ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th March 2024

Episode Date: March 7, 2024

True tests of friendship.  Have you been to cruise ship jail?  CAN I GET A HOYEAH Meryl Streep's DNA test.  And do we finally have a What's The Plot winner?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on Thursday. Happy Thursday, y'all. Are you in your cowboy era now? Yeah, Beyonce's in hers, why can't I be in mine? I know you can, but you're going to have to start liking that Morgan Wallen song. Pass.

That's where you draw the line. Just because I'm in my country era doesn't mean I have to like all country. Isn't it? You know, it's like saying to gay people that they like all of the same gender. I thought you were going to say that they all like Kylie Minogue. Oh, well, that's true. Yeah, that's where I'm getting it from. No, that is true.

Today on the show, there's $22,000 up for grabs at 4 o'clock with 5 on time. That's a lot of money. And we realise, like, we're trying to give you tips. We're saying, with what we've figured out, you have to go half a second earlier. We think that will account for the phone and the radio. If you try and stop us at 4.5, that's our latest thinking anyway. Well, we want to see, like, I reckon whoever gets on air, we ask them to do it and we see what happens.

If you want to play tradie versus lady first, though, the score's a level at 17 all. We need two people, a tradie and a lady, to call through now on 0800DIALZM. In the meantime, y'all, here's Morgan Wallen. Oh, what are the odds? Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady.

It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we go, the Tradies and the Ladies. We like to put them head-to- afternoon on our show and we keep score. So far, the scores are 17 wins apiece. We've drawn level. Let's go to our lady first in Auckland. She's 34 years old and her daughters

have convinced her that it's time to play. She's here under duress. Welcome to the show, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi. What are your daughters' names? Hazel and Willow. Hiel, hi Willow Thanks for forcing your mum to play against her will Yeah we appreciate it

You're taking on our tradies today from Christchurch They are 22 and they can parallel park in front of a crowd Welcome to the show Max G'day Max Hey how's it going? That is quite the skill Have you ever hit the kerb? Oh no I don't think I have, actually. Wow.

That's hot. No performance anxiety for Max. Max, your buzzer is tradie. Amy, yours is lady. The first one of you two to give us three correct answers will walk away with $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What was the name

of the movie where Tom Hanks became stranded on a deserted island? Yes, Amy. Castaway. It is, of course, Castaway. Wilson. Wilson. I'm sorry, Wilson.

I, without fail, cry in that scene every time. And it's a bloody volleyball. Anyway, one to the ladies. Question number two. Which traditionally R&B artist is entering their country era with a song called... Lady. Yes, Amy.

Beyonce. It is Beyonce. Didn't even have to finish the question. The song's called Texas Hold'em. Two to the ladies, none to the tradies. You need this one, Max, to stay in it. Question number three. What type of alcohol would you traditionally find in a margarita?

Ladies. Amy for the win. Tequila. Tequila's correct. Gosh, she's quick. Jeez, what a down trail. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Your daughters were right, Amy. Yeah, it was your time to shine.

Congratulations. Thank you. And Max, don't worry. You can still parallel park in front of a crowd, so you're all good, man. It's better than 50 bucks. Yeah, it's better. You're a winner on the day. Yeah, you're the real winner on the day, except that you didn't win. But yeah, you're the winner. He's a winner every day.

Yeah. Hell yeah. Brian Clint. It's Thursday afternoon, Clinton Paul Roberts, which means it's time for this. Hello. Can I get a hoia? Can I get a hoia?

If you've missed the first two episodes of Can I Get A, don't worry. We will get you up to date. A new game we have launched at the start of this year. I don't even know if I'd call it a game. It's so simple. It's a challenge. It's a challenge where you and I take turns calling a random business

and the only words we're allowed to say are, can I get a... And obviously the reply you're looking for is, hire! We've had limited success. You've had a good go. You've had one win. My first go, I feel like it gave us, you know, too much confidence, but it went a little like this. Can've had a good go. You've had one win. My first go, I feel like it gave us, you know,

too much confidence, but it went a little like this. Can I get a... Three! Yeah! Ellie! You bloody legend! Which was good.

It was all worth it. That was good, that one. It was good, and then you put in a call. The poor man at North Beach Surf and Skate did not know what I was talking about. I don't think he had any idea. It's back to you.

And seeing as you're doing it, you get to choose where we're calling. Where are we calling? We're going to call because I feel like they need to be maybe in the right demographic. So I'm going to throw it out there and call Hype DC Shoe Store. So that's what I went for with North Beach. Cool spot. Yeah. Hopefully we can get a North Beach. Cool spot. Yeah. Hopefully

we can get a hiya. Alright, Claudia's going to connect the call now and then it's over to you. You can only say, can I get a... Hi, this is Ponsonby speaking with Jacob. Can I get a... Hiya.

Yes! I got him! G'day, mate. It's Brie and Clint from ZM. How are you? I'm good. How are you doing? You bloody legend, mate.

You've just given me a point in the game we like to play. Can I get a hiya? Yeah, well done. That's all we need from you. Oh, cheers. Yeah. We don't actually need any shoes. I mean, you've got great shoes, but we get a high out? Yeah, well done. That's all we need from you. Oh, cheers. Yeah. We don't actually need any shoes. I mean, you've got great shoes, but we don't need them.

Great, fantastic shoes. I'm going to come in and buy a pair after that. You've earned it. Oh, thanks so much. I appreciate it. Appreciate your time. See you later. Cheers.

And that's how it's done. How weirded out would you be if someone did that to you? First that happens, and then you find out you're on the radio as well. I know. What a weird day. 2-0. 2-0 to me. 2-0.

We'll do it all again next week. I heard Fletchford and Hayley talking about this girl on TikTok this morning that this girl believes she's figured out what shows a true friendship. Right. It's a simple test. Someone to help you bury a body. Well, that would be up on the list. That would be up on the list.

But no, it's something way more simple than that. Her name's Cora Sherrill, and this is what she believes shows true friendship. A true friendship isn't knowing who you would call when shit hits the fan when you're in crisis. It's who you would not be embarrassed tagging in a giveaway post. I have plenty of friends, but only a few that I would dare tag in a giveaway. That's true friendship.

