ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 8th August 2025

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

How messed up is your tea-making method? (plus Producer Claud exploded a tea bag in the mircowave...)  Is Bree allowed to eat the supermarket grapes??  A super rare book find.  We got bamboozled on Gaydar.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Go let's go I think I met you in a dream last month Dead Ames, Brie and Clint Back now you say we're green Go we're fancy now, eh? We are so fancy Sounds fancy I casually

mentioned to Claudia two weeks ago that we could do with some new sounding thingies Now look at us You know For never being noticed

At another radio station We really Bloody got a good one in her Oh yeah Yeah Like she can do it all Have you been made redundant So many times

Claude That's a great question It's two for another one too People couldn't see the potential we could see it. Now look at you flying. Such a backhanded compliment. Thank you so much.

You're our diamond in the rough. You sure are. Nah, you're very, very talented and we're very lucky to have you. Oh, keep going. Can't, sorry. And you're hot. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, one more, yeah.

We've got a very fun show on the way for you today. We will be Googling down. We will be putting someone in the drawer for ZDM's World Tour, a Macona Passport Edition at 4 o'clock. That's getting drawn at the end of the week, so get involved with that. And we're going to also talk very shortly about you could consider this a hate crime, depending on your background, messed up methods of cups of tea making. Oh, there's one particular behaviour when it comes to tea making that I just will not stand for.

No, there's a few. I feel like we will be aligned. Yeah. But we don't know that, actually. No, I think we're aligned. There's a new method for making cups of tea that's taking over, and I'm not here for it. Oh, hell no. I'm not here for it.

You don't fix something that ain't broke. No. You don't fix something that ain't broke. God, we sound old. We sound as old as my back feels. Yeah, we just sound old, guys. If you could see us right now. Also, a lot of collagen in the skin.

Update. Guys, where's the parade for me? Two days in. I'm exercising. No, this is, no, two and a half days. Stop counting half days. Stop counting half days. No, half-days are important.

You've got to take the small wins. I'm happy for you. It does feel a little bit like, you know, when you see the rugby players celebrate before they get to the tri-line? Oh, yeah. It does feel a little premature. How long until I can actually be like, I've changed my life and my habits?

I think you can celebrate on the weekend if you do. So if you set yourself a number of, number to hit, three gym sessions, whatever. If you get to the weekend, I reckon you can celebrate the week. Yeah, just treat. Oh, no, screw it. No, screw it. the day.

Celebrate your body like a trash can on Saturday and Sundays. Go to Krispy Cream on the way home from every gym session and just be like, I earn this. I am so lucky that I do not live anywhere near a Krispy Cream. They've got them at the gas station now. Sorry. Let's get into Trady First Lady. We've got 50 bucks cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. And if you want it, we need a Trady and a lady to call through now.

Play ZDM's Brie and Clint. It's true. Rady versus ladies. Three, two, one, let's go. All right, score update for the year. The Trady's on 58. The lady's kind of getting a bit of a lead again on 65. Oh, Trades in Hamilton, he's 27, and he was once on Pihar Rescue.

Welcome to the show, Tyrone. Hi, Tyrone. What a claim to fame. Hey, how are you, fellas? Please tell me as a rescuer, not a rescuee, Tyrone. Nah, I was like 11 years old and I met my sister where we weren't even drowning or anything. We're just been stupid in the water and then we've seen the boat come into us and stuff and then, yeah. Next minute on TV.

Yeah. What would you rather, what would you rather be on, Pihar Rescue or Police 107? Oh, police 107, mate. You're taking on our ladies today from Wellington. She's 31 and her baby shower is this weekend. Welcome to the show, Victoria. Hi, Victoria. Thank you.

Hi, hi. What is the main thing that you want at the baby shower? Stripper. Probably nappies. Oh, nappies. Oh, that too, yeah. Nappies. Stripper in a napi carrying a big bundle of free nappies.

Yeah. Yeah. Stripper with a dummy and a nappy. Hot. Victoria is too pregnant for this kind of carry on. Your buzzes lady. Tyrone, you're a tradie. The first of three correct answers is going to go home with $50 cash from KFC. Good luck, guys.

Here we go. Question number one. What decade was the company Nike founded in? Was it the 60s? The 70s? Yes, Tyrone. Was it the 70s? Well done.

It is the 17th. Tyrone. 1971. You just got in there by the skinnier teeth. Here we go. One to the tradies. Question number two. Name a member.

of the Schumacher family that drove in Formula One. There's three of them. Schumacker, Schumacher. No, not even the main one. I'll take a step. Yeah, Tyrone, yeah. We got a John. Hey, were the bloodshot, Tyrone.

Worth a shot. Victoria, do you want to throw something out there? Mark. Mark. Oh, my God, you're so close. Very close. Michael, Ralph and Mick. Yeah.

With the three names. So you weren't far off. John didn't quite make it. He wasn't fast enough. Question, I'm sure he wanted to get there, Tyrone. He really got there. Question number three, no points there. We move on.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Lady. Victoria. Olivia Rodriguez. Olivia Roder. you go. Said with a question mark and she's spot on the money. One apiece.

Question number four. Name the two famous landmarks you would find in Sydney, Australia. Trady. I'm going to... Tyrone only just. The Sydney Opera House. Yeah. The other big one.

Is it the Ears Rock? No, not Ears Rock. Victoria, you want to Swoop? So Sydney Opera House. Yep. And I'm the same, I don't know, Sydney Zoo. Oh!

You guys are going to kick yourselves. It's the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Oh, no, wait. Right next to the Opera House. Right next to the Opera House. That's okay. We move on. Question number five.

Out this week, Freakier Friday is a sequel to which 2000... Sydney? Yes. Oh, no. Lady, lady, lady. Victoria. Victoria. Just got in.

Freaky Friday. It is. Did you buzz in with Sydney? I was too much thinking about the Harvard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sydney. Okay, two to the ladies. One to the Trades.

Question number six. Name seven types of nuts. Trady. Tyrone. Yes, Tyrone. Wornuts. Yep. T-nuts.

Yes, she can. Yep. You're at four. Come on, Tyro. Three more. Oh, that's got to say something silly. You can say something silly. We're expecting it.

We're expecting it. My nuts. Yes. We'll accept it. Bults and nuts. Yes. We'll accept it. You need one more.

And my ex, she's nuts. Yes, I'm going to give it. I'm going to give it. Oh, Ron. You cheeky bugger. We'll give it. to you. That means we're all tied up here in the seventh. This is for the win. Are we ready? What a game. Question number seven. Mortal what was a popular video game.

