ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 7th October 2022
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Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast on a Friday then
Saturday, Sunday, what?
It's Friday, yeah
Saturday, Sunday, what?
What happened to that song, eh?
What happened to the Monday version? That one was dope, it slapped
I was more of a Thursday man, if we're being honest.
Oh, were you? Yeah, fair enough. Big on the Thursday.
It's a Friday
and that means it's time for an international
birthday banger.
It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
It's Bree and Clint's birthday
banger. The podcast.
Yeah!
With an international Bree
on the international birthday banger.
How fitting for this part of the podcast, guys.
This is where you guys from our podcast family,
you can go onto our Fodpast.
Fodpast.
Fodpast.
That's what it's called.
You can go onto the podcast family group on iFart Radio.
On iFart Radio.
On Facebook, it's called the Brian Clint Podcast Family,
and you can put your name down to have this done,
which is what Travis Becker from Campbelltown in New South Wales has done.
Oh, g'day, Travis.
G'day, Travis.
You were born on the 2nd of June, 1998, which means you were 16 in 2014,
and here's your birthday back.
At the end of the day, some you win, some you don't. which means you were 16 in 2014 and here's your birthday banger.
I love it.
Definitely the best Justice Crew song.
Nah, they had another good one.
No, not boom boom the New York to Cali. Not that one.
Boom boom it's getting hot in here.
Boom boom it's getting hot in here.
Our other international birthday bangers
Have probably never heard of
Justice Crew Kesarar
It's very much an Aussie New Zealand thing isn't it
Yeah I think so but I mean look them up
They're still going really strong
They are not
One of them's in the wiggles now
Yeah and how much is he getting paid
Probably a good amount
Let's do one for Carla J. Horn from Anderson, Indiana, USA.
G'day, Carla.
Thanks for joining us.
You were born on the 20th of October 1964, which means you were 16 in 1980.
And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. I am a woman in love
And I'd do anything to get you into my world
For Ambrose Drysdale.
The Babs.
We know Carla.
Do you think she's going to be excited about this?
Knowing Carla like we do, I don't, I mean, maybe.
She might.
I feel like she would have wanted something a bit more.
Upbeat.
Funky, yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
Oh, well, birthday banger chooses you.
One more for Nish.
Trevedi from Silverstone in England.
G'day, Nish.
Welcome to the show.
You were born on the 30th of June, 1985,
which means you were 16 in 2001.
And, Nish, here is your birthday banger.
Gitchi, gitchi, ya-ya, za-za.
Oh, my gosh.
Is this where the TikTok trend comes from?
What?
Sorry, Ella?
Gitchi, gitchi, ya-ya.
This is a TikTok trend
do you only
sorry Gen Z
moment
do you only
know this song
is a TikTok
song
I'm not sure
but it's definitely
from TikTok
well it's not
it's from
Moulin Rouge
it's from the
movie Moulin Rouge
yeah
but it's on
TikTok
well technically
everything's on
TikTok
yeah okay yeah yeah that's where it comes from
Do you know who's on it?
This is not to interrogate you
Do you know who sings on the song?
No
Christina Aguilera
Oh, yeah, yeah
Lil' Kim
Lil' Kim
Pink
Ha, big line-up
Anyone else, Brie?
Yeah, Missy Elliott is on the track
It's huge
That's a big track
It's the original
Um
What was that um
Nicki Minaj
Ariana Grande one
Bang Bang
Bang Bang
Bang Bang
Yeah
And Maya
Did you say Maya
Maya
Oh what a monster
Of a song
Um
Huge
That's my pick
That's your pick
Yeah for sure
What's everyone else feeling
Yeah I'll go
Gitchy gitchy
Yeah yeah Yeah what she said Not um Not Justice Crew Not even if it was Yeah, for sure. What's everyone else feeling? Yeah, I'll go, gitchy, gitchy, ya-ya.
Yeah, what she said.
Not Justice Crew, not even if it was this one.
Masterclass in lyrical genius.
Nah, I agree
It's gotta be Lady Marmalade
Have a great weekend everybody
Wherever you are
We will
Brie's gonna have a week off
Next week
And focus on her secret project
So we'll see you in seven days Brie
I will be back in seven days guys
Don't do anything I wouldn't do
We don't.
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Brie and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady.
The hottest quiz in all the land.
Claude, do we know if these scores are correct?
I haven't.
I'm not sure.
Are we sure?
Have you been up there in the mellow?
Those are correct?
Yeah.
Yeah, those are correct.
All right.
Scores for the year are 89 games
to the tradies
73 games
to the ladies
only ask
because that's Bree's job
she usually
updates those
and she hasn't been here
so
it's okay
I know what I'm doing
you know what you're doing
she's got it under control
let's meet our lady today
she's phoning in
from the mighty Waikato
she's 27 years old
and she has
really bad
general knowledge
well this is the game for you.
Welcome to the show, Ashley.
Hello.
Hello.
Do you know that you've called to participate in a general knowledge game?
Yeah, I thought it'd be a bit of fun.
Give it a crack.
Yeah, good.
Good.
It's all about confidence in this game.
You're taking on our tradie.
He's from West Auckland, just like me.
He's also 27, so you have the same amount of life experience.
And Rhubarb is his nickname.
Welcome to the show, Rhubarb.
Hello, hello.
Why do they call you Rhubarb?
I guess just because I'm nice and sweet.
Well, that's a nice nickname then, isn't it?
Okay, Rhubarb and Ashley. Rub Okay, Rube Arbon, Ashley.
Rubes, your buzzer is tradie.
Ash, your buzzer is lady.
First one of you two to get three questions correct
is going home with the last $50 from KFC for the week.
Good luck.
Here's your very first question.
The Black Ferns open their Rugby World Cup campaign tomorrow
against which team?
Australia, England England or France?
Trini.
Yes, Rhubarb.
Australia.
Australia is correct.
Ruby Toohey from the Black Ferns
will join us on the show in the next 10 minutes
to tell us all about it.
Question number two.
We're in the midst of a polar blast at the moment.
Are we experiencing cold air travelling from the Arctic or the Antarctic?
Trady.
Ashley buzzed in correctly first.
Ash?
Antarctic?
Correct.
Bloody long way for it to come from the Arctic, isn't it?
Yeah, you think so.
Yeah, hopefully it would warm up over Fiji or something.
Okay, question number three.
What flavour drink is regular Fanta?
Tradie.
Tradie, rhubarb, just?
Orange?
Orange.
Orange soda is correct.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number four.
Who sings this song?
Just a sweet, sweet man, a sweet man. Tradie. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four, who sings this song?
Yes, Rhubarb for the win.
Mariah Carey?
You've done it.
You've absolutely smashed it, Rhubarb.
Well done. Yeah.
Any special shout-outs?
Any shout-outs you need to give Rhubarb?
