ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 8th June 2022

Episode Date: June 8, 2022

Surprise podcast guest Do you have the DILF factor? Moustaches, yay or nay? Cole Sprouse insta antics See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Okay, podcast intro, good, good, good. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast with a special guest. Let's see if we can guess who it is. Special guest, please state your name. No. Are you male or female? Are you male or female?

Or anything. 20 questions, Let's go. Are you non-binary? I'm male. Oh, okay. What colours do you hear? You're wearing a cap currently. Can you see the guest?

No, I can't see the guest. I just visualise it in my head. Hidden behind the curtain. Hot, surfy, blonde locks. Okay. Wavy. Were you in Blue Crush 1? Yes.

Were you in Home and Away? Yeah. I know. I thought you were going to say Home Alone. Were you in Blue Crush 1? Yes. Were you in Home and Away? Yeah. I know. I thought you were going to say Home Alone. Are you ripped? I'm Macaulay Culkin. Do you have a four pack or a six pack? Are you Chris Hemsworth?

Yes. Well done. Yes. Oh, thanks, guys. By the time we got some star power on this podcast. Yeah, thanks for having me. Yeah. Love and Thunder.

Are you excited for it to come out? So excited. Working with Taika was great. Oh, he does it so well Oh you see Taika He's from New Zealand I saw a really good By the way that's Matty

Hi everyone I'm back He's back for one day only One day only Who invited him? One hot night with Matty McCullough You invited me Actually Matty

Have you ever wanted to meet Our big boss Bogsy? Oh Mr Bogs Would you like to come in And be on Bogsy? Oh, Mr. Bogs. Would you like to come in and be on the podcast? This is our CEO, Matty. Oh, God, big guns. Good afternoon, Mr. Bogs.

I've heard there's really important people in here, so I thought I'd be coming to check it out. Have you found them yet? No, still looking. Can you point me in the right direction? Hey, you're on our podcast, by the way. Oh, that's a worry. What have you been talking about?

You're the start of it, so you can get us started. What do you want to talk about? Yeah, what's on the agenda? We've been talking about it. We've been talking about Top Gun moustaches making a comeback today. Moustaches, yay or nay? Goatees, you know, nice silver ones like mine. How's that?

You could easily drop the bottom off the goatee and be very on trend with a Top Gun moustache overnight, Bogsy, if you wanted to. Maybe I could try that overnight. Do it. And a bit of dye as well. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Rock the silver. Yeah, yeah.

Us old fellas, we've got to rock the silver. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Okay, any other pressing matters we need to cover off on the podcast today? No, I think you guys sound like you've got it all under control. You're right on trend. Anything from the executive area we need to cover off? Any EBIT? No, I think you guys sound like you've got it all under control. Anything from the executive area we need to cover off? Any EBITDA information or cost-benefit analysis?

Stock prices. More revenue up, less cost down. We good? Stocks up, revenue down. No. No, no. Stocks up, revenue down. Buy high, sell low.

Is that what it is? You guys have been studying. That's Mr Boggs, our CEO. Thank you very much. Oh my God, I was not expecting that I should have put a suit and tie Why wasn't I warned? Anastasia

Next time can you not Spring the CEO on us In the middle of the podcast? Oh is that the CEO? Oh I thought that was just A new intern Thanks Bogsy

Okay That'll do, I think. Let's get the hell out of here. Wait, does anyone know why he was here? No. No, why was he just passing through? I don't know. I just saw him and put some headphones on him.

I did. To be honest, he did walk in and I read his name badge because I didn't really recognise his face. And I'm just like, Michael Boggs, why do I know that man? We should have introduced you the other day. Oh, sorry. Speak up, Sam. Yeah. Well. I actually haven't even met him. Speak up, Sam.

Yeah. Well, you know. That was your opportunity. It was. I know I was actually coming around. That's cool, though. Well, there you go, Matty. We just gave him the stupid mustache chat.

Damn it. That is. What an opportunity. Oh, well, you'll never learn. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. That's how the podcast starts. Oh, God.

Oh, God, it's changed. Yeah, Dolphin's dead. What time is it? One, two, three, two, one. Hey, it's the KDM's Bree and Clint. G'day, everybody. Bree and Clint with Matty here filling in for Bree today. Hi, Matty.

Hi. I used to have my own little... I know, I was looking for it. I couldn't find it. Oh, my God. It hasn't been that long. No, I know. Have I been wiped already? I know. Oh my God. It hasn't been that long. No, I know. Have I been wiped already?

I know. Oh, sorry. I didn't know you had a list of requests. Wow. Yeah, where's my rider? I didn't know there was conditions on you coming in here. Did producer Anastasia not get my rider? Did you get the rider, producer Anastasia?

I wanted only red M&Ms. I wanted a bottle of Verve. Oh. Oh. No. No, we didn't get that. You didn't get it? I wanted a bottle of um verve oh oh no no we didn't get that you didn't get it no I think I just

it went into my junk email as unreasonable request guys I'm on television not for much longer with some of the things you've been saying to be honest

we published that Uranus clip that you said and this is the problem because I come and hang out with the smutty team on radio and then I forget myself when I'm on national television. You brought the tone of Bree and I down as well. We're on your show.

You want to take a trip to Uranus? Well, I never. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Trading versus lady. I don't reckon the scores have changed since last time you were here. No. The gap between them at least. No, no, no.

The ladies are falling short. Yeah, but not going any further behind. Just staying consistently 14 to 15 points behind. So that's a lead that's hard to claw back. It's just a good month though. They just need a good month. True. And they can get that.

