ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th March 2025

Episode Date: March 7, 2025

Does Mumma Di realise she's from a bogan family?  Is your pet named after someone famous?  Bree's applying to be a volunteer!  DRASTIC career changes.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Brian Clint. Cheers to Max, available on Neon. Watch the latest movies and TV series from Max. Oh, my God. It's Friday. Make some noise for the original. Send us Bree and Clint.

Yes, g'day, afternoon, happy Friday. Bree in with you without Clint. The girl's giving me a hand, though. Producers on mics. Stand at point. Hello. There they are. Clint away today. We'll be back next week.

But hey, we'll look after you. Strap in. Relax. And it's kind of fitting because it is International Women's Day this weekend. So we'll do all the work and Clint can go home. He deserves a day off as well. We kick him back today.

Looking after the kids I believe. So good on him. Secret Sound rolls on. We continue with the guesses at 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock. Did you see the jackpot? No. It's at $50,000. It is. It is. When did that happen?

I think yesterday or the day before. Yesterday. Did you hear what else happened yesterday? What? Someone put a guess through and then bribed them not to put it through. I did see that. That was good. This is so suspicious. The pregnancy test. Yeah.

Hasn't been guessed since, so hopefully today. Surely. Hopefully. Do you reckon someone will steal that guess? Someone's going to claim that. Surely. We've got to know now, you know? Can you imagine?

Because I know it was a woman that guessed it. Imagine if she was listing. It gets guessed and they win. Not a great feeling. You'd have to just force yourself to be like, I made a choice and I walked away with $700 more than I had before. I don't care. No, because otherwise you'll think about that forever.

I don't care. I could have had $50,000. Yeah, but you can't do that to yourself. Glass half full. Exactly right. How good will she feel if someone does guess it and it's wrong? So, hey, either could happen on the show today, 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock.

Be listening out for those activators. But first, we're going to kick it off with tradie versus lady. We need a tradie and a lady to play. 0800 dial ZM. The ladies are charging ahead, but anything can happen today. Let's play tradie versus lady. It's tradie versus lady. I do need to correct myself. The scores have been looked at. Claudia didn't know if that was the correct scoreline,

so we have updated them. The Tradies won yesterday, taking them to 12. Every point counts. The Ladies on 20. Who will take it out here today? 50 bucks up for grabs. Let's meet our tradie first. He's from Auckland.

He's 30 years old and his favourite food is a turkey tail. Welcome to the show, Tony. G'day, Tim. How's it going? Good, thank you, Tony. Turkey tail. What does that taste like? Turkey tail.

Beautiful. It just tastes like turkey's tail, I reckon. That makes sense, Tony. Is it kind of like the Pope's nose of the chicken? Yeah, yeah, but a little bit better and it's a bit more fattier. It's like a mix between lamb tail and chicken tail because turkey tail. Yeah, right. Tony loves chasing tail. We get it, mate.

Let's see who you'll be. Oh, man, I love tail. Let's see who you'll be taking on this afternoon. Our lady is 35. She's from the mighty Waikato. She has a cat, Bobtail. Name Bobtail. Hi, Natasha.

Hi there. The cat's name is Bobtail? No, it's Bobtail Manx. The cat's name is Dill Smith. Dill Smith. Love that name. Very unique and sounds like a very cool cat. Let's talk rules, guys.

So here it is. Natasha, your buzzer is lady. Tony, your buzzer is tradie. When you think you know the answer, buzz in. First to get three correct answers takes home the $50 cash in the glory. Are we all ready and set to play? Easy. Ready.

Here we go, guys. Come on. Question number one. Who came up with the name NSYNC? Was it Justin Timberlake, Justin Timberlake's mum, or Justin Timberlake's dad? Tony. Yes, Tony. The mum. That

is 100% spot on the money, which apparently is... Tony's happy about that. Apparently is the first initial of each of their names, the guys in the band. Yeah. Yeah, where's the J? For Justin.

Yeah, yeah. No, it's his middle name, Justin's middle name. Oh, yeah, see, Tony knows. He's all over it. One to the tradies, we move on. Question number two. Name a famous landmark that you would find in Paris. tradies. We move on. Question number two. Name a famous landmark that you would find in Paris.

Tradie. Yes, Tony. Is that the Eiffel Tower? The Eiffel Tower is one of them. We also would have accepted the Louvre, Notre Dame, and whatever that last one is. The Sacré-Cœur. Of course, yeah. Sacré-Cœur. Yeah, yeah.

Tony's got the right pronunciation. Tony's away and flying. Natasha, you need this one here, mate, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Tony's in. I'm down. I'm down.

And that is the game. Izzy! And that is the game. Tony, you had good vibes from the start, mate, and we're going to hook you up with $50 cash in the win for the tradies. Oh, that's two bags of turkey pears right there. Mate, call back any time. You've been an absolute delight. Sweet, Tony.

Thank you. Thank you, lady. No worries. Have a good weekend, eh? You time. You've been an absolute delight. Sweet Tony. Thank you. Thank you, ladies. No worries. Have a good weekend, eh? You too. What a legend. Bree and Clint. Clint away. The girls in giving me a hand.

And it's that time of year, ladies, where the annual most popular dog names list comes out. Oh, from last year? Yeah, well, from the last 12 months. Cool. What are people naming their pets? Well, I think it's pets actually or it could be just dogs but these are the names that are at the top of the list.

