ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 8th July 2025

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

On today's episode of ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast: What was your schools most insane rule? When did you partner leave you in a time of need? You vs a billionaire  Cheapest pint in NZ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM's Bree and Clint. Yeah, that's us, minus the Clint part. Producers are here, though. Clint, on holidays, he's back next week. I'll be keeping you company this afternoon. And if you've been hanging out, you're wondering when we're gonna put someone in the comp to, in the drawer, sorry,

to see Lorde in Colorado, that's at four o'clock. So if you're waiting around for that, four o'clock on the dot, you'll hear the activator. So keen to put you in the drawer for that. First though, tradie versus lady lady 50 bucks up for grabs if you want it then you have to win it off us and the person you're versing play ZM's Bree and Clint here we go we do love it.

Traity vs Lady. The Traity's picking up a bit of pace. They're within four. They're on 50 for the year. The Lady's on 54. It's getting tight now, Claude. Very tight. Very tight in the old back end of the year. That's how we like it. Let's meet our Lady first. She's from Southland, she's 56, and her nickname is Trouble. Please welcome to the show Helen.

Hi Trouble. How are you? Yes, good. Who gave you the nickname Trouble? A lot of people. I like that you're owning it Helen. That's the main thing. Yeah, it just seems to follow me around, you know.

Yeah, nothing to do with you at all, is it? No, it's the one. That's the one. All right, let's see who you'll be taking on, Helen. Our tradie is from Christchurch. He's 21 and he does random flips. Please welcome to the show, Taylor. Hi, Taylor.

Hi, how you doing? Like flips as in back flips or as in motocross or skateboarding. Yeah, back flips,, frontflips, flipflips. What's your most impressive flip that you can do? Um, probably standing backflip 360. Okay, that sounds bloody impressive. I'll take your word for it. Um, all right guys, here's the rules. Taylor, your buzzer is tradie, Helen your buzzer is lady. When

you think you know the answer buzz in first to get three correct takes home the $50 cash and the win for their team. Are we ready guys? Yep sure. Alright best of luck to both parties. Here comes question number one. Which company currently owns the social media platform Instagram? company currently owns the social media platform Instagram? Trades. Yes, Taylor. Is it Meta? It is Meta. Well done. One to the Trades. Question number two.

In relation to Snow White, how many dwarves were there? Trades. Ladies. Taylor just got in there again. Seven. It was seven. I'll give a bonus point if anyone can name all seven. Jay. I'll both. It is quite hard.

Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey. If Helen was there, Trouble would be the last one. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Taylor for the win. Did you just buzz in with Trouble? What was that Taylor? It is Justin Bieber. Tough day at the office for you, Trouble. We encourage you to call back and play any time, okay? Yeah, we'll do. Thank you.

Appreciate that, Helen. Taylor, good win. Solid win for the tradies and 50 bucks coming your way. Beautiful. Thank you very much for that. No worries at all. I'm in trouble. LAUGHTER He ran into trouble and he won.

I'm on holiday, but we're holding down the fort here. And I want to talk school, because I know it's school holidays, so there probably is kids on school holidays listening. And I want to know from them, is there any weird rules that they still have at schools? Did you go to a private school or a public school? Don't look at me and assume. Yeah, I went to a private school. You definitely went to a private school. You have private school girl written, you have Jamaican written all over you.

I mean, yeah, that turned into a compliment. Thank you. You twisted it back. You're welcome. Don't touch my Coke're welcome I never learned how to share what about you produce Ella what kind of school did you go to public all the way public all the way I feel like it doesn't matter whether it's private or public there's always a lot of rules don't get me started

can I which I hated you school. You got her started. Can I rush? I'll wait for you to go. Should we, I want to talk about this girl, this Kiwi girl who posted this video online. Her handle's colourfully Casey and she was talking about this weird rule that they used to have when she went to school. We had blazers and then we had bottle green jumpers. The rule was we were not allowed to wear our jumpers on the street.

This policed so intensely. There were people that lived around the school and if they saw girls in their jumpers, they'd call the school up and they'd say hey I've just seen a girl wearing a jumper on the street. Come and arrest her. What a stupid rule. It's part of their uniform. I wonder, yeah exactly. It's not like a random jumper. Oh that's what I was thinking, it's a uniform jumper.

It's a uniform jumper. I wonder if anyone listening is going, I went to that school because I remember that stupid rule that they had where you can't wear the bottle green jumper outside of the school ground. What's the point of the jumper then? To keep warm only in school hours. Yeah, so dumb. We had similar silly rules where I think a few skills,

obviously you had to have your hair up as a girl or if you had long hair, dumbest rule. It's not affecting my learning at all. I brush it, I look clean, why do I have to tie it up? So stupid. Did you used to brush your hair back then? I'll let you sit in that by yourself. It's the jewelry thing as well. My day was so strict on jewelry. Did your school let you have any jewelry? Because I know some schools you can have like

one set of studs and nothing else. I think we could have a sleeper. Oh yes, or a stud. But only, yeah, only one set. Nose piercing? We weren't allowed anything. Nothing? No, not nose piercing.

You couldn't have any hair, you couldn't have a necklace, bracelet, anything. That's the dumb thing as a teenager, you're like figuring out who you are, self-identity. Why can't you? It's not perfecting it. So you're what your weekends are for. You can't do nail polish. We weren't allowed to have nail polish as well. I got in trouble at school once because my teacher thought I was wearing nail polish because the ends of my nails are quite white.

