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G'day everybody, welcome to the show.
It's Brie and Clint for a very short week, for a three day week.
Three day week, after not a long weekend, but for some people a long, long weekend like us.
Some people a long, long weekend, some people a regular weekend, bit of work. Day off,
bit more work. God, it makes
that three day work, week work, work
week hectic though.
Like today is just... You've got to get more done.
Oh my God, there's just people running around like their pants
are on fire today. We're going to be on the
air till 10 o'clock
tonight if you want to stick around
and listen to the whole show to make up
for... We've got to get through, yeah. You know, because we've got to do show to make up for, you know, because we've got
to do longer to make up
for the other days.
We've got to knuckle down. Yeah, just get in there
just, how many hours is that?
That's
seven. Same old
crap for us really. Same old crap.
Shout out to all the parents whose kids went
back to school today and who are on the way to pick them up.
How was your first day of freedom again?
I was talking to one of my friends earlier today,
and she goes, it's been two months of hell.
She goes, this is my actual Christmas today.
I don't know why this one feels longer.
It happens every year, but this one feels longer.
Two months.
Off you go.
Back to school.
Congratulations to all the parents. You did it. You did it. Off you go. Back to school. Go on. Congratulations to all the parents.
You did it.
You did it.
You made it.
You got there.
Yeah.
You got there.
Let's get into it, shall we?
Let's have a round of Tradiverse Lady to start the week where the ladies are ever so slightly in front by one, if the scoreboard is correct.
I think it is correct, but let's see what happens today.
0800 dial ZM.
$50 on the table table thanks to KFC.
If you want to play, give us a call.
0800 dial ZM.
Let's play tradie versus lady.
It's tradie versus lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Straight back into it for a short week.
The tradies versus the ladies.
The ladies out in front by only one point.
They're on eight.
The tradies on seven.
Our lady's in the Garden City.
She is 18 years old and she has broken her arm 12 times.
Welcome to the show, Jade.
Jade.
Hi.
Would you say you're a clumsy person?
I would say so, yeah.
I would say that too. How? How have you done it clumsy person? I would say so, yeah. I would say that too. How?
How have you done it 12 times?
Just monkey bars,
gymnastics and falling down
stairs.
Oh my god. You don't have like a brittle bone
condition? You just favour that arm and you
love falling on it?
Yeah, I actually do. I'm getting two wrist
surgeries this year for that reason.
Oh my God.
Okay.
One more question for her.
Is it the same arm you've broken 12 times or both arms, different times?
No, it's the both left and right arm. Okay.
I don't know what's worse.
You're taking on our tradie today.
They're from Hamilton.
They're 38 years old and they are a concreter.
Welcome to the show, Marcus.
G'day, Marcus.
How are you doing, mate?
Yeah, good.
Just finished work.
Oh, nice one.
I bet it's hot work at the moment being a concreter.
Oh, it's very hot work.
Jeez, it's your product that's broken Jade's arm 12 times.
She keeps falling on the stuff that you're laying.
I know, man.
We should just have an arm wrestle.
I think you'd win.
Jade, your buzzer is lady. Jade, your buzzer is lady.
Marcus, your buzzer is tradie.
First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
What is the colloquial term for a rotating tray that is often placed in the middle of a table to aid in the distribution of food?
Lady.
Yes, Jade.
Lazy Susan.
Yeah.
It is a lazy Susan.
Don't know why Susan copped the lazy term there,
but that's what it's called.
One to the ladies, question number two.
The Grammys all went down a few days ago.
Who won album of the year?
Was it Miley Cyrus, SZA or Taylor Swift?
Katie. Marcus. I'm going, SZA or Taylor Swift? Brady.
Marcus.
Marcus.
I'm going to have to go Taylor Swift.
It was Taylor Swift.
What a guess.
The first person.
Yeah, nice work, Marcus.
First person in history to ever win that four times.
Question number three, we are one apiece.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Guess who's back.
Brady.
Marcus. That's got to be Eminem. who sings this song. Tradie.
Marcus.
That's got to be Eminem.
It is Eminem.
Of course, it is the iconic Eminem.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
You need this one, Jade, to stay in it.
Question number four.
If I was eating sashimi, what would I be eating?
Tradie.
Marcus for the win.
That's got to be sushi.
No, I'm not going to accept sushi, sorry.
Jade, do you want to have a... Yeah.
Is it right?
No.
Trady.
Yeah.
Raw fish or raw meat?
Yeah, raw fish or raw meat.
We'll give it to him.
Yeah, we'll give it to you there.
Right on.
Shishimi.
You bluffed your way to that win, Marcus.
I could hear you in the first two questions like...
I didn't have a clue.
You didn't have a clue.
You flunked your way in there, but you've done it.
Marcus, the answer is always Taylor Swift, and you'll be fine.
Yes.
Nice work, mate.
$50, we'll get it out to you.
Woo-hoo.
Go the tradies.
Go the tradies.
It's all thanks to our mates at KFC.
Bree and Clint.
Zed and Bree and Clint, Luke Combs, Fast Car.
Have you seen the Tracy Chapman, Luke Combs, Grammys performance?
Saw it.
Is it good?
Amazing.
I can't see it anywhere.
Nobody in New Zealand, nobody in New Zealand showed the Grammys.
Really?
It wasn't on TVNZ.
It wasn't on Sky.
It wasn't on any of the apps.
It didn't get shown in New Zealand.
Yeah, I watched it on some dodgy website.
Yeah, every day they're driving us closer and closer
to those dodgy websites, eh?
Well, I just was like, I looked first and I was like,
can't find it on TV.
That's how it works.
Yeah.
That's how it works.
I wanted to bring up this video that I saw online
which was talking about something that identifies people as old these days.
Oh, okay, yeah.
First, you know, the beacon for oldness was skinny jeans.
Yeah, that was a real shock for us about three years ago.
Yeah, that was quite a hard blow to take.
I'm proud of us for both transitioning out of skinny jeans though.
We did our best.
Yeah.
I still wear the skinny flare.
So it's like in between.
Like I said, we're transitioning.
Yeah, the side part was next to go.
What else was on the list?
You won't give that one up, will you?
I'm never going to give it up.
My hair's too thin.
I have to wear it this way.
Got polycystic ovaries.
Don't come for me.
We see too much of her scalp otherwise.
Don't at me, Gen Zs.
What's the new one?
The new one, actually, I'm not going to tell you.
I'm going to let this millennial from the States,
her name's Liz.June on TikTok
and she said this is
the new thing to identify you
as old. Millennials, apparently there's
a new way that we can age ourselves and it's by
having a wallet. Apparently Gen Z
uses their phone as their wallet
so they have all their pay in their wallet, they have their
ID in their wallet. How do
you have your ID in your wallet? Is this a thing?
Did I miss the memo? Yeah, I think I missed that memo too. The ID is in the wallet. How do you have your ID in your wallet? Is this a thing? Did I miss the memo? Yeah, I think
I missed that memo too. The ID is in
the wallet. Can you go to a
bar and the bounce is like... I don't
think a bar would accept an ID
on your phone. It's been so
long since I've been ID'd, I wouldn't know.
I'm pretty sure you
can't just whip out a photo. I can't
leave the house without my wallet. Yeah, wallet
phone keys. Exactly right. Wallet't leave the house without my wallet. Yeah, wallet, phone, keys.
Exactly right.
