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Episode Date: July 7, 2025On today's episode of the Bree & Clint Podcast: What was your career 180? What foods are you addicted to? Bree is product testing her 7 year anniversary song. The most attractive hobbies fo...r women. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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In Auckland, New Zealand, it's Bree and Clint.
Here we go. Happy Monday, crew. It's Bree and Clint. It's fun to see how the world works.
Here we go.
Happy Monday crew.
Happy Monday.
Clint is away having a well-deserved break for the school holidays, but you'll have
me and the producers all week.
And don't go anywhere.
Don't go anywhere.
We've got heaps of stuff to give away.
We will buy you.
Yeah, we'll make it worth your while.
We will buy your love this week.
This is very exciting.
We'll kick it off with Lewis Capaldi.
After two years away from the spotlight,
he is heading back to New Zealand.
How exciting is this guys?
Cause he was, how long of a break did he have?
Yeah, two years.
Two years.
He like stopped, I think at Glastonbury two years ago.
And then literally performed at Glastonbury this year.. And then literally performed at Glastow this year.
So he's had two years off and he's heading back to the country.
You'll be able to see him in Christchurch on November the 30th
and in Auckland on December the 2nd.
Buy tickets, they go on sale July 14th.
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It's time for Traity vs Lady.
It's Tra for Tradey vs Ladies. It's Tradey vs Ladies!
Oh we love it don't we? We love it.
Pitting the Tradeys against the Ladies.
All in a bid to win $50 cash.
And the glory of the win.
The Tradeys on $49 for the year.
The Ladies only $5 out in front.
Five? Six? Yeah, five. Five? Six? Five. On 54. Consistently have been five
ahead for like three weeks. It's hard to split these two groups I tell you but we've got Endeavour
to do it this afternoon. Let's meet our lady. She is from the Tron. She's 37 and she had a
cat that went missing then came back with a missing tail please welcome to the show Amber. Hi Amber. Hey guys, half a tail. He's still got half a tail. He's still got half a tail so he kind of looks badass. He's definitely unique looking.
How long was he missing for? Eight days. He just we kind of recently moved and he got lost and he just turned up like he'd never been missing, minus half a tail. Buzzy! Maybe he might have joined a fight club, gone
into a cat fight, you know what I'm saying? Hey, hey well I'm glad he's back
and I'm glad you're here. Let's see who you'll be taking on, Amber. Our tradie is
from Wellington today, he's 25 and he enjoys tomato sauce with noodles please welcome to the show Toby
G'day mate. G'day how we going? Are we talking like magic two minute noodles or meagreang? What's
your poison? Sort of yeah either either to be fair just anything two minutes. You just whack some
tomato sauce on it? Yeah tomato sauce makes everything a little bit better I think. And what's your brand of choice? For tomato sauce? Yeah. Probably the Tui Mato
eh? Tui Mato! I've heard good things, I've heard good things. Alright guys well best
of luck to both of you. Toby your buzzer is tradie, Amber your buzzer is lady.
Buzz in when you think you know the answer. First to get three correct takes
home the 50 bucks and the glory.
Are you ready?
Ready.
Yes.
Here we go guys.
Good luck.
Question number one.
Which astronomer is mentioned multiple times in the song Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen?
Trady.
Yes Toby.
Galileo.
Let's have a listen.
Galileo.
Galileo.
Galileo.
Galileo.
Galileo. Amber says of course it is. Nice work Toby, one point to the
tradies. Question number two, what country does the movie The Jungle Book take place
in? Is it South Africa, Brazil or India? I'm gonna say Amber just got in there. Brazil? It's a great guess, but no, Toby.
India.
It is India. He's off to a flyer.
Two to the tradies.
You need this one, Amber, to stay in at question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Because, baby
You're gonna be the one that sings...
Toby, for the win. Oasis. It is indeed.
Kicking off their very very long awaited comeback tour on the weekend. Amber, tough day out
in the office for you mate, unlucky. Ohucky. Oh, that's okay. I just need an extra point.
I feel like you lost half your tail in that battle, Amber.
But hey, not taking anything away from you, Toby. Very well done and we'll get
that 50 bucks out to you. Toot sweet.
Dead Ames, Bree and Clint podcast.
I read a story about a very good friend of mine on the Herald last week and I found it
quite exciting Claude because my old co-host of Celebrity Treasure Island, Matty Chisholm,
I mean he's an icon.
Twenty years TV experience is changing careers.
I did see something about that.
Yeah, he's hanging up the TV boots.
What does a TV boot look like?
It's kind of like a nice dress shoe.
Oh yeah, okay.
I mean, depends what type of TV you host.
Just a visual learner, so I just need to picture it.
Yeah, but he's had a long, long career in TV.
Like I said, more than 20 years.
Hosted Treasure Island, was the host of New Zealand Survivor.
Was on, what's that other current affairs show?
Fairgo?
No.
What's he on?
I mean, that is one.
I don't know.
I'll search it.
Country Calendar.
He's done quite a lot, but anyway,
the story's about him having a huge career change,
pivoting, doing a 180. he's moving into real estate.
Interesting.
He's going to become a real estate agent.
That's a very different career.
Although, is it?
Because on TV you have to be charming and like, personable and that's what real estate
agents are about.
Yeah, totally.
I just, I think it's a 180 in terms of career change because it's definitely not a media job.
True.
And anyone that works in these roles like we do in media know that when you go to an
actual job, because we don't call these real jobs, it is a very drastic career change because
you're moving into a completely different space.
I think he'll be a fantastic real estate agent.
I think so too.
You know why? He's super honest, down to earth, and he's got so much charisma.
He oozes charisma.
You have to be charismatic and like personal.
Yeah, but he's no BS and I think people will welcome that.
In the real estate world, sometimes you can, you know, get a few real estate agents that you
feel like are telling you porkies.
Not all of them. There are good ones. There are good ones. I think he'll be a really,
really good one because he moved his whole family to this really tiny place in central
Otago. And so he's going to do real estate there.
Was he farming?
Yeah, no, he's on, I think like a 72 hectare farm. Like it's a hobby farm.
A hobby farm? It's a hobby farm. At 72 hectares. Yeah. That sounds like a 72 hectare farm, like it's a hobby farm.
A hobby farm?
It's a hobby farm.
At 72 hectares?
Yeah.
That sounds like a lot.
It's a decent hobby farm.
That sounds like a real farm.
Yes, producer Ella.