Let's start with our lady today. She's 21 years old. She's from the Garden City, and she loves interesting eating foods. She loves interesting eating foods. She loves food. Welcome to the show, Michelle. Hi. Hi, Michelle.

I'm assuming you love eating interesting foods. Yes. Like what? What are we talking? Probably the most recent one I've tried was like ostrich. Oh, my God. Okay, you do like interesting food. And?

Probably the most recent one I can think of. But yeah, I've tried like... No, no, what was it? Sorry, I mean, and what was it like? Oh, it was good. It's kind of difficult, but like, it's it good? Sorry, I meant and what was it like? Oh, it was good. It kind of tastes a bit like chicken. Yeah, right. But I think it really tastes like chicken, so.

But chewier, I would imagine. You've got to give Mountain Oysters a go. Okay, let's meet your opposition. They're a lady tradie. They're 29 years old. Also from Christchurch. They're a forklift driver. Welcome to the show, DC.

Hello. Hello. How are you, DC? I'm good, thank you. How's the forklift driver. Welcome to the show, DC. Hello. Hello. How are you, DC? I'm good, thank you. How's the forklift today? Forky. Forky. Gas or electric?

Gas. Gas. LPG. LPG, yeah, nice, nice, nice. Okay. DC, your buzzer is tradie. Michelle, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 from KFC.

Good luck to both of you. All right, question number one. Liam Payne from One Direction is not having a good week in the media after a cringe-inducing interview he gave. Yeah, DC, you don't know the question yet, but have a free guess. Oh, I'm just going to go with Logan Paul. Oh, that was a pretty good stab, but no, that's not what the question is. We'll finish the question in total, and then you can both buzz in.

Name one other One Direction member. Lady. Michelle. Niall Horan. Got it. I'm so sure someone would just say Harry Styles. I thought he would be the go-to, but yeah, we'll take Niall as well. I'm a Niall gal.

Yep. Aren't we all? Question number two. A scientist in Australia has debunked the myth that daddy longlegs are the most poisonous animal of its species. Did you think this? Yeah, that's what I heard. Yeah. If a daddy longlegs had enough venom in it, it would kill you.

Yeah. That's what I was always told. Well, no. Apparently, the venom from a daddy longlegs is actually really mild. Oh, okay. I know. What kind of creature is a daddy longlegs is actually really mild. Oh, okay. I know. What kind of creature is a daddy longlegs? Lady.

Michelle. Spider. Got it. Spider with a really kinky name. Hey, daddy. Hey, daddy longlegs. Hey, that's two to the tradies. DC, you're going to have to get this one, okay?

I thought I got the last one. Well, no. Yeah, so you didn't, but good luck. Question number three. It's Pride Month at the moment. What does the B in LGBT stand for? Yes, DC, get in there. Bisexual. Well done.

I was really worried you were going to say bacon. I was bi once. Question number four. The South Island has been named as the best place in the world for Americans to visit next year. What's the biggest city in the South Island? Lady. Lady.

Michelle, for the win. Christchurch? Got it! That is correct. All the way from Christchurch. Michelle, you're our Tradiverse Lady Champion. You get $50 from KFC. Congratulations. You're welcome.

Michelle. Thank you. All good. Sorry, I wasn't sure if I was supposed to say something. She had a mouthful of ostrich. We were talking with producer Anastasia before the show who has had a package delivered that she's been waiting ages for. Has she just?

Not like that. No. Can you not do that, Maddie? No, it's not. We don't want to assume what the package is that you're enjoying. Also, he said it arrived at work. I wouldn't be sending any bad packages to work. Not that I'd get any.

Wouldn't you? Because you don't want them to get nicked off your door. Anyway, it was sort of a bad package. Yeah, sorry, cool. So what is the thing that you've been waiting a long time for? So it's a jacket that I bought. It's a summer jacket that I bought in January. And I tried it on in store and it was broken.

So I had another dress that I wanted to get online and I said, it's all good. I'll buy it online and they still had sizes online. So I got it, it came and it was broken. Cut a long story short, ballpark six months, 30 emails later, me just asking, yo, what's the ETA? Because they needed to send a repaired one. Six months later, they haven't repaired the jacket. They couldn't repair it.

They've just sent it back with the damage. Oh, is that not even fixed? Yeah. And what I want to preface this by, this isn't your run-of-the-mill high street store. This is a designer, New Zealand designer, that, yeah, has taken six months to send me this jacket. And it's broken.

Yeah, they gave me a $20 voucher, which is not going to go far at this boutique. But, yeah, thanks, guys. Bloody hell. That is bull. I thought when you said this, it was stuck on a slow boat from China. I thought that's... I thought it was a shipping issue,

because that's what everybody is dealing with at the moment. They sent it to China and back, and China, the factory, couldn't find... China. I thought that's... I thought it was a shipping issue because that's what everybody is dealing with at the moment. They sent it to China and back and China, the factory couldn't find... How's the carbon footprint on that jacket of yours? Look, hey, now you're making me sound bad. Couldn't you take it to who's that place in Westfield? Look Smart?

Yeah, look, that's probably what's going to happen. The ice keeps on melting, Anastasia, and here you are. I know. Lucky you bought a summer jacket because you're contributing to global warming. Look, that's probably what's going to happen. The ice keeps on melting, Anastasia, and here you are. I know. Hey, hey, hey. Lucky you bought a summer jacket because you're contributing to global warming. The way you're going, it's going to be summer all year round. That is outrageous. Yeah, so six months, and yeah, it's arrived perfectly in time,

like you said, for winter. So I'm not very impressed. I had the same situation earlier this year. Actually, it was last year in July, this time last year almost, we bought like an outdoor table for summer We were like, I'll buy it in the middle of winter long lead time, it'll be here

in time for summer, surely, we could have dinner outside. The last piece as in the seats for the outdoor table arrived in March. Oh my gosh March of this year. You did accidentally only buy one seat. No. No, I bought a set.