Shout-out to the boys at R2 Dubs, especially the A-Team.
Oh, Rhubarb and Pat.
Up the A-Team.
She's currently on the team bus heading to... Where are you going, Rubes? Are you going to training?
Yeah, we're going to training.
Representing New Zealand and the Black Ferns on the world stage at the World Cup,
please welcome to the show, Ruby Tui.
What's up?
What's up?
Hi, Bree.
Hi, Colin.
Thank you for your army.
We're going to support.
Hey.
Bree's not here at the moment.
She's in a foreign location, in a secret location.
So it's just me and you.
How's the bus?
How's the vibes, Rubes?
You guys are going into a World Cup tomorrow.
Yeah, World Cup tomorrow.
Really, really excited about it.
Still pitching ourselves,
but this is how we feel about playing at home in front of all of our family.
That was pretty awesome.
I was going to ask you if you could do that.
Can we get a full bus chahoo from the Black Ferns?
Okay, who wants a Chahoo?
One, two, three.
The girls are on.
You guys are playing Australia tomorrow, right?
Yeah, we're playing Aussie.
Good game.
Good game.
What a way to kick off the World Cup.
And you just DM'd me before.
Have we broken the record?
The record for the crowd attendance?
Yeah, so we've broken the world record,
but we really want to sell out Eden Park.
So if you want to go to one women's rugby game this year
or in your whole life, just make sure it's this one.
It'll mean so much to us,
and you'll change the lives of your kids and kids after that.
So, yeah, get out, everyone.
How close are we to selling out Eden Park for the Black Ferns this weekend?
Let me just give the exact figure.
It's 689 tickets left.
That's all that's left.
Is that all that's left?
That's all that's left, Clayton.
We've sold the baby out.
And it's not just the Ferns.
It's Rita Ora.
It's everything.
It's a World Cup opening ceremony.
Oh, you're going to sell it out.
It's going to be massive. Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention her. Rita Ora's coming. Taika hooked it up. It's a World Cup opening ceremony. Oh, you're going to sell it out. It's going to be massive.
Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention her.
Rita Aura's coming.
Taika hooked that up.
Yeah, Taika hooked it up.
Has she been down to a Black Ferns training yet?
No, but Taika's come for dinner.
He's really awesome and he's really proud of her.
So, yeah, it's really cool to have their support, definitely.
Hey, we're so excited for this.
The hype has built so well and we're so pumped for you guys to go all the way
and lift a World Cup at home.
How confident are the girls feeling?
Yeah, look, we're just buzzing.
We know if we do our core roles right,
you know, the result will take care of itself.
But we're just hoping to see a whole lot of young girls and boys there,
you know, as we do our thing.
Are you going to bring your daughters along?
They're too young.
They'll be in bed, but I'll be there.
Oh, cool.
They're doing Black Ferns jerseys in men's sizes now, so I don't just have to wear that
team jersey that you gave me, that woman's one, which is good, but it's a bit snug around
the Puku area for me.
Yeah, yeah.
No, that's good.
They also do little kids ones now up at the All Blacks Express, so we're getting there,
bro. We're getting there, bro.
We're getting there.
That is incredible.
I know you're busy and I know you're going straight into a training.
Before you go, do the Black Ferns have a team song?
Do you guys have a hype-up song that you guys listen to?
We got lots of songs.
We were singing for far too long last night our Maori songs.
But I think Tanya
plays a lot of
Fiji music
like island music
it's just like
remixes galore
so there's
yeah
it's like not one genre
it's a whole bunch of songs
but what goes on
the UE Boom
like if you guys win
what goes on the UE Boom
first in the sheds
oh probably
you know
a bit of
probably a bit of
Māori songs
yeah
like Aotearoa
saying sing along yet
Māori Shed Party Spotify playlist?
Yeah, 100%.
That's the one.
Hey, we're proud of you girls already,
and we know you're going to do so well.
Good luck for the first game of the Rugby World Cup
tomorrow at Eden Park.
Get in there, buy the tickets, sell it out.
That's Ruby Tui.
Good luck.
Thank you so, so much for all your support of women's rugby.
I know you've been a day one at Clint,
so I really appreciate it.
And tell Brida, get down to the game whenever she finds herself, eh? Love it, Rubes. Thank you so, so much for all your support of Women's Rugby. I know you've been a day one at Clint, so I really appreciate it.
And tell Bree to get down to the game whenever she finds herself, eh?
Love it, Rubes.
Thank you.
See you there.
See you later.
The nominees for the 2020, what year is it, Joel?
What year is it?
2022.
Two Aotearoa Music Awards are out, and LAB have absolutely smashed it.
So please, welcome to the studio, Joel from LAB.
Kia ora, bro.
How are you, man?
I'm fantastic. How are you?
I'm looking at this list.
Is this your best ever nomination haul for the Music Awards?
I think it's up there, man.
We had a pretty good run last year as well, but yeah, stoked.
Good time for you guys.
I'm going to run through these, and you can tell me which one you're most excited about.
LAB are nominated for Album of the Year for LAB 5.
They're nominated for Single of the Year for that song we just played,
Mr. Reggae.
You're up for Best Group and Best Roots Artist. Which one of those awards do you want to win the most?
Man, I think it's nice to be Best Group.
Yeah?
Yeah, because we're a team. We're a band, first and foremost, Oh, man. I think it's nice to be best group. Yeah?
Yeah, because we're a team, you know.
We're a band, first and foremost.
So it's always nice to be recognised for that, yeah.
How many music awards do you already have?
Sheesh.
If you have to answer like that, then things must be going okay.
There's over 10.
Really?
Between Māori Music Awards and these music awards. Have you got those original tuis that look like the bottle opener?
The gold ones?
Yeah, we've got a couple of those.
And have you opened a bottle with it before?
Nah, I should though.
I've got one at home.
I feel like you've got enough that even if you chip it,
you've got enough that are still there, right?
I'll just polish it back up.
You guys have absolutely blown up, because LAB is not a new band,
but you guys have absolutely blown up in the last couple of years.
What's the secret to success?
Oh, man, it's i guess consistency you know we've been we've been in the studio for the last five years recording music and
um on the road every year even during covid we had a really good run yeah um but yeah we just
we just work hard and and constantly working at the product and and yeah, we're just lucky to be getting recognised like this.
That Western Springs gig that you did, was that last year?
That was this year.
That was this year?
Yeah, yeah.
That was massive.
Yes, yeah.
So 18,000 people at Western Springs.
It was a hell of an experience.
So how do you top it?
What do you do?
How do you keep chasing that high and do something bigger?
Is it just bigger crowds? Or do you guys want to headline Eden Park yeah I think for us it's it's
overseas now it's like um and of course keep building our fan base in New Zealand but we're
really looking at what we can do internationally and and what um areas we can focus on yeah
absolutely um you guys are going on tour this. I'm just looking at some of these spots
that you're going to.
