ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 8th December 2023

Episode Date: December 8, 2023

New Year's resolutions.  Best songs to do CPR to (please don't take Bree and Clint's medical advice on board...) 50% of men think they can do this thing.  Snoopy's Xmas is a Kiwi fave, but isn't wo...rldwide. Fridayoke: We R Who We R - Kesha See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Hi everybody, happy Friday and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Here we go guys, Friday in the lead up to a big weekend. Because it's going to be sunny. And Christmas parties galore this weekend. I feel like this is the ultimate weekend to have the Christmas party. This is the weekend to have it.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Because, you know, people, there might be some people finishing up next week, so they're going to go away. And next weekend's all about Christmas shopping and finishing it off anyway. And full panic buying. Yeah. This weekend's the weekend.
Starting point is 00:00:40 This is the weekend, yeah. Jeez, watch out the Strip and Christchurch. Watch out the bloody Viaduct in Auckland. Watch out Hood Street in Hamilton. Yeah. All of Victoria Street in Hamilton. Just watch out. There's going to be a lot of Christmas parties out in force.
Starting point is 00:00:57 There's going to be Alan from Accounts getting absolutely legless with Susan from HR. Hey, listen to this. Today we're going to give away two McLemore tickets, two double passes to McLemore, so four McLemore tickets, two Coldplay tickets and $1,000 thanks to Super Liquor. God, this is massive today. We've also got our meat raffle as well. Jeez Louise.
Starting point is 00:01:21 We're giving away heaps of stuff. If you want to win stuff, the odds are very good on today's show. Yeah, honestly. Honestly. Very, very good. Speaking of winning stuff. Just quickly, first big one is the Macklemore double pass, and that will be given away before 4 o'clock this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:01:36 Yeah, sometime in the next hour we have that first double pass to see Macklemore. But first, $50 cash up for grabs right now, thanks to KFC with Tradie versus Lady. 0800 dial ZM right now. Ten games left for the year. Who's going to take it? Wait, ten or five?
Starting point is 00:01:56 Six. Six games left for the year. Including today. So the Tradies can only afford to... No, the Tradies have to win every game. Have to win every game. Every game from here. Game on.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Bree and Clint. Let's keep it moving with tradie versus lady first. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we go. Last game of the week for a Friday. Who is going to pick up that win? The tradies on 105. The ladies out in front by five on 110.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Let's cross live to our lady first. She's in Christchurch. She's 19 and she has been bungee jumping before and she bloody loved it. Welcome to the show, Gemma. G'day, Gem. Hi. Whereabouts did you do your bungee jump? Down in Queenstown.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Oh, yeah. The original, the AJ Hackett? Yes, yeah, the one over the canyon. Yeah, Clint and I did that one as a tandem. That's right. How will you forget? It was one of the most terrifying moments of my whole life. Brie looked like she was going to die.
Starting point is 00:02:59 I felt like her. Gemma, you'll be taking on our tradie today who was in a do or die situation. Lose this game and the tradies lose for the entire year. But no pressure, Ethan. Welcome to the show. G'day, g'day. G'day, Ethan.
Starting point is 00:03:15 You think you've got the chops to go all the way? I'll do my best. That's all you can do, Ethan. That's all you can do. The weight of the tradie nation sits atop your shoulders. But don't think about that. Just think about the questions. Your buzzer is tradie nation sits atop your shoulders, but don't think about that. Just think about the questions. Your buzzer is tradie.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Gemma, your buzzer is lady. First one of you to get three correct answers gets the win and $50 cash. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What colour tools do Makita produce? Lady. Yes, Gemma's in first. Blue. She is off
Starting point is 00:03:43 and flying. I would never have got that. I know what's still. Yeah. She is off and flying. I would never have got that. I know what's still. Yeah, what are they? Orange. Orange, yeah. Yes. It's what we always had growing up.
Starting point is 00:03:53 What's a Milwaukee? Red. Red. Yeah, Ethan knows. I knew that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Ethan, you didn't get the tradie question, but you are not out of it yet. Let's keep going.
Starting point is 00:04:02 One to the ladies, question number two. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. And the trumpets, there you go. Gemma. Jason Derulo. She is killing it. That is Jason Derulo. Two to the ladies.
Starting point is 00:04:17 You need this one here, Ethan, to stay in it. Question number three. In the Twilight series, you're either Team Edward or Team Who? Oh, crap. Neither of you. The werewolf guy, what was his name? Taylor Lautner. It's my tradie.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Ethan. It's Edward and is it... We're going to knock it to anybody, Troy. Worth a shot, Ethan. Always worth a shot for a Hail Mary. We were looking for Jacob, Team Jacob. No points there, though. Question number four.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Complete these song lyrics. Do you remember the 21st night? Gemma, in. Of September. Gosh, she's done it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Gemma.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Too good. Congratulations. You are the winner, and you have effectively knocked the tradies out of Tradiverse Lady for 2023. Congratulations. I've done it. The ladies take the win for the year and Gemma, you have given it to them. Nice work.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Yay. You were very, very quick on a lot of those, Gemma. Well done. Broad range of topics. Everything except Twilight. You're an expert at it. Not a Twilight girl. That's fine. You'll get by in life.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Let's talk about New Year's resolutions Because it's not that far away, New Year's You need to start thinking of what your New Year's resolution is going to be now Like for me, I know that I'm going to do nothing That's your New Year's resolution? Yeah To do nothing? Yeah
Starting point is 00:05:59 Well, at least it's achievable Yeah, exactly Well, it's funny you say that Set the bar low It's funny you say that Yeah Because there bar low. It's funny you say that. Yeah. Because there's an article out today where they've done some research as to why New Year's resolutions fail so often.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Okay. So apparently New Year's resolutions tend to fail because of the lack of accountability and because they're so broad and also because they're not achievable. Yeah, absolutely. You are the only one who has to keep yourself accountable for it and you always, everybody always picks something which is like a complete 180 on their life.
Starting point is 00:06:39 And like going from cold turkey to doing something, you know, completely outside of their comfort zone. I also feel like a lot of, even though they might seem like a positive thing, I also feel like a lot of New Year's resolutions are quite negative. Like if your resolution is to get in shape, what you're effectively saying to yourself is you are not in shape. I do not like myself at the moment. You know, it's not a New Year's resolution that's rooted in positivity.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Yeah, why can't it be not a New Year's resolution that's rooted in positivity. It's not like... Yeah, why can't it be that the New Year's resolution is I go to the gym at least twice a week and anything above that is a bonus. Yeah, and if I go any more than that, then I get to have a Subway cookie. Yeah, it's a great thing. So the research was conducted by a group
Starting point is 00:07:20 called Data Decisions, and they found that for those who made resolutions to improve their health, 18% had already failed by the end of January. By the end of January. You're right, because people say, I will go to the gym five times a week. Which is just so unattainable, especially in January.
