ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 8th July 2022

Episode Date: July 8, 2022

Don't drink this beer... Clint becomes a competitive eater! Yarns with Drax Project  Doja Cat for FridayOke!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast on a Fri-yay. Yes, Fri-yay. We apologise, there's no international birthday party today. We're running skeleton staff here, baby. We're being wiped out by bugs at the moment. Yeah, both of our producers are down and our fill-in MVP producer, Sam Duncan, is on his own. He's chasing to catch up. We're just keeping it simple.

It's all good, man. It's all good. It doesn't matter. They know. They understand. I ordered Donks an Uber to work this morning. Because you don't have a car, right? No.

And he lives about 20 minutes outside of the city. Right. So I pre-ordered him an Uber the night before. Did you know you can do that? You can pre-book them? You told me about it a couple of weeks ago. I never knew that. I booked him an Uber at 6 o'clock the night before to collect him

at 4.40 in the morning. Oh, yuck. What a horrible time. Horrible time to catch an Uber. I wake up this morning. I was up early because a stupid cat woke me up. So I got up early and I was up and so I got my Uber notifications and 25 past 4 the guy messages and says i'm outside are you ready you're way too early bro it's 25 past four in the morning no i'm not ready you've arrived 15 minutes early get ready too early what'd he say i didn't reply i just jumped out of the shower at that point and then i get a message from clint saying oh, he's early, he's here. And so I'm just like chucking stuff in my bag

and ran straight out the door. Oh God, you poor thing. It's a rough, everything is a bit more hectic at that time of day. Bloody oath it is. Every minute counts. Yeah. At that time of morning.

Which is why I was so fucked off that the cat woke me up. My alarm was set for four. The cat who scratches on the walls to wake us up, which sounds like nails on a chalkboard. Sounds terrifying. Yeah, but she does it not because she wants to scratch the walls. She does it because she knows it will

wake us up. When you're trying to sell this house, is that the greatest thing to be telling everyone? It's like, oh, our cat scratches all the walls. You should buy this place. I've painted over those. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. The ones that... What did my father-in-law tell me? Paint hides a myriad of sins.

Not in my house. My house is immaculate. Anyway, fucking cat woke me up. Alarm set for 4.30. Woke me up at 4. It's just that niggly amount where it's not worth going back to sleep because you'll go into another sleep cycle. I woke up...

That's so true. But I woke up at 4.04 this morning and I was like, I'm going to try and go back to sleep. But I'm the type of person where I usually can't. I was so tired, I went straight back to sleep, like within seconds and then woke up when my alarm went off. I was like... And were you groggy as hell when the alarm went off? No, I actually felt not too bad, which is...

And it's unusual that I even remember it because normally if you wake up in REM sleep and something happens and then you go back to sleep, you get amnesia. That's why there's a lot of people that say, oh, my alarm didn't go off. It actually did go off. You woke up and turned it off. You woke up and turned it off but you fell back into A REM cycle And you get amnesia Well you know what those people need?

What? My cat Bowie She's up for grabs She's a great alarm Why so early? Don't they sleep? It's because I've been getting up early Oh they sleep like all day

I've messed with her body clock Right There is one thing That is good about These breakfast shifts and you mentioned this to me yesterday brie is that you know we'll finish up the show roughly nine o'clock walk back out into the office and everyone else is just rocking up for the day and we're like i feel like we're two beers deep yeah i feel like i've achieved something to you

like when you wake up really early and you like punch out you know some work and stuff and then i feel real good it's because we rise and grind. Yeah. That's what we did. We rose and we ground. Except for at three in the afternoon when I'm like, I'll sleep and have a nap right here, right now. Speaking of rising and grinding, one last observation that I'll forget if I don't say it now. I went to the gym yesterday and there was a guy wearing a novelty t-shirt.

The logo was the OnlyFans logo. And I was like, oh, bold to wear an OnlyFans t-shirt to the was the only fans logo and i was like oh bold to wear an only fans t-shirt fans logo how do you know what their logo is oh it's a great question what it was you don't drill too deep he had the only fans logo on his t-shirt and it's bold decision but he'd it was a it was a parody t-shirt right it said only gains oh and i was like i hate this guy that's so shit one that's probably not a good pun that's probably one of the it doesn't even rhyme two weird flex to wear at the gym but that's a very that's a very gym bro thing to do though it's very gym bro yeah yeah yeah like if you worked oh three third thing third thing yeah was not ripped like the only way that

that would work you could make that pun work if you worked at um tan in the city like a tanning shop yeah and it was only tans yeah see that's good i'd appreciate that and then you tell your customers i actually live stream my tan tans to OnlyFans. This tan's free if you let me film it. I give you part of the cut, the commission that I make. Have you guys ever seen, I'm not obsessed, but I watch David Dobrik and his crew a lot. He's getting weird, eh? It's quite strange.

Is he getting a bit creepy? There's a lot of stuff going on, which I don't really watch them a lot anymore, but I watched this TikTok that came up on my feed the other day about his friend Corinna. She's the OnlyFan array. So what she is, she was an influencer, content creator. She's a gamer, essentially, and she made a lot of her following and money from people watching her Twitch and stream.

Anyway, she started OnlyFans. And David Dobrik did this. I saw it. You saw it. He showed her bank account. And she showed him how much she's made each month for the last 12 months. I think the lowest amount she made was $1 million. No.

I've got a big issue with that because it's essentially what he's doing is he's promoting the only fans lifestyle he's going look what you can do but it's not real she had a huge following already and that she's being promoted by one of the largest vloggers in the world not everyone is making you don't have that that kind of profile if you just go and get your winger out on OnlyFans You're just putting your dick and balls on the internet For the rest of eternity She was famous before she started

You're not guaranteed a million dollars I'd post my dick and balls on the internet for a million dollars But it's not going to happen Is that all it would take with your face in it? For a million bucks Would I post my foof on the internet? Probably For a million bucks Would I post my foof on the internet Probably For a million bucks

No You wouldn't post your schlong on the net for a million dollars No Why? It is on the It changes everything It does It makes it like 40% more

It is on the internet forever Fuck I'd hate paying like $400,000 of tax on my dick pack money. It just would hurt. I'd hate transferring that to the IRD. Yeah.

I'd be like, what can I claim back against my genitals? Just send a DP to the IRD. And be like, here's my tax payment. Bitch.

Anyway, if any millionaires have always wanted to see what I'm packing, get in the DMs We can work something out Fuck I'm tired We need to get out of here

Yeah let's go See you guys It's enough OnlyFans chat For a week I think Have a great weekend Bye Bye guys I'm coming in

Well howdy Build'em Morning everybody It's Bray and Glenn On a Friday Friday. Favourite way to kick off a Friday, Bonnie Tyler. Well, a cover. Domi Dom.

Of Domi Dom, yeah. Domi Dom. She crushed it. She crushed it. She crushed it. She didn't win the whole show. Me too. How did she not, right? If you haven't heard... That is a woman on a Brazilian talent show

doing her interpretation of Bonnie Tyler. And she is Brazilian talented too. It's a Friday morning. You know what I watched last night? What? Well, Love Island, obviously, but the J-Lo documentary. Oh, you did? Finally.