She's right. It's so true. She's so spot on. It's so true. And as someone who has entered multiple competitions this week alone, it's so true. I've got a core group where we actually made a pact together. We have an understanding that they're allowed to tag me in anything if I'm allowed to tag them in anything.

I just tag my wife. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, my partner's in that group. Yeah, exactly. But what if you need to tag more than one? Oh, I'm not entering that. Oh, you're not entering those?

No, when they're like, tag three friends, share this to your story, follow these five accounts. I'm like, no, Oh, you're not entering those? No, when they're like, tag three friends, share this to your story, follow these five accounts. I'm like, no, get rekt. Too much. I'll buy my own pair of Nike Dunks. Thank you very much. I thought we could go through a few other tests that we believe show true friendship.

I'll kick it off, and it's something I've been banging on about recently because I did move house last weekend. I mean, I didn't want to talk about it, guys. I haven't really mentioned it. This afternoon. This afternoon, yeah. This is the first time I've mentioned it this afternoon.

But I reckon a true sign of friendship is someone that will never, ever ask you to help move house. Yeah, 100%. Someone who does not ask you, wouldn't even think of asking you because they know how horrible that job is. Or ask you to do the thing that you do for a job for them for free. That's another true sign of friendship. Yep.

Yep. Isn't it? Yep, absolutely. I'm getting married soon. You're a caterer. We'd love you to cater our wedding as our wedding gift. I think a true friend is the first person that comes up when you hit share on a reel or a TikTok or a meme, whatever it is.

It's always the first three people. They're your top. Those are your true friends. Yep. Because you're sharing them quite often the worst stuff, like the jokes you would never laugh about in public. Just everything and anything. But the stuff below the line where you're like,

me and you get this, eh? I feel safe sending it to you. Producers, do you guys have anything that shows true friendship? I reckon a true friend is someone who will wait to the end of the meal to tell you that you have food on your face instead of doing it throughout. Because I'm just going to get more food on my face. So just wait till the end. I see what you're saying.

What about people that actually tell you when you've got something in your teeth? Yes. That's a true friend. I saw a friend at Electric Avenue who I wouldn't have seen for probably five years and it was a chance encounter. Like it was, we just bumped into each other and she went, oh my God, it's so good to see you. And I went, oh my God, it's so good to see you.

In the same breath, I said to her, you've got lipstick on your tooth that's a true friend yeah is that what should i have let the conversation settle a little bit and just no you have to do it early straight away if you talk for five minutes they'd be like how long is it he was looking at the lippy on my toe yeah you tell him straight away okay good to know yeah what about you ella um someone who gives you absolute no shame for how much salt you put on your food. I'm going to put lots on. Are you an over salter? Yeah, I don't want to be shamed for it. You vegans are really struggling to get flavour into those

meals, eh? You're just like You're an over salter. You can do that because you're 23 but that will go away. The last thing that I wrote down is a true friend to me is someone, you know when you trip over, a friend will ask if you're okay.

A true friend will laugh at you straight away. Or these days film you. Or film you. Get their phone out straight away. Like a true friend is laughing their butt off at you. I reckon. Yeah, I think you're right. If your friends are not doing those things for you Then it may be time for some new friends

We've talked before about how Neither you or I have hobbies Nah Oh no I'm a gamer now Oh yeah you got gaming It's kind of like my hobby Is that a hobby? Yeah that's a hobby

It's a hobby Yeah And I got that home gym Yep Two of the coolest dudes you've ever met up here. We're just hobbyists. That's what we do. Anyway, it can be hard to find something you're interested in when you're an adult.

When you're a kid, my God, the amount of extracurricular activities you can do as a kid, you could fill your week. Yeah, it's not frowned upon to try heaps of new things as a kid. No, and think that's encouraged. Like if I wanted to pick up, say, the saxophone right now, like it'd be strange. Yeah, people wouldn't want to hear you practice. No. It wouldn't be cute.

I wouldn't come to your recitals. No way. It's weird. Which is why I thought we need to encourage the person today on the Brianne Clint team who said that they are looking to get back into theatre sports. Hey. You want to get back into theatre sports, Ella?

Well, Clint and I on the team have previously done it. Hey, hey, I didn't give you permission to drag me into this. It's cool. Can I just say, I did theatre sports for like seven years, but I don't tell people about it. I actually also did theatre sports, but I haven't mentioned it. We keep it on the down low. Ella, you want to be an adult.

You want to be in an adult theatre sports club. Is that right? This was not what I... We're not shaming you. We're not shaming you. We just got to get it out there. Because once we do that, we can use the airwaves to see if these clubs exist around the country. I did it in high school and

it was silly and there were moments where it was cringe and I wasn't funny but I miss the silliness of it and you'd have a day and then you'd get to play Space Jump, okay? Think Space Jump where your characters and then all of a sudden

the director says, okay, now you guys are on the moon. Now you guys are underwater. Or the game, Thank God You're Here, where you come through the door and they have to guess what character you are. Can we play this? Could we make a radio version of one of these theatre sport games? It would go hard.

Would it? Yeah. Are you still friends... Oh, here's an idea. Are you still friends with anyone you used to do theatre sports with? I think one of my friends did it. Regan? Maybe I'm lying.

You can message them and see if they're still doing it. I'm going to ask Clint to do it with me. I said we could sign up for the Comedy Fest, me and him. I think you have to be funny to go on the Comedy Fest. Yeah, that's a great place to start. Maybe you could... Also, I don't think they just take anybody. I don't think they take people who want to give it a go

in the Comedy Festival. Are you listening to yourself? Yeah. I'm Ella. I could ask a few people. Gen Z-o. Gen Z. I could ask. Gen Z. So entitled-O. Gen Z. I could ask.

Gen Z. So entitled. I'm Bree's friend. I'm sorry, but we haven't had any messages yet to the text machine if people say they are part of an adult theatre sports group. That's okay. We can either form our own, or another hobby I could do is piano lessons.

So if anyone in Auckland could teach me some piano. That's a good idea, I think. Yeah, but one thing at a time, okay? You know what I would like to get? You clearly weren't into theatre sports because you've gone off it in the space of three minutes. Haven't you met Ella? That's literally her whole personality. She'll get really excited about something for five minutes and then move on to something else.

