ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th July 2023
Episode Date: July 6, 2023Fridayoke in the AM. Bree goes to Costco. Songs you may not know are covers. Beige flags. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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The ZM Podcast Network.
Brianne Clint filling in for Flexport and Aileen.
That's us. Good morning everybody.
It's good to be here with you.
It's Brianne Clint on your Friday morning.
Morning guys.
Is there something that you and Claudia want to ask me?
You and producer Claude?
Happy birthday.
No, no, no. Claudia and I specifically need to ask you something
Not producer Ella
Because she's already asked
No, no, because it only affects you and producer Claude
Oh wait, did you bring
Oh, where's my, have you got cheesecake for us?
Where's my cheesecake?
I did remember the wet cheesecake.
Bree promised us cheesecake earlier this week, and we've been yet to see it.
A wet cheesecake.
Wet cheesecake specifically.
Which I've never heard of.
Yeah.
Did you bring my doll?
I haven't had time to make your doll.
Those who don't know, our producer Ella is a vegan, and so...
Yeah, I'm not just not including her.
When Claudia and I heard there was wet cheesecake up for grabs,
we were like, yeah, we want a bit of this.
We need to try some of this fabled cheesecake.
And Ella said, I don't eat cheesecake.
Could you make me a dahl instead?
I mean, you did offer.
You guys have never had a wet cheesecake.
I think I have.
Are those the ones they have at KFC?
Oh, yeah, might be.
Back in the 2000s.
Do KFC still do those little cheesecakes? I don't think so. Oh, yeah, it might be. Back in the 2000s. Do KFC still do those little
cheesecakes? I don't think so.
Oh, my God. How do we let those slip by without
a fuss? No, I don't think that they do.
Okay, well, where's the cheesecake?
It's in the fridge. It's a wet cheesecake.
Well, when do we get to eat it? It'll melt.
Do you want to eat it? It's 6.02 in
the morning. Do you want to eat it right now?
I mean, you can. We have cheesecake for breakfast,
can't you, on a Friday? Yeah, I've had porridge. I'm good to go. Do you want to eat it right now? I mean, you can. We have cheesecake for breakfast, can't you? On a Friday.
Yeah, I've had porridge.
I'm good to go.
Yeah, I've had... Do you guys want it?
And then we'll have the review in the next...
After the song.
Yeah, we might as well.
Yeah.
You sure?
Claude, we going to have some cheesecake for breakfast?
Yeah, yeah.
Anytime.
Yes, please.
Cheesecake, please.
Claude's like, I feel peer pressure.
Yeah, cheesecake, please.
Yes, please.
Good morning, everybody.
Welcome to the show.
We're going to have some fun today. Friday Okie is going down on the show. We're going to sing a Paramore song. If you've never heard us do Friday Okie before, it's where we embarrass
ourselves. And now that we're doing it in the morning, we're going to embarrass ourselves
to a much bigger audience. We could have picked a song that we would have been, you know,
quite good at considering we're on breakfast and people are going to be judging us even more if they've not heard the segment.
Yeah, I agree.
But we didn't.
We chose this one.
Such a good song too.
Yeah, she's one of the best singers and vocalists getting around.
But, hey, that's way too fun and energetic.
Let's kick the show off with the most depressing, boring song you've ever heard.
Here's David Kushner on ZM.
Oh, this will get me going in the morning.
Brian Clint, you're on ZM.
Brian Clint.
It's Trie versus lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Here we go.
We play this every afternoon on our show.
We kick off the show with it, actually.
The tradies are on 55 wins for the year,
and the ladies, they're out in front by five on 60.
Let's go to our lady first, calling in from Auckland.
She's 31 years old and she's terrified of belly buttons.
Good morning, Kelsey.
Hello, Kelsey.
Isn't it weird to think, Kelsey, that belly buttons are just a big scar?
Oh, I just can't even deal.
Like, I've got kids and the whole umbilical cord, belly button thing, I just can't deal.
Isn't it even weirder to think that belly buttons are mouths that we don't use anymore?
Oh, don't even go there.
Yeah, it's weird.
Okay, you're taking on our tradie today.
He's calling in from Hamilton.
He's 29 and he plays volleyball.
Welcome to the show, Isaac.
G'day, Isaac.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
Isaac, how tall are you if you play volleyball?
I'm 6'5". 6'5"? Jeez. Yep, that's it going? Good, thanks. Isaac, how tall are you if you play volleyball?
6'5". 6'5"?
Jeez.
Yep, that's pretty tall.
Yeah, you'll be good on the volleyball court.
Okay, Isaac, your buzzer is tradie, and Kelsey, your buzzer is lady.
First to three correct answers gets that $50 cash.
Good luck.
All right, get those buzzers ready.
Question number one, how old was Lorde when she released the song Royals?
Yes, Isaac.
16. God, he's on the money.
You're on the board as well with one to the
tradies. Question number two.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings
this song.
Yes, Isaac.
Drake.
It is Drake. You're off
to a flyer. Kelsey, you need this one here to stay in it. It is Drake. You're off to a flyer.
Kelsey, you need this one here to stay in it.
Question number three.
In which country can you find the Whitsunday Islands?
Kelsey, lady.
Yes, Kelsey.
Australia.
It is Australia.
Nice work.
You're on the board with one.
Question number four.
Which New Zealand retail store used to use the slogan,
where everyone gets a bargain?
Yes, Isaac, for the win.
The warehouse.
The warehouse.
The warehouse where everyone gets a bargain.
Well done, Isaac.
You've just cleaned up and taken home $50 cash ahead of the weekend.
Oh, thank you.
That was a real solid spike from Isaac.
Volleyball term.
Volleyball term.
Bree and Clint.
Cheesecake review.
Your 6 a.m. cheesecake that I've just brought in for you and Claudia.
Wet cheesecake.
That's important.
A wet cheesecake.
Delicious.
It is delicious. Claudia? I. A wet cheesecake. Delicious. And it's delicious.
Claudia?
I don't want to be rude, but my Nana's is better.
But it's not a wet cheesecake.
This is the best wet cheesecake I've ever had.
You're not comparing baked cheesecake with wet cheesecake.
You can't compare.
They're different cheesecakes.
They're very different.
Is this lemon or passion fruit?
Lemon.
Lemon, yeah.
Lemon.
And normally I'd put raspberries on it,
but they're like $12 a punnet,
so I wasn't buying them for you guys.
It's very good.
It was very good.
Your biscuity base could do with some more structure.
Jesus, this is... I'm never bringing you guys something again.
It's like...
It's like...
But that's the point.
Yeah, I know.
It's crumbly.
Yeah, I want it crumbly,
but I also want to be able to cut a slice of it
and then scoop it out on that biscuit base a bit more.