Ready? Victoria. Mortal Kombat. Wow. She's a lady. Far out. What a game. Victoria, you get the win. Can we find something for Tyrone?

We have to hook you both up this afternoon. Okay, Tyrone, you're going to get a prize too. Oh, sweet. Don't go anywhere. That was a great win, Victoria, but that has to be the greatest list of nuts anybody has ever put together. You outdid yourself, Tyrone.

Yeah, yours is our truly. My nuts. We're waiting for D's nuts, Tyrone. We're waiting for D's nuts, Tyrone. Thanks guys, ladies win again in Tradyverse Ladies. Zat-M's Brie and Clint Podcast. How many cups of tea? you had today, Brie? Two. Two already? Yeah. Claudia, how many teas for you? What

are you sitting on? Four. Four. I believe. I'm on a single tea for the day. It's very close to our hearts. It's part of our culture, a cup of tea, I feel. I do love a cup of tea. That's why I found this interesting. I was listening to talk back the other night, because I'm part boomer. And Marcus was discussing. What? I'm surprised you've admitted that. No, I'm embracing it. I'm embracing it. Are you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

What do they call me, an old soul? Your views are aligning more and more with talkback radio. Ah, okay, that's the meanest thing you've ever said to me. I'm joking. We're bantering. That's where the money is, though, eh? That is where the money is. I've heard.

Have you seen the car hosking drives? Which one? So I'm listening to Marcus, and he's discussing how a lot of Gen Zeds are now making their cups of tea. get this, Bree, in the microwave. What? The hell. I thought this has got to be a wind-up. What is the world?

He's got to be pushing the boomers buttons. That's what he'll be doing. It's classic rage bait, right? So I did a bit of research. No, he's right. This is from an Irish news media outlet. In a recent call, almost 60% of Gen Z say they make their cup of tea in the microwave.

That's cold water and a tea bag in the microwave. and a half minutes. That's some psycho stuff. What the hellie? What the hell? What the hellie? What the helliansee? Um, not okay.

What the hellenberg? Also, what's wrong with them? Like, what are they doing? We should have got Claudia to do this for us. We should have got you to prepare us a gin Z cup of tea so we could sample. Oh, give me two and a half minutes. I'll go do it. Okay, you, yeah, yeah.

We'll sample it. Because I guess don't knock it until you've tried it, right? No, I'm knocking it. Are you? But why are they doing that? That's how they make a cup of tea. We'll have that weird microwave taste. It's like how they watch movies on their phone or their laptop.

Oh, see, that's weird too. On the phone, on the laptop I can get around. We talked earlier this week privately about, who was it? I think it was someone Ella knew who had an outrageous cup of tea method where they liked boiling water in the cup and then they liked the tea bag to be dunked in and out. That's it. That's how fast.

In, out. And they reuse it. And they reuse the tea bag. And they know if the tea bag has been in there longer than in, out. Yeah, that's crazy. That's wild to me. That's just crazy to me. My partner and I have come to blows a few times about the tea.

Yes. Well, she doesn't put the milk in first, does she? So I, right, will get up on a Saturday morning and I'll make her a coffee with our coffee machine. We're very lucky. And I put all this time and effort and care, you know, warming the milk and making sure. that it's pressed down so you get the nice espresso. Yeah. And she waltzes in, makes my cup of tea, you know what she does, puts the tea bag in,

puts the water in. Yeah. And then puts the milk in. Straight away. Straight away. No, no, no, no. And then takes the tea bag out maybe 10 seconds later. No, no, no, no.

So it's the whitest looking tea I've ever seen. And I look at it. There's no love in that. And I'm like, that's exactly. I say, where's the love in that? You know what it is, though? She's a nurse. That's a hospital tea.

They have to make so many cups of tea every day, it's a hospital tea. We want to know about messed up tea making methods that either you do or someone that you live with or care for, I don't know. How do they make their cup of tea where you just go, eh? What the hellie? It would go for coffee too, although I can't think of many insane ways to make a cup of coffee. No, I think they would exist. They would exist.

It's just because you don't do them. If you know of a messed up way to make a cup, we'd like to hear about it. We're talking messed up methods for making a cuppa. On the back of the news that a lot of Gen Z are making their cup of tea in the microwave. In a recent call, almost 60% of Gen Z say they make their cup of tea in the microwave. That's cold water and a tea bag in the microwave for about two and a half minutes. You know when I lived in the States, in America, they don't have electric kettles. Oh, yeah.

Because they're... They're not making cups of tea. No. Well, I think they would make cups of tea, but they have to use a kettle on the stove if they want to boil water because they don't have electric kettles because all of their power sockets,

it would blow all the fuses. Oh, because their voltage, their wattage is different. Yeah. Yeah, right. Like when I lived there, I couldn't... Well, they'll love this then. They'll love a microwave cup of tea, maybe. I couldn't use my hair straightener because...

Yeah. The voltage. It just wouldn't allow it. We set our producer, Claudia, the job of preparing us a Gen Z microwave tea. How is it going, Claude? I was worried the tea bag was going to set fire. So I was checking on it. It was only two and a half minutes.

I went back a minute later, I checked on it, and then I put it back in. And it exploded. Oh! The tea bag has exploded, and the water is now full of loose leaves. She must have it wrong. It must be they used the microwave to boil the water. That's what I was wondering. It has to be.

And then put the tea bag in. Exactly said tea bag in, water on top. Yeah, right. So, um, no Gin Z's away today. It's because Ella's away, so we don't have a reference point. Imagine if this was the greatest prank. Gen Z ever pulled. Gen Z have ever pulled on us.

We want to know messed up methods for making a cup of tea. And Craig's called through. Hi Craig. Hi Craig. Yeah, how are you? We're good. You used to work on the super yachts. Yeah, yeah, I did.

Yeah. What's a cup of tea on a super yacht like? Yeah, you would. have seen a lot of different ways people like their tea? Oh, not too many teas, but more coffee than tea, but one particular time there was a

lady, uh, stew making a cup of tea. And I walked up to her and went to talk to her and she put a hand in my face and as if to say stop. And I was like, what are you doing? And anyway, after a couple of minutes, she was counting how many times she

dunked the tea bag. No way. owner, for the owner's wife, yeah. Oh, she, so, oh, right. 22 times. You're kidding. No, no. I grabbed the tea bag offer and dunked it another half a dozen times.

There you go, give it to her now. Could she tell? No, I don't think so. No, it's just a rich person thing to make the servants sweat, right? They're like, yeah. Rich people must get so bored, eh? 22. Oh, like just coming up with different.

go around and dust the pollen off the flowers too. Oh, wow. Wow. We haven't tried it though. We should try a 22 dunker. I'll try a 22 Dunker. Might be a great cup of tea. We asked for your messed up coffee and tea method.

