ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 7th May 2021
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Oh, those are special trumpets. Hello everybody and welcome to the Brian Clint podcast.
Yes.
Yes. On a Friday.
I'm a snake.
I've shown you that video, eh?
I'm a snake.
If you guys want a great video for your weekend, it's a really old YouTube video.
What do you mean? You showed it to me. It's everywhere at the moment.
Is it?
It's like a TikTok trend.
Is it?
A while ages ago, actually.
It was like a year ago.
Is it?
Yeah.
Well, their original video is very good.
It's worth watching.
I'm a snark.
It's a guy with a snake hat just talking about how he's a slippery snark.
Slippery snark.
I'm going to flitter up with Arnie.
I'm a snark.
I'm a slippery snark.
On Fridays, we do an international birthday banger.
There he is. Ben's put him on the screen
Ben, can we hear that?
It's quite creepy, eh? Yeah, it's quite good I'm a snake Look into my eyes Jungle book Look into my moody Look at my
It's quite creepy eh
Yeah it's quite good
I'm a snake
It's literally called
I'm a snake
Alright let's do it
Let's do a
International
Birthday
Banger
Hit it Ben
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
Bree and Clint's
Birthday
Banger
The podcast
Yeah
If you want a feature on this, just join our podcast group.
You can search the Brie and Clint podcast family.
Family.
Family, yeah.
There's a post pinned to the top.
Put your birthday on it.
We're cycling through them.
We're slowly getting around the world and doing everyone's international birthday banger.
Someone who's done that is Jill Watson from Ireland.
Jill.
Jill.
Jill. Thanks for joining us
Jill. How's Jack? She
was born on the 5th of January 1990
which means she was 16 in
2006 and on the
5th of January this was number one.
Sneaks up on you that one because you think it's going to be ABBA
I love this song from Madonna
Yeah
Yeah it's good
It might be
The last good song she put out
She did 4 Minutes with Justin Timberlake
I like that one too
Yeah but I think that's more recent than that
Oh yeah maybe
That might be the last awesome Madonna song
Sorry if you love Madonna And you think that her last album was that. Oh, yeah, maybe. That might be the last awesome Madonna song.
Sorry if you love Madonna and you think that her last album was great, too.
Next is for Gareth Harvey.
He's from Lincoln in the UK.
Hey, Gareth.
G'day.
Gareth, you were born on another January, baby.
Welcome, Gareth, on the 12th of January, 1993.
So you were also 16 in 2009.
Oh, no.
What was the other one?
2006.
Oh.
It's easy to do, mate.
It's an upside down nine.
2009.
Anyway, Gareth, here's your birthday back.
It's a banger, Gareth.
Love.
The world wasn't ready for this song when it came out.
It wasn't.
No.
They weren't ready for Lady Gaga.
She was too creative.
Yeah.
Too talented, I will say.
And she was news.
Like, she was a pop star who was actually news.
I think I loved her so much and still to this day love her because she's so incredibly intelligent and aware of other people.
She's a true artist.
Yeah, she's just incredible.
Love it.
Last one's for Samantha Rogers, also from the UK.
She's from Manchester.
Samantha, you were born on the 23rd of February 1991,
so you were 16 in 2007.
And Samantha, here's your birthday banger What happened to Mika, eh?
We've had this conversation on birthday banger recently
What happened to Mika?
What happened?
Remember we listened to the lyrics of Big Girls You Are Beautiful
And it didn't age well
Here we go I get what he was going for Listen to the lyrics of Big Girls, You Are Beautiful. Yeah, not great for him. And it didn't age well.
Here we go.
I get what he was going for.
He was going for a queen, fat bottom girls type vibe song,
but I don't know that he hit the mark.
It says here,
Whatever happened to Mika?
Well, after touring the world over the past year, oh, this was written in 2016,
Star continued his coaching duty
on The Voice.
Oh, he's on The Voice?
In France.
Oh, right.
Okay, Mika's killing it.
More recently,
he started filming
his own TV show in Italy,
which is due out
later this year.
So Mika's fine.
Well, that was in 2016.
I don't know how he's been recently.
Oh, things could have
gone downhill since then.
Okay, one winner.
Madonna,
Lady Gaga,
Mika.
Ooh.
Not Mika. Are we ruling out Mika? Yeah, not Mika. Sorry, Samantha, you're not Mika. Ooh. Not Mika.
Are we ruling out Mika?
Yeah, not Mika.
Sorry, Samantha, you're not going to win today.
But it was fun.
It's a good birthday banger.
I'm going to say Lady Gaga's my pick.
Over the Madonna song?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Do you want to hear a little, before you really lock it in,
do you want to hear a little bit?
Time goes by.
Oh.
Slowly, slowly, time goes by.
And then Lady Gaga.
I get it.
It just takes me back to when I first started clubbing.
I love...
Neither of the songs mean that much to me.
So if you want this, you can have it.
Should I take that as a yes?
Yes, please.
Okay.
Have a great weekend, everybody.
Have a great Mother's Day if it's Mother's Day where you live.
We'll see you guys back on Monday. I love this record, baby, but I can't see straight anymore.
Keep it cool with the name of the club.
I can't remember, but it's all right, all right.
Just dance.
Gonna be okay.
Da-da-doo-doo.
Just dance.
Da-da-doo-doo.
Da-da-doo-doo.
We should go through and pick out all the product placement that was in this music video.
Was there Heaps in this one?
Heaps.
Was there?
Beats by Dre.
Dance.
I think A Certain Type of Sunglasses.
Oh, yeah.
There was always alcohol products.
Always alcohol.
Maybe Ciroc is in here.
Ciroc was in everything.
Yeah.
And later down the track, she started doing product placement in her music video for Plenty of Fish, the dating website.
Do you remember that?
She was a babe in this film clip.
Yeah.
Fun fact, discovered and signed by Akon.
And that's why at the start of the song
You hear Akon
Oh that was a good get
For him wasn't it
Huge
It set up his whole career
That's why he retired
Yeah you could retire on him
Yeah
Okay see you guys
Have a great weekend
Bye
Bye guys
Hey Siri
Winner bring Clint on
And Clint are on air in
5 4 3 2 What a way to start Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
What a way to start the weekend!
1, 2, 3, 2, 1
Good everybody, happy Friday. Welcome to the show, Bree and Clint.
Oh, it's going to be a big show today. No pods on the show this week.
No, no pods unfortunately. Have those all been sent out?
I think so. I think we sent them out.
Good, they were very close to their expiry date.
No, they weren't. Yes, they are. They're
discontinued. I think they expired
in October. Oh, right. So there
was a little while. Oh, right.
Don't be shaming. Well, they weren't
fresh. Put it that way. They weren't.
They were literally the last pods to be
manufactured. Yeah, but that means they're fresh.
Makes them special.
More recent.
I just got the notification on my Instagram account
about them bringing back likes.
Have you had that yet?
No.
So I've just opened it.
It's just come out and it says,
because you know how they took likes away?
It says you can now choose to see like counts.
You can decide whether you see it on other people's posts.
You can also hide your own like counts. You can decide whether you see it on other people's posts. You can also hide your own like counts.
Weird that they're making it optional
when it was such a big deal that they took it away.
I thought we were better because they took it away.
I thought they solved social media by taking it away.
I definitely don't think that solved social media.
I thought they fixed mental health by taking away the likes.
What do you think?
Are you going to opt back in?
To see them or to have them seen?
Both.
I think I'll keep them both hidden.
I think it's, I think, I don't know.
I just, I don't know.
I don't care how many likes someone else gets.
I haven't even really noticed it, to be honest.
No, no, it's gone now and you just see the little circles.
You can still see if one of your friends has liked the post.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because I saw that someone we know had liked the post the other day
and I sent them a DM and I'm like,
you sure you should be liking that post?
What was it?
Oh, scandalous, mate.
I just got on the DMs.
I was like, hey, have you thought about the potential repercussions
of liking that post?
Is this you saying hypothetically it was a friend
but it was actually you and someone messaged you about it?
No, no, no, no, no.
I definitely did the messaging.
I definitely did the messaging.