Starting point is 00:07:40 If your number is currently zero, your number should be one or two a week. One or two is a good goal to start off. They also said 41% were no longer on top of their resolution by July. A lot of financial goals New Year's resolution set,
Starting point is 00:07:58 isn't there? A lot of savings goals. Yeah. I think because this article is talking about it's this company called the Mondays Campaign, which I think because this article is talking about it's this company called the Mondays Campaign, which I think their idea is that it doesn't have to be that if you fall off the wagon for your New Year's resolution, it's done. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:16 They kind of say that every Monday you have a new opportunity where you can achieve something. I like that. You know, so you can get back on the horse. Say you get off the horse like everyone does. I like that because if you fail on Tuesday, you can take the rest of the week off. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Relax for the rest of the week. Just start on Monday. And, you know, back at the gym on Monday. Why not? I thought we could open the phone lines this afternoon to the people who do do this. They make a New Year's resolution, but not your typical ones. I want the weird or the unusual resolutions.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Did you tell yourself in December 31st one year that by the end of the next year you'd have a Tesla? Yeah. Like, for example, one year my goal was not to straighten my hair for a whole year. How did that go? Terrible. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:05 I think I left it curly till like March. You don't like your hair curly? No. So it was an oversight for me. But I wanted my hair to be healthier. That was the goal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if I straightened it all the time, it wasn't as healthy.
Starting point is 00:09:19 So that was my goal. And then another year I swore off me garang noodles because I was having them too often. How did that go? That went pretty well. Yeah. But then the following year I thinkore off me garang noodles because I was having them too often. How did that go? That went pretty well. Yeah. But then the following year I think I ate twice as many. So it kind of cancelled out the previous year.
Starting point is 00:09:33 Oh, Andrew dials it in. Or you can text us to 9696. We're looking for the weirder, more interesting New Year's resolutions. Bree and Clint. I know that we're talking about this before New Year's for a change. Yeah, it's good. You know, get it out in the open. Yeah, you can start preparing.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Maybe come up with something creative you'd like to do. Maybe you would like to at least run for at least 100 metres every day. 100 metres? Hey, it's achievable. 100 metres. It's achievable. Yeah, you're right. It is achievable. Yeah, you're right. It is achievable.
Starting point is 00:10:05 But that's the goal. It doesn't mean you can't run for longer. You better do a Bill English run, walk, run, walk, where you run a power pole, walk a power pole. But see, if you set the goal of a hundred metres, then if you run longer, you feel like you're really kicking goals. You're crushing it. Let's find out about some of the more weird and wonderful
Starting point is 00:10:20 New Year's resolutions from Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi. Tell us, Nicole, what was your New Year's resolutions from Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi. Tell us, Nicole, what was your New Year's resolution? Quite a while ago now, I did a year of no takeaways. Oh. Did you stick to it?
Starting point is 00:10:37 How long did you last? I lasted the year, but I did give myself a couple of, like, out that I was allowed Subway. Yeah. Okay. And I was allowed Burgerfield, but it had to be, like, the lettuce bun, and I wasn't allowed the fries. Okay. Nicole, I've got a question.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Does it count as takeaways if you eat it at the store? Yeah, good question. Yeah. Okay. Does it count as takeaways? No. I'm imagining you go to KFC and you get a quarter pack, but you take Yeah. Okay. Does it count as takeaways? I'm imagining you go to KFC and you get a quarter pack, but you take it home and you put it on a plate and you use a knife and fork.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Does that count as takeaways? Yeah, it's a home-cooked meal. There was no KFC, like Burger King, McDonald's, Pizza Hut. Yeah, okay. I like the little caveats you put in place to make it achievable. That's good. I want a last question for you, Nicole. What did you miss the most?
Starting point is 00:11:31 Oh, I reckon like fish and chips during summer. Oh, yeah. It's a killer. Yeah, that's why I couldn't do it. Yeah. Okay. Thank you, Nicole. We appreciate it. Let's go to Rebecca on 0800 dials a dim.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Hi, Rebecca. G'day, Bec. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Bec. Tell us, mate, what was your New Year's resolution that was a bit unusual? I got so sick of being caught out that I made my New Year's resolution that I would check the toilet paper in a public toilet before I sat down. Oh, it's smart, Bec.
Starting point is 00:11:57 It's a great New Year's resolution. So I did it a couple of years ago and it's been a game changer. It's just a habit now and it's so good. How many times did you get caught out? One too many and I was just like, I can't do this anymore. It's so frustrating. Do you carry some emergency toilet paper in your handbag now? No, I'm not that bad.
Starting point is 00:12:19 I carry it in my sleeve like an old lady. Brie carries it down her bra like my nan used to. Get sweaty. I think that's a good one, Bec. Well done, Rebecca. That is weird. So, fits the brief. We appreciate it. And good to hear that it's now turned into a normal behaviour for you. Absolutely. See, you can achieve that. I love this text. Have you read it? Every time I am hungover, I buy a quiche from the bakery up the road because I crave it literally every single time.
Starting point is 00:12:47 My goal next year is to not buy any quiches. Some people's goals would be to not be hungover. Yours is to not buy any quiche. I love that one so much. How funny is the word quiche? Quiche, yeah, that's your craving. Last year's New Year's resolution was to not go to work on Mondays, Tuesdays and Fridays so I could go to the pub with my mates.
Starting point is 00:13:12 I lost my job after two weeks. Yeah, I'm not surprised by that. Someone else said that in 2020 their New Year's resolution was no takeaway coffee cups. Oh, yeah, BYO cup. Which is good. Like, it'd be even better to do it now because some places... Get a discount.
Starting point is 00:13:29 You get a discount, yeah. Either that or just get them to make the coffee in the palm of your hands. I got a coffee made in my shoe one time. Did you? Yeah. How was that? It was a coffee shoeie. Oh, yeah?
Starting point is 00:13:40 Was that nice? It was a zany thing we did for the radio. Oh, not out of desperation. No, no. You went 50 cents short. And the coffee was disgusting. There's a Christmas carol that is so famous here in New Zealand, but nowhere else around the world.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Since 1967, New Zealanders every year have been thrashing Snoopy's Christmas. And the first time my eyes were opened to the fact that that might be a little bit weird was when I started working with you. Was it? And it was Christmas. It was our first Christmas. And I was like, oh, we've got to get Snoopy's Christmas on. And you said, Snoopy's what?
Starting point is 00:14:24 What are you talking about? A Snoopy what? get Snoopy's Christmas on. And you said, Snoopy's what? What are you talking about? A Snoopy what? A Snoopy what? I had no idea what Snoopy's Christmas was. Snoopy's Christmas is not famous in Australia, is it? No. It's not famous in America. I've never heard of it.
