ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 8th June 2021

Episode Date: June 8, 2021

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I love some Esh-car-go, Chicago. Still f***ing podcast and trying to go home. Are you ready? Good stuff. Hey! Hi everybody, welcome to the Brilliant Clint Podcast. I have to alarm everyone, or alert rather, that Clint is wearing a turtleneck. I'm not wearing a f***ing turtleneck i'm wearing a fucking turtleneck nah i'm wearing

a sweatshirt with a zap it's called a half zap clint is wearing an uncircumcised jumper that's essentially what a turtleneck is isn't it we never called them turtlenecks in new zealand growing up they're skivvies i think we called them skivvies too. No, there's a difference. A skivvy is like a really tight turtleneck. And then a turtleneck is like a jumper that's got a... So what's a turtle's head? That's something you don't want to know about. Oh, yuck. That is not good.

You can't wear that to the radio awards. No. Can't wear a turtle head to the radio awards. Can't wear a skivvy either. Can't wear a skivvy. No, can't wear a skivvy. Someone awards. Can't wear a skivvy either. No, you can't. Can't wear a skivvy. No, can't wear a skivvy. Someone will. Someone will.

Someone will be at the awards. Do you reckon someone will rock a turtleneck at the radio awards? I'll put money on it. I hope so. There's two men in this team that would be able to pull it off. I love a man, can I say, in a turtleneck and a suit jacket. Fuck off. You do not.

I think it looks good. Don't listen to her. She's trying to trick you into wearing it. Okay, she's trying to trick you into wearing it. I think it looks good. I think it shows... Pair it with a pair of loafers. No, I don't like loafers. No, I reckon

you should wear it. Pair it with a pair of plaid pants. She doesn't believe this at all. You know what? No, I'm telling you. You should rock that. If a guy's wearing plaid, that's ten times more worse than a skivvy. I love guys in plaid pants. I've graduated. I went through a bad plaid pants.

Like a grey plaid pants. Like a kilt. Chicken? A kilt. You know the pattern on a kilt? Yeah. Like chicken. Like a chick.

Like a chick. No, not chick. Chick is chick. Like a chick. No, not chick. Chick is chick. She said chick and then I agreed with her. It's more, it's plaid. It's like tartan.

It's one down from the other. You know all my blazers You know what a picnic blanket has on it? All my blazers that I wear. Yeah. I love plaid. Why are we hating on plaid?

There's nothing wrong with plaid. It's disgusting. We've grown out of it though. I just bought a plaid suit. Huh? Yeah. I bought a plaid suit. Your plaid. There's nothing wrong with plaid. It's disgusting. We've grown out of it, though. I just bought a plaid suit. Huh? Yeah. I bought a plaid suit. Your plaid suit is unreal, but...

Have you seen it? Yeah. The one, the black and white one. Oh, I've got another one. I've got a grey one now. I like the suit, but it's just I don't like... That's tartan. That's different.

I love tartan, too. That's actually killed material. I'm a tartan girl. Ben, are you cracking open your best T-shirt for Thursday night for the radio awards? Oh, yeah, that's a good one. I need to think about that. I'll probably think about what I'm wearing next week. Can you go super casual?

Apparently, Ben goes shorts. More casual than last time. I couldn't. Shorts. He could wear shorts. He could wear sandals. Sandals. Oh, my God.

Wear a Birkenstock. Ben got stitched up last time. Well, he stitched himself up. Why? How? How? Oh, I feel like I might let him astray a little bit. What did you say to

him? Are you the reason he wore a t-shirt? He said something like, could I get away with a nice fresh clean t-shirt? I was like, yeah

man, I was assuming he was going to put a jacket over the top. But it wasn't cold so I didn't need a jacket. No, but that's not

the point. It was a black tie event. I love the way Ben's brain thinks. Alright boys, shirts or nothing this year?

Nothing. Jacket, no shirt. No. Jacket, no shirt. Jacket, no shirt. If I were you boys, I'd be wearing a shirt. Jacket, no shirt. Medallion. Why don't you wear a suit? You know that's what's super trendy for the females at the moment is jacket, suit,

jacket, no shirt. Teddy's flopping around inside his jacket. You wear a bra. I looked hot. Yeah. Yeah, good for you. Yeah, I looked sexy. What dress are you wearing?

I'm wearing a plain black one. Have you rented it? Are you wearing an LBD? No, I bought it. No, it's long. Oh, yeah, an LBD. Did you buy it? How much did you pay for it?

Huh? All I'm saying is the Lord wore it so you know. Oh! How much did you pay? Huh? What? Mouth it to me. What I didn't buy I'm uh, I'm borrowing it from Designer wardrobe?

The person that bought it which was me. Um... How much did you pay? You don't want to say. No, I'm not gonna say. Can you tell me after this? It's gonna look so good with Big Mac sauce on it at 2am. The next time I ask my parents, you know, next time I'm out

for coffee with mum and I'm like, hey can you pick this one up? And she's like, yeah. You spent $800 on a dress. What? You know the dress I wore last week for that Popstars TV thing? Oh, the Camilla and Mark? No, I think it was a $900 dress. Was it a C&M? A C&M. think it was a $900 dress. Yeah, that's about right.

Was that a C&M? A C&M. The ladies love a bit of C&M, eh? Yeah. She had on all the t-shirts. I was just stoked that I fit into one of their dresses. You looked hot as. It was rented.

Is it weird if you're saying to your female colleague, I was blowing up your DMs just being like, damn. No, I appreciated it. You looked hot. You look fire, babes. That's just cheerleading. I was like, if she was a man it probably would have been a bit weird.

Do you and Ben... That's what I did to Ben in his t-shirt. Do you message Ben and say, Ben, you're looking sexy! That's inappropriate, isn't it? You're looking real ripped. Is that inappropriate if I message you that? I think she was talking to Clint.

It's inappropriate if you do it. He's got a girlfriend. inappropriate if I message you that? I think she was talking to Clint. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. It's inappropriate if you do it. He's got a girlfriend. What if I do it? Depends how much you're messaging and is he responding. If he doesn't respond and you just keep going, you're like, you're so hot. Fuck, you're so hot. I think, nah, I disagree. I don't think it's inappropriate. I think it's all about

the tone. Yeah, and I'm giving you the tone. So like, if it's inappropriate. I think it's all about the tone. Yeah, and I'm giving you the tone. If I message Ben and I said, Ben, you look fucking fantastic. Have I posted a photo? Or are you just out of the blue messaging me? I'm looking at you through the glass at work and I'm just messaging you. Yeah, right.

No, say Ben posts a photo and he's in a brand new suit. Why would you DM Why don't you just comment it publicly It's the DM bit I think That takes it into a different realm No what if you post I'm thinking Because Anastasia messaged me

Because it was on my story Yeah yeah So it can't be public So you're just replying to a story Yeah it's probably okay Well here's the defining bit Does Ben actually look hot in the photo Yeah I don't give compliments unless I mean it.

Then it's fine. Do you, Anastasia? Of course I meant everything that I said. She just wants to borrow you Camilla and Mark. You can borrow it. It's at Designer Wardrobe. All right, we've got to go. I've got some tartan pants to iron.

Oh, I need to get rid of mine. And your turtleneck to sort out. And a gold chain. And then also that jumper. A gold chain to polish. And also the jumper. And the jumper. And you've also got to, you know, get Dwayne the Rock Johnson arms.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your foreskin. You need to sort that out. Yeah, I need to trim my foreskin. Jeez, people think it's easy for me in these awards things, but you don't think about it. Oh, shit. That's bullshit. That's what we've got to awards things But you don't think about Oh shit You guys don't have to worry about shit

Have you done Ready Let's talk about all the things we have to worry about Nails I noticed it Did anyone see my eyebrows Eyebrows I need to get mine done Tan

Are you getting your eyelashes tinted Or are you just getting fakies for the day? No, I need to go buy the fakes so that to give them to the makeup lady. Have you organised hair and makeup? Hair and makeup, all sorted. What about jewellery? Sorry? A bag? Bought a new jewellery, bought a new diddly-pot.

