ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th October 2025

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

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Oh, back from our OE. Back on home soil. How good's an OE? Oh my gosh, we've changed since we've been overseas. They're different people. They say travel broadens your horizons. My voice has definitely changed. It's dropped.

Is it ever going to return to normal? I don't know. I don't mind if it doesn't. You know, you like a husky, husky kind of rough around the edge's voice. Yeah, talk dirty to me. Oh, you're going to take out the bins? Not that dirty.

Oh, okay. Producers, do we seem different since we've got back from our OE? Like, do we seem more worldly and mature now? They're not the words I ad use. What would you use? Yeah, what words would you use? Oh, just different. Just different.

I think you've got a pep in your step, guys. We've just stepped off the plane about two hours ago, and boy, do we have the plane stink. You know plane stink. Have you not had a shower since this morning? When would we have had a shower? We got up at 3.30 this morning. In the morning?

Caught the flight, which was at 6, and then we got into Auckland, caught an Uber, straight to work. When would we have showered? That's what that smell is then. Yeah, how come you haven't showered us? Yeah, I want to, hey, oh my God, can we organise a thing where they give a sponge bath? Radio sponge bath, yeah, yeah. I want you to clean me with a rag on a stick.

You really want that. I think radio shows have been bought down by, with demands like that before. Yeah, probably. Actually, we'll review this and we'll see if we still want to do it tomorrow. Maybe we're your toog. Maybe just get me the rag and I'll deal. I'll deal to myself. Clink can clean himself with a rag on a stick.

What was that? Glan! Hey, it's coming back slowly. Fun show on the way for you guys today. We are going for $2,150 in Nam and a Haystack. It's a record. I mean, it's a record every week. It sets a new record every week.

Yeah, yeah, but this is the record. So we'll do that after 5 o'clock. Long way away, but that is such a great game and that's coming up. Pretty much bang on 5 o'clock. Firstly, Trady versus Lady. The ladies won yesterday, which I believe, believes, which I believe takes the score to 82.82. Are we back to level? I'm pretty sure, yes.

Wow. You can't split these two teams, I'm telling you. But we will split them today. Play Z-D-Ns, Bree and Clint. Jojo, and Too Little Too Late. Can you hit those notes at the moment, Bree? Little too late. Pretty good.

Pretty good. Not bad. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one. The score could always be worst. You know what I mean? Oh yeah, you could have no voice. Yeah.

And that would be awful. Trady versus Lady, the scores are level for the year. 82 plays 82. God, so tight. You're taking on a what? We've got to meet the first person first. Geez, couldn't get here yourself. Our lady Shaman Picardel, she's 35.

And her celebrity crush is Jack Gyllenhaal. Welcome to the show, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi, go. Now, producers were not happy about your celebrity crush. They reckon he's cancelled, Kim. Yeah. No.

No, I don't. He didn't do nice things to Taylor Swift, apparently, Kim. I mean, but his looks make up, rush, surely. I thought so, too, and his muscles. Anna's muscles. adorable. You're taking on our tradie from Parmy today. He's 22, and he loves.

Swinging a hammer. Welcome to the show, Jacob. Gide Jacob. How we going? What is your hammer brand of choice? Great question. Oh, east swing. East wing, of course. I see, new. Can you do that trick where you toss it up and then you catch it in the holder on your toolbout

just by like pushing your hip out? Yeah, of course. Yeah, boy. I don't think there's many things that I find more attractive than that. Than a man who can handle his hammer. Yep. Yeah. I mean. Knows his way around his hammer.

Yeah. Absolutely. Oh, you're speaking, Maloney. language. Jacob, your buzz is Trady. Kim, yours is lady. The first of three correct answers gets the $50 cash and more importantly puts their team back in the lead. Good luck. Here we go.

Question number one. Earl Grey, Jasmine, an English breakfast. Yes, Kim. Types of tea. Types of tea. That is on the money. Well done. One to the ladies. Question number two. Which city is the landmark Big Ben located?

Lady. Kim, Justin. London? It is in London. Two to the ladies. You're away and flying. Here comes question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Kim for the win.

Oh, no, I'm having a wine bag. It's a tough one, that one. You'll kick yourself when we tell you. We'll give you three. I'm going to say this, but I don't think it's that. I'm going to say imagine dragons. No. Worth a shot.

Jacob. That's the ballpark, though. that's the vibe. Jacob, you want to throw something in the air? I know it. One Republic is correct. Well done. Nice, Jacob.

Bloody good. He's come from nowhere. Well done. One to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number four. How many elements are there on the periodic table? Is it 102? 118 or 132?

Trady. Yes, Jacob. 118? Well done. It is 118. we are all tied up here in the fifth. Which of the following actors has not won an Academy Award? Is it Leonardo DiCaprio, Denzel, Washington, or Ryan Gosling?

Yes, Kim. I'm going to say Leonardo DiCaprio. Leonardo DiCaprio, it's incorrect. Jacob. So it's 50-50 for you here, Jacob? Is it Ryan Gosling? It is Ryan Gosling. And that's the win.

Is that the win? That is the win. What a come from behind What a game Geez, the hammer lagged a bit there, Jacob But once it got moving Well, we got there in the end, didn't it we? Got there in the end

That game was almost as tight as the NRL grand final Neck and neck, neck and neck Neck and neck. Kim, you must be devastated That was stolen right off you. Better man won. Oh, that's nice of you to say. Call back and play any time, Kim.

Thanks go. Trades. go to 83. 83. Ladies, stay on 82. ZD.m's Bree and Clint Podcast. Oh, you're on my list. You're on my list.

You're on my list. You'll keep. You'll keep. Oh, you'll keep. Oh, you'll keep. Don't look at our Instagram story right now. You'll keep. We're in quite the battle.

We've spent too much time together over the last 10 days. We're posting ugly videos of each other. And it's a war now. You and I haven't had a day apart in 10 days. Yeah, I've loved it. It's been great. Yeah, me too. Oh, I'm kidding.

There was a joke. I know you've loved it. You've had a great time. Someone who's not having a great time. Have you read what's going on in France at the moment? Me neither. But I saw this story. Not another revolution, is it?

Oh, it's political chaos over there at the moment. Like, legit. So the prime minister has quit after being the prime minister for less than a month. France is weird, right? Because France has a president and a prime minister, is that right? Correct, correct. What was Macron? Was he the prime minister or the president?

He's the president. Okay. He's the president. And he's still the president. He's still the president. Okay. And then a guy named Sebastian Le Cornu was the prime minister. Okay.

