ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 8th February 2024

Episode Date: February 8, 2024

Tickets to Taylor Swift live in Sydney!  School phone ban.  What did you find out on the DNA test?  Can I get a....?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brie and Clint. Tala balaba everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Taylor Swift Thursday. We are getting down to the nitty gritty now, it's not long away. The Taylor Swift show in Sydney, we've got your flights, your accommodation and of course your tickets. Remember last week we said we were going to do that thing? Oh. We haven't got it approved by said we were going to do that thing? Oh. We haven't got it approved by anybody, but should we just do the thing?

Producers, is there anything you can barricade the door with? My body? Like sort of a safe zone sort of thing? What we're thinking is this whole one person in the drawer per song thing is too hard. It's too hard. Let's put multiple people in. Look, management aren't going to like it. And people might think, oh, this is like radio thing

and they've got it all ticked off. I'm telling you now, none of this is ticked off. There's some lockers out here that I could move in front of the door. Can you move that in front of the door? Can we just do as many as we can until we get made to stop. Yeah. Okay? Because you have to get on air.

That's the rules to be in the draw. You have to get on air. You have to get on air when you hear a Taylor Swift song. So I reckon each time we play a Taylor Swift song, we load the phones up. It just goes to show that Ross Boss actually isn't listening to our show. He hasn't stormed in yet. So is it our fault that he's not listening right now?

Nah, can't even see him. He's not in there. Are we all on board? We just need to know we're all on board with this. Yeah, I'm in. You're in? You're in? I'm willing to take the heat to put some more people in the draw. Ellie, you're in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good, alright. She doesn't sound confident. I'm nervous but yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's all fine. We want to help you guys. If one of us gets fired, we all get fired. We know that you guys have been putting in the hard work. You've been here since 6am and we think you deserve to be in the draw, so we're going to do it. Okay, that's the deal. We will play a Taylor Swift song within the next 15 minutes. Don't call for it right now.

Not right now. So help us out. Help us out. We want to help you guys, but we want people to call for Tradie versus Lady right now. Yeah. Yeah. Don't waste your call on that

if you don't want to play Tradie versus Lady. Exactly. Don't waste your call on that. We're talking to two very distinct people right now. Taylor Swift fans, you guys have a rest for a second. Tradie versus Lady fans, you guys call us right now on 0800-Dial-ZM. We want you. $50 cash up for grabs, 0800-Dial-ZM.

Taylor Swift is coming up, but first it's time for Tradie vs Lady. It's Tradie vs Lady! 3, 2, 1, let's go! We're all tied up for the year. 8 games apiece. Nothing in it.

Two fat ladies. 88. 88. 88. Well, 8 and 8, I guess. Let's meet our contestants. Today, our lady's calling from Wellington. She's almost 50, and she just had foot surgery. Welcome to the show, Rebecca. G'day, Bec. Hello.

What type of surgery? I had my bunion shaved off the side of my foot, and had my big toe broken and screwed in three places. Oh! So the tendon cut underneath and attached to the top of my foot, like a bone, and had my big toe broken and screwed in three places. Oh! So they'd cut underneath and attach to the top of my foot. Oh, my God. You had a full foot renovation. Yeah. Yeah.

My foot modelling career is over. Oh, gutted for you. How long's the recovery on an operation like that? I'm week three. And in three weeks' time, I have an X-ray and get the pin removed from my second toe, and then I can stop wearing this stupid shoe thing. Is that where your toe, your big toe kind of, you know, went a bit cross-eyed and went over your other toes?

Yeah, it was given the second toe, the glad eye. Getting a bit too close for comfort. Giving it the hairy eyeball. All right, you're taking on our tradie today from Taranaki They are 32 and they're off to Rarotonga in June How exciting, welcome to the show Cole G'day Cole You been to Raro before?

No So good over there How good Actually I've never been either but I've heard so good over there Perfect time to go as well Like in June when this is the last place you want to be The depths of winter It's Rarotonga that uses New Zealand currency, eh? So you don't have to change your money over. Yep. Dream. Love it.

Cole, your buzzer is tradie. Rebecca, yours is lady. First to three correct answers goes home with $50 cash that can be spent here or in Rarotonga. Cash, money. Question number one. An announcement was made this week that King Charles has cancer. Yes, Rebecca? I suppose I should let you finish the question. Yeah, you should, but you've got to have a guess now. Have a stab.

Prince William. Well done! That's right, Rebecca! That was amazing. The end of the question was, who is next in line to the British throne? And Bec nailed it. Are you in our Google Doc, Rebecca? Can you see these questions?

No, I can't. No, I can see her. She keeps popping up in our Google Doc. Yeah. No, that was amazing, Bec. One point to the ladies. Question number two. Taylor Swift won Album of the Year at the Grammys this week.