I heard you, I'm talking about matches
and living on a hobby farm the other day.
Yeah.
What the heck is that?
Cause aren't you still doing like cleaning them,
eating them, not eating them, oh my gosh, feeding them.
All of that. So what's a hobby farm, the difference between a full-time job?
It's not your, it's not where you're making your crust. So he's not buying and
selling animals or growing anything where it's their income, so instead he
does it for the love of it. So that's the difference between a hobby farm
and a real farm. I want a hobby farm.
Yeah. I wonder how much land you have to have to mean you've got a hobby farm.
Because every animal is, I guess, different. They all require...
Yeah, every animal is quite different.
But they all require different things.
Yeah, totally.
Okay.
I grew up on a lifestyle block, which is two and a half acres
What's the difference between a lifestyle block then and a hobby?
Block you're not doing anything with how dare you we had so many things to do. What'd you do?
We had baby cows we had horses and goats and chickens. Well sounds like you had a hobby farm
That's so true. Not a lifestyle block. So I feel like a lifestyle block is you just
kind of have land that you mow. Maybe my whole childhood was actually on a farm. Kind of
sounds like it. Maybe you're not the only farm girl here. Yeah, totally. When I think
of Claudia, I think farm girl. I think you hawk. I thought we could ask people this afternoon, did you do a full 180 in terms of your career,
like machism?
You know?
You have too, because you grew up doing the apples and stuff with your dad.
And every time I talk to you, you talk about a different job that you used to do.
I mean, I didn't have a career in apples though.
Well, you were like packing things and-
Yeah, I used to be out on the farm picking and thinning and pruning.
And look at you now.
And then I worked for a rental car company.
Oh, you did?
Until I crashed a few of the cars.
They didn't want me anymore.
So the career change may not have been a choice.
I think it was forced.
Yeah, full 180 on your career.
You were doing something for a long time
and then you just, yeah, turned around and went,
whoop, I'll do something completely different.
My first job was on the back of a milk truck.
There it is, Brie and Clint.
Just discussing matchism, 20 years in TV.
He hosted Treasure Island with me, he hosted Survivor.
He's had an illustrious career in TV
and he's now making the change and he's got his real
estate ticket.
He's going to become a real estate agent.
I would buy property from Matt Chisholm.
I think I would too.
You know, I'm not going to go on the radio and say that I would do that unless I trust
him.
He's a trustworthy guy.
I feel like he's going to do real well, But that's a big 180 in terms of careers.
So we're asking you this afternoon,
did you have a big 180 in your career change?
Let's talk to Anonymous first.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hello.
I feel like this is you to a T, right?
You had a big 180 in terms of changing your career.
100% did.
Yeah, what did you do first
and then what did you change to? So I was an HR manager for 15 years.
Wow!
And now I'm a tennis coach and I love it.
Oh my god!
Do you just feel so much more free?
Oh, totally.
Kids at least have manners and say thank you at the end of the day.
I don't think adults know how to behave. Did you? I feel like an HR manager is a very difficult job that would just take
parts of your soul. Oh totally. Anything that goes wrong is your problem. Yeah and
you would just see the worst parts of people all the time? Absolutely. Yeah and
then being a tennis coach did you always play tennis or is that
something you just loved or you always had played tennis? I've always played, did a little
bit of coaching but never made it a full kind of job and now I get an opportunity where
that's my full time job and it's a whole lot better. What an inspiring story, Anonymous.
That's absolutely, like I'd
love to do that and then you're outside, you're working outside and my last
question for you is your forehand or backhand better? Well I'd have to say
forehand. Okay, there you go. Forehand coming from a tennis coach. You would know, you
would know which is your best. Hey thanks for calling through May, appreciate it.
Thank you. A lot of text coming through. Someone said, I went from being a sheet metal engineer
slash welder to a full career in IT and now I run an IT company. Oh, interesting. So full on working
with your hands and doing like, you know, quite dirty work to a full career in IT. Someone else said, my husband did dairy farming for 20 years plus,
and he's now a lawyer. Oh, that is a huge 180.
More gentle on the body, that career.
Yeah, that's incredible. Cause you don't hear of people. I mean,
I grew up in a farming family and you don't hear of people having that drastic
of a career change who are farmers.
Like my dad will be a farmer till the day he dies.
You know?
Lots of generational farmers too.
Yeah.
Like it's passed down through the generations.
Yeah.
Like my dad's dad did it and then he did it and then we all were like, I don't want to
do that.
You're like, that doesn't look fun.
Not for me, thanks.
That looks way too hard.
Let's talk to Daniel.
G'day, Daniel.
Yeah, how's it going?
Good.
Thank you, mate.
Tell us, did you have a big 180 in terms of career change?
Yeah, I was a chef for seven years.
Okay.
And then, yeah, now I'm a drain layer.
A drain, right.
That is a huge, because you're working, being a chef, horrible work hours.
Yeah, yeah.
No time for the family and stuff like that.
And do you love that you changed careers so drastically?
Yeah, like I've sort of got the passion back for cooking.
So when I was doing it for a job, it just felt like a chore doing it at home.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, now that I'm doing something else,
I sort of get back into cooking at home.
And how's the old back drain line?
Oh yeah, it could be better.
Mate, get onto that Pilates,
I'm telling you, it'll save your life.
Hey Daniel, have a good afternoon, mate.
Yeah, thank you.
I see someone texted her and said,
not me, but my colleague was a professional gamer.
Oh, wait, what?
And that was his career, and now he's a doctor.
Holy.
That person just sounds uber talented.
Yeah, smart.
Someone else said, I'm a female
and worked in admin for 15 plus years and now I'm a trady,
a refrigeration engineer.
That is a drastic career change.
I find it fascinating hearing about other people's jobs.
Like what you said before, like what we do, it's not really a job is it?
No, we kind of-
We work, but it's like we get to just be silly all day.
And hearing about people with real jobs, I'm like, wow. Adult jobs, eh?
Yeah, people get to use their brains at work.
Let's talk to someone else who might have an adult job.
Sarah, g'day.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks. What was your big career change?
Well, I've had four.
So I'm 47 and I've had four major 180 career changes.
Okay, tell us, walk us through it.
I started out in IT when I left high school, worked for Microsoft and always had technical
roles in IT.
Went overseas on my OE but when I came back I married a farmer so we went share milking
and I was down and dirty on the farm, riding dirt bikes, feeding cows, milking cows, all
of that for a significant amount of time.