I'm just saying a bit more robust structure for next time.
It's good to have work on.
Yeah, never bring you guys anything again.
Yeah, next time you bring us a free Tuesday.
Jesus, negative.
It's called negative reinforcement.
And so that way she feels the need to impress us.
So she'll bring another one.
Yeah, yeah.
It's negging.
You should know your audience because that just makes me go,
never doing that for them again.
Nah, I know my audience and she's like,
I'll show them, I'll make the greatest cheesecake they've ever seen.
No, you don't know me because I'm just going to go, nah.
I really enjoyed it and I really appreciate it.
And if you ever want to bring another one.
See, now I'll bring Claudia one.
But do better.
Whatever.
Let me see you guys make a wet cheesecake.
Let's see it.
You don't want to eat my wet cheesecake, Matt.
Let's see it.
Get a bucket and a mop for my wet ass cheesecake.
What's the wet part?
Is it just not...
It's not baked.
It's not baked.
It's not a baked cheesecake.
Okay.
It sits in the fridge.
Listen to you up on your high horse
commenting on the wet cheesecake.
You don't even know the difference.
Snap hole 9696.6, 9-6.
Yeah, well Nana's is probably better.
She's had more time to perfect it.
Wet or dry for your cheesecake, 9-6, 9-6.
Yeah, you have had to have had both.
Have to have had both.
Yeah.
You see this story about this mystery white powder
that's been found in the White House?
Yeah, I did see this.
Quite alarming.
They had to evacuate the whole building or something?
Yeah, they had to evacuate the West Wing at least,
which is where the Oval Office is
and it's where a lot of the presidential staff work.
Found this white powder.
Could be anything.
Could be anthrax.
Cocaina.
Could be, yeah, could be...
Someone had a big night at the White House.
Yeah, could be any kind of powder-based terrorist attack.
You know?
They just don't know.
So they have to get everybody out of there.
Have they tested it?
They have tested it.
And they know what it is.
It's cocaine.
They have concluded the white powder phone in the White House.
It's cocaine.
I knew it.
Someone left their little baggie of cocaine.
God, someone's had a big night.
They'd have so much anxiety reading those news stories the next day.
They'd be like, oh, no.
Yeah.
That's mine.
Because they've brought an illegal substance into the White House,
so it will have to go to the FBI, who will find out whose it was.
How?
How can they find out?
Fingerprint the bag.
Oh, yeah, they can definitely do that.
And I think if you work in the White House,
probably you have to submit fingerprints
because you're privy to classified information and things like that.
So they'll just get the fingerprints and they'll go,
oh, yeah, it's David.
And David will go, oh, man.
Guys, it's been a long week, all right?
I just wanted to blow off some steam.
Okay, I'll fess up and I'll leave if I can have the rest of it.
Is there any left in that bag?
Because I paid a lot for it.
They don't know whose it is.
It could be left over from the Trump administration too.
Yeah, it could be.
It could be one of those crazy Trumpers.
I wonder where they found it.
It was in a room in a storage cupboard.
Not like it's sort of off to the side.
It wasn't like dropped on the carpet or something like that.
And the person who found it is a massive narc.
What a narc.
Yeah, what a big narc.
The White House have been at lengths to stress the fact that Joe Biden is not there.
He's not in the White House. Him and his family are at Camp David. It's not Joe Biden is not there. He's not in the White House.
Him and his family are at Camp David.
It's not Joe Biden's.
But when he heard the news, he's rushed back.
He's like,
could I try some?
Because I'm very old and very sleepy.
I'm very tired.
Yeah, anyway, not a terrorist attack.
More of a...
Three-day bender. Yeah, anyway, not a terrorist attack. More of a... Three-day bender.
Yeah, exactly that.
I just heard TikTok that Matthew McConaughey auditioned to play Jack in Titanic.
Did you know that?
No.
Yeah, he said he really wanted it.
He went hard for it.
How old would he have been?
I think him and Leo are similar ages.
Are they?
Yeah.
Let me Google it.
How old is...
You Google Matthew McConaughey because I can't spell it.
Old Matt McConaughey.
53?
Leo's 48.
Oh, okay.
So he's slightly older, Jack.
Yeah, okay.
And I feel like that character had to be quite young, didn't he?
Yeah.
How old?
Hey, Claude, I've just realised I haven't asked you to grab something
because it's too early.
Can you grab me the hook of Luke Combs' Fast Car, please?
Jack on Titanic, the character was 20 years old.
Was that how old he was meant to be?
Yeah.
God, I felt like he was younger because she was 18, I want to say.
Rose.
Was she? Was she? Was that character 18? Do you reckon? I feel like she was 18 I want to say. Rose. Was she? Was she?
Was that character 18? Do you reckon?
I feel like she was. Leonardo DiCaprio
was 22 when he was playing
Jack and Kate Winslet was
21. How old was
Rose on
Tannic?
I feel like she was young. 17. Yeah.
I thought she was like 17 or 18.
Really? Yeah. And they were like. That changes everything for Yeah, I thought she was like 17 or 18. Really? Yeah, and they were
like... That changes everything for me.
And the mum was like
literally selling her off to the rich
family. To the millionaire family. To save their
own family because they were bankrupt.
Oh my God, that changes everything. Yeah.
Wow. That was
like a big part of the storyline.
That movie's way more pervy now.
What, because of the...
Well, the nude,
drawing a nude 17-year-old.
Yeah.
And the steamy car scene.
Yeah.
Age her up a bit.
Age her up.
Well, I mean,
can't go back now.
It's not a true story.
No, it's not a true story.
It could have literally
made her any age they wanted.
Literally could have
if they wanted to.
No, no, sorry.
It is a true story.
No, it's not a true story.
But the Titanic part is true.
Yeah, but the part about Rose and Jack is a made-up story.
The Titanic part definitely happened.
Not the part about Jack and Rose.
That's a made-up part.
Hey, I want to talk about the song that's going absolutely bonkers
at the moment from Luke Combs, Fast Car. Nope.
This song is everywhere at the moment.
Could be the first time a lot of people have heard Luke Combs, who is a
massive superstar in country music.
What's scarier for me is it could be the first time people have heard Fast Car.
That is also true.
Yeah.
And that's the part I want to talk about,
because if that is the first time you've ever heard that song,
you probably have now figured out it is a cover of Tracy Chapman's Fast Car. Which is an iconic song.
One of the greatest songs.
Correct.
Yeah.
I thought we could talk about other songs that you might not have known are covers.
Because I find it quite interesting.
Because it depends how old you are, I think.
Yeah.
And like what you grew up listening to or what song you heard first.
Ella, do you know the Tracy Chapman version of Fast Car?
I did because in Intermediate we sang it.
Oh, fun.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
Let's kick it off with this absolute massive hit from Aretha Franklin.
