ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th November 2025

Episode Date: November 7, 2025

How heavy is your dog? And what kind of car do you pack it into?  Scottish or Not-ish.  Your character flaws that stop you from qualifying as an adult.  The Fame Name Game.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Make some noise for the original. Zem's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Glent show. Sorry, we're all disorganised. We've been editing a video masterpiece. Can you hear me, producer Claude? Good. Great.

We've got a big show for you guys on the way today. Bree still away, but we will be cracking into a round of Trady versus Lady first thing, where Trades are running away with it this week, to be honest. They're on 94 and the ladies are on 91. Trady First Lady, by the way, is taking a break next week. So if the ladies want to get any kind of, I don't know, credibility back before the end of the week, now is the time to do it. So if you're up for it, we're looking for two people, a Trady and a lady to call through now on 0800 dials at M.

And we'll play Trady versus Lady. Play Z-Dames, Bree and Clint. Time for Trady versus Lady. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go. Last one of the week and last one for a week as well. Bree and I are both off next week.

So if the ladies don't get one on the board here, they will be four behind for at least the next week. Let's go to our lady first. She's in Palmerston North. She's 27 and she had a pet axolottle. Welcome to the show. Hello. That's so weird.

We were just talking about axolotles this week here in the studio off air because we used to have axelotles at my kindergarten. And that was the reward if you let you're, um, parents go without crying, you've got to feed the axolotl. Oh, wow, that's random. Yeah. My own was orange. You had an orange axolotle?

Yeah. Wow. You don't see many of them anymore, do you? They were very much a 90s-2000s aquarium pet, weren't they? Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, bring them back. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today from Hamilton, the 39, and she has won this game once before, a previous champ.

Welcome to the show, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. When was your victory? Do you remember which year it was? Yeah, I think it was last year. It was when you guys there. It was that tool company as well. Oh, yes. The tool shed. Yeah. Yeah. People remember that one fondly. Okay, today we're playing for $50 cash from KFC. You could be a repeat champion. Let's go with names as buzzers today to keep it nice and clear.

Nikki and first person to three wins. Good luck, everybody. Question number one. Dobby is a character from which... Nikki and Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Was that Nicky? Yeah. Correct. Oh, is it philosophers, was he in Philosopher's Stone? No.

Oh, we said franchise and you said Harry Potter, so I'm going to give it. But geez. I reckon I could have penalised you there. Yeah, it could have. But we won't. We'll push on. Number two, question number two, one point tradies. What is current?

the biggest social media platform in the world. Is it... And Nikki. And? TikTok. TikTok. Nikki? You can have the multi-choice if you like.

Oh, she didn't have the multi-choice. No. I'm going to give the multi-choice and you're both still in. Okay. Is it Facebook or Snapchat? Nikki. Nikki. Facebook?

Yes. Two points, ladies. Question number three. Who sings this song? It's not about the money, money, money, money. Anne? Jessie Jay. Jesse Joe.

One point ladies, two point tradies. We're still in this thing. Dogs, question number four, are notoriously colourblind. Name one colour that they can see. Nikki. Red. Red is incorrect. Anne.

Brown? Brown. Nicky, name a colour. Blue is correct. That's a... Is that it? That's a trade-y win. Sorry, this game's a bit chaotic when Bree's not here.

I feel like I'm going like, what do they say, a one-armed wallpaper hanger, trying to do everything at the same time. But we got our win, and it's for you, Nicky. It's another tradey win. Congratulations. There's $50 coming your way, thanks to KFC. Thank you.

No worries. So they did it. They go to 95. The ladies stay on 91. We will resume. Trady versus Lady, Monday week, when Brie and I are both back on deck. ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast. Big weekend for our Scottish New Zealanders.

The All Blacks are playing Scotland at Murrayfield. That was a terrible Scottish accent. At Murrayfield in Scotland. The All Blacks have never lost to Scotland. In 120 years, the All Blacks have never lost a game to Scotland. But that could all change this weekend. And it's exciting. You know?

It's a good Scottish team too, not to get too rugby chat on you guys. You may remember, if you've listened to this show for a while, back on St Patrick's Day, we played a game called Irish or Lyrish. And I thought, to mark the big occasion this weekend, we could do a hybrid version of that. But with Scottish people, and Claudia, I'm thinking we call it, rather than Irish or Lirish, we call it Scottish or notish. It's perfect.

It's perfect, right? We have some real-life Scots on the phone with us. this afternoon. Joanne's on the line. Hi, Joanne. Hi, how you going? Good. You're from Scotland, Joanne? I'm sure. Do you think you could spot a fake Scottish accent even through the phone? Yes. 100%. Does anybody do a good fake Scottish accent that you've come across, or is it all about hack? No, but utter crap. It's utter crap. Would you be prepared to be one of the judges for us in Scottish or notish? Yes, certainly. Okay, okay, wonderful.

Can you hold the line for us? Just wait there. We've also got Christine on the phone. Hi, Christine. Hi. What part of Scotland are you from, Christine? Aberdeenshire. Aberdeenshire.

Wonderful. And you could spot a fake Scottish accent, couldn't you? Yes. Is there much variation in the Scottish accent? Because when we did Irish or Irish, people were talking about the difference between Irish and Northern Irish and the accent. Is there much difference in different parts of Scotland? Yeah. Big differences.

Is it Edinburgh accent and... East Coast and West Coast. Yeah, right. Okay. Are you willing to be a judge for us this afternoon as well? Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to be a judge. Okay, excellent.

So don't have Bree here, so I'll lean on you two wonderful Scottish ladies. And what I'm going to invite everybody to do now is call through on our 800 dials at M whether you are Scottish or not. Your job is to sound Scottish. And mine, Joanne and Christine's job is to tell whether you are actually Scottish or you are notish. The All Blacks play Scotland this weekend.