Yeah, Ben, you look fucking hot today, man. You too, man. You look fucking hot. My God, do you hear anything? You look so good. Do you think they're still going? Did you buy new shoes? I don't know.

Let's jump back in. Did you make sure that with your shoes you put the sole things on the bottom because they slip? You got the gel pads. The gel pads. You need the gel pads as well. And then on the bottom you've got to get those. Yeah, they're still going.

They're still going. I was going to leave with you, man. I actually have a really hot Tula neck Planned And now I'm uncomfortable Whether I can wear it or not Yeah that's alright Just go for it eh Yeah I'll do it if you do

I have the pasties For your nipples Or the sticky tape What about the stickies No I'm actually wearing Chicken fillets Good idea But have you got those though

Because if this is a backlist You'll need Chicken fillets and pasties Do you reckon we could just go Maybe We could probably just go Yeah Alright Just wrap this thing up Have a great time everybody Podcasting I'm good. Do you reckon we could just go? Maybe. We could probably just go away. Yeah.

All right. All right, man. Just wrap this thing up. All right. Have a great time, everybody. Podcasting and whatever you're doing. Jet skiing around the Caribbean. I don't know. Where are you listening to this?

In a turtleneck. In a turtleneck. No one ever listens to us. Yeah, I know. Man, you guys are right. You do have a lot. You do have a lot. We just click our fingers and boom, we look amazing.

No, not the case. No. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?

Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. And that's when I said to him, Floyd Mayweather, I'll fight him. That's when I said to her, happy birthday to you. What did you get the queen for her birthday? I got her. Actually, I probably can't say it on the air. Don't you dare. I got her a kegel. Don't you dare.

Don't you dare be rude about. I got her a kegel stone. I'm not going to comment on that. No, and you can't because it's a woman thing. Did you get it from goop.co.com? I did. And I got her one of those candles too. Got her one of those special candles.

What is this? It's a jade egg. It's for exercising For the crown jewels Hi everybody, welcome to a brand new week of the Bree and Clint show Where today we're going to figure out what the hell is going on with this box Currently, the box has a message on the screen that says What's in the box and a countdown timer

There is 1 hour, 13 minutes and 25 seconds until we find out what is in the box. The only thing I know that ever has a countdown timer... Is a bomb. Is a bomb. Dynamite. Well, let's hope that it's not that for all of our sakes. Although, I mean... It'll make for fairly entertaining radio, I'm sure.

We will find out what's in the box just after four o'clock this afternoon, but we're going to start the show with free cash, thanks to KFC. $50 cash, in fact, with Tradiverse Lady. You want it? Come and get it. Yeah. 0800 DIALZM if you think your trivia is up to date, and you'll go head-to-head with someone else.

Oh, what am I looking at? We're looking at a Lorde question. There's a couple of sports questions. Just, you know, just a bit of general knowledge for you this afternoon. Basic knowledge. If you want to play, call us now. We'll play after Glass Animals and Heatwaves on ZM. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Trading versus lady. Are you the best at general knowledge? Well, it'll win you 50 bucks here at the Bree and Clint's Tradies vs. Ladies. Are you the best at general knowledge? Well, it'll win you 50 bucks here at the Bree and Clint Show. The ladies are smashing it. We've got a running total for the year. The ladies have won 49 games and the tradies have only won 34 games.

So here to extend their lead this afternoon is Amanda. Hi, Amanda. G'day, Amanda. Hey, hi. No pressure. No pressure. No pressure at all. You'll be taking on our tradie today.

He's 36 years old, and he's from the Garden City Christchurch. Welcome to the show, Matt. G'day, Matt. How we doing? Good. Oh, I like this. Same age, which means level playing field. Oh, you've had the same amount of life experience.

Yes, that's exactly right. Unless one of you spent five years in a coma. Okay, first to three correct answers. Way to start the show off with a bang. Well, you know, you never know. Or Matt might have, you know, Matt might be really immature. Okay, all right. He might have the maturity of a 22-year-old.

We don't know. First to three correct answers wins Matt, your buzzer is tradie, Amanda, your buzzer is lady. Good luck, everybody. Here comes question number one. Lorde has finally announced a new song. It is called Sunstroke. Is it called Sunstroke, Solar Power, or Sunny, Sunny, Fun Fun? Tradie.

Matt. Sunstroke, Solar Power. No, Brie, I'd like you to pre-read these questions before you just launch into them like that. Okay, we're going to write this question off altogether. It's called solar power. The artwork is out also if you want to check it out online. Question number two.

Floyd Mayweather fought which YouTube star yesterday? I'm so glad you don't know this. His name is Logan Paul and there was no winner because it actually wasn't marked or judged. That was a joke. The whole fight was a joke, so don't worry about that one either. Let's move on to question three. Question number three.

It was Queen Elizabeth's birthday, fake birthday over the weekend. How old is Queen Elizabeth? Is she 99, 109, 95 or 97? 30. Matt, just. She is 95. That is correct. She is 95.

Her real birthday is April 21st. Question number four. Which of these teams are the All Blacks not playing this year? Is it A, Australia, B, Fiji, or C, Italy? Trady. Matty. Yes, Matt. Fiji.

No. All going to plan, provided they get their COVID stuff under control. We will be playing Fiji this year. All right. Amanda, you want to guess? Italy. Italy is correct. One apiece. This is for? Italy. Italy is correct. One apiece.

This is for the win. Question number five. If I was at the North Pole, would I be in the Arctic or the Antarctic? Trudy. It is, Matt, for the win. Antarctic. Amanda. You can't give her a win.

You can't give her a win. Question number six. This is still for the win. Can you finish this TV show title? Breaking what? Matt. Yes, Matt. Bad. He's breaking bad

You've picked up $50 Great start to the week Matt Nice week Great start to the week From us too Hey We've had four days off

A little bit rusty Bree and Clint Is it in brand new Olivia Rodrigo That's enough for you See that's a brand new song Yes But something we like to do on this show, Clint,

is we like to reminisce about songs from the past. Correct. See what I did there? That is it. You tied it in organically. Oh, mate, that is, you know, no one would even notice that's what's called a Segway. Yeah, it was signature Segway stuff.

Hilary Barry will be jealous of that Segway. In this game, we try and one-up each other with musical memories, really, don't we? Yeah, we want the songs that make you go, oh, my God, remember this song? Yeah, yeah. I haven't thought about this song in ages. You want that feeling that when someone hands you the aux cord

and you chuck on a song and everyone goes, oh, man, this song. Not a song that you go, oh, yeah, I heard this last week. Yeah, or you go, oh, this is a good song, but it still gets played quite a bit. It's on Friday Jams or something like that. Not those songs. We want you guys to do that with us this afternoon, but we're going to get you started.

We've each thought up one. I've got one. Okay, you can start. I think I've got a good one too. I think I've got a good one. I played this to the guys before and I got a little bit of, I love this song. Okay.

But have you heard it recently? Like has it entered your... Psyche. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Has it been part of your life recently? I'm ready. I'll go first. This is mine.

Do you remember? Do you remember the new Radicals? One, two, one, two, three. The guy had a bucket hat on I love this song He could barely see out from under it It's got big like 2000s vibes about it Can't say I've thought about it It gives you the vibe?

It gives me the vibe Yes What's it called? It's called You Get What You Give Yeah By The New Radicals You know what we should do? It gives me the vibe. Yes. What's it called? It's called You Get What You Give. Yeah. By the New Radicals. You know what we should do?

We should start a playlist with these songs. We should. Yeah. Just add the best ones. Ben, can you make that happen? Cool, thanks, man. Sweet, he's on it. All right, I've got one for this week. Okay.

Do you remember this track? Bang up. Is this Liberty X? Yes. Yeah. I think they're a one-hit wonder. One-hit wonders are so good for this game. It is the best for this game.

This was a great song. I haven't heard this song for like five years. Yes. It's on the list. Does it give you the vibe? Yeah, it's on the list. Don't believe. It's on the list. If you put this on at a party, I'd go, oh, this song.

But I wouldn't want you to let their Spotify play into another song. No. Because there's nothing else good on that list. That's a party killer. We want your suggestions right now. For a Do You Remember song, 0800 dials at M. Do you have one?

