ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 7th September 2022

Episode Date: September 7, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Bam, ba-da-ba, ba-ba-ba. Bam, ba-da-ba, ba-ba-ba. Hello everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast and a very European welcome back to our favourite co-producer, Gisela. Hello. Bonjour.

Bonjour. Bonjour. Une baguette. Aloha. Merci. Une baguette, merci. Konnichiwa. Bon. Bonjour. Un baguette. Aloha. Merci. Un baguette, merci. Konnichiwa. Le vegan, ahau. Hello.

Ohoho, c'est donc chérie. How's it going, Ella? It's going good. Do I have an accent? No, you do have a ripping tan, though. You look very healthy. Thank you. I did bathe in Italy. You look very healthy. Really? Thank you. I did bathe in Italy. She's come back ginger as well. Yeah.

I got a haircut today at 9am. Fresh. How long were you at the hairdressers for? I just left at like 11. 11, yeah. Two hours. Two hours? God, I hate being at the hairdressers for hours and hours.

It takes a while. I feel like they need to install TVs in the mirrors. Well, I say me too. I've never had a haircut that went longer than an hour. I was going to say, what are you talking about? Oh, no, I got foils once. Did you? For your tips. Yeah.

Do you have any photos? I've been at the hairdresser for four and a half hours one time. I think that managed five hours once. I was getting my hair chemically straightened. Oh, my gosh. And then I had a color maybe put into it and then a haircut. I was there for three hours once and I walked out and I didn't look any different. I got home and I was like, you know what?

Your hair is soft and it's been done. And you're like, wow. And everyone's like, what? What happened? What did you do? Did you brush it? Ella, what was the best country you visited on your five-week European sojourn? Careful.

Why? Amsterdam. Amsterdam. Amsterdam's not a country. Sorry, Brie. It's not a country. It's a city. Netherlands.

Sorry, I'm good at geography. It's fine. Amsterdam. My favourite country, I'm going to say Hamilton. Did you get on the weed brownies in Amsterdam? Am I allowed to say this? It's legal there. It's legal over there.

Oh, yeah. But you don't have to say it. No, it's fine. There was a vegan little cookie. I've never heard of anything more Gen Z than a vegan weed brownie. The problem is, though, once she had her vegan cookie, she got the munchies and ate two KFC

quarter packs. Yep. Oh, good, no. No, good night. Absolutely not. Good night. What do you do, what do you do

for munchies? Not on the brownies per se, but say you've had a big night and you're heading home from town and obviously

there's only what's open, open. Bread. Yeah, honestly, I fall asleep with bread in my mouth. Or like toast or Macca's chips. I was vegan for a bit there and I'd get the frozen ciabatta buns out of the freezer

and just like cook those up. Yeah, all good. Hash browns. Hash browns. Okay, I can do hash browns. In uni, everyone did meat on chips and I would just get like chips. Chips or chips.

Chips are a good option. Falafel, pardon? Halal. A halal pack. What's halal? God, it's not a thing here in New Zealand. No. This is Aussie.

Freaking best. Well, it's not technically Aussie. Here we've got a more classy name for it, okay? Meat on chips. Meat on chips. A halal pack for our Aussie listeners. You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm saying.

You get it from the kebab shop. Essentially, it's like a kebab on chips. Is it as good as a chicken roll? Just as good. Just not good. They put all different types of sauce over it. Oh, it's just so good. What was the worst country you went to, Ella?

I will say... Don't say Italy. Yeah, Italy. No, I'm joking. I'm joking. Switzerland was very expensive. Beautiful, like Queenstown on crack. More beautiful than Queenstown?

Uh, depends on who you are. I found it like just stunning because there was like, we were up on a mountain and there was like this little valley village that you just looked down. Were you high on a hill with a lonely goat? Yep. Actually, we saw a little deer, Bambi's. Little Bambi's. Bambi?

Did you see Bambi's mum? Probably not. Yeah, there was two of them. Two-sode man, two-sode. Sorry. I haven't watched it. Spoilers. Bambi's mum dies.

Spoiler alert. Of natural causes. Oh, okay. She didn't get shot. Did you go to... Oh, no, she did, but she was shot by a human being. Did you go to Italy? Yeah.

What was your favourite place you went to in Italy? Well, we stayed in the middle of nowhere in Tuscany. Oh, dream. I've heard Tuscany is beautiful. The place we stayed at was like a Love Island set, which you guys would like. It was really cool. Lovely. Did you go to Venice?

No, we went to Florence. That was cool. Florence. Florence. Did you have any pasta? Yeah, vegan pasta. It's probably not the same experience. Like the pizza we had wasn't great because of the cheese.

Being vegan in Italy would not be the full experience. Not the vibe. Yeah, it's okay. Was it hard? Is it any moment hard where you're like, I really want to experience that food? Oh, like food-wise. You didn't cave at all?

No, not really. I guess because I don't really love cheese. Like, I know you, Brie, you love it, and so you would struggle. But I was fine. I was just like, all good. It's okay. It makes my tummy sore. You don't like cheese?

She eats Brie on a hangover, and she doesn't like cheese. You don't like cheese? Every day I understand Jim's in less and less. You just haven't had a good cheese. It's okay. I'll give you some parmesan. No, I'm good. Thank you.

I love that part in My Big Fat Greek Wedding where they're like, he's a vegetarian. What do you mean he don't eat? What do you mean he don't eat the meats? He's a vegetarian. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

I'll make him the lamb. He doesn't eat beef Oh dear Okay, well welcome back Ella We're glad to have you back Thank you, good to be here We missed you Arrivederci

Tomorrow I'll bring you some Switzerland chocolate Swiss chocolate? Is it lint? No Is it vegan? Yes No, it's good Oh, speaking of

To Rhiannon, one of our amazing podcast listeners. Oh, yeah. She just got it. Yeah. She got it right here. I've been snacking on it. Snacky snacks. Thank you.

Thank you, Rhiannon, again, if you're listening. Thank you, Rhiannon. We ate all of our mint lumps the other night. Yeah, we've eaten. I've eaten too much. My lovely lady mint lumps. I've eaten way too much. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow. I've eaten too much. My lovely lady mint lumps. I've eaten way too much. Enjoy the podcast, everybody.

We'll catch you back tomorrow. Bye. Bye, everyone. The song slaps. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrims. What time is it? Three, two, one.