So, to celebrate, we're playing the first ever round of Scottish or notish. Where we've invited people to call through, Scottish or not, and lay their Scottish accent on us. Me and my expert panel of judges, which includes Christine, are you still there, Christine? Yep, I'm here. And Joanne, are you still there, Joanne? I'm still here. Two genuine bona fide Scottish lussies will decide whether you're busting out a real Scottish accent or a fake Scottish accent. Are you ladies ready to go?

Absolutely. Yep. All right, we're going to Megan first. Hi, Megan. Hi, how are you? Pretty good. How are you, Megan? Oh, fantastic.

Do you do, sunshining? Oh, it's very good for mine. Megan, what are you doing this weekend? Oh, just getting on the beers, you know, as usual. What sort of beer? Well, um, tenants. Tenants. Okay, me and the judges will now confirm.

Christine, Joanne, what do we think? I think it's real. I think it's real. I think it's real as well. We've got three reels. Megan, are you really Scottish? Yeah, I'm really Scottish. Yeah, it was too good.

It was too good in the tenants, but really bought it home. Okay, well done. Let's go to Ewan. Hi, Ewan. Hi, how are you? Yeah, we're good, Ewan. How are you? I'm pure, dead, brilliant.

Pure, dead, brilliant. I don't know if that is a Scottish saying, but it could be. How are you finding the weather at the moment, Ewan? Well, it's been raining here on the West Coast for about 10 weeks, so sunshine's good for us here. And how do you think the Scottish team are going to? going to go against the All Blacks this weekend, Ewan? They'll probably get beaten, as always.

Oh, that is some signature Scottish cynicism there, which puts it over for the top for me. Christine, what do you think? Yeah, that one's real. That's real too, isn't it? Joanne? Yeah, totally real. I didn't realize we had this many Scottish people listening to ZDM,

but I am starting to believe it. Ewan, you're a real Scotsman. Actually, I was born in Northern Ireland, but I went to elocution lessons when I was a kid. grew up in Glasgow and Edinburgh. Are we giving it to him? He did elocution lessons in Scotland. He spent time there.

Or is he Irish through and through? I think you're always Irish. I think you're Irish. Yeah. Yeah, you're right, actually. He's definitely got a Scottish accent, though. That's the day, exactly. He does.

The money spent on the allocution lessons was money well spent, you. And well done. He fooled us. We've got one more person. standing by for Scottish or Notish, and it's you, Jimmy. Gidey, Jimmy. Hey, how are you, mate? Pretty good.

How are you, Jimmy? Oh, that's good. Yeah, I'm pretty good. Yeah. What are you doing this weekend, Jimmy? I'm having a few, you, mate, tonight. Yeah. What are you guys going to do?

How about you? Well, just spend some time with the family. We're going away this weekend. But this is about you. What are you guys going to do around at your place tonight, Jimmy? Oh, you know We've got a bit of hunting You've got a bit of land

If it's fake It's very good Especially for a kid What do you think, Christine? Well, I'm not sure I think Maybe it's like a Kee We with Scottish parents or something

Yeah, quite possibly You think so too, Joanne? Yeah, yeah He's been around it a lot But I don't think he's I don't think he's born in Scotland Yeah, okay, let's go with that. Jimmy, we think you have Scottish ancestry,

but you weren't born in Scotland. Is that right? No, I'm keeping you throwing through. Do you have Scottish parents? How did you pull that accent off so well? I don't know. I don't have Scottish parents, no. He did well, though, didn't he, ladies?

Yeah, really good. Yeah. Oh, bloody good. You fooled us, Jimmy. Well done. We've got some KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Oh, KFC chicken dollars, sweet. Sorry, that's not like this.

We'll find some for you as well, Christine and Joanne. Thanks so much. Enjoy the game this weekend. Thank you. Thanks. Let's go. Let's go Finn Russell. ZD.M.'s, Brian Clint.

The tea. Live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. We talked about David Beckham receiving a knighthood yesterday from King Charles, but there's a photo which shows that not all is well in the Beckham household, Dean. It certainly is not well at all. In fact, it is very, very bad because Brooklyn Beckham, one of David and Victoria's sons, and his wife, Nicola, actually snubbed the knighthood ceremony. Now, so if you're like, wait a second, maybe he had something else on.

There is nothing you could have on that would warrant you missing your dad getting knighted by the king of England. And so, like, here's just to give you the context as well. So David had his 50th birthday in Miami recently, Brooklyn, and his wife, Nicola, didn't go to that either and now they haven't gone to him getting knighted by the King of England. So there's this big rift as you might know

between Brooklyn's wife and I think Victoria, they're all kind of feuding and Brooklyn has basically, you know, removed himself from the family for now. But I think that for him to snub that event once in a generation, I don't even, once in a lifetime. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. How would you snub that? Exactly. Exactly. You suck it up for your dad on that day. And his wife doesn't have to go. Like if things are that toxic between her and his mum, Victoria Beckham, she doesn't have to go. But you stand there with your dad for the photo at the palace, don't you, Dean?

You do. You suck it up, you shut up, and you go. Like, there's no... I actually think it's really dirty and really immature and very, very disrespectful, you know? I do too, especially when he's the ultimate Nepo baby and he's only famous because of who his mum and dad are. I mean, shade, but it's true. It's true. no one's buying Brooklyn Beckham's photography book

because of what a good photographer Brooklyn Beckham is, you know? No, no. And he has a collection of hot sauce that he's trying to sell. No one's buying the hot sauce. He's trying to do a cooking Instagram now too. Good on you, Brooklyn. Show up for your dad. That's a very shady episode of the tea with Dean McCarthy.

