ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 7th November 2022

Episode Date: November 7, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hey guys, what's up? Hey Happy Monday Hey guys, hey Are we talking baby talk? No Oh, why have we been talking baby talk?

Happy Monday, guys Guys, it's talking baby talk I'm cold What about that line in the Taylor Swift song that we talked about today where she talks about Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby. Weird. What's a sexy baby? I love it.

It's funny, guys. Like, I love the album. Hate that lyric. Why? You know what other lyric I hated of Taylor Swift's? Spelling is fun. Hey, kids. Spelling is fun.

I hated that lyric. She got bullied into removing that. Oh, well, now I feel bad It's not on the album anymore I would never bully her But you just did This wasn't my favourite Not a good look break

Is everybody on board with that conspiracy That they reckon that that one song was about Kanye and Kim Karma Karma I love that song That's one of my favourites from the album She gets the house She needed proof so I gave it to her

She gets the pool Gets the kids, gets the wife, something like that. Gets the wife? Yeah, not that. She can have the wife if she wants. She can have the wife if she wants. Sorry. Yeah, anyway. Anyway, it's good.

I like that. I like that conspiracy. Yeah, there's so many of those on TikTok. I love it. Like, look into so many different things. Are you guys still talking, baby? No. We're not. We're not talking, baby? No. We're not.

We're not talking, baby. I can't. I make myself feel sick. I'm so good to a sugar today. I've had so many red frogs. Like, I'm just full of red frogs. Not red bulls. I need to give a shout out, by the way, to the person who sent these over.

Give me one second. One. time's up cool box though thanks you too oh it's a nice card oh shut up Clint

that's not really nice corny winter Michael Bates would you say that Michael M-Y-K-E-L Mike

Mikkel Mikkel Mikkel Bates so we we had a bet through Instagram a while ago. Mikel's Australian. And they said, Clint, I'll do you a deal. If the Wallabies win the Bladderslow.

Mikel. You have to give me. Don't bet on the Wallabies. You have to give me a shout out on the podcast. If the All Blacks win, I'll send you some Snickers pods and Mars pods discontinued here in New Zealand. Although, were they? Yeah, I feel like they're still here.

I feel like they're still here. Are they? Anyway, as agreed, they have followed through. And I have an enormous box of Australian candy. Yeah, we ate so many red frogs. And look at this. You got the shout out as well. So.

It was a bad deal. More for me, I guess. Cool, man. Anything else, Clint? No. out as well so it was a bad deal more for me i guess yeah come on anything else clint no sorry um do i leave an awkward silence after you do some shit chat no so when i do so when i do some shit chat there'd be a lot of awkward silence when i do some shit chat just pad me out guys tell me when have i had done shit chat when you pad me out, guys. Tell me when have I done shit chat? When you started talking about how carrots were a good alternative dance. I was talking about me, okay? I said when...

Guys, please don't fight. She's saying when has she done shit chat. That's her response to me saying... Guys, you're tearing this family apart. Just support each other Okay Everyone support each other I'm new here God this

It's only Monday Clint Apologise to Ella Ella Why am I apologising Ella's gonna go next Ella apologise to Clint God I feel like I'm

Ella I'm I'm sorry for fighting I'm sorry Clint Okay She didn't mean hers She's in it through gritted teeth Leave it

I definitely Leave it. I definitely did. Leave it alone. Stand down. You leave, you leave it alone. Let's go. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, Pilgrim. Wanky, wanky.

What time is it? Three, two, one. A&M's Bree and Clint. Good morning, everybody. Bree and Clint, welcome to the show. Happy Cup and Show Week, Christchurch. Big week down there, sort of signals the beginning of summer for the Cantabs. It does, you're wearing a linen shirt today.

I'm celebrating with. Which actually, I just got the hot tip from one of our favourites who works out in the office. Katie said if you want to really not iron anything, throw your linen shirt in the dryer. Yeah. One ice cube. Okay. Turn it on hot, 15 minutes, she's ready to go.

What's the chance of it shrinking my linen shirt though? Possibility, yeah. Well, I'm not into it then. Oh, yeah, true. I'll just iron it like a normal person. You said you paid $400 for that linen shirt. Yeah, so I can't shrink it. That's an expensive linen shirt.

I did not, thank you very much. From the foothills of Machu Picchu. Look, I have no idea what I paid for this shirt, thank you very much. How much have you had to ballpark? Where's it from? That makes me think that you think that it's very nice though. Well, I'm just assuming

because you're a high roller, you know. I'm surprised you don't got the wicker sandal on. Someone pulled up next to me at the traffic lights the other day, and they went, hey, Clint, where's your Audi? I said, it was two years ago, okay? You're like, I'm trying to buy another one as we speak. I got bullied out of that car. I spent all my money on this linen

shirt. There's no problems, man. Today on the show, we've got a double pass to give away to Friday Jams. No, excuse me. What am I saying? We have two double passes to give away to Friday Jams Live. One in the swap shop, where if you're willing to swap us something good,

we'll just give you a double pass. Yeah, maybe it's something you're not using. You were going to sell it anyway, so give it to us and we'll give you tickets to Friday Jams Live. Maybe it's a low mileage late model Audi. You know, that's worth a double pass to Friday Jams Live. No, shotgun. Also, there's a double pass whenever you hear a Matt Clamore song.

Yes. When you hear a Matt Clamore song on our show, 0800 dials it in, you can have two tickets to Friday Jams Live. Easy peasy. But if you want $50 cash, thanks to KFC, tradie versus lady right now. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. All right, the tradies. Sitting at 100, the ladies on 81. Why don't we just put another one in our mouth? We're so bad at this job. Let's meet our lady. She's 40 years old.

She's from Rotorua and she is going to see 660 this weekend. Welcome to the show, Kat. Amazing. Hi. Hi, Kat. Have you seen the boys before? Yes, once in Toronga.