So she's like, well you've obviously got French tips. And she tried to give me a detention. No! That is my natural nail. We get it Claudia, you're elite. You have amazing, perfect nails. If that's what you got out of this conversation, so be it. You're so healthy.

No. We had such random rules at my school. So I went to a private school for like 10, 11, 12, but before that I went to a public school. But you imagine me, I've grown up in public schools, and then I went to this fancy, smancy private school on scholarship because we could not afford it. And so we had a winter uniform and a summer uniform

and there was a certain date during the year where you had to switch over to one or the other. And if you wore the wrong uniform, they would send you home. Same at my school. We had a summer and a winter uniform and the winter one was like a long skirt like floor-length skirt. I hated the winter uniform. So ugly. Restrictive. And even if you had the wrong socks they'd send you home. And we had these white dresses that had stripes on them and if you wore undies

that you could see so like a coloured pair of undies and you could see them so you had to wear nude colored undies you'd get a detention they'll be like I can see your pink undies I'll be like why are you looking at my pink undies miss? Yeah what the? That's weird. Stop looking at my undies sir. Gross. You creep. I thought we could ask people this afternoon, what was the really weird rule they had at your school? Or maybe there's a really weird, stupid rule at your workplace. Do we have any dumb rules here?

Our workplace is so chill. No, we're not allowed dogs anymore in the building. That's a pretty normal rule. But that's, we were allowed dogs on Fridays until someone brought their dog in, it did a big diarrhea on the carpet. Ruined it for the rest of the dogs. Thanks man, thanks dude. 0800 DIALS at M or you can text us or 9696.

Right now we're talking about stupid rules they had at your school or maybe workplace after an Auckland girl has posted about the stupid rule they had at her school. We had blazers and then we had bottle green jumpers. The rule was we were not allowed to wear our jumpers on the street. This policed so intensely. There were people that lived around the school and if they saw girls in their jumper, they'd call the school up and they'd say,

hey, I've just seen a girl wearing a jumper on the street. Come and arrest her. Imagine being someone where you have so little going on in your life that you would wait to see the school kids that walk past and be like, oh, I'm gonna report this girl. Telling on teenagers. Yeah, I'm gonna report her to the office.

She's wearing a jumper. Oh, how dare she? So we're asking you, what was the stupid rule either at your school or workplace? Let's talk to Kate. Hi, Kate. Hi. You had a similar rule at your school, right?

Yeah, so the exact same rule, not one of green jerseys, so different schools. Okay. Yeah, same thing in Christchurch, public school, all girls, so kind of elitist. Yep. And yeah, you had to wear either your blazer or your shirt on the streets, and prefects would stand out on the surrounding streets before and after

school and if they saw you wearing just your cardigan, they would give you detention. What? The prefects would stand up there in their ivory tower and give out detentions? Yeah, that's one. Oh God, that's so annoying. Isn't it funny looking back on it now being like, what the hell was going on?

Like, why did we put up with this crap? Yeah, I mean, I believe now they're allowed to, where the cardigan will jump from the street. You definitely weren't then. It was very, very frowned upon. God, moving with the times, Kate, they're evolving. Oh, yeah. 100%. Appreciate the call. We also had all those silly like no jewellery and the simple stud in the area. They're so strict. What about makeup at your school? Hey. What about makeup? Was there no makeup allowed? No no they'd give you like white to wipe it off if you had it on and yeah. So traumatizing eh. I mean I was a little bit of a goody good at school, so it didn't really worry me too

much. But there was definitely some rebels out there. Yeah, I bet. Just wearing a full winged eyeliner to school. Tell me off. I dare you. Hey, thanks for the call, Kate. Appreciate it.

A lot of text coming through. Someone said there was multiple rules at my school. One was to hold the railings firmly when coming down the slightest inclination. Also, staff can't walk directly to their cars in the car park. There's a stupid zigzag blue line which you have to follow around. Lunch breaks are 20 minutes, microwave is two minutes, microwave is a two minute walk just to get there. Once being performance reviewed I was told you were doing really well, you just can't go over your lunch break again, we timed you and you were over by 40 seconds. Are they on the phone are they? Let's talk to them. Hi, is it Avi?

Yes it's Avi. Is that A.V., is that you? You actually got told in a performance review that you went over your lunch break by 40 seconds. Absolutely, this was for my workplace based in Onihanga. No. And yeah, it was quite a sight because once I was on my cell phone in the car park during my lunch break

and I could see my my manager section manager walking towards me but to get to me following those stupid blue lines. Yeah that's so ridiculous. But I could see her going across the car park and finally she reached me in the next three minutes and I was like yeah what's up she goes actually you are in us on your cell phone you're not supposed to work around in the car park while you're in the cell phone. Did you feel like you were a student again? Absolutely I thought man this is just way too much. Next minute they give you a detention RV. Next minute they give you a detention RV. Yeah, for the performance review, I mean like yeah, they had, I think I scored about 85% or something according to their silly system.

Yeah, that's pretty good. They were like, oh, but you just gotta look after yourself because you go over your lunch breaks. I was like, yeah, but by how much? And she goes, oh, that's about 40 seconds. Wow. Really? I can't, I can't say what I want to say right now, but that's so ridiculous. Yes, pretty much.