How many times has she won that? Yes, Rebecca? Four times. You were on fire. Wow. The rest of the question was how many times has she won that particular reward? Just want to check in on Cole. You all right over there, Cole?

Yeah, I'm still here. Cole, I'll send you the Google link, okay? So we can have a fair race. Two to the ladies. You need this one, Cole, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. She's the lady of the moment.

Freddie. Yes, Cole, get in there. Taylor Swift? Yes. It is Taylor Swift. Okay, he's on the board. One to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number four.

Which team will Taylor Swift be supporting at the Super Bowl next week? Ladies. Yes, Bec? It'll be the Chiefs. It will be the Chiefs. Taylor Swift's team. That Taylor be the Chiefs. Got it. That Taylor Swift team. That Taylor Swift team.

There you go. That is the victory for the ladies. Woo! Nothing to be ashamed about there, Cole. Beck, just too good. $50 cash from KFC. We'll get it out to you. Hey, I have a suggestion.

Yeah? How about you put me in the draw for Taylor Swift tickets instead? Because I've been called about 700 times today. If we do that, can Cole have the 50 bucks? Yep. Ah, deal. Deal. You're in the draw, Rebecca.

Oh, awesome. You guys are awesome. Thank you so much. My pleasure. You're welcome, mate. Go. It's time to give away a Taylor Swift double pass. Oh, God, this is so nerve-wracking.

It's a Taylor Thursday. It's the second-to-last Taylor Thursday. Here at ZM, we've given away so many Taylor Swift tickets that it kind of felt like we would never run out. And so it felt okay because we're just like, we got more, we got more, and there is more next week. But there's one, after this, there's one more double pass. And I wish we could give them to everyone.

You guys are all amazing fans and you've worked really hard, but there can only be one winner today. Today, if you got on air, when you heard a Taylor Swift song play on ZM, you are one of the people who is in the draw for flights, accommodation and tickets to the Sydney Airers Tour. And we're about to connect that call

to our winner right now. Good luck, everybody. Why do I get so nervous? Hello? Hello, is that Misty? Yes, it is. Misty, it's Bree and Clint from ZM. How are you?

No way. No way. I'm great. I'm really great. I think you're about to be a whole lot better, Misty. Why is that, Clint? Misty, you and your daughter are going to the Eris Tour in Sydney. You're kidding.

Oh, my God. I can't believe it. That is amazing. Thank you so much. What does this mean to you, mate? This means so much. I mean, we've just tried everything to buy tickets, win tickets, and it's just amazing.

It's impossible to get tickets. It feels impossible at the moment. So we're stoked we can do this for you. And for you guys, we want to give you the flights and the accommodation as well. So it's the whole package. It's all sorted.

You guys are going to be there in a couple of weeks. This is incredible. My daughter is just crying. We're so happy. Misty, is that your daughter in the background we can hear? She's hyperventilating.

What's your daughter's name? Her name's Joni. Joni. Can you pop her on the phone for a sec? I want to talk to you. Hello. Joni. Hi, Joni.

You're going. You're going to be there. Thank you so much. How old are you, Joni? I'm 13. You're kidding. Taylor Swift's favourite number. Must have been lucky.

Oh, thank you so much. Do you reckon the kids at school are going to believe you tomorrow when you tell them that you're going to the Airers Tour? I have no idea. My friends are going to be so jealous. Well, start organising the outfit that you're going to wear with your mum and we've got the flights accommodation. You're going to be there in a couple of weeks, Joanie.

Thank you so much for the opportunity. I'm so grateful. Oh, you're a good girl. Oh, you are so welcome. Bless your heart. Joanie, well done. We're stoked for you. You're off to the Ears Tour.

Congratulations. Thanks for listening to Zinem. Nice work. Thank you. See you, mate. Misty and Joanie, there they are. They're off. the year's tour. Congratulations. Thanks for listening to ZM. Nice work. Thank you. See you, mate. Misty and Joanie, there they are. They're off. They're away.

Best mum and daughter trip ever. I'll say. That's memories for life. You're never going to top that. One more double pass. Next Thursday will be another ZM Taylor Thursday, and we wish you the best of luck. Good luck to everyone, and we appreciate all of you.

That's Cruella on ZM, Bree and Clint. Oh, they've cut the bit off the end where it goes, I was waiting for that. Anyway, that's a me thing. Anyway, anyway, anyway, there's a Taylor Swift song coming up in the next 15 minutes. Not far away.

Stick around. First though, 2024 is the year that phones get banned in schools. It was one of the big election promises from the new government. From term two. Was it? Yeah, I know. Really targeting those kids. Was it actually?

