ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th November 2024

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

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ZM, Brie and Clint. Tala balaba, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint post-election dissection special where we will go through state by state the votes that came in yesterday and figure out what happened. Yeah, to be honest, I don't want to really talk politics today. I don't really want to talk about the election because it just makes me sad, to be honest. Like we would do that anyway. Makes me real sad. Well, we will have Jack Tame on, maybe. I'm real interested to talk to Jack

because last night he was at Kamala's party, which never happened. So he was standing outside. They put a reporter at each of them just in case to see which one wins. Jack Tame, I think, has consistently been positioned at the losing party. I don't think Jack Tame has ever been sent to cover the winning party. He's a jinx.

He could be. Could just be. So we'll get him on the show live from wherever he is. He'll be in Washington still. About 3.45 this afternoon. Also on the show, are we doing What's the Plot today? Is it happening? Because it's a

Thursday. I feel like it should be happening today. I think there's $200 up for grabs. Oh good, then yes, definitely we'll do that. $200. Also $50 up for grabs right here, right now with Tradie versus Lady. If you want it, you need to call now on 0800-DIALS-AT-M.

There's five points in it. The Tradies can't get on top, but that's okay. There's still a chance. All the ladies will smash them. Whichever one happens, it's up to you guys. So if you're keen to play, call us now. It's Tradie versus Lady. The Tradies had a good win yesterday, versus ladies. Three, two, one, let's go.

The tradies had a good win yesterday, which brings them to 91 wins for the year. The ladies on 96. Our lady is calling from Livin, and can you read that? She's 25, and she's got Layla there, who's nine, who she's babysitting. Welcome to the show, Danielle. Hi, Danielle and Layla. Hi got Layla there, who's nine, who she's babysitting.

Welcome to the show, Danielle. Hi, Danielle and Layla. Hi. Hi. Welcome to the show, guys. You're taking on our tradie today, who is 35. They're from Christchurch and they're allergic to bees. Welcome to the show, Chris.

Hi, Chris. Chris? Chris. Hello. How allergic, Chris? Like real bad? Oh, not real bad, but bad enough. Yeah, fair enough.

You puff up. Do you go all puffy? Oh, just a little bit, yeah. Not like Macaulay Culkin in My Girl. No, no, not like that. That movie scarred me for life. Yeah, between that and the Blood Brothers bit. Oh, I was like, why am I watching this? Okay, Chris, your buzzer is tradie.

Danielle and Lila, your buzzer is lady. The first team to three correct answers will get $50 cash. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. Who invented and owns Facebook? Lady. Danielle and Lila.

If you've seen the Social Network movie, you should know. Do you want a free guess, Chris? No, I don't have a clue. You guys don't know Mark Zuckerberg? That nerdy little dweeb. Anyway, it's Mark Zuckerberg. No points there for anyone. Question number two.

How many taste buds does the average human have? Is it 2,000, 10,000 or infinite? Tradies. Yes, Chris. I'm going to go with 10,000. 10,000 is correct. That's a lot of taste buds. All right, one to the tradies.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Yes, Danielle and Lila. Is it Matt Clamore? It is Matt Clamore. Nice. Well done. You've evened the score. Is it Matt Clamore? It is Matt Clamore. Nice. Well done.

You've evened the score. It's one apiece. Question number four. There's rumours of a Game of Thrones movie in the works. Who wrote the Game of Thrones books? Is it J.R.R. Tolkien? Tolkien. Tolkien.

George R.R. Martin or J.K. Rowling? Shrady. Yes, Chris? Just go with the guess, George. George is correct. Yeah. I would have had not a clue. Well, the first one wrote Lord of the Rings.

The second one wrote Game of Thrones and the third one wrote Harry Potter. Yes, still wouldn't have had a clue. All right, two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number five. What do cows drink? Lady.

Yes, Danielle. Water. Well done. That was a trick question. Well done, Danielle. It's like the old, what do you put in a toaster? I would 100% said milk. All right, we're all tied up.

This is two apiece. This is the tie-break question, and this is for the win. Question number six. What do honeybees collect and use to create honey? Yes, Danielle. Pollen? Pollen? No.

Chris? Oh, shit, that was my answer too. Yeah, he's allergic to bees. Don't traumatise him. Yeah. I swear this question was already in it before we heard your fun fact. It's actually nectar. Who knew?

And then they spew it back up to create honey. All right, this is for the win. This is for the win. Question number seven. What are the two main colours that make up the Canadian flag? Ladies. Danielle just got in. Is it red and white?

She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. It was a tight old game. Both played very well. But Danielle and Lila, you've come out on top. Thank you. Bree and Clint.

Before the show, Clint was saying how, you know, there was a lot of people at your wedding that you wouldn't want there. You know, you didn't want to invite them, but you had to. Oh, crap, I said that. Just because you didn't get invited. Yeah, but you also said there was a lot of people you wanted there that you didn't invite. Oh, yeah, I forgot I said that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like every wedding, though, and be honest, there's always people there that you invite them because your parents are like, you need to invite these people. I think every wedding has some must invites. There's the must invites. Yeah, yeah. The obligatory invites.

Exactly. Every wedding's got them. Except for those real cool people who just like elope or they do like a barbecue wedding or some people just have the balls to just go. Exactly. Every wedding's got them. Except for those real cool people who just like elope or they do like a barbecue wedding or some people just have the balls to just go, no, it's just my friends. It's my wedding. It's just my friends. I don't want your friend

that you catch up with every three months for a bit of a game of bridge to come to my wedding. I don't like that uncle. I don't want that uncle to come. That's so interesting. My brother was a bit like that. Some uncles and aunt want that uncle to come. Yeah, it's so interesting, eh? My brother was a bit like that. Some uncles and aunties, he was like, yeah, and others, he was like.

Your brother was a bit ruthless? Little bit. Good on him. He came around, though, eventually, because it would make my parents happy. So he wanted to make them happy. But anyway. Your wedding is a great opportunity to make your parents happy. But it shouldn't be the overarching.

Is that what it's about, though? No, it shouldn't be the overarching objective of the day. You know? You and your partner. It's better to keep the peace I guess. There's a story that I read that's quite interesting where a dad is throwing his toys because

he's saying that he's gonna ruin his daughter's wedding unless she changes her mind about someone that she didn't invite. Oh, about a not invited person? Yes. Okay, who does dad roll there? So the story goes she's getting married and her mum and dad are divorced. Right.

And she said in the story that recently they've both started dating. I think they got divorced ages ago, but recently in the lead up to this wedding, they both started dating new people. Her parents are dating new people. Yeah, both of them are dating new people, but she hasn't known them very long because they've just started dating these people.

And anyway, she says that the wedding is super small, like 20 people, like really small. 20 people? Yeah. And anyway, she says that the wedding is super small, like 20 people. Yeah. Like really small. 20 people? Yeah. They're just having, she's literally just having family and a couple of friends. Okay.

That's it. To cut down costs. She explained to her mum and dad, hey, it's super, super small. I just want family or people I've known my whole life like my best friends there. I'm not inviting your boyfriend and your girlfriend. Is that okay? Also I reckon she's gone. I don't want any drama. I don't want mum

to kick off with dad's new girlfriend or dad to kick off with mum's new boyfriend. Just keep them out. Just keep them out. I also get it though because if it's that small I don't want this person who my dad's been dating for six months to come to the wedding. No, and you don't want your wedding to be the event where they debut their new partner.

Nah. Nah. Anyway, the mum has turned around and said, totally fine, completely understand. Yeah. And the dad has said, and I quote his words, how dare you? I will not be coming to the wedding.

I will choose my girlfriend over you every time. And if she's not allowed to come to the wedding, then you can count me out as well. Cool dad. Cool man. You're awesome. Cool dad. Cool reaction from a cool dad.

He also went on to say that he would stop her grandmother from coming as well because he, like, looks after the grandmother and she needs him to get around and he will not allow the grandmother to come as well. What a D-bag. What an a-hole, eh? Yeah. I can see why the parents got divorced. Well, yeah.

That's so crappy. Mm. Not cool. Um, don't have dad there. Don't have dad there. Way to make it about you, dad. Yeah cool Don't have dad there Way to make it about you dad Yeah don't have dad there No but then she's worried That her grandma won't come

Who she's super close with Well then get into grandma first Go hey I'm gonna Uninvite dad He's a dick You agree And grandma will go He's such a dick

And then grandma will come Sweet I'll send an Uber To the rest home To pick you up for the wedding I'm gonna tell him The wedding's on this day It's actually on this day I'll book a limo For your grandma to pick you up for the wedding. Yep. I'm going to tell him the wedding's on this day. It's actually on this day.

I'll book a limo for your grandma and he can stay at home with his new girlfriend. Should we ask people who you had to invite to your wedding? Who's the person that you... Who's the person you really didn't want there? You didn't really want them there. But your mum said you had to invite them. Or your partner said you had to invite them. Or you just felt obligated to have them there. Maybe it was your loser cousin.

