ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th June 2023

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

What was your first concert? Do you have a massive something? Our FAIL. Which friend did you choose? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Good evening everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. Whoa, we're in stereo sound today. We've left all the settings on the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley settings. Look at how loud they have it. Oh, man, they are deaf. I feel like my eardrum's about to explode.

I know the boys have just celebrated 19 years in radio, and the volume of their headphones, you can definitely tell. That's what wearing headphones for 19 years will do, rupture your eardrum. I feel like I'm in the boiler room. Have you ever had a busted eardrum? Has anyone on the show? Nah.

I had a busted eardrum when I was like five years old and I kept saying to my mum, my ear's a bit sore. Oh, yeah? And she took me into the doctor and the doctor had a look. The doctor goes, she's got a busted eardrum. How did you do it? I don't know. I had heaps of ear infections as a kid.

You can do it diving into a pool, though. I had grommets as a kid. I had to wear Blu-Tack in my ears. I was the most uncool kid ever. Blu-Tack? I had to wear Blu-Tack and a swimming cap every time I went swimming until I was like 12. Weren't you those little silicon earplugs?

Yeah, we did. And then, like, when you pull it out of the ear, it's got stuff on it and it's expensive so my mum goes, Blu-Tack does the same thing. So she just made me wear Blu-Tack. I love that. That's a great parenting hack. Hey, today on the show we've got one more item to add to our cart at 4 o'clock.

At 4.30 we've got a $250 cash prize and some Lego to give away and a trip to Wellington to go to the Lego exhibition, the Jurassic World Lego exhibition. I love Lego, love Jurassic Park, so that is a great prize. Be listening before 5 o'clock.

We're going to give that away, but we're going to kick off the show with $50 cash and a game of tradie versus lady. If you want to play, you need to call now. 0800 dials at M. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Here we go, the tradies and the ladies.

If you're looking for a score update, if you're following along, I've got it for you. The tradies are on 42 wins for the year. The ladies, 10 in front on 52. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling in from the mighty Waikato. She's 24 and she has four cats. Welcome to the show, Annie.

Hi. G'day, Annie. Four cats. There's a lot of cats for a 24-year-old. Why four? Because I like them. Yeah. I mean, it's a good answer.

It's a pretty good answer. It's just straight up the middle. Run it straight, Annie. It'd be weird to say if you didn't like them. It's a lot of cats for someone who doesn't like cats. Are they rescues? One of them is a foster sale. Oh, cute.

Nice. Okay, Annie, you're taking on our tradie today. They're calling from Auckland, the 35, and they adopted a rescue cat just last week. What are the chances? Welcome to the show, Chris. Oh, good day, Chris. Good on you, can I say.

Are you adding to a litter or is it your first one? No, this is the second cat that we've had in our family after our first one. It moved on. R.I.P. Went to the farm. That's right. Farm in the sky. Chris, just the farm.

Cat's gone to the farm. No, it's the suburb. Sky's the suburb. Sky's the suburb of Sky. Yeah, the suburb of Sky, yeah. Okay, good. Chris, your buzzer is tradie. We covered that well. Your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC.

Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The Super Rugby quarterfinals begin this weekend. What is the only New Zealand team not to qualify? Lady? Yes, Annie. Hurricane?

No, they're in there. Do we have a free guess, Chris? Crusaders. No, they're in there. Worth a shot, though. The Otago Highlanders was the answer we were looking for. No points there. Question number two.

How many piston valves does a regular trumpet have? Maybe. Yes, Chris. Twelve. No. No? There's a lot of more fingers than you've got for the trumpet. Yeah.

Think about it. Yes, Annie? You don't use them all at the same time, do you? I don't know. Annie? Is that four? No. Oh, you were close, Annie, and some trumpets do,

but we were looking for a regular trumpet, which is three. Three, okay. All right, no points there. No points there. Question number three. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Yes, Annie? Drake. It is, of course, Drake. Nice song. Lady. Yes, Annie.

Drake. It is, of course, Drake. Nice work. You're on the board. One point for the ladies. Question number four. The government are changing the vaping laws in New Zealand. Which country just outlawed all of them together

except for when you have a prescription? Brady. Yes, Chris. Australia. That is correct. Nice work. You're both on Gravy. Yes, Chris. Australia. That is correct. Nice work. You're both on the board. One apiece.

Question number five. What is the world's most venomous fish? Is it a clownfish, a pufferfish, or a stonefish? Lady. Yes, Annie. Stonefish. That is correct. They sit right down in the stones and they look like rocks.

Really? And they've got a big barb on their head. Oh, terrifying. Okay. All right, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one here, Chris. Question number six. Which cartoon character lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Katie. Oh, Chris is in. Spongebob, Squarepants. That is. We're all tied up. That means this is for the win. Question number seven. Which chess piece can only move diagonally?

Brady. Yes, Chris, for the win. The horse. No, that's in an L shape. Annie, you want to guess? I have no idea. Say any piece on the board. The king?

No. It was worth a shot. We were looking for a bishop. Question number eight. This is still for the win, the tiebreaker. What hairstyle is affectionately known as business in the front, party in the back? Yes, Chris, you're in.

Mullet. He's got it. That was not me. That was my daughter. No, I think it was you squealing, Chris. Oh, Chris, you're excited. Let out a little scream. Yeah.

Yeah. Hello. There you go. It's a win for the tradies, and it's 50 bucks for you, Chris. Congratulations. Nice work. Bree and Clint. I was on the blower to Mama Bear last night.

My mum, Mama Di. And we've been discussing our accommodation in Europe, so we've been on the phone quite a lot. You're going on a family trip to Italy? Yeah, kind of, kind of. I'm tagging along on their trip for the first week, and then I'm going to have my crazy week after that with my partner and we're going to Barcelona and some other places.

Are you going to be the oldest people on sail Croatia? No, we're not doing that. We didn't want to be the oldest people there. So I think we'll just stay on the mainland. But my mum was... They'll be like, are you the captain? I'll be like, yes, I'm the captain. Yes, shut up.

Go get me a drink. Or get off this boat. You shouldn't be drinking if you're the... Shut up! Now bring me a beer. And anyway, my mum was telling me about how she's been booking lots of comedy. She's really into comedy at the moment. Because she said she'd never really thought about going to a lot of comedy

until I took her to heaps of the Comedy Fest when she visited a couple of years ago. And anyway, she said that she was booking in at this theatre in Toowoomba, which is near where she lives, called the Civic Theatre. Oh, yeah, okay. And I said to her, isn't that where I went to my first music concert at the Civic Theatre? And she said, yes, it is. Toowoomba's not a big town. I've never been there, but hearing you talk about it,

it's not that big, is it? Oh, 400, 300,000? Oh, okay. Maybe? Oh, so it's a main centre. Pretty decent. Oh, okay. But it's inland. Yeah. So it's like a decent sized town. Yeah, okay, alright. Maybe not when like a decent sized town. Okay. All right. Maybe not when I went to this concert. I was pitching some country bumpkin town hall that your mum's going to watch comedy in.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Okay. So, all right. It's a decent sized theatre. Yeah. Now I'm second guessing myself. Oh, no. I've overshot it.

What's the population of Toowoomba? Hold on. 2023? About 130,000. Oh, yeah, okay. So still a decent size. So it's like a Rotorua. Yeah, yeah. Kind of like similar to Rotorua.