It is Bree and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Good afternoon, everyone. Happy hump day. I had a great morning this morning. Did you? I went to the chemist.

Yeah. And I bought myself a nasal douche. A nasal douche. Right. I mean, I'm just... Where are you going to use it? On my nose. Oh, yeah, just checking.

Nasal. Yeah. Nasal. Well, you don't have to use it there. You nose. Oh, yeah, just checking. Nasal. Yeah. Nasal. Well, you don't have to use it there. You can do it if you want once you've purchased it. I know, but wouldn't you purchase the one that's for other areas? Yeah, well, if you want.

I don't know what the price difference is. It's only got a small nozzle. If it was cheaper, I'd still get the nose one. The nozzle one. The nozzle one. Hey, I'm excited about it because my sinuses are literally packed full of crap. Yeah, I can't wait to see what comes out. Oh, yeah, that's not fun.

Yeah. No, that's the best bit. That's the good bit. Is it? Seeing what comes out, yeah. Have you ever watched those videos on TikTok where people go into the clinic and they put like a little tray under people's ears and they flush their ears out? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not into Dr. Pimple Popper, but I find that stuff quite satisfying.

It's so yuck. Well, this morning I went and had to buy a new tyre because we'd punctured a tyre on our car. Do you know what I ran over? What? A key. You ran over a key? There was a key jammed inside the tyre that had popped the tyre.

Oh my God. Someone's key. Was it to a safe? No, it looked like someone's car key. Maybe it's a key to a treasure chest. No, it looks like a car key. Oh, a car key. You know how the modern car keys, they flick out of the little, what are they called?

A key fob. Yeah. And it's got that really thick groove cut inside the key itself. Yes. It was that through our car wheel. God, bizarre. So either someone's tried to start my car via the tyre with their car key, or I've run over someone's set of car keys and driven off with it.

I don't know. Either way, pop the tyre. I'd need a whole new tyre. Or someone keyed your car and they missed. Yeah, they keyed my tyres. Today on the show, we're going to get Saatchi in the studio after 5.30. They're here because they're going to perform at Symphony in the Domain in 2023. And when we talk to Will and Nick from Saatchi, we'll give away a Symphony double pass this afternoon.

Correct. We'll also tell you a bit more about the secret sound worth $100,000 and how you can pick up $2,000 just by watching CTI, which is on again tonight at 7.30 on TV2. Celebrity Treasure Island. First, though, it's time to play tradie versus lady. If you want to prove yourself the smartest tradie and or lady in the nation, give us a call right now. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. We've played a lot of games this year And the tradies have won 79 of those games To the ladies 64 wins There is plenty of time left in the year For the ladies to stage a comeback And it starts today Our lady is 33

She's from Blenheim And she fractured her back in a skydiving accident When she was 22 years old Welcome to the show, Rachel G'day Rachel I always say that I'm never going to skydive diving accident when she was 22 years old. Welcome to the show, Rachel. G'day, Rachel. I always say that I'm never going to skydive because of stories like this. What happened? It wasn't all bad. The rest of the experience was really good, but the landing just didn't go so well. Yeah, right. You're a

glass half full person, aren't you, Rachel? I definitely have, yeah. It wasn't the falling out of a plane thing that was the issue. It was the hitting the ground bit that was the real issue. Yeah, absolutely, yeah. This exact same thing happened to a friend of mine's mum and she broke like six vertebrae.

Have you been again since your accident, Rachel? No, but I have bungee jumps since then. I'm willing, I'm willing. I'm willing. Bungee jump, much safer. Can't keep a good woman down. You're taking on our tradie today.

He's 18 years old. He's from Martin, and he likes pies. Welcome to the show, Maka. G'day, Maka. Let's talk pies. What is the ultimate best pie here in New Zealand? Probably steak and cheese. Where from?

From the Ma and Pa's Bakery in Martin the Mar and Pa's Bakery in Martin. Mar and Pa's Bakery in Martin. Get one on your next journey down country. Macca's getting a Mar and Pa's pie from Martin in the bakery in Martin. Are you all right? Yep. All right, let's do it.

What is going on? Macca, your buzzer is tradie. Rachel, your buzzer is lady. Here comes question number one. Buzz in when you know the answer. Which actor plays Bridget Jones in the Bridget Jones movie series? Lady. Yes, Rachel.

Renee Zellweger. That is correct. You're on the board. One point to the ladies. Question number two. What is the name of the company that produces the popular Chuck Taylor shoe? Trady. Macca.

Yes, Macca. Converse. It is Converse. Question number three. One apiece. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Trady. Yes, Macca.

Who's that? LMFAO. LMFAO is... Wrong. Rachel. Free, Mecca. Who's that? LMFAO. LMFAO is... Wrong. Rachel. Free guess, Rach? Do you want to hear a little bit more? Yeah, yeah, a little bit more.

Okay. Is it Usher? Oh, no, not Usher either. The answer we were looking for was Chris Brown. Chris Brown. All right, no points there for anyone. Question number four, still one apiece. What is a female elephant called?

Lady? Yes, Rachel. Is it a cow? It is a cow. Wow, where did you pull that one out of? I have no idea. Yeah, well, well done. Nice work, Rachel.

Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. Name the former National Party deputy leader who has just launched her own podcast. Yes, Macca. Judith Collins. Judith Collins. Jeez, that would be an interesting podcast.

Yeah, I'd be tuning in for the first episode. It starts like this. Talofa, everybody. I'm Judith Collins. Judith Collins. Jeez, that would be an interesting podcast. Yeah, I'd be tuning in for the first episode. It starts like this. Telofa, everybody. I'm Judith Collins. No, that's what the podcast is called. Telofa. No, that's not the right answer. Do you want a free guess, Rach?

In fact, you can have the rest of the question, actually. Yep, okay. Her own podcast titled Ask Me Anything. Oh, God, that doesn't help. Former National Party deputy leader, female. Nikki someone? No. No, it is Paula Bennett.

Paula Bennett. I'm going to be on one of the episodes. Paula Benefit. Are you? Are you going to be on Paula's podcast? Yeah, I'm going to be on one of the episodes, available now on iHeartRadio. Exactly right. All right, that means two to to be on one of the episodes available now on iHeartRadio. Exactly right.