So you're playing in your home in Tauranga?
Yes, we haven't done a headline show there in a while,
so it'll be quite exciting to play at home.
At the Domain, you're going to Hawke's Bay as well?
Did you see Robbie Williams is going to the Hawke's Bay?
Yeah, the cuz.
There's so many middle-aged women
that are just fizzing for that.
Can you imagine how much all the middle-aged women, shout out to the middle-aged women that are just fizzing for that. Can you imagine how much all the middle-aged women,
shout-out to the middle-aged women,
on the Diva Diesel and the Robbie Williams concert.
The Diva Diesel.
That is going to be more chaotic than New Year's Eve at Rhythm and Vines,
I reckon.
I reckon too.
Honestly.
And then Whangarei as well.
We're going to give away some tickets to this afternoon.
Joel from LAB, can you give us a
LAB trivia question that a
fan would know to score a double
pass to your tour this summer?
Which album is Fashion Dread on?
What album is Fashion Dread
on? If you know the answer,
9696, text that in
now. We've got five double passes to
give away. That's five albums, so there you go.
And four New Zealand Music nominations.
Sorry, the Aotearoa Music Awards nominations.
Congratulations, guys.
You're smashing it.
We're looking forward to a massive summer with LAB.
Go well.
Cheers, bro.
Thank you.
Brian Clint.
How cold has it been recently?
Freezing air from Antarctica has travelled the length of the country.
There was snow across the South Island.
There was even snow as far north as the Wairarapa.
My brother, who lives in the hut, sent me some photos of snow on the hills,
which is just bizarre for October.
The Dunedin City Council even urged motorists to stay off the road
due to extreme snowfall.
But that didn't stop one courier driver who's going viral on TikTok at the moment.
His name is Kumar and the deliveries had to get through. He even pulled over and got out of his
van and recorded a special weather bulletin, which I'm going to play to you in just a second.
But before we do, I thought I'd bring on weather presenting expert and host of the Flavour Breakfast
Show, Mike Poru. Kia ora, Mike.
Kia ora, Clint.
You're talking my love language, weather chat.
I love it.
You must be peaking your tits off at the moment
with all this weird weather that's going on.
This is like Christmas for you, eh?
It is.
I get fascinated by it,
and I just want to know where the snow's going to fall,
and my sister's a good insight for me in Southland.
You know, very exciting,
because people kind of go, oh, boring weather chat.
But when it's weather
and it's happening, it's weather and it's happening.
So is it going to warm up? It's still
cold today. Is it going to warm up again shortly?
Well, I think the
cold blast is a gold burger and the
sun is a cum burger.
He doesn't like a cum burger.
Alright, I'm going to play you Kumar, our Dunedin courier driver weatherman.
And what I want you to do, I want you to critique him from the perspective of an expert weatherman
and tell us if he's got a future in weather presenting, okay?
Okay, that sounds fun.
Okay, hit me with it.
Let's cross to him now. This is your local postman from Dunedin with the latest update.
As you can see, it is still snowing out here.
It has been confirmed we have been hit by the polar blast.
These are the glimpse of the polar blast.
Due to this blast, it has caused some serious damage.
I repeat, it has caused some serious damage to the sun.
There is no sunshine. There is no sunshine in Dunedin. Oh, it has caused some serious damage to the sun. There's no sunshine. There's no
sunshine in Dunedin. Oh, Lord,
have some mercy. Oh,
Lord, have some mercy. I better run
inside and put some extra layer of jersey.
Ooh, mama.
Ooh, mama.
Oh, man.
Okay, so you're the expert.
You're the Newshub weatherman, Mike Pirro.
What do you reckon?
That is brilliant.
I love his urgency.
I love the way that he was really just painting the picture.
You know, like you had to put a jersey on.
I told you that was happening.
He used polar blast.
He had all the technical terms there.
I love it.
I mean, if I could do weather like that on Newshub,
my goodness, I reckon it would hum along.
Well, you could.
You just need to get out. He was standing in the middle
of a blizzard. Maybe that's what you're missing. Maybe
you've got too comfortable in your cushy studio
there, Mike. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, with the
makeup and the suits and
stuff. No, no. He
is brilliant. I loved it. It was short,
sharp, to the point, and really painted
the picture, and that's what you've got to do. There he is.
He's got a future, alright?
Well, if you're listening, news executives, that's
what you want. That's Kumar, the courier driver
from Dunedin.
That's the people that wanted their weather. Hey, thanks, Mike
Peru. Enjoy your weekend. I know.
I'm pleased you rang me and called me a weather expert.
I'm quite fond of that, so I will take
that and run with it on this fine afternoon.
All right, that's Mike Porou.
He's gone, Berger.
We're going to get the latest very shortly.
Plus, Joel from LAB is joining us to give away some tickets to their summer tour.
Brian Clint, back after this.
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This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean's here.
We don't usually have Scooby-Doo news on the show,
but today we Scooby-Doo.
That's a dad joke made by my favourite daddy, Clint.
I've got some actually really great news today from Scooby-Doo camp.
Velma, Velma as in the friend of Scooby-Doo with the high orange turtleneck,
has come out as gay.
She's gay.
Yep.
We've found this out today.
She's gay.
She's gay.
It's super cool.
Mindy Kaling's new adult Scooby-Doo series has cast sandwiches
and is in a constant woo.
And they have revealed that the Velma character has ears and has always been gay.
And what's so cool, if you Google her name today,
when you type in her name to Google, gay confetti and gay flags comes down.
It's so awesome.
It is neat.
Google her on board.
You'll see this meme everywhere.
It says, Google Thelma.
Just Google Thelma, and that's all you have to do.
Velma, sorry.
Velma from Scooby-Doo.
V-E-L-M-A.
Wow, that is really good news for inclusion,
for representation.
That is great.
Do you think that's what the main mystery
in the Mystery Machine was all this time, Dean?
I think there's a few more things
that are mystery in the Mystery Machine.
It has always been a mystery, though.
You know, this is not the first character
to come out.
I mean,
Mr. Smith from
The Simpsons,
who obviously
was the Mr. Burns
right-hand man,
came out in 2016.
So maybe there
will be more
characters that
we've loved and
known our whole
lives coming out.
Who knows?
I'm very excited
about it though.
Did Patrick and
SpongeBob come out
or did I imagine
that?
Oh,
I don't know.
Did the Sesame Street guys that live
in the Cairns? Bird and Ernie. Are they out?
No, not the one in the Cairns. Not Oscar
the Grouch. I think Oscar the Grouch is
asexual. I think he's too grumpy
to be interested in anybody.
He's not into anyone. Yeah, yeah.
Alright. Yeah, there you go.
That is very cool news.
Go and check it out. V-E-L-M-A. Type it into
Google and you'll see that cool Scooby-Doo news.
That's the latest from our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
Bree and Clint.