Anyway, she said, yeah, we went to your first concert. You would have been about, I think I would have been about 10 or 11. And do you remember the band Human Nature? Oh, I know the name. I couldn't tell you a Human Nature song. People call them the first ever Australian boy band. Okay. They sounded like this. Is it Ring a Bell? Not a single one, no. Telling everybody what we did last night. Telling everybody. Yeah. Does it ring a bell? Not a single one, no.

Telling everybody what we did last night. Is this Human Nature's biggest hit? One of them. Okay. It's weird. So they were like straight pop band, boy band to start off with. And this was one of their hits. And then they've kind of moved into a doo-wop band.

Yeah. We've got a lot of Christmas songs from Human Nature. Yeah. They do a lot of doo-woppy stuff. Man. Okay. And that was my first concert and it made me, I love hearing about people's first experiences, like the first movie you saw at a cinema, but like the first concert is a big deal. I was reaching for some kind of identity in my early teen years.

Yes. Like all teenagers, who am I? I know what, I'll centre my personality around the type of music that I like. So my first concert, spiky blue hair, three quarter cargo pants, also blue. Very close. I went to the big day out to see Limp Bizkit. I feel like a lot of teenage boys would have been like, yeah, I love Limp Bizkit.

I was 13. And I thought I was hot shit, man. I thought I was so cool. Is that when you had the eyebrow piercing? No, I was only 13. No, what 13-year-old has an eyebrow piercing? A teenager from Rotorua. Good point. Yeah.

I think I was 15 to be honest. Yeah, I had my nose pierced when I was 15. Did you? 16 maybe. Yeah, not 13. Not 13. No, not 13. God no. Claudia, what was your first concert? Cast Your Mind Back to the Year 2000. Okay. The best music that's ever happened. Bewitched. Seven year old me goes to what was Ericsson Stadium,

now Mount Smart Stadium, to see, what's his name? Enrique Iglesias. No, Ricky Martin. What's his name? Wait, this is Ricky Martin. I got lost in my story. No, it was Ricky Martin. Did you see Enrique Iglesias or Ricky Martin?

It was Ricky Martin. Same, same. She's like the greatest artist that's ever existed. No questions asked. Still one of my favourites. I got lost in the theatre of it. You're like, go on without the mole. I can't believe you didn't remember Ricky Martin.

I was seven. Ricky Martin was definitely more famous than Enrique Iglesias. Yeah. In my opinion. Yeah. Oh, how good for a first concert. What an awesome first concert. Yeah.

And Ella, you went to your first concert last year. What was it? Do you want to repeat that? ZDM's Friday Gems. Harry's Doyle. Shut up. No, I went to one when I was eight or seven with my friend. And it was a fake Jonas Brothers and fake Hannah Montana concert.

Sick. Yeah. What, like. Sick. Yeah. What, like impersonators? Yeah. Really? And they were up there singing it. I grabbed one of their hands. It was crazy.

The fake Jonas Brothers. You wouldn't have even known that they were impersonators at that age. Lucky. Nah, I was hyped as. Yeah. They're like, dude, can't rock. We're going to try and book this Jonas Brothers impersonation. I know.

What if we did a party and we had fake Jonas Brothers and fake Miley Cyrus there? That'd be a great party. Who played Hannah Montana? I don't know. Some blonde girl? She would have had to be talented. Yeah.

Nailed it. There you go. I want to ask people, because I feel like it brings a bit of nostalgia back into your memory. Do you remember who you first saw in concert? Yeah. Yeah, who was it? Who was your first ever live music experience?

Yeah, 0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696. Who did you first see in concert? Was it better than the fake Jonas Brothers? I mean, it's going to be hard to tell. It's going to be hard to tell. It's going to be hard to top. Or Enrique and Glenn, I mean, Ricky Martin.

Brie and Clint. It's a real like, trip down memory lane. It is. It also is a dead giveaway as to how old you are. Yeah, for sure.

Which is why I'm glad that my first concert is a very obscure boy band from Australia called Human Nature. What a show. What a day. That's why I'm equally as glad

that mine is the very topical, very relevant band Limp Bizkit. That's still cool, right? Yeah, Fred Durst, for sure. They're still relevant. There haven't been any bad documentaries, have they? We're asking you, what was your first concert?

Rochelle's called up. Hi, Rochelle. Hi, Rochelle. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Now, I want to ask first, do you like who your first concert was? Definitely, yeah. You think it's a real good one? It's up there?

Hopefully I take the cake for this one, yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. All right, Rochelle, what was the first concert you ever went to? Chris Brown and Rihanna. Oh! I've never seen Rihanna in concert. Would love to, though.

How was it, Rochelle? It was amazing. It was in 2008. So, it was a while ago. I was 14. My first ever concert. It was amazing. They were still dating.

The romance was still alive. Things hadn't gone bad yet. Yeah, definitely. That gig will never happen again. No. It will never happen again. It will never happen again. It will never happen again. Yeah, okay. You're will never happen again. No. It will never happen again.

It's only once in a lifetime. Yeah, okay. You're definitely in the lead there, Rochelle. A lot of people on the text machine talking about a Tina Turner concert

that was in Palmy North back in the 90s. The real Tina Turner. Yeah, apparently so. We had a Tina Turner impersonator who played at every event

in Rudderua. I mean, love that. She was great too. Yeah, I'll take what I can get of Tina Turner. Let's go to every event in Rotorua. I mean, love that. She was great, too. Yeah, I'll take what I can get of Tina Turner. Let's go to Chris. Hi, Chris. Hi, Chris. How's it going?

Good, thanks, Chris. Who was your first concert mate? Cobra Starship. Cobra Starship. Another gig that will never happen again for different reasons. Wait, what's the reason? Well, I assume they're not a band anymore. Oh, maybe not.

They could be. But we'll always have the memories, right, Chris? Chris would know. Are you still a big Cobra Starship fan? Oh, yeah, they're still on the playlist. Yeah, okay, good. Nice, Chris. Someone texted and said,

Silverchair was my first concert at Burning in the Light, Lancaster Park, Christchurch. I was 14 and threw my bra at Daniel Johns. Wow. That band and stadium don't exist anymore. Yeah. Yeah, true.

Yeah. I gave, whoever texted that through will love this story. When I lived on the Central Coast, which is near Newcastle, where Silverchair are from, and I was at this party and this girl asked me for a lift home and she was a stranger, but she's like, I just live down the road. And I gave her a lift home and we were talking and she's like, oh, my brother this, my brother that. It was Daniel Johns' sister. Because she was talking about how her brother bought her a house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, who's your brother? There's two degrees of separation

to a silver chair for you. Wild. Emma's here. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. We're taking a stroll down memory lane. How retro is yours? What was the first concert you went to? Good old True Bliss. Oh! Such an

iconic band. True. Joe Cotton. So good. Yeah. The Gals. Was it awesome, Emma? I think, I must have been like 10 or 11 years old.

Yeah. Back when they formed one or formed two. Yeah. Was it Founders Theatre in Hamilton? Yeah. And they'd just been on TV for two months, so you felt like you knew the band. Perfect.

Oh, absolutely. They're my people. We should bring them back for a reunion tour, I reckon. They still play, True Bliss. Yeah. You can go to a True Bliss concert. Let's do a whole New Zealand world tour. I mean, country.