But I just want to point out I'm also Australian. You're Australian as well. So you know what a frog's alive, a red frog is, don't you? Oh, and a Chico baby. A Chico roll. Kat, what about, oh, a killer python? A killer python, yes.

How good. Is it a lolly or a dangerous creature? It's a lolly. It's a lolly. Kat, Chico roll, yes or no? Yes. Yeah, she can stay. She can stay. It's Australia Day here on the Brian Clint Show. Let's meet our trad Yeah. She can stay. She can stay.

It's Australia Day here on the Brian Clint Show. Let's meet our tradie. He's 37. He's from Christchurch. And his thumb was bitten off. Welcome to the show, Dave. Dave, we need the story, mate. What happened?

All right. So I was in a fight at the pub, but it was not my fault. It was my mate's fault. He whistled at this guy's girlfriend, and it all started from there. We go into a fight, and he just went raw dog and bit probably 10% of my thumb off. Did you get your thumb bitten off by a person, not an animal? Well, it kind of just stemmed from it. So when he bit it, part of it got really badly infected.

And three weeks later, I had to get it chopped. Wait, the whole thing's gone now? Not the whole thing. Probably 38% of my thumb is missing. Probably 38. That is so specific. So have you got any nail left? No nail left?

Oh, no nail. Yeah, right. No, that was long gone. I think he spat that out on the night. Oh, oh, okay. All right, all right. You've got majority. You've got majority left.

You've got a little chody thumb now. Nah, hitchhiking days are over for Dave. Dave, your buzzer is tradie. Kat, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers. Walks away with $50 cash from KFC and the title for the day. Good luck. Here we go, guys.

Question number one. What is the oldest authenticated age ever for a human? Is it 126 years, 122 years or 119 years? Maybe. Yes, Kat. 119? That is incorrect. Dave.

Thank you. No, Dave, you've got to guess. There's two left. Okay, so I'm... 126 years or 122 years? Yeah, I'll lock it. 126. We were looking for 122.

No points there for anyone, unfortunately. Thank you. That's okay. I'll take that one. Question number two. In a game of netball, which position on the court is allowed in the most areas? Tradie.

Lady. Yes, Dave. Center. That is correct. Nice work, Dave. One to the tradies. Rest off. Cat's like, I had that one.

I had it. All right. One to the tradies. Question number three. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. I hear your heartbeat to the beat of the drums. Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone. Starts with K.

Lady. Lady, yes, Kat. Teacher. Yeah. Yeah, nice work. Yeah. She's on the board. We are one apiece. Oh, nice bit. Yeah. She's on the board. We are one apiece.

Oh, nice bit of encouragement from Dave. Good sportsmanship. Question number four. Tag, Omega and Seiko are all brands of what? Yes, Dave. Watch. That is on the money. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

You need this one cat to stop him, okay? I do. I do. Question number five. Which blood type is known as the universal donor? Ladies. Yes, cat. O positive.

Oh. You're so close. Oh, dang. You're so close. Dave, do you want to have a stab at that for the win? It was actually multi-choice. Does Dave get the multi-choice options? I would go AB. No, it's not. Does Dave get the multi-choice options? I would go A, B.

No, it's not. Do I get another shoe in? Yeah, okay, because it'll only leave all the game. Yeah. O negative. Well done. It is O negative. Nice work.

We're all tied up, guys. This is for the win. Are we ready? Ready. Question number six. Which comedic actor had the lead role in the 1994 movie The Mask? Trady. Lady.

Dave. Jim Carrey. He's done it. David, one thumb, Mick, Trady, you're our tradie versus lady champion today. Congratulations. Thank you. One up on the Aussie. You might not be a professional gardener anytime soon, Dave,

but you've got 50 bucks coming your way. Bree and Clint. A bit of a judgmental teacher has shared the name She won't be naming her unborn child because she believes she can tell if a kid is good or bad based on their name. That was a long bell. So we're heading back to school. That was a very long bell.

And we're going to decide whether you were good or bad based on your name. Caller number one, welcome to the show. Hi, how you going? Good, thank you. Caller number one, welcome to the show. Hi again. Good, thank you. Caller number one, all we need is your name. Jaden. Jaden.

What do you mean? He's naughty. Yeah, he's naughty, straight up. 100% naughty. I've never met a Jaden who played by the rules in my whole life. Yeah, Jaden. Jaden. Oh, we think you were naughty at school.

Yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah. How bad did it get, Jaden? What, we think you were naughty at school. Yeah, you're 100%. Oh, yeah. How bad did it get, Jaden? What did you do? Oh, I just got kicked out of class about 30 times in my first year, and, yeah, I was a little shit, eh? It could have been worse. Did you graduate primary school?

Did you make it any further than that? Oh, I graduated primary school, but high school I dropped out of year 11, but that's all good. Okay. I mean, if I could go back, I probably would have too. Okay, we're one from one. Let's go to caller number two. Hello, caller two.

Hello. Hello. Have you got your radio on? I know. It's weird. We can hear ourselves. We're going to put you on hold. We're going to come back to you.

Can you guys talk to caller two? Let's go to caller number three. Hi, caller three. G'day, Tim. All right, caller three, give it to us. What's your name? Adrian. A-O.

Whoa, Adrian. You're so clouded by personal experience, eh? And Adrian's that you knew? Yeah, because the Adrian that I knew at school, I had a big crush on, and he had heaps of charisma, but he also was quite naughty. Was he a bad boy? Is that where the crush came from? Yeah. He was a big crush on him. He had heaps of charisma, but he also was quite naughty. Was he a bad boy? Is that where the crush came from? Yeah.

