ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 8th April 2024

Episode Date: April 8, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC. Grab KFC's Colonel Fix for only $9.99. G'day guys, happy to be here. Clearly. Let's go baby. Monday vibes. Bree's just been telling us about how hyped she is for a full week of work. Exactly.

I've never felt better. I'm excited to be here. I want to entertain you guys, bring all the fun, the good funnies, you know, everything. I'm loving it. That's definitely what you were saying before the microphones went on. Yes. Yeah, yeah. I am just happy to be here.

Want to get this show on the road. Am I right? Easter's been. Are we on the downhill slide to Christmas yet? Absolutely. Can we hit the departure lounge? Can we coast the rest of the year? Is that what we're doing now?

You know what time of the year we're at? What's that? We're at the time of the year where you look for the next public holiday. Yeah. And what is it? Anzac Day. Is it Anzac Day? Is. Yeah. And what is it? Anzac Day. Is it Anzac Day? Is it?

When's that? When's Anzac Day? A couple of weeks. 25th of this month. Yeah. And then we've got the King's birthday. Oh, your King's birthday weekend. That doesn't sound right coming off the tongue.

We should just keep calling it Queen's birthday. Yeah. As a tribute to the Queen. I think so. Yeah, because we miss her. I've made my donation for Anzac Day already. Do it off your phone now. Yeah.

I forgot to take a bloody poppy. So now no one knows, now I can't virtue signal that I've bloody supported the Anzacs. I made a donation for nothing. Because as we've learnt, donating is all about virtue signalling. Exactly right. How am I meant to? Oh, I'll do an Instagram post saying that I've donated and that will get me the credit that I need. No, but how are people going to know that you're tellingalling. Exactly right. How am I meant to? I'll do an Instagram post saying that I've donated and that will get me the credit that I need.

No, but how are people going to know that you're telling the truth? How would they know you're telling the truth if you were the poppy? You could have just taken that out of the box too.

It's a great point. Donate, okay? That's the main message here. Go and donate. Hey, ripper of a show, you won't get to play for 50 grand on our show because that's been moved

to Fletchbourne on Hayley's show. Instead, we've got your chance to add to cart. We're going to add the final item at four o'clock and if you've got

all three items, you can give them to us at five o'clock and take them home. I love this. I love adding to cart and you know what I love about it, Clint?

We give away the stuff every single day, hopefully. Yeah. I don't think anyone's ever got it wrong. We didn't give away that 50 grand once.

We'll give away add to Cart every single day. It's a guarantee. It's a win-win. Kind of. But you just need to get the items right. Four and five. Those are the times that you need. Next, tradie versus lady.

Where's a tradie and where's a lady? We need both of you. $50 cash up for grabs, thanks to KFC. Bree and Clint. Time for tradie versus lady. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, vs. Lady. It's Trady vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Trady and a lady walk into a bar and they say,

can we play Trady vs. Lady? And we say, absolutely you can. It's easy. It's simple. It's not funny. It's the truth. It's just the truth. That wasn't a joke or a punchline.

It was just the truth. Score update. Trady's on 28. Lady's on 27. Our That wasn't a joke or a punchline. It was just the truth. Score update. Tradies on 28. Ladies on 27. Our lady's calling from Whangarei. She's 26 years old and she's run a marathon before. Welcome to the show, Lavinia. Hello. Hey. Mate, how many

kilometres are we talking? Is it 42 for a marathon? Do you have something like that? 40 kilometres too long for me. If I had run a marathon, Do you have something like that? 40 kilometres too long for me. If I had run a marathon, I would know exactly how many kilometres it is so I could tell heaps of people.

42,000 steps. Okay, you're taking on our tradie from Hamilton. He's 25 years old and he can do a Rubik's Cube. Welcome to the show, Connor. G'day, Connor. I don't know how much

you know about our show, but at the start of the year we set producer Claudia the task of completing a Rubik's Cube. What tips can you give her? I just use the online guide, to be honest. She's not allowed to use an online guide. That's the real challenge. I'd be lost without that. I don't really have any tips. Claudia, this is as close that you've got to advice and he's got none for you.

Yeah, it's not going well for me. All right, Connor, your buzzer is tradie. Lavinia, yours is lady. First of three correct answers. Gets that $50 cash from our mates at KFC. Here we go.

Question number one. What is the name of the pet dinosaur on the cartoon series The Flintstones? Is it Pebbles, Dino or Scraps? Brady. Yes, Connor.

Is it Pebbles? No. Not Pebbles. Lavinia? Dino. It is. Dino. Dino.

Pebbles was the daughter, wasn't it? Pebbles was the daughter. Pebbles and Bam Bam. Yeah, correct. All right. Nice work. One to the ladies. Question number two.

According to the Guinness World Records, what is the best-selling book of all time? Trady. Yes, Connor. Harry Potter? It's a great guess. I think I know that. Lavinia, do you want a free guess?

Oh, maybe the Bible? Yeah. It is the Bible. If you didn't say the Bible? Yeah. It is the Bible. If you didn't say the Bible, I was going to make a joke about Harry Potter, but then you actually guessed Harry Potter, Connor. That's very good. Yeah. I reckon it'd be Philosopher's Stone.

It'd be up there. Goblet of Fire, I reckon. All right, two to the ladies. You need this one, Connor, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Yes, Lavinia.

Is it Jack Spudgy? She's got the win. Well done, Lavinia. She's a lady. Tough old game for you this afternoon, Connor, but nice work, Lavinia. You've evened the scores at 28 wins apiece and you've got 50 bucks cash.

We love it. We love to see it, Lavinia. We love it. Thanks, guys. Connor got pantsed. Lavinia was on it. She was on it. On it for a Monday.

Brie and Clint. We're in a cost of living crisis, Brie. Thank you very much. Not all of us can just get new headphones. Clint uses these ratty, old, disgusting headphones. They look like they smell because they're so old. And you won't buy yourself a new pair. They're so expensive.

You complain every day. You're like, oh, the left ear's gone. Oh, no, the right ear's back. These are like $450 headphones. Buy some new ones. Treat yourself. It's so expensive. The left ear's gone. Oh, no, the right ear's back. These are like $450 headphones. Buy some new ones. Treat yourself. You work in radio. You use them every day.

I think these are coming up on their 10-year anniversary. Oh, jeez. Treat yourself. Put them on after pay. It's JB Hi-Fi listening. I'll wear a JB Hi-Fi T-shirt for a week for a pair of headphones.