Respect.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
That song is a cover.
Is it?
I know.
A cover originally recorded by a man.
Really?
Yes.
Otis Redding originally recorded it
and it sounded like this.
Hey little girl It's so sweet a little honey And I'm about to Really? Yes. Otis Redding originally recorded it and it sounded like this. Buzzy.
Sounds so different, eh?
There you go.
A cover.
Okay, it blew my mind already.
What else you got?
Another one.
No Doubt, the song.
This was pretty big for them.
It's My Life.
Did you realise that's a cover?
No.
Neither did I.
Originally recorded by a band called Talk Talk in 1984,
it sounded like this.
I'm embarrassed I didn't know that.
Fuzzy, eh?
Yeah.
Some of these others are going to, I feel like,
blow your mind as well.
Let's move on to number three from formerly known as the Dixie Chicks.
They're now the Chicks.
This song, Landslide.
Oh.
Well, I've been afraid of changing.
Huge hit for them.
Because I've built my life.
Massive.
Did you know?
It's a Dolly Parton song, isn't it?
It's a Fleetwood Mac song.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. From 1975, it sounded like this.
I did know that.
Such a good song.
What about the song from Counting Crows and Vanessa Carlton?
Big Yellow Taxi.
I know this is a cover, but I couldn't tell you who did the original.
So do you know the movie?
Of course you know the movie.
What movie am I talking about?
Love Actually. In Love Actually, you know the part where the husband is cheating on the wife
and he buys her a CD instead of the necklace?
That CD is from a woman named Joni Mitchell and she originally recorded this song. husband is cheating on the wife and he buys her a CD instead of the necklace. Yeah.
That CD is from a woman named Joni Mitchell and she originally recorded this song.
Let's go to the last one because this was a gigantic hit
for the band Smash Mouth, I'm a Believer.
And then I saw her face
I'm a believer
But it's a cover originally from the 1960s band The Monkees.
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
I like both versions.
Who also didn't write it.
No.
Well, there you go.
Just find a song that, you know, was a hit the first time and redo it.
That's exact.
I had dinner with a friend who works for a record label the other week,
and he said, that is a life hack.
He said, you just have to give
50% to the original artist
but you get to sing their song
so Luke Combs for example
has an amazing song
written for him
and let's not take anything
away from his performance
but he didn't have to write it
no
he gets 50% of the royalties
for that
and then has to give 50%
to Tracy Chapman
easy
awkward though
if you
if you do a cover
of a song
that was a massive hit
And then you do it and it's a flop
Yeah well that's the risk isn't it
Yeah that is the risk
Guys yesterday I was talking about
Making a big purchase in my life
A big decision
And it was whether to buy a whole wheel of cheese
Yeah
Because it's just good math
36 kilos of parmesan cheese
Yeah look we decided yesterday morning that probably a bit excessive.
Because I'm buying at least a thing of Parmesan every week, if not two.
Yeah.
We use a lot of Parmesan.
But there's like a mental handbrake there.
Because you're like, oh, running out of Parmesan, better taper off a little bit.
If you have 36 kilos of Parmesan, if you have unlimited Parmesan, your Parmesan consumption is going to go through the roof.
And?
Well, I'm going to...
Touche.
Then you don't have to worry, you know.
And then we looked into how much half a wheel costs and then all that kind of jazz.
Anyway, yesterday I decided I was going to go to Costco for the first time.
And for people, it's only in Auckland, isn't it?
It's only in Auckland.
It's only one in Auckland, but I'm sure everyone knows what Costco is.
It's the one where you get like big bulk versions of different items.
It's American-ass.
They sell giant versions of everything.
The trolleys are big.
Like everything is oversized there.
It's actually outrageous.
Like they've got muffins there that are a whole meal.
Like one muffin is a whole meal.
I'm not even joking.
So how was it?
It was weird but fun.
Like it was quite fun to see, you know, a giant 1.2 kilo
box of Nutri-Grain. I've seen those. Gigantic. Gigantic. Too big for the pantry is my issue.
So yeah, you've got 1.2 kilos of Nutri-Grain. It's not going to fill on the shelf in your
pantry. No, where are you going to put that? That Nutri-Grain now lives on the bench. That's
now decorative. That's now decorative Nutri-Grain.
Look, I'm quite worried because my partner and I went
and we got a bit excited.
It was our first time there and anyone that's been to Costco
will know the first time you go there, you get overwhelmed
and you just pick stuff out because, you know, you've never seen it before.
Everything you see, even stuff you don't need, you're like,
oh, that's a great deal.
Yeah.
Of course I want a jumbo bucket of licorice.
Is it a great deal, though?
Or are you just being blinded by the oversized items?
So I'm going through your Costco receipt at the moment.
And what I've done is I have compared it to prices of those things in like a normal supermarket.
Yeah, let's see if I actually got a good deal or not.
So you bought 48 rolls of quilted toilet paper?
I mean, great deal.
48 rolls.
My nan used to buy toilet paper by the 48 pack.
She lived alone.
You know how grandparents just never want to run out of toilet paper?
It's great.
When she passed away, there was a room full of toilet paper.
When?
What a when.
So you bought 48 regular rolls of Quilton for $35.98.
Yes.
I've had to do a bit of a conversion.
I've used eight packs of double-length rolls of Quilton.
Okay.
But it all evens out.
So an eight-pack of double-length is like a 16-pack of regular.
Got it.
And by that math, at $36, that's rounded up at Costco,
you have saved $2.
I mean, still saving.
Yes, Producer Claude.
Or four cents per roll.
Hey, still saving.
I'll take it.
Claudia?
That was a double thumbs up from me.
Yeah.
Oh, you're into the $2 saving.
Claudia. Any $2 saving. Claudia.
Any savings is a saving.
You'll store 48 rolls of toilet paper so long as you can save $2.
You'd have to buy a little container for it and lose your $2.
But, you know, all worth it.
Claudia loves a saving.
Okay.
Well, then let's keep going.
Let's see if we can get Claudia even more excited.
Parmesan, which I know cheese was the reason for the season.
It was the catalyst to go in the first place.
You've bought a 600 gram block of Parmesan for $24.99.
Okay.
So on the face of it, sounds like a pretty good deal.
For 600 grams of mainland cheese at a normal supermarket,
so you'd have to buy three of the 200 gram blocks,
but to get that 600 grams, you would pay $24.60.
So actually-
No, but did you just say normal mainland cheese?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
You can't compare.
Mainland Parmesan.
Oh, it's mainland Parmesan.
I'm comparing Parmesan with Parmesan.
Oh, gotcha.
You've actually lost 40 cents on that one.
Yeah, but that's a good type of Parmesan.
That's like the nice one.