What's hot? What's popular right now? Can I put a guess in? Yeah. Based on the last few years. And all the pets that I know. Luna. Luna, yes. Bella is always. Bella may have been on the list for I know. Luna. Luna, yes. Bella is always. Bella may have been on the list for the last 20 years. It's a great dog name.

At the moment that everyone is, it's a great name. Nala. Nala, very popular. My dog's got one named Nala. My sister has a dog named Nala. No, it's not really that type of list, but they've given different categories. So they've given a few categories.

They've given the names that are at the top of the list for luxurious names. Coco. Well, like after luxurious brands, I believe. Gucci's at the top. Wait, shut up. Gucci's at the top. That's hilarious.

Celine. Louis Vuitton. And then other luxury names that come into the car category. This is what people are naming their pets. Porsche. Oh, yeah. Holden. Aston Martin.

No. How do you call, like, if you have a dog, your dog's run away and you're calling back Aston Martin. Well, it could be first name Aston, last name Martin. Like your dogs, I guess. Yeah, my dogs have two names. And then the other categories were the royal names, Prince George, Prince Louis, Prince Harry.

They all made the cut for the most popular ones this year. That's funny. Let's get into my favourite category and something that's close to my heart. What is on the top of the list for the most popular dog names in the last 12 months for celebrity names? I love it. Here we go. Now, if you don't know this about me, and you probably should

because I talk about it enough, I've got two dogs, gave them both full celebrity names. Celebrities that you love, right? Yes, correct. My firstborn is Whitney, first name, last name Houston. Of course. Who actually, my dog shares the same birthday with the real Whitney Houston. Does she?

Have you not heard that story? No. Are you joking? No, I'm genuinely. Yeah, this was a whole thing. This might be the best story that i've ever told that was just legit real yeah so an accident my partner and i we decided we wanted this particular dog but we couldn't find one and i said i really want to

name our dog whitney houston and we decided on the name and then like took us nine months to find a dog finally found my now dog whitney houston we got her named her whitney houston and then like took us nine months to find a dog finally found my now dog Whitney Houston we got her named her Whitney Houston and then like maybe six months later a friend of mine was like oh are you gonna have a birthday for Whitney and I was like probably not um but she was like when is her birthday and I told her her told her that Whitney's birthday was on this particular date and she was like that's my birthday and she goes oh that's why was on this particular date and she was like, that's my birthday. And she goes, oh, that's why you named her Whitney Houston. And I went, what?

And she goes, that's the real Whitney's birthday. That's so puzzling. What? How much of a coincidence is that? Were you just like, yeah, that's what? Were you on the floor? Yeah. Like flabbergasted.

I couldn't believe it. I had to go home and double check her vaccination book. And it was. Oh, that's so cool. It was spot on the exact same day. So now I'm convinced that the spirit of Whitney Houston lives in my dog. Anyway, long-winded story. But it's a great story.

Great story. And my other dog is Meryl Streep, who I just adore. Such a good name. Of course. And I love yelling out, Meryl,ep, who I just adore. Such a good name. Of course. And I love yelling out, Meryl, get back here. Is she a good singer? No, well, she can't sing. Gimme, gimme.

Oh, yeah, a little bit, a little bit. So these are the most popular celebrity names that people have been calling their pets in the last 12 months. No surprises here. Taylor Swift is at the top. Oh, yes. I've never considered that people would name their pets after her. I met this overweight Labrador that lives in the Coromandel.

Its name is Taylor Swift. Was it a Golden Lab? Golden Lab. Yeah, Golden Lab. That's fun. I like that. Other music names that people are calling their dogs, Mariah Carey. I quite like that.

That's quite fun. Mariah, come here. Come here. I just picture like a French bulldog or something. I was going to say, does it look Carey. I quite like that. That's quite fun. Mariah, come here. Come here. I just picture like a French bulldog or something. I was going to say, it's like a pug or something like that. Beyonce is on the list. Yeah, that's quite cool.

Yeah, that's good. Elvis. Is there a Harry Styles at all? Nah, the last one is Lady Gaga. Oh, that's good. Would you call her Lady or would you call her Gaga? Either or. Or just full name, Lady Gaga.

Full name always. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Lady? Either or. Or just full name, Lady Gaga. Full name always. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Get back here, Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Sit. I thought we could take some calls this afternoon on 0800-DIALS-IT-M.

Did you give your pet a celebrity name? I just want all the celebrity names. Who have you named your pet after? 0800-DIALS-IT-M. Maybe you named your pet after? 0800, dial ZM. Maybe you named it after this woman, Britney Spears. Bree and Clint. Does your pet have a celebrity's name? We're taking calls this afternoon because the recent study that came out,

Survey Sorry, said that a lot more people are giving their pets celebrity names. At the top of the list, Taylor Swift, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Elvis, and Lady Gaga. But let's take some calls to see what people are calling their pets. Let's talk to Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hello. Mate, what's your pet first? What type of animal?

She's a family cat. Okay, the family cat. And what's the family cat's name? Lady Gaga. No way. You're one of the Lady Gagas. And do you, if you shorten it, do you go with lady? She lives with mum. So mum will call her Gaga or lady. And I'm like, why did you name this cat Lady Gaga? And my sister called her that because she's got, like, white kind of boots, and she was like, well, Lady Gaga wears boots. Don't call her Lady Gaga.