That was one of their big promises. Yeah, they said we'll ban phones in schools. And they're following through. They're following through. Look, not to discredit or hate on anyone, but I feel like there's some bigger issues that could have been more a priority. But hey, that's just me.

Well, you wait till you hear what's happening to Waka Kortahi. Anyway, from term two, it's going to be the law that phones... Is it really? Oh, my God. Yeah, stay in school bags between nine and three. Governments are so dumb. But some schools that have gone back already, they're getting on board early. They're like, well, why would we wait if we're going to change it? We'll just do it now.

Yeah. We'll enforce it. Like, no hat, no play, no outside today. No hat, no play is a good one, eh? No, I've done it wrong there. No, you're right. No hat, no play. You don't get to go out and play in the playground unless you're wearing a hat. No hat, no play is a good one, eh? No, I've done it wrong there. No, you're right. No hat, no play. You don't get to go out and play on the playground unless you're wearing a hat.

Yeah, no hat, no play. Yeah. Which is a great rule. It's a great rule. Yeah. And looking back on it now, I wish they had made us put on sunscreen too. I wish we had that rule. Yeah, I don't think we did.

We'd look about five years younger if we had that rule. Did you have the hats at your primary school that had the flap on the back? Flap hats. Flap hats, yeah. Good old flap hats. Classics. Anyway. I think Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest in a flap hat. Did he? I think so flap on the back? Flap hats. Flap hats, yeah. Good old flap hats. Classics. Anyway. I think you see Edmund Hillary climbed Everest in a flap hat.

Did he? I think so. Yeah, good hats, flap hats. I think it's where our fondness of flap hats came in. They're so becoming as well. Anyway, this is not about flap hats. This is about the phone ban, which some schools have already bought in, and news out of schools. I think it's going pretty well so far.

Yeah, well, so far, so good. So far, so good. But it's early days. Very early. Kids will get crafty. We know what the kids are like. We were kids once. Kids will get crafty. They find a way around it.

Then they find a black market where someone will set up, you know, a black market phone locker where you can go to this particular locker and they would have built an underground bunker and you can go into this underground bunker and use your phone. Yeah, right. Kids will, yeah, they will find a way around it. You know, back in the day at my school, they started a black market tuck shop out of a locker.

Same. Yeah. Energy drinks. This guy would open up the locker and you go, I'll have a can of Coke, please, because they got rid of it from the tuck shop. That's a really good point. Maybe we should take this feedback with a pinch of salt.

Kids said that they found it weird at the start, but they've already adjusted pretty quickly. Oh, what a load of BS. They're covering. They've got phones. They're covering. That's because they're going to the bathroom and using their phone. They're like, yep, we're fine.

I don't believe any of them. Stop investigating. We're fine. Teachers have said that they can tell people are more engaged with each other out in the playground. How long has it been? Like a week. No, kids went back to school yesterday, didn't they?

Some of them went back last week, but then they had Waitangi Day off. So yeah, it's probably been three or four days. Can we just say though, it is a bit rich of us adults to enforce a phone ban on kids when we know, you know, listening to this, you couldn't do it. You're like bloody kids on their iPads and their phones. You hand your phone in then. Yeah, go on.

Surrender it. You put your phone in a locked drawer. Someone texted her and said, my 16-year-old went back to school today and they've banned phones. She called me at 11.30, sent me snaps all day and texted me just before the bell rang. Yeah, it's going to take some work. It's going to take some work.

Oh, they're crafty, kids. They're crafty. Yeah, yeah. What, they think that they're just going to be like, no phones, and all the kids are going to go, all right, well, I guess I'll leave it home in the drawer. I guess I'll listen to you, adults. Let's talk about DNA tests.

Just took a DNA tests. Just took a DNA test. Turns out that's not my dad. Oh, gutted. So you're not Italian? No, not me personally, but you hear these stories. It goes around. I just did the DNA test on my dog, Meryl Streep.

Is it back? No, it's not back yet. I just sent it away. It goes off to America, some lab, and then they tell you what different breeds your rescue dog is. Then it goes into a criminal database. The next thing you know, your dog's getting fingered for a crime you didn't even know it committed. Can you please not say my dog's getting fingered? Okay, thanks.

Sorry, poured. Sounded so weird how you said it. That's on you, by the way. On me? You said it. No, on you, by the way. On me? You said it. No, it's a normal turn of phrase what I said. I'm sending this to you. To get fingered for a crime is a normal thing that people say all the time.

I'm sending this audio to the SPCA and they're going to put you on the watch list. No, because you'll just cut the bit out where I said dog fingering. Talking about dog fingering. No, no, no. Leave my dog alone. You're not coming near my dog. She's been through enough. This is a stitch-up.