Loser cousins. Who always gets way too drunk at family events and then makes a scene. Maybe it's your ex. And like, oh, you guys, maybe you guys have got to get together. The ex? Yeah, maybe you've got to get together. Oh, okay. You had to do it.

That sucks. You don't have to invite them to the wedding, do you? And then they wanted to bring a plus one. And they brought their new partner to your wedding. And then you had to tell everybody who they were. I don't know. Share it with us. 0800 dials at M or text your story to 9696.

We want to know, who did you invite to the wedding only because you had to? Who did you have to invite to the wedding for whatever reason, but you didn't really want them there? You got guilt tripped. Maybe they paid for the wedding.

Maybe you don't get on with your dad, but he's like, I'll give you 50 grand. And you're like, oh, right, Dad. What about this one? My mother-in-law refused to come to our wedding unless we invited all of her brothers and sisters. She's one of seven. We caved and invited them all plus their spouses.

Goodbye, small wedding. What a power move. Oh, she sounds horrible. Yeah. I refuse. You'll feel so icky that you caved to that as well. But you just don't want any drama. No, you don't want any drama.

Oh, she sounds yuck. Michelle is here. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi. Who was the person you invited to the wedding because you kind of had to? Four, three sets of great aunts and uncles on one side. Three sets of great aunts and uncles on your side or your partner's side?

Partner's side. Wait, so not even like their uncles and aunties, their great uncles and aunties? Yeah. How was that and aunties. Yeah. How was that many still alive? Yeah. I have no idea. They weren't young. Was it a cultural thing?

Like big family, big wedding kind of thing? Or your partner just doesn't know how to say no? No. Well, my family comes, I've got a big family, an extended family, and they don't. So to pan it out, to make it even. Oh.

So they went wide to try and fill up their side of the aisle. Yeah. Oh, that's so weird. Who cares? What, so you invite all these long-distance uncles and aunties? Great Auntie Glenda from the rest home to bulk out our side of the room. Wheel them in. Random. You guys would be close now though.

You and the great uncles and aunties, you'd be hanging out every weekend, wouldn't you now that you've shared a wedding? I think I've only seen two of them since. That was almost 10 years ago. Caught up for a game of canasta. Thanks, Michelle. Someone texted and said,

we had to invite my sister's new boyfriend at the time. He's an effing dickhead. They just got divorced, thank goodness. Oh, yeah. I wonder how, when they say new, I wonder how new. But then they went on to get married. Yeah. Someone else said,

I had to let my daughter invite my ex-husband's partner. Are they on the line, are they? That's Sally. Oh, no, Sally. Hi, Sally. Hi. Tell us the story behind this.

So your ex-husband's new partner. Well, not new. So my husband and I split because my best friend slept with him. Scandal. Okay. What? You've got our attention Sally Wait, that's not the partner that had to be invited to the wedding

Yeah, so I still got on well with my partner Because I was always very much aware that it's all about the kids And making a life good for the kids Yes, good for you So then my daughter got married four years ago now And she rang me and said Oh, you know, Dad wants to bring, I won't say the person's name How do you feel about that? No! I said, well, I know, Dad wants to bring, I won't say the person's name. How do you feel about that?

No. I said, well, I don't feel very good about it. And she said, oh, I don't want you to make a scene. And I said, I won't make a scene. So I was very good and I was calm. I said, look, sweetheart, it's your wedding and I don't want anything to spoil it. And if your dad's not going to come unless his partner comes in, that's fine. But this is the kicker.

Yeah, okay. What, there's more, Sally? There's more. So the kicker is when we were all heading off to the wedding because where we were all staying was a little bit away from the venue. And my ex went towards my husband because they were giving my daughter away. And I ended up having to take her in my vehicle to the wedding. You had to take your ex-best friend that stole your husband.

You had to carpool. You had to transport her to your daughter's wedding. Yes, yes. And then she started reminiscing about the old days. Oh, Sally. You know what, Sally? You sound like an absolute saint Who puts everyone else around her first And your ex-husband sounds like a real D-unit

You're the definition of the bigger person Sally Well it had to be It's all about the kids mate Listen to him Oh I'm not going to come unless my partner can come The one that I stole from my wife Who was her best friend What an idiot

It was a reminiscing about the old days that got me. Really? Really think I want to talk about that. The good old days, eh, Sally? You should have just been like, can you please not look me in the eye? Brian Clint, next on the show, we're going to cross live to the States.

Jack Tame covered the election from top to bottom yesterday. What is the mood like over there today? And what's the goss? We'll get Jack Tame from TVNZ on the show next. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. This time yesterday, the votes were starting to roll in and it was still kind of anybody's game.

Today, very different story, but we're very lucky to have on the show again New Zealand's leading political journalist, Jack Tame. Kia ora, Jack. Kia ora. I'm about the only employed journalist left, guys. That's why they gave you... If you'd been there like 10 years ago, it would have been great.

But now it's like, yeah, OK. OK, sorry. Please welcome TVNZ's last man standing, Jack Tame. Yes, there we go. Still a pretty good title, if you ask me. Thanks, guys. Jack, when we talked to you yesterday, you were at Kamala HQ waiting for the big party.

And I saw you on 6 o'clock news as well. And it was people were leaving and it was a bit different. She didn't even come out and speak last night, did she, Jack? No, it's not what I would describe as a big party. The thing is, I don't know what it is. I think I said to you guys yesterday, I was kind of bragging. I said I've done four of these things before. And I always end up at the losers party.

I reckon they have pollsters and they have economists and they have Paul the Octopus and all of that trying to work out who is going to win the election. Honestly, they just work out where I'm going to be and they know that person's going to lose. So yeah, it was pretty grim last night. Kamala decided she wasn't going to come out. She had all these people come out to see her.

They just had to turn around and go home. Some of them thought, oh, well, maybe the results will turn around overnight. She would be president tomorrow. But, of course, that wasn't the case. In the end, despite everyone thinking it was going to be a really close race, it wasn't a close race. Donald Trump absolutely stumped Kamala Harris. So, yeah.

I need to ask your opinion on this, Jack. What do you think it was that really changed this election for Kamala Harris and made it so, so drastically the other way for Donald Trump? What do you think it was? What was the key factor? Well, first of all, I reckon if he was versing Biden, it would have been even worse for the Democrats. But I reckon that we haven't done a good job of illustrating to Kiwis enough just how angry working class people in America are about the state of politics. And this is like a bit of a deep take, but my theory is kind of simple,

right? Like for the last 30 years, people growing up in working class communities, the sort of communities that used to have good middle class jobs from working in factories and that kind of thing, they've seen all of those jobs go overseas. At the same time, they've seen their wages go down. They've seen their opportunities go down, their access to health healthcare go down. You know, maybe if your dad had a good job as a foreman in a factory and was earning a middle-class wage 50 years ago, the best you can hope for with the same education in the same town now is earning $9 an hour at 7-Eleven. And that's grim. And people are really, really sick of it.

And I reckon this is just them saying, you know what? We're sick of being told how to live our lives. We want someone who says the system is rigged and you're being screwed over and I'm going to fix it. That's what I reckon it is. That is so deja vu, though, because I feel that was the analysis that came out of the 2016 election. That's exactly what they said.

They said Trump has tuned into this thing of people who are angry, they are broke, they are fed up, and they do a protest vote for Donald Trump. And the exact same thing has happened again, Jack. Yeah, but then the stuff that everyone, you know, goes on about in these campaigns isn't like, how do we make life better for people in those communities? For the, like, tens of millions of Americans

who aren't living great lives and who are kind of, like, materially worse off than their parents' generation. Most of the time, the conversations they have in election campaigns are over things like Puerto Rico. Is Puertoerto rico you know is puerto rico offended all that kind of thing and i'm not saying those kind of messaging and branding things aren't important but i reckon like you know i mean just to take the puerto rico example it's amazing to see how many latino men supported carmen harris like that obviously the the Puerto Rico thing didn't matter that much to them.

What matters to them is can I get ahead? Can I have a good life? Can I expect good money for the work that I'm doing? And I reckon just heaps of them feel like they're getting screwed over. Yeah. You mean Puerto Rican men supported Donald Trump? Yeah. Sorry.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even after all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Supported Kamala Porter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even after all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Support of Kamala Harris, yeah. Because do you feel like, and obviously we, you know, see what we see here and get fed what we get fed, but do you feel like that is the bottom line for, like,

most Americans right now, that everything else doesn't really matter? It's whether or not that they can get ahead financially and have a better life. All the other policies and all that kind of stuff is extra. But do you think that was the main reason that people voted for him? Yeah, I reckon. And I just reckon that whether they're like Republicans or Democrats, like previous presidents,

like the difference between like George W. Bush and Obama actually isn't nearly as significant as we think it is. And for lots of people, they're just like, you know what? I voted Republican in the past. I voted Democrat in the past. And honestly, it didn't make that much of a difference in my life. I want to have a leader who's going to completely flip the whole thing on its head, who's going to come out and say, nah, Washington, D.C. is screwed.