Wallet, phone, keys.
Wallet, phone, keys.
The way to go.
That's how you check yourself.
I've got so much stuff in here.
I've got credit cards.
Mate, don't even.
Transport cards.
Don't even try and say how much stuff you've got in your wallet.
Oh, my God.
So I have a normal wallet, like a leather wallet. Hey, hey, hey.
Is that a normal wallet or is mine a normal wallet?
Bree has what was meant to be a passport holder.
You know when you travel through an airport
and you get that big zip pouch thing?
She's running that as a wallet.
But it had so much stuff in it
that it had swelled to like three times the size.
I reckon it weighs about two kilos.
I'm not even exaggerating.
I know that a lot of girls don't keep their wallet in their
pocket, but even a man in the biggest
pair of pants couldn't keep that in their pocket.
Nah. Also, we don't keep our
wallet in our pants because they don't make our
pockets big enough.
Why?
Why are they gatekeeping
the bigger pockets? Like, us ladies,
guess what? We would love
bigger pockets.
They put, like, a pocket on. No, because we know what? We would love bigger pockets. They put like a pocket on.
No, because we know what you'll do with it. What?
You'll just get bigger wallets.
So? Why do you guys get
the big bloody pockets? We want big pockets.
You can barely
fit a bank card
in our pocket. Can we just check with our producers?
Claudia, have you got a wallet? No, I'm not
rocking a wallet. You've got no wallet? No, I don't have anything. Where do you keep all your stuff? My pockets. My back pocket. Can we just check with our producers? Claudia, have you got a wallet? I'm not rocking a wallet. You've got no wallet.
No, I don't have anything.
Where do you keep all your stuff?
In my pockets.
My back pocket.
What pockets?
Are you getting the men pants,
are you?
No, I have lady pants
but in my back pocket
I just keep my couple of cards.
Couple of cards.
That's risky.
Where do you put your receipts?
I don't get receipts.
Who needs receipts?
What about your ID?
It's in the back pocket.
Where do you keep your cash?
Who has cash?
What if you, like, and you put your tampon,
what if you need a tampon?
Front pocket.
Right.
That's so risky.
There's front pocket code for, oh, don't worry.
Clint.
Gross.
Why do you make it weird?
Do you put stuff in your bra if you're not rocking a wallet?
No.
No, that's how you really age yourself, isn't it?
Isn't that what grandmas do?
If you need to sneak anything, then but otherwise.
Oh, girls going out these days still put stuff in their bra.
For sure.
If you don't have any pockets, then yeah.
What about you, Ella, resident Gen Z?
Do you have a wallet?
Yeah, like this tiny little green pouch thing.
Yeah, she's got a little.
Yeah, okay.
That's a wallet.
We already know she's the exception to the Gen Z rule though.
I would love, I'd love about her one.
She's a boomer in a Gen Z body.
Yeah, she's a boomer in a Gen Z body.
Yeah, thank you.
Let's ask people on how $800 it is right now.
You're a boozer.
Do you not have a wallet?
And where do you put all your stuff?
Yeah.
How do you exist without a wallet?
I don't know about this whole phone thing, eh?
I don't know.
When someone whips out their phone to tap paywave, I'm always like, risky.
I don't want my wallet to go flat.
Yeah.
What do you do?
Oh, $800.
It seems like a simple question, but we've got lots of follow-up questions for you.
We just want to know this afternoon, are you a person who exists in the world without a wallet?
Do you not take a wallet with you?
Brian Clint.
Apparently, the new thing to identify us older people
is if you carry a wallet around.
Yeah.
Means you're old.
When's it going to stop?
I feel like they're just picking us apart item by item.
Next, they'll go undies.
Okay, Boomer.
Undies were so millennial.
Socks, inside those shoes.
I know, millennials did the whole
sockless shoe. Yeah, because there was no
ankle socks available
when we grew up. Yeah, that's our line
of sticking to it. But there's
apparently this trend going
around which says
Gen Zers don't carry
wallets. They just have everything on their phone.
Including the ID.
I get paywave.
I think it's a bit risky in New Zealand because not everywhere has paywave.
A lot of stores still have that piece of masking tape on top of the FPOS machine, which they've
scribbled on with Vivid that says-
No paywave.
No paywave!
Someone said, who can afford the 4% surcharge on PayWave using a phone wallet?
Yeah.
Is it a 4% surcharge?
It differs from place to place.
But we want to know,
have you not got a wallet?
I think we just lost one of our callers, Claude,
but let's go to Nahuiya on 0800 dials at M.
Hi, Nahuiya.
G'day.
Hi.
Are you one of these people?
You don't rock a wallet.
Well, what's the point?
Like, you're just another item for you to carry around.
And when you have as many kids as I do, you're like, nah, grab the phone.
Yeah, but do you have an EFTPOS card?
Nope.
And, well, I stopped using it because I have preteens who also learn how to use it.
So the beauty of the iPhone is it needs my face.
Yeah, okay.
That is, I mean, that is a
great point. Well, it's kind of like a security
thing, you know, like, and it's just
easier. And when, like, where I live, it's
like complete rural. So you never
really get arc fight day or anything.
I was going to say, because you sound like a young mum, what if you go to the bottle store
or the clubs and they want to see your ID?
I haven't been clubbing
in like 15 years.
She's like, don't have that problem.
Yeah, we have a local pub and because I'm like a small business owner,
I know everybody in my backyard.
Yeah, your face is your ID, Nahuiya.
Yeah.
It's just like a trust system in those small towns, eh?
You go up to the bar and they're like, you over 18?
If you tell me you are, I'll believe you.
I am.
A hundred percent. And like, I don't look under 25. Like, let's be honest. I'll believe you tell me you are I'll believe you I am 100%
and like
I don't look under 25
like let's be honest
yeah
when I go home
to the small country town
I grew up in
literally they go
oh Stephen Dye's daughter
we know how old you are
come on in
we were there at your birth
yep
I delivered you
100%
and then they buy you a beer
and you're like
I own the pub
and I was the local doctor
yeah you should try it it makes your life easier They buy you a beer. You're like, I own the pub and I was the local doctor.
Yeah, you should try it.
It makes your life easier.
Just establish a network where everyone knows you and just rock it.
Seems simple.
All right.
Thank you, Nahui.
We appreciate it.
Shannon's here on 0800 dials at M.
Hi, Shannon.
Hi, Shannon.
Do you not have a wallet as well, Shannon?
No.
No, I have a phone and it has a couple of slots and cards and
otherwise that's it.
I have ADHD. I can't remember
the kids and the stuff that they need
and a wallet and a phone.
So we get rid of what we don't need and we just take
our credit card and our normal card
or your E-Cost card in case.
I hear you.
I hear you, but Shannon, what about if you lose your phone,
it means you lose your wallet at the same time
and it's just a nightmare?
Because normally, you know, if you lose your wallet or your phone,
you have to replace one.
You go, oh, I'll buy a new phone.
What am I going to use?
But my phone's like permanently attached.
I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm an older millennial.
I will say that. In fact, I'm an older millennial. I will say that.
In fact, I'm bordering on that almost Gen Z, a couple of years off that.
But yeah, it's just permanently attached.
I've had one since I was 17.
And so it's kind of just there.
So you've got one of those phone flip wallets is what I'm hearing.
Absolutely.
You're right in the line.