After a long time I realised I wanted to do something creative so I was a wedding photographer.
Yeah wedding and portrait photographer for 10 years and corporate
photography. Okay. So loved that and for the last 10 years I'm a primary school
teacher. Wow so then so you obviously had to study go back to uni and study to be
a primary school teacher.
Yeah, well interesting.
The farmer left me with a three month old baby,
so I had to put my shoulders back and sort it out.
God, Sarah, you have lived a life.
How old did you say you are?
47.
God, you have had a few laps around the sun already.
I have, and I did four years teaching in Abu Dhabi
with my two children as well, incredible. Oh my god what would you say has been like the
most interesting or your favorite or have you liked them all for different
reasons? I've liked them all for different reasons I love the creativity
of photography with the graphic design which I'm really talented at but I love
teaching now I love touching the minds of young people
and being a part of their life. It's a very difficult job but probably the most
rewarding out of the lot. Oh well good on you Sarah, appreciate your call. Yeah so
that's a 720 by the way. 4 180. You can tell you're a teacher, you're good at math as well.
Yeah yeah of course. Thanks for calling through Sarah. She wins. Biggest 180s of all. Yeah, 180 then 180 then 180. What would we have to do to do a 180 in this job?
Um, police officer? Yeah, I'm, oh, I'd get into police
office-ing. Is that a word? I think so. I think that's the technical term. Just to
hang out with the other police officers. I just want to look at cops. No, I'm gonna become a
blacksmith. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. I to hang out with the other police officers. You just want to look at cops. Nah, I'm going to become a blacksmith.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah.
I'm going to be a key cutter.
Nice.
I'm going to be seeing you because I always lock my keys in there.
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ZM's Breanne Clint.
Clint away on holidays.
But right now we're talking about this guy who's from Brisbane.
His name's Tyler Carroll.
He's 27, and he's making headlines around the
world for how addicted to a certain type of food he is. He's so addicted that he has spent
$6,500 on this particular food in the last 12 months.
Does he eat nothing but that? Well apparently so.
So it's a fast food chain over in Australia called Guzmany Gomez and it's Mexican food.
Oh I've heard good things about them.
Yeah it's Mexican food is what it is.
And he's posted a video online talking about how many times he's ordered it in the last
12 months and obviously how much he's spent.
Take a listen. I exported all my transactions and I want to show you guys how much
f**king Guzman I've eaten over the last year. 395 times I've transacted at Guzman
so that is an average of more than one per day and that is six and a half
thousand dollars spent at Guzman last financial year. And guess what? I'm
probably gonna spend another six and a half thousand dollars this financial year. That's crazy.
I'm actually outraged.
That's so much money.
So he says that sometimes he has it for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
He's having the breakfast burrito, he's having a lunchtime burrito bowl and then he's having
what the quesadilla for dinner.
He must work his way through the menu too because you'd get sick of if you order the
same thing every time, right?
You know the thing that enraged me the most because I watched the whole video and obviously
at certain fast food places and other places there's loyalty programs and you can collect
points and that kind of thing.
And discounts.
Yeah, exactly. This place has that and he's like,
I don't collect the Guzman-Egome points
because the product's so good,
so I wanna pay full price.
Mate.
I'm like, you're literally just throwing money away.
You're dreaming.
Absolutely dreaming.
You get the same product for less money.
Yeah.
They're not gonna make it better
because you're paying full price. You're the same product for less money. Yeah. They're not gonna make it better because you're paying full price.
You're the person who needs to be collecting the points.
He'd be getting free stuff left, right and centre.
Yeah, he'd be getting a free meal a week for sure.
I almost wonder as well,
is he posting this to hopefully get,
you know those Taco Bell free things?
Like trying to get a sponsorship?
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure, and I know this company and this brand they
definitely pick up on stuff like that and I'm pretty sure they sent him like a
merch pack or something. Oh that's nice. Already. You'd be happy but you'd also be like
gift card? Yeah. Gift card. Do you guys know anyone that's super obsessed with one particular food? Yes, my sister loves mandarins to the point,
to the point, I'm not even joking, her hands are yellow.
How many mandarins is she eating?
As much as she can get a yellow hands on.
She's a Simpson, like a walking Simpson.
Around her nail beds is just like orange.
Like her whole hands are just reek of mandarins.
Yeah.
There's worse smells,
it's just like a nice smelling food.
Yeah, it's true, it's a citrus.
Yeah, she called me the other day, she's like,
Ella, can I please have six dollars for some mandarins?
What happens when the mandarins aren't in season?
Yeah, she goes to either oranges.
Does she go to withdrawal?
Yeah, she actually does.
She gets a bit shaky.
I'd love to know how many she's putting
down a week. Me too. Mum took her to the doctor. We didn't know what the yellow meant. Turns out
Mandy's. Is it such a thing as too much vitamin C? Yeah probably. I went through a really bad
stage of eating way too many passion fruits. Oh not a bad stage though. Did you turn a colour then?
Yeah no I didn't turn a colour but my poos were just all seeds.
Oh yeah!
That is the most grim visual.
Yuck!
Is that TMI?
Just a little.
Did you feed them to the birds?
No! I did not!
Looking for a nullabar?
After a while I was like, this is getting out of hand.
I need to cool it on some passion fruits.
I need to eat some oats or something.
I thought let's throw it out there.
Oh, 800 dials in there.
Maybe it's you, maybe it's someone you know,
you want to throw them under the bus.
Do you know someone that's super addicted to one particular food?
Right now we're talking about foods that you or someone you know is addicted to. A guy over in Brisbane, Australia
has come out online and said that he's so addicted to this particular Mexican fast food chain
that he did the math on how much he spent in the last 12 months and it was $6,500.
He ordered it 395 times in a year.
That's more than once a day.
It's 1.4 times a day.
The amount of time, I'm assuming he's going through the drive-through.
I want him to calculate the amount of time he spent in the drive-through, like across
a year.
It's probably a solid week just in the drive-through.
Like I get it. I get really addicted to certain foods for certain periods of time. I think it's my ADHD.
But then I get over it and I move on.
Do you have a current one you're hooked on?
Yes.
Oh, what is it?
This particular shredded Vietnamese beef bowls.
Oh, at home?
It's like a shredded beef brisket and then all these lovely juicy Vietnamese flavors
and I make it every weekend. Let's see. It takes like six hours to make. I make it every weekend.
