ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th October 2024

Episode Date: October 7, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:41 From the ZM Studios In Auckland, New Zealand, it's Brie and Clint. G'day everybody, Brie and Clint. Heavy Monday afternoon. I'm still loving that opener, eh? It's good, eh? Really puts a pep in my step, especially on a Monday. Did you stay up to watch the NRL grand final last night?
Starting point is 00:01:06 Sure bloody did. Some of the best NRL I have watched, including Origin, in a long time. Really? Even though you didn't care about either of the teams? No, I didn't, but I love rugby league, so of course I'm going to watch the final. Yeah. You know, I support the game the whole season. I'm going to watch the final, even though, to be honest,
Starting point is 00:01:27 neither team appealed to me. The Panthers, yeah, we've seen them win. They've won three times in the last however long, and they won again. And the Storm, no one likes the Storm. No one likes the Storm. Except for Nixon from MyFM. Yeah, well, Nixon, time to get a new teammate.
Starting point is 00:01:44 I went to a Warriors game with Nixon to watch the Storm play. The Storm? And obviously I wore my Warriors gear to go to the game. He wore his Storm gear. He didn't tell me that he got tickets, friends and family tickets from one of the players. So we were sitting amongst all the family members of the Storm players and I'm there cheering on the Warriors.
Starting point is 00:02:02 He didn't even tell me. Yeah. That's a bit rude to be in their zone. That's a boss man move by Nixon. That's boss man. Today on the show, we're going to kick straight into a round of tradie versus lady where this is exciting.
Starting point is 00:02:15 There's only one point in this. This is tighter than a sparrow's fart right now. The tradies... A sparrow's fart sounds like this. Yeah, exactly. That's tight. The tradies could go level withows fart sounds like this. Yeah, exactly. That's tight. The tradies could go level with a win today. They could go 85 all.
Starting point is 00:02:29 They sure could. But who's it going to be? If you want to play, you've got to call through now. 0800 DIAL ZM. It's tighter than a nun's wallet. I don't spend any money. I don't spend any money. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:02:45 It's tradie versus ladies. Three, two, one, let's go. All right, here we go. The tradies and the ladies. Could the tradies finally even up the scores today? There's potential of it happening. They're on 84 wins for the year. The ladies, they're on 85.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Our lady's calling from Dunedin. Whit Dunedin, she's 32 and she once left hospital to see Eminem. Welcome to the show, Carissa. Hi Carissa. Thank you. What were you in hospital for when you left to go see Eminem? Yeah, how serious? My peanuts. Kind of serious? Had they already been taken out? Yep Okay
Starting point is 00:03:27 Were you ready to leave hospital or What was that, sorry? Nah, it's all good I'm sure you were in control You're taking on our tradie today From Tauranga They're 35 and they've got 3 kids In the back of the car
Starting point is 00:03:40 School holidays, eh? Welcome to the show, Fred Hi, Fred Hello Hi, kids Can they hear us? to the show, Fred. Hi, Fred. Hello. Hi, kids. Can they hear us? Yeah. Oh, he wasn't lying.
Starting point is 00:03:49 There's the kids. All right. Fred, you're going to be on the tradie buzzer. Carissa, you're going to be on lady. Fred, no pressure, but if you win this, you will tie it up for the tradies for the first time this year, okay? Okay. Here we go, guys.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Good luck to everyone. Question number one. 50 Cent is producing a tell-all Netflix doco about which disgraced rapper and music mogul? Freddie. Fred. Lady. P. Diddy.
Starting point is 00:04:17 It is, of course, P. Diddy. That is going to be a doco to watch. Okay, one to the tradies. Question number two. The NRL grand final went down last night in Sydney. Name one of the teams who competed. Ladies. Carissa's in.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Roosters? Ooh. No. Fred, you want to guess? Uh-huh. Um. Nah. Broncos? Worth a try.
Starting point is 00:04:52 It was either the Panthers or the Storm were the two teams we would have accepted. Question number three, no points there. This artist played in Auckland over the weekend. Who is it? Navy. Carissa's in. Neo. Nice, Carissa. She comes back. Nice, Carissa.
Starting point is 00:05:07 She comes back with a one too. We're up to question number four. What flavour is a classic popsicle in the blue wrapper? Yes, Carissa. Lemonade. Lemonade. Nice work. Well done.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. How many legs does a lobster have? Is it six, eight or ten? Three. Carissa? Eight. You think it was, but no, Fred? Ten.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Ten's correct. It is ten, which means we're all tied up. Here comes the last question. What is the largest state in America? Is it California, Texas or Alaska? Lady. Carissa just got in. Alaska.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Alaska's correct. She's got it. That's a lady victory. She's a lady. What a game. She's a lady. Carissa. That was a tight one. That was really tight.
Starting point is 00:06:06 That was tight. The ladies just will not lie down and give up that lead. Congrats, Carissa. We've got 50 bucks cash coming your way. Thank you. Well done, Carissa. Come from behind victory. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:06:17 This is unfortunate, but for the biggest, the number one show for maritime and aviation news, this is basically Christmas, this news. And it is maritime news. I think I know the story you're talking about because it's everywhere today. It's everywhere. And it is a disaster. Okay, it is a disaster.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Let's say that first. But everybody's okay. That's the main thing. Everybody's okay. Everyone is safe. No one's been killed or hurt. And that's the main thing. Over the weekend, the HMNZS
Starting point is 00:06:46 Manawanui, a whole ass New Zealand Navy ship hit a reef in Samoa, caught fire and sank. It's gone. It's underwater. It's gone. The whole boat is gone. No, not boat.
Starting point is 00:07:01 The whole ship is gone. There's photos of it on fire. There's photos of it on fire. There's photos of it on its side. And then there's photos of it going under the water. And then there's just photos of the water. Oh, 800,000M. How bad was your day at work? Right?
Starting point is 00:07:17 Everyone's okay. So we will continue to have a couple of sillies. But no, the ship is not okay. The ship is not okay. It's at the bottom of the ocean. The irony is the HMNZS Manawanui is a research vessel, and it was conducting a reef survey when it hit a reef and sank. Not to be too reductive,
Starting point is 00:07:38 but you'd think that if anyone should have known that the reef was there. It's the people conducting the research. It's the reef research vessel. Yeah, you'd think so. If anyone is well equipped, you'd think it would be them. If only we had a way of knowing that this damn reef was going to be here. Anyway, imagine being the person driving the ship.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Yeah, not ideal. When it crashed. We only got that ship in 2019. Oh, so it's pretty new. It's brand new as far as Navy ships go. Vessels go. It cost New Zealand $100 million. Yeah, that's an expensive ship.
Starting point is 00:08:19 The cost to replace the ship. How much? Because everything's gone up since 2019. Yeah, of course. The cost to replace the ship How much? Because everything's gone up since 2019. Yeah, of course. The cost to replace the ship is $130 million. Wow. God, it's gone up that much?