Do they sell those, Ty? That's where I got them. Oh, there you go. So, anyway. I saw this story today about this golfer. And I don't watch golf. I don't mind golf. I enjoy playing it. No, I'm the golf expert

on this show. Oh yeah, Bree's decided that she's a golf expert now. Yeah, I've watched Full Swing. The Netflix show? The Netflix show. No, I've watched two seasons now and I'm a golf expert. Okay, well then you'll know who Akshay Bhatia is. Yep, on the PGA Tour. He is

actually. Yep. He's a pro golfer. He has just qualified for the Masters, which is this week. That's where they get the jackets. Yes. I don't need to tell you, golf expert, that the Masters is the ultimate. It's the pinnacle on the PGA Tour. To qualify, don't worry, this is not going to be all golf expert, that the Masters is the ultimate. It's the pinnacle on the PGA Tour. To qualify, don't worry, this is not going to be all golf chat, by the way.

To qualify, he had to win a tournament that he was playing over the weekend, which he did, but he injured himself. But he won. Yeah, but he won, but he injured himself. He didn't injure himself from playing golf. He injured himself from fist pumping too hard after winning have a listen to this ox just got his shoulder treated by a physio ox's shoulder came out on the fist pump on the 72nd hole and that is why he asked for treatment dan so it was partially

dislocated damon is that what you're? The shoulder came out on the fist pump. Oh, my God. Just when you think you've seen it all. He partially dislocated it from pumping his fist so aggressively in the air. And it actually wasn't at the end of the match. It was during it. No.

It was when he sunk a hole or whatever you say. When he made a birdie. Yeah, when he made bail or whatever you say. Taught birdie to me as we say in the golf world and he goes yes and his shoulder came out you see him go

wow and then they put it back in and then he went on to win so crazy eh oh my god that's so embarrassing the poor guy

not the injury you expect from the activity you know what I mean no like if you're golfing I expect you to get a back injury from swinging or even

even to slip over on the grass or something like that I don't expect you to get a shoulder injury from swinging or even to slip over on the grass or something like that. I don't expect you to get a shoulder injury from fist pumping. Can I ask? Yeah. Because, like, in the golfing world, like, you can play as you get older. Yeah, yeah. Like, how old is this guy?

22. Oh, no. He's got those fresh, supple joints and it still came out. Yeah, that shouldn't be happening. Not on a fist pump. I can't believe he came back and won. Let's talk unlikely injuries this afternoon. Injuries that you got from doing the thing

that shouldn't have given you the injury. You know, like slipping over on your way out of the house to play rugby or burning yourself, lighting a candle to make love or something like that. Jeez. You know? I put my back out picking up a laptop. True story.

I had to like lean around this fan and I led down to pick up a laptop fully, like and I mean fully threw my back out. I was bedridden for a week. You're more of a desktop PC girl now. Yeah, I think so. Like I'm at that age now where I've had to go back to the desktop. Do you know what we mean?

You've got an injury that's not the injury you'd think that you would get from doing the thing that you were doing. Just something so ridiculous where it's an injury. You know what it is.

It's an injury where someone will go, how'd you do that? Yeah. And you feel embarrassed to tell them. Exactly right. 0800 dials at M

or text it to us on 9696. We'd love to hear about your unlikely injuries this afternoon. We're talking unlikely injuries like the professional golfer who's qualified for the Masters, but he's injured himself. He's dislocated his shoulder, fist pumping. Oxlade just got his shoulder treated by a physio. Oxlade's shoulder came out on the fist pump on the 72nd hole, and that is why he asked for treatment, Dan.

So it was partially dislocated, Damon? Is that what you're saying? The shoulder came out on the fist pump. Oh, my God. Just when you think you've seen it all. Oh, my God. No idea. No idea. So we're asking what's the unlikely injury, just when you think you've seen it all. Oh my God. Not ideal. Not ideal.

So we're asking what's the unlikely injury, the injury you got that shouldn't have been associated with the thing you were doing, like this text. My husband has put his back out while brushing his teeth. Twice.

How vigorously is he brushing? Too vigorously. He needs one of those electric toothbrushes that has the light on it that says when you're pushing too hard. My dentist forced me to get one of those. He was like, hmm. Or do you think it's like, remember the-

You're a hard brusher. Yeah, you're receiving your gums. But can I just say, the toothbrush that I got, fancy electric toothbrush, it is literally, if I press down even the slightest amount, it lights up red. Like, it's pretty much just hovering over, not touching the tooth. That's what it's supposed to do. Do you think this woman's husband, do you remember those reach ads from the 90s where the guy's head folded all the way back and then he scrubbed his teeth like that? Do you reckon that's what he was doing?

That woman's married to that guy. She's managed to the reach flip top head guy. I wonder what happened to him. Let's ask some people how they got the injury that was from the thing that they probably shouldn't have got the injury from. Lauren's here. Hi, Lauren.

Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hi. What's your unlikely injury? So, I was the photographer on a photo shoot about 10 years ago and I was,

like, at a skate park and so all these guys were, like, doing these cool tricks and stuff. Sick. And,

yeah, like, it was cool for them. I was flat-footed and somehow I managed to slip, like, it was cool for them. I was flat-footed, and somehow I managed to slip, like, whilst standing still, so I don't even know how I did that. What, you weren't even on a skateboard? No.

Okay. Yeah, and I literally snapped my ankle. Oh! Yeah, to the point where I had to put, like, I think it was two or three, I can't remember, pins in my ankles to, like, put it all back together. Wait, you did this standing still? Yeah, pretty much, yeah. Sorry to laugh, Lauren, but that is wild.

But, Lauren, you've perfectly answered the brief of this afternoon's phone topic. You have nailed it. Thank you. Yeah, like, you'd think at a skate park that... You'd fall down a ramp or something. It's not the person standing still that's going to be injured at a skate park. No, not the photographer. Monty's called up.

Hi, Monty. Hi, Monty. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What was your unlikely injury? I sprained my ankle while I was picking flowers. Oh, no. You literally stopped to smell the roses and your body was like,

uh-uh, not today, money. Yeah, it was kind of on a little bit of a float. And I may have been allegedly picking somebody else's flowers. Oh, so karma got you. Karma flowers. Yeah, they were karma flowers. But they were over the road boom, so, you know, technically everybody's flowers.

But, yeah, and I just couldn't believe it because I was like, how has this happened? I'm picking flowers. And I ended up rolling down to the footpath, and this kid is on a bike's riding path, and he's just shaking his head at me. Oh, you poor thing. Oh, Monty.

Can I ask, Monty, at what age did this incident occur? I would have been in my 40s. Oh, prime of life. You're fine. For makes you feel better, Monty, there's a text here that says, my partner broke her wrist sitting down on the grass. How? Yeah, how, right?