It was definitely a friend. Yeah. You know them. Do I know them? No, no, no, no, no. I definitely did the messaging. I definitely did the messaging. It was definitely a friend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know them.
Do I know them?
Oh, you know them.
Okay, tell me off air.
Yeah.
I don't want to incriminate you.
I've got to tell you off air.
That's why I went down in the DMs
and not in a public forum.
Today on the show,
we're filling my cart.
If you know all five items
in there at five o'clock.
This is exciting.
Clint's having a turn.
I've just had a look.
Very good.
Yeah.
I like most things on there.
Oh, most things.
What's the one you don't like?
No, I was just trying to be subtle.
Right.
Okay.
No, what's the word?
Modest.
I like everything.
Mine's very similar to yours.
Yeah.
Did you copy me?
It kind of looks like it, eh?
Last item goes in at four o'clock, but if you want to win 50 bucks right now and you're
a tradie or a lady, call us to play Tradie vs. Lady.
Yeah, the score's 37 to the ladies and 28 to the tradies.
We'll play for $50 cash after Jason Derulo on ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Derulo.
It's too hard to sleep.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady.
$50 on the line.
All you need to do is beat out your opponent in a trivia-based quiz.
It's Tradie versus Lady.
Our lady today is 29, and she's a chiropractor.
Oh, I'd love someone just to just click me all over right now,
and maybe that could be you, Mel.
Hi, Mel.
Hi, Mel.
Hi, guys.
Hey, question I've always wanted to ask a chiropractor.
What's your favourite bone to crack?
Probably the pelvis.
Oh, yeah.
Getting into some of that pelvis work.
Yeah, nice.
Okay, you're taking on our tradie today,
who I'm sure could do with seeing a chiropractor.
Every tradie I've ever met could.
He's 31, and he should be working right now.
Welcome to the show, Scott.
Yeah, we love that, Scott.
Hey, Scott.
How are you guys? How are you?
Good, thanks. Scott, what kind of trade?
We're in building.
Nice. When was the last time you saw a chiropractor?
Too long. Too long ago.
Too long. Too long. Okay, Mel, your buzzer is lady. Scott, your buzzer is tradie. First
person to three correct answers is winning 50 bucks cash this afternoon.
Here we go.
Question number one.
What is special about this Sunday?
Tradie.
Scott.
Mother's Day.
That is correct.
It is Mother's Day.
Don't forget, we've given you ample warning.
We've done our job.
What day is Mother's Day?
Sunday.
Question number two.
A giant moth the size of a rugby ball has been found at an Aussie school.
Is there such thing as a venomous moth?
Ready.
Scott.
Yes.
Yes, that is correct.
To name one of them, the southern flannel moth.
Screw getting stung by a venomous moth.
What a stink way to die.
Moths in Australia are terrifying.
Yeah, rugby ball sized moths.
They're gross.
I'd never leave an outdoor light on ever again.
Two to the tradies.
You could win it all here, Scott.
Question number three.
I like that boulder.
That's a nice boulder.
Is a movie quote from what famous cartoon film?
Oh my God.
I'll do the accent.
I like that boulder.
That's a nice boulder.
You're going to kick yourself.
Guys, it's Shrek.
Donkey says it when he goes to the swamp.
No Shrek fans in the show today.
That's okay.
We'll carry on.
All right, Scott, still on two for the tradies.
Mel, you need this one.
Name this song.
Mel.
Cheers to the freaking weekend.
There she is.
She's right back in the game.
One to the ladies, two to the tradies.
The term can I speak to the manager
is associated with what name?
Trady. Yes, Scott, for the win.
Karen.
He was right in there too. Have you dealt with a few
Karens in your trade, have you, Scott?
They come around.
50 bucks to the tradies for the weekend.
Have a great weekend, guys.
Nice work, Scotty.
Cheers, guys.
Bree and Clint.
This is for anyone who has ever worn PJs out of the house before.
You wear PJs at all?
You do, eh?
You wear pyjama bottoms.
Yeah, I do.
And just go young, wild and free on top.
Yeah.
Sometimes it's the other way around.
I have worn pyjamas to work before.
Right.
My last job, I tried to play off that a Peter Alexander nightie was a dress.
Well, I think that's very doable these days, the way that fashion's going.
Not this nightie.
Oh, right.
This is clearly a wee willy winky nightie.
Right.
Did I have a butt flap?
A mum of three named Jodie Palmer is being trolled ruthlessly online at the moment
because she uploaded a picture of herself dropping her kids off
during the school run in her pyjamas.
Dropping the kids off at the school?
No, not that way.
No, she didn't upload a picture of that.
Wait, so she was in her pyjamas.
She dropped the kids off at the school or pool?
The school.
Okay, the school.
She did the school run in her pyjamas.
That's fine. She said, she went in her pyjamas. That's fine.
She said she went in her pyjamas.
You can see her there in her pyjamas with unbrushed hair.
And she said she did it because she's trying to be a good mum.
She's not a bad mum.
However, because it's 2021 and she put it online,
she was called disgusting.
Oh, my God.
Lazy.
And she was told she has no pride in her appearance,
which is just like, come on, man.
Come off of it.
Come off of it.
She's a mum with three kids.
But also, yeah, she's a mum with three kids.
She's got a million other things to do,
and she's dropping them off at school.
She's not going out for a five-star, five-course meal.
But even if she wasn't a mum of three,
unless she was showing up to
defend you for murder
in court, why do you
care what she's wearing?
Enough to call her disgusting, lazy, and
having no pride in her appearance, you know?
Oh, God.
There are certain parts of the country where,
I mean, going out in your pyjamas is formal wear,
you know? There are certain parts of Auckland where that's the uniform
for going to the supermarket.
I go to Kmart often in my pyjamas.
I can see that.
I feel like it's very accepting there.
In 2019, an Auckland woman organised a wear your robe
to the supermarket event because she was shocked.
That's genius.
She was shocked at the hostility towards wearing your dressing gown
out in public.
So she made a whole night of going to do your groceries
in your dressing gown.
Very, I mean.
Well, you know, let's talk about the one thing that has been very shaded
in the last however many years.
Yes.
In the last 20 years.
Right.
Wearing your Ugg boots out in public.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which technically I would say a part of.
The lounge wear.
Yeah, it's the pyjamas. Yeah. I think in the pyjamas category. It originates from the pyjamas area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which technically, I would say, a part of... The lounge wear. Yeah, it's the pyjamas.
Yeah.
I think in the pyjamas category.
It originates from the pyjamas area.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If they've got a hard bottom on them, they are perfect for outdoor use.
We just want to run a quick poll this afternoon just to get the mood of the nation.
0800-DIAL-ZM, do you leave the house in your pyjamas?
Doesn't matter where you go in them.
We'd love to know where you do go in them. But if you are willing to leave the house in your pyjamas? Doesn't matter where you go in them. We'd love to know where you do go in them.
But if you are willing to leave the house in your PJs,
you think it's fine, you think it should be normalised,
call us, tell us.
Influence people with your pyjama fashion this afternoon.
Yeah, and is there certain types of pyjamas that are appropriate
and others that are not?
Yeah.
Yeah, do you have formal pyjamas and casual pyjamas?
Yeah.
Give us a call and tell us.
Bree and Clint.
Lady online is copping some serious hate at the moment
for wearing her pyjamas while she drops her kid off at school.
She's a mum of three,
said she had a really rough night with the other kids the night before
and dropped her son off to school in her PJs.
Took a photo, put it up, called herself pyjama mum
and she's been called lazy, disgusting
and having no
pride in her appearance. Because you know who
I hold in really
high regard? Who? Online
people that write comments.
The comments section. Yeah, the comments
section. I always find they're very
constructive.
Yes, absolutely. Always lovely. Well informed.
Well informed. Yeah, yeah. Constructive is a
good word for it.
We want to normalise.
Well, do we?
We want to see if it's normal these days to wear your pyjamas outside of the house.
So we've asked, do you?
And where do you go?
And should more people do it?
Grace has called up.
Hi, Grace.
Hi, Grace.
Hello.
You're an outdoor pyjama wearer.
Yeah, I love it.
Yes, Grace. I will go to the airport, the supermarket.
I've been to uni in my pyjamas.