We've asked people to text in whether Ella can join a theatre sports company. All we have is one text that says, lame. Another one. Another one. I do improv. I'm 28. You know what? You should get back.

You know what I do want to get back into? And you can do this with me if you want. I used to play in a social dodgeball team. I hate that game. That game gives me flashbacks. Dodgeball is awesome. It's trauma. If anyone out there,

now that we're using the radio for this, if anyone out there plays in a social dodgeball team, can you let us know? No. Because then some of us would like to play. I feel like those two people are on opposite sides of the spectrum, the theatre sports people and the social dodgeball people. Yeah.

They're completely different people. Oh, have you been to a social dodgeball tournament? There's an adult theatre sports company in Hokitika called The Savage Club. Shout out to The Savage Club. There you go. You just got to commute to the west coast of the South Island. I don't like driving. It might be

a bit of a commute. Yeah. Well, I'll Google. We'll work on it. Leave it with us. Cool. Thanks, guys. And any dodgeball teams, get in touch. Thanks. It's time for the latest. Poor old Terry Irwin, Steve Irwin's wife, widow. Steve Irwin's widow. Why?

What's wrong? Well, I find it sad that she has never found love again. As far as we know. As far as we know. But she has said before that she has had her true love. It was Steve. And I just think that that's,

and it was taken from her. I find that sad. Anyway, there's always been rumours that her and Kiwi actor Russell Crowe had a bit of a thing going on. Could you see that happening? Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like I could see it happening too. And I feel like they'd probably be a good couple. Yeah. Anyway, on the Kyle and Jackie O show in Australia, they asked her, straight up, Bob Irwin, Robert was there as well, her son, and this is what Terry Irwin had to say about the Russell Crowe rumours.

Was there any truth to the rumour that your mother and Russell Crowe were having a s***ful relationship? Russell Crowe and I are together. I keep reading it, Mormon's Day, and I keep reading it, and I think, well, there's smoke, there's got to be some sort of fire. Mum has been linked to something like 30 people. Oh, my God.

She's a ganger. This is unbelievable. She's a lovely woman. It's ridiculous. Every single day. I mean, it was King Charles. It was Russell. That's your mother?

Oh, my God. Your mother's out there. My mum's just there. Sorry. Hi, Terry. Good morning. Good morning. Have we been linked? I can't remember. I think my mum's just there. Sorry. Hi, Terry. Good morning. Good morning. Have we been linked?

I can't remember. I think we might have been linked. Have we? I think we might have, but you've been linked to every person, but yours, you're,

who are you having s*** with, Terry? I have a lot of quiet evenings with a nice, big, juicy pizza. Oh, God, I didn't know

where that was going. Far out. She's married to the animals. I think that's what't know where that was going. Far out. She's married to the animals, I think is what we got from that. Yeah. If it did happen, they're not going

to talk about it. Russell Crowe wouldn't, especially Russell Crowe wouldn't have been seen to, you know, be stepping on Steve Irwin's toes. I feel like,

I feel like Steve would want that for Terry, though. Me too. You know, like he was the type of bloke where he would want her to be happy.

He didn't seem like the jealous type. I met them both at Auckland Zoo when I was a kid. So cool. Yeah, I got a photo with both of them. That's awesome. I never got to meet Steve Irwin. He was exactly like he was on TV. In fact, he only had split seconds for the photo because he was running off to see another animal at the zoo. Sounds about right. And he was

wearing khaki. Of course he was. Really? Yeah. Bree and Clint. I saw this article today that was about a video this woman did where she went to cruise ship jail. That's not real jail. Nah,

it's not real jail, but it kind of is. It's interim jail. Interim jail? Yeah. Jail before jail. Interim. How do you, how, how? But what's the interim? Like, they're not going to be in that jail forever. They'll be in that jail till they get to the land where they put them in a real jail.

Oh yeah, oh I see what you're saying. And then from that jail they might go to prison. Because it's important to remember there's a difference between jail and prison. Jail is where they hold you to find out if you're going to court and then going to real jail, a prison. Or they're releasing you. Or they release you, yeah.

Her name's Teresa Rowley. She's from Texas. She likes to go on cruises. She's been on four cruises with her 67-year-old mother, Cindy. Not going to like them anymore. Well, not this one. What'd she do? Her and her mum go on cruises together.

But this cruise is the first time that she's ended up in cruise ship jail have a listen to this my mom and i every night he's playing post up on these stools throw 20s make requests have drinks it was a grand time until the third night when a little tiny woman scuttles her way in she talked the entire time bro the performer he says i'm gonna do one more song before i take a break i'll do whitney houston's i will always love you he gets to the key change he makes a big show of stopping everyone a hush falls over the crowd except for her i said woo everyone's listening no one's talking she hears me say that she whips her head around she gets quiet and all of a sudden i hear this tiny poly pocket behind me go this bitch is being so rude really mean she's talking

about us talking about us my mom she goes just ignore her, Teresa. Okay, it's a really long story. She got in a fight with a woman on a cruise ship. And so they threw her in cruise ship jail. Sounds like the woman deserved it. It was a five day cruise. Like, who talks? Who talks in that silence in I Will Always Love You? If you're talking during that, you

deserve to go to jail. It was a five day cruise and she was in cruise ship jail for three days. Oh, that sucks. It wouldn't be a big jail either. Nah. My issue with it, apart from the bit where you're in jail, is there's no windows. So, sometimes

if you're just a bit drunk and disorderly, they'll just confine you to your room and lock your room and you've still got your bed and your TV and room service and things like this. This is a cell down in the, it's like the brig in a ship. This is terrifying to me because imagine if it, if it's Titanic's and it goes down, you're locked in the jail. Yeah.

Good point. Who goes to let the prisoners out of the cruise ship jail? I'd be terrified. I feel like people need to know about cruise ship jail. I feel like it will make people behave better if there's a threat of being thrown in an Atlantic prison. Depends if they've got the drinks package or not.

That's also true. That's also true. I thought this afternoon like this lady who got in a fight with another woman on a cruise ship and ended up in cruise ship jail. I would have loved to have been there for that fight. Can we ask people listening if you've been to jail, not prison, jail. Jail.

