ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 7th June 2022

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Podcast? Yep. I have no idea. Anastasia, you were just talking over the podcast horns there. What was I? What did you have to say? No, you know that thing you were calling, you were talking about?
Starting point is 00:00:18 Yeah. The idea that we're not going to do? Yeah. I was saying... You want to do a prank call on the podcast on channel? I reckon we call them Dank calls Why Because
Starting point is 00:00:27 Because they're going to be Shit prank calls But dank means cool No but also It's like Not cool Yeah Right this is a
Starting point is 00:00:36 Off air conversation I feel Yeah I know It's a brainstorm We'll come No like that's why Like I didn't have My headphones on
Starting point is 00:00:43 So it's my fault I didn't hear it starting Right okay on we'll come no like that's why like i didn't have my headphones on so it's my fault i didn't hear it starting right okay welcome to the podcast everybody including anastasia i heard you say something today brie that i'm not sure you've let the whole team know. You're in the market for another dog. Oh, yeah. It's not a done deal yet. I'm not really allowed to talk about that part. Why not?
Starting point is 00:01:14 Oh, because of the special deal. Yeah. The two-for-one deal. The two-for-one. Getting a free dog. She's adopting a bitch and her name's Anastasia. No, we've been talking about adopting. You think your grass is stuffed now. You wait till Anastasia starts peeing on it.
Starting point is 00:01:29 You should see the poos. Pure pals and powerade that comes out of that woman. We've been talking about adopting a brother or sister for Whitney for a while. Yeah. But do you think it's a big commitment? Oh, yeah. Do you think it's a way bigger commitment going from one dog to two dogs?
Starting point is 00:01:50 I feel like not as much. So the only experience I have is going from one baby to two babies. I feel like that's a little bit different. No, but it's relative, right? Because it's a lot of responsibility. Yeah, it's times two. So everyone's like, oh, man, two kids is so much harder than one. In my experience, and I can't speak for your experience, it's times two. So everyone's like, oh man, two kids is so much harder than one. In my experience, and I can't speak for your experience, it's not.
Starting point is 00:02:09 That's what I seem to think. Going from no kids to one kid is way harder than going from one kid to two kids because you're already doing all of the things that you need to do. It's the same for dogs. You're already walking. You're already kenneling. You're already picking up poo. You're already doing all those things.
Starting point is 00:02:25 So you're just increasing your workload, I reckon, by about 50%. Oh, you reckon another 50%. Not by 100%. Okay. Yeah, see, because... That's cool. I feel like I'm willing, because like you said, I'm already having to do all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Yeah. Like, especially going for walks every single day and making sure you do that it's probably the biggest part but that's good which is amazing it's awesome um but then also having the responsibility where you can't stay out late you can't leave them at home for as long but i feel like you've got one dog it's the same if you've got two but also so this is the other thing about having two kids is you might you've you've created a friend for them um this is my biggest so with a dog i mean it doesn't work with kids.
Starting point is 00:03:05 We can't stay out later at night because they can look after each other. They can keep each other. But dogs, can they? It's a comfort. I truly believe that. Like, if you've got two dogs. Especially if they start humping. Joey's like, go to bed, Maggie.
Starting point is 00:03:18 And Maggie's like, you're a fool. We leave the two kids at home all the time now. They've got a friend to play with, so it's fine. We had two kids so me and Lucy can go to the casino. And then Maggie's like, I'm not even one. I'm one. How am I doing? They already know how to do the washing.
Starting point is 00:03:34 You know, you had one of them pull them out. Oh, yeah, I did see that. I think it's awesome if you have the opportunity to have two dogs. Two cats. I've got two cats. Two cats is better than one cat. Exactly. Two cats is double cat though. They have someone to play with. You're anti-cat.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Anastasia's anti-animal. Our horses are okay. Oh my gosh. Our chickens, actually. You like chickens but you don't like dogs. Excuse me, what do dogs produce? Turds. What do eggs produce? Proteins. What do you think chickens do? They shit up a store. What do you think horses do? What do you produce? Turds What do eggs produce? Protein What do you think chickens do?
Starting point is 00:04:05 They shit up a storm What do you think horses do? What do you think those giant logs Coming out the back of a horse were? Yeah but they can jump over logs So can dogs A horse shit on my neck Yeah but you can't ride them over the log
Starting point is 00:04:17 Why does when Anastasia Enter the conversation We start shouting at each other Every podcast If you go back in this podcast Every time she enters She says some whack shit And we just start shouting at each other. Every podcast, if you go back in this podcast, every time she enters, she says some whack shit and we just start shouting at each other.
Starting point is 00:04:26 I was thinking, bringing it back to Bree's discussion about getting another dog. Whitney was in the office the other day. Crazy. It was flippin' hectic. She was all over the place. One minute she's trying to pop a volleyball and then next minute she's trying to bite the head off a duck.
Starting point is 00:04:44 That's a great point. You have to get an old dog. Well, that's what I'm thinking. Does it have to be an old dog? Do you have to match the energy? You need a chilled girl. Whitney's best friend, Boeing, he's a six-year-old German pincer. With an airplane.
Starting point is 00:05:00 And they're like best friends. So I feel like a dog that's between four and six would be good because I feel like it would chill her out a bit. But I'm just excited to adopt a dog and give a dog a home because I mean, it actually brings you so much joy. I can do it, mate. Life's short. Just do it.
Starting point is 00:05:20 I think so too. You'll deal with it. We all adapt. You always make it work, right? Yeah, totally. You always make it work. Done? You'll adapt, yeah, totally. You always make it work. So if your dog is Whitney Houston, proposed new name for potential second dog.
Starting point is 00:05:31 I'm thinking Elton John. Leona Lewis. Leona Lewis? If it's a boy, I'm thinking Elton John. J-Lo, the dog. J-Lo gives Jenny from the block for full name on the birth certificate. Speaking of names, start thinking about this for the next podcast. We will be selecting our Top Gun call signs.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Oh, yeah. What's Top Gun? So like Maverick or Goose or Iceman. Yeah. We need call signs. I'm obsessed with Top Gun and we need call signs. Okay, good idea. So if you'd like to suggest some call signs in the podcast group,
Starting point is 00:06:04 please do that and let us know who they're allocated to. I already know what mine's going to be. Yeah? Camembert. That is dangerous. That is so dangerous. You don't want to fuck with Camembert. Because he will give you the squirts.
Starting point is 00:06:19 And what are the squirts? Fast. Yeah. That was in the air and fast. You never know where they're coming from could be camembert we're open to suggestion
Starting point is 00:06:28 we'll go through the best ones on the next podcast I like this idea we'll see you guys then enjoy this podcast everybody bye camembert out Jumping off the deck, shoving...
Starting point is 00:06:47 My time is in. No. Three, two, one. It is Bree and Clint. Kia ora, everybody. Happy Tuesday. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Will this rain ever end? Oh, I know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Oh. I know. It seems like it's been going for two full weeks. Doesn't feel like... Like, you have a long weekend, and then you spend the whole thing inside. Like, I feel like we should get the day in lieu. We should get it credited back to us. Because it wasn't really, like, it couldn't go on holiday, could you? It doesn't count.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Nah. Nah, it didn't count. And I'm sure Ross, our boss, would be happy to oblige. Definitely. Yeah. If I know Ross, he'd be keen. He's that kind of guy. He is.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Absolutely. Bree and Clint. Yeah. Bree and Clint. Happy to oblige Definitely Yeah If I know Ross He'd be keen He's that kind of guy He is Absolutely Bree and Clint Bree and Clint Tradie versus Lady Alright First game of Tradie versus Lady For the week
Starting point is 00:07:35 The Tradie's sitting on 49 wins The Lady's sitting on 34 To meet our Lady first She's 37 From Napier And she's been trying
Starting point is 00:07:43 For a year To play this game. Oh, welcome to the big show, Tiffany. G'day, Tiff. Hi. Finally, you've made it. Now you've just got to convert that to a win, Tiff. Do you think you can do it?
Starting point is 00:07:56 Well, we do it every day, so I'm hoping I can bring it through today. Yes, Tiffany. Good. Okay, let's meet the only person standing in your way. They're our lady tradie this afternoon. They're 27 years old. They're from Tauranga, and they work on a worm farm. Welcome to the show, Hayley.
Starting point is 00:08:11 G'day, Hayley. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Tell us what are worm farms? What are you making the worms for? Is it fishing? So the worms make the compost, so it's taking as much out of landfill as we can.