Shannon, do you ever use it like you're the police
and you flip it out and you're like...
You put that your badge.
Police.
Oh, no.
Honestly, I don't look impressive enough to be able to do that.
I'm 5'3".
You should try it.
I'm never going to look that intimidating.
You'd feel so much power, though, wouldn't you? Hey, thanks for calling, Shannon. We try it. I'm never going to look that intimidating. You'd feel so much power, though, wouldn't you?
Hey, thanks for calling, Shannon.
We appreciate it.
I don't think the phone wallet counts in this.
I don't agree.
I think if you want to be cool like these Gen Zs are saying,
you have to have no wallet.
Everything inside your phone.
No cards.
Like on Zoolander when they're like, inside the computer.
Like Apple Pay.
It is in there.
Apple Pay or that other thing where it's like IDs or passports in your phone.
How old do we sound?
We're so scared of technology.
I just, I've been roasted before for not having Apple Pay on my phone.
People are like, how do you not have it?
It's been around for at least like three years.
And I'm like, it just scares me.
What if someone sees me and they're like,
I'm going to like kill her and then I'll drag her somewhere,
unlock the phone with her face and then use it to pay for stuff.
You've got to put the setting on that says you have to have your eyes open.
They can hold my eyes open.
I think if they've killed you,
you've got bigger fish to fry than them using your Apple Pay.
You make a good point.
There's a real estate agent from Bray White Parramatta over in New South Wales.
Okay.
Technically, his title is Asset Manager and Sales Executive.
His name's Amir Jahan.
He's 25 and he is racking up the views on social media.
Is he?
Because he's doing things a bit differently.
So Amir's whole thing is luxury cars, sales properties.
Oh, okay.
And it doesn't need to be mansions.
It doesn't need to be penthouses. He will hire and rent Rolls Royces, Mercedes, McLarens to shoot a video for like a three-bedroom townhouse.
Really?
In Parramatta.
How does that compute?
Take a listen.
This is one of his marketing videos for a property he's selling.
It's all about a class. This three-bedroom townhouse in Powhatan is a great place for investors
and personal buyers.
Let's check it out.
My name is Amir Jahan, and if you're interested in this property,
you know where you can find my number.
He's sitting in a million-dollar Rolls Royce,
and then the video cuts to a townhouse,
and there's nothing wrong with the townhouse.
No, no.
But the townhouse is, I mean, it looks like it was built
in the 70s or the 80s.
Like it's just a real generic.
Not somewhere you'd ever park a Rolls-Royce.
No.
Yeah.
Anyway, he's getting a lot of attention,
a lot of views online.
It's working.
It's like selling Sunset on Netflix where they've all got the Lambos and the Maseratis
except he's selling stuff in Parramatta,
which is Western Sydney.
Yeah.
It's the burbs, right?
The burbs.
It's a very normal, like non-high income part of Sydney.
No, he's selling, you know.
Regular houses.
Regular houses, townhouses, apartments.
I do know this about real estate agents though.
They love a flashy car.
I almost feel like it is part of the job that you have to have one.
And I wonder if like a Ray White or a Barford and Thompson or whatever would hire you if you showed up in a secondhand Suzuki Swift.
I feel like their train of thought, and I could be wrong,
is that if they show up in a nice flashy car,
then people will be like, they're good.
They've sold a lot of properties, so they're able to buy that car.
They know what they're talking about.
They know what they're talking about.
They've been in the game long enough.
Where in actual fact, a lot of them are probably leased.
Could be.
Business expense.
My friend, shout out to Dan, who is a real estate agent, drives a Lexus.
It's a nice car.
That fits the brief.
Quite flashy.
I feel like quite a common car that real estate agents are driving in New Zealand.
The lady that sold us our house about a year and a half ago, drove a Tesla, but like a pimped out Tesla.
I've never seen a brown Tesla before.
It was like luxury.
It was like a big Tesla poo.
No, it was like a luxury brown.
Big electric poo on wheels.
What sort of car did the real estate agent drive
that you just bought your house off?
Obviously, we're buying different houses
because my real estate agent drove a Toyota Camry.
No, but that's not the point at all.
This guy's selling houses in Western Sydney in a McLaren.
In a Rolls Royce McLaren.
So where's this agent in a Toyota Camry come from?
What do you mean?
No, the guy that sold me our house was in a Toyota Camry.
The agent?
Yeah.
Okay. So he's the only agent in the country that doesn in a Toyota Camry. The agent? Yeah. Okay.
So he's the only agent in the country that doesn't have a flash car.
He must have been.
I think he was like one of the like learning agents.
Right.
I never saw the other agent's car.
Are you sure you were dealing with the real estate agent?
Well, we're in the house now, so too late.
I thought we could put it out there and do a little bit of a test
where if you're a real estate agent and you're willing to come on air
this afternoon and we're going to guess the type of car you drive.
Yeah.
We get three goes to get it and if we do, we get a point.
That's how the game will work.
Are we right, apart from the one that Bree dealt with,
are we right that every real estate agent has a luxury European or electric car?
Toyota Camrys have come a long way.
Can we get enough real estate agents on the phone
to make this experiment, you know, representative?
Yeah.
To make it accurate.
We need real estate agents to call 0800DIALZM.
We'd love you to play with us this afternoon.
You can plug your territory.
Yep.
Your suburb.
Free marketing.
Free marketing for the real estate agents.
Come on, it's a good opportunity.
Call us from the car if you want.
Maybe that'll help.
Free in Clint.
Get in, loser.
We're going guessing what kind of car real estate agents drive.
It's the catchy name for a great game we've just invented.
Real estate agents have called us on 0800DIALS at M
and we're going to guess what car they drive.
Can we prove or disprove the theory that to be a real estate agent,
you have to have a flashy car?
Let's start with Katrina.
Hi, Katrina.
Hi, Katrina.
Hey, team.
First of all, obviously, plug your business. Yeah, what's the listing you've got going at the moment, Katrina. Hi, Katrina. Hey, team. First of all, obviously, plug your business.
Yeah, what's the listing you've got going at the moment, Katrina?
I've got a great property going to auction tomorrow in Hamilton.
Amazing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Buyers on the 700th.
Give me a call.
Okay, fantastic.
There you go.
Get in touch with Katrina.
Okay, so we've established that she's an agent in Hamilton.
Yes.
Can I ask, just before we pick your car, Katrina,
do you use it to show your listings
and then do you ferry the family around in the car as well
or is this car purely real estate business?
No, it's the everyday car.
It's the everyday car.
Okay, everyday driver.
Yeah.
We get three guesses.
What are you thinking?
I'm going to go in early and say Katrina has a BMW SUV,
possibly an X5, maybe an X3.
No.
No.
No.
Okay.
I'm going to go in hard, Katrina.
I'm going to go in strong,
and I'm going to say you've got a Toyota RAV4.
No. We've got to Toyota RAV4. No.
We've got to cover all bases.
Is there something in between those two cars?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Have you got a Mazda CX-5?
Oh, God, no.
No?
Okay.
We failed.
Katrina, real estate agent from Hamilton, what car do you drive?
A Mini Countryman.
Oh, I was going to say a Mini.
I didn't even think about the Mini.
A Mini, the one with the doors on the back.
That's such a real estate agent car.
Fancy, Katrina.
Good for you.
Business is good in Hamilton.
I'm looking for a property in the 700s in Hamilton.