I'm addicted to it. But let's, we've asked you guys and let's talk to Anonymous first. Hi,
Anonymous. Hello. Now, producer Ella said that her sister was addicted to eating mandarines and you are
the same.
Oh yes.
How many mandarins are you having?
Like a day?
More than eight.
More?
What?
Are these the big ones or the little ones?
I don't mess around with the little ones.
Well you think the big ones are where it's at?
Yeah, and you can buy them by kgs online.
How much is it for a kg of mandarins?
About $17.
Okay, and how long would that last you, a kg of mandarins?
How long's that lasting you?
I buy them by four kg boxes.
Oh my God.
I love how you've come on as anonymous.
So you buy four kilos for a week.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
That's you're out of control.
I know.
That's why you've gone anonymous, hey,
because you're like, I know I've got a problem.
This is what I do with adult money.
Do you have orange stains hands like Ella's sister?
Yeah, I do. Yellow nail beads and everything.
You're an adult and you do what you want with your money, anonymous.
Thank you.
Yeah. You're crazy though. like out of control. A lot of texts coming through. Someone said, I had too much chia seed pudding
that my poos were glued with chia for a week.
Oh, chia seed pudding.
I don't think I've ever had a chia seed pudding.
I can't look at it. It makes me feel sick.
Oh, because of the little circles.
Because I've got trypophobia.
When I look at it, I'm just like, not for me.
What does it taste like?
I don't know.
Fruity, I guess whatever fruit you put it with.
But you can eat a passion fruit though.
How is that different?
I don't know.
Is it because they're bigger?
I've got a passion for passion fruits.
Let's talk to Hayley on 0800 dials at M. Hi Hayley.
Hello, how are we?
Good, thank you mate.
Is it you or someone you know that's addicted to something?
It's my sister.
She will drink minimum five litres of Diet Coke a day,
up to eight.
And she was starting to get like sore joints and muscles
and weird things going on.
She's a doctor.
And her blood tests came back showing that
she had multiple sclerosis
but it turns out it was the aspartame and phenolamaline and all of the dietic.
Shut the hell up. She was drinking so much diet coke that it tricked her body into thinking
she had multiple sclerosis.
Yeah and that's why she was getting the aches and pains and like gut aches and all sorts.
It was so bad.
Has she changed her ways?
Um, I would like to drink so I don't talk to her anymore.
Oh no! Obviously not over the diet coke thing.
I think he's swapped it for alcohol now so he goes to go.
I'm sorry to hear that Hayley.
Oh look, I'm fine with it but I just, we were just shocked like, and as soon as she
had like a period where she didn't drink her, her blood didn't get to normal.
Wow. That is a crazy story. We appreciate you calling through, Hayley. That's wild.
Eight litres.
I have heard stories like, I worked with this woman at another radio station and she was the
newsreader on the breakfast show and she was the news reader on the
breakfast show and she was addicted to full fat coke.
I love that we all call it full fat coke.
And so she would have multiple cokes a day and she was like, I can't not have it.
Like she would have withdrawals from it.
She's like reliant on it.
Yeah.
Like she wouldn't have coffee, but like she would have, you know.
She'd get the headaches and stuff after like the full withdrawals.
Yeah, yeah.
Someone text her and they said, I'm addicted to scrambled eggs on toast.
Oh, great choice.
It's a great choice.
I've had it every day since the beginning of COVID lockdowns in 2020.
I wonder if they've actually had it every day, though.
At least once a day.
Yeah. And has your scrambled egg making gotten better and better over time?
True.
You know when someone's really good at making scrambled eggs is when they've got that little runny bit on the top.
Oh, I don't like the runny bit.
Oh, you don't like that?
No, I like a firm scramble.
It's like the glossy, like kind of shiny bit on the top.
That gives me the textures.
Gives you the textures.
That gives me bad news, the texture. Badger's the texture.
One last one. Someone said,
I spent $48,000 on Uber Eats in one year.
I call bullshit.
What?
That can't be true.
That's an entire salary.
If that person's still listening,
can you text back and tell us what was the main three things
that you were buying, like on Uber Eats, where you spent 48,000.
Also, can we order some stuff on your Uber Eats?
Yeah, please.
Yeah, that would be lovely.
I'm hungry.
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How many?
How many?
How many?
How many?
That's a good amount.
This meaning, again, we like to call how many,
where we give you the category
and if you have the most of that thing
out of all of us here in the studio
at the Bre and Clint show,
then you win 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Is that right, Claude?
100% right.
The theme today or the topic is,
how old are your slippers?
We talked about it last week on the show.
For some reason, Clint and I both brought in our slippers
and we smelled each other's slippers.
Gross.
And then you made me smell them too.
Yeah.
But reviews, not bad.
For like, you know, being on people's feet.
Yeah.
They actually didn't smell like feet.
Claudia was quite into it.
Weirdly.
We saw her sniffing them. Quite aroused, she said. Yeah. They she didn't smell like feet. Claudia was quite into it. Weirdly. We saw her sniffing them. Quite aroused she said. Yeah.
Can we say that's enough? She's been a moment alone with them. That is enough. You're like swinging them around. Okay who will be taking us on this afternoon and how many? It's you Mary. Hello. Hello. Now you own a pair of slippers Mary. Yes I do. Okay perfect. you're halfway there to winning this KFC but
obviously you have to pick out of me Claudia and producer Ella who you think
has the newest slippers because you want your slippers to be older than whoever
you pick okay Mary. Okay. So who do you think out of us three is rocking the oldest, mankiest, nastiest slippers?
Stinky slippers.
I hate to say it, but I think it might be Ella.
Oh, bombshell.
I thought it was for sure going to be me.
Okay.
So just checking, you think Ella has the oldest or the newest?
Yeah, good question. I think she has the oldest or the newest? Yeah, good question.
I think she has the newest.
Okay.
Oh, gotcha.
So it wasn't an insult, it was actually a nice thing.
Well, let's go with Claude first.
Okay, yeah, you counted me out, Mary, so I can tell you.
Oh wait, should we know how old Mary's slippers are first?
That's a great point.
Mary!
How old are your slippers?
I'm not exactly sure, but they've got to be at least, I want to say they're like, and
this is going to take me out, they're like six or seven years old.
Six or seven years old and where are they from?
Some like kids two dollar shop kind of like, that's just like a knick knacky kind of pair
that I got for Christmas.
Are you rocking a boot or like a slip-on?
They're like, they're like a mix in between.
They're these like ladybugs, like a puggybugs that you can like put your whole feet in.