Dad Am's Brean Clint podcast. How good's a Friday? I was reading today an article about Air New Zealand. and our national carrier who are banning fat dogs. Yeah, they are, honestly, truly. The national carrier has introduced a size and weight restriction for dog carriers on its smaller domestic flights. Oh, okay, so the propeller ones,

you can't have the big booty dogs anymore. From next week, pets and the carrier that they are inside, and this will tell you whether your dog is deemed fat or not by your New Zealand. maximum 60 kilos 60 kilos It's a decent weight What's your dog weight Claude

16 kilos And he's a bit chunky at the moment 16 You could take nearly four of your dogs Oh okay I'll get a few more then Yeah you're good to go Air New Zealand's chief safety officer Says the changes have been made

For safety of staff He said they've had 50 injuries to staff In the last couple of years from loading large and bulky dogs. To be fair, if you had to lift a dog that was more than 60 kilos onto the plane, that's at least a two-man job. At least.

Because you can lift 60 kilos, but can you lift 60 wriggling kilos? Both of you to assume I can lift 60 kilos. I wasn't talking about you specifically. Actually, could you lift 60 kilos? If I tried, like I wouldn't be able to hold it for a long time. I think I could. That answer was the equivalent.

of, I could if I wanted to, but I don't, but I don't want to, but I can, but I can. I won't prove it. I feel like I've got quite a girthy dog. Yeah, you do. How big is he? I got a full-grown golden retriever, and I weighed him today, actually. I took him to get a bath because he stunk, and he's going to stay with a friend for the week next week. And I was like, oh, I'll chuck him on the scales while we're here.

And he's big. My dog's big. How heavy? 39 kilos. 39 kilos for a golden retriever. Okay. I don't really know. You're a cat person.

Yeah, you're a cat person. Yeah, I'm in the grams weighing these little things. I know anything over six is considered a pretty big cat. Because my cat hit 6.5 and the vet was like, bro. Yeah, 6.5 KGs. And the vet was like, bro, get this cat down. She chunky. And we had to put the cat on a diet to bring the cat down.

Does she hate you after that? She did for a long. Yes, but I've said this for a long time and I maintain it. No one trusts a skinny cat. No. I love a big old fat cat. Fat cat? Adorable, squishy, get on my lap.

Skinny cat? I don't trust you, bitch. Where you've been. Yeah, exactly. Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? Get out of here. Probably got four lives left.

That's good. It's good. I want to find New Zealand's heaviest dog this afternoon. And they may be overweight. Like you may have a lab, a hungry lab that should be 30 and it's 40. But can we find New Zealand's heaviest dog? 40's not going to tip the scales because I've got a 39. Breeds are usually notoriously known for being quite big.

I'm thinking St. Bernard's. No, bigger than a Labrador. St. Bernard's. I met a Bernie's Mountain Dog today. A Bernie's Mountain Dog? Yes. They are Wopper Dogs. Great Danes, obviously.

Great Danes are. mega. A Leon burger? Anyone running a Leon burger out there? Or, um, what was Bathoven? Was he a St. Bernard? No, he's a musician. Piano player, I think. Pienist.

Pianist. Sorry. Fat, fat penis. Sorry, do your thing. Oh, stop. I'll stop. Let's do it. Let's go out there. Let's find it. Let's see if we can find New Zealand's heaviest dog. Or subcategory, subthreat, if you think you have New Zealand's

The obvious cat, we'll take that too. 0.800 dials at em. If you're going to text it to us, we need age, breed, weight and name. And I want to know what kind of car you're driving to get that dog around. Oh, okay. Bonus. Bonus criteria. Okay.

The ZM Podcast Network. Can we find New Zealand's biggest dog, a dog that would never get on a flight? And Clotties added a fun part of it in there. What sort of car are you lugging that giant dog around in? We'll go to Christy first. Hi, Christy. Hey, how we're going? Good. How is your day going?

Not too bad, thanks. Let's go to the breed of this dog first. What are we talking? Neapolitan Mastiff. Oh, Neapolitan Mastiff. I've never heard of one. Sounds delicious. What's its name? Schultz. Schultz, the Neapolitan Mastiff, and how big? How many kilos are we talking for Schultz? He is 70 kilos.

7.0? 7.0. 7.000? 7. I know full-grown men who are 7-0. Jesus, that's a lot of dog. Yeah, big boy. Okay, what sort of car are we using to cut Schultz the 70-kilo Neapolitan Mastiff around in? He either goes in the back of a Mazda station wagon, which he just fits in.

Like a Mazda-6? Yeah, yeah. Either that or on the back of a Chevy truck. Oh, yeah, put him on the Chevy truck. Big dog, big truck. Okay. Thanks, Christy. That's great.

kick it off. Let's go to Jason. Good. How are you? Frye Ye. All right. Big dog? You running a big one? Yeah, you could say that. He's a Leonberger. Oh, I wanted to talk to someone with a Leon burger. First of all, what on earth motivated you to get the world's biggest dog, the Leonberger? Well, it's weird. I was saying to my wife a few years ago, I wanted the biggest dog on the planet. Yes. And my 50th birthday, she got me the biggest dog on the planet. Did you get it as a puppy? Yeah, yeah. Okay, and how old is it now? That's five.

And what's its name? Uh, Wookie. Wookie, the five-year-old Leon Berger, the world's biggest dog. And he weighs? 92 plus. Oh, I weigh 92. Yeah. Oh, that's me.

And my wife complains about how big I am in the bed. Oh, my God. Because we went to the vet to weigh him in the scales. We couldn't get them all on, so there was still bits of him hanging off. You need to take him to a truck stop to a way station. Jeez. Okay, what sort of car? Please tell me you're putting him in like a mini countryman or something.

Toyota Wish. No. Yeah, because he's so, let's say fluffy, he can't really jump up high into anything. So the Toyota Wish is quite low, so he just takes up the whole back. Toyota Wish is the mini people mover? Yeah, yeah. So you've got to tail out one window and let's get out the other window.

Is it just you and him in the car And you've taken all the seats out Yeah Yeah That's good Jason Thank you I appreciate that No worry Oh just before you go

How much dog food are you going through a month Like what's your dog food Bill like Oh When he was going through his gross spur Shall we call it He was eating about two KGs a day Jeez

So Oh he's got his own freezer With his meat and stuff You should get another one He should get two I'll get a chihuahua next time He'll eat him My 39-year-old Golden Retriever sleeps on the bed.