Do you think you can cause that feeling amongst the group in here? You can text them also to 9696. You give it to our producers, they'll load up the song, we can play it out and you can do a Do You Remember. If you've got a really good one,

you can win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. Here we go. It's your chance to pitch a song to make us feel that euphoric feeling. You know, like you haven't remembered the song in ages, but when you hear it, you're like,

oh my god. It's called Do You Remember? Alright, we've had ours. What did you say? Too successful Do You Remember? All right, we've had ours. What did you say? Two successful Do You Remembers so far. We've got two on the board. The New Radicals. Banger.

Banger. And Bree's Liberty X song. Very different songs. Very different songs. We take all categories. Both songs, though, gave us that feeling that made us go, oh. Do you remember? So here, with the chance to bring that same feeling, is TK.

Hi, TK. Hi, TK. Kia ora. You get it right. You get it. It has to be a feeling inside us that makes us go, oh, my God, that song. Yeah, I'm hopeful. I'm hopeful.

Yeah, come on, Tika. You've got it. What song? It's Groove Jet by Sophie Alice Baxter. Banger. Banger. But are you going to say Christmas Party? It has come up in a segment we do called Birthday Banger.

Oh, and someone played it at our Christmas party as well. And someone played it at the Christmas party. You're right. Oh, but it's so good. It's such a good suggestion. TK wasn't at our Christmas party. It's true. Yeah.

He wasn't there. I reckon we've got to give it to him. Yeah, we'll give it to him. We'll give it to him. Well done, TK. You got on the way. Yes. Nice work, TK.

Do you remember? We're going to make a playlist. Yeah, we've got to make a playlist. We're going to put it somewhere. Alyssa is here. Hi, TK. You got on the line. Yes. Good work, TK. Do you remember? We're going to make a playlist. We're going to put it somewhere. Alyssa is here. Hi, Alyssa. Hi. Alyssa, you think you've got one? I hope so.

Okay. Tell us what it is. It's Love Drunk by Boys Like Girls. Now, Alyssa. First of all, do you know this song, Bree? Don't know it. Who's it by? Boys Like Girls. Boys Like Girls, right, Alyssa?

Alyssa. Alyssa. Alyssa. We've lost her. We've lost her. Look, I don't remember it, but if you put it on a playlist, I wouldn't be like. You don't remember it either. I do remember it.

You do remember it. I do remember it, but if it came up on a playlist, I wouldn't be like, oh, my God, this song. Right. I'd be like, oh, who's singing this? Look at producer Anastasia. What? Does Boys Like Girls mean something to you, Anastasia?

That is a banger. And I was so excited when Alyssa called up. Yeah. Because I'm totally going to re-listen to that song now because I haven't heard it in ages. Mate, I don't even know the song.

Yeah, it has to get double buy-in. It has to get double buy-in, unfortunately. Where are they from? Emo land? No, but they're not from New Zealand. No, no, they're not from New Zealand. No, no, no.

They're from like America or something. Yeah. Oh, right. Look, line ball, but it's a no. I'm sorry. Let's go to Claudia. Hi, Claudia. not from New Zealand. No, no, no. They're from like America or something. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, right. Look, light and ball, but it's a no. I'm sorry. Let's go to Claudia. Hi, Claudia. Hi, Claude.

Hi. Hi. You know the vibe we're looking for, right? A song, you chuck it on and you go, oh, man, Claudia, I can't believe you remember this song. Yeah. Come on, Claudia. You've got the winner.

I can feel it. I Try by Macy Gray. It's an all-time great song, but because it was so big and so popular, it doesn't make me go, oh my God, remember that song. Also, I pitched it for this feature three weeks ago. And I said the same thing.

Yeah, oh, bugger. Right idea though, Claude. Yeah, you're right there in the ballpark. It's hard to get one, isn't it? What have we got? We've got one, which means, TK, you're taking home the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well done. Oh, that's awesome.

Nice work, TK. Look, it's not an easy game. We've gone an entire round with adding no songs to the playlist before. Yes. It's quite hard. That is Do You Remember? Bree and Clint. More from iHeartRadio.

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Monica, Courtney Cox, has linked up with some musical royalty to kind of fulfill a classic Friends storyline. Do you remember when Phoebe said this on the show? Most romantic song ever was The Way We Were. See, I think the one that Elton John wrote for that guy in Who's the Boss.

Hold me close, young Tony Danza. Remember that? I do remember that. It became the thing that everybody sang when they heard Tony Danza. Well, Courtney Cox has ended up somehow in a room with Sir Elton John and Ed Sheeran, and they've come up with this.

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Nodine McCarthy today it's thanks to Disney's Cruella that's in cinemas now it's on Disney Plus as well with Premier Access conditions apply

Brie and Clint oh what's in the box since Monday last week this show has essentially been Brie Clinton box. It's a giant box just hanging out in the corner of the studio. Your mum managed to get into it a week ago.

Yeah, she cracked the box. She got a briefcase out, which ended up having $5,000 in it. Sammy got that. Since then, the box has been re-locked and very secretive about how to get into it and actually what is even inside it. Here's what we know about the box so far. The box likes numbers and codes very much, but what it really loves is a four-letter word.

Fletch Warner Megan solved a puzzle this morning and it revealed the number seven. So box, it's time. What's the deal? Brilliant, Clint! Oh, it's so good to see you! I've been alone in the studio for three days. I've been bored out of my box.

Now that you're back, the warm-up is over. It's game time. From now on, you can guess my code at 7 a.m. And 8 a.m. And 12. And 4. And 5 p.m. Oh, yippee.

And everyone that has a guess on the radio wins a double pass to Marvel Studios' Black Widow. Oh, I can't wait. And what everyone wants to know, what's in the box? If you get inside, do you win cash? But how much cash? Prepare yourself.

It's good. I'm not lying. $20,000. Ooh, good luck. 20 grand. 20 Ks mean in this thing. If I'd known that, I would have bought a bloody crowbar to work last week. $20,000.

Don't pretend you know how to use a crowbar. Let's not pretend I have a crowbar either. If I'd known that, I would have gone to Bunnings and asked what a crowbar is. All right, I want to get into this box now. There's $20,000 inside the box. Faye, how does that make you feel? 20 grand. Nervous.

You could be winning 20K right now. We know the code resembles a four-letter word somehow, and it's got a seven in it. Let's send Bree over to the box while you tell us what your logic is for getting into this thing. What's the word you've gone with? Okay, I've gone with key, like Q-U-A-Y, when you have like a metal ramp beside the water. Oh, like Lampton Key.

Yes, exactly like that, yeah. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I always thought that was pronounced Quay. I think that happens to a lot of people. Okay, what's Kway in numbers, Faye? It's 7829. Okay, Bree's going

to put it in. 7829. If this cracks it, you're going to be $20,000 richer. Good luck, Faye. Thank you. Okay, here we go.

7829. Oh. Sorry, Faye That's okay, thank you so much I liked your thought process behind it though Here's what we're doing, now that we know we're playing for 20 grand, we're putting every single guess

up online at ZM online so that we can crack this thing together That's the only way we're going to get into this box is if we work together, we don't repeat guesses and slowly but surely we whittle them down. Surely the number of options is much smaller now that we know that there's a seven in there, right?

Yeah, that's true. And if we get another number, who knows if the box will give us one, then it's 50-50. There we go. Faye gets a double pass to Marvel Studios' Black Widow just for having a guess. That's in cinemas on the 8th of July.

It's also streaming on Disney Plus with Premier Access from July 9th. Conditions apply. Free in Clint. Speaking of things that have shocked me in the past couple of days, scientists have weighed in on the topic, is eating your boogers unhealthy?

Oh, come on, scientists. Have you guys got enough to deal with at the moment? I mean, sometimes they need, you know. Isn't there a pandemic going on at the moment? Well, you know, there's enough. What about global warming? Yeah, well. What about, you know.

I mean, this is pretty important. What about plastic in the oceans? And you know why there's enough... What about global warming? Yeah, well... What about... No, I mean, this is pretty important. What about plastic in the oceans? Do you know why it's important? Why? Because apparently a study has revealed that a certain percent of adults have admitted to doing this on a regular basis. How many percent do you think...