Clint, karaoke is big on our show.
We've got a whole segment dedicated.
We've done national tours doing karaoke nights.
And so I feel like this is right up our alley to comment on
because the Billboard charts have released their top list of karaoke songs ever. Yeah, this is right up our alley to comment on because the billboard charts have released their top list
of karaoke songs ever. Yeah, this is good. And I feel like this list needs constant updating as
well. So the most up to date list is the one that you should go to if you're planning a big karaoke
night in the future. Yeah, for sure. Because you know, what we've seen in our experience, Clint, is that you might not be the best singer in the room,
but song choice is everything.
If you can please the crowd and get them on side with your performance,
that's like 80% of the job.
And then they'll do most of the singing for you.
You can do that rock star thing where you just turn the mic over to them
and they'll sing and they'll go, oh, my God, that person, they're amazing.
They are amazing.
God, I felt so good when that person was up there singing.
We were doing most of the work, but I felt great.
Yeah, I like that.
All right, let's go through the list.
Let's start.
We're going to do the top five,
and this is according to the Billboard charts.
Coming in at number five,
this is quite a recent song from Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper.
Yeah, if you can sing it, this is a great karaoke song.
Yeah, definitely one that people in the crowd will belt out with you.
It's got to build.
You know, it builds to a huge crescendo, that song.
So if you can nail it, then I think that's a great choice.
Yeah, I agree with that.
It's a solid one.
All right, that's on the list.
Coming in at number four for best karaoke songs ever is A Bit of Queen.
Yes, I agree.
Again, it takes some chops to sing this.
The other thing to be aware with this song,
large portions of instrumental in which you need to fill the stage with your
presence, not your voice.
Yep, you need to have some Freddie
Mercury presence, but I feel like
it's quite a fun one where people
kind of get into it. It's a bit of,
you know, a bit weird, a bit different.
There's a lot of air guitar required for this song
for karaoke, right?
Totally, but I think it's worth a spot on the best of air guitar required for this song for karaoke, right? Totally.
But I think it's worth a spot on the best karaoke songs ever.
Cool.
Put on the last.
Coming in at number three, according to the Billboard charts,
best karaoke songs is a Gloria Gaynor classic. You gotta lay down and die, oh no, not I.
Banger.
Banger.
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I feel right. Banger. Banger.
It's got huge, huge energy.
Yeah, normally groups of women I've seen do this song a lot at karaoke night.
It's disco.
It's funky, you know?
Yep.
No, I think it's definitely worth being on the list.
Again, though, she's an incredibly good singer.
All of my hesitation is based on the fact that I can't really sing.
But to be fair, that hasn't stopped us doing karaoke on this show every Friday for the last four years, has it?
We're about to do it in an hour's time, Clint.
All right, what's number two?
Yeah, let's get into the nitty gritty here.
The Billboard Best Karaoke Songs of All Time.
This came in at number two from the Backstreet Boys.
Here's a song that I can sing.
It's a good one, isn't it?
Yeah.
And all you have to do is sway side to side and click your hands for this one.
People will love it.
They'll eat it up.
Yeah, that's a great choice.
I wasn't expecting a Backstreet Boys song in there, especially at number two.
Well, what's number one then?
If that's number two, if those are the top four, what's better than those?
This is a big deal.
This is what Billboard has said is the top karaoke song of all time.
Three words, Clint.
Let's go, girls.
Oh, oh, oh, they're totally crazy.
Forget I'm a lady.
Men's shirt shorts. Oh, oh, oh, we'll go wild. Deny a twain, takes it out in stunning fashion with Man I Feel Like a Woman.
This one legit for the boys to sing to?
Yeah, I think so.
I think you can really win a crowd over if you're a man and you get the song.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They love it.
Love that.
I think there's a clear, that's a good list.
It's a really good list.
I think they've missed one song out of the top five,
which I think is a great song for karaoke.
And I'm almost hesitant to share it because it's so good that I want it to be mine whenever I go to karaoke.
But for me, this is the best karaoke song you can pull out for crowd participation.
Can't go past Robbie Williams.
Yeah.
And down the waterfall.
Would you recommend people do your go-to karaoke song?
I know that life won't break me.
Look, I feel like it can be a crowd favourite
if you really put the performance effort into it.
My go-to karaoke song, because I can't sing, is Sir Mix-A-Lot,
I Like Big Butts.
So ladies, ladies, do you want to roll my Mercedes?
Turn around, stick it out.
People love it, Clint.
Baby got back.
Really need to know the words before you get on stage to this one, though.
It's not one you can just read off the screen, eh?
Yeah, baby.
No, it does go quite quickly.
I would recommend practising.
Okay, well, what are we missing?
Should we put together the best list
of karaoke songs of all time
and then maybe use that to maybe launch
another Friday Okie Tour, Bree?
That's a great idea.
I love it.
Let's do it right now.
0800 DIALS at M.O.
You can text us on 9696.
What needs to be on this list of best karaoke songs of all time?
What have we missed?
Brie and Clint.
The Billboard charts released their top karaoke songs of all time.
And the queen herself, Shania Twain, took out the top spot.
I think that's deserving.
I think it's a crowd favourite.
Everyone can get on board with that, right?
Totally.
I think it's a very good audience participation song,
which is what you need in a karaoke song.
So we've asked you guys what's missing from the top five.
What other songs are great for karaoke?
Joe's here.
G'day, Joe.
Hey, how's it going? Do you enjoy a bit of karaoke, Joe? Oh, I certainly do. Joe's here. G'day, Joe. Hey, how's it going?
Do you enjoy a bit of karaoke, Joe?
Oh, I certainly do.
I certainly do.
Okay.
Well, what's the song?
If you're getting up there, you're taking the mic.
You've got a little bit of Dutch courage under the belt.
What's the song?
I don't need any Dutch courage.
I'm well aware that I can't sing, but I don't care.
I love it.
That's what it's all about.
So what's the song?
Well, by one of the greatest bands of all time, Queen.
Can you guess what song it is?
Another one by...
Oh, Fat Bottom Girls.
No.
Don't stop me now.
I'm having such a good time.
I'm having a ball.
Bang up.
Don't stop me now.
I'm having such a good time.
Just give me a call.
Joel.
I don't even need to play the hook.
Joel needs to be in our next Carrie Friday Oki live show.
Where do you live, Joel?
I'm in Hamilton, but I could do an entire performance for the entire evening for everyone.
He just loves the spotlight.
Thank you, Joel. We appreciate that submission. Trina's here. Happy Friday, the spotlight. Thank you, Joel.
We appreciate
that submission.
Trina's here.
Happy Friday, Trina.
Hi, Trina.
Hi, happy Friday
to you guys too.
You're karaoke queen?
I try.
Yeah.
Don't we all, Trina?
You're going to get up there.
You're going to take the mic.
What song are you going
to sing for everybody?