Starting point is 00:08:33 Yeah. Boats are so damn expensive. Boats are so damn expensive. I really don't get it, eh? Even this one, we bought secondhand. Was that secondhand? Secondhand boat, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:42 $100 million. Yeah, secondhand boat. Boats are so damn expensive. Yeah, I know. Especially when you crash them. Yeah. So are they going to buy a new one? What are they going to do?
Starting point is 00:08:53 No word yet. Or are they just, you know, is the reef research just going to go out the window now? Because clearly there's more that needs to be done. That's a really good point. You know? Now is not the time to stop researching reefs. It's really not. That's haking our ships.
Starting point is 00:09:09 These reefs must be stopped. Isn't it wild to think that... We must deploy all of our armed forces, not just the Navy, to destroy these reefs. We need all hands on deck, literally. The boat deck. Yeah, I don't know. Isn't it crazy to think that, you know,
Starting point is 00:09:28 this happens, like, still happens. With all the technology out there, ships still sink. And these accidents still happen? Yeah, totally. It's quite crazy. Yeah, and I guess that's the reality of being
Starting point is 00:09:43 in the Navy. You don't think about that as someone, as us landlubbers, we don't think about that. But it is the reality for people out there on the sea, isn't it? It's terrifying to me. Same with being in the air. Yeah, same with being in the air. There's nothing holding you up there, especially if you're in the air in a New Zealand Defence Force plane.
Starting point is 00:10:00 I mean, their main problem is they can't get up in the air most of the time, our plane. Which is probably safer for everyone. But once you are up there, it's very little stopping you from coming back down. Yeah. That's the thing. We thought we'd ask this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM. Did you total the work car or the work vehicle?
Starting point is 00:10:18 The work vehicle. Or the work boat? The work vessel. Did you write off the company vehicle like the HMNZS Manawanui? How did you do it? How did you do it? And did you keep your job? Did you keep your job?
Starting point is 00:10:31 What was the value of the vehicle? Was it your fault? We'd love to know. When I was a Thunder driver in the early stages of my career, this new girl started and we had the whole fleet of Thunder drivers out. So there was like five cars out and it was this girl's first day. And at the end of a shift, you always have to fuel the car back up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:52 And I get this call from this new girl and she said, oh, I was just checking that the car's diesel. And I said, oh, great. Good on you for calling to check. It's definitely not diesel. It's unleaded. And she goes, and what would happen if I put diesel in it? And I said, I hope you haven't turned it on.
Starting point is 00:11:14 And she goes, what would happen if I drove it back to work? Oh, shit. Yeah, that car was stuffed. The black thunder would be the blowing black smoke thunder. Oh, yep. Did you write off the work vehicle? Oh, $800. Text 9696.
Starting point is 00:11:28 We can, I mean, if you still work there, we can keep you anonymous. Yeah, you can stay anonymous. Own it. You did it. Own it. It's not your car. Captain of the ship's like, not my ship. No, I'm not paying for this.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Not my ship. Bree and Clint. $100 million research vessel that's only five years old. It's only in its fifth year and it's gone. It's not like they pranged it. It's underwater. A big mistake. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Like, it's a big work mistake. I wonder what the repercussions are, what actually happened. Ridden warning? Surely ridden... What's this verbal? Depends on what one it is, eh? Depends how many Navy vessels you've sunk previously. Might be first, second, and third warning all in one.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Oh, right. Okay, so you jump straight to the next Navy vessel that you sink. Gone. I don't know if you get two. Pack up your oars and get out of here. You only get one freebie. And then if it happens again. Someone texted and said it's not looking promising
Starting point is 00:12:25 for Team New Zealand in the America's Cup. All these other boat issues that we've been having. Of course, we can't even get our bloody ferries to cross the Cook Strait at the moment. You know, we don't even have boats. What is wrong with us? We are surrounded. We are surrounded by water.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Okay. Yeah, that's the last thing we want to total. Boats should be our thing. So we want to know when did you prang the work car? When did you ride off the work vehicle? Gemma's here. Hi, Gem. Hi, that's the last thing we want to total. Boats should be our thing. So we want to know when did you prang the work car? When did you ride off the work vehicle? Gemma's here. Hi, Gem. Hi, Gem.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Hi, team. How are you going? Good, thanks. We heard you may have had a bit of a prang in a work car, Gemma. Yeah, this was a long time ago. Back in the olden days, I was at teacher's college and I was driving a pizza car for some money on the side. Okay, yeah. In the metropolis of Goa. I was at Teachers College and I was driving a pizza car for some money on the side. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Yeah. In the metropolis of Goa. And, yeah, just hooning around way too fast in this tiny little tin can car. Yeah. You rode off the pizza car. Yeah, the pizza car got ripped off. I still to this day maintain it wasn't really my fault, but the insurance company said it was.
Starting point is 00:13:26 It was your fault, wasn't it, Jim? Insurance companies are different. What time of day was it? Tea time, I guess, yeah. Tea time, that makes sense. Turn around, yeah. Were you doing skids, Gemma? Oh, we used to have a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:13:40 I could tell in Gemma's voice that she knew she was being naughty and unfortunately the car came off second best. Is that right Gemma? Yeah, we were just hurrying. We were hurrying. Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, more importantly, how was the pizza? I think it was
Starting point is 00:13:59 definitely on my way back so there was no pizza. Oh, okay, phew. That was a bonus but the worst part was like it just it didn't really drive very well back to the
Starting point is 00:14:09 I sort of limped it back to the shop which I don't yeah you probably you probably bent the axle Gemma maybe
Starting point is 00:14:16 but I think it was rough enough because it was tiny and old and like not super valuable whatever Gemma wants to tell herself
Starting point is 00:14:22 you were at teachers college you weren't training to be a driving instructor were were you, Gemma? No, that's right. I was just a pizza delivery person. Yeah, I mean, yeah, not a big deal. Someone said, my hubby's car got written off the day before he was going to resign from his job.
Starting point is 00:14:36 He had to go into work without the car to tell them that he was leaving. Oh, no. That's the worst time. And obviously, you'll be returning the car. And you'll be like, yep, the car, that's. And obviously you'll be returning the car and you'll be like, yep, the car, that's definitely fine. I'll be bringing that back. Way to end on a good note.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Yeah. Oh, my God, is that this person here? Hi, Jane. Yes, that's me. Was that your partner? It was, yeah. What did they say, Jane, when they found out he'd written the car off? Well, I mean, I don't know that I could really say too much.
Starting point is 00:15:05 It actually wasn't him. It's a bit of a story, but it's quite a good story. We basically were out the night before he was going to resign having a drink at the local country pub out in the beer garden, and we heard all the screaming in the bar, and then we heard this almighty bash out on the road, and we thought, what's going on? So we went out the front, and what had happened is that a woman had cut a man off further down south and
Starting point is 00:15:30 he'd got so angry he had road rage chased her for like about 15 kilometers and she was in such a panic that she came flying up to the pub up to the front door got out of her car and ran and screaming into the pub and then he was behind her in a van and he took the corner outside the pub really badly and he swung past and took out the side of my hubby's car that was parked outside the pub. No! At least that's what you told your husband's employer
Starting point is 00:15:56 when he resigned, right Jane? Yeah, we had to explain why. You've got the story down pat, Jane. So my company car got ridden off at the pub, but it definitely wasn't your fault. Is that correct? No, we weren't even anywhere near it.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was nothing wrong with it, because we went out there, and it looked perfectly fine, but we went round the outside of the car, and it was totally, like, it had to be put on the back of a truck and taken.