Hey, well, you better you better head off because you've got that detention to go to, are they? No, I'm no longer with them, thankfully. Yeah, good, good. Hey, you have a good rest of your afternoon, mate. Thank you so much. See you later. A lot of texts, a lot of texts coming through. Stupid rules you had at school. This is one of my favorites. I had a rule at my boarding school

that if you coughed slash burped, you had to be moved to a year 13 class and you wouldn't get moved back till the end of the week. What? Is that like in study hall? Oh, I guess so. Cause I went to boarding school and God, I hated study hour.

It was one hour every night. Was it silent study? Yes. And a kid with ADHD, I did not like it. I don't like it. I did not like it. We had to go to the library. Someone else said, at my school in Christchurch, the seniors and juniors wore different uniforms.

Fifth and seventh form wore different uniforms. Fifth and seventh form wore a tie and a blazer. Third and fourth form wore a jersey and a shirt. Juniors weren't allowed to walk in the main foyer of the school or up the main stairs to the assembly hall. There was also lawns that the juniors weren't allowed on. I loved it though. Felt special as a senior and had something to look forward to as a junior. It's so ridiculous when you read it. It's very micromanaging. I loved it though felt special as a senior and has something to look forward to as a junior It's so ridiculous very micromanage. Yeah, like when you read it out loud. Oh, sorry seniors can use this stairwell Juniors have to go around they have to go around. Sorry. I don't make the rules preparing you for the future It's just how it's always been

So many takes coming through we'll read out a few more stick around though because Call her daddy So many texts coming through, we'll read out a few more. Stick around though, because Call Her Daddy, Alex from the Call Her Daddy podcast, has sung the national anthem at a sporting match. Is that right, Ella? Is it good or bad? It's kind of, it's a different song, so it's not in the national anthem, but it's a song at a sporting match,

and she may or may not have gotten booed. Okay, well we'll play it for you next and you can decide for yourselves. The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Breanne and Clint. Clint away on holiday, back next week. Has your feed been full of people just talking about high rocks? No.

And I'm so, so grateful. I'm thinking about blocking people. I think you should. Yeah. It's a lot. There's all this chat about high rocks on my socials at the moment. And they came out of nowhere, eh? Well, they just had a big tournament over the weekend in Sydney.

Which there was one in Auckland last year. Yeah, there was and everyone was doing it. And it just like, I hadn't heard of it until neither everyone I knew was suddenly doing it. Yeah. And everyone's like, high rocks, you got to get into high rocks. No, it looks like hell. Yeah.

It looks like it looks like my worst nightmare. Same. You know, they run a kilometer in between each exercise. Oh my gosh. Yes, producer Ella. Um, can I just ask for myself and everyone else who has no idea what you're talking about? What are you talking about?

High rocks, it's like crossfit meets circuit training slash competition. Like a competition where essentially you go to this event on a weekend and you compete in this like circuit training and it's all timed. It's kind of like, yeah, I don't know. Immediately no. You would hate it. Exercise, no!

What? No, not on the weekend. Yeah, good point. It's my resting moment. You know, it's about pushing your body to the absolute limit. And hey, good for you if you're into that stuff. Proud of you. You will not see me at a high rocks. You are better than us. But there's a video that's going super viral from the event that took place in Sydney. And it's, so this guy's in the crowd, right?

He's taken this video where he's watching the competition, right? And he sees that there's this guy who's, cause you can do it in pairs or teams and blah blah blah blah and this guy is doing it with his girlfriend so they're doing it together as a pair, as a duo and apparently they're right near the end of or they're a couple of things away from the end and all of a sudden the girlfriend collapses like faints, not well not well she's completely

out of it all the paramedics come in like this people you know it's bad and this is like a competition yeah and listen to this bystander what he says the boyfriend does, he's unresponsive and he just kept doing the wall balls and then crossed the line by himself he's left over. What a piece of s***. Well the vibes are on there. The vibes are on. Are you are you gonna get into high rocks? Maybe. I think if if you can be a bystander like him I'll do it. What did he say? He said essentially he just saw this guy the girlfriend's gone down she's out collapse all the paramedics have come in and he just kept doing the exercises he just kept slamming down those warbles and then he's just left her he's run off

to finish see that you would see if your partner was down he knew No, he knew. He knew. He knew. Apparently, he knew so much that he tapped like one of the race adjudicators and was like, hey, do I need to cross the line with her or can I cross the line by myself? I'm surprised he didn't drag her over the line. Yeah. Take her up and take her with. And the judge was like, you can cross by yourself. And that's what he did. He just left her. Left her for dead. I don't think she is dead, thankfully. She's collapsed on the floor and he's like, all right, babe, I'll do this for both of us. This is what she would have wanted. Yeah, you reckon?

That's a red flag. Yeah, that is a red flag. Would you break up with someone? With your partner? I think so. There would be at least a very firm conversation. Yeah, I mean, I'm not just gonna say a flat out yes, because there is circumstances. Because you love them. Maybe they had a chat beforehand where she said, babe, if I fall down, you keep going.

Go, go, go. You just go on without me. We can't finish together, at least you go on ahead. It's interesting though, because I feel like if that happened in a relationship I was in, that would be a moment where I'd reassess everything though. You would, you'd sit down,

because it kind of reminds me of that movie, Me Before You, where the main character's partner at the time is very much into his exercise and clearly loves the exercise more than her. Yeah right, priorities. I thought we could ask people this afternoon and you can be anonymous that is completely fine but was there a moment for you that made you reassess the relationship where your partner or maybe it's your ex they've done something like that was quite like, mm, wait a second here.