Well, in line with your argument
that you need a crowd pleaser and people
to join you in to maybe drown you out,
I would say Oasis, Don't
Look Back in Anger.
Oh, yeah.
Not Wonderwall
Trina?
No, no, this is the one that gets,
it's like it's beloved by hooligans
and, you know, polite young women.
Everyone sings along to this one.
Everyone seems to know the chorus
and that's about it.
How many hooligan bars are you hanging out at, Trina?
Yeah, they seem to come in,
like come out of the woodwork and karaoke.
All the Englishmen,
they all have,
like,
an oasis,
you know,
passion.
Yeah,
I love it.
They sing along to this
harder than anyone.
Okay,
thank you.
That's a really good submission.
I love that suggestion
and one that you probably
wouldn't think of straight away.
That's why it's good.
Some biggies coming off
the text machine,
Bree.
B52.
Oh, yeah, this is good. Some biggies coming off the text machine, Brie. B52. Oh, yeah.
This is good.
I love Shark Baby.
This song by The Proclaimers.
Yeah, so you know why it's good?
What?
You don't need the most incredible voice to sing it.
No.
And that da-da-da-da bit,
you just hand the crowd over to the mic this bit.
Oh, this is good.
The Beatles.
This is a big sing-along song as well.
Huge.
If you can pull off Amy Winehouse, this is the song to do.
You know, shout out to ex-producer Ellie from the show.
She does this song absolute justice at a karaoke night.
I've seen it.
It's so good.
That's right.
I forgot about that.
One more from Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Amy Friday. Hi. Hi, right. I forgot about that. One more from Rebecca.
Hi, Rebecca.
Happy Friday.
Hi.
Hi, Ben.
How are you going?
You going out tonight, Rebecca?
Getting ready for a holiday tomorrow, so probably have a quiet one in.
Okay.
If you were and you were heading to karaoke, what is a must-do karaoke song?
Oh, hands down, all the way, Bon Jovi, Living on a Prayer.
Yes, thank you.
Your voice is raspy, you've had too many beers
and you've belted some Bon Jovi out into the crowd.
It's good.
Absolutely.
Like at 11 o'clock at night, you're sounding amazing.
You trying to wind me up, Rebecca?
You trying to wind me up with this Bon Jovi song?
Oh, come on.
Come on, Clint.
AP's all the way.
Get on board the Jovi.
Get on board the Jovi.
All right, happy Friday, Bec.
Thank you for submitting.
We've got a good list of songs there.
We need to get another Friday Okie tour happening ASAP, I reckon, Brie.
Do you think the people want it, another Friday Okie live tour?
I think they do.
Do we care if they want it?
I reckon we do it anyway.
We just go for it.
Well, that's why we do Friday Okie every Friday.
Brie and Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line,
that she can do.
Brie and Clint's What's the Plot?
Our movie guessing game where you take Brie on head-to-head to win cash.
All you've got to do is pick two movie plots before she does and today our jackpotted prize
amount is $850
cash
Bree.
There is a lot on the line
Clint and I'm getting more
and more nervous every time we play.
Kirstie's here to take you on. Hi Kirstie.
Hi.
There has never been a better time
to beat Bree in this game.
Not just because the cash is so high.
$8.50, how good.
But she is in a foreign location right now.
We don't know where she is, but she is not in the studio.
And you may have noticed there's a little bit of a delay, Kirsty.
Yes.
So that will play into your advantage.
You have slightly less of a delay than Bree does.
But that's not everything.
It's going to come down to movie knowledge.
Today, our theme, movies about money.
Because not only do we have $850 cash,
at 5 o'clock we're going to try and give away $100,000 cash with The Secret Sound.
So it's all about money here today on The Bree and Clint Show.
Your buzzer is your name.
Do not wait for me to finish any of these movie plots.
If you know it, buzz in and give it a go, okay?
Okay.
Good luck, Kirsty.
Bree, you ready to go?
I'm ready.
All right, here we go.
Good luck to both of you.
Movie number one.
Life is a struggle for single father
Chris, evicted from their apartment. Brie! Brie. The pursuit of happiness. Is that about
money? Well, yeah, because he doesn't have any money and then he tries to get a job and
all he ever wants is money.
That's what it's about, surely.
Correct.
The pursuit of happiness was movie number one.
Kirsty, you're still with us.
I am.
I knew that one.
Did you?
Yeah.
This is the key.
Buzz in as soon as you think you know it, okay?
Your brain will get a split second after that buzzer to process it.
Okay.
Good round.
First round.
Here comes movie number two.
As 18-year-old Jamal answers questions on the Indian...
Kirstie.
Kirstie.
Slumdog Millionaire.
Slumdog Millionaire. It'sdog Millionaire is definitely about money.
It's got millionaire in the title.
But that's correct.
Wow, Kirsty, that was good.
Very good.
Tie ball game.
This is for the win.
Movie number three.
In 1987, Jordan takes an entry...
Kirsty.
Kirsty.
Oh, she's got it.
Wolf of Wall Street.
Oh, she's got it.
The Wolf of Wall Street.
On game number 17 of this season of What's the Plot is absolutely correct.
Amazing work, Kirsty.
Very, very well done from you.
A good opponent.
It has taken almost the entire year for someone to take Bree down in What's the Plot, and you've just done it. Thanks, Bree. It has taken almost the entire year for someone to take Bree down
and watch the plot, and you've just done it.
Congratulations, Kirsty.
Thank you so much.
And I don't know...
Kirsty, $800.
I need that so much.
You do?
What's it going to go towards?
Oh, well, my car just failed a warrant, so probably that.
That's boringly convenient, isn't it, Kirsty?
I know, I know.
But that's life, right?
Kirsty, you deserve every dollar of that.
I wouldn't have beaten her if I was in the studio, Clint.
That was incredible.
That's what I was going to say.
I don't think the delay played into that at all.
You won that fair and square.
We'll get you your cash. Well done, Kirsty. Awesome, thank you. Thank you so I was going to say. I don't think the delay played into that at all. You won that fair and square. We'll get you your cash.
Well done, Kirsty. Awesome. Thank you. Thank you so much. Amazing.
Bree and Clint. Thanks, Kirsty.
We'll start again at $50
next time we play What's The Point?
Oh, no. Come on.
Bree and Clint. Bree, I don't know
anything about this. Producer Claude
messaged me on my way into work today and said,
hey, I've got a surprise for you and Brie for the show today
and I need a break to do it in.
Yeah, so I have just learnt about this 10 minutes ago
and it must be a big deal.
It must be big.
Claude, what's the deal?
We can't have another producer resign.
We're not ready for that.
So this better not be you tendering your resignation live on air.
Don't you dare.
Never mind.
Play the next song.
Jokes, guys.
Just jokes.
I'm very excited about this, though.
You may know of a recurring character that appears on our show quite often.