Does the 92-kilo Leonberger sleep on the bed? I only for like two minutes and he gets too hot. Yeah. Yeah. And what do you weigh? I weigh 87. And when I come home, he just raunches at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You've kind of the cardinal sin of being outsized by your dog, Jason. He's going to take over the house. Thank you very funny. Great call. We asked you to text in with the breed, weight, name and vehicle. which you're moving that dog around in. Someone said, I have a Rotweiler, 61 kilos. We have a high-ace van,

which we have converted into a bed in kitchen. And me, my partner, and the 61-kilow Rotweiler all share that bed with our English bulldog. Jeez. You're all sleeping in one bed in a van together. In a van? Yeah. I was going to say, I hope that's like a, what is it, king bed?

Yeah, like a California king. I've got a Bull Mastiff crossed with a Great Dane. He's 14 and he's just over 50 kilos. I reckon the ball Mastiff bought the size of your Great Dane down a little bit there. That's good. Breed, Jack Russell slash Chihuahua, weight, five kilos. Name, pocket, car, Ford Ranger. That's too much car for that little dog.

You'd lose your dog in the back. Dogs just sliding around in the back. Under the chairs. How? Hunter, seven-year-old rock. Weller, 65KGs from Johnsonville and Wellington. Whoop, who? Yeah, but what car?

Cooper, Golden Lab, 8 years old, 46 kilos. High luck. But I do want to take him in my MX5 some stage, but I'm not sure how that will go. That will look great. You should do that thing that someone on Instagram does and they get the goggles for the dog. Have you seen that? No. There's a guy with like a, it's a shaggy dog.

Yeah. And it's a big dog and he loads him in a backpack. hack and he puts the goggles on the dog and then he hops on his bike and he rides through New York with his dog on his back. Cute. What else we got here?

We asked dog, breed, weight and vehicle. Kane Corso, Italian Mastiff. Name is Draco, 60Ks, Toyota Land Cruiser. Yeah, that works. Oh, dear. Tyson, Neapolitan Mastiff again. It's our second Neapoliton. Can you bring a Neapolitan Mastiff up on the screen, Claude?

112 kgis. How do you even grow that big? We drive a Hylux. 112KGs. That's the kind of dog that if you walk it, you'd have to walk it with your partner and you'd have to have to double leash the dog.

Because if it pulls... No, I'm getting... If you have a dog that big, you need a lot of land and just let it run around. Yeah. You know? I don't want to risk losing that thing at a park.

Oh, these dogs. Okay, they're the ones with the big Jowley face with the droopy face. You're quite cute. Well, there you go. Oh my gosh. It's like it's skin's falling off. It's like that dog is melting. Yeah. Oh, that's why it's called a Neapolitan.

Because it's melting like ice cream. There's so much skin left to grow into. It needs a facelift. You reckon the 112 KG one is just like tight. Tight. Just like Chris Kardashian's new face, you know? Hey guys. Hey guys.

It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. We're going to play the one second song challenge next for free KFC chicken Usually you would join Team Bree or Team Clint, but there's no Team Bree. Bree's not here, so Ella is going to step into the breach and play today. What's up? How do you think you're going to go at this game?

Well, considering I'm a beast at Let's Get Classical, I might do pretty well. But I feel like if the songs are anything older than seven years that you're going to struggle. No, no, no. If the song predates 2018... 2010. You reckon that's your window?

Yeah, because I remember, like, 2012 being an intermediate and I'd listen to the radio a lot. So that era, I'm sweet. Okay, all right, okay, all right. Claude, load up some yellow card for us. Deal. What? Yeah, exactly.

I read card that. Call up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Sorry, that was funny. Oh, this song, I know it. Name it. Be the love generation. A ZM's Brinklin podcast.

Let's get classical. Is that we're playing? No, we're not. That's the wrong game, eh? Whoops. What day of the week is it? It's Friday. We play the One Second Song Challenge.

Good, lucky you're here. Please don't stop the moon. What the hell? Bree and Cleanse, One Second Song Challenge. It didn't feel good coming off the tongue. Yeah. Yeah. It's a Friday frazzles.

Is it an omen for how the game is going to go? Today, Bree's not here. I'll be taking on Ella, and joining Team Ella is you, Bridie, Kjura. Hello. Hi. Did you join Team Ella by choice, or was it the only team left? No, it was a choice. It was a choice.

Certainly was a choice. Oh, that means my person got the only person left. Hi, Nicole. Hello. You got Team Clint by default this afternoon. Not mad about it. It's what you won today. It was.

She wasn't disappointed at all. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Claudia, give us some. rules and let's get underway. All righty. So the way the game works, I'm starting a song from the beginning. You guys just need to buzz in with your name. And I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song.

First team to three points takes home the win. The theme today. I mean, I don't know about the rest of the country, but Auckland is hot, right? I've been breaking out in the sweat all day. So the theme today, temperatures. Hot or cold. Well, that goes for everywhere. Everywhere's got a temperature, doesn't it?

That's true. It's universal. Today, everyone is experiencing temperature. So our theme is temperature. It writes itself. Smart ass. So, Clint and Ella, you guys are going first. Make sure you buzz in with your name.

Here is the first song. Clint. Ella. Clint, very quick. Demi Levato's cool for the summer. Well done. What did you think of that, Nicole? It was fast.

I'm warming up. Okay, 1-0. All good. All good. Bridey and Nicole, over to you. Here's your song. Nicole. Nicole.

Nicole. Nicole. Nicole? Come on Nicole. Nicole. Nicole. I think we buzzer out. Hold and cold by who?