Someone said my nan asks for a quarter-strength flat white, emphasis on the quarter, followed up by very, very weak. Honestly, it just looks like milk. And the problem is, is if you're ever with her. Like when I go with my mom and she goes, can you go do the orders? And she'll always give me her card because she knows. I'm like, I don't want to order your cup of coffee

because it's so complicated and I sound so pretentious. She gets, can I get a skinny, half-strength cappuccino? Very, very hot. Like, you go order your complicated coffee order. I know a fubrists, and the thing they hate the most is very, very hot, extra hot. They're like the coffee machine only gets. goes as hot as it goes.

But I think they're talking about the milk. Yeah, right. I used to, I still use the Del Gona coffee recipe from COVID. What was that? I did this one. So it's where you... Oh, it's the dragon coffee or something, is it? No, it's where you put the coffee and the sugar in and then you whisk it until it becomes

real fluffy. Yes. It's meant to be like a home espresso made from instant, right? Yes. Yeah. I've seen people dunk a tea bag in hot milk. That's too much milk. That's too much milk.

That's weird. I was given a deconstructed coffee at a cafe in Taranaki. The water, milk and espresso were all separate, and I had to make it myself. Same price, though. I was paying for a kit set coffee. That's so interesting. A deconstructed coffee. My grandma reheats her coffee three to five times in the microwave so it lasts the whole day.

My mom does this as well. She has the same cup of coffee for the whole day. Yeah. That's mental. And I'm like, Mom, can't you just drink a cup of coffee in one sitting? She's like, no, it's too much. Too much. Well, we asked for messed up and those are messed up, so thank you everybody.

Could you do an air friar tea? No. An air fry tea? Yeah, could you make a cup of air fry? You could put your cup in the air fry, yeah. You'd have to put a lid on it, though. The water would blow out. And the cup would be so hot when you pulled it out.

not recommending that. Yeah, don't do that. Don't do that. ZD.N. Brinclent. I love those stories like real-life Intix Road Show where someone finds out that they've got something valuable. Reminds me of that game we used to play on this show, Trash or Treasure,

where we had to guess whether it was valuable or garbage. I loved that game and ex-producer of the show Ben hated making that game. That's why he left. Yeah. He said, I'm leaving. I hate making this game. It'll be my demise. Well, we've got a real-life one that's come through.

Someone has stumbled upon a super rare book. Okay. Printed in 19... First edition? First edition. Yeah, that's what makes them super rare and expensive, right? Printed in 1937 and one of only 1,500 that was printed then, someone called Caitlin Riley has found a first edition copy of The Hobbit.

Ooh. Is that story that old? Yeah. When, what year? 1937. Jeez, that's an old story. The book is currently up for auction. The leading bid is $42,000.

One copy, another first edition. It's got a bit of a better backstory. It was given by J.R. Tolkien, the author. He gave it to a student. That sold for three. $308,000 in 2015. So why is this one not selling for as much? Well, that one was handled by Tolkien himself.

But did he sign it? Well, I don't know. He wrote it. Yeah, but I don't understand why he was just touching it. Well, it does. It makes it more special. It's got a backstory, doesn't it? But this is still valuable. The auction's still running. The bid is currently up to $42,000.

You can bid more if you like. No, I'm good. It's in, okay, I haven't even told you about it. No, I don't need to know. It's perfect. It's been sitting on a family bookshelf for almost 100 years. That's wild. And this person who was cleaning out somebody's house.

I imagine some little old lady who's passed away. She's going through the bookshelf. And there it is. A copy of The Hobbit from 1937. You would never have known that that was there. No. You know? No, no.

It's one of those ones where you'd have to know what you were looking at to know that it was valuable. Otherwise, you'd just be like, oh, yeah, another copy of the Hobbit. This is what... A million of these around. This is what will happen in 40 years when, you know, our kids, kids, start going through our old Pokemon cards. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. Should we put the Princess Diana from Vaughn's family. Should we put it up on Trade Me? I think you can say, should we Antiques Road Shower? Or Antiques Road Show it. Find out if it's valuable. But should we put it up on like an antiques website and start the bidding?

No, nobody wants it. That's the creepiest doll I've ever seen. How much do you reckon it'd be worth? I reckon we would pay people to take it away. It is creepy. Claudia will up the bushelia. $500 if you take it away right now. I swear she looked at me.

Yeah, she's definitely moving. Look at her. It's definitely a haunted Princess Diana doll. Yeah, yeah. Some people are into that, though. Haunted things. Yeah, there's something for everybody. Not me.

I've got a copy of The Hobbit on my bookshelf. Never read it. I've got the entire trilogy as well. Do you? Yeah. Never read it. I've got your book. I haven't read that either.

So I just collect them to look at it. Yeah, but I would say to you, I would say to you, you're not missing out on anything there. Z&M's Breanclint podcast. Guardians of the Galaxy star, Chris Pratt has gone on the Jimmy Fallon show and talked about the birth of their third child, him and Catherine Schwarzenegger, his wife. Is he with an arnie sprog? He's with, yeah, Patrick's older sister. Was he?

Yeah, okay, yeah. So, yes, one of Arnold's kids. Musly baby? Who? The baby. I haven't seen a picture of the baby, but I assume. You'd assume. I'd assume very musly.

Patrick, not that jacked. We met him. He's pretty normal. Quite slender. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Although I don't think Arnie happened by accident, did it? No, I think it was all natural. No, I'm not saying it wasn't natural

No, definitely. Arnold Schwarzenegger screams natural to me. He came out the womb like that. Ouch, ouch, ouch! Yeah, big shoulders. Oh, me. Big shoulders on him. Yeah, Chris Pratt and Catherine Schwarzenegger, third child has gone on the Jimmy Fallon show

and talked about what they named him. Okay. Grats on the new baby, by the way. Thank you. Eight months. Yep. And Ford is his name. Ford.

Yes. It's a beautiful name. love for you how did you come up with four is a family they paid the most interesting he was almost Hyundai oh wow I don't know it was one of those names that if I had come up with it Catherine would be like no but she came up with it I was like yes yeah we're good we got that lock that in it's Ford that's a great name pretty iconic brand name yeah it is Ford they're getting a free Bronco too they're definitely getting a free Bronco they're getting the Ford Explorer they're getting the

whole they're getting the Ford Focus they're getting everything Ford is a word. It is a word. It's not just a car brand. I think Ford means like to cross a river. Yeah, but is anyone using it in that context anymore? No. Not since Henry.

