ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 8th August 2022

Episode Date: August 8, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast. Hi. Hi Megan, hi Claudia. Hi peeps. Producer Megan has suggested a topic for this podcast intro. What is that topic, Megan? I've always wanted to do this because just growing up I had so many crushes on cartoon characters.

Oh yeah, I feel that. Yeah. Should I kick it off it's special pass smash or pass okay okay ready yep squidward personality it's too relatable it's a personality it's the squid bit for me. I mean, he'd be flexible. No. Which is, you know, never a bad thing. Sorry, Megan, you didn't... He's quite good with his hands. You didn't comment.

He plays clarinet. Yeah, you didn't comment. Are you Smash? Yeah, I was Smash. Were you Smash? Yeah, I was Smash Squidward. Oh, there's way better cartoons to have sex with than him. Okay.

Okay, my second one? Yeah. Crash Bandicoot. Or Smash. 100% Smash. He's hot. He's a bandicoot Or smash Smash 100% smash He's hot He's a bandicoot Nah he's hot With those little denim shorts

Yeah The denim shorts for me too What position Ah doggy Any I was going to say What position do bandicoots do it in Bandicoot

Bandicoot Bandy style They bend you over Okay well Megan Megan Smash Yeah

Sorry I thought that was Three from four Crash bandicoot is getting the smash They bend you over. Okay, well, Megan? Smash, yeah. Three from four. Crash Bandicoot is getting the smash. Anyone got any suggestions? Yeah, I'll go Ariel from The Little Mermaid. Smash. Smash. Pass. While She's a Fish.

Smash. Smash. Smash. Really? Yeah. Fish version. Yeah. I mean, don't they say pussies smell?

Stop. Just let her think about what she did. It doesn't really make a difference. Fish air. It doesn't, by the way. Can I just, let's clear up that rumor. No, let's stop it. Whoever started that viciousicious rumor About us ladies

Why did you call it The P word Why did you have to go And I hate that word Yeah that was the worst part That's the only bit I think it was for a bit If you had just said

They say it smells like that Anyway They say vaginas smell like You had to go Puss ass Anyway smash I need time to think Of my second character

Someone else go I've got one Yeah go Velma from Scooby Doo Oh Which one's she The nerd or the holo She's the orange jumper one

Nah Oh cartoon Scooby Doo Or movie Scooby Doo Cartoon Scooby Doo What's the actress's name Oh she's cool actually Oh she's cool No we're talking cartoon

We're talking cartoon version Pass Pass Nah it's still Smash Yeah I would smash Really Scooby Doo Smash That's the dog We're talking cartoon version. Pass. No, it's still Smash. Yeah, I would Smash. Really? Smash.

That's the dog. I was hoping he's hot. He's pretty hot. What about Shaggy? Smash. Smash. Really? Oh, I got a good one. Kim Possible.

Smash. Smash. What about Simba from The Lion King? Smash. Cat dog. Are we talking like older Simba? Any age Simba. Oh, yeah. Not the young, young Simba from The Lion King. Smash. Cat Dog. Are we talking like older Simba? Any age Simba. Oh, yeah.

Not the young, young Simba. We're talking like... Teenage Simba. Teenage Simba. Full main Simba. Full main. 21-year-old Simba. Yeah, Smash.

Smash. What about Action Man? Was he a cartoon? He was a cartoon. There was a cartoon. Yeah. Action Man, the greatest hero of them all. Smash.

Action Man, the greatest hero of them all Smash Action Man The greatest hero of them all Smash Pass What about He-Man No Wait wait Let's dwell on Action Man

For a second You said smash He gives me Big Steve vibes Oh He doesn't have a moustache Sometimes he does I had so many

Action Man figurines As a kid I think I missed The Action Man era Not Barbie I had the dinghy. We had the dinghy. Yeah, and it had the real motor in it.

Yes, and it had the pedal. What? Kayak pedal. Oh, are you talking full life size? No. Oh, you're talking the little one. Yeah. I can't remember the pedal, but I remember putting it on the dam

and having the remote and then it got stuck in reeds. And we had the torpedo as well. Like the... The torpedo? Yes, we had that torpedo as well like the the torpedo yes we had that too you guys had fun he was sweet what about do you guys remember um street sharks yes didn't they wear like denim shorts yeah yeah well they were people that turned into sharks because of the mutation um chucky from rugrats but he's an adult Oh pass So you're talking about

Ed Sheeran Smash That is Ed Sheeran Wow Isn't it Well then if it's Ed you have to say smash Smash

Too much of a legend What about Biker Mice Biker Mice are hot That's triggering a memory but I don't know what that is I don't know what that is either It was one of my all time favourite cartoons as a kid Yeah do don't know what that is It was one of my all time Favourite cartoons as a kid

Do you remember it? It was a white one, a grey one And A pink colour one Why are they so hot? It was around the same time as Pinky and the Brain There was a lot of mouse based cartoons Around the same time as Street Sharks

It's not an orgy because they're too small Are they human size? Are they? Yeah, around the same time as street sharks as well. It's not an orgy because they're too small. Are they human size? Are they? Yeah, because they got mutated too. They were people mutated into half. Is this where furry culture comes from? Then I take it back. It's an orgy.

Yeah. It's an orgy. That's a smash for me. There's a pass for me. They're too human. It's like bordering on furry culture. I've got the ultimate one. Out of all the Dragon Ball Z characters,

which one do you want to smash the most? Vegeta. Vegeta. Goku. Trunks. Gogeta. Goku and Vegeta confused together. That's a threesome technically. Piccolo. No. Not Piccolo. Krillin.

Krillin. Krillin. No one iscolo Krillin Krillin Krillin No one is picking Krillin Freeza I was obsessed with Trunks I just thought he was so hot Freeza but when he goes real fleshy In like his third form What was Android 18?

Oh yes Oh yeah She was hot She was hot What was Bomber What was Goku's son's name? Gotenks

Gohan Gohan Gohan He got pretty hot when he got older He was hot What was Bomber What was Goku's son's name Gotenks Gohan Gohan Gohan He got pretty hot when he got older Gohan's day hun Yeah okay Alright we're gonna go

See you bye Have a good podcast Bye I'm coming in Well howdy pilgrim What time is it Three Two

One It is Brie and Clint Hi everybody Welcome to the show It's Brie and Clint. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Did I just hear that correctly? Someone paid $200,000 for a storage cupboard. Yeah.

Was it in Sydney? Yeah, that's what I heard. A friend of mine or a colleague of mine, I should say, told me one time he worked like in Sydney City. Yeah. And through work, he used to get a car park, right? Yeah. And at a certain point, he sold his car and he was, you know, using public transport. Yeah.

But he didn't tell his work that. And he used to rent out his car park for like crazy amounts of money. Right. That's a life hack. Yeah. And so he was like, whenever work would ask me, I'd be like, no, I'm still using it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just have a different car every day.

Yep, yep, yep. Using it. That's mental. Yeah. What are you going to store in a $200,000 storage cupboard? Maybe a safe. Yeah, gold bars. Far out.

Hey, today on the show, we've got your chance to guess that voice with us after four o'clock. We're going to cover off the Kim Kardashian breakup. There's a few theories swirling as to why her and Pete Davidson have broken up. We'll get Dean McCarthy on before four o'clock. He can give us some inside goss on that. I saw a theory today that they have announced the breakup intentionally in the last 24 hours to hide from the fact that Khloe Kardashian's had another Tristan Thompson baby. Yeah.

And it's a surrogate. Yeah. They used a surrogate. Oh, that's right. To have the baby. Yeah. I, that, that story really blows my mind. Especially after, if you watch the latest season of the Kardashian where he cheats on her again.

Yeah. And gets a woman pregnant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she doesn't know about it and she finds out. Oh God. Oh, I hate that we're talking about this family. But it is big news and we're going to cover it off before four o'clock today. But next on the show,

Tradie vs Lady. We've got 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC up for grabs. It's rainy where we are, so maybe you're in the van. Maybe you've downed tools early today and you want to play. ZM Bree and Clint. Is it in Bree and Clint? It's the latest Lizzo. It's called To Be Loved.

