I'm proud of us for both transitioning out of skinny jeans though. We did our best. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:30 I still wear the skinny flare. So it's like in between. Like I said, we're transitioning. Yeah, the side part was next to go. What else was on the list? You won't give that one up, will you? I'm never going to give it up. My hair's too thin.
Starting point is 00:06:45 I have to wear it this way. Got polycystic ovaries. Don't come for me. We see too much of her scalp otherwise. Don't at me, Gen Zs. What's the new one? The new one, actually, I'm not going to tell you. I'm going to let this millennial from the States,
Starting point is 00:07:03 her name's Liz.June on TikTok and she said this is the new thing to identify you as old. Millennials, apparently there's a new way that we can age ourselves and it's by having a wallet. Apparently Gen Z uses their phone as their wallet so they have all their pay in their wallet, they have their
Starting point is 00:07:19 ID in their wallet. How do you have your ID in your wallet? Is this a thing? Did I miss the memo? Yeah, I think I missed that memo too. The ID is in the wallet. How do you have your ID in your wallet? Is this a thing? Did I miss the memo? Yeah, I think I missed that memo too. The ID is in the wallet. Can you go to a bar and the bounce is like... I don't think a bar would accept an ID on your phone. It's been so
Starting point is 00:07:35 long since I've been ID'd, I wouldn't know. I'm pretty sure you can't just whip out a photo. I can't leave the house without my wallet. Yeah, wallet phone keys. Exactly right. Wallet't leave the house without my wallet. Yeah, wallet, phone, keys. Exactly right. Wallet, phone, keys. Wallet, phone, keys.
Starting point is 00:07:48 The way to go. That's how you check yourself. I've got so much stuff in here. I've got credit cards. Mate, don't even. Transport cards. Don't even try and say how much stuff you've got in your wallet. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:08:00 So I have a normal wallet, like a leather wallet. Hey, hey, hey. Is that a normal wallet or is mine a normal wallet? Bree has what was meant to be a passport holder. You know when you travel through an airport and you get that big zip pouch thing? She's running that as a wallet. But it had so much stuff in it that it had swelled to like three times the size.
Starting point is 00:08:18 I reckon it weighs about two kilos. I'm not even exaggerating. I know that a lot of girls don't keep their wallet in their pocket, but even a man in the biggest pair of pants couldn't keep that in their pocket. Nah. Also, we don't keep our wallet in our pants because they don't make our pockets big enough.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Why? Why are they gatekeeping the bigger pockets? Like, us ladies, guess what? We would love bigger pockets. They put, like, a pocket on. No, because we know what? We would love bigger pockets. They put like a pocket on. No, because we know what you'll do with it. What? You'll just get bigger wallets.
Starting point is 00:08:51 So? Why do you guys get the big bloody pockets? We want big pockets. You can barely fit a bank card in our pocket. Can we just check with our producers? Claudia, have you got a wallet? No, I'm not rocking a wallet. You've got no wallet? No, I don't have anything. Where do you keep all your stuff? My pockets. My back pocket. Can we just check with our producers? Claudia, have you got a wallet? I'm not rocking a wallet. You've got no wallet. No, I don't have anything.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Where do you keep all your stuff? In my pockets. My back pocket. What pockets? Are you getting the men pants, are you? No, I have lady pants but in my back pocket
Starting point is 00:09:14 I just keep my couple of cards. Couple of cards. That's risky. Where do you put your receipts? I don't get receipts. Who needs receipts? What about your ID? It's in the back pocket.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Where do you keep your cash? Who has cash? What if you, like, and you put your tampon, what if you need a tampon? Front pocket. Right. That's so risky. There's front pocket code for, oh, don't worry.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Clint. Gross. Why do you make it weird? Do you put stuff in your bra if you're not rocking a wallet? No. No, that's how you really age yourself, isn't it? Isn't that what grandmas do? If you need to sneak anything, then but otherwise.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Oh, girls going out these days still put stuff in their bra. For sure. If you don't have any pockets, then yeah. What about you, Ella, resident Gen Z? Do you have a wallet? Yeah, like this tiny little green pouch thing. Yeah, she's got a little. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:10:03 That's a wallet. We already know she's the exception to the Gen Z rule though. I would love, I'd love about her one. She's a boomer in a Gen Z body. Yeah, she's a boomer in a Gen Z body. Yeah, thank you. Let's ask people on how $800 it is right now. You're a boozer.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Do you not have a wallet? And where do you put all your stuff? Yeah. How do you exist without a wallet? I don't know about this whole phone thing, eh? I don't know. When someone whips out their phone to tap paywave, I'm always like, risky. I don't want my wallet to go flat.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Yeah. What do you do? Oh, $800. It seems like a simple question, but we've got lots of follow-up questions for you. We just want to know this afternoon, are you a person who exists in the world without a wallet? Do you not take a wallet with you? Brian Clint. Apparently, the new thing to identify us older people
Starting point is 00:10:53 is if you carry a wallet around. Yeah. Means you're old. When's it going to stop? I feel like they're just picking us apart item by item. Next, they'll go undies. Okay, Boomer. Undies were so millennial.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Socks, inside those shoes. I know, millennials did the whole sockless shoe. Yeah, because there was no ankle socks available when we grew up. Yeah, that's our line of sticking to it. But there's apparently this trend going around which says
Starting point is 00:11:21 Gen Zers don't carry wallets. They just have everything on their phone. Including the ID. I get paywave. I think it's a bit risky in New Zealand because not everywhere has paywave. A lot of stores still have that piece of masking tape on top of the FPOS machine, which they've scribbled on with Vivid that says- No paywave.
Starting point is 00:11:39 No paywave! Someone said, who can afford the 4% surcharge on PayWave using a phone wallet? Yeah. Is it a 4% surcharge? It differs from place to place. But we want to know, have you not got a wallet? I think we just lost one of our callers, Claude,
Starting point is 00:11:54 but let's go to Nahuiya on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Nahuiya. G'day. Hi. Are you one of these people? You don't rock a wallet. Well, what's the point? Like, you're just another item for you to carry around.
Starting point is 00:12:07 And when you have as many kids as I do, you're like, nah, grab the phone. Yeah, but do you have an EFTPOS card? Nope. And, well, I stopped using it because I have preteens who also learn how to use it. So the beauty of the iPhone is it needs my face. Yeah, okay. That is, I mean, that is a great point. Well, it's kind of like a security
Starting point is 00:12:27 thing, you know, like, and it's just easier. And when, like, where I live, it's like complete rural. So you never really get arc fight day or anything. I was going to say, because you sound like a young mum, what if you go to the bottle store or the clubs and they want to see your ID? I haven't been clubbing in like 15 years.