Jail. Did you get arrested and spend the night in the cells? You get put up in lockup. Did you get put in a cruise ship jail? Did you get put in an airport jail? My friend got put in a stadium jail once. We were at Stadium Australia

to watch the Bledisloe Cup and he was too steamed. And there's an area where they take people who are too intoxicated. Streakers? Nah, just clearly too drunk and they took them to this bit and they do lock you in this

room because the police have to go and do other parts of the stadium. But they locked him in there for a few hours and then they let him out. Did they have a game playing? Good question. Because I'd be pretty upset. It would calm me down if I was steamed but they had the game on. Yeah, you'd be like, well

it's not a complete disaster. I still get to watch the bledders though. Yeah, exactly. He went to stadium jail. I went to normal jail for one night for doing no wheeze outside a bar when I was in my 20s. Naughty, naughty. I know, I know.

Isn't this the time where you thought it was a wee and it turned into number twos and that's why you went to jail? No, absolutely not. That's not a story that happened. I feel like that's what the story was that you told me. No, I just admitted that I went to jail for doing wees outside a bar and then you try and turn it into me defecating. That's not what happened.

You definitely would go to jail for that. Yeah, jail. Maybe not prison, but you would go to jail. I feel like, I don't know if you go to jail for just weeing in public. No, you do. The story doesn't check out. Something you're leaving out. Well, you do in Red Roar, outside the pig and whistle.

Well, don't wee in public. Don't wee in public. Unless you really need to. 0800 dials at M or text us on 9696. Provided it wasn't for anything like... Real bad. Real bad. Yeah.

We want to know why'd you go to jail. And how long did you go to jail for? Not prison. Not prison. Not prison. Jail. Jail. Oh, we'll take a few prison calls. Why not?

If you're calling from the prison, that's quite interesting. If you've got some white-collar prison stuff, we'll take that too. If you're using your one phone call today on us, we will take it. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Why not? Bree and Clint. You can also text on 9696 and we can also keep you anonymous. Bree and Clint.

We want to know this afternoon, why did you go to jail? Are you still there? Are you calling us from jail? Not prison, we're talking jail. The one where they just detain you for a night or two. You get a phone call from jail though, eh? You get a phone call from jail? Yeah. You've got to tell your partner

that you're not going to be home. Who would you call? Would you call? Who though, eh? You get a phone call from jail? Yeah. You've got to tell your partner that you're not going to be home. Who would you call? Would you call? Who would you call? Ghostbusters. No. I call my partner for sure. And tell her to do what?

Put my portion of the dinner in the fridge because I'm not going to be home to eat it. And organise a lawyer? And probably organise a lawyer. Who would you call? It's such a great question because I could call my partner. Or do you call your best mate and be like,

here's all the things I need you to do. I need you to get all this stuff organised before you tell my partner that I'm in jail. My partner is my best mate. Damn it! Oh, she's not listening. Me too. She wouldn't want me to call.

She'd be like, sort your shit out. See you when you get home. Go home. She'd be like, it's two in the morning. I'm not dealing with this. I'll talk to you tomorrow. So we asked, what did you go to jail for? Someone texted and said,

my boyfriend got locked up for one night with his best friend after smoking the devil's lettuce. He called his brother who had just started dating a girl to go and pick him up. That was the night his family met her and now they're married. Imagine, she met the whole family

during that ordeal. Someone else texted and they said, we were on a cruise ship with a friend, because we were talking about this lady who went to cruise ship jail for getting in a fight on the cruise ship. We were on a cruise ship with a friend of ours and he was drunk one night after being in the cruise ship nightclub

and he wandered into the ladies' toilets by mistake. He didn't get sent to jail, but he did get his card put on hold for three days so that he couldn't buy any more alcohol. That's fair. He must have been absolutely slossered. but he did get his card put on hold for three days so that he couldn't buy any more alcohol. That's fair. He must have been absolutely slossered. Must have been.

Sean's caught up on 0800 dials at him. Hi, Sean. Hi, Sean. Hey, how's it going? We're good. Why did you go to jail? I got arrested on a night out in town and spent the night in cells because they thought I was someone else. No.

Mistaken identity. Yeah, it was actually my friend. No. Mistaken identity. Yeah. It was actually my friend. He went out to town on a Friday night and got in a fight in the club. Yeah. And I went out on a Saturday night and the cop just came up and arrested me and he was like, Tyrone, we told you not to come back tonight. And I was like, my name's not Tyrone.

They threw me in the cells anyway. Do you look like Tyrone? No, we're just short, both short and mouldy. Why did, okay, did you show them your driver's licence, which said Sean, not Tyrone? No, I tried to for ages, but they just threw me in the cells. I was in there for about an hour until the cop that actually arrested him came and they processed me as Tyrone, and then eventually they, like, looked through all my stuff

and realised that I wasn't him. Did you use your one call to call Ty as Tyrone, and then eventually they, like, looked through all my stuff and realised that I wasn't him. Did you use your one call to call Tyrone and say, hey, Tyrone, get down here? No, I called my dad and he told them to keep me there for the night. What? Sean, oh, your dad. Did he actually? Yeah, it's a classic, classic dad move.

What happened to Tyrone and all of us? Nothing. He found out and he thought it was funny. Did he buy you a case of beer after that for taking the fall for him? I hope so. He better off. It was a few years ago. I might hit him up about it now.

Absolutely, I'd hit him up. Yeah, yeah. Well, Sean, I hope you're enjoying your freedom, okay? I am, I am. What town was this in, by the way? It was Tauranga. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, Sean, I hope you're enjoying your freedom, okay? I am, I am. What town was this in, by the way? It was Tauranga. Tauranga. What are the cells in Tauranga like?

They're terrible. Yeah. Just a big white box. Yeah. Oh, that sounds horrible. Poor Sean. I thought Sean was going to say that the cops asked him for his ID and he was using Tyrone's as a fake ID.

And they're like, we actually got a warrant out for Tyrone. And they were like, we knew it was you, Tyrone. Bloody Tyrone. Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,

that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? A movie guessing game where things are really starting to heat up. The price has jackpotted to $350 cash money this afternoon. It's a good amount. For two correct answers. That's what wins it for you. Two correct answers. Wait. Oh wins it for you. Two correct answers.

Wait. I was way last week. I feel like I haven't played this game in ages. Yeah, we had a week off last week. This week, Anna will get a chance at taking you down. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi.