I love her. How old is the cat, you reckon? Every time I call her a name, I just start cracking up laughing. It's such a good name. Like, it would bring people joy. Yeah. Perfect name. Thanks for calling, Brooke.

Let's talk to Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hello. Tell us, calling, Brooke. Let's talk to Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hello. Tell us, Mae, what type of animal? A pug. A pug. And what is your pug's name? Bark Obama.

Bark Obama. Very good. How old is Bark Obama? Sadly, Bark died. Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that um but hey okay he he died with a fantastic name and that's because of you guys he really did oh fantastic thanks for calling sophie let's read out some text because there is some absolute beauties on here someone said buddy holly and elvis presley both cats all of our family pets have been named after shows and musicals

my family have been involved in. So get this, they've also had a dog named Monty, after the full Monty, and a cat named Gus, after the cat in the musical Cats, Asparagus, and a cat named Mr. Thomas from Narnia. Very cool. Sounds like a very talented family as well. Someone else said, I have a friend who has a Rottweiler named Queen Latifah.

Oh, my. It's perfect. I love it so much. And I feel like it suits a Rottweiler. Yeah, it would have to be a Rottweiler. Yeah. Oh, I love that. Like suits it down to a T.

Someone else said, my Samoyed is named Blink after Blink 182. That's quite cool. Very good. I love that. This one's brilliant. Our pug is called Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer. I'm still Jennifer Lopez.

I can see a pug like strutting at stuff. Let's talk to Amanda. Hi, mate. Hi. How are you? Good, thank you. Very good. What is your animal first? Well, I've got three dogs and two cats. Okay. So the dogs are douche

bordeaux. Yes. And one's called Bob and one's called Marley. Okay, so Bob Marley together. Right, love it. And then the other one's called Betty Boo. Betty Boo, very good. And then the two cats are Sphinx cats, Heller's cats. Yes. And so one's called Harley and one's called Quinn. That's perfect. That is actually perfect.

I used to have some other cats and one was called Mork and Mindy and then I had Batman and Robin. Do people always get a kick out of what you name your pets, Amanda? Pretty much, pretty much. The only time it bit me was when I called the two rams, Eric and Sean, and I had to go and call them out and catch them in the neighbour's paddock. Get back here, Eric! Sean, you get back here!

That's brilliant, Eric. Sean, you get back here. That's brilliant, Amanda. I feel like you're expert level when it comes to this category. I like the simpatico names. Hey, mate, very well done. I crown you the leader of this in New Zealand. So well done. Have a good weekend. Thank you.

You too. One more call. Let's talk to Gemma. Hi, mate. Hi. Tell us, what is the One more call. Let's talk to Gemma. Hi, mate. Hi. Tell us, what is the animal that you've named after a celebrity? So, she's not named after a celebrity, but she's a Cavalier

King Charles Spaniel, and she's named after Nissan Skylines. Her name is Nizzy. N-I-Z-Z-I-E. And she has a full royal name, because she is a purebred. Okay. Her name is Nizzy Lady Drew Beryl of Berry Nook. That is the most elaborate dog name I've ever heard, and I'm here for every bit of it.

So she has her own Facebook and her own Instagram and everything. Go on, give her a shout out. Where can people follow her? Nizzy and Theo on Facebook and on Instagram. Perfect. Hey, can I give you a suggestion? If you get another animal to add to the crew, you should call it NOS.

And then you'd have a Nissen and a NOS. My husband would love that. Hey, get back to us. Let us know how you go. Awesome. Thank you. Thanks, Gemma. See you, mate.

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Quite mixed on the text machine, Claude. Yeah, some mixed reviews rolling in. Yeah, mixture of, ugh, absolutely not, hate this song too. This is the greatest Friday jam I've ever heard. So, I mean, it's a mix. You can't please everyone. I can only read positive feedback. I loved it.

Hey, it's time to get the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Hey, this story is so cool. And if you're a Sex and the City fan, this is right up your alley. So, essentially, a woman has put up a video, a TikTok, about how she found a Vera Wang wedding dress in a Goodwill, which is a charity shop. Yeah, and a designer dress.

A designer, not any Vera Wang. The Vera Wang dress that Carrie Bradshaw wears in one of the Sex and the City movies. Cool. So when she's doing the big magazine shoot, this is one of the dresses that she poses in for the magazine and it is absolutely stunning. But get this, so apparently this woman I think does it for a living,

like she goes out and finds vintage wedding dresses and then people rent them from her to wear to their wedding, right? Anyway, so this is what she does, but she's like, never in my life did I think I would find this dress at a Goodwill and it was $19. That's a bargain just for like a designer dress at all, let alone. That's a bargain for a T-shirt. True.