Let's go to Morgan on 0800.
Hi, Morgan.
Hi, Morgan.
Hi, how's it going?
What's your territory?
Where do you sell real estate?
In the Te Puke area, Lifestyle Residential.
Okay.
Lifestyle Residential.
Got any hot listings for us at the moment?
Oh, I've got a couple, actually.
I've got four and a half hectares, little cute farmhouse, and also a farm block.
Sounds delightful.
So Morgan's rural, so we're going to have to factor that into the sort of car.
She's driving on Lifestyle blocks.
She'll have to go through a bit of mud.
I reckon she might be rocking, like, it's modest but expensive,
the Toyota Prado.
Oh, a Toyota Prado.
Do you want to lock that in?
I'm locking it in.
Morgan, any chance you're running a Toyota Prado in Te Puke there?
No.
No.
I think you're in the right area.
Something big like that. Can you be that flashy if you're in the right area. Something big like that.
Can you be that flashy if you're rural,
or will they not serve you a decent drink at the local pub?
Is she running like a Ford Ranger Raptor?
Oh, I didn't think about a Ranger.
No?
It wouldn't be a Raptor.
I think it's a Ranger.
Morgan, I'm going to lock in Ford Ranger.
Nope.
Let's just go flashy for the final guess.
Land Rover.
Land Rover or just a straight Range Rover?
Land Rover or Range Rover.
Morgan, have you got a Rover?
Definitely not.
What are you driving to sell lifestyle properties in Te Puke,
Morgan, the real estate agent?
A 2008 Mitsubishi Outlander.
What the hell?
I mean, I was close with the Prado.
What the hell?
Close with the Prado.
Okay.
Not far off.
Nice, Morgan.
Thank you, Morgan.
We appreciate it.
Let's go to our third real estate agent standing by, Susie.
Hi, Susie.
Hi, Susie.
Hi.
All the ladies doing the legwork in the property market at the moment.
Tell us, Sus, whereabouts are you selling property?
So I sell in the Franklin area, so South Auckland, North Waikato.
South Auckland, North Waikato.
I'm also a rural lifestyle agent.
Okay, so she's travelling over the Bombays.
She's doing some windy roads back there.
A lot of Ks.
Yep, lots of Ks.
Tell us, what's the hot listing you've got at the moment, Suze?
Fortydale South Road.
Goes to auction next week.
It's pretty special.
Okay, love it.
All right, there you go.
I can hear her on the car phone.
I can hear her on the speakerphone
and the vehicle sounds roomy.
Sounds like there's a bit of space in there.
Could be like a Volkswagen Tiguan or something.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Or a Touareg.
Or a Touareg.
One of those.
Are you rocking either of those, Suze?
No. Damn it. You want of those, Suze? No.
Damn it.
You on a Tesla, Suze?
No, definitely not.
No, definitely not.
So she loves petrol.
Should we just go like left field and go like a Jaguar?
Oh, yeah, one of those Jaguar SUVs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you in the Jaguar F-Pace, Suze?
No.
Ah, Suze, what are you driving?
A CX-5.
A CX-5?
That's the first one that I said.
They're nice, Suze.
They're nice.
Good for you.
Thank you, Suze.
We appreciate it.
Let's give this one more go.
We have to get one of these today.
Debbie's on our $800 at M.
Hi, Debbie, the real estate agent.
Hi, Debbie.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
We're good.
The game is we try and guess what sort of real estate agent car you drive.
Can I just ask at the outset,
do you believe the type of car you have is a quintessentially real estate agent's car?
Definitely not.
Oh.
Okay.
Well, this makes it hard.
Tell us, Debbie, where are you selling real estate?
I'm Edinburgh Realty in Dunedin.
Okay.
Dunedin.
Any hot listings?
A couple. I've got 32 Royaledin. Okay. Dunedin. Any hot listings? Oh, a couple.
I've got 32 Royal Terrace.
Okay.
Very close to the city.
I've got eight people playing.
So I keep going.
No, they're a bit far from sitting for me, so that's okay.
I'm hearing she's got a lot of listings, which means she's successful, but she said not your
typical real estate agent car, so.
No.
I know what it is.
What do you reckon? Debbie, are you driving a Suzuki, so... No. I know what it is. What do you reckon?
Debbie, are you driving a Suzuki Vitara?
No.
Ah.
I think Debbie is driving the Jimny.
Oh, it's the same with the Suzuki family?
Yeah, yeah.
Debbie, you're in a Jimny?
No.
Come on, this is our last guess.
This is our last guess.
Balls to the ball, Suzuki.
Come on, we can do it.
We can do it.
Come on.
We can do it because she's in a Suzuki Swift.
Should we just go what I said earlier and just go the Toyota Camry?
Full circle moment.
No, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Okay, okay, okay.
And we could say Suzuki Swift.
What if we said Suzuki Swift?
Let's lock in Suzuki Swift.
Debbie, is that what you're driving?
No, I've got the Ford Ranger.
We had a couple of right guesses.
We were in the ballpark.
We were in the ballpark.
Yeah.
Oh, good for you.
Good for you, Debbie.
Oh, thank you so much, Debbie.
We appreciate it.
How's property prices?
On the upright, babes.
That's what we like to see.
Yeah, get those inflation numbers down. Get those interest rates down. We appreciate it. How's property prices? On the upright, babes. That's what we like to see. Yep. No, today's been coming.
Yeah.
Get those inflation numbers down.
Get those interest rates down.
Let's get those properties moving, eh?
Good on you, Debbie.
Thanks for calling.
Thanks, guys.
See ya.
Were we really bad or were we kind of okay?
I feel like we got a few correct, but just for the wrong people.
Yes.
Bree and Clint.
Anyway, time for Google Down.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you?
It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.
Punk.
Here we go.
Bit of Google Down.
Someone is going to pick up 50K of sea chicken dollars,
depending on who wins the game.
Is it going to be Claude, Clint, or Ella?
Claudia is the reigning champion.
Queen of this game.
The current.
Best horse on the lot.
Goat.
Goat.
Of Google Down.
But will it not matter today?
Here's how it works.
Best horse on the lot.
I don't know what horses do.
She's a good 24 hands, Claudia.
She's a great 24 hands, Claudia. She's a great mare.
Thank you.
Going very, very cheap.
Most of the glue factory.
She's from the bloodline of Farlap, they say.
Big, big horse poos.
She's got big hoofs on her too.
Size nine, ladies.
Correct.
Let's just Google, shall we?
Yeah.
I put these exact questions into Google.
I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up for this exact question.
If you're the first to yell it out, I'll award you a point.
First to three points wins the game.
Here we go.
Question number one.
What is Oprah Winfrey's net worth?
$2.8 billion.
Oh, Ella's out of the blocks very quick.
$2.8 billion.
Got it.
USD is correct.
$2 billion.
Nearly $3 billion.
Wow.
$2.8 billion.
That's insane.
All right, one to Ella.
Question number two.
How many Grammys has The Weeknd won?
Four. Four.
Four.
It was close, but Claudia
just inched her nose
in front. Damn it.
It is four.
One to Claude, one to Ella. Question number three.
What year
was Heineken founded?
1873. I can'tken founded? 1873.
I can't spell it.
1864.
1864 is the correct answer in Amsterdam.
Cool.
God, that's a long time ago.
Yeah.
1864?
Yeah.
Wow.