The current political system is screwed. You're being screwed over, and I'm going to come out and say, nah, Washington, D.C. is screwed. The current political system is screwed. You're being screwed over, and I'm going to change it. And I reckon that's what's so attractive to people, eh? But yeah, I mean, elections are always about economics. And in the U.S. at the moment, their big macro numbers for their economy are just so much better than New Zealand's. Like when I'm over here at the moment, the exchange rate's like 59 cents. So you go and get a coffee, and it'll cost you like $9 New Zealand dollars, $10 New Zealand dollars. when I'm over here at the moment, the exchange rate's like 59 cents. So you go and get a coffee and it'll

cost you like 9 New Zealand dollars. 10 New Zealand dollars. It's ridiculous. Imagine if some of those Americans had to live over here and go grocery shopping here. Can you imagine, Jack? They'd be outside with pickets and torches. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's bleak. We're very

lucky to have your insight, Jack. We appreciate it. That is Jack Tame from TVNZ. The man who no political party wants at their election night campaign. No, you're a jinx. You're a political jinx, Jack Tame. Not a single person, yeah. In fact, stay away from my parties from now on, Jack. Appreciate it, Jack.

Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Chris Hemsworth and his wife, Elsa Pataki, they're under fire. What have they done? Here's what they've done, Bree. They've gone and done a tourism ad for the UAE, for Abu Dhabi. And the ad is about a minute long. They posted it on their social media and it promotes all of the different tourist things

that you can do in Abu Dhabi. Have a listen to here. media and it promotes all of the different tourist things that you can do in Abu Dhabi. Have a listen to here. Here's a little bit of the ad. I got you! Hold on! Great take, everyone! A little bit more hop here, please! Experience Abu Dhabi.

Find your pace. Yeah, it's chaos. It's chaos. So the ad starts with him shooting a movie, and then he's like, we need a vacation, and him and the family all go to Abu Dhabi. So he's gotten a lot of backlash today on this. He's not the first celebrity to get backlash on partnering and doing things in the UAE.

The backlash is about, you know, the different human rights restrictions that are in the UAE. Rebel Wilson was over in the UAE in Dubai last year when Beyonce launched that new resort and she got slammed about being there as well. I go there a lot. You guys know this. I host a show that airs in the UAE and I go to the Abu Dhabi in Dubai a couple of times a year. I'm going in December. They treat me really, really well.

And they all know that I'm gay. They all know that I'm in December. They treat me really, really well. And they all know that I'm gay. They all know that I'm gay. And they treat me really, really well. So I don't know whether it's like a specific experience for me because I've worked or have a work thing there. I don't know. But I can see why it definitely rubs people up that Chris has done this ad.

Yeah, they have a bad human rights record in that part of the world. And I'm sure you do have a good experience over there. And I'm sure lots of people do. There's a lot of different things that they're known for doing, like archaic laws inhibiting women's rights, freedom of speech, the criminalisation of homosexuality. There's heaps of stuff.

And I remember, because we talked about when Beckham was actually doing some work for them as well. Well, he was doing it for Qatar, not for the UAE. Which I mean, yeah. But similar situation. Similar situation. And he copped the same backlash as well, where people feel like these people don't need the money

and they're selling out and taking a big paycheck. To do an ad for Byron Bay. Yeah, I feel like he's done that as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's done that. Yeah, he's done that. He's done every Byron Bay ad that as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's done that. Yeah, he's done that. He's done every Byron Bay ad ever. He's done ads for Sweets. He's done everything. That's the goss live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent,

Dean McCarthy. I saw the story today about these two Kiwi guys from Kaikoura. One shot the other one in the face with a rifle and the news story is that the man who was shot in the face has decided to forgive and forget.

Why in the world would you forgive for that? Obviously it was an accident. Yes, it was an accident. So, hear it out. It happened on a hunting trip. Neither of the men had a valid firearms licence so it was a true accident, you know?

Didn't even know how to work the gun. Yeah, that seems silly, doesn't it? The friend accidentally fired a bullet from a rifle. The bullet hit the left side of his friend's face. The bullet went near his eye, through his face, near his eye, before passing through his nose. Oh! The man has since had to have his eye removed.

Oh, God. And parts of his face rebuilt. But he has said, YOLO, it was an accident. You're all good, my bro. Don't worry about it. I don't want any reparation. I don't want you to go to court. It's all good, man.

It's all good. That's a good friend. Beers on the other guy for life, though, eh? Like, you'll shout for the rest of time. Yeah, 100%. That's wild. I like to think that I would forgive a friend if they shot me in the face, if it was an accident.

I mean, if it wasn't an accident, I feel like I'd really struggle to forgive someone. Yeah. I can't imagine staying mad at someone for something that was truly an accident, you someone. Yeah. I can't imagine staying mad at someone for something that was truly an accident. You know? Yeah. Like, you can be pissed off, but so long as they apologise and they mean it, you know?

I agree. I'd be pissed off if the person was like, you got in the way. It was your fault. You got in the way of the bullet. Oh, then I'd be fuming. Then you'd be fuming. I'd be fuming then. Yeah, yeah.

I think you fuming. Then you'd be fuming. I'd be fuming then. Yeah, yeah. I think you're right. Like, I can forgive anyone if it was an accident and there was no ill intent behind it. No malice. No malice. You know, accidents happen. Yeah. But it all depends on, yeah, the intent.

Totally. You know? Totally. And whether you believe wholeheartedly whether something was an accident or not. That's why I want to hear stories of forgiveness this afternoon. I want to know what you forgave a friend for, which was pretty big, but you still managed to get over it. Or what did someone forgive you for?

What's the thing that your friendship survived? I feel like you're running a sermon. Well, maybe I am. Maybe I'm offering people the chance at redemption this afternoon. Let's talk about forgiveness. Let's talk about forgiveness. What did you forgive a friend for where people would probably be like,

you forgave them for that? I've got some thought starters for you. Maybe they, we've already talked to someone like this today. What if they stole your husband? Yep. Could you forgive them if they stole your husband? Did you forgive them if they stole your husband? Did you forgive them if they stole your husband?

Had an affair with your partner behind your back. Did they accidentally burn your house down? Did they get you fired? Did they crash your uninsured car? Did they run over your dog? Did they run over your dog? Yeah. Oh, God, I'd really struggle.

But like we said before, if it was a genuine accident, then accidents are accidents. Oh, $800 again. But I still won't forgive you. Yeah. Or text 9696. We want to know the thing that your friendship managed to survive. What did you forgive somebody for?

We're asking, what did your friendship survive? There are two guys from the South Island. They're from Kaikoura, I believe, who are in the news today because one shot the other one in the face with a rifle accidentally and the other one has forgiven him publicly. He's gone out and he said, nah, don't charge him with anything. No reparation needed. He didn't mean it.

He's my boy. That's pretty amazing. Yeah. That he can just turn around and say, it was an accident. It was an accident. It's not a big deal. I understand. Still one of my best mates.

So we want to know, what's the thing that your friendship survived? What did they forgive you for? What did you forgive them for? Dimitri's caught up. Kia ora, Dimitri. Hi, Dimitri. Hello, how are you? Yeah, good.

Dimitri, what did your friendship survive? So, mate of mine that I was a little with at the time was mucking around with a golf ball one day and a driver. Yeah. And managed to drive a golf ball. I don't know how quick into my car. Thankfully, it managed to hit the petrol flap and nothing else. So, you got a dented petrol flap.

Yeah. So, it's a dented petrol flap basically. And did he offer to pay for it? No, he offered to fully replace it. Okay. No, don't worry about it. I don't know how he didn't hit any of the other part of the car, but it was more impressive than anything. You are allowed to drive one golf ball at any of his cars in the future now,

though. You know that, eh? As soon as he gets a nice car. He's one of my groomsmen at my wedding next week, so I might just do it then. Do it then. Yeah, cash in on it then. Yeah, announce that you're going to do it at the wedding and then get the whole wedding party to go outside

while you do it to his car. Or stuff the car. I say ball for a ball. Yeah, that's it. You know, let him take his pick. Ball for a ball? Ball for a ball. In what way?

Golf ball for a ball. As in you get a shot at the balls. Oh, golf ball to the balls. Yes. Oh, yeah. I don't know if I could do that. I feel a bit bad. Yeah, fair enough.

Go to the car then. Go to the car then. Go to the car then, yeah. Go to the car then, guys. We're asking, what did your friendship survive? Someone texted in and they said, my maid of honour had shingles a few weeks before my wedding. We didn't realise that you could catch chicken pox from shingles,

so I had chicken pox on my wedding day. I still love her to bits, though. I'd be fuming. I would be so angry. You're coming in frigging calamine lotion in your wedding photos? You must be very good friends because I'd be fuming. Sandy's here. Hi, Sandy.

Hi, Sandy. Hi, Sandy. Hi, how are you guys? We're good, Sandy. What did the friendship survive? Who had to forgive who for what? Well, it was my mum. I had to forgive my mum. What did your mum do?