Teddy Perry. Well done. We don't buzzer out. Ella kept talking over her. Hey Ella. What? 2-0. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whatever. Now's your time for redemption, Ella. I got this, Bridie. No pressure, but you need this to stay in the game. Clint and Ella, this is for you. Ellen. Ella. She buzzed in first, but I'm not convinced that she knows it.

I'm not sure. No idea. No idea? But I know him. That's temperature by Dundam. Sorry, Brian. Hey Ella. That's okay.

3-0. That's what we call in the industry a pantsing. A downtrower. All right. A steam roll. Nicole, well done. We won and you have scored 50 KFC chicken dollars for the weekend. Congratulations.

Hey, awesome. Thank you. No worries, team effort. Don't stop that. Inappropriate. Play ZDM's Brie and Clint. Bree's off this week. I was reading an article on the New Zealand Herald today

about exactly how much exercise you need to do to feel a little bit better. Which is the goal, right? I mean, healthy, ripped, those are the goals. But also, you want to feel good. And also look good, feel good, right? All those things. So how much is it?

First of all, have we all exercised today? Claudia, have you exercised? Uh, nope. Not yet. Not yet. Good answer, day is young. I might not do it later either, but not yet. Not yet.

Ella, have you exercised today? Yeah, like walking to the bus. Yep, that counts. Sweaty. How long does you walk to the bus? Five seconds. Oh, five seconds. Five seconds?

Well, like, it's just down the road. Around the corner. Yeah, right. No, okay, no, it doesn't count. You should walk to the next bus stop. Sometimes I do do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, how much exercise do you need to be doing to feel a little bit better?

According to this new study, any amount of movement helps your mood. We're good. You don't have to do a long, sweaty F-45 workout. You don't have to run a marathon. You don't have to bust out a quick 5K before work. Even short bursts of exercise as short as two minutes at a time can produce measure. measurable improvements in mental well-being and mood. Two minutes.

That's a walk around the block. We could go do that now. We could go and do that now. We could have done that while Nellie Fittado's promiscuous girl was playing. It says you should aim for short sessions that add up, like multiple five to ten minute bursts across the day. If you're not going to do a full workout, you should do, you know, you should do the stairs two or three times throughout the day.

the goal for real physical health and mental health improvements is 150 minutes a week of moderate intensity exercise or 75 minutes of high intensity which is not that much that's two F-45s a week I don't have a five time for that to be honest

Well 150 Was it average out to every day Divided by seven It's 21 minutes a day Oh I don't have time Too achievable You don't have 21 minutes a day Nah

I like sleep then I wake up and then I have to work you know, demanding. We could do star jumps if you want. You could do star jumps. Well, because there's so many things you can do in place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, we can do a little cardio session.

Don't get hung up on the 150. Get hung up on the bit that says if you want to feel a little bit better, just do something. Just move a little bit. From my bed to my couch. From the couch to the kitchen. To the kitchen, to the fridge.

Into the front door for my obey. Yeah. And, yeah, and as long as you do that three to four times a day, Ella, you're good to go. How yeah, baby! ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Here's a question for you. What's the thing that is preventing you from truly qualifying as a fully fledged adult? I was having lunch today with our producers, Claudia and Ella, and Claudia owned up to something.

Not on purpose. I feel like we caught you in this. Yeah, I was just saying it quite casually. It wasn't supposed to be like a big reveal. You were like, oh, I forgot my thing, which meant I couldn't do this. And then the reason I couldn't do that was, oh, now I have to tell Clint that I haven't done this thing. Tell us what it is. What do you not have right now?

I don't have a warrant on my car. You don't have a warrant of fitness on your car, Claudia? No, and it's not the first time that I... How'd you get to work today, Claudia? I drove my unwarranted car. Claudia. I know. I'm not proud of it.

It's just that every time it expires, I just have this memory. I just have this mental block and don't get it fixed in time. Claudia. There was literally steam coming off, Clint, when you told him. You need to be a responsible motor vehicle owner, Claudia. I feel like I've teleported Ford in time to speaking to my own daughters when they have their own cars.

And I know I'm going to be the one that takes it for a warrant. And I know that I'm going to be the one who's looking at the windscreen and going, you haven't got a red Joe. And I know that if I don't pay for the insurance for that car, they won't get it. Checking the oil. The problem is as well as like this car is not my first car. Like my last car I drove to the ground because I didn't maintain it. It just stopped working.

And I know there's lots of people out there listening right now with an unwarranted car because times are tough. 100%. And you may have a shipbox car and you know it's going to fail a warrant and you're just trying to get by and you intend to get a warrant. But Claudia has a perfectly warrantable car. You just have to take it to VTNZ and sit there for 30 minutes Yeah And you know what's worse is my excuse used to be

Like oh I get nervous about having to like call And make an appointment or just turning up And there may be a huge line You can now book online Like my last excuse is gone It used to be every six months Yeah It's now once a year

The government is trying to change it to every two years Oh that'd be good I would like to push for that Which you would be stoked about But even if they did You still wouldn't do it I know you wouldn't do it I would do it eventually.

Claudia said to me, I said, Claudia, you're an adult. She goes, I know, I've made my bed every day this week. I'm proud of myself. I did good. I'm trying new things. None of us are perfect. I will say that the thing that probably prevents me from being classified as a bona fide adult is I can't cook. Oh, yeah.

Yes, that's right. Can't cook, don't cook. And I believe I only am nutritionally sound. because of my wife, you know? And before that, probably because I had caring flatmates. What do you do when your wife's away? Steak. Oh, you went through barbecue phase, didn't you?

I'll go outside, even if it's winter, and I'll cook a steak on the barbecue, and I'll cook some potatoes in the air friar. Just meat and three veg. No, meat in one veg. Yeah, don't go overboard. Oh, no, I might put some rocket on the plate to balance it out. So for me, it's, I can't cook. Ella, what's the thing that's preventing you from being classified as an adult,

apart from the fact that you're, what, 16? 25, actually. I get, one, I get lots of parking tickets trying to work on that. And two, I don't pay my parking tickets until I get another parking ticket from Baycourt. Ella. Ella. Yeah, it's fine. Is that why you don't drive anymore?