What would you say your favourite genre of movies is, Anna? Oh, I like a psychological thriller. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay. Can you give us an example of what that would be? Like the movie Seven. Seven, yeah, the Brad Pitt one.

Yeah, yeah. Or like Shutter Island. That's the one I was thinking of, yeah. That's not the theme of today's movies. Lucky for me. You're lucky for you, but I don't know how much. Yeah. Okay. That's not the theme of today's movies. Okay. Lucky for me. You're lucky for you, but I don't know how much more lucky.

I have said that the theme doesn't suit Brie this week. However, I'm going to try and level it a little bit. I told Claudia to do Brie's favourite movies for a theme this week. The biggest movie out currently is June 2, which is a sci-fi movie. So today, we are doing sci-fi movies. I don't mind sci-fi. But because I know that they're not

your favourite. They're not my favourite. And you probably haven't watched a trilogy of them. We're going to take, like, the we don't have to have the name of the individual episodes. Like, you don't have to have the name of the individual episodes. Like, you don't have to have Star Trek, Return to Nandor, or whatever it's called. Yeah, gotcha, Star Wars, Return of the Jedi.

Star Trek or Star Wars will be fine, okay? You just need to get the general theme. Yeah. Not exactly which movie. How do you go with sci-fi, Anna? Me? I'm okay. I know a couple. Not amazing. Okay. Yeah, you and mefi, Anna? Me? I'm okay. I know a couple.

Not amazing. Okay. Yeah, you and me both, Anna, so I feel like this is a fair fight. Okay, here we go. Let's just get into it. You buzz in as soon as you think you know what the movie is based off the plot line

that I'm reading. Don't wait for me to finish. That's how we're going to play it. You buzz in with your name. Good luck, guys. Here comes the first one. In this massive blockbuster series, two paleontologists and a mathematician. Bree.

Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park's correct. It's given you a bit of confidence, hasn't it? It did a little bit. Okay. Movie series number two. Okay. Aboard the most sophisticated starship ever built.

Bree. Star Wars. Star Wars is incorrect. Go on, Anna, get in there. Anna. Star Wars. Bree? Star Wars? Brie said Star Wars. Say Star Trek.

Star Trek. Star Trek. It was one of the two. It was one of the two. Which means we've arrived at a deadlock. Sci-fi movies. Movie number three.

For the win on a lush alien world... Anna. Anna. I'm just going to take a guess because, I don't know, Planet of the Apes? Planet of the Apes. Incorrect.

Good guess though, Anna, can I say? It was a really good guess. You get a free guess. I get a free guess. Yep. Alien planet. No, I've got nothing yet. I'll keep going.

On a lush alien planet world live beings Anna Avatar That's right Nicely played Anna Well done And $350 goes to a deserving winner Thank you so much

Congratulations mate Thanks for playing What's the Plot with us this afternoon Thanks Pete Very good. Played a good game. I thought you were going to get Avatar. I didn't get a chance. True. She played a good game. She deserved to win.

We'll play again next week. We're back to 50 bucks. You might have seen our next guest on your screens last time winning Celebrity Treasure Island. Oh, spoiler. Oh, come on. Come on. And now he's back with a brand new show. Please welcome to the show, James Musterpack.

Here he is. Back for more. Thanks for having me. Do you, Maddy McClainer, and lead your conversations with, hi, James Musterpack, winner of Celebrity Treasure Island? Of course, of course. Has it become your whole personality? A little bit, you know, but.

That's fair. I can see how that can happen. Well, how many people have won the show? Not many. True. If any. And I'm brown hair now, so I'm not, I'm a gay brown hair winner instead of one of many blonde gay winners.

Did you do that to differentiate yourself? Diversity. That's right. You have a brand new show. It's called James Must Depict His Mum a Man, which is a great name for a TV show. Thank you. And in essence, you are trying to find your mother

a romantic partner. Yes. And myself a dad. All in one. You know, two birds, one stone. This is quite new territory for you, James, because normally, as we've This is quite new territory for you, James, because normally, as we've seen, like with abandonment issues, you're a very successful show,

that normally you're targeting celebrities, you're on, you know, that kind of track of celebrity gossip, whereas this, you've moved sideways into the dating world. What was that like for you not talking about celebrities or will we see a lot of celebrities within this show? Well, there's certainly some cameos for sure, dating celebs. I had Janet on a few dates with celebrities. Janet as your mum?

Yes, sorry, yep. Who was your favourite celebrity that you got your mum to date? Oh, we had Matt Gibb. He was a sweetie. Did your mum date Matt Gibb. He was a sweetie. Did your mum date Matt Gibb? I can see that. I can see that happening. He is every mother's dream.

He's gorgeous. Yeah, she's very fond of him. I heard you set your mum up on a date with David Seymour. Yeah, I've actually. It's a lot of great press about that man at the moment. So I'm really leaning into. Here's a good question. When did you film with David Seymour?

Last year. It was before the election. Right. And we told him that the show was coming out before the election. And that's why he did it. And we encouraged him, you know, it would be good promotion for the campaign. Yeah. Even though we knew it was coming out after.

Has he been in touch since about that? No, but I'm wondering if he will. I'd be quite keen to hear from him. Obviously, he doesn't end up going on to date your mum then. Spoiler. Well. If you haven't heard from him, he's clearly David Seymour is not your new dad. True.

But he doesn't hear from his actual dad, so. That's very relatable, yes. Yeah. But he doesn't hear from his actual dad, so. It's very relatable, yes. So that doesn't mean anything necessarily. Thank you. We can joke about that because we're friends. That would be a great, is he still alive, your real dad? Yes. It would be a great cameo on the season if one of the dates was your real dad.

What a twist. True. That would have been good, but I can't get in touch. Did you have to convince him and Drew Nemia? They're just so hard to reach. Yes, they both blocked me on all social platforms. Does your mum want to be on TV?

