ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint PODcast - 7th July 2026

Episode Date: July 6, 2026

Pods are officially back in New Zealand so today every caller wins Pods!  Bree reinvents the concept of radio.  Things that cost less than GTA 6.  Did your school produce multiple famous people?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's Z-M's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC. ZDM's Brie and Clint, covering breakfast. Morning, early birds. Morning. How's everybody doing? How are you, Bree?

Yeah, good, mate. I had a better sleep last night. But I have been using these whitening strips on my teeth. Oh, okay, at nighttime. At bedtime, while you're asleep? No, just before bed. You put them on and they're on for 40 minutes and then you take them off. Yeah.

My teeth are starting to get sensitive. Yeah. And I feel like I'm starting to get zaps. What are you whitening your teeth for? I just, I don't know. You've got something coming up. Are you doing a birth shoot? My partner wants to do that.

Yeah. I'm not as keen. Right. But. You don't have to have white teeth for that. by the way. No, I don't know, just to make myself feel better. I haven't whitened them in like 10 years.

No, that's not true. It is true. We had our teeth whitened at the same place about three years ago. Three years ago? Yeah. No, remember you had them whiten. I'd had them whiten when I first moved here and I said, don't do it. Oh, was it that long?

I thought you had it done at the same time. No, mine was years and years ago and I said to you, I was like, don't do it. It's so bad. It was horrific. But this is more like. like gradual because you put the strips on yourself. Oh, this one will be fine. Yeah, this will be different.

Just use some of the censadine. Where you go. Do you know I learned about those whitening toothpaste that you can get? And the way they work is they're granular. So they're actually sanding like a top layer of your teeth off. They're actually so bad. Is that what's actually happening? They're so bad for your teeth enamel, the whitening toothpaste.

I'm pretty sure like these widening strips are bad for your teeth enamel too. Yeah. I used to whiten the crap out of my teeth when I look. lived in America. Right. Everyone in the States uses crest whitening strips, they're called. Everyone uses them and everyone's teeth and they use them so much so often. Everyone's teeth are translucent by the end.

Like that episode of Friends where Ross gets his teeth whitened. It's just so far over the top. But anyway, you can't buy the crest strips in New Zealand. Morning producers. Morning guys. Hi, my teeth are white too. Are they? Sometimes.

Not after 10. though. I've had a couple this morning already. Yeah, and my friend, my friend Dan, after he drinks a bottle of red wine, I'll tell him he's got blood mouth and he goes, do I? Yeah, but by that stage he's had a bottle of wine, he doesn't really care. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't even

know what I'm saying. Hey, today, we get to give pods away to everybody who gets on the show and somebody is going to win a whole year's supply of pods. By pods, we mean Mars pods, slickers pods, Twix pods, because they're back, yeah. They're finally back on our shelves.

Do you want anyone's up early enough to be our first winner? Yes, if you want to call now 0,800 dials at M, you'll win some pods. Play Z-N's Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus Ladies. Uh, the ladies, picking up a win again yesterday. Did they? Well, the Trades did. Anyway, it doesn't matter.

We kept to score. Trades did. The Trades did, yeah. They took their score line to 49. The ladies on 55. A lady is in Auckland, she's 31, and she is a twin. Welcome to the show, Olivia. Hi, Olivia.

Fraternal, identical? Fraternal. Fraternal. You're on here, so you get free pods? Pod squad. Everybody on ear gets pods today. That's right. And you're taking on our tradie from Tohanga.

He's 34, and he once applied for a job at 3am on a whim, and then he got the job, and the good news is he loves it. So welcome to the show, Liam. Morning, Liam. You're on air so you get pods. Well done, mate. Yeah. Yeah.

Second question. What job was it? So it's just a delivery driver job. So I just drive around the country delivering tyres. Were you, and you can be honest with us, steamed when you applied for the job? Maybe a little, yes. Yeah. What was the job you had at the time?

And you're like, screw the shit. I want to be a tire delivery, man. Yeah, so I used to work in the supermarkets for like 15 years. Yeah, right. Got big change. And yeah, needed something, needed a change. Yeah, nice. Good on you, Liam.

Your buzz is Trady. Olivia, Lady. The first to three correct answers gets the 50 bucks cash this morning. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. What sport is the hit TV series heated rivalry about? Trady.

Yes, Liam. Is it ice hockey? Liam knows. It is ice hockey. Well done. One to the Trades. Question number two. What holiday has America just celebrated on the 4th of July?

Lady. Yes, Olivia. Independence Day. Well done. It is Independence Day. We are won a piece in this game. Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Liam.

Is it Jennifer Lopez? Well done. Is J-Lo? From the other hockey show. Yeah, off-campus has just put it back into rotation. Two to the Trades. You need this one, Olivia, to stay in at. Question number four.

Which classic horror film features a serial killer, famously known as Ghost Face. Oh, lady? Yes, Olivia. Is it Scream? It is Scream. What a good game. Such a good game.

We move on to question five. This is for the win. Name the only Kiwi driver currently competing in Formula One. Olivia. Liam Nelson. She, no. Just confirm that surname for us?

Liam. Liam. Can I say Liam Ann? I'm Liam Lewis. Oh, no, it was right there. We go to our other Liam for the steel. Liam, what is it? It's Liam Lawson.

Oh, man. That's it. Wow. Olivia, she was right there. And you got the steel as well. You got the steel and then it just... I feel like you said Liam Nelson at first as well. Yeah.

Yeah. It was in your brain somewhere and then you just couldn't pull it out. It's okay. We have pods for you so you're not going home empty. handed. Yes. Great. Thank you. And Liam, you get pods and $50 cash and a tradie versus lady win. Congrats. Awesome. Thanks, guys.

No worries. What a game. What a game on the edge of my seat. ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast. Pod Squad day. Everyone who gets on air is going to win Pods. Pod Squad. People are texting through and they're like, oh my God, how are these people getting pods? I need them. I know. How good would it be to win free pods, Lucy?

It would be great. Yeah, I know. All you've got to do is get on air, okay? That's it. So if you get on air with us today, you can have free pods. Okay. Wait a second. She's on air right now.

Pub Squad. Free pods, Lucy. We're going to hook it up for you. Awesome. Thank you so much. You're welcome. We'll do a blitz after 7 o'clock, by the way, as many calls as we can get on air. I've just realized the best part is just giving away free stuff.

It is. How good? You get pods. No, why your job. Love her job so much. You get a car. You get a car. Look under your seat.

This bag's on podcast. You're all going to Australia. Football World Cup still on at the moment. They're finishing off the round of 16, quarterfinals next. Big games today. USA play Belgium. Have you seen the controversy in this game? No.