All right, that means two to the ladies, one to the tradies still. Question number six. What was Adele's debut album called? Was it 18, 19 or 21? Yes, Rachel. 19. She's won. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. I told you the lady comeback began today. Rach, congratulations for winning Tradiverse Lady. You go home with $50 cash thanks to KFC. Yeah, the girls. Yeah, the girls. Rachel, please don't put it towards another skydive. Please, Rachel. This money must be spent on land.

Okay, Rach? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, James. Have a good day. please Rachel this money must be spent on land okay Rach yes yeah yeah thanks James have a good day Bree and Clint we're talking what's your note story a woman over in Canberra

has been hailed a hero after she left a note on a woman's car with all of her contact details because she bumped into her car I love these days

to be hailed a hero, you just have to do the most basic right thing. People expect so little of each other now. The minute you do the right thing, they're like you should deserve a knighthood. The amount of times I've seen someone hit a car and

drive off is crazy. Yep, definitely. People do it all the time. So what's your note story? Remy's here. Good afternoon, Remy. Hello, Remy. Hi. Tell us, was it you that left someone a note or did you get left a note? I am the one who left a note.

What happened? Yeah, I swerved into the corner of Rimwara and Greenline East. Yeah. And I hit a the car okay what a parked car it was parked yeah oh no and i was worried because and i stopped because um i said oh my god what happened to my side mirror oh no it's not my side mirror that was damaged yeah Yeah. It was her car. Yeah. And so I scribbled a note, all my details. Oh, that's nice.

And then I told her about to get hold of me as soon as possible because. And did she? Did she follow through and call you to get some money? Yes. Yeah, okay. She called the following day. Okay, yeah. I was worried.

I wonder if she saw the note. And then she did. Really? Bad place to hit a car in Rimuera. What kind of car was it? It was a Maserati. No. BMW?

An Audi? Aston Martin? No, I think it was a Continental car. What was that? Toyota Vitz? It's not an Audi. No, I think it was Continental Car of, what was that? Turn of It. It's not an oldie. Yeah. Doesn't matter, Remy.

It's all good. Yeah. You did the right thing. You did the right thing. Well done. You deserve a gold star. Let's talk to Tyler. Hi, Tyler.

Hi, Tyler. Hi. Did you dish out a note or did you receive one? I received one on my moped scooter. Oh, someone noted your scooter. What did they say? So I was at the supermarket and I came out and there was a note that said, don't let the hard times weigh you down.

Someday you'll smile. Tyler, did you like that or did you find it a bit condescending? Oh, no, I actually did like it. I thought it was cute. They weren't trying to recruit you for their religion, were they? Because sometimes they do that and they sucker you in with a note like that and then when you're down on your luck. It was on the back of a pack and save receipt.

Oh, okay. Oh, that's nice then. Because you know when people see you and they go, oh, you should smile more, you're prettier. And you go, get away from me. Okay, thank you, Tyler. Susie's here. G'day, Susie.

Hiya. Did someone leave you a note, Susie? No, I watched someone crash into a parked car outside my work and then she came in and asked for a pen and paper to leave a note. And while she was driving, I read her note and she put on there, if you hadn't parked so poorly, I wouldn't have hit you bloody. Wait, did she leave any contact details or just the passive aggressive note? Yeah, so as she was leaving, I took a discreet photograph of her and her car number plate

and when the owner of the car that had been questioned turned up, I gave her all the details. Imagine if someone crashed into your car and then left you a note blaming you for it. I'd be so pissed. Oh, I'd be so pissed off. Good on you for getting the photos. You know what?

You're a bloody hero. I love people like you. I had someone do that for me when someone did a hit and run on my car. I was in the car and this other woman literally drove got the number plate, did a U-turn and came and gave it to me. Yeah, you need that. Oh wow. Heroes.

There you go. Watch out for notes everybody. And if you're writing them, you know, put a couple of compliments on there. That's what Brie likes. Yeah, nice handwriting too. Never goes astray. Brie and Clint. Time to get to LA for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean's here. Troubling announcement from Justin Bieber today. Dean, what's the latest? Here's the latest. So we spoke about this on the show that he was diagnosed with a very rare syndrome and he has recovered. You might recall it dropped half of his face, froze really. He recovered. He went back on tour. He has today announced he's cancelling the rest of his tour. He has said, look, I need

to focus on my health. He did a few shows and he said it really, quote, took a massive toll on me. There is, however, expectation that he's going to play the Australasian leg, which is actually, I think, in December. That's what it says. That's what I've read, that he will do the Australasian leg, which includes New Zealand. But unfortunately, he's cancelling the rest of his tour. Fair call.

Yeah, fair call. You've got to put your health first. We've got a statement here from the New Zealand promoter regarding the Justin Bieber shows, which are meant to happen in December. They said, We're aware that Justin has decided to take a break from touring and we wish Justin a speedy recovery

and admire his decision to put his health first. We can't wait to see him back on the road. Our understanding is the Australian and New Zealand leg of the tour is set to go ahead as scheduled. Well, there you go. I mean, obviously he's not well. He went through something quite scary, and he's still obviously not completely 100% right.

And if you're a true Justin Bieber fan, if he has to take a break to focus on his health, you won't hold that against him, will you? You shouldn't. You'll go, oh, well, I'll get my ticket back, and all good. I don't want the guy to die on stage. I mean, we'd love to see him

here in New Zealand in December, but only if he is feeling 100% up to it. Exactly right. There you go. That's the latest on Justin Bieber

with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy. Qantas, your favourite airline. What do you mean just because I'm Australian? Is it not? I mean, I love Qantas. Kiw airline. What do you mean just because I'm Australian? Is it not? I mean, I love Qantas.

Kiwis love Air New Zealand. Australians love Qantas or Ansett. Oh, jeez, that's a throwback. Yeah. My auntie used to work for Ansett. Did she? She got made redundant. Oh.

Back in the day. When they folded. When they folded. Yeah. Yeah. Some Ansett memorabilia. There's some airplane spotters out there who would pay good money for her uniform

or her badge or something like that. I bet they would. Anyway, this is not on ANSET there as a defunct airline. Freedom Air, there's another one. I think that's gone too. Anyway, we're getting off track. Aviation news. Qantas have said they're now offering

a neighbour-free option that allows their customers to pay to block anyone from sitting in the seat next to them. I mean, it's a great idea from Qantas. It is a great idea. They do have good ideas on that airline. So it starts at just $30. You can pay $30 to have the seat next to you empty on the plane.