He was a bit of a bad boy. Adrian. Adrian. I reckon he was naughty. Yeah, I reckon he was naughty as well. Adrian? Were you naughty at school, Adrian? Yeah, pretty bad. I knew it. How bad? Did you get kicked out? Yeah, but I have an identical twin brother, so me and him, we used to get in trouble

And we would blame it on each other Wait, my Adrian at high school that I had a crush on Had an identical twin brother This isn't Adrian Beasley, is it? Oh, you never know He's like, I can be whoever you want me to be, Brie Either me or my twin brother can fill that He is a bad boy

Let's go to caller number four. Hi, caller four. Hi, caller four. Hello. Hello. Hi. Tell us, what's your name, caller number four? Anna.

Anna. Anna, nah, she's good. She's good. She's a good girl. She actually teaches pet. Anna's always good, good, like goody two-shoes. Was she a nerd or was she just good? Nah, she's just good.

Just good. Yeah. Anna, we think you were good at school. Sorry, I was just good. Just good. Yeah. Anna, we think you were good at school. Sorry. I was pretty naughty. But I was blonde and low-eyed and all of them thought that butter wouldn't melt. And really, I was a rebel.

And you had them eating out of your hand. Is that right? Yeah. What's the worst thing you ever did, Anna? We went to Godly Head in Christchurch and I put a crab down the principal's back. I had to write out the right lines. You put a crab inside your principal's clothes?

Yeah. That's epic. That time I did get in trouble. Can you see what happened there? We fell for it too, the same way that the teachers did. We're like, Anna, sweet as a button. And if any kids are listening, get some ideas off Anna because they're good ones.

That's good. Yeah. Finally, caller five. Hello. Hello. We got you back. Okay. What's your name, caller five? Samantha. But I went by Sam. Oh, we had some real naughty Samanthas that went by Sam.

I think she was naughty. All of them. I knew so many Samanthas. Yep, she's so naughty. And Samuels as well, and they were all in the same. Samantha. Exactly the same. Oh, you're a naughty girl, aren't you? No, I was pretty good.

Oh. Until high school, maybe. Wait, what did you say? In high school, you were good? No, I was good until I went to high school. I knew it. High school. We'll take that as a win.

Well, there you go. Turns out that teacher might be on to something. You can judge people by their name. We got most of those correct just from knowing their name. I think we just said everyone was naughty. Yeah. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from news broke here in New Zealand

Yesterday afternoon That Aaron Carter passed away His brother, Backstreet Boy Nick Carter Has now commented Dean He has, he's finally taken to Instagram To share that his heart is broken As he wrote One of the things he said In the content of the actual post He has. He's finally taken to Instagram to share that his heart is broken, as he wrote.

One of the things he said in the content of the actual post, he said, sometimes we want to blame someone or something for a loss, but the truth is that addiction and mental illness is the real villain here. I will miss my brother more than anything and more than anyone will ever know. It's so sad, this story, you know, that has broken over the weekend. Everyone in Hollywood has been talking about it. We finally heard from his brother, Nick. It's so sad, this story, you know, that has broken over the weekend. Everyone in Hollywood's been talking about it. We finally heard from his brother, Nick. It's so sad. Like, he had a baby, we were talking about.

Just last year. Last year. And, you know, so he leaves behind a son. Is it a son? I don't know. It's really sad. You saw how much he struggled over, I mean, his whole adult life. He released his first album when he was nine.

Nine years old. How are you, when your brother is a backstreet boy, your older brother, and you go, I want to be like my brother, and you start releasing music at the age of nine, how can you ever have a normal life? You cannot. Right? It's nearly impossible.

Yeah, it's very sad. I interviewed Aaron Carter at LA Pride not long after he'd kind of talked about his sexuality, and he looked so ill. He looked so ill. He looked really unwell. This was a couple of years ago now, and he was lovely. He was so, I remember him being so warm and lovely, like genuinely sweet, but he did not look well, unfortunately.

I remember that was my, I'll just never forget that. But he was just so down to earth and so friendly. He did not have big superstar vibes. He just had like sweet guy next door vibe, feeling. That's what I remember about him. What was the story around Aaron Carter's sexuality, Dean? He discussed being bisexual, didn't he? Right.

Yeah, he did. Yeah, and I don't, he didn't really, it's not a really, I remember him speaking about it once, but then I remember, and then I think it was after that was when I interviewed him at LA Pride. Yeah.

Like backstage, but he never talked much more about it from there, I don't think. It's tragic. Anything like, something like this happens, it's a tragedy, and addiction is horrific. It's a disease, and if you know somebody going through it, it's a tragedy. And addiction is horrific. It's a disease.

And if you know somebody going through it, they need professional help. They do. They need help in their life. They're not just going to be able to just stop. It's a disease, and it needs to be treated like that as a health issue. And you can support someone as much as you want,

but unfortunately, they need to want to change, and they need to be able to make those first steps. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clint. I'm obsessed with that song, which is weird to me because I don't get obsessed with Taylor Swift songs. You don't?

I just think it's so well written. It is a very well written pop song. It's clever. It's clever. Okay, I'm willing to admit it. Taylor Swift. The album's great. You should go listen to it right now.

She's pretty talented. Midnight's. Go listen on Spotify right now. Hey. No, stay here listening to ZM. Enjoy the music. Oh, not right now. We'll play some Taylor Swift for you.

In your own time. Maybe when you're cooking dinner later on. She's a company woman, Brie Thomas-El. Yeah. Through and through. I want to have a rant about something because something that's happening in New Zealand at the moment and everyone will know about it because it affects everyone is Guy Fawkes. When is the actual holiday?

Great question. Should I look it up? When is Guy Fawkes? Was it Saturday? Yeah, it must have been over the weekend, surely, I think. November the 5th. Yeah, Saturday night. Yeah, so Saturday night.

So that's when you're meant to let them off. And it doesn't always fall on a Saturday, but this year, perfectly, it happened to be on the weekend. I want to say, I think we should not do it. Look, I'm not – I sound like an old person. I know I'm the party pooper. I'm the one that's the fun police. But honestly, I just think it's time to say night-night to Guy Fawkes.