So one of the USA players got a red card and a three-match ban, which would mean that he was out and he would be no good. And they need him to play Belgium. Trump got on the phone to Infantino, the head of feet. Yeah. And had some stern words. You need to change it. And miraculously, somehow the guy's ban has been reversed

and they haven't commented. But he's available to play. No. The other big game today, which is massive, is Portugal versus Spain that kicks off in five minutes. Okay. That's Cristiano Ronaldo. How's he been playing?

Because he hasn't been on form. He's all right. He's got a few goals. You know who is in form? Messi. Messy's the goat. Yeah. The big game yesterday was Mexico versus England. Now, if you don't know the law around this,

English fans have only won the Football World Cup once. It was in the 1960s, and every year since then... They say it's coming home. They say it's coming home. They love football. It's their national game. They live and breathe football. And, I mean, I don't care if I jinx them or not.

They're not my team. They're looking pretty good. Touch, touch of... They're not my team. I know, but you can't jinx someone that's not your own team. You don't want to be responsible, though. Yesterday they played Mexico, huge game in Mexico. Mexico, one of the hosts.

Did you watch? I watched the highlights. It was such a good game. They ended up beating Mexico 3-2. That is one of the all-time World Cup games. What a scoreline. Harry Kane is their captain. He's also their best player.

he scored two goals yesterday, I think. And he must have been screaming. He must have been screaming for the full 112 minutes of the game because he had no voice left for the post-match interview, which he has to do, the post-match interview. Have a listen to this. You decide whether this is English Captain Harry Kane, Muppet, Kermit the Frog or Mickey Mouse.

What did you make of that? Yeah, I thought I got to the ball first. It was one of those days. The ref gave a lot against us. And in the end it didn't matter, so yeah, I'm happy. I'm going to try one more question if your voice holds out. A quarter final in Miami against Norway to look forward to. What can the England fans look forward to now?

Well, just look at him here. Incredible. Unbelievable support. Speechless. I can't even talk. Go and rest our voice, rest up, thanks, hurry. Why? It's going home.

Why ask him another question? No, ask him another question. Let the poor guy go. Ask him another question. Then you go, can you sing the England song for us? Far out, poor bugger. It was actually comical. Anyway, that's how much he wants it, you know?

He obviously was just screaming at people on the field. Get back! Get back, park the bus. I think they have to play Norway next in the Giant Viking. How has Norway been going? Very good. Harland looks fantastic. They do the Viking row, the Norwegians.

Have you seen that? No. They get the drum. The whole crowd goes into row position. They lean forwards. And then someone has a drum, they go boom. And the whole crowd goes, hey! It's incredible to watch a whole stadium do it.

And they're perfectly in unison. And then after the game, the players will sit down on the field in like a boat position like they are Vikings too. I'll do it as well. I love it. Yeah. What's the one where they put their arm up and then they go, pooh, and they snap it down. Oh, I don't know that one.

That's like another, I need to look into it. Yeah. But yeah, and they wait for it and then they, ooh it. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Dead is Franklin. As the resident gamer on the show, although Claude is playing a bit of Nintendo Switch. Yeah, we play a little Tomodachi life, guys.

I play real games. I'm making mees every day. A game that I have been very excited about for many, many years is Grand Theft Auto 6. Yeah. Delayed, delayed, delayed, delayed, delayed. GTA 6. It's been delayed so many times. 13 years we've been waiting.

Wow. It's a long, bloody time. And they kept telling us, it's coming, guys, it's coming. And that was years ago. Anyway, it finally was available for pre-order last week, which is exciting. Comes out officially in November, I believe. You still got to wait until November? Still got to wait.

Okay. They reckon it's going to be the greatest driving game in computer game history. Okay. Better than crash team racing? Oh, it'll be close, but... Better than need for speed, high pursuit? Might just get it. Okay.

I was, I mean, I've read so many things about it over the years, but one of the biggest things that sticks out and people talk about is how much this game has cost to make. Yeah. Oh, to make. To make. Right. Because there's that much special effects and things involved.

Yeah. I'll say $100 million to make the new GTA 6 game. 100 million? Producers, have you seen anything? Am I out of reach? Because I thought I was like under a million. Under a million? Under a million.

A million is a lot of money. Okay. Do you know how much things cost? Nah. Okay. Under a million. I assume everything's under a million. Um, Ella?

Maybe 50 million, but honestly it could be crazy. To make GTA 6. Yeah. Reports say. Oh no. That to make the... the new GTA 6th. It costs.

What are you doing? I'm trying to do a drum roll. $2 billion. What? Two billion. I thought I would do a little bit of a comparison of things that cost less. Oh my gosh. Then to make this video game, okay?

Yeah. You could buy... Literally everything. You could buy an Aston Martin, not the car, the whole company for less, which is about 500 to 600 million, you could buy 40 Eiffel towers, which would cost you around, and we're talking US money, okay? It's US $2 billion. 40 Eiffel powers. Surely just the steel. The Eiffel Tower's got to be worth a couple billion dollars.

So it costs around $1.5 million back in 1889. Oh, okay. But I have adjusted for modern inflation. Wow. So roughly it would cost around 45 million to 50 million. Oh, whack up another Eiffel Tower. We should give them Eiffel Tower, yeah. So you could get around 40 Eiffel Tower's before the cost of GTA6.

The Birch-Kalifa, which they say cost around $1.5 billion to build. Wow. You could get that before. The Sydney Opera House, you can buy that. which would cost around 1.2 billion today to make. The Sydney Harbour Bridge, you can buy that as well, which would cost around 1.5 billion to make today. The top five movies in the world, you can make all five.

You can make all five movies. That's basically all the Marvel movies. For less money than it costs to make GTA 6. You could buy the Mona Lisa. You could buy that. You could also buy and create the Titanic. Multiple Titanic actually. Wow.

Like replicas, you could. Are they in debt? Yeah, right? They are, right? They get $2 billion from. They get $2 billion from. Is the king and queen working on it? And that's why they have to pay them so much.

Two billion it's cost. Have you pre-ordered it? I pre-ordered it, yeah. $175. Is that about right? I think so, yeah. Which really, I know that's a lot of money. for a video game.

They have to charge that. It costs $2 billion to make it. It seems kind of cheap if they spent $2 billion dollars making it. How many would they have to sell? Oh, I don't have the math on that. Claudia, can you do $2 billion divided by $175, please? How many zeros are in a billion?

Hold on. I just type it into Google. Oh, yeah. People are pissed off because there's no CD for Grand Theft Auto 6. No way! It's just you pay that much money. They just give you a code and you download it, which means that you can't see.

sell it after you've played it. That's where they stitch you up. Oh, yeah, of course. Because that's what everyone did. You play the game and then you hock it off on trade-need. And then you buy something else. And you reinvest in another game. Can't do it anymore because there's no CDs.