Whole New Zealand world tour. Whole New Zealand world tour. Finally, Audrey, what was your first ever concert? Hey, guys, it was Bass Hunter. Yeah! Audrey? How old were you? Like 16, 17?

You were cool, Audrey. I was in year 13 at college. Yeah. And did you send it? Yeah, it was definitely a big raise. I was at the Bass Hunter show. It's a real weird show. He just jumps around the stage a lot in a white summer.

Yeah, he did. Look. So great. You'd think he's going to do some DJing. He doesn't. He just sort of jumps around. Jumps up and down the whole time. Best $63 I ever spent.

Bree and Clint. The government announced yesterday they're changing the vaping laws. But they're not making it illegal like they did in Australia. You know what I feel like keeps happening is the government keeps changing all the laws and then they just find ways around

it. Yeah, totally. Like that keeps happening. But it's an entire industry now. Every dairy in the country has carved their dairy in half so it's half dairy, half vape shop. They've already invested in it. It's a nightmare situation, the vaping thing. It is. Let alone the fact that every kid is addicted to it.

Big problem. Every person who goes out is sucking on a USB stick. Now, anyway, these are the laws that are coming out. From August, disposable vapes will be required to have removable or replaceable batteries. For the environment?

I don't know. How does that stop anyone from vaping? You just have to be able to take the batteries out of it. I actually think that's an environmental thing.

Is it? Yeah, because you think about the disposable vapes, they cost like 10, 20 bucks and they all have a battery in them. And then where do you think those batteries go? To landfill. It just goes into the bin.

Okay. New shops selling vapes will not be allowed to be opened within 300 metres of schools or marae. Yeah. You have to walk 350 metres to get your vape, not 300. But also the ones that are already there are allowed to stay open. Oh, really? I don't know if you've driven down any street in New Zealand recently.

It's just vape stores. Everywhere. Everything is a vape store. Everything has a vape store. Yeah, the Indian restaurant in my house, also a vape store. Also a vape store. Yeah. My local GP, also a vape store.

Yeah. They're going to get stricter on the flavour names that you're allowed to have. So you can't name the flavour of your vape cotton candy or strawberry jelly donut. Because that entices kids to get them. Yeah. But you can still sell those flavours. You're just not allowed to call it jam donut. What do you call it then?

Red flavour. You have to call it berry. Oh, I mean, that's not that big of a difference. And then he goes to you, which berry one do you want? You go, the one that tastes like jam donuts, please. And they go, oh, yeah, sweet. We'll get it for you. Yeah.

And the vapes need to have a child safety mechanism on them. What's that mean? Like, you know how on a lighter they've got that bit that you have to flick across before you can flick down on the thing? Yeah. Because kids will never figure that out. They'll never figure out how to. Can I just say, these are the most weak bloody laws ever. Like, come on.

And I don't, yeah. Like, I don't want to be. Either ban them or don't. I'm not saying they should ban them. I'm not saying they shouldn't. But go one way or the other. Look, I don't want to be, I'm not a party pooper. But, like, obviously it's a big problem for children.

Didn't they also increase the age you have to be over 21? I haven't seen that. No? No. They may have. I haven't seen that. I definitely heard that or maybe that's in Australia, but I swear it was here.

But you already have to be 18 and all the 15-year-olds have got them. They'll find a way to bloody get them. They'll ask their older brother or sister. Yep. Well from August this year, everybody just be aware, okay, it is going to be mildly harder to get your hands on a baby. Yeah, literally

mildly harder. Bree and Clint. It's time for the latest from iHeartRadio. This is the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Breaking Fast and Furious news. Dwayne The Rock Johnson has confirmed that his character, Luke Hobbs, will return for the next Fast and Furious film, Fast 10 Part 2. Yeah, nice.

That sounds like a joke name for the film. It's not. That's what it's actually called. Fast 10 Part 2. Yeah, nice. That sounds like a joke name for the film. It's not. That's what it's actually called. Fast 10 .5. Well, we don't know if it's.5 because it could be, there could be heaps of them to come. Yeah, well, the next one could be 10.75. Here's a message from The Rock himself.

So I am 100% confirming to you guys around the world that yes, it is true. Hobbs is back. Hobbs is back in the Fast and Furious franchise. And, man, I got to tell you, it has been so incredibly personally gratifying and satisfying and humbling and exciting to see your reactions around the world. Okay, man, calm down.

He's kind of front-footed the Vin Diesel feud because you know how everyone's like, oh, that's why he's not in it anymore. They didn't like each other. They don't like each other. And when he broke off and did the Hobbs and Shaw spin-off with Jason Statham, Vin Diesel talked shit about it in the media.

He was like, yeah, look at the numbers. The movie's doing sucks. It's because I'm not in it. It's because it's not a real Fast and the Furious film. Shots fired. The Rock, Dwayne The Rock Johnson has put in his caption last summer, Vin Diesel and I put the past behind us.

We're going to lead with brotherhood and resolve and always take care of the franchise, characters and fans that we love. Those acknowledged, yeah, there was beef, but they're going to put it to bed for the fans slash a lot of money. A lot, a lot of money. A lot of money. Because the most important thing is money. Have you seen the new Fast and Furious?

I have. Jason Momoa is so good. is money. Have you seen the new Fast and Furious? You're a fan. Have you seen the new Fast and Furious? I have. Jason Momoa is so good. Yeah. He's my favourite part about the new film. He's a fantastic villain. And The Rock has a small cameo. The Rock?

I don't remember seeing The Rock. I don't believe he's in. Oh, okay. No, he's not in that one. Yeah, I haven't seen it yet. But I think they're leading up to that he's in the second part. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

Okay, got it. Well, there you go. There's your Fast and Furious news. Bree and Clint. You can stop looking. The world's longest dog tongue has been found. I'm gutted. They got it.

Gutted. That was the one world record I was going to go for with my dogs. Oh, with your dogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Zoe the dog is a Labrador slash German Shepherd mix. Cute. Do either of those dogs have particularly long tongues? German Shepherds have long tongues.

Do they? And so do Labradors. Yeah, well, imagine how long a German Shepherd Labrador crosses. It's a super tongue hybrid mix. She's from Louisiana and she's officially claimed the record for the longest tongue on a living dog. Okay. What? Well, if you've got a dead dog with a long tongue, like if the dog died.

What's in the freezer? If the dog died but the tongue kept growing, doesn't count. Not allowed to enter that dog. I'm glad we clarified that. Dog is disqualified and dead. Bury that dog. Are you ready for this, for the length of the dog's tongue? Okay.

Yes, I'm ready. The length of the world's longest dog tongue is 12.7 centimetres. That doesn't sound that long. It's about the length of a can of Coke. That sounds pretty short. Doesn't it? I feel like maybe no one else entered the category. No, it's because of the way you measure the tongue. So the measurement... Is it wide? No. It's because of the way you measure the tongue. So, the measurement... Is it wide? No. Have we been measuring things wrong the whole time? There'll be heaps of people listening. A lot of men going,

yes! Finally! Don't measure them. No. Anyway, the measurement is from the tip of the dog's snout to the end of the tongue. Theyout to the end of the tongue. They're measuring the part of the tongue that hangs out of the mouth. So it's only the part of the tongue that is outside the mouth that counts.