Who also maybe happens to be in the country right now.
What?
Do you know who that could be?
Is this Rita Ora?
Is this Bree's shockingly bad Rita Ora impersonation
that you're talking about?
That is what I'm referencing, yes.
So Rita's in the country right now
and producer Megan and I have been trying to get her on the show.
Stop it.
No, producer Claude, you have not. So we haven't got her on the show live. it. No, Producer Claude, you have not.
So we haven't got her on the show live.
Right.
We couldn't get her.
She didn't have time.
Okay.
But I did manage to get a little something from her,
which, Clint, I'm placing that there for you now.
Oh, my God.
Just a little something for you guys.
I'm so nervous.
Well, hello there.
It's me, my God. Just a little something for you guys. Well, hello there. It's me, Rita Ora.
I'm here at the ZN Studios, but you, Bree and Clint, aren't here.
And I'm being pretty sad that I haven't been able to catch up with you.
But I just wanted to say a quick hello before I pop down to Eden Park
and play at the Rugby World Cup.
It's going to be one hell of a show.
Our toy is out the bag. He's in the car waiting.
So I better go. But it's goodbye
from me, Rita Ora.
Party and boo.
Is that one of my songs? I don't even
know. I'm so excited.
Claude. Hey, Claude.
Got himude Got him
You know
You know
You know
I like to think of myself
As like
Pretty switched on
And when Claude said
That she had a surprise
I was like
She's got Rita Ora
She's got her
She must have got her
For the show
And I actually thought
You would have a clip
Of Rita Ora
So when you dropped that
On the page there
I was like
Oh this is it
She's gone and got Rita Ora She's played her Bree clip of Rita Ora, so when you dropped that on the page there, I was like, oh, this is it. She's gone and got Rita Ora. She's played her Bree's terrible
Rita Ora impersonation, and we're going to embarrass Bree here.
We did actually send Bree's impression to them, and I don't know if that convinced them,
but obviously they're not here.
Oh, no, you did not. You did not.
Maybe that's why we couldn't get her.
What are you talking about?
We just had Rita Ora on the show.
I just heard her.
Lucky us.
How did we manage?
That's a scoop.
Can I say, Claude, amazing producing to get Rita on the show. That was incredible.
It's some of my best work, I think.
Yep, you nailed that.
Well done.
All right.
All right. All right. all right, all right.
Nice work, Claude.
Brie and Clint.
Time for Friday-oke.
And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday-oke.
I love Friday-oke.
It's the best. I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday-oke.
Thanks, Brie and Clint. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Bree and Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
F-F-F-Friday-oke.
Earlier in the show,
we attempted to find the greatest karaoke songs in the country
because we love a bit of a sing-along.
We do it every Friday on this show.
We spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer
and we make our songs sound as good as possible.
Right, Bree?
That is the key thing right there.
As good as possible.
Look, this week I thought Rita Ora, she's in the country.
She's singing at the rugby tomorrow night.
So we have to do a Rita Ora song.
You chose this Rita Ora song. I'm gonna love ya, I'm gonna love ya, I'm gonna love ya, I'm gonna love ya.
Like a black widow, baby.
Even though How We Do Party and Bullshit exists, you still chose this one.
This is a banger, Clint. I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm so uncomfortable doing this song.
But it's done, okay? It's banked and it's ready to go.
Just to get you, I'm doing whatever works. Seeing as you chose the song, yours is coming up first. this song. But it's done, okay? It's banked and it's ready to go.
Seeing as you chose the song,
yours is coming up first. Anything you want to add to this before we play it out, Bree?
Um, I gave it
my best and that's all I can do, Clint.
What we do is we play them both
out in full. Don't worry, you won't have to
hear the whole song. It's just a little bit of it.
And once you have heard both,
we'll invite you in to vote
on 0800-DIAL-ZM.
We'll take five calls
to decide the winner
of Friday Oki.
All right, let's do it.
Here we go.
Here is Bree's Rita Ora.
Here we go. I'm gonna love ya
Until you hate me
Now I'm gonna show ya
What's really crazy
You should've known better
Than to mess with me harder
I'm gonna love ya I'm gonna love ya
I'm gonna love ya
I'm gonna love ya
I'm gonna love ya
Like a black widow baby
It's just a cat and mouse game
Always starts the same
First we're both down to play
Then somehow you go astray
Went from nothing to something
Like it or love it
It was us against the world
And now we're just
It's like I love you so much
And now I just hate you.
Feeling stupid for all the time that I gave you.
I wanted all or nothing for us.
Ain't no place in between.
My mama make me believe in what you say.
That you'll never mean.
Like it'll last forever.
But now forever ain't as long.
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be stuck singing this song.
You were different from my last medal.
You got a mirror.
And as it all plays out, I see you couldn't
be clearer. Now sing.
Oh, no. Pretty well done
to be honest. You even got the
fake, cringeworthy
Iggy Azalea accent in there in your
rap. I did my best
to hit that cringey accent. I feel
like I got close.
Someone texted and they said, it was good until the lyrics started. hit that cringy accent. I feel like I got close.
Someone texted and they said, it was good
until the lyrics started.
Hey, that's about
up. Someone's texted and they
said, oh, I don't want to hear Clint's.
Well, you have to, okay?
We gotta do it. Here it comes.
Fair is fair.
Play it out.
This is my attempt at doing Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea.
Thank you.
After this, you'll be able to vote on who did the best one,
but you've got to hear it first.
I'm going to love you
until you hate me
and I'm going to show you
what's really crazy
You should've known better
Than to mess with me harder
I'm gonna love ya
I'm gonna love ya
I'm gonna love ya
I'm gonna love ya
Like a black widow baby
This is your cat and mouse game
Always starts the same
First we both down to play Then then somehow you go astray.
Went from nothing to something, liking to loving.
It was us against the world, and now we just humping.
It's like I liked you so much, and now I just hate you.
Feeling stupid for all the time that I gave you.
I want it all or nothing for us, ain't no place in between.
Might be me believing what you say, but you never mean.
Like it'll last forever
But not forever, ain't as long
If it wasn't for you
I wouldn't be stuck singing this song
You were different from my last
But now you got a mirror
And as it all plays out
I see you couldn't be clearer
Now sing!
Pretty good
Not bad
My kids are gonna hear that one day.
And they're going to love it.
They'll go, go, Dad.
That was such a good try.
I will say, I will say, our production engineer, Sam,
has waved some magic this week in those edits.
He has done such a great job.
Mine was a one take.
Was it really?
It actually was a one take, yeah.
Wow, okay.
Well, we need a winner.
We need five votes on 0800 Dial ZM
to pick the winner of Friday Okie this week.
Rita Ora's in the country.
Maybe she heard it and she wants to call through and vote on it.
If you do, Rita, our phone number is 0800 Dial ZM
and we need to know who took out Friday Okie this week.