Yes, producer Claude. $2 billion divided by $175. How many copies do they need to sell? 11,4,4,4. It's going to be easy. Easy. They should have been $3 billion. Z-DM's Branklin.

Two of the biggest films in the world right now, obviously the Moana live action film. Comes out on Thursday. Huge, huge, going to be massive. And the other film that's not doing as well is Supergirl, but it's a massive film. Still a massive film, massive cast, Jess and Moor, DC, it's crazy. Big, the big time. Yeah. Big Hollywood.

I read a story where a school in. New South Wales in Australia, the Newtown High School of Performing Arts, are boasting that the lead in both of those films both went to their school. What are the chances? What are the chances of that? Whoever is the speech and drama teacher at that school right now? Yeah. Because these are both young actors in these films, aren't they?

Correct. So they must have been through the speech and drama program at the school around the same time. Yes. So let's talk about the lead in Moana, which is Catherine LaGyre. She beat out 32,000 other girls to play Moana. Yeah. And she, I believe, was still at the school whilst filming. So the school was working with her sending over different.

You'd hope that would be the case, say. You'd hope the school would go, hey, this is a pretty cool opportunity for you. We're going to make it work. Yeah. We're going to do everything we're going to. again to make it work. From what I've read in this article, they were emailing assessments and getting her to do test while she was on set.

But that's crazy. So she hadn't even left the school yet. Whereas Millie Alcock, she plays Supergirl in the new film. She, I believe, finished at the school back in 2018, but quite recent. Yeah. Yeah, both attended the school. That's so cool for that school. It's amazing.

They have their interviewer speakers sorted for, well, Well, at least the next two years. I wonder who else went to the school. I haven't even thought about that. Mawana came back to your school to give a speech. Wait, is she still at the school now? Or is she graduated now? I feel like she graduated last year, but I could be wrong.

Get her back. Yeah. Get her back. Hold her back a year. Just so you can say we've got Moana at the school. Pretty cool for your school to be able to say you had two famous people at it. Yeah. Because lots of schools have got one.

Some schools have got none. Yeah. But that's okay. Maybe you will be the famous person from your school. Gives you big opportunity. I have two from my school. Who are the two from your school? Dame Susan DeVoy went to my school.

That's right. And Cliff Curtis from Avatar. Oh, you've got two really good ones. Went to my school. Yeah. It was my school used to be two schools, a girls' boys, a girls' school and a boy school, separated by a hedge. And then they eventually cut down the hedge and merged the schools.

Like the Berlin Wall. Yeah, basically. Yeah. But it's the same school. Yeah. No, that counts. Dame Susie went to the girls. That counts.

Cliff went to the boys. I went to the max. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. How good is that? I have tried to look up the school I went to. Which I'm clutching at straws. Because we have to know who they are for them to be famous.

Okay, here we go. Let's give it a go. It's only me and Claudia that can judge this. Do you guys know the actress, Sigrid Thornton? I want to lie to you Yeah, not by name She's big in Australia May I Google her to see what she looks like

Yes, Google her Yeah, it might just be a face name disconnect Yeah, she big time in Australia She's the first cigarette that comes up When I type in cigarette Yeah Um She was in Wentworth

Was she in the man from Snowy River Was she in McLeod's daughters I don't think so She was in sea change She was in a lot of big... Just because we don't know Who are we? Yeah, what are we to judge?

And the other... You've got one, you need two to count. Okay, okay. I feel like this one is very current. And I just love saying her name. Ariane Titmus. Oh. The swimmer?

Yes. One multiple goals. She was at the Olympics. Yeah. I do know that one. Oh my God. Why didn't you lead with Titmus? Yeah, come on.

Because I just want to... Were you building up to Titmus? Yeah. You always build up to Tetmus. Claudia, you got two famous people from your school? I have at least two. I've got enough for everyone. Give us the best two.

Best two. You may have heard of John O'Pryor. Oh, I think that brings a better. From John O'N. Ben at 10. From Johnno and Ben. Yeah, he counts. Apparently, I just found out just now. He went to my school.

Yeah. Really? I just found that out too. What? Blair Tuk. Shane Van Gisbergen. Joe Rooka. Oh my God. Mark Richardson.

Dalton Papaletti. Oh my God. What school did you go do? St. Kenigan College. Oh. Oh. So fun. Did Bogan Man of the People, John O'Pryor, go to a hoity-toity, lardy, d'arty fancy private school?

No wonder he covered himself in tats. He was trying to get away from the fancy schoolboy image. I bet he wasn't allowed to drive his Holden Kingswood to that school. Oh, definitely not. No, no. He would have had to drive the uniform car, which is a late model V-dub golf or polo. Yeah. Or Tiguan.

All parents must drive Tiguans. Can you do it? Can you name two famous people from your school? We want to hear it. 0800 dial ZM. You can text it to 9-696 as well. But remember if you call us and tell us you're going to win pods for getting on air.

Imagine if you went to the school where all the Adamses went. My brother did. My brother went to the same school as Stephen Adams. Stephen and Valerie Adams, two famous people of same school. Yeah, but Stephen went to Rotor of Boys. Valerie couldn't go there. See, it's harder than you think.

So, we don't know if Valerie's from Red de Roos. Stephen is, but Valerie, I don't know. I'm not sure. Leave it with me. I'll figure it out. Dead Am's Bree and Clint podcast. Did you have multiple famous people? Two minimum. Attend your school.

Claudia's winning. Claudia had like six or seven, including Blair, Chook, Mitch James, and Jono from Jono and Ben. It's off the back of this story about the lead in the new Moana film, Catherine La Geyer. and this other girl, Millie Olcock, who is the main lead character and Supergirl.

She's Supergirl. They're both from the same school in Australia, not in L.A. Moana and Supergirl went to this school. Both at the same school. So we want to know, can you do it? Can you give us multiple famous people from your school? Morning, Ben. Morning.

Morning. You've got pods for getting on here, Ben. Pod Squad. Well done. Pod Squad. Pod squad. Multiple famous people from your school. What are you got for us?

Yeah, I got Ben Smith, the famous rugby player. Ball Black, yeah. Ben from Accounts. Ben from Accounts. And Brendan McCullum. Oh! Two of the greatest of all times. I know Brendan McCollum, yeah. Yeah, Coach of England, famous black cap.

Pop squad. Wow, they're producing. It counts, Ben. What's the name of the school? Not to be mistaken for the one in Auckland, but it's King's High School in Dunedon. Okay. Yeah, right. Yeah, you want to differentiate that.