Because I know that you do and I know that you have a flair for it but did she take some convincing? Yes, well I kind of just pitched the show without asking her and then when TVNZ were interested, then I thought, okay, better ask her. And she begrudgingly said

yes, but she actually loved it. Your mum's fantastic. I've seen bits and bobs of the show. Your mum is, my favourite part about the show is that it's super funny. Like, it's very, very funny. But you also get to see how lovely of a relationship you have with your mum which i really like and i feel like it's a different side there's

not much but you get to see like little flickers of it of what your relationship is actually like did you did you want to showcase that or do you feel like that's just come out naturally in the show yeah i guess yeah it was mainly a comedy. I didn't really care about actually finding her a man that much. Oh, God. But, you know. Does she end up finding a man? Oh, I couldn't possibly tell you. Yeah, that's a spoiler.

Janet Gibb will be very mad at me. Janet Seymour Gibb. She's trusted you to line her up on all these dates. Would you trust her to pick a date for you? There is an episode where I'm Really? She's finding me a man Yeah

Yes, because many years ago She went to a restaurant and met a gay waiter And became obsessed with me going on a date with him Yeah Because she met the one gay guy underneath her Yeah She's like, this guy would be perfect for James And finally we met on the show Okay Because she met the one gay guy underneath her. Yeah. She's like, this guy would be perfect for James.

And finally, we met on the show. Okay. I can't wait to see that. The show looks so funny, and the whole thing is out today, so you can binge the whole thing in one go if you want to. Yes, it's up now. It's six episodes. It's on TVNZ Plus right now. It's called James Mustapix.

James Mustapix, his mum, a man. That's the one. Just search James in your phone. Just search James M and it will come up. Beautiful. Perfect. Thanks, James. Good to see you.

Thanks, James. Bree and Clint. Last year, my partner and I did something I never thought I would actually be able to do. And we were lucky enough to buy our first home, which we're very excited about. We've done a few little renovations, bits and bobs, and we moved in literally last weekend. Yeah, nice. So moved in, got into the house. The house is very old. Like I'm talking 100 years plus. She's an old gal, but she's got good bones.

Do you reckon that's haunted? Don't say, why would you say that? Because it's over 100 years old. I literally thought that when we moved in. Could it be haunted? I mean, of course it could be. I found it's so old that there was one part of the house where I ripped up the carpet and there was a newspaper

that was on the ground, like under the carpet, and it had pictures of men coming back from World War II. Oh, my God. Like, that's how old this house is. Okay. Anyway. Cool. Yeah.

Like, which is like. Keep that. Absolutely, we kept it. Frame that. That's interesting. Putting it in a frame. Yeah. It's going back into the house.

And there's some really cool features about the house because it's so old. And there's some great parts about the house. Apart from what I found out yesterday, which I actually could not believe and I still don't know if I believe it. So now I'm going to talk to you. I'll talk to everyone listening to see if this is a normal thing because I can't wrap my head around it. Right. So at the new place, the house, my partner said to me, at this house, our hot water system, we're on gas. Yeah.

We're on gas bottles. Bottles. Yeah. It's not plumbed. We're on gas bottles. So are we. Yeah. And I said, okay, interesting.

And then she says to me, she's like, oh, I called the company, you know, because we don't know how much is left in the bottles where we have to get them replaced. So we called the company and talked to them about it and we were like, you know, how can we tell? Because, like, we didn't get told by the previous owner. How much was left. How much was left or even if they knew or like,

what's going on or we're just in disarray. Anyway, apparently, and I'm just getting this relayed through my partner, so I don't know if this is exactly right. Yeah. But apparently, we got told from the gas company because my partner was like, you know, how do we check how much is in the gas bottle because we don't want to run out of hot water.

No. That's the last of hot water. No. That's the last thing we want. Yeah. And apparently the company said that to check how much is left in the bottles, you have to get some warm to hot water. So you fill up a bucket or whatever you fill up. Yeah. And then you have to go outside to the gas bottle.

And you have to do this every week, by the way. Every week you have to check. Right. Every single then you have to do this every week, by the way. Every week you have to check. Right. Every single week you have to do this. Get some hot water, warm water. You go out to the gas bottles and then you run your hand down the gas bottle and you pour the water down the gas bottle for quite a while until all the water's gone.

Yeah. And then you run your hand up and down the gas bottle. And apparently, like I said, this is like secondhand information, it'll either get really cold so you can kind of feel how full. You find where the liquid is sitting because it's very cold. Yeah. So you can feel where it's colder to where it's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you have to do that every single week. Okay. Yes, Claudia. Yes, thank you. Okay, okay, okay. How many gas bottles do you have? There's multiple. There's two gas bottles, right?

I'm not too sure. I haven't even looked yet. I have gas bottles. And when I first got gas bottles, I found it confusing too. You don't have to do that. Then how do you do it? This is what we got told from the company that we're hiring got gas bottles, I found it confusing too. You don't have to do that. Then how do you do it? This is what we got told from the company that we're hiring these gas bottles from. So you have two gas bottles.

I'm not sure. You'll have two gas bottles. But I think we do. I'm going to tell you you have two gas bottles. I think we do. And if you don't, then call the company and ask for an extra gas bottle. Okay. There's a knob and all you do is you use the gas bottle until it runs out.

And then when it runs out, you twist the knob over to the other gas bottle and the house will start using the other gas bottle. And then you get that one replaced. And you get the empty one replaced. Well, why would this woman from the gas company tell us we have to do this bloody arcane way? Well, she was really worried that you were, like, really worried. Because you could just get the bottle replaced tomorrow if you want. But she's worried that you don't want

to waste the little bit of gas that's left in there so she's like oh I'll tell them how to fix it it's your gas or maybe she was saying that

well why would she say you have to do it every week maybe she was just saying that maybe she thinks she's only got one bottle yeah maybe and maybe we only do

have one bottle and if we do maybe we do have to live like that no you'll be fine. Imagine in winter time going out to the gas bottle and be like, what are you doing? I'll just pour water in my gas bottle. You just go on your

app and you order a new gas bottle and if it has run out, just hook the one from your barbecue up. Can you do that? Yeah. I need to call this woman back. When you said to me you're living in a hundred year old house and there's some crazy thing about the hot water cylinder, I thought you were going to tell me.

I legitimately thought you were going to tell me that you have to light a fire underneath it to heat the water. Oh, we're not going that far back. Did you think the same thing, Claudette? That's exactly what I thought. I was like, you have a furnace, you have to boil your own water. You're going to be fine. It's a very normal thing.