Oh, my God. It was very good, eh? How incredible is J-Lo? She's awesome. She's very inspiring, isn't it? Very inspiring, yeah. The amount of crap she copped in the media, still does, still does,

is just so disheartening, isn't it? Yeah, but she's incredible. And that performance, I've got to go back and watch that Super Bowl performance again. So good. Today on the show, we've got Drax Project live in studio with us at 8 o'clock. They're going to give us some tickets to their EP release party tonight in Auckland. We've also got Brad Weber from the Maori All Blacks on the show at 7.30. He's going to give us some tickets

to the Māori All Blacks vs Ireland this Tuesday in Wellington. We've just got tickets to everything. Yeah. And Clint's got tickets on himself. If you want those, call now. Oh, wait, I'm just kidding. What are the tickets to me?

Get you. You know the saying, oh, Clint's got tickets on himself. You don't know that saying? Nah. Is that not a thing here? I got an all-access pass to this. When someone's boasting or they're talking about themselves,

not that you were, I was just making a joke, but when someone's talking about themselves and talking it up, someone goes, oh, Clint's got tickets on himself. I've never heard that before. You've never heard that? Nah, never heard that before. You learn something new every day. Don't you just?

Yeah. It's going to be a loose show. Just the key change. Kelly, to live a day without you. Kelly, Kelly, make your mark. That's actually Clint, and that's his Friday Oki this morning. Yeah, that's me. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Tradies versus ladies. Here we go. The tradies versus the ladies. The ladies been kind of closing the gap lately. The tradies sitting on 58 wins for the year. The ladies on 49. Oh, yeah. They're within.

They're in single digits. Yes. That is a positive. Let's meet our lady first. Please welcome to the show. It's Olivia. G'day, Olivia. Hi.

How are you for a Friday, mate? I'm great. It's Friday. G'day, Olivia. Hi. How are you for a Friday, mate? Oh, I'm great. It's Friday. Yeah, boy. Why are you up at six o'clock in the morning? Well, because I'm on my way to work. What do you do for Mahi? I am a community liaison for a civil engineering company.

That sounds incredibly smart, and I'm not going to ask any other questions to incriminate myself. You're taking on our tradie today. Please welcome to the show, it's Trudy. G'day, Trudy. What do you do for work, mate? I'm an apprentice waterproofer and tiler. No way.

There you go. How's that been going? What's it like as an apprentice? They just leave me to it and I get on with the work. I thought you were going to say, they just leave me in places and don't pick me up for ages. They send you to Mitre 10 for a left handed screwdriver.

Not quite. Hey Trudy, your buzz is going to be tradie. Olivia, your buzz is going to be lady. Buzz in when you know the answer. The first person to get three questions correct this morning is going to get $. Buzz in when you know the answer. The first person to get three questions correct this morning is going to get $50 cash in their pocket. Good luck.

Here we go. Question number one. Under their white fur, what colour is a polar bear's skin? Trudy. Yes, Trudy. Black. It is, of course, black. I did not know that.

Did you not know that? I had no idea. I've never shaved a polar bear. Question number two. I did not know that. Did you not know that? I had no idea. I've never shaved a polar bear. Question number two, one to the tradies. In the 1980s kids movie Milo and Otis, what kind of animal was Milo? Lady. Yes, Olivia. Dog.

Oh, so close. Trudy. The cat. Yeah, it was the cat. It was the cat. Otis was the dog. All right, Olivia, you need this one to stop Trudy. The cat. Yeah, it was the cat. It was the cat. Otis was the dog. All right, Olivia, you need this one to stop Trudy. Question number three.

Guinness, the beer, is an invention from which country? Ladies. Yes, Olivia's in first. Ireland. That is on the money. She's back in the game. Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Right now, the best parts won't be told, no. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song Um, lady, I'll try it Yes, Olivia, have a go Is it 660? It's a good guess, but no Trudy, you want to guess? I wouldn't have a clue They are Kiwis, if that helps. We're going to have to buzz them out.

It's Drax Project. They're on the show later this morning. All right, we're still two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number five. Which car maker produces the popular golf hatchback? Lady. Yes, Olivia. VW. That is correct. We're all tied Lady. Yes, Olivia. V-Dub.

That is correct. We're all tied up. We've got a game on our hands. Here we go. Question number six. This is for the win. What was Marilyn Monroe's natural hair colour? Was it blonde?

Lady. Yes, Olivia. It was brunette. No, that's incorrect. Trudy. I think she was a redhead. She's got it. That was a very close game this morning.

That was a great game for a Friday. Taking it out for the tradies. It's the lady, Trudy. Congratulations Trudy, we've got 50 bucks coming to you. Thank you so much. Have a fantastic Friday, Trudy. Bree and Clint. Time coming to you. Thank you so much. Have a fantastic Friday, Trudy. Bree and Clint. Time to head to LA for the latest with Dean McCarthy.

From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's just dropped off. We're just trying to get him back. The goss today is that Elon Musk has two secret children with one of his staff from Tesla. Yeah, it's an executive from his company Neuralink, which is that company where they're trying to essentially put in a chip into your brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's the company that she worked at.

And it looks like it was a big secret and no one's really known about it. We've just got Dean back on the line. He'll have some more details. Dean, tell us about this Elon Musk story. Yeah, hi guys. Richest man in the world, Elon Musk has fathered twins to one of the executives in his company, right? This woman and her name is Siobhan Zillis. Actually super brilliant. She was in the Forbes 30 Under 30 and also the LinkedIn 35 Under 30. She's a brilliant, incredible woman. Anyway, so he fathered her children, twins with her.

He, the reason we all found out is why. This is not actually a secret, it seems. He actually filed a petition to have their last name changed to his last name. Okay? So the kids will have his last name, and her maiden name will be their middle name. So he is the one that was like, I want them to be named after me. So I know a lot of people are kind of headlined,

like this is a secret baby. No, it seems like he's kind of pretty open about it. He has nine children now, and they were born, when were they born? They were born around the same, slightly before his last baby. Wasn't it one month before his second child with Grimes? Right, okay.

Yeah, so there's some crossover there. So he's getting around. So he's got nine kids now, I believe, to six different baby mamas. Yeah, right. He's been around. He's been around. He's been around a bit, that's for sure. Has he? Right. Well, I mean, they want to have the Musk name.

If you want to be a child of the richest man in the world, you want to have the last name just to secure your future a little bit, don't you? But then there's that kid of his, one of his eldest children, who has just had her name legally changed by deed poll because she wants nothing to do with him. She wants absolutely nothing to do with her father. Except for the money.

Well, maybe except for the money. No, I think she doesn't want any part of it. And maybe that, you know, it is a blessing and a curse. And by the sounds of it, the twins' mum sounds like a brilliant woman. So whether, I don't know, he's in their life or not, who knows? Always a bit dodgy when it's a staff member though, isn't it? Brie and Clint.