Something in the order of Kings and Dunedaned. No offense to our Kings, Auckland, but very fancy. No. Yeah. Very fancy. I'm not even allowed in a hundred metre radius of Kings in Auckland. Why? Because I'm not fancy enough.

Oh, I see. Yeah, that sounded bad, eh? It sounded real bad. Page, you've got pods. Pop Squad. Yay. Well done. Who were the two famous people that went to your school, Paige?

I have the Whitelock brothers. All three. Three of them? Yep, all three of them. And who was the other one? Cody Taylor and Aaron Smith. That's four all blacks and a bonus white lock. Yep.

That's crazy. No, three all blacks. The school team would have been outrageously good. Yeah. Can you imagine? Thanks, Paige, very good. Yana's here. Morning, Yana.

Hi, Yana. Hi, Yana. You got the pods, Yana. Oh, geez. Thank you so much, guys. That's awesome. What was your school, first of all? So I grew up in Australia, LaGrae.

So I went to a school in Sydney called Laguna Street, and I had Lara Bingle, and I had Elle McPherson. What? Yarn. Yeah. That's crazy. That's so cool. Two model, one supermodel, and of course, Lara Bingle's a very famous model as well.

Flushed her ring down the toilet. She did flush her ring down the toilet. She did actually go to school with her, actually. She's a couple years younger than me. No way. So she was there when you were. with their Yana. Yeah, yeah.

She's with Sam Worthington from Avatar now. Yeah. Are you guys mates, Yana? Do you text? No. No. It's the first thing you're going to be in to me. Yeah.

Nice. Thank you. Very good. Morgan's here. Morning, Morgan. Morning. Good morning. Guess what you get, Morgan?

Some pods. Some pods. Hot. Hell yeah, you do, Morgan. Also, while you hear, tell us who are the two famous people that went to your school? So, for high school, It was Kimbra the Singer. Yeah.

Uh-huh. And Jordan Mooney, who's been in West Side and Shorty Street. There you go. Two famous people. Did you go school in Hamilton? Yes, they were Hillcris High. Hellcrest. Hillcress Hard, represent.

Thanks. We asked, did you have multiple famous people at your school? Susan just texted and said, we had Jacinda Ardurn and Vaughn Smith at Morinsville College. Oh, yeah, I do remember that they went to the same school. Someone else said, Hamish Bond and Richie McCaw. both went to my school. That's good.

Here's a four-leggar. Someone had Eliza McCartney, the pole vaulter, Jack O'Gill, the shop putter, eat lit food, the Instagrammer, and Lord, the singer at their school. That's pretty good. I thought Lord went to an all-girl school. No, she didn't go to an all-girl school.

She was over in Birkenhead, in Auckland. Yeah, okay. I knew, because Eat-lit food was there the same time. Lord was there, why they're friends. Yeah, okay, right. Yeah. Someone said...

We had Richie Muanga and the guy who hosts the amazing race. Oh, Phil Kogan. Phil. Oh, yeah, Phil Kogan. That's good. Someone said Anna Pacquin and a Victoria's Secret model. I can't remember her name. Went to Wellington Girls College. That counts.

The criteria is two people minimum, two famous people minimum from your high school. Someone said, Rachel Hunter and Craig Parker, good old G-field College. Craig Parker was on Sean Street, but most notably he was on Hercules. Or Zena or Hercules. They kind of meshed into one and the same. Queen Margaret College in Wellington has got a text in for Hilary Barry and Haley Sprow.

There you go. Who's Pippa Wetzel? Newsreader. Pepper Wetzel and Lord. Pepper Wetzel went to that school as well. Apparently, according to this person. Okay. Someone said I went to school with Stephen Donald and Greg Freeman,

who played Lionel's son. on Shorty Street. Hell yeah. Not a Shorty Street alum. Yeah. Someone said, Bree's probably the most famous person from her school, right, Clint?

Yeah, I would believe it. After the number of times we've called Stanthorpe, I'm beginning to believe it. Remember when we called one of my teachers from my school? And she does not remember me at all. I think that's more a case of she's blocked you out.

She's done years of therapy to block you out. Yeah, that's best case scenario for her. We're going to play Let's Get Classical next, which you may have never heard before, but what it is is we get Claudia to go and get pop songs, and then she goes into her home studio, and she plays them. She's very talented. She plays them on classical instruments. I've got my grand piano.

She's got baby grand. Was that passed down to you, the grand piano? Oh, yeah, that's been a generational. Where did you get the harpsichord from? Oh, that was a new present from my birthday. The Stradivarius? Always had that. We've always had that.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys don't have that? It's nothing to you, eh? No, it's whatever. Oh, can I have it? I should dust off the old viola, though. What?

How do you know such random instrument? What do you mean? Does off your what? Oh, violin. Hey, you can't talk about that at 940 on the radio. Huh? We best move on then. If you think you can tell, who can guess the most songs that Claudia has strummed on her viola,

you can text 9-6-9-6. The teams are Brian Clint. Yes. So you text Breanne Clint because we play together or Ella. And if you're correct, you will win $50 cash and you'll get pods today. What was the rusty instrument that you said that sometimes you... Oh, the oboe. Oh, yeah.

I thought it was the... I thought it was a trombone, yeah. What about the triangle? You got that? I don't play such peasant instruments. Ah, yeah. Brie and Clint's... Classic.

If you've never heard this on our afternoon show, It's where we take pop songs that you might hear on the Z-M playlist, and they get turned into a classical style, and we have to guess what they are. You and I work together against the evil producer Ella. She's so evil. Look at her. Mischievous.

Well, you make fun of my triangle, but I love it. Thanks, Bella Kay. Claudia. You suck. You're in charge of this game. Let's get into it. Yeah, let's go right in. Are you playing the triangle?

I need you guys to listen to the song. buzzing with your name and I need the artist and the name of the song. All right. First team, two points. We'll take home the one. Okay. All right. Here's your first song.

Break. Is it a triangle? That was worth it. Ella, do you want a freak is? No, I don't know it. I'm shocked. That is party in the USA, Miley Cyrus. There is a triangle in there.

I'm going to shut my triangle somewhere. Don't tempt me with the good time I know I feel like the triangle would be the hardest instrument to shove But Yeah, a good point It would get to a certain point and then there's Anyway

There's one point for ten free And Clint here is another song Blinding Lights weekend I had it as well Okay that was quite impressive But they're too late Fast game's a good game Oh dang

Okay hot on your buzzes for this one then is the only guy who hasn't contributed in this game. This one's for you, Clint. You got it, bud. Right. Here it is. All right.