All right, your feta cheese, you bought 550 grams of type of parmesan. That's like the nice one. Alright, your feta cheese. You bought
550 grams of feta cheese for $19.
The real nice one. The meadow,
what is it? Meadow
Bank? Meredith Feta.
Yeah, oh, that's the good stuff. Half a kilo.
You can get mainland
feta at the normal supermarket for
$25 a kilo. So on this feta
you actually lost $6.50.
No, no, no.
Normal feta's not the same as the goat's cheese, that type of feta.
This is feta.
No.
I'm comparing feta with feta.
No, you've got to compare the same product because I know for a fact I buy the two.
No, I just need feta.
In this economy, I just need feta and I can get a kilo for $25.
You're not a cheese connoisseur
You've lost $6.50
No I didn't because I buy the small one of the exact same
Feta and I pay the same price
Okay the last one I've looked at is your
1.2 kilo box of Nutri-Grain which you've paid
$15 for at Costco
That's a pretty good deal
Is it?
It'll go stale probably
Did you know that you can get a KG of budget brand multigrain,
which is...
Not the same.
You're such a dad.
Only $10 a kilo.
Maybe you've just been blinded by the Nutri-Grain logo.
You're such a dad.
Can you imagine?
He's such a dad.
He goes, all fed is the same.
It tastes the same.
It's fedder.
Fedder's fedder.
You spent $412 at costco
yesterday yeah but i've got some great deals i saw this uh tiktok yesterday of this woman who
was uh holidaying in um some fancy place centropay oh yeah uh i don't i think it was a honeymoon i
think she was on her honeymoon and she was talking about something in the hotel room
that I feel like has been a trend that's been happening more and more
and has happened to me before as well.
So she essentially was on her honeymoon
and she walks into this hotel room, beautiful hotel room,
and she notices a big problem we've got
some audio of here um of her talking about it i just got to my hotel room in centrepay and it is
literally every girl's nightmare that goes away with her boyfriend for the first few times i need
to show you this layout we got the bedroom and that's all fine and then you go into the bathroom
there's no door that leads to the bathroom And then there's literally no door for the toilet.
Nothing.
It is right next to the bedroom and there's no door.
Why is it an open plan bathroom?
Why do hotels do this to people?
Why?
This has happened to me before.
Remember that hotel we stayed in in Christchurch
and it had a glass window from the
shower through to the bedroom? Yes.
And then if you look through the shower
you could see the toilet on the other side too. But the
idea was that you would shower in front of this piece
of glass that was right next to the bed. And this
wasn't a dodgy hotel. This was a very
very nice hotel.
Why do I want to see
into the toilet? Why do
I want to hear the toilet?
I don't.
Chris Parker put up a good video a couple of months ago
of a hotel he was staying in in Melbourne
and it had like kind of the worst intermediate option
between those two.
So the toilet did have a door in the hotel room
they were staying in,
but the whole toilet room was frosted glass.
Oh, yeah, I've seen that before too.
So you could see the silhouette of the person sitting on the toilet
and see the silhouette of them wiping their bum.
I'm pretty sure Sky City, their apartments have that kind of layout
where it's like a glass box for the toilet.
Yeah.
So it locks in all of the juices in there.
When you go away to a hotel with your partner,
I think regardless of how long you've been together.
It does not matter if I've been with my partner for 12, 20, 30 years.
I don't want to hear them in the toilet.
The reason you're staying in a hotel is because it's more romantic than staying at home.
So why would I want to hear them going toilet?
Why would I want to see them going toilet?
Why would I want to smell what's going on in that toilet?
I was in a fairly new relationship
and my partner and I, we decided to go to Bali.
The last place on this earth
where you want a toilet that's out in the open.
And let me just say, it was a disaster.
For the funny tummy situation.
Barley belly, open plan living for the bathroom, not good.
We don't want an alfresco bathroom.
They should list on the list of amenities,
should be like Sky TV, spa pool, gym, door on the toilet.
That is a great option.
Bree and Clint. Sound the alarm because there is a great option. Bree and Clint.
Sound the alarm because there's a
new term.
Crap, the alarm
police are here.
Everyone sit up straight.
Have you guys heard of this
new term?
People will so think they're getting pulled over right now
in the car.
Sorry, that was alarming. No, that was alarming. I came across this new term that I'd never
heard before, doppelbanger. Doppelbanger. Have you ever heard of a doppelbanger? No,
I know what a doppelganger is. Doppelganger, when you find someone that looks like you.
Yeah. Well, doppelganger is your identikit.
They're exactly the same as you.
Or they just look quite similar.
No, it's become that.
But really, your doppelganger, the idea is out there somewhere in the world
is someone who looks exactly the same as you.
I know.
Isn't that weird to think about?
Yeah.
A doppelbanger.
I want to meet them and see if they've taken better care of their skin than me.
Oh, that would be interesting. Well, who's to say they'd be the same age as you?
Yeah, see? You never know. They could be 10 years younger than you. They could look
10 years younger than me. Yeah. Weird to think about. A doppelbanger
is the term used to describe couples
who look alike or have more than a passing resemblance to one another.
A doppelbanger.
I guess it also is the phenomenon of being attracted to someone
who looks like you, isn't it?
Well, I mean, they always say that opposites attract, don't they?
Yeah.
And that can be like...
But I've never looked into whether that's true or not.
No, but someone who, some people who have looked into it
are researchers from the University of Queensland in Australia have done a study where they've got 682 heterosexual participants and they essentially put them all on a million speed dates.
Yeah. and then where they interacted for about three minutes and then they had to complete a questionnaire
to rate both the facial attractiveness
and perceived kindness of the person that they were speed dating with.
From a short interaction.
Okay.
So what they found was the people with similar facial features overall
found each other more attractive
than those with different physical characteristics.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Interesting, eh?
Yeah.
There'll be some psychology of it deep down where you find people who are hot that you
find people hot that look kind of like you because it makes you feel like you're hot.
Well, I looked into it because I was like, they must have obviously found, you know,
reasons as to why.
Yeah. to it because I was like they must have obviously found you know reasons as to why yeah so they
noted that the preference for a similar facial features to your own uh can be due to the sense
of familial familiarity that one um which is associated with feelings of comfort intimacy
and belonging yeah but I also looked into this other study that I found real buzzy.
So apparently back in 2013, there was a study done where people were shown edited pictures
of their partner's face, right?
So they got shown one photo which included features from either a stranger's face.
So they kind of mesh their partners and a stranger's face together.
Give them someone else's nose.
Yes.
Yeah.
And then they gave them another photo of their partner where they meshed their partner's
face with their own face.
Gave them your nose.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So overall, people consistently preferred the edited face that more resembled themselves.
Isn't that funny?