What, eating their boogies? Yes. How many percent do you think in this study admitted... I was going to say there's two numbers, isn't there? There's a number of adults who do it and the number of adults who admit it. Right? How many do you think admitted that they do this on a regular basis? Eat their boogies.

Yeah. A third? A third of adults? 30%? Are you ready? Mm-hmm. This is quite alarming. 91%.

What the fuck? 91% of adults. 91%. They admit to eating their boogies. Have admitted to it. What? I know. What?

I'm just as shocked as you. And anyway, so scientists have weighed in on the topic of whether this is a good idea or a bad idea. Well, I think they need to. If we find out that 91% of adults are doing it, I think science, I take it back, science needs to step in and let us know. Because what if it's toxic? You know? What if you're at risk of

getting toxic shock from eating your boogies? I mean, essentially, your boogies are your body's front line defence against invading germs. Because that's what you do when you breathe in. You take in the air. You also take in dirt. Dust particles.

Dirt, bacteria, all that stuff which gets trapped. Oh, my God, what if there's COVID in your boogies? And then the air hardens and it forms a booger and that's what it is. Anyway. It's effectively eating your boogies is effectively like licking an air filter, isn't it? It's pretty much like ingesting a bacteria ridden cesspool ball.

Right. So what does science say? No, that's what it says. It's full of bacteria. Oh, right. So they say it's bad. They're saying it's not good for you. I thought you were going to spin this and go, scientists say it's good for creating immunity.

That's what people say. So people who eat their boogies say, no, isn't it good because I build up my immune system. You're immunising yourself with your own boogies. Scientists say no, it's not good for you. But, I mean, that's one scientist's opinion. Are you a boogie eater? I've definitely eaten them as a kid. No, I don't think that as a kid.

Oh, no, not now. Are you an adult boogie eater? No. I reckon you are. I've not eaten a booger. I definitely it as a kid. Oh, no, not now. Are you an adult boogie eater? No. I reckon you are. I've not eaten a booger. I definitely did as a kid. I remember my mum getting angry at me. Probably until I was 12.

A big crusty came out of your nose. You'd be like Fat Bastard on, oh, no, Goldmember on- That's his skin. On Austin Powers and you'd be like Oh yeah I just think that You've got it in you That makes me feel ill I mean I would do it for money Like I definitely would

Because I mean What is it? Dust It's your It's dust and mucus We've already breathed it It's my own Like how much would it take

For you to eat one of your own? To be honest Not that much You do it What you do it for a hundred? I do it for a hundred bucks Bring in the hundred dollars you to eat one of your own? To be honest, not that much. What, you do it for $100? I do it for $100. Bring in the $100. You don't have $100.

Bring in the $100. You don't have $100. If you've got $100, I'd be gutted because I don't think I've got any boogies. You miss out on $100? If you did me last week, I'll be ready. That's childish radio, everyone. We're not going to do that, But we're going to ask you guys. 0800 dial ZM. Will you admit this afternoon that you're one of this 91%?

No one's going to come on the radio as an adult and admit to eating their boogies. Yes, they will. No, they're not. They won't. Why is it such a massive deal? Because there's nothing to gain for these people. No one's going to call up and go, mm-mm.

You guys have got to try it. It's like escargot of the nose, you know? Look, I don't think they will. I'll be very surprised if they do call up this afternoon. But I'm happy to leave the phone lines open on the off chance that they are listening and they want to join us. Oh, 800 dials at M. Well, you haven't really created a nice

environment for us. Oh no, I support you. Hashtag no judgement. No judgement here. We'd love to talk to you. Are you one of the 91% that eat your boogies? Bree and Clint. This topic isn't for everyone, but it is science, and this is a story that's been released today where scientists have weighed in on if it's healthy or not to eat your own boogers.

Which that wasn't the most... They're not. They said no, by the way. You need to come in hot with the facts. Yeah, they said a big no. Don't eat them. But that doesn't stop 91% of the people who took the study from admitting that they do it.

See, to me that just doesn't make any sense because you won't admit that you do it and I won't admit that I do it. Have you ever eaten one? No, that's not the question. No, have you? You asked me. I admitted to it.

We've all been kids. We've all been kids. When I was a kid. And I did it for a bit once. My mum... Oh, okay. Tasted like nothing. My mum shamed my brother once

because she pointed out the wall beside his bed where he stuck his boogies. Oh, no! So he'd pick his nose at night and he'd stick the boogies to the wall. That is disgusting. Mate, you try being a mum to three boys. That would be the least gross thing she'd ever found. Yeah, I can imagine.

Anyway, we've asked are you willing to come on and admit it. Are you an adult New Zealander willing to admit that you eat your boogies? Not surprisingly, some of these people don't want their name on the radio. So, welcome to the show, Anonymous Female. Hello. Hi. Are you one of the 91%? I totally

am. I'm a boogie eater. Shame. Shame. I love the confidence that you're like, yeah, I'm going to call the radio. You're a big fat boogie eater. Why do you think it is anonymous? You know, Clint, you know when you see, if you see someone in traffic and they pick their nose and they eat it or if you see it,

you're so flabbergasted that it's the worst thing you've ever seen. Why do we think it's so horrific? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. We really other the boogie eaters, don't we? Yeah. Anonymous, can I ask, what is it about the taste of your boogies that really attracts you to them?

Oh, that's not fair. No, no, no, no. She's willing to come on and admit that it's one of her hobbies. What is it that you enjoy about it? I wouldn't say a hobby. Oh, my gosh. And do you know what's really funny is that I'm a teacher and that if I see my students going up, I'm like, oh, that's so gross.

Hypocrite. You hypocrite. I love you. No, I's so gross. Hypocrite. You hypocrite. I love you. No, I love you, Anonymous. Good. You shame those kids. You shame them. Totally.

Why do you think that you do it? Are you just like, oh, it's not a big deal? No, it's not. And all my friends know, and I'm like, what? All your friends know. Do they? Did you have to come out as a boogie eater? Yeah.

Hi, guys. I need to tell you something. Yeah. Hi, my name's Anonymous. I'm a boogie eater? Yeah. Hi, guys. I need to tell you something. Hi, my name's Anonymous. I'm a boogie eater. Oh, my God. Anonymous, it must have been such a hard period for you over the last 18 months having to wear a mask. Oh, totally, yeah.

Yeah. It's gotten in the way. Okay, Anonymous, we really appreciate your honesty. Fran's here. Hi, Fran. Hi, Fran. Hi. No anonymity for you.

Straight in there. You're a loud and proud. I'm a bogey eater. And I love it. And I don't care what anyone has to say about it. I love it. I love munching them all day. Every day.

Shame. Shame. Shame. Who's that in the background? Is that one of your supporters or someone going, get off the radio? We love you, Fran. They just love you. I love you guys get off the radio? We love you, Bree! They just love you.

I love you guys. I love you. We love you. Do they love us as much as you love eating your own boogies, Fran? Yeah, I think they do.

But I love, I just love eating my boogies. What makes you like it? They're salty. They're yum. Like, if you're hungry and you don't have to make a feed, you just munch on your boogies.

Nah, you're, nah, nah, you're having a laugh. It's free and very easily accessible. Did you say it's free and easily accessible? I love it. Mate, you're bloody radio gold. That's hilarious.

Is this your favourite time of year because you're more likely to catch a cold? Nah, I just don't care. I just eat my bogeys. Okay. Hey, Fran, love you. Thank you for coming on our show this afternoon. I love you, Fran. Call anytime.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, any movie passes going down? Yeah, we'll find you some Black Widow tickets. Yeah, we'll hook you up, Fran. Hey, for real. Yeah, for real. For real. You hold there.

Okay. Okay, thank you. Is that all? Is that all? Anything else? Oh, go bogey eating. Okay, go bogey eating. Good stuff.

Bree and Clint. Do you sometimes wonder how in sync you and I are? Every now and then. When we show up to work, we're in the same clothes. I feel like it's going to be ridiculous. You had to borrow a tampon from me the other day. No, I didn't. Yeah, I did.