That's love story Taylor Swift. It sure is. Bree's on my team, so I contributed. That's us. That's absolutely won. Izzy, you win because you said Bree and Clint are going to win, so you win. Are you there, Izzy?

Hello? You won, Izzy? Thank you. You're welcome. Guess what, as well, because you got on air. You get free pods. Yay. Hey. Are you on school holidays at the moment, is he?

Yeah. Oh, how good. All right, we'll send you a couple of bags of pods, okay? Thank you. Sweet as. And Pop Squad, the ZDM Podcast Network. Look, in two weeks, hopefully, my fiancé will give birth to a baby. Yeah.

And something that you do in the lead up to giving birth is you can use a tens machine, which you attach these little patches to parts of your body. and it creates pulses through your body. Apparently it stimulates your body to try and bring on the pregnancy. It also simulates what contractions feel like, doesn't it? It also does that, yes. Because I remember when my first baby, Tui was due,

you hooked me up to one of these. And I remember the noises that I made, and I'd never been in the room where a woman had given birth before, but the noises that I made when we posted the video, people were like, it's scary how accurate those noises are. I believe you said something like,

I can feel my... my ass coming out my throat or something like that. I think it was guts out my ass or something like that. Whatever it was, you weren't in a good way. No. Someone on the show, producer Ella, who is quite young, has been talking about wanting to have a baby since she was like 21. Is that true, Ella?

Yes. Yeah. You really want a baby. I do really want a baby. Look, would we say that in one of your best qualities is you're a little bit naive when it comes to certain things in life? Yeah, that's fair. Which is great because I've seen you learn heaps over the years.

And this is another learning experience. I have seen a lot of women on TikTok of birth. And I feel like I might have a small idea. Your TikTok feed is the weirdest place to me. Right. So what we've done is we've hooked you up to a tens machine. And we're going to try and give you the experience, I think a small experience of what a contraction might be like.

Is it on like a scale of one to 10? Yeah, look, we're going to start low and then I'm going to... 0.1. Up the ante. Okay. Okay. I'm already scared. I'm already in pain.

Okay. You can do this, Ella. Okay. You can do this. First, do we have permission to Tens machine you? Yeah. I guess so. Consent.

Yep. That'll do. We'll take it. There's legally binding. Okay. Are you clicking it so much? No, no, I'm just picking the program. Okay.

Okay. Are we ready to start? No, but yep. Okay. Oh, my God. You tell me when you can feel something. Oh, that's okay. The pads are hooked up to Ellis' lower abdomen.

Yeah. Yeah. Can you feel like a little sensation? Yeah. Because I've put them on her lower abdomen. That's fine. Okay. Let's go up a little bit.

Okay. Oh, this is fine. You can go up. Oh, oh. Oh, no, I got cocky. Hang on. We're pretty low. It's pretty low setting.

Oh, it's not fun, is it? Oh, go higher. Oh, it's just tickling me. Okay. What level are we at at the moment, Bree? Excuse me. We're at an eight. Oh, okay.

You're doing really well. Yeah, maybe I've got good pain. Ow! Pain tolerance. Can you do some pregnancy breathing for us? This has been what I've been watching on TikTok. Yeah, yeah. That's what they do.

Put it up higher. You said yesterday, Ella, you can do hard things. I can do it. do hard things. So let's see, let's hear you do childbirth. Hold on. I'm changing the program now. We're going to the...

Oh, it's like... It's weird because you're controlling Ella with the remote control. And every click, I can see it change on her face. You're doing pretty well. It's like someone's kicking me in the gut. Get this thing out of me. How you going now?

Yeah, it's not... I feel mean. I feel like I'm torturing her. I know what you mean. I do feel like she wants to experience. full throttle though. Look at her face when one of them... She's like...

I get what they bend over. It's like, I want to be upright. And then you're like, nah, gee. Right, let's go. That's max. She's at max capacity right now. I can't give birth. Can I?

You're handling it very well. Oh, it's not pleasant. Your face says that you feel quite sick, though. Oh, oh. It's mean. It's so mean. Why does God do this to us? I think she's ready.

Yeah, where's my husband? Ryan! I think you passed the test, Ella. Well done. Okay, let's take it down. Does it like scuba diving? You've got to bring her out slowly. Yeah.

Well, she gets the beer. We've got to put her in the chamber. Yeah. Oh, congrats, Ella, you just gave birth. I'm proud of you. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. It's a Tuesday, and on Tuesdays in the afternoon, we go looking for a

Name in a haystack! So we're going to do it in the morning too. It is the hardest game in radio. And is the switch to the morning the thing we've been lacking? Is this what we need to finally be successful with name and a haystack? Imagine if that's all it was. If you've never heard this, we get a random name and we call a random business. If the person with that name answers, today they'll win $3,750 bucks.

Crazy amount of money. Just out of the blue. Yeah, we split the decision to keep it random. One producer picks the location, the other picks the name. And they're not allowed to talk to each other. No, they can't confer. They cannot collude. I wish we could.

We would have given it away a long time ago. Well, you would, yeah. We love colluding. It's my favourite pastime. Claudia, what are you choosing? I'm going to do the location. Okay. Where are we calling?

We are headed to the Aoraki Mount Cook National Park Visitor Centre. Oh, okay. Anyone done the walk around Mount Cook? No, I would love to. Not me. I've done the goblin forest. at the base of Mount Cook? Of when Goblin mode at home.

I haven't done anything at Malcolm. Always goblin around the base. Goblin. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Ella, who works... That's a goblin. Who works at the Alaki Mount Cook Visitor Centre? Noah.

What? No, I don't hate it. I hate it. It's intrepid. How many Noah's do you know? My godson's name is Noah. Yeah, and how old is he? 14.

Yeah. Do you have a job? Nah. Noah Cyrus? I'll give you 500 bucks if Noah answers today. Oh, I hope so. That is a guarantee.

That's how confident I am. Stop incentivising her to pick bad names, okay? She'll do it on purpose. It is done. We can complain, but we can't change it because then we will have influenced the name. So we're locked in.

We're calling the Alaki Mountcock visitor centre where if Noah answers today, he will win 3,000, $750. Good luck, everybody. Good luck. Hopefully it's Noah's Ark. Welcome to Araki Mount Cook Visitor,

Senator Bruce speaking. Hey, Bruce. How you going? It's Brean and Clint calling from ZDM. Hi, Bruce. Hi, how are you? Yeah, we're good. We play this competition

where we pick a random name and we call the business and we hope that that name answers the phone. And today the name that we chose was Noah. Is there a Noah that works at the Arraki Mount Cook Visitor Center?

