ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 8th April 2025

Episode Date: April 8, 2025

The Bree & Clint Roast.  Old af grudges.  Did you move for love?  Is this still edible?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Play ZM's Brie and Clint. ZM's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC's new Nashville Zinger FLG rap. You wanna go, go, go. What happens at 3pm? Stays at 3pm. ZM's Brie and Clint. ZM's Brie and Clint.

Yo, afternoon everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show. G'day, g'day, g'day. Happy Tuesday. Is it only Tuesday? Oh my god, is it only Tuesday? Only? No, it's all about... Oh, positive attitude. ...delivery. Is it only Tuesday? Oh my gosh, is it Tuesday already?

How good! Oh my god, thank god it's Tuesday. Oh, we do love a cheeky Tuesday. Thirsty Tuesday, am I right? What's happening in everyone's world? What's everyone up to? Ella, it is literally days away until your wedding. Yeah, I got a verge of, I think I need to cry today.

Oh, okay. I don't know why. Get it out. Get it out before you get your makeup done. Yeah, I know. She went and got contacts today. Did you notice? She's not wearing glasses.

I've got clear eyes because my eyes are a little bit dry. But do I look pretty? You have lovely eyes. You have lovely eyes. Thanks, dude. I've never seen them before. I always find it so weird when you've known someone the entire time that wears glasses. Like my bestie, Cam Mansell, I never had seen him without glasses.

I remember the first time I saw it, I was like, who the hell are you? I used to work with Guy Williams and I remember the first time he didn't wear glasses. I was like, bro, where are your eyes? Because I think his prescription is so strong that it magnifies his eyeballs. And then when he doesn't have them on, I'm like, oh my God, those are like little piss holes in the snow. Yep. That's what I always say about Guy Williams. Yeah.

Little piss hole in the snow. Yep. That's what I always say about Guy Williams. Yeah. Little piss hole in the snow. Old piss holes, eh? Remember when Susan Devoy said that on Treasure Island? No. What? Who did she say it about? I think she said it about herself when they were doing a challenge and it was so windy and wet and she was describing how her eyes felt.

Yeah, yeah. And it was early in the season. I was like, I'm going to like this one. Yeah, this is my kind of broad. My kind of broad. Fun show on the way. We will go searching for a name in Haystack today. Also, superstar Bella Ramsey from The Last of Us.

That new season debuts on Neon on Monday. We've been to Sydney. We've talked to her. We're allowed to play you our secret interview now. So, Bella Ramsey from The Last of Us will be on the show this afternoon at 5 o'clock. Yeah, don't miss out on that. It's an absolute ripper and it's going to get you excited

for Season 2 of The Last of Us. Definitely. First, though, Tradie vs. Lady. Tradie's on 24, Lady's on 29. If you'd like to play for either team, phone lines are open now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus Lady.

3, 2, 1, let's go. Yes, hello. Welcome along to today's Tradie versus Lady score update for the year. The Lady's on 29. The Tradie's on 24. Our Lady's in Auckland. She is 44, and Clint goes to the same gym as her. Welcome to the show, Neelam. Neelam. Hi. What gym is that?

Les Mills. Les Mills. I mean, I let my membership lapse, but let's not go there. He's got the old home gym now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But great gym. Love Les Mills. You're taking on our tradie from Taranaki.

They are 20 and they've got a dog and they're a teen mum. Please welcome to the show, Honey. G'day, Honey. Hi. What's your dog's name and what's your kid's name? Pardon? What's your dog's name? Oh, Boy.

Boy. Boy. Boy is the dog. Is that off the back of the hit movie Boy? Yeah. Yeah, fair. Nice. We're going to need some snappier answers than that today, honey, if you're going to win this game.

Your buzzer is tradie. Neelam, your buzzer is lady. And the first three correct answers will win $50 cash, guys. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Millennials are currently witnessing their fourth once-in-a-generation financial crisis.

Do the math on that one. Name the movie starring Steve Carell and Christian Bale about the 2007 GFC. I'll give you a hint. It's the big something. Apple? Lady? Yes. Neelam?

Apple? The big apple? The big apple, no. Not a bad guess, but no. Honey, you want to guess? I have no idea. Okay, it was the big short, guys. That's what we're looking

for. Whoever's got their radio on in the background, can you please turn that down because it's giving us a bit of feedback. Here we go. Question number two. Which organ in the human body has four chambers? Trady. Yes, honey. What honey? The heart. The heart. Nice. You're on the board, honey. Well done. One to the tradies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Thunder, feel the thunder. Lightning and the thunder.

Honey. Ladies. Yes, Neelam. Imagine Dragons. Imagine Dragons. Well done. We are one apiece in this game. Question number four.

Season two of the hit show The Last of Us comes out on Neon next week. Pedro who starred in season one as the main character, Joel? Pedro. Also the brand of lollies. Lady. Yes, Lady. Pascal. Pascal.

Well done, Pedro Pascal. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one, honey, to stay in the game. Question number five. What attribute does the lion in The Wizard of Oz yearn for? Neelam. Yes. Ladies.

Yes, Neelam. Bravery. Bravery. Bravery. No, not bravery. Oh, yeah, I guess. That's another word for bravery, isn't Yes, Neelam. Bravery. Bravery. Bravery. No, not bravery. Oh, yeah, I guess. It's another word for bravery, isn't it? We'll give it to her.

Give it to her, yeah. Courage. Courage. Bravery, courage. Yeah. Yeah, we'll give it to her, and that's the win. That's it? That's the win.

That's the ladies' win. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. I found that very hard to keep up with, but we do have a victor. Neelam, congratulations, you've got 50 bucks cash coming your way. That's a couple of weeks of your Les Mills membership sorted. Yay, thank you. Neelam, how much was Clint bench pressing?

He told us 150. Every time he was doing grit, he had to stop, you know. He had to rest. Yeah, thanks, Neelam. You're a good friend. Our producer, Claudia, I don't think of her as a particularly spiteful person, but she said to us the other day that she has a grudge

that she's been holding on to for years. You don't think of Claudia as someone who holds grudges? I was just about to say, do you know me at all? That is her main personality trait. Really? I'm going to think about this forever. She's like an elephant. Yeah.