Is that wrong? Do you guys know? I don't know what it is either, but I know it's not that. It'll be like Lecalo, would it? Lecornau. Yeah, sure. Lecornu. Yeah, sure.

I thought it was pretty close. Palace of Versalis. I've butchered other things worse. Anyway, 26 days he was in office. Hey? 26 days. Wow. And he's gone.

How long was Theresa May Prime Minister of England? Like two days? No, I know it wasn't long. It was a very short amount of time as well. It was very short. Three weeks? His tenure is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. started on the 13th of July

and ended on the 24th of July Oh wow So that's even shorter Yeah lasted even less She had one meeting with the queen And then the queen died And then she resigned

That was it That was it Yeah She thought what have I got myself into I'm out of here Yeah Same as Sebastian Likoni Mm

Like what did he resign Or was he pushed out Do we know Because it's pretty fast time frame to throw in the towel. I don't want to get into the details because, frankly, I don't know them. And there's too many French words.

And there's a lot of French words that I would butcher. But, yeah, they're in big trouble at the moment. The president apparently is not happy. He's like, you've got two days to fix this. Or we're all in big, big strife. I'm wrong about the Theresa May thing, by the way. Why? 13th of July 2016 until 25th of July 2019 oh no who was that there was someone else that was like who was the one who came in it was like six weeks ruined the economy and then left he sure it was a woman I thought it was a man could have been and was it was it in England was it Liz Truss oh that's who it was it was seven weeks 49 days is what she achieved so she's she got seven weeks yeah

Oh, that's basically four terms in the French situation, isn't it? Pretty much, give or take. I thought off the back of this story, he's lasted at the job 26 days. I thought we could ask people, how long did you last at a job? Yeah, how short did you last at a job? Ross Boss said that he lasted four days picking watermelons. And I said to him, well, he's six foot eight. It's the worst job he could have taken.

There isn't a worst job for him. It's all bending down. Picking strawberries would be just as bad. I reckon watermelon's worse because you've got to not only bend down, but then lift up the watermelon. But strawberries you don't bend up and down, you just stay squatted. Oh, you stay down. Yeah.

Get down, stay down. So, 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9-6-9-6. We're looking for short 10 years at jobs. Good to know our listeners are politically minded too because there's a few texts here correcting us. They said, guys, I think that was Lizziem. trust. I think Theresa May was longer. Mind you, who cares? They make a great

couple of points there. Don't they? Don't they? They make some fantastic points. Okay, we want to find the shortest employment that we can find. Yes. What tiny amount of time did you last at the new job? We'd like to know why too, if possible. Yeah. Like, why did you only last that short amount of time?

Yeah, yeah. If it's not embargoed. Incriminating. Yeah. If you didn't have to sign a... NDA. Yeah. Share it with that. Plus, 0800 dials at M, text 9696. We'll get you on after Mr. Benson Blues Electric Boon. Yep, that sounds about right to me.

Sounds spot on. It's only Tuesday. Right now we're talking about maybe you went to a job and you realised you didn't like it very quickly and you left. I wasn't expecting those messages. I was expecting the messages from people who got fired quite quickly. But yeah, we're getting a lot of people who have put themselves first and gone, nah, this place sucks.

I know straight away. I'm out. The vibes are off. So Hannah, which one are you? How long did you last at the workplace and why did you leave? I started at 9 o'clock and left at 11. Holy smokes. What was the work, Hannah?

It was like, oh, sorry, it's not diving, but it was like fishermen pants. It was what? Literally, we, like, fisherman pants. Fisherman hand, yeah, right, okay. No, pants, pants. Fisherman pants. Yeah, it was the foamy stuff. So all we did was glue them together and actually just hold them down.

Oh, making fishermen's pants. Yes, oh my gosh, it was that boring that I left. And then the work, the boss called my agency, because I was three agency. Yeah. And then after that, the agency rang me, and I said, oh, it was so boring. after I ended up getting Burger King. Hannah, Hannah. Hannah, you didn't even

give it one day. What if only mornings are boring at the Fisherman Pants Factory and in the afternoons it's real fun. You'd never know. Hannah knows. She knows. And you know what, Hannah, I applaud you because you didn't want to waste any more

of your life at that Fisherman Pants Factory. And literally we're just cutting the pants and all that boring that oh my gosh like i had to leave how was that even a job what did you think the job was going to be like because i'm picturing you driving into the first day all optimistic about your big fisherman pants job no the thing is that the agency didn't tell me that's what i was going to do so they lewd hey they lured you in there they reeled you in all right thanks hannah no thank you very much okay so hannah lasted two hours two hours

That's the benchmark. Phil's here. Good day, Phil. Hi, Phil. Good, hey, how are you? Good, thanks. What job did you not last long at, Phil? A usher at a cinema.

I lasted 45 minutes. Oh. An usher, did you say? Yeah, that's right, an usher. What's wrong with being an usher at a cinema? Well, I presume the usher was taking people to their seats. And then you get to sit at the back and watch the film. So took them to the first film.

Yeah. Next one took them there. under training and then came out and I was given a black plastic bag taken to a cinema that it just cleared out and told to clean up and ice cream and popcorn everywhere. And I said, sorry, I'm sorry, I applied for the job of Usher. And they went, yeah, yeah, it's part and parcel. And, yeah, I walked out. Phil, you sound like a really optimistic type of person.

Would you have stayed? Yeah, sorry. Sorry. I left and a month later I got a full pay statement come through. So I called him up and said, no, sorry, I only worked for... 45 minutes. You know, that's, yeah. And they didn't take anything and I got a pay statement.

I got paid for the next three months. Three months? Phil, this sounds like the actual best job you ever had. It was the best job. It's the best job you never had. Yeah. Wow. Okay, thanks, Phil.

We appreciate it. Phil left up to 45 minutes because he didn't get to. watch enough movies. I can't believe Phil thought the job was literally watching the movies. I don't think we're going to beat 45 minutes, but let's go to Nathan. Gidey Nathan. Hi Nathan. Good, thank you, mate.

Nathan. Good, long time, list of first time calls. Way! Go, Nathan. Go, Nathan. Welcome aboard, Nate. How short did you last at the job? About two and a half minutes. He's won. He's taken it out.

Well done, Nathan. Congratulations, Nathan. So basically, many years ago, mate, we applied for a job of a strawberry farm picking strawberries, my younger brother and myself. And they told us what, you know, told me on the phone what we're getting paid and everything else, and then we rocked up there and we arrived

and then they informed me that my younger brother would be getting paid $5 less than I would be getting paid picking strawberries. Why? And I'm like, because he was younger. Because I just went, nah, we're not doing that, not for $5 less, not having them picking strawberries.