Starting point is 00:16:20 It was so bad. Oh, no. I believed her just then. Yeah, same. She's practised the story a lot of times. Jane is that good. Yeah, you bad. Oh, no. I believed her just then. Yeah, same. She's practised the story a lot of times. Jane is that good. Yeah, you've nailed that, Jane. Yeah, practising it for years. If you need any, hey, Jane, if you need
Starting point is 00:16:32 any eyewitnesses, let Clint and I know because we do a pretty good eyewitness story, you know. Fabulous. That's good to know. The guy just came out of nowhere and he clipped this car from the top to the bottom and just, he got out and he was just in a rage.
Starting point is 00:16:48 We were drinking handles of Tui. Yeah. Weren't we? It was wild. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We knew we couldn't see him. He did a runner, but the police found him. I know, Jane.
Starting point is 00:16:55 We were there. We were there. How convenient. Couldn't tell you who did it. No idea. Free in Clint. Picture this. You go into a Salvation Army or a St Vincent de Paul's
Starting point is 00:17:06 or a Save Mart, whatever, and there on the shelf are all of your high school trophies, all of your sporting trophies, all of your speech and drama trophies, everything there for sale for like $5. And you can tell they're yours because your name is on them, every single one of them. There's a TikTok video of a guy in the States
Starting point is 00:17:27 who's gone into a Goodwill, which is the American equivalent of that. It's a second-hand store. And he has found somebody's travesty. He doesn't know the person, but he's put it on TikTok, and the way the internet works is people find the person. That's just how it works these days. Have a listen to this.
Starting point is 00:17:44 This is a message for Phoebe Kong. If you want all of your awards from all of your tennis, which you're an amazing tennis player apparently, I think your mom cleaned out your room and took all your trophies to the Goodwill. Oh, and you did softball. Oh, and your excellence in piano, babe. I think your mom just gave up all your trophies to the Goodwill. So if you want them back,
Starting point is 00:18:07 they're on the Goodwill in Beverly Boulevard in LA. It's so funny. I'd be so offended. Yeah. What's her name? Phoebe Kong. Phoebe Kong. If I was Phoebe, I'd be ropeable.
Starting point is 00:18:19 She's replied. She has. And you would think that she would be ropeable too. I find it weird that the store would put them out, the trophies, because surely they're worthless to everybody except. Oh, people love vintage stuff. People love vintage. I guess if you're doing like a set, like a.
Starting point is 00:18:36 You could just pull the plaque off and then put a new plaque on it. True, you could glue a new plaque over top. Recycle that trophy. You could sand off Phoebe's name, put your own name on there and be like, yeah, I was good at piano. I won it. I was mean at softball. Yes, that video has had over 8 million likes already.
Starting point is 00:18:53 That's crazy. And, of course, it has reached Phoebe. Hi, Phoebe Kong here, owner of the Goodwill Trophies. I am alive. I knew they were being donated. I cleaned out my childhood bedroom. I'm just surprised that Goodwill took them. Thanks am alive. I knew they were being donated. I cleaned up my childhood bedroom. I'm just surprised that Goodwill took them. Thanks for the love, everyone.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Mwah. Oh, so she knew. Okay, well, that's all right then. Her mum didn't take it particularly well, though. Really? And has hightailed it down to that Goodwill store and bought every single trophy back. But she's the one that got rid of them.
Starting point is 00:19:25 I know, but she's getting called out on the internet for bad mum award. Yeah, for bad mumming. They want to give her a trophy for worst mum award. So she's gone down there and purchased them all. The guy who made the original video, this is now obviously his content arc. He's living off this. He's like, nah,
Starting point is 00:19:42 I'm going to go and buy them. He went down to the Good Will store and he said, hey, I'm going to go and buy them. He went down to the Goodwill store. So mean. And he said, hey, I'm here to buy all of Phoebe's trophies. And they said, you're 30 minutes late. Someone just came in and bought the trophies. And it was the mum. It was the mum.
Starting point is 00:19:53 But he didn't know that until he saw on TikTok that it was the mum. Anyway, he went through the whole store and he found one trophy left. So he's got one. So he does have one. The guy who started this whole thing, he's got one of Phoebe's trophies. That's so funny. It's so good. The whole thing is great. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:20:08 It did make me think, because I don't have a lot of trophies from my childhood. I wasn't particularly sporty. I've got a lot of speech and drama certificates, but I've got all of those at my house. You've saved them. Mum gave them to me. She's like, yours now, yeet.
Starting point is 00:20:21 But I know that you have a lot of sports trophies that you didn't bring over from Australia with you. No, they were not high on my priority list. Even when I left home, I didn't take any of the trophies. I would go as far as saying, and I know this sounds like I'm big-noting myself, but this is just being honest,
Starting point is 00:20:38 there was an entire bookcase full of my trophies. Like an entire bookcase filled with just mine. I think there was a few of my trophies. Like an entire bookcase filled with- Just yours. Just mine. I mean, I think there was a few of my dad's and maybe one or two of my sisters and brothers, but the whole bookcase, and there was like 100 medals
Starting point is 00:20:55 and just like trophies, all different types from all different sports. You haven't lived at home for nearly 25 years now. Long time. Do you think, and your parents have moved house since then. Yeah, this is the thing that makes me nervous. Do you think your mum has kept
Starting point is 00:21:10 all of your sports trophies? Well, actually, before you tell me whether you think she has, do you believe that she should have kept all of your sports trophies? Well, I mean, you know, in fairness mum, no one else in the family was winning them, so, you know, you should have kept them.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Do you believe she still got them? Are they on display at your parents' house? No, they're not. They used to be. In the old house? Yeah, in the old house before they moved like four or five years ago. The bookcase was front and centre in the living room. The new house is bigger.
Starting point is 00:21:42 The new house is bigger. More room for them. The bookcase, I don't believe I've seen the bookcase. They built the living room. The new house is bigger. The new house is bigger. More room for them. The bookcase, I don't believe I've seen the bookcase. They built the house though. They could have put a custom bookcase in as the Brie Thomasale shrine. There's no shrine in there anymore.
Starting point is 00:21:55 And I don't know, I have not seen them. Stick with us because next we're going to get Brie's mum on the phone to conduct an investigation into the whereabouts of Bree's childhood sports trophies. I think that's smart. I think so.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Because as we have learnt on this show, my mother has lied to me. Remember my childhood dog that went to live with my nan for a bit and then all of a sudden changed gender? It's because it got hit by a car and then my mum replaced it. We found that out on this show. Let's be fair to your mother though. She has lied to us. She has often been
Starting point is 00:22:27 too honest with us too. Like remember when she told us where you were conceived? Don't bring up the hallway thing. The hallway, we're not talking about the hallway thing.