Starting point is 00:08:26 So it's making it better for the environment. Feeding hungry worms. Like it. Okay, well, your buzzer, Hayley, is tradie. Tiffany, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck to both of you. All right, here we go, guys.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Question number one. The coach of the NRL team, the Warriors, has quit abruptly after finding out he would have to move to New Zealand. What country do the Warriors represent? Australia. Hayley. New Zealand. Yeah, correct.
Starting point is 00:08:56 That is correct. Question number two. It's kind of in the job title. He should have seen that one coming. What an idiot. Yeah. New Zealand or curveball, guys. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:09:03 No, I can't do that. Why take the job? I mean, annoying. All Curveball, guys. Sorry, no, I can't do that. Why take the job? I mean, annoying. All right, question number two. Everyone is raving about the return of the new season of Stranger Things. How many seasons of the show are there in total? Three. Tiffany?
Starting point is 00:09:17 Tiffany. Yeah, Tiffany. Four? Yeah. That is spot on, Tiffany. Nice work. We're one apiece. Question number three.
Starting point is 00:09:24 What season is it currently? Baby. Yes, Tiffany. Nice work. We're one apiece. Question number three. What season is it currently? Lady. Yes, Tiffany. Winter? Yeah. It is winter as of June the 1st. Just gone winter. So it's just gone winter.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Question number four. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. There is a massive hype around the new Elvis movie that premieres at the end of this month. What was Elvis' last name? Lady. Tiffany. Chrisley.
Starting point is 00:09:51 That's correct. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Spot on the money, Tiffany. Took you a year, but it was worth it. Congratulations, Tiffany. It was worth it. You're a tradie versus lady champion.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Thank you. Congratulations, Tiffany. It was worth it. You're a tradie versus lady champion. Thank you. The Kool Woos are going viral over in Aussie at the moment. I am. Have you seen this? No, what for? Oh, we haven't embarrassed ourselves again, have we? No, not at all. There's a guy by the name, on TikTok,
Starting point is 00:10:19 he goes by the username NatMJ on TikTok. NatMJ. Is that one of those usernames that TikTok generates for you automatically? I think it might be. But anyway, he's gone viral because he's posted a video of himself at a supermarket in Australia buying heaps and heaps of this one particular product.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Okay. And it's titled, When You're Going Back to New Zealand, and he's got a whole trolley of this one particular thing. So he's stocking up on something that, what, we can't get here in New Zealand? Apparently not. Right. So I haven't heard about this, but apparently this is a thing. So it's at the supermarket chain Coles.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Yeah. Which is one of the big supermarkets in Aussie. And it's actually this particular biscuit, this cookie, that it's a Kohl's brand. Right. And apparently they're so good. This is a well-known thing that Kiwis do when they're making the trip from Aussie to New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:11:21 So is it one of those supermarket brand ones? Yes. Is it like a Kohl's brand biscuit? Yes, that's exactly. And then what sort of biscuit is it Is it like a Coles brand biscuit? Yes, that's exactly. And then what sort of biscuit is it? Just like a chocolate chip or something? I think it's a chocolate chip. Right.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Have you had them? You're from Australia. Like looking at them, I don't believe I have had them. Yeah. They're called the Coles Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookies. Are they better than a Farm Bake? Oh, how good's a Farm Bake chocolate chip cookie? Farm Bake is delish.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Well, I haven't had them, so I can't comment. Anyway, how good's a farm bake? Farm bake is delish. Well, I haven't had them so I can't comment. Anyway, after he's posted this on TikTok, there's all these people who are now commenting saying, I literally helped my daughter stock up on these when she went back to Auckland the other week. Wow. Someone said, I'm dead. I work for an airline at the airport
Starting point is 00:12:01 and almost everyone going back to New Zealand has at least one suitcase full of these things. Are you serious? Yeah. I wonder if there's like a black market for them here in New Zealand. Maybe. Like do you bring a suitcase of Coles biscuits over from Australia because you know you can sell them for like $15 a bag or something. Yeah well they're only
Starting point is 00:12:18 $3.50 a box. Yeah. And now I'm in a sub market. Someone's already texted us and said how have you not heard of these? Wow. We haven't. We haven't heard of them. And I I'm in a new sub-market. Someone's already texted us and said, how have you not heard of these? Wow. We haven't. We haven't heard of them. And I'm from Australia.
Starting point is 00:12:30 We're meant to be going to Australia at the end of the month. Oh, we are too. We need to try these biscuits. Should we take some extra suitcases? Should we take some orders? You'd get an extra bag on your Coro membership, wouldn't you? I actually don't have one, but you do. Oh, do I?
Starting point is 00:12:44 Oh, I guess I'll be bringing back some for me then. I've done it before. Yeah, right. Okay, it's the case of that thing that once you get back here, you can't get it here and it makes you want it even more. It does. The minute you can't have something, it goes into this like God-like status where you go,
Starting point is 00:13:00 oh my God, I miss that so much. Do you have anything like that from living here in New Zealand? Chicko roll. Yeah, right. You talk about chicko rolls a lot. where you go, oh my God, I miss that so much. Do you have anything like that from living here in New Zealand? Chick-o-roll. Yeah, right. You talk about Chick-o-rolls a lot. Can we get those when we go to Australia next month? They're just like a spring roll, eh? No, they are not just like a spring roll.
Starting point is 00:13:15 I've seen pictures that look like a spring roll. Have you ever had one? If you haven't, you can't comment on how deliciously disgusting it is. I've had plenty of spring rolls, not the same. For me, it would be, and you've lived in America, you'll know what these are. Actually, you can get, you know, Tostitos corn chips? Yes.
Starting point is 00:13:33 They've just started selling them here in New Zealand, but you can't get scoops. Oh, scoops are good. You can't get the scoops in New Zealand. And, oh man, the scoops are good. So the chip itself is like a spoon and you scoop out the salsa with that. I found one website in New Zealand selling Tostito scoops.
Starting point is 00:13:48 $70 for one bag. One bag? Yeah, for one bag. Can't you get them from that big warehouse place? Can you? I think so. That warehouse? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Not the warehouse. It's the place where we went to buy all the pods in New Zealand. Oh, Gilmore's. Gilmore's. Maybe. Yeah, I think they might sell them. No, I don't think so. I don't think so. Otherwise, they wouldn't be $70 a bag. Oh, Gilmore's. Gilmore's. Maybe. Yeah, I think they might sell them. I don't think so. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:14:06 Otherwise, they wouldn't be $70 a bag. Oh, I'd go check Gilmore's. They might have them. Producer Anastasia, you've got some international flair to you. What do you wish you could get here in New Zealand? Don't rip me out. It's always going to be something Dutch, the taste of the homeland. We've got Heineken.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Huh? We've got Heineken. Do we? We've got weed here too. Excuse me. I'll take the first. Isn't that from Deutschland? Huh? We've got weed here too. Excuse me. I'll take the first. Isn't that from Deutschland? I don't know what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:14:30 No, for me it's this thing called Olly Bollies. How I describe them, they're a New Year's dessert, but they're like if you had a hot cross bun, deep fried in huge ball form. Oh, yum. What the hell is this thing? I need to try. They're so good
Starting point is 00:14:46 and you dust them with icing sugar and they are the taste of home. So deep fried donuts and fries with mayonnaise. The closest you can get. The Dutch diet is not the healthiest, is it? You guys have met my Dutch dad.
Starting point is 00:14:57 He's super healthy. We're asking you, what is it that you wish you could get here in New Zealand? You haven't tasted it in ages, you can get it overseas, but you can't get it here. I swear I would pay big money if anyone had a box of Chico Rolls here. Like I would pay some serious money. Aren't they a hot food?
Starting point is 00:15:18 Like they're deep fried or something? You can buy them frozen from like a supermarket in Aussie, which I haven't been able to find them here. I mean, I'd rather just go to a fish and chip shop and they've got them. So if anyone knows of a place, I will drive long distances. And you're definitely not talking about spring rolls, just to be sure. It's a chico roll. A spring roll, different.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Different textures, different filling. We didn't ask sous chef Sam what he wants. So have you got something from overseas you can't get here that you'd love to be able to get here Sam? Oh yeah. So basically when I was in Malaysia a couple of years ago they have these little packets of basically it's like compressed Milo powder
Starting point is 00:15:56 covered in chocolate and they're just like tiny little balls and you're just like. Are you talking about Oval Teenies? No. Oh. Oval Teen. I love Oval Teenies. Is it Milo brand? The one you're talking about? Yes. So it is condensed Milo covered in chocolate? No. Oh, okay. Ovaltine. I love Ovaltinis. Is it Milo brand, the one you're talking about? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it is condensed Milo covered in chocolate? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Oh, that'd be a bit of you, Bree. Sounds like a Malteser. Oh, good. Nah. Which I love. Nah, Maltesers are malt, aren't they? Oh. Well, so is Milo.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Well, Milo is malt. Isn't it Milo? Sounds like we need to try it, Sam. Let's go to Anita. Hi. Hi, Anita. Hi. What is it?