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
It is. It is. Because deep down, you can go, well, you're only attracted to yourself.
Isn't it funny and it gives so much backing to that Instagram siblings or dating?
Yeah.
Which you've featured on.
Have I?
Oh, yeah, I did too.
You and your partner have been on siblings or dating.
Yeah.
So arguably you have chosen to date someone who looks like you.
Do I look like my wife, Lucy?
She doesn't have a beard, but.
Yeah, she doesn't have a beard.
I'd need to see a photo.
I'd need to see, maybe.
We don't, do we?
I don't know.
I actually can't.
You've thought about it too long.
It's getting awkward.
Okay. Yes, no, you do. You've seen her it too long. It's getting awkward. Okay.
Yes.
No, you do.
You've seen her plenty of times.
She's very attractive.
Just say we look similar so I can feel attractive too.
Totally.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Okay.
Thanks.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
In 2020, there was a podcast called Who Shat on the Floor at My Wedding, where an amateur
detective used dubious means to find out who pooed a long way from the bowl on a boat at their friend's wedding.
It was an absolute smash hit, the podcast.
I've listened to it.
I've loved it.
And I can't believe we have this woman on the show.
This is a little clip from the podcast.
If I was to ask you to identify 10 friends
that you think would be most likely to shit on a floor at your
wedding it's actually not something you really want to think about well you have and you do so
yeah we're writing a podcast about it so i think off the top of my head at least five people would
be very capable of doing something like that please welcome to the b Clint Show, amateur detective and Kiwi, Lauren Kilby.
Morning, Lauren.
G'day, Lauren.
Good morning.
How are you?
Lauren, this is so exciting to have you on the show and also so exciting that this podcast
yet again is blowing up and taking the world by storm.
What's it like for you being the amateur detective on such a successful podcast?
I mean, I'm hoping, you know, a few more job offers might come in after this.
We have a phantom.
I mean, that was pro bono, that project.
But, you know, maybe I'll get paid next time.
Yeah, that would be a bonus.
I've worked in a workplace where there was a phantom pooer before.
Have you had many offers from people of poo-based detective work come in so far?
It's honestly insane how many people have a story like this.
Yeah.
And a lot of them are relating to weddings and bachelor parties.
I mean, I kind of expect that from a bachelor party.
I mean, I don't excuse it, but I wouldn't be overly surprised.
But weddings, I mean, tend to be kind of a celebration of love and not really the kind of place where you go around shitting on the floor.
No.
Yeah, you're meant to be on your best behaviour.
I agree with you.
Bachelor parties, hen's nights, you know, stuff can get wild.
But a wedding.
You're in your number ones.
This poo is vintage now because the podcast came out in 2020,
but even when you guys made the podcast about it,
the poo had happened two years previous, hadn't it, Lauren?
Yes, it had.
And unfortunately, because I attended the wedding,
but I didn't have a DNA kit on me.
And actually, I wasn't a detective at the time.
I was just a guest.
No, you weren't a self-ordained detective. No, exactly. We didn't preserve
the evidence unfortunately, but yes, we did it about a year and a half after the
wedding. So five years later we are here still talking about the same
poo. This has blown up again because of Twitter. Someone
tweeted a review of the podcast, which has been retweeted
8,000 times,
and all of a sudden it's straight back into the charts.
And you guys are actually working on a season two for this podcast, aren't you?
We are.
We are working on a season two, yes.
And, I mean, are you going to force someone
to take a poo at a different wedding?
Or, like, how do you manufacture?
Or, like, is there going to be a totally different theme for the next season?
I honestly considered, and this is not a word of a lie,
I considered getting married to my partner just so that someone
could sit on the floor at my wedding.
That's commitment to your craft, Lauren.
Commitment to the craft.
I don't know if you can reveal this kind of information,
but do you know roughly how many people have downloaded your podcast
about the mystery poot?
Yes.
So we hit one million listens last night.
Wow.
That's wild.
And about, yes, about like over half a million or something
have been in the last seven days.
Half a million of them have been in the last seven days?
That's outrageous.
Lauren, this might be a bit too personal to ask,
but obviously a very, very successful podcast.
Are you making good coin off a podcast like this?
Yeah, can you get rich out of podcasts?
I mean, we're not that rich yet, unfortunately,
but hopefully one day.
Yeah.
You don't get that much, to be honest.
You need to be kind of like doing sponsored.
Right.
You see a lot of sponsored stuff,
but apparently people don't want to sponsor, you know, a podcast.
Well...
We actually reached out to toilets.
I was going to say, yeah,
you haven't been approached by Codden Softs or Quilted
or anything like that to do some endorsements?
Yeah, we did reach out to Cottonsoft, but no,
they didn't take it.
Opportunity missed.
Opportunity missed for them.
Yeah.
I know.
I agree.
Well, it's fascinating.
If you haven't heard it yet, and I'm ashamed to say
I didn't listen to it the first time around.
I'm into it now.
I'm up to episode four of season one of
Who Shat on the Floor at my wedding.
It just gets better and better.
It is gripping.
It is so gripping.
It's you, your two friends who are married,
and you go around with a microphone and interview everyone at that wedding.
The fascinating thing about it is the poo took place on a boat.
The wedding was on a boat.
So it's kind of like the ultimate locked room mystery.
It had to be somebody on the boat that did the poo.
Yeah, that's what I found so interesting.
Lauren, it's literally like that Adam Sandler
and Jennifer Aniston series murder mystery,
but it's the poo mystery.
I mean, who's going to play you in the movie?
Well, that's the thing, isn't it?
You can't be a real detective to play me.
That's just a fact.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
Well, it's fascinating.
You are flying the Kiwi flag internationally,
do you think, Lauren?
Is this an accolade we're going to put our name to?
I think so.
I mean, that sounds great.
I love that.
Yes, why not?
That's Lauren Kilby.
She's the host of the podcast,
Who Shat on the Floor at My Wedding,
which is going viral again.
You can download it.
It is a very funny listen.
It's so well done.
And my favorite part about it is it sits under the true crime category.
I know.
And it is.
It is a true crime.
It is a true crime.
Yeah.
Brian Clint filling in for Fletchford and Aileen.
Atamaria, everybody.
Happy Friday morning.
Happy Friday, everyone.
Look, the topic that's
been floating about for the
last couple of months is beige flags.
Love beige flags. Beige flags.
They're a bit of fun. It's not a red
flag, which are quite serious.
And it's not a green flag. It's
somewhere in the middle where it's like something
that's not like a deal breaker.
Yeah. They're like
soft X. It's a soft X.
Yeah.
I think, I thought my partner didn't have any.
I think I've finally figured out one.
Your partner's beige flag.
Yes.
I feel like it's okay to out your partner's beige flags too,
because you're not really complaining about them.
No.
