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Hi everybody, welcome to the Brilliant Clint Podcast, Turbo Edition.
Normally an international birthday banger edition, but not today because we gotta go.
We do need to apologise, we ran out of time today because we need to literally scoot off right now
because Clint is about to meet his childhood hero, Dan Carter, down at Eden Park.
Can you stop calling him my childhood hero?
I mean, that's what he is.
I mean, it makes me sound young.
Yeah.
Yeah, isn't that a good thing?
Yeah, but he's only like five years older than me,
and I want him to be like, oh, yeah, me and Clint are boys.
Technically, when he was 10, you were five,
so it could have been your childhood hero.
He wasn't my hero when he was 10.
I mean, he could have been.
He wasn't.
I had no idea who he was.
You never know.
Well, we don't know.
You might have looked up to him in the under 10 rugby seven-a-side.
I'm like 18 when I'm watching him on TV.
Yeah, so technically you're still a child because you're a teenager.
Well, whatever it is.
You know?
Whatever it is, okay?
I'm going down to kick with him at Eden Park.
Anyway, we're going down to Eden Park for a kick,
and you'll hear the results on Monday.
And we have to go, so have a great weekend.
Enjoy the podcast, everybody.
We love you guys.
We're very sorry, and it'll be back next week.
Ben's not here, so blame Ben.
Yeah, blame Ben.
What a way to start the weekend.
ZM's Bree and Clint.
Happy Friday, everybody.
Welcome to the Bree and Clint show.
Or should we say Fri-yay?
Are you on board with Fri-yay now?
Fri-yay for some rosé.
Yeah.
I love a bit of rosé.
Oh, I love a bit of rosé.
Should we get some rosé in here?
Well, no, because I need to be sharp as a tack for my big kick with Dan Carter this afternoon.
Oh, yes.
Because he's trying to kick 1,598 goals.
I heard he's going to kick 1,597 and then leave the last one for me.
No, he's not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's putting the whole thing in my hands.
If you don't get this kick, can I just say don't worry about coming back?
Well, have you seen my Instagram story to date?
Yeah, I did see it.
Look, I think we have an uphill battle,
but there's always a miracle.
You never know.
A miracle can happen.
I'm going to Stephen Donald this bitch.
I am going to.
No one's going to expect greatness from me.
When a hero comes along.
I'm going to find greatness.
And strength to carry on.
After the show, we're heading to Eden Park to kick with Dan Carter
in his kickathon.
There's $100,000 up for grabs in the secret sound today, and it's all cue jumpers.
Yeah, did you hear?
If you miss this kick with Dan Carter, the $100,000 secret sound goes begging.
No one gets it.
I think you're going to say, I have to pay for it.
We shut it down.
No one gets the $100,000. Because it comes out of my bank account.
Well, that is even more pressure, as
if I didn't have enough pressure already.
A bit of pressure, in my opinion,
makes diamonds. Good thing. A bit of pressure
makes diamonds, and we're going to make diamonds
tonight at
7 o'clock with Dan Carter
in Mount Eden. You can submit
your guess for the secret sound
on the iHeartRadio app at the moment.
Just search for ZM.
We'll do one at 4 o'clock and one at 5 o'clock for $100,000.
Very exciting, the queue jumper today.
But right now, if you want 50 bucks,
all thanks to our mates at KFC,
you can call now for Tradie vs. Lady.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady.
We want it!
Give it to us! Here we go, everybody. This is Tradies vs. Ladies. We want it! Give it to us!
Here we go, everybody.
This is Tradies vs. Ladies, our $50 cash competition.
Thanks to our mates at KFC.
Bree, give us a score update.
The score update is the Tradies are on 32 wins for the year.
The Ladies sitting on 20.
Let's meet our lady first.
She's 22 years old.
She's from Ototahi Christchurch and she plays rugby.
Welcome to the show, Sammy.
Sammy, you know what they say, mate.
It's all about the climb.
It is all about the climb.
Isn't it?
What position do you play?
Uh, flanker.
Oh, you can't help me with the kick I've got to do tonight.
I was hoping you were going to say first five.
You could give me some kicking tips.
Oh, definitely not first five.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
Well, you're no use to me.
But you are in
for Tradie vs Lady.
Let's meet your
opposition today.
He's 26.
He's from Fielding
and he plays
canoe polo.
Welcome to the show,
Connor.
Connor?
Hey, guys.
Yes.
What the hell
is canoe polo?
So, it's essentially
water polo,
but you play it
in an enclosed kayak.
You play it in a kayak?
What?
In a pool?
Yeah.
Or in a dugout quarry.
Buzzy G.
Never heard of it.
Keen to watch it.
It was big in Rotorua for a bit, canoe polo.
Really?
Yeah.
I was like, how many forms of polo do we need?
The horses are starting to feel very redundant.
Yeah, I can't wait for llama polo. It's getting huge all over the country. Yeah. Yeah, right. What did how many forms of polo do we need? The horses are starting to feel very redundant. Yeah, I can't wait for llama polo.
It's getting huge all over the country.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
What did you say, llama polo?
Yeah, llama polo.
Love llama polo.
Can't wait to see canoe polo in the Olympics soon.
Connor, your buzzer is tradie.
Sammy, your buzzer is lady.
First to three correct answers wins 50 bucks cash,
thanks to KFC.
Good luck.
All right, guys, here we go.
Question number one.
What is the best-selling book series of the 21st century?
Lady.
Yes, Sammy.
Is it Harry Potter?
It is Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling.
New Harry Potter movie out now too.
The Dumbledore one.
Oh, yeah, Dumbledore.
Question number two.
You're not going to say it, are you?
No.
Are you? No. Yeah. One to the ladies, question number two, one to the ladies. You're not going to say it, are you? No. Are you?
No.
Yeah.
One to the ladies, question number two.
It's Easter next weekend.
What day is the traditional day to give and receive chocolate eggs?
Is it the Friday, the Saturday or the Sunday?
Saturday.
Yes, Connor.
Sunday.
What day is Father's Day, Connor?
Sunday. Sunday. Good.'s Day, Connor? Sunday.
Sunday.
Good. Nailed it. Nice work.
I could have given you two points and I wish I could, but it's not in the rules.
A point each.
Question number three.
Guys, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Yes, Sammy.
Who's that, Sammy?
Is it Little Max?
Oh, good guess.
Connor?
She is British.
Can I give him clues?
Yeah, you're too right, Sammy.
You know that song,
And I'm gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn.
It's by Ellie Goulding, guys.
It was Ellie Goulding, guys.
No points for anyone.
Question number four.
New Zealand's daily COVID cases has finally dropped below 10,000 today.
Were the numbers in the sevens, the eights or the 9,000s?
Lady.
Yes, Sammy.
Was it in the eights?
No.
Connor. Connor.
Nine.
Well done.
Nice work.
It was in the nines.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number five.