God, she was sitting down with some force, wasn't she? With a hint, yeah. Listen to this one. My friend cut her scalp using a leaf blower. She got her hair caught and we all had to call the ambulance and she had to go to the hospital with the leaf blower attached to her head. Oh, no.

That's horrendous. Someone else said, I got into a car accident with a friend of mine, escaping surprisingly unscathed. We went back to the crash scene to collect some stuff and I fell in a hole and sprained my ankle. I once woke up with a dislocated shoulder. You slept too hard. That's not ideal.

You slept way too hard. Someone said, I broke my foot walking like a penguin. Yeah, because they had their feet out sideways i like how you're like yeah that makes sense how that happens yeah someone said this is probably my favorite text i'm an avid weightlifter usually i work out listening to you guys i threw my back out picking up a box of washing powder it was a small box of surf i'm not even the jumbo box.

I sprained my neck while breastfeeding, not even moving. I don't know how to this day. Man, how heavy are those breasts? Yeah. Really like... That'd be quite hefty, eh? Pulling on the... Lani's caught up as well. Hi, Lani.

Hi, Lani. Hello. What was the injury, the unlikely injury that you got? Sorry, mine was a bit of a showing the age injury. I was sitting there watching a video on Facebook. It was quite funny and I cracked up laughing and I pulled a muscle in my shoulder blade. You're joking.

You were laughing so vigorously. Laugh out louder. Larnie, don't laugh too hard. We don't want a reoccurring injury is that why you listen to our show because you don't find it funny and you know there's no risk of injury it's a safe show this is a safe space for you Larnie

no funnies at all final text my daughter was drawing a picture of an ambulance she stood up to get her pen and a knee popped out of place that what is that? Murphy's Law.

Yeah, that's Murphy's Law. Also, your child is a clairvoyant. Yeah. She was drawing the thing that she needs. That was on its way. Teach her how to draw lotto tickets. That's what you got to do. That's a great idea.

Teach her how to draw lotto tickets. And a Ferrari. Yeah. Teach her to draw a Ferrari. Yeah, that's right. You're like, I didn't want to test a Rosa. I wanted an Enzo.

God, can you do it again? Oh, stupid kid. Let's guess the noise. It's an easy game that producer Claudia loves to produce. She comes up with the theme, the noises, and runs the game. Hi, Claude. Hello. My brain is fried.

She needs some positive reinforcement. Can you guys on the text machine tell her how much you love Guess the Noise? And how great she does every week? Yeah. I don't like this. Why are you being so nice? Because we think you need positive reinforcement. Okay, thank you.

Yeah. Yeah, you're welcome. And we can't be bothered doing it. Yeah, that tracks. The theme today, since we had so much fun doing horns and stuff a little while ago, this week we're doing whistles. Whistles. Guess that whistle.

Guess that whistle. Okay. Hayley, you're going to be on my team. We're going to work together to win you some KFC. Hello. Hi, Hayley. Hello. And that means, Emily, you're on my team.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's do this, Emily. Let's go. I think we've got the right team members. I think Emily and I might be related. Okay, let's do it, Claude. Okay, so quick run over of the rules.

We're working in teams. First team to get three points will win. We'll play the noise. It'll be a whistle. You just need to buzz in with your name and tell me what it is. Bree and Clint, you guys are doing the first round. Got it. Ready to go?

Ready. Let's go. Clint. Brie. That is a train. Yes. That is a train. Train.

No, train. Can you say train normally? It is a train. It's a train whistle. No, train with a T. Train. No. She hasn't got it right.

That's a train. No, it's a train. It's a, she hasn't got it right. That's a train. No, it's a train. It's a train. To be more specific, it's a choo-choo train. Yes, it is. Choo-choo train. Choo-choo train. Okay, that is one point for Team Bree.

So Hayley and Emily, this next one is for you guys. Just buzz in with your name if you know what it is. Here we go. Hayley. Hayley. Ooh, is that like a referee? Yeah, exactly right. Referee.

I would have said netball referee. Actually could be. Sounds like it, eh? Stepping. Yeah, a bit more aggressive. Yeah, yeah. Contact. Stand aside.

Contact. Who got that one? Hayley did. Yes, get it, Hayley. So that is one point for Team Clint. So we're one apiece. Back to you, Bree and Clint. All right.

Clint. Clint. That's a lollipop whistle. Yeah, I'll give you that. Yeah. It's one of those slide whistles. How good were those lollipops, though? A tootsweet, wasn't it?

Yeah. Is that what they called them? They still exist. Do they? Yeah. I bought some for some friends of mine's kids the other day. Tootsweet. Cute.

And my friends hated me for it. My problem with those was that I always used to crunch lollipops. You bite it, yeah. Yeah. I'm like, that was such a waste. It's gone. I was a biter as well. I feel like you're still a biter, Claude.

Thank you. You're a biter, not a sucker. There it goes. Okay, that is two points for Team Clint, one for Team Breeze. Come on, Emily. Hayley and Emily, this one's for you guys. Hayley. Emily.

Hayley. Is it like a tradie wolf whistle? For the win, yeah, it's a wolf whistle. You like that, do you? You like that? You want a piece of this? It's also been called a cat call, eh? Yeah, it's a cat call.

Yeah, it's a cat call, yeah. That's the best way to detour a cat call, honestly. Call them out. No, you bark at them. You bark at them. No one's met up on TikTok and it's the funniest thing. You bark at them, Emily. Okay, ready?

Wait. Emily, Emily, Emily, let's role play. You ready? Yeah. Yes, are you ready? I'll take it back, I'll take it back. Okay, ready now, Mark? You can't tell a wolf whistle that you do it.

Okay, now my option. Ready, Clint? You be the cat caller. Nice legs. You like that, Danny? You want some of this? Yes, please. You like that, Danny? You want some of this? Yes, please. You sure?

Because it could be all yours for the low, low price of $9.99. Actually, no, I changed my mind. Thanks. I'll go back to building now. Hey, you guys are great fun. I've got KFC for both of you. Well done. Nice work, guys.

Thank you. Sweetass. Oh, that was fun. We've got KFC for both of you. Well done. Nice work, guys. Thank you. Sweet ass. Oh, that was fun. Is financial infidelity worse than actual cheating? From some of these texts, it seems like some people feel that it is. It's quite a big betrayal. I think it's a very different type of betrayal. Yeah.

But some of these are really bad. And some of them ended up being good, but I wonder how this person felt in the moment. My girlfriend had a secret savings account that she pulled out when we bought a house together. She had $130,000 in it. I mean, but she did pull it out when you were buying a house together.