Well, three days before Christmas, she ran over my cat and I came home from work. Oh, no. She was beside herself and my mum does not get upset. So her crying and sobbing, I thought the world was ending. I thought something awful, like, I mean, it is awful. Yeah, yeah. But she was crying so much she took the level way, way up, right? You thought it was worse.

Yeah. And I'm, like, comforting her and telling her, it's okay, Mum. There's nothing we can't get through. It's okay. It's okay. And then she finally got it out that she ran over the cat. Oh, well, and were you like, is that it? By that point?

I then started crying a lot harder. And I was like, it's okay, mum. It's okay. It's okay. Oh, she would have felt so horrible. Oh, I've never seen my mum so upset in my life. She's quite a hard lady. Easy going, but quite hard.

Never cries. Never gets fazed. But to see her in that state really got me going. But, I mean, what's there to forgive? It's not like she did it on purpose. She didn't do it on purpose. It's like the shooting the guy in the face thing. They didn't do it on purpose. It's an accident. Yeah.

Is that why you're not friends with your mum anymore? No, I love my mum. My mum's a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful lady who's sacrificed everything. And, Sandy, wonderful lady who sacrificed everything. And, Sandy, you've got one over her. You know, like if you ever need anything, you just go,

hey, you remember that time you ran over my cat? Well, the funny thing is, though, my cat used to always chew phone cords and everyone would say, oh, how's the cat? And we would joke, oh, alive, just. And then finally when someone asked the next time, I joke, oh, alive, just. And then finally, when someone asked the next time, I'd be like, no,

dead. No, dead. Oh. And they're like, ha ha, yeah, good one,

good one, good one. How's the cat? No, mum ran it over. Oh, bless. Yeah,

on purpose. I'm glad to hear that it didn't ruin your relationship, Sandy. No, she's awesome. Oh, good to hear. Glad you could laugh about it too, that's always helpful, you know? No, she's awesome. Oh, good to hear. Glad you can laugh about it too. That's always helpful.

You know? Yeah, always a good thing. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. We were just talking to a lady whose mum ran over her cat and was very, very upset. So much so that the woman thought the world was ending and then it turned out, oh no, she just ran over the cat. Which is a big deal

but they made it sound like a bigger deal than it was. Someone texts in and said, that is such a good trick. I do it all the time with my wife. I tell her that something costs $2,000 and she gets upset and then I go, nah, nah, just kidding. It was only $500. And then she's not as angry as she was about the $2,000 thing. Yeah, my mum does that a lot to my dad,

but she never tells him the part of how much it's actually worth. She does it the other way around. Yeah, she'll say, oh, it was about the $2,000 thing. Yeah, my mum does that a lot to my dad, but she never tells him the part of how much it's actually worth. She does it the other way around. Yeah. She'll say, oh, it was about $50. But she never tells him how much it actually was. And he'll go, $50! That's exactly what happens. She's like, $350? $50? My dad has no idea how much things

cost because he lives on a farm. And they're happily married. Yeah, it works. Marriage is about lying to your partner about the right things. Yes. Isn't it? That's what it comes down to. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

The things that don't matter. The things that, yeah. As much. You've got to lie to keep them happy. I think that's what it is. Yeah. Lying is the key to a good, healthy marriage. I think that's what it is.

That's what it is, isn't it? Call ZM now to play Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Right. $200 up for grabs in What's the Plot today. To get that, you have to correctly guess two movies before Bree does. You can do that, can't you? Oh, the last time we played this was very tight. Yeah, Bree said she was touching cloth.

I could taste the leather. Wearing leather pants. I was going to say, you're wearing leather ones. Yeah, I was wearing leather pants that day. No undies. She could feel the polyester on her gooch. Do you want to play Brie and what's the plot? If you do, this is your big chance.

The phone lines are open on 0800 DIAL ZM. Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,

that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? $200 on the Clint's What's the Plot? $200 on the line for What's the Plot today. If you can take down our champ, Bree Thomasel, and Matt's going to give it a go. G'day, Matt. How you doing?

Hello, Matt. We've been playing this game for about five years. Have you ever been on air with us to play it? Yeah, I have. Have you? Okay, wait. Have you won before, Matt? I feel like you have. Yeah, who's the Have you? Okay, wait. Did you, have you won before, Matt? I feel like you have.

Yeah, I shouldn't have. Who's the girl that answered the phone? I shouldn't have told her that. No, that's okay. You're welcome to play again. Do you remember how much money you won? The term you used. Bree and Clint.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? $200 on the line for What's the Plot today. If you can take down our champ, Bree Thomasel,

and Matt's going to give it a go. G'day, Matt. How you doing? Hello, Matt. We've been playing this game for about five years. Have you ever been on air with us to play it? Yeah, I have. Have you?

Okay, wait. Have you won before, Matt? I feel like you have. Yeah, who's the girl that answered the phone? I shouldn't have told her that. No, that's okay. You're welcome to play again. Do you remember how much money you won?

The term you used, Clint, was his pants jubilee, and it was the one about the blockbuster movies. It was worth about $1,100. Oh, that was recent, Matt. Oh, no, not recent. I haven't got to 1,000 in ages. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like we were on the road.

I feel like we were in the South Island when that happened. Possibly. There was like like we were on the road. I feel like we were in the South Island when that happened. Possibly. There was like Avatar was one of the movies. Well, Matt's got it really set into his memory. I never bloody get Avatar. Well, Matt. Every bloody time, Matt. It's a lowly $200 up for grabs today.

Are you still keen to play? I'll try and take that, yeah. Okay, sure. Just a refresh for you, even though you've already played and won before, I read movie plots. Either you or Bree buzz in with your name as soon as you think you know what it is. Don't wait for me to finish the plot line.

And the first person to give me two correct answers today will win that $200 cash. Today, our theme, because Trump is back in the White House, it's all movies that feature the White House. It's all movies that feature the White House in the film. Okay. Here we go.

Good luck everybody. Movie number one. Capitol Police Officer John Cale. Brie. White House Down. White House Down's correct. Come on! Channing Tatum, you good-looking man. Big Channing Tatum. And Jamie Foxx was in that movie as well. You knew that one too, didn't you, Matt?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I could tell you knew it as well. I'm so on edge. I know how Matt plays, and I know the movies. I can already tell the movies he's into. You will both know this next one. Okay. So this is going to be a race to hit the buzzer. Okay.

Movie number two. Is Strange... Brie. Independence Day. Oh! It was worth a guess. It was worth a guess. Matt. I was going to do the same thing, but she got in quicker.

Were you going to say Independence Day as well? I was going to say Independence Day. The first shot I thought of was the White House blowing up. The White House exploding, yeah. As strange phenomena surface around the globe, the skies ignite. Terror races through the world's major cities. It was the first movie I thought of when you said the White House, and I bet Matt was the exact same.

Hey, Matt, you're going to have to come back for The Decider. For The Decider, yeah. It's one apiece. All right. Yeah. So whenever you're ready, Matt, maybe even wait until it gets a bit higher in price and come back and we'll decide this thing, okay?

I would rather get pants for $200 than what I won last time. Yeah. There you go. What's the plot? Returns next pants for $200 than what I won last time. Yeah. There you go. What's the plot returns next week for $250? Well done. I'm sweating. Yeah. Because I know how good he is.

What other White House movies? Actually, ask Matt as well. What other White House movies can you think of? Air Force One. Oh, yeah, Air Force One. I considered that one. Yep. Yep. Deep Impact. Oh, yeah, Air Force One. I considered that one. Yep. Yeah.

Deep Impact? Oh, I didn't have Deep Impact. I'm pretty sure the White House is in that. Yeah. I had Forrest Gump. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Forrest Gump and the Simpsons movie.

Yeah, right. I just keep thinking West Wing and Breaking... House of Cards, but TV shows. House of Cards, TV shows. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a worthy opponent

Matt we'll play again soon oh we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you as well a bonus that's even better bonus

even better I have weird thoughts sometimes just how my brain works we know yeah you guys would know so I just think about

random things sometimes like this morning I was like I wonder what is the world record for the person who knows the most languages? Okay, yeah, that is a random thought. Yeah, but it's interesting, isn't it? How many languages can the human brain know? Yeah.

I've learnt quite a lot because I then fell into a rabbit hole where I was doing research around the topic. Did you know what those people are called? Multilinguists? Polyglot. Polyglots. A polyglot? Okay.

Apparently. What do you reckon is a lot for someone to... I think anything... Well, I think three is a lot. Anything more than two is a lot. Yeah. Two is obviously very impressive. is a lot. Anything more than two is a lot. Yeah. Two is obviously very impressive.

Two is amazing. Anything more than two? But two is the bare minimum for multilinguists, isn't it? Otherwise you're just a... Well, you're just a linguist. Yeah. Well, unless you can't talk at all. Yeah. Hey, if you can only speak one language and you listen to this,

at least you've got one. Hey, better than none. Better than some babies. Yeah. Stupid babies. Yeah, baby can't even say a word. Yeah. I'd be impressed with three.