When was the last time you heard someone use it in that context? No, no. Well, I know the last time when I was watching 1883, the Yellowstone prequel and they had to Ford a river. I was going to say, is it when you traveled back in time? Or the intention of the, 1818. a car. At least he's acknowledged it. You know, the more pretentious thing would be to go to just say that baby's name is Ford and not acknowledge it. You know? I mean, it could be worse. Like he said,

they could have named him Hiondi. Hayondi, yeah, yeah. And also, it is worse in lots of places. There's absolutely babies in New Zealand and Australia called Holden. Oh, yeah, lots. There's babies. I know of babies called Chevy. What are the car babies? Mercedes. Oh, there's Mercedes. Yeah. That's a good. Definitely people called Mercedes. I don't know if there's any Audi's out there. But there's Porsches.

Yeah, definitely. A lot of Porsches. Ellen's married to one. I hear, Porsche Dorasi. Yeah, yeah. Any others? There's no, I'm sure there's no Nissan's out there. Is there a little baby Subaru?

What about a Mitsubishi? Anyone named Mitsubishi? There's Mitzis. Mitzis? What about a... Susi Yuki? Are there any squatters? Oh, squatter.

Skorder? Skorder. Any squatters? Or a Citron? Any Cetrons, no? Any, any, you wouldn't want to be a Tesla this day and age, would you? No. No.

This is where I was leading to. I thought it'd be interesting to hear from people this afternoon. Maybe it's your name. Maybe it's someone you know. Maybe it's someone in your family that has a name that is a brand name. And that could, not just cars. It can be. Sky?

Sky? Yeah, Sky. Maybe. But you want more like, you want people to call in whose name is like, Samsung. Yeah. Or you've got a little cousin glad rap. Well, glad.

Or glad. It's glad who produces glad rap, don't they? Yeah. Are you first cousins with glad rap or? Glad to meet you. Yeah, we're pretty close. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty clinging, to be honest.

We're eartight. He's pretty clingy. Oh, glad to hear it. Yeah, yeah. You get the gist. Is your name also the name of a product? Mm-hmm. Yeah.

What if someone's name's blender? Splendor? No, blender. Oh, blend. We'll take that. Which is different. It's not a brand, is it? Yeah, like...

No, we want thermomix. We don't want blender. Yeah, we want Neutral bullets to call through. Yeah, yeah. Oh, 800 dials at M. Or you can text us on 9696. I don't know what we'll get. Yeah.

Do you know someone that has a name that is a brand? Yeah, your name. as a product and was it a coincidence and did you come before the product? Can't wait to talk to all the hoovers. The ZM Podcast Network. Gracie Abrams on ZM Brie and Clint.

She could have been Glad Rap Abrams. She could have, yeah. You know? Yeah, she could have been Abraham's Lincoln. Yep, she could have. If you're just joining us and that seems really random, it's because we're asking,

is your name also a brand? Chris Pratt. Pratt. has named his kid Ford First name Ford last name Pratt Ford Pratt Ford Pratt

Ford Pratt Ford Pratt It sounds like a new Model of Ford It sounds like a small compact Ford to me You know like a Ford Focus This is the Ford Pratt Ford Pratt

Yeah Ford Puma Ford Focus Ford Pratt So we want to know Is your name a brand Caller 1 is here Hello Caller 1 I call the one

Hi My name's it Yeah We don't know your name yet But we know that your My mum worked in a perfume department. Ah, yes. When you're ready, please reveal your name to us.

My name is Chanel, so C-H-A-N-E-L. Chanel. Makes sense. Do you have any siblings? Yes, but not perfume-related. I was going to say, do you have a sibling called number five? No, that's what I have been called before. You weren't baby number five, were you?

No. Oh, that would be a funny end joke, wouldn't that? Yeah. What about? Yeah, you could have been worse. She could have been called Britney Spears' fantasy. Mm-hmm. Or juicy coutua.

Yeah. So Chanel's quite nice. Chanel's lovely. And also, it's a normal name. It's a normal name. Let's not go past that, you know? It is a normal name. So thank you.

Someone texted her and said, I had a visitor to my open home over the weekend. He knew his name was ridiculous, so he handed over his driver's license to back it up. His dad was a car salesman, and his name was Aston Martin. full name Ashton Martin Is Aston a name?

Ashton is a name Ashton's a name I don't know about Aston Ashton Ashton Ashton Astin Maybe it is a name

It's rude, rough Sad to give you a kid that name If you guys know You'll never afford one Because Aston Martin deserves to drive an Aston Martin Exactly But Ashton Martin

Driving a Toyota Corolla It just seems cruel Yeah it's sad Do you want another car one before we move on? Someone said my mate's name is Salika, like the Toyota Salika. Are they on the phone? It's you, isn't it, Robin? Yeah, that's me.

No way. You've got a Salika, the two-door Toyota. What else you got? So my, yeah, Salika, she's my mate. Her two sisters are called Lexus and Vinette. And this and Venet and the brand Lexus. And then... So stop, stop, stop.

We got Salika, which is like a replica sports car. Lexus, which is a luxury car, and then vanette. Yeah. Van Et, it's a small van. Oh. Yeah, small van. It's like calling the kid hatchback. Oh, no.

Wow. Okay, sorry, is there more? Yeah, and then the brother's called McLaren. Stop it. Hell yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, I've become a dead love cars, obviously. Which one would you like, which one would you pick out of those names if you had to pick?

Oh, I think Salika sounds the best. Selika. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. It could be Alexis, Alexus, but not Lexus. Yeah, Lexus is a common, I reckon. Yeah, yeah.

McLaren. McLaren. Scored and Bruce. There's no getting away from McLaren, is it? My sister's name is Essence, like vanilla essence. I like it. The question is, is your name also a brand or product? This might be one of my favorites.

It says, My oldest sister's name is Celtic And my name is Boston The basketball team Anytime I mention that my Anytime I mention my name The first question I get is Do I have a sibling name Celtic

For the Boston Celtics? Famously the Boston Celtics pronounce Celtic wrong So I wonder if your name is Celtic Or Celtic Or Celtic Yeah We asked is your name also a

this text says, my name's Cody after the piss. I don't know that brand of piss. Cody? I know the brand of alcohol. Oh, yeah. I see what you're doing. Someone said... I know a family with a Bentley and a Cooper.

Lots of car ones. A lot of car ones. I really appreciate this text, whether it's real or not. They said, I have a cousin Chardonnay. That's good. That's good. Read out the spelling of Chardonnay. Chardonnay spelled S-H-H-A.