You know what I mean? I looked it up because I was like, I need to know how much this dress is actually worth. And apparently it's worth somewhere between $12,000 and $7,500. Do we know if it's

like a one-of-one dress or is it like a few of the... She made a few of this kind of dress. It's not a one-of-one and a few people are now jumping in and saying, it's not the exact dress that Carrie wore, but it looks a hell of a lot like it. It's pretty damn close. Like I think there's maybe a few tiny minor details that are different,

but it looks like the dress. So that's pretty bloody cool. That's insane to find it at like a charity shop. Just ridiculous. Yeah. Some people really find bargains at like op shops and stuff but you really have to commit to it and like go a lot and dig

for a while to find like absolute gold. Yeah I just find like ceramic frogs in clothes with like golf sticks like you know. Can you direct me to that store? Do you want that? Yeah I kind of want that. I mean I kind of regret not buying it. That's kind of cool.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Clint away. The girl's in giving me a hand and direct me to that store? Do you want that? Yeah, I kind of want that. I mean, I kind of regret not buying it. That's kind of cool. Yeah. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Clint away. The girl's in giving me a hand and this next story might interest some of the ladies after a male stripper I knew you'd be in Claude, right up your alley has had a drastic career

change. Oh. Oh, what? No, I'm not interested anymore. Turns out a guy named Ash Elderman, who I've looked him up, very attractive human, who was a former, so this is what he used to do, former bodybuilder, male stripper, adult content creator, has now trained to become a Buddhist monk in Thailand. That's a 180.

That is a huge 180. I feel like it's in the complete opposite direction, isn't it? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So it turns out he is currently living in Dubai. So he's studied it. He's done it. He can become a monk and he was a monk for a while

but then he's also moved away from it as well and had another. Oh, he's moved again. Drastic career change. He's now a life coach specialising in breath work and meditation. So still he's almost combined the first two. Kind of but also very different, I feel like, to what he was doing for a long time. He said that he felt like he wasn't giving back anything to the world

and he needed to change his life drastically and now he loves it. He obviously wasn't enjoying where he was at and then found his calling. Has anyone in your life done that where they've made a huge drastic career change not really i feel like most people i know they kind of pick what they want to do and maybe i haven't known them long enough for them to to switch it yeah maybe you're not at that age yet it is scary though like i always really idolize people who have the guts to do it. Like if you've done something your whole life and it's all you know and then you're like, let's say you're a truck driver

and you've done that your whole life and then, you know, for 30 years and then all of a sudden you turn around and you're like, I want to be a stand-up comedian. Yeah, go for it. You know, that's quite a drastic career change. It's pretty cool. I don't think I, like, maybe eventually I'll get there myself, but I'm like,

I don't know how to do anything else, so I'm just going to stick with this and see where it takes me. I reckon you should be like a cow inseminator. Okay. That could be your new career change. They have the long gloves that go up your shoulders? Yeah, there's good money in it. Yeah, I could do

that. Yeah, I mean, think about it. Mull it over. It's an option. I'll keep it on the table. I won't cross it off yet. I'd become a masseuse. Oh, would you? Absolutely not.

That would be the last thing I'd want to do. You just want a massage. Only because, and I mean, I think it's a great career, great job, but I hate massages. I don't like being touched by strangers and I don't want to touch a lot of strangers. Yeah, that's probably not the one for you then. Yeah.

Maybe truck driving is for you. I wouldn't mind to be a truck driver. It'd be kind of fun, I think. I feel like it would be quite stressful and I wouldn't want to, like, you know, have heaps of stuff in my truck. Like the road trains and all the ones that have the big like water tanks on the back? You want a low pressure,

low responsibility truck driving job? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are they out there? You're asking for a lot here. Yeah, I am asking for a lot. Hey, I want to ask people, I want you to call 0800 dials at M. We'll open the phone lines and I want to know

about people that had a drastic career change, like full 180, was doing something their whole life and then changed careers for some reason or another. Call us now, 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. We're talking about times where you've had a drastic career change, a full 180? You went from doing something for ages to something completely different after a male stripper became a Buddhist monk. Very big change. I'm proud of him. Huge change.

So let's talk to Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. Now tell us, is it you that had a drastic career change? Yeah, so basically pretty much straight after I left school, I was just sort of working in office-based roles, doing admin, for probably about seven or eight years.

Okay, so the office kind of nine to five. Yeah, yeah, and just doing, like, paperwork and, you know, all that boring stuff. Yes, I know the one. I did it as well, Alicia. I know it well. And what did you change to? Well, I actually got an apprenticeship as an electrician. I love it.

Yeah, yeah, I'm now 30 and living my best life still getting out there and talking to customers and get to do something different each day and wait so how long have you been an electrician for um so my third year of my apprenticeship right at the end of this year I will be qualified amazing and what's your is that your favorite part about the job that no day is ever the same? Yeah, absolutely. And, like, you get to go to some really random places and get to see heaps of different people. It's, you know, also, like, it's not super physical.

So for being a female, you know, in the trade, it's actually a really good option for a female. Oh, you're a great ad for females to become electricians, Alicia. We love it. Thanks so much for calling. No worries. you're a great ad for females to become electricians, Alicia. We love it. Thanks so much for calling. No worries. You have a good weekend. Let's, I just want to read out this text. A few, some great texts actually coming through. Someone said,

G'day Bree. I went from being a massage therapist, working in a day spa, to then walking the beat of Surface Paradise as a police officer. Oh, that's cool. That's quite drastic. Whoa. And Surface Paradise as a police officer. Oh, that's cool. That's quite drastic. Whoa. And Surface Paradise is, like, full on.