Starting point is 00:16:25 What do you wish we could get here in New Zealand? Okay, so this is nowhere near as exciting for you guys as chocolate-covered Milo and all those amazing things, but this is something that has been haunting my dreams for like five years. I went to Australia shopping in Coles, and I found the most amazing gluten-free bread. It's Helga's.
Starting point is 00:16:47 It is green. It is actually squishy. And I could not, you can eat it like actual bread. And it is so delicious. And I have considered, like, ordering a crate of it from Australia. But I just, like, can't. That would cost $1,000. That would be so expensive.
Starting point is 00:17:04 I knew it was going to be something gluten-free, the way you were talking about it. You're like, it's not as exciting as everyone else, but trust me, if you're gluten intolerant, you will get me. Are you celiac, Anita? I am. I feel for you because the gluten-free area in any supermarket is dismally small, right?
Starting point is 00:17:19 Oh, it's getting bigger. It's getting better. It's getting better. And if you swap stuff out, it can be doable. But when I had this bread for the first time, I panicked. I spat it out and I checked the packet. Because you thought it was real bread. That's how good it was.
Starting point is 00:17:34 Anita, there's only one way forward. There's only one way forward. You buy a deep freeze. I'm not moving to Australia. You buy a deep freeze and you order a whole pallet and you stockpile that stuff in your deep freeze. Hey, if you can crowdsource enough people who are gluten-free
Starting point is 00:17:49 that want to go in on a container... I like that. Maybe that'll be the next thing our radio show does. Gluten-free army? I don't know. Let's go to Levi. Hi, Levi. What is it that you want? You can't get it here. What do you really wish we could get?
Starting point is 00:18:06 Okay, so it's not international, but surely someone remembers the series Bugs and Mud from Hobbits that discontinued years ago. Do they not make Bugs and Mud anymore? No, I've Googled it and everything. It's been discontinued years ago. Bugs and Mud. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Bugs and Mud was iconic. It's kind of like Coco Pops, except it's got white stuff in it as well. They're meant to look like maggots, weren't they? Yeah, they were. Oh no! Don't know about that.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Interesting, Bugs in Mud, that's a good one. So many people texting through with stuff. Someone said Caramello Koalas, which are delicious. Someone else said Smith's salt and vinegar chips. Someone said chicken twisties from Australia. Oh, my God, twisties in general. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Oh, the chicken ones are really good. And my favourite text, someone goes, bring back red rooster, especially the chicken rolls. Oh, my God, about time someone said it. How did they get that bread so soft, eh? It's so soft. Finally, Eliza, what do you wish you could get here in New Zealand? Well, I don't have to wish anymore because I came back from Sydney on Saturday
Starting point is 00:19:13 with a whole freezer trolley full of them. Oh, my God, yes. Along the same chicken roll line is Dim Sims. Oh, stop it, Eliza. Dim Sims. I've literally bought hundreds home with me. How many? Can I buy some off you?
Starting point is 00:19:28 No. Oh, damn it. How did you get... Are they frozen? How did you get a frozen thing over in your suitcase? Oh, freezer blocks and a... She made it work. ...a crummy type esky thing that falls.
Starting point is 00:19:41 You would have looked so dodgy going through customs. Seriously. I was trying to explain to them that there's pork in there, but it's totally safe for the customs guy. It's not fun. Can you imagine someone's like, what have you got in there? And Eliza's like, live organs. Oh, sweet.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Let me through. As long as you don't have any food. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, everyone is talking about this new season of Stranger Things, but it's now been released. How much each cast member gets paid for the show? Oh, I love this.
Starting point is 00:20:15 This is one of my favourite stories when we talk about money. So Millie Bobby Brown, obviously the star. In the first season, right, she got paid about $250,000 for the season. Okay, not bad. Not bad. She's now getting $300,000 per episode. Per episode. The boys
Starting point is 00:20:34 are actually getting $250,000 an episode. She's up there at $300,000. Here's the thing, right? When your show becomes so successful and you are so pivotal to the show, you can't really have the show without them. That's when you can demand the really obnoxious big bucks.
Starting point is 00:20:48 And, you know, I think she could probably ask for more, really. Next season. Imagine what next season she's going to get. Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Oh, I can just imagine. Well, this season's been split over two as well, so there's a big gap before part two of this season comes out. She'll be milking it. $300,000 an episode.
Starting point is 00:21:04 That's amazing. Plus, she'll be in line for big movie deals after this. She's the breakout star of this show comes out, she'll be milking it. 300 grand an episode. That's amazing. Plus, she'll be in line for big movie deals after this. She's the breakout star of this show, right, Dean? Yeah. Oh, 100%. She's going to be absolutely enormous.
Starting point is 00:21:14 But apparently, she's actually very talented. She actually directed, she directed the girl that played the younger version of her as well. So she's actually really, really talented. She might even go into that kind of direction as well as being, like, she's actually really, really talented.
Starting point is 00:21:25 She might even go into that kind of direction as well as being a movie star. She's super talented. I also read somewhere, Dean, that the cast were actually given significant pay rises after the row about gender pay gaps in the entertainment industry, like after the first couple of seasons, and she wasn't getting paid enough in relation to her, you know, role on the show compared to the male cast. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:51 And then they've, like, changed it around and they've paid them all more. So quite interesting. That is the latest on how much the cast of Stranger Things are making with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Next on the show, I've got a big concert announcement. There's a big constant announcement. Oh, my God. Friday James Live's back.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Almost as big as that. Whoa. Bree and Clint. Oh, don't start now. Don't. Don't even think about it. Not now, okay? I don't have time for this now.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Hey, I've got a big constant announcement to make. You've really built this up. It better be big. It better be like an announcement where I'm like, oh, my God. Well, if you can't get excited about this concert announcement, if it's the Wiggles, I'm out. If it's the Wiggles, I'm out of this studio. Why?
Starting point is 00:22:40 Because that is not relevant to me as a person. Oh, is it all about you, is it? Well, yes. Is it all about you? Well, yes, because you built that. Are you the only person that any band would ever tour for? Is it an audience of one? If you're coming to New Zealand and you want to perform, it's Brie.
Starting point is 00:22:56 You just need Brie to buy a ticket. Is that what it is? Well, you said it. Well, I can announce that Australian music royalty. The Wiggles. The Wiggles. I can announce that Australian music royalty. The Wiggles. The Wiggles. I called it. Hot potato, hot potato.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Hot potato, hot potato. The Wiggles are coming back to New Zealand. They came last year in between COVID lockdowns and they couldn't get enough, so they're coming back. Anthony, Simon, Lockie and the new Yellow Wiggles, Sahai, are coming. I don't even know these people. This isn't even the originals.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Oh mate, do your research. It's like saying One Direction is coming, Harry will be there and some other different people that they've replaced the other band members with. Well they've only replaced Emma. Emma is no longer in the band. Greg! Greg's the original Yellow Wiggles. Oh, he's long gone.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Make it with the program. Where's Greg? Shotgun not telling three-year-olds that Emma is no longer in the band and not coming for the concert because they will lose their fricking minds. If kids love anything, it's Emma from the Wiggles. That's like losing. That's like if One Direction was still together
Starting point is 00:24:06 and Harry being the first to go. Totally. Yeah. Totally. But Sahai's cool. She's only 16 years old, so she's going to be touring with her mum. What a great gig that girl's got.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Right? I wonder how much she gets paid. Oh, you'd love to know, eh? Yeah, I'd love to know. Have to be good. They've taken her out of school. You say The Wiggles is not relevant. They're coming here to do 17 shows, Bree.
Starting point is 00:24:28 17 shows. And you're going to every single one, aren't you? I was about to suggest. You want to go on a Wiggly bender with me? I will pay money to see you go on every single one. To go to all the Wiggles concerts. All 17 Wiggles shows. Yes, and you have to take both your daughters,
Starting point is 00:24:43 including some of your friends' kids as well. Oh, no. I was keen to tell the kids that, yeah. We can get a bus or the big red car and you can travel around the country. Good luck securing 17 Wiggles tickets. These things go like... How much? How much?
Starting point is 00:24:58 How much? How much? How much? Hot potatoes? Hot potatoes. Potato, potato, potato. How much are tickets you reckon? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:25:05 I actually have no idea. I've never had to buy them before. You've never taken your daughter, Tui, who loves the Wiggles. Oh, you're going this way. She doesn't know that they have a live act. I'm going to call her. That's Wilkinson and Becky Hill. Okay, you're up for a bit, right?
