ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 8th December 2025

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

What's your special nerdy skill?  Relatable chat: did you lose your diamond?  We want to talk to anyone who was ever in The Lord of the Rings.  A Gen Z vs Millennial clothing question.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC. What happens at 3pm? Stay at 3 p.m. Clint's all you can't. ZM's Brie and Clintz. Yo, what's going on everybody?

Man, there's a lot of Formula One chat going on around ZM today, which has never ever happened before, and it just shows you how popular that sport has been this year. It's drive to survive. It's just catapulted it, hasn't it? It's that. It's the Liam Lawson effect. It's having a New Zealander in there that people can cheer for.

Lando Norris took out the World Championship. Sorry, spoiler alert. Oh, if you don't know. It's everywhere. It's everywhere. McLaren, um, New Zealand. McLaren. Yeah, arguably, yeah.

Hey, it will always be New Zealander. Changed owners about 17 times. But yeah, it's still Bruce. OG. OG, yeah, yeah. OG New Zealand. They should let Liam Lawson drive for them. I think they're doing all right.

They finish first and second. I think they're going okay. Anyway, sports chat. We have a fun show on the way for you today. And Trady versus Lady is really important now. This is the week that matters for Trady versus Lady because there is approximately 10 games left and the ladies are five behind.

Yeah, the ladies, it's do or die. They really need to start winning now, or else they're in big trouble. Yeah. So, 50 bucks up for grabs. If you want to play, 0,800 dials at M right now. Play Z-Eams, Bree and Clint. Let's get into it. It's Trady versus Lady.

Three, two, one. Where the scores currently sit, the Trady's on 103. the lady's five behind on 98. Our lady is calling from Palmer's to North. She's 39 and she wants to get her dive ticket re-certified.

Welcome to the show, Catherine. Catherine. Hello. Hello. I assume you're talking about your scuba ticket? Yeah, the scuba ticket. That's the one. How many hours do you do to get your ticket? Well,

originally, I can't actually remember the thing is it was 10 years ago I last used it. Did you do it in the resort pool? I see people when you go to like you go to Fiji or something and there's people doing scuba lessons in the pool. Yeah, yeah, I did mine just in Wellington actually originally but yeah, you can do them in Fiji and that in the pools and then they drop you out in the ocean. Yeah, how good.

All right, well good luck with that, Catherine. You're taking on our tradies today who's calling from Auckland. He's 49 and he collects Lego. Welcome to the show, Spencer. Giday, Spencer. Good afternoon. What's the biggest Lego set you've built, Spencer? Probably the Black Pearl. Black Pearl.

Yeah. Have you done the Titanic? I've heard that's a big one. No, no, I haven't got that one. I'll go for the Timu version on that, I think. Teamery Titanic. Watch out Timu Titanic might sink. Your buzz is Trady.

Catherine, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets that $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Question number one, which driver from McLaren took out the F1 World. Yes, Spencer. Lando Norris? Lando Norris. It was Lando Norris.

Took it out by two points. Lucky to get away with the win, some say. All right, one to the Trades. Question number two. Which singer holds the most Grammy nominations ever with 99? Trady. Yes, Spencer. Taylor Swift?

No, not Taylor Swift. Great guess, though, Spencer. So, Catherine, do you want to stab at it? Oh, um, Beyonce? Yeah. It is Beyonce. She's also the most decorated Grammy winner as well. She's got 99 nominations and her husband's got 99 problems.

I mean, matchy match. Question number three, one a piece. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Tritie. Spencer. Kings a legal. on is correct. Well done, Spencer. Two on the board. Catherine,

you need this one to stay in at. Question number four. How does James Bond like his martini? Trady. Spencer for the win. Shaken, not stirred. There he is. In an incredibly important week for Trady versus Lady,

the trainees extend their lead to six. Well done, Spencer. Thank you. Thank you very much. Very, very good showing from you. Unlucky today, Catherine. Spencer was just too good. No worries. No worries.

ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Guys, did you catch the World Championship being won over the weekend? Formula One. Nah, not the Formula One. The World Championship. Which World Championship? The biggest World Championship that took place over the weekend. The Microsoft Excel World Championship.

God, what a time to be alive, hey? Talk about on the edge of your seat. They do it every year, and I love to tune into this stuff. The Excel spreadsheet World Championships. That's the one. Exists. Oh, is this your first knowledge of it? This is my first foray into the world of competitive Excel.

Let me open your mind. This has been going on. for a number of years. Okay. And it's where the best of the best in Microsoft Excel come together to see who is the ultimate champion. Wow. And they battle in Excel.

Yeah. It's a part of like e-sports. No. No. It is. Careful what terms you afford. It is. It's under the e-sports umbrella.

So these are athletes? Yes, they are. Okay. I mean, they train hard for this. They excel in their field. They sure do. I've got a clip here of a guy named Michael Jarman, who he was the world champion from last year.

Okay. Talking about the stiff competition this year. 2024 Microsoft Excel World Champion, Michael Jarman. After some of the performance I've seen today, absolutely terrified. Yaspur coming top with Python. And then every year this gets harder and harder. And even last year, I looked at the semi-final. I was like, ah, there's three or four people I'm not too worried about.

This year, I need to really even hustle to just get through the semi. I'm concerned. Wow. He is fully serious about this. Oh, they're fully serious. He's not kidding around. These people take it very seriously. And so they should because the winner wins $5,000.

Oh, not bad. Not a bad day out. Do you, is it good for your career, too? Like, if you're in a spreadsheet-based job, surely your company wants the bragging rights of employing the Excel world champion. I'd imagine so. I'd imagine so.

Like, putting that on your resume would definitely help you out. Like, imagine, you know how we all just put, oh, you know, experience in Microsoft Word. Proficient in PowerPoint. Proficient in PowerPoint. World champion in Microsoft Excel. I got to admit, I am impressed when I see

someone who can format cells on the fly, you know, and they go, oh, yeah, we'll grab this one and this will be the sum of this minus the sum of this one, and I just bone that one in there, and boom, that's going to calculate it for you. I'm not going to lie, I've never known how to use Microsoft Excel, and I don't plan to ever know. So it does impress me, you're right, and you should see these guys go. God, they're quick. Do they show it on Sky?

Is that sort of thing you can... I think it's on YouTube. Oh, okay. Look, it's still up and coming But eventually, yeah, I reckon it'll be on ESPN. Damn, gutted I missed her. Did the TAB offer odds on the Microsoft Excel World Championships? I reckon they would.