You've been to university in your pyjamas?
Yeah.
What sort of pyjamas are you rocking?
Is it like a, is it a lacy negligee?
No, I've got like fluffy cloud pyjamas.
Wait a minute, Grace.
Can I just say something for all the ladies listening,
just to educate them men a little bit.
Guess what?
The lacy negligee pyjamas, not super common.
Really?
Wow.
Well, that's why I had to check.
That's a dream fantasy thing.
We're not whipping those on to be comfortable.
Well, I just had to check.
Maybe Grace is wearing them to university.
Sarah's called up.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hey.
Your PJs are getting an outing.
Where do you wear yours?
I went to school this morning for the drop-off.
Yeah, oh, you did exactly this.
Yep, and I did not get out of the car,
and then I went home and had a half-hour uninterrupted shower,
and it was absolutely marvellous.
Yes, girl, good for you.
Sarah, can I say, do you double it up with the Ugg boots?
No, I don't own Ugg boots.
Oh, you need to invest.
What part of New Zealand do you live in? I'm't own Ugg boots. Oh, you need to invest. What part of New Zealand
do you live in?
I'm a party. Yeah, you need
some, Sarah. You go treat yourself.
Let's talk to Katie. Hi, Katie.
Hi, how are you?
We're normalising wearing your PJs out of the house.
Where are you wearing yours to?
I wear it everywhere, like
out to the supermarket, out to the mall,
wherever I can, basically.
And your Ugg boots, do they come along for the trip?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Ugg boots and dressing gown, always.
Do you ever get any weird looks at the supermarket for wearing your pyjamas?
No, I lived in Wainui for I don't know how long.
It's very, very common there.
So you're just one of the people then.
Oh, I want to live there.
Yeah, totally do.
And Wainui would be weird to wear clothes to the supermarket?
Yeah, people would be like, why are you so dressed up?
Yeah, clothes you get weird looks for.
Yeah, they go, bro, what are you trying to prove?
Who are you trying to be with your clothes at the supermarket?
An enclosed shoe?
That's not enough.
But what are you doing?
What are you up to?
Laura's called up.
Hi, Laura.
Kia ora, team.
How are you?
Good, thanks, Laura.
Do you wear your pyjamas outside of the house?
I do.
Not as regs as the other callers,
but I did have my 22nd birthday at the movies this year,
and I made it a pyjama party for the sole purpose that people could just go home and get into bed afterwards.
What a fantastic idea.
That's a great idea.
Wait, did you go to the cinema?
Like, everyone go to the cinema in the pyjamas?
Yeah, and we even went to dinner beforehand in our PJs too.
Oh, I love that.
Did you have to get permission from the restaurant for that
or you just show up?
No, just rock up.
And I really think, like, obviously the supermarket
and the mall and the airport, it's all been done.
But how about we normalise going to the movies?
Yeah, right.
Break new ground.
It just makes sense.
It just makes sense.
Laura, at the end of the day,
who wants to watch a film in a pair of jeans?
Yeah.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And we had one of two reactions.
We had either people looking at us,
like giving us dirty looks,
like, oh, my God, they're in their PJs,
or we had people going, oh, man,
I wish I thought of that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you're blazing a trail.
I want to be in that person.
Finally, Carly, do you wear your pyjamas out of the house?
Yeah, we used to wear our pyjamas underneath our school uniform.
And what was the reason for that?
For warmth?
Just in winter, yeah, when it was really cold,
we used to have our Pete Alexanders underneath our uniform
because we had really long black skirts.
Yeah, nice.
Do you ever forget to put the uniform over the top?
No, not usually because we had black tights as well,
so you'd have to tuck the pyjamas into the tights.
Oh, my God.
That seems like a lot of admin.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, but it was warmer than just being naked underneath, I guess.
So, wait.
Naked.
I love the idea of being naked underneath your clothes.
Does that mean you would just never take your pyjamas off
until you washed yourself?
Basically, yeah, you'd get up and you'd just put your skirt over the top
and then after school you'd go home
and probably change into a different pair of PJs and full beard.
Yeah, like a second skin.
They would be fragrant.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the Latest.
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, first it was Ben Affleck's dating antics up on show for Everon
and now it's someone from Friends.
Yes, it is Matthew Perry, the latest star to be outed as a celebrity
using the dating app Raya.
We've talked about this app a few times on the show.
It's like an exclusive thing you have to apply to be a part of.
Lots and lots of celebrities use it because,
so here's a feature of Raya, right?
If you screenshot your phone,
it comes up as an alert that says you've got a screenshot,
and if you do one more screenshot, you're being banned from the app.
Just a little tidbit there.
Anyway, so here's what I've written.
So Matthew Perry, the Friends star who's 51,
matched with a young TikTok star, she calls herself.
She's 19.
They matched on Raya.
She's gorgeous.
She looks like a Barbie doll.
Anyway, they were video calling each other.
She's recorded the call, of course, as you do,
and then she's released it on her TikTok.
She's come out saying that the reason she released her private call
with Matthew Perry was to alert young girls about, you know,
these creepy older Hollywood men.
Definitely had nothing to do with her wanting to get some fame
or, you know, more followers or anything like that.
It was definitely a good Samaritan kind of thing.
But look, it's gone everywhere.
Matthew Perry hasn't responded and another star to be busted on Raya.
There you go.
Yeah, right.
I can see where you're going with that, Dean.
But at the end of the day, these old dudes need to stop trying to mack on these young TikTok girls.
Because anyone who has TikTok star in their bio, she's too young for you, bro.
She's too young for you.
If you don't know what TikTok is, she's too young for you.
If you were famous in the 90s and she's on TikTok She's too young for you bro
Yeah
Seriously
And she's gonna put you on TikTok bro
If your daughter went to school with her
She hasn't seen Friends
She's too young for you
She hasn't seen Friends
Pass off she hasn't seen Friends
She's lying
Pass off Dave
Why else would you match with Matthew Perry
Seriously
For his handsomely good look
Yeah right
That's the latest
Live out of Los Angeles with a Hollywood correspondent.
That's pretty savage today.
Bree and Clint.
Have you got a present for Mother's Day?
Have you got a present for Mother's Day?
No, not yet.
Your mum's here.
Your mum lands today.
I know.
I'm so excited.
Yeah, but why haven't you gotten her a Mother's Day present?
I'm going to treat her to a day of things.
Right. Yeah. So, like, I'm going to take her out to a nice cafe,
treat her to brunch, coffee and then I'm going to go get her nails done for her. Right.
And then I'm going to go to the movies. Oh, you've got it sorted. You've got it under control. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, right, right. I thought you were like, no, I'll figure it out. No, I like to take
her to do things. Well, here's an idea for people who haven't got mum sorted
yet. And you can do this online, okay?
You can do this one tonight.
How about for Mother's Day
you treat your mum
like a lady?
Like a real lady.
What do you mean?
Like a Scottish lady.
Oh, from Scotland?
Like a lord and lady
of Scotland.
As is historically customary in Scotland,
landowners in Scotland are referred to as lords and ladies,
and now you can buy your mum some land in Scotland.
You wouldn't bloody believe this.
You knew when you was away,
Kim Crossman bought me land in Scotland and made me a lady.
Did she really?
I've got a plan.
Are you a lady? I'm now a lady. Did she really? I've got a plot. Are you a lady?
I'm now a lady.
Geez, they'll let anyone be a lady these days.
They didn't do a background check.
This is good.
This is good.
If Brie can be a lady,
so can your mum.
It's a great idea.
I loved it.
If you buy this for your mum,
she will get a dedicated plot of land
measuring one square foot in Scotland.
Yep, I've got mine.
A personalised title certificate with your mum's name on it
that says Lady Mum, whatever your mum's name is.
Lady Mum.
And a unique plot number that will be assigned to the title holder
and your digital certificate will be emailed to you within 24 hours.
You could do it tomorrow and it would still be there in time for Mother's Day.
I highly recommend and the best part about becoming a lady is you can do this amazing accent.
You can try.
Squirtash accent.
All of that.
All of that.
How much would you pay to make your mum into a lady?
A hundred bucks.
Well, that's a bargain at twice the price.