She's been through enough. She's a rescue dog. Okay, let's move on. You see these stories all the time because obviously with places like Ancestry.com and you, 20, oh, there's a bunch of different ones. And all these people that are like, I didn't know this. It revealed this family secret. I'm related to Hitler.

All types of things. I don't know about that one. It happens. Does it? I think. Maybe, probably. This one, this story is. You don't see many people posting that one on their Instagram story though.

This one's crazy. Like it just keeps going up and up and up a notch. So I'm going to read it out to you. Okay. This woman, I believe, so her granddad, so her grandpa, right? Apparently the story was growing up. So her dad's dad passed away when he was like really young. Her dad.

Her dad was young. Okay. So she never met her granddad. So she never met her granddad. They didn't know him. Right. So she, when she's gotten older, she's went and done one of these DNA tests. And this is what she said.

My grandfather, turns out, did not die when my dad was aged just four years old, as we always thought. Okay. Instead, he faked his death, walked 1,500 kilometres to the other end of the country, married a very young woman and had seven children with her. But to make matters worse, she went on to reveal how her grandad gave his

youngest children the exact same names as his eldest children that he'd had with his other wife on the other side of the country. What is wrong with this man? This is so crazy. So all while living with my grandmother, so he was married to her grandmother, right? Originally. Her dad's mum.

Yeah. Originally. They were married. Yeah. Then he fakes his death. No, no, no. So they were married. Yeah.

They had six kids. Yeah. And he also had two kids from another marriage that he bought with him. Okay. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they've got six, seven, eight kids at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He then fakes his own death, runs off. So she thinks- Literally runs off. Literally runs off. Thinks that he's died. Runs off to the other side of the country. Marries apparently a very young woman. Has another seven kids.

Yeah. And then gives all those kids the same names. It's pure psychopath. What the hell? Do we know if Grandad's dead now? It doesn't say in the story. Oh, because I've got questions. Is he dead now?

Oh, me too. Can you imagine emailing this guy being like, hey, so we know you're not dead. Busted. Busted. First of all, busted. Second of all, family reunion now. So Sarah can meet Sarah and Andrew can meet Andrew

and Peter can meet Peter and Julian can meet Julian. You know, that'd be the weirdest thing. I bet this woman did not think she would have uncovered this type of story when she was like, oh, I'll bet a fun might put my saliva in a thing and put it into Ancestry.com. And this is why I will never do Ancestry.com. Because I'm terrified of finding out that my wife is my sister.

You know? You just never know. You never know what's going to come up. I'd rather not know. You do have the same last name. I'm $100 at M. Our question for you this afternoon is is what did the DNA test reveal? Something scandalous?

Something unfortunate? Maybe it was something amazing. Something wonderful. Maybe you were an only child your whole life and you ended up finding out you had a half-sister or a half-brother or something. Free and Clint. Getting some wild texts on us. Yeah, a lot of wild texts. Like this one.

Someone said, We found out that my nana, who was slightly racist, was actually 5% Nigerian. That was quite a laugh. That's so good. Suck on that, nana. I love that. Someone else said,

My adopted aunt found out she had a full sister. She was put up for adoption as her parents were just 16. They stayed together and had another kid when they were older that they kept and raised. Oh, that would be a hard pill to swallow. Don't rock your world. Like because, like 16, yes, very young, but then to find out that they actually stayed together

and ended up having another kid. So that's your full sibling. They still obviously weren't ready for you. But I hope you knew you were adopted. Like I hope you didn't find out that you were adopted from the DNA test too. I think they knew. They knew? I think the aunt knew.

There'd be a lot of people who are in that situation who are adopted who would be doing these DNA tests, right? Because they'd have so many holes in their lineage to try and find out information for, but nobody necessarily to ask. Yeah, exactly. Someone else said, when my grandmother met my grandfather,

she already had three children. After they got married, they had three more kids. My DNA test showed that my mother was my grandfather's only biological child. My DNA test also found a new cousin who belonged to my mother's eldest sister. My mum didn't know about her. Wait, I need more information. How was your mum your grandfather's only biological child?

If he had three more kids with your grandma. Your mum, your grandfather's only biological child, if he had three more kids with your grandma. Because she must have got pregnant to another man and not told him. Twice. Twice. I need answers. She came into the relationship with three kids and then had three kids with him, but only one was actually his. Wild.

And this is the issue. I don't mean to sound too anti this stuff, but this is the issue of finding out this stuff after the person has passed because you can't go and ask them. You know? I reckon sometimes you would start thinking the worst of somebody, but what if granddad knew?