Yeah, wow. I thought we could ask the people this afternoon, what is your specialty nerdy skill? Like, what is the skill that you have where you're like, oh, this is a bit nerdy, but I'm proud of it. Yeah. I'm proud to have this skill. It might not be the stereotypical thing that gets the ladies.

Yeah. But you're so good at it. Like, what was his name? Michael, the X-R-World Championship. Michael Jarman. They can't help it. Yeah. But be impressed.

People would be quite shocked to know that my special skill is typing at an incredibly fast speed. Oh, yeah. You and Claudia were having a type-off today, and it was very heated in here. It was quite a good battle, actually. Brie got 88 words per minute. What was your PB, Claudia? I got 79. Oh my God, not even close.

I know. 79's still good, though. A full nine words behind Bree. It's 79's quick. Meet me back here tomorrow, okay? I'll warm up. Same time, same place. Same time, same place.

Same keyboard. What is the average? I've just Google, what is an impressive words per minute? Anything 80 plus is considered impressive. So close. With 100 plus being considered fast And an expert rate No, very fast for 100 plus

An expert rate is 120 plus words per minute. Their fingers must have been going like lightning. My whole life is just below impressive. As a one finger typeer, I don't stand a goddamn chance. I don't think you do. No, no, no. What do you got for us? 0,800 dials at em

Or you can text your specialty nerdy skill into 9696, and we'll share it with the people next. We were just talking about the Excel spreadsheet world championships, which are a thing, and there is a new world champion. Weirdly, we don't know their name. But I did have their name. It's quite hard to pronounce. Yeah, I'm not surprised.

But also, like, they're not going to be a household name. No. You know? Not yet. No, not ever. They could be if they win back to back Excel World Championships. No shade to our Excel specialists listening to the Brean Clint show. You're a necessary part of it.

any corporate environment. Or sporting, actually. Spreadsheets very good for stats. Very good for stats. But you're not going to get the, you know, you're not going up in the Hall of Fame. In the Excel Hall of Fame? In the Excel Hall of Fame, I guess.

You know, like to people in the Excel world, you could be their hero. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are there, Jonah Lomu. So we asked, what is your specialty but nerdy skill? And there are some good ones coming through. Someone said, guys, I can eat two steaks in 30 seconds. What? I need more details.

I need more details. What type of steak, what weight, and how do you have that steak cooked? Is it easier to cook a more well-done steak than a more rare steak? I feel like it's going to be more on the rare side, because the more you cook it, the chewy area gets. I reckon there's a line. I reckon maybe a medium well would give you some good. You reckon, I reckon it's a medium rare to get it down as quick. I find those raw ones quite chewy.

Anyway, more detail, please. Someone else said, I can recite 200 digits of pie, but only if I do it in a song. So? Can we get that person on the phone? That is crazy. I think Mel Bracewell, I think that's one of her skills, is she knows pie to a ridiculous amount. Do you know any pie? I know the 3.1 bit.

Okay. What do you know? I know Apple. I know rhubarb. I know shepherds. I know cottage. I know. Cream.

Cream. I know. Do you want me to keep going? Steak and cheese. 3.14159-9-2-6-5-3-359. That's what Google told me. Right. See, I couldn't tell you one.

I did chili chicken pie on the weekend. Yum. Yeah, very good. Hard to eat while walking the dog. Anyway, back to these. Someone said we're up to nerdy skill. Someone said I can peel a potato just under the size of a softball in 9.5 seconds.

That's amazing. Do you think that's the single peel technique where they keep turning the potato and it's like one continuous potato peel? My dad can do that with an apple. Oh, yeah. And a pocket knife. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's quite a skill.

What about this one? I can answer any math's question within five seconds. We're trying to get that person on the phone because we want to... I want to know. You know, I knew a person. I went to, I was going to say university, polytech with a person. who can give you any word or name in reverse instantly up to three syllables. What the hell?

Yeah. That's such a weird skill. You say nicotine and they can give it to you backwards instantly. Yeah. We've got our person who can sing pie to 200 places on the phone. Alicia. Or Elshah. Elshar.

Hi. Hi. Hello. Can you recite a bit of pie for us right now, Mad. Yeah, I want to hear the song. 3.14-159 This is pie, followed by 26, 53589

The Comference of a dire 799 And 3-2-3-O-MG Catch you see it and book A few more I call like that song That's good It's to the tune of

The Nutcracker Is it the Nutcracker? Is that the Nutcracker? Is that the Nutcracker? I think it might be Elshah, has this skill ever benefited you? Like have you ever found a practical use for this, apart from it being your party trick? Not really, only when I'm homesick and trying to recite more. Yeah, fair enough.

How old are you, Elshah? I'm 13. 200 places at 13. Yeah, can I say don't lose that skill, because it'll definitely come in handy later in life, even for a party trick. So keep practicing. Yeah, good for a bit.

Thanks, Elia. We asked, what's your nerdy specialist skill? Someone said, my son's skill is the arm fart. oh my god it's a lost art form the arm fart I can't do it anymore I think you lose it after you get to a certain age I think when your hands get to a certain size and as a man when your pits get to a certain hairiness

you lose the seal remember I used to... Hold on hold on, hold on let's try I feel like I used to wet my hand oh yeah okay okay oh yeah close close oh wait give me a go

I'm back, baby. All right. In case you couldn't tell, we have nine shows until Christmas. Z.N.'s, Brian Clint. Time for the team. Ignore that bit. From L.A. with Dean, the biggest story in entertainment over the weekend was Netflix buying all of Warner Brothers. Tell us about it.

Oh, so, I've got to tell you, this has really riled people in holidays. Hollywood, some for many a game. So the plan is they've proposed to Netflix to buy Warner Brothers, film and television studio and HBO Max for $125 billion New Zealand dollars. Billion, wait, $125 billion. Billion. $1.000 to be. That's wild.

It's making it one of the biggest deals in the history of the world. I mean, when Twitter sold it was for $44 billion, this is $125 billion deal. Now, it will mean that they have an unimaginable amount of power and control over the entertainment industry. Actually, interestingly, Paramount, we're actually bidding against Netflix to buy Warner Brothers HBO, and it has gone to Netflix. But there is still one thing, though. This still needs to basically be cleared by regulatory and shareholder approvals. I think shareholders, I think they'll be into it. Yeah.