Starting point is 00:22:34 So what do you want? What do you want? Do you want lies or do you want the truth? I think a bit of both sometimes. A bit of both, a bit of balance. Alright.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Bree and Clint. We were just talking about the girl whose childhood trophies have been found at a second-hand store in America. Like, dozens of her trophies. All of them. Her softball trophies, her piano trophies, her tennis trophies.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Some random guys filmed them and were like, Phoebe, your mum yeeted all your shit into the bin. Turns out Phoebe's fine with it, but the mum is not fine with it. She's gone and bought all of the trophies back. She had mum guilt and went back and bought them all. I know that you have a lot of trophies from your childhood. Yeah, I used to be good at things. Or at least there are a lot of trophies from your childhood.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Well, there was. There was. There was. My parents moved from our childhood home, I want to say five years ago. And in the times that I have been there, I must say I have not seen... The trophies at MIA. The MIA. This afternoon, we're about to conduct an investigation into the whereabouts of Bree's childhood trophies.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Please welcome the defendant, Bree's mum, Mama Di. Good afternoon. Good evening, guys. How are you going? Good afternoon, Mrs Thomas-Sell. I am Constable Butt and this is my colleague, Constable Head. Brianna. You can call me Cunst Head for short.
Starting point is 00:24:00 I thought you were going to say butt and cheek. Hey, we'll ask the questions here. Hey, hey, hey. We'll ask the questions here. You shush. Oh, oh, okay. Die. I'm in trouble.
Starting point is 00:24:11 Do you know the whereabouts of Bree's childhood trophies? Absolutely I do. I mean, a guilty person would say that, wouldn't they? Are those trophies still located on the Thomas L compound? Yes, they are located somewhere in the vicinity. Okay. That's vague. That's vague if you've ever heard that.
Starting point is 00:24:36 That is quite vague. And what say you to the fact that in the five years that I have visited this new vicinity, I've never seen, heard or smelt one of the trophies. Well, I mean, we ended up kind of putting them into multiple containers. Yeah. And then we kind of... Scattering the evidence, I see.
Starting point is 00:25:00 No, I kept the major ones, which I mean was I don't know how many, and you know, that had the most significant, I suppose. Two questions, two questions, two questions. Where are the major ones? The major ones are in the laundry in a container. Where are the minor ones? They're in a 44-gallon drum up in the shed. Okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:25:28 So you still have a... No, no, a couple. God, it sounds like we're talking about you getting rid of dead bodies. Have you offloaded any of Bree's childhood trophies? Well, to be honest with you, some of the ones that were broken, they went, but I've more or less kept most of them.
Starting point is 00:25:47 How many were broken? Did any of them get broken when they were loaded into a 44-gallon drum? Well, they've got, you know, like bubble wrap between them and stuff like that. How many trophies of mine do you reckon you still have in your position?
Starting point is 00:26:05 I reckon, Brianna, I would have probably 300. 300? Are you including the medals? 300? Yeah, that's not including the minor ones. Di, look, Di, Di, we want to believe you. I was pretty good. As law enforcement professionals, we want to believe you.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Unfortunately for you, we're not there to corroborate your story, so we will require evidence. Talk is cheap, as we say on the beat, Clint. You have until the end of this afternoon's Bree and Clint show to send us a selfie with one, at least one, of Bree's childhood trophies. Are you up for the task? Okay. You know what I'll do?
Starting point is 00:26:48 Yeah. I will actually send a photo of the container. That's if I can lift it down. You need to be in the photo. Yeah, you need to be in the photo. You need to be in the photo for proof. Preferably holding a copy of today's newspaper. I like this.
Starting point is 00:27:04 We've got her in a corner. She's said her story and now we just hit her. We just keep driving it home. We keep driving it home and now we want the evidence. Di, we will speak to you later on this afternoon. But for now, please take your camera and find those trophies. Oh, I'm sweating. And that woman that got rid of all her children's trophies,
Starting point is 00:27:27 she should be charged. Hey, hey. Hey, hey, people in glass houses, Di. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And don't tell us how to do our job. We won't tell you how to do yours, all right? Oi, oi, oi. That's the defendant, Mama Di.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Let's see those trophies, all right? Send through those photos. Will she get us the selfie before the end of the show? Only time will tell., Mama Di. Let's see those trophies, all right? Send through those photos. Will she get us the selfie before the end of the show? Only time will tell. Thanks, Di. Talk to you soon. Thanks, guys. Love you heaps.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Love you heaps. I mean, back to the cells. No, we do love you, though. Love you, bye. Bree and Clint. This is very exciting, Bree. You were away when we debuted Ella's new game
Starting point is 00:28:07 last week yes it was a success and believe it or not it's back for round two great then I get to experience it Ella's very excited
Starting point is 00:28:16 about this I'm excited and nervous it's a dream come true right yeah if you behind the scenes here Ella's been what
Starting point is 00:28:22 working on the Bree and Clint show for how long two and a half years. It always goes up when I ask her. At first it was like, oh, it's about two years. So two years, just over two years now. Two and a half. Well, it's not going to go down, is it?
Starting point is 00:28:35 No, but I asked her last week. Oh, I see what you mean. I asked her last week. Anyway. Every week she tells me she's been here a week longer. Her dream has been to get a game on the Brian Clint Show and she's been pitching games for two and a half years. It's a good game.
Starting point is 00:28:49 And this might finally be the game. Finally. We've got a fancy new opener. We do, don't we? We've got a fancy new opener. We've got a fancy new opener. We do. So tell us what you need now and we'll go to a song
Starting point is 00:28:59 and we'll come back and we'll play the second round of your game. Okay, so the game is called How Many? I need one caller. If any. Yeah, sure. I need one caller and then we'll play the second round of your game. Okay, so the game is called How Many? I need one caller. If any. Yeah, sure. I need one caller and then we'll play the game. Basically, I'm going to give you a topic. This caller to win needs to have the most items of that topic I give. The most
Starting point is 00:29:16 wins. The most out of us. I'll explain it. Okay. Just call. Okay, call us. Just call. Just one person who wants to play. We're teething. It's fine. We're looking at the kinks. Yeah, 0800. Okay, call us. Just call. Just one person who wants to play. Give us a call. We're teething. It's fine. Yeah, we're looking at the kinks. 0800. Yeah, 0800.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Dials with him. Dials with him. We need someone to play Ella's new game, if you dare. Bree and Clint. Welcome along to the second ever round of How Many? How Many? How Many? How Many?
Starting point is 00:29:39 How Many? That's a good amount. That's a fancy intro to Ella's brand new game that she invented. Fresh new opener. It's real. Yes, so the game's called How Many? The game is, we have a caller up. For them to win, they have to have the most items of today's topic.
Starting point is 00:29:59 Yeah. Out of their chosen competitor, Brie, Clint or Claudia. They only have to have more than one of us and they get to choose which one of us that is. So they get to choose who to go up against. I'll give you the rundown. To have the most items within today's topic is how to win. When I provide the topic, I need the caller to reveal
Starting point is 00:30:16 how many items of that topic they have. In the meantime, everyone here is also figuring that out and writing that down. We don't know the topic yet. No, no one knows. And so we're going to go to Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi. Hello. How much money is in your bank account? And which one of us do you think you've got more than? Okay, Amy, today the topic is how many photos do you have in your camera roll? So go have a little look, everyone else's as well.