What if granddad was like? What if they had fertility issues, but you couldn't talk about that stuff back then? You know? Yeah. So he's like, I'll get Stephen. Yeah. Someone else said,

my mother-in-law slept with her sister's husband. My mother-in-law slept with her sister's husband. Okay. And had a child. 13 years later, they got a DNA test done. And now it's an absolute shitshow. Oh, because they're still alive. Oh, no.

You'd be so happy, as the person who texts that in, you'd be so happy that that's on your partner's side of the family. Because when it's not your direct family, you can sort of have the popcorn and just go, your family's a mess. That's horrible. That's so... But it's true.

Oh, God. I feel like they should have got the DNA test done earlier. Yeah. Well, technology's coming along like they should have got the DNA test done earlier. Yeah. Well, technology is coming along at a rapid rate, you know. Can I say one more thing on the DNA test? Yes. Your DNA goes on file. Oh, here we go.

Conspiracy theorist. It's not a conspiracy theorist. Here we go. And then they clone you. No. And there could be another you walking around in Europe. No. I'm just going to say your DNA stays on file.

This is not a government agency that's doing it. It's a company. So they then own a portion of your DNA and it's in their system. Oh, it's a bit of spit in a tube. Well, that's where it starts, mate. Have you seen Minority Report? Mate, do you really think someone is going to look at me and go,

oh, I'd like to have two of her. Absolutely not. One's enough. They just... They'd find that video of me talking about the ocean aqua poo and they'd go, yeah, put this one in the bin, fellas. Like, we've all done a poo in the sea. Don't

play it again. I got a special button made. I'd made... I got a special button. I'd made my point. Guess what colour the button is. Brown. Brown. Like we've all done a poo in the sea. Taylor Swift's up next at ZM. Brie and Clint.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plotline? That she can do. Bree and Clint's What's The Plot? A movie guessing game where today the person who beats Bree will win $200 cash. Some good cash money. What's wrong?

I've got mystery slime on my finger. It's probably from your nose. No, that's disgusting. Alec, we need a tissue, urgent tissue. How the game works is I read out plot lines to movies, and if you can guess them before Bree does, you get a point. First person to two gets $200, gets the win. Hell yeah.

Josh, you're going to do it. Welcome to the show. Joseph, I think. Joseph. 10-8, Joseph. Today, our plot theme, because Bree has gone viral for all the wrong reasons, the reason being admitting to an ocean poo. We don't need to bring it up.

Like, we've all done a poo in the sea. Today, these movies are... Stop laughing, Joseph. I can hear you laughing today these movies are all about the ocean okay okay

got it swiping off the mystery goo where'd it come from okay Joseph your buzzer is Joseph Bree your buzzer is Bree first person to buzz in

has a crack at it don't wait for me to finish okay that's easy as that good luck Joseph good luck Joseph movie number one a US container ship is sailing towards its destination me to finish. Okay, that's as easy as that. Good luck, Joseph. Movie number one.

A US container ship is sailing towards its destination on a day that seemed like any other when suddenly pirates race. Bree? Bree. Oh, no. I know what it is. It's the one with Tom Hanks. What's it called? He's got a few movies in the ocean. Joseph. Yeah, let Joseph have a go.

Captain Phillips. Captain Phillips is correct. Damn you, Joseph. I gave it to you. That's the game. Movie number two. An obsessively punctual FedEx executive. Castaway.

Castaway, yeah. Another Tom Hanks movie. Another Tom Hanks movie. Another Tom Hanks movie. Okay, I'm back in the game. There's one other ocean-based Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks. I wonder if it's in here. I can't think of it.

Movie number three. After deciding to sell their zoo in India. Brie. We bought a zoo? No. Incorrect. Free guess, Joseph. We have a zoo?

No. You guys are thinking of the wrong movie. Okay. Abandon that movie. Okay. After deciding to sell their zoo in India and move to Canada. Bree. Bree.

Oh, jeez. I went way too early on this but I'm Nah. Joseph gets a free guess. Yeah, I've got nothing. That was too early. After deciding to sell their zoo in India and move to

Canada, two parents board a freighter with their sons and a few remaining animals. Tragedy strikes when a terrible storm sinks the ship, leaving the teenage son as the only human survivor. However, he is not alone. A fearsome Bengal tiger

is also found refuge aboard the lifeboat. Bree? Lion? No. It's the wrong movie. What's it called? Joseph? Lion King? Lion King? I don't think you guys know it. It's Life wrong movie. What's it called? I don't know. Lion King? Lion King. I don't think you guys know it. It's Life of Pi. Yes.

I knew what it was. We're moving on. Movies about the ocean. Movie number three. When a young woman is killed by a shark while skinny dipping. Brie. Jaws. Jaws is correct.