She never forgets. Never. And she's got huge ears. I'll be one. Who is the grudge against? What is it for? And how long have you been holding this grudge, Claudia? So, I want to transport you back to the year 2000.

Oh, 25 years ago. That's actually a long grudge. It has been 20. So, I remember very distinctly back to the year 2000. Oh, 25 years ago. Long run. It has been 20. So I remember very distinctly I was seven years old. Someone alert the Pentagon. It was my seventh birthday, June 15th, I guess, the year 2000. Wow. Yeah.

Someone must have really wronged you when you were seven to hold a grudge that long. It was one of my primary school friends. Her name is Briar. Hello, Briar. Hello, Briar. I'm not ready to speak to you yet. I'm not saying hello to Briar. I. Her name is Briar. Hello, Briar. Hello, Briar. I'm not ready to speak to you yet. I'm not saying hello to Briar.

I need to know what she did first. True. Suck it, Briar. So on my seventh birthday, my mum did this beautiful themed birthday. It was all fairy themed and incredible. She made these pillows that look like mushrooms for everyone to sit on.

Yes, cool. She hired a fairy, who I assume was a real fairy and not someone dressed like a fairy. No, real fairy. And so obviously all people have two sides you can sit on. They're left or they're right. My friend, a different friend, asked if she could sit next to the fairy.

And I was like, of course, I'll take one seat. You take the other. Because it's your birthday. My birthday, of course. You obviously get to sit next to the fairy. So the friend who asked got to sit down and then Briar sat on the other side. And I did the right thing. I went up to her and I was like, hi, it's my birthday and I really want to sit down and then Briar sat on the other side and I did the right thing. I went up to her and I was like, hi, it's my birthday

and I really want to sit here. Is that okay? She declined and didn't let me sit next to the fairy. And I have thought about it ever since. And you're right, it has been 25 years and it may be time to get over it, but I'm not ready. How do you think it's impacted your life?

Like if we, say we're going out for lunch and there's a table do you have like seat anxiety about whether you're going to get the good seat or the bad seat? I do a little bit. Especially if I'm like the last person to arrive not knowing where I'm going to sit. Horrible. Briar briar pants on fire. I'd be fuming at that. It just shows that she wasn't a true friend. Should we find her? Should we find her and you can finally confront her about it?

She's probably very nice. And actually put this grudge to bed. Nah, I reckon charity boxing match. Yeah. I think let's settle this once and for all and you can move on with your life because clearly it's held you back. Can we find her and then I'll see if she looks like she could take me in a fight? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good idea. And we'll get a fairy to be the referee. Oh, it's perfect. I understand the old grudges. I've been carrying one around since I was 11. We've talked about it on this show before. The G-Shock watch. See, she knows.

She knows. What happened? When I was 11, someone who I thought was my friend, let's just call him Dylan because that was his name, came to my house multiple times. Then my G-shock goes missing. And my mum... Coincidence?

I think not Dylan. Guilty. She had a dirty nose and she said, Dylan, I think Dylan may have taken it. And I said, no, he's my friend. He wouldn't have done that. Fast forward a year later and I'm talking about that watch again to another one of my

friends, Callan, and he goes, oh yeah, you know Dylan stole that watch, don't you? See? Trust your gut. But Claudia, I will say that they say the best revenge is a life well lived. So, and I feel that definitely because I think that Dylan ended up

going to prison. So I need to see a brain on prison and I've had a wonderful life I don't know if that's a fair trade off No, no, he got his comeuppance in the end He deserved to go to prison for taking your G-shock Yeah, imitation G-shock I'm sure he deserved to go to prison for whatever he did

but not for taking the G-shock Nah, you know, the tone was set early 11 years old We want to know if you're holding on to an old grudge did but not for taking the chance. Nah, you know the tone was set early. 11 years old. Far out. We want to know if you're holding on to an old grudge. Are you still harbouring resentment about something from your childhood? Maybe

it's from a couple of weeks ago. From relationships past? Yeah. Doesn't matter how long it has been it's still relevant to us. What is the old grudge that you just can't shake? 0800 dials at Ebbo. You can text us. What is the old grudge that you just can't shake? 0800 dials at Ebbo. You can text us on 9696.

No grudge too small. We've asked you guys, what is the age old grudge that you're still holding on to? And boy, there is some pent up anger out there. Some grudges that have been held onto for decades. There's some really, really good ones. Let's start with Gemma, who I believe has a legitimate case. I feel like I can relate to this one hard.

Gemma, who do you have a grudge on? So when I was staying the night at one of my girlfriend's houses, we had this exact same hair straightener, but hers was a bit dodgy. I think some of the cords had broken. It clicked on and off and didn't work very well. When I got home the next day mine wasn't working very well. So I think she swapped them Coincidence? I think not. And she denied it.

So you did confront her about it? Yep, and she denied it. But hers was working and mine wasn't. How old were you at this sleepover? Oh, it's been 20 years. Can I ask, Gemma, are you still friends? No. Yeah, well, I mean, writing was on the wall. Totally.

How dare she? Have you got a new hair straightener yet? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I upgraded. I know you're laughing about it, Gemma, but it actually infuriates me. Let's go to Andy. Hi, Andy. Hi, Andy. Hi, Andy. Hey.

Tell us, who's the grudge against? There was this girl called Kirsty back when we were in fourth form and we went to camp and me and seven friends decided to have a rum and cope and a coffee cup. Okay. Right. What age? What age? We were probably 15.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Right. What age? We were probably 15. Okay, yeah. And then my roommate decided to join in with the fun but not have the rum and coke. And then the next minute she went and dobbed on us. Oh, that narc. Snitches get stitches. How long ago was that, Andy? 26 years ago.