Excuse me. And I assumed that that meant two seats. Okay? Okay, that's fair. Excuse me if I assumed the wrong thing. On the flip side,

I ordered something online the other week and it arrived literally I think the next day. Did it? Yeah. Where from? From Wellington.

Did it? Must be nice. It was very nice and unexpected. Yeah. What's the thing that you've been waiting forever to get delayed, to get delivered? Sorry, Anastasia bought a jacket back

in summer and it got sent away to get repaired. It's just come back six months later, not repaired. That's brutal. You'd be so pissed off. And it was a summer jacket It's a summer jacket It's like a hell

And she's getting it in June It's also If you're fashion conscious It's also last season now True Like it's out of date You're screwed That jacket

You're screwed It's no longer current season You're yesterday's news babes You know Slow fashion forever mate Yeah whatever And it's already got a bad carbon footprint Yeah

Let's go to Darcy And find out what Darcy's been waiting for. G'day, Darce. Hi. What is it? And how long have you been waiting for it? Two years. Two years? For what?

I ordered makeup in 2020 of October from America. What was it? Was it a Kylie Jenner lip kit? No. I wouldn't wear that. Okay. Well, I was just thinking what was cool in a kylie jenner lip kit no i wouldn't wear that okay well i was just thinking what was cool in 2020 but it's fine um what is it what's the makeup you've been waiting two years for and do you think it's still coming or they've lost it well the thing is i ordered it and then i was waiting seven months i still wasn't getting my makeup and i was thinking okay i get it locked

down and everything like that. But I was just trying to get my money back because I didn't want to wait any longer. Yeah, fair enough. And then they never contacted me back and then out of the blue, a year later, in the start of January, it arrived and half of it was missing and half of it was broken. Right.

How much money did you spend on this makeup? About $150. Oh. Yeah, that's not good. Right How much money did you spend on this makeup? About 150 Oh Yeah, that's not good Did you get your money back? Nope No I shouldn't get a response

Should have gone for the Kylie Jenner lip kit, babes I'm telling you, everybody I know received their Kylie Jenner lip kit Lickety split Evie's here Hi, Evie Hi What is it and how long have you been waiting for it? I ordered my parents-in-law two mugs with my personalized mugs with my daughter's face on them for Christmas in November

and they still haven't arrived. Oh, was this meant to be a Christmas gift? Yeah. Oh. The kids are going to look completely different by the time these mugs arrive. She doesn't look anything like that picture anymore. Her grandparents are going to go, cool mugs, who's this? Who's the rando?

Do you reckon they're still coming or they're lost? I've sent like three follow-up emails and I've rung them and they're like, they're on their way, I swear, and they're still not turned up. So you've got to take some personal responsibility. Was this one of those Bajo websites where you upload a photo? It wasn't? No.

No? It was a, let's just say it's like a trusted New Zealand brand and they still haven't turned up. Okay. All right, we won't name any names,

but you know who you are. Yeah. I won't be buying any mugs for the in-laws for Christmas, which actually they'll be stoked about, to be honest. Maddie's here.

Hi, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hi. All right, what did you buy and how long have you been waiting for it? So it wasn't me, it was actually my partner but he purchased

a brand new 2021 truck in November last year. Yeah. And you have to get them ordered because they don't sell them just like in stock at the moment. Yeah. So he ordered that in November and it still hasn't been shipped yet

but now they've released the new 2022 truck. No! Like Anastasia's jacket has trucked out of date. Are we talking like a ute? Is that what you mean? Yes, like a popular Kiwi. Yeah, I get what you mean. So they haven't even shipped it yet?

No, and so like, they were supposed to be sending email updates as it was being, you know, in the process of coming, but still nothing. Is he a tradie? Does he need the truck for work? It is a work vehicle, but no, it's not a trade. He's not a tradie, so it's not like a single.

Yeah, right. No, still though, well then if they haven't shipped it yet, then surely they can just chuck the new one on, the 2022 model. Yeah, give them an upgrade. Yeah, well, I'm not sure, but I don't know. Maybe it's a sign. It's time for him to start getting a bit more eco-conscious. Have you suggested a nice second-hand Nissan Leaf to your partner, Maddy?

Actually, that's quite relevant because since then, they added on the new fuel tax thing, even though he purchased it before then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He just can't win. No, he can't win. Well, there you go, everybody. Whatever you're waiting on, you're not the only one. Everybody's waiting on something.

A Nissan Leaf. Well, I don't know. Prius. He could get a Prius and he could do Uber on the weekends. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest from iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. The biggest movie in the world right now is still... Top Gun.

It's such a good movie. But Dean's got a bit of Top Gun scandal for us. Hi, Dean. Hey, guys. There's a lawsuit now being fired at Paramount Pictures because the people... This is an interesting fun fact. Back in 1983, it was an article in a magazine called Top Guns.

It was the story of Navy pilots, quote, in a remarkably vivid and cinematic fashion. It was an article in a magazine that inspired the first movie, right? And this family guy that wrote it, they owned the rights or whatever. And then in 2018, they essentially kind of like, they were able to put essentially a copyright around the story and premise and everything in 2018,

which took effect in 2020. Now they are suing Paramount Pictures because they alleged that they actually owned the copyright to Top Gun, the concept story, and that they were not even involved in the 2022 version. Obviously, Top Gun, Maverick, the biggest movie in the world. So, of course, as always, they want millions and millions of dollars. Here's the thing that they did wrong, right? Here's a lesson, kids.