Not playing the Bree Thomas-style version today. No. Oh, oh, oh. But we can. Sounds so much worse when you play it back to back, doesn't it? It's like, oh, damn. This is our Friday Oki from Friday Just Gone. As the winner, only yours gets replayed.

Yeah, no, I'm so glad about that. God, that's a bad who sang it better comparison. I thought it was quite good. Anyway, time for, yeah. I was just going to say I listened to her whole album over the weekend. Yeah. So good. Is it this good?

Oh, oh, oh. Am I ready? Girl, there ain't no doubt. Am I ready? What you talking about? You were meant to play mine there for the joke, but you played Lizzo's. Free and cleanse.

Tradie versus Lady. Oh, enough of that lollygagging around. Let's play some Tradies vs. Ladies. The Tradies hit 70 wins last week for the year. The Ladies trailing on 53. Come on, ladies. Let's meet our lady. She's from Wellington.

She's 29. She has a four-month-old baby. Welcome to the show. It's Sophie. G'day, Sophie. Hi. Are you worried that baby brain is going to be a factor in Tradiverse Lady today? Yeah, but I'm going to power through it.

Good. Nah, Sophie. Good. Mums are the best. They can do everything, and you're going to win this afternoon. Yeah. You're going to take down Jamal. He's our tradie.

He's 24 years old. He's your mum for Cargill, and he has a field full of cows. Welcome to the show, Jamal. G'day, Jamal. How's it going? I'm always interested, Jamal. field full of cows. Welcome to the show, Jamal. G'day, Jamal. How's it going? I'm always interested, Jamal. What type of cows? That fact is actually wrong.

It was a fear, a fear of cows. Oh, you have a fear of cows. I thought that was a weird way to describe cows. I have a field of cows. As a field full of cows. You have a fear. Why are you scared of them, Jamal? It's the eyes.

The eyes get me. Yeah, right. They do have really big eyeballs, don't they? Well, have a hamburger. Get your revenge. Jamal, your buzzer is tradie. Sophie, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks.

Good luck. A field of cows. Anyway, Christian, number one. It's currently winter here in New Zealand. What month does spring start? Lady. Yes, Sophie. September.

That is on the money. That was rapid. Yeah, on the board. I would have had no idea. I would have had to count back. Yeah. Nice work, Sophie. One to the ladies.

No mumbling here. Yeah, I'll say. Question number two. Who did Pete Davidson get broken up with over on the weekend? Yeah, Sophie. Kim Kardashian. Well done. It is, of course, Kim Kardashian.

Jamal, you need this one to stay in it, okay? All right. Question number three. Thieves stole a brass statue of Sir Ernest Rutherford, New Zealand's most famous scientist, over the weekend. What banknote would you find Mr Rutherford on? Lady? Take a guess. Yeah, Sophie. 50. over the weekend, what bank note would you find Mr Rutherford on? A lady? Take a guess.

Yeah, Sophie. Oh, not a 50. Good guess. Jamal? Trade, oh, trade. It would be. Oh, no. Give it a guess.

It's not the 50. It would be 100. It is the 100. Well done. All right, one to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number four. What is the largest star Well done. All right, one to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number four. What is the largest star in our solar system? Tradie.

Yes, Jamal. Is it the sun? It is the only star in our solar system. So a bit of a trick question, but correct. It is the sun. It's also the smallest. What? Star in our solar system.

Yeah, it's both. Yeah. Did you know most solar systems have two stars but ours only has one? Really? Yeah, apparently so. Question number five. That means, are we all tied up?

We are. We're all tied up. This is for the win. So buzz in as soon as you can tell me who sings this song. Sophie's in. Drags Project and 660. Oh, you are too good.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. That's information plus some. 50 bucks coming your way thanks to KFC, Soph. Awesome, thank you. Congratulations. She's just proven mums are heroes.

Bree and Clint. This is big news in the celebrity marriage world. Bennifer got married. This was on the download. Yeah. Wasn't it? Ben Affleck and J-Lo finally tied the knot. They got engaged in 2002.

The first time. The first time. The first time. And then Had some kids With other people Had other marriages Had other marriages And then they've

Come back to each other And they've come back Together and they got married They may have had The cheapest wedding Of all time Considering he gave her A ring worth

Multi millions of dollars Yeah The wedding Could not have been cheaper I love that I love this. It's cheap on normal people's scale, you know? I'll tell you the details.

So someone has given an interview on a US radio show. They work at the Little White Chapel in Las Vegas. Cute. That's the place where you go to get eloped. His name is Pastor Ryan Wolfe, and he said Ben Affleck and J-Lo paid $75 for their wedding. Amazing. $75 is the base fee to rent the chapel.

Surely if Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez show up, you'd push the rate up a bit, don't you? I don't think you're allowed to do that. If they pull up in a stretched Hummer, it's $75 for normies. But for you guys, let's go 75K. We'll call it even. Right. Because they don't check.

They don't check. When they do paywave, do you reckon they even look at the little screen on the FPOS machine? No, you wouldn't have to. You wouldn't have to. You're them. Anyway, they paid their $75. He did say they left a really good tip.

Oh, that's nice. He said they paid 75 bucks. What was it? If you know, you know the first time and just get married that first time around. Don't come back and get married and have kids. That's the tip. That's the tip. Like when you know, you know.

No, that'd be a stink tip because they want money. Yeah, true. The tip, I don't think you meant to reveal how much people tip, but he said it was less than a few thousand dollars. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, when you saved so much money on the wedding,

you've got some money you can tip with. 75 bucks. I love that. I am a big fan of these type of stories and spending no money on the wedding and then spending all the money on, you know. Honeymoon. Honeymoon or a house or, you know, something that you're actually going to use more than one day in your life.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought we could take some calls this afternoon on cheap weddings. Did you have one? And how cheap was it? And how did you have such a cheap wedding? I wonder if it's cheaper to go to the courthouse. How much does that cost? Yeah, how much does it cost to go down to the courthouse?

Like a registry office wedding. How much are those? It surely wouldn't be super expensive. Maybe you did it in the backyard and you just got, I don't know. Are we still talking about weddings? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got a couple of boxes of pals in. Fun?

Yeah, although those aren't cheap. So you'd only get two boxes of Pals for $75 You'd get some, you know Get some Steinies in there Yeah, 0800DIALZM Or you can text it into 9696 How did you do it? And how cheap was your wedding?

Inspire some other people Wedding season is coming up Yeah, maybe you'd rather spend it on the honeymoon Because we can travel now We want to know Did you have a really cheap wedding? Someone texted and said, I also got married

at the Little White Chapel in Vegas. In hindsight, getting hitched at 2am was a very accurate indication of how long the marriage would last. Oh no. But it's a good story to add to my treasure chest of memories.

100%. How many people can say they did that? You can get divorced at the Little White Chapel too. Michael's here. Hey, Michael. Hi, Michael. Hey, how White Chapel too. Michael's here. Hey, Michael. Hi, Michael. Hey, how are you going?

Good, good. Thanks, Michael. Did you pay nothing for your wedding? Five grand. I had a full wedding. Not bad. Amazing. A full wedding for five grand?

Yep. How? It was 1994. Oh. Michael's like, it was in 1971. Yeah. Yeah, we got married in Watsona Paddock. It's now the centre line of the motorway.

We spent two grand on booze. We asked the waiter to help us double up and he was a photographer as well. I love it, Michael. Well done. That's bloody good. And Michael? The funniest thing about it was that the guy on the video,

he was drinking one drink for him and one video shot for us. And the wedding video just gets worse and worse and worse. I love it. Well, you get what you pay for, right? Hey, Michael. Absolutely. You spent 5K on the wedding. And all these years later, has the marriage lasted?

Oh, last night it was a bit shaky. I was giving my son some advice about, if you want to know about what your girlfriend's going to be like as a partner to marry, I said you should look at the mother-in-law. Yeah. And my wife went ballistic at me. And I was trying to tell her,

I was trying to tell her it was actually a compliment, but she didn't get that. Bloody woman, eh, Michael? They never learn. Yeah, well, she was a bit more upset when I said, I won't remember this conversation or argument tomorrow. Oh, Michael, well, hopefully you call back soon and the marriage is still going strong. Nige is here. Hi, Nige. G'day, Nige.