Starting point is 00:25:24 You're up for a good time. You're a good sport. You're up for a good time. You're a good sport. You're up for this. I usually, look, I get involved where I can. Yeah. But sometimes when you leave the entire bet logistics up to one person, it can be worrying.
Starting point is 00:25:39 I'll make you this bet now and it will cost you no money. Okay? No money whatsoever. It's not a cash bet. Maybe I'd rather pay the money. Okay. Well, this week, it's game one of your beloved State of Origin. In fact, it's tomorrow night State of Origin game one. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:25:52 I can't wait. The Queensland Maroons take on your beloved New South Wales Blues. No. No, my beloved Maroons take on the New South Wales Blues. But what about what James Tedesco said? Hey, Brie. James Tedesco here. I know how much of a supporter you are. Your blood runs blue.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Even though you're from Queensland, you're a proud New South Wales supporter. No, take this off. So is your mum and dad. I've heard that once. Captain of the New South Wales Blues. No, you think this is all fun and games. This is like me saying to you,
Starting point is 00:26:21 oh, your favourite team, the Wallabies. Not believable, though. I hate the Wallabies. Not believable, though. I hate the Wallabies. Your favourite team, the Crusaders. We know you're a Crusaders fan. Okay, okay. I joke, you're a Maroons fan. I am.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Okay, I'll give you that. Through and through. I'll make you bet right now. If the Maroons win on Wednesday night in game one of State of Origin, I will wash your car inside and out. I'll vacuum it. I'll make it spotless. I'll give your car a full valet if the Maroons win.
Starting point is 00:26:49 It has recently been cleaned. Well, you can cash it in when you want. Okay. Okay, that's good. You can cash it in when you want. I like that. Coincidentally, it's Super Rugby finals this weekend as well. Yes.
Starting point is 00:27:02 And the Auckland Blues are playing the Brumbies at Eden Park. So Queensland versus the Auckland Blues. Kind of. Brumbies are from ACT but kind of. I thought they were from Queensland. No, the Queensland team's called the Reds. By the by. Yeah, of course they are.
Starting point is 00:27:17 So the Auckland Blues are playing at Eden Park. If the New South Wales Blues win tomorrow night, you will attend the Auckland Blues game in a New South Wales Blues jersey. Which is funny for two reasons. One, you hate them.
Starting point is 00:27:37 And two, everyone will go, oh, wrong jersey, idiot. Oh, bro, you got the wrong jersey. So many times. There'll be 40,000 people there and every single one of them will go, oh, wrong blues, idiot. Oh, bro, you've got the wrong jersey. So many times. There'll be 40,000 people there and every single one of them will go, oh, wrong blues, idiot. Oh, wrong blues. That will be
Starting point is 00:27:50 such a punish. So what this comes down to is, how much do you back your team? If you believe that your team, the Queensland Maroons, are strong and fierce and out to win State of Origin tonight, then it's not even a thing.
Starting point is 00:28:05 You're just going to say yes and get a free car wash. Look, I mean, we did have a great run. Eight Origins in a row. We went back to back and it was an unbeatable team. In recent years, we have had a few issues. We had to rebuild. Such is life. Such is life.
Starting point is 00:28:21 We've had to rebuild. There's been some shaky moments. Moments where I thought we win no games in the series. I haven't done super big amounts of research this series. Are we playing at home? I'm not asking you to do any research. I don't know where the game is being played. I'm just asking you on gut feel to say, do you back your team?
Starting point is 00:28:41 Oh, back in the boys. You're back in the boys? Are we doing this? No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What do I get if the Maroons win? I clean your car inside and out. That's right. Where have you been for the last three months?
Starting point is 00:28:55 Maroons win, I clean your car. Maroons lose, you wear a blues jersey to the blues. It's as simple as that. I'll find the jersey, I'll buy the tickets. It's easy. You don't have to do anything. Two car cleans. Okay, well, two'll buy the tickets. It's easy. You don't have to do anything. Two car cleans. Okay, well, two blues jerseys.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Yeah, I'll give one to you. One car clean, one rugby game. Deal? That means, okay, fine. Deal. There we go. Perfect. Well, they're not going to lose.
Starting point is 00:29:21 No, they're not going to lose. They're not going to lose. Can't wait to have a clean car. Yeah, right. I like new car smell scent. So if you can buy some of that to spray inside the car. Yeah, I'm not going to lose. I can't wait to have a clean car. Yeah, right. I like new car smell scent, so if you can buy some of that to spray inside the car, it'll be good. Yeah, cool. We've already ordered the jersey, so. And bought you some seats right on
Starting point is 00:29:34 halfway. Why are you so confident? We're going to try and get you on TV. Free and Clint. Hey, that song there, Kate Bush, Running Up That Hill, I've had it stuck in my head all long weekend. I binge watched two seasons of Stranger Things over the long weekend. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:52 And that song there, I already knew, but it just fits the vibe of that show. Yeah. Which I see why they've used it in season four. And you're not even up to the episode where that song features Abe. No. It's so well placed, that song. Like it fits the character. Is someone running Abe. No. It's so well placed, that song. Like it fits the character.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Is someone running up a hill? No, but well, like hypothetically. Yes. Metaphorically. Definitely. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah, good.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Good from them. I was thinking about this the other day because I'm like, Kate Bush would be loving this. We spoke about it last week. Currently that song is number two in New Zealand. She did a post the other day. Did she? Saying how stoked she is.
Starting point is 00:30:32 I imagine she would be. Imagine the money she'd be getting. The song is 40 years old and it is now more successful than it has ever been because of Stranger Things. Isn't that wild? I was thinking about this. I feel like it would be cool? I was thinking about this. I feel like it would be cool if we kind of did this. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:30:50 You know, like, obviously there was that song that went viral last year, came back into the charts from Stevie Nicks. Fleetwood Mac. From Fleetwood Mac. Yeah. Could we come up with a song that we could make have a resurgence? Well, for this to go back into the charts,
Starting point is 00:31:12 it took one guy on a skateboard drinking some cranberry juice to get three million TikTok likes. I think it's doable. It's a big ass. I think it's doable. We just need to come up with a good marketing plan. But the biggest thing though, Clint, is it needs to be the right song.
Starting point is 00:31:29 It has to be the right song. You know? Yeah, yeah. It needs to be the right song, right moment. And I thought we could brainstorm. I mean, if we can't come up with the song, then it's a bad idea. Fletch and Vaughn had some success with a concept like this
Starting point is 00:31:42 about 10 years ago now. Toto Africa. Toto Africa. Toto Africa. But that's back when people were still buying music. See, we'd have to do it off Spotify streams, wouldn't we? But that means we'd have to get a team of people, and I'm talking to you guys listening,
Starting point is 00:31:58 to all go stream stuff. Okay, I've got some song suggestions. Okay. What about Afro Man? Who doesn't love Afro Man? I mean, would it be more relevant if the, you know, the last... Oh, the weed referendum. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:18 If the referendum had went different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to vote in the weed referendum, but then I got high. But then you got high, yeah. I had an idea. Yeah? Do you remember this absolute banger from Chaka Khan? Oh.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Do I remember it being on the radio? No, but I know of the song. But that's the point, right? Yeah. And we could even maybe remix it. I don't know, zhuzh it up. Yep. That's what Kygo does.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Or. Yeah. I mean, it's a great song. Yeah. Great song, all right. But I feel like the appeal of like the Kate Bush song or Fleetwood Mac. Yeah. Great song, all right. But I feel like the appeal of the Kate Bush song or Fleetwood Mac is that you don't still hear it all the time. But can you imagine this on Stranger Things?
Starting point is 00:33:16 Just as Eleven's going down the wormhole or something. Get the demogorgon! Get her! Bree and Clint. Oh, I feel we're on to a winner, Clint. You reckon? I mean, Stranger Things is doing it. Dogface368521 from TikTok, he did it.
Starting point is 00:33:32 Yeah. And he brought a song from back in the day into new life. Yeah, it's really given it a whole new lease on life and given the artists a whole new payday as well. Yeah, which is awesome. Yeah. Like, can you imagine Kate Bush? She's just chilling at home.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Nick Minnich. She's like, what? She gets a call from Stranger Things. They're like, can we use your song? And she's like, oh, yeah. Oh, they did it. Yeah, yeah. I'm not doing anything with it.
Starting point is 00:33:55 You can use it. Next minute, boom. 40 years later. Super successful. So you think we could do the same thing if we find the right song? And we've asked the people, what is the right song? It needs to be the right song. What song can we could do the same thing if we find the right song and we've asked the people what is the right song. It needs to be the right song. What song can we bring back to life?