Regulatory. I don't really know the legal's behind it, but I'm sure there might be some arguments against it. I know Jane Fonda came out over the weekend, livid about it. She thinks that this is going to kill the entertainment industry. But it's interesting. So what does it mean for us, regular people out in the world? Netflix has assured us that nothing is changing. Look, let's be honest, everyone's wondering,

all their Netflix subscription go up. I know what you're all thinking. Apparently, no, that's the Goss is that it isn't changing for now. I don't know what will be happening next, but it's planned. I saw a meme that someone. put up the other day, they were like, Warner Brothers spent $125 billion, oh, Netflix spent $125 billion on Warner Brothers,

but they said they were too poor for you to share an account with your mum's house. Remember they locked everyone out of the double sharing? Oh, we're losing money. We've been losing money every year. But that's crazy to me is, well, one, does that mean that going to the cinemas will end? Because Netflix want you to watch movies on your couch.

They don't want you to go to the cinemas to watch films. But also, Dean, why is Warner Brothers for sale? Why is this 102-year-old, I thought, incredibly successful film company even for sale in the first place? Oh, great question. I don't know. I guess everything is. Everything has a price, right, Dean. If you got $1.25 billion.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I see what you mean. Yeah, I didn't know it was for sale. I didn't know why, but I guess the shareholders are just like, yeah, let's make the cash. The problem for me with this is that when you don't have multiple companies in the same area, then it just makes

one company so incredibly powerful. And they control all the stories. And they control everything. There's no competition. And so they can charge whatever they want. They can pay people whatever they want, you know? So that's the real worrying part for me.

The price is mind blowing as well. And that's the tea on the Warner Brothers Netflix deal with our man in Hollywood, D. McCarthy. Dead Am's Breed and Clint podcast. It's happened to all of us, Clint. When you lose a diamond,

you know? Everyone goes through it at some stage in their life. I've lost more diamonds than I care to keep track of. I've got so many losing diamonds stories. I've lost so many diamonds. I don't even have any diamonds. I don't know where any of them are. People talk about

losing their marbles as they age. We lose diamonds. That's the same for me, except my marbles are diamonds. Yeah. A whole sack of them. Hey, honey, bring you my sack of diamonds. Where do we keep the spare diamonds? Anyone want to lend of a diamond? We joke, but there's a woman over in Queensland

whose name is Leah, who has lost a diamond. Yeah. Whilst out shopping. Okay. She was at Big W, which is like Kmart. Okay. A store like Kmart. And she was kicking around the shops until she was at the checkout.

and she realised when she looked down on her hand that her engagement ring was missing a diamond. Not a good feeling. No, and I always wonder with those things, when you notice it, when did you lose it? Well, this is the thing. When did it fall out? Yeah.

Because obviously it's like a claw. Apparently it's quite trendy, this particular type of engagement ring where they're not like fully locked in properly because it looks better. and it's come out of the ring and she said to the lady at the shop she was like oh my god I've lost my diamond

Can a jeweller tell us why don't they put a little bit of glue in the back Why don't they glue them in a bit? Yeah do they not I don't know they kind of just wedge them in there right Does that ruin the clarity of the diamond Does it go a bit of gluey? Put a bit of gorilla glue on it Yeah

I don't see why not We've got a little clip here of Leah searching around the shop for the diamond My diamond fell out of my engagement ring this morning at the shops. I didn't even feel it fall out. I didn't feel it snag on anything. I just looked down to pay and it was gone. My new best friend Alex from Big W was on her hands and knees

looking for the diamond and she found it. She found her. Within this giant store, like as big as a Kmart. How? She has found the diamond. Oh. Isn't that what? That is literally the epitome of a needle in a haystack.

Yeah, it is. The diamond in a big W. A diamond is a big W. Oh my God. It wouldn't have just fallen and just sat. It would have rolled or would have bounced. Could it went anywhere. Should we have a new promo where we do diamond in a Kmart?

And we hide a diamond somewhere in a Kmart and whoever finds it first wins. Oh, my God. Can you imagine? And everyone can go looking for it. Anyway. That Kmart would get torn to shreds. Yeah, that's an oversight. I'd put the diamond inside, like, one of the vases.

Mm-hmm. And so... Just start smashing vases. And then when they haven't found it on the ground, I'd come over the speaker and I'd be like, the diamond is inside a vase. And then it would just be like a Greek wedding. You'd just hear, smash, smash, smash.

Be a good time. Yeah. I'd love to take part. If you guys are interested in that promo, yeah. Get in touch with our producer, Claudia. If the company that are now charging people 50 cents to rent a trolley are interested in the idea of us destroying one of your stores to find a diamond,

get in touch. Remember that time I really wanted to do a promo at Kmart where we played hide and seek. Yeah, yeah. So it's adult hide and seek. We have, let's say, 20 people and they all go and hide and then you and I are the seekers. And whoever we find last wins $10,000 to spend at Kmart.

Yeah, that's another good idea. We've just said it out loud, so that's ours, that one. Yeah, shotgun. That's copyright. And we'll do that anywhere. And if the warehouse, if the warehouse are listening. We'd love to do it at the warehouse. Yeah, we'd love to get you guys in a bidding war against each actually.

Yeah. First choice is the warehouse. Yeah, yeah. And guys, don't let us give it to IKEA. No, but we will. That's the last thing. We will go there if we have to. We will hide a diamond in IKEA if we need to.

I know where I'll be hiding it, wherever the meatballs are. So I can sit and eat While I watch people I think the diamonds Inside me We want to know where you lost your diamond This afternoon It could be more relatable

Than we joke Okay You may have lost out of a ring A necklace Or a bag of other diamonds That you carry on your waist Yeah Just the ones you carry in your handbag

Just in case Your road diamonds Where did you lose your diamond And did you get it back? Did you recover it? Or did you never find it again? And how big was it? How many carrots? Well, except stories about rubies?

Yep. Sapphires. Emeralds? Mm-hmm. No cubic zagonia's. That's where we draw along. Amethyst? Amethyst? No zagonias, though. No zagonias.

Just diamonds. And those other stones. Yeah. And the other stones. Opal? Yeah. Pearl? Yeah. Not a goonies.

The ZDM Podcast Network. Just a little bit of relatable diamond chat for you. We're wondering when you lost a diamond and did you get it back? We joke, but we've blown up with lost diamond chat. A lot of diamonds going missing. Turns out the people are losing their diamonds left right and centre. Someone on the text machine, which I don't know how I forgot about this incredible moment in television history. But they said, do you remember?

the moment that Kim Kardashian lost her diamond earring. What's wrong with you guys? My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone. Kim, there's people that are dying. Kim, there's people that are dying. It might be the greatest moment from the Kardashians ever. A friend of mine lost his engagement ring in the ocean. Oh.