And did she just not tell you it because she wanted you to stay motivated and keep working towards the goal and she was always going to pull it out? Was she like worried that you would have been like, let's spend it? Or was she hedging her bets against you and she's like, let's save for a house with this guy, but if it all goes to shit, at least I've got that spare $130,000. You know? Yeah. Yeah.

Interesting. I'd love to know how you felt about it in the moment. Let's talk to some people. Brad's caught up. Hi, Brad. Hi, Brad. I'd love to know how you felt about it in the moment. Let's talk to some people. Brad's caught up. Hi, Brad. Hi, Brad. Hey, how's it going? Did someone lie to you about money?

Yeah, a long, long time ago, my ex used to have a bit of cash on me sort of thing and the next day sort of thing, I swear I had more cash in my wallet. Anyway, I just eventually convinced myself I just was going mad. Spent it, yeah. Yeah, and she was just grabbing it out of my wallet while I was asleep. How much are we talking, Brad?

Oh, I'm talking, like, 100 bucks here and there sort of thing. Like, no money at all, really. But it adds up. It adds up. It is the principle. Yeah, but it's not the amount, is it? Yeah, yeah. It's the betrayal.

Did you hit her up about it? I just found out after we broke up, and I happened to be telling that story to a mate that was friends with her and went, oh, yeah, yeah, no, she told me she used to just take value. Double betrayal. The friend didn't tell you either. Double betrayal, Brad.

It wasn't my friend. It was her friend's. I just happened to be chatting to her. God, if that was me and I had an inkling, you know what I would have done? Because I'm a petty bee. I would have went and got some counterfeit money, put it in my wallet and set the trap

and wait for her to get arrested. There's a side of a healthy relationship, eh, when you're waiting for one of them to get arrested. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Who lied about money, Anonymous? So it's not so much lied about money. He's kind of lied about

looking for a new job. Oh. Oh, no. So my partner and me, so he got a job with the company I was working for, and then the contract got extended. So it was a temporary contract. We knew that. Right. It got extended he was working for, and then the contract got extended. So it was a temporary contract. We knew that.

Right. It got extended, which was fantastic, and it ended like a couple of weeks ago. Okay. And I said to him, I said, hey, like, before the contract ended, I said, you need to start looking for a new job. Yeah, yeah. I said, or quite frankly, I said, go on the JobSeeker's Benefit. I said, just until, you know, we can find you a new job.

And he was like, oh, yeah. He's like, oh, I've been applying for jobs. Turns out he hasn't. Before I say this, are you guys still together, Anonymous? Well, considering this argument happened about 15 minutes ago, yeah. You're kidding me, Anonymous. So where has it ended? Where are you at now?

Well, I said to him, I said, I don't know if you know this, but, like, a preschool teacher cannot support the two of us. Yeah, gotcha. And I do not even work full-time hours. Do you feel a bit like his mum, Anonymous? You sound like his mum. Well, I do everything his mother does. Yeah, like, he's an adult, Anonymous. He needs to pull his finger out. He's older than me. But I was just like, seriously, I do everything his mother does. Yeah, like he needs he's an adult, Anonymous. He needs to

pull his finger out. He's older than me, but I was just like, seriously, I was like, so I left him a list today. I said, hey, you know, like, can you do the garden and stuff like that? Because we live in a flat with two other people. One of them is currently like up north at home. Have you considered grounding him or taking away the power cord for his PlayStation?

I've considered like just going and smashing his monitors at this point. Just change the Wi-Fi password, Anonymous. No, because he works in tech support. And then he actually can't look for jobs. No, literally, he's like to me, I will change the Wi-Fi password and block

all your devices from it when I'm being unreasonable. When you're being unreasonable. When I'm being unreasonable. When you're being unreasonable. When I'm being unreasonable, which does happen on occasion. But I'm like, seriously, just apply for the benefit or something because I also know how long that can take. So I'm like, hey, apply for it now because he's got a month's worth of savings that he can live off,

which is great. But I'm like, hey. Anonymous. If you mind that, it'll probably come out. When did you start wiping his bum for him? Because it sounds like you bloody do that, too. What temperature does he like his milk? Yeah. He literally moved in with me, like, straight.

So he moved out from Invercargill. So we moved in together, like, straight away at my parents' house. And then we moved out to the flat. and I was like, seriously, like, apply for something because I'm a preschool teacher and I can't. Yeah, we joke but you've got a bit to work through Anonymous. Yeah, honestly. I'm glad we could be here. What an opportune time for us to do this phone

topic when you've just had the argument. You poor thing, Anonymous. Sometimes I'd like to record it and play it back to him and be like, see, it's not just me. Well, we're going to put the podcast out tonight. You can play him that. Oh, awesome. Awesome, I'll play it to him. Do it. Do see, it's not just me. Well, we're going to put the podcast out tonight. You can play them there. Awesome. Awesome. I'll play it to him.

Do it. Do it, Anonymous. He needs to be told. A few texts coming through. Someone said, I gamble on the online pokies and I want a heap of money and my wife doesn't know about it, but she gets treated well. I don't think that makes it okay, though. That's how they're justifying it. Someone else said, my husband just lost half of our savings to a Bitcoin scam

and didn't and wasn't going to tell me. Don't think it was worse than cheating, but it's close. I wonder how she found out. What about this one? I've got 300 grand in Bitcoin and I haven't told my wife of 20 years about it. Pull it out, man. Withdraw your Bitcoin and come clean.

Pull it out because the only thing that could be worse... You've been married for 20 years. If you lose it and then she finds out you lost 300 grand of Bitcoin... Nah, the thing for me is that if she finds out, right, the trust is broken.

Because if it was me, I'd go, well, if you've lied to me about that, you could be lying about anything. Also, someone just texted in off the back of that call with Anonymous and they said, oh, my God, Jerry Springer much? Jerry, Jerry. Bring out the boyfriend. Bring him out. He's in a diaper.

Bree and Clint. I had quite an annoying experience on the weekend. Remember last week we talked about the pilot who forgot his passport for the flight? Yes. On the weekend, I DJed a wedding in Whangamata. Great wedding. Oh, shit, it was a good wedding. And so it was my job to organise all the music.

I don't know them. Oh, it wasn't a friend that they've asked you to DJ the wedding? Do you do that anymore? DJ friends' weddings? Do friends still ask you? There's a bit of like a service go round. Like if you have a service, like you be the photographer at my wedding, I'll be the DJ at your wedding.