A-R-D-O-N-A-E. I believe it. That's nice. I believe it. It's different. You've added your own Genesei Kua, it's lovely. Yeah, it's actually unique.

Charne. It's very unique. Charne. I used to teach a boy called V-Wru. Waru is Māori for 8. V-8. V-W-Ru. Again, that's nice.

You put your own... You put your own twist on up so it's different. Because not everybody has that. Better than two and a half leader. It's a full. Oh my gosh, it's actually quite classy. I like it, I'll like it. My name is a common name, but my initials are T-A-B.

And my parents used to joke, it was because I was a gamble. There you go. There you go. And we also had a text from someone who's initials of K-F-C, which, um, yum. Hell yeah. And that text... I've heard your finger looking good. I want to add to.

Yeah. I want to add to. Better than a greasy box joke. Um, here's borderline. Which that was? That was borderline. Actually, can we remove that, Claudia? Can we actually cut that?

Yeah, that might be a written morning. Yeah, no, we won't broadcast that one. You're on ZM with definitely not Clintz. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Time to play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.

Oh, hunk. It's a real showdown battle this afternoon. Ella off sick, which means it's Clint v. Claudia, Claudia v. Clint. Nowhere to hide. One-on-one. Who will take it out? Just serious contenders today. She won last week.

I know, but that was an outlier. And I also blew it by using chat GPT. I'm not doing that again. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you are playing for people at home, so this is serious. I've put these questions into Google. so I'm looking for the answer that comes up on Google to these exact questions. If you yell it out first, I'll give you a point.

First to three takes home the win. Are we ready? Ready. I feel nervous, but I'm ready. Here comes question. Good. I'm glad you're finally nervous. Sweaton. Number one.

Who invented the jet engine? Frank Whittle. That's correct. Damn it. I believe it's pronounced Frank Whistle, Whittle, who invented the boat jet engine? It was a New Zealander. Hamilton, wasn't it? Don't worry.

I have no idea. That's not one of the questions I'm not going to Google. We would ever know the answer to that question. No, it's one of those things that Kiwis are weirdly proud of that we invented the... I know that Mad Mike, the Kiwi Mad Mike, invented some sort of rotary engine for the car. No, he didn't. If there's time later, can you guys tell me both of those stories again? Shosh. Sir William Hamilton, often known as Bill Hamilton, invented the Jetbite.

There you go. Cool. He's from New Zealand somewhere. Hopefully Hamilton. Matt Mike hasn't invented a completely a new type of engine. He is renowned for his innovation use of rotary engines, though, particularly in drifting. and has invented different parts for different rotary powered vehicles.

Anyway. Question number two, how many seasons of UK Taskmaster has there been? 19. Correct. Really? That's so many. Regular seasons.

And then they've had their spin-off ones as well. They do kids one, eh? They sure do. Rose Metafo's hosting the kids one. She does host the kids one and has appeared on a season of the UK one. Two to Claudia. Question number three.

Do you think if she came here, came back, Rose, she could take Jeremy's job? No doubt about it. Yeah, yeah. She'd be like, sorry, Jeremy. Move aside. It's my seat now. The real comedians are here.

Am I losing two, no? I am, I know. You are. So let's concentrate. Lock in. Question number three. Should I hope the next question is about the jet boat. engine.

The jet boat, no, I'm just kidding. Bill Hamilton. Damn it! Question number three. How many paying subscribers does Spotify have? Over 276 million. She gets it done in three.

Claudia. Feels good, guys. If this was a game of pool, I'd have to pull my pants down and walk around the table because that was a down-trow. And Jay, you correctly picked Claudia the safe option, so you've won 30 KFC Chicken Dollars. Wait, cheers, mate.

Don't worry, Jay. We'll hook out with 50. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. We'll hook out with 50. Jay knew the odds. Jay, okay, we're going to just play along with Clint just to, you know, appease him,

but behind the scenes, Jay, we'll give you 50. Sweet, cheers, guys. You're happy with 30, Jay? No, 50 sounds great, mate. Good man. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. Here's my question, and I know you've got experience in this area. Are you allowed to claim the park directly in front of your house on the street?

No. No. No, it's a street park. Yeah, I think so too. But there's a street in the news today in Auckland because one resident of the street has been putting angry notes on the the windscreen of people who park in the street park. Not an angry note. Directly in front of their house.

It's one of those new-ish-looking subdivisions where they try and cram a million people in there. Well, I guess, yeah. But also, it's not you just pull over to the side of the road. They've got the, you know how they kind of create car parks on the side of the road? They're all parallel, but it's one of those. Anyway, the note that they're putting on the cars, it's a pre-made card, and it says, Oh no.

It says, hey you. You're dealing with expert level, Karen. You absolutely suck at parking. And on the back, it's got a list of options for why you suck at parking, and you can tick the boxes, and it'll be like too close, parked over the line, that sort of thing. And one of them is parked in a reserved space, and they've ticked it, and they've ridden on there.

Move your car! Geez, angry. Yeah. Wasn't you? I feel like it was you that wrote the note. It wasn't me. No, it wasn't me. It made the cards.

I would never. The person who has been handing out the notes has now also begun coning off the park when they're not there. So when they leave, they put a road cone in the parking space in the hopes that other people don't park there while they're away. And then they come back and they remove the cone. So is the park actually assigned to their property? No. Or is it just a communal park for that? It's a public parking space on a public road.

But because it's directly outside their house, they feel like... No, you don't own it. It'll be that situation where a lot of new houses, too. There's only room for one car to park. And there'll be a two-car family. And so they'll be like, well, that's obviously my extra park. It's like the situation I know I've told the story. But when my brother and I used to live,

and it was a block of four townhouses. And there was, everyone had a garage where they'd park their car. Yeah. And then there was obviously. And then there was obviously street parking. But within the complex, there was two visitor parks. Yeah, yeah. One of them was directly next to our townhouse.

And then one was directly next to, I think, Unit 1. Yeah. Anyway, my brother parked one time in the one directly next to Unit 1. And the lady who lived there came out was like, do you know that you're parked in more? Oh, she thought it was hers. Do you know that you're parked in my park? And then my brother was like, actually, it's a...

Visitor park. Visitor park. It's shared parking. Which is weird because technically he was in the wrong, too, because he's not a visitor. No, I don't know if... It's not a visitor park. It's just like first in best dressed. Yeah, right.