Starting point is 00:14:36 It's not famous in England. It's only New Zealanders that listen to Snoopy's Christmas. I've been doing some reading about it today, that particular Christmas carol. It's by a group called the Royal Guardsmen and Barry Wilson, the guy who sings it, the lead singer of the Royal Guardsmen was only 17 when that song
Starting point is 00:14:53 came out in 1967. Oh my god, I heard the most buzzy fact about a Christmas song the other day. Do you know Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree? I saw this on Instagram. Do we have it in the system? Yeah, I'll find it. Because this is buzzy as well. So Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree, absolutely iconic Christmas song. Turns out the woman who sings that
Starting point is 00:15:16 song was 13 when she recorded that. Is that what you saw? Yeah. How wild is that? And people might be sitting there thinking, oh, that's not that crazy. But when you re-listen to it, it sounds like a 50-year-old. Which is the real version. Oh, my God, there's so many versions of it. There's a, oh, my God, where is that? Claudia, can you look as well?
Starting point is 00:15:39 We don't want the Gavin DeGraw version. We don't want the Jessica Simms. Brenda Lee. Brenda Lee. Brenda Lee. Brenda Lee, that's her. Yeah, this one. It's the one that's in Home Alone. She's still alive too.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Is she? Yeah. She's alive. She's 13 then. This song's just gone back into the Billboard 100. That's what people are talking about. She's alive and so is Barry Wilson from the Snoopy's Christmas song. He lives in Florida now.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Okay. When it came out, it was a hit around the world, but then it just went away after that. It was kind of a hit for one year. It is one of EMI's biggest selling singles of all time, but only New Zealand is still listening to it. And they get the data and he's had an interview to say, yeah, it pops up in Spotify every year, but only in New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Someone on the text machine said, not true, guys. I grew up in Melbourne listening to Snoopy's Christmas. Did you? Were your parents Kiwi, maybe? Because that could be why. Yeah, I don't know. But I had never heard of it. You'd never heard of it?
Starting point is 00:16:39 I'd never heard of that song before. Maybe it slipped between the cracks for you, but I don't know. Claudia and I were talking about this at lunch today, and you said for you it's not Christmas until you've heard Snippy's Christmas. Yeah, I like to wait for it to just come up, because it always does. But one year it didn't, so I had to play it myself. But you've got to hear it on the radio to know that it's Christmas. Yeah, that's how you know.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Which means, and I don't mean to put too much pressure and responsibility on everybody here, but guys, we are the radio what and if we don't if we don't play it who who is going to keep
Starting point is 00:17:10 the legend of Snoopy's Christmas alive I say that because I know for a fact that Ross Boss absolutely hates the song Snoopy's Christmas
Starting point is 00:17:16 he really hates that song I know it's on his kill list yesterday we played the Grease Megamix and he was dark at us no regrets today I think
Starting point is 00:17:23 if we play Snoopy's Christmas it's worse so if we're going to play Snoopy's Christmas, it's worse. So if we're going to play it, it has to be a consensus. I vote yes. You vote yes. Yep. Claudia, you vote yes.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Obviously yes. Ella, you vote yes. Yeah. And I'll say no. So if it blows back, I'll be safe. What the hell? You goody two-shoes.
Starting point is 00:17:41 But obviously, three against one, it gets played. Well, please send your thanks to me, Claudia, and Ella then for playing Snoopy's Christmas. Just kidding, I'm on board. I love this song.
Starting point is 00:17:51 I'm with Claudia. This song means Christmas to me. Do you like Snoopy's Christmas? I'm not going to lie. I've heard it like five times. But it's always a good time when I've heard it. It's always fun. Brian Clint.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Merry Christmas, everybody. And there's Macklemore tickets on the way very, very shortly, but shh, you didn't hear that from me. It's ZM. Brian Clint. ZM, Brian Clint. Ja Rule. And Livin' It Up.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Don't you mean Ja Rule. Uh-oh, another episode. Livin' It Up. It's a very funny video doing the rounds on TikTok Don't you mean Ja Rule? Uh-oh, another episode. Living it up. It's a very funny video doing the rounds on TikTok where Nelly, as in hot in here, does a very good impression of Ja Rule. It's very good. McLemore tickets up for grabs.
Starting point is 00:18:39 McLemore ticket blitz. Win tickets every hour. We are blitzing through these McLemore tickets. Lavinia, you've got two free tickets to go. Woohoo, thank you. Have you seen Macklemore live before, Lavinia? I have not. Oh, you wait, mate.
Starting point is 00:18:53 One of the best performers live. Are you a seated kind of concert attender or are you push your way to the front of the stage kind of concert attender? I was just talking to my hubby about this before because we thought about buying tickets and we're like, May in Wellington's
Starting point is 00:19:07 a little bit dodgy. Do we want to be slightly undercover? But it's like, yeah, take a poncho I suppose. Well, it's a TSB arena. It's indoors,
Starting point is 00:19:14 so you'll be fine. Oh, it's at TSB. Yeah. Yeah, you're good to go. Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. So seated or moshing? What are you going to do?
Starting point is 00:19:22 Moshing. Nice. Okay, well, we're going to get you the tickets. Congratulations. Fantastic. Thanks so much. Have a great Friday.
Starting point is 00:19:28 You too. Macklemore's coming. He's here in May, 8th of May TSB, the 9th of May Spark Arena. Ticket details at ZM Online. Tickets at ticketmaster.co.nz. What were we talking about here? Oh, this. So there's this lady who was on a flight from Bali to Australia
Starting point is 00:19:45 who was posted about what happened to her. She was watching a movie on the plane, as you do. Yes. And was handed a note which was effectively shaming her for the movie that she was watching on the plane. Who hands notes? Exactly right. I mean, that's already red flag number one.
Starting point is 00:20:04 What movie do you think she was watching that got her shamed by another passenger on the plane? Movie that got her shamed? What's a really bad movie? Birdman. Horrendous film. I'm not artsy enough or cultured enough to get it. No, the movie that she was shamed for watching on the plane, Magic Mike. What?
Starting point is 00:20:29 Magic Mike's last dance, to be specific. She was handed a note by a nosy neighbour that said, Dear friend, if you would like to study the Bible, if you would like somebody to pray for you, if you would like someone to help with a personal problem, someone to visit you, to join a Bible group, or if you would just like a Bible, please do not hesitate to let me know. And it was very clearly because she was watching that movie.
Starting point is 00:21:01 I'm imagining the person sort of handed the note and gestured it to the screen. Even more awkwardly, it was the person who was sitting next to her on the flight. No, you don't need to do that. And Bali to Australia is not a short flight.
Starting point is 00:21:13 That's a three or four hour flight. It's longer. Yeah. Depending on where you're flying from. Yeah. You've got to be next to that person. She said it didn't stop her from watching the movie.