That's real cheap. Yeah, isn't it? Like even, I wonder if that price changes depending on the flight. It does. Yeah. So it starts at $30. The longer the flight the more it costs. The more expensive, yeah. But I mean, it still seems pretty cheap. I said this to Bree earlier and she goes

ugh. So if it's the middle seat, do you mean the person on the other side of it gets that seat empty for free? I wonder if they have to pay. And they don't have to pay anything. They might be another person who's elected to pay for a seat. They sit you next to someone else who paid for it.

Yeah, maybe. And then you have to draw a line down the middle of that empty seat. You're like, this half of this middle seat is mine. This half is where I put my stuff. That half is where you put your stuff. Not to be outdone, Air New Zealand have chirped up and they said, we already do this. Oh yeah, they do too.

So they said if you buy Works Deluxe on trans-Tasman flights, they give you a neighbour-free guarantee on the plane. Oh, right. But you've got to buy a Works Deluxe. That's part of the Works Deluxe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else do you get with Works Deluxe? Works Deluxe, you get food.

Food. Food and you get a bag. Movies. Movies and a bag. And a bag. I think. Yeah., you get food and you get movies in a bag. In a bag. I think. Yeah. Do you get passes into the lounge?

No, but you used to get all that stuff anyway when you booked a flight. You used to get food, movies, and a bag. Oh,

the good old days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now they're like, that's the premium option. The prices start, you can fly under the plane

with the bags. That's entry level. That's in the, in the bags that's entry level that's in the cargo hold that's called cargo anyway they said there's lots of perks especially if you're on the frequent flyer program so it might pay to look at the T's and C's of next year's Kauru membership Brie and just say

just make sure you're getting the full use out of it yeah totally I just gotta ring all the benefits out as I can. Definitely. As many as I can. And see if you can keep that plus one going, because I quite like riding the coattails. I was going to say, you need to be careful

talking about me and my koru membership. Because you want to keep riding in the comfy seat. Yes, I do. Bree and Clint. We want to talk about underwhelming proposals. Tommy Fury from Love Island has said he's going to propose to Molly May soon. He said it on Instagram, not to her. He just said it on Instagram.

They probably had a conversation about it then, though. You reckon? Yeah, if he's talking about it on social media, I'd say so. A lot of text coming through on the text machine where a lot of people have proposed during a TV show, just watching TV. Really? Like in the middle of the Big Bang Theory. Yeah, someone said, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were watching Criminal Minds.

Didn't even have the ring, I just showed her a photo of it and the receipt. She gives me crap about it all the time. I thought maybe you were going to say she was into it. That's our style. But no, she expected a little bit more than Criminal Minds. Such a romantic show. Totally. Let's talk to Kate. You're willing to admit that you had a bit of an underwhelming proposal, Kate?

Very much so. So I've been married for 22 years now, but my husband proposed to me when he was drunk and I laughed at him and he said, what do I have to do for you to actually believe I want to marry you? And I just turned around to him and said, ask me when you're sober. Sober up, yeah. I can just imagine, Kate, the amount of proposals that happen after a few beers.

Yes, yeah. There's so many. Yes, so this was one of them. Did he remember the proposal the next day? Yeah, we actually, my mum at the time was working for a jewellery shop and they were going into, they were doing a, what's it called, a count of some sort, you know. Oh, I can't think of it at the moment, but they weren't open.

So we actually went in and got the ring, brought it, and then just told the parents that we'd got engaged. But it was that. Imagine the next day, Kate, you wake up and he's like, I don't know what you're talking about. We were living together. Where did you get that ring from? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Well, congratulations. 22 years later, Kate, it's all worked out very well. This person wants to be anonymous with their underwhelming proposal story. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello, hello. Tell us, Anonymous, what happened?

Hubby and I have been now married for 12 years, so it worked out all right. So we had been together for a couple of years and we'd had a bit of an argument that morning before work, as you do. Yeah. And his proposal was to send me a bunch of flowers to work to say sorry for whatever the thing was

and to go and choose a ring when I was ready. So there was no send it me, there was no I love you, there was no you mean everything to me, it was just go and choose a ring when you're ready. Go and choose the one you want. It was a make-up proposal. Yeah, so I did go and send $2,000 on the ring.

Oh, good on you, Anonymous. I was going to say, was there a budget or did you just do whatever you wanted? There was no budget in this instance, no. Okay. That's an expensive I'm just do whatever you wanted? There was no budget in this instance, no. Okay. That's an expensive I'm sorry, isn't it? It was. But so 16 years later, we've been together and still no,

will you marry me after all of that? But you don't remember what the fight was about, so it's okay. I don't. That's the main thing. Oh, well, it all worked out for the best. Someone on the text machine said, the wedding is in March and I knew the proposal was coming. He's a farmer and it was in his overall.

He was in his overalls all covered in cow poo and I also look like crap, but he proposed. Romance, baby. That is romance. Love is in the air or is that cow poo? Finally, Emma, what was your underwhelming proposal? So I was 36 weeks pregnant with our son. I'd been waiting and waiting for this sort of proposal to happen.

We'd gone and looked at rings and everything. And so I'd planned us a baby moon, and it was all romantic. Like, I'd made, like, several opportunities for him to do it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Set it up perfect. You dropped the hint. This is right here, right in front of you. The whole weekend goes past, nothing happens, and I'm pissed.

Like, so, sorry, so angry. And so I wake up on a Sunday, which is my birthday, and I was like, where are the flowers? Where are the presents? There's nothing. And so 36 weeks pregnant, trying to put my shoes on, really angry. And he goes, go over to the mini bar, and he's like, oh, do you want a chocolate bar and i'm like

no i don't want a chocolate bar man like no i don't know and then he's like no and then he's like well do you want some knobby's nuts which are these australian nuts which is where we live yeah i know that's so good yeah so good even those i was like no i don't want any knobby's nuts man and he's like yeah and then he's like well do you want this and then he's standing in front of me with a ring and i was like what i was like you do it And then he's like, well, do you want this? And then he's standing in front of me with a ring and I was like, what? I was like, you do it. You've angered me and now you do it?

And then his explanation for that is you really need to feel the lows to appreciate the highs. Oh, yeah, good from him. This man. I was like, are you serious? This man. This man is playing with fire with a 36-week pregnant woman. That's it. And like I said, he's like, I was going to do it in the elevator when we left to really keep you on your toes. This man is playing with fire with a 36-week pregnant woman.