Starting point is 00:30:52 And when you're ready, you can tell us how many you have. In my camera roll, I have 13,987. Oh, that's pretty good. That's a lot. The aim of the game is to have the most. The most. And that's pretty high. Amy, your challenge now is to pick either me, Brie, or Claudia
Starting point is 00:31:16 as the person you're going to go up against. So you need to be trying to think of the person that you believe has the least photos in their camera roll. Okay. I feel like it's not Brie because she has dogs. Accurate. And we all know how many people, how many photos people take. You're a smart woman, Amy.
Starting point is 00:31:38 I feel like I want to go with Clint. Clint? Your logic with Brie is sound. I'll remind you, Amy, that I have a cat and two kids. Yeah, see, I've got two kids and a dog as well. But I feel like you wouldn't take as many as that. Okay. And Claude goes to concerts a lot. And you know when you go to concerts, you're spamming.
Starting point is 00:31:57 She's got a dog though and a cat. She does have a dog. No kids though. Yeah. No kids. And she's a bit younger than Clint, so I feel like she would pay more. Okay, so who are we locking in? All right, Amy, go for the boring old guy who doesn't know how to work the camera roll.
Starting point is 00:32:13 You want to lock me in, Amy? You want to go head-to-head with me? You want to take me on? I do, I do. All right, well, before we get to Clint, we need to see if you've made the right decision with Bree and... I don't know how to check. Yeah, you've been quite quiet. I've been trying to...
Starting point is 00:32:28 I'll be trying to... Oh, my goodness. I've been trying to figure out how. Darling. Claudia, what's your number? Okay, I have, in my camera roll, 8,322. You would have won if you chose Claudia, Amy. Oh, you would have won.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Do you know how, Ella? This is... You've got the new update, eh? Yeah. I don't know how to check. This is crazy. I've got like 7,000 videos. We're bringing in external support right now. Paul, do you know how to check? What the heck?
Starting point is 00:32:55 I don't have the new update. Don't look at the locked folder. It's because you're still syncing. Oh. What does that mean? I don't know. Girl. I do know you had a lot of videos on there.
Starting point is 00:33:11 7,000 videos. Then there was 1,000 selfies. No, there wasn't. I don't take that many selfies. God, expose me. You know what? Let's write her off. It doesn't matter because she didn't choose you. So we'll shut yours down now.
Starting point is 00:33:31 All that matters, Amy, is whether you have more photos in your camera roll than me. Yeah. Here we go. He's smiling. That moustache is smiling. Amy, I can reveal. Your number was 13,000 plus. I can reveal. I have 11,988
Starting point is 00:33:45 photos in my camera roll. She did it. You picked correct. Well done, Amy. We've got KFC Chicken Dollars coming your way. Amy, congratulations. Yay, thank you. Maybe sync some of those photos to the cloud. You know, maybe
Starting point is 00:34:00 downsize that album a little bit, go through, get rid of some screenshots. USB stick. Yeah, I probably should. Yeah. I have no idea. This is a new phone, too. Yeah, that's confusing. He stopped me.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Bree bought a terabyte phone, so she didn't have to deal with the photos on her phone. And now it's not syncing. Shut up, you guys. Shut up. Bree and Clint, next on the the show PJ is joining us on the show oh you got your number
Starting point is 00:34:27 I found it I found it I found it okay better late than never um 13,382 what was your number Amy
Starting point is 00:34:37 13,982 you still want to win you still want to win just okay there you go that's how many baby that's how many baby it'll be back it's how many, baby. That's how many, baby. We'll be back.
Starting point is 00:34:46 It's how many Mondays we've decided. Bree and Clint. A lot of things sound better, I feel, in a British accent. You know, there's something about it that just adds a level of class or intelligence or just depth to some things, some British accents. I think most of them. Yeah. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:05 It just makes them a bit more interesting, right? Yeah, they say things in fun ways. Especially when it comes to insults. And I think I've figured out through this meme that I saw why that is. They wrote, British insults are so funny. Literally, just stick the words you absolute in front of any noun and you have yourself a top tier British insult. Yeah, they do put absolute in front of everything, eh?
Starting point is 00:35:30 I thought we could test it out this afternoon. Okay. And just do that. You put you absolute in front of any noun, any item that you can think of and see if it comes off as a good insult. For example, I could look at you and I could say, you absolute toaster.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Yeah, it works. It works, doesn't it? Yeah. You absolute chest freezer. I kind of take that one as a compliment. I do love a chest freezer. Things in the room, you go, oh, you absolute laptop. I reckon even more when you put the English flavour on it.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Oh, yeah, okay. And I'd be like, you absolute stapler. Works. Yes, producer Ella, did you have something you want to add? You guys stink like a river. No? You don't get these things, do you? Come on, like, get hold of it.
Starting point is 00:36:24 You have to say absolute first. Oh, free. You stink like an absolute river. No. What the heck? You absolute two-piece feed. What the heck? Ella, you absolute chicken breast.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Thank you. You look like an absolute chicken breast. No. What are some actual English insults? They always say, you absolute plonker. Yeah, exactly. That's a good one from the English. What else do they say?
Starting point is 00:36:56 You absolute light bulb. You absolute light bulb. They all work. You can go with anything. You absolute Honda Jazz. You absolute git. Okay, no, no. She's got one.
Starting point is 00:37:07 She's got one. Oh, here we go. She's got one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you're ready. Claudia says no. You can't say any of the words. No, no.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Leave her. Leave her. Leave her. I think it's cancelled. Okay. Ella. You such a slag. No.
Starting point is 00:37:19 Okay. They do say that in the UK. They do say that, but that's not what we're talking about, Ella. I don't do nouns! I was never good at school. Do you know what? You guys continue to do it. Hey, Ella, you absolute minger.
Starting point is 00:37:30 You pinger. You twat. You absolute mug. You absolute computer mouse. You absolute scrubber. You absolute whiteboard marker. You absolute bucket hat. You absolute dickhead. You look like a marker. You absolute bucket hat. You absolute dickhead.
Starting point is 00:37:47 You look like a potato. All right. Bree and Clint. A story about a woman from Florida is going viral around the world at the moment after she was about to get married to her boyfriend, her fiancé, that she'd been dating, I believe, for about five years. Okay. So they'd been together for a while.
Starting point is 00:38:06 It was three weeks until the wedding was meant to go ahead. And she pulls out. Oh. Pulls out from the wedding. Yeah. Doesn't really say why, but turns out six months later, she's getting married to her maid of honour. Whoa, plot twist.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Major plot twist. And to turn around and be engaged to be married within six months? Yeah. Jeez. I mean, I know the cliche is that lesbians, the relationship moves fast, but... U-Haul. That's fast. Yeah, that's where the U-Haul lesbian term comes from, eh?