Bree and Clint. Bree's Black Widow sounded like this. I'm gonna love you. and we need to know who took out Friday Oki this week.
Bree's Black Widow sounded like this.
And mine sounded like this.
I'm not going to play the best bit.
That's not funny, is it?
Nah, that's not funny.
We have five votes, five people standing by to decide the winner of Friday-oke.
Any good feedback this week could score themselves some KFC chicken dollars.
Let's start with Jessa.
Hi, Jessa.
Hi, how are you guys going?
Hi, Jessa. Do you think if Rita Ora heard that this week,
she would be impressed or embarrassed?
I think she would be impressed with you, Clint,
because I felt like you gave that a lot of heart and soul.
Me?
Yeah.
Me?
Yes, you, Clint.
Me?
That's you, mate.
Are you voting for me?
I am indeed.
Oh, my giddy ass.
I'm gutted.
I just, yeah, I was driving along and I felt like I was rocking more out with Clint than I was with, oh, forgot your name.
Bree.
Insult it.
Jeez, you couldn't roast me anymore, Jessa.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, Jessa.
I really appreciate it.
It's only one vote, Bree.
It's the very beginning of this. It's only one vote, Brie. It's the very beginning of this.
It's only one vote.
We've actually just dropped a vote,
so we need to get one of those back
if someone else wants to call in on 0800-DIAL-ZM.
Ashley's here.
Hi, Ash.
Hi.
What are your thoughts this week, Ash?
Who did the better, Rita Ora?
I reckon Brie.
Thank you, Ash.
I appreciate it.
I needed a confidence boost
After Jess had forgot my name
My kids are in the car
And we were rocking to it
Okay
There you go
I love it Ash
Thank you
Scores are level
Let's go to our third vote
Gabby is on 0800Diles.im
Hi Gabby
G'day Gabby
How are you doing?
We're good
What are your thoughts?
You got any constructive criticism
For us in Fridayoke this week?
You know, I really don't know who necessarily was better or worse, to be honest.
They were both quite outstanding.
Oh, yes, Gabby.
I got to give it to Clint, though, because that rap, that was pretty on.
You know, I kind of had to sing along to your bit.
You reckon I got Iggy Azalea bars?
It was, I mean, like the New Zealand version without the accent.
Yeah.
Okay, thanks, Gabby.
I appreciate it.
Thanks, Gabs.
2-1.
You need this one, Bree.
You've got to get this one to stay in the game.
Let's go to Katie.
All right.
Hi, Katie.
Hi, Katie.
Hi, how are you?
We're good.
Are you going to keep the competition alive
or are you going to shut this thing down?
I have to go with Brie because I loved her version
with her grunt and her voice,
and I think she sounded quite good.
Oh, thanks, Katie.
You've kept me alive in this game.
I appreciate it.
Did you mean to put a grunt in your voice, Brie?
No, I didn't. That just
comes naturally, apparently. You're just a bit
of a grunter.
I am a grunter. I've been told that.
You're a big grunter. We're going to a decider.
Enart. Is that how
we say your name, Enart?
Ornart. Ornart.
Ornart. How are you, mate?
Yeah, just good. Pretty good, actually.
Pretty good. Okay. You sound relaxed for a Friday. Yeah, just good. Pretty good, actually. Pretty good, okay.
You sound relaxed for a Friday.
Yeah, just finished mine.
Pretty tired, actually.
You sound pretty tired.
All the power is yours on Art.
Who do you think did the better
Rita Ora this week,
and who is the winner of Friday OK?
Well, don't quote me on this,
but three was outstanding.
But I have to give it to you, Clint, because you were good.
And it's not about how good you were.
It's about how good you gave it a go, you know?
I'm not 100% sure I understand, but I'm going to take the victory.
Thank you. There it victory. Thank you.
There it is.
Thank you, On Art.
Remember that, Brie. Thanks, On Art.
It's not about how good you are.
It's about how good you are at giving it a go.
Yeah, and that's why, you know, we have participation awards,
which is what you and I would get in every karaoke competition.
I do get what On Art was saying, and I appreciate the sentiment.
There you go.
The winner, it's a very unexpected victory for me in Friday-oke this week.
Did not know that I had Rita Ora or Iggy Azalea inside of me.
Bree and Clint.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Cheers to JB Hi-Fi.
Cool products at awesome prices for their 15th birthday.
That's right.
It's their birthday.
They've got all the gifts in store.
And if you win Birthday Banger today, you walk away with a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher.
That's right.
Call up, tell us your birthday, and we figure out what was number one on your 16th,
and then we'll pick our favourite one to play.
AJ's here playing Birthday banger for his girlfriend.
G'day, mate.
G'day, mate.
How are you?
You well?
As soon as I see that name AJ come up, I know exactly who it is.
G'day, mate.
It's our seven-foot-tall friend, AJ.
What's your girlfriend's name, AJ?
Leticia.
Leticia.
Okay, and what's your girl?
AJ, how long have you been dating her for?
Three to four months.
Okay.
Oh, cute, AJ.
Congratulations.
Because you were one of the people that came to our pheromone party.
Yeah, yeah.
Obviously, it all worked out.
Didn't find love there, But he has eventually found somebody
Which is great
AJ what is Leticia's birthday
It's the 24th of July
1997
Alright AJ that means
She was 16 in 2013
And on the 24th of July
In 2013
This would have been number one.
Oh, look at that.
Banger!
I think she's pretty damn stoked with that. Yeah, I reckon.
That's a good one.
I love that. That's the first song where
Miley went a bit weird, you know, a bit
different from the other stuff she was doing. I really
liked it. Yeah, it's nice.
It's different.
It's unusual.
Let's go to Sonia.
Kia ora, Sonia.
Hi, Sonia.
Kia ora.
How are you all?
How are you going?
Happy Friday, Sonia.
Thank you.
How's your week been, Sonia?
It's not too bad.
A little bit of a flu, but I think everybody's got a little bit of touch of something this
winter.
But getting good, getting good.
Getting good, okay.
We like that, Sonia.
What's your birthday?
25th of January, 1967.
Bit of an oldie.
Right, that means you were 16 in 1983, Sonia.
And let me take you back to your 16th birthday
because this would have been number one.
This song's made a huge comeback, Sonia.
You get the original from Men at Work
Down Under. Do you love it?
The best. The best. The original.
I love it.
She just smiled and made me a Vegemite sandwich.
Ned is here for the last birthday banger of the day.
Hi, Ned.
G'day, Ned.
How are you, Ned?
I'm good.
Oh, good to hear.
Have you got plans for the weekend, Ned?
Not really.
Just relaxing and chilling out.
Oh, nice. Well, let's see if we can get you to
JB Hi-Fi with a voucher. What's your birthday? The 28th of the 4th of 1991. All right, that means
you were 16 in 2007. And on that day in 2007, this had a number one hit.