Like get rid of it. I just don't see the point in letting off, you know, they're amateur fireworks and they're dangerous and they cause a lot of distress to dogs. Not all dogs, but a lot of dogs it causes a lot of distress. And cats. And cats and other pets and small children as well because it is quite scary,

especially if it's like really close to like where you are. My dog, I'm not joking when I said like on Friday night, this was on Friday night, so not even on Guy Fawkes holiday, there's heaps of fireworks being lit off. It's like she almost had a heart attack. Yeah. Like it's that bad and she just barks all night and there's nothing we can do and then I feel bad for the neighbours

because it sets their dogs off and then every dog is just barking it's hard to watch it's really hard to watch because you don't know what to do like there's nothing we can do I know you can get you know, lorazepam for dogs and stuff

you shouldn't have to drug your dog though yeah, you shouldn't have to drug your dog and if it was one night like if we all just we're like okay, one night but it's not and this will go on for days and days and days. I am really torn because I right up until very recently have agreed with you 100%. I'm like, get rid of them all.

They suck anyway. Yeah. And we should do really good public displays, like where people can see them and that sort of thing. At shows or at New Year's. And then I remembered how much fun I had letting off Guy Fawkes as a kid. And I'm like, oh, that was really fun. And that was a fun thing to do as a family.

And it's like, we can't ban everything. So I'm really torn on it. I don't know where the right place is to land on it for me. But I agree with you that they should be only allowed to be let off on one night. The most annoying thing about Guy Fawkes is people buy them and then it's like a war zone in your neighbourhood for the next seven nights in a row. It's not even that.

If you knew you had to get your pets in for the one night and look after them and make sure they're okay, you'd still be mad, but at least you could get over it for one night. You know that it is that one night. But from the minute they go on make sure they're okay. You'd still be mad, but at least you could get over it for one night. And you know that it is that one night. But from the minute they go on sale, you're right, it's like a fortnight of sporadic explosions. They've been going off in our neighbourhood for like two weeks already. So this has been like a long time coming.

Producer Ella, do you want to weigh in on this? I do. I agree with you, Bree. Saturday night, it's frustrating. You've got animals, whatever. Is there a middle ground where you could say public spaces, Bree, Saturday night, it's frustrating, you've got animals, whatever. Is there a middle ground where you could say public spaces, parks, or like the sky tower? Go to this certain area. And let off your fireworks.

Or let off your lame fireworks. But you know, there's like events. No, I like Ella's idea. We have public spaces designated for private fireworks displays. Everyone go to Spark Arena. And then you start fighting each other with your Roman candles. That would be pretty epic. Go to Spark Arena to let off your sparklers.

There you go. Done. I'm so good. I just think if you are one of those people, I don't want to ruin the fun. No, I know. At least just do one night. I believe they're on the way out. I reckon we're in the last five years of fireworks.

Well, in Aussie, my whole life, you could never let off fireworks because it would start bushfires. Exactly right. You know, they're dangerous. Yeah, yeah. No government is going to do it because it's like an election loser in the elections next year. Labour, they can't do it.

They can't be like, well, we're banning fireworks because every other party will be like, oh, fun police, don't vote for them. So no government will do it, but I reckon they're on their way out. Maybe I should get into politics. Either that or fireworks. Or that, yeah. Last week, Dua Lipa played two sold-out shows in Auckland

and she was the talk of the town. She, honestly, I didn't hear a bad thing about this concert. I mean, my mum can't say her name to save her life, but loves her music. She's a doer? Yeah. Doer? Honestly, if you called her and said,

do you know who Dua Lipa is? She'd go, who? And then you play her a song and she goes, oh, I love this, I love this. She's arguably the biggest pop star in the world. Well, one of the biggest pop stars in the world. She's just had hit after hit after hit. Yeah.

And I read this headline on one of the big news sites days after her Auckland shows. And I think it's a bit controversial. Okay. I'm just going to read it as it stands, okay? Future nostalgia tour cements Dua Lipa as Gen Z's leading pop star Well, I know what you're up in arms about. Well, do you? Because I think there's a couple of things in this article that need attention. It's the Gen Z is claiming her as their own.

Well, we'll get to that. But first, it says that she's Gen Z's leading pop star because of Instagram. So first, who does Instagram belong to? Does that belong to millennials or Gen Z? That is us. I feel like that's... That's ours.

I feel like that's ours. And Ella, our Gen Z representative in this conversation. TikTok is yours. TikTok is yours. Instagram's ours. You're so millennial that you have to argue over what app you own. No, you do.

No, you do. No, we don't. You do. You make fun of us for being on TikTok. So leave us Instagram. So leave us. Yeah, whatever.

Okay, we'll have TikTok as well if you don't want it. Yeah, sure. We'll ruin that platform too. I want to see your dances. Yeah, yeah. Let's go to the main part of this headline and argue whether Dua Lipa is a Gen Z artist or a millennial artist.

I'll give you some facts first, and then I'm going to hand it over to our millennial representative, Brie Thomasel. Oh, God. And our Gen Z representative, Ella Shepard. Okay. Dua Lipa is 27 years old. Got it.

The current cutoff age for Gen Z is 25 years old. The oldest Gen Z alive is 25 years old currently. Right. Dua Lipa's first single came out in 2015. That was seven years ago. I feel like you don't even... And those are the facts. What?

We don't even have to have this discussion. She is born in 1995, which makes her a millennial. Not even by a year, by two years. She is ours. Thank you. Good night. Okay, can I just ask a question? The Wiggles are adults, but you're not claiming them as yours.

They're for children. Doesn't matter what age you are. No, I think the Wiggles belong to millennials as well. Yeah, I think they're ours as yours. They're for children. Doesn't matter what age you are. No, I think the Wiggles belong to millennials as well. Yeah, I think they're ours as well. But they're still kids. Is your kid watching them? Yeah. Do it.