He's like, I was going to do it in the elevator when we left to really keep you on your toes. I thought you were going to kill me, so I thought I'd better do it now. Emma, I love it because he was willing to whine and dine you, willing to give you anything from the minibar. That's not easy. I know. He was really sweeping me off my feet. He was.

I mean, he was really taking you out. Well, there you go. Maybe those proposal stories will make you feel better about yours this afternoon. Yeah, potentially. What about this last text? He rolled out of bed and he was naked and I just couldn't stop laughing the whole time. So definitely not my dream proposal. That was the proposal.

I wonder where he was keeping the ring. We could spend forever for him. Bree and Clint. was keeping the ring. Look at the time. We're just going to wait until it hits 4.30. Close enough. It's Google downtime. What the hell? I think Google's actually...

Google Down is back for another week, and this is where we endeavour to find out who is the fastest Googler. It'll be Claudia, Ella, myself, or you, Loretta. Kia ora. G'day, Loretta. How are you? How are you doing, mate? Oh, good, thanks.

Have you heard the game before? Oh, kind of. All right, I'll give you the rules again, and for everyone playing along as well. Here's how it works. I'm going to read out a question that I've put into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up for that exact question. If you're the first person to yell out the correct answer, you get a point.

First to three points wins. Got it. Everyone ready? Mm-hmm. All right, here we go. Loretta, are you Googling on a phone? On a tablet. On a tablet.

All right, we'll use phones. We're all using our fingers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quite similar. All right, here we go, guys. Question number one. What country was the person from who invented the wheelbarrow? What kind of question is this?

China? No. That's correct, Claudia. She's quick. She's very quick. Claudia, can I ask, what did you type in? I typed in, what country person invested wheelbarrow? Invested.

I had to do a bit of scrolling. Came up with the right answer. Yeah, right. They were indeed from China. There you go One to Claudia She's on the board Question number two

Isn't it weird that someone Had to invent the wheelbarrow Yeah Like you just think of it As something that's always been there But someone would have invented that And then showed it to someone And someone went

Shit that's amazing It's a great invention How do I carry all my garden stuff Yeah yeah yeah When you think about it Like you act as the other two wheels. Yeah, I'm like, oh, nah, that's too much, mate. It's 4.30, not 4.20, okay?

No, don't ya? Okay, here we go. Question number two. What year was The Little Mermaid released? 1986. Clint's out. 1989. God, she's quick.

What the heck? She is quick. I've never gotten a point. I don't get it. Did you Google that? I did Google that. Wow, that was quick. I knew it was 80s, so I thought to beat you, I have to have a guess.

Give it a go. Loretta, you still with us? Come on, you got this next one. Get in there. Here we go. What sort of tablet is it that you're using? Oh, it's the son's tablet. Oh, it's the son's tablet. Oh, it's the son's tablet.

Right. Yeah. It's right here. It sits out the background. Is that why the son is like, Mum, give me back my tablet. Mummy's busy right now. Right.

Question number three. Someone needs to get this one to stop producer Claudia. I'll get it then. Loretta will do it. Here we go. Question number three. How much did the biggest gold nugget found in Australia weigh? How much did the biggest gold nugget...

Oh, between 1,648 ounces and 1,696. What's in kgs? Oh, for goodness sake. 72 kgs. That's not fair. You've got it. That is correct. A 72 kg gold KGs. That's not fair. You've got it. That is correct. A 72 KG

gold nuggy. That's a lot. That's a lot of nuggy. They called the nugget the welcome stranger. Yeah, right. That is crazy. Yeah, that's bigger. I'd retire from gold mining if I found that. It's the size of a person. I think you could. Yeah. Alright, Clint's on the board with one.

Claudia's got two. Here comes question number four. How old is Celebrity Treasure Island contestant Dame Susan Devoy? World champion squash player? 58. Claudia says 58. Has she got the win? She does. Yep.

That is correct. She does have the win for another week. Don't be mad, guys. She can't be beaten. Loretta. I tried. No, I know. None of us did much better at all, to be honest.

Claudia won it pretty fair. We appreciate you giving it a go, Loretta. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Oh, thanks, hey. And a small flake carved off the welcome stranger coming your way as well. Did you know that there is a world championships for Monopoly? No, but it doesn't surprise me. I love this stuff.

They probably show it on ESPN too. They probably would. I would watch it. It's kind of like, you know, poker. They show spelling bees on there. They showed that world championships at Excel on ESPN too. Well, they definitely screened the Monopoly world champs then. Yeah, this is exciting times because there's a reigning champion

and he goes by the name of Nico Falcone, a lawyer from Venice, Italy, who pocketed over $40,000 after winning his final champion match in China. Wow, okay. Of course a lawyer is the world champion of Monopoly, eh? He's probably a property lawyer. Yeah. And he probably, when someone tries to buy a roadhouse. A property lawyer? Yeah. He probably goes, when someone tries to buy a row of houses.

A property lawyer? Yeah. He probably goes, oh, actually, no, you can't do that. It says right here in the limb report that you can't build more than two properties on here. Nah, it's not, you can't do it. You can't build more than two hotels. And I've got it right here in the rules. It's not in the unitary plan.

He took out the championship game in just under 47 minutes. Wait, you can finish a game of Monopoly in 47 minutes? Yeah, and he said you can do it pretty easily if you just know the rules really well. Well, tell me these rules, because I don't think I have ever finished a game of Monopoly. So he has shared his top two tips to win a game of Monopoly, and here they are.

The first one, he says, jail is your enemy at the beginning of the game, which I mean, I knew that. Yeah. Because you want to be landing on as many properties as you can and buying up everything you can. Yeah. But he said, it's your best friend towards the end of the game.

So by the time everyone has bought everything and put all their properties on, he He's like when you go to jail You need to stay there as long as possible Because you can collect money If people land on your properties But you don't have to go around the board Paying people Do you still get paid when you're in jail?

Yeah apparently he said And I mean I believe the world champion Monopoly player I did not know that Okay good So that's his first tip The second tip Which I don't think I knew this rule. He said you can buy and build houses any time between other people's turns,

not only just when it's your turn. Really? Yeah. I haven't played Monopoly for a long time. You don't have to be on your property to start building on it? No. You don't have to be on your property to start building on it? No. You don't have to land on your property to start building on it? No, you just need to have a full set.