Banger.
What a tune.
You like it, Neds?
Yeah, I love it.
Yeah, that's your birthday banger from Avril Lavigne
and Girlfriends.
Okay, wait there.
We've got to decide
between Miley,
Men at Work
and Avril.
I do genuinely like them all but I'm voting for Miley Cyrus.
I'm voting for girlfriend Avril.
Are you?
Oh, I thought we would be in sync.
No worries.
Let's go to a split vote.
We're going to give it to producer Ella, who yesterday had never even heard the pink song
that won Birthday Banger.
No.
So have you heard all three of these songs?
Yeah, I have.
They're good.
So you can make an educated decision.
What's the winner of Birthday Banger today?
I'm tossing up between We Can't Stop, Miley Cyrus or Girlfriend Avril.
I'm going to say Miley because I love her.
She's my girl.
That's the winner?
Miley Cyrus, We Can't Stop.
AJ, you and Letitia have just won Birthday Banger.
Congratulations.
Beautiful.
Thank you, guys.
And a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher.
Does she get that or do you get that?
She gets that.
I heard her in the background.
All right, Brian scream, I know.
Red cousins, slutty bodies everywhere.
Hands in the air like we don't care.
Cause we came to have so much fun now.
Got somebody here, might get some now.
Bree and Clint.
Zed and Bree and Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger for AJ and Letitia.
Miley, We Can't Stop.
That song is 10 years old next year.
Wow.
That's ridiculous.
How old's this song?
This song is 15 years old.
2007. Is that 15 years old. 2007.
Is that 15?
Jeez.
Yeah, it's 15 years old right now.
Yeah.
That is wild.
Brie and Clint.
I thought I'd test the ladies on our show.
So producer Claude, producer Ella and myself with this list that I saw.
And it was apparently items that us ladies have kept in our bras
at one point or another.
Well, are you assuming that Claude and Ella are bra wearers?
Have you just assumed that?
Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, you're right.
I have assumed.
Ladies, do you wear bras?
Do I have to say?
She's mysterious.
Just jokes.
I wear a bra.
Yeah, I do.
Okay, great.
We all wear bras.
Let's go through this list and test it out.
This is what they're saying,
that we all have kept in our bras at one point or another.
The first one on the list, undies.
What?
Huh?
It says here, going on a date,
unsure where you'll be waking up the next day.
A spare pair of undies is always a must,
and to avoid them falling out of your handbag,
you keep them in your bra.
Put them in your handbag, you weirdo.
Just find a pocket in your bag.
Brie, can you relate to this one?
No, never have I kept a pair of underwear in my bra.
Nah, weird.
Give us another one.
I quite like this one.
I'm going to go out there and say that I haven't done this,
but I think it's quite smart.
It says bottle tops.
What are they?
Bottle caps, bottle tops. That would hurt. I keep them's quite smart. It says bottle tops. What are they? Why? Bottle caps, bottle tops.
That would hurt.
I keep them in my pocket.
Why do you keep them at all?
Because they're fun to play with.
No, it says here,
crucial for keeping track of how many drinks you've had.
No.
No, no, no.
So you go to the toilets, take your bra off,
and count your bottle caps.
Count the imprints of the bottle caps on your boobies
to figure out how many drinks you've had.
They also make really good nipple covers.
Well, no one's done that one.
No, not that one.
Okay, what about this one, guys?
Pads or tampons?
I've definitely done this.
I think I have just for like a minute, not
like as a permanent storage space.
I've definitely kept
a tampon in my bra. It's a good spot
for it. Okay, you got one. Yep.
Okay, there's one.
It says here, chewing gum or
lollies? Sticky.
Oh, yep. My nan used to keep
Macintosh lollies in her bosom.
Did she? Did you go hunting in there for some every now and then?
No, but she'd take them out for us and they'd be nice and warm.
Oh, no.
And soft.
Side note, do you think grandma's mints,
every time a grandma would give you mints, they're always warm?
Yeah, because they've been in her buzzy.
All right.
Yep.
All right, give us some rapid fires.
Are we going to go through all 14?
Okay.
No, we're just going to go. Okay, let's do rapid fire.
What about car keys?
I've definitely done this.
Ouch, no.
Two yeses, one no.
Okay, what about bank cards?
Yep.
Yeah, 100%.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I guess so.
Better than carrying a wallet on a night out.
Three yeses.
Yeah.
What about some cash, money, money?
Yep.
Definitely have.
How'd that get in there?
Someone tuck it in while you were doing a dance?
It was my old
job.
What about lipstick or other
beauty supplies?
Probably. Nah.
I don't think so. It gets too sweaty.
Yeah, I don't know. You'll melt your lippy with your
warm buzzies.
Stop saying warm buzzies.
Go in the corner.
What about your phone?
Don't banish me.
Don't banish me from the bosom chat, okay?
This is an inclusive conversation about boobies.
I have every right to be here.
You're making it weird.
How would you like it, Clint,
if we were talking about your testes
and I would call them your little tizzies?
Well, we actually had more time
to talk about my testes on this show.
Well, we talked about them for about five
weeks when you had your bloody vasectomy,
didn't we?
We talked bloody nothing about your testes.
Point taken. Okay.
Last one on the list, it says
wine. What?
And then I went, what are you
talking about? And get this, ladies,
you're going to love this.
Apparently someone has invented a bra that can store liquor.
Genius.
Sign me up.
Can I get you a drink?
Yeah, you got any warm, buzzy wine that I could have?
Top.
Yeah, come and have a suck of my buzzy juice.
Hi.
Bree and Clint. That's the new Ed Sheeran song that he's done for the new Pokemon game.
It is called Celestial, and that is the end of the show.
New Pokemon game?
Yeah, there's two new Pokemon games coming out.
What are they?
I'm so keen to hear about this.
They're like Pokemon, like crimson and Pokemon.
They're colours.
You know how they're always a colour?
Yeah.
It's got two colours on it.
Ed Sheeran's on the theme song.
I don't play Pokemon, mate.
Don't ask me too many questions about something that's not my expert subject.
I was just trying to sound knowledgeable by saying that it was the Pokemon song.
Okay?
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
They should get Ed Sheeran to sing the original Pokemon
song. That would be so
dope. I wanna be the very
best like no one
ever was. They should get Ed Sheeran to play
Charmander on the
Pokemon movie.
Oh, is it because Charmander's
got red hair just like
Ed Sheeran? Is that the joke you were making?
Oh, no, I didn't think about that, but that's actually a really good idea, yeah.
You do know more about Pokemon.
Have a great weekend, everybody.
We'll catch you back next week.
Bree's going to have a week off next week.
She's going to focus on her secret project that she's doing,
and she'll be back Monday week.
So we'll see you then, Bree.
We'll see you then, guys.
Don't miss me too much.
Love you all.
Bye.
Bye. Bye.