All right, we are all tied up, one point apiece.
Question number four. Do you reckon they had a low-carb option in 1860? Yeah, one point apiece. Question number four.
Do you reckon they had a low-carb option in 1860?
Yeah, Heineken Silver would have been around.
They've just revamped it recently when they brought it back out, Heineken Silver.
Yeah, that's right.
Okay, question number four.
Who invented the clothesline?
Gilbert Toyne.
Nice, Claudia.
It was Gilbert Toyne. Toyne Claudia. It was Gilbert Toyne.
Toyne.
It was invented in Australia.
The rotary clothesline, yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Two to Claude, one to Ella, one to Clint.
Everyone is still in this.
Question number five.
What colours make up the Cameroon flag?
Red, yellow, green.
Red, green, yellow.
That is correct.
Red, yellow, green.
Whichever way you say it, those are the three colours.
Clint on two.
Cameroon!
Claude on two.
Ella on one.
Everyone still in this race.
Question number 6.
What year
was the original Willy Wonka movie
released?
1971.
1971.
It was a dead heat but Claudia
takes her to 3
and she wins the game for another
week which means Lexi
the best horse on the lot has won you 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Oh, amazing, Connie.
Good job.
Thank you.
God, that was a tight game.
Oh, I felt anxious after that.
All right, go cash in your TAB ticket, Lexi.
We'll get that KFC out to you.
Okay, cheers, guys.
Thank you.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I just need to be faster.
I don't think you did anything wrong today. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I just need to be faster. I don't think you did anything wrong today.
I think you were well in that game.
I want to see our heart rates go up.
Yeah, me too.
We should wear heart rate monitors one week.
That would be fun.
My heart.
Bree and Clint.
The Grammys all went down a couple of days ago.
Taylor breaking records all over the place.
She got her fourth win for best album of days ago. Taylor breaking records all over the place. She got her fourth win for Best Album of the Year.
Makes her the first person ever to do it.
But another person who won their first ever Grammy
was Miley Cyrus.
She'd never won a Grammy before.
We love Miley Cyrus.
Everybody wants a Taylor Swift style
Miley Cyrus world tour next, don't they?
It would be awesome.
She's such an amazing musician.
Great to see her get her first Grammy, but she actually picked up two Grammys on the night.
And her acceptance speeches were the best.
You know what Miley's like.
She's very colourful.
She got up at the VMAs that time and took a weed joint out of her Chanel handbag
and just started smoking it on stage.
And then started twerking on Robin Thicke while he was dressed as Beetlejuice.
Man, that was a weird time of life, eh?
It was.
I feel like she's in a different era now.
Same.
She looked amazing, but I couldn't help notice because I watched it live
and when she won her second Grammy, she gets up there
and she does this speech and it's great.
And she starts thanking all these people.
And I felt like it was super pointed.
Like when she started, she was like, and thank you to this person
and that person and this person's fiance and whoever your wife is,
thank you to you.
And, like, she was just thanking everyone under the sun.
Yeah.
But she did not thank one particular person.
Okay.
Take a listen to Miley Cyrus.
This is the end of her speech where she's thanking a bunch of people.
I want to thank everyone that's standing on this
stage right now. Tom, Tyler, Michael and Greg, our teams, my team, Crush, Columbia, my mommy,
my sister, my love, my main gaze, because look how good I look. Anyone else? Your wife, your
fiance, all the people that we love. Thank you all so much.
I don't think I forgot anyone, but I might have forgotten underwear.
Bye.
She ends it with, but I might have forgotten underwear.
The person and what people are saying, it's 100% what it's about.
She, on purpose, didn't thank her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus.
Shade.
Because she went through every member of her family.
She was doing it on purpose where she thanked everyone,
including their fiancé, your wife.
I don't even know the name of those people.
What's the problem?
What's her beef with Billy Ray Cyrus, her dad?
I'm pretty sure they've been in a feud.
Her and her dad have been feuding.
It was, I think it's all around, obviously, her dad and her mum
were together for a long, long time.
Yeah.
And then they broke up and then he's went off and married
some girl that's younger than Miley.
Oh, okay.
And I don't think...
He's in the bad books.
they're on the best terms
at the moment.
And Miley thought,
you know how I'm going to get my dad back?
At the Grammys.
It's so weird, eh,
for like super famous people
because all families have feuds.
Absolutely.
Every family has issues.
You might stand up at Christmas dinner
and say something like that,
which is like,
because that is passive aggressive.
A hundred percent is what it is.
That's the definition of passive aggressive.
And you might do something or say something or send a passive aggressive text.
But if you're Miley Cyrus famous, you do it on a world stage.
The whole world watches it.
We talk about it on a radio station on the other side of the globe the next day.
If you're Billy Ray Cyrus, you're just like, oh man, can we keep some of this shit in the family?
I was going to say, can't you just put it in the family chat like every other family?
There's a viral video of our show at the moment that we need to address as a family.
We're going to do that soon.
I just don't want people listening to think that we have ignored this video that's on the internet that is popping up in people's feeds.
Can I just say?
It's quite a confronting confession in the video.
We're not ignoring it, okay?
We will address it on the show soon.
No, I would like to ignore it.
I think we should just move on.
Just let it breeze past.
No need to spend any more time discussing that video
or what was said.
I think we just need to put it to bed, move on.
If you don't know what we're talking about,
you've got time to do some homework
to go and watch our TikTok account.
It's the most recent video.
You know it. It's got almost recent video. You'll know it.
It's got almost 2 million views.
I can't.
Why this video?
Why is this video the one that goes viral?
And it's not just like a little bit viral.
Like millions of people have heard me make this confession.
That's right.
We'll address it as a family very shortly,
but first a birthday bang.
Millions.
Millions, literal millions.
Like people from my past back in Australia are like,
I just saw this video of you.
The number one song on your 16th birthday,
let's figure out what Brooke says.
Hi, Brooke.
Hi, Brooke.
Hello.
Have you seen the video, Brooke?
No, I don't know what time you're talking. You don't need to even says. Hi, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hello. Have you seen the video, Brooke? No, I don't know what time you're talking.
You don't need to even worry about it, Brooke.
She doesn't even know that you did an aqua-po.
Did you say aqua-po?
I'm just going to breeze past it.
Brooke, this is not about me.
It's a touchy subject, Brooke.
Let's do your birthday thing.
It is about you, Brooke.
What is your birthday?
The 2nd of January, 2003. All subject, Brooke. Let's do your birthday. It is about you, Brooke. What is your birthday? The 2nd of January, 2003.
All right, Brooke.
That means you were 16 in 2019.
And on the 2nd of Jan, 2019, this was number one.
Ava Max, Sweet But Psycho.
Huge tune in 2019.
Do you like it, Brooke? Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah. That was big for Ava Max, Sweet Bit Psycho. Huge tune in 2019. Do you like it, Brooke?
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah.
That was big for Ava Max.
One of my favourite Ava Max songs.
Yeah, me too.
Let's go to Andrea on 0800DIALZM.
Hi, Andrea.
Hi, Andrea.
Hi, guys.
Have you seen the video?
No, I haven't.
No, I was thinking about going to check it out.
No, don't bother, Andrea. It's real boring, Andrea. No, it haven't. No, I was thinking about going to check it out. Don't bother, Andrea.
It's real boring, Andrea.
No, it's not.
It's a revelation is what it is, that video.