Oh, my God. So the banker really needs to be an independent person so they can be off the game. I never trust someone who goes, I'll be banker. Yeah, and then they're playing as well. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're always cheating.

The banker needs to be independent, don't they? Yeah. Yeah, okay. And they're the top two rules, he said. Far out. I didn't know that one that you can, because there was a massive fight that happened during a game of Monopoly one time.

Yeah. When someone we knew kept wanting to buy houses and properties in between turns. Yeah. And there's massive fight broke out where people were like, you can't do it, not on your turn, but apparently you can. They were right. Do you reckon this guy's popular in his family at Christmas,

being the world champion? Or do you reckon even playing against the world champion, there are still fights in Monopoly? You know? 100% there would be. Yeah, right. Good. Well, good to know it's in every family.

Brianne Clint. An Aussie woman has released her creative list of nicknames she has given to her colleagues now look I don't know if the colleagues at her workplace know that these are their nicknames but they're not going to be listening

so she refers to them they're not going to be hearing this unless they're holidaying in Queenstown in which case, Kia ora, welcome welcome. Welcome. Bit of fun. Let's kick it off with the first colleague. She has nicknamed the wicket keeper. Okay, why is she called the wicket keeper? Because apparently he puts on gloves and just stands back. Wait, what does this woman do for a job? It doesn't say.

Right. But I'm not sure. Right, okay. So that's the first one. The second colleague she works with, she's nicknamed Harvey Norman. Yeah. Because he's had three years at the company, no interest. That's quite good. That's pretty good.

This one's pretty good too. Another colleague she calls Sensolite. Sensolite. Sensolite only works if someone walks past. Yeah, that's good. Don't sit there and don't think it's not relatable. The next one, Noodles, thinks all jobs take two minutes. That's not bad.

That's not bad. You can get away with calling someone Noodles and them not really know. Oh, that's a cute name. Yeah, that's quite cute. It's because you're lazy. What about Blister? Apparently calls her colleague Blister because appears only when the hard work is done. Oh, yeah, okay.

That's rough. There's a real pain in the ass. That's rough. Another colleague, she says she's nicknamed Deck Chair, always folds under pressure. Yeah, that's good. That's rough. Someone else, she's nicknamed G-Spot.

Oh, yeah. You can never find him. Oh, yeah. What about Wheelbarrow? Only works when he's pushed. Relatable. Another one, another colleague, she's nicknamed limo, carries about eight people.

Oh, okay. So that's a nice one. That's a positive nickname. That's a nice one. The limo. And the last one, nicknames for her colleagues, she calls this colleague cordless because charges all night but only works for two hours.

Charges all night, works for two hours. Yeah, that's good. Creative. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So creative. So you can insult somebody quite seriously with a nickname so long as it's creative. Exactly.

If it's funny. If it's funny, you can get away with way more. People should be able to see the funny side. I thought this afternoon we could ask people, 0800DIALZM, do you know someone or maybe you've given someone a creative nickname? Yeah, maybe someone at your work has a nickname like this. And like Bree said, maybe they've got no idea.

Maybe they don't know that that's their nickname. Maybe you found out that you had a creative nickname about you. Do you want to share it with us? You can call 0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text the nickname with the explanation into 9696. I can't wait for these. Bree and Clint. There's so many coming through on the text machine. You were saying more texts than calls because some people don't want to say the mean one live on the radio.

Look, I kind of get it. Look, I'll read some of them out. Someone said, we have someone at work that we call Siri because they always answer questions asked to other people when they're not being asked. That's pretty creative. Someone else said, we've got a friend called Dinners, makes a meal out of everything. Yeah, that's good. That's pretty good. That's pretty creative. Someone else said, we've got a friend called Dinners, makes a meal out of everything. Yeah, that's good. That's pretty good.

That's good. Someone else said, we've got a friend Helicopter. They hover around, make heaps of noise, but they don't do anything. Dom's willing to tell us his one. G'day, Dom. G'day, Dom. G'day. Yeah, had a manager years ago Who we called

The Fish The Fish Okay Who's that? Yeah well his handshake Was really weak And felt like you were Holding up

A cold fish Dom There's nothing No I'm with Dom There is nothing More off putting Than a weak handshake Is there Dom?

Yeah It makes your hand feel Really yuck Real icky It's like It's really limp It's just like it makes your hand feel really yuck. Real icky. It's like, it's really limp. It's just like, why has your hand gone dead the minute that I started to shake it? See, I don't mind a limp wrist myself. All right, thank you, Dom and the fish.

Let's talk to Ian. G'day, Ian. Hi, Ian. Hey, guys, how are you? Good, thanks. Is it you or one of your mates that's got a creative nickname? No, we had one in the past department a few years ago and three or four of us nicknamed the boss the Mirror Man.

Every time I ask him a question, the reply he got was, oh, look into it, and he never came back to you. So we said, oh, the Mirror Man. The Mirror Man, yeah. The Mirror Man. Oh, look into it. Mirror, mirror, I'm the boss. Yeah, not bad.

Did he know that was his nickname? Big brother. Did he know that that was his nickname? He may have got some. We had some other ones too, but I won't say that one. Yeah, good idea, Ian. Good idea. Thank you, Ian.

One last one from Rob. G'day, Rob. G'day, Rob. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. Rob, tell us what's the creative nickname, mate? Well, we had a new guy start at our work, and he drives the vans,

and every day he comes back, or every week he comes back, and he crashes the vans. Oh, okay. So now I've got a nickname for him. Okay. It's Wreck-It Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph. That's pretty good.

Every time you give him a van, he wrecks it. He wrecks it. Does he know that's his nickname, Rob? He does, and he just laughs at it every day, and I'm like, mate, if you want to change your name, try and do something else that's different, and I'll give you another one. Hey, Rob, if you want to change it up one week,

call him John-Claude Van Dam. I like that one. I might use that tomorrow. You're welcome, Rob. Good stuff. Birthday banger next. If you want to know yours, call us right now. 0800 dials at M.

Bree and Clint. It only took a couple. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, let's get you home with the birthday banger.

Three people, the songs that were top in the charts on their 16th birthdays. We'll kick it off with Andrew. Kia ora, Andrew. G'day, Andy. Kia ora, guys. How's your, Andy. Kia ora, guys. How's your day been, mate? Oh, long one, eh? Yeah, a bit of a long one.