Yeah, hey. Hi, do you have a cheap wedding? No, this is not Nige, this is Marge. Hi, Nigel. G'day, Nigel. Yeah, hey. Hi, do you have a cheap wedding? No, this is not Nigel. This is Marge. Oh, Marge. Sorry, Marge. I didn't even pay for it. You didn't even pay for your wedding, Marge?

No, my ex-husband paid for it. Well, how much did he pay for it, Marge? $101 in 2001 was the price of a wedding at the reception office in Monaco City. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, nice, Marge. I'm a wind, my old employer. That's why I couldn't afford it. Your old employer?

So I said to my ex-husband, he said, what are you up to? I said, I'm getting married, bro, next week, next Friday. I'm going to work. And then I'm just going to sneak down to the registration office. He goes, oh, what can I buy you guys? So I gave him the intention of marriage application form. He goes, what's this? I said, so I gave him the intention of a marriage application for him. He goes, what's this?

I said, it's the price of a wedding, mate. Then he looked at my husband and I, well, my husband-to-be, and he goes, you're kidding me.

But I said, you asked me. That's all I need. I don't want to pay anything. I want to have one. Marge, did you get a nice dress or anything like that?

You got $101. No, I went in my shorts because I went to work and it was musty on a Friday in the office. Jandals March? And jandals and singlet.

And I drove along Roscommon Road via, you know, back to Monaco City from the airport because I went for ANSET. And I stopped on the side of the motorway. Jeez, you're a throwback. I was in the middle and the police pulled me up, pulled over and he goes, what's up? What are you up to? I said, oh, bro, I've got about 15 minutes to get to Monaco City.

I've got to get married. And I'm getting married. And did he let you off? No, he escorted us because all of the fleet came as well. They didn't even know. My boss goes, I said, can I have a long lunch today? Marge, I could listen to you all day. Marge, you're a good time.

You're a crack up. You've got some great stories. Can you call back again? We'd love to hear your stories. It was me And I had rotten corn And lamb tails At the moment

I used to What more could you ask for? You know That is a dream day And I'm sure That marriage is still going strong Oh no She said ex-husband

Rotten corn At the Margaret East Rugby club They didn't spend any money On the wedding So it doesn't matter We've only got time For one more

So let's find out Heather Did you have a cheap wedding? Dirt cheap wedding. How much? We had the cost of the certificate, the marriage certificate, which was, I think, $130. Oh, yeah?

Oh, that's a bit of a rip, isn't it, Heather? $130. So why did you just go registry office? Why did you do the certificate? Well, they don't let you get married in a registry office anymore, so we went to a rose garden here in Christchurch, and the celebrant donated her time. Yeah, but why didn't you have the big wedding?

Why didn't you do the whole kid and caboodle? Oh, it's a really long story, but basically we had twins that came really early, and we just didn't think that it was appropriate to be having a big piss-up when they're kind of fighting for their life. Fair enough.

Aw, well, nice that you guys still did it anyway and it was just you guys. Yeah, it was awesome. Eight months deep and we're not divorced. You know,

three kids under one, it's a lot. Hey, Heather, you guys are a miracle couple at this point. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. Bree and Clint

from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Biggest news and entertainment over the weekend is Kim Kardashian breaking up with Pete Davidson. What's the goss, Dean McCarthy? Hi, Dean. Oh, you know what? It's a huge surprise.

Go on, everyone. Guys, nine months after they met on the set of SNL, Pete Davidson, Kim K, are done and dusted. Obviously, not a huge surprise. These Hollywood relationships don't really tend to last very long. Clint, I know what you're thinking. Clint's like, I called it.

I called it. I'm pretty sure we have an audio grab of you calling it. Let me just give you the gossip. So, obviously, they do have very strenuous work schedules, and it's very difficult to date when you're busy. But I don't believe that's the reason, because busy people date. Yeah. People who have big jobs still have relationships.

It's a thing, right? Anyway, so he's down in Australia doing a movie. Kim Kardashian flew down there to see him and apparently my room and my sources here in Hollywood tell me that she flew down to end it. They are saying that she found him immature. I don't know. I can kind of see that,

but he gets the women, hey? He's had a really incredible lineup of women. And this, by the way, I'll just mark my words. You can air check this. This is going to give him even more women. Imagine the amount of chicks he's going to get now as Kim K's ex-lover. Yeah. I think he's just done himself good service.

That is a long flight to take. To break up with someone. To break up with someone flying from L.A. or wherever she was in the world to Australia. Yeah, but don't forget they've all got their private jets. I know. She's on her own plane. She's on her beige-coloured plane. Have you seen the show?

Just send a text. It's easier. That's so much travel to break up with someone. Hey, Dean, I had to mention to you, so my mum, obviously Dean and I are from different country towns that are really close together. My mum and dad, because we own a property near Dean's parents' property, but we never knew where Dean lived or came from.

My mum sent me a video and they found the property because it had a big sign out the front and then they went into your mum and dad's house, Dean. They'd never met your parents before. They just turned up. Were mum and dad there? Mum and dad's house, Dean. They'd never met your parents before. They just turned up. Were mum and dad there? Mum and dad are travelling, I think. Were they home? They said that they were home and they invited them in

and they had a cup of tea. They found the house because there's a big sign outside that says, Home of Dean McCarthy. It does. It is a shirtless picture of you. It's a shirtless statue. It actually says the McCarthy residence on the big sign out the front. It's pretty extra. It has white the McCarthy residence on the big sign out the front. This is pretty extra.

It has white fences as far as the eye can see. Can I just say, Dean, it looks like you come from money. He's fabulous in more ways than one. That's our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. What if I told you there was a button in your car that could potentially save you money

on fuel? Oh, is it the ejector seat? No. You don't get yourself the hell out of that car? No. You know how there's some buttons in cars that people don't know what they do? Like we all have a certain button in the car where I'm like, I don't really know what that does. I kind of

make it my goal to know what all the things in my car does. Nah, I'm too busy. Right, okay. Too busy. I'll learn it when I need it. Right. So what's this magical fuel saving button? So apparently there's a button which-

Is it eco mode? Because, man, I hate eco mode. No, it's not eco mode. This is a button that everyone's car has, not just the fancy cars. But I'm pretty sure every car has this button. You know the button and it's got a full little car on it and then it's got an arrow that kind of curls up inside? Yeah, over where the heater is in the air conditioning part.

Well, I think it's in a different spot for every car. No. It's not? Yeah. Are you sure? It's where the ventilation is for the car. I know the exact button you're talking about. It's the car that has the arrow inside it. You know

the one. It's next to a picture of a little car with an arrow going through it. Out of it, yeah. Anyway, there's someone on TikTok who has talked about what that button is for and people's minds are being blown. Take a listen as to some of the other things that that button does.

So essentially what it's going to do for you, it means that you're recirculating the air inside the car. So if it's extraordinarily hot inside of your car when you first get in, you want to turn this off so that you suck in the outside air. And if you're sitting in front of other cars where they're going to be getting all the exhaust and everything sucked into your car, you use this button so that the air inside the car recirculates and you don't suck in all that bad air.

Smart. Very smart. I use it when I'm on a dirt road. Yeah. Because you don't want the dusty air coming into the car. Did we know this? Did you know this about that button? I knew this.

I knew that it was just circulated the air from inside the car. Yeah. Because it's also, if you've got five people in that car, the reason why I know what that button does is that you do not want that button on if there's five people in your car. You want fresh air in the car. You want fresh air. So tell me how this button's going to save me gas. Well, they're saying that it's not from like a –

I think it's from an AA spokesperson. A guy called Luke confirmed that knowing about the button can help save money on fuel. He doesn't really go into exactly why. So just knowing about the button will save you money on fuel? Well, it must be something to do with... You promised me fuel

savings. Well, he said if you use it... You promised me fuel savings. I think if you use it and use your air con less, it might save you fuel. Right, so with the button on, is that how you save money? With the button on. Or button off, you save money? I think the button on. Right.