Starting point is 00:21:23 She continued with the movie. But once the movie was over, she got her ear chewed off about why she needs Jesus I mean, you know I would argue that Channing Tatum is a religion He's a religious experience And I'm a part of the Channing Tatum religion There's no word on whether while she was watching the movie She was also going
Starting point is 00:21:43 Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. Hallelujah. Amen. But how rude of that person. It just isn't necessary. I'm all for, you know, have your own beliefs and ideologies and ideas, but you don't need to put it on someone else,
Starting point is 00:22:04 especially not when you're sitting next to someone on the plane. Not when they have to stay buckled into a seat next to you. Rough. You know, they're the person that if the emergency masks do fall, they might need to help you. We wanted to ask this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, when did someone try and lecture you in public? Someone that you had no obligation
Starting point is 00:22:28 to adhere to the rules of. They weren't responsible for you, but they felt like they could stick their two cents into what you were doing. And it doesn't have to have been a religious thing. It could have just been someone who was mum shaming you or bloody... Remember that time that I stuck my nose
Starting point is 00:22:44 into that person's business this year? About... Remember? I was at a cafe and I'd ordered my coffees and I was standing there waiting for coffees and this guy walked in, he was on the phone and he literally took his phone away from his face and he ordered his coffees and then didn't say thank you
Starting point is 00:23:04 and then kept talking on the phone and I said, the word he's looking for is please. And then this guy looked at me and I said you heard me, please is the word. And then I was like, oh my god I'm becoming that person. You Karen'd him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:19 And you know what, no regrets. How did he react to that? Not well, but the person serving looked at me and mouthed, thank you. Oh, 100 Dials at M. When did someone try and lecture you in public about what you were doing? Could have been a nosy neighbour.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Bree and Clint. We're talking about getting lectured in public. A lady on a flight from Bali to Australia has been handed a very passive-aggressive note for watching Magic Mike's last dance on the plane. Apparently, Such a funny movie. Apparently,
Starting point is 00:23:55 the passenger that handed the note over liked the first Magic Mike the best. They're more of an XXL kind of lady. Yeah, they wanted the first one or the second one. So we want to know, who lectured you in public? There are some ripping texts on this. Someone said, someone told me on the street, eat something.
Starting point is 00:24:13 It's not that hard. Put it in your mouth and chew. That is so rude. How dare they feel like they can comment like that to someone. What about this one? I was eight months pregnant and I went to a dessert bar. I ordered a dessert that had raw egg in the mix. The lady rudely said, you shouldn't be eating that.
Starting point is 00:24:33 I was like, I've survived the last eight months, but thanks. So rude. I think the eight-month pregnant lady knows what she shouldn't be eating. Yeah, I think she's doing all right. My neighbour, who I'd never spoken to before, came over one day and lectured me about how I need to leave my partner because he's evil and I'm too pretty. Lol, she had never met him before either.
Starting point is 00:24:56 What? Where did that come from? There was a lady saying that to you? Ashley's on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Tell us, who gave you a lecture in public? Well, it's happened a couple of times, but I think the most, or similar, but I think the most memorable would be I was in the bathroom at an event, and there was like, you know, 10 toilets and a disabled toilet, and I used the disabled
Starting point is 00:25:21 toilet because I needed to. Yeah. I have a stoma bag. And when I came out, this lady on a walking stick must have been in her 70s and she goes, excuse me, in front of a whole line of people and said, and this has happened many times, and said, do you know these other toilets, eh? And I'm like, yeah, I know, and I needed that one. And she's like, well, that's good then.
Starting point is 00:25:42 And I'm like, wow. No apology. It's happened many times. You never would have used that toilet if you had seen somebody with a disability waiting in the queue. But I needed it. I wanted a disability. Isn't it so funny, Ashley, how people always assume, don't they? People assume that if you don't look like you've got a disability or if you don't look like you need it. Oh, you needed it as in you needed it for a medical reason. Yeah, I needed it.
Starting point is 00:26:08 I thought you meant you needed it because you were busting. No, no, no, I have a stoma bag. Yeah. I need it. Oh, my God, I've just Googled what a stoma bag is. My God, when you said you had a stoma bag, I thought you had a nice handbag and you needed a stall with a hook that you could hang the handbag on
Starting point is 00:26:22 because you didn't want to put your nice handbag on the ground. Well, we've educated everyone today about what a colostomy bag is. A colostomy bag is what we were talking about there. Yeah, and it's a good message, Ashley, to be like, even if someone doesn't look like they might need something, never assume. I was that pissed off. I, like, lifted my top up and showed her. Good on you.
Starting point is 00:26:41 And she still didn't say sorry. Yeah, because she knew she was in the wrong. Thanks, Ash. Great call. We appreciate it. I on you. And she still didn't say sorry. Yeah, because she knew she was in the wrong. Thanks, Ash. Great call. We appreciate it. I love this text. Someone said, I got shamed at a supermarket in Napier for an alleged bad driving and not wearing my mask correctly.
Starting point is 00:26:55 I had it slightly down over my nose as I was wearing glasses and they kept staring at me. That happened so much in the mask era, didn't it? Yeah. Like everyone was like having a go at people. People were very titchy in the mask era. Yeah, this one's probably my favourite text that's come through. My child with autism was having a sensory overload at the checkout after waiting about 10 minutes in a long queue. The checkout operator looked down her nose
Starting point is 00:27:19 at me and said, wow, what a little brat he's been today. I politely said, oh, he's got autism and he's coped really well in here. She said, oh, he doesn't look like he has autism, to which I replied, you don't look stupid, but here we are. That's brilliant, Jen. That's so good. That is such a great comeback. I love it.
Starting point is 00:27:41 There you go. The moral of the story is- Don't lecture people you don't know in public. Shut your mouth. Unless it's really, really warranted. And a stoma bag is not a fashion accessory. No. I've learned that.
Starting point is 00:27:55 No. It's not. Nice bag, babe. Thanks. It's stoma. That's not what that is. Okay. Bree and Clint. Put your hands up. Put your hands up.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Put your hands up. And you. And you. And you. Put your hands up. Put your hands up for Detroit.
Starting point is 00:28:17 I love this city. That's what happens when I put the mics on a bit early. You guys didn't realize that, did you? No. Thought we were just in here listening to the songs as normal. No, that's the performance I'm getting. Sorry. Let's win some KFC chicken dollars for some people.
Starting point is 00:28:42 It's the one second song challenge where we guess songs as quickly as we can. Dina's going to join Team Bree. G'day, Dina. Hi. I love a bit of D on my team, so welcome aboard. You guys are D&B. D&B, Dina. You and I.