Starting point is 00:12:44 She's like, don't have that problem. Yeah, we have a local pub and because I'm like a small business owner, I know everybody in my backyard. Yeah, your face is your ID, Nahuiya. Yeah. It's just like a trust system in those small towns, eh? You go up to the bar and they're like, you over 18? If you tell me you are, I'll believe you.
Starting point is 00:13:03 I am. A hundred percent. And like, I don't look under 25. Like, let's be honest. I'll believe you tell me you are I'll believe you I am 100% and like I don't look under 25 like let's be honest yeah when I go home to the small country town
Starting point is 00:13:10 I grew up in literally they go oh Stephen Dye's daughter we know how old you are come on in we were there at your birth yep I delivered you
Starting point is 00:13:19 100% and then they buy you a beer and you're like I own the pub and I was the local doctor yeah you should try it it makes your life easier They buy you a beer. You're like, I own the pub and I was the local doctor. Yeah, you should try it. It makes your life easier.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Just establish a network where everyone knows you and just rock it. Seems simple. All right. Thank you, Nahui. We appreciate it. Shannon's here on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Shannon. Hi, Shannon.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Do you not have a wallet as well, Shannon? No. No, I have a phone and it has a couple of slots and cards and otherwise that's it. I have ADHD. I can't remember the kids and the stuff that they need and a wallet and a phone. So we get rid of what we don't need and we just take
Starting point is 00:13:58 our credit card and our normal card or your E-Cost card in case. I hear you. I hear you, but Shannon, what about if you lose your phone, it means you lose your wallet at the same time and it's just a nightmare? Because normally, you know, if you lose your wallet or your phone, you have to replace one.
Starting point is 00:14:17 You go, oh, I'll buy a new phone. What am I going to use? But my phone's like permanently attached. I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm an older millennial. I will say that. In fact, I'm an older millennial. I will say that. In fact, I'm bordering on that almost Gen Z, a couple of years off that. But yeah, it's just permanently attached. I've had one since I was 17.
Starting point is 00:14:36 And so it's kind of just there. So you've got one of those phone flip wallets is what I'm hearing. Absolutely. You're right in the line. Shannon, do you ever use it like you're the police and you flip it out and you're like... You put that your badge. Police.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Oh, no. Honestly, I don't look impressive enough to be able to do that. I'm 5'3". You should try it. I'm never going to look that intimidating. You'd feel so much power, though, wouldn't you? Hey, thanks for calling, Shannon. We try it. I'm never going to look that intimidating. You'd feel so much power, though, wouldn't you? Hey, thanks for calling, Shannon. We appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:15:08 I don't think the phone wallet counts in this. I don't agree. I think if you want to be cool like these Gen Zs are saying, you have to have no wallet. Everything inside your phone. No cards. Like on Zoolander when they're like, inside the computer. Like Apple Pay.
Starting point is 00:15:23 It is in there. Apple Pay or that other thing where it's like IDs or passports in your phone. How old do we sound? We're so scared of technology. I just, I've been roasted before for not having Apple Pay on my phone. People are like, how do you not have it? It's been around for at least like three years. And I'm like, it just scares me.
Starting point is 00:15:44 What if someone sees me and they're like, I'm going to like kill her and then I'll drag her somewhere, unlock the phone with her face and then use it to pay for stuff. You've got to put the setting on that says you have to have your eyes open. They can hold my eyes open. I think if they've killed you, you've got bigger fish to fry than them using your Apple Pay. You make a good point.
Starting point is 00:16:07 There's a real estate agent from Bray White Parramatta over in New South Wales. Okay. Technically, his title is Asset Manager and Sales Executive. His name's Amir Jahan. He's 25 and he is racking up the views on social media. Is he? Because he's doing things a bit differently. So Amir's whole thing is luxury cars, sales properties.
Starting point is 00:16:37 Oh, okay. And it doesn't need to be mansions. It doesn't need to be penthouses. He will hire and rent Rolls Royces, Mercedes, McLarens to shoot a video for like a three-bedroom townhouse. Really? In Parramatta. How does that compute? Take a listen. This is one of his marketing videos for a property he's selling.
Starting point is 00:17:02 It's all about a class. This three-bedroom townhouse in Powhatan is a great place for investors and personal buyers. Let's check it out. My name is Amir Jahan, and if you're interested in this property, you know where you can find my number. He's sitting in a million-dollar Rolls Royce, and then the video cuts to a townhouse, and there's nothing wrong with the townhouse.
Starting point is 00:17:26 No, no. But the townhouse is, I mean, it looks like it was built in the 70s or the 80s. Like it's just a real generic. Not somewhere you'd ever park a Rolls-Royce. No. Yeah. Anyway, he's getting a lot of attention,
Starting point is 00:17:40 a lot of views online. It's working. It's like selling Sunset on Netflix where they've all got the Lambos and the Maseratis except he's selling stuff in Parramatta, which is Western Sydney. Yeah. It's the burbs, right? The burbs.
Starting point is 00:17:54 It's a very normal, like non-high income part of Sydney. No, he's selling, you know. Regular houses. Regular houses, townhouses, apartments. I do know this about real estate agents though. They love a flashy car. I almost feel like it is part of the job that you have to have one. And I wonder if like a Ray White or a Barford and Thompson or whatever would hire you if you showed up in a secondhand Suzuki Swift.
Starting point is 00:18:22 I feel like their train of thought, and I could be wrong, is that if they show up in a nice flashy car, then people will be like, they're good. They've sold a lot of properties, so they're able to buy that car. They know what they're talking about. They know what they're talking about. They've been in the game long enough. Where in actual fact, a lot of them are probably leased.
Starting point is 00:18:43 Could be. Business expense. My friend, shout out to Dan, who is a real estate agent, drives a Lexus. It's a nice car. That fits the brief. Quite flashy. I feel like quite a common car that real estate agents are driving in New Zealand. The lady that sold us our house about a year and a half ago, drove a Tesla, but like a pimped out Tesla.
Starting point is 00:19:07 I've never seen a brown Tesla before. It was like luxury. It was like a big Tesla poo. No, it was like a luxury brown. Big electric poo on wheels. What sort of car did the real estate agent drive that you just bought your house off? Obviously, we're buying different houses
Starting point is 00:19:23 because my real estate agent drove a Toyota Camry. No, but that's not the point at all. This guy's selling houses in Western Sydney in a McLaren. In a Rolls Royce McLaren. So where's this agent in a Toyota Camry come from? What do you mean? No, the guy that sold me our house was in a Toyota Camry. The agent?
Starting point is 00:19:44 Yeah. Okay. So he's the only agent in the country that doesn in a Toyota Camry. The agent? Yeah. Okay. So he's the only agent in the country that doesn't have a flash car. He must have been. I think he was like one of the like learning agents. Right. I never saw the other agent's car. Are you sure you were dealing with the real estate agent?