Oh, I see. It doesn't say visitor on it. It's just extra parking for the complex. See, I'd get miffed if I lived there that you guys, even if they were alternating, I'd be like, why do you yobos keep parking in the visit? There's no room for our visit. visitors. You keep taking up the visitor parks. Oh, I'll let the visitors park on the road.

But the thing that annoyed us is that there was ample parking available on the road. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know? The problem here is it's a neighbours at war situation. There's no good We just let her have it. We were like, oh, you can just have the bloody park. But this one with the person

who's leaving the notes, they're going to take it further and further. And now they're in the news. They're on the newspaper. Yeah, right. See, this person, I just would do it out of spite. Oh, park in the park out as well. No, no, you do the same thing to this one, but it's going to escalate. What do you reckon they'll do? Yes,

Claudia. I'm worried I'm going to out myself as a Karen here. This is a topic very close to my heart. Yes. Because I would never physically reserve it, but mentally, it's yours. It's mine. And when I get home, and so there's two in front of our house, people park across the two and

use it as one. Oh, see, that annoys me. That does annoy me. But I get home, and I'm like, that is my space, and I literally will pull over and, like, like almost cussed this empty car out. Here's an interesting question. Is it in front of the house that you own, or is it in front of the flat that you rent to live in?

It is the flat that I rent. Oh, right. But it's right outside my bedroom. I can see it from my room. That is my space. I get what you're saying. I would be mefed when they take up two parks. Because that happens in my street as well.

And that's what the hay you suck at parking card is grateful, because then you can tick parked across two parks. I've considered it, but I feel like the people at park there, they're not neighbours, they're just one-timers, and they're going to get this note, and it's not going to fix anything because they're never coming back. And also, if I ever told you guys that I put an angry note on a car, I'd never live it down.

You know what you should do, and it's real easy. All you'll need is a can of spray paint. Get one of your flatmates to lay on the ground, and then just spray around their body. And just make them do like a funky pose, and then just, yeah, make them spray around it. And I guarantee I don't think anyone will park there. Yeah, yeah.

So funny. Yeah, yeah. They'll leave you alone altogether. Good stuff, Brincliffe. Play ZDems, Brie and Clint. Time for Gader. Bree and Glintz Gator. This is where we endeavour to use our Gator to figure out

if you are a part of the Rainbow community or not, based on one question. That's not very leading. No. Our options are very binary, gay or straight. Gay is a word that encompasses the entire rainbow community for the purposes of this game. Yes. Because our gaydar's not that good that we could get down to specifics. No, that's expert level.

That's expert level. We're not there yet. But we have our question, and it's going first to Justine. Hi, Justine. Hi, Justine. Hello. Tell us, Justine, when you go to the movies, what is your snack? order?

Usually a small popcorn and small Coke with no sugar. Ooh. It's a little snackety snack. Pretty basic order there, Justine. No shade. If you're feeling fruity, mind the pun, what do you go beyond that? Yeah, what else could you add? Oh, yikes.

Maybe some lollies. Yeah, she's uncomfortable. She doesn't want to add anything else. She's like, that is not my order. I think Justine is straight. No, I think she's straight too. Justine? Yes, I'm straight.

Yeah, let's start it off strong. Very straight. Well done. I won't even sway from my movie order. I won't even eat a rainbow-colored lolly. Absolutely not. Just kidding, Justine. Thank you very much.

Justine. Let's go to Marcia. Hi, Marcia. Hello. Marcia or Marcia? Marcia, please. Marcia. Marcia.

When you go to the movies and you go to the candy bar before you go in, what are you getting? I actually don't like candy that much, so I'd probably just buy it for somebody else. Okay. What about savory? You're getting a popcorn? I don't normally buy food at the movies. Yeah. I normally just...

Bring your own in? Yeah. What do you bring? I bring... A roast chicken? Tika masala Full butter chicken Suvlarki

I was actually craving butter chicken today Oh When are you not craving butter chicken I'm craving it 24-Siv Based off nothing at all I think Marcia is gay I think Marcia is gay too Marcia

You are correct Yeah And you know what gave it away for me Marcia Was when you said I don't really like anything but I would buy it for someone else. That's what gave it away for me

because you're, you know, thoughtful. Oh, thank you. Yeah, always considering the community, I think that's a good way to put it. Thanks, Marcia. Is that a gay thing being thoughtful, is it? I just think... Is that why I'm such a prick?

In Lithuan relationships, um, yeah, very... Everyone's very thoughtful. Uh, this is our third attempt and James is here. Hi, James. Hi, James. Hello, Brie and Clint. How are you?

Good, James. How are you? Oh, yeah, can't complain. Can't complain. Okay. This is throwing me. James, tell us what is your food order when you go to the movies? Oh, I like a bit of a wine. So cheeky sucker the salve. Did you say a cheeky sucker the salve? Yeah. Fair sucker the sav, James.

This is so hard to know with these ones. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, I just have to check. Is this James? must-pick? No, but always a handsome drink of water, isn't he? See, this is so hard to pick because it's very obviously the voice is definitely put on.

He could be gay though and just hamming it up. Yeah, to double bluff us. To double bluff. Or he could be a straight man trying to do his best gay man impression. It's so hard to know. With this one specifically. I'm going to say it to

Double Bluff, and I believe James is gay. I'm going to say straight. James? Yeah, nah, straight. I knew it. Damn it. I'm bloody knew it. Fair suck of the save, James.

Yeah, I mean, James, not bad from you, I will say. Oh, thanks. I've been practicing from last week. Oh, he's back. Did we get you last week, did we, James? No, I'm going to ring up, but I had to, you know, get my best voice on. Oh, you've been to spend a whole week. week practising. I like it. I rate that.

Good on you, James. Let's do one more with Poppy. Hi, Poppy. Hi, Poppy. Poppy. Poppy, hi. Bree's risking 100% record here. She could go out with the full set if we can pick you. So Poppy, what is your movie food order? I like to hear my old teasers. You like Malteses? Anything else?

Yeah. Pots. Maltesers and Pottisers. Pods, double sweet. Oh, God, you like the sugar. Popcorn? Yeah, like it was lightly buttered. Yeah, okay.

Not fully buttered, though, Poppy. No. Straight. That's just like... Straight. I'm going to say straight too. Straight. Right, popping in.

Straight. Well, actually, no, the joke is that my partner, Marcia just rang before. Oh, you're a sad. Oh, that is the ultimate. double bluff. I'm a big old lesbian. You big old lesbian. And Marcia, you're here as well.

Marcia. Marcia! Hello? God, you two, you two are trouble. Norton. God. The old Lesbo 1-2. Oh, yeah.