Starting point is 00:34:09 Dan thinks he knows what it is. Dan, what's the song we should bring back? G'day, guys. It'll have to be George Michael, Faith. Oh, what a tune. What is it about this song, Dan, that you think means it needs to come back? I think everybody loves to sing along to it and it's just a great song. It's a feel-good song for sure.
Starting point is 00:34:31 You're on the money, Dan. There's also another option is you could do the Limp Bizkit remix of it. No, too far. Oh, Dan. No, you're too far. You took it too far, Dan. Oh, way too far, Dan. Oh, no, Dan.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Yeah. Okay, great suggestion. Let's go to Grant. Hi, Dan. Oh, way too far, Dan. Oh, no, Dan. Yeah? Okay, great suggestion. Let's go to Grant. Hi, Grant. Hi, Grant. How are we going, guys? What do you think, Grant?
Starting point is 00:34:53 What's the song that should be brought back into popularity? It's got to be Big Yo Taxi, surely. It's a great song. What a tune, Grant. I totally forgot about this song. How many times a day do you think you could stream this song personally? Because we'd need to get big numbers happening, Grant. I just have it constant. Constantly?
Starting point is 00:35:23 Well, Grant, I feel like we'd get the taxis on board, so that'd be good. Yeah. Not the Ubers, though. No, no. We hate that song. Justine's here. Hi, Justine.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Hi, Justine. Hey, guys. How are you? You've called in to vote for Afro Man because I got high. No, I didn't, Selena. Oh, have you not? Oh. What's the song that you think we should bring back?
Starting point is 00:35:44 I reckon you should do a remix of Eye of the Tiger by Survivor. This is a banger. There's just something great about this song, Justine. It's a classic. I reckon you could do a dance to it. You could go viral on TikTok. I don't think you mess with a classic, though. I don't think you can remix this. I think you have to put the original out there, don't you? Oh, Katy Perry did it. You could go viral on TikTok. I don't think you mess with a classic, though. I don't think you can remix this.
Starting point is 00:36:06 I think you have to put the original out there, don't you? Oh, Katy Perry did it. Put your mind to it. You can do anything, guys. Very good point. We can ruin any song, Justin, if we really put our minds to it. Indeed. Okay, thank you, Justin.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Great suggestion. Liz is here. Hi, Liz. G'day, Liz. Hi. Come on, you've got the winner, Liz. What song do you think we should bring back to life? Definitely that boy Slim Praise.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Oh. It's already got dance moves too. Remember the music video? Yeah. Yeah, I like it. Okay. This is a fantastic song. Can I float one to you that I've just had a thought on? Yeah. Yeah, I like it. Okay. This is a fantastic song.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Can I float one to you that I've just had a thought on? Yeah. What if we did Return of the Mac? And we called it The Return of the Mac. Yeah, that's good. It's in the title. It's good. Return of the Mac. I like it.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Just an idea. All right, so where do we go from here? How do we go to a deliberation? Should we put up an Instagram poll? Yeah. Yeah, and then start, you know, facing songs off against each other or should we just not do it because it sounds real hard? Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:37:20 Last night, LEGO Masters Aotearoa crowned its first ever champions and we're excited to have them in studio with us. Please welcome to the studio Glenn Knight and Jake Roos. Literally the Lego Masters. Lads, I mean, what a day for you guys. Has it been a big celebration? Did you hit the cans hard last night? No, we had
Starting point is 00:37:45 maybe one drink. Age now, that's like, two's kind of enough, to be honest. So you hit it hard then, your age group. Yeah, two's enough for me too. Two on a Monday night, that's plenty. That's heaps. That's good. So you two are the first ever LEGO Masters Aotearoa.
Starting point is 00:38:03 I was wondering, does that afford you special privileges in the LEGO universe? Like, can you get a discount on bricks or can you go into the VIP lounge at LEGOLAND Dubai or something like that? I think it gives a bit of cred. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's just a badge of honour, really,
Starting point is 00:38:23 rather than a VIP pass. You reckon you've got to try it, though. Like, have you been to LEGOLAND before? I think it's just a badge of honour, really, rather than a VIP pass. You've got to try it, though. Like, have you been to Legoland before? Yes, I have, actually. You have? We took the Legoland Windsor with my family. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:33 It was amazing. Because if you went and said, I am a Lego Masters champion, surely that... They wouldn't believe you, because a lot of people probably say that. You know? Yeah. In the prize last night, part of it is you won a $25,000 warehouse voucher. What are you going to spend that on? Lego, probably. Yeah, there'll be a fair amount of that, I imagine.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. It's probably the highlights of the warehouse, I have to say, is the Lego aisle. Definitely. Does it make you want to do more builds on camera? Like, now that you've done this, have you thought about streaming? Yeah, or you could Twitch it. You could Twitch stream some of your- I'd happily never be on a camera again. You never want to be on builds on camera like now that you've done this maybe thought about streaming yeah or you could twitch it you could twitch stream some of you be on a camera again you never
Starting point is 00:39:08 want to be on tv while you go one way or the other how much lego do you guys own already like what's in your collection what do you think it's worth the collection you've got at home no comment put it this way if you have to fill out an application for a mortgage and you have to list your assets is lego a big chunk of what goes on that sheet i don't know are we register yeah it wouldn't register it's it's definitely significant i mean we're just but don't keep track of it because it's kind of embarrassing you have just lived a lot of kids dreams and adults dreams as well by being on this show. What's your advice to kids
Starting point is 00:39:48 who have watched Lego Masters Aotearoa and want to do what you guys have done? First of all, build what's on the box and then take it apart. Because sometimes people are just like, oh, the set looks so lovely and so clever. I couldn't do better than that, so I'm not going to take it apart.
Starting point is 00:40:03 But that's what Lego is for. It seriously is. It can go together literally, well not literally but an infinite number of ways in practical terms and sure it might not be too refined to begin with but over time you just get better and better
Starting point is 00:40:20 and you can start building things out of your head. You can have a new toy every day. Use your imagination. that's what it's about well congratulations guys we're stoked for you guys and we're very excited that we could meet you in person well done on being crowned the first ever lego masters champions and good news it's just been confirmed that lego masters will return for season two in early 2023 and the whole season one can be streamed on demand now at TVNZ on demand. Glenn and Jake, thank you very much guys. Congrats guys. Cheers.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Did you do Breakfast TV today as well? Yeah. I saw you guys on there. You still got your make-up on? Yeah. We rebuilt Broken Heart. A miniature version of it.
Starting point is 00:41:04 Very cool. Brie and Clint. Time for the name game. It's a race to name celebrities as fast as you can. Sophie, if you can beat Brie this afternoon, you'll get 50 KFC chicken dollars. G'day, Soph. Hello.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Hello. Sophie Ellis Baxter. Yeah, that's a good one. Look, my last name is actually Ellis. No way. How old are last name is actually Ellis. No way. How old are you, Sophie? 33. So, like, lived it up.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Wow. Sophie. Okay, what's another famous Sophie? Sophie. Monk. Sophie Tucker. Sophie Monk. Good for you, Sophie.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Okay. So, for the name game, we've changed it up. You have to give me two celebrity names to win the Sophie. Okay. So for the name game, we've changed it up. You have to give me two celebrity names to win the point. Okay. If you say one, that's fine. You have dibs that name. The other person can't take it. And we'll wait until someone gives me two names, okay?
Starting point is 00:41:55 Get one out as soon as you can and then work on that second one. I've got a fun theme for us this afternoon too. With all of the fanfare that went down over the weekend, for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee, this afternoon I'll be doing royal names. Because you know how they weirdly don't have last names? Yeah, a lot of them don't. They're just like Charles.
Starting point is 00:42:17 The Duke of Cambridge. So I'll give you names of people who all appeared on the balcony over the weekend at the Queen's Platinum Jubilee. You have to give me two celebrities who use that name as part of their name. Okay. Here we go. Cool.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Don't buzz in. Just yell out your answer as soon as you've got one. First, let's start with Harry. Styles. Styles. Brie has claimed Styles. That's what you've got one. Harry.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Sophie, you need two. Harry. Can we say Prince Harry? No, you've got one. Harry. Sophie, you need two. Harry. Can we say Prince Harry? No, you can't say Prince Harry. Okay. Oh, no. Do you know any singer called Hudson? Harry Hudson?
Starting point is 00:42:57 Yeah. We'll just check with our adjudicator. Have you heard of Harry Hudson, Anastasia? Harry Hudson, yes. Harry Jousey. Oh, Bree's got the points. Harry Jowsey was on my list. Oh, my brain was hurting.