So we pretty much hand it. Put on you for taking a stand. Yeah, yeah. That's a tough job as well. Also, I've picked strawberries before. I've had that job and you made the right move. It is one of the hardest physical jobs. I bet Nathan was like, oh, yeah, no, if you're not paying him the same,

yeah, I'm protesting. I'm definitely not working here either. Out of this. Oh, good on you, Nathan. We appreciate the call, mate. There's some crazy texts on this. Someone said, my dad lasted one shift at an abattoir. He couldn't handle the smell, fair enough.

15 minutes. Waited at the door for 15 minutes to be let in on my first day. No one would open the door, so I texted the manager saying, I quit. It sounds like you went there wanting to quit. Yeah. And I mean, that's not a bad excuse. Someone else said, I think it was about 30 minutes, definitely under an hour that I lasted,

working at a sorting line for recycling. The girl next to me got stuck by a needle and I thought, nah, I'm out of here. Yeah, that's a rough job. Yeah, that would, I'd be out of there too, I think. I lasted one day at the property management company. There was no desk for me to sit there. And the boss spent the better part of the day out of the office.

I decided not to go back. Fair. Or you're just standing there. That's weird. And you were just standing in the corner. You wouldn't feel very welcome, wouldn't you? Someone else said, my first job, I got five. after two days, as I couldn't make the salads fast enough.

You poor bugger. I don't know what the expected salad making... Yeah, what was the time limit? Yeah, yeah. Someone said, I lasted until Smokoe. The boss was a screamer, so I told him to get effed. I lasted 30 seconds at a restaurant. I walked in, saw how they acted in the kitchen, and then walked back out.

Well, if you've got experience and you know, then you know. Someone said two days, I lasted. in an office job as the owner propositioned me. He was a friend of my auntie and uncle and I didn't want to make a scene so I walked out of there and never returned. Good on you. Right decision. That 30 seconds one in the 45 minutes that we had on before,

Hannah at the Fisherman Pants store is like, see guys, I made a real fist of it. Two hours I stuck that job about. I am a real dedicated, loyal employee. I was there two whole hours. Well, shout out to the Fisherman Pants Making Community. It sounds like a tough job, and thank you guys for sticking at it. I wonder if they're still about the factory.

Well, yeah. I mean, fishermen need their pants, don't they? Z-N's Brian Clint. Shows brought to you by the new HBO show Task, starring Mark Ruffalo. That's available on Neon right now. The T, live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. Dean, some great audio has emerged of Kelly Roller. talking about why she was texting someone

on an Excel spreadsheet. The music video was called Dilemma. The song was with Nelly. And for anyone who knows, this was an iconic moment. She was texting someone on a phone that was actually an Excel spreadsheet. She has finally explained what happened.

Let's text out. I don't know who's brilliant idea it was to text on Microsoft Excel. But it chases me everywhere that I go and everybody's always asking me, why were you? I said, I don't know. I was given the device. It had this on it. And here we are in the video. They're like, oh, we need a shot of it. I was like, I guess this is right. I'm literally, I say, every week. I think she was breaking up with Nellie on the Excel spreadsheet too, which I mean, it's good to keep a record of

your relationships, but I feel like an Excel spreadsheet is a bit far. How funny is that, that some producer or someone made a call where they were like, oh, just make her text on Excel look the same as texting normally and now it's haunted her whole career. That's brilliant. Whoever did it knows.

Whoever did it remembers it. They know. Absolutely, Dean. They know. I bet it was one of those things where they were like, we'll fix it in post. It'll be fine. You just type it into this Excel spreadsheet

and we'll just fix it in post. That'll do for now. It'll do. Yeah. Oh, my God. It was probably a Beyonce. It's probably Michelle. Are you reckon it's one of the other Destiny's child trying to bring her down?

Well, there you go. That's the T on the iconic Nellie and Kelly Dilemma Excel spreadsheet text. With Dean McCarthy, he's our Hollywood correspondent. Dead Am's Breed and Clint podcast. Busy thought as time continues to march on. The oldest Gen Z right now is 27, which means they're not only old enough to be married. they're old enough to be getting divorced as well. Already?

Already, yeah. Well, 27. You can be married and divorced by 27? Yeah, of course again. You could be married and divorced a couple of times by 27. Doesn't a divorce take two years? Is that how long it takes for it to go through? I think that's about right, yeah.

Yeah. Traditionally, the main reason given for divorce, because you do have to give a reason, because you're breaking a legal contract. So there has to be a reason that the contract is being terminated. Who was the celebrity couple that came up with the, term irreconcilable differences. No, you're thinking of Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow, who came up with the term consciously uncoupling. Oh, that, yep, that's what I'm thinking about.

Reconcilable differences is a classic. Gotcha. It's a classic. Up until recently, the main reason given to divorce lawyers was actually infidelity. Ooh. The main reason for divorce. Yeah. I think in the States, if there's infidelity involved, you want to give that because it entitles

the other person to less. And I think it actually makes the process faster. Right. The divorce process. With Gen Z divorce, the reasons are a little more subtle that they're getting divorced.

What are the reasons? This particular divorce lawyer has said in an article that one of the reasons he's been given for a Gen Z divorce is they had different love languages. Interesting. Very valid.

Yeah. Yeah, right? I think. We can't stay married. We have different love languages. Well, I don't think it's valid because in a relationship, you learn what the person you're with love languages are. And then you do your best to communicate to them with those love languages. Also, if your relationships are built on love languages, figure out what each of those love languages before you get married.

Yeah. Do the quiz. I thought love language was quite millennial, too. I'm surprised the Gen Zeds are on that. Gen Z can't have that. That's ours. It's a classic buzzfeed quiz. That, no, what are you talking about?

What? Are you joking? Yeah. Love languages is a very famous book. Oh, is it? Yes. But you find out what your love languages were the BuzzFeed quiz, are you? No, you find out by reading this book.

Okay. You've never read the book. God, stop yelling me about love languages. Are we going to get divorced over love languages? Have I taught you nothing? I need to redo the test. You asked you. your wife, Lucy, about the love language's book. Okay. Yes, ma'am. Another reason

Gen Zs are giving for divorce, there's a lot of mental health-focused reasons, which is good. Yeah. It's good to be more aware of that stuff, and Gen Z definitely are. This divorce lawyer says he hears Gen Z divorces citing gaslighting quite a lot. They were gaslighting me. They were gaslighting me. He also hears a lot of people talking about narcissism as a reason for the divorce. But he, he said the behaviour that they describe as narcissism in his opinion is just good old-fashioned selfishness in the relationship. It's not actual narcissism.