I don't know about this relationship. What was the moment that made you turn around and be like, oh, I don't know if this is relationships for me. Go to your favorite restaurant without you with someone else. Oh, that's breakup material. You'd be so sad.

Did they skip ahead on the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders program on Netflix? And then tell you how it ends. Oh, gutted. Oh, 800DIALSATM, or you can text us on 9696. They're named Bree and Clint podcast. Story's gone viral after an event in Sydney, the Hirox event.

Hirox? Hiro, the Hirox event, Hirox? Hirox. Hirox. Either either. Hirox sounds fun. Hirox. That sounds like a printer. It does.

The Hirox event where a guy was competing with his partner and she's collapsed towards the finish line and he's decided that he would just keep going. It's terrible. I wonder if they had a fight about it. True. Like when she's come to. They're like where is he? He's at the finish line, don't worry. Because a bystander was the one that actually posted the video being like I can't believe this guy didn't even check on his girlfriend. He went to a judge to be like, can I finish by myself? Do I have to stay with her?

That's wild. So we're asking you, what was that moment where you were like, hmm, I'm gonna reassess this relationship. Let's talk to Sarah first. G'day, Sarah. Hiya. What was the moment for you, mate,

where you were like, hmm, I don't know about this relationship? So in the early days, and I was courting my partner near 25 years ago, he decided to have a beach date. He grew up around the beach and I did not. I lacked confidence in the waves. He did the, I will look after you, I'll protect you.

First set of waves, I was rolled, bold and cold. And when I finally found the surface, he was having the time of his life. I just really forgot about me. No, Sarah, no! I would have been fuming at him. Were you so angry? I was, and I still use that story to this day.

I need to remind him of his place. So you obviously gave him a second chance. I did. Yeah, but he's been paying for it ever since, right, Sarah? Certainly has. That's hilarious. Thanks for your call, mate. Someone text through and they said, my ex held back 200k in the UK in his own bank account. So he didn't have to share it in the separation we were going through at the time.

Dirty offshore bank accounts. I'm pretty sure that's, is that illegal? Like could he get in trouble for that? I wonder. Let's go to anonymous. Hi anonymous. Hello. What was the moment in your, in a relationship that you've had where you were like, I don't know about this. So my ex-boyfriend was a farmer and out of no, I think we've been dating like not even six months. Okay. And he was like, oh, if we were to have a baby, you'd have to have it in autumn so that I have enough

free time to help you with the baby. Cause that's the off season? Yeah. You're shitting me. So that was a bit of a red flag. I'm like, oh, okay. A bit of a red flag? Like I get it. I mean, I grew up in a farming family.

Like I do know how farmers are. Like my dad, and I can picture my dad saying that. Like I can picture my dad saying to my mom, hey, we are in peak season then. Do you reckon you can maybe try, wait a few months, like that's crazy though. Oh I know, I don't really think that's how it works, but that's okay. That's hilarious, thanks Anonymous.

Someone said, definitely when my partner at the time, oh this is, we've got them on the phone as well, hi Anonymous. Hi, how's it going? Good thanks, this is crazy, thisonymous. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. This is crazy, this story. What was the moment in your relationship where you're like, hmm, I don't know about this guy?

Yeah, he left me in the birthing centre to go watch the Rugby World Cup somewhere else. When you say left you in the birthing centre, like how long after had you given birth to- Hours! Hours! Yeah like five hours and it was our first my first baby and our first baby together and yeah he left. What in the world? Yeah and the rugby was even on at the birthing center, but he wanted to drink Yeah, yeah, he was a big dead wetter as well There's so many flags here. Holy smut. I like it. I like it. Anonymous, you just start roasting him bad.

Yeah, that's ridiculous. That's a definite red flag break up with someone material. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Well, I'm glad you're on to bigger and better things, Anonymous. Yes, definitely. Yeah, that's crazy.

Like, I can't believe, like, who in their right mind, like, your partner's just given birth to your child and you're like, oh, but rugby, well, like, I get it. You can watch it in the birthing suite. Even then you're like, I don't want to watch. I've just had a baby. I don't want to watch rugby. I want to watch something I want to watch. That is crazy. Hope is team one won at least. Yeah, someone said, I broke my arm badly whilst working on the farm. Partner at the time was away fishing. I rung him to tell him what happened. And all he cared about was how was he gonna

get to keep fishing? Still while the cows were dry, didn't even ask how I was. Safe to say he's now my ex and I'm happily married to an amazing man. Good. I'm glad it worked out. That's wild. But babe, I'm fishing. Someone else said, I drove up to the lifestyle block with my partner and I complimented on

this new beautiful horse that was in the yard thinking we were looking after it for someone else. He said to me, glad you like it because you just bought it. While I was away at work he'd used my checkbook and forgingly paid for it with my money. Did he come in being like, I bought you a horse with your money? Oh, scumbag. Not good, eh? Thanks for your texts and calls. That was wild. Up next, we're gonna give away some KFC chicken dollars with Let's Get Classical. The ZM podcast network. Clint away, but we still will play Let's Get Classical. It's me versus Ella today.