But for this weekend,
for the low, low price of $49,
Bargain?
your mum can finally become a lady.
That is a bloody bargain.
Your Scottish accent is terrible.
That's English.
Like it's not even like in the ballpark.
Okay, right.
I can only say,
give me something to say.
Happy Mother's Day, Mum.
I made you a lady.
Happy Mother's Day, Mum.
I'm just, I'm going to leave.
There's lots of things to work on here.
There's lots of little bits to work on.
I'm looking forward to this next conversation,
mainly because it's going to make Clint uncomfortable.
I don't...
Have you ever thought to yourself, Clint,
there might be, you never know, you should be prepared.
At some point in your life,
you might have to do a striptease for someone.
I don't think so.
I don't think that's something that's ever going to need to happen.
Have you ever thought about wooing one of your partners with a bit of a shimmy?
One of my partners.
I've only got one partner.
A bit of a helicopter.
And she doesn't want any wooing.
She's quite happy un-wooed.
Have you ever asked her?
Oh, I know.
It's pretty obvious.
You know, a bit of a show from the Clinton Roberts repertoire.
Well, put it this way.
You put yourself in her shoes. Do you want a show from the Clinton Roberts repertoire. Well, put it this way. You put yourself in her shoes.
Do you want a show from the Clinton Roberts repertoire?
I mean, I don't look at you like that.
No.
So I don't know what she's thinking.
I feel like someone had their second anniversary last night
and is bringing some real life experience to the show today.
I feel like something went down in your relationship last night
and then you've gone, oh, I did a great strip tease.
I'll be honest, there's been
a promise in my relationship
for something of that kind of nature
for a long time. Has it happened? Never has
happened. Right. But
I need to be prepared
and this is why I thought we could talk about this afternoon.
What would your song
be if it was a one time only
strip show from yourself?
I'm not going first.
Let's go with Producer Ben.
You reckon Producer Ben would do a strip tease?
No, this is hypothetical.
This is if you had to.
Had to.
What would be the song?
You would be just as uncomfortable as me.
I think Ben would be alright.
You would.
You would.
I wouldn't like it.
No.
Neither would she.
But I have chosen a song.
Yes.
That if occasion ever did arise.
It's a Rihanna song.
Yeah.
Is it this one?
Is it this one?
This is very...
Damn.
Producer Ben. I told you. I told you. Damn, producer, bitch.
I told you.
I told you, he's got a lot more up his sleeve.
I hope, if you're doing a striptease,
I hope there's a bit more up your sleeve.
About the trouser.
Raunchy, okay.
Yeah, I'm into that.
That's a good song, I think.
Anastasia, I mean, hypothetically,
if you ever found somebody to do a striptease for.
Hey, you leave her alone.
You don't, she doesn't tell you all of her things.
Anastasia, if you felt like doing a striptease in the mirror for yourself one night.
I bet you she already has.
What song would you pick, Anastasia?
It would be this, Britney Spears, Jim.
You want a piece of me.
You want a piece of me You want a piece of me
This would be it.
Glenn, you just got to be straight and tell them
and ask them the question.
Is there a poll?
And that's what this song does.
Oh, right.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, my God.
I feel like this song is more of a statement than a question.
Don't be asking the question when you're doing a striptease.
I'll go next.
Okay.
I've actually answered this really honestly
because I feel like there's a song that just speaks to me.
I move well to it.
You did it last night.
We know.
We get it.
No, I didn't.
But maybe in the future it would be a bit of Ariana Grande.
This Ariana Grande song.
The part where it goes into where it's...
It's quite fast.
It's quite fast.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Get the song from the very start.
Can we get the song from the very start?
And you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.
It's got a mood.
It's got a vibe.
Ready? Just put yourself, picture it's got a mood it's got a vibe ready just put
yourself picture it okay here it is
it's aggressive I think this is a good and your face it was just they were
quite aggressive the other liked the other one.
No, just picture it.
The lights are going down.
I'm here for it.
This is a sexy song.
You walk into the doorway.
The shadow's at your back.
You start clicking.
Eye contact.
And then now you move closer.
Yeah, right.
Okay, that's enough of a visual.
I've got enough.
Yeah, your song's fine. That's good. I don't want to do mine. You have right. Okay, that's enough of a visual. She's definitely got a whole weekend.
Yeah, your song's fine.
That's good.
I don't want to do mine.
You have to. I don't want to do mine because it sucks.
It sucks.
Come on, mate.
Beg yourself.
Did you pick the Climax song?
No, I didn't pick Climax.
No.
No, by Usher.
I wish I'd picked that.
I wish I'd picked that song.
Can I pick that?
Oh, you've picked a song that suits you, haven't you?
No, I haven't picked a song.
I picked a T-Pain song.
What?
Are you doing the strip tease in 1999?
When are you doing it?
I don't know.
It's about stripping.
I went very literal with her.
I've picked T-Pain, I'm in love with a stripper.
It's not going to happen.
It doesn't matter.
It's irrelevant.
Well, see, not if you have that attitude.
I'm never doing it.
Not if you've got that attitude.
No, I do have that attitude.
Let's ask people this afternoon On 0800 Dial ZM
What would be your song
Hypothetically
If you had to one day
Without a striptease
Maybe you've got one
Maybe in your relationship you have striptease Wednesdays
You can text us also
On 9696
Maybe you've got a UE boom in the bedroom
For when you want to have a UE boom.
That's good.
They should use that
for their next campaign.
Bree and Clint.
There'd be a few good
Sean Paul striptease songs
wouldn't there?
Oh yeah.
That could be one.
That could be one.
Bree and Clint.
That's Sean Paul
from Friday Jam
and it's called
Get Busy.
We're talking
striptease songs.
And look,
if you're not a
striptease person
that's okay. Don't feel bad if you don't have a song. No. And look, if you're not a striptease person, that's okay.
Don't feel bad if you don't have a song.
No.
No, don't.
You should feel bad for not having a song
because we're trying to teach you
you should always be prepared in life.
What?
Like it's going to be sprung on you?
Who knows?
Maybe you get caught up in a drug smuggling ring
and they say you need to striptease for your life.
You need to striptease your way out of this situation.
And then you're not going to know
because you haven't thought about what song.
In that situation,
what would your song be?
Jennifer's called up.
Hi, Jennifer.
Hi, Jen.
Hi, happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
You sound like fun, Jen.
What's your song you're going to be strip teasing to?
Pony.
A bit of genuine.
Now, I've got to level with you here, Jennifer. him too. Tony. A bit of genuine. Now.
I've got a level with you here, Jennifer.
While the songs were playing, Brie said this was
a boring choice. No,
I said it was predictable.
Yeah. I'm predictable.
Only because
obviously being made very, very
famous by Magic Mike.
Mr Channing Tatum. Yes.
But then, I mean, would work in your favour, Jennifer,
because there'd be a lot of good thoughts attached to that song.
They could think of Channing.
Yes.
Jess has caught up.
Hi, Jess.
Hi, Jess.
Hi.
I literally strip to this song every time it comes on for my partner
in the car anywhere.
And it's getting hot
in here. You're kidding. In the car?
You strip-tease?
Anytime it comes
on. Is he in the car with you right now?
No, he's not.
The song that we're playing right now.
This one. Yes.
You're not naked right now.
No, it's not played long enough.
Oh.
God, you sound like the most fun person to be in a relationship with,
can I say, Jess?
Oh, thank you.
I'll tell them that.
Yeah, you should.
Imagine if they played that song at church.
I mean, I don't imagine they would.
Jess should tell her boyfriend I said she's a catch.
Another Jess. Jess is here too. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi. What's a catch. Another Jess.
Jess is here too.
Hi, Jess.
Hi, Jess.
Hey.
What's up for you, Jess?
What song are you putting on the record player and then doing a sexy dance?
It's not for me, actually.
It brought back memories of when I was like 16 and they did the flip-flop at school.
And this ginger head guy, he was quite popular.
And he came on and he danced to Don't Ya by
Pussycat Dolls. Oh no way.
Was it school appropriate or was it
like that bit at Mean Girls?
No, it was so well done.