Write this down. You don't sue straight away. You wait until the movie's made $150 billion at the box office. Then you go in, right? It's only been out for two weeks. Nah, I reckon they've timed it perfectly. They're not going to pull this movie off the shelves. They're not going to rename it.

You can get the rights in perpetuity. They're going to be rich. They've done the right thing, D. If they'd done it before the movie came out, Tom Cruise would have gone, changed the name of the movie, call it Maverick or something. But that always fascinates me about copyright law

because it's like, well, surely there's no copyright on fighter pilot movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's America, right, Dean? You can sue for anything. America. Oh my God, they sue for anything. They always sue for obnoxious amounts of money.

Like in Australia, they might sue for $2 million. Here they'll sue for $750 billion. Well, go and give these people some money. Go and watch Top Gun. It'll end up in the right hands eventually. Such a good movie. I need to go see it. You've got to watch the original first.

It'll make it so much better. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Speaking of Top Gun, we're going to talk about a new trend in facial hair next that is sweeping the face of men around the nation. I'm here for it. We'll do it after the news. ZM, Brian Clint with Matty.

Hello, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hey, guys. How are you? What's your opinion on a man with a moustache? Do you want me to be really honest? Yeah. I don't vibe them.

I don't vibe them. At all? There's not even a man's mustache that you'd be like, not even like Tom Selleck in his prime? Maybe, maybe. I don't know. Maybe, look, it's a personal thing. I personally am not a vibe, but I love a beard and everything.

I love a, you know, perfectly tailored beard and stuff. I don't know. Yeah. Were you at the Top Gun premiere the other day, Dean? I was. Yeah, it was amazing. It was incredible. Tom Cruise got lowered in on a helicopter,

so I was writing down notes for my wedding. I'm like, okay, right. We'll be entering on a fucking helicopter. Yeah, on an aircraft carrier. I want to get lowered down upside down though, like Beyonce. Like I want to get lowered down while I'm hanging upside down and then slowly. Yours will be on a battleship, but it'll be more like that Cher music video where she's riding the turret.

On the cannon. If I could turn back time. I don't know that I remember that. Do not. On the cannon. If I could turn back time. I don't know that I remember that. Do you not? On the cannon. If you had told me or anybody five years ago that in the year 2022, ZM would be playing music by Kate Bush

and Elton John and Fleetwood Mac and talking about Top Gun, the movie, you would have gone, you're crazy, man. You're crazy. Come on, get with the times. 2022, more like the 80s. Yeah, here we are.

See, everything's cyclical, right? Totally. Comes back around. And nostalgia is a powerful, powerful drug. If you have seen the original Top Gun movie, when you go to watch the new Top Gun movie, it'll hit you like a ton of bricks. And for me, I don't know if you watch movies like me,

but there were moments like where, not to give anything away, but I'll just say this one thing. Tom Cruise pulls the covers off a vehicle that featured prominently in the first movie and there she is in the second movie. And I went, oh yeah! In the movie

like a loser. It's a powerful thing. It also influences fashion because at the moment men around the world are shaving in Top Gun style mustaches. Ah, I thought you were going to say aviators have made a comeback.

Well, I think they probably will as well on the back of this too because mustaches look extra good with a set of aviators above them. Miles Teller who plays Rooster in the movie, he's having a real... It's his moment. It's his moment.

It's his time to shine. Yeah, yeah. Anastasia's a fairly big Miles Teller fan. Aren't you, producer Anastasia? He's so hot. But always or after this specific? Yeah, no. I'd consider myself an OG.

Really? Okay. He had some really good early on movies that you guys wouldn't have seen. Was he in Project X? I haven't even watched that movie. Yeah, right. Sorry.

Okay. But he was in some really good ones when I was younger. Name the movies we haven't seen. Oh, shit. What's the one? War Dogs. The one with Jonah Hill. Oh, my God.

I love War Dogs. Raw Dogs. No. Damn. War Dogs. Miles. Does he have a moustache and raw dogs? Well, anyway, the Miles Teller moustache is sweeping the world

and men, especially on TikTok, are just filming themselves with this song. In the background, shaving in their moustache and then filming their girlfriends. And their girlfriends are largely like, oh my God. Wow. So we wanted to ask this afternoon to the men lovers of the world. Hello. Do you like a moustache on your man?

Are you a fan of the Top Gun moustache? Matty, would you be excited if your fiancé Ryan grew a moustache? He did once for Movember. Yeah. It did it for you? Oh, it did some things to me, yeah. You liked it?

Mm-hmm. Okay. Producer Anastasia, are you into a man with a moustache post-Top Gun? Is that something you like as well? Yeah, I've always, I've just always been a moustache person before Top Gun. Yeah. I reckon it gives an extra couple points.

Yeah. But it's got to be like full-ish. It can't be like... What about like a Guy Williams moustache? Well, Guy Williams is... Actually, yeah, he looks great with a moustache. What about former producer Ben? Oh, producer Ben, RIP. My brother, I can't comment on that.

Yeah, he had a big moustache. Yeah, he did. Well, I'm on the verge of shaving one in. I can see. I'm flirting with it at the moment. I can see. I did think it's looking thick. Yeah, right?

A little bit ginger, but that's okay. Brian Clint. You like him, eh? Do you know what? Can you grow a mustache? No, terribly. No, no, no. So thin.