Starting point is 00:43:12 Yeah, and I had Harry Connick Jr. as well. Yeah. Okay, that's one point to Bree, but only just. You're still in this, okay, Sophie? Okay, come on, Sophie. You got this. Okay, you can't say the queen. Someone give me Elizabeth. Two famous Elizabeths.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Holmes, Taylor. Elizabeth Holmes and Taylor, one each. Okay, you can't say the queen. Someone give me Elizabeth. Two famous Elizabeths. Holmes, Taylor. Elizabeth Holmes and Taylor. One each. Okay, Elizabeth. Olsen. Elizabeth Olsen. Yes. Great one, Sophie.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Well done, Sophie. It's you to play. Would have accepted Elizabeth Hurley as well. Of course. Yeah. Okay, one apiece. Good game.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Okay. Someone give me a famous Kate. Winslet. Kate Winslet is one. Beckinsale. Beckins one apiece. Good game. Okay. Someone give me a famous Kate. Winslet. Kate Winslet is one. Beckinsale. Beckinsale is one. Blanchett. Blanchett is one.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Oh, no. Whoa. I was going to say Kate McKinnon. Wow, this is a really good game. Sophie, you're on fire. It's two points to Sophie and one point to Bree. Okay. If you get this next one, you'll win the game. Okay, Sophie? on fire. It's two points to Sophie and one point to Bree. If you get this next one, you'll win the game. Okay, Sophie?
Starting point is 00:44:07 I need this. Okay. We're doing Royals. These people all appear on the balcony over the weekend for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee. I need two famous Georges. Ezra? Clooney? Ezra is one. Clooney is one. George.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Next one wins the point. Ezra. Clooney. Ezra has won. Clooney has won. George. George. Next one wins the points. George of the Jungle. George. Can't take George of the Jungle. Oh, no. It's so easy. Come on.
Starting point is 00:44:39 George Columbaris, the judge of MasterChef Australia. Well done, Brie. How did you get George Columbaris before you got George Bush or George Isra? I don't know. The producers are shaking their heads. I will accept George Columbaris. He's a huge deal. It aired here.
Starting point is 00:44:59 Yeah, yeah, definitely. He was on MasterChef for ten seasons. Okay, this is a tie game. George Columbaris. This is a tie game. Okay, Sophie is a tie game. George Columbaris. This is a tie game. Okay, Sophie, here we go. Do I make this one easy or hard?
Starting point is 00:45:11 That's what I need to decide. Royal names for the name game. I need two famous Williams. Shatner. Shatner is one. Bree gets Shatner. William. William. There's a William who used to write plays.
Starting point is 00:45:30 William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare. Oh, wow. Sophie, what a game from you. That was the best round of the name game we've ever had, Sophie. Sophie, you get the KFC, mate. Oh, really? Yeah, you can have the KFC. You can't had, Sophie. Sophie, you get the KFC, mate. Oh, really? Yeah, you can have the KFC.
Starting point is 00:45:47 You can't have the win, but you can have the KFC. Look, should I add that I'm vegetarian? Oh, my God. But my husband loves KFC. Well, your husband is going to be very stoked, and you call back any time because you're fantastic at that game. Look, I'm incredibly competitive, so. Oh, we can tell. Oh, we can tell.
Starting point is 00:46:05 Oh, we can tell. At least you had the chops to back it up. That was Sophie Alice Bixter, everybody. We can't wait for some new music, Sophie. Bree and Clint. True story. A woman named Sarah Doyle who was living overseas, Australian woman.
Starting point is 00:46:23 She was living overseas in London, and she moved back home in the 2020 lockdown. And she didn't really have a lot of friends. She didn't know heaps of people because she'd been living away for so long. Yeah. And, look, she left a marriage behind. Okay. And so she was kind of starting afresh.
Starting point is 00:46:43 Yeah, that's a real cold start. You know, big moves happening. And she goes, right, how am I? Stink time to do it too during a lockdown. I know, I know. But she was really, she's really into surfing and she's like, oh, I'd love to meet some new people, make some friends to go surfing with. Hot surfy dudes.
Starting point is 00:47:00 So she decided that she was going to put an online ad on Gumtree, which is the Aussie version of Trade Me. Oh, okay. So just an ad. She put it up there being like, hey, like-minded people, if you can to go for a surf and hang out, I'd love to meet you. Which is, I mean. Did she put the gender of the people that she's attracted?
Starting point is 00:47:24 No. And then she just said. No, it was open to anyone. She was just looking for friends and to meet new people. She wasn't really looking for a date. She didn't frame it as a date. No. She was just looking for a group of people she could hang out with
Starting point is 00:47:35 and go surfing with. Anyway, she said she got lots of random replies from, you know, people she wasn't typically looking for. Yeah. But this one particular inbox came through and it was from a guy called Rodney. And he said, hi, I've never surfed before, but I'm looking to try. Anyway, she looked him up on Facebook. He looked pretty normal.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Yeah. And she met up with him and some other people, not just him, but she met up with him. And a year and a half later, they're about to have their first baby. Oh my God. She's having a kid with this guy. Yeah. They hit it off. Must have been a good surfing session. I know. Well. That's kind of cute though, eh? Like she's like, oh, I can show you what to do. Yeah. You got to do a little bit like this. So she's obviously taught him how to surf. Yeah. And things have kicked off from there. Is that the key to it, do you think? You said that she wasn't framing it as a date.
Starting point is 00:48:29 She was just setting up a social interaction. So there's no pressure there. Yeah. There's no expectation that you click straight away. You know, you can just meet as friends, even though she's desperately scoping out every guy that's there and going, which one can I marry? Which one can I marry?
Starting point is 00:48:43 Which one can I marry? Well, we don't know that. But it is always good to get to know someone as friends first, I think. It does take the pressure off things. But isn't that cute? Like what an interesting story to tell your kid of how you met. Where did you guys meet? On Trade Me?
Starting point is 00:49:01 Yeah. We, you know. Your mum put an ad out there and I replied. And then boom, here we are. I was the highest bidder and then we're about to get married. It's cool. It's like you can do a bit of research too which online dating is good for. You can
Starting point is 00:49:15 sort of Google them a bit. This allows her to do that too so she's not going into it blind. And there's a group of people there as well. It's a good idea. It takes heaps of pressure off. Yeah. The only downside is you have to know how to surf. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:29 I mean, that's the one downside. What could you do? If you're not a surfer, what could you do here? You could go... Beekeeping. You can go beekeeping. Where are you going to get some bees from? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:41 There's places around that do beekeeping days. This is the problem with people who don't have hobbies. It's even harder to meet like-minded people if you don't have a hobby. See, surfing's such a cool hobby. So cool, yeah. And like when you meet people. You know they're going to be hot. What about a dog meet-up?
Starting point is 00:49:55 Dog meet-up is a great idea. Yeah. Because like-minded people with dogs, you know, you can have that already in common. And if your dogs start humping, you can go, oh, should we? That looks like fun. Should we give that a go?
Starting point is 00:50:08 Have you ever met someone in an interesting way or just your standard, you know, stock standard? Stock standard. Dating app, bar? No, no dating app or bars. Just the very Kiwi way of friend of a friend or actually, I think that's it. Just friend of a friend. Friend of a friend or actually I think that's it. Just friend of a friend. Friend of a friend, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:28 You all kind of, hey, if you set me up, I'll set you up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, that's the deal. That is the deal. I'm not setting you up, eh? All right. I'm not setting you up. I'm reaching the marrying age.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Which one of my friends has a friend who's going to marry me? Do you remember the story I told you about how I met someone one time? No. I was working in promo for this radio station and we were working at this event and it was at this tennis event where we were running this competition where if you hit balls into this giant cup. Anyway, it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:50:59 But people had to come over and they had to sign up and then they had to, you know, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, I met this person because they came over and they had to sign up and then they had to, you know, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, I met this person because they came over and they did this competition. And then I got their number off the call sheet. That's inappropriate. So inappropriate. You took advantage of your position.
Starting point is 00:51:15 I did, which I mean, I was the lowest of the low, so technically. No wonder you were so keen to go on that Friday Okie tour last year. Hey. You wanted to pash some more listeners. Shut up. Bree and Clint. Did you meet your partner in an interesting way? were so keen to go on that Friday Okie tour last year. Hey. You want to bash some more listeners. Shut up. Did you meet your partner in an interesting way? Not your typical ways.