You did and you put it in the glass of water, remember? Yeah, sure, whatever. We did that challenge. I have come up with a game that I think will let us know how in sync we are. Right. I'm calling it the movie quote jinx. It's a pretty simple game. So obviously there's movies that a lot of people have seen

and when someone mentions that movie, a quote from it comes into your mind. Yeah. Right? Exactly right. I thought we could do a game where I'll say a movie and then I've pre-recorded the quote that I automatically attach to that movie. Yeah. The first quote that comes to my mind.

Yeah. So they're pre-recorded. You can't lie about it. They're in the vault. They're locked away. What you have to do is get the same quote as me. Okay, what am I looking for? Am I looking for the most popular quote?

The most common quote? You're looking for the most Brie quote. Oh, God. Okay. All right. All right. Have I seen all these movies? You haven't seen any films, so it was really hard picking and choosing.

That was a trick question I know, see that's why we're in sync Alright, let's give it a go and see how it works The first movie I want you to give me a quote from Is Anchorman Oh, easy peasy Come on, get in sync Yeah, yeah, I'm looking at you

It's the bit where he goes Stay classy, San Francisco. Who put a question on the teleprompter? Surely that's the quote. Okay. You think that is the quote? Are you locking it in? I'm locking in.

Who put a question on the teleprompter? Yeah. Okay. All right. This is the quote. Let's see if we've got a match. They named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Damn it. We always say that quote together. A whale's vagina. All right. We're zero from one so far. I was going to go with Six Panther too. Oh, that's another good one. There's so many from that film.

It's hard. Lanolin? Like the sheep? I love lamb. Like the sheep's wool? I love lamb. I love lamb. Lanolin. All right. It's hard. Lanolin? Like the sheep? I love lamb. Like the sheep's wool? I love lamb. I love lamb. Lanolin.

Right. Movie number two. Bridesmaids. Ooh. Easy. Got it. I know what it is. You got it?

Yeah. Okay. It's Melissa McCarthy talking about steam heat coming from her undercarriage. Oh, look at you. You're shitting in the street, aren't you?

Oh, you're doing it. You're doing it. No! That was my second one. You're shitting in the street, aren't you? Oh, you're doing it. You're doing it. No! That was my second one! You're right. I went left field there. I always say the same hate one. Yeah, exactly right.

You've got to be true to yourself, okay? If I'm going to get in sync with you and predict what your quote is from these movies. Right, we're learning. We're learning. We're learning. Okay, movie number three. One of your favourite films

and one of my favourite films. Step Brothers. This quote is not the balls on the drum kit. This quote is when they build bunks to increase the room for activities. Let's find out. Brennan, did you touch my drum set? No! It was balls on the drum set.

You were so close. Okay, here it is. We have one more opportunity. Can we sync up in our movie quotes the last film, Forrest Gump? What quote have I picked? Now, the most obvious one is the box of chocolates. You wouldn't choose it. It's too obvious.

Are there any other quotes from that movie? No one knows. What else did they talk about? Something about Jenny. It's something about Jenny. I love you, Jenny. Are you locking it in? I'm locking it in.

Are you sure? Yeah, that's it. Alright, locking in that quote. What did I say earlier? I love you, Jeno. Yes! We're in sync. Our cycles are in unison. What a rush.

Very good. We got one out of four. Let's try and do a live one. Okay, we'll do it together. Okay. The movie is Borat. The quote in three, two, one. I like it.

Oh, damn it. We should have quit, two, one. I like it. Oh, damn it. We should have quit while we were ahead. Brian Clint. I don't mean to alarm anybody, but New Zealand is being roasted on a global scale at the moment all because of one tweet. This is the power of a tweet, right? It can go out there.

It can go viral. And all of a sudden, we're the laughingstock of the world. I feel like I was transported back to 2005 then. Why? Because you just said tweets were super powerful. Just because you don't use Twitter, mate, doesn't mean the rest of the world doesn't, okay? Mate, Donald Trump ran an entire

country, not well, from Twitter, okay? It's still being used. He's not the best advertisement for it, but it's happening. Let me read you the tweet. This is why we're on blast. Someone wrote, so I bought my boyfriend a Pepsi Max and a glass of milk in bed before watching in horror as he mixed the two into a

brown cow. Apparently this is a common thing in New Zealand. I heard Fletch and Vaughn talking about this this morning. Yeah. And they tried it. Yeah, they have to try it because it's not a common thing. If it was a common thing, we wouldn't need to try it.

We'd know what a brown cow tasted like, right? Is it kind of just like a spider though? What? What's in a spider? Ice cream and soft drink. Oh.

Kind of similar. This is Fletch and Vaughan trying a brown cow this morning. That's so yum. Oh no! It is so yum. That's really good. That's actually delicious. Oh, no! It is so yum! That's really good. That's actually delicious.

Damn it. I don't know. But it's not a... So maybe it is good. Maybe fizzy drinking milk is a good thing. But we, Clint, need to investigate further.

We have to. We need to do our own research. So, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for... It's time for another Bree and Clint taste test. But we taste it. So you and gentlemen, it's time for... It's time for another Brie and Clint taste test. We taste it so you don't have to. It's been a while since we've done this segment. It's not the brown cow we're going to be tasting because Fletcher Moore would have done that. Yes. It's been

done. We're going to test other things with milk. Other and by that I mean other drinks. Yeah. Welcome to the cocktail bar. Do you want to go first because I mean other drinks. Yeah. Welcome to the cocktail bar. Do you want to go first? Because I'm making cocktails. I'd love a cocktail. Yes, please. I was thinking you could have a lovely milk and Fanta.

Oh, right. Okay. I like to call this the flame and orange. Oh, it looks fun. It's fizzing up a little bit. It looks like an orange milkshake. Have a sip. Should be disgusting, right?

Sounds like it'd be disgusting. Fanta and milk is... Are going to be nice. Pretty yum. Oh, I knew it. It's like a creamy Fanta. Yeah. Oh, yum. Kind of like a Fanta milkshake.

This afternoon... What am I having? In the bar, I'll be mixing you at the cocktail bar a milk and Ribena. You know Ribena's my favourite. If this ruins Ribena for me, I'll be so upset. Full disclosure, we are using a sparkling Ribena this afternoon. Oh, I've never had a sparkling Ribena. Okay, tip it in until the milk goes purple.

Oh, it's curdling. Oh, it's curdling straight away. Oh, and the milk is sort of solidifying. Here you go. I call this a... Oh, that looks... I can't... Oh, it's curdled completely.

I call this how now, purple cow. Not good. Not good. Not good? She had to knock it back. It's chugged. That was terrible. It's completely separated. Look at that.

Oh, that's horrific. Why is a Fanta in milk so good, but a Ribena in milk? Not good. Not good. Okay, let's cleanse the palate. Make me another cocktail. Okay, I was thinking you could have a blue Powerade in milk. Oh yeah? You love

Powerade. Is milk good for a hangover? Because if it is, then this could be, oh my god. Oh yeah, this is like a rocket fuel. Blue milk. So this one's not fizzy. It shouldn't really separate, should it? There you go. Have a sip on that. Blue milk. Parents, if you're listening, this is a great

way to get kids to drink milk. Add some Powerade to it, make it blue. I call this how now, blue cow. How now, blue cow. What's it like? Um, yum. Is it good? Yeah.

Is it? It's actually so yum. It tastes like... How have I got the real bad ones so far? You don't know if you've only got bad ones. What else have you got? The next one is a real pick-me-up. You'll be having a V and milk.

Okay, this one's for the builders and the tradies who listen to ZM. This is a mid-afternoon pick-me-up that you can have. I like V, but V and milk's going to be... Don't judge it. Why have I got the two real bad ones? Don't judge it. Go into it with an open mind, okay? Okay.

If you're listening, the recipe for this... Oh, the ribena's still looking at me. It looks disgusting. The ribena looks disgusting. The recipe for this is one part blue milk, one part green vee. Are you putting it in the...

Oh. There you go. Oh, it's curdlingdling again It is curdling again I didn't plan this I didn't plan this BS you didn't I had no idea this was going to happen Please sample V in milk

I call this Mervilk Oh I don't know if I can do it Okay hold on Oh it's gone chunky It's instantly gone chunky Brie, I'm going to need a review It's terrible

V in milk is Not good Not good Alright, well Oh, what? Mine were pretty good You googled this You definitely googled it All right, well. Oh, what? Mine were pretty good. You Googled this.