Starting point is 00:28:57 D&B versus A&C. Ashley. Hello, Ash. Hi. Oh, my God, our initials. We are A, B, C, D Oh my god we are Wow I love a pattern
Starting point is 00:29:08 Easy as 1, 2, 3 Ashley You and me are going to take this thing out And you're going to walk away with 50 KFC chicken dollars I can already see it happening Absolutely Dana That's probably what's going to happen
Starting point is 00:29:19 What Clint said Claudia's going to run the game Hi Claudia Hello Happy Friday Happy Friday So close to Christmas Oh my god Claudia's going to run the game Hi Claudia Hello Happy Friday Happy Friday So close to Christmas Oh my god
Starting point is 00:29:29 Claudia fits into the sea And if Ella was here We'd have ABCDE But I'm a double up Yeah ABCCDE I'll change my name to Fiona Perfect
Starting point is 00:29:38 Love it You're now Fiona Okay Fiona fart face Just Fiona's fine You took it too far. This is the one second song challenge. I'm going to start a song from the beginning and you just need to buzz in with your name,
Starting point is 00:29:50 tell me the artist's name and the song title. First team to three points takes home the win. Can do. So the theme, for no reason other than I wanted it to be, these are all debut songs from big artists. That's an interesting category. So Bree and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Show us how it's done.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Buzz in with your name if you know it. Here it is. Brie. Brie. Kesha TikTok. Nailed. That's her specialty category. Kesha.
Starting point is 00:30:20 That's my only specialty category. That and Ellie Goulding. We're on the back foot, Ash, but you're going to draw us level with this one, okay? You're going to get this one. Okay. Come on, Dina. Okay, Dina, Ashley, buzz in with your names for this song.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Dina. Dina. This is Olivia Rodrigo with the driver's license. Yes, Dina. Dina. This is Olivia Rodrigo with the driver's license. Yes, Dina! Nailed it! Wow. Crushed it. So good.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Go, Dina! Okay, Ashley, we are really on the back foot here, but we're going to do it. We're going to do it. Can be done. This is down to you now, Clint. You have to get this one. Okay, Brian Clint, this is for you. Clint.
Starting point is 00:31:10 That is Ed Sheeran A-Team. Did you notice what he did there? He said his name and let the song play a little bit more. I did hear that. Ed Sheeran A-Team. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. The audience roasted you. It is my job.
Starting point is 00:31:27 I have the responsibility of recognising the song, then buzzing in and pausing the song as well. Okay, I'll push the buttons next week. But you got it right. You're still in the game. The audience. It's funny to think that that was his debut song, eh? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:43 Sometimes you forget. He had so many hits from that album. his debut song, eh? Yeah. Sometimes you forget. He had so many hits from that album. Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, listen to me. Gina. I'm getting roasted in here. I don't want it to be for no reason. I need you to get this next one, okay? I need you to do it.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Fine. Okay, okay, okay. Gina, finish this roast turkey, all right? I will. Okay, good luck, guys. Here's your song. Gina. Gina's your song. Dina. Dina.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Damn it. Yeah, it is One Direction and... I don't know. Sing it, sing it. Oh, we could have this, Ash. One Direction and... We could have this. Ashley, can you name the song?
Starting point is 00:32:31 Is it You Don't Know You're Beautiful? Pretty close. I'll give that. Yeah? Okay. I love it. That's right, Dina. You were right there, mate.
Starting point is 00:32:40 You were right there. Ooh. Me won. All right, tie break. All right, that means Dina and Ashley, you guys can both buzz in. We're all in play for this last round. Okay. I will say this is the hardest song of the lot.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Okay. Just to keep it fun. Okay. Everyone's in for this one. Whoever's name I hear first, I'll come to. Here's the song. Good luck, everybody. Brie. Brie.
Starting point is 00:33:04 That is Taylor Swift. What? And that is Tim McGraw. Yes! Yes! We did it! Well done, Team DMV. You guys get 50 KFC chicken dollars. God, it's good to love country music at this point in the game.
Starting point is 00:33:33 Dina, we'll get that KFC out to you, mate. Nice work. Tim McGraw. It's a great song. Is it? Banger. Yeah. Congratulations, guys.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Brianne Clint. I want to talk about Taylor Swift for a second because I'm a big fan. But the American Heart Association has talked about Taylor Swift this week. Okay. So the American Heart Association has announced that Taylor Swift's recently released song, it's from The Vault, called You're Losing Me. It has the perfect tempo to perform a life-saving manoeuvre, otherwise known as CPR. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Okay. So let's have a listen. Apparently it has the exact amount of beats per minute that's like perfect to do CPR to. Oh my God, it's got a heartbeat in it. I'd never realised that until now. The beat is a heartbeat. Unfortunately named.
Starting point is 00:34:31 You're losing me Yeah, true. If you're performing CPR on somebody. I won't start anymore I even listened to the lyrics. How did you guys not think about that? I did not think about that. Buzzy.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Yeah. So, is the idea that if you have to perform CPR, you go, hey, Alexa, play Taylor Swift. Yes. You're losing me. Yeah, exactly. They've released playlists before, which are the best CPR songs, so the best songs to do hand-only CPR.
Starting point is 00:35:03 I've grabbed a few from the list. Do you want to take a listen? Yeah. So these are some of the best songs to do CPR to, which I believe CPR, the compression rate for CPR is like 100 to 120 beats per minute. Yeah. So for songs like similar to that, that's when it's really good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Because you can keep in time. Twice per second. Twice per second. Okay. So the first one, and it's funny because it's BG Staying Alive. So that's a better name. And it's got a good message when you're doing the CPR. So you pump on the ha, ha, ha, ha.
Starting point is 00:35:41 And then I heard, maybe check this, but I heard that you do the breathing on Staying Alive. Staying Alive. So you go pump, pump, pump, pump. Breathe. Breathe them alive. Breathe. Breathe them alive.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Pump, pump, pump. Yeah. Good one to do it to, eh? Yeah. The next one that I pulled from the list was the most streamed song in New Zealand this year from Miley Cyrus. You can kind of hear the beat. It's got like a solid beat.
Starting point is 00:36:15 Must be every second one. Yeah, maybe. The next one on the list was Dua Lipa's Levitating. Man, I really need to do a first aid course. A little fresher. Because the songs are great, but I actually don't know what I'm doing. Have you done a first aid course before? Oh, you've never done one?
Starting point is 00:36:40 With kids, you should do one. Yeah. Like, it makes it even more important. Yeah. Yeah. You're okay, I know that. Thank Yeah. Like, it makes it even more important. Yeah. Yeah. You're okay. I know that. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:36:46 I was trying to be supportive. The next one on the list was this massive hit from Lato. Yeah, these are songs that give you the perfect rhythm for CPR. Another one was Cool for the Summer from Demi Lovato. Oh, no thanks. I'm just picturing. If I was having cardiac arrest and they put this song on, I'd go, just let me die.
Starting point is 00:37:21 You don't like this song? I quite like it. Buddy time. Okay, what about this one from Lizzo? Maybe this is the one. Cancel the ambulance. Maybe this one you'll choose from Lizzo instead. Yeah, now we're talking.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Yeah. Well, there it is, your CPR playlist. You missed one. What one did I miss? If they're really in trouble and you really need to help them. Yeah. No, that's when you got the defibrillator. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:59 But anyway, a good message, like Clint said, a good message is go do a CPR course. Go do a first aid course, totally, yeah. Yeah, go do a first aid course. You never know when you're going to need it, but they're the songs that you'll have on your playlist. The Darude one is not true, by the way. That was a joke.