Starting point is 00:51:30 You know, like through a friend or at a nightclub, dating apps. Creative way. Yeah. Or an out of the box way. Essentially we're looking to mine your relationship success for other people. You know? It's tough out there. It is hard. Especially post-COVID when everyone's funny and you know, it's tough out there. Especially post-COVID
Starting point is 00:51:45 and everyone's funny and, you know, everything's a bit weird and not everything's back to normal. Exactly. So we're coming up with some ideas for you. Angela's here.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Hi, Angela. Hi, Ange. Oh, g'day. I'm up first. Hi. Ange, I heard you've got a fiancé. Did you meet them in an interesting way?
Starting point is 00:52:01 I sure did. So he'll kill me if he hears this on the radio. But he knocked on my door. He was my insurance broker. He turned up to sort out my life insurance, et cetera. And I thought he was pretty hot in his suit. So I pretty much just pursued that.
Starting point is 00:52:20 Wait a minute. You're telling me, Angela, that some adult film storylines can come true. Amazing. Previously, Angela had dated a plumber. A pizza guy. A pizza guy and the mailman. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Yeah, yeah. She's settled for door-to-door insurance broker. You've given so many people hope. Hey, well done, Angela. Although your story's a little bit unrelatable in that the love of your life just showed up to your door. You didn't even have to work for it. Serendipitous. Yeah, so yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:55 But pretty much just girls, if you like the look of them, don't be shy, you know. There you go. That's good advice, Ange. We like that. You've got to go for it. Our next person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Ange. You've got to go for it. Our next person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:53:08 Hi, Anonymous. Are you the insurance broker, are you? No. Did you meet your partner in an interesting way, Anonymous? I did, yeah. So it starts off pretty basic. I had DM'd an ex-Australian maths husband who had recently moved back to New Zealand. So
Starting point is 00:53:23 we got chatting and then he ended up calling me, and we realised very quickly that we weren't going to be compatible because I was Christian and he wasn't. And then we joked that we would wing that for each other. So when he hung up the phone, he messaged me right back, and he was like, my flatmate knows a really nice guy. I think you might like him, and got us connected. And then so I ended up dating that person who he connected me with. Okay, can we just go back to the start of what you said? You DM'd an ex-husband of Married at First Sight Australia.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Did we hear that correct? Correct. Why did you DM him? He was cute. I like that, Anonymous. You've got to go for it. You've got to shoot your shot. Can we ask which ex-husband?
Starting point is 00:54:05 Yeah, he was from like season two. Go for it. You've got to shoot your shot. Can we ask which ex-husband? Yeah. He was from like season two. So I actually don't remember the season to be completely honest. His name was Michael. Michael Hughes? Okay. Michael. We'll do some Googling.
Starting point is 00:54:14 I've got to do it right now. Michael Hughes, maths. Hughes or Humes? Hughes. Hughes. Oh, yes. I remember this guy. Yeah, he was sweet.
Starting point is 00:54:26 So you ended up getting with a friend of his friend. Is that right? Yes. Oh, my God. He was married to my friend Bella who works in radio back in Australia. That's why I remember this guy. Oh, this is too small. It's very small.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Yeah, right. Yeah, okay. It so is. Okay. There's so many great texts coming through on this. The interesting place you met your partner. Someone said, I met my now husband at the beach. I wrote my number on his arm in sunblock.
Starting point is 00:54:53 If he was keen for you from the start, he would be desperately trying to get that arm to burn. Yeah, can you imagine? He'd be like, burn this number into my arm. Because that's risky. Yeah. It is risky. Someone else said-
Starting point is 00:55:02 In that area, he could just write the number down, I guess. Yeah, well, that too. Or just get his phone and, you know, just transfer it. Someone else said, I met my now partner through a flatmate wanted ad at the supermarket notice board 11 years ago. I love those boards. They've got some interesting stuff on them. We're now married with two kids. Well, I wonder if you could just put up boyfriend wanted on that board.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Just list what you're looking for. Hey, we're talking about the interesting ways. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You never know what you're going to get. Probably not what you're looking for, but you never know. Lots of offers though. Poppy's here.
Starting point is 00:55:36 Hi, Poppy. Hi, Poppy. Hi, how you doing? How'd you meet your partner? My dad picked my husband up hitchhiking. You're kidding me. Are you being for real? Yeah, so my husband was originally from Germany
Starting point is 00:55:50 and he was travelling around with a mate. And yeah, my dad picked him up. They wanted to come to our hometown and he said, oh, you guys can come and stay with us. And yeah, here we are 12 years later. Were you in the car when you picked him up? And your dad was just like, oh, I'll take you home. You'd be good for my daughter.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Well, no, I don't think that was his first thought, but my family's definitely met some good friends through the years. But, yeah, none that have married into the family except for him. Honestly, I feel like a lot of these stories are just all adult film storylines. Yeah, yeah, or bad advice. Yeah. That sounds risky. I mean, it worked for you, Poppy. That's so cool. It worked out great for you. What a. Yeah, yeah. Or bad advice. Yeah. That sounds risky. I mean, it worked for you, Poppy.
Starting point is 00:56:27 That's so cool. I mean, it worked out great for you. What a great story, yeah. Yeah. I mean, why? There you go, everybody. There's hope. Careful picking up hitchhikers.
Starting point is 00:56:35 And don't invite every insurance salesman into your bedroom. Unless they're real hot. Bree and Clint. Just talking about interesting ways you've met your partner. Yeah. We miss this text. Are you ready for this? Yeah. Try and wrap your head around it. The very first time I ever met my partner was at
Starting point is 00:56:54 his engagement party to my brand new boss. Oh. After a little while they split. He saw other people including my flatmate. She then went overseas and we got together. Been together for 22 years. So he came your way via your boss and your flatmate.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Yeah. Can you imagine? You go to the engagement party and you're like, I'm going to marry that guy someday. But first he needs to sleep with my flatmate. And marry my boss before that. But then... Talk about taking the long way around, right?
Starting point is 00:57:27 Hey! It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday banger. All right, it's time for a birthday banger. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was the song
Starting point is 00:57:38 topping the charts on your 16th birthday. We'll start with Nathan. G'day, Nathan. Hello, Nathan. Kia ora, kia ora. How are you, Nathan? I'm stuck in bloody traffic on the way to Tauranga. It's pouring down, but hey, glad to be here with both of you.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Your stuck in sounded like you said something else. Yeah. Oh, no, no, stuck in traffic. Well, there it is again. No, he's saying stuck in traffic. We'll get it. Nathan, let's do your birthday banger. Hopefully, it'll help you along.
Starting point is 00:58:04 What's your birthday? Yeah, it's 16th of June, 94. All right, you were 16 in 2010. And on the 16th of June, on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, Nate, that's a stuck-in great song. Nate! If I know you...
Starting point is 00:58:24 That's a stuck-in banger. Oh, Nathan. If I know you. That's a beautiful song. That's a stuck-in banger. That is a bit of you. Yeah, sign me up. You can get down with K-Tier Perry. Can you, Nathan? Yeah, sounds good. Yeah, sounds good. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:58:36 Wait there. Good energy from Nathan. Presley. Hi, Presley. G'day, Presley. Hello. Can I ask, are you named after anyone famous? Elvis Presley.
Starting point is 00:58:48 What? Yeah. That's so cool. Are you excited for the movie that's coming out soon? I actually didn't know there was a movie coming out. You're named after the guy. You've got to go see the film. Presley, it's the film of the year. It's going to be incredible. It's going to be amazing.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Oh my gosh, I didn't actually know that. Okay, hang to be incredible. It's going to be amazing. Oh, my gosh. I didn't actually know that. Okay, hang on, hang on. You're named after Elvis. Who's the big fan? Do you like Elvis' music? I like some of his songs. Yeah, I love Can't Help Falling In Love.
Starting point is 00:59:15 That's one of my favourite songs. What a tune. Well, hey, you never know. You might get one of his songs. Probably not. As your birthday banger, what's your birthday, Presley? 14th of September, 2001. Oh, it's probably not going to happen birthday banger, what's your birthday, Presley? 14th of September, 2001. Oh, it's probably not going to happen, but
Starting point is 00:59:27 he was 16 in 2017 and Presley, on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Taylor Swift. I love Taylor Swift. This song Me no love This is from her
Starting point is 00:59:47 Snake era Yeah Not that big a fan of Taylor You're not Presley Really Oh no Well the birthday banger Chooses you unfortunately
Starting point is 00:59:56 Let's do one more for Cara Kia ora Cara Hi Cara Hi how's it going guys Good thank you mate What was the best thing About your long weekend Being able to sleep Yes Cara Yeah I like your vibe Hi, how's it going, guys? Good, thank you, mate. What was the best thing about your long weekend?