Which actor plays Bridget in the Bridget Jones's Diaries films?
Might be a bit over our 26 and 22-year-old contestants here.
Oh, guys, some of the best movies of all time,
Bridget Jones' Diary.
Maybe not the second or the third one,
but the first one, great film.
It's Renee Zellweger.
Fun fact, she's actually American
but plays an English character.
Great accent.
And she was so good that everyone thought
she was actually English.
I thought she was British, yeah.
Question number six.
Still two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
What does IPA stand for?
Ladies.
Yes, Sammy.
Oh, I know this.
Actually, no, I pass.
It's a type of beer.
I know.
I work with it.
I don't even know what it is.
Sammy!
Wow, okay.
Connor, do you know what it is?
Indian pale ale.
That's it.
He's done it.
And that's the game.
Well done to the tradies.
Sorry, Sammy, not your day.
Connor, we've got 50 bucks coming to you thanks to KFC.
Rudy, thank you.
No worries, Connor.
Have a good weekend, mate. Bree and Clint. Rudy, thank you. No worries. Kind of have a good weekend, mate.
Bree and Clint.
Look, guys.
This is a bit of a serious moment for me.
Something that I've been coming to terms with for a long time
as, you know, a half Italian woman.
You know, my heritage being Italian.
I'm meant to love certain things.
Snooki.
No, definitely not.
Snooki and the entire Jersey Shore cast.
No, no.
You don't want Paulie D to DJ your wedding.
I'm going to pass on that.
But, you know, as an Italian, you're meant to love pasta and pizza.
Which you do.
I love all that stuff.
Yeah.
But I'm finally ready to speak out about the one thing that I'm meant to love,
but in my opinion is an ingredient that ruins every meal that it's in.
Okay, lay it on me.
Italian food, I can't really fault.
Like I can't find anything in the Italian menu that I would turn down.
So I'm keen to hear this.
It's a herb.
And I'm ready to come out and say and get myself behind the fact that I really dislike oregano.
Hate it.
Hate it.
Get rid of it.
It's a, you know, it's a ratchet herb.
Who the hell is still using oregano?
Oregano?
What's wrong with oregano?
Oh, I hate it.
I like a dusting of oregano on top of things.
Or oregano if you're American.
Tastes like a weed.
What do you mean tastes like a weed?
It's a plant.
It's a herb.
They all taste planty.
Oregano is disgusting.
What's wrong with oregano?
I feel like it's just a real cheap herb. They all taste planty. Oregano is disgusting. What's wrong with oregano? I feel like it's just a real cheap herb. Oh my god, you're
such a plastic Italian if you don't like oregano.
Mate, I love all the other things.
Basil.
Garlic.
Something else Italian?
Eggplant?
Eggplant's not Italian.
I hate that too. It is, but
just saying, I really dislike the herb oregano.
I feel like it ruins any meal for me.
Yeah, wow.
Okay.
This must have been hard for you over the years.
It's been really difficult, you know.
To live with the secret shame.
It's something that I've kept secret for a long time.
I know you haven't told your mother this.
No, my dad definitely doesn't know.
And it's a conversation I obviously will need to have with them after speaking out about it.
You let your wonderful nonna go to the grave without knowing the secret about you.
R.I.P.
Mm-hmm.
You know, interesting, my nonna and my nonno are from the northern part of Italy.
Mm-hmm.
Oregano not used that much.
Oh, maybe that's why.
Mm.
Maybe you're...
Because they know that it's crap.
Right, okay.
That it's the crappy herb. Right, okay. That it's the crappy herb.
Right, okay, so you don't like it.
What are you going to do about it?
What changes are you looking to make in your life?
This is quite a major platform to make this statement on.
Where to from here, Brie Thomas-El?
I mean, it's all about being an advocate for getting rid of our oregano,
and I feel like I'm a good face to do that.
Like, I'm happy to speak out about it.
Do you think there's a groundswell of people who don't like oregano?
I think there's people who are with me.
Do you think you're part of a silent majority?
I think there's people who have realised a long time ago
that oregano is just a filler herb.
It doesn't do that much,
but the taste it does bring is average.
You know?
Right.
A few people texting through right now.
May from Wellington agrees with you.
No oregano.
Thank you, May.
I'm glad you finally have your figurehead that you've been looking for all these years.
We appreciate you texting through and supporting the no oregano.
I think I'm not alone, right?
I think I'm not alone in the sense of for a lot of people,
there would be one ingredient that ruins everything for them.
Like they just can't stand that one ingredient
and no matter what it's in, it just ruins it for them.
Right, okay.
I want to hear from people.
This is a safe space.
You can finally speak out about it.
Yep.
0800 DIAL ZM. What is
the one ingredient that ruins
it for you? Like cheese.
Get out of here.
Honestly, who are you?
Bree and Clint.
Oregano? Oregano. Oregano
here, I think. I think it's oregano here.
Oregano in America? Yeah.
Oregano, it's a
crappy herb.
Don't like it.
In your opinion?
In my opinion.
According to your taste buds?
According to my taste buds.
I like every single other herb.
Do you like parsley?
Love parsley.
Love it.
Do you like basil?
Love basil.
Like obsessed with basil.
And you like coriander?
Love coriander.
But you draw the line at oregano.
Yep.
I say get rid of it.
Don't need it.
So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,
what's the one ingredient that really ruins everything for you?
Bobbie's here.
Hi, Bobbie.
Hi, Bobbie.
Hi.
What do you think it is for you, Bobbie?
I just can't stand having beetroot with anything.
So if it's in a burger, I won't eat it.
If it's in salad, I won't eat it. I just can't stand it. Oh, my God. I love beetroot with anything. So if it's in a burger, I won't eat it. If it's in salad, I won't eat it.
I just can't stand it.
Oh, my God.
I love beetroot.
I cannot stand it.
To me, it tastes practically like mud.
Really? So I've heard this.
People who don't like beetroot describe it as red dirt.
I love beetroot.
I would say it's definitely like mud.
Like, it's disgusting.
You know what?
Isn't that strange?
At least you can avoid that moment
that we all have after eating lots
of beetroot the next day
where you have the moment
after going to the bathroom where you're like,
I'm dying. I'm bleeding out my butthole.
Yeah, not good.
Okay, Bobby, you're not a beetroot lover.
Thank you for sharing. Let's go to Prue.
Kia ora, Prue. Hi, Prue. Hi.
Tell us, Prue, what is it for you, the ingredient you hate?
Capers, olives and anchovies.
All three?
Yuck.
You hate all the salty dogs?
Yeah.
You're obviously not Italian, Prue.
No.
Yeah.
I can get the anchovies thing.
It's a bit of a creepy fish.
It's a very, you know. I like them. I like anchovies. I can get the anchovies thing. It's a bit of a creepy fish. It's a very, you know.
I like them.
I like anchovies.