Yeah, cause normally it's me and Clint versus Ella. Mad dog, Ella, please. Sorry, mad dog, Ella. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow Ella and I'll be nighthawk oh what's your sound so you can either text mad dog 9696 or nighthawk and we'll know what you mean you could win win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars if you back the right hawk slash dog. The ZM podcast network.

ZM's Brian Clint. Oh! Cool. Mad dog versus night hawk. Night hawk versus mad dog. And I'm here too. And Claudia's here. She is the leader.

The hot host. Thank you. She runs the show in this place. This is Let's Get Classical. And how does it work, Claudia? Well, today Brie and Ella are going head to head to guess pop songs turned into a classical style. And by that, I mean, I found someone on the internet

who played them on a piano. I thought you did it this whole time. No, I do the violin. Oh, yeah. So hot when you play the violin. Thank you, yeah, I'm very good at it. I get real The Cause vibes from you. Thank you.

That went over my head. Just keep barking. You don't know the band The Cause? What are they sing? Oh mate, I'm gonna play you a song after this. It'll blow your mind. Is it like I'm evermore and uh, Nickelback? No!

Okay, cause I like that. I just discovered Nickelback. Anyway, back to the game. So you guys are gonna go head to head. The first person to two correct songs will take home the win for someone who you're playing for on the phones. Um, you just need to buzz in with your name, I need the artist and the name of the song. Okay, ready?

Are we ready? Yep. Here's your the song. OK, ready? Are we ready? Yep. Here's your first song. Bree. Oh. Bree. Oh. Three.

Oh no, I lost it. Two. I don't know. One. Ella. Free guess, Ella. I don't know the artist, but is it Barbie Girl? Aqua.

Yeah. Came to you. Well done. Well done. Well done. In the Barbie world. is it Barbie Girl? Equa. Yeah, thank you, well done. Well done. Well done. Well done. That was right in my wheelhouse too.

It was. Did you have, did you know what it was or did it? I had it and then lost it. But well done Ella. Well, well deserved. Well done, okay. That is one point for Ella. Here's another song. ["Fairytale"]

Oh, Ella. Ella. This is for the win if you get it. You belong with me, Taylor Swift. She's got it. ["Fairytale"] Too good. Too bloody good this week. Mad Dog is on it today.

She's crazy mad. Well done. That means Ashley, you're taking home 50 KFC chicken dollars today. Woo hoo! Woo hoo! Woof woof! Woof woof Ashley! Thank you.

Well done guys, well done. Dude, I'm on top of the world. Are you alright Bree? Yeah no I'm good. Good game. I don't mind if I get beaten convincingly. You know, I'm always like, I am a worthy opponent. I'm happy. Oh, I'll take it.

Yeah. You did very well today. You am worthy. There was no chance for me today. Not a chance in hell for old Nighthawk over here. For Carl. I'm gonna need vision goggles in a minute. You spent too much time on your character work.

Yeah, I was too, I was too, I was clouded. Let me just sit in this for a little bit more. That's enough, let's go to the ads. It's ZM's Brooklyn podcast. Producers, do you guys think about billionaires a lot? Constantly. Yeah. It's my Roman Empire.

Always on your mind. Yes. Billionaires of the world. If I asked you how many billionaires do you think exist on planet Earth in today's day and age? How many billionaires? Billions. Billions of billionaires.

I'm joking. I don't know. A hundred? I was thinking like 50. 50 billionaires? Yeah, I don't know, a hundred? I was thinking like 50? 50 billionaires? Yeah, I don't really know. What did you say? 100? 100 billionaires?

Yeah. I feel like you could fit them all into one room. Like, yeah. There can't be that many. They could all be on one plane. I reckon there's been like a list. The plane goes, no. Bad joke.

There's just over 3000 billionaires. What? That would solve all the world's issues. That live on planet Earth today. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I think it's like 3028 billionaires or something. The youngest billionaire in the world is from Germany. His name is Johannes von Bochman.

And he- What was his name? Bam Boch. He's a billionaire, $5.4 billion. Wow. What did you know what he does? Something to do with pharmaceuticals. Wow.

Get me in that. Also, what other facts did I have for you? Oh, the, the billionaires, billionaires, who are the richest of the billionaires. Do you guys know? Elon. Who is currently the richest? Elon Musk, Bezos, I don't know.

Or someone we know? It is someone we know, yep. I've got no idea. Kylie Jenner. Currently, Elon Musk Tops the list here. We go. He has I believe 342 billion dollars what just what you want followed closely by Mark Zuckerberg 216 billion about him and Jeff Bezos. He's in third with

215 billion save the world between just those three men. This is a great question that you propose. Could they save the world? How different is our life to a billionaires? And so I found this interesting website. It's called, I can't remember what it's called now. It's a website where essentially you put in your salary and then it calculates all these details about, you know,

what your spending is like compared to a billionaire. I like that. So I've translated what is like the median annual income in New Zealand currently, and it's about $69,000. Okay. So assuming, you know know that you earn around that much money let's see how you match up to Elon Musk. So Elon Musk's annual earnings... annual earnings? Brie, you with math is just so funny. I'm gonna move past that one. So you spending one dollar would be equivalent to Elon Musk spending 2.951 million dollars.