You're just saying, oh, this bit's a bit weird.
It's a bit weird.
Yeah.
Okay.
What's her beige flag?
But it might be that I'm the weird one, but it's a beige flag to me.
Yeah.
My partner's beige flag is that she uses 24-hour time on her phone,
and I hate it.
I hate it so much.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is your partner in the military?
No.
No?
Is your partner a Navy SEAL?
No, never was.
Never was. Your your partner a Navy SEAL? No, never was. Never was.
Your partner's a nurse.
Do they need to use 24-hour time?
Oh, see, that's a good question.
Maybe they need to use it so they know when the medicine was given.
So they're like, we gave the patient their last dose at 1,500 hours.
Maybe I've judged too soon.
Yeah.
Nah, but she's using 24-hour in her personal time.
She should just keep that on her work watch, on her little nurse watch.
The one where they look at it off of their breastises.
I'll go in.
I'll go in on my wife.
Yeah, what's your wife's?
We're throwing our partners under the bus when they don't have a microphone.
Beige flag.
Beige flag for my wife, Lucy.
And we've had a discussion within our relationship about this one.
Yep.
She likes to sleep with the curtains open.
Oh, nah.
Even in winter.
That's a red flag, I think.
I said to her,
babe, the bedroom is freezing.
She's like,
you don't lose that much heat
out of the windows.
I was like,
that's the place you lose
the heat from.
That's the whole point.
Also.
She likes to wake up naturally.
Oh, beige flag.
Beige, red, red, red alert.
Red alert.
I said to her,
you get up at 6am
before the sun comes up. She goes, not the point. Yeah, no, red alert, red alert. I said, do you get up at 6am before the sun comes up?
She goes, not the point.
Yeah, no, I agree with you.
I'll definitely agree on that.
Let's take some beige flags on 0800DIALZM, shall we?
Yeah, what's your partner's beige flag?
Yeah, kick the weekend off the right way by criticising your partner.
0800DIALZM or text their beigeBEIGEFLAG to 9696.
We're going to read all of these out next.
It's a service that we can provide this Friday morning.
That's what we're willing to do for you guys.
Bree and Clint.
Kind of our own trust fall here this morning.
I'm trusting that my wife's not listening.
Yeah, same.
She's too busy with the kids.
So we want you to dob in your partner.
Kat's called through.
She's willing to outline her partner's beige flag.
Brave of you, Kat, to do this on the radio.
Yeah, good on you, Kat.
Morning, guys.
How are you going?
Good things, Kat.
Tell us, what is your partner's beige flag?
So I've been with him for a good five years now at least.
And the other day I was just in bed and I said, oh, can you hand me my brush?
I just want to brush my teeth
and I'm too lazy to go get it.
So he brought it to me
and I started brushing my teeth
and it was dry.
Like he doesn't want a toothbrush.
Wait, are you brushing your teeth in bed?
Yeah, thank you for picking up on that as well.
If we're talking about beige flags.
I'm quite heavily pregnant.
Oh, that's fair.
I'm not moving out of bed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, that's fair. I'm not moving out of bed.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, that's fair.
Where are you spitting the toothpaste?
I have to get up after that.
But, you know, it saves one trip.
No, you just swallow it.
Nothing wrong with swallowing it.
He probably bought you a dry toothbrush because he didn't know where you were going to.
That's a red flag, Kat.
He probably bought it to you dry because he didn't know where the liquid was going to go.
He's like. Nah, no excuses. I agree with you, Kat. He probably brought it to you dry because he didn't know where the liquid was going to go. He's like...
Nah, no excuses.
I agree with you, Kat.
You got to lubricate the toothbrush.
Thanks, Kat.
Let's talk to Tane.
Morning, Tane.
Hi, Tane.
Good morning, good morning.
Tell us, what is your partner's beige flag?
My partner, she loves to have six alarms on in the morning.
Oh, my partner, she loves to have six alarms on in the morning. Oh, no.
Is this one of the ones where she sets multiples
because she'll sleep through the first five?
Yes.
Yeah.
And then she still struggles to get up on the six.
What time are we talking in the morning, Tane?
I think her first one goes off about 10 to 7,
and then it's like 5 to 7 7 5 past 10 past quarter past
20 past
it's just like
half an hour
to 40 minutes
of trauma
I get a sharp
elbow in the ribs
if I hit snooze
once on my alarm
I think that's
fair enough
yeah it is
if you're sharing
the bed with someone
get up
two alarms is fair
you get one snooze
yep
Tony would you be
okay with that
you'd be alright
with one snooze
yeah so I get a
mean sharp elbow if I sleep through my first alarm
and don't get up.
Oh, that's a double standard.
Yeah.
That's a big double standard.
Oh, no.
Okay, thank you.
We appreciate that.
We appreciate that.
I love this text that's come through.
It says, my partner said my beige flag is that I don't use words correctly
when I can't remember them straight away,
like I'll call the dryer the clothes microwave.
Nah, that's not a beige flag.
I love that.
Can we rebrand dryers to clothes microwaves?
The clothes microwave.
I'm into that.
That is brilliant.
Lisa's here.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi, good morning, guys.
Morning, Lisa.
Tell us, what's your partner's beige flag?
His beige flag is Cadbury chocolate roses.
He doesn't have a favourite.
He doesn't pick through them.
He just opens any one, numerous ones,
chucks them in his mouth.
And I'm like, you're a monster.
Nah, that's psychotic behaviour, that is.
Lisa, I'll confess, that's how I operate,
in the Cadbury chocolate roses box.
No!
And my wife, Lucy, has the same reaction as you.
Yeah, it's not okay.
It's not normal.
I like to be surprised.
That's like going into the Cadbury favourites
and just putting your hand in and going,
oh, that one will do.
I like to do that too.
What if you get a boost?
That's fine.
It's like the Forrest Gump saying.
Forrest Gump didn't say,
life is like a box of chocolates.
Carefully finger through all of them
until you find exactly the one that you want to eat.
That's not the saying.
No, isn't that the saying?
No, that's not the saying.
It's not?
You've got to have your favourite.
You've got to have it.
They're called favourites.
Thanks, Lise.
Happy Friday.
I love this text.
Someone said,
my wife's beige flag is that she's a chronic spiller.
Oh, like liquids?
She spills everything.
Can't be trusted on a new rug.
This person wants to be anonymous, which is...
Oh, interesting.
Yeah.
Morning, anonymous.
Morning.
Good morning.
Only because he listens to your show and I don't want to be outed.
You're willing to throw him under the bus, but not by name.
What is your partner's beige flag?
So he does
all his own washing which is total green
flag but when he does
his washing he washes everything
separately. So he washes his work
shirt separately, he washes his t-shirt
separately, washes socks
and undies separately. I know.