Not good. But I have been resolved to go home tonight and make mention of it to Ryan. And shave your man. Yeah. Get it started. So to speak. It's really, really popular at the moment

because of Top Gun. Miles Teller in there with his big slug. So we want to know from the people in the country who enjoy looking at the faces of men. Do you want a moustache up there on that face? Nikita has called up. Kia ora, Nikita. Hi.

We're getting some impassioned feedback on the text machine. What do you think about the moustache? Yay or nay? Nay. Nay. Yeah. Why? I thought we were all in on this. I guess just kissing a guy with a moustache, getting a mouthful of hair, I guess. Yeah, right. I was the question from me. Yeah, right. Well, I hadn't thought about that.

I hadn't thought about the experience on the other end of the moustache. Oh, she never bothered me. Yeah. Okay, so we'll put you down for a no. Thank you, Nikita. We'll go to Piper. Hi, Piper. Hi.

Hi. That was a strong no for the moustache. What do you think? Yes or no? A big no. No. No as well. Yeah, I agree with Nikita.

You know, when you go in for that kiss and all the prickles, it's just not a good feeling. Have you seen Top Gun yet? No, I haven't. See, maybe that'll make you feel different. Maybe that'll change your mind. Yeah, maybe a ripped shirtless fighter pilot. Yeah, okay. All right, we'll put you down for a no as well.

To be fair, there are a lot of no's coming on the text machine as well, aren't there, Matty? Yeah, there are. No, someone says hate it. Not bothered with it, but when my partner doesn't trim his, it'll go up my nose. Someone said they're okay with it, but not when it touches the bottom lip. If the moustache goes too far and it comes down over there, that's

just a hazard there. I can understand that. How do you kiss somebody through that? You'd have to part the hair. Okay, a lot of negative feedback for the moustache, more than I was expecting. Sorry, there's also some interesting tweets that have come through. Appropriate or not appropriate?

Not appropriate. We're not going to read them out. Nick's here. Hi, Nick. What's up, boys? As a man with a moustache, how do you feel about all this negative attention that it's getting? Oh, yeah, mate.

They just obviously haven't seen the right man with the right moustache. Exactly, Nick. How old are you, Nick? 27. 27, okay. Is the mow a recent thing or have you been rocking it for a while?

Oh, I've had it for about two years now. What do you do for a job? Does your moustache fit your persona? Yeah, yeah, I'm a truck driver. Oh, there you go. Oh, yeah, okay. Because we've had a text here that says, FYI, us firefighters have been rocking the mow for decades.

And I get that it comes with the territory. And do you get a lot of attention Because of it Nick? Yeah Bitches love it mate Oh okay Alright Nick Thanks Nick Nick's on the highway

To the danger zone I will just wrap him up there Damn it He was doing such good work For Mustache He was an idiot To go and do that But look

As I can put a vote in For yes Yeah Anastasia's a yes Yeah But so far We're kind of the only ones. Yeah. Brian Clint.

Okay, coffee drinkers, listen up. I know it's a little bit late in the day, but for the hardcore, ain't no thing, man. Coffee at Hapahasport, no big deal. I just realised what this was. This? Yeah. It's my Nespresso machine. Coffee machine, yeah, right. What did you think

it was? Just like an electronic device, I don't know. Some rude vibrating thing. Well, good, it's not. It's a coffee machine, okay? Listen up, coffee drinkers. Research has found that those who drink moderate amounts of coffee, I know it's one of those studies,

even with a little bit of sugar, are 30% less likely to die. Oh! Yeah! We're going to live forever. It's good news. Good for donks too. Our fill-in producer, Sous Chef Sam, you're a big coffee man, aren't you?

I love a coffee. Okay, well, listen up, coffee drinkers. A study was conducted, paid for, and published by the Nescafe company. No, not really. I am always dubious of these things. I'm like, wait. Whenever a red wine is good for you study comes out

or a chocolate is good for you, I'm like, who's funding this? Is big coffee involved? Yeah, I don't think so. I think this is a fairly independent scientific study. They surveyed 170,000 people. Oh, that's a big survey pool. Between the ages of 37 and 73.

Right. So it covers a lot. Over a period of seven years. Wow. So it's a long time. In that group, those who drank one and a half to three and a half cups of coffee a day with one teaspoon of sugar were 30% less likely to die during the study than those who didn't drink the coffee. They were a third less likely to die in that seven year

period while they were studying than the non-coffee drinkers. Isn't that incredible? And that's science. I wonder if it's because they're more alert. Wow. Than the non-coffee drinkers. Isn't that incredible? And that's science. I wonder if it's because they're more alert. Like they can see things, like if a piano was falling from an apartment above them. Someone's like, catch this! And they're like, oh! I can, I'm wired. Reflexes are on high. Those who drank coffee without

sugar, 16% 16 to 20% less likely to die. So the ones who had sugar in there were slightly less likely to die. So the ones who had sugar in there were slightly less likely to die than the non-sugar ones. And those who were drinking about three cups a day had the lowest risk of death when compared to non-coffee drinkers.

So three cups of coffee a day is the sweet spot. Oh, that's me. Is that you? You're a three coffee? Three to four. But you're a 3.30am alarm. Yes. So when's your first coffee of the day?

About 5.30 in the morning. Yeah. When's your second coffee of the day? About 7.30 in the morning. Oh, yeah. And you and I just had a coffee just before the show? And I'd had an extra one at about 10am this morning. Oh, you're on a four coffee day?