He had the school
outfit on and everything and
had a tie and he had the school outfit on and everything and, like, had a tie.
And he had a desk on the stage and he was, like, flicking his legs up.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
He didn't have, like, the rip-away pants on, did he?
I don't even remember.
He was straight, though, but he did it so well.
He won the competition.
I love the caveat.
He was straight, but he was still pretty good.
We'll go to Vixen finally. Hi, Vixen. was straight, but he was still pretty good. We'll go to
Vixen finally. Hi, Vixen.
Hi. I feel like this is going to be the
best one. Vixen, very
saucy name. Thank you.
It's for my job.
Oh, Vixen.
Can I give you a hint on what I do?
Yeah. Wait, are you a
professional? Yes,
I'm a professional. This is good.
So you'll actually know what a good song is.
Yeah.
Okay, tell us, Vixen, what is the striptease song of choice for you?
So my go-to of this week is Last Resort by Papa Roach.
What?
I put my life into pieces.
This is my last resort.
Suffocation.
No, Bree. I told, hers was aggressive.
Yours is aggressive.
That's what they want.
Wow.
Isn't that right, Vixen?
That's what they want.
Yeah, it's what they want.
You're going to have to give them what they want.
Confidence.
I guess you would know if it was a good choice or not
because you can literally count the money at the end of it.
Yeah.
Vixen, I've got a question.
Is there a song
that you feel like
you've earned
way more money
using that song
like out of
all of the others?
It really depends
on the night
and the audience.
So like
on your Friday night,
Saturday night,
when you be young
tradism,
Last Resort
by Papa Roach.
Oh my God,
I just figured it out.
You're a naked DJ.
That's part of your job
isn't it
sure
yeah
could you imagine
the song to the crowd
Vixen's like
Clint you've never been
to a strip club
have you
no but I'd like to
thanks Vixen
very eye opening
yeah
right now though
let's play the
one second song challenge time is waiting you only get one second Very eye-opening. Yep. Bree and Clint. Right now, though, let's play the One Second Song Challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second.
It's changed a bit, this game.
We now get you guys to play with us.
Yeah, it's more fun.
Yeah, we play as teams.
Your knowledge comes into play.
I'm more a team sport kind of girl.
Well, let's see who's on whose team.
Mina is here first.
Hi, Mina.
Happy Friday.
Hi, Mina.
Hi.
Whose team do you want to be on?
Do you want to be on Team Bree or Team Clint?
I have to go Team Bree.
All right, Mina.
You're with me, gal.
The girls are sticking together.
That means, Dylan, you're on Team Clint, okay?
Yeah, awesome.
Sounds good.
This is how we play, guys.
First round, Bree and I will play against each other for a point.
Round two,
you guys are going head to head for a point
and so on and so forth like that.
Anastasia runs the game.
Anastasia, what's our theme?
This week's theme is Friday Jam songs.
Friday Jams.
Love it.
Everyone knows them.
Everyone loves them.
Should be good.
Sweet.
So we'll start off with you two.
Just use your own names as your buzzers.
Okay.
Let's hear song number one.
Clint.
Oh.
That was Katy Perry, California Girls.
All right, Mayna.
You've got to get in quick, okay?
All right, guys, for this round,
just remember your own names are your buzzers.
So I will play the first song and just buzz when you know it.
Good luck, Dylan.
Yeah.
Here's song number two.
Nina.
Yes, Maynard.
Carly Rae Jetson.
Call Me Maybe.
Yes, Nina.
That is great.
Go, you good thing. That is correct. Go you good thing.
That is impressive.
Very good, man.
Which one of you has chosen to play the one second song challenge
next to a main road, by the way?
Sounds very...
That would be myself.
Yeah, right, Dylan.
Not the best circumstances, is it?
Dylan.
No, no.
Okay, that's okay.
We're at one all.
We're still in this game. It's back to
Brie and I. Here's song number three.
Brie!
Snoop Dogg.
Drop it like it's hot.
That's great.
Yeah, but who produced it?
Dr. Dre? Hey, mate.
Ah, Pharrell. Oh, damn it.
I only need one artist. I know.
Mina. That means you could win it for us here.
All right, guys.
So it's back to Dylan and Mina.
Wait, can we get Dylan to close the door of his car for this point?
I want him to have the best chance possible, okay?
Dylan, glue that phone to your ear, all right?
Come on, Mina.
I'm trying.
Mina.
Is it me?
Yes
Yeah
Gold Digger
Kanye West
That's correct Nina
It's just one of the ones
Second song challenge
Dylan
Nina
You legend
Well done
Well done Nina
Unlucky Dylan
My favourite bit is Dylan going
Oh I know this one.
But he didn't buzz in.
He didn't buzz in.
Yeah, right.
Mina, call back and we'll play again next week.
Your buddy's amazing.
50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way, mate.
Woo!
Thank you so much, guys.
Fran, clip back in a second.
ZM.
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Bree and Clint.
Look, this week we've been on a journey and it's something that I started on Monday and it went all the way through till Thursday yesterday.
It was based off this massive hit from Dopamine Friday.
The Friday song, It's a Mood.
It's literally the definition of It's a Mood.
It makes you feel good.
It lifts you up on a Friday.
And I thought the other days
of the week needed that just as, if not more than Friday. So I made one for Monday.
And I was like, cool, that was funny. That was good. Leave it there. And then I thought,
you know me, I love to drag something out. So there was a Tuesday song.
It's Tuesday again.
Then Wednesday, Thursday. Once you start, you can't stop there.
And of course, hump day needed one.
We want that hump day.
It's Wednesday again.
Then Thursday, Friday.
At which point I said, cool, I see where you're going with this.
You can stop.
There's no point in continuing.
We get it.
But then there was like, you know, we're already over halfway
as in hump day. We've got to make
a Thursday one.
And then obviously,
you know, people that listen to this show,
they would go, it's done.
It's done. There's already a Friday song. The Friday song
exists. There's already one. She doesn't
need to do one for Friday. There's literally no
needs. You know, but I'm no
quitter and you can't leave anything
unfinished and sometimes
you need to take things to the next level.
Right. And we've made a Friday
version. You made a Friday version
of the Friday song? Or should I say
a Fri-yay version?
Oh my god, what have you, who
have you become? Look at me.
They just give me so much dopamine in my veins, these songs.
Okay, you sure you want to play There's No Going Back?
Once there's ears, there's no going back.
No, I feel like the people want it.
Right.
And the people will get it.
Here it is, the Friday version of the Friday song.
It's Friday again, it's Saturday, Sunday, what?
It's Friday again, it's Saturday, Sunday, what? It's Friday again, it's Saturday, Sunday, what? It's Friday again Then Saturday, Sunday, what?
It's Friday again
Then Saturday, Sunday, what?
It's Friday again
Then Saturday, Sunday, what?
Very true to the original so far.
Isn't that...
What?
I thought the hands of time would change me
And I'll be over this by now
Yeah
It's been too long since we got crazy i'm lucky
yeah it's friday It's Friday, Saturday, Sunday and we're swinging all the way. Yeah. It's Friday again.
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
It's Friday again.
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
We want that Friday.
It's Friday again.
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
We want that rosé.
It's Friday again.
It's Saturday, Sunday, what? Thank you. So keep it playing, I'm on a wave And I'm riding on the wave
When it comes like
We want that Fri-yay
We want that rosé
We want that rosé.
We want that Friday. It's Friday again.
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
It's Friday again.
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
We want that rosé.
It's Friday again.
It's Saturday, Sunday, what?
It's Friday again.
Every Friday, Saturday, Sunday, endless weekend on the way. Every Friday, Saturday, Sunday, endless weekend on the way.
Every Friday, Saturday, Sunday, endless weekend on the way.
There it is, everybody.
The Friday version of the Friday song.
Every Friday, Saturday, Sunday, endless weekend on the way.
We want that rosé, baby.
I've heard of reinventing the wheel, but...
Hey, look, this is just a text on the text machine.
Someone said, better than the original, made my stressful day better.
You know you have to pay when you send in those text messages, eh, Bree?
And I appreciate every single text message that's come in.
Look, it's been, I've had so much fun making those this week
and you guys all being super supportive, so that's been really fun.