Was she a known tattletale? Uh, yeah, she was a goody two-shoes. Can't trust her, mate. Whereas you, you were a rum-drinking 15-year-old pirate. Yeah, well, we got stood down for the first three days of performance. Yeah, I don't doubt it. And we had to write a letter because our principal was a nun. Yeah, I think you got off lightly, to be honest, Andy, but I still don't think you should have been dobbed on. Three days of perform and then write a letter because our principal was a nun. Yeah. I think you got off lightly, to be honest, Andy,

but I still don't think you should have been dobbed on. I don't think at all. Yeah. Yeah, thank you. It was one cut. Someone said, I've been holding a grudge against Pringles. They said, once you pop, I couldn't stop. So in my ADHD rebellious way, I did.

I stopped, and I haven't eaten Pringles ever since. That was 1998. Just get back on eaten Pringles ever since. That was 1998. Just get back on the Pringles. Let it go. They're still very good, Pringles. I love this one. Cross country at seven years old. There was only three other girls in my race.

The teacher commented that only one of us will miss out on a medal. Made a pact with another girl that we would run together and finish in a tie so nobody missed out. She sprinted right past me down and finished the race in front of me. Have never been able to let that grudge go. And you shouldn't. No, you shouldn't. And you shouldn't. That was a pact.

Yeah. She broke it. That medal, it's a hollow victory. Yeah, she deserves to go to prison. Yeah, she deserves to go to prison with Dylan. 20 to life. Let's go to Emily. Hi, Emily.

Hey, guys. That was my story about the cross Dylan. 20 to life. Let's go to Emily. Hi, Emily. Hey, guys. That was my story about the cross country. That was you. Yeah. Holding that grudge for 30 years now. Was she one of your friends? Oh, like it was a really small primary school, so there was only the four of us.

So, you know, you kind of had to get along. That makes it even worse because she knew. I did not expect that betrayal. My God. Did you ever, like, get revenge? Yeah, like cut her ponytail off or anything? No, I shouldn't. There's always time.

You can find her now. You could kneecap her. Or track her down. Yeah, track her down, cut her ponytail off, and then just look her in the eye and go, you know why. Where's my medal? Where's my medal? Where's my middle?

Yeah. Where's my middle, B? Give me my middle. When I was six, we were having chicken nuggets and chips for dinner. They were my absolute favourite food. I was saving my chicken nuggets so I could finish my meal with the yummiest part. Then my sister ate my chicken nugget. I am 35 years old and I still remember every year that she owes me a chicken nugget.

Yeah. Siblings. 35 years old and I still remember every year that she owes me a chicken nugget. Yeah, siblings. I mean, there is many things siblings do to each other that would end friendships, but because you're siblings you just have to move on. Someone else said, when I was at primary school, I swapped a sticker with my friend in our sticker books. Then the next day I changed

my mind and I wanted to swap the sticker back. She said that I'd actually swapped with her doll and not her and her doll said no. I'd be fuming. Way to pass the buck. This one's unique. It says I am holding a grudge with myself. My friend

Annie gave me two halves of a best friend necklace. I kept half and gave the other half to my other friend, Jess. What the hell? How rude of me. 20 years later, I still cannot believe that I did this. So her friends come over and said,

I've got you this best friend necklace. There's two pieces. She's given it over, obviously expecting one of the halves back. Yeah, if you're my best friend, you'll give me half. And she's gone, oh, thanks for this. I'm going to give this to our friend Jess. Can't wait to give the other half to my best friend.

Far out. Wait, we're not making this person feel any better. No, they know. No, I know. They're holding a grudge against themselves. I know, I know, but they've been harbouring this for 20 years. Okay, let me just, like, confirm that everything you feel is correct and you did the wrong thing.

Yeah, sit in it for another 20. Just sit in it for another 20 years and you'll get over it. Zed-In's Brain Clench. What do you reckon the most expensive thing at the supermarket is at the moment? Pine nuts. Oh dear, but pine nuts are always expensive.

You know the thing that everyone goes I can't believe this is this much. Well, it's fresh fruit and vegetables. No, it's not. It is. No, it's not. It costs a fortune to buy fresh fruit and vegetables. It's a block of cheese, okay?

The barometer for how expensive things are at the moment is a block of cheese. You look at it, you go, really, that's how much for a block of cheese? In this country filled with dairy cows? I paid $8 for a block of cheese. You look at it, you go, really? That's how much for a block of cheese? In this country filled with dairy cows? I paid $8 for a head of broccoli last week. Well, if I'd left a head of broccoli in the car overnight, I wouldn't be so angry.

I went to the supermarket. My wife said, can you pick up cream and cheese, a block of Edam cheese? And I said, yeah, of course. And I did. I went to the supermarket. I got it, brought it home. And then did. I went to the supermarket. I got it. Brought it home.

And then when she got home, I was bragging to her about how I got the last cream in the supermarket. I was like, babe, I even got the nice cream because it was the only one there. So special treat. We got the organic cream this week. Don't worry about it. How much is organic cream? Like $6.50 for the small, $120, $125. But we needed cream and it was the only cream there.

Because cream's already expensive on its own, isn't it? So I patted myself on the back for it. And then she's like, yeah, good for you. Well done. The next day, this morning, she's making the kids lunches. And she said, hey, where's that block of cheese that you picked up from the supermarket? Oh, it's in the car, isn't it? I had left it in the passenger seat of my car with the cream for 24 hours with the windows up. With the cream?

With the cream, yeah. How did you leave both? In this economy. Did it have its seatbelt on? The cream had expanded and curdled and obviously had to go in the bin. I put the block of cheese back in the fridge, to which my wife said, no, that needs to go in the bin. I know it hurts, but you have to put that block of cheese in the bin.

Was it sweaty? No, because it was unopened. It was unopened. No, but it doesn't mean it's not going to get sweaty inside. Yeah, but even if it was sweaty. Yeah, but that breeds mould. Does it? In a block of Edam cheese, a block of mainland Edam cheese,

is not good in the car for 24 hours. I'd probably still eat it. I would have still eaten it too. Yeah. I mean, I eat cheese with mould on it all the time. Well, cheese is mould. Yeah. Cheese is mould, isn't it?