Hang on. The Wiggles is a bad example because there's a Wiggle for every generation. There's original Wiggles, intermediate Wiggles, new Wiggles. What now? Come on. I've updated the Wiggles. Sorry, sorry, sorry. The mic is yours, Ella.

Well, other than that, she wiggles. Sorry, sorry, sorry. The mic is yours, Ella. Well, other than that, she makes music. Oh, years ago. Well, you've been doing radio for years ago, right? Yeah. For ages. Yeah. Because you're a written artist. Well, don't bring that up.

Now you're getting personal, aren't you? Sorry, I'm taking a whole. You're getting personal. You know what I mean, though. It's fine. So is Dua Lipa a Gen Z artist or a millennial? Gen Z. She's a Gen Z artist.

Yeah. Is she? Do you honestly think that? Or both? I'm going to say both. No, no, you can't say both in the debate. You can't say both in the debate. That means Billie Eilish is both in.

Oh, don't. Hey, you know what? And that means Harry Styles both. No. You know, Harry's a really good point. Harry's probably more out. Claudia, can you Google Harry Styles age for us really quickly? Who does Harry Styles belong to?

25 or 28? Harry Styles. He's 28. He's 28. He's 24. Is he a millennial artist or is he a Gen Z artist? He's, surely One Direction's millennial. Yeah, One Direction's millennial, but they're both Gen Z.

Harry is millennial. Harry's Gen Z. Harry's mine. Isn't he a bit old for you? Yeah, I don't mind. Hey, Harry. Oh, so now you don't mind, eh? Now you don't mind.

This culture war, I feel like it's only just beginning. It's silly. And it's headlines like this that are going to tear us apart, guys. We need to remember, okay? We need to remember one thing at all times. It doesn't matter if you're Gen Z or millennial or even Gen X. There's one thing you have to remember at all times. It's all of us against the boomers.

Amen, sister. Brie and Clint. Oh, get ready to be angry. Well, maybe it's just because I was there and it was me. But I feel like, oh, I just hate situations like this. So here's what went down on the weekend. So I've gone to the Corom's what went down on the weekend. So I've gone to the Coromandel with my partner for the weekend and our two dogs.

Right. And we go to Ha-He quite a lot. We go multiple times a year. We kind of know some of the locals. We hang out there a lot. We know the rules. You steal from that lemon tree. You steal from the lemon tree. You steal from the lemon tree.

Stuff like that, right? And anyway, a few weekends ago, we were in Ha-He for Labor Day long weekend. Okay. And we took our dogs down there and we were a bit devastated because for Labor Day long weekend, they closed the beaches for the dogs between nine and six. Okay. During the day, just because there's a lot of people on the beach. So, you know, it kind of makes sense. Who's policing that? day-by-day long weekend, they close the beaches for the dogs between nine and six during the day, just because there's a lot of people on the beach.

So, you know, it kind of makes sense. Who's policing that? The council is. And someone from the council is there making sure the dogs are? Well, no, but if you get caught, I think it's like a $400 fine or something like that. And we are the type of dog owners, we do follow the rules. Like we don't, you know, break rules. We follow the rules. So you always you know break rules we follow the rules

so you always pick up the poo always pick up the poo um and we'd take them early we'd take them late so we wouldn't be on the beach during the day for labor day long weekend but we know the rules in harhay because we go so often that it's just labor day long weekend and then i think it's through till december the 20th you can take the dogs anytime. Okay. Off leash. Right. So we're down there this weekend and we've taken the dogs down

during the day. This is great because last time we weren't able to and they went for a swim and they're having a great time and they weren't bothering anyone. Like we had them under control because we're very mindful of that because you don't want like dogs coming up to you on the beach. No, you don't want an aggro dog or an overly excited dog bowling over an old person. Exactly, or running into the kids.

So we're very mindful of that with our dogs. So we make sure that they're not doing that. Anyway, as we're coming back down the beach, I've got the two dogs and they're off leash, but they're around us. They don't go too far. And then these two other dogs come over and they're two little Shih Tzu dogs which are real cute and our dogs kind of sniff them and they were having a good time and it was all good.

And then out of the corner of my eye I've seen this woman start literally beelining for me from about 150 metres away. Yeah. Like ages away. Yeah. And I was like, oh, these are obviously her dogs and she's come to, you know, grab them. Oh, the dogs weren't with somebody when they came over to you?

Well, they were just kind of, you know, there was people around, but I kind of looked at her and went, oh, these are her dogs, obviously. Right. And I said, oh, she kind of said something to me and I didn't really hear what she said. And I said, oh, they're fine, don't worry about them. They're just, you know, greeting each other or having a good time. She goes, how dare you?

Are these your dogs? And I said, oh, these are my dogs, these two here. And she goes, well, don't you know that dogs aren't allowed on the beach? Don't you know? Can't you read? Haven't you seen the signs? And was real aggressive, like straight away. And in my mind I went, wait a minute, because all the signs like where we came onto the beach were green

because they changed them back because we followed the rules. And I said, oh, sorry, like as far as we know, the dogs are allowed on the beach. Like it was just Labor Day long weekend. And she goes, well, there's signs everywhere. How about you take notice? It's a $400 fine. You should put your bloody dogs on the leash. And I was like, okay,

ma'am. Yes, ma'am. So sorry. So sorry. To lead with that kind of aggression. Like it was just real aggressive. What do you expect to achieve with that? Even if you are... You get more with sugar than you do with salt. Yeah, exactly right.

Even if you are correct, to come in with that level of aggro, it's not going to achieve anything. If she really felt like she was the beach police, which I'm assuming she's not, like she wasn't in charge. No, I don't believe she was. Imagine if she'd come over and she'd go,

hey guys, just wanted to check if you knew that dogs aren't allowed on this beach. Or whatever the rules are. To come in with a, how dare you? How dare you? How dare you? And I kind of, you know, was real nice about it. And I said, sorry, we didn't know.