Yeah. She also kept crashing her car. Oh, that too. Just keep reversing into people. It's too overwhelming driving. She crashes the car. And then she gets out of it. the car because she's upset and then

she doesn't pay for where she's parked the car that she's just crashed and then she gets a ticket for the crashed car. Yeah. It's pretty mean, eh? It's a vicious cycle. It is. That's horrible. I hate parking tickets. I hate driving. Yeah. That also infuriates me. Yeah, I know. Because you can pay them

so easily. And I also just need to just sell my car because I really don't use it. Yeah, yeah, you do. I have... Some people are not... No. Car people. No, I'm a bus person. You're a bus person and you're a passenger princess now that you're married. Yeah. You're all good.

It's like you're a passenger princess. I'm a dinner princess. Yeah, food princess. I'm a food princess. You're like a little bit. Feed me. We want to know this afternoon. Don't be yourself in, okay?

We want to know the character flaw that you possess that is preventing you from being considered a true adult. You would be. You're old enough. You should be. You've got the responsibilities of one. Except you don't do this one thing or you can't do this one thing or you refuse to do this one thing. that adults really should be doing

like you. Producer Claudia has been outed this afternoon as an unwarranted motor vehicle driver. She has no warrant of fitness. She could be hurtling down the road in her Suzuki Swift towards you this evening with no brakes. And she would not even know.

They're fine. You don't know that. I'm pretty sure. Claudia, you adult. It passed one just over a year ago. So we want to know this afternoon. None of us are perfect. I can't.

Cook, Ella can't drive. So we want to know the thing, the character floor within you that prevents you from truly being classified an adult. Lauren's here. Hi, Lauren. Hello. First of all, how old are you, Lauren? I'm 29.

29. You're an adult, technically. But what's the thing that you can't do, won't do, don't do? I'm really scared of mud and dirt, so I won't do any yard work. I'm fails in adults for that. We described Ella as a passenger princess before and me as a food princess You're an indoor princess

I am totally an indoor princess And I'll vacuum You just do everything else Yeah My wife's kind of the same Like every now and then she'll go I'm going to plant some seeds And so she'll do that

And she'll plant some seeds And then I'll go Are you going to water your seeds And she goes No outside's your job I don't even like dirt in the car So I'm good Okay Lauren

Thank you very much Let's go to Kate. I know $800 at M. Hi, Kate. Hi, I'm. How old are you, first of all, Kate? I've just turned 40. Oh, you're an adult.

You're a true adult. Apparently. Apparently. Your driver's license says you're an adult, but why are you not? What's the thing? I absolutely suck at saving, so I borrow money from Beaumad

and just pay them back. BOMAD being the bank of mum and dad. I was like, what's BOMAD? I thought BOMAD was some dodgy lender, one of those payday loan things. No, no, it's bank of Mom and Dad. Bank of Mum and Dad. How giving are the Bank of Mum and Dad now that you're 40?

They are fabulous. I love my parents to bits. Yes. And I mean, I don't pay them back regular. Do you think they're enabling bad habits, though? Do you think they should cut you off so that you learn how to manage your own money? No, because them enabling me helps me travel. Yeah, but you would say that, Kate, wouldn't you?

You'd be like, no, I don't think. Yeah, yeah. All right. Thanks, Kate, the not adult. Let's talk to Ange. I know 800 dials at him. Hi, Ange. Hi there.

How are you going? Good. How old does your driver's license say you are? My driver's license says I'm 55. 55. Okay, you're technically an adult, Ange. I'm a grandmother as well. Wow, okay.

Congratulations, first of all. But what's the thing that really doesn't let you qualify as an adult? I have a floordrobe. The floordrobe? Claudia's clapping. Claudia, I think Claudia runs a floorrobe as well. Yeah, a bit relatable. Have you got a chairdrobe too?

One of those chairs in the court? Yeah. The chairdrobe's different to the floordrobe, isn't it? Because the floordrobe might not get worn again, but the chairdrobe you think you might wear that one again. I might actually wear the thing on the chairdrobe tomorrow, but you never actually do. Yep, that's the one.

Do you have an actual wardrobe? I've got a dressing room. You've got an entire dressing room, and you're still running the floor drobe. Yeah, absolutely. What I need is right there on the floor when I need it. It's right there. Is there a Mr. Ange, Ang?

Yeah, there is. How does he feel about the floordrobe? He wouldn't dare say any, in that. Wouldn't say word. Really? Yeah. You've got them well-trained, Ange. I sure do.

Thank you, Ange, the 55-year-old grandmother, who's still not technically an adult. We asked you, what's the thing that's preventing you from qualifying as an adult, and the text machine is great? Someone said, I'm not an adult because I refuse to answer unknown phone numbers. You know what? Can we just tell you, as a radio station who calls from an unknown phone number, you have no idea how many people have missed out on trips overseas and tickets to concerts and cash prizes because they refuse to answer an unknown phone number. I reckon nine times out of ten, it's not going to be the I-R-D.

It's not going to be your bank. It's not going to be the person you don't want to talk to. It's just someone with a hidden phone. Answer the phone number. We're trying to give you stuff. We're trying to give you things. I'm not an adult because I still haven't changed my name at the bank to my married one. I've been married for three years and I can't do it guys. That's okay. You're just

living a double life. I'm 30 and I still have my restricted. Claudia, have you got a full driver's license? I do. Thank you very much. You don't have a warrant. I had to renew my license and everything. Someone said, well, it seems like just a couple of days ago Ella was turning 23. Yeah, our little girl's growing up so fast. I am. Oh, you got guys. I have and never will be an adult because I refuse to mow the lawns. You can get someone in for that. It's okay. If you pay a lawnmower man or woman, I reckon you're an adult as long as you pay it, you know?