We got there in the end. Joseph, no. What's the plot victory? But we do have 50 KFC chicken dollars As a consolation prize for you Okay, sweet, thank you A very worthy opponent, Joseph Call back any time for a re-do No worries, thank you

Gotta watch Life of Pie, man Such a good movie You know where Such a good book Oh, look at Clint up on his high horse Because he's seen one film that I haven't. And I actually have seen it. I just couldn't remember the name of it.

And I've read the book. Oh, well, look at you. It's one of the eight books that I've read. That's eight more than me. Bree and Clint. We're going to do a birthday bang. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.

Here we go. If you're new to the show, this is where you can call us up. You tell us what your birthday is, and we have a system here where we figure out what was number one when you turned 16, and then we play our favourite one of those out of the three. It's great. We've been doing it for, like, six years,

and there's some people who still want to find out their birthday bangers, like you, Rachel. Hey, Rach. Hello, Rach. Hi. How are you going, mate? Good, thanks. Have you been trying to get on air for Taylor? Oh, no. Hello, Rach. Hi. How are you going, mate? Good, thanks. Have you been trying to get on air for Taylor?

Oh, no, not my thing. Oh, well, great. Good to have you on board for Birthday Banger. Welcome, Rachel. Appreciate the honesty. Tell us what your birthday is. 14th of August, 1970. All right, Rach, that means you were 16 in 1996.

And here is your birthday banger. Ah, from the shaver commercial. Bananarama Venus. You like it, Rachel? I do. That's a good one. Do you use a Gillette Venus in the shower? Yeah, it's got six blades.

Yeah. It's got that little ring of soap around the outside of it. Oh, no, people don't use those no more. Makes the blade go rusty fast. Do people still use those? Don't they? I don't know, maybe. I haven't used a lady shaver for a while. Anyway, it's about you, Rach.

Do you like your birthday banger? I do. Yeah, well done. Yeah, it's a good one, Rachel. When were you using a lady shaver? I've said too much. Let's go to Angela on 0800 dial ZM. Hi, Angela. Hello, Angela.

Hi. How's your day been? Oh, good. Just sitting, listening to your radio station trying to win Taylor Swift tickets. You've been trying to get on the air for Taylor. I can hear some pain in your voice, Angela. Should we just put Angela in the drawer? We'll put you in the drawer, okay?

Oh, my God. Are you serious? You're in the drawer. Yeah, we'll put you in the drawer, mate. Mate, we're going rogue. Oh, my God. You're not going to get through again. Oh, my God.

You're not going to get through again, so we'll just put you in, okay? Cross your fingers. Relax. Oh, my God. You're amazing. We could be calling you back very soon, okay? So just relax for now and let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday?

It's the 22nd of January, 1987. All right, Ange, that means you were 16. You said 27, oh, 18. What is it, 22nd of January? Oh, yeah. You were 16 in 2003, Angela. And back on your 16th birthday, this was number one. It's her day, another day.

Banger. Back on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Bang up. Madonna's song for one of the 007 movies. Die Another Day. I think that was the name of the movie too. Yeah, it was. Die Another Day. Do you like it, Ange? I do like it.

So I was doing a double take on your birthday. You and me were born eight days apart. Oh, really? Yeah, there you go. Okay, hey, good luck for the Taylor Swift draw. Good luck, Inge. Stay with us. We've lost our last caller.

We can't get him back because the phones are overloaded for Taylor Swift. But it was Sam, and Sam was born on the 18th of January, 1998. Which means Sam was 16 in 2014. And Sam, if you're still listening, here's your birthday banger. The Timber mashup from Pitbull and Kesha. Tune. Banger. Such a good song.

This song was huge. All right, what are we going to choose? Bananarama, Madonna or Kesha? It's an eclectic mix today. Very strange mix. Oh, I don't know. I'm not choosing Bananarama. No, that's out for me, even though I do love that song.

And I love Rach. Yeah, loved Rach's birthday bang and her. That's not a great Madonna song. I feel like I'm defaulting to Kesha. And it is a great song as a default, but I think I'm going Kesha. I'm going Madonna. Why not? All right, Claudia, what's our winner?

I've never heard that Madonna song, but I liked the vibe, so I want to go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, this is a slippery slope. You can't vote on a song you've never heard before because you heard six seconds of it. Give her a little bit. Give me the hook again. Give her a little bit. The hook is the best part.

Oh, no, it's here. It's here. I like it. It's a banger. This one's on you, Claudia. Woo-hoo. Yeah. To our big James Bond

fans from 2003. They're going to be so excited. And Angela, congrats, Ang. You won Birthday Banger and you're in the draw for Taylor Swift. Woohoo! Thank you! You're welcome, Ang. Bree and Clint. See you then,ie and Clint.