That's more money than I'm ever gonna see in my entire life. Yeah, so if you spend one dollar, Elon Musk to feel the same like of dent in his wallet would have to spend nearly $3 million. Wow. That's a house! You putting 25 cents into a parking meter is like Elon Musk buying two new Rolls Royces. It's just ridiculous at this point, isn't it? Yeah. So if you go and buy a $5 latte, Oh, Elon Musk would have to buy 10 coffee shop franchises.

Such a good measure. Yeah. So like if you let's say, you know, you've forgotten $20 in your pocket. For Elon to feel the same amount of excitement that we do. Found a jacket he hasn't worn for a year. He puts his hand in the pocket. He would have to find $59 million. Oh, even that. So you break it down like that and you're like this could easily be if I was a billionaire,

I got a hundred million dollars. There you go everyone in my city. Just frivolously hand them out. That would give them a house. Money, petrol. Adulose. It's actually just like, you can't really wrap your head around how rich these people are. It's impossible to spend it all.

Like if they ever wanted to spend every last cent, they wouldn't be able to do it. No, they couldn't do it in their lifetime. Do you think billionaires are investing in stocks? Is that how they're getting rich? Cause I would like to know about that. Yeah. Look I think you're going to be safe. I don't know if you're ever going to be a billionaire. Hey I might be wrong. I would like to think so. If you are though can you lend me some money? Honestly. Can you buy me a coffee shop? I would love. I just want to

minnage a pony. Oh my gosh me too. It It's Brian Clint. Something I want to know is where is the cheapest pint in New Zealand and I've gotten this idea off the back of this guy who is doing the work for the people over in the UK. He's on the hunt for the cheapest pint in the UK and he believes he found it. Did you know that the web of spoons in Baikon Newcastle is known for having the cheapest pint in the UK right now at 99 pence? I'm going to put this to the test, have a round of drinking, five pints for five pounds with a bit of change left over.

Let's do it. It's very pleasant. I mean, I guess it's on the slightly lower side in terms of the amount of alcohol per pint but then again it's 99 pence. 99 pence. Unbelievable. So let's talk details 99 pence which is around one pound and I've done the calculations it's around $2.26 New Zealand dollars. It's unheard of you would never find that here. That's crazy. And I believe it was a special offer at that pub,

but hey, it still counts. Still counts. So what we've done is I have gone on the hunt this afternoon to find the cheapest pints in New Zealand. After a quick Google, it gave me certain cities and regions that they reckon you would find the cheapest pints. One of them they said was Rotorua and we gave them a call.

The Bogdan is an angel speaking. Hi angel, it's Bree here, how are you? I'm good, how can I help you? I was wondering what's your cheapest pint that you've got there at the moment? Well, we've actually got up to four ranges that's our cheapest, so that is about $10. It would be the Spate, Gold Spate Summit, Spate Treblehop and a Steinmeier Low Carb. Okay, amazing. Thanks Angel. You've been very helpful. No problem. You have a good day, alright? You too. See ya, bye. Sorry, thanks Angel you've been very helpful. No problem you have a good day alright. You too, see ya bye. Sorry my apologies that was the bog which actually turns out to be the cheapest pints in New Zealand. They have the range four different pints for ten bucks but if you're wondering we then

called the fainting goat in Rotorua to see how cheap their pints were. Hi, this is Laura from Fainting Goat. How can I help? Hi Laura, my name's Bree. I was just wondering if you could tell me what's the cheapest pint you have there? Cheapest pint? So we have the Goat Slugger at $12 and then we also have the Zephyr apple cider at $12 as well. Okay cool. You've been super helpful. Appreciate it. Okay. Well, thank you so much. Bye. Okay. So, $12 in Rotorua. Napier was one of the places that came up to have the cheapest pints, so we called them too. Arayana speaking.

Arayana, it's Bree here. How are you? I'm good. how are you all? Yeah, good thanks. Hey mate, I'm just doing some research around the country looking for the cheapest pint in New Zealand and I was wondering what's your guys cheapest pint? Our cheapest pint would be about $12 I think. Let me have a look. Okay, cool. Yep, 12 bucks. 12 bucks and what was that particular 12?

Monteith lager. Monteith lager, lovely. Thank you so much, you've been really helpful. No worries. Appreciate it, bye. Alright, so around 12 bucks as well and obviously we needed to call a place in Auckland to see how they measured up. Good evening, the Calf Gas Strip Hub.

Hi, what was your name? Hi, my name is Emma. Hi Emma, My name's Bree. Quick question for you Emma I was just wondering what is the cheapest pint you have there at the Cav? The cheapest pint? Yeah Our cheapest pint Is 1250. It's Stein Lager Lite. Stein Lager Lite, okay so it's a lighter alcohol one. Correct. Okay cool.

Amazing, perfect. You've been so helpful. No worries, thank you. Thanks Emma, bye. Bye. They were the most expensive but we were obviously thinking that was going to be the case. 1250 at the lowest is quite a lot isn't it? No, 10 bucks was the lowest.

Well in that establishment. Yeah, yeah. Well, there's some great texts coming through on this because I asked you guys, do you know where the cheapest pint in New Zealand is? Someone said, Schroeder's in Christchurch is $4 when the Warriors are winning a game. So when the Warriors are winning,

the pint's are four bucks, which is awesome. Linton Bar doesn't say where that is but three dollars fifty. Someone said most RSAs have the cheapest pints at eight bucks. I do love a good RSA. I love an RSA. Who doesn't love that? Someone else said 1876 pub in Queenstown five dollars a pint. Not bad. Yeah. Someone said fortune favors in Wellington ten dollars a pint every day on selected beers. Cambridge Clubhouse, happy hour pints and they're five bucks, pretty legit. Yeah, so there is quite a few cheap pints kicking around the country, isn't there?