People are just overusing the terms. That's what a narcissist would say. Here's something really interesting. He said because Gen Zs are still so young, when they get divorced, there's not a lot of stuff to split 50-50, you know? Yeah, true. Like assets or things like that.

furniture. Yeah, he said a lot of the time, Gen Z divorce is actually about dividing up their student loan debt evenly. Oh. So you get half of each other's student loan debt. That is so funny. Ryan, my husband just paid off his student loan.

I've still got about 30K. Yes. So if I divorce him... He takes 15 of that debt. Hell yeah! Yeah. Oh, what an awful deal. Listen to her. How yeah! I'd stay with you out of spite until you paid it off. Just till you paid it off. Fair enough. Yeah.

I'm joking, I love you. He said a lot of Gen Zs instead of property, they'll have cryptocurrency as well. Such a different world, eh. And NFTs. No, that was a joke, not NFTs. Yeah, different world and different generations. Every generation does things differently. It's not wrong.

It's just different, isn't it? I wonder what the standard amount of time Gen Zed is are being married for before they get a divorce. Well, it can't be more than 10 years. Yeah, true. The oldest one is only 27. You can't get married until you're 18. Yeah. I'm wondering if we can find the youngest divorced person listening to our show right now,

or at least married and separated with the view to get divorced, because getting divorced takes a while. Yeah. But if your marriage has broken up and you... Are young. And you're young. We'd love to talk to you this afternoon if you're ready to talk about it. Like, I'm sure it's very fresh.

Yeah. If it's, like, if you think you're in the right frame of mind, and I'm sure there will be people out there that will be. 0,800 dial Z at M, or you can text us on 9-696. Are you really young and are you separated in your marriage or have you gotten a divorce? Can we find a Gen Z-Z divorcee this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM? That'd be out there.

The ZM podcast network. We're talking about Gen Z-Z divorce. It's a thing, Gen Z are old enough to be getting. divorce. Congratulations, Gen Z. On your new divorce status. Welcome back to the dating world. I said before that a lot of Gen Zs, because they're so young still, when they get divorced, there's not a lot of assets to split, and a lot of them are having to split their student loan debt. We had a text from a family lawyer who does divorce, and they said,

not true in New Zealand. In the US, yes, in New Zealand, you don't have to split your student loan debt. So, Ella, if you get divorced and Ryan's paid off his student loan, but you haven't paid yours. Tough titty, sorry, that debt's all yours. Okay, I'll keep marrying him then. Yeah, stay married. He's pretty cool. Make him help you pay it off and then break up.

That was her plan all along. She's like, I will get married so that I can get divorced and he takes half of my shoot alone. It's a great plan. And his money. Hell yeah. We're trying to find the youngest divorced person listening right now. This person wants to be anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hey, can hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. How old are you? you and when did you get divorced? I'm 24 and I was divorced when I was 22. Right.

When did you get married? Well, it just turns like 19. 19. So I got married at 19, divorced at 22 and now you're 24 and do you regret anything about getting married or you're like, oh, I wouldn't be where I am now if I hadn't have gone through that? No, I regret. Straight everything.

Really? Why did you get married? Can I ask so young? Because 19 is pretty young. I don't know. I didn't even know what I was thinking, but... Yeah. I just thought I was, like, straight in love, but obviously not.

Wow. Is it too personal to ask why you got divorced? Just, like, arguing, like, going out. like just usual usual 22 year old stuff yeah you were a typical 19 20 year old okay thanks anonymous fascinating insight thank you for that um we asked how young are you and are you already divorced he's not the only one we've got what text from someone else who got married at 19 officially fully divorced at age 21 that's quick that means they must have broken up pretty much straight away after the marriage if it takes two years for it to go through yeah someone else said

married at 28, separated at 29, divorced by 31. I'm probably not quite in the Gen Z age demographic. So I'm a millennial, but I just thought I'd share anyway. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. First divorce happened at 21. Second divorce happened a few months ago at 33. I say, third time lucky.

Interesting. So two divorces before the age. No, that's framing it negatively. Two practice marriages. Yes. Before the real deal, which is still coming. The third one will be the best one. This person wants to dob their sister in.

Not me, but my sister's 32, and she's separating from her second husband right now. Why did dobb in your sister? I can hear the sassy sister vibes in that text. I can't believe she got married for a second time. Oh, my God, not me. It hasn't worked again. But my stupid sister.

Oh, we told her not to get married again. someone said I was divorced at age 27 due to infidelity. I held my ground and didn't press the divorce. I made him wait for two years with his mistress knowing that I was still his wife. See, I like that pettiness. I like that. When I was 23, I got divorced. Now I'm 31, living my best life.

Hell yeah, good for you. A lot of people getting divorced early. Yeah. Someone else said, Hi, I was married at 19, divorced at 22. She took half my racing cars. She got a pay out of 30K. Not your racing cars.

Oh, that B, I T-C-H. See? I hope she took a couple of cars and not like half of all the racing cars, like the front end of all the cars. Hopefully she didn't take. Because they'd be really spiteful. Yeah, hopefully she just took the whole thing. Someone said, I'm a little bit older, but I'm hoping for a divorce soon.

Well, like I said, we've got a text from a family lawyer. Maybe we can put you guys in touch. Should we give away a divorce? We should. Should we give away a divorce? Yep. I feel like, I mean, it's niche, but there will be people out there that would want that. 9-6-96, because we've got to know that the people were into it.

How much does the divorce cost? Great question. Can a family lawyer listening text us what an average divorce costs? Obviously, it costs you half your assets, but, you mean, I mean, we're not paying that bit. No, no, of course not. One more. Someone said, my friend Anna divorced her scumbag boyfriend. At the age of 29 or 30, he was cheating on her with her bridesmaid.

Scando. Good reason. How about this? Married at 16, 16, separated at 18, divorced at 21. Thank God for that. Wow. Anyone would think, you know, from that text, that 16's too young to get married. I mean, crazy thought.

I mean, it's too young to buy a lotto ticket, but I don't think it's too young to get married. You know, like maybe wait till you're at least 17. No, we sound like we're judging, but we're not. Some ticks coming in, very keen to win a free divorce, guys. The first radio station to give away a divorce, stay tuned. It's ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Welcome to Let's Get Classical, the silly little game where we guess songs done in classical style.