I would not have been as nice. And she goes, yeah, well, you should bloody know. Even if I was wrong, I wouldn't have been as nice. So this is what happens afterwards. So then we're like real confused because we follow the rules because we don't want to ruin it, you know, because it's great that we get to take the dogs on the beach. And I went, nah, I'm sure that we are right.

Like I'm positive that we are right. So my partner and I, we were fuming at this point. We were like, I'm so angry. You'd be reeling. Yeah, because we were so nice and she just was so aggressive. Because the adrenaline will hit you after she left too. Yeah. Anyway, we've went online, checked the rules.

Guess who was in the right? You? I hope you. We were in the right. She was wrong. Yeah. So how do we find this woman's address and what time do your dogs take their biggest, stinkiest poo of the day? Because I feel like, I feel like

I told my partner She could do with a delivery. I told my partner to let it go but no, she found her on the community page because she put a post up there and sent her actually quite a nice message about being like hey, you can talk to people in a nice way.

She's a bigger person than me your partner PS you were wrong we were right I thought we could ask this afternoon on 0800

dial ZM yeah when have you had a run in with someone a Karen or a Graham yeah do you reckon Graham's the

oh is Graham the we'll be going with for the men I don't know I'm open to suggestions for that yeah I don't know what it is open to suggestions for that. Yeah. I don't know what it is.

Yeah. A male Karen. Yeah, a male Karen. A man Karen. When did you have a run in and what went down? I'd love to hear your stories. Bree and Clint. So we want to know about your experiences with Karens in real life

or man Karens. We don't have a name for them yet. A few people weighing in on that actually. Some people said it's definitely Dave is the male version of Karen. Someone said it's Clint. They did. It's a Clint. Karen and Clint's.

It's not Clint. No, it's not Clint. Might be Clint. No, it's not Clint. It's not Dave. It's not Dave either. Dave's too young. Someone else said Kevin.

Kevin. Or Brian. Do you know my auntie Karen is married to my uncle Kevin? I think it might be Kevin then. Could be Kevin. Neither of them, by the way, are Karens or Kevins. They're lovely. They just have those names.

Let's go to Tony and get your real life Karen experience. G'day, Tones. Hi, Tony. Hey, guys. How are you guys? Good. What's your name for a man, Karen, first? It would be Ask Jeeves because I'm on that Ask Jeeves platform that we used to have when we were a kid. You used to ask Jeeves a question. You? It would be Ask Jeeves, because the ones with that Ask Jeeves platform

that we used to have when we were a kid, you used to ask Jeeves a question. You reckon he's an Ask Jeeves. Okay, what happened when you had a real-life Karen run in, Tony? So basically, I was doing some travel management for Countdown, set up a work site, and this Karen goes, oh, you can't park your work truck there. She says, well, we're within our TMP.

Yeah. And I go, well, I'm better than you. So she was just trying to add her five cents in, you know. She told the traffic management guy where he could park his work vehicle. Yeah, I feel like that. Yeah, I feel like. I love when people love to just weigh in. They're like, look, I have nothing to do with any of this,

but I think I should let you know. Kelly's here. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hello. Hi. Tell us, Kelly, did you ever run in with a Karen or a Clint? It's not Clint.

It was a Clint, but we called him Graham. Graham. Graham. See, that's what I said originally. Okay, what happened, Kelly? So, quite a long story, but basically I work in a job where I have to book appointments for people, and so they have to turn up, obviously, on the right day at the right time so they get their appointment.

But this happened on Tuesday, and the date was the 2nd of November, right? Yep. And anyway, so I get a message from the answering machine saying, on Wednesday, I'm really disappointed. I was waiting for my appointment for half an hour. There was no one there. No one rang me. You know, I'm really disappointed in the service. So I

rang him back and I said, oh, hello, Graham. I got your message and I'm really sorry that we actually have you down for Tuesday, the 8th of November. Yeah, you came on the wrong day, Graham. I've got the wrong day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he said, no, no, no, that was yesterday, the 8th. And. Yeah, you came on the wrong day, Graham. I've got the wrong day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he said, no, no, no, that was yesterday, the 8th. And I said, no, yesterday was the 2nd of November. And he said, no, yesterday was definitely the 8th. That was my birthday. I know it was the 8th. Today is the 9th. And I said, oh, I'm not sure. Anyway, this went on for a long time.

He told me my computer was rubbish. I should throw it away, get a new one. I had it totally wrong. And to the point where I was doubting myself. And in the office, I said to my fellow colleagues, I was like, hey, guys, what is the date today? That's what happens, isn't it? He dug in so hard he was arguing with the truth.

Yeah, they make you second guess yourself because they argue so hard. He gaslighted you about the date. The second is today. It's tomorrow. The second is tomorrow. The eighth is tomorrow. Yeah, God. Jeez.

But he, and I felt a little bit bad for him because I said, oh, is there someone else that I can ask? And his wife also believed that it was me. He got her too. He got her too. The man's incredible. Finally, let's go to Alex. Alex, did you meet a Karen in real life?

Yeah, I did. Hi. I was only a teenager at the time and I was working at McDonald's. It was my first job and I was on drive-thru and drive-thru is really, really hard to hear people sometimes, and this lady pulls up, and she was in her truck. I couldn't hear her at all over her truck,

and so I just said, hey, could you just come to the window? I'll take your order from there. It'll be a lot easier. And she lost her crap at me. She swore at me. She yelled at me. Her husband was, like,

staring out the window on the other side, like, to avoid looking at me. Oh, he was embarrassed. He was so embarrassed. And she actually, she just went psycho at me. And then she called me a racist

because she had a British accent. And I'm like, how am I being racist? Alex, don't you wish there was a place like Karen's Diner back then? You just send people like that. Just go down the street.