And spent the rest of the holiday looking for it. Oh, nah. That's what insurance is for. It's gone. Did he have insurance? Yeah. Okay. Well, I assume.

Well, then why would he spend the rest of the time looking for it? It enters the ocean. That's the ocean's ring now. Yeah. Yeah. Unless you have someone who is a master. Nah. With one of those.

Nah. Nah. Because it was in the water. Yeah. What are you going to do? Underwater? Bebe, be, beep, beep. I'm pretty sure Kim never got a diamond ear ring.

If they can't find MH370, they can't find your ring in the water. Yeah. You know? That's true. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Nothing. Let's go to Lisa. I know 800 dials at him.

Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Did you lose a diamond, Lisa? I did. I lost a diamond earring. Where'd you lose it, Lease? I guess if you knew that, it wouldn't be lost, right? That's well, I know where I lost it.

Whereabouts? So at a campsite, I was blowdrying my hair, and it flicked out. Lisa. And I'm guessing it went down the drain. Lisa, one, you're wearing diamond earrings camping. And you're using a hair dryer whilst you can't pick, Lisa. Were you glabbing? Lisa, Lisa, was this your first time camping?

No, we've been going to the same campsite for 10 years, so definitely not my first time. We go before Christmas, so it was the morning of trying to get ready to go and have Christmas with the family. Oh, no. Would have been a rush. Were you in a hoover mood for the whole Christmas, Lease? Yeah, so I was lucky enough that insurance did pay out. I was able to get some replacement. How big was the diamond?

Just a little. I'm not, yeah. It's only a little earring. Nothing major. Hey, still, still a diamond. Still a diamond, Lisa. All right, well, glad it got replaced. That's a happy ending.

Thank you. Let's go to Grace. I know $800 a dim. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi. I believe we're talking about two lost diamonds, Grace. Two diamonds?

Yes, indeed. I lost a diamond out of my engagement ring. And I also lost a diamond erring. as well. How big was the diamond out of the engagement ring? It's not massive, massive, but it was like nearly a carrot. Ooh, that's decent. That's your, that's your diamond, you know?

That's the wedding diamond. We were signing real estate papers to sell her house. I looked down and the diamond wasn't in my ring. Oh, my God. No, and that was your down payment. Yeah, the agent at least. I'll take that off the insurance plan. I reckon you lose one more diamond grace

and you lose diamond privileges. I think... Well, I'm actually very lucky because I found both of them. What? Oh! Yes, yes. So the diamond out of my ring was sitting in the grout

under the dining table. Okay. And my diamond earring that I lost was on a massive... My parents' house had a big section over Christmas one year and claimed it on insurance and then two years later

my daughter was on the swing and found something shiny in the grass. What? Are you serious? After my dad had mowed the lawns for two years, like, non-stop. You're a diamond dog? I know. Your diamonds come back, really.

Yeah. Grace, you're lucky. I can lose another one. If you lost one more, though, if you lost one more, though, we're going to have to switch you over to gear big Zagonia's, and no one wants that, Grace. No, they don't. I was going to demote you. But no, you're good.

Okay, thanks, Grace. Texts, hi, I lost my diamond ring when I was in the park with my dog. He tried to grab the stick out of my hand, and his claw. managed to dislodge the diamond from my ring into the grass. It's never been seen again unfortunately. It wasn't a big diamond, but unbelievably unlucky. Yeah, that's so unlucky. What about this? On my mum's wedding day, the photographer took all the rings for photos and came back with one ring less, being one of my mum's diamond rings. To make it worse, it was lost outside. A year later, the wedding venue found the ring and gave it back. What are the chances?

Do you remember at Maddie MacLean's wedding And that woman lost her diamond engagement ring She lost the whole ring Mate I don't remember much from Maddie MacLean's wedding I was having a good time My diamond fell out of my ring at my daughter's touch game She didn't want to leave until we found it However I called off the search after two minutes

Diamond insurance darling Diamond insurance Why do you think we have insurance for our diamonds Darling? These diamonds are dispelled I can't get another diamond here in two hours, darling. Main diamond from my engagement ring, going through Auckland airport security after Luke Combs. I was running so late for our plane,

I didn't even bother to look for it because I didn't have time. We had insurance, though, and they replaced it with a better one. How bloody good is that? That's a win-win. What about this? I found a $7,000 gold and diamond ring. with a metal detector so it can be done.

What do you do, though? Because that's an ethical conundrum, isn't it? Yeah, well, I mean, how do you get it back to the person unless there's like a significant engraving on it? I feel like Facebook does a good job of finding people these trees. That's true. Yeah. I want you to send, well, you can't do this anymore because I'd say, send me a picture of you wearing the ring.

Oh, yeah. But they'll just use AI these days, won't they? Yeah, that's true. So. Someone else said, I can barely afford. to lose a cubic zagonia. You would be both. Yeah, you and me both.

You and me both, don't. The irony is, you would never lose a cubic zagonia. No. You could have that... You'd have it your whole life and you'd never lose it. You'd be like, I wish I could lose this gibbock zagonia. You're like, I can't get rid of this bloody thing. People say you can't tell the difference, but you can tell the difference.

Oh, you can tell. Well, we can tell. They smell different, I've heard. One smells like money. Yeah. And the other one doesn't. And they don't go missing. Yep, that's how you can tell what a you big cigar here is.

It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. Time for a game of how many. How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount. The game you win if you have the most something. Here to play with us today for the KFC Chicken Dollars is Amy. Kura, Amy.

Hi, Amy. Kiota, how are you guys? Good, thanks. Today's question is jewellery based. First of off, do you wear much jewelry? A little bit A little bit Okay

Because I think we're looking for the average number Like on a normal day Not on a special occasion Yeah, not if you go into a gala Sure thing Yep This is my everyday never take off That's the one

Very good Producer Ella What is our topic for today How many Pieces of jewellery Do you wear on the daily Yeah Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm Mm-hmm So count in your brains now everyone Yep You got it You got that number I got it. Amy, what's your number?

11. 11. Okay. Can you list them off for us? What are we talking here? I've got five rings, three bracelets, two earrings. Yeah. And a necklace.

Damn. Do you jingle when you walk? Not overly. Yeah, no. Your jingle bells personified. Yeah, yeah. Geez, with 11, I thought there was going to be some. Some jewellery you couldn't mention on the radio.

I like how Amy was like, not too many for me, 11. You must be a nightmare at the airport. Maybe, yeah. There's a lot of sentimental pieces in there, so, you know. Okay, Amy, I think this is going to be easy for you, but you need to pick the person you think you wear more jewelry than. And I know what you're thinking? You're going to pick the man, aren't you?