I feel like... What do you reckon is the record, producers? I reckon four passes a lot. Four. The record's got to be something really impressive, doesn't it? Yeah. Like double digits at least. I'm going to say the world record for the most languages that one person can speak is 14. got to be something really impressive doesn't it yeah like double digits at least i'm gonna say

the world record for the most languages that one person can speak is 14 14 yeah can you imagine 14 where's that gonna go in your brain no i don't know i don't know if i can name 14 languages i I can either. Try. English, French, Maori, Swahili, Arabic. Mandarin. I'm doing it. Oh, sorry. Mandarin, Cantonese. Canadian? Canadian.

I'm joking. Ishe. You're struggling now. Yeah, I'm struggling. And that was seven. Yeah. So you win a lock in 14. Producers, what do you reckon?

World record for the most languages known by one person? Japanese? Korean. You lost. Korean. I'm going to just go nine. That's a lot. You reckon nine is the world record?

That's a lot. Because you've got to be fluent, right? Yeah. So for it to qualify, you've got to be fluent. I think even technically you have to be able to write. Oh, write, okay. Like read and write. That's like another thing.

What about you, Producer Brooke? What do you reckon? Yeah, 14. 14? Okay. Yeah. The world record for one person and how many languages they know is 59. 59 languages.

59. A man named Zayad Fazar claims to speak most languages in the world, which is, and he claims that he can read, write, and speak these following languages. You ready? Do you want me to just read out a few? Yeah, read or throw them. Albanian, Arabic, Armenian, Bulgarian, Burmese, Cantonese, Danish, Dutch,

English, Fijian, Finnish, French, German, Greek, Hebrew, Hindi, Hungarian, Icelandic, Indonesian, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Malay, Maltese. We get it. We get it. It goes on and on and on. What a smarty. He doesn't speak most languages on the planet, though. I've just done a quick Google search,

and there are 7,139 officially recognised languages in the world. So. And you can name 10 of them. I love how you're not impressed now. You're like, well. Well, he said he could speak most languages on the planet. That's what this article said. Must be most popular languages. You learn another one,. Well, he said he could speak most languages on the planet. That's what this article said. Must be most popular

languages. You learn another one, Clint, and then come back to us. Yeah, actually. That's not that impressive. Before you go criticising Zayad. Can he speak 7,000? Well, technically there's 7,000 languages in the world, so he doesn't know majority. Can he speak pig Latin? Remember at school

everyone was like. I hated that. Yeah, girls were like learning pig Latin so they could make fun of you in a different language. Hated it. Because I was always the one being made fun of. Upshay, ushay, okay, dickhead or something like that. Yeah, that's pretty nerdy. So dumb.

Love it though. Yeah. Latin, Latin. I want to know if we have any listeners listening who know quite a lot of languages, and when I say quite a lot, we already agreed that more than two. More than three. More than two.

No, three or more. Three or more is good. Nah. Says the guy who can barely speak English. Oh. It's true. You barely know one. Rude. Three or more

Are the people I want to talk to I want to put you in language classes now What one would you like? I'm the most cunning linguist on this show Okay I have a mastery of the English language Mate the last thing you are is a cunning linguist I'll tell you that for free

0800 DIALS NM Or you can text us on 9696 If you know more than three languages. Give us a call right now. Do you know your way around a couple of languages? Bree found the world record holder for the most languages. Someone who has, according to them, 59 languages. Zayad Fazar apparently claims to speak

the most languages in the world with 59. So how impressive can we get this afternoon? We're looking for the person with the mastery of the most foreign languages and Debbie's up first. Hi, Debbie. Hi, Debbie. Hi. Tell us.

How many languages you got, Deb? Oh, three. Three. That's pretty good. What languages, Debbie? Russian, three. Three. That's pretty good. What languages, Debbie? Russian, English and Maori. Wow. That's quite a mix.

Okay, let's start with English. Can we have a hi, my name is Debbie in English? Okay. Hi, my name is Debbie. Oh, that was pretty good, Debbie. It's almost like it was your first language, but it wasn't, right? Takes a bit of technique, you know. Yeah, yeah, you've got to get your tongue around those vowels.

Oh, Debbie, I love you. Okay, Debbie, give it to us in Russian. Oh, well, you didn't have to call Clint that, Debbie. But you didn't say Debbie in there. You didn't say Debbie in there. Oh, sorry. Hey, calm down, mate. No, I'm not just going to take someone at their word that they speak Russian.

Did you say hi, my name is... I speak Russian and you don't want to know what she just called you. No. She just said hello, my friend. Oh, okay. Oh, nice. Okay, and the last... Dasvidanya.

Yes, goodbye. Yay. Oh, she does. There you go. I love how Clint's testing everyone. And go on, a bit of taro to finish it off, Debbie. Do I need to see what I have to say? Like, oh, am I saying this off my name at the end?

No, just say whatever you want. Okay. Kia ora. KT Pihikwe. Oh, lovely. KT Pai, Debbie. Thank you very much. All right, Debbie.

Let's go to Keone. Hi, Keone. Hi, Keone. Hello. It's not you, but your French, Keone. Hi, Keone. Hello. It's not you, but your French teacher speaks a whole lot of languages. How many? Yeah, so my French teacher, she speaks seven languages. German, Japanese, Russian, English, Te Reo, Danish,

and something else that I can't remember. Are you for real? And how well are you talking, Keone? Like, can she speak more fluently? That's amazing. Yeah, she's all fluent. Jeez, that's impressive. Thanks, Keone.

Someone's texted and said Debbie's a liar. No, I believe Debbie. You wouldn't let me push her. You wouldn't let me push her. It's not nice. How would you feel if we questioned everything you said on this show? You do. Yeah, good point.

No, you question what we say. Yeah, true. You're always questioning us. Yeah. Because you... It's time we turn it around, Clint. Yeah, I agree, Ella. You need fact-checking, that's why.

You need fact-checking. You need fact-checking. How about you check your facts? You need fact-checking. Someone texted and said, I only speak English fluently, but I'm currently learning French, Mandarin and Japanese. Can you read that better?

Why would you learn three languages all at once? Just to keep it interesting. Absolute mind eff. Can you say fluently again? Fluently. I've had a few drinks, okay? One more time? I've been on the vodkas with Debbie.

One more time? The Russian vodkas. You're up and go. Fluently. Fluently, okay? There we go. Speak and pronunciate. Do you mean enunciate?

Someone just said, Clint is a liar. Poor Debbie. They're coming for you now. Yeah, come for Clint. I believed Debbie. Can I say I believed Debbie Until she came in With some Borg standard te reo Māori

Oh wow Just go with KTPEHI akwe Debbie, if you're still listening Call us back And let's get a bit more from Debbie And we'll really test her Debbie, call us back

Yeah, Debbie, call back 0800 dials at M We've got myth busting to do Oh well well I guess This is going to tell us All we need Is that Debbie Calling through

What would you be happy with I'm trying to call her Just a bit more Just a little bit more Just a bit more Then you can make up your mind Yeah I'd like Debbie to do

Her full pipi ha Alright Come on Debbie Call him back And prove him wrong She's not calling Make up your mind. Yeah. I'd like Demi to do her full pipi-ha. All right. Come on, Demi. Call him back and prove him wrong. She's not calling. I believe in you. She's not calling.

She's scared. Oh. Wait. Producers might have something here. Someone else said, I agree with Clint. I reckon Demi was lying. Yeah. She's got her.

Yes, she's got her. Okay. Okay, come on, Demi. Hi, welcome back to the Airwaves, Demi. Hi was lying. Yeah. She's got her. Yes, she's got her. Okay. Okay, come on, Debbie. Hi, welcome back to the airwaves, Debbie. Hi. Hi. Hi. Look, there's some people out there who are calling you a liar.

No, Debbie, let me level with you. Clint thinks you're a liar. I think you're legit. All we need is a bit more of what? What would you like first? I'd like a little bit more te reo Maori, if that's okay, Debbie. What else can I say? Maybe you could say, the weather was wonderful today

and I'm looking forward to tomorrow. Can you say that? Oh, man. Yeah, how are you going to know if you can't say it? I'm not on trail here, though. Don't turn this around on me. This is about Debbie. But how are you going to know if she can't say it? I'm not on trail here, though. Don't turn this around on me. This is about Debbie. But how are you going to know if she's telling the truth?

I'll get a vibe. I'll get a vibe. Debbie, just say anything. He's not going to know. Um, oh, I'm like gobsmacked now. Oh, we've put her on the spot. Come on, Debbie, just collect yourself. Literally, Debbie, just say anything.

He can't speak it, so he's not going to know. We've got ma, ma, you know, kia ora. Kia ora. No, you're right, kia ora, yeah. No, ma hi. Okay, that's good. Thanks, Debbie. Thank you.

I know you've got matahi, matawai, whakatane, you know, all those sort of places as well. Obviously, yeah, absolutely. That was pretty good from Debbie. Thanks, Debbie. Thank you. You've got Matahim, Matawai, Whakatane, you know, all those sort of places as well. Obviously, yeah, absolutely. That was pretty good from Debbie. I was wrong. Obviously, I was wrong. That text was wrong. What text?