Clint, you like to challenge yourself, don't you? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, sure. Especially this time of the morning. It's good to, you know, just push yourself. What are you planning? I saw this story about this woman. She's an Auckland based competitive eater

Her name's Nela Zizer Oh Nela Zissa Nela Zissa, sorry I've met her, we had her on 60 Seconds Oh you did? Was she amazing? Yeah, she ate like 18 soup dumplings in 60 seconds Oh my god, I watched that Yeah, she's incredible

She's awesome She's beaten a record of hers over the past couple of days, and she's posted about it online. Let's take a listen to the audio of what she's done. Hey, guys, it's Nella here. Today I've got 10,000 calories of Nutella here in front of me. Now I'm so excited because I absolutely love Nutella and I reckon this is going to be absolutely delicious. These containers are one kilo each which means that

both of them together equal two kilos which is 4.4 pounds. I did this video once before and my time was 13 minutes and 15 seconds so today basically I'm going to try to beat that time. Oh, clap her in, guys. She's done it in 12 minutes and 27 seconds. Did she eat two kilos of Nutella? She did. In 12 minutes and 27 seconds. Now, obviously, you're not a competitive eater.

No. And we would never ask you to... And I don't particularly like Nutella either. You know, to even attempt. Oh, you don't like Nutella? Oh, this is awkward. I don't mind it. I've just seen those images where it shows you how much of the jar is sugar.

I love Nutella. It's delicious. And I would never ask you, obviously, to do this challenge. Good. Thank you. I will, however, ask you. I've bought this jar of Nutella. And it's a small one.

I mean, it's just a small jar. It's a little baby jar. It's a little baby jar. How many grams is this? It's just your standard jar of Nutella. 400. 400 grams. I've got a spoon here.

So what we're going to do is we're going to play a song and we're going to see how much of this small jar, because, I mean, she had 12 minutes, 27 seconds to take down two kilos. You're going to have, what, three, four minutes? Three minutes, 30. To try and take down this small jar. I mean, easy. Right, okay, what's in it for me if I finish the jar?

The pure satisfaction knowing that you've done this. You haven't even thought it through, have you? No. Give me the jar. Oh my god, I can't wait. Alright. Roll the cameras. See how we go. Let's get into this baby. Get into it, mate. Brian Clint. Deja vu. Olivia

Rodrigo on ZM with Brian Clint filling in for Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Clint can't speak right now. I feel awful. I feel so yuck. How dry is your mouth right now? I've eaten like half a jar of Nutella. Show me.

Oh, come on. Is it half? More than you, Eden. My tongue is stuck to the roof of my mouth from eating this Nutella. I wasn't testing myself this morning, you know. I didn't feel like testing myself either. Honestly, my tongue is tired from sucking all this Nutella.

You look so ridiculous. He looks like he's got a shade of Nutella lipstick on. Well, I quit this challenge. You quit? I quit. I don't want any more Nutella. Okay, okay. Here's the deal. What about if I give you the rest of the show? Yeah, I'm good.

I reckon I'll... Are you sure? The rest of the show... I reckon I'll good. I reckon I'll... Are you sure? The rest of the show... I reckon I'll leave it to competitive eating. I need to get some water. I'd love to get her in here to see her do that. My lips are stuck to my teeth. You good? Yeah, I'm good. I'm going to go rinse my mouth out. I'm good

with this Nutella, by the way. I'm done. Are you sure? Because that is 100% your jar now. Brianne Clint. Clint, have you ever heard of an eyebrow transplant? No. Neither. No, but I can think of some friends I knew who did some early 2000s over plucking

that could do with an eyebrow transplant. Yeah, I mean, there was, you know, that era where some of us dodged a bullet and others weren't so lucky. Were you a heavy plucker? No. No. Never. You're all natural.

I'm all natural, baby. And I'm so glad now because, obviously, big eyebrows are in. I've told you my theory about eyebrows, eh? What? About how thin ones are coming back. Yeah, you have told me that. It was because of the filter. No, no. That's not why I thought

they were coming back. That's what confirmed it for me. They'll be back. Give it five years. Thin eyebrows will be back. Do you want me to pluck yours? No. No, I can pluck them. I'll pluck them nice and thin. I'll pluck them real good. I've got a new hairdresser who gives them a little trim for me now when I get my haircut. I can trim them for you.

No, no, no. I'll trim them up real nice. No, no, she just gets a little flowery bit. What do you want? Party in the front, business in the back. You let me know. I'll get rid of that monobrow of yours too. What about that monobrow we saw at the airport last week?

That was the most solid monobrow I've seen. Oh, my God. In such a long time. I said to Clint, producer Donks, I was like, oh, my God, look at this guy's monobrow. I wasn't ready. I was not ready. It is beautiful.

Look at it. It was, you know, you talk about like your bit of hair in the middle. This was one solid eyebrow. Solid monobrow. All the way across. And it was thick. It was like Eugene Levy thick. It was real black.

Yeah. Yeah. It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I think I've only ever seen one monobrow before and it was a guy in a supermarket in dunedin yeah but the thing is right is that you don't want to stare no it just once you realize it's like oh okay yeah it really raises some eyebrow doesn't it yeah i think people that have one though are proud of it i hope so oh you do you boo and they should be because it's very rare. Anyway, we're getting off track.

So there's a woman that I saw who's spoken out about her eyebrow transplant. Oh, not her monobrow. No, she didn't have a monobrow. She did exactly what we were talking about. She over plucked her eyebrows and then she was really sad about it, obviously, when eyebrows came back in. Yeah. about it, obviously, when eyebrows came back in. Yeah. And she finally decided.

When eyebrows came back in. It's true. And she decided that she was going to go under the knife, a procedure that took three hours. And it's essentially the same as like a male transplant, hair transplant. They shave your head, like your hair, and then they take individual hair follicles

and then implant them into the area that you want them. Wow. So she's got hair from her head on her eyebrows now. But it's different here. They're so different. Eyebrows are so different to the hair on your head. Let's take a listen to Is isabel who got an eyebrow transplant morning after the day of the operation so my face is more than okay it's swollen a little bit like

under my eyes yesterday but i wake up like super fresh i think you can see the final result after a year maybe less the so it's been a year and Isabel has given an update and said it's going great. I love them. The only issue is, though, is that because it's hair from her head, it still grows as fast as like the hair on your head. So she's got. She's got to get eyebrow haircuts. So she gets eyebrow haircuts once a month.

Wow. Well, to be fair, so do I So she gets eyebrow haircuts once a month. Wow. Well, to be fair, so do I. Like I said before, once a month they go in and just scissor off those bits. That's fascinating. Isn't it? Yeah. You'd be gutted because eyebrows fall out so easily.

Watch, I can pull like four or five out in one go. Mate, don't do that. See? They come out so easily. You'd be gutted if you had transplants and they just came out, eh? Do yours not come out? Is that just mine? They just pull straight out.