Yeah. Right, and how much? He doesn't say. It's all up in the air at the moment, so to speak. I feel ripped off by this news, honestly. John Legend has talked about a friendship breakup. Sometimes these are harder to deal with than real relationship breakups. Did his friend nickname him Leggo?

Is that why? No. Leggo. No, John Legend has talked about his friendship breakup with Kanye West. Oh, what did Kanye do to John Legend? So it's twofold, the reason that they're not friends anymore. He talked about this on a podcast in the States. First reason was Kanye's a massive Trump supporter.

Oh, okay. He goes, I just can't have it. You can't deal with it. Can't deal with it. He's walking around wearing a Make America Great Again hat. He's meeting Trump at the White House. So it's politics. Yeah, politics for sure.

Essentially. Yeah, he's like, I don't agree with that. Sad to let politics break up your friendship. You can still be friends with someone and have different political views. Yeah. Like how Brie votes for the ACT Party. What? I'm not even allowed to vote in this country.

The other reason he said their friendship broke down was because Kanye got upset with John Legend for not supporting him when he decided to run for president. Do you remember that? That's because John Legend is actually a realist. Do you remember Kanye 2020? Yes, of course I remember it. He had a campaign video.

He had merch. I don't know if he ever got on the ballot, but he was leaning on his friends like John Legend. He's like, oh, you've got to post about me, man. You've got to support Kanye 2020. John Legend was being a good friend by not supporting you. Right. Running for president.

It would be really hard to support your friends when they were doing something you know was stupid. And I guess... I mean, I've done it. We've all done it. And I'm sure friends of mine have supported me when they knew I was making stupid decisions. Well, should you support them

or should you be there to pick up the pieces afterwards? I think depends. Like, I think if it's like a really, really, really bad decision, then I think if you're like best friends with that person, you should probably say something. But if it's something where you're like, oh, they'll learn a lesson or it might work out, it might not, but they need to learn the lesson, then you need to let those things go.

So if I decided to run for Prime Minister in the election next year? I'd say save your money, Clint. You know, I'd be saving your money. You'd say, no one can defeat my beloved David Seymour. You know, David Seymour's got it in the bag. Don't even try. Did you see him on Dancing with the Stars? Killed it.

Yeah, killed something. I thought we could take some calls, and this might be a hard one to talk about this afternoon, but can we talk about friendship breakups? Not a relationship breakup. When you decided you were not going to be friends with somebody anymore, why? What was the thing that ended your friendship?

Bree and I were talking about this before. Quite often it happens over a relationship. Yeah. Like there might be cheating involved. I was really, really good friends with this person for a long time. Like some would say we were best friends for like a long time and I made a decision later in life that I needed to have a break from that friendship because she ended up dating three people

that I had dated and straight after me. Oh, that is a trend. And the first one I was like, I mean, I wasn't really into that relationship. We were together for, you know, a couple of months, but it was fun. So that's fine. The second one I was like, oh, well, they look really happy together and it makes her happy. So I'll let that one pass. The third one I was like, wait a minute.

Wait a minute here. I think something that one pass. The third one, I was like, wait a minute. Wait a minute here. I think something's going on. Was there a conversation or did you just drift apart? No, there was a conversation. I like to be honest with people and be open and be like, hey, look, I just need to take a step back from this because she was still dating the guy. Yeah, okay. So I was kind of like, I need to remove myself.

Because that one hurt quite a lot, the last one. Did she think you were being jealous or did she understand? Nah, she got it. Right, okay. She totally understood. We're actually friends again now. We're not like super, super close. Yeah.

But like we're friends again now. Jeez, don't break up with your current partner. I know. I'm going to sleep with one eye open. Where are you in the world? Bree and Clint ZM, Bree and Clint Nikki, Yor and Daisy, that sunroof

Talking about friendship breakups John Legend said he dumped Kanye as a friend because he was running for president. This is crazy, man. I thought it was going to be over that latest album. Donda. Yeah, and he's like, Kanye, we can't be friends.

You had like 90 people on that album, but not me. Yeah. I didn't want to be on it. What the hell, Kanye? What the hell? So we've asked you, why'd your friendship break up? Someone texted us and said that their friend text and asked specific bridesmaids dresses that she needed to buy while she

was shopping at the mall, but she hadn't asked them to be a bridesmaid. I think we might have them on the phone right now. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Um, so mine's slightly different. Oh, you've got a different one again. Another, Anonymous. So mine's slightly different. Oh, you've got a different one again. Another wedding friendship breakup.

Yeah, so, yeah, mine, he was in our bridal party, like one of our really good friends, and then we just moved into our new house, got a brand new mortgage, middle of the pandemic, still trying to figure that whole thing out, and he asked us for a very large sum of money. And when we said no, he removed us off all socials and hasn't talked to us since. Whoa!

Because you wouldn't give him money or lend him money? Lend him money. How much? Can you tell us how much money he was asking for? Five grand. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a decent amount of money, isn't it? And you couldn't do it, and then he stopped being friends with you over five grand.

Yeah. Oh, that's stink anonymous. Have you kept in contact at all, or has that person gone bye-byes now? No, it's completely gone. And it's like, and these now are our wedding photos, and it should come up. Oh, that sucks.

Yeah, that's so awkward now, isn't it? Get someone to do a really good Photoshop job. Our web girl here at the station, Megan, she could do a good Photoshop job for you. Megan, do you reckon you could remove somebody from a wedding photo and make it look like they were never there? Is that in your skill set? Yeah, they'll take me like five minutes probably.

Oh, okay. Can you replace them with someone cool like Dwayne the Rock Johnson? Can't hear me. Yeah, I think... Oh, she can't hear you. Yeah, I think. I can't hear you. Oh, she can't hear us. Oh, right, okay. She definitely could.

The text coming through on this are hectic. Someone texted through and said, my friendship ended with my best friend because she started a relationship with my dad while he was still with my mum. That is crossing so many boundaries. That is hectic. As someone else said.

What's dad up to as well? Someone said, broke up with my best friend because she was getting me to lie to her partner. I didn't think much of it at the beginning. Eventually, I couldn't deal with the guilt. I said I wouldn't do it anymore and we stopped talking. 11 years of friendship gone. Fair enough. She was abusing your friendship by doing that.

Put your friend in a really hard position, don't you? Listen to this one. This sounds like what happened to you. Similar. It says, I started a small online business. My friend was very supportive. Once the business became successful, she copied not only the entire business plan

but stole my designs and my ideas. I backed out of the friendship and she said I was scared of healthy competition. What the hell? Can you imagine how much of a mind you know what that would be? Being like, wait a minute. She said, I miss her, but girl, that is whack.

That's so crazy. What about this text? Me and my bestie broke up when my mum started dating her dad. You can't complain to your best friend about your stepdad when it's her dad. Yeah, that's awkward. And that's mum's fault too. She should have checked with you first. I know.

Someone else said friendship broke up because she was sleeping with my boyfriend for a year and lied about it. Yeah, they'll do it. I mean, that'll pretty much nail in the coffin for that one. Like if it was, you know, if it was 10 months. Yeah, I don't see any coming back from that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Brian Clint, here's In By Hold, ZM.

I don't feel a single thing. Have the pills done too much? I've been caught up with my friends in weeks and now we're out of touch. I've been driving in with my friends in weeks And now we're out of touch I've been driving in Atlanta Bree and Clint Is it in Bree and Clint? That's Young Gravy

Song makes me hungry Yeah, mine Yeah, Chips and Gravy? Yeah I love Chips and Gravy A song's called Betty It's so never round of Guess That Voice

Guess That Voice. Guess That Voice. A game where you and I go head to head with partners in crime to guess celebrity voices the fastest. Harriet's here. Hi, Harriet. Hi, Harriet. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good, mate. You had a tough decision to make. Team Bree or Team Clint?