Is it in Brie and Clint? It's the winner of Birthday Banger. It's a great idea. We should play all the different songs that have been done for James Bond over the years and then we should make a list of the top ten and the number one best song ever. Yeah, that's a fun idea. I don't think that song's making the list. It could be in the top ten and the number one best song ever. Yeah, that's a fun idea. I don't think that song's making the list. It could be in the top ten. It's getting a very mixed reaction.

People are like, this song is total trash. Someone else said, yeah, Madonna, Aquapoo another day. Oh, don't stop referencing Bree's thing, okay? Guys, also, can people stop messaging me on my private channels about aqua pooing and asking details?

Oh, no, are they coming in the back channels? They're coming in the back channels, the back door channels. And I'm not giving out any more details. Oh, they want details? Yeah. No, those are like... They want to know when, they want to know where, they want to know how, they want to know...

Those are freaky people. They want to know... Yeah. What you ate how. They want to know. Those are freaky people. They want to know. Yeah. What you ate. Colour. No, I'm just kidding. Buoyancy. Oh, God.

Liquidity. And we got a message today saying they got played on a Canadian radio station. Yes, actually, we are in the process of tracking. If you don't know what we're talking about, by the way. We've all done a poo in the sea. That video. Have we hit two mil on that yet? Ella at the social media desk

have we hit 2 million? Yeah I was just wanting to check that. I think we're at 1.9 last time I checked. 1.9 million views. I talked to my parents last night. They're so proud. So proud. Have we tracked down the Canadian radio station that has played the audio yet? The guy hasn't replied. He must

be sleeping. Yeah. Might be night time. We are going international though. We are going international, though. We're going international. I can just imagine. They'd be like, E! Well, a poo in the ocean. Who's aboot that? What did she say?

E! All right, can you stop talking about your aqua poo for one day so we can do Taylor Thursdays? Jesus, just one day I wish you wouldn't bring it up. You read out the text. Like, we've all done a poo in the sea. I'm getting that button deleted. Forever.

Like, it's going to, I'm going to put it in the trash can and then delete the trash can. Alright, guys. It's time to play a little game I like to, I like, oh. Nah, do it again, do it again. You almost nailed it. Alright, guys. It's time to play a game I like to call

Can I Get Her? Hello. Can I get a higher? Higher. A stupid idea that has turned into a fully fledged game. Well, we'll see how it goes. This is the second week playing it. Last week, I launched a game called Can I Get Her?

Essentially, it's a very simple game. All you have to do is randomly call a number and you're only allowed to say the words Can I Get Her? You know the response we're looking for. Bree picked an Irish bar in Christchurch last week. Can I Get Her?

Hello? Can I Get Her? Can I get a... Yes! You bloody legend! It was all worth it. Oh, she's gone! Started off strong with a win. It's one point to me in the game of Can I Get A.

It's my week to make the call. It's your turn. You said the person making the call gets to choose who they're calling. Yes, because I feel like it's a part of the tactics is who you call. I feel like this needs a young person to answer the phone. Yep. It's not going to work if someone like a boomer generation person answers the phone. It's probably not going to work.

No offence, boomers. Maybe I'll call my mum next week. It's a good idea. I'm going to call a surf offence, permits. Maybe I'll call my mum next week. That's a good idea. I'm going to call a surf shop. Good idea. Because you know only young,

cool people work at a surf shop. Surfies. Yeah. I'm going to call a North Beach. Ooh, okay. I feel like that's

a strong pick. Yeah, I reckon it's safe. So, here we go. Hi there, it's Saba from North Beachland Mall. How can I help? Can I get a... Can I get a... Hello?

Can I get a... Sorry? Can I get a... Yeah, what? Can I get a... Yeah? What? Can I get a... He's like, yeah, what? What do you want?

You didn't have the right tone in it. Didn't I? What's the tone then? What do you guys think, producers? I just think you didn't know. I think you just didn't know. Can I get it? He's really waiting for you to finish your sentence.

Yeah, he's like, what do you want? Can you get what? Oh, yeah. Can you get what? Well, one nil. All right, one nil to me. We'll try again next week. Bree and Clint.

What did this bride do when she found out that her partner, her boyfriend, her groom of six years. Her fiancé. Her fiancé had been cheating on her the night before they were set to get married. He cheated the night before the wedding? No, she found out. Oh. Found out the night before. Oh, what's worse? Oh, both are pretty bad. Yeah, yeah. Well, wait till you hear the details and then this story, you're not going to believe what this woman decided to do.

So it starts off by saying that they've been together for six years and on the night before the wedding, she found out through a random anonymous text message from someone. Okay. Right? So a random person has texted her out of the blue and has said this, I wouldn't marry him, will you?