No, mine don't come out. I wonder if she can plait them. Bree and Clint. Have you seen this story about this guy? I think he's from Nelson, but him and his friend got a ticket. They were both riding on motorbikes. Oh, yeah. And they each got, I believe, a speeding ticket. It was riding on motorbikes. Oh, yeah. And they each got, I believe, a speeding ticket.

It was like $80 speeding ticket. Oh, yeah. But he has since spent nearly over $5,000 trying to get out of this ticket. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah. So his friend and him appealed the ticket. So they were like, you know how you can do that. And then his friend got let off and he didn't for some reason. So then he's been to court.

He's paid for all these different things to try and get out of this ticket. But he spent $5,000. Well, that's... He said... Trying to avoid $80. Yeah, well, he said it had cost him more than $5,000 so far in transport, accommodation, legal costs, having engaged a Nelson lawyer to assist him

and all that type of thing. He's clearly one of those guys who just can't let things go. Like, he's decided, I'm not paying this ticket and he's talked about it too much to his mates. He's like, there's no way I'm paying this ticket. So he has to follow through. I know, because you much to his mates. He's like, there's no way I'm paying this ticket. So he has to follow through. I know. Because you get to the point where you're like, oh, I want to appeal it.

And then you see your mate get off and you're like, well, I've done the exact same thing as him. And then it gets to where it's like, you know, it's the principle of it. Yeah. So you're like, I'm going to fight this. And then you fight it for a little bit. Nothing comes of it. So you've spent a bit of money. You're like, well, I've come this. And then you fight it for a little bit. Nothing comes of it. So you've spent a bit of money.

You're like, well, I've come this far. I may as well spend a bit more money. And then it gets out of hand. Even though there's an $80 get out ticket ready when you want to pay it. Just pay the $80 ticket. I do get it. I have really dragged out a ticket before because I didn't want to pay it. It didn't cost me any money.

Right. But I got out of the ticket. And I can tell you how I did it. How? It wasn't this. Oh, did you flash someone? Yeah. Those tiny nipples of yours. No, it wasn't a speeding ticket.

It was a parking ticket inside one of those private parking buildings. Those tickets are mega. They're huge. They're stupid. They're like $80 to $120 for parking. And I can't remember the exact details of it, but I had paid for parking, and I think maybe I was slightly over time

or something like that, but very marginally, and they whacked me with $120. And I just went, nah, I'm not having it. I'm not having this. So I emailed the, I went on the website for the parking. Can I speak to the manager, please? Exactly right.

And I wrote down why I thought the fine was unfair. I wrote a 5,000 word essay on why I think I should not pay for this ticket. They came back to me and they said, you're wrong, pay the ticket. And I said, okay. You're wrong, you pay the ticket. Well, no, but I said, I disagree with you.

Please put me in touch with someone in management. Oh my God, you're Karen. I Karened it. I Karened my way out of this ticket. And so they did. And the person in management said, thanks for your email. I agree with my employee. You need to pay this ticket.

And then they say, this is what they said. You better have a good outcome. And then they say, this is what they said to you. This better have a good outcome. They said, this case is closed. When you reply to that email, the case is reopened again. The case is open. So a long story short,

I just kept emailing them until they went, you know what, don't worry about it. This is taking up too much time. And I got out of the parking ticket. I didn't have to pay the parking ticket. For being annoying? For being annoying.

Literally for being just too annoying. I think it was about seven or eight emails over a month. And by the end they went, you know what? Is it worth it? Like this guy announced that it's about the principal. Oh, your time and effort. It's about the principal. I'd already said to Lucy, my wife, I said, I'm not paying this ticket.

And I had to get out of it. And then when I told her I got out of the ticket, she goes, you're a loser. She's like, cool, man. Glad you spent all this time and effort. Do you remember when I got out of a ticket when I first moved to New Zealand? Oh, because you said you had diarrhea. No.

No. Didn't you? You were on the motorway and you said you had to go to the toilet. I did not say that. You're like, I'm speeding to the toilet. We went to that buffet and I was driving home and I'd had a bit too much to eat and I was speeding to the toilet. We went to that buffet and I was driving home and I'd had a bit too much to eat and I was

trying to unbutton my pants. Oh, that's right. And you were swerving. And I swerved slightly because I was trying to get my pants undone and they were so tight and I got pulled over by the police and he goes, were you on your phone? And I said, look, I'll be honest, I wasn't on my phone. I went to a buffet.

I ate too much and I was trying to get my pants undone. And he goes, the cop, it was so Kiwi. He was like, prove it. And so I lifted my shirt up and my pants were undone. He goes, you're free to go. Legit. It was the best moment ever. He had to let you off at that stage. Yeah.

Because he'd said, he'd said prove it. And if you went, that's inappropriate. We were like having a laugh because I think he could tell that I was genuine. And he was like,

never heard that one before. Off you go. He was like, this girl's got diarrhea. Give her a police escort. Why does diarrhea keep coming into it? That was the next day. We're asking you guys, when did you get out of a ticket?

And how'd you do it? And how'd you do it? Because it's good life advice to get in case you maybe ever need to use it. Yeah, you did actually flash the cop when you think about it to get out of your ticket. Well, he didn't see much. You flashed him your open pants. Yeah. My belly button.

He might have seen my belly button. Could he see your knickers? No. Nah? Nah, because the zip wasn't all the way down, I don't believe. Not yet. Not yet. As soon as he left, the zip came down.

Mel's caught up. Hi, Mel. G'day, Mel. Good morning, guys. How are we? Good, thank you, mate. Have you done this? Have you gotten out of a ticket?

Well, I haven't flashed a cop, but I did get out of a ticket. Oh, is that just me, Mel? Yeah, that's for you, mate. That's for you. Okay, what did you do? So I just opened my business up in Palmy. We do nutritional beverages and I was running late. This was like day three of opening. I live in Masterton. I was driving to Palmy. I was hoofing it and I got pulled over by this cop and he was like, look, mate, sorry, I'm going to sue you for speeding. I was like, yeah, that's fine. Look, I was in a rush. And he goes, and your licence? You're an Australian licence holder. I was like, yeah, full licence. And he was like,

I'm going to have to do you for your licence too, love. It's an inappropriate licence for New Zealand. I was like, oh, okay, sort of going through my head, do I argue with him? And I thought, no, no, just take the ticket, Mel. Got the paperwork in the mail, and the ticket for the speeding was 80 bucks. Happy with that. My fault.

Got the ticket for the licence, and it was 400 bucks. What? $400? $400. For being an Australian? Well, being in Kiwi on an Australian license. And I was like, no way. So I rang the number on the thing, and the lady goes,

look, love, definitely dispute that. Just email. Yeah, that is crazy. Email the little link. So I emailed them, and I said, look, and I put in my email that I've got two years to drive on my Australian license. Yeah, you tell them.

I'm allowed. And they shouldn't have given me the ticket. And guess what, guys? You got out of it. Yes, Mel. I got off. It was the right thing to do. Yeah, well done.