It's Brian Clint versus Ella. There's still time to text the team you think is going to take it out to 9-696. You're in to win 50 KFC chicken dollars. You won last week. I did. On your own. Yeah, I know. Are you proud of me?

So proud. Yeah, I gave it to you. But anyway, it's fine. It's all good. You can't get to me, Ella. It's fine. You can't. I'm ready.

Claudia? Yeah? No. Claudia. Hello. Are you ready to run this game? Always. I was born ready.

I was going to ask you, though, Clint, are you ready to lose? Yeah. Cool. Okay, let's play. Are we ready to play? You know, you should write a book around Smack Talk. I'm pretty good at it, hey. You are the best.

You should write a book on understanding sarcasm, too. You too, watch your backs, because I'm going to throw you down a well. Ows, this is blind bullying. Whoa. Hey, let's get it to work, guys. I know the rules. These are pop songs. I've redone into a classical style.

You guys need to guess what they are. And as usual, we need the artist and the name of the song. Are we ready? My listening ears are on. Instead of your smack talk mouth. Okay. Well, that's always on. Here's your first song.

Ella. Ella. I know it. Do you? Me too. Two. Three, two, one. Bree and Clint, three guess.

No, it's not easy. I'll just have a guess. Is it Louis Capaldi? Survive. Someone you loved. That's a good idea. I had that. I knew it was Louis Capaldi.

I just didn't know which song. Good guess. Well, God. Oh, Ella's having that. I had it. Okay. Hey, Ella, hi from down here in the well. Help, it's so hard to hear the songs down here.

Stop it. Here's another song. Ella. Wait. Were you never getting back together, Taylor Swift? Yeah. How did she say? How did she?

She was even surprised that she got it. You could hear her surprise in her voice. When she said wait, I was like, good. She's screwed it up. Well done. Tie break then. Tide break, you reckon. Yeah, go on.

All right, come on, Clint. Here's your last song. Good luck. Ella. Oh, quickly. I know. Three. Poo.

Baby one more time. Damn it. Yeah. Is it? It is. I had it too. Oh, I was right there. Yeah, but we were down in this well, so we were at a serious as advantage.

Yeah, it's hard to hear down here. Terrible. Yeah. So much echo. You successfully picked Ella as the winner, and we've got 50 KFC chicken millers coming your way. Thank you. Good on you, Eva.

All good, mate. Fun days work Oh my gosh You're insufferable Do you guys need rope to get out of there? Can I actually join you guys in the well? Yeah, come on down I'm coming in

Nah No, no Ella's allowed Really winners up here baby Speaking of Way more quiet down here Claudia A ZM's Brinklin podcast We've just got back from Sydney today Where we were attending the NRL grand final

In case you missed it Yeah You might not have heard us talk about it mentioned it yet. Yeah, it was bloody fantastic, if you haven't heard. It was the grand final of all grand finals. We've settled our bet with your mum, which was if the Broncos lose,

she agreed to drink toilet water. Correct. Just like Rees Walsh did. There's another side to that bet, which we still need to settle, which we set with our friend Nixon from My FM. We put a bet to my mum, who is a huge Broncos fan,

that if they lose, she will drink toilet water like Reese Walsh. Are you willing to put the same Ben on the line? Yeah, go on, then. What would be your toilet of choice? Your house has just gone through Reno, so I'm up to yours. You need to go to Clint Roberts's house and drink from his bidet. That's happening. It's done because I'm confident, man.

People pride. Here to settle his Jews, please welcome Nixon Clark. Hello, Nixon. How good is it? How good is it to be a broadcast supporter? Let's go. Don't go jump in ship now, Nixon. I heard the words purple pride in there.

So first of all, are you okay? Are you going okay? I'm okay. It was a bit of a rough night. It was our first night back home with baby and then my team going loose. So a lot of mixed emotions happening in my household. Mate, don't worry.

The storm will be back in the grand final, no doubt, probably next year. So you're good to go, mate. I mean, you know, it's good that we let other people. I mean, Broncos had a drought for so long. Just give them a chance to put something in the trick. Come off of it. Speaking of drought, are you thirsty? Oh, why, man, we're all adults.

I know. I actually want to step back from this. I actually want to step back from this a little bit. No, no, I'm not stepping back at all. No, you go in. It's time to put the bidet where your mouth is, Nixon. Literally. Literally.

You made the bet, and now you've got to pay up. Yeah, I mean, I'm a man of my word. I'm a man of my word, yeah. If it helps, Nixon, we don't use the bidet, okay? When we moved in, it was just there. I've used it, though. I've used it once. I've used it once.

And that was a long time ago. So it's basically an unused bidet that you'll be drinking from. Does that help? Yeah, that helps. Yeah, yeah. Quick game is a good game. I mean, I've drunk worse. Can you use a cup, Bree?

Or do you expect him to go down and lap it up like a water fountain? I want him to do a Todd Carney, but out of the bidet. That is such a niche reference. Mate, the NRL fans will get that bubbler reference. They'll get it. What's the plan? Well, it's kind of over to you. I mean, you've got a new baby, so I don't want to pressure you to leave your brand new family to come to my house to drink toilet water.

But at the same time, it'd be good to get it done this week, I feel. Yeah, this week sometime. Yeah, all good. Oh, I might leave my child at home, though, because, you know, I don't want, you know, him to see his godfather. No. You know, watch his dad drink out of a bidet. Bad first impression. He already had to watch the Melbourne Storm lose.

If he watches his dad do this now. Get off it. That was like a few days ago now. Who cares? mate, that's forever now. It's forever. It is, yeah. Oh, good. Well, you know what? I have a lot more respect for you now. Well, it's not done. But once you do it, a lot of people will lose respect for you,

whereas I'll gain respect for you out of all this Nixon. Thanks, Bree. That actually means a lot. Good. It means a lot. Yeah. Imagine being a warrior supporter. Hey. Hey. Hey. There's no need for that, okay? There's no need for that. There's no need for that. Next year's your year. Nixon Clark, everybody.

Soon to drink from the bidet and my bathroom. God, I do love a stupid bit. Play Z-D-Ns, Bree and Clint. I have been informed that there is a Tiramisu World Cup. This might be my calling, Clint. You know me. Italiano. Half bread.