When my partner told me this last night, I said, you're telling me in 2024... It's not your fault. It's one of those things that they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to buy a house. They don't teach you... No one's ever taught me about hot water on gas bottles. Yeah, I know.

Hopefully, we've got two bottles. If not, I'm ordering a second one. There's stuff going out there in the middle of winter. They're huge too. Because how long do they last? Well, it depends how many showers you have. This lady from the company said, as soon as you get to 30% or lower, you need a replacement.

Yeah. Right. So that's what we do. Let's take some calls this afternoon. No wonder I've never owned a house. I don't think people should. You won't be the only one. Let's take some calls this afternoon from people

who had to figure things out on the fly. The thing that just didn't make sense to you when you first heard about it. You're like, I have to do what with the what? Yeah. A lot of them will be to do with the house. Some of them will be to do with cars and things like that as well.

Yeah. What was just so super confusing to you? Oh, $s at M. Brie and Clint. We've just been talking about gas bottles. Brie is very worried about the idea of having to get a bucket of cold water to find out how much gas she had each week. Well, it just seems

so, like, old school. I was like, what? You're telling me I have to go after my gas bottle every week with hot water, pour it down the gas bottle, and then feel for where it's colder? I was like, there's got to be an easier way. But until you know, you don't know what you don't know. I've never used it. I've never had to deal with that.

I've never owned my own house before. So we've asked you what's the thing that didn't make sense to you at first. Someone texts in, they said, how to use a car jack. I shit you not. I thought you just put it anywhere under the car. Lol, not the case.

Whole panel ripped off the car as it slipped off the jack. Far out. That's so dangerous, eh? But I get it. Like, if you don't know, this is a teaching moment. There's these little notches underneath there which show where the jack goes under the chassis of the car. It kind of hooks in. Yeah.

But if you didn't know that, you'd just put it under a bit of the car and then start cranking it up. Like why are they teaching us, you know, long division and all this stuff that we'll never use in life? There should be like classes at school which are basic, you know, everyday life lessons like using a car jack, like changing a tyre. And they don't have to be long. They can just be, you can teach a couple a week.

Yeah. Like the person who texts in, I was so confused the first time my steering wheel locked. You know that bit where you turn it too far and it clicks in and then you can't turn your key in the ignition and you can't get the steering wheel to move because you have to pull the steering wheel in one direction and turn the key at the same time.

Yeah, you kind of pull the steering wheel a tiny bit. My partner literally came out the other night, like last week, and was like, your car's broken. And I was like, I don't think so. Someone texted her and said, I moved here from the UK, fell in love with an old property in the country, paid the deposit, and as I was driving away, I read the details. What the hell?

The house has a septic tank and a concrete water tank. I couldn't believe it. Needless to say, we ran out of water during the first summer in that house. Yeah. Moving to tank water would be a big adjustment. Living on tank water is quite stressful. I grew up my entire life on tank water and it was one of the biggest conversations in our household. How much water was left?

How much water? When's it going to rain? Like you're just constantly worrying about it all the time. And what's the motto of everybody who lives in a house on tank water? If it's mellow. If it's yellow. If it's yellow, let it mellow. And if it's brown, flush it down.

And we all, literally, I'm not joking, me, my brother, my sister, my mum and dad, we all used to use the same bath water. Oh yeah, after each other. Yeah. We all did that as kids, didn't we? Not your parents as well. I would always, like,

as I got... Did you ever shower? Was there a shower? Like, there was a shower, but we couldn't use the shower. This is how bad it got sometimes. I know we didn't put all six of us through the same bath water. Yeah, no, we used to. Did you? Yeah, I used to want to go after mum because she'd shave her legs in it. Oh.

So I'd always be like, Chuck, I'm going before mum. Oh, you said after. I mean before. Before, definitely before. Definitely before. You come out with like a five o'clock shadow. I am from an Italian background. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's do it. Birthday bangers to get you home for a Thursday. This is where you can call our show. All you have to give us is your birthday and we do the math, the calculations, figure out what was number one.

The number one song when you turn 16 and then we'll play our favourite one. First person who's going to give it a go is Marcy. Hi, Marcy. Hi, Marcy. Hi. You're playing on behalf, is that right? That's right. Have you done yours before, Marcy?

I have. And what was yours? Kylie Minogue, Can't Get You Out of My Head. What a great birthday banger. And who are you doing today? I'm doing my husband, Colin. Well, let's see if your husband, Colin, can rival yours. What's his birthday?

3rd of February, 1987. Right, that means he was 16 in 2003. And your hubby, Colin's birthday banger is... Oh, that's good. J-Lo, Marcy, that's my birthday banger too. Me and your hubby were born two days apart. Oh, wow. There you go.

Would he like that, Marcy, or no? Yeah, I think he would actually. Yeah you go. Would he like that, Marcy, or no? Yeah, I think he would, actually. Yeah, good. There's this very funny video of J-Lo when she goes back to the block. Yeah. And she's walking past her house that she lived in when she was young. And there's a guy standing on the balcony and she says, I used to live in this house.

And he goes, who are you? She goes, oh, I'm Jennifer Lopez. And he goes, never heard of you. Made her still feel like Jenny from the block. Humbling. Let's go to Hene on 0800DARLS.M. Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi, Bree. How are you going, mate? Good. What have you been up to today? A bit of work? No, just had ROT. Just had what, mate? Good. What have you been up to today? A bit of work? No, just had ROT. Just had what, sorry?

Oh, I think we're losing it. Hinae, are you still there? Hinae? I think she can hear us, but we can't hear her. Hinae, quickly. Oh, no. All right, we've got the details. Let's plug it through. Her birthday was on the 22nd of October 2003,

which means she was 16 in 2019, and this is her birthday banger. Opening for Pink on Saturday and Friday night at Eden Park. Did we get a tone and I as well? I thought it was just Australia. I believe she's come to New Zealand. Awesome. Banger from 2019, Tones and I, Dance Monkey. One more birthday banger for Amy.

Hi, Amy. G'day, Amy. Hey. Whereabouts are you calling from? Tadmachy. Oh, lovely. Well, welcome to the show. What's your birthday, Amy? 28th of March, Amy. Oh, lovely. Well, welcome to the show. What's your birthday, Amy?