I can get the olives thing.
But capers are so inoffensive.
They're so little and salty.
Yeah.
But fair enough.
If you hate them, you hate them.
Okay, we will not serve you a Caesar salad anytime soon.
A lot of great text coming through on this.
Someone said bananas.
I literally can't walk past them in the supermarket.
The smell makes me want to vom.
Bananas are so polarising.
Bananas, if they're super ripe, yuck.
Yuck, yuck, yuck.
So bad.
I can't do it.
And we get so many people saying coriander is the worst,
which I feel like is a genetics thing.
It is.
You either love it or you hate it.
Some people it tastes like soap.
Other people it tastes delicious. Someone said
I'm Italian and I
can't eat cheese. I'm lactose intolerant.
I'm the disappointment of the family.
But I bet you like cheese.
Yeah, see I can't, not meant to eat cheese.
I'm lactose intolerant.
But it hasn't stopped me.
Someone else said I'm half Italian here.
Also hate oregano.
Yes, my queen.
Or my king.
Rosie's here.
Hi, Rosie.
Hi.
What are we taking out of the spice rack?
Yeah, chili is a no-go for me.
Like, I cannot do chili at all.
Really?
Not even like a mild chili?
Not.
Not even like a little shaking of Griggs chilli flakes on top of your avocado toast?
Nah. Really?
Nah, I can't do it.
Is it the heat thing for you, Rosie?
Yeah, like I suppose I haven't.
I've seen my brother and my boyfriend like develop the taste for chilli and they love it now.
But like I just haven't gotten there.
Yeah.
All right, there you go.
Some other texts coming through.
Someone said parsley is so damn bad it ruins everything.
If I wanted my food to taste like a bush, I would eat some grass.
This one is very controversial.
They said feta.
I hate it with a passion.
Feta.
Feta's amazing.
One more call from Stacey.
Hi, Stacey.
Hi, Stacey.
Hi.
I hate bananas.
They're rank.
Oh, you're a banana person too.
What about a fresh banana?
Like it's just, it's still firm.
What about Stacey banana bread?
Oh, no.
What about a banana lolly?
No, even in tank.
If you go to tank in the smoothies,
I actually told them I was allergic
because they accidentally cooked it up
and I told them I was allergic
and then I broke with 12.
And at work, people torture me with them.
They hide bananas because they know I sit there
and I go, I can smell.
I can smell bananas.
Where's the bananas?
Isn't that good, Stacey,
when you're like, I'm allergic,
don't put it in anything.
The worst part was my daughter looked at me
and went, are you really allergic?
And I went, no, shut up.
No, shut up.
Shut up.
You're going to ruin this for me.
Shut up.
All right, well, thank you for your honesty.
Thank you for your bravery, Stacey.
There you go.
Thank you.
For your troubles, you've won a bunch of fair trade bananas.
I feel lighter now.
I feel like something's been lifted off my shoulders.
Doesn't it feel good, Stacey?
Do you feel empowered?
Well, send those bananas out to you.
By the time they get to you, they'll be nice and ripe.
And brown.
And fragrant. You can put them in the freezer, they'll be nice and ripe. And brown. And fragrant.
You can put them in the freezer, you know,
wait to make some banana bread.
Right, now it's time for the latest.
Dean's here.
Everett Levine's engaged, Dean.
She's engaged.
She's not engaged to the person we thought she was dating.
She's actually engaged to a guy named Odd Sun.
He's an artist, and they've been dating for a year.
And he popped the question in Paris, which is gorgeous, obviously.
So we, I, and you probably agree with me,
didn't even know she was really dating him.
I thought she was dating someone else.
Did you guys?
Who did you think she was dating, Dean?
I thought she was still with Chad Kroger from Nickelback.
That's what I thought.
Yeah. That's what I thought. Yeah.
That's what I thought.
Right.
Yeah, but no, she's not.
And another funny fact about Avril Lavigne,
if you're near a computer or a phone or whatever,
Google a photo of her.
She has not aged.
Yeah, it's weird, eh?
She looks identical.
Yeah.
It's so weird.
Because there was that rumour.
Do you ever remember that rumour where she had died?
And her label replaced her? And her label replaced her?
And her label replaced her with an AI robot.
Oh, I didn't know it was an AI robot.
I'm pretty sure.
I thought it was just a really good lookalike.
I'm pretty sure that was the rumour.
She's only 37.
How clunky would an AI robot be in 2007, though?
Because didn't she...
She was a skater, but he said to you later, though. She was a skater boy. He said, see you later, boy.
Like, I've got phones from 2016 that don't even work properly anymore.
He wasn't good enough for buffering, buffering.
Well, good for Avril Lavigne.
We're happy for her.
Yeah, good for her.
Did you see that?
When is that Skater Boy movie coming out?
Oh, that's right.
They're making a movie about what the song is on, right?
So we already know the ending.
We already know how it's going to go.
Yeah, true.
Good point, Dane.
I can tell you it in four minutes.
That is the latest live out of Los Angeles
with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
Brianne Clint.
Right now, I want to talk about a story a friend of mine told me yesterday.
I was on the phone to her when I said to her I was about to get into a lift,
so it was going to cut out.
And she was like, oh, call me back because I have a story to tell you
about what happened to me last week when I got into a lift.
Oh, okay.
And I was like, yeah, probably good.
Don't tell me this before I'm about to get into the lift.
Good that you told me after.
Left scare me at the moment because what if the doors open and someone else gets in?
And I'm like, ugh, COVID.
Yeah, yeah, right.
So she said this happened to her last week and she was going for a meeting.
This is over in Aussie.
And she was going for a meeting in a building she's never been into.
And she got into a lift and she said there was quite a lot of other people
in the lift when all of a sudden the lift just stopped.
And everyone was really confused.
She said it was quite crowded in the lift.
And she started to panic and she was like, oh, this is fine.
It'll start working in a second.
Guess how many hours?
Hours?
Hours.
Hours?
Hours.
They were stuck in this lift.
Well, I hope not more than one, but you've said hours,
so I'll say, oh, please don't let it be more than two hours.
Two hours?
Five hours.
They were stuck in this lift.
How many people do you reckon?
She said it was quite a big lift, but she said there was like nine people in there.
Oh, that's eight too many.
But she said it was quite big.
Yeah.
You see on movies, you see on movies and people, there's that hatch at the top of the lift
because you want fresh air.
There's no air conditioning in the lift.
Oh, you're saying open that hatch.
Open the hatch, get some fresh air, something.
Because it lifts.
The doors are meant to open and close.
They don't have air conditioning, but the doors are meant to open and close every 15
seconds.
It lets new air in.
New air, new people.
You know, nine people.
Can you imagine how many farts would be let go from nine people in five hours?
A lot.
In five hours, too, you start to go.
Someone's going to need to go toilet. Someone's going to need to go toilet.
Someone's going to need to go toilet.