When I said Debbie was a liar. Well, I guess we'll never know. She's the real. I guess we'll just have to take Debbie's word for it. Which word? English, rational, today. English, rational, today. Yeah, good point.

I think English was her strongest, to be honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone's got a dominant language, absolutely. Yeah. I'm free in Clent. Free in Clent. Free in Clent. I said somebody's retiring,

and they could be in the room with us right now. They could be right here right now. We just don't know if they are. That's the thing. Because the news out today is that Ray Gunn is retiring. The Olympic breakdancer. Oh, thank God. Not me.

Again. What? You guys need to let this go. Ray Gunn and me are not the same person. We're two different people. You've put your hair back on the side part, which we veered away from. Today you're rocking a side part with a flip.

Yeah. And you could not look more Ray Gunn. In this moment, you could not look more Ray Gunn. I am aware that we look very similar, okay? The only difference, I I believe between you two Is that you don't take yourself as seriously as she does That's the only difference I can notice Between you and Ray Gunn

You also look like Ray Gunn but you sound like her Because when I was editing this clip that we're about to play You thought it was you Laughing Brianna She said is that me No I said I hope that's not my laugh No you were like is that my laugh No I said... She said, is that me? No, I said, I hope that's not my laugh. No, you were like, is that my laugh? No, I said, I hope it's not.

Rachel Gunn, a.k.a. Ray Gunn, has announced that she is retiring early from the sport that she loves because of bullying. She said... She spoke to the Jimmy and Nath radio show in Australia. And here is what Ray Gunn had to say. Would you do the Olympics again? No.

You wouldn't do it again? No. So you're going to continue to break? I still break, but I don't compete. You won't compete again? I'm not going to compete anymore, no. I was going to keep competing for sure, but, yeah, that seems really difficult.

I still dance and I still break, but, you know, in my living room with my partner. You've got to admit, it does sound a bit like you. You've got to admit, it doesn't sound anything like me. It doesn't. It doesn't sound anything like me. I feel bad. I feel bad for her.

That's really sad if that's the truth. She said she was made to feel crap and she doesn't want it to happen again. Yeah, fair enough. She literally was the most talked about person in the whole world. But it was with love. You know, it was like you suck with love. But I also see from her point of view, you know, where she works really hard for something

and obviously it wasn't a joke to her. Yes, this is the problem. She wasn't in on the joke. No. I would argue, though, that it's a great time to retire for Ray Gunn. She's 37. She's been to the Olympics, the pinnacle of her sport. Her sport has now also been removed from the Olympics.

Yeah, this is a good time to retire. She's world famous, job done. Because how many more kangaroos do you have in you? Totally. You know? Like it's a pretty, and like the serpent move, which we've all seen, pretty like physically demanding. We never got to see the koala though.

Oh, yeah, that would have been good. There are hells left to climb. But, I mean, leave some animals for the rest of us, Regan. I'm going to be debuting a move that I've been working on. Yeah. I'm calling it the echidna. Oh, yeah, okay. And then also another move that I've been working on

called the platypus, which that's a bit of an X-rated move, so you have to be 18 and over. Yeah, you're doing the horny goat as well? Yeah, that's in my repertoire. I thought we could ask, in the light of Ray Gunn standing down because of the haters, she didn't want to retire. She's retiring because of the haters. If it wasn't for the haters, what would you still be doing right now?

Me personally, I believe if it wasn't for the haters. You'd still have that eyebrow piercing. I'd still have an eyebrow piercing. Or there's a strong chance that I'd be a Broadway star right now. If I had stuck with it. Mate. If I'd stuck with it, pursued my love of musical theatre. You know.

I could very well. You don't even know what the movie Wicked is about. I could have been being interviewed. Honey. I know, because I got bullied out of it. Clint, I hate to break it to you. I'm not saying you couldn't have been in the ensemble, but I don't know if you've got the voice for Broadway.

No, I agree because I didn't have time to let it develop. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. Okay. Let him live his dream. He could have been on Broadway. To be honest, I kind of bullied myself out of it. I was like, oh.

Toxic masculinity. That's exactly what it was. I was like, that's so lame I love being in these productions but what if people think I'm gay I better go and play rugby how sad is that eh

like the thing that you actually enjoyed doing and then you gave it up because you're like oh what are the people going to think what did the haters stop you from doing

they tried to stop me from playing soccer when I was younger oh yeah because no other girls I was younger. Oh, yeah? Because no other girls, I was the only girl playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I'd play against all the boys and I'd dominate because girls develop earlier than boys.

Yeah, yeah. So I was taller and stronger and faster than everyone. And then it wasn't even the boys. The boys were fine that I played against. It was all of the boys' dads on the sideline and they'd be like, where's her birth certificate? Where's that girl's birth certificate? She hurt my son. She broke his

collarbone. Like, get over it. We want to know, if it wasn't for the haters, it's a bit of fun. If it wasn't for the haters, what's the thing that you think you would be doing right now? You could have been world famous at what? You wish you could go back and be like,

don't worry about the haters, keep going. It's a good lesson for the kids. It's a great lesson. So let's get them on. Oh, $800 at M. Poor old Ray Gunn has announced the haters have got the better of her and she's going to retire from breakdancing. She doesn't want it.

She doesn't want the attention anymore. I feel like this is not the best move from her because I feel like she'll be getting more bookings than ever. Yeah. No, the best move from her was the kangaroo. That was definitely the best move. Or the serpent. The serpent was one of my faves.

She's 37. The next Olympics she'd be 41. I'm not saying you can't be a 41-year-old breakdancer, but... It's not in the next Olympics, is it? Oh, and it's not in the next Olympics. It's a really, really good point. Either way, it's always sad when someone gets, someone lets the haters get the better of them

and they stop doing the thing that they love. Yeah, it can be hard to block out the noise of the haters. Yeah, especially when you're young. It would have been so loud because there was so many people making fun of her, even though I think it came from a place of love. Most of it. Most of it.

She would have got some darker stuff that we didn't get to see. Yeah, for sure. Totally. But we want to know, what did the haters stop you from doing? If it wasn't for them, you'd be doing what, Henry? Probably acting or singing. You reckon you would have been an actor or a singer? Oh, I would have hoped so

Who stopped you from doing that, Henry? Were people telling you, oh, you're not any good? No, I kind of put myself off it That's exactly what I was talking about Yeah, why? Took myself out of doing it Why do you reckon that is, Henry? I don't know, just like how others would think of it

Kind of puts you down a wee bit Where'd you grow up, Henry? I don't know, just like how others would think of it. Kind of puts you down a wee bit. Where'd you grow up, Henry? Nelson. Nelson. Okay. How old are you now?

I'm South Canterbury. I'm 18. You're 18. Oh, Henry, there's still time for you, mate. Why don't you sign up to an agency

and go and do some auditions? Why don't you do some acting lessons? Oh, maybe. I could do. What would be your dream, Henry? What's like your dream role or

would it be to be a musician? What is it? I'm not so sure. I'm in two minds about it. Yeah. We should get Henry in. Yeah. And he can record a song or produce up a song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And get you started, Henry. And we'll do a couple of scenes with him. Yeah. Okay, alright.

Hold the line, Henry. Let's go to Chloe on 0800 DARS. Hi, Chloe. Hi, Chloe. Hello, guys. If it wasn't for the haters, you'd be what? I would still be a wrangler. I'd be a redhead. Wait, so you're telling me, Chloe, you're a natural redhead.

I am, yes. And because of what people said, you've now dyed your hair a different colour. Yeah, so now I'm blonde. Okay. It's like, I guess it just started in primary school and then ran all the way through to high school. And the second I left high school, I went to the hairdresser and became blonde.

Kids suck, man. Kids are horrible. Yeah. Blonde is the only way to go if you want to escape ringerism, isn't it? Because my brother is a flaming redhead and he made the mistake of box dyeing his black.

Oh no. Doesn't look great. And of course the regrowth comes through almost instantly so then you've got black on the end of really vibrant ginger regrowth and I think it just compounded the problem, you know? Yeah, I think

blonde's the only way to go. How old are you now, Chloe? I'm 22. Would you ever go back to your natural red hair? I've thought about it actually, yeah. I reckon you should. There'll be a time in your life. I reckon it's your superpower. There will be a time in your life where you go, that makes me so unique and so cool.

Like red hair's beautiful. Like you'll love it one day. Yeah, I reckon too. It's definitely, I'm thinking about it. But I can fully understand why you'd hate it when people bully you. If it wasn't for the haters, Chloe, it would still be a wringer.

It would still be a wringer. Thanks, Chloe. We appreciate it. Someone texted and said, if it wasn't for the haters, brackets, my parents, I would have been diagnosed with ADHD earlier and maybe would have been better at school. LMAO.

It's good that you can LMAO about it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm with you on that. I had the same journey. What about the one that says I'm known in the UK and USA for psychic animal readings, but there's someone in New Zealand that ruined it for me

and got me banned from doing shows because they were similar to what she does but not the same. Is there beef in the psychic animal reading community? Well, they have said a name there which is quite a well-known psychic that doesn't do the animal stuff. I need to look. But it's the human. That.