This is a four coffee day. Yeah, right. Three coffees makes me anxious and concerned and worried that everybody hates me. It makes me so happy. That's a four coffee day. Yeah, right. Three coffees makes me anxious and concerned and worried that everybody hates me. It makes me so happy. That's what I was thinking. That's where my mind immediately went. I went, oh, it's because we're happier.

Yeah. You should see me if I don't have coffee. Oh, you're wrecking. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I'm not dead, I'm in jail for murdering somebody. For killing somebody. Well, there you go.

If you're trying to justify another coffee, just now, just before, I mean, it's a long time until five o'clock. You've still got to get through 25 minutes of work this afternoon. Go and fire up the Nespresso. It's good. Science said it's good. You'll live longer.

Well, I listen to scientists. Totally. They haven't let us astray so far. No, they haven't. They're right about that COVID thing. Bree and Clint. When Maddie's here, we like to play a game called the Dill Factor. How would you describe the Dill Factor, Maddie?

I would describe it as, well, first of all, New Zealand's favourite dad-based game. Totally. Yeah. Yeah. It's basically us trying to determine whether a celebrity is a dad or not. Does he have kids or not? It's simple, really. It's so simple.

They're all hot, but are they dads? Here to play alongside you is Marie. Hi, Marie. Hi, Marie. Hello. Do you like your dilfs, Marie? Oh, yeah. Yeah, don't we all?

We've played the dilf factor with people before who didn't know what a dilf was. You know what a dilf is, don't you, Marie? I'm pretty certain. Okay. All right. So here's how it works, Marie. You and I work together on this. So we're not competing against each other.

You and I determine together whether a celebrity is a dad or not, okay? All right. Got this. Producer Anastasia will supply the DILFs. Hi, Anastasia. Hi, guys. It's usually themed. Is there a theme to this one?

This week's theme are people who have, in the most recent Top Gun Maverick movie, which I didn't realise you hadn't seen. Marie, have you seen it? I have not. Have you seen the original? I have, yes. A lot of big names.

You guys will be familiar. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. And a lot of DILFs. All you guys need is, or DILFs or not DILFs, hot dudes. All you need is three correct to get the KFC chicken claws. Great. Good luck.

Let's roll the first DILF. The first DILF or not DILF is Miles Teller. Oh, one of the stars of Top Gun Maverick. Recently married a couple of years ago. Yes, I did know that. Gorgeous wife. Because his wife posts a lot of content on TikTok. Recently, yes.

She's joined TikTok. Yeah. Do you know Miles Teller, Marie? No. No, okay. I do, Marie, but... I'm going to go with your guess, Maddie. Deferring to Maddie.

Maddie, what do you think? I think no DILF. No DILF. No kids, Anastasia? That's correct. Welldie. Maddie, what do you think? I think no DILF. No DILF. No kids, Anastasia? That's correct. Well done. One on the board. Nice work, Maria.

Can you keep it up? Let's go to another one. This next one, he's a not very well-known celebrity. He's a minor cast member. His name's Tom Cruise. Have you ever heard of him, Maria? I don't know. Rings about.

He dated a few low-profile actresses. He's unknown, but we're hoping this might be his big shot. He's a rising star. A rising star. This is easy. Come on, lock it in. Marie, you know this one. Lock it in.

Dilful Not Jones. Come on. Of course he is. Yes, he is. Father to Suri, Connor and Isabella. Yes. Awesome. All right, that's two points for you guys.

Suri Cruz was everywhere for a... She's in your iPhone now. She runs your iPhone. All right. Hey, Suri. That is a shit joke. That is a high quality joke. That's a high quality joke for me.

That's a damn joke in the middle of a dance. Marie, you get this next one. You win the KFC. Let's do it. All right. This is my my favourite from the movie bit older

John Hamm John Hamm the star of what was that show that he was on Mad Men oh Mad Men

didn't like the plot but liked him um he was he was the boyfriend in um Bridesmaids as well yes

I'll give you a hint he's never been married. No, but he does have... Serial girlfriend, man. Oh, I do like him, and I want to say yes. Yeah, I was going to say yes as well. Yeah. Let's lock it in.

Are we locking in a yes? What do you want to lock in, Marie? A yes. Go on. Jon Hamm is not a dill. Okay, this is your last chance. This is our last ad of the afternoon. Let's go to one more, Marie.

The next one is star of the OG film, Val Kilmer. Oh, Val Kilmer. He's got an amazing role in the new movie as well. Yeah, it's really cool actually. It's quite sad, but it's very good. Surely Val Kilmer has to have kids. Yes. Okay.

Would we like to lock that in? Marie? I'm agreeing with you, Maddie. Let's lock it in. He's got two kids, Jack and Mercedes. Yeah! Maddie! Marie, you have the dill factor.

Congratulations. There is 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Put it on your CV, Marie Keep it for yourself or feed the dill for your life This is KFC's positioning statement We're going to talk leaking your own nudes for a second And I don't mean on purpose Why?

Or do I? There's a story today that was on News Hub And it's now been taken down I wonder if the person complained. A lady's accidentally uploaded one nude to eBay. She was putting an auction up for something and she was going through her camera roll. And you know how if you take a bunch of photos

of the thing you're going to sell, like a, I don't know, item of clothing or something, and then you go tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, and upload. And then you might not even check your auction listing after that. Just let it go. Well, she actually accidentally ticked one too many photos and put a shot of her boobies.

Oi. Hey, free the net. It's 2022. Totally. I just don't know if she wanted it that free. And it wasn't that relevant to the listing. No, although it would have sent the views on the listing. 100%.