Yeah.
But also someone's got to go, guys, this could be it.
Has anybody got any luck?
Panic.
You mean panic sets in.
Oh, yeah, panic.
Yeah, panic.
Yeah, yeah.
I was thinking like fantasies.
Oh.
They're like, hey.
What, with nine other people?
What are the odds of that, that all nine people are keen?
They're like, all nine people.
It would pass a bit of time, wouldn't it?
All nine people are super attractive and single like, all nine people. It would pass a bit of time, wouldn't it? All nine people are super attractive and single.
On the same wavelength.
And single.
That sounds like the script to a porn movie.
Imagine you float the idea and no one is keen.
And you're like, I was kidding.
Cool, cool, cool.
I'm just going to go sit in my corner over here.
She said she got to know people very well.
With nine people, you wouldn't even have your own corner.
No, you don't have your own corner.
It'd be quite crowded.
Anyway, she said eventually they had to get like the actual people,
like lift technicians to come out and get this thing sorted.
You'd also be wondering how high off the ground you were
because you go, what if the left drops?
Makes me feel sick.
I've never been stuck in a lift.
No, neither. And movies did me dirty
by thinking that there was a button you could push to
stop the lift. You know how a guy and girl get in
the lift and then one of them stops it
and they go, no. Emergency stop. Yeah, emergency stop.
And they have a big DNM and then they hook up with each
other. Geez, a lot of my
lift fantasies are very romantic.
Yeah, what kind of movies have you been watching?
Everyone listening now is like,
I never want to get in a Lyft with Clint.
I can't remember any blockbusters.
You could film a whole movie in a Lyft though,
in that situation.
Couldn't you?
Not a dirty movie.
All right, we get it.
You want to see a raunchy movie from a lift
and there's a category for that on your favourite
website. No, but imagine that.
It's a movie and it's just
set in the lift. I think there is a movie about that.
And you learn people's backstory and what their
situation is.
We did, back in the day,
we did a radio promo.
I can't remember what it was called.
It had some fun radio name but it was maybe it was called
The Elevator of Love.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway.
Was it called Love in an Elevator?
Maybe.
Yeah.
Anyway, it started with one person and they'd have to pick a floor
and then it would go up to a certain floor and it would open
and there'd be someone in there and the person would get in
and they'd have to click another button to another floor and they'd have the time that it would take to get from one floor to
the next to date that person.
And then by the time it got to the next floor, they had to decide whether to kick the person
out or keep them in.
So then you might be hoping that the lift gets stuck.
Yeah.
Well, maybe.
Or really hoping that it doesn't.
Yeah.
Do you reckon many people listening have been stuck in lifts before?
I think this has definitely happened.
I want to hear from people, and this might be triggering for some people,
but if you're willing to share your story,
have you ever got stuck in a lift?
Have you been stuck in a lift before is the question we've asked you this afternoon.
I haven't, but remember I was in a lift that time and it dropped?
Scary as hell. It dropped like, not that time and it dropped? Scary as hell.
It dropped like, not that much, it dropped like half a floor,
but it was enough to make me think I was about to die.
Yeah, it's terrifying.
The only experience I've had that's really bad with the lift
is one time the lift stopped and the doors opened
and it was halfway between one floor and the next floor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because you don't want to climb out
because you don't want the lift to cut you in half.
Well, that's the thing.
Do you think we climbed out?
I hope you didn't.
Did you?
We did.
Did you?
Yeah, because we were so scared.
Did you wait a while though?
We waited maybe like five minutes
and then I was so scared that the lift was going to fall.
Did you climb up a floor or down a floor?
Up.
Up a floor.
Let's say final destination.
Which is the more scary one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I don't recommend it.
Don't do that.
But we're asking you this afternoon on 0800-DIALS-ZM.
Tell us about the time you were stuck in a lift.
Peter's here.
G'day, Peter.
Hi, Peter.
Hey, guys.
What happened, Peter?
Yeah, I went to take a toilet out of an apartment block
and it had a glass elevator on it
and I got stuck in the elevator for three hours
off the old toilet that I took out.
Hey, Peter, hey, Peter.
I mean, not ideal that you were in a glass elevator
stuck in a lift, but ideal that you had a toilet with you.
Yeah, it was.
Who wants to go toilet in a glass elevator?
Not me.
Hey, better than going toilet on the floor.
That sounds like a bad dream.
Sounds like a nightmare to people to have.
Peter, that is too good.
How long were you in there?
Three hours.
Did you need to use the toilet?
No, but I still got paid for it, so yeah.
Peter, did you think about using the toilet?
Yeah, I was.
At least you had a seat, eh?
At least you had something to sit on.
Yeah, yeah.
That's amazing.
You get rescued and everyone's like,
why is there a poo in this toilet?
Peter's like, it was already in there when I took it out.
Yeah, it was in there.
Angela's here.
Hi, Angela.
Hi, Angela.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
It wasn't a lift you got stuck in.
What did you get stuck in?
No, I actually got stuck in my bathroom for about seven hours on my day off.
Pardon me?
Yeah, so it was on my day off.
I went in there in the morning to go to the toilet,
and the door just got stuck, the whole door handle,
and I couldn't get out.
I didn't have my phone or obviously anything.
This was like, you know, going back 20 years ago.
I had to just basically wait in there for seven hours
until my state mate came home,
and he had to take the door handle off the door to get me out.
Is this true, Angela?
Yeah.
You actually get stuck in your own bathroom for seven hours?
What did you do for seven hours?
No phone?
Honestly, I was trying to get out.
I was crying.
I was screaming.
Can I ask, how big was the bathroom?
Like, what did you have?
Yeah, could you sleep in the bathroom?
I didn't even have a towel.
I couldn't even have a shower or a bath or anything
to kind of pass the time.
It did have carpet,
so I tried to have a little nap on the carpet in there.
It had carpet in the bathroom?
Yeah, it was really weird.
It was like a toilet bathroom and it had, I don't know why,
it had carpet in there.
Oh, bathroom.
I would not have a nap on bathroom carpet.
Well, congratulations on surviving, Angela.
There must have been moments there where you thought you weren't going to make it out.
Are you devastated that it didn't happen like in today's day and age?
Because can you imagine how viral that would go on TikTok?
I know.
Social media wasn't even around back then.
It would have been quite good.
I guess the one good thing, and that's how long I've been listening to ZDM,
is that I had the radio out of my room next door,
so I knew when another hour had passed,
because I didn't even have my watch on me,
that I knew another hour, had passed because I didn't even have my watch on me that I knew you know like another
hour to kind of hear the news update
at least I had some music kind of
next door but yeah
a very long seven hours
well that's what we've said we've always been here for you
so there you go
thanks Angela that's crazy someone texted
in and said I got stuck in a very packed
gondola in the French
Alps for three hours.
And every time someone moved, the thing would start to sway.