Absolutely it was, Mel. Look, I know what happened there. What? I'm pretty sure. I don't know. What time was this around, Mel? Was it a time when the Wallabies had just won the Bledisloe or something? No, it might have been after the All Blacks won some cup.

Do you know what I mean? He's annoyed. He's annoyed. Yeah, he's got an extra grind against the Aussies. I think he was taking it out on them. Yeah, I think so too. Someone's texting to say they got out of a bus lane ticket. Oh, the bus lane ones really grow my ears.

They're real expensive too. Because sometimes you have to be in the bus lane just really quickly and if the camera gets you. Remember I got three in a row? That's right. In one month? Oh, yeah. Yeah, like at the end of last year.

Well, this person says if you ask the council to prove calibration of the camera and there's no certificate of calibration, then you get no fine. That's catching them on a technicality, isn't it? That is a great technicality. Cheryl's here. Hi, Cheryl. Hi. Was that you?

Was that you in the bus lane? Yeah, that was me, yeah. Does it work? Yeah. I got off a $150 fine. I was wrecked. Wow. You're kidding me, Cheryl.

How did you know? We were in a different town and it was a road that we'd used previously and anyway, my husband and I were coming back to Rotorua from the Mount and we went up Lynx Avenue and anyway, I didn't even know the road

turned into a bus lane. That's amazing, Cheryl. I got right full though. They sent me the infringement notice and when I got off the infringement notice, they emailed me to say that they'll let it go this time but next time they won't be so lenient. And then they sent photos of the big painted lines and everything in the bus lane

and warning that there's a $150 fine if you go down this road. How awkward is it, Cheryl? Because I've got, as I said, I've got done for being in the bus lane and there's a $150 fine if you go down this road. How awkward is it, Cheryl? Because I've got, as I said, I've got done for being in the bus lane and there's a big photo of your car in the bus lane. And you're like, well, can't get out of that one, can I? Two texts here. Someone said I got out of a ticket because I was crying.

It wasn't on purpose, but still it was a win anyway. You should read out the police officer one. This is the other one I wanted to read. It says, I am a police officer and I got called to a vehicle swerving. The lady I pulled over proceeded to poo her pants

to try and getting out of an evidential breath test. She actually pooed her pants. I mean, the commitment. Not, yeah. But like, the commitment. Not yet. Not. But like, above anything, like the commitment.

The cop's like, now I have to breath test you and you've pooed your pants. This is the worst day ever. They're like, I'm not taking you back to the cells. The Māori All Blacks take on Ireland again next week on Tuesday at Sky Stadium in Wellington and we're very stoked to have on the show this morning All Black, Māori All Black, Mighty Chiefs mana halfback

and All Blacks resident DJ is Brad Webber. Morning! G'day, Brad. Morning. Morning, guys. Or as your friends call you, Brad Go Webber Go. How you doing, man? How's things gearing up to play the Irish again with the Māori All Blacks? Nah, it's good, man.

We got in to Wellington a couple of days ago. So, nah, we're training hard. We've got a big day to get prepared for them. We had a pretty good win first time round so You guys smashed it. You absolutely killed it. Yeah we did the boys are riding high on a bit of confidence so hopefully we do the same again this Tuesday

That's what you want, confidence going into the second game. Brad it's been a tough couple of years for live sport what's it been like playing these international games again? Yeah it's really good. I had the experience, obviously, playing with no crowds, which is terrible.

So, yeah, it's great having sorts of games over here, and especially for Māori, we're playing a tier one nation like Ireland. It doesn't happen every so often. The last time was the British and Irish Lions, and before that it was 2010. So these sort of opportunities don't come around very often for us.

You've got experience playing for both the Māori All Blacks and the All Blacks. What's the big difference in getting ready for a test match with these two teams and which team has the better food for you guys? I think New of Rugby probably spends a bit more

money on the All Blacks so the food there is probably ah that's not what I

was hoping for right okay but what I will say is the different like preparedness

of Māori is more than just rugby there's a lot of cultural stuff that

goes on here we've got a full time kaumātua that comes on tour

with us and we're doing a whole heap of learning a lot about a te ao Māori, which is pretty cool for a guy like me. Obviously, I know I don't look Māori, but I've got that whakapapa and that ancestry, and so time is gold for me. I learn so much about Māori culture

and my own history, which is pretty cool for someone like me. I learn so much about Māori culture and my own history, which is pretty cool for someone like me. Exactly right. It's not about looking Māori. I don't look Māori either. That's not the point. So that's really good. It's about representation and you guys are doing something awesome outside of rugby. I know you're big on the turntables. I know you like to get on the ones and twos. Didn't you open for Netsky

when he was here in New Zealand, Brad Webber? I did, yes. I did a couple years ago. It was fun. I hadn't done a single gig up until that point. Just start with opening for Netsky at Spark Arena. That is a massive gig. So what gigs are you doing? When rugby finishes this summer, what

gigs is DJ Brad Webber playing this summer? Rhythm and Vines. Can we see you at R&V coming up later this year? Yeah, I could be keen for R&V. I haven't got any offers yet. Actually, there was one in Auckland, I think, last weekend I got asked to do, but I couldn't make it. But definitely keen over the summer when I've got a bit more time.

Brad, I'm interested to know, when you're on the decks, what is your go-to signature song that you play? Yeah, the four-filler. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, as you know, Clint, it's depending on what your crowd is. You know, you've got to read the crowd. Yeah, absolutely.

Oh, it's a true DJ. But I think you can't go wrong with Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Can You? Oh, tune! What a tune! You have won a few people over this morning with that. What an absolute fire song. Kiwis love a workaround, a bit of a Kiwi ingenuity solution. You know like when you don't have a cork opener for the wine

and you try and get it open with a hammer and nail? No, you just get a knife and you chop the top off. Actually, don't do that because it's very dangerous. You drink the shards of glass. Gets you drunk faster. The Great New Zealand Wine Census has gone down and it's unearthed some strange things about how

Kiwis drink their wine. There's nothing I love more than the Wine Census. It's my favourite census. Better than the Population Census. One in ten Kiwis admitted to heating wine up in the microwave. Why? Is that like bootleg mulled wine? Is that why you would do that? Oh, yeah, okay.

I can kind of see that now. Two thirds of Kiwis have snuck wine into an event or somewhere that they shouldn't be. No comment. Two thirds sounds a bit low, to be honest with you. Yeah, it sounds quite low. And 5% of New Zealanders have admitted to making champagne using the SodaStream, which works out to 200,000 New Zealanders.

That's a lot of people. And to be honest, something that I've never really thought of doing. No. But when you say it out loud, genius. Genius, right? It's a great idea. So I asked the good people at Wine Friend, who commissioned the wine census, if they could send us their nicest bottle of still wine,

not sparkling. This was a way to get free wine, wasn't it? 100%. And you and I are going to attempt to make champagne this morning. All right. Soda stream. So I've brought in my soda stream from home. You've got a peach-coloured soda stream.

A bit fancy, eh? In the big bottle. I've got a bottle of wine here we're going to use. What type? This is the Darling Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc 2021. All right, just your standard... Would you like to taste first? Are you happy for me to...