What do you mean boring? That's not the tongue. It's got all that tongue back up in the mouth still. So when it opens its mouth, it's still got heaps of tongue. It's just the overhang is the bit that counts. Yeah, see, I want to know the whole. I want to know the whole tongue. Oh, but that goes back for ages. Your tongue goes all the way down your throat.

I'll show you the dog's tongue. It's a bloody long tongue. That's... I mean, yeah, but like, not hard to measure that part that's in the mouth. You know, when you're measuring, do you measure from halfway? Of course you don't. No, I push the whole back as far as I can go.

If anything, you push it further in. Let me measure the amount of tongue that's outside my mouth. Because we've attempted this before and we deep throated the ruler. So, not much. About four centimetres. Yeah, bang on four centimetres. What have you got? Oh, five. four centimetres. What have you got? Oh, five.

Oh, yeah. You've got five centimetres. Yep. Trixie Lixie. Yep. Look out. Well done. You've got the longest tongue in the show.

Yes. About time I won something. Zoe's owners said that her enormous, this is their words, not mine, her enormous appendage does not stop her from partaking in any of her favourite activities. God, she'd be able to drink so much water. Hey. Would she or would it be too floppy to get any of the water? Did you know that dogs actually scoop the water?

You know when they're drinking water, they actually scoop the water with the back of their tongue and they lift it up? Are they scooping under? Under. I did noting under? Under. No, I did not know that at all. Yeah, if you've ever watched a dog drinking water in slow motion, you can see it. They're like scooping it under.

I've never seen a less efficient way of consuming water than a dog. Have you ever seen a horse drink water? No. A horse literally just sticks its whole mouth and nose in the water and just goes... Really? Yeah. I've never seen it.

It's quite cute. I've led the horse to water, but I couldn't make it. Drink. We want to know, and look, we've done this before, and this topic requires a bit of maturity from people, but we trust you guys. We know you guys are grown-ups. Yeah.

We know you can handle a topic like this, a big girthy topic like this. We've got very mature listeners. Grown-ups listen to the Bre and Clint show. That's why we want to ask you, much like this, a big girthy topic like this. We've got very mature listeners. Grown-ups listen to the Brea Clint Show. That's why we want to ask you, much like Zoe, do you have a massive something? Yeah, what is your massive

something? Like, what would yours be? Probably my feet, but they're not that massive. They're just big. They're not like... They're not record-breaking. They're not above average. No. Oh, they're about average. They're 12. They're above average, but they're not record-breaking. They're not above average. No. Oh, they're about average. They're 12. They're above average, but they're not record-breaking. But when you tell me I've got a size 12 foot, I go, oh, yeah. Okay, hard to impress.

But do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? What have you got? I think. Have you got a massive anything? Oh, titties. You wouldn't know from looking at them, but I'm telling you. No, if I...

Such a dumb joke. Straight after I said we're mature enough to handle a topic like this, you come straight out with titties. I ruined it. Yeah, you ruined it. I reckon it'd be the length of my second toe. Oh, you reckon that's pretty massive? It's pretty big.

Is it longer than your big toe? Yeah. Oh, gross. Like way longer. Do you have overhang when you wear jandals? Yeah. Well, you know what people say it looks like? What?

It looks like ET's finger. Oh, 800-DARLS-IT-M, or you can text it into 9696. What's your massive thing? And we actually will take boobies if you've got massive boobies. Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear about that. Like, what's a... Massive hands, massive feet, massively tall.

Bree and Clint. 12.7 centimetres outside the mouth. That's how much hangs outside past the snoot. Yeah. Past the little dog's snoot. You could do a lot of things. Okay, all right. No, what?

I'm not to time it. No, the tone you used implied something, dear. No, it didn't. I'm looking for people. I'm trying to encourage mature conversation here, okay, because it's a topic that could easily be dragged down into the mire, could easily be bogged down in innuendo, okay? No.

It's just a very clean question. It is. Have you got a massive something? Do you want to see my second toe? Yeah. I'll take my shoe off as we're talking to people. All right, you whip out your second toe, and we'll go first to Teresa. Hi, Teresa.

Hi, Teresa. Hi, little Bree. How are you? Good, thanks. You got a massive something, Teresa? I've got a massive tongue. I can actually touch the top of my nose with my tongue

can you talented woman I never had any complaints yes I'm sure you have not have you like accentuated it? Did you ever get it pierced or anything like that, your massive tongue?

No, I haven't. Yeah. Nice, Teresa. Do you whip it out at parties? Depends what party. Depends what party. You're naughty, Teresa, and I'm here for it. No, I'm not.

Say less, Teresa. All right, thank you. You got this toe? Do you want to show me this toe? Oh, yeah, you want to see the here for it. No, not you. Say less, Teresa. All right, thank you. You got this toe? You want to show me this toe? Oh, yeah, you want to see the toe? He's got a massive toe. This is a live reveal. Can I just say, though?

I know you guys can't see this, but I'll react for you. Can I just say, though? Yeah, yeah. Because I walked that 50 kilometres, it's got a bit of a blister on it. Can you close the laptop for me so I can see past the laptop? Okay. Big toe, big reveal. It's kind of bent, so I need to, like, stretch it out with my hands.

It's the one next to the big toe, right? Okay, here we go. Show me your massive toe. Oh, whoa. It's a whole knuckle longer than your other toe. It's big, eh? Look at it. But the nail on that toe ends before your big toe begins.

It's big. Yeah, it's big. I told you. Okay, you're massive. You're a massive toe. Thanks. E.T.'s finger was a very good description. Jordan, you packing something massive?

Yes, I am. What have you got, Jordan? It's not going to be as impressive as Therese's. Well, also, I have a very, very long tongue. Okay. How big are we talking? Have you measured it? Last time I measured, it was in high school.

I had a teacher who was just flabbergasted, and it was almost eight centimetres. Eight centimetres outside the mouth? Yeah. We just measured ours. Bree's had the longest, and it was only five centimetres. Yeah, so yours is like, yeah, big. Okay. Full on.

Thank you, Jordan. We appreciate that. Someone texted through and said, I have massive boobs, size double H. So wait, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H. Yeah, damn. But then along the way you've got- Doubles. Doubles.

Double D, double E, double F. How come you don't get a double C? How come the doubles start at Ds? I don't know. Because you get a double A, don't you? But isn't the double A... Oh, no, I'm not going to talk about boobies. I'm not sure.

Someone said I've got a massive ego. Yeah, cool. And penis, but mostly ego. What about this? Something of mine that is massive is my hair. My hair is about 80 centimetres long down to my bum. That is massive. I've got massive ears like Dumbo.

Someone else said, I have a massive something. It's been getting bigger and bigger since I was about 20. Ten years later, I have a massive five head. Oh, the five head. Is that because maybe the hairline's going back further? Maybe. Some people just pack a big forehead on them. Yeah.

You know? My son is 15 and he is six foot tall with size 14 shoes. Wow. Yeah, he's going to be a big boy, that's for sure. I've got a massive eggplant in the back garden. I love this. I love this text. I got in trouble as a kid for bragging about my dad's massive debt.

Such a good text. Bragging about it? It's so good. Oh, we lost Renee. Oh, we were jibber-jebbering too much. Claudia, what was Renee's one? I think you read out her text, yeah. Oh, what was it?