Starting point is 00:19:58 Well, we're in the house now, so too late. I thought we could put it out there and do a little bit of a test where if you're a real estate agent and you're willing to come on air this afternoon and we're going to guess the type of car you drive. Yeah. We get three goes to get it and if we do, we get a point. That's how the game will work. Are we right, apart from the one that Bree dealt with,
Starting point is 00:20:24 are we right that every real estate agent has a luxury European or electric car? Toyota Camrys have come a long way. Can we get enough real estate agents on the phone to make this experiment, you know, representative? Yeah. To make it accurate. We need real estate agents to call 0800DIALZM. We'd love you to play with us this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:20:46 You can plug your territory. Yep. Your suburb. Free marketing. Free marketing for the real estate agents. Come on, it's a good opportunity. Call us from the car if you want. Maybe that'll help.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Free in Clint. Get in, loser. We're going guessing what kind of car real estate agents drive. It's the catchy name for a great game we've just invented. Real estate agents have called us on 0800DIALS at M and we're going to guess what car they drive. Can we prove or disprove the theory that to be a real estate agent, you have to have a flashy car?
Starting point is 00:21:19 Let's start with Katrina. Hi, Katrina. Hi, Katrina. Hey, team. First of all, obviously, plug your business. Yeah, what's the listing you've got going at the moment, Katrina. Hi, Katrina. Hey, team. First of all, obviously, plug your business. Yeah, what's the listing you've got going at the moment, Katrina? I've got a great property going to auction tomorrow in Hamilton. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Buyers on the 700th. Give me a call. Okay, fantastic. There you go. Get in touch with Katrina. Okay, so we've established that she's an agent in Hamilton. Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Can I ask, just before we pick your car, Katrina, do you use it to show your listings and then do you ferry the family around in the car as well or is this car purely real estate business? No, it's the everyday car. It's the everyday car. Okay, everyday driver. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:03 We get three guesses. What are you thinking? I'm going to go in early and say Katrina has a BMW SUV, possibly an X5, maybe an X3. No. No. No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:16 I'm going to go in hard, Katrina. I'm going to go in strong, and I'm going to say you've got a Toyota RAV4. No. We've got to Toyota RAV4. No. We've got to cover all bases. Is there something in between those two cars? Yeah. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:22:32 Have you got a Mazda CX-5? Oh, God, no. No? Okay. We failed. Katrina, real estate agent from Hamilton, what car do you drive? A Mini Countryman. Oh, I was going to say a Mini.
Starting point is 00:22:45 I didn't even think about the Mini. A Mini, the one with the doors on the back. That's such a real estate agent car. Fancy, Katrina. Good for you. Business is good in Hamilton. I'm looking for a property in the 700s in Hamilton. Let's go to Morgan on 0800.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Hi, Morgan. Hi, Morgan. Hi, how's it going? What's your territory? Where do you sell real estate? In the Te Puke area, Lifestyle Residential. Okay. Lifestyle Residential.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Got any hot listings for us at the moment? Oh, I've got a couple, actually. I've got four and a half hectares, little cute farmhouse, and also a farm block. Sounds delightful. So Morgan's rural, so we're going to have to factor that into the sort of car. She's driving on Lifestyle blocks. She'll have to go through a bit of mud. I reckon she might be rocking, like, it's modest but expensive,
Starting point is 00:23:31 the Toyota Prado. Oh, a Toyota Prado. Do you want to lock that in? I'm locking it in. Morgan, any chance you're running a Toyota Prado in Te Puke there? No. No. I think you're in the right area.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Something big like that. Can you be that flashy if you're in the right area. Something big like that. Can you be that flashy if you're rural, or will they not serve you a decent drink at the local pub? Is she running like a Ford Ranger Raptor? Oh, I didn't think about a Ranger. No? It wouldn't be a Raptor. I think it's a Ranger.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Morgan, I'm going to lock in Ford Ranger. Nope. Let's just go flashy for the final guess. Land Rover. Land Rover or just a straight Range Rover? Land Rover or Range Rover. Morgan, have you got a Rover? Definitely not.
Starting point is 00:24:15 What are you driving to sell lifestyle properties in Te Puke, Morgan, the real estate agent? A 2008 Mitsubishi Outlander. What the hell? I mean, I was close with the Prado. What the hell? Close with the Prado. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Not far off. Nice, Morgan. Thank you, Morgan. We appreciate it. Let's go to our third real estate agent standing by, Susie. Hi, Susie. Hi, Susie. Hi.
Starting point is 00:24:36 All the ladies doing the legwork in the property market at the moment. Tell us, Sus, whereabouts are you selling property? So I sell in the Franklin area, so South Auckland, North Waikato. South Auckland, North Waikato. I'm also a rural lifestyle agent. Okay, so she's travelling over the Bombays. She's doing some windy roads back there. A lot of Ks.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Yep, lots of Ks. Tell us, what's the hot listing you've got at the moment, Suze? Fortydale South Road. Goes to auction next week. It's pretty special. Okay, love it. All right, there you go. I can hear her on the car phone.
Starting point is 00:25:11 I can hear her on the speakerphone and the vehicle sounds roomy. Sounds like there's a bit of space in there. Could be like a Volkswagen Tiguan or something. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Or a Touareg. Or a Touareg.
Starting point is 00:25:21 One of those. Are you rocking either of those, Suze? No. Damn it. You want of those, Suze? No. Damn it. You on a Tesla, Suze? No, definitely not. No, definitely not. So she loves petrol.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Should we just go like left field and go like a Jaguar? Oh, yeah, one of those Jaguar SUVs. Yeah. Yeah. Are you in the Jaguar F-Pace, Suze? No. Ah, Suze, what are you driving? A CX-5.
Starting point is 00:25:47 A CX-5? That's the first one that I said. They're nice, Suze. They're nice. Good for you. Thank you, Suze. We appreciate it. Let's give this one more go.
Starting point is 00:25:54 We have to get one of these today. Debbie's on our $800 at M. Hi, Debbie, the real estate agent. Hi, Debbie. Hi, guys. How are you? We're good. The game is we try and guess what sort of real estate agent car you drive.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Can I just ask at the outset, do you believe the type of car you have is a quintessentially real estate agent's car? Definitely not. Oh. Okay. Well, this makes it hard. Tell us, Debbie, where are you selling real estate? I'm Edinburgh Realty in Dunedin.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Okay. Dunedin. Any hot listings? A couple. I've got 32 Royaledin. Okay. Dunedin. Any hot listings? Oh, a couple. I've got 32 Royal Terrace. Okay. Very close to the city. I've got eight people playing.