Half bread. Yeah. Half Zaburiadi. If you know, you know, because in lockdown, we did a Zoom where we released your grandmother's tiramisu recipe to the world. We did a live tiramisu cooking on Zoom. Unleashed my nunas recipe. Thousands of people tuned in for a one-time only release of that recipe.

Called the Tiramazoom. Genius. Oh, that was good, wasn't it? Yeah, that was good. So there are people out there that have the recipe. But when I saw this, I'm like, I need to know the details. Maybe this could be my Olympics, my World Cup. Do you want to know the details?

Because it's about to go down. I believe it takes place next week, actually. Okay. It's been running for eight years. The Tiramisu World Cup is a cooking competition dedicated to non-professionals who compete to make their best tiramisus. I love it. Do you represent a specific country?

at the World Cup. Is that how it works? It's a great question. I don't believe so. I think you represent yourself. Okay. There's two categories, though. There is the original recipe. Yes. Which you can only use six basic ingredients.

And then you've got the other category, creative. Uh-huh. Which you can use other things. But there's compulsory ingredients. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want to hear what are the different categories that they judge on? Sure. So they judge on technical execution.

Yes. A vote for the arrangement of the competitor's desk, the cleanliness, the managing of the ingredients, in your executive abilities. Okay. Which I don't think I'd go well in there. No. Aesthetic appearance. Yeah. Obviously that's self-explanatory.

taste intensity evaluates the intensity in the mouth dish equilibrium it evaluates the balance among the ingredients sure okay in the last category they judge on

flavor and harmony I reckon I could be in with a shot you know where this all happens where it happens in the little town north of Venice in Italy called Treviso, which guess what? That's where my

nunna and nunu are from. I still have ancestors there. I have cousins that still live in Treviso. So you're saying... I need to go back. Yeah. I need to go back and represent my family, the Thomas Ells, in the Tiramisu World Cup. So you're saying

if we can get you there, you've probably got a couch you can sleep on? Yeah. Okay. Well, Claudia, do Jitster? Because Jitza are our friends at the moment. Do Jetstar have any flights to Treviso leaving in the next week? We could fly into Venice and then drive. I reckon they would fly to Venice. Surely.

They'd be missing a trick if they don't have Auckland direct to Venice. Imagine if we travel to Treviso, where I'm from, my homeland. I enter into the competition. You're coming. The producers are coming. We're coming too. You need to be there to witness. I haven't seen my children for a week, but I'm coming.

Yeah. I'm in. Of course you are. Yeah, yeah. And I will take ownership and win this World Cup. Oh, my God. Do they fly to Venice? What do you win?

You win the glory? Yeah. Immortality. You win. You win. Hell yeah. The prestige. And the title of the best Tiramisu.

I mean... Does New Zealand hold any World Cups at the moment? We don't have either Rugby World Cup. No. Oh, I think we've got the Women's Cricket World Cup. So that'd look good on the mantel piece. The Women's Cricket World Cup and the Taramisu World Cup. That had tied us over, wouldn't it?

Just as prestigious as the other. I'm dead serious about this. You guys have tasted my tiramisu. It's fantastic. No, you've tasted. I have. Yeah, yeah. Do you think I'd be in with a shot?

Be honest. Yeah, I think you're in with shot, absolutely. Especially if you can push your heritage. Yeah. You know? I'm like, I come from this part of the country. Yeah, yeah. I have ancestors who have passed on their recipes down.

Okay, well, let's get a Kickstarter. Let's get a little going. Get Bree to the Turamisu World Cup. I feel like, you know, it would be something New Zealand could be proud of. I agree. You know, with Olympics not being on for a fair few years now, this could be the pinnacle. If the Australian, Italian, who lives in Auckland can win the Turamisu World Cup, that would be a huge day for New Zealand.

I know people would get behind me. It's a great cause. Let's make it happen. ZD.M.'s Brey and Clint Podcast. It is a Tuesday and on Tuesdays we go looking for a name in a haystack. Geez, a bit rough on the old vocal cords there today, wasn't it? It was a bit of a rough old one. We're still coming right.

If you didn't hear, we've been at the NRL grand final. What do you want to hear about how it went? It was fantastic. The Brisbane Broncos won it in the dying seconds. On name in a haystack, we call a random business. which one of our producers comes up with and we look for a random name that one of our other producers comes up with

if that name answers the phone today, Bree, they'll win $2,150. It does jackpot every week so if you can't tell by the amount of money we've played this game multiple times with no avail. Multiple failures. It's the most failed radio segment

in the country. It's the hardest game in radio. But today could be our day. Claudia, what are you selecting for us today? I'm going to do the name for you. Okay. Who are we looking for? I think I'm going to shoehorn more NRL into the show.

Okay, great. And one of the only players that I know, his name is Reese Walsh. Is that right? Correct. So I'm looking for Reese. Reese. In honor of... Very topical.

Yeah. Where does Reese work, Ella? He works at Evo Cycles and Nelson. I reckon he could. He could. That's not bad. Wait, what's Evo Cycles? It's a bike store.

Okay. I thought you were going to say we're going to call a plumber shop. I thought we're going to call Reese's plumbing, yeah. I think the EvoCycles Nelson. Press 1 to hear about booking a service online. No, we want Reese. Press 2 for the showroom. Yeah, he's in the showroom, isn't it?

He's in the showroom. Good luck. Good luck. Come on, Reese. Evo Cycles Nelson, this is Brandon. Hey, Brandon. It's Bree and Clint calling from ZDM radio station. Hey, Brandon.

Hey, how's it going? Good. We were looking for Rees today. There's not a Rees that works at Evo Cycles and Nelson, is there? Not in Nelson. He's basically like the company's head mechanic guy. What? No! There's a guy called Reese that is the company's head mechanic. Yeah. Not again. Brandon, we play this game called Name in a Haystack, where we just come up with a random name and then call a random business.

And today we picked Reese and Evo Cycles Nelson. If Reese had answered the first, he would have won $2,150. Oh, damn. I reckon don't tell him about this, Brandon, because he'll be devastated. Let's just keep this between us. Unless you don't like him. No, I've actually never met the guy, so...

Tell him at the Christmas party. Hey, thanks for putting up with us. We appreciate you taking our call. How is Sunny Nelson today? It's great. It's nice and sunny. As usual. All right.

Thanks, Brandon. Appreciate it, Brandon. See you later. Yeah, of course. Have a good one. Okay, see you later. God. No if and way.

We're getting closer. I can't believe that. Imagine if this gets back to Reese. Someone is going to hear this and want to ruin his day. Just don't. Yeah, don't. Don't tell Reese. It's like I'm getting a lot of win and then you lose the ticket.