But it's just some cheeses that you eat with. Isn't it weird how some cheeses, if they've got more the mould, more the merrier, you eat it, and then other cheeses, if it's got mould on it, oh, it's gone bad. It didn't have mould on it. Yet. The packet felt a little bit, the cheese definitely felt softer. Like if you squeezed the block, it definitely felt softer.

It's going to go hard once you put it back in the fridge. But you would have eaten it, eh? Yeah, probably. Claudia, would you have eaten it? Nah, straight in the bin. Really? Was your car in the shade or out in the sun? It was in the carport, but it was hot.

But it was in the carport. It's on the cusp for me. Yeah. If it was out in the sun, I'd be like... It was the medium-sized block, and it was $19.50. Did you take a little nibble just to see what it tasted like? Well, I did consider just making that my cheese. I was like, okay, you guys don't have to eat it,

but on sheer principle, that is now my block of cheese, and I will eat it through to the end. That's what you get for buying Edam. That's what you get for not Edam. That's what you get for not buying vegan cheese. Oh, shut up. No, seriously. If it was vegan, you'd be able to eat it. Yeah, well, vegan cheese doesn't go off because it's not cheese.

It's young. Vegan cheese will survive the apocalypse. Yeah. And then I get cheese and you don't. Suckers. Vegan cheese is inedible for other reasons. Yeah, you laugh with your grotty cheese. Anyway, RIP cheese.

Did you move for love? How far? Did it work out? Was it a good decision? Bad decision? We're having lots of success stories come through on the text machine. Would you like to hear a failure to start off with? Yeah, Go on. Someone said, I moved to Ireland for love

and then left one hour after landing. Thanks, Tim. I need to know more. I need to know more, too. What happened in the one hour? What could happen in one hour? You know? Walking on them cheating, maybe?

I don't know. Did you surprise Tim? Yeah. Did you tell him you were coming? Did you walk in on him and his wife? I need to know. Yeah, yeah, we'd love an update on that. Did you find out Tim had a secret family in Ireland? We've got so many of these. Let's go

to Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hey. Was it you that moved for love? Yes, it was me that moved for love. I moved from Palmerston North to Metameta to be with a guy who was younger than me. Oh, yeah? How much younger? be with a guy who was younger than me. Oh, yeah?

How much younger? He was only like four years younger than me. Okay. How did you guys meet if you were in Palmerston North and he was in Matamata? We met on TikTok. Oh, okay. Sure, that's modern.

Yep. How did it go? It failed. In between giving up the lease for my apartment And shifting with him He kind of got cold feet Yeah that's what I was talking about before Yeah you need some kind of commitment

From the person Even if it's just parmi to matamata So when I got up there He decided that he still had feelings for me And he wanted to be in a relationship with me So we got into a relationship. Okay. And in that time, we were together for a year.

And in that time, we got engaged. And when we were due to confirm our wedding venue, he said he couldn't do it anymore and he didn't live with me. This guy's a flake. Yeah, get rid of him, Jess. And I found out that he had gotten in contact with an ex and started to have feelings for her again and that's why we ended. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's always more to the story. He's not the man you need, Jess. Always more to the story. Someone texts through, this is another failure. It says, I moved. Well, actually, no, it's not. I say it's a success. They said, I moved from Canada to Australia for a handsome pilot. It lasted six weeks, but was an absolute

blast. Met my now Kiwi husband in Australia, and we now live in New Zealand. That's a success. Everything in that story happened for a reason. Yep. That pilot. You had a great experience. Yeah. You put yourself into a whole different realm of dating and then you met your husband.

That pilot delivered you to your destination. Yeah. Oh, that was good. I moved from New York City to Auckland after a few two-week holidays and a one-month trial of living together at the turn of the century. This year, we're celebrating our 24th anniversary.

Wow. Two amazing young adult children and a fur baby. Success. That's beautiful. And that is the other side of the world, Auckland to New York. Yeah, it is. That is so far away. I like that you trialed living together for a month.

That's smart. That's very mature. Very smart. Because at the turn of the century, all you would have had was email and phone calls. Exactly. You couldn't video chat. You couldn't send naughty pictures to each other. So I wonder if they, because they said a couple

of two week holidays, did they meet on the holiday? Or they come here, you go there. Yeah, like did you first meet when you were on holiday and then you went back for another holiday then for a trial period? Who knows? Jazz is here. Hi, Jazz. Hi, Jazz. Hi. Who moved for love? I did. Okay, where? I don't want to say where, but I moved across the North Island. Okay.

And my partner moved out of their house and we were getting a house together in the city they lived, but couldn't help me move because they were at an event that day. Right. I took care of all the moving, shifting cities, moving their stuff too. Red flag. And then I went to go pick them up from the event

and basically their friend blabbed that the whole day I was moving they were cheating on me at the event. Jazz. What an a- cheating on me at the event. Jazz. What an a-hole. What was the event? A wedding. Oh. What?

It wasn't their wedding, was it? No. It's opened on. What a dirtbag. What an a-hole. What do you do then? You've just finished moving both of you into a new house together. You've found out that they're cheating.

What happens? A big fight. And a breakup? And a breakup, yeah. Yeah, you lock them out of the apartment that you just set up and put all their crap on the front lawn. You put it on Marketplace. Yeah, and then they now have no place to live, so ha-ha.

Ha-ha. Jazz. Thanks, jazz. It's very funny. We're talking about people who move for love. Someone said, oh, hell yes, it worked. 34 years ago, I met my husband at the local pub. We dated for a couple of months.

Then he got posted to Australia for work. So I sold everything and took a punt, and we married nine months to the date after we met. He is still the love of my life. Oh, that's cute. I like that one. Here's another good one. With those ones, I feel like you're bonded by this,

like this common adventure that you're on. He's like, I've got to go to Australia. And she's like, well, I'll come. And then you end up exploring this country together. And I think it brings you closer together because you only have each other when you move to a different place. But also your relationship is still like fresh and fun.

Here's another one for you. I moved from New Zealand to the UK, got pregnant, broke up. I moved home, then he followed me out here about six months later, two weeks before the due date. We're still together 22 years and five kids later. What a rollercoaster. I like it. I hope he doesn't break up with you every time you get pregnant. You know?