The old Lesbo tag team, eh? Yeah. Got us again. They scissored in on us and they just got us from both sides. Oh, rock paper, scissored. Oh, well, good game. You got 75%.

Good from them. I'll take it on that. That was creative. That was clever. Very creative. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Bree and I are playing in a charity football match in a few weeks. Time to raise money for multiple sclerosis, Auckland.

And we didn't have a sponsor for you. I had a sponsor. Yeah, you got a sponsor straight away, but I asked around and they said, it was too much of a risk. So we put the call out last week and said, did anyone want to sponsor me to play in this charity football match in a couple of weeks to raise awareness for multiple sclerosis? And it was incredible how many businesses came forward.

I mean, I was offering a lot, though. Wasn't I? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said that. What was in the package? In the package was they get their logo on my uniform during the charity match. They get a personal endorsement from me for their business And I will make them a radio jingle

Which we will play on ZM The Lucky Bitter was the Blue Lake Top Ten Holiday Park in Rotorua They took it out, they won Yeah, they won For $550, they got all of that And you did work up a jingle for them Yeah, the jingle sounded like this Blue Lake Top 10, we got all you need

From the brand new sauna to a lakeside breeze Bring your tugs, bring your snacks, bring your drunk Uncle Jack. And B.Y.O. Kayaks, because we don't have that. Blue Lake Top 10 Holiday Park. Absolutely everything but kayaks. Book now at Blue Lake Top10.com.com.com.com. What a bargain. We've heard bookings through the roof. Absolutely booked out.

Packed to the gunwills. Yep. Yeah. Going nuts. But I wanted to revisit this whole thing again because last week there was a couple of businesses actually that were in amongst the bidders and but they didn't win but behind the scenes they've gone out of their way where they've still donated money and said we're happy to donate because it's such a good cause even though we don't get the jingle for nothing in return exactly and one of those businesses was the beautiful hello you shop and laurly you are

the owner of that shop aren't you? Hi team here I am. Laura Lee, I can't thank you enough for your kindness over the past week where you've gone out of your way, you've donated, and then you sent us a lovely gift box of things to the Bree and Clint show from your gorgeous shop, which was really lovely of you. Yep, I did because I just, it was such a great opportunity that you even talk to at my shop. It's not really within a small business's budget to be on ZDM. And for you to even mention, it was just such a huge deal. And I just wanted you to know how much I really appreciated it. Well, you know what? I'm going to go one further because I thought, I can't let this go.

You've gone out of your way. You've done all this. So right now, can you tell us just a little bit about your shop, where it is and what you're selling? So I opened the shop nearly eight years ago, and I had a baby, a 10-month-old and a four-year-old that were raised in the back of it and then two other kids at school. And so I worked in it and then I went back to teaching a little bit.

And at the end of May, I decided to take the whole business online. And so I have moved it to my house and I have gone teaching as well. So we are now an online gift store. We operate a click-and-collect system in a cafe in Harwara called Caffinate. So you order at night and I drop the order off. in the morning and you get a pin code and you go pick it up or we do shipping all around New Zealand as well.

That's incredible and can I just say I've been on the website. I've been doing my research, Laurel Lee, because I have created and crafted your own jingle for your shop which we're going to play now. Okay. Are you ready for this Laurie Lee? Because once it plays out we can't

take it back. That's the thing. I'm going to sit down. Do you trust me? 100%. You just, just, you need to promise not to sue us if there's any misinformation in this jingle. No, I got asked to sign a waiver before I come on. Good, okay, good, good. And you signed it? Signed it.

Okay, good. Right, we're covered, you're covered. Are you ready? This is for the Hello You online shop. Loreley. All right. Welcome to the Howitzer Tavern Open Mike Night. Please put your hands together for Brie, Thomas, Thomas.

Hello you, they've got what you need, gifts, homewares and everyday treats. Laura Lee, she'll sort you out, candles, handbag, zig-knacks, there's no doubt, buy a present for a pal. Keep it for yourself, you're a hell of a gal. The ship anywhere nationwide, or if you're in, home, it are go on in and say hi. Yeah. Chowda, I Helloushop.com.com. There it is, Laura Lee.

I hope it's all right. That is amazing. The waiver was, like, well worth it. It was well worth it, yeah, yeah, yeah. I let my kids keep listening. I thought show tunes really captures the store's vibe just because it's so fun, you know? I just think the Friday karaoke's paying off.

The practice, it was finessed. I'll take it. A lot of auto tune on there because we didn't want. You know, I didn't want to. You didn't get the full Friday cooking treatment. Hey, Laura Lee, thank you so much for your support. We appreciate you. Really appreciate you.

We hope that jingle brings you lots and lots and lots of business. Fingers crossed. You bloody deserve it, Loreley. The Howard of Businesses. Hell yeah. Yeah. Hello, us shop.com. Go check them out now.

See you, Laurie Lee. See you later. That was nice. Such a lovely person. Z-E. Franklin. Time for a birthday banger. Here we go, Birthday Banga, number one songs when you turn 16. We'll figure out three of yours and play our favourite.

Sammy's going to go first. Hi, Sammy. Hi, Sam. Sam. Sam? Sam, yeah. Cam? Sam, yeah. Is that Sam? Sam or Cam?

Jan. Jan. Jan. That was the confusion. That was. Pam. So Pam. No, Jan.

Oh, Jan. Like Jan semi. Right, like a jam sandwich. Sorry, Jan. We've got you now. Hi, Jan. How's your day been, Jan? Very good now.

It's all done and I'm going home. Yay. I know that feeling. How bloody good. Hey, what is your day to birth? 27th of October 1970. Right, that means. You were 16 in

1986 And on that exact day This was at the top The love shines Over my to rise And she's a slice of heaven I feel like it describes you Jen

That's a good one Yeah He's about to go on tour again Dave Dobbin So that's very cool It's a great one Jan Okay Wait there

We'll do a bit A banger for Chanel Hi Chanel Hi Chanel Hey What have you been doing today, Chanel? Just living life. Being grateful.

Being grateful. What are you grateful for today, Chanel? Just grateful for life. Grateful for life. I'm grateful for the beer I know that I put in the fridge before I came to work. It's going to be cold when I get home. You know, it's a little thing, Chanel.

It's a little things. Me and Chanel aren't drinking on a Wednesday, but you do you. Yeah, you do you, girlfriend. Yeah, thank you. Thanks, Chanel. Hey, what is your day? Just kidding. I would if I could.

I'm on antibiotics. What is your day to birth, Janelle? I'm a sixth of the 12th, 94. I was going to say, it's never stopped me. You were 16 in 2010, Chanel. And on that exact date, this was number one. Oh, bagger. Oh, that's a bop.