Bree. Sorry. Alright, let's go, Harriet. On my team. That means, Kayla, you'll be on Clint's team. Oh, awesome. Alright, let's go Harriet on my team. That means Kayla, you'll be on Clint's team. Oh, awesome. Let's do this, okay? Brie and I will go first and then Harriet and Kayla, you guys will have a turn. Producer Claude runs the game.

Hi, Claude. Hello. This is a bit of a weird one. Some of these voices I think you'll get pretty quick. Some of them might be a little harder. That's saying I've made some of them pretty hard. No, it's just these are people that you know, but I didn't really know their voice specifically. Okay.

But you'll know their singing voice. These are all lead singers of bands. Ah. So their talking voice. And is that thing beneath it, is that their song? That's a little bit of music for you. Okay, gotcha, gotcha. So Bree and Clint, you're going to go first.

So here is your lead singer. Well, it was good advice advice But like all good advice, it can be abused Misused, and what happened was I ordered a lot of food Is that Adam Levine? Yes it is Is it? Yeah That didn't sound Exactly like him

But I was like, I could kind of hear it. I almost said Jack Black. I mean, lead singer of Tenacious D. Yeah, okay, Harriet and Kayla, you guys are up. Come on, Harriet. You've got to buzz in with your names. Buzz in with your name. Okay, here we go.

Here is your lead singer. I'm just being put on earth in this shape to do the band. Harriet! Harriet, who's that? Chris Martin. Yes! earth in this shape to do the band so i'll just do harriet who's that um chris martin yes i would never have got that i thought that was an easy one that was really really good i'm just being put on earth in this shape to do the band. So I'll just do whatever songs come through and we should do them to their fullest.

I would have said Gordon Ramsay. Harriet, a well-known lead singer of a band. Yeah, yeah. He never know, he could rock out. Kayla, we're on the ropes here. I'm going to have to get us this point for us to stay in the game together. But I got this.

This is easy. Yeah, this will be fun. Oh no, it's a hard one. Here we together. But I got this. This is easy. Yeah, this will be fun. Oh, no. It's a hard one, isn't it? Here we go. Here's your one. I just wrote a poem and I brought it. Read.

Oh, no. Buzzing too early. Buzzing too early. The confidence. Do I get a free guess? I'll give you a free guess. If you can get it. Without playing anymore?

Yeah. If you can get it with those two words. Is it a really young Justin Bieber? No. It is a really young someone. Okay, let's go from the start. Okay. I just wrote a poem

and I brought it to practice one day and started singing it to the music. That's how it really became something that I knew would work. Clint. Is that Olivia Rodrigo? No. I was going to say Miley Cyrus,

but she's never been in a band. I think Olivia Rodrigo got in semi-legal trouble with this person. Oh, Clint! Is that Hayley Williams from Paramore? It is, yeah. I would never have got that. I would never have got that either. That was a bit harder. That doesn't sound anything like it. Okay, Kayla, we're still

on this, but you need to get this too, okay? Let's finish it off here, Harriet. Okay, here's a fun one for you. You know, I hate being alone. I suffer from loneliness. I've got two little fays in my knees. Kayla.

Is it Mick Jagger? Oh, good guess. Not quite. I think you've got the right era. Let's hear it again. You know, I hate being alone. I suffer from loneliness. So I just sit and I've got two little plays on my knees. Sharon! Can you get any words from that?

Sharon! Sharon! Harriet! Harriet! Harriet! I'll be honest with you. Yeah. I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.

God, Harriet. You carried our team and you picked yourself up 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work, mate. Oh, thanks, guys. Killed it. How good was the Osbournes? I loved it. You know that was like the first original reality show?

Yeah, yeah. Crazy, eh? Crazy. Crazy! Okay, next on the show, another contestant from Celebrity Treasure Island who got announced last week. We'll get Cam Mantle in to talk about it, what it was really like out there on the island next.

ZM. We could scare you with big words like inflation, official cash rate, monetary... Brian Clint. Please welcome to the studio another person going on to that crazy ass TV show, Celebrity Treasure Island. It's Cam Mansell. Our very own Cam Mansell. Hello.

You're going on Treasure Island, man. Are you crazy? Yes. Cam, obviously you and I are very good mates outside of ZM and TV and all that kind of stuff. Seeing you there, you and I weren't allowed to talk to each other when the cameras weren't rolling. We weren't allowed to interact, nothing. And it was the weirdest experience ever. Was it the same for you? 100%.

Yeah. And then like a few days in when I had a bit of a situation and I just wanted to talk to Bree, couldn't. No. Right. So you weren't allowed to. No. No, we actually weren't allowed to talk to each other.

What do you say to accusations that there was favouritism being shown and you had a special in with one of the hosts, a competitive advantage, and you used that to your advantage, Cam Mansell? You will see when it airs that there was no competitive advantage at all. So what's it really like going on Celebrity Treasure Island? I think a lot of people

watch this show and they go, oh, I could do that. It's just living at the beach for a few weeks. What's it really like, Cam? You are out there in the elements 24-7. A lot of people think that you get transported away to a hotel or something overnight. That does not happen.

You're on the beach. There are possums. There are rats. It's actually pretty hectic. Right. And the weather was quite full on this season. And I would wake up sometimes in the middle of the night in my comfy bed. And I would just think about you guys.

Because it was like hurricane weather some nights. Like, it was just crazy. And those huts are not waterproof. No, they don't look waterproof. The rain comes straight through the roof. Like, they do have a roof, but the rain just comes through it. But what's even crazier, there's no walls. Yeah.

So when you put a bit of wind in the rain and it's coming through on a sideways angle, you're quite damp. The full lineup for Celebrity Treasure Island 2022 is out now. Who was your favourite person on the island? On the island, probably Siobhan. Oh, Siobhan Marshall? Yeah.

From Outrageous Fortune? She is the best. I love her so much. I thought we could do a quick game just before you go. Okay. I like to call it the Contestant Association Game. So I'm going to say a contestant's name because we know them all now. Yeah.

And you just say the first word that comes to mind. Okay. Okay? All right. First one. Cassie Romer. Boss. Mike King.

Hectic. Courtney Louise. Oh, I love her. Siobhan Marshall. Queen. Dame Susan Devoy. Oh, need more time with her. There you go.

Maybe that's a little insight as to what goes down on the show. When does it come out, Brie? I am not allowed to say. Okay. But it's very soon. All right, there you go. It's very, very soon. Brie and Clint.

Obviously, everyone has been watching the Commonwealth Games and the Kiwis have been killing it. Look at the three gold medals overnight. I know. They've been doing so well. But there was another athletics event that was getting a bit more press over the weekend. Right.

And it's – because, I mean, the Commonwealth Games is the biggest sporting thing that's happening at the moment. But this event, something big happened. Well, this is what the media thought anyway. So this was the World Athletics Under 20 Championships. Okay. That were taking place. Oh, so not part of the Commonwealth Games?

I don't believe so, no. And the event that I'm talking about was the 400 metre race, which was a part of the decathlon, which is where they do all of the events. They do 10 events. Yeah. So, they do heaps. That's what Bruce Jenner did, eh?

He was a decathlete. And won at the Olympic Games. At the Olympics. Yes. Yeah, right. But this is the 400 metre race, which is a part of the decathlon. And in this particular race, there was one of the runners, the guy from Italy, who was out in front.

He looked like he was going to win about halfway through the race. Yeah. And then everything kind of went south, so to speak, and he ends up finishing last. Right. So I'll tell you what happened before you hear the commentary because they don't really mention it. Yeah. Unfortunately for Alberto Nonino, he had a wardrobe malfunction.

Yeah. Where I don't think he was wearing the right undies. Okay. Did his Franken beans come out? Something came out and he tried to rectify the problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he just couldn't. So he couldn't concentrate on running.

And putting the goods away. Yeah. So listen to, this is the commentating from the race where you can kind of hear her mention that the Italian was having some issues. But not really. Take a listen. And it is lane two and lane three at the moment.