Into the stratosphere. Totally. I think of the things that I've listed on Trade Me, the more exposure you could get, pardon the pun, the better it is for a potential sale. And eBay's global. Yeah, yeah. So you've got a global audience now.

Yeah. But you hear about these things, you hear about them on Trade Me as well, especially when someone is trying to sell like a mirror or anything that has... I've seen one that was listed on Trade Me, a guy trying to sell a toaster. And as you do, he took his Trade Me photos nude.

And in the reflection of the toaster was his... Thing-a-ling. Dong-a-long. Well, it's easy to do because you're in the shower and then you go oh god i've got a i've got to put the listing up i'm going to take a photo so you run out of i'm trying to come up with an excuse this reminds me of um the actor jonathan bennett who plays uh aaron samuels and mean Mean Girls, Regina's boyfriend. He once got caught in a situation because this is the thing, right? It can happen in so many ways accidentally.

He was lounging by the pool and he took one of those cute snaps, you know, you cross your feet out in front of you and you've got the pool in the background. It's like a hot dog or legs situation. Very much just a cute holiday snap. We've all done it. He also happened to be holding a glass coffee cup in front of him. It was like a good morning, look at me, lounging by the pool kind of thing.

Unfortunately, the coffee cup has caught his reflection. I'm going to show Clint the photo now. Oh, my God. That's a big coffee stirrer. See, with that one, I'm really dubious about whether it's accidental. You do wonder. Because who lounges beside the pool naked having a coffee in the morning? Well, if you're home alone.

Also, it's a very flattering photo of his thingy. And that's the thing. And that's where you go. Because we talked about this earlier. Where are the accidental leaks of small donger pictures? They don't exist. Somehow every leaked picture, the person is very well endowed. Especially when it's a famous person, right?

Because now everyone goes, oh, Jonathan Bennett, hello. You've been with your wife for a while now, right? Yeah, seven or eight years. Yeah, wow. Yeah, fifth wedding anniversary next year. Is it really? Yeah. Goes so fast.

So fast. That feels like just the other day. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy. Before you know it, we'll be divorced? No. Retired.

That's what I was looking for, yeah. And happy and healthy and in love. Yes, absolutely. Well, I've been with my partner, Ryan, for five years, just five and a bit. Yeah. And, you know, it's interesting the rollercoaster or the journey that you go on together. Yeah. Because you know when you first start out a relationship,

there's the whole kind of allure and you're trying to be sexy. Yeah. You put real effort in. More than that, you hide parts of yourself, don't you? But you never let them see the whole meal. There's stuff that goes on in the kitchen that you never want them to see. And that's part of the romance, right? You're putting your best foot forward.

Exactly. But I had a moment after five and a bit years the other day where Ryan and I were doing something and I went, oh, it's gone. The spark? Not the spark, just the allure. Oh, the illusion. The illusion. Right, okay.

What was it? What was the thing that... Can you say? I can say, but I might say it in subtle terms. Okay, right. Was the indoor gardening involved? No, Ryan was helping me out with a beauty regime. Oh, okay.

That involves wax strips. Oh, okay. Yeah. Do you wax down there? Yeah. Do you? Wow, okay. Yep.

So he's doing that for you. Doing it for me. Right. And I just went. So before now, had that been something you did yourself or you paid a professional to do? A bit of both. Yeah. It never quite went as well when I tried to do it myself.

Great question because everybody manicures down there in some way or another. Yes. I'd never ask Lucy to do it for me. You wouldn't? Why did you ask him to do it for you? Because I was trying to do it myself and it wasn't going very well and then all of a sudden I went well

you're down there anyway. Help. Help. You're marrying this. Yeah wow. And you did it before the wedding. You only had to last another six months until you get to the wedding and then you can let it all hang out. Yeah. You know then the gloves are off. In saying that I still do a lot to keep the

illusion going. See, am I doing it wrong? Well, I do what I can. And by that, I mean after eight years of relationship, four and a half years of marriage, our marriage is still a flatulence-free zone. See, it is in our relationship in a very one-sided way. Right, okay.

Yeah. Who's the flatulator in your relationship? Well, I wouldn't say I'm a flatulator. Is it you? But I'm not. Like, every once in a while. Gross. You're getting him to wax you.

You're dropping your guts all over him. What is he seeing you? I don't know. What is he hanging on for at this stage? I don't know. Anything to be at the TV and Christmas party, eh? Exactly, yeah. Anything to get close to Dalloway.

I just got an invite to the Elvis movie premiere. That's all it is at this point. It's just a free premiere ticket. Ryan, if you want to come to this movie, you're going to need to wax my butt off. I was doing it in more subtle terms.

Sorry, I forgot that bit. Free and Clint. It's my birthday. It'sth birthday. Correct. And we play the very best one. I love this. Do you have the numbers?

Yes. You do? Okay, good. Because I don't. We're good to go then. Lucy's here. Hi, Lucy. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? Good, how are you? Good, thank you.

We're going to try and figure out your birthday banger numbers on the fly. What is your birthday? April 20th, 1980. Okay. So she was 16 on April 20th, 1996. Yes. I believe. Man, we are good at that, aren't we?

And this is your birthday banger. Banger. Tupac and Dr. Dre. California love. Are you into it? Love it. Yeah, that's good. Did you have a subwoofer in your car when you were 16 years old?

I wish. Yeah, right? Well, that would have gone Yeah. Did you have a subwoofer in your car when you were 16 years old? I wish. Yeah, right. Well, that would have gone off. Wait there, Lucy. We're going to do a birthday banger for Adam. Kia ora, Adam. Hi, guys. How are you going?