Like, it's not a calm kind of area to be a police officer. It's not a quiet place to start out. Not at all. So that's pretty cool. Let's talk to Jess. I believe her dad had a big career change. Hi, Jess. Hi, how are you?

Good, thank you, mate. Was it your dad that did a 180? Yes, it was my dad. So what did he go from and how long was he doing that and to what? So he was a quantity surveyor. Okay, which we all pretend

like we know what that is, don't we, Jess? I bet you knew your dad is obviously your whole life and you're like, yeah, I know what that is. I probably know the dumbed down version. Yeah, gotcha, gotcha. He has something to do with money. It's something to do with construction and like money.

But it's very, very important. Oh. Yeah, that's not what I thought it was at all. I think from my understanding, he works out how much things cost and how much, like if you're building a building, how many bolts and screws you'll need pretty much. It sounds like a very adult job.

Very grown up, very adult. Yes. Way out of my league. Yep, me too. Me too, Jess. And what did he change to? He's now an Uber Eats driver. No way.

And is he happy? He loves it. He drives around in his Vespa. Cute! He's got a mohawk on his helmet and he loves it. He spends like 10 hours every day out there. Just on the roads, hitting

the pavement. Yes. Oh, what a legend. He's a Wellington icon. He's a Wellington icon, that's for sure. Wait, so shout out to your dad. People probably know him in Wellington. The Uber eats driving. He's driving a Vespa with a Mohawk. He's got dreadlocks.

Oh, no way. Oh, tell your dad I said hi. He sounds very cool. He is very cool. He is very cool. Appreciate it. One of my favourite people. Oh, stop, Jess.

Lovely. Well, tell him we said hi. Thanks for the call. Have a good weekend. Yeah, you too. Someone, tell him we said hi. Thanks for the call. Have a good weekend. Yeah, you too. Someone else texted her and said my lifelong dream was to be a professional ballerina. I left school, did a year of

full-time training, then decided to become a lawyer instead. Dang. That is quite different, eh? Very different. One more call on 0800 dials at M. G'day, Sarah. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. Tell us, did you have a drastic career change? I did, yes. What did you go from and how long did you do it

and what did you change to? I was an Emirates flight attendant, not for long. I was with them for six months and now I collect bull semen. No, this is what I was saying before that Claudia should do. Yeah, if she was an AB tech, we'd kind of be working with the same groups of people. Okay, and are you guys buying bull semen from like overseas? Because my dad recently, he's an Aussie, but he bought some from like overseas and it's a big business, isn't it? It is a big business. We have the bulls themselves and we collect the semen from them

and then we export it. Oh, so wait, so you have patient zero. You're the ones with the golden goose. Yeah, we sure are. Or the golden testicles, as they say. Yeah, something like that. Amazing, Sarah. Appreciate the call.

You have a good weekend. Yeah, you too that. Amazing, Sarah. Appreciate the call. You have a good weekend. Yeah, you too. Thank you. Bree and Clint. It's time to play. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating.

You only got one second, one second. Oh, we do love testing our music knowledge with the One Second Song Challenge. And as Clint is away, we won't be playing as teams. It'll be listener v. listener. And our first one will be you, Lydia. G'day, mate. Hi. You know your music, Lydia?

I like to think so. What would you say is your, like, top genre? Pop, mostly, to genre? Okay, I feel like that will bode well for you, Lydia. You're going to be taking on Tyra. Hello, Tyra. Tyra, are you there? Oh, there she is. Did you have a little sleep, did you?

Okay, good. We've got you, Tyra. Here are the rules, guys. Producer Claude will be running the show here. She will play a song. Buzz in with your name when you think you know what it is. We need title and artist. First one to get two right wins.

Are we ready? Yeah. Okay, over to you, Producer Claude. I'll help you out a little bit as well. The theme today, because it's International Women's Day tomorrow, these are all female artists. And good for you, Lydia, they are all pop songs. Oh, okay.

Should be pretty straightforward, but here we go. Buzz in with your name if you know it. Here is your first song. Lydia. Lydia. Shake it off, Elizabeth Well done I feel like there was nothing in there

That was tight They were both right there on the buzzer But Lydia just, just by the skin of her teeth And she crushed it, okay That means, Tyra, you need this one, okay? Yep You've got it, you've got it, Mary Here it comes Tyra Tyra, you need this one, okay? Yep. You've got it. You've got it, Mary. Here it comes.

Tyra. Tyra. So What by Pink. Well done. Tyra. God, both of you are all over this. I do love a tiebreaker, Claude. Yes.

I love it. Nail biter. This is a nail biter. Okay. This is for the 50 KFC chicken dollars and the glory. Claude, when you're ready. Deep breaths, everyone. Here is your last song.

Lydia. Lydia. Bad Romance, Lady Gaga. She's all over it. You know, International Women's Day, can we find KFC for the both of them? That's only fair. It's only fair. Both of you were all over it like a rash.

We'll hook you both up with 50 KFC chicken dollars, okay? Awesome. Thank you. Hey, can't leave you hanging. Thank you. No worries, guys. Have a good weekend. You too.

You too. Absolute bangers from you, Claude. Yeah. I just want to play these. Well, we can. Clint's away. He doesn't... Do you reckon he knows how much we misbehave when he's not here?