I can't do this anymore. I'll be back when the baby's born. Well there you go. Hopefully that's inspired you or scared you out of doing it. Whichever one you need from that conversation. The ZM Podcast Network. We read out that text before from the person. We asked if you moved for love

And they said I moved to Ireland for love And then left one hour after landing Thanks a lot Tim We desperately wanted more information I need to know what happened within the hour That you turned around and came home They have texted us back And they said

Tim was already engaged when I arrived in Ireland. Called it secret family, secret girlfriend something. What a coward. So he was that big of an a-hole that he let you go all the way there to find that out. Yeah, rather than say, hey, I've been leading you on. I'm engaged to someone else. See, that's a special kind of piece of crap.

But at least you found out when you found out. I mean, it sucks that you had to go all the way to Ireland to find out. And I hate that you felt that you had to leave after an hour. I wish you could have stayed there. But you're probably devastated. You're probably heartbroken. You wouldn't want to stay there.

And you want to be back around your friends and family. Exactly. I would sue him for the price of my flights. Yeah, if only you could. Yeah. We are going to play Let's Get Classical next. Are we going back to the traditional format? I think so.

Me and you versus Ella. What do you want to do, Ella? You want to play? I'm ready to go. You're a lone wolf. You don't have a compatriot. We don't have Soundkeeper Brooke to help you out. I'm ready to go. You're a lone wolf. You don't have a compatriot. We don't have Soundkeeper Brooke to help you out. I'm ready. You ready to take us on

on your lonesome? This is my spiel to vote for me. Okay. She's raring to go. That sounds like a two-stroke actually. Ella Shepard. Vote now. 9696. The spark plug needs a bit of a clean, but yeah, definitely a two-stroke. I don't know what that means.

I don't know if I'm intimidated or... Turned on? Sorry, what? Sorry, no filter. I'm going to shut up. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Brian Clint versus Ella. Nice. Ella the race car. You need a little bit

more gusto, Clint. Do I? Yeah. Okay. If you win, you can do a victory lap as a race car, okay? Oh, okay.

I thought it was more a motorbike. Oh, okay. It's whatever you want it to be. Like your kickstarter, it was like Only at the end Whoever wins Gets to do a victory lap Claudia what's the deal Yeah hold your engines Everyone This is Let's Get Classical

We've taken pop songs Turned them classical And it's everyone In the studio's job To guess what they are Pretty simple Brie and Clint Are working together

Ella is a lone motorbike Or race car Or tractor Could be A lot of votes For Ella this week Oh yeah The people like me

Yeah Despite what you did before Yeah in spite of... I think it's appealing. Okay, the first team to two points takes home the win. Are we ready? Okay, I am. Ready. Here's your first classical song.

Three. What the heck? Three? Chapel Rhone Pink Pony Club. No! Impressive. I like it. It's worth a shot, but no. You got a free guess, Ella? No. It means we go back. No, Ella gets a free guess. Oh, we keep playing and we're all back in. And Bree can still buzz in. Yeah.

Whatever. No, I don't got nothing. Here it is. Ella! Processing. Ella? Ella. Just processing. Ella. Three, two, one. Free and or cleanse.

I've got nothing. I was on something, but I need a bit more. Okay, we'll carry on. Ella. Ella. Thinking out loud Ed Sheeran. She's got it. Whoa, okay.

Come come and collect it. Yeah, that was good. Take me into your love. Come come and collect it. The engine is getting warm. Okay, one nil. Yeah, one nil. I still can't hear that, by the way.

Me either. Really? I couldn't hear it in there at all. Good. No. We'll come back to it later. Here's the second song. Ella.

Oh. Ella. Wrecking Ball, Miley Cyrus. For the win. She's gone. I did have that one. I came in like a wrecking ball. Didn't she?

She did indeed. Well done. Very well done. Give me a victory lap. Ethan, you picked Ella. You get 50 KFC did indeed. Well done. Very well done. Give me a victory lap. Ethan, you picked Ella. You get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well done. Woo-hoo.

Would you like to hear Ella's motorbike take a victory lap of the studio? Yeah, let's go, Ella. All right, headphones off. Ready? It's okay, guys. She's taking the rest of the week off to get married. Sounds like that motorbike's blown a guest.

That was the wrong day to not wear a bra. Oh, my gosh. We're back after this on ZM. It's ZM's Brinklin Podcast. Ella gets married on Saturday. That'll mean we have two married people on the show. How many days out are we now? Four? Four?

Four days, yeah. Four days to go. Do we have any wedding music, Claudia? Just to provide a bit of a mood. I thought we could do a bit of a test on Ella this afternoon, seeing how many wedding cliches she's going to include in her wedding. Okay, yeah, sure. Because I feel like it's quite interesting because she's Gen Z.

She's young. She's getting married young to see how many of the tradition she's going to go through with. Or she's going to buck the trend. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right.

Yeah. Ella, you up for this? Heck yeah. Give me. Okay. First wedding cliche is removing the garter ceremony. Are you going to be at your ceremony? Nah, it feels a little bit like...

It's a bit raunchy, eh? Yeah, something you do just alone, you know? So, no. Yeah. Okay, good. We didn't do it either. Yeah. That is a no.

Ella, will you turn up late to the ceremony? I want to. I want to be a little bit fashionably late. So that is a yes. Is it a cliche to be late? I don't know. A hundred percent the bride to be late. Yeah, yeah.

You want to eke it out a bit, Ella. Heck yeah. Five or six minutes at least. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No more than ten. Yeah, ten. If it's any more than ten, it's rude. All right. Okay, that. If it's any more than 10, it's rude. All right.

Okay, that's my advice to you. If it's any more than 15, people need to start drinking. Yeah. Plus it's standing. You need to have drinks being handed out to the audience. Yeah. All right, next one on the list, throwing of the bouquet. Nah.

You're not doing it. Nah. To be mother-in-law, she's doing the flowers. And I want to keep them for as long as possible. Yeah, okay, fair enough. But wouldn't your sisters enjoy competing for the... I'm not going to lie. I find it stupid.