Or I've got a mate and we DJed each other's wedding. That was a good way of doing it. Yeah. Do you hate it though? I don't hate it. I feel like I'd hate we DJed each other's wedding. That was a good way of doing it. Yeah. Do you hate it though? I don't hate it. I feel like I'd hate it. I don't hate it. I definitely enjoy a wedding more that I don't have to DJ it.

What a good friend. Like a good friend would they ask you? Probably not. Good friends try to pay you, but you can't. Do they still ask you? Some have, yeah. That's okay. Or maybe it's because they trust you.

Yeah. So maybe that's a nice thing. It's like how you want your friend to be the celebrant. All right, fine. Benefit of the doubt. Or you want your friend to be the emcee and that sort of thing. I just think if I ever got married, right, I don't want any of my friends having to work on the day.

Yeah, yeah. You know, I want them to enjoy it, have fun. But do people see DJing as real work? Probably not. Yeah, yeah. You know, I want them to enjoy it, have fun. But do people see DJing as real work? Probably not. Yeah, but you are. Yeah. Like, you're not just there to enjoy. Oh, no, you are.

You are, absolutely. Yeah, like, it is work. Of course it's work. Anyway, this was for some lovely people who booked me to DJ at their wedding. And like I said, fantastic wedding. And I don't do this much anymore. I don't really do many events like that.

What do you wear to DJ a wedding? Good question as well. You don't want to wear a suit. It's weird DJing in a suit, isn't it? It is really weird. But sometimes it calls for it. Open collar shirt? I wore a nice pair of trousers and a white T-shirt

with a shirt open over the top of it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. And a loafer? No, a clean sneakeraker if you must know oh yeah yeah yeah that's fine i think that's appropriate any other details you need um how many drinks do you have if you're djing all right um three to four um you knew the answer into the groove anyway i was in fungimata i don't do this much anymore and so I was quite stressed about

making sure I had all the stuff and that I got out of the house on time to get there and set it all up and blah, blah, blah, blah. So I made myself a checklist and then I drove halfway from Auckland to Whangamata, which is a two hour and 20 minute drive from my house and I was like, oh, I'm going to stop for a coffee and I pulled in for a coffee

and I went, I've got a weird feeling I didn't pack my laptop. a coffee. And I pulled in for a coffee and I went, I've got a weird feeling I didn't pack my laptop. Oh, no. And I checked in all of my gear and I couldn't find the laptop. And I called my wife and I said, hey, I might be in a really bad situation here. Did I leave my laptop at home? She goes, yep, I'm looking at it right now.

But all you need is the USB, right? No, I used the laptop. I'm just joking. Anyway. Oh, that's so annoying. And I was on a tight timeline. I was going to work. I had like 30 minutes spare either laptop. I'm just joking. Anyway. Oh, that's so annoying. And I was on a time line. I was going to work. I had like 30 minutes spare either side. I thought that was responsible.

How far were you? I was an hour 20 towards. So like halfway. So then you have to go an hour 20 back and then an hour 20 back the other way. And she goes, it's okay. Me and the kids will jump in the car and we'll race in the opposite direction to meet you. And I was like, great, do that. Because every minute you drive, that's going to save me two minutes of going there and back.

Great idea. And then I get her to share me her live location on WhatsApp so I can see her travelling in one direction and I'm travelling in the other direction. And then I pick this spot. I'm like, I reckon this is going to be the exact spot where we do the handover. And I picked it right. And she tossed me the laptop out the window and off I went. And I was only an hour and a half late.

Only. Well, that makes sense. Only an hour and a half late. Only. Well, that makes sense. Only an hour and a half late. Because you'd gone an hour and 20 in. Yeah, but I drove really fast. Safe. Yeah, safe. I finished because you don't want to be sitting up with like all the fancy gifts and that

are right. No, you want all that done. I got it done and then walked to my car to drive back home to get changed and stuff just as the first bus of guests arrived. I was like, oh. Just in time. Yeah. Just in time.

Yeah. So anyway. What a nightmare for you. If you saw a stressed man in a VW Golf flying down the motorway on Saturday morning, that was me. Yippee. Bree and Clint. Oh, we do love a calmer story on this show, especially me.

Nothing brings me more joy than hearing about someone Oh, we do love a karma story on this show, especially me. Nothing brings me more joy than hearing about someone who had bad karma coming to them. Stepping in dog poo after you tried to take the dog out of the relationship. That's karma, right? Oh, that is karma. God, that was quick from you, coming up with that on the spot. That was on the fly, that one. Look at you. I don't know if you could tell, but that was on the relationship. That's sort of karma, right? Oh, that is karma. Yeah. God, that was quick from you, coming up with that on the spot. That was on the fly, that one.

Look at you. I don't know if you can tell, but that was on the fly. God, you know what that is? That is radio experience. Right there, just oozing out of him. Oozing out of him. I read this story.

10,000 hours. 10,000 hours on the cans. Cans for people who aren't in the industry is headphones. Okay, tell us the coffee story. Sorry, guys. It's been a... I had a coffee today. Can you tell?

No, you didn't. Bree had a single shot mocha. No, I... No. She had a single shot mocha. No, I had a single shot cappuccino, thank you. With chocolate. With chocolate on top. But not a mocha. It was a real coffee. It was a capp mocha. No, I had a single shot cappuccino, thank you. With chocolate. With chocolate on top. But not a mocha.

It was a real coffee. It was a cappuccino. And we walked out of the cafe and Brie goes, What? This is strong. Mate, I don't need coffee. I'm already buzzing. I'm going to get you a double shot tomorrow. Absolutely not. I will be off the wall. He's going to defecate in her pants.

I'll need to go to a rave after the show. And probably, I want to tell you this story because when I read it, it brought me joy because karma is a bee. And this story takes place on an aircraft. Okay. So here's the situation. The story is being told by this mum who said uh they'd booked a trip for their family and it was her her husband and their daughter and the plane was full

like the plane was full it was packed it was all booked and they had booked these seat three seats together the best seats in their opinion on the plane in A, B and C. They were like, sweet, these are our seats. They get on the plane. As they're walking down, they look to where their seats are and they see another family sitting in their seats. As they got closer, there was a little bit of chat where they were like, we were here first, they're our seats.

And they had the seats on the opposite side, which kind of similar, but there was a few little differences. But the mum was just like, I'm not going to fight with these people. Let's just sit in the seats. Really? Because on a plane, you can fight with them. You can, but she was just kind of like. Take the path of less resistance. They're pretty much the exact same seats. I'm not going to argue.