As long as you actually organise it. As long as you organise it. I don't have to do it. I'm 39. I've got two kids and I never fold my clean washing. I just live out of the washing basket. Hell yeah. Don't your t-shirts get wrinkly? Yes.

Don't you, don't all your bits get wrinkly? And you get sick of digging for grundies every day? I'm not an adult because I don't have a real drink with dinner. I'll instead opt for a glass of milk. No, anyone who drinks milk like that, nah. Former producer Ben of this show. So you know how you'll be like during the show? Anybody want a glass of water?

Go and get a glass of water? He'll go out to the kitchen and you'll come back with a pint of milk. At four o'clock on a Wednesday, he'll be like, oh. Might get a pint of milk. I'm not an adult. I run a whole farm, but I can't clean my own house. Yeah, but you've got a farm to run. Yeah, you're tired.

You're busy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not an adult because my parents pay my kids pocket money, so I don't have to. And while they're putting money in their accounts, they often just pop $20 into my one, too. See, that's just a life hack. I'm almost 39, and I literally still get pocket money. I reckon, I know you love that. I reckon they love it too.

I reckon they love popping a little $20 in your account. And they don't want you to spend that on anything responsible. They want to know that you're buying an ice cream or something I can't be considered an adult because I refuse to make any phone calls unless I know exactly who will be answering the phone on the other end either I know them or they have left a message

so I know their name what the tone of voice and their vibe will be like I also won't answer calls from unknown numbers until they leave a message and I know all of the above details I love that vibe is one of the criteria This conversation is so validating. I'm like, no, I'm just like, I'm a chicken and I'm weird. But I'm like, no, everyone else is doing it too.

This is fabulous. Yeah, the four drive is good. I'm 50. I've never mowed a lawn. My mum is 52. She doesn't have her full driver's license. I'm not an adult because of my height. According to my brother, you're not an adult until you have kids.

Oh, your brother's just flexing on you with his kids there. And he did the least to make those kids, to be honest. Truly did. One of them done. Anyway, all of our not adult adults list. to the show. We see you. We recognize you. I mean, we judge you quite a lot. But

you know, like I said, I can't cook. So who am I? Z-Dames, Brian and Clint. We're talking before about what's the thing that is preventing you from being considered an adult and this is one last great text. They said, I'm 26 and my mother purchases

my clothes and shoes for me. I hate shopping so my style is my mum's style. And to be honest, everyone loves it. So, winning, I guess. Mum's nailed it.

I really want to know if that's a boy or a girl. Because if it's a boy, I can understand if you just, like, Mommy buys my things for me, mum buys my pants, mum buys my aunties.

I'm not excusing it. I'm just saying I can understand it. Maybe mum's just really on the trends. But if it's a girl, do you want to be wearing your mum's style? If you hate shopping that much. Do you? Not me.

I love shopping. What do you reckon? Boy or girl? Girl. You're against a girl. Yeah, I think it might be a girl. Ella, what do you think it is? Boy.

Yeah, I reckon's a boy. Can you take us back? 96-96, can you take us back, boy or girl? This is a birthday banger. This is a birthday banger where we tell you the number one song on the day that you turned 16. Stephen is going to go first. Cure to Stephen. Hey, team, how are we?

Happy Friday. Great to have you on, Stephen. Has your day been? Yeah, not too bad, mate. to Waikato back home to Tauronga, so life's good, suns out. Life's good. Always sunny and Todanga. Let's do your date of birth. Your birthday banger, Stephen.

What's your date of birth? You'll find it hard to believe, because I sound so young, but it's 23rd of April, 1968. Get off the grass, Stephen. True story, Shadley, true story. Wow. Okay. You, your spring chicken, were 16 in 1984, and on the 23rd of April

1984, this was the number one song. You little beauty That's the one Delvanius Club Delvanius Iconic you got to love that right Stephen mate back at the bus

On a rugby trip 16 years of age Yes You should not beat it Oh my God I'm right back there with you I'll see we are to love it I think I'm sold

We almost don't need to do the others But we're going to Brynna is here Hi Brynah Hi how are you Good What are you doing this weekend Brinner, you got any exciting plans?

Oh, tennis on a Saturday, but that's about all. Exciting. Tennis is great. Whereabouts in the country are you? Christchurch. Christchurch. Okay, let's do your birthday banger. Brunner, what's your day to birth?

21st of December, 2003. Okay, Brunner. You were 16 on the 21st of December 2019 just before COVID and lockdown, and this was the number one song. One of the first true TikTok hits, this song, I think. Yeah, absolutely. It blew up on TikTok. And the artist, we never heard from again, Arizona Zervis. Definitely gives throwbacks of TikTok.

It does, it does, right? It reminds you of being 16? Yeah, yeah. Okay, then it's perfect. Let's do one more birthday banger for Paige. Who's doing her boyfriend, Damien's birthday banger? Kiyota Paige. Hello.

Have we already done your birthday banger? Yeah, I had Lizzo. Oh, no, not Lizzo. I could hear that in your voice. I got Lizzo. Yeah. Okay, well, let's do Damien's. Let's see if you like his better than yours.

What's Damien's date of birth page? 17th of October 2000. Okay. Damien was 16 on the 17th of October 2016, nice and clean, and this is his birthday banger. The Weekend Starboy. Does that get a tick from you, Paige? No.

No, oh. I think Stevens is better. I do too. Yeah. But I'm trying to think of what. Would have pleased you this afternoon. Obviously, poor year. Wait there.