Starting point is 01:00:06 Being able to sleep. Yes, Cara. Yeah. I like your vibes. Absolutely nothing. Nice. That is a straight vibe from you, and I love it. What's your birthday, Cara?
Starting point is 01:00:18 23rd of December, 84. All right, mate, you were 16 in the year 2000. And let's go back to the year 2000, because this is what was top of the chart. The Baja Men. You love it? Is it good? I love that. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:39 It's a moment in time, that one. Cara stands out the most. It's Cara for me. Is it Cara? Well. That's the most fun right? I don't like the Taylor Swift song And Katy Perry I love that song But it's Who Let The Dogs Out for me
Starting point is 01:00:53 Kara You just won birthday banner Congratulations Reverse aging So you don't even It's not even like because Botox and other things
Starting point is 01:01:07 like that's preventable not appearance medicine they're talking about proper like gene editing that reverses the aging process
Starting point is 01:01:16 in your body not just not just how you look how your body is we're talking organs we're talking lifespan we're talking
Starting point is 01:01:24 brain totally lungs so they're saying within our lifetime they'll be able to yeah not only slow it down but reverse it according to professor of molecular and reverse it yeah i knew missy elliot was onto something according to the professor of molecular biology david sinclar from harvard university most diseases that we encounter are caused by aging. And if they reverse aging, the diseases shouldn't happen at all. They're talking like you will no longer have to worry about cancer in your 70s, heart disease in your 80s, Alzheimer's in your 90s.
Starting point is 01:02:00 And they believe they've unlocked the technology to allow human beings to go into their hundreds, to live into their hundreds. Oh, see, I don't know about that, eh? Well, it's a real moral conundrum, eh? I mean, it's such a big commitment and I'm afraid of commitment, as we know, and I feel like, you know, I signed up.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Well, I technically didn't sign up for this, but, you know, you sign up knowing in the contract you've got, you know, X amount of years, which you might not. Yes, and you sign up knowing in the contract you've got X amount of years, which you might not. Yes, and you get it done in that space. But adding how many years are we talking? Well, at the moment, life expectancy is like 80s, if you're lucky. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:36 To say that you will live into your hundreds, you're going to need more KiwiSaver. You're going to be healthy, so you're going to need to work for longer. You won't be retiring at 65. We're going to need more houses're going to be healthy. So you're going to need to work for longer. You won't be retiring at 65. We're going to need more houses. There'll be more people. It poses such a massive question. More pollution. More pollution, potentially.
Starting point is 01:02:53 The earth is already in trouble. Yeah. All I really want out of this, though, is I don't have to be, I don't have to have all my aging reversed. You don't have to change my appearance. What part do you want reversed? I just, what? The what? Did you say the ball no no there's nothing i just heard it gets you know that part for you guys
Starting point is 01:03:11 is like our necks on women you know she said ball thing by the way i just want to go back to what hangovers were like in my 20s that's all i want i want i want my life now with my experience and i'm happy with the aging that I've had. That's a great one. I just want after a night out to be able to bounce back the same way I did when I was 21. That is such a good one. Yeah. I know what I'd want.
Starting point is 01:03:32 Yeah. All I'd want is to wake up from a night's sleep not feeling like I'd been hit by a fridge. Like all I was doing was laying down and I think my shoulder was out. My back hurts. That's all I want Well according to science it's on the way everybody Oh thank god Time for the latest From iHeartRadio
Starting point is 01:03:54 This is the latest Live from LA with Dean McCarthy Johnny Depp is clearly celebrating his victory in court Dean And splashing out on a big dinner. He sure is. He was in London. He had an Indian feast with 20 of his close friends. The bill came to $62,000.
Starting point is 01:04:14 $62,000. How? He got the bill. Well, look, you know, there was expensive champagne and there was incredible wine. It says a curry dinner. I don't know where the curry came from. I've been helicoptered in.
Starting point is 01:04:27 Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Did they order 100 naan breads? Like, what is going on? I mean, worth it because a naan bread is amazing. But, jeez. Oh, it's worth it. Hey, I've got to tell you, though, let's talk about this.
Starting point is 01:04:39 I don't mean to be Debbie Downer or Negative Nancy, but Johnny Depp, if you're listening or streaming online or have the podcast, he needs to get a grip on his money. There was one point, right, or Negative Nancy, but Johnny Depp, if you're listening or streaming online or have the podcast, he needs to get a grip on his money. There was one point, right, in his career, he was spending $2 million a month. That was his expenses. One of his expenses, okay, was a pirate ship. I'm not kidding.
Starting point is 01:04:57 This is not a joke. I'm not cheating you up. He actually owned a pirate ship. He bought a pirate ship, like a real one, and had it all restored and everything. And it was like $600,000 a month in maintenance and stuff I think he needs to just chill
Starting point is 01:05:09 I think he needs to chill and go and get some takeout, maybe some Thai Uber Eats perhaps, I don't know if he needs $62,000 No, he clearly has no concept of how much things are worth, so if he did get Uber Eats he'd tip the guy $50,000, he'd be like cool man thank you, is that enough? Is that enough? And the guy's like,
Starting point is 01:05:26 you know what it'll do for today. It's just ridiculous to think you would get to that point where you just have no idea really what you should be spending. You would never think about money. It'd be the weirdest thing. But on the flip side of that, Dean, he's just turned down $300
Starting point is 01:05:42 million to do a Pirates of the Caribbean movie. So he's spending like there's no tomorrow, but he's turning down $300 million deals. It doesn't make any sense. I reckon he's going to, you know, I've said this before and it might be an unpopular opinion, but I actually think that he's going to make a pretty big comeback in terms of his acting. So many people are obsessed in love with him right now. So he might be able to charge some big bucks. So maybe he's thinking, he might be putting this on credit card. He might be thinking, you know what, put it on credit.
Starting point is 01:06:08 I've got this. We're good. He's going to do Edward Scissorhands number two, I think, the sequel. Yeah. Yeah. Can't wait for that. I've got some saucy survey results, guys. And I'm bringing them to the show because I feel like everyone might benefit from these results.
Starting point is 01:06:26 A survey has been done about adult bedroom habits, indoor gardening habits by the website illicitencounters.com. Okay. And it's revealed what both genders are guilty of saying after indoor gardening. Right. Different on both sides. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:50 But some are similar. The post-coital conversation. Yes. The aftermatch debrief. Exactly. Look, I want to go through, we'll go through the blokes and the ladies. Should we start with what came in third for the women? Go on.
Starting point is 01:07:05 What do you think most women say after indoor gardening that came in third? I'm not sleeping in that. And they gesture down to the sooting part of the bed. I'm not sleeping in that. No, it's give me a cuddle. Oh, okay. Well, that's much more romantic. Sure, Give Me a Cuddle.
Starting point is 01:07:26 Way, way more romantic. What do you think? That was my second guess. It was for the lads. That was good for me. How was that for you? I've got to go. Which also came in seventh for the ladies.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Right, okay. They also say that quite a lot. They've pre-ordered the Uber. Yes. My Uber's here. Sorry, okay. They also say that quite a lot. They've pre-ordered the Uber. Yes. Oh, God, my Uber's here. Oh, sorry, I've got to go. I've got to do the groceries. It's three in the morning.
Starting point is 01:07:51 The guy's like, when did you order that? And she's like, oh, just before we started. Okay, what's number two? Number two for the ladies, don't fall asleep. Oh, this is afterwards. It's after. This is everything after. She's trying to keep him awake.
Starting point is 01:08:05 Yeah. Don't fall asleep. Very, very relatable. Super relatable. For both genders, I feel. Yeah. The blokes, second most common thing they say after indoor gardening. When can we do that again?
Starting point is 01:08:17 I feel like, yes. Can you book me in for next Wednesday, please? Yeah. Number one for the ladies, thing we say most after indoor gardening, you're amazing. Oh, that's nice. Oh, we're nice, aren't we?
Starting point is 01:08:32 You're amazing. It'd be a lie, but it's nice. And coming in for number one for the blokes, the top thing they like to say after indoor gardening, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 01:08:47 Or as Owen Wilson says, wow. Do we know if that wow is in reference to their partner or in reference to themselves? Oh, that's a good question. Do we know? Like, who are they wowing? Good question. Are they wowing their own performance? Something that appeared in the top ten for both. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:00 Which I found this quite interesting. Where's my phone? First thing that both genders say. Well, you've got to text your mates. Tell them what it was like. No, no. Job done. No.
Starting point is 01:09:11 Mission accomplished. No, that is not desirable. Do not take that advice. Home run. Touchdown, home team. No, no, no, no. They're probably setting an alarm because they're going to fall asleep. Well, there you go.
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