Oh talk dirty to us Mary.
They sound, they sound sexy as.
Love it Mary.
So you're going with Ella aren't you?
You think she's got newer slippers than you?
Yes.
Okay cool. So you have kicked me out of the game early.
Mary, I can tell you that if you had gone with me,
you would have won because I technically only got slippers today.
So they're only, what, a few hours old.
Is that your first pair of slippers ever?
I've had slippers before, but I haven't had anything in, I'd say 15 years.
That's wild. That is wild chat from you.
I rock like a thick sock rather than a slipper.
Not a toe sock?
No, not anymore.
You look like someone who would rock a toe sock.
He got that bleed out of me.
I literally had rainbow toe socks.
If Claudia turned up tomorrow and went, I've knitted myself some toe socks, I'd be like, that checks out.
Yeah, definitely does.
Well, that's my weekend, sort of.
Okay.
All right, Bree, what are you rocking?
So that was smart, Mary.
Me, if you had have picked me, you would have lost.
Cause my slippers currently are 14 years old.
Yeah.
Yuck.
What, don't say it like you knew,
like it was gonna be. Yeah. Mary's like, we all knew that. Yeah, she don't say it like you knew like it was gonna be.
Yeah.
Mary's like, well we all knew that.
She picked it from the start.
Hey, I believe in a sustainable earth and,
nah, my slippers are still good to go.
Yeah, they weren't smelly.
I genuinely was like, these are gonna be gross
and you just can't smell your own, you know?
Yeah, right.
The original Uggs.
Yeah, they're fine.
Still going strong. All good.
Okay, well, it comes down to the nitty gritty part.
Ella, Mary slippers are six to seven years old.
If yours are older than that, she loses.
If they're newer than that, she wins.
Wow, Mary, I can tell you
that I'm in the same boat as Claudia.
We got sent some slippers today.
So mine are a couple hours old.
You don't have any slippers other than that?
No, never, never, never, never.
So Mary, you are today's winner.
KFC comes your way.
Nice Mary.
Also, I wish we had a pair of slippers to gift you,
because it sounds like your slippers need updating.
A little bit.
I would say yours need upgrading before mine. Yeah, I'm glad it's radio and you can't spell them. At least
he's had ladybugs on them. Hey Mary, well done. We'll get the KFC chicken dollars out
to you mate. Thank you so much. You are welcome. That is how many we'll play same time next
week. Stick around, we'll tell you how you can win a neon subscription. The ZM Podcast Network.
ZM's Brian Clint.
Last week we did discuss what were the most attractive and the least attractive hobbies
for men. Remember we did that?
I can't remember what the least attractive was.
The least attractive.
But I remember the most attractive, we talked about cooking.
Cook.
Love. The least attractive. But I remember the most attractive, we talked about cooking. I think cooking is at the top for me.
If a guy is a good cook, swoon.
Like just swoon.
You don't need to do anything else, just cook me dinner.
Oh my god.
And then when they throw the tea towel over their shoulder, holy hell.
When they wear an apron naked.
Okay, we took it too far.
But yes, I mean yes, that would be attractive.
So recipe for burns.
I thought we can't just do the men and not do the women.
So we need to discuss what are the most attractive
and the least attractive hobbies in women.
And this is according to the internet.
So don't at me.
It's not a personal opinion.
It's not a personal opinion.
Although we will probably give our personal opinion
as we go through the list.
I think we do the most attractive hobbies for women first. Kick it off with,
and I believe this was on the males list as well, playing a musical instrument.
Yes, I agree. Yeah, but maybe not all instruments. I feel like some are more attractive than
others.
100%.
Like a drummer? Hot.
Hot. A harp? Hot.
Yeah, okay.
A harp's cool Hot A harp? Hot
A harp's cool
Recorder?
Not so much
No
Ukulele?
Can't get into it
Oh I don't like the ukulele
I could get amongst a ukulele
It depends on the song
You can uke-lay me if you know what I mean
Okay I'll move right along after that
You can play my strings
That was a regret
Most attractive hobbies in women? Cooking is on the list as well.
Cooking or baking it says.
Fitness slash sports.
Oh, I was thinking sports.
And it gives examples.
Football.
Yoga, running, weightlifting.
Okay.
But not my top three, but...
Yeah.
Next on the list, attractive hobbies for women traveling.
Oh, I never considered that a hobby, but yeah.
Yeah, I'd quite like, yeah, if you met a woman,
they were like, oh, I just went on a solo trip
around the world.
I did a solo trip once.
How long for?
Three or four weeks.
That's not bad.
Yeah. Yeah.
Went to India by myself.
Did you get lonely at all?
No.
Oh.
Cool.
At any point was it not solo?
Yeah, but not like that.
Oh, boo.
Dancings on the list, especially salsa, ballet and pole fitness.
OK.
Oh, no.
Salsa for me is one of the sexiest things you can see any human do.
Can I see your salsa?
Absolutely not.
Because I cannot salsa.
But you know when you can see someone, especially Latinas, Latinos, they just have it.
You either have it or you don't.
And they have.
People with rhythm in general.
It's a great hobby to have.
Yeah.
Photography or art. Yeah. Yeah. It's like creative. Take photos of me. It's more like they're mysterious as well.
You know. Reading or writings on the list. We'll just breeze through some of
these. Surfing or outdoor sports. Hot. Hiking, rock climbing, all of that.
The last one on the list is gardening. Yeah. It gives off a down to earth independent vibe.
We all do that.
Yeah.
Nice.
Hey, let's get into the least attractive hobbies for women.
First on the list, watching reality TV.
Well that's me.
Okay.
That's a tick for me.
Same.
Next on the list, gaming.
Oh no.
Oh no, that's another tick for you.
Another tick for me. Oh no. Oh no, there's another tick for you. Another tick for me.
Oh no.
I resent this one, and this is where we did not come up
with the list, it says shopping.
That is not a hobby.
No, that's not a hobby, that's a lifestyle.
Yeah.
Some people get really into op shopping.
Oh, I quite like people who are into op shopping.
I think that's cool and quirky. I quite like that. It says astrology is an unattractive hobby for women. No I quite like it. If you're passionate about it. It's not hurting anyone. I'm not saying it's not attractive. It's just I'm not in that space yet. I don't get it. What star sign are you? Here we go, Scorpio.
Oh, you can tell.
See, yeah, you can.
Oh, I hate that!
That's exactly the attitude of a Scorpio, isn't it?
I don't get the moons and stuff.