Well, are you on your way home now, though? Just got in the driveway. Oh, good to hear. Well, let's get you inside. What's your birthday? 30th of June, 83. All right, that means that you were 16. Our screen's gone. Our screen's gone.

The screen's gone. No, you were 16 in 1999, Andrew, and here's your birthday banger. There we go. Ricky Martin. Living the vida loca, Andrew. What do you think? Yeah, given the recent news about it, it's probably not good, but I love the song.

Yeah, that was an interesting story there. They didn't really get to the bottom of it yet, did they? No, they haven't. We haven't heard much else on that. The verdict is still out. Let's just not speculate and enjoy the song, shall we, Andy? Yes. Okay, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.

Birthday banger for Karen. Kia ora, Kez. G'day, Karen. Hey, how you doing? Good, mate. How's your Wednesday been? Oh, you know, you know, not too bad, not too bad. Good to hear, Karen.

Well, let's make it even better. What's your birthday? The 8th of July, 1995. Right, that means you were 16 in 2011. And on the 8th of July, 2011, this had a number one hit. Cobra Starship. Karen, you a fan? I love that song.

Is this the one that Leighton Meester from Gossip Girl is on? I don't recall. She sang on one of the Cobra Starship songs. Did she? I didn't know that. That's one of the Cobra Starship songs. Did she? I didn't know that. That's a banger, Kez. One more birthday banger for Millie. Hi, Millie.

Hello, Millie. Hello. How's it going? How's your Wednesday been? Pretty good Wednesday, not too late. Oh, good. Good to hear. What's your birthday, Millie?

That's November 94th. All right. That means you were 16 in 2010. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday because this would have been number one. Catherine Perry. I mean, it's an absolute juggernaut of a song. Millie, do you like it though?

Yeah, it's huge. It's almost as good as that Menu Log song she's just released. Almost. Almost. Yeah, I like the Menu Log one just a little bit more. Just a little bit better, yeah. Menu Log song, they're both top five, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wait there, Mills. We're going to decide between that, Cobra Starship, and Ricky Martin. I'm going to vote for Cobra Starship this afternoon. I'm going Cobra Starship and Karen this afternoon. No arguments, Kaz. Woo-hoo! With all your energy, you've just won birthday banger. Yes!

Enjoy this, Karen, and enjoy the rest of your Wednesday, mate. Have a happy hump. Thanks, guys. Have a yum day. Brian Clint, here's your birthday banger from 2011. ZM. ZM. from 2011. Zinne Brinkley, the winner of Birthday Banger. It's Cobra Starship.

Nothing screams 2011 like songs like that, right? I still remember the cover art for that song. Purple? Was it Purple? Purple and a girl that had these big sunglasses on. Yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah, and they were in a club, right?

Yeah. That wasn't the Leighton Meester, Cobra Starship song. Is it this one? This one is. Good Girls Go Bad. Where does she sing on it? She does like a rap. I know your type oh yeah yeah

might be the greatest laden meester song of all time might it might be yeah could be check out spotify that's one republic and i'm worried about it why why do i look worried i'm not i'm not worried at all Get off my case This is a TikTok video that went viral this week Where this couple who have been married for 13 years Have shared the secret to their happy marriage Don't you love this when this comes up?

There's been a few of these recently What was that one? They said separate bedrooms Sleep in separate bedrooms Yeah, that was the key to a long and happy marriage No, these guys share a bedroom. Her TikTok account is pretty small. She's got a normal amount of followers, but it's called

Tree Flower. However, the video we're going to talk about has racked up two million views in the last week because her tips for a happy marriage is somewhat controversial. Okay. I'll say that much about it.

So let's go through them and we'll decide together. Happy wife, happy life. Is that her number one rule? Yeah. Let's go through them together. So here, in no particular order, these are their rules for a happy marriage. All finances are shared. There's never your money, my money.

All finances are shared. No, your money, no, my money. I mean, that's not that unusual. Yeah. Nice spending money no my money i mean that's not that unusual yeah yeah nice spending money though i think that's pretty standard like growing up spending money on the side growing up my parents didn't have your money my money oh you gotta you gotta have a little slush fund account though that your partner can't see you gotta have like you gotta have a little bit off to the side yeah that you portion out to each other you reckon oh there that's the key to my there. That's the key to my happy marriage.

That's your rule. That's the key to my happy marriage. Okay, here's another one. Never make plans without checking with each other. I mean. Yeah, okay. Yeah, kind of. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, that's just common courtesy, I guess. Yeah. Although my wife did get very angry with me about a boys weekend this weekend. When did you tell her about it i swear i told her but she swears i didn't well you need to document these things okay here's another one our family takes priority over the families we were born into oh oh they've got kids by the way yeah right so if your mom's like i want to have christmas at our house and your wife is like no i want to have a at our house. And your wife is like, no, I want to have a family Christmas at our house.

You have to take the wife's side. Yeah. Always. I feel like that's within reason. Yeah. You know, I get what she's saying kind of, you know, but I mean within reason. Okay. Here's the fourth rule.

There's five of these. Only mutual friendships. If one of us feels off about a person, neither is friends with them. No. No. Only mutual friendships. What, so they can only have joint friendships? They can only be our friend.

No. No, no. Which is awkward when you're making a new friend because before they become your friend, you're like, I really like you. I'd like to hang out with you, but I need to take you home to get you vetted by my wife. What if the friend likes one of you and doesn't like the other one? Then no deal. Then you both miss out.

No friendship. I hate that rule. This is the fifth and I think most controversial rule. Okay. Never any nights out with the girls or nights out with the boys. We don't want to go anywhere without each other. No, you've got to have your separate things. Never solo nights out.

Only nights out together. You've got to have your separate lives where you go off and you do your own thing. Yeah. Because you still have to be you. That is suffocating. Yeah, that's so suffocating. And I say that on behalf of my wife. If I imposed that rule, she would be like, get out of my face.

I need some time away from you. She'd be like, I am done looking at you. I need some time away. Well, there you go. Those are their secrets to a happy marriage. Well, what have we learned? Just pick and choose the ones you want. Certain rules work for some people. Yeah. Well, there you go. Those are their secrets to a happy marriage. Well, what have we learned? Just pick and choose the ones you want.