You're going to go, he doesn't wear much jewelry. But I will tell you this. I am married. I do have a, I do have a, I do have a, I did have, I have my ear pierced. And your eyebrow. And my eyebrow. So. Oh, any other piercing?

Not that I'm willing to disclose. All right. Okay. I'm still going to go with you, Clint. I think I have more than you. Okay. Lock me in. I think that's a safe bit.

I wear four. Nose. Nose. Two ears. In a nip. In a. Oh, sorry. Five.

Five. Claudia. You've already said this is an outrageous number, but I also have 11. 11. 11. Where? I've got nine earrings, a nose ring. And both nips.

And both nips. No, and a necklace. And some unmentioned. Nine earrings, grow up. Well, you would have won if you'd picked Bree. You would have drawn if you'd picked Claudia. Ella, what's your number? I have eight.

Eight. So up there, but not enough. Up where? Oh, shit. Take out your bloody Traegis piercing, all right, Gordia? Oh, my God, three. Sorry. No, it's my favourite one.

I used that mop. We all had our Traegis past at one point or off. I can have earrings in my 30s. Claudia's got a librette piercing. What the heck is that? I might go get a lip passing this afternoon. Amy, Amy, Amy, it's just me and you now, okay? Oh, my God.

You have 11 piercings. If I have 12 or more piercings, You cannot win Oh, this is going to be a big shock for you, Amy I don't think you have 12 No way Yeah, why is the suspense suspensing You're correct

He's got none I don't have a single piece of jewelry Not even a wedding ring Oh no way There you go Yeah Because it's boys not Boys night

Boys night Boys night Boys not Boy's not Yeah it's a real No I'm not going to say that Amy well down We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars

which doesn't seem like enough after making you suffer through all of that, doesn't it? I'm just so sorry, Amy. It's the end of the year. We've all lost it. Nine shows to go double it, 100 KFC Jiggin' Dollars. There you go. Yay. I like how Amy was like, I don't disagree with you.

Give me more. I was almost going to say it. Yes, Amy. A ZM's Breedclin podcast. You weren't here, but the Spotify raps came out the other day. Yeah. That's the sigh. I know it's generic, but that's the sigh of a parent

whose Spotify rap is not their own. Because yours doesn't count. No, but happy for you guys. What was your listening age? Because that was the new thing that Spotify put in there. I didn't pay any attention to it because none of the data was mine. No. Mine was 65.

You? Yeah. Okay. Which, I mean, I like older music. No, you do not. How would you know? Are you in my car? Not once.

Have I been around you And you've been like Oh, pop some Neil Young on Put some Credence Clearwater Revival One of my favourites That I play every week Since when?

Queen, I play every week Elvis The Bee Gs Okay, okay Okay, okay Well people, everyone I thought in your car It was just non-stop Lady Gaga

Shut You've got me a while And René Rap Lady Gaga, yes But not 24-Siv there's a article that Spotify's released talking about how exactly they calculated the listening age. Interesting.

Because the listening age thing was a clear like viral moment play, right? Yes. And it worked because everybody shared their listening age. And everyone was like either offended or excited. Yeah. To me... I like the memes where it was like, bro,

your listening age is 67 and you're dating a girl whose listening age is 21. Yeah. Yeah. To me it wasn't rocket. science, I was like, oh, you've just taken all the different songs that I listened to. Yes. And the year that

they would have released those songs. Okay. And then done an average. Right. That's what I thought. That's how I thought they got it. I thought it might be a bit more complicated in that they would have looked at the age of the artist when they released the song. Okay. But then does that make

sense? Probably not. Yeah. So this is what it says. According to the website, Spotify calculated users listening age by comparing their overall music interest to that of their actual age, which they would have entered when they joined the app. So rather than determining the average age of your favorite musicians, Spotify collated the release dates of all your most stream tracks throughout the year to find the five-year

span of music you engage with the most. Got it. And then compared that to now. I don't know. I'm confused by that. So if they said your five-year span of music is 1990 to 1995, do they then go, all right, what your listening age is? And combine it with how old you actually are.

Yeah. I don't know. So what are you, 65? 65. Claudia, how old are you? I was 30. 30? Yeah, I was bang on my age, basically.

Oh, good for you. Oh, you're so young. Ella, what was your listing age? 32. 32? Who? Yeah. A little bit older.

A little bit. Is that when you looked up who Janet Jackson was? Yeah, that would have been out. Yeah, that really skewed it. Great songs. I've got a fast car. What? Tracy Chapman.

Don't, don't buy into it, guys. That was rage bait, baby. What did she say? I didn't even dare it. She started sticking fast car. Like I said, my Spotify rapped had nothing to do with me. All of my top five songs were Taylor Swift. You love Taylor Swift.

It's your favourite. I don't listen to a single Taylor Swift song when my children are not in the car but I do listen to Spotify a lot and yet every single song in my top five was Taylor Swift. I'll give someone 10 bucks if they can guess what my number one Taylor Swift song was. It's not Opelight.

I reckon Cruel Summer. Cruel Summer is a great guess. Educated guess. Cruel Summer was end of 2024 really. No way. Enchanted. No, not wood. It's enchanted, isn't it?

It's not enchanted, that's a good guess too, though. I'm trying to think. Wait, love story. No, not love story. Dear John? No, not Dear John. Red. No, not red.

How many guesses do we get? Two more each. Blank space. No, not blank space. I haven't even named a song in the top five yet. What are it? It would be torture poets apart. No, it's Midnights.

The album is Midnight. That's my favourite album. No, not Bejoled. Maroon? No, not marooned. You're on your own kid. Lavender Hayes. No, no, no.

My number one, Taylor Swift song. Vigilantician. From a man who doesn't like Taylor Swift. Karma. Hits different. Oh, why. Love is a lie. It's what my friends see to get me by.

It's different. Very narrowly beating Speak Now and Mine. Oh, boom. Great taste. Damn. Play Z-Eames, Bree and Clint. Ophelia. Fate of Ophelia, not in my top five Taylor Swift songs from 2025.

She'll be gutted. Yeah. Ex-Prime Minister of the country, Jacinda Ardern, has appeared on the Graham Norton show. Which is random, isn't it? Is this to promote her book? It will be, yeah. That's what it's for?

She was on with a stellar cast. Alan Carr, who's just appeared on the... Chetty Man. Chatty Man, the latest season of The Traitors. Oh, because Alan Carr's got his own Graham Norton show, doesn't he? Exactly. Could Chetty Man with Ellen Carr or something? Everyone is talking about him because that Traders season is the first Celebrity UK one they did and it's going gangbusters.