Starting point is 00:38:16 Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie. Let's go, baby. Friday, another Friday Oki for your enjoyment. We sing as good as we possibly can with a professional audio engineer. He then polishes it up and presents it back to us. We play it to you and you pick the winner. We try and pick something fun and different every week.
Starting point is 00:38:44 And this week, Bree's chosen a Kasia song. I love this song so much. And I think it'll be a fun one. We are who we are. From 2010. Is that? 13 years old, this song. Wow.
Starting point is 00:39:04 So who's got the best cashier on them? We play them. You listen, then you call in critique. You can criticise, you can... Say whatever you want to say. You can say whatever you want. But you need to vote. Here it comes.
Starting point is 00:39:16 Bree picked the song, so she'll go first. Here's Bree's cashier. Good luck. Hot and dangerous. If you're one of us, then roll with us. Because we make the hipsters fall in love. And we've got our hot pants on and up. And yes, of course we do.
Starting point is 00:39:35 We run in this town just like a club. And no, you don't want to mess with us. Got Jesus on my neck. Got that glitter on my eyes Stockings ripped all up the side Looking sick and sexified So let's go, let's go Tonight we're going hard, hard, hard, hard, hard
Starting point is 00:40:00 Just like the world is ours, ours, ours, ours, ours We're tearing it apart, part, part, part, part, part You know we're superstars, we are who we are We're dancing like we're dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Our bodies going nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom We'll be forever young, young, young, young, young, young You know we're superstars We are who we are
Starting point is 00:40:29 Smashed it. Bresher on the ones and twos. Ebbs Bresher. Absolutely crushed it. Oh, I don't know. Well done. There were some shaky bits, but, you know, we are who we are. We are who we are.
Starting point is 00:40:44 And now it's your time to be who you are. And I just want you guys to remember, I am who I am, okay? Yep. Before I play that, I am who I am. Mate, it's going to be great. I am capable of what I am capable of. Good luck, mate. This may or may not be it, but here it is.
Starting point is 00:40:57 I've given it my all. Hot and dangerous. If you're one of us, then roll with us. Because we make the hipsters fall in love When we got our hot pants on and up And yes, of course we does We're running this town just like a club And no, you don't wanna mess with us
Starting point is 00:41:14 Got Jesus on my necklace Us, us Got that glitter on my eyes Stockings ripped all of the sides Looking sick and sexy fight So let's go, let's go Tonight we're going hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard Just like the world is ours, ours, ours, ours, ours, ours
Starting point is 00:41:40 We're tearing it apart, part, part, part, part, part You know we're superstars We are who we are We're dancing like we're dumb Our bodies going nom nom We'll be forever young You know we're superstars We are who we are
Starting point is 00:42:04 Nothing to worry about Nothing to worry about. Nothing to worry about. Someone texted and said, you both sounded like seals during the chorus. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. Bit of fun. It was a bit of fun.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Who wants to vote on that one? 0800 dial ZN. We're looking for five people to call, critique, give us some feedback on it, and ultimately pick the winner of Friday-oke. If you're up to the challenge, you can give us a call right now. The phone lines are open.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Back to Friday-oke. Friday-oke! Bet some people wish they lost our frequency for that. The challenge was Kasia. The outcome was Brie. The challenge was Kasia. The outcome was Bree. We're dancing like we're dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Our body's going numb, numb, numb, numb, numb, numb.
Starting point is 00:42:52 And me. We're dancing like we're dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Our body's going numb, numb, numb, numb, numb, numb. And we've got five people lined up to give us their feedback and vote on the winner of Fridayoke. Second to last Fridayoke of the year. Welcome to the show, Chelsea. G'day, Chels.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Oh, hello. What are your thoughts? What's your feedback for this week? Um, well, my vote goes to Brie. I'll take it, mate. Who do you think sounded more like a seal during the chorus? Was it me or was it Brie? I think Clint sounded like he was trying a wee bit too hard.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Ouch, not the question. Thanks, Chelsea. Have a great weekend. Thanks, Chelsea. People love to roast us on this, eh? Isla's here. Hi, Isla. Hi, Isla. Hi. You won't roast us, will you? Will I?
Starting point is 00:43:51 Isla, you say whatever you want to say, mate, and then we need to hear your vote. I think three. Okay. I'll take it, Isla. Appreciate it. We appreciate it. You have a great weekend.
Starting point is 00:44:01 Let's go to Sophie. I know $800 at the end. Hey, Soph. Hi, Soph. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, Sophie. Who do you think had the better ketchup? I think Sophie did really well, but I have to vote for Clint.
Starting point is 00:44:12 He put way more effort into it, I think. Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough. We appreciate you, Sophie. Thank you very much. Have a good weekend, Soph. Someone's texted in. They said, I can definitely hear Clint's nasal problems coming through.
Starting point is 00:44:24 No, I had surgery to fix that. There are no more nasal problems. Might need to go back for round two. Gets closed up again. Rhys is here. Hi, Rhys. G'day, Rhys. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. Thank you, Rhys. Who's your vote for this week, mate? Well, it has to go to
Starting point is 00:44:40 Bree. I'm an avid Clint supporter, but Clint, that ain't it. That ain't it, bro. No, I can appreciate that. I can. Thank you for the constructive feedback. Hey, Rhys, welcome to Team Bree, Rhys. Welcome aboard.
Starting point is 00:44:54 He's converted. One more from Nora. Hi, Nora. Hi, Nora. Hi. How old are you, Nora? I'm eight. You're eight.
Starting point is 00:45:03 And do you listen to Friday Oaky every week? Yeah. Okay, good. So who's your vote for this week? I vote for Brie. She's voted for Brie. I will take it, Nora. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Have a good weekend. An absolute... Okay. Rubbing. She's so cute. Congratulations. Congratulations. I mean, I've been called Kesha many times in my life, so I feel like I needed to bring it this week.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Because you're a bit dirty. And I've got a lot of glitter in places you don't want glitter. You look like you've come out of a dumpster. Excuse you. That's only on Sunday mornings. Bree and Clint. Not anymore. Has been recognised by the American Heart Foundation
Starting point is 00:45:48 as the song with the right tempo for performing CPR. Can I just rescind all the advice that I gave around CPR earlier? We shouldn't be giving advice. We've had multiple messages from doctors saying, that's not how you do CPR. It's 30 on two breaths. Yeah, they said, don't do as many breaths as what Clint said. We said lots of things.
Starting point is 00:46:09 I'll just say, don't listen to us. Don't listen to us. Go do a first aid course. That's what you can listen to us for. To the doctors that are listening, we appreciate you and everything you do, including telling us when we're wrong. We are dumb, you are smart.