No, no, thank you.
Those things are like miles off the ground.
You know what I always think?
I always think like when I'm on a chair,
like a ski chairlift or a gondola,
or I'm like, especially the ski chairlift.
Have you ever thought this to yourself?
Like when you're on there, you're like, is this safe?
Is it safe though?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Well, I used to work at the loo, so we operated a chairlift.
It is, just so you know, it is very safe.
Is it?
It is.
There's so much machinery at the bottom there that if it stops,
there's so much stuff in place to stop anything bad from happening.
No, I'm talking about being an idiot and falling out of the chair.
Oh, no, no, no one can help you there.
They're not idiot proof, no.
Bree and Clint.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second of a one second.
Bree and I go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as we can
and we play With You.
You just need to tell us whose team you want to be on.
Louise, you're up first.
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
Hello, Louise.
Whose team do you want to jump aboard?
Team Bree, for sure.
Yes, come on in, Louise.
Destination, Winner's Town.
I'll get Annabelle on my team.
Hi, Annabelle.
Hi, Annabelle.
Hey.
Choo-choo.
This train's off to Winner'sville.
I feel like neither of them want to jump on our trains
after we both just did that.
Just fair enough.
Anastasia runs the game.
What's the deal, Anastasia?
So this is the one-second song challenge.
It's got nothing to do with trains or anything choo-choo related.
You're right.
I'll play the start of a song.
First person to buzz in with the correct title and artist wins themselves
and their team appoint.
First to three wins.
Today's theme, I'm going to be doing Grammy Songs of the Year.
Oh, okay.
So obviously the highest accoladed songs in the past 10, 20 years.
Yep.
Brie and Clint will play a round and then the girls will give it a go.
Come on, Louise.
We got this, girl.
When you guys are ready, let's hear song number one.
Great.
It's on the floor, J-Lo.
That is last week's game, but yes.
Oh, right.
Okay, okay, okay. So we should be playing with these ones here, but yes. Oh, right. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
So we should be playing with these ones here, down here?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh, come on.
I'm going to rule that.
I'm really sorry.
Producer Anastasia put the buttons in the wrong place.
I feel like I need to get the point.
I'm so sorry.
That was a warm-up and you did really well.
You got the point for that song last week.
You can't have the point for it two weeks in a row.
And I feel like I got it just as quick last week.
I'm so sorry about that, guys.
All right, let's hear song number one.
Okay, hang on.
Wait on it, Anastasia.
We'll just move all of this.
I call BS on this.
Into position.
This is rigged.
Okay, here we go.
We're ready for song number one now.
Here it comes.
Clint.
Childish Gambino, This Is America.
Correct.
Correct.
I almost said J-Lo on the floor as well. Gambino, This Is America. Correct. This is America. Don't get your...
I almost said J-Lo on the floor as well.
2019.
Thank you all for waiting there.
Sorry about that.
That was one a piece.
Yes, and that one song of yours.
No.
Make it stop.
All right.
Annabelle and Louise.
You got it, Louise.
Your names are your buzzers.
Let's hear song number two.
Oh, Annabelle. Oh, song number two. Annabelle.
Oh, Annabelle.
Oh, no.
Louise.
Oh, Annabelle, what do you reckon?
Beyonce or The Single Lady.
Correct.
Nice work, Annabelle.
Louise, we're in trouble, but come on, we're fighters, Louise.
If I know you and I, we're fighters.
That was number one in 2010.
2010.
Wow.
Okay.
You guys are going to have a bit of a more recent one.
Let's hear song number three.
Brent.
Bad guy, Billie Eilish.
We're back in it, Louise.
Okay, Annabelle, you can still close it out here, okay?
Louise, you need to get this or we lose everything.
No pressure.
No pressure.
All right, girls, this one should be pretty familiar to you.
Let's hear song number four.
When your legs don't work.
Oh, Annabelle.
Close it out, Annabelle.
Come on.
Ed Sheeran.
Oh, my God.
Which one?
Five, four, 3, 2, 1
Louise
Louise, do you know it?
No
I don't know
It's okay
Alright, that rounds over
That was Ed Sheeran in Thinking Out Loud
Take me into your loving arms Oh no, it comes back onto me That was Ed Sheeran in Thinking Out Loud.
Oh no, it comes back onto me.
I don't want it on me.
It's okay.
Come on Louise, we can do it.
We can do it.
Let's see song number five, which was number one in 2009.
Clint.
Coldplay Viva La Vida.
He's done it. Yeah.
I was hoping it was clocks and you got it wrong.
Annabelle, we did it.
There are 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.
Woo-hoo.
Nice work, Annabelle.
Well done there, Brie.
I'm really sorry about the makeup at the start.
I mean, just kick me when I'm down.
Don't feel bad, mate.
As a mid-30s white guy, if I didn't know Coldplay's Viva La Vida... Yeah, there'd be something wrong.
There would be.
I'd have to...
Yeah, you'd have to turn in your...
Go to the white guy tribunal.
Mid-30s white guy tribunal, yeah.
Brie and Clint.
Tonight, Clint Roberts will be given a once in a lifetime
opportunity
to kick one penalty
with his childhood hero
Dan Carter at Eden Park
That's right
It all goes down tonight
with Dan Carter and the 24 hour
kickathon that he's doing to help support the kids
in the Pacific alongside
UNICEF
It's big, we're going to go down to support him.
You can too if you go to the Dan Carter website. But Clint, you have
this one opportunity to kick one field goal tonight. I know.
I've been practising today too. I saw you at practising. It's on our Instagram
if you want to go have a look. Look, there's a bit of work to do.
I looked on Dan's website.
His kicking percentage for the kick-a-thon so far,
he's at 98% success.
Oh, that's good.
I averaged out what I think my success rate is
from my training session.
It was a two-hour training session.
0.98%.
No, it's better than that.
But it's probably 5%.
5% average.
I think one in every 20 went over.
Hey, not bad.
Better than none in 20.
That's why, to wrap up, I hit 19 misses.
So when I get down there tonight, that 20th.
Oh, it's going to be the golden one.
It's going to go.
Yeah, that definitely works.
Yesterday afternoon, I asked our listener, Fano,
for ideas about what you should wear to the big kick with Dan Carter, because I don't want you to go in, you know, boring
all black kit, because everyone that goes down there is going to be wearing that. You
want to stand out. You want to make him notice you. And we had some great suggestions. People said everything from a Tyrannosaurus Rex blow-up suit to a banana costume to an array of different things.
Wallabies jerseys.
Wallabies jerseys.
I said a full tuxedo. And we took it to Instagram, a poll on Instagram,
which was between an All Blacks jersey, a Wallabies jersey,
tuxedo or glitter pants and clogs.
Very hard to kick in a pair of clogs.
Glitter pants and clogs.
I will say, took it out by...
Frigging landslide.
I hate you people.
Took it out by...