Starting point is 00:26:31 So I keep going. No, they're a bit far from sitting for me, so that's okay. I'm hearing she's got a lot of listings, which means she's successful, but she said not your typical real estate agent car, so. No. I know what it is. What do you reckon? Debbie, are you driving a Suzuki, so... No. I know what it is. What do you reckon? Debbie, are you driving a Suzuki Vitara?
Starting point is 00:26:48 No. Ah. I think Debbie is driving the Jimny. Oh, it's the same with the Suzuki family? Yeah, yeah. Debbie, you're in a Jimny? No. Come on, this is our last guess.
Starting point is 00:27:00 This is our last guess. Balls to the ball, Suzuki. Come on, we can do it. We can do it. Come on. We can do it because she's in a Suzuki Swift. Should we just go what I said earlier and just go the Toyota Camry? Full circle moment.
Starting point is 00:27:12 No, don't do it. Don't do it. Okay, okay, okay. And we could say Suzuki Swift. What if we said Suzuki Swift? Let's lock in Suzuki Swift. Debbie, is that what you're driving? No, I've got the Ford Ranger.
Starting point is 00:27:30 We had a couple of right guesses. We were in the ballpark. We were in the ballpark. Yeah. Oh, good for you. Good for you, Debbie. Oh, thank you so much, Debbie. We appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:27:40 How's property prices? On the upright, babes. That's what we like to see. Yeah, get those inflation numbers down. Get those interest rates down. We appreciate it. How's property prices? On the upright, babes. That's what we like to see. Yep. No, today's been coming. Yeah. Get those inflation numbers down. Get those interest rates down. Let's get those properties moving, eh?
Starting point is 00:27:50 Good on you, Debbie. Thanks for calling. Thanks, guys. See ya. Were we really bad or were we kind of okay? I feel like we got a few correct, but just for the wrong people. Yes. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Anyway, time for Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Here we go. Bit of Google Down. Someone is going to pick up 50K of sea chicken dollars,
Starting point is 00:28:17 depending on who wins the game. Is it going to be Claude, Clint, or Ella? Claudia is the reigning champion. Queen of this game. The current. Best horse on the lot. Goat. Goat.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Of Google Down. But will it not matter today? Here's how it works. Best horse on the lot. I don't know what horses do. She's a good 24 hands, Claudia. She's a great 24 hands, Claudia. She's a great mare. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Going very, very cheap. Most of the glue factory. She's from the bloodline of Farlap, they say. Big, big horse poos. She's got big hoofs on her too. Size nine, ladies. Correct. Let's just Google, shall we?
Starting point is 00:29:05 Yeah. I put these exact questions into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up for this exact question. If you're the first to yell it out, I'll award you a point. First to three points wins the game. Here we go. Question number one. What is Oprah Winfrey's net worth?
Starting point is 00:29:24 $2.8 billion. Oh, Ella's out of the blocks very quick. $2.8 billion. Got it. USD is correct. $2 billion. Nearly $3 billion. Wow.
Starting point is 00:29:36 $2.8 billion. That's insane. All right, one to Ella. Question number two. How many Grammys has The Weeknd won? Four. Four. Four. It was close, but Claudia
Starting point is 00:29:51 just inched her nose in front. Damn it. It is four. One to Claude, one to Ella. Question number three. What year was Heineken founded? 1873. I can'tken founded? 1873. I can't spell it.
Starting point is 00:30:07 1864. 1864 is the correct answer in Amsterdam. Cool. God, that's a long time ago. Yeah. 1864? Yeah. Wow.
Starting point is 00:30:20 All right, we are all tied up, one point apiece. Question number four. Do you reckon they had a low-carb option in 1860? Yeah, one point apiece. Question number four. Do you reckon they had a low-carb option in 1860? Yeah, Heineken Silver would have been around. They've just revamped it recently when they brought it back out, Heineken Silver. Yeah, that's right. Okay, question number four. Who invented the clothesline?
Starting point is 00:30:41 Gilbert Toyne. Nice, Claudia. It was Gilbert Toyne. Toyne Claudia. It was Gilbert Toyne. Toyne. It was invented in Australia. The rotary clothesline, yeah. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Two to Claude, one to Ella, one to Clint. Everyone is still in this. Question number five. What colours make up the Cameroon flag? Red, yellow, green. Red, green, yellow. That is correct. Red, yellow, green.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Whichever way you say it, those are the three colours. Clint on two. Cameroon! Claude on two. Ella on one. Everyone still in this race. Question number 6. What year
Starting point is 00:31:27 was the original Willy Wonka movie released? 1971. 1971. It was a dead heat but Claudia takes her to 3 and she wins the game for another week which means Lexi
Starting point is 00:31:43 the best horse on the lot has won you 50 KFC chicken dollars. Oh, amazing, Connie. Good job. Thank you. God, that was a tight game. Oh, I felt anxious after that. All right, go cash in your TAB ticket, Lexi. We'll get that KFC out to you.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Okay, cheers, guys. Thank you. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I just need to be faster. I don't think you did anything wrong today. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I just need to be faster. I don't think you did anything wrong today. I think you were well in that game. I want to see our heart rates go up.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Yeah, me too. We should wear heart rate monitors one week. That would be fun. My heart. Bree and Clint. The Grammys all went down a couple of days ago. Taylor breaking records all over the place. She got her fourth win for best album of days ago. Taylor breaking records all over the place. She got her fourth win for Best Album of the Year.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Makes her the first person ever to do it. But another person who won their first ever Grammy was Miley Cyrus. She'd never won a Grammy before. We love Miley Cyrus. Everybody wants a Taylor Swift style Miley Cyrus world tour next, don't they? It would be awesome.
Starting point is 00:32:48 She's such an amazing musician. Great to see her get her first Grammy, but she actually picked up two Grammys on the night. And her acceptance speeches were the best. You know what Miley's like. She's very colourful. She got up at the VMAs that time and took a weed joint out of her Chanel handbag and just started smoking it on stage. And then started twerking on Robin Thicke while he was dressed as Beetlejuice.
Starting point is 00:33:16 Man, that was a weird time of life, eh? It was. I feel like she's in a different era now. Same. She looked amazing, but I couldn't help notice because I watched it live and when she won her second Grammy, she gets up there and she does this speech and it's great. And she starts thanking all these people.
Starting point is 00:33:34 And I felt like it was super pointed. Like when she started, she was like, and thank you to this person and that person and this person's fiance and whoever your wife is, thank you to you. And, like, she was just thanking everyone under the sun. Yeah. But she did not thank one particular person. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Take a listen to Miley Cyrus. This is the end of her speech where she's thanking a bunch of people. I want to thank everyone that's standing on this stage right now. Tom, Tyler, Michael and Greg, our teams, my team, Crush, Columbia, my mommy, my sister, my love, my main gaze, because look how good I look. Anyone else? Your wife, your fiance, all the people that we love. Thank you all so much. I don't think I forgot anyone, but I might have forgotten underwear. Bye.