Yeah. So he's on it. Seth Myers, another talk show host. Yes. Yeah. And Kate Winslet. Wow. She was sitting next to Kate Winslet.

Who's the comedian? Alan Carr, I guess. Alan Carr, yeah. Because they always have a comedian, don't they? And Seth. Oh, yeah, and Seth. Yes, yeah. Yeah.

One of the clips that they've posted was when, Graham asked Jacinda about Lord of the Rings and how she auditioned to be a part of it. Take a listen. I auditioned to be an extra as a Hobbit. Did you actually? I did audition. Brilliant. I did half of New Zealand auditioned just to be, just to me.

And half of New Zealand starred, except for me. As I recall, they had a five foot seven ruler against the doorway. And I do remember they asked, can you ride a horse bear back? And can you joust? The jousting I fell shy on. I don't remember any jousting in that film. There wasn't. That's a big list of requirements to be in the film.

Seems personal since they just didn't want you in the film. How tall would Jacinda Arden be, you reckon? She'd be similar height to you? That's what I was thinking. I thought, well, I'm quite tall. I thought she was going to be like 5'7. Yeah, but can you ride a horse bearback? I can.

Okay. Jousting? I probably know. Well, no one knows if they can joust until they can joust until they're, They try. Well, that's true. When have you ever been given the opportunity to joust? Should we do it this week?

I think we've found our last viral video for the year. Breed jousts, bareback. We should get, we should see what Jacinda's up to. You want to go bareback with Jacinda? Yeah. We'll see who comes out on top. Yeah. People would watch.

I know people would watch. Now that's a viral video. Me and Jacinda go and bareback. What do I do in the video? You just sit in the corner and watch. Okay. As per. And you just kind of referee.

Lucky I've got that chair. We'll give you a whistle. Okay, thanks. Yeah. A classic jousting whistle. She's, the internet says she's only 5'2. No, she's not 5'2. I've met her.

There's no way. She's not 5'2. 5.2, that's tiny. I don't think you can be Prime Minister at 5.2. I reckon she's like 5.7. That's my bet. Yeah. Yeah.

52, no way. The internet's got it wrong on that one. That sucks for her that she wasn't in Lord of the Rings Because she's right Everybody in that era Was in Lord of the Rings Was in Lord of the Rings Everybody knows somebody

That was someone in Lord of the Rings The guy who Was in our art department For Celebrity Treasure Island For many seasons Very talented guy Was in the art department For the Lord of the Rings

Of course he was Yeah We would have had to call on every person with a modicum of art department experience to be able to produce those movies. Exactly. When I first moved to New Zealand, the apartment that I moved into,

there was four apartments, and the one at the top eventually got rented out, when they turned it into a TV show, got rented out to the director. Of Lord of the Rings? Yes, the TV show. Oh. When they brought it back for the TV show.

Peter Jackson? No, not Peter. You missed the very important detail I put at the start. I was like, Brie, you can use his name. It's still cool, though. No, it is cool. Yeah.

Sucks to be the other director of Lord of the Rings. Yeah. The less successful Lord of the Rings. Look, it's been a while. But I mean, you're right. There's been a whole new round of Lord of the Rings created here in these arms. It does count. We want to know, were you in Lord of the Rings?

Yeah, what was your role? Or was your dad in Lord of the Rings? Or your auntie? Or your auntie in Lord of the Rings. Or your hairdresser. And if we watched Lord of the Rings, if you gave us the frame, could we see you in Lord of the Rings?

Maybe a car you owned was rented to be in Lord of the Rings. Well, there were no cars in Lord of the Rings. Yeah, no, I was just testing you because I've definitely seen it. Brie, getting the ring... Getting the ring to Mordor would have been much easier if they had a car.

Oh, no, let me just... Let me just test. If a dragon you own was in Lord of the... Horse, should have gone with horse. Damn, it's going to take us three and a half hours to get this ring to Mordor in my car. I was thinking mad, Max. Same thing.

ZD.M.'s Bree and Clint Podcast. Right now we're talking about Lord of the Rings and if you were involved a part of it in some way. Are you associated in some way with the Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit or the Fellowship of the Ring TV show on Amazon? Or at the moment, we'll take almost anything we can get because I've got to be honest, the response has been thin on the ground. There's not been much, which shocks me.

Even if you audition and got rejected, we want to know. Did you go to an audition to be on the Lord of the Rings? Like this country was built on the Lord of the Rings. Wellington only exists today because of Lord of the Rings. You know? Someone said, my brother was the prop designer in the TV series before it got moved offshore, which you might not be impressed by. We are.

We'll take it at the moment. We are. Because they did one, I believe they did series one, season one here and then they moved it. We got this text. My wife's friend, who is a compulsive liar and can quief on demand, was in the costume department for Lord of the Rings? I believe her. Anyone that can queve on demand, I believe him.

Well, she's also a compulsive liar, they said. Oh, that kind of counteracts the other part. My uncle was in Lord of the Rings. Okay, now we're cooking. Now we're cooking. He was an extra for like 12 seconds. Does that count? Yes, that bloody counts?

How yes, that counts. It's exactly what we're looking for. That's the best we've got so far. That's got a Kate on 0800 dials at him. They're starting to come in now. Kate, welcome to the show. Thank you. Were you a part of Lord of the Rings, Kate?

I didn't make the cat, sadly. Oh, you got cut. I know. How far did you get? I had to bring a sword. Oh, yeah, okay. I wielded a sword and I apparently was shittered at. You weren't convincing with a sword.

Did they want you to be an ork, Kate? No, no, no. I think I was a pretty character. I think I was like an elf. An elf or something? We'll be the judge of that. How tall are you, Kate? I'm five, ten and a half.

Oh yeah The albums weren't short No No they were tall But my friend's in it And you can hear her very clearly It's Gandalf when he arrived Nice that's great

Yeah yeah That's so good It's Gondoff That was me It's Gondoff Thanks Kate Thanks we appreciate that That's excellent

Let's go to Josh I know 800 dollars It em Hi Josh Hi Josh Hey guys Hey you guys Good mate

Were you in Lord of the Rings No I wasn't I just know you guys Are you guys are scraping the barrels So My mate was running the cameras, running the cables for the cameras on the

filming of the TV series, Rings of Power. Will bloody take that. That counts. Thank you, team. You've saved the show, Josh. We appreciate you. Thanks for having our back, mate. No worry. Appreciate it. See ya. Let's go to Dylan. Hi, Dylan. Hello, how are you? We're good. We're getting further and further

from our ideal topic, but that's okay. Were you in Lord of the Rings? I wasn't, but you mentioned horses being in the Lord of the Rings. Yeah. I'm off topic. game, but my mum's horse was in Moulin. What? Yeah. We'll take that.