Starting point is 00:38:42 Yeah, U-Haul lesbian, they move in with each other after two weeks and then engaged after four and then married after six weeks. The joke is they rent a U-Haul van on the third date, right? Yes. Yeah, yeah. To move in together. To move in together. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:54 But, yeah, her story's quite interesting because she never really knew. She's like, I never knew that I was gay. Yeah. really knew. She's like, I never knew that I was gay. I never had these feelings until I had them, kind of thing. It's not like this underlying thing where she got engaged to, you know, this guy knowing these things about herself. But she's like, I'm so glad that I didn't go through with it and I didn't get married. How close to the wedding did she call it off? Three weeks. You close to the wedding did she call it off? Three weeks.
Starting point is 00:39:26 You have to wonder if, like, who, because someone has to make the first move, right? And did her maid of honour say to her at the hen's party, hey, I just need you to know before you go through with this wedding that I'm in love with you. And if you would have me, I think we could be very happy together. You know, like, where is the point? Who said what?
Starting point is 00:39:48 When? When did she realise? What was the thing that happened that made her go, I don't want to marry him. I want to marry you. The plot thickens because her maid of honour was also married to a man. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Okay. And these two have just fell in love with each other. Yeah. And I think as the story goes, they both realised that they had feelings for each other. They were both sipping out of the penis straws at the hen's do and they were like, something ain't right. Cancel the stripper.
Starting point is 00:40:17 I'll do the job. The only plot twist left is that the two discarded men get together. Well, that would be an extra plot twist. That would be the full circle. Can you just imagine, though, not that it bloody matters, but just imagine the family at Christmastime and someone breaking that news to Aunty Sarah down the road, being like, oh, no, she's actually with such and such now.
Starting point is 00:40:46 It's scandal city. Like the family, it would be the talk of the family for the next 10 years. The family group chat, the side family group chat that she's not in, you know, because they've got the main group chat, and then you've got a group chat with each member of the family removed. It would go into overdrive. It would send the internet into a spin because there'd be just so much going on. Yeah, great plot twist.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Massive plot twist. I thought we could put it out there this afternoon on 0800DIALS at M. What was the huge life plot twist that happened within your family? Yeah, you did not see that one coming. You know, it can be anything. But it's just one of those things where you did not see it coming at all and you were like, wait, what? Ideally, your plot twist worked out well, you know.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Ideally, in the end, it worked out well, but not always. Not always. I think this worked out well, although he was disappointed he did understand in the end. Yeah, well, lucky they hadn't got married yet. It makes it easier. It does make it easier. The other husband, though, ropable.
Starting point is 00:41:46 He was pretty upset. As he should be. They just bought a new build. Yep. Honest to God. They had to give back the money. Now they've got shared custody of this stupid dog that he didn't even want. They had to give the money back to the government for the new build.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Oh, Andrew Diles at M. You can text 9696. We'd love to know what your life plot twist was. What was the big life plot twist that happened in your family? A woman was meant to get married.
Starting point is 00:42:15 Three weeks out from the wedding, she pulls out, says, I can't do it. And six months later, she was marrying a man. Six months later, she marrying a man she was marrying a man six months later she ends up getting married to her maid of honor plot twist from the first wedding someone texted and said yes go queens they said that's not you hall they've been friends for ages so yeah true i had been friends for a little while we have no idea how long they were secretly in a relationship do we
Starting point is 00:42:42 no i don't think they were in a small... Well, that's a good question. I don't know. You just don't know. I was not there. You don't know. You just don't know. So we're asking, what's your plot twist?
Starting point is 00:42:50 We've had some pretty serious ones come in that we don't know if are right for the radio, but let's go with some of these ones. Someone said, I found out I had a half-sister at 15. She knew about me all along, as well as our extended family and my parents, grandparents, et cetera.
Starting point is 00:43:09 I was shook that nobody had told me sooner and they'd all kept the secret from me. Do you have a relationship with your sister now? And why did she know and you didn't know? I have so many questions. You'd feel betrayed. Yeah. If everybody except you knew. Because it wouldn't be a plot twist to them.
Starting point is 00:43:23 It's only a plot twist to you. I'd be like, we already knew. And why did they keep it from twist to them. It's only a plot twist to you. They'd be like, we already knew. And why did they keep it from just her? Yeah, why is it secret sister? Yeah. It's got to be the way the sister was. It's got to be a cheating sister, eh? Love child.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Love child, the right time. Love child, baby. Cheating. Hello, I'm the cheating sister. It's not the sister's fault. Someone texted her and said, the plot twist in our family was my auntie had two adult children no one knew about.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Two adult children? What? Where did she keep them? And when did you find out? Someone texted and said, I got a tattoo to represent our family and my marriage. My husband thought I wouldn't go through with it. He was in denial.
Starting point is 00:44:03 The marriage or the tattoo? The tattoo, yeah. He was in denial even when I traveled two hours to get the tattoo done. I got home. He didn't talk to me for three days. Now we're divorced. Now the tattoo just represents my children with the flowers that represent me, not us. The ex is now with someone who has tattoos all over their body. You would be a bit pissy about that, eh?
Starting point is 00:44:27 You would. You really would. It would really irk you. And I'm sure the tattoo, I'm sure you know this. I'm sure we're not telling you it. And I'm sure the tattoo is not the reason that your marriage fell apart. It'll be the straw that broke the camel's back or the catalyst for something else. The tattoo that broke the camel's back.
Starting point is 00:44:44 The tattoo that you got on your lower back that broke the camel's back or the catalyst for something else. The tattoo that broke the camel's back. The tattoo that you got on your lower back that broke the camel's back. Someone texted her and said, my husband blindsided me one day and said he didn't love me anymore. We'd been together for 20 years. Two months later, I met my new partner and we've been together for a year now.
Starting point is 00:44:59 Good for you. Good for you. No, no, good for you. I hope he's single. Actually, you know what? In fairness,, no, good for you. I hope he's single. Actually, you know what? In fairness, people do fall out of love. If you don't love someone, you don't love someone. Unless he cheated on you, then screw that guy. But he probably didn't.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Sounds like he did it the right way. Yeah, it sounds like he was actually quite nice about it. Hey, I don't love you anymore and you deserve to be with someone that loves you. There's no way, there's no nice way to say you don't love someone anymore, is there? No, it's the most brutal thing you can say to someone, especially after 20 years of marriage.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Yeah. But you have to do it. Someone said, I have identical twin cousins who had children with the same woman. Holy smokes! Did my brain just work through that one? Yeah. I have identical twin cousins.
Starting point is 00:45:45 So let's say they're identical twin boys. Jack and John. Jack and John. They both had a child with the same woman. I need to know if the children are identical. That's wild. I need to know if the children are identical. Of course they're not going to be identical.
Starting point is 00:46:00 Imagine if they are. Imagine if it was like control C, control V. Imagine if she got pregnant at the same time with two babies, one from his and one from the other dude's. Imagine. Are you going to have both with her at the same time? Who knows? They both had a child with her.
Starting point is 00:46:17 That'd be a plot twist. That's wild. Imagine Christmas time. The twins are like, we do everything together. We literally get the same woman pregnant. Bree and Clint. Hey, tomorrow at KFC. Oh, my God, my notes just fell off the table.