Starting point is 00:34:30 She ends it with, but I might have forgotten underwear. The person and what people are saying, it's 100% what it's about. She, on purpose, didn't thank her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus. Shade. Because she went through every member of her family. She was doing it on purpose where she thanked everyone, including their fiancé, your wife. I don't even know the name of those people.
Starting point is 00:34:59 What's the problem? What's her beef with Billy Ray Cyrus, her dad? I'm pretty sure they've been in a feud. Her and her dad have been feuding. It was, I think it's all around, obviously, her dad and her mum were together for a long, long time. Yeah. And then they broke up and then he's went off and married
Starting point is 00:35:19 some girl that's younger than Miley. Oh, okay. And I don't think... He's in the bad books. they're on the best terms at the moment. And Miley thought, you know how I'm going to get my dad back?
Starting point is 00:35:31 At the Grammys. It's so weird, eh, for like super famous people because all families have feuds. Absolutely. Every family has issues. You might stand up at Christmas dinner and say something like that,
Starting point is 00:35:42 which is like, because that is passive aggressive. A hundred percent is what it is. That's the definition of passive aggressive. And you might do something or say something or send a passive aggressive text. But if you're Miley Cyrus famous, you do it on a world stage. The whole world watches it. We talk about it on a radio station on the other side of the globe the next day.
Starting point is 00:35:59 If you're Billy Ray Cyrus, you're just like, oh man, can we keep some of this shit in the family? I was going to say, can't you just put it in the family chat like every other family? There's a viral video of our show at the moment that we need to address as a family. We're going to do that soon. I just don't want people listening to think that we have ignored this video that's on the internet that is popping up in people's feeds. Can I just say? It's quite a confronting confession in the video. We're not ignoring it, okay?
Starting point is 00:36:25 We will address it on the show soon. No, I would like to ignore it. I think we should just move on. Just let it breeze past. No need to spend any more time discussing that video or what was said. I think we just need to put it to bed, move on. If you don't know what we're talking about,
Starting point is 00:36:41 you've got time to do some homework to go and watch our TikTok account. It's the most recent video. You know it. It's got almost recent video. You'll know it. It's got almost 2 million views. I can't. Why this video? Why is this video the one that goes viral?
Starting point is 00:36:54 And it's not just like a little bit viral. Like millions of people have heard me make this confession. That's right. We'll address it as a family very shortly, but first a birthday bang. Millions. Millions, literal millions. Like people from my past back in Australia are like,
Starting point is 00:37:15 I just saw this video of you. The number one song on your 16th birthday, let's figure out what Brooke says. Hi, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hello. Have you seen the video, Brooke? No, I don't know what time you're talking. You don't need to even says. Hi, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hello. Have you seen the video, Brooke? No, I don't know what time you're talking.
Starting point is 00:37:26 You don't need to even worry about it, Brooke. She doesn't even know that you did an aqua-po. Did you say aqua-po? I'm just going to breeze past it. Brooke, this is not about me. It's a touchy subject, Brooke. Let's do your birthday thing. It is about you, Brooke.
Starting point is 00:37:42 What is your birthday? The 2nd of January, 2003. All subject, Brooke. Let's do your birthday. It is about you, Brooke. What is your birthday? The 2nd of January, 2003. All right, Brooke. That means you were 16 in 2019. And on the 2nd of Jan, 2019, this was number one. Ava Max, Sweet But Psycho. Huge tune in 2019. Do you like it, Brooke? Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah. That was big for Ava Max, Sweet Bit Psycho. Huge tune in 2019. Do you like it, Brooke?
Starting point is 00:38:06 Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah. That was big for Ava Max. One of my favourite Ava Max songs. Yeah, me too. Let's go to Andrea on 0800DIALZM. Hi, Andrea. Hi, Andrea.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Hi, guys. Have you seen the video? No, I haven't. No, I was thinking about going to check it out. No, don't bother, Andrea. It's real boring, Andrea. No, it haven't. No, I was thinking about going to check it out. Don't bother, Andrea. It's real boring, Andrea. No, it's not. It's a revelation is what it is, that video.
Starting point is 00:38:32 This is going to haunt me for the rest of my life. Anyway, let's focus on you, Andrea, and do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? Oh, I don't know how I'm going to compete with that last one, but it's the 28th of January, 1975. You've got this, Andrea. You were 16 in 1991, The 28th of January, 1975. You've got this, Andrea. You were 16 in 1991.
Starting point is 00:38:51 And your birthday banger is... Yeah. Vanilla Ice. Yeah. It's my favourite Vanilla Ice song. Such a good Vanilla Ice song, yeah. You like it, Andrea? No, I just like that one. Yeah. Good throwback. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Rosa. Ice song, yeah. Yeah. You like it, Andrea? No, I just like that one.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Yeah. Good throwback. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Rosa. Kia ora, Rosa. Hi, Rosa. Hi, how are you both? We're good.
Starting point is 00:39:17 I've been, you know, better, but we're doing okay. Rosa, I'm just going to ask you, have you seen the video we're talking about? No, I haven't. Oh, maybe it's not as viral as we think. Yeah. Maybe it's fine. She's not one think. Yeah. Maybe it's fine. She's not one of the two. Maybe it's two million people outside of New Zealand that have seen this video. I hope so.
Starting point is 00:39:30 I hope so. Rosa, tell us, mate, what's your birthday? It's the 19th of June, 1993. All right. That means you were 16 in 2009. We've done the mathematics and this is your birthday banner. Without LaRue, Bulletproof. I do remember this song.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Yeah, it's a great song. I love that song. It's a good one, Rosa. Rosa's not sure. She's on the fence. I don't mind that. I definitely remember it playing a lot. I'm going to vote for it. I like it that much.
Starting point is 00:40:09 I'm voting for it to win birthday banger. I'm voting for it too. There we go, Rosa. Oh, yay. You're the winner. We did. Congratulations. Stick with us, everybody, because after this song,
Starting point is 00:40:22 we will address the Brie Thomas' l aquapoo video i've got an important phone call i need to make brie and clint zed and brie and clint that's larue and bulletproof winner of birthday banger 2009 well done rosa okay we have to address this. I feel like we can just move on with our lives and not talk about this or what was said or what happened ever again. But it's in the news and it's about us. It's in the bloody Australian news websites.