I'm sure he knows. Deep in his soul. He knows. And I think he's fine with it. Hey, stick around. We're going to talk about something I've applied recently to do. Interesting. Do we want to know?

Yeah, I'm pretty excited about it. Is that thing you've been talking about? Not that thing. Oh, okay. That's not for radio consumption. Right, I didn't think so. Bree and Clint. Friday Jam. Oh, she's still going. Sorry about that. Looking for you, babe.

Searching for you, babe. Sorry, guys. Not normally my gig. You've never heard that song before? Jeez, you sarcastic. It's International Women's Day this weekend. Yeah, you were talking over a woman. Rihanna, hopefully she's releasing her album this year. I really hope so.

She's teasing it, eh? Yeah. She's been doing that for what, 10 years? All the clues point to yes, but we will see. That's an absolute belter from her. Hey, I did something in the last couple of days that I wanted to talk to you guys about because I'm a little bit nervous but also excited about it. You've been on another trip to the ocean?

I was literally thinking that. I was like, did you poo somewhere? Stop. Brianna. Stop. You can't be pooing in the supermarket again. I have grown up and I do not talk about poos anymore. This is actually serious.

This is actually like, well, not serious, but like I'm excited about it and it's more a serious thing. Okay, sorry. So I have wanted to do this for quite a few years and the other day I applied to be a volunteer for something and I heard back from them and they might be accepting me into the volunteer program. Because sometimes it's hard to get in, eh?

There's a whole vetting process. You don't even know what I'm talking about. What, volunteering? Yeah. But what kind of volunteering? Yeah. Wait, I know what volunteering is. Is that a gag?

What? Yeah, but there's a lot of different types of volunteering. I think you're making a joke at me. Wait, I know what volunteering is. Is that a gag? What? Yeah, but there's a lot of different types of volunteering. You're making a joke at me like you don't know what volunteering is. No, I know what volunteering is, but you don't know what type of volunteering. Okay, well, what type of volunteering is it? I registered to be a volunteer to go into aged care homes and entertain the residents. Oh, that's fun. And just also provide some companionship and, yeah,

and just be there and hang out with them. You were talking about this the other day. I've wanted to do it for so long and literally that conversation, I think, I don't know where it came from, but we're talking about it on the radio, just sparked something in me where I was like, you've wanted to do it, why don't know where it came from but we're talking about it on the radio just sparked something in me where i was like you've wanted to do it why don't you just go register and yeah i'm starting the process now where hopefully they accept me they do have to do a police background check so it might not come up clean though i might not pass that that should

be fine i reckon they don't even need to do that for me yeah no, no, no. Yeah, no, no, no. That should be fine. But I'm really excited about it. That is cool. So why old homes? Like why not dogs or I don't know, something else? Yeah, that's a great question. I just love mature people, experienced, I say, experienced people. I think we have so much to learn from them and I just love talking to them and love listening to their stories and I think I really realised that when my nan and my nonna got older

and my nonna actually went into an aged care facility and it's something that I've always really felt guilty about because I didn't live close to home. I didn't get to visit her when she was there as much. And maybe, I don't know, because I miss my grandparents so much. I was going to say. Because you were really close with your nana. Yeah, and my nan.

Super close with both of them. So I'm really excited about it. Oh, my gosh. I'll give you an update. They may reject me. But I've done the forms. Yeah. And, yeah,

I'll let you know how it goes. Good on you. It gets raunchy in old homes, eh? I'm thinking. I heard that. There's going to be some goss. I'm thinking strip poker. Oh.

I feel like it would actually go down maybe not for the people working there, but the residents would love it. Hey, it'll be a hoot. And if not, we can just play regular old poker and everyone can bet, you know, their pension or something. Oh, they've got money. It's time for Birthday Banger. Let's do it.

Number one songs when you turn 16. Now, I heard yesterday, Ella, from a little birdie. Is she there or is she, oh, she's talking to someone. Your big moment's here, Ella. Because I heard yesterday, Claude, that she wanted to practice the part of birthday banger that I do. Yeah, you were away. So Clint said, oh, I always forget. Now I have to do the math.

So Ella kindly volunteered and started out really strong and then just kind of... I'm so proud of you for giving it a go and I'm going to give you an opportunity to redeem yourself. Now I heard you started strong yesterday, Ella, and then it kind of went a bit pear-shaped. So I'm going to do the first one and then you're going to do the second and third one. And if you can nail both of those, then you're good to go. All right. So let's talk to our first one. It's you, Taylor. G'day, mate.

Hi. Thanks for calling through. What have you got planned for the weekend? I'm currently heading to Oamaru for tea with my parents. Oh, lovely. That sounds like a delightful time.

Say hi from us. Before you go, we'll do your birthday banger. What is your date of birth? The 2nd of January, 2000. Oh, very close to my birthday. You're a Capricorn. You were 16, though,

in 2016. Easy math on that one. And Taylor, here's your birthday banger. My mama don't like you and she likes everyone. And I never like you. Massive hit from JB. Love Yourself. Are you a fan,

Taylor? Yeah. It's a good one from Justin Bieber. Very good. He was on a good good one from Justin Bieber. Very good. He was on a good run. That could win. Stick around. We'll do another one for Marty. G'day, Marty.