Next is collecting things like dolls or figurines.
That's my friend.
The dolls I get, but collecting other things is fine.
Weird, creepy, you know the dolls with the creepy faces?
Oh, and they're haunted?
No, I can't do the dolls.
We're going through the most attractive
and least attractive hobbies for women.
These are the least attractive.
Extreme fandoms.
Oh, no!
You know who comes to mind?
Yeah, I do.
Our friend Megan out in the office.
Extreme.
I love it though. And not just one fandom, like she friend Megan out of the office. Extreme. I love it though.
And not just one fandom, like she's a part of the Swifties and then the Charlie XCX fandom.
Lord.
Lord.
She's in amongst all the fandoms.
I see her like just not even tagging friends, just commenting on all these famous artists'
accounts.
Oh yeah.
I've got your album in the mail.
She runs a Taylor Swift fan account on Twitter. goes, passion is attractive. I like it.
You know what, I agree, but to a certain point. And the last one is cosmetics, nail art, etc.
Oh, not fair. I think that's fun. That's not a hobby. And it is fun. If you're doing it yourself, it might be a hobby.
Oh, if you're doing it on the side.
Oh, yeah, true.
But also, it doesn't need to be attractive.
It's also just what they want to do.
Yeah, maybe people just want to do their own things sometimes.
Yeah.
Well, there you go.
That is the list of the most attractive and least attractive hobbies for women.
Now we just have to find a woman who plays the harp and is a surfer.
Beautiful.
What else?
And can cook.
And can go.
Oh, stop.
It's ZM's Breedclin podcast.
Clint away on holiday.
The producers have given me a hand and guys, I'm so glad you're here.
This is a big moment for me.
A milestone in my life.
Something that has never happened until now.
Have you finally stopped writing complaint emails?
I'm not the complainer. Clint's the one that loves doing that.
Have you stopped putting notes on people's cars when they park bad?
That's also Clint.
Have you started showering every day?
Oh my gosh, finally!
Guys.
Did you finally tell her?
I did,ering every day. Oh my gosh, finally. Guys. Did you finally tell her?
I did, yeah.
Nice.
All right, enough of the funnies.
Let's get into a serious chat.
Sorry.
You finally get a sense of humor.
Okay.
What happened?
This is big and you know how I was away the other week?
It actually happened when I was away
and I've been waiting till now to tell you guys
because when I was away I
Had to go get a spray tan
Because the things that I was doing and that spray tan was free
because
For the first time to a gifted in my life
It was not gifted at all.
For the first time in my life, I stuck with something long enough where I cashed in on a loyalty card.
Give it up, Nocey.
Well done.
Yeah, good job.
I was expecting more of a celebration.
There we go.
Okay, no, we have to sit expecting more of a celebration. There we go. Okay.
No, we have to sit in this for a little bit.
No, sit down.
Sit down.
A standing ovation is too much.
Okay, that's it.
Now can I have some questions?
Yeah.
How many stamps did you need for this free spray tan?
You need to have nine and then the tenth one is free.
I thought it was going to be a fiver, but that's good.
Ten. So you went enough times you didn't lose the card.
Exactly.
It's never happened to me before.
Physical card?
Physical card.
And I'm not someone who drinks coffee,
so I don't use a coffee loyalty card.
So I haven't ever felt what that feels like
to get a free, you know, something.
Free anything.
Did it feel good?
God, it felt good. Were you standing there in the spray booth like, yeah. Free anything. Did it feel good? God, it felt good.
Were you standing there in the spray boot?
And the best part was, as she goes,
that will be, you know, however much it is.
And I go, actually, I have a free one.
And I couldn't believe that I hadn't lost the card.
No one's ever done this before.
She's like, whoa, you're actually cashing in.
You didn't lose it?
I'm so proud of myself, honestly.
No, that's amazing.
I know it might not seem like a big deal,
but like, you know, big deal for me.
I get it.
I'm trying to do the same with my coffee card.
I'm nearly there, and it's gonna be a good day.
How many on the coffee card, 10?
10, and then the 11th one will be free.
Oh no.
Oh, not even nine in the 10?
No, I know.
Interesting.
Oh, and I can't wait to go in there, march in,
show my phone, because it's on my phone,
and be like, hello, I did it.
Give me my free coffee.
See, I'm that guy who the cashiers hate to see me come in
because I'm like, hey, they don't, my friend who's with me,
they don't have a loyalty card, can I have their step?
And they're always like, ugh.
Oh, you are that person.
And you get the free points as well,
if I'm friends. Yeah.
I'll be like, do you want to scan my barcode? Like anyone, if you don't have one, you can have mine. Everyone gather round, gather round. Yeah, while person. And you get the free points as well. Yeah. I'll be like, do you want to scan my barcode?
Like anyone, if you don't have one, you can have mine.
Everyone gather round, gather round.
Yeah, while I'm here.
Cause Clint used to do that to me at the pub.
You know, the pub that where we go on a Friday
and he has the loyalty program
and he'd be like, can I have her points?
See me, I'm never like,
I can't keep concentration enough
where I've actually used one.
I'm so proud of myself.
Good job. That's very grown up of you.
It was a great tan.
One of the best tans I've had.
Even better.
And it was free.
And free.
I was also going to say, another question.
Did they give you any free ones?
You know how some people are nice
and they'll be like, I'll chuck another stamp in for you.
Oh, a little bonus stamp on the way.
Did you ever get any bonus stamps?
That feels good.
I know.
That does feels good.
I know.
That does feel good.
I don't think so because this is the same place where I'm pretty sure I brown-eyed
that woman that one time getting a spray tan.
So you were lucky to be back in the building.
But aren't you even more proud of me that I stuck with it and I went back to that place
after that incident?
No.
You said you were never going to go back.
It wasn't my fault that I brown-eyed her.
She asked you to be known.
She asked and she gave me the G-string
with just the little cord that goes up.
Anyway, I'm very proud of myself
and I want to have that feeling from you guys as well.
If you're someone who you've cashed in
on some sort of loyalty
program, maybe it's a card, I want to know about it.
0800 DIALSATEM or you can text us on 9696. Are you cashing in on the loyalty
cards or programs? What have you got for free because you're stuck with it?
That's Bree and Clint. Right now we're talking about something big that has
happened in my life.
Last week I finally cashed in on a loyalty card and got a free spray tan.
All I do is win, win, win no matter what.
That's all right. That's all right guys.