That... Certain rules work for some people. Yeah. And not for most people. And some relationships are batshit crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bree and Clint.

Hey, please welcome to the show, good friends of ours. It's Will and Nick from Saatchi. The lads, the lads. They're in a secret studio in a secret location whipping up fire. You guys in the kitchen, right? That's what you say in music circles. You guys are in the kitchen whipping soda right now. Is that drug dealing?

We're whipping something up. We're whipping cream. Oh, yeah. See, that's music lingo too. Bree won't understand. Churning butter. No, I know. That's music lingo too. That means't understand. Channel butter. No, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's music lingo too.

That means you're going to make some thick songs. Big news for Saatchi. You guys are going to be playing the Auckland Domain this summer as part of Symphony in the Domain. It's huge. I hosted this show last year at Spark Arena, and so for it now to be outside in the Domain, probably one of the biggest venues in New Zealand.

This is massive, right, guys? Yeah, we're so excited. I don't know if we've been to another gig in the Domain apart from Christmas in the Park. Yeah. Where's Drew Nemia? Yeah, where's Drew Nemia? You could get him on a Saatchi track.

You guys have got a lot of guest vocalists. I reckon Drew would jump at the chance to be on a Saatchi track. If not him, maybe Dane Rumble. I think that would be fire, lads. We've been pitching for the Dane Rumble thing for a while. But, you know, back to symphony. I want to ask because, obviously, you know, this is a big deal, symphony in the domain, and it's got the orchestra.

It's got that kind of you know upper class feeling i know you lads like to dress in the all white for your performances can we expect an all white penguin tux a tails coat yeah maybe it's a four-piece tails coat set with top hat and cane yes i'm here for it i'd love to dress up So I wouldn't put it past us Talk to us about playing We're going to ride penny farthings It's not like an 1800s show guys No

Talk to us about Tomorrowland You guys just played Tomorrowland Alongside Montel 2099 Flying the Kiwi flag in Europe What was that like? It was incredible. The festival itself is really like nothing I've ever seen before. It was a sensory overload on every single corner.

It's just, what's the word, like mythical almost in a way. Yeah, it's quite fantastical. Everything's very fantasy themed. It did feel a bit like a fever dream. Were there many Kiwis there? Because you can spot them a mile away, and I'm sure fronted for sachi yeah there was a good when we were playing i mean when we were looking out there's probably at least sort of 10 15 new zealand flags a lot of australian flags you're really ticking off some bucket list stuff i mean tomorrowland

symphony what would be like another one on your bucket list that you want to achieve in the next like five years or so we want to be the first musicians to play a show in space we've been tweeting elon musk and then we heard back that's what i like about you boys you keep it realistic you know you've got nice achievable goals i thought you're going to say coachella or something like that but you're like, nah, Saatchi on the moon, baby. On the moon. Well, don't they launch rockets from like Gisborne or something like that? Mahia Peninsula, yeah.

Are they the ones that shoot up and don't come back, though? Yeah. Could be the last Saatchi gig ever. It'd be a one-night-only show. We're excited for your earth gig this coming symphony season you'll be playing the Auckland Domain

on the 1st of April 2023 it is April Fool's Day but we promise Saatchi are actually on the bill this is not a big joke man that would be

an awful gag to pull on you guys hey you show up and we're like ah got ya it's the best April Fool's ever and it's just Christmas in the park

yeah yeah yeah that's Saatchi, everybody. Look at you be so cruel. Bree and Clint. All right, guys, it's time to play a game. Do we have any game show music? Sure. Yeah, I can get some.

All righty. A new game I like to call, What Was The Reason This Guy Gave For Speeding? Oh, okay. So this is a true story. What was the reason this guy gave for speeding? Oh, okay. So this is a true story. A guy named Bowen Cummins from... Was he Cummins or Goins?

I think he was Goins, actually. Goins Fast. He was travelling on the State Highway 3 to New Plymouth at about 5.20pm last month when he was clocked at a speed of 184km per hour. Sheesh. And it's very quick. Yeah. Very quick.

Obviously doing way over the speed limit. He was pulled over. And when asked, why were you speeding? What do you guys think was the reason that Bowen gave? Oh, me, me, me. My wife is in labour and I need to get to the hospital. I mean, yes. Yeah.

Not a bad reason, but no. Claudia. Was it like what you did to your mum and you told the police that your mum fell over? My mum had a fall. You were rushing home to pick her up? No. But, I mean, it is a great way to get out of a ticket if you just get your mum to pretend like she had a fall. Mum had a fall, not the correct answer.

Not the correct answer. Last chance. Producer Ella, what do you think is the reason he was doing 184 kilometres per hour? Officer, I need to go pick up my dying cat. Help me. Am I right? Help me.

No, the reason why he was doing 84 kilometres over the speed limit is because he hadn't seen his girlfriend in a while and he was very excited to go see her. What? He was very, to go see her. What? Oh. Oh. He was very, according to the officer,

he was quite excited. Wait, wait, wait. What's his last name? What was this guy's name again? Yeah, Bowen Cummins. Please, officer, I'm Cummins. Oh, he could be listening

right now, the poor guy. Hi, Bowen. He won't be listening because he lost his licence, so he doesn't have a car to listen to at all. He goes, officer, I need to get there in like nine seconds. Oh, we laugh. But speeding is not a joke.

Slow down. People's lives are at risk, okay? But that was the game. Guess why the guy was speeding. Do you know you lose your licence for 40km over the speed limit? Yeah, he lost his licence for six months. Only six months? Yeah.

More time with your girlfriend, I guess. Brian Clint, send him. And that's it. That's the end of the show. Thanks for joining us, everyone. Thanks for tuning in for a Wednesday. Tonight I will be tuning in for the third installment of Celebrity Treasure Island. And we'll have the first eliminated contestant on the show tomorrow.

Oh, are we? Yes. They're coming in tomorrow afternoon. Oh, I can't wait to see who it is. Who is it? I don't know. Well, you already know who it is. I wasn't there.

No, well, you know who it is because you were there. I wasn't at the eliminations. No, but you know who it is. I think I can remember. Let me see what, let me read Bree's mind. Her. You're going to have

to tune in tonight to find out. If you do, there's a keyword you can text us on 9696 which could win you a $2,000

island getaway. Have a great night everybody. We'll see you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Bye guys. I want the world

to know. Right. ZM's Brian Clint Show. Bye, guys.