Followed by a bunch of screenshots from conversations apparently between him and another woman. Oh, okay. So the screenshots, some of them said, do you want to hear what some of the screenshots were? Yeah, sure. So some of the incriminating texts included, this weekend you and I, it is on hot stuff.

Bring your A game. I feel like I'd break up with him just because of how he speaks, not because of how he's cheating. Another one. Your body is effing incredible and you do know how to use it. I wish my girlfriend had half the skills you do. Wow. Is he like cheating or is he like coaching someone in CrossFit?

Another one. I miss you so much. I can't stop thinking about you. I've never had this kind of connection before. And so on and so forth. Anyway. Do we reckon those are from the woman? The screenshots?

You reckon the screenshots are from the woman that he's cheating with? And it's like a last ditch attempt. Like she doesn't have the woman's best interests at heart. She's like trying not to get her boyfriend, which is this other lady's fiance, to marry her. Or she feels bad and guilty that this person's about to marry someone. One of the two. Yeah, one of those.

Anyway, so she decides that she's not going to call her fiance and ask him about this. She's not going to go around and see him and ask him about this. She's not going to go around and see him and ask him about this. She's not going to say anything that night. She's going to keep it to herself until the next day on the wedding day when she decides to do this. Everyone's there. She's walked down the aisle. He's done his vows. His family's there. Her family's there. They're all there. He's done his vows.

The celebrant turns to her and says, all right, it's time for you to read out your vows. Instead of reading out the vows that she had written, she decided that she would read out all the text messages that she had been sent by this anonymous person about, obviously, the affair. You want to be really sure. You know? Like, if you haven't even talked to the person yet,

you want to be so sure that it's real. You'd want to be, eh? That it's the truth. And she must be. There must have been enough in there. There must have been some sort of, like. She would have cross-checked dates that were on the text messages and things like that. I'm sure she was.

But God, you want to be so sure if you're going to do that in front of everybody at the wedding. Do you want to know what happened next? Yeah. So as she started reading out these text messages, apparently all the colour in the groom's face just drained from his entire body.

He went ghost white and she knew from looking at his face that. It was real. It was real. Anyway, his entire family apparently looked horrified by the whole thing, and then she turned to everyone and said, there's not going to be a marriage today. There won't be a wedding reception but we will have

one hell of a party. Everyone's invited apart from him. Oh my god. Yeah okay. And they continued. Best breakup ever. She said that apparently it was a great party. I mean obviously you know horrible circumstances but they had a huge party.

Everyone had a good time. Jeez, you'd have to adjust. If you were speaking at that wedding, you'd have to adjust your speech pretty quickly. I don't think they did the speech. No, you should do the speeches. That'd be funny. Jeez, you've got to make a few edits.

Do you reckon the best man would be willing to speak? Apparently the groom ran out, and the best man was the only one that ran out after him. You'd get so pissed that night. You would drink so much. Oh, my God, you would drink so much. You would drink that bar tab dry. I don't want this to happen to any of my friends,

but I do want to be at that party. You know? The party would be great, but I don't know if I'd go through the horrible wedding. Bree and Clint. And that's us, boy. At the end of another Taylor Thursday, we gave Misty and her daughter a double pass to the heiress tour,

and it felt really good. It was amazing. 13-year-old daughter. I mean, lucky. It's Taylor Swift's favourite number. It was meant to be. They're off. They're going to be there in a couple of weeks.

If you missed out, there's one more Taylor Thursday, and it's next Thursday, seven days away. So good luck with that. Hopefully we can get you there too. It's going to be so good. Good luck to everyone. What's everyone watching tonight? What's on the agenda?

Oh, God, I'm deep in True Detective at the moment. Oh, yes. With Jodie Foster. It's so grim. Oh, my God, it's so grim. I'm watching that Griselda show, also very gruesome. Is it? Like, Sofia Vergara, who is the main character in it,

she's wearing, like, a prosthetic nose and chin and stuff, plays, I think it's the grittiest role I've ever seen her play, and she, it's a true story, it's based on a true story about this woman named Griselda. And she's like a drug kingpin. And it's gruesome as. Grittier than when she played the mum on Modern Family? Oh, no, that was way grittier.

That was way grittier. Yeah. They reckon that that show is affecting, like, fashion trends at the moment. And it's brought the mob wife aesthetic into fashion. The 80s. The 80s look, yeah The mob wife with the fur coat And the glasses, definitely

the sunglasses Good choice. Hey, let's get out of here Have a great night everybody. Cam Mansell's with you for ZM's Late Show next and we'll be back with you tomorrow afternoon. See you later Bye See you later. Bye.