There's no Noah. I can't even lie to you. I'm sorry, there's. Bruce, can you tell me, do you even know any knowers in your life? Have you ever been friends with a Noah? The only Noah I know is I coached it. Years gone back at schoolboy soccer.

Yeah. Unfortunately, he doesn't work there, though. Noah would have won $3,750, Bruce. Can you believe that? I should have just said there was a Noah here. Yeah, yeah. And then you would have come back on the phone. and we're like, you sound an awful lot like Bruce.

Yeah, no, I'm my twin brother. Hey, is it bloody cold at Mount Cook at the moment? It's snowing bucket loads, made it's so pretty up here. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, it's stunning. All right. We appreciate your time.

No worries. Thank you, Bruce. Thanks for money. Yeah. Tadda. Should have gone with Bruce. The perfect mountain man's name. It is.

It is. It suits him. I feel like he's a goat. He gives me that. Next week, Ella chooses the name, Moses. As we go looking for name in a haystack. And in the week after, Jesus. He's still looking for Jesus.

Trying to. It's ZM's Breaklin podcast. Thank you to the people who pointed out, Bruce from the Alaki Mount Cook Visitor Center should get pods. He should get pods. He got on air today, so he gets pods. Pod Squad. We'll sort that out.

We'll hook him up with the pods. The world is gagging for the table. Taylor Swift wedding photos. When are they coming out? When are we going to get something? Just one. One photo of her in a wedding dress. As of yet, nothing.

Someone on this show yesterday said, well, that's probably because she's done a deal with Vogue magazine to release the photos. But I'm not sure that any magazine in the world could actually afford to do the Taylor Swift wedding photo deal. So to talk about it, please welcome to the show, the editor of New Zealand's biggest magazine, Woman's Day, we've got Seb Vanderswan on the phone.

Morning, Seb. Morning. Morning. First of all, congratulations, you've won pods. Pub Squad. Oh, God. Everything is coming up, Seb today. Yeah, free pods.

It was worth it, wasn't it? Best day ever. Do you, Seb, editor of Woman's Day, think that Taylor Swift has done a deal for her wedding photos? And if she has, how much could she get for these photos? Well, look, I know. Taylor Swift likes to surprise us, but I'm

pretty confident she does not have a magazine deal. She hasn't set a president in that sort of thing, sharing her personal life in the press. She seems to share directly with her fans on social media. But I suspect once she's had time to sort through and edit the pictures, we'll see them on her terms, on her platforms. But I think there's a strong possibility

that we'll see a documentary about the wedding. This is what I've been saying. That's what people said that she let can. Camera's in there and then she's going to sell it to Disney or something, Seb. Yeah, well, I mean, there were notifications that photography and videography would occur, and there were signs said that entering the venue constituted an agreement of confidentiality to be filmed. I mean, she has released End of an Era and Folklore the Long Pond Studio Sessions with Disney Plus, and Disney executives Bob Iger, Dana Walden and David Greenbaum were all invited to the wedding.

Oh, yeah. Oh, it's happening. It was AMC theatre's CEO Adam Aaron who helped release her concert film, Taylor Swift the Air is for. Stephen Spellberg was there. Maybe he wasn't a guest. Maybe he was a director. Maybe he was behind the camera.

Maybe he was sorting it out. It could have been. Not to stick my nose in, but they have to name it Love Story. The documentary. I mean, they would really be missing a beat. Or, you know what, they might release a song to go with the wedding. The wedding could be the music video. I don't know. It could be a whole new thing.

It sounds crazy on one hand, but then at the same time you go, she could. It's exactly what she would do. All right, so we're writing off the magazine photo thing for Taylor. I think you're right about that. I think she wants to own the narrative and release it on her terms. Can you tell us, Seb from Woman's Day, do Kiwi celebs still get paid for their wedding photos? They don't, sadly.

So Vanity Fair and Vogue don't pay for celebrity weddings. They usually absorb some of the costs of the photography and the videography. And they pull in no exclusive cature and they lend the titles prestige to the couple. And Women's Day is very much like Vanity Fair in Vogue and that we also don't pay for celebrity weddings. But we can help out with photography, hair and makeup, link talent up with dress designers, that sort of thing. So you can pay without paying is what you're saying. Exactly. I mean, if we were to do a photo shoot, you know, for any other story,

we would hire hair hair makeup, we'd hire a photographer, we'd hire a stylist. I hear what you're saying. It's just, I know of a wedding, Seb, sometime in the not too distant future, of which there will obviously be photos. Are you aware that Bree Tomasel has a wedding coming up? I am aware that she is engaged, and we would absolutely want her on the cover. I mean, not only she wrote the cover.

You want to give her the cover, Seb? I want to give her the cover, hell yeah. I mean, she's one of the country's top radio presenters and a top TV star. I mean, you may remember that she won the TV personality of the year. She doesn't let us forget about it, Seb. How could we forget? Does she regularly mention that she has a best-selling book as well?

I should get Seb on this show more often. I see what you're doing, though, Seb. I see what you're doing. You're buttering her up. It's working. And as Breeze, no, as Breeze manager, I have to step in here, Seb,

and I have to let you know that we have a bottom line. And I need you to be truthful with me when I ask you this question because it's very important to us. This is make or break. I'm an open book. Did Maddie MacLean get paid

for his wedding photos? I think we contributed towards photography. When was that? Was it 2020? 20-23? 2020? Yeah, no. He definitely wouldn't have been paid a talent fee.

we would have contributed. Because we cannot accept a deal that is worse than Mady McLean. I will accept nothing less than at least $1 over whatever Maddie McLean got, Seb. All right, Bree, you've got my word. I'm going to hunt out in our archives to see how much we can. Find the deal. We'll get your hopes up. This is New Zealand.

Yeah. Yeah. If it was up to you, Seth. If it was up to you. If it was up to you on the cover, we will pay you. We will pay your photographer. but one dollar more than we paid, Madie McLean.

I'm happy with that. A verbal contract is legally binding. And I think we're heading in the right direction, Seb from Women's Day. Hey, thank you very much. We appreciate you, Seb. We appreciate it. Look forward to the cover.

No, all right. Cover girl? The cover. The cover? I have to inform my fiancé supplier. Yeah. Oh, she has to do it too. Yeah.

She'll be like, what have you signed us up for? So let's see him here, you're too keen, okay? We're still negotiating. I mean, Sophia might not be keen. We're going to get you that dollar. Yeah. And nothing less. Play Z-Dems, Bree and Clint.

Taylor Swift. I knew it, I knew you. You? Yeah. I knew you. That's the Kiwi version. I knew it or knew you? I knew I knew you.

Or knew your face anywhere. I knew it. I knew you. Quick round the room. Who can drive a manual on the Brian Clint show? I can drive a manual. I can drive a manual. Producer Claudia?