Hell yeah. It's not a black-eyed piece on. You hear it all the time, is it? No. Do you like it, Chanel? Ah, yeah. Yeah. That's okay.

Are you, do... Cool. Are you grateful, though, Chanel? Oh, yes. I'm grateful, thank you. Always grateful. You've got to be grateful. Always grateful.

Always grateful. Thank you, Chanel. Wait there. We're going to do Jessica's birthday banger. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jessica. Hi. First-time call, a long-time listener.

Oh, here we go. Go, Jess. Why is it taking you so long to call through, Jess? I'm actually not too sure. I think I always call it the Roptos. Where have you been, bitch? Yeah, we've been, Jess. Hey, I'm so glad to have you finally call in Jessica.

All we need is your date of birth. Unfortunately, September 2003. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2019. We've done our calculations. This is your birthday banger. Lizzo Truth hurts It's a very good bot

I like I haven't heard it in ages too I know it got slammed for a bit Yeah Yeah, and then she In 2019 it did Yeah totally but it's back I feel Okay Wait there Jess

I don't think it's a tough decision today I think we might be on the same page. Three good songs. Three great songs. I'll be happy. Two really good songs and a Lizzo song. But I'm going to vote for the Black I'm Peace. Yeah, let's go with Chanel.

We're going on Black I Peace? The time, dirty bit. Chanel, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, cool. I used to be grateful. Oh, so grateful. Yeah.

Hashtag grateful. Love you. Love you, Chanel. Love you, Chanel. Oh, sorry. Oh, Karetharinga. We just said, love you, love you. Love you.

Oh, sorry, love you. Oh, that's what he said. Yeah, love you. Have you good night. Yeah, love you. Bye. Love you too. Love you too?

Yep. Sure, love you. Thank you. I love it. We didn't have to force that, eh? Nah, not at all. Very natural. Yeah.

Z-N's Branklant. Black IP's banger for birthday banger today. For Chanel from the year 2010. That's the The Time, Dirty Bit. Yeah, mainly the Dirty Bit, though. Dirty Bit, that's a good song. Z&M's Bree and Clinch, podcast. This was a conversation I heard.

I follow an Australian show, which you'll know, called the Christian O'Connell Radio show. Very popular. Very good. They were having a conversation about what you can and can't eat at the supermarket. They'd be the same people that eat the grapes, just stand there and eat them. I'll have a little grape.

No, that's disgusting. No, no, no, no. This is not your banquet. No, no, no, you're allowed to try it. You're going to be touching stuff. You're allowed to try one grape. No, you're not. No, you're not.

No, no, no, no. Entitlement. Entitling. I'm allowed to compliment you grape. I feel like everybody has an opinion on this, whether you realize it or not. So, let's go around the room. Are you allowed to eat a single grape while at the supermarket? Of course you are.

Of course you are. You need to try before you buy I'll have more than one I'll have a grape when I don't intend on buying any grapes I feel like that's my supermarket privilege No no I always have intent Oh no that's not true

It's not true it's not true it's not true it's not true It's not true at all Grape can be very expensive But only one grape I'm not a shoplifter Just our grape single grape Yeah me too Claudia what's the deal That's still stealing

It is stealing If you can have one grape Can you have one apple No I've had an apple before. I've had an apple. Oh, you can't if you're a child. Some supermarkets have got a basket of fruit for children.

Can I have an entire watermelon? It's just one. No. Why not? No. No, that's too far. You've taken it too far. Can I go to the pick and mix section and get a little alligator?

You're the person that ruins it for everyone. Yeah. There's this unspoken societal understanding that we can have a grape. Yeah. But then people like Claudia come through and go... You cannot have a grape. No, this is you. So you come through and you go, I'm allergic to grape.

Why should I miss out? I should be allowed an entire papaya. I want to enjoy my papaya around the super darker. Just one papaya, not the whole bunch. Just one pumpkin. I will bite into it with my teeth. My dad is the worst for this. And I think it's because he feels entitled.

You know, every time we go to a supermarket, And my dad, who has been an apple farmer his whole life, he's provided to the supermarkets for over 40 years. And every time he goes to the supermarket, he'll taste a grape. And then he'll have a blueberry, and then he'll have an apple. And then, I'm just kind of like, Dad. Have you had a whole bloody fruit salad here today, have you? Well, he'd call that market research, wouldn't he?

He does. He's going to leave the supermarket full. He goes, well, you see, I'd never tried that variety here in New Zealand. before the rose. We don't have that variety of apple back home and I need to try it. Not that he's paying for this fruit, but if he did,

there'd be a tax write off for him, wouldn't it? Absolutely, it would. Because he'd just go, well, it's research. Yep. So, anyway, text us, especially if you own a supermarket,

are we allowed one grape? Okay, I take back my other statement. I intend to buy the bunch if they're good. Then you're allowed as many as you freaking want. No, you're not. Yes, you are. No, you're not. Yes, you are.

Because normally the, Well, depends what grapes were talking about. The ones that come in the plastic little carry bag, standard price. No, they're done on weight. No, they're not. Plastic carry bag's on weight. Plastic box is standard. Isn't it?

No, I thought the plastic carry bag will be like, let's say, I mean, because normally they're crazy expensive. Yeah. Will be like $11.99 for the bag. A kilo, I thought. Oh, shit. If that's the case, we can't have a grate. If that's the case, if it's per bag, we can't have a grape.

Because we're eating from someone else's bag. The bag is per kilo and the box is a set price. Yeah, right? Yeah, right. We're right. Yeah, we're right. Oh, no. You can pick out of the box, Bree, and no eye out of the bag.

Wouldn't be the first time, Claude. I wonder, Clause's, if you got the supermarket, she'd eat in half the fricking bag. The ZM Podcast Network. New music from Sweeter. It's called Made You Look. No, I think the band's called Made You Look and the song's called Sweater. Professional Radio DJ.

And that's the end of the show. Good time to end it, I think I think so You can tell we've done our dash As they say Yeah well we went Too hard Earlier in the show

Didn't we left it all out there on the part We did We gave a hundred And I reckon at least 70% Yeah And finished well But now It's all done in dust all

Wonderful Great post-match speech Almost as boring As the post-match speech Is that the rugby players give They just say the same thing every time They say nothing to the point that I don't know why they do the interviews. They say nothing.

They speak for 90 seconds without saying a single thing. It's actually a skill. It is. Much like us, actually. Have a great night. Have a great night. See you guys tomorrow. See you guys tomorrow.

Matiwa. Matiwa. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.