That is so random.
Look Anonymous is cracking up.
She's like, I realise how ridiculous this sounds.
Have you explained to him that he doesn't need to do that?
Yeah, but he's set in his ways and I just leave him to it.
Do your own washing, honey.
Go for gold.
God, your water bill must be crazy.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
But hey, I'm not doing his washing.
These clothes that he's cleaning, I assume
he's doing these in the clothes
dishwasher? Is that where he's cleaning these clothes as well?
Absolutely. We're asked when to do them.
Yeah, and then you pop them in the clothes microwave after the clothes
dishwasher. Yeah, pop them in.
Anonymous, thanks for calling through
this morning. What about this one?
My husband eats the entire apple
core and all.
I didn't know this before I married him.
I've seen these people.
My dad does it. I can't handle these people.
I don't like these people. My dad
I feel like likes to do it
as a power play.
He'll look you in the eye while he does it.
He just stares at you and goes, yeah, that's right.
I'm eating the core. Bite the apple from the butt end just stares at you and goes, yeah, that's right. I'm eating the core.
Bite the apple from the butt end first?
Yeah.
You're like, Dad, that's weird.
Bree and Clint.
And we're bringing Friday Okie to the morning.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie.
Excellent.
A whole new audience to embarrass ourselves in front of.
It's our singing segment. Someone just texted us and they said,
Oh God, Friday Okie in the morning. What a great time to just get to work.
Hey, you can take ZM into your work with you, okay?
You can take it into the workplace.
No, I get where that person's coming from.
If you've never heard it, Brie and I line ourselves up with a professional audio engineer.
We get 15 minutes to do the best version of a song that we can. Then we play them on the radio. If you've never heard it, Brie and I line ourselves up with a professional audio engineer.
We get 15 minutes to do the best version of a song that we can.
Then we play them on the radio.
You guys decide who wins Friday Oki.
We take five live votes on the phone to pick the winner each week.
Some weeks are better than others, I'm not going to lie. And I feel like this week is not going to be a great week.
I think it's an off week.
I think it might be an off week.
Which is a shame for our...
It's a real shame.
...big breakfast radio fill-in, you know?
Like, we could have put our best foot forward,
but no, here we are.
We tried to be topical.
Paramore are coming.
We had Hayley Williams on the show yesterday,
so we picked a Paramore banger.
I should be over all the butterflies
But I'm into you The risk is, out of our mouths, paramour banger.
The risk is, out of our mouths, it's more of a paramour clanger.
But you don't know.
You don't know how it's going to go.
I'm real nervous about this.
Once you've heard both, you can pick the winner on 0800DARLSATM.
But I'll go first.
Here's my paramour.
Good luck. Can't count the years on one hand that we've been together.
I need the other one to hold you, make you feel, make you feel better.
It's not a walk in the park to love each other.
But when our fingers interlock, can can't deny can't deny you're
worth it
cause after all this time
I'm still
into you
I should be over
all the butterflies
but I'm into
you
and baby even on our worst nights I'm into you And baby even on our worst nights
I'm into you
Let them wonder how we got this far
Cause I don't really need to wonder at all
And after all this time
I'm still into you
Oh so flat, so flat, it's like old coke I'm still into you.
Oh, so flat.
So flat.
It's like old coke.
It was flat, but I think it was solid.
I tried to get up and do the higher.
It's hard.
My balls don't go up there.
I couldn't do it.
You could have lifted them.
Cupped them.
That was physically hard for me to listen to. If that was mine, I wouldn't have been stoked,
but I wouldn't have been devastated.
Really?
Yes, I think it was solid.
Like it was a little bit flat, but you know, I'm now real worried.
For yours?
Yeah.
I think, I feel like, yeah.
You know what, let's just play it.
Let's just do it.
Once we get through it, we're through it.
They never have to be played again.
Exactly.
Okay, so here's Breeze Fridayoke for Paramore.
Can't count the years on one hand that we've been together
Oh no.
I need the other one to hold you
Make you feel, make you feel better
It's not a walk in the park to love each other.
But when our fingers interlock, can't deny, can't deny you're worth it.
Because after all this time, I'm still into you.
There it comes.
There it comes.
Bring it home.
I should be over all the butterflies.
I'm into you.
I'm into you.
And baby, even on our worst nights.
I'm into you.
I'm into you.
I don't wonder how we got this far.
Because I don't really need to wonder at all. No one's going to be into me after that.
That's hard.
That was a really, really hard song.
It's a hard song.
She's such a good singer.
She's so good and it's so effortless for her.
First text in, please make it stop.
I'm so sorry.
It has stopped, but we need five people to call through on 0800-DARLS-ZM
and pick the winner of Friday Okie this morning.
Yes, who do you think was less crap?
Bree and Clint.
Okay, let's get a winner for Friday Okie.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Oki.
Here we are in the morning with Friday Oki.
It hits different in the morning.
Doesn't it?
It hurts a bit more.
Like a real strong cup of coffee that you don't enjoy.
We're doing Paramore because they're coming.
My Paramore sounded like this.
I should be over all the butterflies, but I'm into you. And Bree's Paramore sounded like this.
And Breeze Paramore sounded like this.
We've got five people standing behind to pick the winner of that.
First, though, some feedback from the text machine.
You've got to laugh at yourself.
Someone texted and said, look, I'm a the text machine. You've got to laugh at yourself. Someone texted in and said,
Look, I'm a music teacher.
I love when a text message starts with look.
Look, guys.
Look, I'm a music teacher.
You are both crap at singing.
But Brie has good energy.
I'll take it.
I'll take that from a music teacher.
You've got to bring something.
Let's go to the phones.
We've got five people ready to judge.
The first person is Judgey Judy.
Judgey Judy. I love it. Welcome to the show. We've got five people ready to judge. The first person is Judgey Judy. Judgey Judy, I love it.
Welcome to the show.
Oh, good morning.
Oh, guys, you know what?
I'm just going to do a little bit of a Ryan Seacrest build-up here.
Okay.
First of all, yes, absolutely, I agree with the energy.
I was willing to breathe so hard, so hard to at least hit a note that was in the song.
Yeah. hard. So hard to at least hit a note that was in the song.
I think if you listen back to it again, Clint, you'll find that
right near the end of your version
you made it
your own. And for that, I totally
appreciate. So, Clint, you get my vote
today. Oh, wow. Okay, thank you, Judgey Judy.
Thanks, Judgey Judy. She gave it the full
American Idol treatment. I love your TV show, too,
by the way, Judgey Judy. Let's go to R American Idol treatment. I love your TV show too, by the way, Judgey Judy.
Let's go to Rylan.
More in to Rylan.
Hi, Rylan.
Hi.
I thought you were really squeaky and it hurt in my ears.