You definitely Googled it. It was a pretty emotional morning for me, Clint. For the past about four weeks, my mum has been visiting me, which I've been so, so lucky to have her here. Home cooked dinners. Actually, she's been pampered, can I say. We've pampered her, given her a rest. She deserves it.

She does deserve it and it's been absolutely the best having her here. And getting to spend that quality time that I haven't got to spend with her for a long time, probably since I left home when I was 16. True. That'd be the longest you guys have been together since you were living at home, right? Yeah, I'd say so.

Were you worried that you wouldn't get on? Nah. Are you sure? Nah, not one part. Did you have any bust ups? No, not one. Good. My mum is one of the most easy to get along with people ever.

Yeah. I'm probably not as much, but she's just great and she's just go with the flow does whatever just happy to be there I've taken her to comedy shows I've taken her out for dinners we've done all this amazing stuff you said it was like she was flitting we all like would snuggle up on the couch

and we'd watch our shows together at night time it's been amazing and I've been so grateful it got even better last week when my dad, Big Steve, came over to visit. Yeah. And he stayed for five days and it's been so good having them here because I didn't get to see them for 18 months.

How was he to live with? Yeah, not as good. No, he was great. My dad's very easygoing as well, just kind of go with the flow. But this morning I had to take him to the airport and it was very emotional because I don't know when I'll get to see them again. And I think over the period of where, you know, COVID and stuff,

it's not as simple as, oh, I'll see you soon, kind of whenever we want. You know, there's this kind of looming kind of feeling of maybe I won't get to see you for a long time. Maybe the bubble will close. Yeah. Who knows what's going to happen. Yeah, totally. And it was very emotional.

And I pulled up into the, you know, into the bay there at the airport where you can drop people off. Oh, you didn't drop them off at the bay, did you? Yeah. Why? Well, you knew you were going to throw a wobbly. You knew you didn't drop them off at the bay, did you? Yeah. Why? Well, you knew you were going to throw a wobbly. You knew you were going to lose the plot. You should have gone and paid for some parking and gone and had your wobbly inside. I didn't know I was going to have a big wobbly.

What did you think? You were going to be able to pull up, rip the handbrake up, all right, grab your bag, see you later. No chance in hell. There was no one there anyway. And there's some security guard lingering, tapping his watch, going, move along, move along. Well, it's interesting you say that because we've gotten out of the car and I've pulled the bags out

and we had this, you know, last kind of moments together where I've hugged them about four or five times each. You should have put them in an Uber. You should have done this in the privacy of your own home and then put them in an Uber. I would never do that i would never do that anyway my mum started crying and when i see my mum get upset i get upset yeah yeah chain reaction then i was crying i'm gonna get upset now anyway we're all crying my dad was crying

we're all crying we're having this you know really um emotional um farewell farewell anyway so that all happened and they you know walked into the airport and i got into the car and i was sitting in the car and i was just having this massive public cry like it was bad like real bad and um anyway that's when i see this guy coming towards the car and i was like oh what's this guy doing anyway he's walking towards the car and I'm just bawling at this point. Like you can physically see that I'm crying. Yeah, the car's steamy. Anyway.

It's like that scene in Titanic but not sexy. It's not good. Anyway, this guy is like kind of like signaling at me to put down the window. Yeah. And I was like, what is this guy doing? And I was trying to like read what he was saying and it looked like he was saying, hey, are you okay? And I was like, oh, that's so nice.

And I've put my window down and I was like, I'm fine. I just had to say goodbye to my parents. Like, you know, it's an emotional thing. And he said, no, you need to get out of the bay. You need to get out. You need to get out. I told you. You need to get out.

You need to keep it clear. He doesn't care. He doesn a security guy. I told you. You need to get out. You need to keep it clear. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. Like he might care but that's his job. He'd see 15 of you an hour, you know. He's working in the happiest

and saddest place in New Zealand. I was like, do you not have a heart? I'll stay my extra five minutes. He should carry tissues. He should.

He should have a little holster with a thing of tissues on it. Can you imagine? So he can go, here's a tissue, move your shit. Get out of the bay. Get out of the bay. I don of tissues on it. Can you imagine? So he can go, here's a tissue, move your shit. Get out of the bay.

Get out of the bay. I don't know what it is, but you feel very awkward when you're crying in public. Yeah. Like I do. You feel very awkward when you see someone crying in public too. Yeah, it's just bad. Because if you don't know them, what are you meant to do?

You're not allowed to say, hey, are you okay? Hey, do you need a hug? Because they'll be like, why are you asking me if I'm okay, you weirdo? Yeah. And I don't want them to be like, actually, I do need a hug and I need someone to talk to. Oh, actually, I was just going to get some sushi. Just a common courtesy to ask.

I wanted to ask people this afternoon though, has this happened to you? Have you had a public cry? Tell us about the time you cried in public. What was it over? Where was it? Where did it happen? How bad was it? Was it like a justified cry, like a farewell?

Yeah, but people don't know that. No, they don't know that. You're right. Except at the airport, I guess. Or was it purely like a rational cry because, you know, like the self-checkout machine wouldn't recognise the fact that you bought your own bag. I don't know what it is.

Something that just triggered you. Were you at my supermarket last week? This week, I wouldn't recognise the fact that you bought your own bag. I don't know what it is. Something that just triggered you. Were you at my supermarket last week? Last week, I wouldn't be surprised. 0800 DIAL ZM. Tell us about your public cry. You can also text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Look, I'm not ashamed of it.

I had a public cry this morning dropping my parents off at the airport. It was not nice and there's no other way to describe it. I always cry, Nellie, when I have to say goodbye to my family. You're about to cry now. I am about to cry now. Let's move on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got moved on by a security guard.

I did. I thought he was asking me, are you okay? He was saying you need to move out of the bay. You got shuffled. Yeah, and it was very awkward because I'm physically crying and he's like, you know, can't break the rules, don't care. You're busy, have you allocated three minutes? Move it on.

Get out. We want to know about your public cries. Phone lines are still open if you want to call through about yours on 0800-DIALS-IT-M. But let's start with Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi.

What happened, Megan? Why did you have a public cry? So I was at school and everybody was showing what they'd brought for lunch. So I pulled out my can of spaghetti and I was like, look at this. It's so awesome. Somebody was like, did you bring your can opener? And I was like, no. And I cried.

How old were you, Megan? Last year of high school. Oh! This story to me sounds like a seven-year-old doing show and tell. You're 17 years old. I love that. Yeah, right. I love canned spaghetti too, I feel you.

Was it the one with the tiny little sausages in it? No. Oh, no. No one's eating that. Aren't they? Are you eating that? No. No, definitely not.

Yeah, I didn't. No, Megan, I know you're not eating it. I was asking for your comment. If you guys aren't eating it, I'm not eating it? No. No, definitely not. Yeah, I didn't. No, Megan, I know you're not eating it. I was asking for you to quit. If you guys aren't eating it, I'm not eating it. We wonder about your public cries. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Where did you have a big public where?

So, I found out after 15 years that my husband had been having an affair and I kind of couldn't keep breaking stuff around the house, so I just went back to the gym and I just would cry through my workout. Oh!

No! Anonymous! I kind of just said to everyone straight away, like, look, this is the situation. Just let me go for it. They just let me go. It was all good. Do you reckon it made you work out harder?

Oh, so much harder. Like I lost seven kilos in three months. Revenge body stuff, right? You put on Destiny's Child, I'm a Survivor, and you have a winning potion. Oh, yeah. It was so good. Otherwise, it would have been carnage at my house.

I would have been breaking stuff all over the show. This is what Bree was talking about before, though. People who don't know why you're crying don't know, and they would have just thought you really hated exercise. Yeah, so at the start of the class I said, look, this is the situation. Oh, you addressed the class. Yeah, I did.

So I said, right, you know. I mean, you know, it takes the awkwardness out of it because the biggest part about having a cry in public is everyone looks at you and goes, I wonder what they're crying about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what everyone thinks. Very interesting.