Starting point is 00:40:57 All the Australian media has picked up the story now. There's a headline in news.com, which is the biggest news site in Australia, that says radio host makes shocking confession. I've got people that I went to high school with messaging me saying they've seen it in the news. If you missed it on
Starting point is 00:41:15 Wednesday last week on this very show, Bree made this shocking confession. Like, we've all done a poo in the sea. It was... Yes, we have. Have you guys done that? Over the weekend, the video of that radio break was posted to TikTok,
Starting point is 00:41:38 where it currently has 1.7 million views, 162,000 likes, 2,300 comments. It's been shared 4,700 times. Oh, my God. You know what the worst part of all this was? Is this happened last week, right? And over the long weekend, I was in the coromandel which not near a beach were you i was near a beach keep her away from the beaches i i kid you not i had a complete stranger
Starting point is 00:42:18 come up to me on the beach yesterday and he looked me dead in the face he goes let me know when you're going in the water. Your reputation precedes you. I just looked at him and I was just, I've got nothing. I've got no comeback. It's because you said this. Like we've all done a poo in the sea. Can I just say I stand by it?
Starting point is 00:42:43 I stand by what I said. I'm not trying to retract what I said. I'm not trying to cover it up. Once it's come out, it's very hard to retract. Especially in the sea. It is what it is. It happened. An emergency aqua poo, these things happen.
Starting point is 00:42:58 I believe that you genuinely felt that it was more normal than it appears to be when you said it, and that's why you said it. Can I just go on the record, though, and say I didn't say it as in I think it's normal to do all the time. Yeah. It's not like a common thing, like, you know, doing a wee in the sea. But you've got to do it well. A wee in the ocean.
Starting point is 00:43:18 I'm just saying. Live a little. I thought it was more common that people would have found themselves in a situation where they had to do an emergency aqua poo. And turns out, not too many have found themselves in that emergency. Well, let's check. I've got a cross-section of some of the best comments on this viral video. Have you got an accurate smorgasbord? Yeah, I've got a few comments.
Starting point is 00:43:43 An array? Someone commented, I've peed with the fishes, but I've never dropped a log on them. Someone else commented, 52 years old and never pooed in the sea. Well, must be nice. Can I just say? Must be nice. There's a big gap in that video where the producers and I kind of just look at each other to see if we all heard the same thing.
Starting point is 00:44:11 Yeah, the silence was deafening. Someone commented, that silence was loud. That's how bad the silence was. The way that no one would ever pull this kind of information from me, I would rather die first than share this kind of thing. Say again? What was that? The way that no one would ever pull
Starting point is 00:44:34 this kind of information out of me, I would rather die first than share this. Oh, no one was pulling anything out of anyone. Just slid out. Just kind of just happened. I said it was an emergency. The video opens with this. Like we've all done a poo in the sea. And someone's commented, I beg your finest pardon.
Starting point is 00:44:56 It is a very aggressive opening to a video. Like play it again. This is literally you're scrolling through TikTok and you're like, oh, yeah a video. Like, play it again. This is the literally, you're scrolling through TikTok and you're like, oh yeah, video. And then this video opens with, like, we've all done a poo in the sea. Very aggressive. And then just a woman floundering.
Starting point is 00:45:17 And then just me panicking. Robbie commented, I'm never going in the ocean again. Kelly Porter commented, my freaking eyebrows went straight far up. There's no one. Can I just say there's no one in these comments that said,
Starting point is 00:45:41 I'm with you, happened to me before. I've got one. I found one of your people. Okay. I'm from Banner. Don't call them my people. I pooed in my local swimming pool. The chlorine just disinfects it.
Starting point is 00:45:52 That's not true. That is not true. I didn't poo in a pool. Close. I refuse. No. Can I just say, not the same. Pooing in a pool, pooing in the ocean, not the same.
Starting point is 00:46:04 We're dealing with the viral video that we now have associated with the Bree and Clint show where Bree admits to this. She says... Like, we've all done a poo in the sea. Someone said, my friend did an aqua dump and it chased us in the water. I can imagine.
Starting point is 00:46:21 I can imagine. The thing is, you guys are lucky you've never had to do an aqua poo. That's what somebody else said. Yeah. Like I said, it was an emergency. My sister pooed in the bathtub a lot when she was a toddler. Does that count?
Starting point is 00:46:35 That does not count. Toddlers will be toddlers. And I think my favourite comment on the viral video where Brie admitted, sorry, where Brie admitted this. Like, we've all done a poo in the sea. Someone just commented, Eric just wrote, aqua birth. I'm going to be known for this now. This is what, like, and actually, I don't want to be known as the girl who did the aqua poo.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Nobody would. And then people will start, a song like aqua poo, aqua poo. Like I could just picture it now. There's going to be T-shirts made. At your funeral. At my funeral. Bree was known for not much but mainly one thing, pooing in the ocean. Six successful seasons of Celebrity Treasure Island.
Starting point is 00:47:24 This is the video you're known for. Like we've all done a poo in the ocean. Six successful seasons of Celebrity Treasure Island. This is the video you're known for. Like we've all done a poo in the sea. I mean, it is on brand for me, so. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see how alone you really are. I'm only going to do this once. I think we only do this once
Starting point is 00:47:39 and then we bring the tone of the show right back up after this. Are we going to do a poll? We're going to do a poll. No, we're going to do a poo. We're going to do a poo-all. A poo-all. 0800 do a pool. A pool. 0800 dial ZM like Bree. Have you?
Starting point is 00:47:50 Okay. Very simple question. If you know, you know. Where are my people? Please join me. Let us unite together for one big dump. Aqua dumpers. 0800 dial ZM. Aqua dumpers. This is the only time. This isumpers 0800 dial ZM.
Starting point is 00:48:05 Aquadumpers. This is the only time. This is the only time we're doing this. Never again. It's called viral, guys. It's funny. Bree and Clint. Like we've all done a poo in the sea.
Starting point is 00:48:21 It was. Yes, we have. Stop playing the audio. Welcome back, everybody. It's the Brian Clint Show on ZM. We just addressed it so we can put it to bed. The viral video. We never intended this video to go viral, by the way,
Starting point is 00:48:38 but it's almost had two million views on TikTok. Where Brie admitted to doing her business in the ocean. It was an emergency. What would you have rathered if you were on the boat with me, emergency, do it in my pants or jump over the side of the boat, pull my togs off? Were you in a boat? Yes. So there were other people around?
Starting point is 00:48:58 There's quite a few, yeah. Really? It wasn't a good time for me. I didn't say it like I was proud of it Yeah and to the people who are asking for logistics Like did she pull the togs to the side Was it solid Was it not
Starting point is 00:49:11 We don't need to go into that kind of detail okay That's not necessary Bree's asked for a support network Where we could ask Open the phone line So she doesn't feel so alone I didn't ask for this by the way I wanted to move on
Starting point is 00:49:23 Not talk about it again. We want to just ask, Bre has, have you? So we've opened the phone lines to the whole country. This is bullshit, by the way. We've had one person call through. No, producers, this is BS. One person.