I'll say no. I've driven one in the past, but I would have forgotten. Ella, can you drive a manual? Nah, but I think I could. I love that attitude. You definitely could. That's my attitude. That's my attitude with the pilot was incapacitated.

Could you land the plane? What could it be? I would rather not be in the car or the plane if those two situations ever come up. What would you rather? If Clint's in the cockpit or if I'm in the manual driver's see, who would you rather be in? Probably in the car because I can pull the handbrake. Yeah, I'll take it.

You had to think about it, though. There's new research from a Japanese university that says driving a car with a manual gearbox is good for your brain function, and it can even help reduce the risk of dementia. I miss driving a manual. Me too. It's a lot start. They're not great for Auckland traffic. No.

But they are more fun to drive, I believe. God, I used to have good looking calves. Yeah. Like when you drive in traffic. I'll Bryn Diesel over here. But you know when you're stopping and starting, like my carb muscles were on fire by the end of a commute? The research found that the process of shifting gears

and using a clutch pedal while manually managing the accelerator pedal stimulates the prefrontal cortex of the brain, which is responsible for complex, high-level decision-making, and also memory. So it's good. It's like a use-it-or-lose-it situation. and they reckon driving a manual as like a free way of doing that. I just, I feel like you can't buy manuals anymore.

Like they've taken them out of the equation. Yeah. Unless you're buying like an older secondhand car. But a lot of the newer cars don't even make a manual. Yeah. A manual version or they don't import them to New Zealand anyway. Hot take from me. I reckon if you didn't teach your kid to drive in a manual, it doesn't count.

Oh. Yeah. You only half taught them. Yeah, I'd agree with that. If your dad taught you to drive, but he only taught you an automatic, he didn't truly teach you. He's teaching you how to, like, move a gear stick a couple of centimetres. Is that unfair, Claudia?

It's not unfair. My dad tried to teach me manual, and I kept saying no. He didn't fail me. I failed myself. My dad taught me out of drive a manual when I was seven. Dang. You see, that's too far the other way. Yeah, that's dangerous.

We put up a VIP, a very important poll on the Brienclin Instagram, page the question was very simply can you drive a manual we go live to the social media desk for the results Ella what are the people saying 70% people are saying yes they can drive a manual that's way more than I thought

yeah me too so 30% if you do the math I know yeah that is way more than I thought do you reckon people got confused like between driving a manual and dating a manual E manual yeah that's different where's the drum sting didn't I wouldn't say it counts in this very

very important poll. Ella just rim-shot her, you know, I don't even know what they mean. I really want to, I really want to put Ella in a manual. But we don't have one. I really want to put her in a menu car. I was going to say if I had one, I'm not offering mine up. Okay, we could do a manual or I've always wanted to drive a bus.

So take your pick. Slow down, hamster man. Let's go on the bus, I think. TVM's Bree and Clint podcast. Bree and Clint. All I want from my birthday to the birthday banger. All right, birthday banger with a twilight. This morning because the Pod Squad is back.

That's right. Pods are back on your shelves and we have bought back the Brie and Clint Pod Squad. Pub Squad. Everyone who gets on air gets free pods and a birthday banger. Michelle's here. Morning, Michelle. Morning, Michelle. Morning, morning, guys.

What's the best flavour of pods, Michelle? Oh, Twix. Twix. We're going to send you some. Pub Squad. You got them, Michelle. While you're here, what is your birthday? 4th of August

1984 Alright that means you were 16 Michelle in the year 2000 and on your 16th birthday this had a number one hit Oh banger Should have been number one in May though not August

It's gonna be May In sync what do you think Michelle Yeah not bad Not bad It's a definite contender to take the whole thing out Alicia's here Morning Alicia Morning.

Morning. You got pods, Alicia. Yeah, that's why I'm calling. Don't even care about your birthday banger, eh, Alicia? No. Well, hey, you might care, depending on what it is. What is your birthday? 31st of March 1990.

Right, that means you were 16 in 2006. So 31st of March, 06, this was number one. Oh, banger from Sean Paul. The thermostat's broken. It's hot. What do you think, Alicia? Oh, I don't know if it's enough to beat Michelle. Oh.

I reckon it's neck and neck. Hot take, okay. Well, wait there, because you could also be the winner. One more birthday banger for Serena. Morning, Serena. Morning. Morning. Serena, you want some pods?

Yeah, why not? A hot squad. Good. We'll hook you up with those if you give us your birthday. Actually the 4th of August 1991 Oh no way That means you Serena though You were 16 in 2007

And on your 16th birthday This was number one Another banger Sean Paul Sean Kingston What are you reckon Serena I meant to say another Sean I want to say

Michelle's was better Oh, everyone's loving Michelle. Two votes for Michelle. I was leaning more to Shonabal. So am I. And it's our decision. Do we go against the grain? I just want to get the temperature of the room.

Claudia, if you had a vote in this, which way would it go? I'd go for NSYNC. I'd be with Michelle as well. Okay. Ella, if you had a vote, which way would it go? Whatever you want, Clint. I don't know what their right answer is.

No, I want you to speak from the house. heart. Yeah. And beautiful girl actually. I'll go row. Roe. Interesting. Right. So ready, Clint, you and I, based on all the information we had, ready to look at me. Yeah. You know what we're doing. Three, two, one. Temperature, Sean Paul. Alicia, you're the winner of birthday banger. Well done.

Lesh girl. Number one in March 2006. It's a birthday banger on ZM. I'm underweight time. ZDM. Brancl. Brancin, on ZDM. Sean Paul's temperature is the winner of birthday banger today for Alicia. It was number one in 2006, which cover your ears, millennials.

That makes it a 20-year-old song this year. Age like a fine one. Isn't it just? What a wonderful song. Someone texts through and said, all they can hear when they hear that song is King Julian. from Madagascar. Oh, yeah.

Remember? He does like a version of it. He does that one and he also does, I like to move it, more of it. Here's a bit of trivia. Who voices that character? Of King Julian. King Julian in Madagascar.

Do I know? Everyone knows who this person is. No, no idea. Sasha Baron Cohen. Is it? Yeah. In the movies, yeah. King Julian is Borat.

moment. The girl and skill artie Thunderball, so me give it to, so me give it to, to our guys. Mike million and party, naughty sharty. Played a dance. I'm a guest. I'm a guess. Don't know.

It's too good. Very, very well done. Zane's Bray and Clint. Let's go looking for a small town big deal. Brain and Clint's small town big deal. A stupid game, which I've been campaigning to have kids, recently. That's because you never win. I know. We are both, Bree and I are both from small towns.