The meal you're looking for. Karen's Diner. So it gets worse. Then, because I used to play rugby in high school, and I had a black eye. I actually had a fractured cheekbone. And she goes, and get your eye fixed. I can't swear on that.

No, please don't. Get your eye fixed. It's unprofessional, like she was. She was just swinging for the fences by that stage. Yeah. Yeah, and so. You guys must cop it in fast food. It must be a rough job in there, honestly.

Honestly, drive-through gave me the worst anxiety ever. Yeah, I'll bet. You would have the worst people, and they were so, so cruel. Yeah, you don't deserve that. You're 16 years old and people can be so mean. You're trying to deal with all types of people. You're on minimum wage and they're screaming at you. Nobody needs that.

Alright, well you're not alone out there everybody, if you've had one of those experiences. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger It's my birthday Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger Cheers to JB Hi-Fi Shop how you want

In-store or online With payment options to suit all Yeah, thank you JB Hi-Fi Winner of Birthday Banger today Will get a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher By the way By the way In five minutes time

After this After Birthday Banger We're going to be opening The Friday Jams Live Swap Shop With our second double, we're going to be opening the Friday Jams Live swap shop with our second double pass of the day to give away to Friday Jams Live. So get your junk, I mean your items you don't want ready.

Yeah, show us your junk. And if your junk is the best in our trunk, you will be going to Friday Jams Live. Okay, let's focus on our Birthday Banger, the number one song on your 16th birthday. Here to play first is Sam. Kia ora, Sam. G'day, Sam.

Kia ora. How was your weekend, mate? Oh, not bad, but relaxing for once. Oh, good to hear. Good to hear. What's your birthday? The 23rd of September 1994. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2010. And Sam,

your birthday banger is... ...to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world. Banger! And Sam, your birthday banger is... Banger! Bang. Riri. From 2010. Yeah, feels like that. Feels like 16 to you?

Yeah. Yeah, okay. It's a great to you? Yeah. Yeah, okay. It's a great one from Rihanna. Wait this. Sam, we're going to do one for Kelly. Kia ora, Kelly. G'day, Kelly. Hello.

Hello. Did you have a good weekend, Kelly? Yes, I did, thanks. It was great. You guys? Good to hear. Yeah, we had a pretty good weekend. Lovely weekend.

Thanks, Kelly. Thanks for asking. Except for that run-in with the Karen, Kelly. Oh, apart from the Karen. Oh, and you went to hospital. Oh, yeah, I went to hospital, too. Oh, Kelly. Thanks for asking. Except for that run-in with the Karen, Kelly. Oh, apart from the Karen. Oh, and you went to hospital. Oh, yeah, I went to hospital too. Oh, nice. You're a stinker, actually.

Yeah, went to the emergency room. But, you know, got a glass half full. I was in and out of emergency real quick. They did a fantastic job. So, Kelly, it's not about me. It's about you, Kelly. What's your birthday? 28th of August, 1980. All right, Kelly, that means not about me. It's about you, Kelly. What's your birthday? 28th of August, 1980.

All right, Kelly. That means you were 16 in 1996. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Kelly, you're a Spice Girl. Which one were you? My nickname was Baby Spice. Baby Spice. Well, it fits.

It fits. That's your birthday bang. Okay, we've got to do one more for Cody. Kia ora, Cody. G'day, Cody. G'day, how's it going? Good, thanks. What did you get up to on the weekend, Cody?

Not a lot, honestly. I was house-sitting that weekend, so yeah. Do you get paid to house-sit? Nah, nah, nah, nah. It's just for family and friends. Do you help yourself to their food and booze, though, eh? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it. That's the payment.

I hope so, because I've always done that when I'm house-sitting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the deal. That's definitely the deal. Hey, Cody, what's your birthday, mate? 7th of December, 1997. Oh, that's coming up quite close. It's a month away exactly. You were born

16, sorry, in 2013 and here's your birthday banger. One Direction and Strong, our very, very passionate One Direction fan producer, Ella, assures us that everybody knows this One Direction song. Do you, Cody? Bree and I don't.

Do you know it, Cody? I'll be honest, Cody. I've never heard it in my life, to be honest. You've never heard of it? Me neither. Ella? Nah, I reckon it's got to be the Spice Girls. Yeah, you promised us.

You promised us everyone knew this one, Ella. It's his birthday bang, he doesn't even know it. Okay, sorry, Cody, but everyone knows this song, Who Has Good Taste of Music. I know that song. Oh, you're a favorite. I'm not so sure about that. A lot of people in the room.

Oh, Ella is on one today. Hey, yeah, I agree with you, Cody. I agree. We'll pop you on hold. I don't think you're going to win, but it was good to talk to you. Yeah, yeah, I agree with you, Cody. I agree. So we'll pop you on hold. I don't think you're going to win, but it was good to talk to you. Yeah, yeah, you too. See you, Cody. He votes Spice Girls.

It's really important that you and I agree because if we don't agree. True. We don't want to hand it over to them. If we don't agree, it goes to her. You can do it. And she'll play that One Direction. I mean, don't get me wrong. I love One Direction.

I just, that's not a hit from them. No, it's not. No. Every song of theirs was a hit. So we have to agree. Okay? You ready for this? Okay.

Think about what got played on Birthday Banger last week as we vote. Think about what you might want to choose this week. Okay. We need to agree. Yeah. Three, two, one. Rihanna.

Oh! No way! Oh, I'm so worried that you were going to choose Spice Girls. We agree. I thought you didn't. Which means, Sam, you've picked up the $100 JB high five voucher, mate. Oh, awesome. You're the winner of birthday banger. Congratulations. Thank you.

Well done. That was lucky. We teamed up to defeat the evil Gen Z and we nailed it. We are the winners. Zed and Bree and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger today is Rihanna, it's only girl in the world. And to those accusing us of being anti-One Direction, we are not.