Starting point is 00:46:24 And we recognise that. Let's do a birthday banger. Something we do know a little something something about is birthday banger turning your birthdays into the number one songs on your 16th. Who's up first? Amanda. Hello Amanda. Hello Amanda.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Hi. What's the plans for the weekend Amanda? Not much. H. What's the plans for the weekend, Amanda? Not much. Hanging out with the kids, maybe some swimming and some going down to Mission Bay, things like that. Hell yeah. That sounds lovely. Nice to be able to get in Mission Bay without the risk of raw sewage floating past now, isn't it? That's right. Well, we were thinking of just walking, but, you know, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Yeah. I just appreciate when I get in the water at Mission Bay that a poo log doesn't bump me in the side of the head, you know? I always like the risk. Really? You like poo dodging? Yeah, you never know. You never know. Amanda, what's your birthday?
Starting point is 00:47:14 It's the 7th of September, 1977. All right. That means you were 16, Amanda, in 1993. And back on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. Oh, my God. Hang it up. We've found our winner. What a tune.
Starting point is 00:47:34 From the four non-blondes. What's up? You a fan, Amanda? Oh, as far as old songs go, it's a great song. It's a great song. Quick room read. Claudia, you're a fan? Yeah, let's play it. Ella, you're a fan songs go, it's a great song. It's a great song. Quick room read. Claudia, you're a fan? Yeah, let's play it.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Ella, you're a fan? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a big fan. Fun fact, the woman who's singing that wrote the song Beautiful for Christina Aguilera. Oh, I thought you were going to say, fun fact, the woman singing that, blonde. I don't think she is. Wait there, Amanda, we're going to do a birthday banger for Zoe. Kia ora, Zoe.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Hi, Zoe. Hi. How are you? What are you doing for the weekend, Zoe? I've got my friend's birthday party tomorrow night. How good. How old are they turning? She's turning 18.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Perfect. Oh, that's a big one. Well, gear up for that, Zoe. Let's get you ready for that with your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? The 16th of February, 2006. for that, Zoe. Let's get you ready for that with your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? The 16th of February, 2006. All right, Zoe. That means you were only 16 last year in 2022.
Starting point is 00:48:34 And on your birthday, this was number one. Tune from Lude. I love that remix from Lude. I love that remix from Lude. What do you think, Zoe? I reckon it's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good, Zoe. It's no for non-blondes, but it's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:48:55 Let's go to Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hello. What are you doing for the weekend? I've got my fiancé's work due tonight, and then the rest of the weekend probably just chilling. Recovering? Do you want to go to your fiancé's work due tonight and then the rest of the weekend probably just chilling. Recovering? Do you want to go to your fiancé's work due or do you have to go to your
Starting point is 00:49:10 fiancé's work due? I want to go to it. Okay, that's good. Do you have to behave? I'm going to sober drive. Oh, you're a good partner, Caitlin. Good for you. Okay, well, what's your birthday? 4th of August, 1999.. Alright, that means you were 16 in the year 2015. And let me take you back to your 16th with this one. I know Caitlin likes it because she's singing it.
Starting point is 00:49:41 Yeah, that's a good song. Are you a One Direction Caitlin? Yep. I like that song from One Dire it. Yeah, that's a good song. Are you a One Directioner, Caitlin? Yep. I like that song from One Direction. Yeah, me too. I don't know if I like it enough to sway me. I'll just say management would really like us to play the One Direction song. Well... They'd really like us to play the One Direction song.
Starting point is 00:50:00 You know, if they would, then they should be here on a Friday at 5.30 and I can't see them anywhere. So I guess it's for non-blondes. Funny that. Hey, Amanda. Amanda, you're the winner of Birthday Banger. Yes, all the kids are going nuts in the background. I love it.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Hey, have a great weekend. I feel still. Brinklin's in him. Get up that great big hill of hope. in the background. I love it. Hey, have a great weekend. Brie and Clint, ZM. Brie and Clint. ZM, Brie and Clint. That's Four Non Blondes. It's the winner of Birthday Banger today from 1993 for Amanda.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Tune. Tune. Absolute tune. We are going to give away a double pass to Coldplay before six o'clock. The Activator has not played for that yet,
Starting point is 00:50:49 but it is coming up, so stay listening for it. What I would like now is if we could get a couple of men to call up on 0800-DIAL-ZM. I want to run an experiment. Couple of the lads, eh?
Starting point is 00:50:59 Couple of the lads on the line. I want to run an experiment. Ooh, with the lads. Hey, if you want to experiment with the lads on this show, you are welcome. This is a safe space. We're all allies here, Clint. An experiment is what I want to do next.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Oh, I see what you did. Using some men. I see what you did. Yeah, I'm curious. Ooh, I'm so excited for Clint to have his first experiment with men. Not like that, not like that, not like that, okay? But what would be your type though? Shut up.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Can I get some men on the phone? Brian Clint. I said I wanted some men to conduct an experiment with and the men have obliged. And we support you in your decisions later in life. No, it's not like that. It's never too late. It's never too late. It's about, it's to do with aviation.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Okay. There's been a study done that says, they've asked men, they've asked them this very specific question. Actually, I'm going to read it word for word. Okay. The wording is important. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:54 The question was, do you think you could safely land a passenger aircraft with air traffic controls guidance? Absolutely not. You may say that, but you are not a man, okay? So it's men specifically that... That have answered this question. Yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:52:12 Can I ask what would you say? And answer honestly, like we're all in a safe space. I know that I couldn't. No, no, no. That's not the question. That's not the question. Answer the question that they ask. Yeah, I reckon they could talk me through it.
Starting point is 00:52:28 I'm quite technically capable. I love the confidence. So I've amassed a panel of men to go through this. Jacob's here. Hi, Jacob. Hi, Jacob. How are you going? We're good.
Starting point is 00:52:38 Just before I ask you the question, do you have any aviation experience? No, none at all. Okay, good to hear. Jacob, the question is, do you think you could safely land a passenger aircraft with air traffic controls guidance? Oh, I think I could do it fairly well.
Starting point is 00:52:52 You know, I'd give it a good press. How big of a plane are we talking, Jacob? Do you reckon you could handle? It doesn't matter, eh, Jacob? Oh, yeah, big as you can go. It's easy enough on Grand Theft Auto, so, you know. It's just joysticks. It's just a couple of joysticks, right?
Starting point is 00:53:10 Same thing. Air traffic control. Air traffic control. Who's there? And Jacob's like, yeah, g'day, guys. It's Jacob here. Don't worry about it. I've played Grand Theft Auto.
Starting point is 00:53:21 No, he's dead. Okay, thank you, Jacob. Okay, that's one. Let's go to Adrian. Hi, Adrian. Hi, Adrian. Are you a pilot, Adrian? Have you ever flown a plane?