Not quite like a one pound, two dollar beer, but close. I think we just be safe and we just go to the RSA's. Yeah all right then. You know because that's a good time it's cheap and cheerful. If you want to fine I'll come with you. Then we can have a bash on the pokies you know that's a good afternoon out. It's Breanne Clint. It's ZM's Breanne Clint podcast. It is a Tuesday Claudia. Indeed. Which means it's time for... Name in a Haystack! We nearly were in sync. Sorry.

We nearly aligned. Can you believe we didn't even practice that? Crazy. You could definitely tell. Name in a Haystack, if you haven't heard this before, it's the hardest game in radio where we endeavour to call a random business with a random name. If that person with that name answers today, they will win $1,450.

That's a good amount of money. Holy Toledo. That's a lot of cash. That's gonna brighten your Tuesday, isn't it? What would you do with that much money? Oh probably. You'd buy some weird thing. Yeah, yeah. I'd buy a slushy machine.

There you go. Oh you actually would. Make adult slushies at my house on the weekends. Someone say frozen margarita. Yeah, yeah. Let's get down to business. Let's get down to brass tacks. Claudia, what are you picking this afternoon?

I'm gonna do the location. Okay. I'm getting back into my camping era. So I'm like looking at tents and camping equipment and stuff. So I'm gonna go to like a camping outdoors kind of supply store. Ooh, I like it. And I found a great one in Taupo.

It's called Gordon's Outdoor Equipment. So that's where we're gonna visit. Gordon's Outdoor Equipment. I love that it's just exactly what it is. Yeah, I love it. You know, Gordon's not here- He's not here to mess around. To do things with spiders, he's here to sell outdoor equipment.

Easy name then. Oh, you're not, are you? Should we do it? We've talked about this in the past. Do we pick a business with a name in it? And do we pick the name? It's a great opportunity to try to find Gordon. Do we do Gordon?

I reckon do it. Absolutely. Oh no. Okay. Because when you weren't here last time, Brie, we didn't want this to go because we kind of want it to all go when Clint, when everyone's here.

Yeah, I would feel bad if it went, but I have a feeling that Gordon at Gordon's Outdoor Equipment isn't answering the phones on the front desk. Not on a Tuesday. I don't know. Are we doing it? Let's do it.

Are you locking it in because you can't take it back? Not Gordon. Okay. Locking in Gordon. Gordon at Gordon's Outdoor Equipment in Taupo. Here we go. Let's put in the call. Good luck everyone.

Gordon's Packing, Piddle, Taupo. You're speaking with Eli. How can we help? G'day Eli. It's Bree here from ZM's Bree and Clint. Gordon's Packing Petal Turbo, you're speaking with Eli. How can I help? G'day Eli, it's Bree here from ZM's Bree and Clint. How are you? Good thanks, how are you? Not too bad, Eli. If your name had have been Gordon, I would have given you over $1400.

That's a shame. I can be Gordon for today if that helps you out. You can be anyone I want you to be, Eli. Question for you, you obviously work at Gordon's Outdoor Equipment in Taupō. Does Gordon work there still? Gordon is a kind of company name. A make-believe name. Not a real person. We've got a hand in here. Close enough. Hey Eli you've been a great sport what are the best deals on Gordon's outdoor equipment at the moment? We've got some skis on sale for $30-50 off and great snowboards we've just got some new stocking. Hell yeah. Great for the snowy months coming up. We appreciate it, Eli. No worries.

Sorry I couldn't give you the money. See you mate. Bye. Alright, bye. He was lovely. My heart is alright. He sounded hot. He did.

I was gonna sneak in there, but Claude, I don't wanna embarrass you, but I always wanna be like, how old are you? Are you single? You can't ask people if they're single. No, you can't do that. But it sounded nice for Claudia.

I want a nice boy. It's a cold call. We were asking for Gordon, then we can't turn around and go, hey Eli, are you single? Hey Eli. You're not Gordon, but can we hit on you? He sounded lovely.

He did, he was very nice. But seriously, for a second, I thought that was it. I sat up, I stood up. What, you thought it was it when he answered with Gordon's outdoor equipment, the name of the shop. I was like, oh my god. He said the word Gordon.

I can't believe it's not even a real person. Yeah, that got us. We were never gonna win. You should have done Eli. It was worth a shot. Oh well, back to the drawing board. We press on, it'll be back next week where the winning amount will be $1,500.

It's Brian Clint. On ZM with Brian Clint. It is time to do your birthday bangers. Brian Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's do it, shall we? This is where you tell us your birthday. We calculate, figure it out here in studio, what is your birthday banger?

Number one song when you turn 16. And then we play our favourite one out of three. Who's up first Claude? Coming to Claire first. Hello Claire. G'day Claire. Hello. How's your day been? Yeah I'm good, how are you? Not too bad, thank you Claire. Thanks for asking. All I need from you mate is your date of birth. My birthday is 7th of April, 91. Alright that means you were 16 Claire in 2007. Let me take you back there with this one. Avril Lavigne girlfriend, are you a fan? Yeah, yeah, that was a banger. Was that in 2007? I thought it was earlier. Wow.