Bacari, you can see him really struggling. Rifflart there coming a little bit stronger. Bacari just needs to really make sure he works all the way to the line. And in the end it is a French 1-2. Five yards in lane 2 from Pierre Blake

in lane 8. That sounds like a woman who's seen a man's willy but doesn't want to talk about it. Yeah. She was trying to dance around it. Good on him for having, you know, the goods to fall out after competing in the decathlon. I know.

And he kept going. Yeah. Like he was winning the race and he kept going. For me, when I do any exercise, it basically goes back up inside myself. Well, this guy, it definitely wasn't the case. The blood is needed in other places. Exactly right. I have

found some commentating where they don't shy away from talking about it. Oh, okay. And here's some of that commentating right now. And there they are. They're off and racing. The final event, the 400 metres for these seven men on day one of the decathlon. They're off and racing. The final event, the 400 metres for these seven men on day one of the decathlon.

They're off really strong. All men running down that back straight really well, but none like the Italian Alberto Nonino. He is overtaking the pack right now and he is striding out. It looks like he's grabbing at his genitals. The snake is out of the bag. I repeat, the snake is out of the bag. It is causing him some issues.

He's starting to flail. The Italian falling back and the rest of the crew overtaking him. It is going to cost him the win. And he finishes last due to some wardrobe difficulties from the Italian. The Italian stallion. Indeed. Poor guy. He was running such a good race.

Until his donger fell out. Oh, well, as long as it looked good. He's going to get an underwear deal out of this. Yeah, yeah, he will. Won't he? Bree and Clint. Did you have a diary as a kid or maybe a journal? Because that's what it turns into.

It's like Pokemon. It evolves from a diary to a journal. Is that how it works? I think, yeah when you hit a certain age. You can tell I've never had one. Or when it gets a leather cover. That's when it becomes a journal. I did have a diary. I got given a diary, I think from my auntie.

It had a lock on it. And I had visions of writing my secrets in it. Just never did. I was just not that kind of kid. I don't think I had any good secrets or feelings. Yeah. I had nothing of writing my secrets and it just never did. I was just not that kind of kid. I don't think I had any good secrets or feelings. Yeah, I had nothing good to say. So I just don't think I... I don't think I was that reflective.

And I think you need to be a reflective person to write in your diary because that's the whole idea, right? Yeah, I couldn't read or write until I was like 14. So that also hindered my diary writing. If you were a kid now, you would 100% have a vlog. Me? Yeah. You'd have a YouTube channel and you'd be like,

hi, diary, it's me, Browner. Hi, guys, welcome back to my channel. Just got home from water polo. I was terrible at water polo. Katrina pulled my hair that much. How did you know my friend katrina anyway um i'm asking you because i read this story about this woman who is in a situation at the moment and she's asked the internet for help because she found her teenage diary

from when she was a teenager yeah and she brought it home with her and she currently lives with her boyfriend. Anyway, the boyfriend said, can I read it? Oh, very personal. Super personal. And it's not like, you know, your nine-year-old diary. Like this is like teenager years. This is like puberty diary. You know, this is where you're talking about certain boys you like or girls you like. Feelings, bodily changes.

That type of stuff. Anyway, she had had like a little look through it before he had asked her this question. She said, no, I'm quite embarrassed about it. So you would be. It's quite cringy, quite personal, and I don't want you reading it. I can't even bear to read half of my Facebook memories, let alone a diary from when I was a teenager. A whole book worth of. Worth of that.

So anyway, he got quite annoyed at her and said, well, why can't I read it? If you're hiding something, you know, if you weren't hiding something, you should just show it to me. What a dick. He sounds like an idiot. Anyway, she said. What? Wait.

What is even the logic of that? Does he think that she cheated on him when she was a teenager? If you had feelings before me. That's cheating. That's cheating. No, it is cheating. Anyway, she made a compromise and said, look, there's two pages in there that are super embarrassing,

really cringe. If I take those out, you can read it. He goes, no, don't even worry about it then. What's on those two pages? You're obviously hiding something on those two pages. The problem there is those are now the only two pages I want to read. Exactly. That's the only bit of the diary I now care about.

Because what's on those two pages? What could possibly be on those two pages? Your mind starts filling in the blanks then and you go to worst case scenario. What's on those pages? I gotta know. Anyway, the situation was blanks then and you go to worst case scenario what's on those pages i gotta know um anyway the situation was he got stroppy and was like don't even worry about it then but he's annoyed at her now because he wanted to read her teenage diary cold boyfriend man sounds awesome there's

gonna be a great diary entry about him yeah if she still keeps a diary. She's like, just don't read the back half of the diary. All the new entries. Don't read them. I thought we could ask people, because you and I have never kept a diary. No. But there's heaps of people out there who would have kept a diary. I think it's good practice if you do do it.

What should we ask? I'd like to know people who still keep a diary. I'd like to know if somebody ever read your diary without permission. And did it cause a fight? Yeah, what went down? Them reading your diary and they found out stuff. It's a huge invasion of privacy. Yeah. Yeah.

And if you do keep a diary, like... What do you put in it? Yeah, what's in there? What's on those two pages that you ripped out? What's the goss? What can you tell us? What's inside it? Bree and Clint. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. What's on those two pages that you ripped out? What's the goss? What can you tell us? What's inside it? Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah.

Hi, guys. Do you keep a diary still or was this back in the day? Well, I kind of every once in a while keep a diary. So I only write in it when something really bad happens or I do something really cringy. I just need to get it out. Wait, so it's only a book of bad memories. And cringe stuff. Yeah, pretty much.

Why don't you put some happy events? I'm sitting there and trying to forget about it. Yeah, this is going to be the worst book of all time when someone else reads it. Yeah, you don't want anyone getting their hands on this book. Hey, Hannah, do you burn it at the end of the year? No. You should.

I still have it. It's quite a big book. Yeah. And my partner actually has read it. With your permission? Kind of, kind of not. So I was moving and I asked him if he could go through all my books to get rid of them because I keep it kind of

hidden out of the way. I just take that every once in a while. I didn't know how to read through it. And did he say anything about it? There were a few questions about my ex and that kind of thing that I maybe didn't want to talk to him about. Wow. It's so personal.

He's like, Hannah, just back to page 67. Can we do that? That thing that you guys did. Can we give that a go? Yeah, it sounded quite interesting. Danny's here. Hi, Danny. Hi, Danny. Hi. Are you a diarrhea thing that you guys did? Can we give that a go? Yeah, it sounded quite interesting. Danny's here. Hi, Danny. Hi, Danny.

Hi. Are you a diarrhea? Are you a diarrhea? A diarrhea interest? Do you have diarrhea? I mean, no. That's not right. I used to be.

Yeah. And then I am now. So I used to, I did it when I was traveling when I was young. Oh, yeah? I do one for work. And who read your diary, Danny? The traveling one my mum read. I do one for work. And who read your diary, Dani? The travelling one my mum read,

and I didn't realise when I had explained it to her in person what had happened, and I obviously definitely missed out quite a lot of details. Oh, no. And she read the rest, and I was like, oh. Dani, was it naughty things that you did on, was it one of those travelling trips? Yeah, it was just like, I would say, oh, I went out on a night out and it was great and we came home by 12 and there's a diary.

It's like, ended up in a strip club with a bunch of people, got a limousine. Yeah, right. Now this is a good book. Right, okay. And your mum's like, God, you told me such crap stories. This is way better than a good shit.

Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, how are you guys doing? Good. Who read your diary, Sarah? Well, I haven't kept one for a while, but when I was about eight, I kept one, and I read my sister's diary, who was about 11,

and I found out in her diary that she'd been reading my diary. So we got in a rather large fight. Wow. That is good. That's like that meme of the Spider-Mans pointing at each other. You read my diary. Well, you read my diary.

Just picture you, Sarah, you sneaking into your sister's room, you open her diary and you're reading it and you're like, wait a minute, wait a minute, she read my diary. I'm going to be so angry. Oh, wait, I'm reading her diary. I love that, Sarah. Thank you. Someone else texted through and they said,

I used to write in my diary about how much of a dick my older brother was and leave it open on my desk hoping he would come in and read it. Like a booby trap. That's good. That's good. One last one from Carrie. Hi, Carrie. Wait.