And people have been asking,
is there a link where we can get the Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday version?
And there is.
Producer Ben and the guys have been working around the clock
and there's actually a page where we've posted all of the songs
and you can take your pick.
You can download the one you want
and all you need to do is text
remix to 9696
and we will fire you back the link.
Just be aware, it's a lot of admin having to
change your ringtone every single day
to suit the day of the week.
Once you get it to the bottom.
If you want those remixes,
text remix to 9696.
I can see no one's texted through.
They'll come, mate.
They'll come.
As long as hot as that, they'll come.
I hope so.
Oh, they'll be queuing up to text it in.
Just if you are trying to text REMIX to 9696 to get the remixes,
you have to just write REMIX.
Don't write anything else.
Don't write REMIX. Don't write remix.
I can't believe I'm sending this text.
I'm frantically trying to reply manually to all the people that haven't just written remix.
But that's okay.
That's, you know, I'm happy to do it.
It's part of the job as an aspiring artist.
It is.
You know, it's part of the, you know, the daily grind.
R-E-M-I-X to 9696.
And we'll put you back the link.
A man today has outed himself as we'll click you back the link. A man today
has outed himself
as the stupidest man on the internet
when he tweeted
I am in shock. I have
lived in this flat for two years
and I only just discovered
today that it has a dishwasher.
Oh.
It was the reality show. Stop
Kimbra. I haven't finished reading the tweet yet
he said i've only just today realized that we've got a dishwasher
you would absolutely be filthy at yourself wouldn't you i thought it was a fake cupboard
i've wasted days of my life just washing dishes he added a picture and to his credit, the dishwasher does have
like a faux cupboard panel
on the front of it
to make it blend in
with the rest of the kitchen.
But what he's admitted is
he hasn't opened that drawer
or cupboard
in the entire two years
he's lived in that house.
Yeah, which I don't believe.
Of course you're going to look
at what's in that cupboard.
You're not just going to look at it
and go, oh, that's a fake cupboard.
You reckon?
Surely not. He reckons he hasn't. He're not just going to look at it and go, oh, that's a fake cupboard. You reckon? Surely not.
He reckons he hasn't.
He reckons he's only just figured it out two years later.
He's pissed off because of all the dishes he's done by hand.
Some people on Twitter came through and shared similar experiences.
One lady showed a secret herb cupboard that she's got in her kitchen, a thin one.
She goes, I thought this was just a panel until I pressed it in.
I know the ones you talk about.
And a herb rack came sliding out.
Some people were a bit more sarcastic
and they posted, I've been
living in my house for three years
and I always assumed that this door was decorative.
Turns out it opens.
I have a bathroom.
Oh, right. No more
pooing in the bush or brushing my teeth in the
kitchen for me.
Someone else posted, I am also in shock.
I've lived in this house for eight years,
and I just discovered today that the child living with me is actually my daughter.
People are so sarcastic.
The poor guy has been washing dishes.
When was the last time you lived in a place that didn't have a dishwasher?
Oh.
A long time ago.
Don't remember, yeah.
You know, before I moved to New Zealand, my place didn't have a dishwasher.
I reckon when I lived at home.
Oh, did you not, did you grow up without a dishwasher?
No, no.
And then when I moved out, my parents got a dishwasher.
That's what my parents do.
And you know what the gag is?
They said, yeah.
You were the dishwasher.
All of our dish dishwasher's moved out.
Brie and Clint.
And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Oaky.
I love Friday Oaky.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Oaky.
Thanks, Brie and Clint.
You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again.
Friday Oki.
Every Friday we go head to head in a singing battle.
It's a good way to finish the week, you know,
just to really bring things down a notch.
Yeah, just really kill one of our confidence.
Just moving into the weekend.
Last week we did a Justin Bieber song.
You know, it's topical.
It's hot.
We did Peaches, the biggest song
in the country right now. And we
butchered it. So I like that this week you've
gone old school. You've got a difference.
When old school, I thought my mum
flies in this afternoon
and all the mums out there, don't
forget it's Mother's Day on Sunday.
So what better song to do than
ABBA, Mamma Mia.
Oh yes, Mamma Mia.
Now kids, ABBA was a band back in the day.
Did they not make this song for the movie?
As a man, I am extremely terrified about this week's Friday Okie and happy that I don't have to go first.
I think this is one of my worst, but the passion's there.
You've got to listen to both of them in full
and then we'll get five people to call up and vote.
This is not going to be good.
And tell us, who did the best ABBA for Friday Okie?
I've been cheated by you since I don't know when Aoki. Let's rock. But I suddenly lose control There's a fire within my soul
Let's rock!
Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
One more look and I forget everything
Oh, oh, mamma mia
Here I go again
Mama, how can I resist ya?
Mamma mia, does it show again? Mama, just how can I resist ya? Mama mia, does it show again?
Mama, just how much I miss ya.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I've just realised who I am.
Who's that?
I'm that woman down at the local karaoke bar that always has too many drinks.
She's always sitting in the corner.
Gets up on a Friday night.
Anastasia had a look on her face during that.
She was like...
She thought, that's good.
Yeah, actually, no, you're right.
That's what the face was.
Solid effort.
Yeah.
That's the look she gave.
It was terrible.
Your mum's going to hop on a plane home when she hears that.
Passion was there.
It could get worse.
Because I've still got to do mine.
So once you've heard both of these,
you can vote in Friday Okie this week.
Long intro. Because I've still got to do mine. So once you've heard both of these, you can vote in Friday Okie this week.
Long intro.
Everything about it is long.
Here's my ABBA. So I made up my mind, this must come to an end. Look at me now, will I ever learn?
I don't know how, but I suddenly lose control.
There's a fire within my soul.
Just one look and I can hear a bell ring.
One more look and I forget everything.
Whoa, whoa.
Mamma mia, here I go again.
Mamma, how can I resist you?
Mamma mia, does it show again?
Mamma, just how much I missed you.
I really don't like you for making me do that.
Just limbering up for my sixth back-to-back loss, baby. I really don't like you for making me do that.
Just limbering up for my sixth back-to-back loss, baby.
Not if I beat you to it.
One of us has to win this week.
If you want to vote on Friday Oaky, call us on 0800-DIALS-ZM.
The Mamma Mia Mother's Day edition.
Bree and Clint.
Okay.
Friday Oaky. Welcome back,. Okay. Friday Okies.
Welcome back everybody to Friday Okies.
Just realised
after a while
what has been
sucking all my confidence
going into the weekend.
Oh yeah, what's that?
Losing every week
I think.
And embarrassing.
For me it's just hearing
the sound of myself singing.
This week we did a Mother's Day
special. Breeze Mum lands in the country
right now from Australia and all
the mums are having a big weekend so we did
Mamma Mia.
That's Breeze.
One of those It's Breeze. Mamma mia, does it show again? Mama, just how much I missed you.
One of those is the best ABBA cover of all time.
Of all time.
That's what we're here to figure out this afternoon.
And Melissa's going to vote first.
Hey, Melissa.
G'day, Matt. Hello.
Hello.
Who are you voting for on Friday Oaky this week?
Me and my five-year-old son, Grayson, are voting for...
Three.
Oh!
Melissa, I appreciate you giving me a pity vote.
I love you guys.
Oh, no, Grayson said you did an amazing job.
Grayson, you're my favourite.
Thank you, Grayson.
The bad thing is Grayson's never heard the real ABBA.
He thinks that's what they sound like.
Yeah, so for him, that's top notch.
And Amanda is here.
Hi, Amanda.
G'day, Amanda.
Oh, are you there, Amanda?
Hello.
Hello.
Who are you voting for on Friday Okie this week?
I think I would like to vote for Bree.
Oh.
Another pity vote, Amanda, and I'll take it.
She wasn't sure about it, but she thinks she'd like to vote for you.
You're up 2-0 here.
Let's go to Lynn.
Hi, Lynn.
Hi there.
Hello.
You've just heard two excellent ABBA covers.
About as good as it gets, right, Lynn, would you say?
Yes, absolutely.
Yeah, I reckon so.
Nearly as good as the real thing.
Lynn, who are you voting for this afternoon?