She had the 16-year-old that was six foot. Ah. Yeah. Yeah, stole her thunder. 16. He's got a few more years to grow yet, eh? Six months here, I've got a massive mortgage. Ah. Yeah. Yeah, I stole their thunder. 16. He's got a few more years to grow yet, eh? Six months here, I've got a massive mortgage. Yep. I have

a massive mouth. I'm constantly putting my foot in it. Bree and Clint. Next, we're going to play What's the Plot? Calls it in now. I know we're not. Mate, it's Wednesday. Google

downtime. You're getting ahead of yourself. Why. Mate, it's Wednesday. Google downtime. You're getting ahead of yourself. Why do I think it's What's the Plot? I've been reading my... Claudia's having a heart attack because she writes the questions for What's the Plot. I'm sorry, I apologise. Don't do that to me. I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry. We have not prepared for What's the Plot. Surprise game. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Now people are calling to play What's the Plot?

No, don't. You don't? Don't call now, but you can text through to win 50 KFC chicken dollars. The name of the person you think is going to win Google Down, that's either Clint, producer Claude, or producer Ella. It might not be Claudia today. She's still in shock. I'm out of my groove, man. Yeah. I think it Clint, Producer Claude, or Producer Ella. It might not be Claudia today. She's still in shock. I'm growing off my groove, man.

Yeah. I think it's tactics, Claude. I'm trying to rattle your cage. Well, it hasn't worked. Yeah, nice, Claude. Stand strong. If you said this, if you correctly back the winner, you can win 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Yes, I did. Yeah. And the texts are rolling on in. Do you guys want to know who's getting the most texts? Yeah. I can confirm. Is it Ella? I'm just loading.

Oh, jeez. Text machine's going down. It is Claudia. Bree and Clint. It's time to play Google Downs. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya? It's time for Bree and Clint's It's time to play Google Downs. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Downs. Punk.

Here we go. If you've texted a name to 9696, you could be picking up 50 KFC chicken dollars. Either Clint, producer Claude, or producer Ella is where we find out who is the fastest Googler of the team. I will remind you of the rules. So I've put these exact questions into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer,

the first answer that comes up for these questions. If you yell it out first, you receive a point. First to three wins the game. Got it. I'm ready. Ella's wearing sunglasses because she's lost her prescription glasses. Could that hinder? She's like one of those poker players at a poker tournament.

She doesn't want us to see what her eyes are really doing. Maybe it'll be your superpower. We'll soon find out. Question number one. Here we go. What year did Ford release the Ranger? 1982. 1983. 1981.

1981. So everyone has said something different. Yeah, what? Clint said 82. Ella said 81. Come on. Claude said 83. The answer that came up when I put that question in was 83.

Yes! Producer Claude takes out the first point. Nice work. Next one, next one. Question number two. Moving on, moving on. How many members are there in the band BTS in 2023? Five.

Six. One, two, three, four. Ella, take your time because they're both wrong. Four. Ella's wrong as well. Seven, seven. No. I have to accept your first answer.

Sorry. There is seven. Oh, yeah, there is. Ella, they handed you that point. I thought one left for the army, so I made that answer up. Yeah, I thought one got conscripted. Yeah. All right.

Question number three. No points there. Still one to Claude. Who is the only person ever to win Survivor twice? King Tory. Sandra Dines Twine, yeah. Claudia is all over it today. It is Sandra Dines Twine.

Did you say King George? Yeah, I said King Tony. King Tony. King Tony. I got King Tony and Queen Sandra. Oh. There you go. Okay Tony. Cool. I got King Tony and Queen Sandra. Oh. There you go. Okay, next please.

They're the only two-time winners in the show's history it says. God, spoilers. Alright, here we go. Two to Claude. Ella and Clint, you need this one to stop Claudia. Question number four. How many days are dogs pregnant for? Fifty, sixty, seventy. Sixty-three. How many days are dogs pregnant for? 56 to 70.

Claudia has done a clean sweep here this afternoon and she's taken it out. It says about 63 when I put up that answer. Yeah, it does. Claudia, that was a good round from you. That was so frustrating because I feel like all my answers were technically correct, but they just weren't the first answer that came up in Google when you searched it. I do state the rules of the game.

I know the rules. Okay, I'm not here to challenge the rules. I'm just saying I am frustrated. I love the rules. Which means, Mclare, you backed producer Claude. Hiya. G'day. You've picked up 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Nice work work my friend Oh I appreciate that, thank you very much No worries, enjoy There it is, Google down for another week Stupid Claudia Mic drop Just one week guys One week I would like to win

I want the endorphins Just start with getting one question right first And then you build on it There's a lady that's gone viral For posting a TikTok video of how full her bed is each night. Oh, saucy minks. Right?

Her name's Brie. Oh, well, yes. But it's not you. Her name's Brie Boyette. Okay. And she posted all about her bed set up. Each night in her bed, when she goes to sleep, she finds her husband, her three children under the age of five.

Okay. Four Labradors. Four Labradors. A Yorkshire Terrier. Oh, my lanta. And two cats. And two cats. She'd want to have a California king.

She has a custom bed. Oh, I was going to say, because there's no way they're all fitting in there. So in the bed, first of all, there's 12 creatures, people and otherwise. That's 24 sets of arms and 24 sets of legs. That's if you assume cats and dogs have arms and legs. They do. They've got legs. It's 48 limbs.

Jeez. That's a better way of looking at it. That is a busy bed. Yeah. Very busy. Their bed is custom made. So that they can have everyone sleeping there? Yeah, yeah.

I could not think of anything worse, if I'm honest. Like if one person wakes up to go to the toilet. Is it not nice? Is it not awesome? Nah. Really? Nah, not for me. Like even I love my two dogs and we have our dogs on the bed, you know,

where we're watching TV at night. But then when it's time to go to sleep, the dogs go to their beds and we all get a good night's sleep. What are you running, a queen? Yeah, just a queen bed. So the dimensions of a queen bed. I'd love a bigger bed though. Five feet by six feet.

That's the size of a queen bed. Yep. The custom made bed that Bree is running, the Bree in the story, the 12 in the bed lady. The little one said. 10 feet by 10 feet. Okay. So it's almost double the size of a queen.

That's not that big. It's not that big. It's not that big. You've got two adults, three children, four Labradors and two cats. Oh, and a Yorkshire Terrier. I feel like four Labradors need their own queen-sized pet. Yeah, and a partridge in a pear tree. Honestly, my dogs, my dog Whitney, if she sleeps on the bed,

if you so much as just even like skim her during the night, she will go apeshit. She'll be like, ah! It wakes everyone up. Can you imagine? You've got three kids in there, four dogs. The Labrador starts having a bad dream. The Labrador does that thing where it starts running in its sleep.

What if someone wets the bed? Oh, jeez, what a nightmare. If you were a bed wetter, this is the bed to sleep in, though. You blame it on someone else. You blame it on the Yorkshire Terrier. Yeah. Blame it on anyone. Blame it on anyone but yourself.

There's 11 other culprits. How do they get sheets? Custom. Oh, they'd be expensive. She probably makes them herself. So do they, here's a question too. I wonder if they have beds in the other rooms. Or if they even have other rooms.

Is there any need for other rooms? Is it because they're living in a one-bedroom apartment and they're like, let's just throw everyone in this room? Yeah, it's not. I've had a look. They live in like a country house. Would you like that? No, that would be my worst nightmare.