No, I'm fine. I feel like that is the most awkward thing when they make you taste the wine. What are you going to say? That's horrible. Take it back.

You've already opened it. Do you know what I mean? Ugh, yuck. How much wine do you think we need to put in here into the SodaStream bottle? Do we need to do it right up to the wine?

You need to do the full, yeah, the full bottle. Okay, in she goes. It's quite fizzy already. How am I going to stop this? Oh, you've really done a number on yourself. Hey, this is interesting. A SodaStream bottle holds almost exactly one full bottle of wine.

Perception. Coincidence? It's meant to be. I think not. Okay, I'm going to put this on here, and would you like to do the honours? The honours? I'm not the best at SodaStreaming. So you're going to be the champagne creator here.

Imagine if they made this a thing in a restaurant. It was like... Okay, you ready? Yep. Here we go. Oh, not too much. Is that enough? I don't know.

Is that enough? I don't know. I'll do one more. I feel like you do two pumps. You meant to wait for the machine to fart, eh? Oh. Oh, no, it's coming out. I think that's enough. Is that enough? I don't know. I'll do one more. I feel like you do two pumps. You meant to wait for the machine to fart, eh? Oh, no, it's coming out. I think that's enough. Is it enough?

Okay, we'll go one more. Okay, one more. Okay, one more. Okay, that's enough. Does it look fizzy? Does it look champagne-ish? It looks, it kind of looks like bubble bath. It's so fizzy.

I have two champagne flutes for us. Delightful. Ready to go? So let's see. I'm just going to take this out. Hold on. Have we managed to create champagne this morning? This is going to spray all over me. Oh! No! No! No! Too fizzy?

I think we put too much. Well, whip it off. Just whip it off. Okay, okay. Get it off. Get it off. Get it off. Get it off. Get it off. Oh, no! No! No! It's not a screw. You just pull it out. Just whip it off. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, get it off. Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off. Oh no, no, no. It's not a screw. You just pull it out. It's everywhere. Ah!

Alright. We have noticeably less wine than what we started with. But it looks fizzy to me. You can taste it off the ground if you want. Champagne floor suck. Okay, here we go. Let's try this out.

If we have mastered this, we are going to save people so much money. Imagine weddings going forward. You can just buy the cheapest stuff in the world. We should be the face of this. SodaStream, get in touch if you want to do a collab. Okay, taste test. Okay, cheers. Hey, to good health.

To good health. To the weekend. To wealth and good health. To health and wealth And bootleg champagne Cheers Not bad Not bad at all

I mean I need one more taste Pretty good I mean I don't know what good champagne tastes like normally I mean It's fiz't know what good champagne tastes like normally, so... I mean... It's fizzy and it's whiny. It is.

And the only bad thing is half the bottle's on the ground. But other than that... That is a bit of a life hack. Once we master that, the fizzing process... Yeah, that'll take a few goes. I mean, there's a couple of kinks to work out, but yeah. But other than that, very good. Try it at home.

Drax Project are going to be so excited when they get here. Yeah, they're going to love it. Bree and Clint. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. Every Friday in the afternoon where we usually do our show, we play the One Second Song Challenge. It's where you join us to guess songs as quickly as you can to win yourself 50 bucks.

That's right. The first team to get three right wins. You want to be on Team Bree or Team Clint? April, where are you going? Team Bree. Team Bree. Jump aboard. Okay, we'll lock you in.

That means, Sarah, you're on Team Clint, okay? Okay, cool. Morning, mate. Jump aboard. Okay, we'll lock you in. That means, Sarah, you're on Team Clint, okay? Okay, cool. Morning, Sarah. Morning. Sous Chef Sam is going to run the One Second Song Challenge this morning. Hi, Sam. G'day, Sam. Hello, hello.

It stinks of wine in here. Yeah. That's the way I like it. It's ambiance. We like that old bar smell in our studios. Set the scene for this game. Yeah. That's exactly what it smells like.

Are we running a theme in the one second song challenge today? We are, the theme today is debut songs Debut songs Okay, so Brie and I will go first and buzz in with our names And then on the second song, April and Sarah, you guys are going to give it a go, okay? Give it a go, okay? Okay Alright, let's go

So, are we ready for the first song? We are ready Go Brie Brie Oh It's not Kesha Kesha TikTok? Correct First song. Ready. We are ready. Go. Brie. Brie. Oh. Is.

Oh. It's not Kesha. Kesha TikTok. Correct. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go April.

When you said it's not Kesha, I was like, what an idiot. She's going to screw this up. My gut straight away said Kesha. All right. 1.2. Brie and April. Sarah and April, it's over to you this time. You guys need to buzz in.

Okay. You ready for song number two? Hi, Sarah. I heard April first. Yeah, same, just. Rihanna? Yeah, but what Rihanna song? Pondi Repeat.

No, you's done it. Wow, that was seriously impressive, April. You could hear her kind of being like, Pondi Replay. Yeah. Hey, Sarah, how are you feeling? Yeah, that was very impressive. Look, our back's against the ropes here.

We need to go three from three for these last ones. We can do it, okay, Sarah? We can do it. I always stuff it up at this point. All right, Brie and Clint, are you ready for number three? Song number three. Yeah, ready. Clint.

Oh, that's easy. That's Hanson and Imbop. It is. Yeah! The song that is on Birthday Banger, it seems like every week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Sarah, I've done my bit. It's over to you now, okay?

April, close this thing out. Come on, you got it. We are two to one. Here's song number four. April. April. Come on, April. What is it?

Old Town Ride,, Lil' Magic. You've got it. April, we make a good team this morning. $50 cash coming your way. Thank you. You are one of the greatest One Second Song Challenge players we've ever had, April. Very good. Thank you.

Can you please call back and play on my team next week? Okay, cool. Bree and Clint. That's Doja Cat in Vegas. It's eight minutes after eight. That's the song we're going to sing for Friday Oki this morning. Attempt to sing, yes. Attempt to sing.

We're covering that song. Don't talk about Friday Oki in front of the Drax Project. We've got to hear it now. Oh, no. I'm here next to the crowd. That's the only reason we came in this morning. You're here to hear us sing Doja Cat yeah

oh prepare to be disappointed let's do a Drac song next week you reckon yeah I'd love to try actually it'd be embarrassing because we also know them

normally the people we do like butcher their songs we don't have to ever talk to them again oh no that'd be great I would like it would be an honour

okay we'll look into it maybe we could do something. Oh, no, that'd be great, please. It would be an honour. Okay, we'll look into it. Maybe we could do something new from the new EP. That'd be great. Because your Diamond EP is out today, yeah? Yes. Fantastic stuff. I'm just trying to inject a bit of energy into here.