Everyone who voted for glitter tights and Crocs.
54% voted glitter pants.
Thanks a lot.
What did I just say?
I just said something else.
They said glitter pants and clogs.
Wallabies jersey came in second at 18% and tuxedo at third.
Producer Anastasia, we need to cross to her in the producer's booth.
Hello.
You have an announcement to make.
Yeah.
A statement to read.
Well, my statement reads, firstly, my stats are different to yours.
Okay.
Mine came in second as tuxedo.
Oh, did it?
And look, if I'm being honest,
Producer Ben's not here.
He normally is the acquirer of costumes,
glitter leggings.
Oh, you haven't got the glitter pants and clogs,
haven't you?
Look, I couldn't locate any.
I couldn't locate any,
but I did take Ross Boss's credit card and go out and buy a new tux.
Wait, do you reckon he's listening?
No, he's not listening.
He's at the pub.
It'll be fine.
I mean, he is the boss of the station.
I mean, so what you're saying is we're going with tuxedo.
Yep.
Despite the landslide.
Damn the results.
We're going with a tuxedo.
The landslide.
I asked about our rip-proof crotch tuxedos.
Is that a thing?
Not available.
No. Oh, my God. I so hope you rip your pants. about our rip-proof crotch tuxedos. Is that a thing? Not available, no.
Oh, my God.
I so hope you rip your pants.
Our other option is we pre-rip it.
No. We just cut it a little bit so it'll give me some flexibility.
No, it'd be way funnier if you rip it during the kick.
I mean, I wanted tuxedo.
Two pairs of undies, please, Clint.
My suggestion.
Thank you.
That's right.
So tonight, Clint Roberts will be kicking in front of his childhood hero, Dan Carter,
one kick in a full tuxedo.
Wish me luck, everybody.
I bloody well need it.
Bree and Clint.
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie.
I love Friday Okie. It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Oki.
Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my
Friday again.
Friday Oki!
Oh, it feels smooth.
It feels sensual today.
It feels sexy, right?
Sexy Friday.
The hottest of all the public holidays is on the way.
Easter.
Hot cross buns.
We're not talking about in temperature because we know it's autumn.
Hot.
What else is hot?
I mean hot buns.
Hot buns.
That does it for me.
And, of course, hot buns. Hot buns. That does it for me. And, of course, hot chocolate.
And so this afternoon, for Friday Okie,
Brie and I will be singing Hot Chocolates.
Iconic tune.
Where you from?
From a lot of movies.
Yeah.
Totally.
Maybe even an advert here or there.
It really requires you to lean into your sexiness, doesn't it, this one?
If you've never heard Friday Oaky,
Brie and I each spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer
making our covers sound as best as possible.
Once you've heard both,
you'll get to vote on who the winner of Friday Oaky is this week.
And seeing as I chose hot chocolate,
I'll go first. Good luck, mate. Thank you
very much. Here it comes.
Oh
yeah
This is MC
White Chocolate
Tuning in to wish
all the lovely ladies
a sweet
and hot Easter.
I believe in miracles.
Where you from?
You sexy thing, sexy thing, you.
I believe in miracles.
Since you came along.
You sexy thing Sexy thing you
Pretty hot so far.
Still going?
Pretty sexy.
Oh yeah.
Oh man.
It's more.
Sorry.
Of course it's more.
Where did you come from baby?
How did you know I needed you?
How did you know I needed you so badly? How did you know I'd
give my heart gladly yesterday? I was one of the lonely people. Now you're lying close
to me, making love to me. I believe in miracles. Where you from longest sexual experiences you've given out.
Oh yeah, it's right up there. That's a PB, that one. I feel like that was one of the longest sexual experiences you've given out.
Oh, yeah, it's right up there.
That's a PB, that one.
I asked him to make that back at the start.
I asked him to make me sound real deep and sexy.
I think he got it.
Oh, was that deep and sexy? I don't know if it was sexy per se, but it was definitely deep.
No, it was there.
Well, how deep can Brie go?
How sexy can Brie go with her hot chocolate this afternoon? You know, it was there. Well, how deep can Bree go? How sexy can Bree go with her hot chocolate this afternoon?
You know me, the last thing I am is sexy.
But I gave it a go and that's the whole point, right?
It's the whole point.
That's what it's all about.
So here it goes.
Oh, I'm nervous about this one.
Once you've heard Bree's.
Oh, I think I'm in trouble.
You can vote on the winner of Friday Okie.
Here comes Bree's hot chocolate.
I'm so sorry. All right, so the winner of Friday Oaky. Here comes Breeze. Hot chocolate. I'm so sorry.
All right, so we have to be sexy, do we?
All right, sexy voice on.
G'day.
I'm like sexual chocolate.
And it's Easter time.
So you're going straight in my basket.
Let's go.
I believe in miracles.
Where you from?
You're a sexy thing.
Sexy thing, yeah.
I believe in miracles.
Since you came along.
You're sexy thing.
Sexy thing, yeah.
That's nice.
Fine.
That's nice. That's my thing. I'm feeling it. Come on, let's bring it. That's nice.
That's my fun.
I'm feeling it.
Come on, let's bring it.
Bring the hate.
Where did you come from, baby?
How did you know I needed you?
How did you know I needed you so badly?
How did you know I'd give my heart gladly?
Yesterday, I was one of the lonely people.
Now you're lying close to me, making love to me.
I believe in miracles.
Where you from?
Your sexy thing.
Your sexy thing, you you I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You're sexifying
Solid, I think.
I think very solid.
You know, I think we've found our genre.
Yeah, I think we have.
Sexy.
Sexy songs.
Sexy. We ooze sexual energy. Oh, don't we? Like, when I think we've found our genre. Yeah, I think we have sexy. Sexy songs. Sexy.
We ooze sexual energy.
Oh, don't we?
Like, when I think of you and I, I think sex sells and we just nail it.
Okay, well, light yourself a cigarette, everybody.
Cool down a little bit.
And then call us on 0800-DIALS-IT-M and tell us,
who did the best hot chocolate for Friday Oaky this afternoon?
We need five hot and steamy callers.
Hot and bothered callers.
On 0800 dials at M right now.
Come on, don't let all of that be in vain, okay?
Five people right now, 0800 dials at M to pick the winner of Friday Oki.
Who you got?
Who you backing in for the win?
Bree and Clint.
Another Friday, another horrible singing experience.
Horrible.
I thought that was sensual.
I thought it was magical this week.
Hot chocolate for Easter.
Mine sounded like this.
How did you know I needed you so badly?
How did you know I'd give my heart gladly?
Brie sounded like this.
Now you're lying close to me, making love to me.
Look, we say hot, we say steamy, we say sexy.
Someone's texted and said, yeah, guys, actually, I'm asexual.
So I'm immune to the sexual charms that you both definitely possess.
But Brie was funnier. So there you go, there's an
impartial vote. I appreciate that vote.