Starting point is 00:46:33 That's all right. You're a professional. I'm a professional. You're a professional. Lucky I didn't squeal. KFC currency day at KFC tomorrow. If you take in fake board game money, you can swap it for real food between 10 a.m. and 4 p. 4pm tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:46:51 If you're keen to win some KFC chicken dollars, you can text KFCURRENCY. That's KFCURRENCY as one word to 9696. Let's get into your birthday bangers for Monday. This is where we take people's birthdays, figure out what was the actual number one song on their 16th, then we'll play our favourite one. Warren's going first. G'day, Warren. G'day, Warren.
Starting point is 00:47:13 G'day. How you doing? Good, mate. How was your weekend? Oh, yeah, it was good. Thank you very much. Good to hear. Hey, Warren, what is your birthday?
Starting point is 00:47:22 3rd of July, 1986. All right. That means you were 16 in 2002. We've done our calculations and here it is. Banger. Banger. Banger from Nelly. Will the Diddy Scandal take Nelly from us? Only time will tell.
Starting point is 00:47:43 I feel like I haven't heard his name mentioned. All millennial music is up for grabs at the moment, but we'll see. For now, it's a banger, right? Warren, you're into it? You definitely are. Yeah, good. Okay, cool. Yeah, it's a tune.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Let's go to Nigel for a birthday banger. G'day, Nig. G'day, Nig. Hello there. How was your weekend, Nigel? Oh, it was wonderful. Caught up with friends, had dinner at Sky City. Nothing to complain about. Hello there. How was your weekend, Nigel? Oh, it was wonderful. Caught up with friends, had dinner at Sky City.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Nothing to complain about. Oh, that sounds like a solid weekend from you, Nigel. Hey, mate, what is your birthday? 2nd of June, 1960. All right, that means you were 16, Nigel, in 1976. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. Oh, it's a classic from ABBA, Nige. What do you reckon, you an ABBA fan?
Starting point is 00:48:45 Well, I wasn't originally, and then I did become an ABBA fan. I have to say it's kind of warm. It's warm. It does feel warm, like a big hug almost. ABBA will get you eventually. Mike's going to do the last bit there, Bango. G'day, Mike. G'day, Mike. G'day, guys.
Starting point is 00:49:00 How you going? Yeah, we're good, mate. What did you do for your weekend? I was actually in Nelson. We had a football tournament up there for our boys. Yeah, great weekend. Oh, guys. How you going? Yeah, we're good, mate. What did you do for your weekend? I was actually in Nelson. We had a football tournament up there for our boys. Yeah, great weekend. Oh, lovely. Is it already summer in Nelson?
Starting point is 00:49:10 I feel like they get the best weather there. It's beachy. Mate, it was pouring down with rain. Ah, there you go. Okay. It was pouring everywhere, wasn't it? Yeah. Hey, Mike, what is your birthday?
Starting point is 00:49:21 26th of August, 1979. All right. That means you were 16 in 1995. And on your 16th, this was at the top. TLC. It's a banger. I'm into it. Wait there, Mike.
Starting point is 00:49:43 We've got a tough decision to make between Nelly, Ebba and TLC. What's your gut telling you, Brie? My gut is saying Nelly is a Monday vibe. My gut? And who knows how long. Oh, I don't want Claudia to vote. No disrespect to Nige. I don't want Claudia to vote for Ebba.
Starting point is 00:50:03 It's not the best Ebba songs. I do love Ebba, but Fernando is a bit of a... No, I love Eb deny it. I don't want Claudia to vote for ABBA. It's not the best ABBA songs. I do love ABBA, but Fernando is a bit of a... No, I love ABBA too. Fernando is not the vibe. Nah, not for a Monday. I'm just trying to get a read of whether Claudia would choose it. Because if we don't agree, it goes to her and she has the ultimate say. Yeah, Fernando is a bit of a down buzz for a Monday.
Starting point is 00:50:20 I do... It's getting hot in here. I'm going to play it safe. I'm going to go with you. I do. I'm going to play it safe. I'm going to go with you, and we're going to give the win to Warren. Congratulations, Warren. You're the winner of Birthday Banger. Fantastic. Great banger.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Yes, we like it. Just before we do it, Claudia, what would you have voted for? I was actually going to go for Waterfalls. Oh. So, thanks a lot. Suck on that, I guess. Shot myself in the foot. It's a banger though.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Get into it. Warren's winner of Birthday Banger from 2002 on ZM, Brian Clint. Oh! Brian Clint. Millennials gathering. Gathering. Guys, huddle up.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Huddle up. Millennials, come on in. Millennials, Clint, Claudia, Ella, you can stay out there. Hi, I am here. Have you got any magnesium supplements? I've got some melatonin. Fantastic. I've got the real.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Yeah, the good shit. The strong ones. Damn, we're getting on the melatonin this weekend. Could even get you to hundreds. Hell yeah. They might come in next weekend. Put on Cobra Starship and let's go to sleep. Hell yeah, a bit of Cascader.
Starting point is 00:51:28 We need to talk about something because either us millennials and maybe everyone else as well, maybe it's not just the millennials, either we have been saying something wrong or the internet is wrong again. Oh, okay. Okay? Yeah. So here's the situation. Do we have a hook of the song, Claudia? Who is this lovely young lady?
Starting point is 00:51:51 I mean, hot to go. What a banger. The artist's name? Chapel Roan. Chapel Roan. Chapel Roan. It's the hottest artist at the moment, Chapel Roan. Chapel Roan.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Claudia? Yeah, Chapel Roan. Chapel Roan. Let's just check from the Gen Z Chapel Roan. Chapel Roan. Claudia? Yeah, Chapel Roan. Chapel Roan. Let's just check from the Gen Z bench over here. Chapel Roan. Chapel Roan. Or Roanin. No, you always call her Chapel Roanin.
Starting point is 00:52:12 Like Chapel Roan and Keating. It's Chapel Roan. Chapel Roan. Chapel Roan. Okay. Okay, we are united. Cross-generational unity. We've all agreed it's Chapel Roan.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Chapel Roan. Yeah. Then why is this woman saying something different? Billie Eilish or Chapel Rowan? Chapel. Chapel Rowan or Rene Rapp? Chapel. Chapel Rowan or Girl in Red?
Starting point is 00:52:38 Chapel. Chapel Rowan or Tegan? Chapel. Who'd be that woman? And why has she got a British accent? It makes me think that she knows more than me because she's got a British accent. Well, Chapel Rowan or Chapel Rhone is American.
Starting point is 00:52:54 Yeah. So I don't think that gives her a leg up. Sure, sure, sure. Because we're not from America. She's not from America. It's spelt R-O-A-N. R-O-A-N R-O-A-N Rone
Starting point is 00:53:06 But groan is spelt G-R-O-A-N Great point It's not groan Groan But Rowan's got a W in the middle right Can anyone who's cool And knows the answer to this Help us on the text machine
Starting point is 00:53:22 I've only ever heard I feel like she says Chapel Rone I've only ever heard Chapel. I feel like she says Chapel Rowan. I've never ever heard someone else call her Chapel Rowan. Yeah. Have you? Nah. Like if you meet someone with the name Rowan, it's R-O-W-E-N usually. Yeah, or R-O-W-A-N.