Obviously, you were talking about how sleepy we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a release day, fellas. Whoa! Look me in the eyes. The boys are on. The boys are on today today It's been a while Since you guys have released

A new body of work Is that right? Yeah It's been four years We literally have only Dropped singles Over the last wee while That is bollocks

Bollocks Has it been four years Since like a You know A full EP From you lads A full record I think so

Yeah Something like that Oh my god Well this is massive Where's the excitement? Is this you? Maybe it's the excitement? This is huge. Maybe it's because we've been hearing these songs.

These songs haven't been finished for a long time. Yeah, that's probably it. The Drex machine is back in full swing though. We actually are. I saw you guys singing the national anthem

at Eden Park last week before the All Blacks game. That was fun. I'm still nervous. It's already happened and I'm still nervous. You can see him shaking. There's a great comment

where Sian's standing at the front, front and centre to sing the anthem, and then the other three boys are surrounding him and also singing, but someone's commented and said, when your mum makes you take your brothers to the gig. What was it? When your mum makes you... Exactly, yeah.

It's so good. It's so true. So true. I didn't see it when Matt posted it first. You're hogging the microphone. Give me a turn. Mum said you have to give me a turn on the national anthem. She said I could do this verse.

So things are happening again for Drax. Is it too early to talk about summer plans or tours? We've got a whole album we want to release also this year. Before summer. Before summer. An album to go with the EP? Yeah. Or no, no, like a separate thing.

Okay. Like EP, this is like some stuff we've been working on for a while. And then like another somewhere between 10 to 14 songs on a, like separate songs, new songs. We have been busy. Oh, I can't wait for this. It's going to be great. So tonight there's an EP release party going down in Auckland.

Yes. You can still buy some tickets to this, but you said you're running a very big guest list as well. Well, we wanted to invite a bunch of friends. It's been a while since we got to play a gig. We had music come out

and we get to play music live. We've been waiting a long time for this. It's a great combo. We've got DJ Nervous playing there. Yes. You know DJ Nervous?

DJ Nervous? Yeah. I don't think anyone knows who DJ Nervous is. Are you DJing at your own gig? Yeah, I'm nervous. So,

the beauty of it is that because the name is DJ Nervous, if it goes horribly wrong, you've got to clear it out. He was nervous.

You just put your hands up and you go, I'm nervous! But if he kills it, it's like, wow. And excitingly enough as well, he'll be going back to back with your old painting boss,

The Painter Guy. Yeah, we're really excited. The world famous DJ The Painter Guy. God, we're really selling him. The world famous DJ The Painter Guy. God, the most relatable DJs in the world. He's a good DJ. And Acacia's playing. That's going to be awesome. We've got some double

passes to give away to this. Give us a code word to text in to 9696 and we'll pick out some people. What's the code word? DJ Nervous. What was your guys' words? TPG. TP words? TPG. TPG? TPG, the painter guy. All caps, TPG, the painter guy.

Okay, we'll pick out some randoms that text in TPG to 9696. Shout out the painter guy. Are we saying some dirty words on air? No, the painter guy, that's his brand. And also, Brie, what's new? If you are saying dirty words on here. Matt, it's very true. It's very true. He obviously listens to our show.

Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oaky. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. If you haven't heard this before on our afternoon show,

we do apologise for the next couple of minutes of radio. It's a long-running feature on our show. We weekly take on a song to cover. We work with a professional audio engineer who does a great job with our voices of making them sound as good as possible but we only give him 15 minutes to do it. That's right he polishes the turds and rolls them in glitter. We take a week

about picking the songs and this week it's Breeze Selection. That's right. One of my favourite songs on our playlist, on the ZM playlist right now. The Elvis movie is doing big things so I had to go with Doja Cat Vegas. Risky. Risky. It's got singing and rapping in it. Mate, I figure, you know, everything is a risk when you and I are doing it. We

have got both of these ready to go. We are looking for five people this morning on 0800 dial ZM to decide the winner, but you have to hear both of them first. That's right. So here it comes. This is Bree's Doja Cat first. Good luck. Fraud player, I get it I understand, I understand You ain't the man, you ain't the man You ain't nothin' but a hound dog Hound dog, hound dog You ain't nothin' but a Play gettin' valet around with that whole whip

Two fingers up, one down with my toast tin Blew that with my booze, I put a cork in it Love it when you be crying out When I'm costated I don't think you gon' make it Drill a lip and start raging I'ma lose my patience This ain't St. in Vegas

There's more sides to the story I'ma tell everybody Had your ass sitting courtside With your arm around me Had your ass sitting first class With your burnouts out in Abu Dhabi Could've been what we should've been But you lost the bet

Now you gotta find me Find a seat I ain't playing this hide and seek How's school but you lost a bet now you gotta find me. Find a seat. I ain't playing this hide and seek. High school when you finally peat. I'm dog, I'm fine to treat.

I'm a bad bitch. Woo! Woo! Get it! Doja Cat, is that you? Doja Bree. Doja Bree.

Doja Bree. You did a good job. My question is, what is Doja Cat talking about? No idea. Absolutely no idea. Why is she talking about Abu Dhabi in the middle of that?

I don't know, but I had such a fun time doing that. Audio engineer Sam and I had a great time. He was like, you actually were bad this week. And I said, appreciate that. We'll see if it's the best one. It's got to take down my Doja Cat first, okay? So here it comes. This is Doja Clint. Doja Cat first, okay? So here it comes. I get it.

This is Doja Clint. Doja Clint. I guess. I get it. Once you've heard both, we're looking for five people to call 0800-DIAL-ZM and pick a winner for us this morning. All right, let's get it.

I get it. Brian Clint, here's my Doja Cat for Friday Oaky. You ain't nothing but a Y'all playa, I get it Fraud playa. I get it. Fraud player. I get it. I understand.

I understand. You ain't the man. You ain't the man. You ain't nothing but a hound dog. Hound dog. Hound dog. You ain't nothing but a player getting valet round in that hole whip. Two fingers up, one down with my host hand

Flew down with my boobs out put a cork in it Love it when you be crying out when I'm corseted. I don't think you gon make it. I don't think you start raging I'm be losing my patience. This ain't staying in Vegas There's more sides to this story I'ma tell everybody Had your ass sitting corset with your arm around me Had your ass in first class with your burn ass. I don't know Abu Dhabi. Could have been what we should have been, but you lost the bet. Now you've got to find me.

Find a seat. I ain't playing now. Hide and seek. High school when you finally peak. How a dog can't find a treat. I'm a bad bitch, but. Oh, God. So good.

It's so embarrassing because people might not have heard Friday Oaky with us in the morning before and they're like, what are these try-hards doing? This might be the first time they've heard it. It's Friday and on our show in the afternoon, Friday means Friday Oaky. Friday Oaky. A lot of people on the text machine saying, good way to kick off a Friday. I reckon. Yeah, a bit of fun. Yeah, I reckon.

You get to laugh at some people making dicks of themselves. Breacho's Doja Cat, hers sounded like this. Mine sounded like this. Mine sounded more like Elvis was having a hernia. You ain't nothing but a y'all player, I get it. Fraud player, I get it. Mine sounded more like Elvis was having a hernia. You know? Oh, you ain't nothing but a... Oh, I got a hemorrhoid.