Hi. Wait, Carrie. Your name's Carrie and the show Carrie's Diaries? Oh, yeah. That's not why I'm called Carrie, but I do get references. No, but is that why you kept a diary? No, no. I probably am a little bit older than that,

so probably before that. So who read your diary and what did they find out? So I moved overseas and packed all my stuff into boxes and left it behind at my mum's house. And my 15 year younger

than me sister got into them and just read everything and then started quoting me to other members of my family. That little pea. Out of your diary? Out of my diary. Oh, and then telling my mum all the cool stuff that I wrote about my mum when That little pea. Out of your diary? Out of my diary.

Oh, and then telling my mum all the cool stuff that I wrote about my mum when I was 13. And there's nothing you can do because you're in a foreign country. Yeah. Carrie, your younger sister

sounds like a little piece of work. She is actually lovely. Yeah. But she, yeah, no, she thought it was really entertaining. Well, she would have just thought you were cool and she'd be a little bit jealous of all the cool things

and so that would be a way to get to know you. I'm trying to make this better. I'd be so annoyed. I mean, most of it was lame stuff from when I was like a teenager, but there was one diary that was quite a bit older. Maybe I was like 18, 19. Oh, no. And that was...

Jeez, you're brave putting that stuff down on paper. Yeah. I really never should. It's gotten lost now, so don't worry. Yeah, make sure it stays lost. You don't want this coming up in another 15 years. We got a text from someone that said,

my mum always said, if you don't want it read, don't write it down. I mean, fair enough. What about the person that said, I just found out that my girlfriend is mad at me according to her diary. I have boundary issues apparently. Brie and Clint.

Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. All right, let's get you home for a Monday with a birthday banger. You can call us. We will take your birthday, figure out what was the number one song on your 16th, and then we're going to play our favourite one. Hello, Steve.

G'day, Steve. Hey. How are you? How are we? Did you have a great weekend, Steve? I had a lovely weekend. Yeah, thanks. Oh, good to hear, Steve.

Well, I'm keen to do this birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 16th of June, 79. All right, Steve. That means you were 16 in 1995. Let me take you back there on your 16th birthday as this would have been number one. La Boosh. I can see Steve doing aerobics to this song.

Yeah, me too. I think the moves. Yeah, I think the moves. I picture you with a mullet, Steve. Do you have one? I would love to have that lens up here now. Oh, no.

Oh, Steve. Did you ever have one back in the day? No, no, I didn't. No. Do you regret it? Missed opportunity. Yeah, regrets.

Yeah. Okay, wait there, Steve. We'll do a birthday banger for Anthony. Kia ora, Anthony. G'day, Anthony. G'day, how we doing? Good, mate. How was your weekend? Yeah, not too bad. there, Steve. We'll do a birthday banger for Anthony. Kia ora, Anthony. G'day, Anthony. G'day, how we doing? Good, mate.

How was your weekend? Yeah, not too bad. Oh, yeah? Get up to anything crazy? Uh, no, pretty quiet, really. A couple of sick kids. Oh, no. Yeah, just a little bit of cough and whatnot, but it's all right.

Well, you sound like you did the good dad thing, which is a nice one, Anthony. Well, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 11th of November, 1985. Right, that means you were 16 in 2001. And on the 11th of November, this would have been number one. Love this for a birthday banger. Kylie Minogue, you, Anthony.

Do you like it? Not bad, not bad. Not bad? You seen the music video? I probably have. I just can't remember. I'll stop my head. Yeah, don't lie, Anthony.

You remember. Okay, one more. Let's do a birthday banger for Georgia. Hi, Georgia. G'day, Georgia. Hey, team. How's it going? Good, mate. How was your weekend? birthday banger for Georgia. Hi, Georgia. G'day, Georgia. Hey, team. How's it going? Good, mate.

How was your weekend? Yeah, not too bad, not too bad. Had a party on the weekend and got the W, so yeah. No. Good stuff. What team? Give them a shout out. Oh, we played for Massey Women's 2 grade, so yeah.

Got the one over the mirror, so. Shout out to the Massey women's two-grade team. Yeah! Yeah, the girls. We're good. Go team. Georgia, what's your birthday? 2304-2000.

All right, that means you were 16 in 2016. Makes it easy. And on the 23rd of April, this was top of the chart. Huge. Fifth Harmony. Georgia. Not bad. Pretty good, Georgia.

2016, I reckon that's old enough to qualify as, you know, a bit of a throwback now too. A bit of a throwback, yeah. I love that. Which is an important criteria for a good birthday banger. It's got to take you back to a time, right? If it's too new, it just doesn't take you back to last week. Good enough.

Good news, Georgia. You're old enough. You're allowed into the club, Georgia. Okay, wait there. Labouche, Kylie Minogue, Fifth Harmony. I really like the Kylie Minogue song. Really? No, because I mean, I love Kylie Minogue. It's just mandatory for all Aussies.

It's very different, isn't it? Mm-hmm. Are you going to vote for it? I'm going to vote for it, yeah. Yeah, go on. Oh, banger. See? Banger.

Anthony, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Love it. Thanks very much, guys. Go pull up that music video you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Love it. Thanks very much, guys. Go pull up that music video you've definitely never seen for this song. It's probably got the poster. Come on, what? See, Anthony.

Brian Clint coming straight out of 2001. Here's Kylie Minogue on ZM. ZM, Brian Clint. Kylie Minogue. Can't get you out of my head. Your head's quite scrambled right now. One late night, honestly, and I'm an absolute wreck. Okay, wait, wait.

Late, how late? What time? I went out once. Okay, wait, wait. Late, how late? What time? I got home at 11.30, okay? That's late for me. It's really thrown me. I mean, it was. It's really thrown me. Technically, it was a school night.

It was a school night, okay? You crazy. Anyway, I was at Chris Rock. And next, I want to talk about it. Because we were talking last week about how they were going to confiscate everybody's phones when you went into the gig. Yes. Well, I went to the gig. They didn't take my phone off me, but they did something with the phones.

It's just weird. They took some selfies on it and gave it back. Well, they might as well have because I couldn't. I was like, oh, I can't wait to get a photo of me at Chris Rock. No, I can't do that. Anyway, I'll tell you what happened. It was strange. This all went down at the Chris Rock show last night.

Brian Clint, ZM. ZM's. Brian Clint. I want to talk Dr. Pimple Popper. Okay. Which, I mean, she's a household name. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I. She has a TV show.

She's got massive followings on social media. It makes me feel physically ill, her content. I am a person who, I'm like you, I cannot watch. No. I feel sick. But my wife, on the other hand. Likes it. Loves it.

Yeah, I feel like there's two different types of people. Yeah. You know, anyway, professionally, her name is Dr. Sandra Lee. She's a dermatologist. I mean, she's an internet sensation. Yeah. Let's be real. Yeah.

She had a show on like Bravo or something for a bit too. Yeah. She made it to TV. My old flatmate Alan used to watch it when I was making dinner. Oh. And I was like, I can't watch this, Alan. For those who don't know, she drains enormous pussy abscesses and pimples and videos it. Deals with all types of skin conditions.

Like all different types of stuff. Anyway, she's in the news because apparently YouTube are banning certain parts of her content because it's too graphic. Really? Yeah. Right. So apparently in 2014, 2016, she was making like $100,000 a month from her posts. Really?

That's how popular she was. Wow. Anyway, yeah, the platform pretty much contacted her and said, look, some of this stuff is too graphic and we're banning this. Right. And you can't post it anymore. I don't enjoy it, but that seems rough. It's just medical content, isn't it? Yeah, well, her whole thing is I want to educate people,

which that's what she is doing. She's very passionate about it. I thought because of this news, obviously, they're banning some content. You and I should go head-to-head. We both hate it, where you and I will have to watch Producer Claude's coming in, watch a Dr. Pimple Popper video,

and the first one to look away loses. Oh, okay. Okay? Yeah. Have you pre-watched this video? I haven't seen it. Producer Claude, who likes this stuff, she said. Okay.