G'day. How's your week been, Marty? Oh, pretty busy. Pretty busy. What have you been up to? Truck driver. Oh, you guys are always busy. How many hours you put on the pavement this week?

This week I've only done about 58 hours. Oh, only, Marty. Only? God, you make us look like absolute socks. I don't even like driving around the corner. All right, Ella is going to do your birthday banger. Can you tell her your birthday, Marty? 14th of November, 1966.

You need to tell her. Marty, you were 16 in 1982 and this is your birthday banger. Yes! I did it! Oh, Marty, you've got an absolute classic.

Come on, Eileen. What do you reckon? Marty? It's a good one, isn't it? Hell yeah. Takes you back? Hell yeah. To a few rowdy weddings, Marty? I'll bet.

All right, hold there for a sec. I'll bet, Marty. You slinky snake, you Marty. He sounds fun. We'll do one more for Wendy. Hi, Wendy. Hi.

What are you doing for the weekend, Wendy? Hopefully I'm going to go on a hike with my friends. Oh, cool. Whereabouts are you going to do the hike? Fox River on the West Coast. Okay. I haven't done it. Is it a long hike or a pretty easy one?

Oh, no. It's a really short one. I think that's why we're doing it. That's the type of hike that I like, Wendy. Yeah. Hey, tell us your birthday and Ella will do the math on your birthday banger. Alright. 12th of January 2008. Okay. You were born 12th of Jan 2008

so that means you were 16, 20, 24 last year. Here's your birthday banger. Oh, hey! Oh, you hit the post and everything. I'm so proud of you. It's addicting. They grow up so fast.

Good on ya. What do you reckon, Wendy? Oh, yeah. A bit of Jack Harlow loving on me. That was a banger from Jack Harlow. Not bad, not bad. All right, hold there, Wendy. We do have to vote.

Let's, as a collective, what's everyone feeling? I feel like there's a very obvious choice for me in there. Come on, Eileen. Yeah. Come on, Eileen. For a Friday, you know. Marty, let's see if Marty wants it. We'll play it.

Hey, Marty, what do you want? Oh, yeah, why don't I come on, Eileen? Oh, if Marty wants it. We'll play it. Hey, Marty, what do you want? Oh, yeah, why don't I come on, Eileen? Oh, if you want it, then you got it, sister. Come on, Eileen. For Marty's birthday banger right now on ZM with Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Oh, not in her eyes. Come on, Eileen.

There's your birthday banger for Friday on ZM with Brie and Clint. What an absolute tune, Claude. I like that song. It's a banger. It's peppy. I like it. Goes off at weddings, goes off at birthdays. Brie and Clint.

Clint with ZM. What? Wait, what? Hello? Wait, what? You just went full radio. No, I just went fully backwards on Bree and Clint with ZM. Please don't be on us.

But, yeah, Clint's away. The girl's in giving me a hand. And I thought we would get our favourite guest on the show to question her and interrogate her on something. Welcome, Mama Di. Hello, guys. How are you going? I'm so happy to be here with you all.

That's quite sarcastic. Have you had a couple of wines, have you, Mum? No, but I might. Hey, Mum, something came up on the show the other day and I just wanted to get your take on it, if that's all right. Yeah. There was a list that was released here in New Zealand talking about the five cars that people own

where you can check if you're family or you are Bogan. Oh, is that right? Yeah, yeah. I don't know if I like this one, Brianna. There was quite some concerning results when we all took the test regarding our family, Mum. Okay. So what's the test?

So I'm just going to run through the cars and you tell me what you remember from our past, okay? Okay. So first car on the list, did we or did we not ever own a Commodore? Multiple ones. That's what I said. In multiple colours. We actually had two at one stage too because we had the ute as well.

I did say that. Yep. I did mention that. Yeah. Okay, good. So do we have a ding there, Claude? I was going analogue. Okay, that's number one.

Next one on the list, Mum. A Ford Falcon. Oh, well, does a Ford Focus count? Because your brother owns one of those. I mean, I didn't even think about that. But, you know, I'm going to give us a pass on that. I'm going to give us a pass. We did not own a Ford Falcon.

We did have a Ford Ranger, you're right. But, Mum, don't say that out loud. You're incriminating us. Next on the list, Mum, have we ever owned a Subaru? Subaru. The rest of the world says Subaru and New Zealand says Safari. You're not making a good case for yourself when you're getting annoyed about how to say a car brand name.

Well, we've got multiples and we've still got one in the shed, a WRX. Is it an STI, Mum? You always love to put the STI on the end, don't you? Yeah, it's definitely an STI. You should see how proud my mother is, Claude, when she talks about the Subaru WRX STI. She goes, oh, we love the Subaru WRX STI. It's so nice.

Just too many letters. Next on the list, a Mazda RX-7. Have we ever owned one of those? No, thank goodness that you can start that one off. Okay, great. And last one on the list, surely not, a Nissan Skyline boy racer car. We do have a Nissan GT-R V-Spec. Stop incriminating me by knowing all the bloody letters

and things that go along with it. Jeez. Just to clarify, because I know Dad bought that one. Who did he buy? No, I bought that one, thank you very much. Okay, here we go. Here we fast and furious Vin Diesel over here. Who did you buy it from, Mum?