Your mum's... On the phone topic, were you in Lord of the Rings? You're telling us your mum's horse was in the movie in Moulin. Yeah. That's still pretty close. How yeah, Dylan. What colour was the horse still in? Well, it was just a brown horse, but then they painted over

its marking. They really? They painted the horse. That's so interesting. Is the horse a good, was the horse a good actor? Well, you can't actually spot it in the movie because you don't know what it looks like anymore. As long as he got paid, that's all that counts. Hell yeah. As long as you saw that horse and you said, that's a believable horse.

That is a horse if I ever did see one. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, how are you guys? I believe you have a family member that was a part of the Lord of the Rings series. I have two. Two?

Tell us more. I have older brothers and they were both in Lord of the Rings. of the rings as extras because they knew how to ride bearback. That's the key. That's the key. Did they know how to joust? Not that I know of. I've never seen them jowls.

But they were definitely in Lord of the Rings. How bloody good. Do they use that for a pick-up line when they go out? Not pick-up lines, but they definitely make it a conversation topic when they can. They try and get any conversation and they try and get it around to Lord of the Rings. Rings, eh, eh, Hannah? Absolutely. Yeah, yeah.

Thank you. Hey, that's great. We're not scraping the barrel anymore. Hannah's brothers were literally in Lord of the Rings. How bloody good. My cousin was an orc. My English teacher was a Hobbit. What about this one?

My uncle was the fat, orange-haired dwarf in the Hobbit movies. Was part of the main group. He was always eating in every scene. Zara. That's great. We're going to finish with yours. Were you in Lord of the Rings, Zara? I wish. I think I was a bit young.

But my flatmate, he was an ork. He was a stuntman. He got to, like, do full-on, like, crazy stuff. So he wasn't just an orc. He was a stuntman orc. Yeah, he was just, like, full in it. Like, they'd to carry, like, these big swords and everything, and they weighed heats and do all this training.

How often did your flatmate used to make you guys watch Lord of the Rings, Zara? All the time. All the time. Did he use it as a pickup loan? Oh, I think he should. It's pretty cool. Yeah. Nice, thanks, Sarah.

Come home and I'll show you my Gandolf. Finally, you take us home. You shall definitely pass. It doesn't even make sense what you see. Sorry, guys, I haven't seen the movies, okay? I'm just trying to be a part of it. I'm trying to be included, okay? But I haven't seen them.

I tried to get away with it. Through something out there, pretend to call it out. This topic was your idea. No, they were great calls. Very good. Thank you, everyone. Appreciate you guys having our backs. Can't talk mum's painted horse being in Milan, though.

That was my favourite. That was my favourite, too. We were asking before if you were in Lord of the Rings and how close we could get to somebody who was actually in Lord of the Rings. This is pretty good, this text. It says, my friend at university was working in the sound department, and he got to put the microphone on Liv Tyler. That's pretty good.

He was shaking in his boots with nerves, as you would. As you would be. As you would. You have to put the microphone up near her tatas. It's where the microphones go. But also it can't be visible. Yeah, so you'd have to hide it. Yeah.

Anyway, good. Bring, cleanse. All I want from my birthday is the birthday banger. Number one songs when you turn 16. Let's do your birthday bangers for a Monday. Caroline's here. Hi, Caroline. Hi, Caroline.

What have you been up to today, Caroline? I took, I've got two sisters' twins. I took my younger twins to farmers, and it was just to pay off because of the two little boys. Oh, Caroline. Imagine. What are you doing going to the shops at this time of year? Oh, I know. I always leave it to the last minute.

I'm sure you're sick of this reaction, Caroline, but you have two sets of twins. Yeah. Oh, is that what you said? You've got two sets of them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know. It's crazy. All boys?

No, I've got one girl and three boys. Oh, that poor girl. She holds her own. She holds her own. I bet she does. Let's do your birth there being a Caroline. What's your day to birth? I'm 22nd of the night, 87.

All right, that means you were 16 and 2002, Caroline. And on that day, this was number one. What a banger from pink Vintage pink Just like a pill Do you like it, Caroline? Um, yeah, I like pink Um, yeah, that's okay

I'm got more questions about the twins Carolina, are they both fratern, two sets of fraternal twins? Yes, they are. And do they run in your family? Like, do your, does your mum or your... Oh, really? I call them my overachieving ovaries. Overachieving ovaries.

You're telling me. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Buzzie. Okay, wait there, Caroline. We're going to do a birthday banger for Cassandra. Kura Cassandra. Hi, Cass. Hi, how are you?

Good, mate. What were you doing on the weekend? Relaxing after work due on Friday night. Oh, Christmas party season. You pushed the boat out, Cass. Yeah, we did a little bit. Oh, we love to hear it. Hey, what's your birthday?

13th of December 1992. Is that this week? This weekend. Happy birthday for this weekend. You were 16, though, Cassandra, in 2008, and here's your birthday banger. She's across the Dutch at the moment. Bree's going to see her this weekend. Lady Gaga and Pokerface.

What do you reckon, Cassandra, banger, right? Banger, absolutely banger. I mean, you can't go wrong with that one. Wait there, one more for Kayla. Kuta Kayla. Hi, Kayla. Hi, how are you? Good, mate.

What were you doing on the weekend, Kayla? Oh, I got up to a fair bit. We had our work-do, Christmas work-do, and we had a Speedway meeting to go to, one of my friends' races at the Beeway, so... God, lot on. Lot on. Did you guys do Secret Santa at your work-do?

No, but I did get some, like, rubbish Timo gifts for everybody, just for a lot. Fun, that's a bit of fun. Hey, what's your day to birth? 15th of July, 1991. All right, that means you were 16 in 2007. and Kayla on that day This was at the top T-Pain and Acon, bar-tender

I'm let the bar with her T-Pain and A-Con bartender containing the immortal line She made us drinks to drink We drunk them got drunk I mean I love that line

Yeah, time Lyrical genius Wait there, Kayla We've got to choose between T-Pain, Lady Gaga and Pink I'm voting for Pink Me too Are you?

Yeah, boy. There it is. I can't go past a bit of vintage pink. Not vintage pink. Nah. Caroline, you're the winner of birthday banger. Well done. Oh, yeah.