First time in my life I've ever remembered a loyalty card enough times to cash in on a free spray tan.
All I do is win, wee wee wee no matter what.
My body was.
It smells like such a victory, eh?
It does, it did, it felt so good
because I'm like, this is free,
I'm not paying a cent for this.
And I was glistened.
Imagine you walking out of the building just like.
All I do is wee wee wee no matter what.
But I was supporting my titties
because I didn't have a bra on.
All I do is wee wee wee no matter what. Because, spray tans, you can't have a bra on.
But anyway, we want to celebrate your wins.
When have you cashed in on a loyalty card?
Theora, you're first.
G'day mate.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thank you.
Tell us, is this something you've done where you've cashed in on a loyalty program?
Yes, I have.
So me and my partner have
been building up our points at a shop called Lincraft. Okay. And we had to save up 500 points
to get a $20 voucher which we finally did. And tell us theoraora, how many dollars equals one point?
So it's one dollar is one point.
Wait, so you had to spend $500 and then they gave you 20 bucks?
Yeah!
So we were just decorating the house.
We had curtains, we had throws, blankets and everything.
So we just got any, because I'm an arts and crafty person person yes all art supplies was all on me and yet we just building good for you
see or I what a big win that's a huge win someone else on the text machine
said I cashed in $10 for free off my Thai massage but I had to take my eight
cards in because I got a new one each time.
Yeah, it still counts. Absolutely that still counts. Someone else said, I love this one,
it says I get gas from Zed near my house every week, every day, every week. Notice I had
enough points for 15 free coffees. I've been getting a free large coffee every day on the
way to work for the past couple of weeks. Oh what a good feeling. What a great feeling.
And they taste better when they're free. Absolutely and I love that they're getting the large
ones. Hell yeah. The biggest one with all the flavors, like extra shots, whatever you
can get for free. That's nice. Someone else said, I won a thousand dollar New World dollars on my club card
because I played this club card game every day.
You had to log in and play once a week for four weeks.
I actually remembered to go into the app and it paid off.
All I do is win, win, win no matter what.
That's good. Someone else said,
I am that person that offers my everyday rewards card
to everyone. I've surely gotten so many free $15 from Woolies just because of that.
I've done exactly the same thing. All people are like, oh, do you have one? And I'm like,
do I? Let me just get that out for you. No problem.
Don't tell the people your hobby. What's my hobby?
Claudia will sit in the self-service checkout lane
just offering her everyday rewards card.
She's like, anyone need it?
Honestly, if I had the time, I probably would.
Let's talk to Hannah.
G'day Hannah.
Hiya, how are you guys doing?
Good, thank you mate.
Tell us, have you cashed in on a loyalty card?
Um, kind of.
I've just got my first smeg item from New World.
Mate.
All I do is win, win, win no matter what.
I'm collecting the stickers as well.
That's so good.
I'm so keen to get the big dish.
Which dish did you go for?
See, I didn't get a dish.
I got the utensil pot because I figured I can leave that out on the bench
and it looks bougie and people will think've got one and like it looks fancier.
Can I be the first to say you sound bougier.
Question for you, because I've been trying to figure this out myself.
You know how obviously in the booklet it says you can collect your SMEG item now. Yes.
Does that mean like when I collect up to the,
I love how she's just the representative from New World.
And then when you collect up to the next one,
does that mean you can go and get your next one?
Or do you have to get a whole nother booklet?
Like start a new book.
I think you have to start a new book.
Yeah.
That's what I was afraid of, Hannah.
Yeah.
Hey, but- It's not a Yeah. Hey, we will rebuild Hannah.
We will, we will.
Hey, good for you.
Can I just say one more time, you're a winner.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
All I do is win, win, win no matter what.
Oh God, it feels good.
One last one.
This person said, I went out for a work lunch
and got everyone stamps for my Thai meal.
So now I get two free lunches.
It might be the best one out of the lot. Really appreciate you guys getting involved. That made
me feel good Claude. I don't know about you. And I feel like I've got a lot of inspiration of other
ways to get stuff. Yeah you'll be down at that self-service checkout aisle. If anyone needs me.
All weekend. Anyone's forgot their card. If anyone needs me. All weekend.
If anyone's forgot their card, I've gotcha.
I'll take those points.
Hey, we're gonna do a birthday banger next.
Number one song when you turn 16.
If you want to play, give us a call right now.
0800 DIAL ZM.
It's Breanne Clint.
It's ZM's Breanne Clint podcast.
It is now time to do a birthday banger.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Yes, welcome along birthday banger.
This is where you can call us.
Tell us what your birthday is.
We do the calculations here in the studio
to figure out what was the number one song when you were 16.
We'll figure out three and we'll play our favourite one.
Let's kick things off with Eliza.
Hello, Eliza.
Hello.
Did you like the cartoon, Thornberrys?
Was it Thornberrys?
Wild Thornberrys?
Yes, yes, I did.
Yeah, are you anything like Eliza Thornberry?
Yep, love my animals, so for sure.
Oh, there you go, it all worked out.
Hey, Eliza, what is your date of birth?
Fourth of the third, 2001.
All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2017.
We've done our calculations,
and this is your birthday banner.
I'm waiting for it, that green light
I'm on the island, come get my things
She's on tour at the moment.
I'm waiting for it, that green light It's Lord Greenlight, that was one of her comeback songs. What do you reckon, Eliza? She's on tour at the moment.
It's Lord Greenlight.
That was one of her comeback songs.
What do you reckon Eliza?
Yeah, I'm a fan.
Yeah, it's a great song from Lord.
You can't go wrong with a bit of Greenlight for sure.
Let's move on to...
Oh no, we've hung up on Kerry.
Can we get Kerry back please, producer Ella?
That's all right.
We can talk
to Warren next. G'day Warren.
Good evening.
Good evening mate. Do you have a lot of pet rabbits?
No, but I've grown up with that joke.
Yeah, I bet you have. Be more original. I'll try next time Warren, we appreciate you calling
through. What is your date of birth?
9th of September, 1975.
Oh, it's a good one.
You were 16 in 1991, Warren.
And on that exact day, this was number one.
Everything I do.
Brian Adams.
Oh, that was a huge hit from Brian Adams, Warren.
Amazing movie.
What movie was it from? Robin Hood. Oh, Warren. Amazing movie. What movie was it from?
Robin Hood.
Oh, right.
Cause I'm pretty sure that song was number one
for months and months.