This is going to haunt me for the rest of my life.
Anyway, let's focus on you, Andrea, and do your birthday banger.
What's your date of birth?
Oh, I don't know how I'm going to compete with that last one,
but it's the 28th of January, 1975.
You've got this, Andrea.
You were 16 in 1991, The 28th of January, 1975. You've got this, Andrea.
You were 16 in 1991.
And your birthday banger is...
Yeah.
Vanilla Ice.
Yeah.
It's my favourite Vanilla Ice song.
Such a good Vanilla Ice song, yeah.
You like it, Andrea?
No, I just like that one. Yeah. Good throwback. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Rosa. Ice song, yeah. Yeah. You like it, Andrea? No, I just like that one.
Yeah.
Good throwback.
Okay, wait there.
We'll do one more birthday banger for Rosa.
Kia ora, Rosa.
Hi, Rosa.
Hi, how are you both?
We're good.
I've been, you know, better, but we're doing okay.
Rosa, I'm just going to ask you, have you seen the video we're talking about?
No, I haven't. Oh, maybe it's not as viral as we think.
Yeah.
Maybe it's fine. She's not one think. Yeah. Maybe it's fine.
She's not one of the two.
Maybe it's two million people outside of New Zealand that have seen this video.
I hope so.
I hope so.
Rosa, tell us, mate, what's your birthday?
It's the 19th of June, 1993.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 2009.
We've done the mathematics and this is your birthday banner.
Without LaRue, Bulletproof.
I do remember this song.
Yeah, it's a great song.
I love that song.
It's a good one, Rosa.
Rosa's not sure.
She's on the fence. I don't mind that.
I definitely remember it playing a lot.
I'm going to vote for it.
I like it that much.
I'm voting for it to win birthday banger.
I'm voting for it too.
There we go, Rosa.
Oh, yay.
You're the winner.
We did.
Congratulations.
Stick with us, everybody, because after this song,
we will address the Brie Thomas' l aquapoo video i've got
an important phone call i need to make
brie and clint zed and brie and clint that's larue and bulletproof winner of birthday banger 2009
well done rosa okay we have to address this.
I feel like we can just move on with our lives and not talk about this
or what was said or what happened ever again.
But it's in the news and it's about us.
It's in the bloody Australian news websites.
All the Australian media has picked up the story now.
There's a headline in news.com, which is the biggest news site in Australia,
that says
radio host makes shocking
confession. I've
got people that I went to high school
with messaging me saying they've seen it
in the news. If you missed it on
Wednesday last week on this very show,
Bree made this
shocking confession.
Like, we've all done a poo in the sea.
It was...
Yes, we have.
Have you guys done that?
Over the weekend, the video of that radio break was posted to TikTok,
where it currently has 1.7 million views,
162,000 likes, 2,300 comments.
It's been shared 4,700 times.
Oh, my God.
You know what the worst part of all this was?
Is this happened last week, right?
And over the long weekend, I was in the coromandel which not near a beach were you
i was near a beach keep her away from the beaches i i kid you not i had a complete stranger
come up to me on the beach yesterday and he looked me dead in the face he goes
let me know when you're going in the water.
Your reputation precedes you.
I just looked at him and I was just, I've got nothing.
I've got no comeback.
It's because you said this.
Like we've all done a poo in the sea.
Can I just say I stand by it?
I stand by what I said.
I'm not trying to retract what I said.
I'm not trying to cover it up.
Once it's come out, it's very hard to retract.
Especially in the sea.
It is what it is.
It happened.
An emergency aqua poo, these things happen.
I believe that you genuinely felt that it was more normal
than it appears to be when you said it,
and that's why you said it.
Can I just go on the record, though, and say I didn't say it as in I think it's normal to do all the time.
Yeah.
It's not like a common thing, like, you know, doing a wee in the sea.
But you've got to do it well.
A wee in the ocean.
I'm just saying.
Live a little.
I thought it was more common that people would have found themselves in a situation where they had to do an emergency aqua poo.
And turns out, not too many have found themselves in that emergency.
Well, let's check.
I've got a cross-section of some of the best comments on this viral video.
Have you got an accurate smorgasbord?
Yeah, I've got a few comments.
An array?
Someone commented, I've peed with the fishes, but I've never dropped a log on them.
Someone else commented, 52 years old and never pooed in the sea.
Well, must be nice.
Can I just say?
Must be nice.
There's a big gap in that video where the producers and I
kind of just look at each other to see if we all heard the same thing.
Yeah, the silence was deafening.
Someone commented, that silence was loud.
That's how bad the silence was.
The way that no one would ever pull this kind of information from me,
I would rather die first
than share this kind of thing.
Say again? What was that?
The way that no one would ever pull
this kind of information out of me,
I would rather die first than share
this. Oh, no one was pulling anything out of anyone.
Just slid out. Just kind of
just happened. I said it was an emergency.
The video opens with this.
Like we've all done a poo in the sea.
And someone's commented, I beg your finest pardon.
It is a very aggressive opening to a video.
Like play it again.
This is literally you're scrolling through TikTok and you're like, oh, yeah a video. Like, play it again. This is the literally, you're scrolling through
TikTok and you're like, oh yeah, video.
And then this video opens
with, like, we've all done a poo in the
sea. Very aggressive.
And then just a woman floundering.
And then just me panicking.
Robbie commented,
I'm never going in the ocean
again.
Kelly Porter commented,
my freaking eyebrows went straight far up.
There's no one.
Can I just say there's no one in these comments that said,
I'm with you, happened to me before.
I've got one.
I found one of your people.
Okay.
I'm from Banner.
Don't call them my people.
I pooed in my local swimming pool.
The chlorine just disinfects it.
That's not true.
That is not true.
I didn't poo in a pool.
Close.
I refuse.
No.
Can I just say, not the same.
Pooing in a pool, pooing in the ocean, not the same.
We're dealing with the viral video that we now have
associated with the Bree and Clint show
where Bree admits to this.
She says...
Like, we've all done a poo in the sea.
Someone said, my friend did an aqua dump
and it chased us in the water.
I can imagine.
I can imagine.
The thing is, you guys are lucky
you've never had to do an aqua poo.
That's what somebody else said.
Yeah.
Like I said, it was an emergency.
My sister pooed in the bathtub a lot when she was a toddler.
Does that count?
That does not count.
Toddlers will be toddlers.
And I think my favourite comment on the viral video where Brie admitted, sorry, where Brie admitted this.
Like, we've all done a poo in the sea.
Someone just commented, Eric just wrote, aqua birth.
I'm going to be known for this now.
This is what, like, and actually,
I don't want to be known as the girl who did the aqua poo.
Nobody would.
And then people will start, a song like aqua poo, aqua poo.
Like I could just picture it now.
There's going to be T-shirts made.
At your funeral.
At my funeral.
Bree was known for not much but mainly one thing, pooing in the ocean.
Six successful seasons of Celebrity Treasure Island.
This is the video you're known for. Like we've all done a poo in the ocean. Six successful seasons of Celebrity Treasure Island. This is the video you're known for.
Like we've all done a poo in the sea.
I mean, it is on brand for me, so.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see how alone you really are.
I'm only going to do this once.
I think we only do this once
and then we bring the tone of the show
right back up after this.
Are we going to do a poll?
We're going to do a poll.
No, we're going to do a poo.
We're going to do a poo-all.