Yeah. I didn't know that she did animals. No, she doesn't. It says there even though she can't do it. Oh, so she's coming onto your turf. We can't say the celebrity. We can't. So she got you banned.

I mean, we could say that you said the celebrity, but we won't. We're the bigger people. But that's BS if you're listening. I'm a well-known. I'm so angry. ...psychic animal do well... Okay. Okay.

Well, I mean, rise above, you know? There's a lot of animals around. But now that person's gotten banned. Oh, they got them banned? From doing shows around the area because the other psychic was like, this is my turf. You can be banned from doing psychic reading shows?

I don't know. Who polices that? Who's the person who's going around? I think it's Hagrid. Oh, is that who it is? Yeah. Someone said, if it wasn't for the haters, I would still be doing competitive marching.

Yes, that is a thing. I could have gone pro, but my mum said it was too expensive. Oh, mum was your hater. Hayley Sproul needs to stop texting into our show. She should be napping. Is she still marching? Yeah, she still marches. My mum was a marching girl.

Was she? Yeah. Is that a Kiwi thing, is it? Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, definitely. Oh, yeah. Oh, what?

It's got... There's a lot of Kiwi marching groups. Because I'd never really heard of it. I reckon it's a sport you and I could get into. No, I like having a relationship. Hey, don't be one of the haters. I reckon those marching girls get OTP after a competition too. I'm just kidding.

I actually think it's super cool. People are texting in trying to guess who the psychic is who bullied the... Well, that person was right. ...the pet psychic out of being a pet psychic. And to the person who texted in a suggestion... You're correct. ...you nailed it in one.

Yep. That's exactly who it was. Is that James Musterpick who texted that in? Bree and Clint, we'll do a birthday banger next. If you would like to know the number one song on your 16th birthday, 0800-DIAL dial ZM right now. Obviously, psychics need not apply because you already know what your birthday banger is. Yeah, you don't need to call.

Yeah, you can just tell. You can tell us, actually. You can tell us. Yeah. 0800 dial ZM. Birthday banger next. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, birthday banger time. This is what you call us, give us your birthday, and we tell you what was the number one song when you turned 16. Levi is going to do their mum Ash's birthday banger. Kia ora, Levi. Hi, Levi. Hi.

How old are you, Levi? I'm 12. And how old is mum? 30. Oh. Very well done, Levi. Were you testing Levi? I was just testing.

You should never say what your mum's age is. You should just say she's ageless. We're literally going to get her date of birth in a second. Yeah. Yeah. I know, but still. It's different, eh? It's different.

It's more vague. Levi, very, very good from you. What is mum's birthday? 28th of June, 1994. All right, that means she was 16 in 2010. And here's her birthday banner. Bit of Katy Perry, California Girls. Do you know that one, Levi?

No. I bet mum knows that one. Came out two years before you were born, Levi. Is mum giving it the thumbs up or thumbs down? Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Okay, very good. Thank you, Levi.

Wait there. You could be the winner. We'll talk to Shane. Hi, Shane. G'day, Shane. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. What have you been up to today, Shane?

I'm a truck driver. Never had any bus rides. Oh, I hear you. Well, thanks for calling through, Shane. What's your date of birth? 26 of the 10th, 61. All right, that means you were 16 in 1977. We've done the calculations.

On that day, this was number one Shane, you get the Star Wars theme, mate Unbeatable This went to number one Obviously you could buy the soundtrack And the records back in the day I've still got the record You've got the record, what do you know? Obviously, you could buy the soundtrack and the records back in the day. I've still got the record. You've got the record.

What do you know? That's unbelievable. You're a Star Wars fan, Shane? Oh, back in the day. Yeah. Hey, I reckon that's pretty cool. That has never come up in Birthday Banger before, Shane. That's a good one. 1977, going to the pictures.

I had to go three times the third time to watch it because the first 10 times I went with a girlfriend Shane you dirty dog Shane you naughty man Shane's like You didn't even see the look on Clint's face just then. I'll show you my lightsaber. Okay, wait there, Shane.

I'll show you my chewbagger. Yeah, I know you're my father, but who's your daddy? Amy's going to do her birthday banger finally. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. We've got to clean things up a bit after Shane.

Yeah, let's tidy it up, Amy. Amy's a classy girl. Aren't you, Amy? Yeah, 100%. I thought so. Tell me, what is your date of birth? The 12th of April, 2001. Okay, Amy.

Okay, Amy, that means she was 16 in 2017. And on that day, this was at the top. This level's too it, you and I, no. Tell them, be humble. Sit down. Amy, be humble. Sit down. Kendrick Lamar, humble.

Amy, what are your thoughts? Love it. Love it. That's a good one. Sit down. Be humble. Okay, wait there. We're deciding between Levi's mum's birthday banger, which is Katy Perry,

Shane the Dirty Dog's birthday banger, which is Star Wars, and Amy's birthday banger, which is Kendrick Lamar. What do you say I had to go to the movies three times? Just to see it. Because the first two times I went with a girl. He would have done the popcorn trick, eh? Oh, God. Jesus.

I'm voting for Kendrick Lamar. I'm voting for Kendrick Lamar as well. Amy, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Amazing. Thank you. Leash girl, baby. We'll get on the air for you right now, Amy.

Brian Clint. Here's a birthday banger on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. The winner of birthday banger today for Amy is Kendrick Lamar and Humble. Sit down. Be humble. Banger.

Banger. Up next on the show, very exciting. I've come across a very nostalgic cartoon for us millennials, something we all would have watched when we were kids. And they're bringing it back. They're rebooting it. And even more exciting, they're auditioning for roles on the show. Yeah, this is good.

I loved this show as a kid. This was one of my favourites as a kid. It was definitely one of the weirder shows. Oh, it's very strange. Very strange. But as a kid. You don't realise that. But also I think that's what you like about it.

It's weirdness. Yeah. Like the best kids shows are weird. Like SpongeBob. It's weird as hell. It is a weird show, yeah. Yeah. Angry Beavers.

Cat Dog is weird. Oh, I loved Cat Dog so much. What was the one about the fat cat? Rocco's Modern World. Yeah, that was messed up. That was messed up, that show. The Monsters one where they all lived in the... In the sewer.

In the sewer. No, they lived at the dump. Oh, yeah. Ah, real monsters. Ah, real monsters, yeah. Yeah. Arnold. Hey, Arnold.

That was weird. What was weird about Hey, Arnold? Ah, real monsters. Ah, real monsters, yeah. Yeah. Arnold. Hey, Arnold. That was weird. What was weird about Hey, Arnold? He had a football-shaped head. Oh, yeah, true. And his grandpa was so old. Yeah, and kind of creepy. Yeah. Anyway, it's none of those shows.

It's none of those shows. Do you want an audio clue or save it? Nah, save it. Save it? Okay, we'll talk about it next. Bree and Clint. I was very excited when I read this news that a nostalgic cartoon from the millennial childhoods Yeah, big time.

is coming back and they're currently auditioning for the reboot of the show. I hope they don't make this a live action. I hope they keep it. I hope it's the same. I hope they keep it exactly the show. I hope they don't make this a live action. I hope they keep it I hope it's the same. I hope they keep it exactly the same. This cartoon was a claymation series. Yeah.

And you may recognise it from this sound. Pingu was cooked. Like if you watch it back now you're like, what? It's like an acid trip. With these people on when they made this show. But it's so good.

I love it so much. Action! Action! Like there's no dialogue in the show. No, there's no dialogue. Absolutely no dialogue. And you can still follow the storyline. You can follow exactly how Pengu is feeling.

If you've ever watched any like doco about how they make claymation as well, it's painstaking, the process. It is so slow. Imagine making like Wallace and Gromit, the detail in those episodes in the movies. Love Wallace and Gromit. So good. I think we should. We forgot the cheese. Gromit. So good. I think we should... We forgot the cheese.

Gromit. We should give it a go because they're auditioning for Voices in Pengu. And, I mean, I need some extra work at the moment. So may as well give it a crack. You've got strong Clay Penguin vibes. I just feel like I've got the same chaotic energy as Pengu. Do you want a little bit more inspo? Yeah, what else have we got?

This is some more Pengu. That doesn't give us a lot. This one. Argan, it's all here. That's signature Pengu, isn't it? That is Signature Pingu. Okay, are you ready? Yeah.

Into character. It's not bad. I don't think that was bad. I appreciate that. Ella's not convinced. Are you not convinced? I like the noot-noot, but I didn't know what the star was. That's exactly what Pingu sounds like.

Yeah. Why does that one not make sense, but this one made perfect sense? Do it again. Okay, hold on. Okay. Here's our audition for Pingu. Okay, so it's... Okay. I think it's good

I think it's real good Okay Me Your turn Okay You sound like Pingu's dad Yeah I could be Pingu's dad. Yeah, I could be Pingu's dad. So we could all be in the production.

Ella's so quick to judge us. She is. I think you and I are in. Were you even freaking born? Yeah. Do you even know what the show is? I actually don't like it. Bruh, do you even know Pingu? I think it's boring.