Yeah, I believe it was Kevin Costner's
Robin Hood, I think that movie came from.
Yeah, right. Interesting.
I think you're spot on.
Hey, it's a good one from Brian Adams,
but we need to do one more.
Kerry's back.
Hi Kerry.
How's it going? Good thank you.
What have you been doing today? Work. What do you do for work Kerry?
I cook at a childcare centre. Oh nice. What are you cooking up at a childcare
centre? My centre does all vegetarian stuff, nothing interesting really.
Is it a lot of mash? Oh yeah, heaps of mash, beans and healthy vegetarian stuff.
Yeah right. Okay, interesting.
Kerri, what is your birthday?
11th of February, 1987.
Right, that means you were 16 in 2003.
Back in 2003, this had a number one hit.
This is Big Bro, taking over show.
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I don't know.
I always feel like the decision's gonna be really easy,
but then when it comes down to it,
I'm like, there's someone out there who's like,
well, there's an obvious choice,
but I would kind of be happy with any.
I kind of want to do Bryan Adams, but I don't know.
I feel like just for a Monday,
I'm steering away from Bryan Adams,
but you go with what you think,
because if we can't agree, can't agree we go to produce Ella and I don't know if she's
ever even heard of Bryan Adams I'm going New Flow Big Brothers that's a vibe that
song. I'm gonna give me the vote yeah I'm gonna risk it give Ella the vote little bit of a Brian Adams and see what happens.
She's gonna pick green light.
No, no, no, no, no.
We have been loving the new Lord, but we have been outlawed.
You know, there's been a lot on the airwaves, which is good.
So let's hear the very first time-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I will buy you a drink on Friday if you choose Big Brothers.
You know what?
I'll buy you a drink as well. I'll buy you two. Okay, okay you choose Big Brothers. You know what? I'll buy you a drink as well.
I'll buy you two.
Okay, I'll go with Big Brothers.
Come on!
Woo!
Let's go!
Gets it done in the clutch.
No drinks!
That means, Kerry, you've won birthday bang a nice workmate.
You hear?
Cost me a couple of drinks, but it's worth it all day.
It's Bre and Clint.
Clint's away is on holidays, a well deserved holiday,
which means I have time to organise something
because last week marked this show's seventh anniversary.
Right?
Yeah, seventh.
Does it feel like seventh?
Feels longer.
Yeah.
If you guys had a kid, it would be seven years old.
Isn't that wild?
We did toss around the idea of having a show baby at one point.
It's more of a five year activity.
You could pass that now.
But I felt like I would have to do most of the work.
I mean, he's got two kids already so he's a bit busy.
Yeah, so we parked that one for a bit.
But if you've listened to our show for a while,
you would know something I've done, I think for a number of years now is I always do an
anniversary song for when we hit another milestone another year. Some of the songs I've done
in the past, what have we got Claude? This is the one that you did on your fourth anniversary
Yeah I paid to get up a guy who was on this app called Fiverr that's a real guy, real singer
I wrote the lyrics oh yeah
There we go, catchy. I like it.
What else we got, Claude?
This is when you got Kayleigh Bell on it, somehow, Regal Karen.
That was last year.
Yeah. And in between you had Navy.
I had Navy do one. I've written a number of different lyrics over the years.
But this year I was like, what am I gonna do?
And I thought, cause Clint's away this week,
we've got a bit of time to workshop some ideas.
I love this.
And what I've done is I'm gonna make a different kind
of song, different genre, different style each day this week.
And then we can all deliberate,
people listening can deliberate which one they like the best and that will be the seventh
year anniversary song.
This is bold, I like it.
Yeah, okay so let's do the first one.
So the first one, essentially what you need to know is I've taken things that have happened
in the last 12 months, some of the things for example, like when we crowned the dish
of the nation, which was a meat pie, we also crowned the best one hit wonder from the 2010s.
I added that in. The stitch up on Gracie Abrams when...
The accidental stitch up.
I lied and said, you should say kicking in the dick on stage. That's in there. We lost
our sixth radio award. Gaydar, a mention of Brinklin's
Gator which is a new segment we've done on the show in the last couple of months. When
Portia and Ilona arm wrestled on my back and my ass was pointed at the TV cameras. So a
bunch of that kind of stuff. I've written all these lyrics and essentially I've made this using AI, but all the lyrics
I've written myself and this is the first option for the Bre and Clint anniversary song,
Seven Years.
Here we go.
Bre and Clint, it's the seven years and we're still on air.
Like an unfushed turd, we're going nowhere.
Say we've got that seven year bitch
But this past year, no babe
We made it our bitch
We solve NC's national dish mystery
Turns out it's a pie, not fush and chups
That's history, call me, crowned best one hit wonder
And we caught sweet Gracie Abrams in a hell of a blunder
We lost our sixth radio award
But they say seven times a charm
Interviewed the cast of Wicked
And damn, that was a hell of a yarn
Bree and Clint, they say we've got that seven year itch
But this past year, nah, babe, we made it our itch
We stirred the pot and sniffed the stew
Bree and Clint skated our beep, then we outed a few
Talker to rugby, Queens, Porsche, and Alona, we made history.
And Bree's thumb trended on national TV.
Serious.
Reminisce millennial sayings, what a hell of a time.
Meanwhile, Paul's accent committed a crime.
Mama D, well she came back for more.
She was disappointed, that's for sure.
Bree and Clint, they say we've got that seven year
itch but this past year nah babe we made it our bitch.
Right there it is the first option for the seven year anniversary. I've already
got my own feedback listening back to it. Oh interesting.
And I think it needs to be shorter.
I think the hook's quite catchy.
I was going to say, did you write that?
That's fantastic.
The hook's quite catchy, I like that part, but I think I need to condense, make it more
snappy.
Great first draft though.
Yeah, good first draft.
And so that's the pop option.
The pop option, if people have suggestions on what genre
they would like to hear,
which I mean, we did country last year.
So rap.
Yeah, I mean, we can do a rap version.
Text us on 9696, we can do a heavy metal version.
Can we do a screamo version?
Oh, I was at the line.
We could, we could, we'll see.
What's an option? Should we do a gospel version? Yes. Get me in there, rather not. Oh, is that the line? We could, we could, we'll see. What's an option?
Should we do a gospel version?
Yes!
Get me in there, choir up!
Come on now.
Come on.
We'll throw some harmonies on it.
Anyway, we'll be testing all of the seven year
anniversary songs.
We'll do another one tomorrow.
We can't wait!
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