A poo-all. 0800 do a pool. A pool.
0800 dial ZM like Bree. Have you?
Okay. Very simple question.
If you know, you know.
Where are my people? Please
join me. Let us
unite together
for one big dump.
Aqua dumpers. 0800
dial ZM. Aqua dumpers. This is the only time. This isumpers 0800 dial ZM.
Aquadumpers.
This is the only time.
This is the only time we're doing this.
Never again.
It's called viral, guys.
It's funny.
Bree and Clint.
Like we've all done a poo in the sea.
It was.
Yes, we have.
Stop playing the audio.
Welcome back, everybody.
It's the Brian Clint Show on ZM.
We just addressed it so we can put it to bed.
The viral video.
We never intended this video to go viral, by the way,
but it's almost had two million views on TikTok.
Where Brie admitted to doing her business in the ocean. It was an emergency.
What would you have rathered if you were on the boat with me,
emergency, do it in my pants or jump over the side of the boat,
pull my togs off?
Were you in a boat?
Yes.
So there were other people around?
There's quite a few, yeah.
Really?
It wasn't a good time for me.
I didn't say it like I was proud of it
Yeah and to the people who are asking for logistics
Like did she pull the togs to the side
Was it solid
Was it not
We don't need to go into that kind of detail okay
That's not necessary
Bree's asked for a support network
Where we could ask
Open the phone line
So she doesn't feel so alone
I didn't ask for this by the way
I wanted to move on
Not talk about it again. We want
to just ask, Bre has,
have you? So we've opened the phone
lines to the whole country.
This is bullshit, by the way.
We've had one person call through.
No, producers, this is BS.
One person.
Yeah, why is there only one person there if there was
more people? Yeah. There was more people
calling, I saw them.
We'll leave the lines open for the entire break.
Okay, so they're still open on 0800 dials at the end,
but let's go to this person who wants to remain anonymous,
mainly because I don't think they want this thing associated with them.
Yeah, that would be horrible if your name was attached to it.
Hello, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi, I'm one of Bree's people.
I'm sorry.
Yes, anonymous. One of Bree's people. I'm sorry. Yes, Anonymous!
One of Bree's people.
A girl needs support out here, okay?
Thank you, Anonymous.
Thank you.
And let me just ask, was your situation an emergency or was it for leisure?
No, it wasn't an emergency.
It was a bit of a lactose attack, to put it that way.
Leisure.
I feel you.
Leisure.
You never know.
Who's out there doing it for leisure?
I feel you as a fellow lactose intolerant sufferer.
Oh, don't bring lactose into the...
It's fine for an anonymous, don't you?
This is the first time in a week
that you've brought up the lactose element, okay?
I am lactose intolerant.
Don't look for an easy out now that Anonymous has suggested it.
Do you think it was an easy out?
I have to jump over the side of the boat and do a poo.
It wasn't the easy out.
My dog poos every time she's in the water.
It's extremely embarrassing when people are swimming.
That's a dog.
Okay, that's a dog.
Here we go.
We've got another caller for you.
Hello, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi.
Are you too one of Bree's people? I am. I'm really
not a good moment but yes I am. These things
happen right Anonymous? Yeah they do.
Where were you? Paint a picture for us. So
I was with some friends. I was probably 12 or so.
Okay so you were a child.
Yeah.
I was, my mum wasn't there or anything,
so I had no option to leave.
I was just with these guys.
And I kind of went a couple of metres away from them
because I was just desperate and I couldn't hold it in.
Pulled the togs to the side and let it go.
Yeah, in the ocean.
Yeah, as a 12-year-old.
It's not the same because she's 12.
How old were you?
How old were you?
How old were you?
You're 34 now.
How old were you?
25.
25.
Thanks, Anonymous.
We appreciate your honesty.
There's one more anonymous caller here. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. We appreciate your honesty.
There's one more anonymous caller here.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
This is the last time we will do this topic.
It's the last time we'll do anything like this.
The bar is raised directly after this break.
But are you in Bree's Ocean Poo Support Network?
I definitely am.
Thank you, Anonymous. Was yours an emergency?
It was.
Got a bit of rumbly belly while I was out surfing.
Wait.
Surfing.
Wait.
Were you riding the brown wave, were you?
Yeah, I was.
Wetsuit and all.
I was going to say wetsuit.
So did you have to take off your whole wetsuit in the ocean?
Let's just leave it at that, eh? Anonymous. No, no, no. Did you do off your whole wetsuit in the ocean? Let's just leave it at that, eh?
Anonymous.
No, no, no.
Did you do it in the wetsuit?
Yeah, because I was out in the sea.
Oh, my God.
That's why they call it a steamer.
Oh.
Cleveland steamer.
Oh.
Anonymous, your story's way worse than mine.
It's so much worse.
You poor thing.
Imagine taking that wetsuit off.
You burn that one.
Yep.
Yeah, you burn that one.
You burn that one.
That one goes.
All right, thank you for your bravery.
Thank you for your honesty, Anonymous.
Thank you, Anonymous.
I'll see you at the next meeting.
Aquapoo's Anonymous.
A-A-A.
Yeah.
Bree and Clint.
I, new year, knew me still surprisingly
We're into February
My rizzos have held out
Somehow
Did you just shorten resolutions to rizzos
Yeah is that not cool
No it's cool
My New Year's rizzos
Anyway I'm still doing them
I reckon as soon as the weather gets shit they'll go out the window
I feel like I just
Want people to fall off the Bandwagon because it's filling up my F45 class.
Yeah, yeah.
You know?
They're just packed.
I know.
And now that school's gone back, all these parents are going to have time to get back into the gym.
Yeah.
So you watch out.
Don't worry.
They'll fall off the wagon.
And I'll probably be right there with them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I, though, in my fitness quest, have become obsessed with counting my steps.
And I've always had a watch that could do it, but I never really paid any attention
to it.
And now I'm like, okay, if I can't get a workout in, at least I know if I've done 10,000 steps,
I've had a good day.
I almost never, never get 10,000 steps.
10,000's a lot.
I have a sedentary job.
Like, I sit down for my job and I do my best.
Like I'm standing up right now.
Where have, can I ask though, where have you got the number 10,000 from?
Just that number that everybody says.
But that number's actually quite unattainable.
Like we've talked about studies they've done where they're like,
it's actually not 10,000 steps.
10,000 steps a day is actually a lot.
Well, over the weekend, I went to a show.
I went to watch Kevin MacLeod from Grand Design speak.
That would have been a rave.
And believe it or not, the people sitting beside me were quite a bit older than me.
Okay.
At that show.
Who would have thought?
I mean, fantastic show though.
Fantastic show.
These two lovely ladies discussing their steps and they both had their Fitbits on and their apps open
and they were comparing steps.
Each of those ladies had done 24,000 steps that day.
How?
Have they walked a marathon?
How?
How?
They didn't look like they'd walked a marathon.
The only time I've ever done over 20,000 steps is at a music festival
and I am going from one side to the other
looking for my friends.
Yeah, I think I got 32,000 at Electric Avenue last year,
but that was back and forth and back and forth.
And you can't do that every day.
On the weekend, I got 9,500 steps.
Yesterday, actually.
It felt like the weekend.
But to do that, I had to go for a five kilometre run that morning.
So am I meant to do a five kilometre run every day? How are people getting these steps? I don't go off steps.