He was a bit sus. I reckon he was into the drug side of things. Mum's words when she bought it. I found it from this guy. I'm pretty sure he was a drug dealer. You have to make sure you say it's the midnight purple. That classes it up a bit. I was going to ask the question right at the end, Claude. I was going to ask you, Mum. Genuinely, genuine question. On a scale of one to ten, where do you think our family sits in terms of bogan-ness?

Be honest. Well, I think apart from anything else, I think the cars tip us over, doesn't it? Bloody hell. I think it would be about a seven or an eight. Seven or an eight. There it is. Straight from the horse's mouth.

Wait a minute. One word. Queensland us. We're into the footy as well. Have you got your full Queensland Maroons tracksuit on, Mum? Not at the moment, but, jeez, the Broncos went well last night. All right, Mum, that's enough from you. We're going to bowogan Hall right now.

We'll let you go. You got your wine to drink out of a bag, so we'll talk to you later, Mum. Bye. Love you. Have a great show. Bye. We're about to find out what a 91-year-old would have in their bedside table. It's a question I ask myself at least once a week.

It's not a question I've asked myself ever, I don't think, but it's an insight into producer Claude's mind. First, let's cover what would be in your bedside table, Claude? Honestly, at the moment, everything. Just bits and bobs. It's a dumping ground. It's got like old iPods in there. I've got- Wait, an iPod? I think I have an iPod. I definitely have my old iPhones in there. Like an iPod shuffle? Possibly. I have a memory that there's something down at the back. There's a Toy Story watch in there. There's... I feel like this is more like a teenage boy's bedside table. How dare you? How dare I? In my bedside table, I feel like I literally don't have much.

Probably the same as you, like a hard drive of where I backed up my computer like two years ago. I've got a hard drive as well. Yep, some cords, maybe a heat pack. All the random stuff that didn't have a home or was once on my side table and I was like, oh, that looks messy, I'll just open the drawer and sweep it in. Put it in. Force the drawer closed again because it's so tight. And that's about right, yeah. Yeah.

Well, someone has filmed themselves cleaning out their 91-year-old grandparents' bedside table and I was so intrigued by this. I was like, I need to know what was in it. So we've got some audio. Take a listen. These are some of the treasures I've already found. Cough drops from the 1980s. 55 cents. Lifesavers.

Some hair from 1991. And a calendar from 97. This mint from a restaurant that's been out of business for probably 30 years. Three fountain pens, and I think they could actually be worth some money. My hands got sticky, but this says, Sunkissed Fruit Rolls. What even is this? Okay. think they could actually be worth some money my hands got sticky but this is sun kissed fruit rolls but what even is this okay i've just pulled out a fully wrapped christmas gift sing-along video disney so that tells me this is a vhs tape when she said her hands got sticky i got worried

do you know what's happening next i got real worried i was like grandma please grandma what are you keeping in your bedside table? I mean, the thing that I found quite interesting, it was like a museum. It's like a time capsule. Yeah, like where things had been preserved. Yeah. Like there was stuff in there from the 1980s. It's like when you clean out your fridge and you see how old all the sauces are,

you're like, these have been here for 30 years. It's like grandma's side table. Do you still use them? No. I would never do that. These have been here for 30 years. It's like grandma's side table. Do you still use them? No. I would never do that. Do you take use by date as a suggestion? For some things.

I feel like sauces are fine if they still look fine, if they smell fine. I think that's the key. If they don't have mould on them, you're good to go. Scrape it off, you're good to go. The amount of times I've opened up a jar of passata and there's mould all through it. And you look at it and you're like, I could stretch it out. I could cut that bit off.

I could cut it off. Just scoop it out. You're good to go. Anyway, here's my tip. Don't be going through any of your parents' bedside tables or your grandparents'. It's just good to stay out of there. You might find something sticky. And it's not candy.

That, guys, I've just realised is the end of the show. Clint has been away, but he will be back on Monday, so don't fret. But the girls getting it done for International Women's Day today. Well done, ladies. Today and every day. Snaps for us, girls. Oh, good job, girls. Syncing up for the name of radio, hey?

What's everyone doing for their weekend? I'm going to Chris Stapleton tomorrow. Are you? Which I had kind of only realised after I was like, yeah, I really want to go. I'm like, I actually don't know that many songs. So I've spent the last week kind of learning everything. Good, great. And I've realised most of the songs I do know he's just a feature artist on.

Oh. So I've got some learning to do. Maybe you'll become a full-blown fan once you see them. The fact that I'm already a fan without knowing any of it, I'm like, I think I'm ready. That's how to dive right in. Has that happened to you before? Like you didn't know much about someone,

you went to their concert and then you're a full-blown fan. It's usually like the opening artists. So you'll go to the show for someone else and you're like, oh, while I'm here, I'll come and see that person. And now I'm like, actually this one is better than the actual artist and now you're my favourite. Yeah. That happened to me with Broods the first time I ever saw them. Oh yeah. They were opening

for... I can't even remember. But I loved them so much that I booked tickets as soon as they came back. I'm like that. There's a Kiwi band called Daffodils and they opened, again, I don't know who for.

In the summertime probably. The sun came out and they opened. But, yeah, they opened for someone and I was like, these guys are amazing. Obsessed. Yeah. Well, there you go. Enjoy your weekend.

Stay safe and we'll see you on Monday bye bye