Starting point is 00:53:35 You've flown a radio control plane. Okay, great. Jacob. Adrian, sorry. Do you think you could safely land a passenger aircraft with air traffic controls guidance? Oh, shit, I'll give it a good go. I mean, you want to get out and I'll give it a go, eh?
Starting point is 00:53:53 Adrian, Adrian, if I'm on this plane, I don't want you to put your hand up going, I'll give it a crack. I'll give it a good crack. I'll give it a crack. If you're on the plane as well, we might as well do a barrel roll and do a couple of trips while we're at it. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Yeah. Might as well go down swinging, you reckon, Adrian? Okay, thank you for your honesty, Adrian. We've got one more man on the man panel, and it's Greg. Hi, Greg. Hey, how are you going? We're good, thanks, Greg. Greg, have you ever flown a helicopter, an aircraft, light or heavy?
Starting point is 00:54:20 I'll tell you what, when I was at university, I got a high as a kite. Does that count? Yeah, it counts. Yeah, it definitely counts. How high are we talking? I'm truly qualified. Are we talking 14,000 feet, Greg, or what? Wait, I couldn't tell you the times, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Cruising altitude. Greg's a cracker. Greg, the final man on our man panel. Do you think you could safely land a passenger aircraft With air traffic controls guidance Damn right and I'd stand up for the award too I love men Greg's under the influence
Starting point is 00:54:55 I love men I don't know if I want Greg getting out there That's 100% In America when they polled men The reason it's made the news is 50% of men said, yeah, I could do it. And they were like, 50%? You guys are crazy. Here in New Zealand, we've just surveyed...
Starting point is 00:55:09 Pussies. We've just surveyed four guys and got 100%. Greg's still there. Greg. I think Greg... I'm going to have a laugh on a Friday. Hey, Greg. Greg, be honest with me.
Starting point is 00:55:19 Are you high right now? No. No, no, no. Not at all. Not at all. I'm a plumber. So, I mean, the pipe fumes may have influence. Greg's like, I'm a plumber, so I will be shortly.
Starting point is 00:55:30 But no, not right now. Hey, Greg. Have a good weekend, Greg. Thank you for your honesty, mate. We appreciate it. All good. Have a good one. See you, babe.
Starting point is 00:55:37 So there you go. As long as there is some men on your plane, there'll at least be someone to give it a go. We're not guaranteeing you'll be safe. We've got someone who will give it a go. I don't know if I want people to to give it a go. We're not guaranteeing you'll be safe. We've got someone who will give it a go. I don't know if I want people to just give it a go. I feel like it's a pretty big responsibility to just give it a go.
Starting point is 00:55:54 This is the thing you can do, okay? If you're in a relationship with a man, text him right now. Text him that exact question and say, do you think you could safely land a passenger aircraft with air traffic controls guidance? The odds of him replying, yeah, I reckon, are very high.
Starting point is 00:56:11 Just a quick poll from the producers who are both ladies. Do you think you could land a passenger plane with the guidance? No, definitely not. I do. I think I'd be calm, cool and collected. Gen Z, eh? You barely have your driver's licence. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:56:26 I've had it for ages. Haven't you already had a crash in your car? I've had two Z-ins. Brianne Clint. Right now, we need to get into these statistics that have been released because they can be quite disturbing to some of our listeners. Yeah. Quite disturbing to me, actually.
Starting point is 00:56:42 So there's a survey that's been conducted over in the UK, where they've asked over 2,000 Brits about their washing habits. Yeah. Everything from showering to washing their clothes, all that type of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I have the results. Okay. So,
Starting point is 00:56:59 are you ready for this? Yeah, yeah. So when they asked 2,000 Brits, out of the women, 81% said that they change their briefs or boxes every day. Ooh, only 81%? Only 81%. So that's 19% that aren't. So one in five women don't change their undies every day.
Starting point is 00:57:22 Yeah. Okay, Yep. When it came to the men, 54% of the men said they were changing their briefs or boxes with every wear. The other 40 something percent 46
Starting point is 00:57:37 said they weren't. To make things even worse, a lot of them said that they weren't changing their underwear for at least four to five wears. Who the hell is keeping the same pair of undies on for five days? Disgusting! When you talked about this earlier when we were having lunch, which disgusting time to bring it up, by the way. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:58:00 One of our producers pointed out that that means that these men are climbing out of their dirty undies to have a shower and then after they're clean, they're putting their dirty undies back on. Or are they rotating multiple dirty pairs? Like, are they letting them air out? You know what I'm saying? Or, or, or the most disgusting option of all, they're just not showering. Or they're not showering at all.
Starting point is 00:58:21 So they're wearing five-day-old undies on five-day-old balls. Ugh. I hope it's a cold climate. It is, but still. That's an infection waiting to happen, isn't it? Oh, the pong. I think if I, like, I said off-air to you guys, like if I went on, like, a show like Celebrity Treasure Island
Starting point is 00:58:40 or a show where, you know, you didn't have, like, a regular shower and washing machines and all that the one thing that i'd be able to get by as long as i had clean underwear every day yeah i feel like i'd be okay it's the base layer it's the but it is the basic like like the base layer that you need it's like a pizza you got it if you don't have the base what else do you have like i don't think i've ever worn my underwear for two days in a row. I don't wear my undies for 24 hours. Like...
Starting point is 00:59:10 Who thinks? Imagine the smell. Yeah. I don't want to. The farts that would, like, build up. The fungus. Disgusting. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:59:21 That is the end of the show. Thank you so much for joining us, everybody. And thank you to those who didn't spoil the Squid Game result for me because I still haven't seen it and I'm going home to watch it tonight. Yeah, Merry Christmas to everyone apart from that one guy that spoiled it on our podcast group. Some people suck, eh? Why do you?
Starting point is 00:59:38 Why? Yeah. It could have been an honest mistake. Could have been. Didn't seem like it, but could have been. Yeah, could have been. But if you're that person that gets enjoyment out of doing spoilers for people, then you need to go to therapy, I think.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Like, you honestly do, because there's obviously a deep-rooted piece of trauma. For those who are invested in the wager, which we placed around whether Brie gave the right or wrong date for the Squid Game release, which I got wrong. And the bet was I either had to shave part of my eyebrow off or pay $100 cash to Brie. Which I said I would treat the producers and I to a free lunch from you. The results. I only have one eyebrow now. I think it looks great I personally think You look better
Starting point is 01:00:28 Nah lunch was on me And we Thank you Don't we producers Thank you Clint So generous I got two beers Instead of one
Starting point is 01:00:36 We should do it every week I'm addicted to gambling What else can we bet on What's the weather for tomorrow For the ZM Christmas party I'll bet you a hundred bucks That it's sunny Have a great night everybody We'll catch you $100 that it's sunny.
Starting point is 01:00:46 Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow. No, we won't. It's Friday. See you on Monday. Bye. Bye.

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