Five votes on $800
and in will decide the winner of Friday Okie.
And Marie, you're up first. Hi, Marie.
Hi, Marie. Hi, guys.
How are you, Marie? How are you, Marie?
Oh, good. Good.
Yeah. Who are you voting for this afternoon
in Friday Okie?
Oh, wow. I mean, Clint, you were amazing.
But, I mean, just like the text in, Brie had the comedic value
and I've got to give it to Brie.
Marie, it wasn't meant to be funny.
It was meant to be sexy.
It was meant to be sexy, Marie.
Okay, thank you, Marie.
We'll put a vote down for Brie and her sexual comedy.
Let's go to Kareed now.
Hi, Kareed.
Hi.
Hello there.
Kareed, what do you think this week?
What are your thoughts?
Well, I am certainly not hot, but I was very bothered by Kim's intro.
I'll have to go with Brie.
So your creepy intro lost it.
Was it MC White Chocolate? Did he not do it
for you? Yeah, certainly didn't
do it.
Alright, you don't have to double down on it, Karine. Thank you very
much. We'll give two votes
to Brie. We'll go to Tegan. Kia ora, Tegan.
Hi, Tegan. Hi.
What did you think of Friday Oaky this week?
Who had the best song,
me or Bree?
Bree.
Oh, I appreciate your vote, Tegan.
It means a lot to me.
What did you like
about it so much, Tegan?
What?
What did you like
about it so much?
Don't say funny.
Don't say funny.
Just because it's funny.
Oh, damn it!
Thank you, Tegan.
Have a great weekend.
You're going to romp in here. Lauren's here. Hi, Lauren. Hi Thank you, Tegan. Have a great weekend. You're going to romp in here.
Lauren's here.
Hi, Lauren.
Hi, Lauren.
Hi, how are you?
Good.
Lauren, are you feeling the Easter spirit?
I'm feeling something right now.
I bet you are, Lauren.
Tell us about it.
Well, I have to say, when I heard Clint, I was like, damn.
I was instantly turned on probably 40%
40%
yeah it's a record for me
40%
yeah yeah
that's good
that's good odds
I thought no one's gonna beat him
no pun intended
and
yeah
and then I went
I heard Brie
and I just went
oh boom
100%
she took you to a hundy
took me to a hundy
Brie took you all the way
I always take it all the way
so yeah sorry
it's Brie for me yes Lauren thank you Lauren I always take it all the way. So, yeah, sorry. It's Bree for me.
Yes, Lauren!
Thank you, Lauren.
I appreciate the call and the vote and the 40%.
I'll take that.
Casey's here.
It's already sewn up, Casey, but go on.
Give us your final vote.
I feel like I should be voting for Clint, but I'm so sorry.
100% my vote goes to Bree.
100%.
Yes, Casey!
And we have just discovered that funny is sexy, baby.
Yes, exactly.
And harmonising, Brie, on point.
Thank you, Casey!
I don't know how I harmonise because I don't really know what that means,
but thank you.
Brie didn't realise she was harmonising.
Well, to the victor go the spoils, and here's your instant replay.
Brie is the winner of Friday Oaky.
Now you're lying close to me, making love to me, yeah.
I mean, I'd love to play the whole thing as a replay, but...
No, we're not, no, no.
We don't have much time.
That was so long.
It was very long, wasn't it?
I think we did very well this week.
You did 5-0.
No, but I think both of ours were on point.
Hot chocolate for Easter.
Bree and Clint.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
Welcome to Friday Birthday Banger.
If you've never heard this before, we do it at the same time every day.
We take three of your guys' birthdays and figure out what was the song
top of the charts on your 16th, so then we play our favourite one.
Dallin's up first.
Hi, Dallin.
Hi, Dallin.
Hey, guys.
How are you?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Not too bad for a Friday.
Oh, I mean, how good's a Friday?
Hey, Dallin, how good's a Friday?
How good is it?
Bloody brilliant.
Best day of the week.
Yes, Dallin.
He's on board.
He's on board.
What's your birthday, Dallin?
It's the 11th of 94.
All right, mate.
You were 16 in 2010.
And on the 11th of November in 2010, this had a number one hit.
It's a bit of you on a Friday, isn't it, Dallin?
Kesha, we are who we are.
I remember that back in the old 16.
Yeah. This popped back in the old 16. Yeah.
Yeah.
This popped off
in the clubs.
Oh, it did.
I used to go,
I've got a house party too.
Yeah, house party,
yeah, yeah.
I mean, yeah,
I definitely wasn't
at the clubs at 16.
I was going to say.
I 100% wasn't.
What's the drinking limit
in Queensland?
Oh, it's 12, I think.
Aaron's here.
Kia ora, Aaron.
Hi, Aaron.
G'day, g'day. How's your week been, Azza? Oh, it's good, I think. Aaron's here. Kia ora, Aaron. Hi, Aaron. G'day, g'day.
How's your week been, Azza?
Oh, it's good.
I'm glad it's Friday.
Oh, Aaron, how good's a Friday?
How good.
How good is it, though?
But how good is it?
But how good?
How good, how good, I mean it, how good.
How good is it, though?
Oh, how good has it gone?
How good is it?
How good. Aaron, what's your it, though? Oh, how good is he going? Absolutely salubrious.
How good.
Aaron?
What's your birthday, mate?
What's your birthday?
10th of the 6th, 88.
All right, mate.
You were 16 in 2004.
And on the 10th of June, your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Oh, this is a...
That's a goer.
Speaking of salubrious...
Oh, that's on the money, Aaron.
What a salubrious Friday birthday banger, Azza.
That's the winner there, mate.
You love it?
Bit of spider bait, black Betty.
Okay, we're going to do one more for Josh.
Kia ora, Josh.
G'day, Josh.
Hey, guys.
How you doing?
I've got one question for you, Josh.
Yeah.
How good is a Friday?
It's about 100% better than a Thursday.
Yes.
You're spot on there, Josh.
It's about 400% better than a Tuesday. Yes. You're spot on there, Josh. About 400% better than a Tuesday.
You're spot on.
Josh, to finish off your Friday, what's your birthday?
It's the 9th of August, 1988.
All right.
You were 16, just like Aaron, also in 2004.
But on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit.
I love this song.
Sierra.
I mean, Aaron.
I mean, Josh.
Josh, how good's Sierra?
Yeah, really hard to beat, I'd say.
Yeah, really hard to beat.
Okay, wait there.
We've got to get a winner.
Three great birthday bangers.
Kesha, Spiderbaitbait and Sierra Goodies.
It's between Spiderbait
and Sierra for me. Me too.
For me, I think it's
Sierra this afternoon.
It's Spiderbait
for me. Is it? It's Black Betty.
Is that song good the whole way through? It's
so good the whole way through and it's a
straight fire vibe.