Starting point is 00:49:39 Yeah, why is there only one person there if there was more people? Yeah. There was more people calling, I saw them. We'll leave the lines open for the entire break. Okay, so they're still open on 0800 dials at the end, but let's go to this person who wants to remain anonymous, mainly because I don't think they want this thing associated with them. Yeah, that would be horrible if your name was attached to it.
Starting point is 00:49:59 Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, I'm one of Bree's people. I'm sorry. Yes, anonymous. One of Bree's people. I'm sorry. Yes, Anonymous! One of Bree's people. A girl needs support out here, okay? Thank you, Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:50:12 Thank you. And let me just ask, was your situation an emergency or was it for leisure? No, it wasn't an emergency. It was a bit of a lactose attack, to put it that way. Leisure. I feel you. Leisure. You never know.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Who's out there doing it for leisure? I feel you as a fellow lactose intolerant sufferer. Oh, don't bring lactose into the... It's fine for an anonymous, don't you? This is the first time in a week that you've brought up the lactose element, okay? I am lactose intolerant. Don't look for an easy out now that Anonymous has suggested it.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Do you think it was an easy out? I have to jump over the side of the boat and do a poo. It wasn't the easy out. My dog poos every time she's in the water. It's extremely embarrassing when people are swimming. That's a dog. Okay, that's a dog. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:50:59 We've got another caller for you. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Are you too one of Bree's people? I am. I'm really not a good moment but yes I am. These things happen right Anonymous? Yeah they do. Where were you? Paint a picture for us. So
Starting point is 00:51:19 I was with some friends. I was probably 12 or so. Okay so you were a child. Yeah. I was, my mum wasn't there or anything, so I had no option to leave. I was just with these guys. And I kind of went a couple of metres away from them because I was just desperate and I couldn't hold it in.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Pulled the togs to the side and let it go. Yeah, in the ocean. Yeah, as a 12-year-old. It's not the same because she's 12. How old were you? How old were you? How old were you? You're 34 now.
Starting point is 00:51:56 How old were you? 25. 25. Thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate your honesty. There's one more anonymous caller here. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. We appreciate your honesty. There's one more anonymous caller here. Hi, Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Hi, Anonymous. Hey, guys. How's it going? This is the last time we will do this topic. It's the last time we'll do anything like this. The bar is raised directly after this break. But are you in Bree's Ocean Poo Support Network? I definitely am.
Starting point is 00:52:23 Thank you, Anonymous. Was yours an emergency? It was. Got a bit of rumbly belly while I was out surfing. Wait. Surfing. Wait. Were you riding the brown wave, were you? Yeah, I was.
Starting point is 00:52:37 Wetsuit and all. I was going to say wetsuit. So did you have to take off your whole wetsuit in the ocean? Let's just leave it at that, eh? Anonymous. No, no, no. Did you do off your whole wetsuit in the ocean? Let's just leave it at that, eh? Anonymous. No, no, no. Did you do it in the wetsuit? Yeah, because I was out in the sea.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Oh, my God. That's why they call it a steamer. Oh. Cleveland steamer. Oh. Anonymous, your story's way worse than mine. It's so much worse. You poor thing.
Starting point is 00:53:06 Imagine taking that wetsuit off. You burn that one. Yep. Yeah, you burn that one. You burn that one. That one goes. All right, thank you for your bravery. Thank you for your honesty, Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Thank you, Anonymous. I'll see you at the next meeting. Aquapoo's Anonymous. A-A-A. Yeah. Bree and Clint. I, new year, knew me still surprisingly We're into February
Starting point is 00:53:27 My rizzos have held out Somehow Did you just shorten resolutions to rizzos Yeah is that not cool No it's cool My New Year's rizzos Anyway I'm still doing them I reckon as soon as the weather gets shit they'll go out the window
Starting point is 00:53:42 I feel like I just Want people to fall off the Bandwagon because it's filling up my F45 class. Yeah, yeah. You know? They're just packed. I know. And now that school's gone back, all these parents are going to have time to get back into the gym. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:56 So you watch out. Don't worry. They'll fall off the wagon. And I'll probably be right there with them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, though, in my fitness quest, have become obsessed with counting my steps. And I've always had a watch that could do it, but I never really paid any attention to it.
Starting point is 00:54:10 And now I'm like, okay, if I can't get a workout in, at least I know if I've done 10,000 steps, I've had a good day. I almost never, never get 10,000 steps. 10,000's a lot. I have a sedentary job. Like, I sit down for my job and I do my best. Like I'm standing up right now. Where have, can I ask though, where have you got the number 10,000 from?
Starting point is 00:54:32 Just that number that everybody says. But that number's actually quite unattainable. Like we've talked about studies they've done where they're like, it's actually not 10,000 steps. 10,000 steps a day is actually a lot. Well, over the weekend, I went to a show. I went to watch Kevin MacLeod from Grand Design speak. That would have been a rave.
Starting point is 00:54:53 And believe it or not, the people sitting beside me were quite a bit older than me. Okay. At that show. Who would have thought? I mean, fantastic show though. Fantastic show. These two lovely ladies discussing their steps and they both had their Fitbits on and their apps open and they were comparing steps.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Each of those ladies had done 24,000 steps that day. How? Have they walked a marathon? How? How? They didn't look like they'd walked a marathon. The only time I've ever done over 20,000 steps is at a music festival and I am going from one side to the other
Starting point is 00:55:25 looking for my friends. Yeah, I think I got 32,000 at Electric Avenue last year, but that was back and forth and back and forth. And you can't do that every day. On the weekend, I got 9,500 steps. Yesterday, actually. It felt like the weekend. But to do that, I had to go for a five kilometre run that morning.
Starting point is 00:55:43 So am I meant to do a five kilometre run every day? How are people getting these steps? I don't go off steps. Don't you? Nah, I go off like distance. Right. Because I feel like, you know, for me, like if I can walk more than like, normally my goal is eight kilometres a day is like the standard. And like that means I'll go on at least a 5 kilometre where I'm walking with pace. But that should be 8,000 steps. 8 kilometres should be 8,000 steps. Should it?
Starting point is 00:56:12 Is that the math? Yeah, yeah, because your stride is about a metre. 8 kilometres. Anyway, a bit of honesty, I got 9,500 yesterday but it doesn't count because I had to do a run. Can we do a walk around the room and see what everyone's steps look like? 8,000 steps is 6.4 kilometres. How many steps did you do yesterday?
Starting point is 00:56:30 Yesterday? Ella, how many steps did you do yesterday? I hate this. 6,000. 6,000? I'll take it. 8,700. I was walking on the beach a lot. Claudia, how many steps did you do yesterday?