We are One Direction. Yeah. And that is pro-One Direction. Yeah, that's the direction we are. Just not that song. Songs like this though, oh yeah. Banger. Banger.

Birthday Banger is thanks to our mates at JB Hi-Fi. By the way, they're celebrating their 15th birthday. If you've seen it cheaper, chat to the team at JB Hi-Fi

and they'll do a deal. There's a British baby website that is partnered with a cognitive linguistics university professor. Okay. To reveal linguistics. Yeah, yeah. Linguini. Linguistics.

Linguini professor. No, that's a pastor professor. I know, I'm just joking. This is a words guy. Words guy. Word professor. And about to reveal the top names based on sound. Symbolism. Ravioli.

Oh, that's a great name. Cannelloni. Cannelloni. Prosecco. Don't name your baby that, though. No. But these are the names according to this linguistics professor, what you should be calling your babies.

So the experts analysed hundreds of baby names from the UK to discover which were the best. In the top spot for the boys. Hang on, best what? Best in what? In terms of the sound. Oh, right. The nicest sounding.

Is that what it is? Yes. Okay. According to, yeah to the sensory ideas associated with the name. Okay, boys. Boys, it was Zane. Zane came in

number one. Zane. I like how it reverberates. It does. Up in the top of your sinus. Zane. Kind of like reminds me. And then it sort of just flows out of your mouth. Yeah, kind of reminds me of the word chicane. Zane. Kind of like reminds me. And then it sort of just flows out of your mouth. Yeah, kind of reminds me of the word chicane. Billy Zane. Oh, I love the word chicane.

Chicane. I taught my daughter what a chicane. It's one of my favorite words. I taught Tui chicane. We were going zigzags on her bike and I was pushing her along. And whenever a zigzag comes up, she goes, chicane. I love it so much. One of my favorite words.

All right. And this linguistics professor said Oh sorry Some other boy names That were in the top ten Louis Louis is nice William

William yeah George George Yeah Which he thinks There's no Plosive sounds on this Yeah

There's no like hard sounds Unlike Clint Yeah Clint Sounds like a bag of lead bricks hitting the ground. Clint. Clint.

Clint is an onomatopoeia, you know? Yeah. It's a word that makes a sound. Clint. Clint. Brie. Brie. Nah, brie.

Brie slams into you. Sorry, Producer Claude? Have the royals spoken to those linguistics? Those are all royal names. They are all royal names. They are all royal names. Yeah, and he said it's based on with things that people associate stuff like with. So the royals always is kind of intertwined. Okay, we're going to run out of time.

We've got to quickly do the girls' ones. Yeah, let's get to the girls. Okay, the best linguistically accurate girls' name. name? For girls, names with a strong E, such as Sophia, Zoe, Rosie, Sophie, and Ivy stood firmly in the top five. Can't beat a strong E. I've always said it. I can't beat a strong D. That's what I've always said. One of my passions is thinking about what I would do if I won Lotto. So this next information is right up my alley because it's about the biggest Lotto jackpot in world history

up for grabs in the States this weekend. Yeah, when I used to live in the States, I would buy a ticket every now and then. Yeah. And I realised I don't think I was even eligible to get the money. Oh, because you weren't a citizen? I was on a visa. Right, so they wouldn't let you have it.

I don't think so. America, a-holes, eh? Honestly. But I mean, I never won. Shock, horror. Never won. Shock, horror. I've got some stats here on why you didn't win, by the way.

It's like... But let's not focus on the negative, okay? Otherwise you'd never play. Oh, we should focus on the negative because is it a waste of money? Well, technically, yes. Most people will never win in their lifetime. Yeah, but you have to dream a little, okay? So listen to this.

This is ridiculous. The Powerball jackpot, Powerball jackpot, and then you nude it. Oh, my God. You said bell and then nude The Powerball jackpot In the United States Has grown to its biggest Ever amount

What does that tell you? That it hasn't been won for a while Exactly Exactly That's how this stuff happens Before I tell you how much it is Have a guess How much do you think the Powerball is?

Well, when I used to live there, there would be jackpots of like 400, 500 million. So I'm going to say around that. 400, 500 million? Yeah. This weekend up for grabs, 1.9 billion US dollars. See, this just shows me that it's not even worth buying a ticket because the amount of people in America that would buy a ticket and still no one wins,

and it's happened for so long that it's jackpotted to $1.9 billion. It's across 45 states. If you were to convert that amount of money into New Zealand dollars, so you can actually understand how much it is, $3.2 billion New Zealand dollars. So you can actually understand how much it is. 3.2 billion New Zealand dollars. Yeah, crazy. 3.2 billion New Zealand dollars. I'd say that's not life changing.

That's life ruining money. It's mind melting. Because what do you, like, how would you even know what to do or like protect yourself with having that much money? It's different in the States. You do get taxed on the amount. And there's two ways they pay it out. You can take it in installments.

Orally or anally. Rectally, yeah. You can take it in installments over 30 years. So they'll break that up and they'll pay you a 30th of it every year, once a year, which again would be more money than you could spend in a year. Or you can take the lump sum and get it all at once. And if you do that, the lump sum amount is less. You get $782 million.

Oh, what a rip off. All at once. All at once. Yeah. Crazy money. So I said before that it is a bit of a scam. The odds of you winning this amount of money. It sounds very low.

If you buy a ticket, the chance of you winning is one in 292.2 million. That is a lot. That's such bad odds. Yeah. Like such bad odds. But it's insane. And this weekend in the States Someone might win 1.9 billion US dollars

So no one's won it No one's won it I thought we were talking about it because someone's won it This is the jackpot This is what's up for grabs this weekend Oh no one's winning it Someone's got to win it What do you mean?

Well someone's got to win it eventually Do you work for them?