Are we sure? Yeah, that feels about right to me. We don't make many mistakes. Because her first album would have come out around 2001? Or maybe 2003 actually. Yeah, let me,, let me hold on. Hold on, Claire, just stay there. I need to check this because I feel like it feels older than that.

But I could be wrong. Yes, producer Ella. Google says 2007. Maybe we just feel older. Yeah, it says release 2007 February. It does make sense because Avril Lavigne, you wouldn't believe, she's 40. Wow. Yeah.

What skincare does she use? I know. People say, people say that, have you heard this Claire? That she died and it's actually an AI robot in her place. Or like someone that looks like her. Yeah, yeah. Interesting. Well, whoever it is, she looks phenomenal.

And the music holds up. Thanks, Claire. Let's go to Lorraine. Hi, Lorraine. Hi, ladies. How was your day, Lorraine? What have you been up to? Work, so on the drive home.

Oh, good. Well, let's make it a bit more exciting with your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 9th of October, 87. Alright, that means you were 16 in the year 2003 and on that day this was top of the charts. We cannot stop now. I'm feeling hip hop, gotta stand up.

We got it locked down, I'm ready to rock. What's the icon himself scribe? Are you a fan, Lorraine? I wouldn't say I'm number one fan, but it takes me back though. That's a good one from him though, that's one of his best. Yeah, definitely.

Yeah. All right, well, one more. Let's talk to Ethan. G'day Ethan. Hi, how are you? Good thanks. What have you been doing today Ethan? I haven't been too much, but I'm actually a first-time caller, long-time listener. Oh, he's hit him hard right at the top. There he is, the big man Ethan. You're our first one today.

There he is, the big man Ethan. You're our first one today. Oh man. Finally, finally he's called through. We appreciated Ethan. And while you're here we'll do your birthday banger. What is your birthday? My birthday is 6th of April 2008. Alright that means Ethan you were 16 in 2024. So just last year and on that day this was number one. Oh it's the boondog Ethan what do you think? Oh I'm not the biggest fan of the internet. Yeah we absolutely trollied that song didn't we? Played it way too much. Yeah I think so, too much. yeah I don't know if it's gonna be played but stick around you never know with these things um okay we

deliberate Claudia what are you vibing I feel like it's an easy vote for me today I feel like you're gonna vote girlfriend Avril Lavigne and you would be a hundred percent right such a girly pop and I love that song from Avril. I've got to go with the Crusaders scribe. Alright, so does that leave me as a decider? Which it's going to be Avril. We all know what's about to happen. Go on.

Yay! Girlfriend Avril Lavigne, please. Of course. You've got it. Hey, and I'm happy too. Avril's a great choice. Claire, you've won Birthday Banger. Something I like to do on the show each year

for a bit of fun is create an anniversary song. And the Brie and Clint show had their anniversary last week. What did you guys say July 2nd was? July 2nd, yeah. We've gone back in the archives and found the first show. I think it was last Wednesday. July 2nd was our seventh year, ticked over on air. And I thought it would be fun to pitch a bunch

of different songs to you guys, different genres, different styles, and then we can decide and pick which one we like best to show Clint when he gets back from holidays next week. Perfect. And we can perfect it before, you know, he returns. Oh, okay, cool. So yesterday was, we just did a pop style anniversary song.

It sounded like this. Bree and Clint, they say we've got that seven year bitch. But this past year, now babe, we made it our bitch. That was fun. I love this. It was quite poppy. Can you send me just the music of it? I feel like I wanna like make a ringtone out of it.

Yeah, it is quite like that, eh? It's cute. Today I thought we go down a different path and we do something more like rock, like alternative rock. Like Nickelback? No, that's not alternative rock. That's just rock. Sorry.

Alternative rock I would say is like the Goo Goo Dolls. You know, that type of vibe. My favourite is the Gaga Dolls. Anyway. We can do that tomorrow. So here's the option for the alternative rock version of the Brean Clint 7 year anniversary song. Let us know what you think. years. And we're still on it. They say we've got the seven year itch, but this past year, now babe we made it our bear. Yeah! We're still on it.

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Interview the cast of Wicked and Damn, that was we got that seven year edge But this past year, no babe we made it our pitch I mean, yeah, I mean you get the vibe. I love it. You know now that you've said Nickelback it does have quite big Nickelback vibes. Dude, that was a vibe. I liked it more than yesterday. You reckon? I'm gonna throw that out there.

Are you saying this is your front runner at the moment? I think so. Okay. It's good. Got grunt to it. It does have a little bit of grunt to it. What do you guys suggest I do tomorrow? What kind of style or genre would you like to see?

Rap. Rap would be fun. A rap version would be good. Do you want to do country at all? Very topical. We had country last year with Kaley Bell boots and all, and that's why I was steering away from it. But we can still do a country one.

You wouldn't want to do like, old-tie like. Should we do a K-pop version? Oh! Yes, I didn't even think about that. That'd be quite fun. Okay. Alright. You can do anything.

Fantastic. I mean, the possibilities are endless. This is the front runner though, out of the two so far. You reckon? Yeah, I think so. Okay, this one is in the lead, Alternative Rock. The Breanne Clint Show does love Alternative Rock. We do.