I would hate that. Just like, what happens? I'll sleep on the couch. Don't worry, I'll take the couch. At what age do the kids go and sleep in their own bed? Yeah, well, they're under five. Maybe five. Imagine when you're 24 and you're like, all right, mum,

I'll meet you in bed. Is your boyfriend staying over tonight? Yeah, he's staying. He's already asleep in the bed. With the horse. Yeah. Time for Birthday Banger. Here we go, Birthday Banger time.

This is where you can give us a call, tell us your birthday, and we'll tell you the number one song on your 16th. We're going to do your birthday banger today, Renee. Kia ora. Hello, Renee. Kia ora. Kia ora. How's your day been, Renee?

It's been awesome, thanks. Oh, good to hear. I like that vibe. Renee, what's your birthday? It's the 3rd of April, 1971. All right. That means, Renee, you were 16 in 1987, and on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one.

We can build this thing together. Oh, Renee, nothing's going to stop us now. It's the run. It's the song from the ASB Bank commercials. So uplifting, Renee. Okay. You into it? Is that a good birthday banger for you?

I feel like maybe it's not. Can you spin it again? Sorry, Renee. You'll have to go back and be born on a different day, unfortunately. Bless you, Renee. That's awesome. Okay, cool. Thank you for playing.

Stay there with us. You could be the winner. We'll go to Will. Hi, Will. G'day, Will. Hey, guys. What have you been up to today, Will? Working hard. All right. What do you been up to today, Will? Working hard.

Oh, right. What do you do for work? I'm a painter. Oh, mate. You guys do work hard, especially roof, like when you have to paint the roof. Yeah, up above your head. Have you ever painted a roof? Have you got those stilt things, Will, where you walk around on the stilts to paint the

high parts of the... Not the stilts. I'm quite loud, lanky, you anyway. Yeah, right. Oh, nice. So you're the perfect painter. Excellent. Yes, the one. Will, give us your date of...

Will's like, I'm an art painter? You idiots. Will, give us your date of birth, man. April the 30th, 2002. All right, that means, Will, you were 16 in 2018. And on your birthday, when you were 16, this was number one.

That's a real one in your reflection, without a follow, without a mention. Yes. Piping up. I like this Drake song. What do you think, Will? It's not quite my music, but that's all right. What was more up your alley, Will? A bit of country music in there.

Oh, Will, I think you should stick around because we need to see what the last one is. Jaleesa's here. Kia ora, Jaleesa. Hi, Jaleesa. Kia ora. How are you, Jaleesa? What have you been up to today? I've just finished work for the day.

I got the kids in the car, pulled over. Oh, lovely. First time getting through Birthday Banger. Oh, you've done it. No, no, first time through. I've been trying for, like, ages. Oh, lovely. First time through, birthday banger. Oh, you've done it. No, no, first time through. I've been trying for like ages. Oh, cool. Well, welcome, Jaleesa.

We're glad you finally got through. Here we go, the big moment. What's your birthday? The 10th of February, 1989. All right, Jaleesa, that means you were 16 in 2005 and you've waited long enough. Here's your birthday banger. Because it's all in myanger. I love this song.

This would have been a country music song. Yeah. Exactly. Will will be fizzing for this. The original country R&B crossover. You get Tim McGraw and Nelly over and over. Do you love it? No doubt a banger. Yeah? No doubt a banger.

No doubt a banger. Absolute stone cold banger. Can we talk to Will? Let's see if Will's into it. Hey Will, you into a bit of Tim McGraw, Will? Yeah, it's the one. That's a good result, eh? That's the song. That's my vote. That's my vote. Yeah. Will,

you get your wish. Jaleesa, you've won birthday banger. Everyone wins. Oh, no way. Thanks, everybody. Well, I mean, everyone except Renee who got starship. Yeah, but Renee was happy. She had a good time.

Brie and Clint, you're on Zidim. Brie and Clint. Zed and Brian Clint That's the winner of Birthday Banger From Nelly and Tim McGraw Off the Suit and Sweat double album From 2005 And if you don't know who Tim McGraw is, well, where have you been? Massive country music star, married to Faith Hill, was the dad on the movie The Blind Side with Sandra Bullock.

Was he the dad in 1883 as well? Haven't seen it. The Yellowstone prequel? Haven't seen it. The Yellowstone prequel? I haven't seen it. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he's the dad on that. He does a bit of acting. He's a very good actor.

Yeah. He's a very good actor. Yeah. If you've never listened to any Tim McGraw, you should go listen to his first hit. It's one of my all-time favourite songs ever. Have you ever heard it? No.

The Girl? No. I think it's called The Girl. Yeah. One of the most beautifully written songs ever. It's called Don't Take the Girl. Yeah, nice. Go listen to it.

And if you've never listened to Nelly's back catalogue, can I recommend starting with Country Grammar and then listening to like Air Force Ones. Ending with Tail Feather. Yeah, yeah. Because I mean, Tail Feather is just. What's your favourite Nelly movie? Oh, I'd have to say.

Was he in The Longest Yard? Yes, he was. There you go. He was in The Longest Yard. And he was really good in it too. Yeah, it was great. Hey, I want to talk about the phenomenon of like

where you are friends with a couple, like people who are in a relationship. Oh, and they ask you to come over. No, not that at all. The opposite. They break up. Oh, no.

And you're forced to straddle the friendship. Because they asked you to come over. No. Gail, shut up. You're forced to just be there in the middle in this friendship canyon where they don't talk to each other anymore but you were friends with both of them and normally you would have them both over for things but how does that relationship dynamic work now can you remain friends with both people

in a breakup depends on a few things i think yeah number one depends what the details are and how they broke up. Absolutely. Like if someone's done something real bad, like real, you know, low life stuff, then you take the side of the other person. Yeah. Because. The other person needs some time out. Yeah.

Right? That person's. Doesn't mean they can't come back to your friendship circle eventually. Yeah, but not right now. You need to be loyal to the person that's had the dirty done on them. I was reading something today from a clinical psychologist. Her name is Karen Nimmo and she has published some thoughts on this very topic on how you can stay friends with both people

or if you even can. It also depends on like what if you were friends with, let's say, one of them for like 10 years and then when they started dating and they've dated for five years, you become good friends with both of them, but you've already got that pre-existing relationship. She talks about that exact thing. There's a bunch of pointers. One of them is do not cling on to history.

She said it can be tempting to align yourself with the person that you've known for the longest, but separations call for a reconfiguration of friendships because life is not the same as it was before they were in a relationship. Everything is different. It says be supportive but don't enable bad behaviour even from your original friend. Yeah, of course.

That's what I mean. It goes for both. Even if that is your original friend but they've done the wrong thing, then no thanks. It's really m mean. It goes for both. Even if that is your original friend, but they've done the wrong thing, then no thanks. It's really mucky. Here's some real fast pointers. She said, you personally, even though you weren't in the relationship, you might need a cool down period from the friendships.

She said, don't rush to pick a side. You need to step back for a while while things are really heated and let them sort that shit out and then find out where you fit in this new. Dynamic. Yeah. It's weird to think that you're part of the relationship, but you are, kind of. You are.