Don't you? Nah, I go off like distance. Right. Because I feel like, you know, for me, like if I
can walk more than like, normally my goal is eight kilometres a day is like the standard.
And like that means I'll go on at least a 5 kilometre
where I'm walking with pace.
But that should be 8,000 steps.
8 kilometres should be 8,000 steps.
Should it?
Is that the math?
Yeah, yeah, because your stride is about a metre.
8 kilometres.
Anyway, a bit of honesty, I got 9,500 yesterday
but it doesn't count because I had to do a run.
Can we do a walk around the room and see what everyone's steps look like? 8,000 steps
is 6.4 kilometres.
How many steps did you do yesterday?
Yesterday?
Ella, how many steps did you do yesterday?
I hate this.
6,000.
6,000? I'll take it.
8,700.
I was walking on the beach a lot.
Claudia, how many steps did you do yesterday?
7,050.
Claudia!
New leaf.
Don't ask me about today, though.
Don't ask you about today?
No.
How many today?
1,400.
1,400.
It's almost six o'clock.
I hurt my knee, okay?
Do you have people that carry you around in your life?
Like, how do you have so little?
Just to make everybody feel better,
apparently the average adult male takes about 5,300 steps a day.
How much?
How much?
5,300.
Yeah.
And the average adult female takes 4,900.
So you're right, that 10,000 number.
It's a lot.
It's not real.
Or at least that's what I'm going to keep telling myself.
Your goal should be like 7,000 to 8,000.
Start with that.
I'm sitting on 3,200 for the day.
Better than nothing.
What am I meant to do, walk on the spot?
Yeah, I mean, people do do that.
Bree and Clint.
I saw this article today that says,
scientists believe they have found the key characteristic that
could determine how long your dog
will live. I don't know if I want to know this.
You know sometimes I'll be at home with
my dogs and I'll
think about how, you know,
hopefully
I will outlive them, but at some
point... You think you'll outlive
your dog? Oh, sorry, that's the way you want
it to be. Sorry. I thought you were like
leaning over to the dog and you're like,
let me die first.
No, you know what I mean. And at some point...
The dog's like, lady, who's going to feed me?
I'll have to say goodbye
to them and it makes me really sad.
I get it. I get it. But maybe this is good
for you. Okay? Maybe this is good news.
It's a large study
that took data from more than half a million dogs,
584,000 dogs.
That's a big study.
Across the UK.
They found that these things determine longevity for dogs.
Snout length.
Okay.
Body size and sex as in gender, dog gender.
They're the key criteria in determining how long the dog will live.
I thought when they did a poo, you count the rings.
That's how old it is.
Yeah, right.
That's how old it is.
So a medium-sized, flat-faced male, like a bulldog,
is three times more likely to live a short life
than a small-sized, long-faced female,
like a little dachshund or...
Yeah.
Like a female dachshund, yeah.
Yeah, even an Italian greyhound, it seems.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Smaller dog.
Smaller dog.
Long snout.
Female.
Long snout.
Interesting.
The longer the snout...
The longer the life.
The smaller the dog, the more female it is. Those are the key characteristics. Interesting. The longer the snout. The longer the life. The smaller the dog, the more female it is.
Those are the key characteristics.
Interesting.
Female dogs live longer than males.
Small dogs live longer than large ones.
Small to medium dogs with pronounced schnozzers live over 12 years on average.
And flat-faced dogs of all sizes, big and small, if they've got the smushy face, they live for a lot less.
A lot less.
Yeah, well, they've got a lot more medical problems.
Health problems, often more inbred.
Yeah, breathing problems, all that kind of thing.
All those dogs you get from the SPCA, all the rescue dogs.
Sound exactly like these ones.
Real long schnoz on them.
Long schnozes.
Yeah, and they're indestructible.
It's like an SPCA cat. They always say. You can't kill them. Long schnozes. Yeah. And they're indestructible. It's like an SPCA cat.
They always say.
You can't kill them.
It's the same.
The more mixed they are.
The more mongrel they are.
The more like, you know, strong, gened.
So there you go.
If you're looking for a dog, get a long schnaut.
That's what we want.
And a lady dog.
I always look for long schnaut lady dogs.
Yeah.
I always say it's not how long the schout is, it's what you do with it.
But, you know, whatever you're into.
Brianne Clint at ZM.
Brianne Clint.
Demi Lovato is in a bit of hot water at the moment over an event she sung at.
And the song she decided to sing at this particular event.
Okay.
Okay.
So, the American Heart Association's annual Go Red for Women
in Red Dress Collection concert, that's the name of the event. Catchy.
Was an event intended to raise awareness about
deadly cardiovascular issues. Okay. So heart disease.
Heart disease. Essentially. Demi Lovato's gone viral
after people at the event have filmed a particular song of hers that she's performed at the American Heart Association event.
It was this song.
She did not. She did it She did not.
She did.
She did not.
She did.
Someone on social media has commented saying,
I don't think she thought this one through.
While someone else said, wait, I thought this was a joke.
It wasn't.
It's not a joke.
She has commented and has said,
this song has many parallels for me, my journey,
and a reminder for all of us in the room
just how strong the mind-heart-body connection truly is.
Pass off, Demi Lovato.
You're just trying to cover up for it.
Oh, I think it was...
How could you not have thought about it?
Not the right song at an event where people are there
because they've suffered with cardiovascular disease.
Also, haven't they been through enough?
Now they have to sit through a Demi Lovato performance?
Oh, come on.
She made the wrong song choice, but come on.
Come on.
Gosh, you missed the mark on that one eh
Big time
That's the end of Wednesday
On a short week
How freaking good
How good only two days till the weekend baby
That makes tomorrow hump day
Yes
And Friday that'll be like Friday
It'll be Friday we'll just be Friday
Oh man so I heard some depressing break on the radio over the weekend Was it on our show Yes. And Friday, that'll be like Friday. It'll be Friday. We'll just be Friday.
Oh, man.
So I heard some depressing break on the radio over the weekend.
Was it on our show?
I don't know.
The DJ was like, I don't think it was us. The DJ was like, there are about 22 days of summer left.
Why are you saying that?
I know.
I know.
But it's been a great summer so far.
No, I want more.
That's why it's gone so fast
You will
It'll go on through March
March is basically summer
When do you reckon it finishes?
When's Daylight Savings finish?
Great question
Because I feel like that's the beginning
Of the real grim
Month to come
I get up at 6
And over Christmas and stuff,
it's daylight at six.
Yeah, it's bright.
It's pushed back to like
ten past six now.
That's still okay.
No, I know,
but it's just a sign
that we're on the other side,
that the days are getting shorter.
April 7th, daylight savings.
That's when it's...
That's when it's all over.
It's all over Red Rover
It's all over
Yeah yeah yeah
But we should mention that
Because people don't want to hear that
Don't think about it
Get out there tonight
Take advantage of the summer
Yep
Do something this evening
You won't
You're going to go home
And make dinner
And watch Netflix
But you know
Get out there
Go for a walk
Go for a walk
Yeah
Take your dog
For a late night walk
Yeah
Have fish and chips on the beach
You won't
You won't You'll go home
You're going to go and watch Married at First Sight
Yeah there'll be shows on that you need to catch up on
You know carpe that DM
Yeah live a little
Live while we're young
That should be a song
See you guys tomorrow
Bye guys Bye, guys.