It is quite fun, though, to be a part of it. I mean, I've elbowed a few girls in the face. You would have caught a few, right? I've caught about five. It's not fair. She's like a foot taller than us. Still not married. So obviously that myth is busted.

Okay, so that's a no on the bouquet. Another no. What about an unusual ring bearer? Oh, like a dog. Yeah, like a dog or like a kid driving like a little electric car. Or a drone. Or a drone. I mean, I haven't thought about it.

It was just going to be the best man. Okay, so you're going traditional? Do you want to ride a little car? I'd love to ride a little car. Can we put Bree on a unicycle? Do you want me to fire twirl it down the aisle? Hopefully Nan's hair doesn't have too much hairspray. Catch on fire.

What about a choreographed first dance? Nah, we're just going to sway for 10 seconds. I really don't want to do a first dance. It will be the longest. We didn't choreograph a dance either. It will be the longest 10 seconds of your life. I know. My brother and his wife took lessons

for the wedding dance, for the first dance and it was probably one of my favourite parts of the wedding. It was so so pretty and my brother lifted her up and it was amazing. But my brother's not the biggest dancer but you could tell he put so

much effort into it and it was like perfect. It only went for a couple of minutes into it and it was like perfect, you know. And it only went for a couple of minutes, but it was really cute. Anyway, it's four days away. Too late. Too late. You need to do that. Brian's a good dancer.

I'll take his lead. Weeks in advance. Okay. You guys could do a TikTok dance. We could. What about a cake smash? No. You know, where you put your cake into your partner's.

Yeah. My grandmom's paying for the cake, bless, and I want to eat it. Stick her face in it. I could. She might die from it. Yeah, go on. Maybe not. Let's hope not.

Is there going to be a free bar? Free bar? Yeah. We're getting lots of wine and beers and I like gin. Heck yeah. If you had to guess, will any of your guests wear white? Oh, I don't think so. Surely not.

Who's most likely, if you had to name one, to wear white to the wedding? One of your sisters. Claudia. Oh. She would. I could see her doing that. Like some white dungarees. If I wanted to wear a cream outfit, is that white?

Yeah, Claude would wear cream. Yeah. You can't wear cream to a wedding. It's got stripes on it. You're good to go, mate. And the last thing, do you want explicit speeches at the... Your tame. Explicit or tame?

Explicit or tame. Yeah, tame speeches. Explicit being swear words or like stories? Some dirty jokes, innuendos. Oh, that's fine. Do you want a roasting? Like a little one. Little bit, eh?

Yeah. You've got to remember it's not a 21st. Essentially, do you want the speeches to be boring or do you want them to be fun? Fun. Fun, fun, fun. There you go. You've got your answer. Okay.

I think it's going to be a fun wedding. Heck yeah. Are you going to get a little bit lip-braid and be like, I've got a speech as well? I would never. Like, I have never. I would avoid it at all costs, but depending on what type of tequila are you serving? Hey, not sure yet.

What's your fave? I would get drunk and give a speech, but luckily I'm not coming, so. Thank the Lord. So you're safe. Well, best of luck, Ella, for this weekend, for the big day. Thanks team. Got my present yet? Bree and Clint.

Play Zeddy's Bree and Clint. It's time to go on search of a name in a haystack. Is that the cheesiest thing we do on this show? Might be. It might be, eh? Yeah. Don't worry, there's other shows doing cheesier things.

Oh, no, no, I think we're allowed one cheesy thing. Yeah, we're allowed one. Yeah, yeah. Random business, random name, and if the person with that name answers the phone, today, how much money are they going to win, Claudia? Is it $850, Claude? It is $850. Cool.

That came from the top of my dome. That'll go to the caller, the person that we call. But for us, the joy, the ecstasy of having found a name in a haystack, pretty much an impossible task. It might be the greatest moment we will ever create on radio. Yeah. So are you ready for it? I'm ready.

Okay. Ella, you can give us a name this week. Okay. What's the name? I'm channeling a mature, lovely reception lady, hoping, called Kelly. Kelly. Kelly. Kelly.

I like it. Okay. Quite universal name. Kelly's an elder millennial gen X to me. I think so too. Claudia, where does Kelly work on reception? I hope she works for a dentist. Good.

She may. Oh, I like it. She may. On reception at the dentist. Good. She may. She may. Very nice. Okay, Claudia. Which dentist are we going to call? I've literally gone full random and the first one that came up was Lumino in Takapuna. We love Lumino. Okay, please connect the call.

I've been to this Lumino. Do you remember Kelly? Oh yeah, do you? No, but I don't remember anybody. That's true. That says nothing if he doesn't remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, come on, Kelly. Good luck.

Good afternoon, Tech Apina Lumino. You're speaking with Karen. Oh, my God! Shit! Oh, my God, Karen. Hi, it's Brian Clint calling from ZM Radio Station. Karen! Yes.

How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? We're good. We play this game on our show called Name in a Haystack, and we call like a completely random business, and we just pick a name out of nowhere to see if they'd answer. Your name is Karen.

The name we'd drawn at random was Kelly. How close was that? We're pretty close. Oh, my God. I'm a nice Karen, though. I'm a nice one. No, no, no. We're sure you are.

You sound lovely. Do you have a Kelly that works there, Karen? I don't. Okay. I have no Kellys. You were the closest we were going to get. Amazing. Sorry, it's nothing to do with you.

If you're sensing a bit of disappointment, it's just at our end. This is the closest we've come. We've been playing this game for almost 20 weeks. Oh, I'm sorry. My name's not Kelly. You would have won $850, Karen. Oh, look, I'd change my name for that. I know. Our world went into

slow motion and we heard Good afternoon, Lumino Takopuna. Karen speaking. So close. Hey, Karen, we may have lost, but we've won because we got a chance to talk to you, my love. Oh, that's nice.

Thanks so much, guys. No problem. Appreciate your time. We'll see you in Luminose soon. Thank you. Bye, guys. See ya. First of all, absolute delight.