Someone on the text machine said, I had a huge pregnant hormonal meltdown in the middle of an international flight. I couldn't eat eggs and was served scrambled eggs with hollandaise. Cue meltdown, snot, tears, the whole shebang. Ended up with fancy pancakes from business class. Oh, there you go. My husband was mortified. Essentially threw a tantrum and got your meal upgraded.

Your public cry worked out well for you there. Someone else said, I was ugly crying on the bus after leaving my boyfriend as we were doing long distance. Oh, that's not. Being on a bus is the worst. Yeah, especially if you're sat next to that person on the bus How awkward for that person

Yeah, I know Charlie's here, hi Charlie Hi Charlie Hi, how are you? Good, thanks When did you have a public cry? So one day I actually turned up to work so hungover That I went to go and get a coffee

And the woman behind the counter was like Are you okay? And I was like, yeah, I'm fine. Got caught, glimpsed myself in the reflection, and I'd been wearing pink eyeshadow the night before, so I just had it stained on my eyes, mental breakdown. It was fabulous. Charlie, why is it, and I can relate,

why is it when you're on the edge, you're on the brink, and someone goes, are you okay? That's it. Meltdown. It's over. Game, set, match. Oh, man. Some sick days, hungover sick days are justified, I think.

Oh, not good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I got you Moonlight You're my star I need you All night Come on, dance with me I'm levitating ZM, Brie and Clint, that's Dua Lipa and DaBaby, Levitating. It's my birthday, it's my birthday

Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, here we go, Birthday Banger for a Tuesday. Three people. What was the number one song on their 16th birthdays? Let's figure it out. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi.

Hello, welcome to Birthday Banger. Thanks. What's your birthday, Amanda? It is the 20th of June, 1982. All right, you were 16 in 1998 on the 20th of June. And in 98, this had a number one hit. Damn, Amanda. The soundtrack to every slow dance at every late 90s,

early 2000s school social. Am I right? Definitely. Casey and Jojo, All My Life. That takes me back. It's a throwback. Is it a banger? Is it enough to win birthday banger?

We'll find out. Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hey, how's it going? Good. How was your long weekend? Pretty good. That doesn't sound too good.

Nothing exciting? Yeah, the weather was pretty good. That doesn't sound too good. Nothing exciting? Oh, it was all right. Yeah, the weather was pretty crappy. I had to work on Monday, but it was all good. Oh, you had the worst. No wonder. You should have said you didn't have one. That's what you should have said, Jess.

What's your birthday? 19th of April, 1980. All right, you were 16 in 1996 on the 19th of April. And Jess, here's your birthday banger. Oh my God, isn't that ironic? I knew it! Do you love it, Jess? Alanis Morissette, ironic?

I knew it was going to be either Alanis Morissette or maybe No Doubt. Oh, yeah. So that's what you can remember when you were 16? Yeah. Amazing. You got a great one. Okay, wait there. We'll get one more birthday bang on for Aubrey. Kia ora, Aubrey. Hi, Aubrey. Kia ora. How are you?

Good, thank you. That's good, Aubrey. What's your birthday? 8th of July, 1987. Right. You were 16 in 2003 on the 8th of July. And in 2003, this hit number one. Huge. She's fresh out of Destiny's Child.

She's bashing up Jay-Z. On her own. You get early Beyonce, Crazy in Love. Do you like that, Aubrey? Yep. No, I like that. It's a good birthday banner. Pretty huge song.

Yep. Massive. Oh, Jay-Z's on the track as well. Yeah. That's a great track from Beyonce. For me, it's not all. This is Casey and Jojo. It's a good song. For me, it's not all. This is a Casey and Jojo. It's a good song.

For me, it's Alanis. It will always be Alanis. That's what I'm voting for. It's got the right vibes, eh? It's just a great song. Yeah. And her concert has been postponed again. Isn't that ironic?

Let's get out of here before we do any more of these crap jokes, Jess. Oh, Jess, don't you laugh at that joke. Don't you dare. It'll egg us on more. This is for your 16th birthday all the way back in 1996. Congratulations, Jess. You've won Birthday Banger. Yes.

Awesome. Thank you. Enjoy this one, Jess. This is for not getting a long weekend. Oh, Jess. Brian Clint, this is Birthday not getting a long weekend. Oh, Jess. Brian Clint, this is Birthday Banger on ZM. ZM, Brian Clint,

that's Alanis Morissette, her 2020 tour of New Zealand. It's just been postponed to, I think 2029? 2035? No, I think, 2029? Hmm. 2035? No, I think it's a bit earlier than that.

2026. 2026, yeah, right. Taking down Beyonce and Casey and Jojo in Birthday Banger today. Oh, this is a good song. This would have been good too. I take it back, this would have been good. I wonder what they're up to. Do you think Casey and Jojo still get along?

Here you go. How old? Let's go KC. How old is KC from KC and Jojo? Yeah. Okay. So this song is 23 years old, and he's got to be 25 when he's singing it.

I'm going to say KC from KC and Jojo is 50. He's 51. Yes. How old and Jojo is 50. He's 51. Yes. How old's Jojo? It's not Jojo who sung Get Out, right? You're an idiot. It's not Jojo Siwa, right? You're an idiot.

Jojo was born in 1971. 50. No. 50. No. Yeah. It's 2021. Joel Jojo. But they said KC is 51 and he was born in 1969. Nice.

No one knows our birthdays, though, mate. Nick's on the show. Oh, we're having a fight. Oh, yes, you and I are going to have a fight. Right. It's a scheduled fight. Right. Well, actually, we're going to talk fighting.

Big event yesterday, if you can call it that. YouTuber Logan Paul took on Floyd Mayweather. Floyd Money Mayweather. Money being the operative word. If you paid for that fight, you got played. You definitely got played. You got played. There was not even any judges to mark it,

so we don't even know who won. I mean, Floyd won. Well, we don't know because they didn't announce it. One of the rules was no winner will be announced and there's no judges. What's the point? What are you paying for? What is the point?

Yeah. You know how much money they made? How much? Apparently Floyd Mayweather made around nine figures, so $100 million or more. Whoa. And Logan Paul, they estimate, made around $20 million. I get punched in the head for $20 million.

Okay, come over here. You don't have $20 million. I get punched in the head by someone worth $20 million. It's one of those things, right? The poster boy for white privilege versus the poster boy for wife beating. It's not a fight I would want to pay for. And forgetting the fact that it wasn't even a real fight. No, thanks.

No, thanks. But it's interesting because obviously Logan Paul, not a fighter. No. He's a YouTuber. But that's what's happening these days. And Floyd Mayweather actually came out and said, look, I could fight this person or that person or I could fight Logan Paul for $100 million.

And that makes sense, you know. Yeah. Anyway, I thought we could do a fun thing this afternoon where we could do hypothetical fights. Yeah. And pitch them to each other and see what the team here, who they think would win. Love it. Promote some

fake fights. Exactly. So this is like you versus me versus Alright, put me in a fight first. I'm ready to go. I've always wanted to get in the ring and take someone on. I've done a couple of boxing classes at Lear's Mills. Oh no. I know, I'm ready to go. I've done a couple of boxing classes at Les Mills. Oh, no. I know.

I'm ready to go. I've got some gloves and some rips. All right. Oh, God. I'm so not scared of Clint. Line me up. I've got reach. Who would win?

Clint Roberts versus Mike McRoberts. Oh. News presenter. Yeah. All-round fit guy. I mean, Clint has got, you know, youth on his side when it comes to this fight. But Mike McRoberts has muscle. I'm just going to come out and concede this fight straight away.

I'm going to say Mike. Yeah, you guys are scared to say it. I'll say it for you. Are you all voting? Is it unanimous? Mike McRoberts. Mike McRoberts. Good fight, Mike. Yeah, I'd watch it.

Yeah, I would too. I'd do it. Yeah, I'd watch it. Yeah, I would too. I would watch it, yeah. I'd do it. Yeah. I'd do it. Would you? It's not a case about we weren't worried if you would do it or not. We're more worried if Mike would have time.