You have a relationship. And sometimes there's fights. Like there's fights over who gets your friendship. You know? She said that open dialogue can be helpful. Like if you're planning to have like a barbecue or a dinner where you would normally invite both of them, you should just talk to them

because one of them might not want to come or might not be able to come. That's awkward, man. There doesn't need to be an awkward situation where you invite one but not the other. Like if you say to them, oh, I'm going to do this thing, and I was thinking about inviting you and David. What if one goes, yeah, I care, and the other goes, no, I don't care?

No, but you're hoping more for, oh, I can't come anyway. I've got to work, though. Well, what if they both can come and, you know, and they're like, well, I care if David's there. So she said in that situation, do not try and figure it out. Leave it up to them. They figure it out. You say, okay, I'm having this barbecue.

You're both invited. Figure it out. Decide who is coming to the thing. So you put the problem back onto them. Not my problem. Your guy's problem. Yeah. You broke up. Yeah you put the problem back onto them. Not my problem. Your guy's problem. Yeah. You broke up.

Yeah, yeah. You sorted out. She also said you should have, you should be honest about the fact that you are still seeing both of them. Oh my God, this is so weird to talk about. But don't pretend that you're not talking to the other one because when they find out,

they'll be really hurt. Oh, absolutely. That's grey area. He's meant to be dead to us. Why are you hanging out with him? Yeah, that makes it real hard if you're not honest. Big problem. Yeah.

We thought we could ask you the question this afternoon. Which friend did you choose in the breakup? The one that... Which side did you take? The one that had the house with the pool. Yeah, the one who got to keep the house. No, and I'm thinking it might be a bit unorthodox. Like it might be your best friend forever,

but you ended up picking their partner in the breakup to stay friends with. Because they were bad. They did something bad. Yeah. So you like ditched your best friend for the partner that you've known for how many years? Maybe you're closer with your brother's ex-partner than you are with your brother now.

Scandalo. Who did you choose in the breakup and why? Bree and Clint. An online survey has been done by Ag Research and the Lincoln University and they've found some interesting statistics around Kiwis and how many Kiwis are still eating meat. Ah. Sorry.

That was a real – Some sad cows in the background. That was a real sad cow. I don't want to hear this. It's making me go vegetarian. Yeah, literally. Carry on. This is a conversation that is definitely gaining momentum,

I think, as the years go on. Yeah. In our team, we've got meat eaters, we've got vegetarians, and we've got vegans. Yeah. We've got a mix. I honestly feel like this was gaining momentum about five years ago where the ball really started rolling.

And I think lockdown changed it i think whatever you were doing as far as eating consciously when we got thrown into the house for two years you went screw it i'm gonna eat whatever makes me happy exactly right i totally agree people are like i'm dealing with enough already i just want to eat something that gives me a bit of serotonin. Exactly right. Yeah. Yeah, I want to cook a steak or whatever it is that, yeah. Yeah, I agree with you. These results, I believe, are from December in 2021. So they surveyed over 1,000 New Zealanders. Yeah. And they found out that 9 out of 10 New Zealanders, that's 93%,

still eat meat. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah. So 1 in 10 is plant-based. Fully plant-based? No, I don't believe so. They did say that almost half of the population has reduced their consumption in response to health concerns and financial factors.

That's a big thing that's come into it is cost of living because meat is not cheap. But neither are veggies. Do you think it's cheaper to be vegetarian? I feel like it's more expensive, if I'm honest, because I've dabbled in a bit of both and a few different things. I found to be vegetarian or vegan quite – Vegan especially, right?

Vegan especially, very expensive. Because vegans are whole market. They're like, oh, this is a thing. We can rack the price up on this. You want some nut cheese? That'll be $40. Exactly. I mean, how many nuts do you think goes into this nut cheese?

Not cheap. A lot of nuts in this nut cheese. You know, whatever they want to say. We need to never say nut cheese again, by the way. It's not the worst cheese though, is it? I thought we could break down because this is the part I found interesting. Yeah. It's because they asked what type of meat Kiwis are eating.

Oh, yeah. So let's play a bit of a game. Okay. Do you have any game show music? Of course. What do you think is the most popular meat that New Zealanders are eating? What are our categories? Chicken, beef, pork, lamb.

Processed meat. Fish. Fish. Venison. Venison. I reckon the number one meat for New Zealanders What do you think is the most popular? Would be chicken That's correct Chicken is the most consumed meat by New Zealanders

Accounting for 33% Saying that they eat chicken every week There used to be lamb in the 1960s Do you want me to go through the others? Yeah So coming in second was beef. Yeah. 22% of people said beef.

Fish at 13% and in at number three. Pork, lamb, processed meats, and then plant-based meat products and venison down the bottom. Bringing up the rare. Yeah. Yeah. Bringing up the rare or the rare either or. Yeah. Let's cross to our vegan representative in this show, producer Ella.

Hi, Ella. Do you eat nut cheese? No. Fish isn't meat, is it? Yes. It is? Well, it's an animal. Chicken's not meat, though, is it?

Oh, my gosh. I'm getting triggered by this. Leave her alone. You're poking the bear. If you had to pick the meat that you miss the most... Oh, don't say an animal. We'll say poking the... Tofu. P poking the beer. If you had to pick the meat that you miss the most. Don't say an animal. Say poking the tofu. Poking the tofu.

What is the most expensive product you think as a vegan? Is it iron supplements? Maybe. I don't know. They are expensive. That's not a joke. Eden. Is it nut cheese?

Cashew milk. No. That's not a joke. Are you done? Is it nut cheese? Are you done? Cashew milk. No. No, and I would say if you're a vegan and you constantly buy like the vegan patty. Is it Birkenstocks? Shut up! Try to answer your question. I know, but we don't really. Oh, I care.

I care. I care. All good. I asked the question. I don't care anymore either. I'm leaving. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. Fine. Whatever. All good. I ask the question. I don't care anymore either. I'm leaving. I'm so mad. I'm so mad.

Oh, she's an angry. You've turned her into an angry vegan. Oh, no. This is what happens. It's the same as like, it's the same as Goku on Dragon Ball Z. When you make him angry, he turns into Super Saiyan. I'm sorry. Don't tip the red paint on me.

I'm sorry. Please. Oh, look at her. Her hair's glowing yellow and everything. Same as... It's fine. We joke. We love you.

You're doing a good thing for the planet. You are. Thanks. Now, what's for dinner? Brian Clint. Here's a labyrinth and Billie Eilish. It is hot in here. Woo!

Brian Clint. Clint, I need to inform you about something that happened before the show today Okay It's very embarrassing For? Me, producer Claudia and producer Ella Right Hello ladies

Have you guys recovered yet? Because I have not Honestly, one of the most embarrassing things that's ever happened to me It was like the perfect storm of awkwardness. It couldn't have went worse. I saw you guys giggling and cringing like schoolgirls out there but I did not know what it was about. Let me set the scene for you.

Here in the station we've got the studio which you and I sit in and then there's a glass window that looks into the airlock where the producers sit. It's a special booth. Special booth and that airlock has a door that goes out into a common area, so the iHeart Radio Lounge, where there's an event that's currently on out there.

So there's heaps of people high up in the company that are all out there, right? So there's one door between us and there, and then the other door goes out into the office. Yeah. Right? Mm- office. Yep. Right? Jesus. So normally would you say those two doors of the airlock always closed?

They're meant to be closed for soundproofing reasons. Always closed. Yep. Always closed. So about ten minutes before the show, me, producer Ella, producer Claude was sitting in the airlock and I think, I believe it was Claudia's. Oh, no, don't do that. I think it was her idea.