Yeah, exactly right. It's like your numbers being drawn. That's what it is. Oh well. How well, back to the drawing board, guys. So again next week. There is a theory doing the rounds on social media talking about how they reckon in male friendships

you guys don't know anything about your friends. Oh, hey. Like your friends, don't get me wrong, but you don't really know details about each other's lives. I don't reckon I know my best friend's birthday. Yeah, like little details like that. I know it's this month. Shit, it could be today.

Wow. But I'll figure that out. I'll figure that out. I'll figure that out. This is a great example. Yeah. But I love them. I love them.

I know we've been friends for 30 years. Of course. It doesn't mean you're not friends. No. But there's a trend doing the rounds called the male friendship game where you test one of your male friends with a pretty basic question about yourself that they should know. Mm-hmm. And I thought we could put one of your friends, Guy Williams, to the test this afternoon. And we're going to ask him the very simple question.

What are your two daughters' names? I have low hopes. Tui and Maggie are the answers we're looking for. Let's see if he knows. I'm glad you know them. Alert yesterday. Oh, hello. Oh my God.

Is that Clint? And Bree. Hi, Guy. Oh, I get all these no-call ID calls. That's us, Guy. I assume it's the IRD. Oh, yeah. Could be them as well.

No, no, it's us. So, hi. Good afternoon. Hi, how you going? Oh, well, good, now that I'm not. No, it's not that I have to. Well, you might not be good after I ask you this question I need to ask you, Guy. I've got, like, low-level anxiety now.

What do you want to ask? It's a simple question. I'm not going to give you any context. All I want to know is, do you know the name of Clint's two daughters? And if so, what are they? Okay. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm going to say a soft yes.

Okay. Okay. I can name at least one. I'll be impressed if you can name one. At least one. So then it's not a soft. I guess that is a soft yes. Okay, what's the first?

Hang on, hang on, no, no, no. Let's, yeah. Guy, what's the name of one of my children? One of your children's name is definitely, and I'm confident, but I'm losing confidence. He's buying time. It's definitely to-y. Good job, guys. Good job, guy.

Well, yeah. Yeah, okay, all right. Well, you've got one. I'm so proud of myself. Yeah, I'll be proud of you if you get 100%. See, there's only two children. You're only halfway there, Guy. The other one's been around for four and a half years as well.

Yep. So, Guy. What is the name of Clint's second daughter? I have no idea. My first thought is Ruby, and he's named them after the rugby player Ruby Toey. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, that would be smart. Yeah.

No, I'll tell you that's incorrect. So I'll give you one more guess. Go on, just chuck something out there. Um, like when I hear, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to say, you, your other child's name is Sharon's kid's name, is Tyson. I'm going to say, uh, it's a woman. Yes, my daughter is a woman. Yep, yep, it's a girl. Uh, Bill, I, I, I, uh, it's not Bill. Ila, Ila, Ila, Isla is not a bad guess, but it's way, it's a girl. Maggie, it's Maggie, Guy.

Okay, I've never heard that name of my life. Can we sure Clint knows the name? Maybe he's wrong. Maybe I'm right. Hey, Guy, what's the name of Sharon's other kid? Well, one of them's called Tyson, so I'm going to assume the other one is Mike. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Oh my God, holy shit.

Hey, thank you for confirming everything I thought, Guy. What is this game? Is Guy Williams is a bad friend? I'm like, yes, I am. No, no, no, you're a good friend. It's pretty common guy that in male friendship, you guys don't know anything about your friends. Sad, man.

You've really given me something to think about it. I'm going to book a therapy session and after this. Okay. I'm not paying for that, so. Neither am I. Yeah, okay. My name's Bree, by the way. It's Guy Williams, everybody.

Z.D.N.C. Time for a birthday banger. For Bree and Clint. Let's do it. Birthday Banger number one songs when you turn 16. Harlow is here and they're going to do Mum's birthday banger. Hi Harlow. Hi Harlow.

Hi Harlow. What's your mum's name, Harlow? Cam. Kim. Kim. Okay. And do you know Mum's birthday? Yes.

All right. Give it to me. 6 of July, 1979. Well done, Harlow. That means your mum. Kim was 16 in 1995. And on that day, this was number one. That's an absolute classic, Harlow.

Do you know that song from TLC, Waterfalls? No. It's a good one. Does Mum like it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Thanks, Harlow.

Good work. Wait there. We're going to go to Ivy. Who's going to do their mum's birthday banger as well? Hi, Ivy. Hi, Ivy. Hello. What's your mum's birthday?

My mum's birthday is the 7th of June 1994. Nice work. That means your mum was 16 in 2010. And on that day, Ivy, this was number one. Oh, one from the archives of David Gitter. Very 2010. I love it. I love it. LMFAO.

And some other guy. Fergie? Oh, was she on it too? I feel like Fergie was on it. Getting over you. Do you like it, Ivy? I do, actually. My mum usually plays it on the way to school and back.

Does she? What's your mum's name, Ivy? Maya. Maya. You're right, Fergie was on it. David Getter. I thought she was. Chris Willis.

LMFAO and Fergie. Random mex, eh. Okay, wait there, Ivy. We're going to do Ruth's birthday banger, and it's Ruth's birthday today. Happy birthday, Ruth. Stroth, Ruth. Oh, thank you. First time caller, too.

Wait a second. Go Ruth. Go Ruth. Look at you, Ruth. Happy bloody birthday. Have you had a good one? Yeah, sure. I work at Meckers, and I was having an argument with the shake machine today.

You're not telling me that the milkshake machine, McDonald's was broken? No, it just didn't like me today. I like Clay Story. I'll have a bloody word with that milkshake machine. Ruth, what year were you born? Obviously, the 7th of October. What year?

92. All right. That means Ruth, you were 16 in 2008. And on that day, you know, 8, this was at the top. Pink. And so much. what, what do you reckon, Ruth? Oh, hell yes, she's better be playing this song.

It's one of my favourite. It is a good one from pink. Okay, wait there, Ruth. She wants her, and it's her birthday. Oh, I'm torn. You're not leaning towards that, David Gettisong, are you? I am leaning towards it. Are you really?

Yeah. I reckon it's rogue. Do you reckon? How does it start? Oh. Oh, actually, nah, that slats. Yeah, no, they come on now. Okay.

I don't want to, I don't want a dog rog. Ruth on her birthday. Nah. But I'm gonna. I'm picking David Gitter. Yeah, suck at Ruth. Happy birthday, Ruth. We love you.