Alright, you know what? I'll switch my vote for you this afternoon.
Yes, you will! Aaron,
you've done it!
Congratulations, Ezra. You just won
birthday banger. Oh yeah, let's go,
let's go. Aaron, and one last
thing. How good is a Friday?
Oh yeah, she's nutty
beauty, mate. Oh mate, don't even get me started.
Brian Clint, rip the top off your Woodstock bourbon and cola.
Get into the weekend, everybody.
Here's the winner of Birthday Banger on ZM.
Holy moly.
It's the winner of Birthday Banger today from Spider Bates.
Do you now realise it's good the whole way through?
It's a lot of song.
It's a hell of a lot of song.
It is a lot of song.
I mean, it fits a Friday.
Speaking of a Friday banger,
I'm going to go down and try and bang a ball over the post
with Dan Carter in Eden Park tonight.
I'm glad you said that. I thought you were going to say something else. I'm very to go down and try and bang a ball over the post with Dan Carter at Eden Park tonight. I'm glad you said that.
I thought you were going to say something else.
I'm very excited about this.
Clint finally gets to live out one of his childhood dreams
with his childhood hero, Dan Carter, on Eden Park.
One kick, one opportunity to kick a field goal.
I mean, can you do it?
No, I mean, yes.
No, you've got to be confident.
Yes, I can do it.
Yes.
Brian Clint.
Clint Roberts will be given a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
to kick one penalty with his childhood hero,
Dan Carter at Eden Park.
That's right.
Tonight, it all comes down to this.
The one moment for glory for Clint Roberts
Can he kick the one field goal in front of his childhood hero Dan Carter?
If the TAB were offering odds, I'd be long
We saw, you know, we talked about earlier the practice you've done
And it didn't go well
It did not go well
But I thought we needed some, you know, some more evidence.
Mm-hmm. Some more
support. And I
thought the best person to do that, Clint,
would be one
of your old rugby teammates.
His name is Chunk, and
he used to play in the under-85s
with Clint back in the day. Please welcome to the show
Liam Chunk.
G'day, Chunky.
How you going, mate?
Good.
How are you, man?
Yeah, good, mate.
Just in the pub having a couple of beers.
In the pub.
Good, man.
Good.
We heard that's what you guys, all that you used to do in your rugby days.
We were definitely better off field than we were on field, eh, Chunk?
Yeah, 100%. Would you say that's a fact, Chunk, that Clinton Roberts' rugby abilities
are not as good as his pub abilities?
Yeah, he was definitely more value off the field
than he was on the field.
Right.
You know, I put up an Instagram story today
asking for feedback,
and Chunk actually sent through some tips.
Yeah.
His main one was...
Don't do it.
Yeah, that was part of it.
He also said try and get it over the bar.
Yeah, that's good.
Which I thought was sage advice there, Chunky. That's good of it. He also said, try and get her over the bar. Yeah. Which I thought was sage advice there, Chunky.
That's good, mate.
Just focus on the task and I'm sure you'll execute.
Look, Chunky, the reason I wanted to get you on the show this afternoon
is one basic question.
Obviously, it's one kick for glory in front of Dan Carter,
the man, the myth, the legend.
You know Clint. You played with him back in the day. He was never a kick the myth, the legend. You know Clint.
You played with him back in the day.
He was never a kicker, but you've seen him play rugby.
The only question I have for you, Chunky,
is do you think there is any chance that Clinton Roberts
can kick this goal tonight?
Build me up, Chunk.
Build me up.
Well, I wouldn't put my house on it,
but I've got
full faith in him. I think he'll
get it done. Just don't let the pressure get
to you, mate.
Okay, now for the honest answer. Yes or
no?
No.
You think you know a guy, don't you?
You know what, Clint, I say to you?
Prove them wrong, mate. That's right, and that's Clint, I say to you? Prove them wrong, mate.
That's right, and that's what I'm going to do.
Prove them wrong.
Chunk, I've still got the same boots that I played in
when we played rugby in 2012.
I'm going to run them under the tap, get them nice and moist,
just like the conditions we used to play in,
and I'm going to slot this for you, my friend,
for the Tunny Fars for New Zealand, okay?
You've got this, mate. Up the Fars.
Up the Fars.
What do you call me, Chunk?
You'll find out how the kick went on the show on Monday,
and no doubt you'll be able to see my beaming face.
Bree and Clint.
All right, we're all here for the X-rated research.
That's been done.
Yes, we are.
And by X-rated, I mean code for, and we say code here on this show. The code we use.
The code we use is indoor gardening. That's correct. The indoor
gardening habits and favourite positions to indoor garden
in. People who don't know the reference are like, gardening?
I like to do it on my knees. I don't get it. I love to use a hoe in the
garden.
Look, this study's been done and it's pretty much asked people around the world from different countries what's their favourite position to indoor garden in.
Revealed some quite interesting results, if I do say so myself.
Should we start off with
the Aussies,
the Kiwis
and
the Brits and the Americans
because it's all the same.
Oh, we all like the same thing?
Yes.
Okay, I'm excited to see
how you reveal these positions,
what code words you use.
That's a great question.
So the Aussies,
the Kiwis,
the Brits,
the Americans
all said at the top of their list they prefer...
Lights off missionary.
The missionary variety.
Oh, really?
Was that right?
Yes, that was the favourite according to all those countries.
Yep.
While let's go to the Canadians, very close to the Americans.
Yeah, I would have thought they were quite similar.
They love dogs in Canada.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
Right.
They don't like a bit of face-to-face action when they're gardening.
They like dogs and that type of thing.
They like the four-legged variety of gardening.
Brazilians and Argentinians, who I always think sexy. Very exotic. When I think of Brazilians and Argentinians, who I always think sexy.
Very exotic.
When I think of Brazilians and Argentinians.
Yeah.
They're fans of going to the rodeo, normal style.
Oh, okay.
The rodeo.
Where the cowboy or girl faces the front of the horse.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. Whilst in Sweden and Norway, they love to whack the car into reverse
but go to the rodeo in reverse.
So they drive reverse to the rodeo.
They ride their horses backwards.
Yeah.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Yeah.
And I think that was all the ones that came up on this, but it also was talking about who are the most likely countries
to Google certain things on the internet.
Oh, okay, right.
Who are the countries Googling the most things on the internet?
What would you say?
Who uses their browser for gardening advice the most?
Yeah. Americans.
You'd be right.
Yeah. You would be spot on.
They invented it. They were the country
who was
Googling indoor gardening
things the most. Yeah, well there you go.
Well done everybody.
Spice things up tonight everybody.
Spice it up.
Try going Brazilian.
Maybe even plant a Monstera.
Or Canadian.
That's normal indoor gardening.
That's real gardening.
Yeah, that's real gardening.
You're really confusing.
I got it wrong there.
You know, this was confusing enough, to be honest, before you said that.
So, might just leave it there.
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