All right, all right. Bree's having a fight. You ready? Line this one up. This is Fight for Life 2021. Bree Tomasell versus Mama Di. I'd let my mum punch me. No, no, no, no.

You don't get to enter into this. I would never punch her. I could never do it. Really? Nah. Well, my money was on your mum too. Yeah, she would win. Are we voting your mum?

Is it a unanimous decision? Mama Di would win the fight? Yeah, I'd say Mama Di. Yeah, alright. She's got a lot of fights. She does. Okay, we've both lost a fight. We are both 0 and 1.

One fight down. Line me up for my chicken fight. All right. Clinton Roberts versus Jono from Jono and Ben. Who would win? Think about it. I know who my money's on. I've got him on reach.

Yeah. I've got him on weight. Yeah. I've got him on hair. He's got you on tattoos, though. He's got me on tattoos. He looks like he's from the streets. I think he'd have you on endurance.

Yeah. Which is a big part of boxing. The man doesn't eat or sleep. You know what I mean? I think he could go all night. I'm actually going to swing by Clint this time. I would say Clint. Yeah, me too.

I mean, a joke off would be a different result. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. It's a unanimous points decision on one and one. All right, who's my next fight? Brie Tomasell versus both of the Veronicas. Because together they add up to about the size and weight of one fighter. So you've got to take both of them on. Who's going to win in that fight?

They're pretty feisty. I mean, they're Italian, but I'm also Italian. Yeah, but they're untouched. They. Yeah, that's hard because it's 1v2. That's hard. I'm going to say the lack of protein from them being vegan. They wouldn't be as strong as Brie. Oh. Yeah. So I'm going to go the lack of protein from them being vegan, they wouldn't be as strong as Brie.

Oh, yeah. So I'm going to go with Brie for this one. Brie. As if I couldn't take both of them. Brie, Meat Lovers, Thomas L. Producer Ben. I think I'd get you with two of them. There's two of them.

What, you think they'd team up? They'd have like set moves or something. Maybe. Oh, it's a split decision. Oh, yeah. Oh, that means, Clem, sick moves or something. Maybe. Oh, it's a split decision. Oh, yeah. Oh, that means Clint. What do you think? Look, I know you want this, so I'll give it to you. I'll give you.

For some reason, beating the Veronicas means something to you, so I'll give it to you. That's fine. If you want to beat up the Veronicas, you can beat them up. All right, I've got one more five for Clint. Go on, Hill. Clint versus Ross Boss. Oh, give me this one. I give it to Ross Boss. Go on, Neil. Clint versus Ross Boss. Oh, give me this one.

I give it to Ross Boss. Ross is so cool. He's got your weight. He won't reach. He won't come. It'll get to fight night and he'll be on the couch and you'll go. Yeah, that's true. Probably because he knows he could win though. Yeah, that's true.

I'm going to give this to you, Clint, too. Yeah, I'm going to back you with that one. Oh, you suck up. The guy's six foot eight. Isn't it better to suck up to your boss than Clint? Finally, Bree's last fight is Bree versus a whole bag of cheese. Oh, trust me, I'm winning that fight. Yeah, but you're lactose intolerant.

You go into this fight every week, and every week you lose. I'll win the first round, I'll win the second round, but don't come and visit my round 10. You'll win the battle and lose the war. Right, okay, good. It's a successful boxing career. Round 10

is messy. Round 10's in the porcelain arena. No sense. Brian Clint. Where in New Zealand is the most expensive pint of beer? You can tell a lot about a place by how much they charge for their beer. You can tell how snooty they are. Auckland. Auckland is correct, actually, yeah.

Auckland is the home of the most expensive beer, the most expensive house, the most expensive house, the most expensive gas, groceries, and just general air, if you want to breathe it, as well. You can buy it. It's in a can. Yeah, it's really expensive. You get it from a bar in Ponsonby.

It's called Le Air. The average price for a beer in Auckland? How much you paying? How much you paying? People in Southland, how much do Aucklanders pay for their beers? About $11. $11.10. Oh, I was spot on.

That's the most expensive. I drink too much beer. On average. It's cheap compared to where we go for our beers. They're $12 a beer. Are they really? $12 a beer. Is that what we're paying for a hiney?

Every time I go out for a beer with my dad, he's stuck on my... You let him pay. No, no. No, because he's stuck on 1972 pricing. Whenever we go out for a beer, all I hear is oh, how much was this? How much was this? I'm like, dad, don't worry about it. Doesn't matter how much. No, no, tell me. Tell me how much it was.

How much? I was like, it was $11. He goes, $11? Back in my day, our dads are literally the same person. I used to go out with a $20 note and I'd be rolling home. For the last five days, I've listened to my dad and we went to the casino. You should have seen we went to the casino to have a bit of a thrill. And we went to play a bit of blackjack.

And my dad goes, oh, oh wait do you have to do $10 bets all at once is that the lowest one and I was like that's the lowest one the next one up is a $25 table and he was $20 at a time our dads have a point though Auckland is the

most expensive city in the country for a beer it's the 12th most expensive city in the country for a beer. It's the 12th most expensive city in the world for a beer. The most expensive is Dubai, where it's about 20 bucks a beer. The cheapest beer, the world's cheapest beer, is in Lusaka, Zambia, where a pint of beer will cost you $1.08. Oh, that's good, isn't it?

Yeah, but you've got to pay for flights to Zambia, so it all works out in the end, right? Bree and Clint. Look, it's the middle of winter right now. That's good, isn't it? Yeah, but you've got to pay for flights to Zambia, so it all works out in the end, right? Look, it's the middle of winter right now. It's wet, it's gloomy, it's dark outside, and I know you're just like me, Bree, amping to get in the gym for a workout straight after work. It's all about the gains.

It's all about the gains. It's all about the endorphins. It's all about that oxytocin. Yeah, it's all about the hormones. Yeah, it's all about that oxytocin Yeah, it's all about the hormones Yeah, it's all about Omega 3 Yeah, it's all about going home and sitting on the couch In winter it is, right? Exercise is important, it's good for your health, good for your mental health Yeah, just winter

Summer, I am on it That's why I thought this is good It's one of those studies about something that's as good for you as exercise Good, it better be something easy and that I do all the time. It's something that's easy. I don't know how often you do it. You could do it, though. You could do this thing and you could do it tonight

and you could eat while you do it and you could watch TV while you do it and you could be naked while you do it. I was going to say, is this doing the rumpy-pumpy? Who's eating and watching TV while they do the rumpy pumpy? I can multitask. I can understand watching TV but if you're eating, you are.

No. No. Also, we've got to stop calling it the rumpy pumpy. Why? We'll keep doing it. The thing that's as good for you as going for a run is a hot bath. A hot bath, apparently.

A hot bath! Yeah, a hot bath can mimic the effects of moderate intensity exercise, like walking, cycling or jogging. This is coming straight from Coventry University. And a hot bath is exactly what the body wants right now. I do love a hot bath. It says heat therapies increase body temperature, blood flow and heart rate, just like exercise does, and could even help boost your heart health.

Oh, that's good. I mean, is this coming from the bath people? Are they trying to sell more baths? This is a big bath. Yeah. How many baths do you have a year? We renovated our house two years ago. We put in a bath.

Did you not have a bath before that? We did. It was a bit small. It was a shub. I hate a shub. Oh, we've got a shub because it's about space maximization. We don't have room for a shower and a bath. Don't love a shub. Oh, we've got a shub because it's about space maximisation. We don't have room for a shower and a bath. Don't love a shub.

Anyway, anyway, we spent money on a bath and since installing the bath two years ago. Can I guess? Yep. Zero. No baths. Yeah, I knew it. It's too much effort. It's so much effort.

You've got to wait for it to run and then you're just sitting there naked in this weird room. You've got to get the temperature right. And you know the worst thing. It's only perfect for a minute. It's either too hot or too cold. You're in the Goldilocks zone for about 45 seconds. Okay, I'm about to ask you something. Do I pee in the bath? No, no, no, no.

We're past that conversation. Do you think, and this is something I've thought my entire life, do you think that when you do a fart in the bath, it smells different? They always smell the same. I don't know. I'm not having any baths. I told you I don't have any baths. How would I know?

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