What a lovely woman. What a sweetheart. Absolute sweetheart. Second of all, oh, what a rollercoaster. How close was that guys I thought we had it I thought We were onto a winner

Of course it was going to be Karen How did I even get Of course it was going to be Karen Sorry I should have gone with Karen Yeah that was close Okay We'll go and search Of a name and a haystack again

On Tuesday next week Where the person On the other end of the phone Stands to win $900. Damn. And we stand to have a minor heart attack. Guys, you can't win them all. And in the case of this game, you can't win any.

You can't win at all. You can't win at all. ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast. Brie and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. That's right, birthday banger time. The number one songs when you turn 16. We figure them out here at the Bree and Clint show

and then we play our favourite one. Good afternoon, Caleb. Hi, Caleb. Yeah, g'day team. How's it going? Yeah, good, mate. You sound like you got a pep in your step. You had a good day?

Oh, as good as the Tuesday can get, I guess. Yeah, I hear you. I hear you. Hey, mate, what is your date of birth? 29th of July, 2007. All righty, mate. That means you were 16 in 2023, a couple of years ago, and here's your birthday banger.

Doja Cat and Paint the Town Red. What do you reckon, Caleb? Oh, I don't know. It might not be winning today, team. Yeah. I quite like that song from Doja Cat. Yeah, me too. It's quite fun.

The issue you're up against, Caleb, is it's not old enough to be considered like a classic yet. Yeah. It was definitely a good song. It's definitely a good song. She's awesome. I'd say it's more of a birthday song than a birthday banger. Yeah, I hear you, Caleb. You never know.

You never know. Wait there. We're going to do Christy's birthday banger. Hi, Christy. Hi, Christy. Hi, how's it going? Good, thank you. What are you hoping for, Christy?

Tell me straight. Oh, I feel like it should be a good one. I'm feeling very old compared to Caleb's one. I think we all are, Christy. I don't think that's just you. What about a genre? What genre are you hoping for? R&B?

Do you want like straight, pure pop? Do you want a rock song? Probably, if I'm going for what I would have been into at 16, probably a bit more of the rock. Right. Okay. Okay, let's see how you go. What is your date of birth, Christy?

24th of the 1st, 1987. All right, that means you were 16 in 2003. Caleb wasn't even born yet, but here's your birthday banger. Oh, banger. Feel this. Tune, Christy. Big Brothers, New Flow. What do you reckon, Christy? Oh, I definitely, that's a good one. Tune, Christy. Big brothers, new flow. What do you reckon, Christy?

Oh, definitely that's a good one. That's a good one. I can still remember some of the words. Yeah, yeah. I like it. You and me are the same age, Christy. You were born a week before me. Oh, yeah.

There you go. So young. Yeah, so young, so fresh, so vibrant. Wait there, we'll do Adrian's birthday banger. Hi, Adrian. Hi, Adrian. How's it going, guys? Good, mate.

What have you been up to today? A little bit of work and have actually just put up rugby training. Oh. Well, who do you play for? Give them a shout out. Mount Marlins. Mount Marlins. Shout out to the Mount Marlins.

Up the Mount Marlins. Nice one. Okay, we'll get you out of here quick so you can go get a bit of training. What is your date of birth? 28th of the 12th, 1989. Right, that means you were 16 in 2005. The same age as me. You probably shouldn't be playing rugby anymore, Adrian,

but here's your birthday bagger. My knees hurt when I read out his birthday and thought about him playing rugby. Adrian, about to head into rugby training with the Mount Marlins. You get the black eyed peas and my humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps. Interesting, interesting. Interesting.

But these days it's more my back, my back, my back, my back. It's more like my lumps, my lumps, my lumps. Wait there. Black eyed peas, big brothers, Doja Cat, my lumps, my lumps, my lumps. Wait there. Big Brothers. Big Brothers, Doja Cat, Big Brothers. Big Brothers, New Flow. Big Brothers, New Flow. It's got to be.

That means, Christy, you've won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you. This one's for you, Christy. And all the Big Brothers out there. Yeah. It's my pleasure.

It's good to do to you all. From the year 2003, here's New Flow on ZM Branklin. One more. The Southwest Collective Group. ZM Branklin. And Jax with a fist.

Absolutely ripping birthday banger today for Christy. That was number one in the year 2003. January 2003, someone said, oh, my God, I forgot about this song. It is so good. Yeah, top tier birthday banger, that one.

Next on the show, a segment that may tear the team apart, but I don't think it was meant to. It was meant to be a bit of fun. Yeah. It was meant to be a lighthearted little bit of fun and now certain people in the team have taken it way too seriously and I think this could be the end of the Bree and Clint show. Bree has research that said friends who roast each other are stronger.

They have a stronger bond. So we've decided to roast each other. Our producers have spent two and a half hours agonising over these roasts. Hey, it was three hours. Thank you. I feel sick. Bree and I farted these out in 15 minutes. It was just a little bit of light-hearted fun.

Didn't put all that much thought into it. We care. Oh, you care too much. We care a lot about this and about you guys. How harsh have you gone? Very. Really harsh. Really harsh. Really harsh.

Well, if you would like to witness the roast and demise of the Bree and Clint show. Zed in Bree and Clint. You people have anxiety right now. This could break up the show. This could be the end. Could be. The demise. This could be the last of us.

Of the Breeinkley Show. I saw this video where a new study apparently has revealed something about friends who like to insult and roast each other. Take a listen. Friends who often playfully insult each other are 300% more honest and loyal. Research shows that we should all absolutely relentlessly roast our friends. Contrary to popular beliefs, psychologists believe that friends who grill each other with frequent good-natured jokes might have stronger friendships after all. Makes sense to me. Does make sense.

Because you can be honest and have fun and people don't take it too seriously. Which is the idea of this roast right now. Which is exactly the opposite of what has happened where the two producers have put in hours of thought. Just before we came on here, Ella said, can I just get on the record that no matter what gets said, no one is allowed to get angry? Yeah.

I mean it. How brutal have you gone? No, it's just the thing is you guys have that talent where things can just naturally come to you like this. I tell you what. I tell you what. Definitely not, by the way. This is the rule.