They're already sitting down. It's fine. Anyway so apparently once they'd sat down they were on the tarmac for like an hour because there was some problems with the plane and they were trying to fix it. And at one point, the mum that had taken their seats calls over the flight attendant and they come over and she says, excuse me, I don't think our USBs or anything like electronic is working in our seats. Yeah.

And at that point, the mum who had her seats taken goes, oh, karma is a bee. Oh, my God. I'd be so happy. Yeah, that'd be validating, wouldn't it? Because apparently the other mum leans over and goes, are your USBs working? And the mum looks at her and goes, are your USBs working? And the mum looks at her and goes,

I believe all of them are working. So good. That would be a win. That's such a win. Then she'd probably try and get her own seats. I love it so much. Let's ask the people for stories of instant karma this afternoon. Were you there when I got served?

In your goddamn face, karma. God, please bless us. I'm so excited for your karma stories. We'd love to hear them. Where's all my karma peeps at? Do you have a story where karma just came in, swooped in and saved the day? Do you reckon, do you believe in karma? Yeah. 100%, eh? Yeah. Well, I believe in and saved the day. Do you believe in karma?

Yeah. A hundred percent, eh? Yeah. Well, I believe in the law of attraction. Good karma, bad karma. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is ultimately karma as well, right? Yeah.

You get in what you put out. Totally, totally. A woman talked about how she got on a plane, booked a trip for her family, realised another family had sat in their seats, so they just automatically was like, oh, okay, we'll just sit in your seats, not a big deal. And then apparently the other three seats,

none of the USB chargers were working. Sitting in seats where the USBs work. Oh, I see. Taylor Swift, don't take our lyrics. She nailed it. Someone texted, karma for me was when a rude driver went speeding past me and then straight away got pulled over by a police officer. So good.

I love when that happens. The cops. Yeah. What about this one? This is full on. My ex cheated on me and then made things official with the girl after we split

and that night her house caught on fire. Jesus Christ. What? Your boyfriend's new girlfriend's house burning down. That's wild. Look, okay. Now, so long as no one was hurt,

I can understand how that might have felt good in the moment. But she didn't deserve the karma. He did. Exactly. He did. His house should have burned down. Should have been his house to burn, not hers. But I do understand how that would make you feel good in the moment.

Yeah. That we can't take joy in other people's pain. But still, would have made you feel good at the time. Wait, I didn't finish. For long. For long. Someone said, it may not be instant karma, but I'm a dance teacher who spent years teaching at a studio

where I was undervalued, underpaid and treated awfully. Now I run my own dance school that's won awards and the school where I used to teach is falling apart at the seams. The satisfaction is real. Having a successful dance studio while the other one crumbles down. Yeah. Oh, we've got an update text. It was my ex's house.

Oh, okay. It wasn't the girl's house. It was the ex's house. Oh, okay. Oh, still. It wasn't the girl's house. It was the ex's house that cheated on you. His house burnt down. Burnt to the ground. I mean, still pretty full on. Still pretty full on.

I'd rather it just be, maybe just his car. I'm going to raw dog this one. I haven't read it. Karma for me, our ex flatmate stole three grand from us. A week after we moved out, he had a minor motorbike crash and broke his elbow. It was minor. We can rejoice in it. It's fine.

That's karma. Karma is my boyfriend. Karma is a god. Karma is... A flatmate stealing three grand, then having a motorbike crash. And breaking his weenus. That's right.

Look out, the weenus. Karma always comes for your weenus. That's what I always say. Karma will get you right, the weenus. Karma always comes for your weenus. That's what I always say. Karma will get you right in the weenus. Yeah, will get you right in the weenus. Or as we like to say in the not so funny now, is it, Bone? Someone said, at high school rugby, there was a very, very arrogant player.

All game, he was acting like a D-head. He gets the ball, and as he was about to score the winning try, last minute of the game, he cheered and cheered. His arms were in the air celebrating before he put the ball down and then he got knocked out of the field. No try. No try. Jesus, I would have loved that.

My ex cheated with my closest at the time friend. They were together for a few years, got married, and their marriage lasted for one month. A short marriage for your ex-boyfriend. That one. And your best friend. Can you just imagine this person, right? Seeing the update and just being like,

oh, God, it would just bring you... I know that we shouldn't revel in someone else's pain. I know, I know, I know. But damn, that would feel good. Thanks for your karma, everybody. It's great to hear. I love it. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday dinner. Let's do it. When are both? Oh, my God. She came up on my TikTok this morning. The old El Paso. Yes.

Why not both, girl? Yes. So apparently this company. She revolutionized tacos. She did. Yeah. So she did recently got booked to do this campaign for this condiments company. Oh,ised tacos. She did. Yeah. So she did recently got booked to do this campaign for this condiments

company. Oh yeah? Yeah. That's good. That's a good follow up. Genius. Yeah. Genius. Pretty girl. Yeah. I mean she's older than what she was in that. She invented the stand up taco. She did too. What a genius. She was saying soft shell, hard shell.

Yeah and then she did the other one about the stand-up one. I cannot abide those ones where you stuff them, though, those tube tacos, and you stuff all the filling. What's a tube taco? You stuff all the filling down into them. Oh, I cannot get on board with those. A cannelloni? Nah, it's a pre-rolled taco burrito thing,

and you stuff the ingredients down. They've made it into a penis taco. All lettuce at the bottom, and then all tomato for a bit, and then all mince at the top. See, why couldn't they just let us have one food that's shaped like us? Back off the taco. Oh, I see what you're saying.

You know, you guys have popsicles, you've got hot dogs, you've got a heap of foods that are shaped like you guys. I get you. I get you. Let us have one. Let's do Winnie's birthday banger. Hi, Winnie. Hi, Winnie. Hi, guys. I get you. I get you. Let us have one. Let's do Winnie's birthday banger. Hi, Winnie. Hi, Winnie.

Hi, guys. Hi. How are you, mate? Oh, I'm good. Good to hear. Hey, Winnie, I heard it was your birthday yesterday. I know. Crazy, right?

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Did you have a good day? Oh, just a nice, chill one. Oh, my God. Were you 40 yesterday? Oh, don't say that loud. Don't do that. Oh, sorry. That's a good one, though. It's a big one. It's? Oh, don't say that loud. Don't do that. Oh, sorry.

That's a good one, though. It's a big one. It's quite young, isn't it? Yeah. 40's the new 30. No, 40's the new 20. Oh, it is. That's not going too far.

She's not going to R&V or anything. She can if she wants. She could afford it. And you don't have to sleep in a tent, Winnie. Hey, so that means you would have been born in 1984, correct? So you were 16, Winnie, in the year 2000 and here's your birthday bag. JT and the boys. It's good, Winnie.