It was definitely your idea. To play a very immature game in the airlock in which you yell out a word that starts with P. Were you guys playing penis? So the best place to play a game of penis is in a soundproof room. And the idea was you were sitting in the studio, so we wanted to see how loud it would be. Yeah.

And you did not hear us, correct? No, I did not hear you at all. That's lucky. So what we didn't realise when we were screaming at the top of our lungs is that that event in the iHeart Lounge, where it's very quiet in there. I'm pretty sure everyone in there is a senior leader in the company. All the highest people. And it's so quiet because they're having speeches in there.

And we were doing this in the background. Penis! Penis! So loud. But wait, the story gets worse because not only was that happening, the door that is always closed, the other door that goes out into the office where everyone is sitting, always closed, right? No, we didn't realise that door was completely open. Ever, ever, ever is it open ever why today it could

not get worse oh my god it would not get worse yeah i'm surprised because the hr people are out there at that big meeting and i would have thought that in 2023 if a room full of women in the workplace was screaming penis you would storm the room and go, where? Where? Don't worry, I'm here. Don't worry, I'll save you guys. Don't worry, show me the penis. Look, I'm not going to lie. They came in and joined in in the game.

It was pretty fun. Bree and Clint. Who wants to play a new game? I want to play a new game. Kick off the game show music. Came across this article on the Herald today, which I think it was titled, 10 celebs that have cheated on their partners. Ah, yes.

Yeah. Which some I know, some I don't. And I thought we could make it into a game. Producers, you want to play? Absolutely. Who's the most iconic celebrity cheater of all time? Is it Brad Pitt? Wait, did he cheat?

Yes, on Jennifer Aniston. Did he? Oh, with Angelina Jolie. Yes. What are you talking about? Yes, that's true. Well, it can't be him. If he didn't even come to mind for you, then it can't be him.

He's not on the list. Yeah. He's not on the list. You know who is on the list? Yeah. It's Kirsten Stewart. You know who is on the list? Yeah. It's Kirsten Stewart. Yeah, from Twilight.

From Twilight. Who did she cheat on? Oh, is this how the game works? This is how the game works. Who did she cheat on that made her get on the list? No, I've got my hand up. I've both said... Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson.

Right, yeah, Robert Pattinson. He said Edward Cullen, not a real person. Robert Pattinson. It was Robert Pattinson. Right, yeah, Robert Pattinson. He said Edward Cullen, not a real person. Robert Pattinson. It was Robert Pattinson. And it's saucy too because she cheated on him with her director of Snow White and the Huntsman. Yeah, in a car.

Was it in a car? Yeah, they got busted. They got paparazzi'd in a car. Saucy. Okay. This one's a very easy one. Who did Jude Law cheat with? Clint. Yes, Clint. The nanny.

It was the nanny. Cheated on Sienna Miller. What a cliche. What an idiot. He cheated on Sienna Miller. Yeah. He was with Sienna Miller? One of the hottest women in the world.

He was married to her. What? Yeah. Terrible. He was married to her. What? Yeah. Terrible. That was everywhere. This was also everywhere, but in the 90s, so it might be a bit harder. Hugh Grant. Who did he cheat on?

Clint. Clint. Clint. Elizabeth Hurley. It was Elizabeth Hurley. Shane Warne's ex-girlfriend. But who did he cheat with? Let them have it.

This story was everywhere. No idea. Clint. Yes. A lady of the night in a car. Yes, in a car. In a car. There was photos taken.

They got arrested. They got arrested, went to jail, yes. Him and her, they've got mug shots. Public indecency. Solicitation. You can't pay for that. Did you guys know that Kris Jenner cheated on Robert Kardashian? No.

Yeah. There's huge rumours that she cheated with OJ. Yeah, well, there is, but not this rumour. This rumour is that she cheated, allegedly, with pro footballer Todd Waterman. Yeah. And I'm pretty sure she confirms it in her book. Yeah, okay. I do believe.

Well, that's why the rumour is that she cheated with pro footballer OJ Simpson as well. Right. Could have been. And the rumour, rumour is that Khloe Kardashian is actually OJ's daughter. Yes. Yeah. No. Yeah.

Yeah. They've talked about it on the show. They've talked about getting DNA tests and Khloe's like, I don't want a DNA test. Get a DNA test. Yeah, but I mean, why? So you can know if you're OJ Simpson's daughter or not. Do you want to know? No.

Probably not. What about Meg Ryan? Who did she cheat on and who with? So two famous actors. I don't know. I didn't know Meg Ryan had cheated on anybody. Meg Ryan allegedly had cheated on her boyfriend, Dennis Quaid, with Kiwi Russell Crowe.

Did she? Russ from Down Under. Turns out. Turns out. And the last one that I will mention, probably the most famous, is on the list, King Charles cheated on Diana with Camilla. Do you mean Queen Consort Camilla?

Yes. The ultimate side chick ascension. God, you know like if the royals are cheating, it's not setting a good example, is it? He's literally the King of England. Yeah.

To be honest, they don't have the best reputation though, that family. He's not setting a good example, is it? He's literally the king of England. Yeah. Yeah. To be honest, they don't have the best reputation, though, that family. Don't look to them for your moral compass. Brie and Clint. That is the end of the show. Brie, are you going to do it? What? Are you going to do it?

What am I doing? Are you going to do it? What? Tonight, are you going to? A bit of Love Island. Episode one tonight, TVNZ+. I'm worried because... Are you going to commit to a new season of Love Island UK? I'm worried because I don't really have a heap of TV I'm watching at the moment.

Yeah. So I might fall into the Love Island trap. Yeah, that's how they get you. And I reckon that's why it's in the middle... But I can stop at any time, though. You know, I can stop. Yeah. It's fine.

Totally. Yeah. It's fine. Totally. Yeah. Should I Google how many episodes in a season of Love Island? I think it's like, I remember watching one season and it was like 70 something episodes or something ridiculous. How many episodes in a season of Love Island? Because they live edit. That's how they do it.

Yeah. They were able to get out episodes that quick. Eight weeks and it's six episodes a week. So eight times six. About 50 episodes. Okay. Yeah, it's a lot. It's two full days of your life.

Yeah, I mean, it's a lot of time. Because they're an hour each. Remember when I told you the story, the first season I filmed of Celebrity Treasure Island, we filmed in Fiji and we were staying at this resort and the crew from Love Island America was staying there at the same time as well. Oh, yeah.

And they were filming somewhere, obviously close, but their whole crew was there. I got to talking to the host of Love Island USA and I said to her because I was interested to know how many crew they have, which is obviously the people that it takes to make that show. Yeah. So to give you perspective, Celebrity Treasure Island,

we have a crew of about 50 people. Yeah. 40 to 50 people. Plus the cast. Plus the cast. Yeah. Love Island USA had a crew of 200 plus. Whoa.

And it's because of. And yet I've still never seen an episode of Love Island US. Yeah. I know. But hey, it's because they're making so much television so quickly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And I'm probably going to watch it. I've fallen into the trap. I'm probably going to watch it as I've fallen into the trap. I'm probably going to watch it as well. Fall it in. Target out. Oh, well, episode one tonight, TVNZ+. There it is. Have a great night, everybody, and we'll catch you back for the Thursday edition of the

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