She's from a place called Stanthorpe in Queensland. I'm from Gortadoa, which is small by comparison to where I live now in Auckland. We call your hometown and we see if the person on the other end of the phone has heard of you. Are you a big deal in your small town? Recently, Bree has been going gangbusters so well that last time we called my hometown, they hadn't heard of me, but they had heard of her. And that's when you'd had enough. I'm like, I hate this game. I'm had enough.

Let's cancel it. Anyway, I'm not allowed to cancel it. It has to be a unanimous vote. Can we take a vote real quick? I vote cancel it. I vote no. Keep it. Keep it.

Goddam. Okay. Today we're calling Stanthorpe to see if they've heard of Brie. We had to find somewhere that was open early. Yeah. So we're going to call the Grooven Grill diner where you find Queensland's best burgers. This place is so cool. It looks fun.

We need to visit if we ever. It looks like an American-style diner. That's exactly what it's like. Well, we're putting in the call now where today, if they have heard of Brianna Thomas Al. Yes. I will be further humiliated and more intent than ever on canceling this stupid game. Good luck. Thank you.

Groves and girl, Vicki speaking. Hey, Vicki, it's Clint. How are you? I'm well. How are you? Good, good, good. I've got a very random question for you. Yeah.

Have you ever heard of? of a girl by the name of Brianna Tomicel? Yeah? Why's that? God damn it, Vicki. Yes, Vicki, let's go. How do you know who Brianna Tomicel is, Vicki?

She's on the radio, isn't she? Come on, Vicki. But not in your country. No, not in my country. No, in your country, she's not. You'd know my... See her on Facebook. Oh, good on you, Vicki.

You'd know my mum, too. She comes in for the hot chips and gravy there some days. Oh, yes, yes, I do. Yeah, she loves it. Best hot chips and gravy in town. We play a game, Vicki, where we call the hometown of each other. And neither of us have lived in our hometown for over 20 years.

And if they know the person, they get a point. So you've won Brie a point. Legend. Oh, wonderful. I owe you, Vicki. Yeah. No worries, I'll be in to see you for some hot chips and gravy when I'm home next. Okay, that'd be great.

Okay, lovely. Thanks, Maggie. See you later. I love this game. You win. I love it. I love this game. Okay?

You've won the game. Let's call your hometown next week and just ask if they've heard of me. Let's call my family and ask if they've heard of me. Let's call one of your aunties genuinely. Let's call my wife and be like, have you heard of Clint Roberts? Doesn't ring a bell. So good. Z&M's Brean and Clint podcast.

JZ and Alicia Keys. Empire State and Mine. See the Empire State Building went blue for Taylor Swift for the West. I did see that. That was her something blue. He's a little bit over the Taylor Swift wedding. I know I am. Well, you say that, but there's so much more detail to come yet.

I know, and I won't be when the photos come out. And I'm so happy for them, but I'm a little bit Taylor and Travis down. Totally. It's very natural. So with that in mind, let's talk about it. I've got some new details. This is what's coming out of different parties that went to the Taylor and Travis wedding. So according to reports, there was two main cuisines that were featured at the wedding,

which I'm guessing her favourite, his favourite. Chuckin on a fush. Chican or the fush. What do you think? The two cuisines, his favourite, her favourite. His favourite, we've talked about this, dinosaur nuggies and chereo sausages, skin off. Cuisine. Yeah, you said their favourite.

Yeah, like as in from which countries? Oh, okay, Travis would have gone, Oh, American, please. Okay. And Taylor, um, Italian. Italian was one,

and Japanese was the other. Oh, okay. The two main cuisines that were featured. And the other huge detail that caught my attention straight away for all the wrong reasons was that their vows were 20 minutes long each.

Each did 20 minutes of vows. Each. That's crazy. A TED talk is maximum 18 minutes. It's longer than a TED talk. Apparently they read them out of gold booklets that they'd written them into. And guests were given embroidered handkerchiefs in case they needed to wipe their tears. We've already talked about Travis's tact of doing an acrostic poem for his vow.

Yeah. So he could go Taylor. What is her middle name? Mary Ann, Mary Ellen. Marie. Allison. Allison. Allison.

I knew that. So he gets a few more letters out of Allison. Yeah. Swift. Still hard to make up 20 minutes. I'm not sure if Travis Kelsey has ever spoken for 20 minutes if it wasn't on a podcast with his brother. Yeah. Or if he wasn't yelling at a Super Bowl, you know, celebration.

Go chips. Ceremony. All jokes aside. So you're in the crowd. 20 minutes each. You already feel very lucky and privileged to be one of the chosen few or many that are attending Taylor and Travis's wedding. That's 40 minutes of gushy. 40 minutes.

40 minutes. Yeah. That's like the first part of a Broadway show. The longest. And they have intermission. That's four all too well 10 minute versions. Literally. The longest one I ever went to was a friend's wedding and great wedding.

I'm not taking anything away from it, but it was... Oh, don't try and soften the blow. What are you going to say? They did a full Catholic Mass. My sister's wedding was that? I hadn't been to a Catholic, I've been to a Catholic high school. I'd never been to a Catholic wedding before. And they did the full Mass.

Yeah, my sister's wedding was a full Catholic Mass. The priest was there. The bridal party had to sit down. We did the body across. We had to go up and we got our communion with the wine. Crazy. Crazy. Takes a long time

Whose wedding is this? Theirs or Jesus? Yeah, it's Jesus'is. True. Okay. Too long. What cuisine is Jesus picking for the wedding?

I heard he likes Malaysian. I thought he's a big tapass guy. Oh, that too. Mediterranean, also high on his list. Anyway. Anyway. How long are your vows going to be? Not 20 minutes.

I feel. like people want a little bit of that, of course. And, you know, it's your wedding, so you're allowed to do a bit of that. I reckon it's five minutes max. Yeah. Each. Yeah. You each get five minutes.

It's a hot five. Save some for the speech. Exactly. What are you going to say in the speech if you do 20 minutes in the vowels? Say some of it to your partner during the speech. It's a hot five minutes each. And then, you know, you move on. And then open the bar, baby.

Because if you are sitting your guess, I mean, I also think, like at my wedding, very important, people get drinks before the ceremony. I drink. It's quite nice to do a champagne on arrival. Yeah. Oh, multiple. If you're there for a bit, you can have multiple. Actually, to be fair, who cares? Yeah.

It's not like we're not drinking before we get to your wedding. Yeah. We're drinking at the Airbnb from 11. And we're arriving at your wedding at 3. I feel like it's a nice, you know, champagne or prasco available before the sex. before, during and after the ceremony. Especially over the vows of 20 minutes. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insa, Facebook, TikTok,

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