I thought Sandra was going to come up too. Yeah. It's good, Winnie. I thought Sandra and me was going to come up. Cool. Yeah. What a ripper. Okay. Play it. Yeah, play it. She loves it.

Play it. Let's do it. Let's do Caleb's birthday banger. Hi, Caleb. Hi, Caleb. Hi, guys. You're kidding. Is it your birthday today?

Yeah, it's mine today. Oh, my God. You beat Winnie. Happy birthday for today. How old are you turning? 31. 31. 31. 31.

Lovely. Caleb, that means you were 16 in 2009. And on your 16th, this was number one. I will call you out. You've loaded Taylor's version. On the 8th of April 2009, the original was actually number one. We don't play that.

True Swifties don't play it. No, I know, but this isn't the song that was number one. This is Taylor's version. It's the same. This has never been number one. They don't sound the same. Mate, do you want to anger people? Caleb, are you a Swifty?

My wife's a big Swifty. Okay, that's good then. She'll love that that's your birthday banger. A bit of a love story. Let's do Megan's birthday banger to round us out. Hi, Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi.

Hi. Please tell me your birthday is tomorrow. Oh, I wish. That'd be the whole set. I've already done it for the year. Oh. Hey, when is it, Megan? 8th is the 1st, 1986.

All right, you Capricorn you. You were 16 in 2002, Megan, and this is your birthday banger. Are you disappointed, Megan? I love this song. A little bit. I'm a bit gutted that it's not JT, like the first caller. Oh, this is a ripper. This is Natasha Bedingfield's brother, Daniel Bedingfield, with Gotta Get Through This.

Yeah. Well, Natasha would have even been better. He made this in his bedroom. Okay, no worries. I get it. It's not what you're hoping for. I would love a bit of Daniel Bedingfield, Gotta Get Through This. Well, here's the thing that Megan doesn't know.

Gotta Get Through This. I'm going to vote for it. I think I'm going to vote for it. I don't't know. I'm going to vote for it. I think I'm going to vote for it. I don't mind winning. I'm going to vote for it too, Megan. Oh! You've won me over. Megan, even though it's Caleb's birthday today and Winnie's birthday yesterday

and you don't even like your song, you're still going to win. Oh, that's amazing. My daughter is going to be so excited. Oh, tell her we said hello, okay? Okay, thank you. Here you go. Straight out of the year 2002, Megan's birthday banger is Daniel Bedingfield on ZM.

ZM, Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. The winner of birthday banger today is Natasha Bedingfield's brother, Daniel Bedingfield, and got to get through this. To the texter who texts in, horrific choice. You're welcome. The winner of Birthday Bangers Day is Natasha Bedingfield's brother, Daniel Bedingfield, and Gotta Get Through This. To the texter who texts in, horrific choice. You're welcome. No regrets from me.

Although, I mean, Bye Bye Bye NSYNC is a great song. Yeah, but that was Daniel Bedingfield. How often do we get to play Daniel Bedingfield? Have I told you my Daniel Bedingfield story? The teabagging one? No. I'm sorry. No.

A friend of mine saw him. Oh, that was Ricky Martin. Yeah, a tea bag Ricky Martin. Yeah. No. A friend of mine after that came out in the 2000s saw Daniel Bedingfield walking down Queen Street in Auckland. Because he's a Kiwi, but he lived in the UK and he released that song in the UK.

But for whatever reason, he was back in New Zealand. He's like, holy shit, is that Daniel Bedingfield walking down Queen Street? And as he got closer to him, he could hear that he was beatboxing while he was walking. He's like, that is Daniel Bedingfield beatboxing. He wasn't beatboxing his own song. No, worse.

He was beatboxing Daniel Bedingfield, Daniel Bedingfield. You have told me this story. It's hard to believe. I've just been on Daniel Bedingfield's Instagram, by the way, just to see what he's up to. He's performing live in Tulum. He's about to perform a live show in Mexico. On you, Daniel.

And his bio says, celebrating 20 years of Gotta Get Through This, that song that we just played, which came out 22 years ago. After that story you just told us, Gotta Get Through This, April. I love this song. I asked you before, what is Kiwi's number?

What's your number when it comes to that kind of thing? 027299. Jeez, that's a massive number. 73. Four. Really? What age did you start? I thought you meant phone number.

No, you know what number I mean. I mean the indoor gardening number, the special partner number. How many? And what is the average for New Zealanders? A new study conducted by the World Population Review has looked at the average numbers of sexual partners for people in different

countries. Oh, it's always good to compare yourself to others. Isn't it? Am I normal? Am I normal? Am I above average? Below average? Am I a slut? Where do I sit? New Zealand has ranked as one of the most promiscuous countries in the world. Really? Yeah.

Are we promiscuous or are we open-minded? Turkey won. Turkey are the number one most promiscuous. Yeah, they're number one. If it's a competition, they won. Really? If it's a competition, you get the most. People in Turkey average 14.5. Turkey in Turkey average 14.5.

Flikes to Turkey. Turks average 14.5 indoor gardening partners across their lifetime. In a lifetime, 14.5. That's the average. That's the average. Yeah, so some below, some above, obviously. Okay. That's the average.

And they're the most. They're the most promiscuous country in the world, according to this study. Doesn't seem like a lot. They only did 42 countries. So not every single country're the most. They're the most promiscuous country in the world according to this study. Doesn't seem like a lot. They only did 42 countries. So not every single country in the world. Like I didn't know if they got the data for Iran or anything like that. Yeah, right. At the other end of the scale of

the country surveyed though was India. Oh yeah, how many partners in India on average? India ranks as the most conservative country when it comes to indoor gardening. They found that Indian citizens average three indoor gardening partners across a lifetime. That's the average. Three.

Yeah. Three. Americans. Yeah, what are the Yanks doing? They've got a reputation of being quite randy, right? Quite sexually progressive. Depends on the state. True, some of them are horrifically conservative.

Yeah. They came in 12th out of the 42 countries. They averaged 10.7 partners across an American person's lifetime. Probably seems about right. So what's our number? Yeah, what's New Zealand? Where are the Kiwis sitting?

Guess. I reckon probably somewhere between 12 and 13. New Zealanders average across their lifetime 13.2 indoor gardening partners. There you go. Unlucky 13. The Aussies get 13.3. Oh, why do Aussies get to sleep with 0.1 more people than us?

Yeah, what the hell? And how do you sleep with 0.1 of a person? Based on those numbers. Where are you sitting? Below average? Right in the middle? Or above average? Clint.