Cool. Lying here on the floor where you left me. Z-Eams, Brian Clint. Vintage pink. The winner of birthday banger today for Caroline. That was number one in September, Which makes that song 23 years old Yeah, that album

Pure Gold That's misunderstood Yeah It is, eh? With a Zed. Yeah. I've seen people refer to that as the album They say back when pink was black

Because she was like an R&B artist back then, wasn't she? It was quite R&B. It was very much so. It was, um, Don't Let Me Get Me was on that album. Was that some girls as well? Some girls want a man with the bling bling. Yep. That one, no.

Yeah. And family portrait. Oh, family portrait. Let's find that. That was such a tune, wasn't it? So emotional. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Pink.

Okay. Do you think this would be a hit now if it came out now? I'd hope so. Let's ask, let's ask Jen Z Ella. Ella. Ella, you ever heard this pink song, family portrait? Portia told me to say, yes, it's a hit. No, I don't know.

Never really like pink. So that's never here. Turn a microphone of. Yeah. Blasphemy. Z.M.'s Breed and Clint's podcast. Oh, that's another thing that's doing the rounds on the internet, which is dividing the millennials and the Gen Zitters.

Oh, yeah. And I don't know if I can stand by the Gen Zters on this one. Right, okay. I don't know. I don't know if I can. It's surprising. You're usually so sympathetic to them. No, I'm 50-50.

Sometimes I'm like, hey, the crew socks, I'm about it. I've changed. I've converted. You weren't, though. No, it took a while for me to change my ways, but I'm on board now. And the side part thing? The side part, I've changed your middle part. You were angry about that.

No, but I'm not anymore. Okay. I'm like, you know, so I can grow and adapt, is what I'm saying. But I don't think I'm on board this one ever. Oh, you reckon this is the line? This is the line for me. Okay. So just so we're clear, when we all wear a jumper, let's just say a jumper.

Yep. Or what else can you call that? A sweater? A crew neck. A crew neck? Yeah. Anything like that. Mm-hmm.

Are we wearing something underneath? Yes. Claudia? Yes. Our fellow millennial, Ella. Yeah? You will wear something underneath. Not always, but yes.

You're talking like a t-shirt or a single or something, eh? You hear that? Yeah, correct, yeah. Take a listen. Take a listen to this audio of this Gen Zeta. Do you have a tink tap under your sputter? No. Why?

I'm not going to take it off. That's weird. Why wouldn't you? It's going full nude underneath their... They go in nothing. They're roared. dog in the sweater. The sweater is like a jump, like a top in that

sense. Yeah, but it's a layer. Well, not in this case. So you're telling me there are times where you will wear a jumper and not have a layer underneath. Yeah, and no bra. What? What if you get hot? I won't. I'm going to the supermarket but what if you do? Too bad.

What if... That's why it is. You have to choose wisely when you do this. You know what this is? You know what this is? You know what this is? This is like In your bed, not having socks on. A top sheet. Oh, you were no top sheet for a long time.

I've converted, though. Yeah, just because you're not having a top sheet. Having a top sheet is a sign that you are an adult. No way. Top sheets are the worst. They just get wrinkled and... That's my point exactly. No, you lose them.

Back to the sweatshirt thing. Yeah, what? So you're just free boobin under there. Yeah, sometimes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. She said she won't even wear a bra. You go out in public with no bra on? Yeah.

Oh, I'm way too scared. You and I are similar. You and I are a similar bra size. You are, but she's in her 20s. Doesn't matter. It's still pretty low. Doesn't matter. You can tie them in an odd animal.

When you have girls like Ella's and mine, it is dangerous going out in public with no bra on. Yeah, you don't want to be down in that region. You might get knocked out. You could take an eye out. You couldn't wear a crop jumper. No. You could get caught in the trolley wheel.

The ZDM Podcast Network. is in the news today. She's talked about what she wants done with her body, with her remains after she passes away. Age game, how old do you think Martha Stewart is? Martha Stewart. She's the goat, the OG, she's lived a life. I want to say she's 72.

Claudia, how old is Martha Stewart? I was thinking 71. Ella, who is Martha Stewart? A chef. Close enough. Close. How old? She's not, but how old is she? 69.

Nice. Martha Stewart's 82. Whoa. God, she looks good. Did you know Martha Stewart has been struck by lightning three times? What? Yes. Has she?

I'm learning so much about Martha Stewart today. I love Martha Stewart. Anyway, when God does finally get her and clearly he's trying, here's what she wants done with her remains. Take a listen. I'm going to be composted. Are you allowed to do that? Like, is that legal to wrap you in a white sheet and just bury you in your back card?

It's not going to hurt anybody. It's my property. I mean, I don't disagree. But these coffin things and all that stuff, no way. She wants to be composted. Well, I mean, if you know anything about Martha Stewart, she's the queen of composting. Is she? Yeah, I mean, she's the queen of gardening.

Yeah, yeah. She's all about the gardening. Okay. What do you guys want to? I just want to be cremated. Cremated? But then do you want to, like, like leave a note as to where you want your ashes to spread it?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll think of somewhere good, yeah. Yeah. I quite like to go on Eden Park, to sneak me in there during a bled as late. What if they don't want you on Eden Park? No, they won't want me on Eden Park. Oh, like you mean someone sneak you on there? Yeah, that'll be the job of my best friends will be to sneak me in there. Buy really good tickets right down on the field and then just, and I guarantee I won't be the first person to be scattered on Eden Park.

Or you buy a t-shirt gun. Yeah. Put your ashes, put a t-shirt in, put your ashes at the end and just, and shoot me out. Yeah. On to the field or into the crowd? On to the field? On to the field. Yeah.

When my friend Helena died, she was cremated and she was a big fan of Rhythm and Vines, and there was a huge rumour that she was in the fireworks. Really? Yeah, and they never confirmed it, but they never outright denied it either. I love that. Yeah. It's a great one. So, yeah.

It'd be awesome. You've had some time to think about it. What would you like, done? Like, the firework thing does interest me. Yeah. I feel like that's a bit of fun. You want to be cremated and put in a firework? Yeah.

Or you just weren't your cromated? corpse strapped to a rocket and sent up. New Year's the New Year's fireworks. I just want to be strapped to as many fireworks and it'll just be my limp body.

Happy New Year. Go boom! Yeah, over the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Yeah, that's what I'd like. Yeah, that'd be good. Okay, that settles it then. Yeah, easy. Great. Hope I die first, because I do not want to help

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