Starting point is 00:53:40 R-O-W-A-N. Yeah. Like it's never R-O-A-N, is it? What is this? Part two. Do I need What is this part two? Do I need to do this as well? Some highlights for you It's more of her saying it
Starting point is 00:53:48 Let me Rowan Rowan Rowan Rowan Rowan Rowan Wait
Starting point is 00:53:53 Rowan Oh my god A text A text has just come through And it says It's Rowan Trust I'm a lesbian
Starting point is 00:54:01 And we know our people What? I'm not going to argue with a lesbian. I'll argue with a lesbian. I'll argue with one. Do most nights. Um. Search TikTok.
Starting point is 00:54:16 She tells the crowds to stop calling her the wrong name and then tells them how it's said. Which one's the right one? Which one's the right one? Shit. You guys are correct. She's wrong. What? Shit. You guys are correct. She's wrong. What?
Starting point is 00:54:27 Someone else said it's don't care. Song is so annoying. Oh yeah. Now I don't know. I really don't know now. I thought we were going to come in here and do a funny beard and then we're all going to be like When I ask my steering wheel to play Chapel Roan Pink Pony Club it always comes back and says
Starting point is 00:54:44 playing Chapel Roan Pink Pony Club, it always comes back and says playing Chapel Roan on Spotify. Chapel Roan. Can we, Claudia, is there any way you can find, because she was on Jimmy Fallon, right? She was on Jimmy Fallon. Can you get Chapel Roan's phone number? Yeah, I actually have it in my phone already. Is there any way you can find where he introduces her?
Starting point is 00:55:04 What if he's wrong too? Well, he's not going to be wrong. She would have corrected him. She's got that vibe about her. Yeah. It's Rowan. Yeah, she's not going to, you know, not correct Jimmy Fallon. God, that lesbian was so authoritative with that text message
Starting point is 00:55:19 that I was sold, you know? Now I need to text that lesbian back. Yeah. Hold on, I'm just going to text her back Are you texting her about the Chapel Roan thing or Nah just about something else If she's got a vest I can borrow We're conducting an investigation
Starting point is 00:55:34 On how to correctly say Chapel Roan At least we thought it was Chapel Roan We've all been saying Chapel Roan The person whatever their name is That sings this song Blowing up We've all been saying Chapel Roan. The person, whatever their name is, that sings this song. Blowing up. Very popular.
Starting point is 00:55:51 I thought it was Chappelle. It's a whole different kettle of fish. Not Chapel. I thought it was Chappelle Roan. Oh. Wow, really? I'm pretty confident it's Chapel. A lot of lesbians coming to her defence.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Or also... To whose defence? To Chapel Rowan's defence. Oh, this is why... But then some lesbians, because the first one that text through said, it's Rowan, trust me, I'm a lesbian and we know our people. Then another lesbian text through and said, lesbian here as well, I haven't got a bloody clue. So.
Starting point is 00:56:27 This is the evidence we are presented. Billie Eilish or Chapel Rowan? Chapel. Chapel Rowan or Rene Rapp? Chapel. Chapel Rowan or Girl in Red? Chapel. Chapel Rowan or Teagan?
Starting point is 00:56:41 Chapel. So is that reporter saying it wrong, or are we saying it wrong? We don't know now. Claudia has done some very fast investigative journalism, and she has pulled a clip of Chappell saying her own name. Is that correct, Claude? Yeah, this is the iconic clip that everyone will actually have heard before. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:58 Okay, is this the I'm your favourite artist, favourite artist? Favourite artist. Yeah. The big reveal. Listen up lesbians this is the answer. My name is Chapel Roan. I'm your favourite artist
Starting point is 00:57:15 favourite artist. Can we play it one more time? Sure. Easy. Absolutely. My name is Chapel Roan. Chapel Roan. I'm your favourite artist. Favourite artist. Do you think...
Starting point is 00:57:30 It was breathy, but it was definitely Roan. Do you think so many people started saying it wrong? She was like, ah, screw it, I'll just go with Chapel Roan. Oh, oh, God. You know? You reckon it was originally Roan? I don't know. Rowan.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Rowan. Rowan. Rowan. Rowan. Rowan. Rowan. I don't know. We'll always have Sabrina Carpenter.
Starting point is 00:57:55 We know how to say her name. Bree and Clint. Sorry, Claudia's got a message for me. Is it show worthy or is it an off-air message? It's off-air. Okay. I don't know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:05 No, tell us now. Yeah. Clint just was trying to talk about a song, but he said the wrong name. What did I say? You said Slow It Down by Zac Bryan, but it's called Pink Skies. I don't know what you're on about. That was ages ago. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:58:16 No, good to call these things out. True. Even professionals, Claudia, like me, even seasoned veterans, room for improvement. He doesn't think that about himself. No, I don't. But he's referring to other people. Yeah, it's good to know that you think that I can take feedback. That's what, at the end of the day, that's...
Starting point is 00:58:36 I actually don't, but it is my job to do it. The look on Clint's face in the past where I've seen you take feedback that you are like, I do not agree with this. You know, I've said this to you. I've said this to people in front of you before. Yeah. People who are new to the radio industry. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:55 What's my main bit of feedback? What's my main bit of advice to them? Be careful who you take your feedback from. I mean, it's good advice. It is good advice, but you just think you don't want to take your feedback from. I mean, it's good advice. It is good advice, but you just think you don't want to take any feedback from anyone. Oh no, there's people. Will you take my feedback?
Starting point is 00:59:12 A select few, eh? A select few. Conference me with Hosking and get him on the phone. Claudia, what about Claudia's feedback? Yeah, my feedback, will you take that? Oh, where I said the name of the artist wrong? Oh no, generally, will you take my feedback? Your feedback, in general. Yeah, my feedback. Will you take that? Oh, where I said the name of the artist wrong? Oh, no, generally. Will you take my feedback?
Starting point is 00:59:26 Your feedback, in general. Yeah, are you going to give me some? No, but I do most days. Okay. Ella? Did you take my feedback when I roasted you when I was like a really brand new freshie? Did you take my feedback?
Starting point is 00:59:38 I took it to heart. Oh, I did. Yeah, it's the perfect example. I took it deep in my soul. Anyway, guys, this is overtime. I've had enough. So unless we're getting paid for this, I'm going to get out of here. You're kind of rushing the show, I feel.
Starting point is 00:59:49 I feel like cringy pets. So you're actually just hanging out with us getting paid? He only hangs out with you when he's on the clock. That's not fair. You know I love you. At least he's honest about it, can I say? I appreciate the honesty these days. It is 6.57, not 7.
Starting point is 01:00:05 I still love you for another three minutes. We'll do the feedback on Clint while he's not in the room. I'm fine with that. Okay. We'll do it on the podcast. I feel like you do it anyway. See you guys later. Bye.

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