You can't see Clint right now, but he looks super uncomfortable. You don't have to tell us. You just have to say. I'm trying to toss up whether to tell you the real answer. No, tell me the real answer. Or an answer that will sound good. And then I'm like, what's an answer that would sound good? That's worrying if you don't know.

Tell us the real. I want the real. I want the truth. The nitty gritty. How many? I'm going to say, knowing you. Do you want me to guess? Knowing you and seeing photos of you in the 2000s.

With that neck scarf on. I'm going to say... In the Kanye West glasses. In the Kanye West glasses. I reckon your number is somewhere between 15 and 20. Higher. Lower. Higher.

Higher. Okay, just... All you have to say is higher or lower? Lower. Lower? A hundred? No! Oh, Jesus Christ.

It's not even a conversation I've had with my wife. Might have to when I get home, though. Oh, no. Turkey, Australia, New Zealand, Iceland, South Africa. That's the big five. The big five, eh? Book your trips now. Brianne Clint. The new world, eh? Book your trips now.

Bree and Clint. The new world's oldest man has revealed his secret to long life, which I'm always keen to hear these stories. If it's eating healthy, I don't want to hear it. It's not. Great. Then bring it on. Englishman John Alfred Tinniswood is 111,

and he's been confirmed as the new holder of world's oldest Man by the Guinness World Records after the previous guy died. Oh, I was going to say that's always bad news for someone else. Not always, but he could have outlived the previous guy, the previous record holder. Like if the last guy got to 114 and died, and then John, oh no, because it's still by default. True, true. He automatically takes it.

He automatically picked it up by default. Exactly. So he's the oldest living man at 111. Someone has to die for you to take over. True. The person who died was Juan Perez. He died this month at the age of 114. That's wild to me. John,

the new current world's oldest man, was born in Liverpool in August 1912, a few months after the sinking of the Titanic. I was going to say, that's around the time the Titanic sunk. Yes, that's the marker. Two years before World War I began. Wow. He lived through both world wars and he even served in World War II.

And a COVID pandemic. And a COVID pandemic. And the Y2K bug. Yes, what else has he lived through both World Wars and he even served in World War II. And a COVID pandemic. And a COVID pandemic. And the Y2K bug. Yes. What else has he lived through? He lived through... Guy Sebastian winning Australian Idol. That was a big one.

Liberty X. Liberty X. Yeah. Yeah. True Bliss winning Popstars. Yeah. All of it. He's a retired accountant and great-grandfather.

Great. Congratulations. But what is your secret, John is your what are you doing uh john said that moderation is key to a healthy life yes yes i always say that i always say that i knew it uh he doesn't smoke he very rarely drinks he doesn't follow a special diet apart from one thing that he has every week. Fish and chips. Hell yeah. Once a week, every week. Hell. What's his order, I wonder? John has fish and chips,

a piece of deep fried fish and some chips. Jeez, I feel like fish and chips now. And there's only some places in the world that do good fish and chips. I wouldn't eat fish and chips in America. Nah, it's not the same. They wouldn't get it. They'd go, do you want fries? No, I want fish and chips. I wouldn't eat fish and chips in America. Nah, it's not the same. They wouldn't get it.

They'd go, do you want fries? No, I want fish and chips. Chips. Chips. With the vinegar on it. Yeah, they do good fish and chips. He says, John says, if you drink too much or you eat too much or you walk too much, if you do anything too much, you're going to suffer eventually.

So that's the moderation bit. So don't do anything too much. Don't do anything too much, but have fish and chips once a week. He said the other secret to long living is actually pure luck. You're either going to live for a long time or you're going to live for a short time and you can't do anything about it. Nah, you could get hit by a bus. You could.

Rude of you not to ask who the world's oldest woman is, but I'll tell you, as the feminist on the show. A 117 year old-old woman named... Wait, 117? 117. So she's the oldest person on the planet? Yes, correct.

Wow. What does she do? She's Maria from Spain. I don't know what she does. Oh, we've talked about this woman before. 117 years old. Yeah, I remember talking about her. What about the oldest person ever?

Yeah, how old's the oldest person ever? So the oldest person ever is dead but the oldest documented and verified human, unlike that Portuguese dog that we heard that was 39 or something. That's right. It was unverified. The world's oldest verified human being was Jean Calment. There'll be a better way of saying her name. She's French. Maybe Jean Calment. There'll be a better way of saying her name. She has French. Maybe Jean Calmet.

Oh, that sounds more. She died in 1997 and she was 122 years and 164 days old. Oh, you'd be over it by then. God, you'd be so over it. You'd be past your use-by date, wouldn't you? Nothing would work anymore. You'd be like, come on! I've been waiting for how long?

Send me up there already! God's sake! Anyway, who feels like fish and chips? I had fish and chips last night! Oh, mate, you're on the way. Bree and Clint. Which you can now do an hour earlier, thanks to daylight saving ending.

You didn't enjoy that extra hour of sleep yesterday? Or did you get up at the same time? I woke up at the same time and then I forced myself to go back to sleep out of spite. I was like, no, I'm taking this hour. And then I woke up two hours later. You sure showed then, didn't you? That's us. We're done, everybody.

Brie's desperate for a new TV show. She's like a dog without a pack without a TV show, and I know that feeling. It sucks. It's the worst when you're in between TV shows. Like, my favourite is when you've got two, maybe even three, that you're kind of shuffling through, and you have something to look forward to at night time,

like shows that you're just really engaged in. I can't handle having more than three on the go, though. Three's fine, I think. No, three's max. Yeah, three's max. Are you a re-watcher? Will you ever re-watch something? Yeah, I'll re-watch stuff that I really, really enjoyed.

I recently re-watched Inventing Anna. Oh, okay. That was a good re-watch. Yeah. Do you? Do you do that? I don't. Yeah, I would. I would. Like, I reckon I'll re-watch. Yeah. Do you? Do you do that? I don't. Yeah, I would.

I would. Like, I reckon I'll re-watch one day. Oh, you reckon? I'm never watching that again. Too upsetting. Too upsetting. And now I know that it's coming, I will never go back to that place. You know, while you were away, me and Brodie had a massive fight about One Day.

Because she finished it on my recommendation, Brodie Kane, who filled in for you. Yeah. Hated it. She hated the show one day. What, just the altogether hated or hated the ending? No, altogether hated it. Because I hated the ending. She said it was boring and slow and pointless.

And she knew what was going to happen. Does she not have a heart? That's what I said. That's what I said. Oh, come on, Brodie. Come on. Yeah, it's good to be back amongst normal people. Thanks for coming back.

Have a great night, everybody, and we'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Bye-bye, guys. Play ZM's Brian Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.