So here we go. So she has a cyst. She's gotten inflamed before. She's done the video. Oh, yeah. There's a little punct in there, a little opening. She should not feel anything. Okay. So here we go. Starting the video. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's doing it with a scalpel. It's not a big deal. Scalpel.

What part of the body is that? It's on the side of the... Okay. I mean, yeah, it's not ideal. This is not that bad at all. No, I don't feel like it's that bad. Can we go worse, Producer Claude? Okay, here it comes. Oh, that is massive.

Where is that? Where is that? Okay, so we're going to squeeze it out. That's a prize! Her body is giving birth! Oh, it looks like a bot fly or something. Oh, yeah! It's the size of a golf ball. Oh, it looks like a bot fly or something. Oh, yeah. Hard-boiled egg.

I'm not going to... It's the size of a golf ball. Let me explain to you a little bit about what it is. Why can't I smell it? It's just a video. Oh, it looks like an off-ham sandwich. Okay, cut it, cut it, cut it. Oh, that is rancid. It looks like sheep brains.

So, I see that's some of the content that got banned. Just to get this, we were out there trying to find a grim one and we were like, we need to go. This is disgusting. That is disgusting. And I watch these videos. If you're into those kind of videos, what is wrong with you? What is wrong with you?

A whole TV show got made about it. There's people out there. Bree and Clint. Chris Rock is in the country right now. I know. Do you have deja vu? Yeah. Yeah, kind of.

Well, because I saw him last night at Spark Arena. Yeah, he could be listening right now. And if he is, hi, Chris. G'day, Chris. How's the family? We're Bree and Clint. Please call in if you're listening. 0800 dials in him.

The show was fantastic. He was so funny. It was a solid hour and it was just hit after hit after hit. He's hilarious. And he was a solid hour and it was just hit after hit after hit. He's hilarious. And he's doing a full stadium show. Like I can't even imagine what it takes to make a whole stadium full of people laugh for an hour. Yeah, it is a very awkward venue to bomb at. That's for sure.

Totally. Totally. But he didn't. He smashed it. We talked last week about how you're not allowed to take your phones into the Chris Rock show. And they were saying they were going to confiscate them. They didn it. We talked last week about how you're not allowed to take your phones into the Chris Rock show, and they were saying they were going to confiscate them. They didn't. When we arrived, they put them in these weird wetsuit bag things,

which snapped closed with a magnet on the top. You know like those clips that you have when you go into a shop and there's a tag on the clothing, like an anti-theft tag? It was like that, holding it shut, and you had to use their special magnet to undo the bag. Gotcha. So as soon as you got in the door, put your phone in that, and put your smartwatch in as well. You weren't allowed to take a smartwatch in. And any

expensive jewellery, right? No, just recording devices. Was that just me then? No. Yeah, you're right. Okay. If you had to use your phone, there was a special area where you could go and sit in this weird... Like a smoking area. Yeah. A phone area. A phone call area. Yeah. If you had to check your notifications there was a special area where you could go and sit in this smoking area yeah a phone call area yeah if you had to check your notifications or whatever anyway everyone got there there's a big queue outside because they were taking ages people's phones in the

bag it was passing with rain but we got in and we got to our seats i was like okay it's not that big a deal it's actually quite nice to be off my phone you know you i mean you'll survive for an hour yeah well yeah one hour and a half but you know there was a warm up act yeah it sounds like you dealt with it really well you're like

well it was an hour an hour and like 37 minutes well we're sitting there watching the show Chris Rock starts he's been on for about 15 minutes

it's fantastic and I'm sitting on the end of a row and there's security going up and down looking for people who are using their phone to record the show

which I wasn't. This lady. You sure about that? Positive. It was locked in a bag. The security guard. You had that GoPro though, remember? I do not.

Okay. The security guard stops at my lane and she goes, she leans in, she goes, excuse me, I can see you're using your phone. And I said to her, well, you can't because it's here in my pocket. And it's in the bag. In this locked bag that you made me use. And she goes, yes, but I saw you using it. How am I going to use it? I said, how did I use it?

How could I have used it? And I started to get really angry and I was like, how could I have used this phone? She goes, I saw your hand on your phone in your pocket. And I was like, yeah, because that's where my pocket is. I can put my hand in my pockets is i can put my hands i'm allowed to put my phone hand in my pockets i can put this phone in my mouth if i want to you're like and that's not my phone in my pocket but she just wouldn't let it go she wouldn't let it go she

was like you used your phone and i was like i don't understand how i could possibly she wanted to kick what's she gonna kick you out she wanted to kick me out of the venue because that's the rule if you use your phone you they kick you out and i just end up having to say to the lady like i don't know what else i can do you promise her that's what i always do i'm always like i'll pinky promise with you yeah like and i don't break pinky promises you go swear do you swear you're like i swear on i swear on everything i swear on my family that I didn't use my phone. So it was tense. That's hectic. Yeah. And honestly,

I wanted to... You took that burner phone with you. I wanted to take a video of the lady but I couldn't because the phone was stuck in a goddamn wetsuit pouch. Anyway, the Chris Rock show, bloody good. Just don't use your phone. Don't use your phone or they will shoot you on sight. Bree and Clint.

Do we all remember the WWE wrestler Virgil? Nah. No? It's a big no from me. But I mean, I'm not the biggest WWE fan. Claude? We know you're massive into the WWE. Oh, yeah, massive on the WWE.

I haven't seen a single. Where did he come in the Royal Rumble? Somewhere. Yeah, right. Was he near the top? Yeah Yeah was he in the tables, ladders and chairs? Virgil Anyway he's a WWE veteran His real name is Michael Jones And he's in the news today

Because he was on a podcast Called the Breadstick Diaries And one of the questions that the podcast dude asked him was, what's your number? Like how many girls in your lifetime have you been with? He's 60, by the way. Yeah, so he's older. I've just Googled him.

He's 60 years old. And so this is Michael Jones, a.k.a. Virgil, talking about how many ladies he's been with. All right, Virgil, what's your number? Oh, man, I don't know how many hundreds of thousands of raps. Probably like a million. A million? Yep.

No, not a million. A million? A million? Probably a million. A million? Yep. No, not a million. A million? A million? Probably a million. So, of course, I saw this and I was like, I'm going to do the math on this and see if it is actually physically possible for this dude to have slept with a million ladies. Okay, give me some numbers.

So Virgil was born on April 7th, 1951, right? So for him to have been with one million women, that would be an average of one woman every 37.5 minutes of his entire life since birth. Since he came out of the womb. How did he have any time to wrestle? Maybe he was never a wrestler in the ring. Maybe he was a bedroom wrestler.

He was wrestling a lot. He was wrestling around the clock by the sounds. So, no, it's not possible. So, it's not possible. Also, he would have had to sleep with every adult woman in Auckland City like three times. A million. Like, I know they say men exaggerate, but come on. What's the line from, is it from American Pie?

I think it is. And they say, whatever number a man says, halve it. And whatever number a woman says, double it. Double it. Yeah. How many for you? Two. Yeah, so is your wife listening today?

What's everyone up to for a Monday night? I'm shagged. I went to the Chris Rock show last night. Did you get home at 9.30? Excuse me. 11.30 on a Sunday night. Thank you very much. Who did you go with?

My mate Eddie. Oh, yeah, nice. Oh, the lads. The lads are on for a Sunday. I'm pretty tired. Do you want to go home, Eddie? Yeah. I'm pretty keen to, nice. Oh, the lads. The lads are on for a Sunday. I'm pretty tired. Do you want to go home, Eddie? Yeah.

I'm pretty keen to go home. No, it was the opposite. It was these two dads out. We left after bath time and met in the city and then we were like, let's just have another beer. Should we stay for another beer?

What, after the show? We never get out. Let's just stay for another beer. Yeah, after the show, yeah. We were there until they closed. Which, what bar? I don't know.

The closest bar to Spark Arena? I don't know what bars are called. I haven't been out for four years. It was a cafe and it was 6.30 at night. Don't lie. Have a good night, everybody. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Bye, guys.

I want the rocks to know.