28th of October, 98. All right, that means you were 16 in 2014. And, Amy, on your 16th, this was at the top. 6.60 and special. They sold out their new tour in one minute. Yeah. I saw that. They're doing very small venues, intimate shows, sold out in a minute.

Amy, do you like 660? Not the biggest fan. Okay, okay, no worries. The birthday banger chooses you. I'm voting for J-Lo. Me too. Not just because it's my birthday banger, but also because it's Colin's birthday banger chooses you I'm voting for J-Lo Me too Not just because it's my birthday banger But also because it's Colin's birthday banger It's a vibe

And we want to do it for Colin Marcy Can you let Colin know That he's won birthday banger? I will do Thank you so much No worries Bree and Clint

From 2003 Here's J-Lo on ZM Bree and Clint from 2003. Here's J-Lo on ZM. Brie and Clint. ZM, Brie and Clint. It's a birthday banger for Colin. Who was 16 in Feb 2003 and that song was number one. Great song.

That was the number one song. Stood the test of time. Hey, quick mention, we're doing a big gay workout in Auckland, Christchurch and Wellington this month. It's an all-inclusive rainbow community workout. If you want to come and party with us, it's a great event brought to you by Playground Fitness. You can text PRIDE to 9696 to get all of the details.

Come along to the big gay workout. Up next on the show, oh, this has been a long time coming. At the end of last year, if you were listening to our show, I talked about how my rescue dog, Meryl Streep, we obviously didn't know what type of breed she was because she's a rescue. We call her a bitzer. She's a bit of everything. And I came up with this plan at the end of

last year where I was going to pay $149. Sorry, how much? $149. To get a dog DNA test done. Well, behind the scenes, I've had the test done. I've sent it away. It's went off to the labs in America. And the results I have received this morning. What is Bree's dog? She's had the DNA test done and we'll find out together next.

Bree and Clint. I, at the end of last year, decided to spend $149 on getting my dog DNA tested. Remember when we told your dad how much you spent on the DNA test? He was a Queensland farmer. He was mortified. Yeah. It was about $149 from memory. Yeah.

Worth every penny to me. I think it's fun. It's a bit of fun. And I think if you've got $149 lying around. I used to. Yeah. Can I just say I bought this before I purchased my first home? I could definitely not afford it now.

The theory is the same as Ancestry.com, right? You do a little swabby, put it in the thing and send it off. What part of the dog do you swab? I'm glad you asked. You swab their mouth. You swab inside their cheeks. The same exact same. You don't have to send off a stool sample?

No, no, no, no, no, no. Thank God. Although I pick those up on the daily, so it wouldn't be that big of a deal. But anyway, background for you, if you're new here, I adopted my dog, Meryl Streep. I've had her for a year and a half now, so she's just turned two. But because she's an adopted puppy, we don't know what type of breed she is. We don't know where really she came from. We don't really know much about her, so that's why it was extra fun

to get a DNA test done. I've sent it off and it's taken a long time because it goes off to a lab in America somewhere. Yeah, there's a lot of dogs who want to know their ancestry. I know. They want to have their family tree. But anyway, finally, after weeks and weeks of waiting, I received an email this morning which has revealed

what breeds my dog Meryl Streep is made up of. Now, Clint, Claudia and Ella, I'm going to put you guys to the test. I'm going to give you each a guess of what you think is the main breed of Meryl Streep, because you've all met her. And then we will see who knows my dog the best, who is best at guessing dog breeds. Who wants to go first? I'd like to go first. You can go first.

I believe that she's kind, so I think she has some Labrador in her I think she's energetic So she either has some Jack Russell Or some Chihuahua in her But I think the main part of your dog Is Staffy Staffy locking that in I'm locking in Staffy as the main

Building blocks of your dog Clint has locked in Staffy Claudia I've gone kind of left of field. I think because of her cute little jowls. Maybe she's a little bit boxer. I think because she's a bitzer and is a rescue, she's

probably part pitbull. There's probably something in there, but I feel like her main thing... I get pitbull with Staffy, eh? No, different. You get Staffy. I want pitbull. Mr. 305. I reckon her biggest one, Mr. Oh, okay. You get Staffy. I want Pitbull. Okay, yeah. Mr. 305. Oh, my gosh. I reckon her biggest one, Mr. Worldwide,

is maybe like a Rhodesian Ridgeback because she's got those little hairs down her spine. Fancy. What? You really like... I've done the research. Done the research. Okay, last person up, Ella.

I don't know that many breeds for goodness sake. Go with what you feel. Okay, some Jack Russell and a Chihuahua. Like, I don't know. I just said those. You're literally just copying what I said. Did you say Chihuahua? Yeah.

And Jack Russell. I don't know. Dog breeds, all right? Labrador? Ella's like, can we pick? Do you want to lock in Labrador? Yeah. You can have Labrador.

I didn't take Labrador. I'll do Labrador. So to just give you the background as well, when we adopted her, the mum was abandoned and had the puppies at the sanctuary and we got told that they believed the mum was Sharpay Cross. Okay. Oh, fancy.

Right? So we were expecting Sharpay. Is that the rolly dog? Yes. Yeah, okay. So we were expecting Moe Sharpay and then some other stuff. Mm-hmm. In terms of the DNA test done on my dog, Meryl Streep,

the main breed is... Oh, my God. Not the father. Nummy. She's a staffie. Oh, you got it. She's most less. Staffie.

The one person on this show that's never had a dog correctly picked what sort of dog it was. So do you want to hear? Like, she's 46% staffie. Whoa. She's, Claudia, this is where you come in. She's 20% American pit bull. Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah.

She's 12% American bulldog. Oh, I almost wrote that down. She's 10% border Bulldog. Oh, I almost wrote that down. She's 10% Border Collie. Oh. And then there's like a bit, little bits of Rottweiler and Samoyed in there too. Is she a part of Samoyed? Yeah, she's 6% Samoyed. Oh, my God.

Jeez. But mainly Staffy. Jeez, her ancestors have been sleeping around. I know. And there you go. If you want to get your dog DNA tested, it is a bit of fun. There's a bunch of places that do it. So just, I got mine done at petdna.ancestry.com.

You do have to stick a swabby up their bum, so just bear with it. No, you don't. It's in their belly button. Oh. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.