Was that to me, Rylan?
Yeah.
Yeah, no, fair enough.
Yeah.
Rylan, that's a great review.
We love your honesty.
Who are you going to vote for, Brie or Clint?
Clint. Clint. That's fair enough, Rylan. Thanks love your honesty. Who are you going to vote for, Brie or Clint? Clint.
Clint.
That's fair enough, Rylan.
Thanks for calling through.
I love how he didn't even try to compliment sandwich that.
He just came in with the hard facts.
No, it's good, yeah.
Let's go to Sam now.
Kia ora, Sam.
Hi, Sam.
Both of those were absolutely flatter than my booty cheeks.
Flatter than your booty cheeks, you say, Sam.
That was
absolutely horrid. You must have a
pancake bum, Sam. I do.
I do.
But. You got your but. But. But.
But.
Bree, you hurt my soul slightly less.
I'll give you a point. Thank you, Sam.
I appreciate you. Thank you, Sam, with the flat booty
cheeks. Have a great weekend. See you, Sam. We're going to go to Alicia now. Hi, Alicia. Morena. Thank you, Sam. I appreciate you. Thank you, Sam, with the flat booty cheeks. Have a great weekend. See you, Sam. We're going to
go to Alicia now. Hi, Alicia. Morena.
Good morning, guys.
How are we? We're good, kind of
at the moment, Alicia. We need your feedback
and your vote.
Okay, well, I just want to start off by saying that I love
you both. Thank you. I love you too.
No ill feelings,
but, Brie,
unfortunately, you sounded just a tiny bit too Australian.
Yeah.
Yep, no, I can see what you're saying.
She can't help that, but I thought I sounded like an Australian
that'd been living in America for a while, you know,
and it was all mixed.
Yeah, well, Clint, I just loved the passion.
I have to say the passion was there, and, yeah, you 100% get my vote.
Oh, thank you, Alicia.
I really appreciate it.
Thanks, Alicia.
Have a good day.
We'll get Tammy's feedback as well.
Hi, Tammy.
Hi, Tammy.
Good morning.
What are your thoughts?
Well, Brie, you are my hall pass, 100%.
Mate, you've made my morning.
You've just changed.
You've turned my morning around with that.
You can vote for whoever you want now.
I'm voting for Clint. That was horrible.
Thanks, Tammy.
I should be over all the butterflies
but I'm into you.
Tammy will sleep with you
but she just won't listen to you.
Tammy, just to clarify, did it change
who your hall pass is or still solid?
Only for like 30 seconds and now we're back.
And now you're back on Bree.
Yeah, right.
I'll take it.
Right now, time for a birthday banger.
Here we go, birthday banger time.
This is where you can call us, tell us your birthday
and we tell you what was the number one song on the charts when you turned 16.
Bjorn's going to go first.
Morena, Bjorn.
Hi, Bjorn.
Good morning.
Morning.
How's your morning going?
Oh, not too bad, thank you.
And your go?
Yeah, it's pretty good.
A Friday, you can't beat it.
Awesome.
Hey, Bjorn, what's your birthday?
16 July, 1980.
All right, that means you were 16 in 1996.
And on the 16th of July, this was at the top of the charts.
Yes, Bjorn.
Yes, Bjorn.
What a banger.
You like a bit of the Macarena, Bjorn?
I'd probably still do it, I reckon.
I reckon you could still do it.
I reckon it's all burnt into all of our memories.
It's still a classic at weddings.
Ella, was this a Jump Jam classic?
Come on.
This was a Jump Jam as well, right?
Absolutely.
Yeah, it was.
I literally did this at a 30th birthday on the weekend.
Did you?
The whole room was doing it.
Heck.
That was fun.
Nah, I'm kidding.
That's fun.
Let's go to Anonymous for Birthday Banger.
Anonymous?
We've never had anybody go Anonymous in Birthday Banger.
Are you chucking a sickie from work today, Anonymous?
Nah, I'm parked outside the gate.
I think five minutes late.
Could be five minutes late.
Yes, Anonymous.
I like your style.
Well, tell us your birthday.
We'll give you your Birthday Banger.
13th of July, 1990.
Happy birthday for next week, Anonymous. your birthday, we'll give you your birthday banger. 13th of July, 1990. Oh, happy birthday
for next week, Anonymous. You were
16, though, in 2006.
And on your
16th birthday, this was number one.
PCDs
and Snoop Dogg buttons.
Is that a bit of you, Anonymous?
Oh, that was good.
It goes right, yeah?
I dislocated my thumb to that song.
Oh, you told me this story.
You got it stuck in your stripper chair.
Yeah, I was doing a sexy dance on a backyard lawn chair
and my thumb got stuck in one of the holes.
You took it all off.
I took way too much.
Including your ligaments.
Megan's going to go last birthday banger.
Atamari, Megan.
Hi, Megan.
Good morning.
How's your week been, Megan, out of 10?
10?
10.
Yes, Megan.
Why so good?
It's just always good.
I like your attitude, Megan.
You have a ripper attitude.
Let's see if we can give you a birthday banger to match.
What's your date of birth?
15th of June, 1988.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2004.
And back on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one.
I think that you should let it burn.
Feel the need to save your body.
Going to usher burn, Megan, what do you think?
Yeah, it's alright
I was just listening to this album last night
Were you?
Gets me through the tough times
I was feeling a bit down yesterday, you know
Oh, really?
You put on usher to lift you up
Megan, rate it out of ten
I'd have to give it a six, to be honest
A ten? A ten, awesome Megan, who always out of 10. I'd have to give it a 6, to be honest. A 10?
A 10.
Awesome.
Megan, who always rates stuff a 10,
she's giving it a 6.
I like it, Megan.
I'm going to add 4 to that and bring it up to 10
and I vote Usher Burn for our birthday banger.
I'm going Buttons, Pussycat Dolls,
All Day with Anonymous.
We're going to go to a split vote today
to someone who never gets to decide.
We're going to go to producer Ella,
who also has the Macarena in contention.
Ella, it's Friday.
Why don't you tell us what the winner of Birthday Banger is?
I'm going to...
Oh, so much power.
I'm going to go Buttons.
Yeah, girl.
Yeah?
That means Anonymous.
It's paid off.
Five minutes late and you've won Birthday Banger.
I would have voted for the Macarena.
Me too,
but our boss is on us
at the moment.
Brian Clint,
you're on ZM.
Brian Clint.
Hey, thanks for a fun week,
everybody.
We're out of here.
We'll catch you back on Monday
filling in for Fletchford
and Hayley again. For one more
week. Brooke's in next. She's got all your
Friday jams.
And Lizzo tickets
as well.
How bloody good. I'd be sticking around.
Catch you back on Monday. See ya. Bye.
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