What the hell? I thought it was boring. You think Pingu's boring? Nothing happened. He just went around neuting. Oh my god, I... You give Pingu energy. Energy. You do. You've got big Pingu

energy. She's way more Daria right now. What's that? I don't know Daria. Oh, you don't know Daria? Is that a theory? She looks like Daria too. No, she was this... That was Eliza Thornberry. No, you're definitely not. You're Daria. Shut up.

You're the girl with the glasses off recess. Who's that? I know none of these. The glasses and the freckles on recess? Yeah. I want to be Strawberry Shortcake. Okay. Are you ready to do your Pingu audition?

Yeah, hang on. Let me turn my mic off and practice. Yeah. Okay, that'll help. Look at her. You take it real seriously. Yeah. Okay, I'm good. Okay, this better be good Look at her. Yeah, you take it real seriously. Yeah. Okay, I'm good.

Okay, this better be good because you've been critical of ours. That was actually not bad. Turns out. I wanted it to suck. It was actually quite good. You know what? I think anyone can do kangaroo. Yeah.

Nah, that was strangely accurate. She's like a little Pingu too. She kind of looks like Pingu. Oh, okay. Someone said Pingu was like Peppa Pig for Gen Z and millennials. Yeah. Yeah. I like Peppa Pig.

You can tell a Pingu kid from a mile away. They're usually eating paint. Can I do Peppa Pig? Go on quickly. This is Daddy Pig. Okay, Daddy, calm down. The school year is wrapping up. It's exam time at the moment.

And if you still don't know what you want to be when you grow up, then maybe you should go to influencer school. Pardon me? Maybe you should go to influencer school. That's not a thing. Maybe you should study to become an influencer. Maybe that's your future. There's a lady called

Valeria Lipovitskaya. Nailed it. She's 34. She's an influencer and a podcaster. She has 2.3 million Instagram followers and she's running an influencer training school in Miami. Wow.

Okay. All right. Well, what are the details? How much does it cost? How long does it go for? Well, before I give you that information, would you like to hear a little bit about her? Yeah, go on.

Okay, here's some of the content that she is pumping out. I went yesterday to get a coffee and the girl ordered a cappuccino with whole milk. It stopped me at my tracks, okay? I was looking at her like some kind of unicorn. 2.3 million Instagram followers. Whoa! That's such a crazy story.

She says, Valeria says, across all of her social media platforms, Instagram, TikTok, her podcast, and social media brands that she manages, she believes across her influence and career, she has made about $13.5 million. What? That's what she says. That's wild.

It is wild, if it's true. And yeah, it is wild. I want receipts. But if it is true, I mean, what better person to run the influencer school? But of course she's going to say that because you're not going to go and pay for a seminar to learn about influencing

from someone who's made no money. If you are a parent and your kid comes to you and says, I want to be an influencer, you'd be devastated. But if you thought that your kid could make $13.5 million and get free clothes. I'd still be devastated. You'd still be devastated. I would be.

If they want to create content and create something and put it into the world and, you know, that's fine. I just... There's a difference, right? There's a difference between people online who do the odd bit of social media influencing and people whose whole persona is influencer, right? Yeah, I don't know.

I just, I feel like it's not going to be a job that's going to be around forever. Well, we don't know, isn't it? I don't think so. TV stations are closing down. Advertisers are spending money with content creators rather than big media companies these days. Anyway, Influencer School has no coursework. That sounds fun.

No exams. I like that. It has no official certification of any kind. Okay, that's not good. It's $3,000 a year and you get weekly Zoom calls with Valeria and you get added to a private group chat. Cool. Sounds like a scam.

Like it does and it doesn't. It does, okay, yeah. Like it does and it doesn't. I'm sure, like if she's got two point something million followers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it does and it doesn't. I'm sure, like if she's got two point something million followers. She's definitely, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know.

She has a skill. She has a skill. Yeah. And she could probably give a certain amount of that skill to others or teach them but there's only so much

you can teach. It's very full circle though. She's now influencing about influencing. Yeah. She's now an influencing influencer with an influencing school. Yeah, that's buzzy, eh?

Anyway, forget doctor. Don't worry about becoming a teacher. We don't need any more police officers. You can now be an influencer. There's a big, big, big, big, big, big TV show. One of the biggest TV shows of the last 10 years

that is reportedly being turned into a movie. That TV show, if you haven't already picked it. Antiques Roadshow. Oh, it's going to be a fantastic film. I can't wait. What would the film centre on? I reckon it would centre around a down-and-out old couple. 100%.

Who would take something in that they think. Their house is about to be foreclosed on by the bank. Yes. And they'll have to move back in with one of their kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they don't get along with their kids. Their kids don't look after them. And they're going to put them into a really cheap nursing home.

And the guy's wife, the old lady, she's got hospital needs. She's got hospital bills. Yeah, she needs some care and then they like. But there's this one jar, like a vase. It's a Hail Mary. It's a vase that's been sitting on the shelf their whole life. The last Hail Mary in a bid to save their entire life. Oh, my God.

They take this jar in. Yeah. And that's when, I mean, you have to watch it in cinemas. You've got to see what happens. I'm not going to give the whole thing away. No, what do you think? We're going to give the whole plot line of the movie away. There wasn't that.

The movie that's coming is a Game of Thrones movie. Why can't they just leave things alone, honestly? Like, just leave it alone. Like, didn't we already have Bloody House of the Dragon? Yes. Which is a spin-off of Game of Thrones, another TV show, and now they're making movies. Did no one learn from Sex and the City 2?

Yeah. I agree, I agree. That was absolute crap. Multiple sources have confirmed that Warner Brothers is quietly working on at least one film set for the movie. It's very early. There's no talk of directors or writers or stars or anything like that. But I agree with Brie.

Give it a rest. Here's the truth that no one wants to accept about Game of Thrones. You ruined it. You ruined it. With the Starbucks cup? All of that. Those last two seasons of Game of Thrones, they were universally panned. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a second.

Listen to bloody High Horse over here preaching from his ivory tower. He's seen two episodes, the first episode and the last episode. You didn't even watch any of it. And guess which episode was better, the first one. The last one made absolutely no sense to me whatsoever. I bet it didn't. I want to know in the movie, is it going to be nudity? Because that was the big thing for Game of Thrones.

That was the big thing, yeah, yeah. That's what, that's the only reason you watched it. Yeah, no, I actually never watched it. But it could entice me. It got me thinking about other things that they need to give a rest. I agree, give Game of Thrones a rest. I know people like House of the Dragon. That's cool.

But it doesn't need a movie. We don't need a movie. Why do they have to do it? And I know that it's to make money. That's the only reason they do it. So you try and benefit off the success of something massive and make it into something else. I'm dubious about the new Harry Potter TV show.

It's a no. It's a no. I'm kind of excited. But they'll be targeting a new generation. Yeah, exactly. That'll be the thing. It won't be for us. It won't be good. Look at what happened to the Carrie Diaries or whatever it was. Yeah.

No, but that wasn't targeting a new generation. Yeah, it was. The Carrie Diaries. So Sex and the City. Yeah. And this was the prequel to Sex and the City. Oh, was Pre This was the prequel To Sex and the City Ah

I thought you were talking about The spin off that we've got recently And Just Like That Or whatever it's called No And that's another one I didn't know there were so many Yeah

Lord of the Rings There's a Lord of the Rings TV show that they made Yes And that That was bad It was pretty average They're in season two of it

You don't even know what it's called Because it's that bad Yeah Literally Yeah what is it called Rings of Power is what it's called. Really? I went down in the mighty ring of power.

Ella, do you want any more Hunger Games? Yes. I would like some more Hunger Games. Okay, so they haven't milked Hunger Games yet. No, but that's only because they've done four movies. They haven't done like six seasons. Five. There was that other one, eh?

That one last year or something? No, I liked it Five. There was that other one, eh? Yeah. That one last year or something? No, I liked it though and I liked that they're not milking it. When Susan Collins, the author, feels like another story is ready, she just does it. It's nice that it's not like spitting out like a machine. Oh, right. It has to come to her.

I want them to do like a Hunger Games. It doesn't work for a movie company, that though. No. Yeah. I want them to do one where Katniss is like, you know, in her late 40s and she's, you know. Comes out. No, I won't be here forever. And she's dating a woman and they've got like a hundred cats, including her sister Primrose's cat.

Yeah, and she bought a Harley Davidson. No, she bought a Subaru. Oh, she bought a Subaru, that's right. And her and her partner travelled to and from the capital every day. Yeah, for cat shows. And that's how they make their money. And everyone's like, oh my god, that's Katniss

who won the Hunger Games once. Oh, Katniss! And the biggest gimmick that they have is that she gets all the cats to stand up on this thing and she makes them all hiss. At the same time. Yeah. Like a choir.

And it plays on her name. Instead of cat piss, it's cat hiss. All right. Well, we'll workshop these. We won't tell you how that one ends, though, because obviously you have to go see it. Bray and Clint. Play.

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