Well, what I have to say, Bree,
is I know that mums love their children unconditionally.
And thank goodness for that, but my vote is for Clint.
Oh, wow.
You don't think that's the welcome home present
Bree's mum was hoping for?
Can I just say, Lynn?
Absolutely not.
I'm sure she'd rather a nice cold glass of Chardonnay or something.
Lynn, can I say I love a solid burn on this show,
and that one was solid.
Marley's called up.
Hi, Marley.
It's Molly.
Oh, Molly.
Hi, Molly.
Sorry.
Hi, Molly.
Yep, got your name right and everything, Molly.
Hi.
Who are you voting for on Friday?
Okay.
I'm going to go for Clint.
Sorry, Bree.
That's all right, Marley. Thank you. Sorry, Brie. That's alright, Marley.
Thank you. Thanks very much, Marley.
See you, Marley. She's Marley now.
That means we go to tie break.
It's two all, one deciding vote, and
Leela gets it. Hi, Leela. Hi, Leela.
Hello. I'm going to go
Brie today. Leela.
Really?
Really? Really, Leela?
Are you sure? It was amazing.
Leela, you're my gal.
Have a great weekend, mate.
See ya.
There you go.
To the victor, go the spoils and the customary replay.
This is for your mum.
Mamma mia.
Does it show again?
My, my.
Just how much I miss ya.
I think Anastasia's right.
I think she's Googling return flights to Australia.
Yeah, I think she's headed back to the airport.
She's like, is that what she's been doing in New Zealand this whole time?
No, my mum knows how tone deaf I am.
I got it from her.
Bree and Clint.
Tone.
A.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
All right, birthday banger for a Friday.
It needs to be a goodie.
A lot of pressure on a Friday Birthday Banger.
Way more pressure.
We're riding the vibes into the weekend.
Absolutely.
And we want your song to take us there.
Three people's birthdays.
What was number one on their 16th?
Let's find out.
Hi, Felicity.
G'day, Flick.
Hi, how are you?
Good, mate.
How are you?
I'm good, but I just realised how much closer this is now
and then I said the called on a Friday.
Uh-oh.
Let's come back to Felicity.
We'll get you to move around a bit,
see if we can get some better reception.
The producers will speak with Felicity.
We'll go to Nicola.
Hi, Nicola.
Hi, Nicola.
Hello.
How are you going, mate?
Good, thank you.
Let's do your birthday banger.
What's your birthday?
25th of June, 81.
Right.
You were 16 in 1997 on the 25th of June.
And in 97, this had a number one hit.
Huge.
Man, I was such a big Hanson fan.
Is that why you grew your hair out like that?
Could never quite get it long enough though.
Always got to a stage and I got sick of it.
You love it Nicola, you love Hanson?
Yeah I did.
You did. Nicola, be very
careful. She's like I did.
Let me be very clear with you Clint, I did.
Trina's caught up. Hi Trina. Hi Trina.
Hi,
happy Friday. Happy Friday.
Yeah girl, are you looking forward to the weekend?
Absolutely
Good stuff
What's your birthday mate?
25 October
Dust off the vinyl
1968
Oh yeah we love it
One year off the dream year
Yeah you were 16 in 1984
On the 25th of October
And in the 80s this was number one
Wake me up Before you go go Don't leave me hanging all night on the 25th of October. And in the 80s, this was number one.
If Mbop was huge, this is mega. This is the Mbop of the 80s.
Yeah, right?
Absolutely huge.
Yeah, you get wham.
Then wake me up before you go-go.
Wham.
Whammy.
Good one, Trina. Wait there, we'll go back to Felicityam! Whammy! Good one, trainer.
Wait there, we'll go back to Felicity.
Felicity, are you with us?
Yeah.
Can you hear me?
We can hear you.
What were you saying?
I need to know what you were saying.
I was saying that I felt, I was like, I'm all good,
but it was, after what you guys said,
I feel a bit under pressure because it's Friday
and you need a good song,
and I don't think mine's going to be that good.
Oh, you don't have faith in your own birthday banger?
No.
That's all right, Flick.
You never know.
And if it is a bad one, we will blame you.
You will ruin Mother's Day.
I'm just kidding, Flick.
Well, thanks.
What's your birthday, mate?
It's 24th of October, 2001.
All right, Flick.
You were 16 in 2017.
So not that long ago.
No, exactly. Of October. And this were 16 in 2017. So not that long ago. No, exactly.
Of October.
And this is only in 2017.
This was number one.
Now, Felicity, it's very hard for anything from that recent to be like,
you know, to have those throwback vibes.
It's really a big ass
not a bad song though
she's gone again
in the future
it might be a
bonafide classic
but for now
I don't think it's
going to beat
Hanson or Wham
no
and for me
it's Wham
for me
it's Wham
oh yeah
it's gotta be
Trina you've just won
Birthday bag of congratulations
Woohoo
Yeah girl
Here we go
Don't leave me hanging on
Like a yo-yo
You put the boom boom
Into my heart
You send my soul sky high
When your loving starts
To the burn
Into my brain
It goes to bang bang bang
Till my feet do the same.
But something's bugging me.
Something ain't right.
My best friend told me what to do last night.
Left me sleeping in my bed.
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.
Wake me up before you go, go.
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
Wake me up before you go, yeah.
You put the gray skies out of my way.
You make the sunshine brighter than Doris Day.
Turn the bright spark into a flame.
My beats per minute have never been the same.
Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be alright
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go, go. I don't want to miss it when you hit that high.
Wake me up before you go, go.
Cause I'm not planning on going solo.
Wake me up before you go, go.
Take me dancing tonight.
I want to hit that high.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby Cutting up, baby, moving tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay home instead
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on to life and yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
Cause I'm not planning on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
I'll take me dancing tonight Wake me up before you go- go, go. Take me dancing tonight.
Wake me up before you go, go, go.
ZM Bree and Clint.
You can't leave me here.
That's the winner of Birthday Bangers today from Wham.
It's a great song.
Yeah.
Makes me want to get more piercings.
Really?
Yeah.
Why piercings?
Didn't the lead singer have heaps of, like, piercings. Really? Yeah. Why piercings?
Didn't the lead singer have heaps of, like, piercings?
George Michael?
Yeah, he had heaps of, like, earring piercings. Did he?
Ear piercings.
He had one.
Didn't he have the big cross hanging from his thing?
I thought he had more, like, around the top of his ear.
Babe, if it makes you want to get piercings, go and get piercings, okay?
What piercing would you get?
Probably both nipples.
Nipples are dangerous to get pierced. I'm not getting my nipples pierced. Do you think you could even pierce my nipples. Nipples are dangerous to get pierced.
I'm not getting my nipples pierced.
Do you think you could even pierce my nipples?
No, they're so tiny, you'd need to pierce it with a pin.
With a hypodermic needle.
Beating out Hanson today and Post Malone.
You know on the show we like to keep you abreast of hot topics?
You said breast? I did say, keep you abreast of hot topics?
You said breast?
I did say, I said abreast.
Who's breast?
We like to keep you up to date.
She could have just said that.
Yeah, I wish I had now.
Not talked about my breast.
Alright, I didn't talk about your breast.
I got some fashion news.
Alright, fashion news.
We're at work.
You'll remember, you're just angry because you know that I'm right here, okay?
You'll remember if you've listened to this show since the start that I tried to convince you to adopt Crocs into your lifestyle.
I said they're cool.
I'm already uncool enough.
I know.
If I start wearing Crocs.
You know, the only people that can wear Crocs,
I'll put my hand up and say, are the really, really cool, fashionable people.
That is so not true.
That is not me.
That is so not true because I've physically seen you wear Crocs,
so I know you can wear them.
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
Did you think I looked good?
Yeah, I did.
No, you're such a liar.
I thought you looked excellent.
In fact, I'll go as far as to say I thought you looked hot.
Crocs are cool, believe it or not. You don't have to take my word you looked hot. Crocs are cool. Believe it or not.
You don't have to take my word for it anymore.
Crocs are cool.
They're officially cool.
I saw a story on the news.
North Beach can't get enough Crocs.
This is legit.
They are selling out of Crocs.
They're that popular.
Listen to this.