This gets judged by the people. Five of them on 0800 dial ZM. Greer has got through this morning. Hi, Greer. G'day, Greer. Hello. Mate, what are your thoughts this morning? Who do you want to vote for? Greer. I'll. Hi, Greer. G'day, Greer. Hello. Mate, what are your thoughts this morning? Who do you want to vote for?

Bree. I'll take that, Greer. Just straight up. Doja Bree. No comments. Thank you, Greer. One vote for Bree. Vanessa's here.

Kia ora, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Morning, the team. How are we? Good, mate. Any feedback for us this morning? Bree, for the first time, I didn't actually cringe

listening to Friday Oki. You totally smashed it. Oh, thank you, Vanessa. I felt like it was pretty good. Don't you love a backhanded compliment? Yeah. Hey, Vanessa,

I'll take all the backhanded compliments. Hey, Clint, my daughter wants to say something to you. Go on then. I'm going to give you an A for effort. A for effort. Okay, I'll take that A to say something to you. Go on, then. I'm going to give you an A for effort.

A for effort. Okay, I'll take that A for effort. Thank you very much. Let's go to Peter. Kia ora, Peter. Hi, Peter. Hi. What did you think this morning, Peter?

Well, I agree with Vanessa. Normally, I don't like listening to those songs after you guys have given it a go. But I think Goja Bree killed it. Oh, Peter, my head's swelling as we speak. Doja Bree in the his house. Okay, that's three. That's the win. But let's see if you can get the down trail.

Chanel's here. Hi, Chanel. Hi, Chanel. Hey, guys. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Did that make your morning, Chanel, having a laugh? Heck yeah.

That was awesome. Do you have any idea what Doja Cat's talking about? Because we don't. No idea. No idea. Okay. Well, what do you reckon? I'll never figure it out.

Who's your winner for Friday Okie this morning, Chanel? I'm going to go against the rest of them and go you, Clint. I'm on the board. There you go, mate. I can keep my pants on this morning. Oh, is that what happens? Yeah, down trail, you have to drop your decks and do a lap of the pool table. Do you?

That's what happens. Okay, well, thank you so much for voting for Clint Bench now. One more. Mel's here. Hi, Mel. Hi, Mel. Round us out this morning, mate. What are your thoughts?

Of course it's Brie. She was awesome. Oh, thanks, Mel. I had a bit of flow this week for once in my life. It was cool. mate what are your thoughts of course it's Bree she was awesome oh thanks Mel I had a bit of flow this week for once in my life it was cool she's been eating

her kiwi fruit I think you know after having about 264 bad weeks I was due for a good week well there you go a 4-1 victory

to Bree and Friday Oki for Doja Cat you ain't nothing but a dog player I get it player, I get it. Fraud player,

I get it. Banger. Absolute banger. I had so much fun this week and we appreciate all your feedback on the text machine too. Someone said, I want to hear Brie's mum hit that song. Brie and Clint. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Brie and Clint. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Birthday Banger. Sorry, I literally just went, what am I doing later today? And then I was like, you're still on air. You're still on air. This is Birthday Banger. We do this every day on our show at 5.30. We take your birthdays and we figure out what were the songs

that were number one on people's 16th. A Friday morning Birthday Banger. That'll be good. Emily's here. Kia ora, Emily. Hi, Emily. How you going? Good, thank you. How's your Friday? Are you keen for the weekend, this weekend? You up to much? Yeah, well, usually it'd be sports for kids, but it's absolutely pouring down here in Christchurch. Day off, day off, day off. Yeah, get the hash browns on.

Okay, give us your birthday, Emily. We'll tell you what was number one on your 16th. The 24th of July, 1983. All right, Emily, that means you were 16 in 1999. And on your 16th birthday, Emily, this would have been number one. Oh, side and side. Baby, baby, die would have been number one. Ah, banger. Banger.

Banger. He's in a bit of trouble at the moment, no, but banger. Yeah, what's it all about? Some kind of restraining order against him. Yeah. I saw that, actually. Has he been living La Vida too, Loca? Has he? He might have been living La Vida too, Loca.

Okay, wait there. Living La Vida loco. Donna's a bit until I came here. Okay, wait there. Living to be die local. Donna's here. Kia ora Donna. Hi Donna. Morning all.

How are you mate? Oh, not bad, not bad. Just driving around in this beautiful Auckland weather. Isn't it just?

It's dark outside. It's fantastic. I thought I'd bring some old school to the morning bangers. Donna. I mean old. These are our favourite ones and they're not old. You're not old school to the morning bangers. Donna. I mean old. These are our favourite ones.

And you're not old? You're not old, you're vintage. Yeah. It's cool now. Like a cheese. Like a cheese? Donna. I don't know if I'd want vintage cheese.

Or maybe. Vintage cheddar, yeah, you do. Two-year-old cheddar. Yeah, you do. It's the expensive stuff. Donna, what's your birthday? It's the 8th of April, 1968. All right, Donna, that means you were 16 in 1984.

And on the 8th of April in 84, this had a number one hit. Now I've got to cut loose. Woo! Footloose. I love it. Kicked off the Sunday. Donna, certified banger. New music.

Banger. Kenny Loggin and Footloose. God, I love this song. I remember dancing to that. Do you? Yeah. Did your feet get loose, Donna? Oh, something got loose.

All right, Donna, you tasty cheese. Wait there for us, okay? Thank you. Don't go anywhere. Bye, Donna. Rachel's here. Hi, Rachel. Hi.

Hi, Rachel. Hey. Hi, Rachel. Hey. Sorry. I don't know what just happened. Let's move on. Rachel, what's your birthday, mate? Okay, 27th of the 8th, 1971. Hi, Rach.

That means you were 16 in 1987. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Oh, Rachel, have you Rick Rolled us? You just Rick Rolled us. Rachel's like, got him. I found this record in my collection of records the other day. Did you? Yeah, I took it to the Salvation Army.

No, you should have left it at someone's house and been like, Rick Rollger. Oh, that's a good idea. I went, I am never going to listen to this album. It's a joke. But Rachel, that joke is your birthday banger. Do you like Rick Astley? Not really, but today it was okay. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, all right, wait there. I reckon it's got to be Donna. There's no question for me. It's Footloose and Donna. Donna, you've won Birthday Banger this morning. Oh, my goodness. Donna, get on the jars tonight and we'll have a few, eh? Get loose.

Oh, I'm there. Next to Drax Project. Sounds good, mate. I'll see you there. You want to come to Drax Project, do you? Well, I'd love to. Well, why don't we get you there? Let's get you some tickets, Donna. All right. you there. You want to come to Drax Project, do you? Well, I'd love to. Well, why don't we get you there? Let's get you some tickets, Donna.

All right. No way. Yeah, wait there. We're hooking you up. We're here to the EP release party tonight. Excellent. You can show those young fellas how it's done, Donna. Definitely.

Show them a vintage cheddar. There she goes. We'll share a beer tonight, Donna. See you there. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, Donna, see you then.