You have to roast with whatever you've written down. You're not allowed to change your roast based on whatever anyone else has said. I don't like that. Okay. No adjusting your roast. Okay. Okay. Welcome to the roast of the Bree and Clint show. So how it's going to work

is each of us have written a roast for everyone in the group and we'll go around. Do you reckon we just do all at once? Yeah, I reckon we focus on one person at a time. Yeah, I reckon that's the best way to do it. Send them down.

Who should we go first? I feel like we should roast Ella first. Okay. Who wants to go first? Here we go. Ella is so vegan that her blood type is hummus. Oh, that's really chill. Oh, no.

That's fine. That's not bad. Ella's idea of a cheat day is accidentally thinking about cheese, and her idea of cheating is not telling her fiancé that she did. That is... These aren't that brutal. Okay, I've got one for you. I've written an actual roast on you.

Okay. Ella, if ignorance is bliss, then you must be one of the happiest people in the world. Ignorant? You want to be ignorant? What does that mean? I think she's calling you an ignoramus. What's an ignoramus? Nothing, honey. What's an ignoramus?

I'm confused. I'll search that up later. Claudia, you want to get in here? Okay. Ella is our resident Gen Z producer who acts like she's across pop culture, but she recently called Neil Finn that guy Dua Lipa sang with. She once proudly announced to us that Janet Jackson is Michael Jackson's sister, apparently, and she only knows John Travolta as the mum from Hairspray.

You know what's so funny about that roast is Claudia was just, like, saying facts and stuff that happened. Yeah, it was more of a eulogy than a roast. Well, that's fine, guys. You survived your roast, Ella. Well done. Just don't be mad when yours

is like on fire. Okay. I feel like that was pretty easy. I think we do Claudia next. Okay. Far out. Claudia's only been single since Christmas.

Oh. And she's already knitted three emotional support vests. Oh, sad because I would have. Claudia, otherwise known as the reason the middle finger was invented. Also, can I get the name of your hair salon, please? I just want to know the place to avoid the next time I get my hair done. Okay, the middle fingers are up.

Claudia's last relationship didn't end. It unraveled row by row like one of her vests. Don't even wear them anymore. Claudia really wants the official title of executive producer. And fair enough, she's earned it. She comes to work at 11 a.m., ceases me in to a couple of emails, and tells me to pick up callers while Snapchatting her friends.

So, promote her. Wow, Ella. Whoa. Whoa. You're going to have to buy her a vest after that one. I will. Okay. Well done, Claudia.

You survived your roast. That was pretty easy. That was pretty good, I will. Okay. Just to say sorry. Well done, Claudia. You survived your roast. Yeah, that was pretty easy. That was pretty good, I think. Yeah, you're fine. Okay, I'm ready. I mean, a bit personal from Ella, but. Oh, yeah, only Ella. Yours all personal.

Just get ready. I'm ready. Don't even own knitting needles. You're ready. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready to go. My heart. When Brie was born, the doctor didn't say, it's a girl.

They said, it's a woman. Whoa. What? It's all based on you being really tall, by the way. Okay, got it. It's based on me having pubic hair as a baby. At school, standing next to Bree felt like being in the before photo of a growth chart. I was big.

Sorry, I've done a few. Bree's so tall, she's the only girl I know who can literally see the weekend coming. Sorry. I'm not even that tall. Bree's so tall, she needs a separate weather forecast

for her forehead. That would be nice. She doesn't have a big forehead. It's because my forehead's so up in the air. So it's in a different climate. When Bree's in the crowd at a concert, people yell, down in front, even when she's at the back. That's true.

That actually happened. Okay, can we go? Bree's the only person who got benched in high school basketball because the parents felt intimidated. That's actually true as well. That's true. They wanted my birth certificate. Okay, I'm done.

I'm done. That was good. I'm fine with those. That was all mainly true. Okay, I got two. People say to dress for the job you want. So in that case, Bree obviously wants to be a train conductor. Choo-choo.

I'll take it. Train conductors are cute. Because she wears that train conductor hat. Yeah, the train hat, yeah. And last one. Brie. Go on. Brie's worked really hard for her success.

You know, she's moved overseas, written a book, and even hosted a TV show. But in reality, we all know the fame comes from her piggybacking off the talent of Mama Di. I feel like you've done that one before and it was good the first time. You're milking it. And I say that as well. I do say that.

You're milking it. Like Brie with jokes with her mum. Yeah, nice. It's not all I've milked of my mum. Oh, Brianna. Claudia. Bri has an incredible fashion sense and will always let you know

if your outfit doesn't quite hit the mark. But it does come from a place of experience. Today, she's repurposed a hanky to use as a belt. She wears her mum's undies and despite having

a wardrobe full of clothes, if you checked out Instagram, you'd assume she only owns one shirt. That's true. That is spot on the money. Well done, Brie. You survived your roast. I think that's all we've got time for.

No, I think we have time. There is still time. There is still time because I've got a few. How about me? Who wants to go first? Clint's such a nice guy. He tells me what to feel based on his mood that day. So, when he's cold, then I have to be too.

When he's tired, then I am too. The best bit is that he'll point out on air every mistake I make to prevent me from being embarrassed. What a guy! Holy shit! That was an actual great roast. Well written, well delivered. Thank you.

I'll take it. It's quite easy to roast you, I found out. It was pretty fun. Claudia? Clint is like the human version of a group chat. He's always going off about something, usually while you're busy. He's constantly announcing things no one's asked about and somehow manages to make everything about himself.

The only difference is he doesn't come with a mute button. God, theirs is better than mine. Mine are pretty basic. You said not to change them. Far out, okay. I've got a few for you. Clint, I'm so sorry that the middle of my sentences always interrupt the beginning of yours. Also, Clint, God wasters a good arsehole when he put teeth in your mouth. Are you all right? Are we all right?

Yeah, I've got more. I think we're good. Are we good? Yeah. Are we 300% better friends than we were before? I think so. Let me interrupt you there. I think we are.

Play ZM's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.