The hottest shoe trend is less about fashion and more about function.
Get ready to rock your Crocs.
But these quirky clubs are now arguably
the hottest shoe of the season.
The hottest shoe of the season.
I can hear an American accent in that.
Yeah, because I couldn't find the New Zealand story.
Do you know why?
They're not cool here.
No, Crocs are hot.
Let's go to the poll.
Let's go to the poll.
We have some people who have called in.
Niamh has called in.
Hi, Niamh.
Hi.
Hi.
Now, you are the Prime Minister's daughter, so you would know.
Are Crocs cool?
You could not pay me enough money in the world to wear Crocs in public.
No.
Niamh, no.
Yes.
No, that's not the attitude, Niamh.
I'm telling you now that they're cool.
All I can picture is the kids who would come to my primary school
and their mum had put sweatpants, tucked the top in over the sweatpants,
up to their armpits, wearing crocs with long socks underneath.
You cannot make me do it.
I don't care if Gigi Hadid wears them every day.
I will not.
All right, well, that's Niamh's opinion.
Thank you, Niamh.
I love this.
Let's go to the next
Fashionista in our poll.
Paul has called up.
G'day, Paul.
Crocs, hot or not?
Very hot.
Yeah.
Paul, are you a chef?
They are awesome.
Are you a chef?
No.
Do you work
in the medical field?
No.
What are you doing
to yourself, Paul?
No, they're not cool.
They are just so comfortable.
They're awesome.
But the only problem is I can't get the ones I normally get in New Zealand.
What ones do you like to get?
The flame ones?
No, they're called off-roaders.
Off-roaders?
Oh, those sound fashionable.
Oh, they're very fashionable.
They look like a big four-wheel drive tyre.
And Paul sounds like a man who knows fashion, so thank you, Paul.
He just said they look like a tyre.
Yeah, his ones do because that's his unique sense of fashion.
Mate, I told you you can vajazzle them.
You can put bits on them to make them unique.
Don't say vajazzle to me.
You can make them your own thing.
Thank you.
Felicity, we're at a deadlock here. We've had one vote
hot, one vote not in our Crocs
poll. So please,
when you're ready, let us know. Crocs,
hot or
not? They are very
hot. Yeah.
Yeah, because we're going to throw them into a
bonfire.
No.
Too late, Flick.
Too late.
Yeah, well, Felicity knows.
So dig out those pears.
Go find the flame pear, the camo pear, the fluoro pear that I got you.
I definitely still have all of them and didn't give them away.
Bree and Clint.
All right, the New Zealand International Comedy Festival is on right now
and we're very lucky to have the man starring in the show,
Daddy Shortlegs, in Wellington and Auckland.
It's Eli Mathewson!
Oh, kia ora, thank you for having me.
When I say the man starring in the show, I mean he's the show.
No other men will be making it onto stage, or women.
Well, they're not?
No spoilers, I haven't seen the show yet.
No spoilers, but it is just me.
Although it's a lot about my dad
and my friend was like,
you should get your dad out
to come and finish.
And I was like, no, no, no.
He would absolutely steal the show.
Oh my God.
My dad told a joke at my wedding.
Do you want to hear it?
You're a professional comedian.
You can tell me if this is any good.
And I said to dad,
I said, you've got to give a speech.
And he goes, what do I do?
I said, just get up and tell a joke.
So this is the joke.
He gets up and he says,
how did the Mexican kill his wife? his wife i'm worried about this one
and and then he goes oh no no wait wait wait no no no why wait no no that's not it why did the
mexican push his wife off the cliff which is a good start already and everyone's like he goes
he goes because he wanted to tequila wow glad your dad's not in the comedy festival because i don't think that show would slay um you're amazing the other night in the comedy
gala thank you so much you were so good can you explain to me what it's like going just before
you go on stage to a massive stand-up show like that it's bizarre and it feels like oh like you
can't you're not fully
conscious when it's happening because most of my gigs are to like i don't know 50 people in a small
little tiny very different you know so that and also you get there at 12 and they put your makeup
on and then you sit there for 12 more hours before you're on stage and you watch all these other
funny people yes like slay and then you're like oh my god you're on stage for four minutes yeah
and the other night everyone was killing.
So I was like, I'm going to be the toxic bad one.
I'm going to ruin the night.
I'm going to spoil it.
But I killed it, baby.
You did.
And I love that you can say that.
We wanted to play a bit of a game with you this afternoon
because we like to do this when celebrities come into the show.
Don't you dare.
Get ready, Eli Matheson to play Cars and the Stars In Cars of the Stars, we endeavour to figure out what kind of cars stars drive
Now this is particularly topical because you will have seen the poster for Daddy's Short Legs
Eli Matheson is in a tiny car
A tiny toy car, yeah
I don't believe that's your real car
It doesn't have a wharf
No, it doesn't have a rejo
No, as much as I've tried to take it through VTNZ and be like, please, let me drive it.
So Bree and I get to ask you one question each, and then we will see if we can guess what sort of car you have.
Eli, when you go out on a first date, I know you're in a relationship, but when you go out on a first date, do you pay, split, or do you let them pay?
I let them pay.
Okay, what does that tell me? Split Or do you let them pay I Let them pay Okay
What does that tell me
What is it
Eli Mathewson
Do you believe
There is actually
A difference between
91
And 95
When it comes to fuel
Yes
Yeah you do
I believe the hype
That's what they say anyway
Yeah
Okay
I've never bought 95
Oh
Sorry I didn't give you
Some information
Oh
Bonus data I don't think I Some information Oh we got more information
I don't think I'm fancy
Enough to use 95
Right
That's how I feel
Eli Mathewson
Has
A Toyota
Of some variety
Oh
Corolla
It's a Corolla
Toyota Corolla
It's not a Corolla
It's a Vitz
It's a Vitz
How did you know that
He's gonna do it in a Vitz
This is my first victory
Really
Yes
You looked that up.
No, I did not look that up.
How would we look it up?
You're a bits guy.
I can just see it on you.
You're a bits guy.
You love a bit of bits.
Eli Mathewson plays the New Zealand International Comedy Festival
with his show Daddy Shortlegs in Wellington this week at the Bats Theatre.
That's right.
And in Auckland next week at the Q Theatre.
That's the one.
And go get your bloody tickets because these comedians couldn't even perform last year.
He's driving a bloody Vitz, for God's sake.
They're extra broke.
Go get your tickets, for God's sake.
This is specifically for you,
but it'll make a lot of other people happy too
because there is big news in the TV reunion world.
Now, what's the show you're most excited about
reunion-wise at the moment?
What's the show you can't wait for a reunion of?
I'm not participating in it.
No, there is a show you're excited about.
What is the show?
Well, there's two, Sex and the City and Friends.
Ah, damn, it's neither of those.
Oh, I'm so shocked.
In an exclusive interview with E! News,
Kaley Cuoco from The Big Bang Theory has confirmed...
She'll definitely be down to do a reunion show.
Why? Why come back and punish people more with this crap?
The people want it, you want it, she wants to give it to you.
Of course she does.
She gets paid millions of dollars she wouldn't
even like the bloody show if she didn't get paid that much money now i get it this big bang thing
bit of an in joke what you need to understand here is brie loves the big bang theory i hate it
look i love a lot of television that show i can understand it is relevant for a lot of people
not for me i'm not smart enough to get the joke she even had her own private facebook group called That show, I can understand. It is relevant for a lot of people.
Not for me.
I'm not smart enough to get the jokes.
She even had her own private Facebook group called the Brie Thomas L Big Bang Theory fan page bonanza.
What happened to that page?
It's Bazinga.
Oh, Bazinga.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're the fan.
Kaley Cuoco said I would definitely be open to some sort of reunion show.
She's 35. She played Penny, but you know that. She said I can definitely be open to some sort of reunion show. She's 35.
She played Penny, but you know that.
She said I can't wait for the Friends one.
We are definitely doing one as well.
They just stopped filming it.
It's only been on for 10 years. How can you come back for a reunion?
Stop punishing us.
Anyway, I knew you'd be excited, so I just wanted to make sure you had that information first
Thank you so much
You're very welcome
I can't wait
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