Z&M's Breanclin' Clint podcast. David Gitter for birthday banger today from the peak David Gitter era 2010. That was for Ivy's mum. There's a few text on the text machine. Someone said this song has not aged well. Should have gone for pink with Ruth. Someone else said, holy crap, guys, great choice.

Sorry, Ruth. I'm definitely adding this back to the playlist. It slaps. Someone else said, I froth this as a 14-year-old. It's got that vibe to it, doesn't it? And that's the thing about birthday banger. It's of a time, and it's meant to sound like a throwback. You know?

I love it. It's meant to take you back somewhere that you're like, oh my God, this is what we used to listen to. Also, again, sorry to Ruth for dogging her on her birthday. Happy birthday again, Ruth. We love you. I didn't need to say suck at Ruth on your birthday. Yeah, that was a bit rough. Or maybe she appreciated it.

Maybe, you never know. If I know Ruth. Maybe there's what Ruth's into. If I know Ruth, she would have loved it. The ZDM Podcast Network. You know how we always love to test our fitness based on those weird exercise tests? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got another one for the team.

We've done the standing on one foot one before. Yes. We've done the push-ups. Oh, how many push-ups? Yeah. Well, we made Claudia do that one. Oh, she did the squat one as well. We're so mean to Claudia physically, aren't we?

Well, let's do another one for Claudia. It's the sit-up test. Oh, no. Oh, okay. And I've got the ages, the decades, and how many sit-ups you should be able to do depending on your age. So in your 20s, which is you, producer Ella,

apparently you should be able to knock out and this is in a row. Yeah. In a row consistently. 40 to 50 crunches in a row. No. I can tell you, maybe five. Can you have someone hold down your feet?

Or do you have to do it? Actually, good question. It's so much easier when someone's holding your feet down. Okay, 40 to 50. So good news, Claudia. Surely it'll be less in your 30s. Yeah, true. Because you've peaked already.

We've all peaked in our 20s. Yeah, isn't that sad? I feel like we peaked quite early. I have not peaked. In your 30s, you should aim. to get 30 to 40. That sounds very doable. Okay, I think whilst we're talking now, you get down.

Yeah. Just me? What about Ella? No, I'm good. You can do it. No, we need Ella to monitor you. Yeah, Ella can count. Oh my feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ella can count and hold your feet. You just bang out 30 for us and we'll just never away. We'll cross back. I got a film. Just use that camera. We can't see you. We don't have much time. You got 30 or 40 crunches to get out.

You're crunching, please. shoes off. In your 40s it goes down to 20 to 30 crunches in a row is the amount you should be able to punch out and in your 50s apparently you should aim 15 to 25.

Go ahead. It gets right down there for your 50s. I know some fit 50 year olds. 60 plus. Question. Does the crunch go... Why are you talking and not crunching? Does the crunch go all the way up? Yes. It's a little one. It's a sit up, not a crunch. Sit all the way up. All the way up and like to your

knees um and once you hit your 60s you only got a knock out 10 or 20 oh okay how many do you reckon you could do 100 you reckon you could do a hundred yeah you don't know like we don't have time for me to try it let's just let's just like tune into what's happening out there okay well she's okay claudia's done about eight Jesus she's done nine I've done nine she's going really slow oh come on Maria come on I like how you're sitting up there. You've got a lot to say when it's not you. Yeah, let's not point that out.

30 to 40. Well, we've run out of time for the break. What's the number that Claudia got to? What did you get, Claude? 15. 15. 50. It's enough for a 60-year-old.

So it's better than nothing. Test your number tonight, guys. Let's see what you get. Oh, she's got abs. It's Z.M's Bree and Clint podcast. There's a 71-year-old Polish millionaire named Wadley-Lay-Shaw. Gronchowski. God, the pronunciation was spot on there. Wasn't it? I've been practicing, thank you. He wants to get the birth rate up in Poland

and he's offering a prize to anyone who gets pregnant in one of his 23 hotels. What? Real story. Any couple who conceives at one of his 23 hotels will receive a free quote, celebration like a christening. Okay? So he'll throw some kind of party for for the baby and pay for it. Do they need to show proof? Yes. They need to show a birth certificate. Uh-huh.

And, like, a video. Video of the... One of the hotel staff needs to be present in the room during conception. No, they need to show their booking and the... There is always a chair in the corner of a hotel room. And that's what it's for. Yeah. That's what it's for.

I've thought that a few times. Wasn't it nice in my hotel room that there was a daybed, of a chair, which made a difference for us over the weekend. You could lounge on it. Yeah, yeah. That sounds weird you saying that. It made a difference for us. It was meant to. Also, if someone, because he's a property mogul,

he owns 23 hotels and apartment buildings and that sort of thing, if anyone buys one of his properties and has a baby in it, within the first five years of ownership, he'll give them nearly five grand. God, what a weird incentive from

him. What a kinky millionaire. Yeah. He's like, please have sex in my buildings. Please. I just want to know that people are using the beds. I don't need a watch. So he wants to know that the babies are conceived in his hotel. I don't know where I was conceived and I don't think I want to. But you do.

And how does it make you feel to know exactly where you were conceived? Because your mum told us on the show where you were conceived. Do you guys remember this? Do you guys know where Brie was conceived? Oh, I can never forget. No, no, no, no, no. You guys know, eh? Yeah.

Look, I'll be honest. Was it on the roller coaster at Rainbow's End? That's why it's called Rainbow's End. It's why it's called the corkscrew. Yeah. Look, I don't regret many things on this show. Well, you didn't do it. Yeah.

Your mum and dad did it. Yeah, they did. In fairness, to my mother, when we called her. And for some reason, why was that question asked? I don't know. I don't know. She'd had a few shardinates, and I was truly traumatized. Like, I'm being full serious by her telling me that I was conceived in a hallway.

In a hallway because they didn't make it to the bedroom. They haven't too much fun. Have you been back to that hallway recently? I don't want to know what bloody hallway it was, Claudia. At least you know, you were conceived with passion. Yeah, exactly. Love. Yeah.

with passionate lovemaking. That makes me feel so good. On your parents on the floor in the hallway. Not like us. We were hate babies. Probably. I hate you guys. Oh, not tonight.

Oh, God damn it. I'm tired. Yeah, no, I feel great about it. I think I want to call mum again now just to relive that story. Would you like us to call it? Absolutely not. Let's go to a song. Play ZDM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok,

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