Claudia, you can help me with this. TikTok song, Weekend song. party a Māori club song we're going with Stevens I don't think you need my help the joy that it brought you and Stephen it's sold sign me out

Stephen and the Mighty Bay the only bay the only bay the real bay congratulations you've just won birthday banger fantastic we'll listen and turn it up loud

thank thanks here it is the number one song on Stephen's 16th birthday in 1984 ZM ZM's Brie and Clint podcast ZM Bray and Clint

Waka Rakuwa Bakuwa Bakuoye That is the winner of birthday banger today from Delvanius and the Patea Māori club It's for Stephen And that is such a vibe There is such a great

range of texts coming through on that song At the moment People are saying radio is on Max volume for this one Someone said such a tune for a Friday afternoon and it's true it's part of a small but truly elite list of Kiwi songs that everybody knows and everybody loves and also sound perfect on a sunny

Friday afternoon like this one like if this had come through and I don't know if this has come through which makes me wonder if this did go to number one oh I wonder but can you imagine can you imagine the song no seriously what is what is it just wait okay might be waiting a little while. Tell me when you get it. It's not Dane Rumble. Dane Rumble, also good, though. Yeah.

You don't know this? It's coming. I'm waiting. You've got to know it. Oh, it's so close. You've got to know it at this, but here. Here we go. Yeah.

Yeah. I still don't know who it's by. It's by The Dudes. Oh, yeah. Sick. I saw Peter Ehrlich, who was the singer of the dudes in this song, do this song live. as a drum and bass remix with next guy

at the Warriors earlier this year. It was like, it was the ultimate. Warriors, drum and bass, bliss. Deep tiny donuts. Breathe as heaven, lion reds. Can we just play the rest of this? Forget about the last one,

gauges of another. Another. Another, another. It was about to happen. Summer's on its way, baby. Yeah. I do you to do it, Ella. Another, another, another, canada.

The ZM Podcast Network. Shabuzi on ZM, Brian Clinton. He's playing this weekend, isn't he? With jelly roll. Is that this weekend, Claudia? Tomorrow. Tomorrow? At Western Springs?

Yeah. I'll be there. Say hi if you see me. Wow. I'll be the one in cowboy boots. The one. The one. Yeah. And the denim cutoff. Yeah, exactly. How'd you know?

Let's experiment with a new game, which I've stolen off Instagram. But I don't know if the people that I watched Play are getting invented it either. We're calling it the fame name game. Action. And Ella, because Bree's not here. You're going to have to play against me, okay? Okay. It's like when your friends aren't there

and you go to your little brother and you're like, you have to play with me now. Play with me. Is that it going to work, Ella. Claudia's going to give us two letters, two initials. The winner of the point is the first person to give a celebrity who matches those initials. Oh, first and last name.

For example, if Claudia said DB, David Beckham. Oh, that's good. Daniel Beddingfield. Great, another great one. David Bain, no David Bain, oh. Sorry. Notable person.

I guess. Well, no, not a celebrity, though. Not really. Sorry. Line ball, I reckon. The criteria is you need to know who they are. Okay. Well, we need to know who they are,

but you first and foremost need to know who they are. Valid. You can't just make up a name that kind of sounds famous. Let's just play. Would you like to do best of three or best of five? Best of five. Okay, cool. Okay, first one.

First letter, A, last name, S. Adam Schwarzenegger. Wow. That was quick. I didn't even have him written down. I quickly got an A, and I was like, please be B, so it can be Antonio Bendez. That's what I did, but it wasn't S. Really good, Ella.

Geez, okay, yep. Okay. Here's maybe an easier one. First name, K, last name, K. Kim Kardashian. Oh, damn it! Yes. Okay, we're all tied up.

First name, starting with J. Last name starting with L. Kinevelobiz. Very good, but Clint did get their first. Good job, guys. You're good at this. Is this game really easy? No, I think you're genuinely just quite good at this.

Okay, another one. First name starting with S. Last name starting with J. Scarlet Johansson. Wow, Ella. Why? I'm going to say that this is the tiebreaker now And this is

This is the game Yeah Okay, good luck everyone First name C Last name D Carla Delavine Oh my gosh Oh my gosh

She's done it Not her name but I'm going to give it to her What is it? Kara Kara Cara Delavine Yeah Cara Delavine yes

Very good Ella Is this your special skill Have I found a new skill? For someone who doesn't know a lot of people. Can I ask Claudia, when you put the... Well done, Alar. Unreservedly, well done. You've done a great job.

Can I ask, Claudia, did you put the names together? Did you reverse engineer it? Did you come up with a celebrity with the initials and then put the letters down? I started doing that and then I got a bit confused and then I googled celebrities that have a lot in common, like a lot with the same initials. Just an easy way. Can we try a random one? Yeah. Can you just make up two letters now?

L G I might have chosen The one with no one See now that's harder Because now we've stepped outside the zeitgeist LG L L LRae Lauren Graham

Lauren Graham Yeah from Kills From Kills Ella this might be your game This game was meant to be me and Brie When Brie gets back But you might be Wow

Wow I'm excited Make another one. Make another one. P.S. No. P.S. P.S. Patrick. Patrick.

Schwarzenegger. Yeah. Oh, it feels good when you get one. This is fun. Okay, this might go into the show. Yes. What game should it replace? How many?

You catch it on a Monday. Texas on 9696, the game of ours that you like the least. I'd love to know that actually. And this can replace it. Yeah. You say Friday, okay, though. No, that's not a game. That's a segment.

That's serious, isn't it? It's Z.M's Brey and Clint podcast. Bree's been away this week and that's the end of our show and I'll be away next week and so will Brie. So make sure you miss us. We will. We will. We'll make sure. It's in the calendar.

You've got a daily reminder to miss us. It's 3 till 7pm miss Bree and Clint. I actually, honestly, so good to know that I enjoy my job when you guys leave. And I go, oh. Oh, no way. I still want to chat. Oh, that's nice. Yeah.

Well, Ella, when you miss us, there are seven years of podcasts available for you to stream on the all-new I-heart radio app where if you stream a podcast for 10 minutes or more, you could win free tickets to Ed Sharon live in New Zealand this summer. No freaking way. Seameless, eh?

I'm in love with the shape of you, baby. See you guys in a week. Bye. Bye. Bye. on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.