Starting point is 00:56:45 7,050. Claudia! New leaf. Don't ask me about today, though. Don't ask you about today? No. How many today? 1,400.
Starting point is 00:56:54 1,400. It's almost six o'clock. I hurt my knee, okay? Do you have people that carry you around in your life? Like, how do you have so little? Just to make everybody feel better, apparently the average adult male takes about 5,300 steps a day. How much?
Starting point is 00:57:12 How much? 5,300. Yeah. And the average adult female takes 4,900. So you're right, that 10,000 number. It's a lot. It's not real. Or at least that's what I'm going to keep telling myself.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Your goal should be like 7,000 to 8,000. Start with that. I'm sitting on 3,200 for the day. Better than nothing. What am I meant to do, walk on the spot? Yeah, I mean, people do do that. Bree and Clint. I saw this article today that says,
Starting point is 00:57:42 scientists believe they have found the key characteristic that could determine how long your dog will live. I don't know if I want to know this. You know sometimes I'll be at home with my dogs and I'll think about how, you know, hopefully I will outlive them, but at some
Starting point is 00:58:00 point... You think you'll outlive your dog? Oh, sorry, that's the way you want it to be. Sorry. I thought you were like leaning over to the dog and you're like, let me die first. No, you know what I mean. And at some point... The dog's like, lady, who's going to feed me? I'll have to say goodbye
Starting point is 00:58:16 to them and it makes me really sad. I get it. I get it. But maybe this is good for you. Okay? Maybe this is good news. It's a large study that took data from more than half a million dogs, 584,000 dogs. That's a big study. Across the UK.
Starting point is 00:58:32 They found that these things determine longevity for dogs. Snout length. Okay. Body size and sex as in gender, dog gender. They're the key criteria in determining how long the dog will live. I thought when they did a poo, you count the rings. That's how old it is. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:58:52 That's how old it is. So a medium-sized, flat-faced male, like a bulldog, is three times more likely to live a short life than a small-sized, long-faced female, like a little dachshund or... Yeah. Like a female dachshund, yeah. Yeah, even an Italian greyhound, it seems.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Yeah, right. Yeah. Smaller dog. Smaller dog. Long snout. Female. Long snout. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:59:20 The longer the snout... The longer the life. The smaller the dog, the more female it is. Those are the key characteristics. Interesting. The longer the snout. The longer the life. The smaller the dog, the more female it is. Those are the key characteristics. Interesting. Female dogs live longer than males. Small dogs live longer than large ones. Small to medium dogs with pronounced schnozzers live over 12 years on average.
Starting point is 00:59:41 And flat-faced dogs of all sizes, big and small, if they've got the smushy face, they live for a lot less. A lot less. Yeah, well, they've got a lot more medical problems. Health problems, often more inbred. Yeah, breathing problems, all that kind of thing. All those dogs you get from the SPCA, all the rescue dogs. Sound exactly like these ones. Real long schnoz on them.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Long schnozes. Yeah, and they're indestructible. It's like an SPCA cat. They always say. You can't kill them. Long schnozes. Yeah. And they're indestructible. It's like an SPCA cat. They always say. You can't kill them. It's the same. The more mixed they are. The more mongrel they are.
Starting point is 01:00:12 The more like, you know, strong, gened. So there you go. If you're looking for a dog, get a long schnaut. That's what we want. And a lady dog. I always look for long schnaut lady dogs. Yeah. I always say it's not how long the schout is, it's what you do with it.
Starting point is 01:00:26 But, you know, whatever you're into. Brianne Clint at ZM. Brianne Clint. Demi Lovato is in a bit of hot water at the moment over an event she sung at. And the song she decided to sing at this particular event. Okay. Okay. So, the American Heart Association's annual Go Red for Women
Starting point is 01:00:47 in Red Dress Collection concert, that's the name of the event. Catchy. Was an event intended to raise awareness about deadly cardiovascular issues. Okay. So heart disease. Heart disease. Essentially. Demi Lovato's gone viral after people at the event have filmed a particular song of hers that she's performed at the American Heart Association event. It was this song. She did not. She did it She did not. She did.
Starting point is 01:01:26 She did not. She did. Someone on social media has commented saying, I don't think she thought this one through. While someone else said, wait, I thought this was a joke. It wasn't. It's not a joke. She has commented and has said,
Starting point is 01:01:44 this song has many parallels for me, my journey, and a reminder for all of us in the room just how strong the mind-heart-body connection truly is. Pass off, Demi Lovato. You're just trying to cover up for it. Oh, I think it was... How could you not have thought about it? Not the right song at an event where people are there
Starting point is 01:02:08 because they've suffered with cardiovascular disease. Also, haven't they been through enough? Now they have to sit through a Demi Lovato performance? Oh, come on. She made the wrong song choice, but come on. Come on. Gosh, you missed the mark on that one eh Big time
Starting point is 01:02:29 That's the end of Wednesday On a short week How freaking good How good only two days till the weekend baby That makes tomorrow hump day Yes And Friday that'll be like Friday It'll be Friday we'll just be Friday
Starting point is 01:02:44 Oh man so I heard some depressing break on the radio over the weekend Was it on our show Yes. And Friday, that'll be like Friday. It'll be Friday. We'll just be Friday. Oh, man. So I heard some depressing break on the radio over the weekend. Was it on our show? I don't know. The DJ was like, I don't think it was us. The DJ was like, there are about 22 days of summer left. Why are you saying that? I know.
Starting point is 01:03:00 I know. But it's been a great summer so far. No, I want more. That's why it's gone so fast You will It'll go on through March March is basically summer When do you reckon it finishes?
Starting point is 01:03:11 When's Daylight Savings finish? Great question Because I feel like that's the beginning Of the real grim Month to come I get up at 6 And over Christmas and stuff, it's daylight at six.
Starting point is 01:03:27 Yeah, it's bright. It's pushed back to like ten past six now. That's still okay. No, I know, but it's just a sign that we're on the other side, that the days are getting shorter.
Starting point is 01:03:39 April 7th, daylight savings. That's when it's... That's when it's all over. It's all over Red Rover It's all over Yeah yeah yeah But we should mention that Because people don't want to hear that
Starting point is 01:03:49 Don't think about it Get out there tonight Take advantage of the summer Yep Do something this evening You won't You're going to go home And make dinner
Starting point is 01:03:56 And watch Netflix But you know Get out there Go for a walk Go for a walk Yeah Take your dog For a late night walk
Starting point is 01:04:02 Yeah Have fish and chips on the beach You won't You won't You'll go home You're going to go and watch Married at First Sight Yeah there'll be shows on that you need to catch up on You know carpe that DM Yeah live a little
Starting point is 01:04:13 Live while we're young That should be a song See you guys tomorrow Bye guys Bye, guys.

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