Yeah, no, not too bad. How are you? Really good, thank you. When's your birthday, Adam? 20th of November, 95. All right, Adam, you were 16 on the 20th of November, 2011, and this was Topping the Charts. Calvin and Riri.

It's good. It's good. It's iconic, this song. It really is. And it still goes off into clubs, or so I've heard of it for a while. Do you like your birthday banger, Adam? Oh, great tune. Great tune.

He's got new music coming out too, Calvin Harris. One more for our special guest on Birthday Banger this afternoon. Welcome to the show, the love of Maddie's life. It's Ryan. Hi, Ryan. Hello, how are you? Good. We're so good.

Now, I know that you have always wanted to know what your birthday banger was. So, so much. I just hope it's something that you approve of. Yeah, well... Surely I've got an N. Well, yeah, maybe, but I'm also... Oh, my God, what if you vote against your fiancé's birthday banger?

Call it off. Don't come home. It's got to be good. It's got to be a good song. Well, it's got to be good as well because I found out today there's a severe age gap between you and your fiance. Well, it's not severe. He's born in the 90s.

It is quite severe. You and I are elder millennials from the mid-80s and he was born in the 90s. Right, Ryan? That's right. Okay. All right, Ryan, when's your birthday? When is my birthday, Matt?

Well, I know. It's the 9th of 10th, 1991, which means you were 16 in 2007. And this is your birthday banger. 50 Cent and Justin Timberlake, AO Technology. Are you into it, Ryan? I feel like Matt's probably more into it than I am. I do quite like this. I'm not sure if this song's appropriate in 2022, but...

It's okay, we're looking through... We're looking in the past, right? Yeah, exactly. I was 16 a long time ago. This would have gone off in Motueka. Well, I vote for Ryan's birthday. Yeah, I do too. Yeah, I think it's got to win.

I'm a winner. Maddie's here filling in for Bree. How tall are you, Maddie? I'm 5'11". I'm very decidedly average. Average? That's your normal height, right? I'm normal height.

Yeah. I'm slightly above normal at 6'1", but I'm far from the tallest person that we know. Yeah. I immediately know exactly who I would think of as the tallest person I know. Keep that person in mind with this news. There is international research that says your height increases your risk of contracting a variety of different diseases.

Rough, eh? So rough. But then again, when you see the tallest man at Ripley's, believe it or not. You go, oh, you're unhealthy. Yeah, and you also, you never see a picture of him in his old age. I was like, Gimli, tall as a lot, lived to the age of 34. Well, you think about how hard it is for an average-sized person

to get out of bed or to walk down the street. Imagine all the extra size you're carrying. You think your knees street. Imagine all the extra size you're carrying. You think your knees hurt? Imagine them. The diseases they're up for are things like irregular heartbeat, varicose veins. Not all these are diseases, by the way. Some are conditions.

Damage to their nerves in the extremities because they're so far away from your heart. Infections of the skin and bones such as leg and foot ulcers. I thought it'd be rude of us not to call Ross Boss and give him the information, right? That's who I had in my mind is the tallest person I know. We care about him. We want to make sure he's as healthy as he possibly can be.

Oh, that's okay. What does he do? True. I mean, we've got no answer for him, but let's just check in on him. So we're just the bad news bears today? Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Oh, nice answer. Hi, Ross. It's check in on them. So we're just the bad news bears today. Yeah. Oh, nice answer. Hi Ross, it's Clint and Matty. Hi Ross! Holding down your... That makes it better. Your dry shirt? Oh, you like him, do you? Of course. Who doesn't? Am I your favourite non-announcer announcer? I'm trying to think of like you're the nation's something or other. Like I think

you need a title, but I don't really know what it is. I'm the people's On the People's Princess. People's Princess. Okay, I'll go with that. Thank you. Thank you for sparkling up my day. He's the country's cupcake. Hey, look, we don't have good news for you.

We've just read out a story that says tall people are more likely to catch a bunch of different diseases. And how tall are you? Six foot eight. Six eight. Yeah, that's tall. First of different diseases. And how tall are you? Six foot eight. Six eight. Yeah, that's tall. First of all, how's the air up there?

I was going to say more likely to hit. How's the air up here? Oh, great. Good. Snowy and stuff, whatever. So you are in line for varicose veins, irregular heartbeat. We've read out some of them on the radio already, but actually the list is a bit longer.

Gout. Gout. list is a bit longer Gout You're a sitter for gout I have had you Halitosis What's that? Bad breath You've kissed me, you know Chronic BO

Not chronic, no Itchy balls Consistently itchy balls Alright, cool Erectile dysfunction Not chronic, no. Itchy balls, consistently itchy balls. All right, cool. All right, keep it going. What else? Erectile dysfunction. Yeah, keep it going.

What else is funny? Giant butt-itis. Yeah, what else? Big stupid face syndrome. Oh, wow. It must be so, So upsetting To be so short And a Lucy noose

I hope Next time you go to the movies You sit down in your seat And I'm in front of you Sorry this was me It was really rude The last one's serious Okay the last one's serious

Sure okay go Have you got ligma? Alright Bye now Have you got ligma? Alright, bye now Have you got Ligma? Yeah, Ligma, whatever I logged onto Instagram today And you know you kind of get into some mindless scrolling sometimes

Doom scrolling Have you heard that too? Yes, and sometimes you like photos And then you realise Someone goes, oh, I uploaded that photo You liked it And then I go, oh god, did I? scrolling yeah sometimes yes and sometimes you like photos and then you realize someone goes oh um i uploaded that photo you liked it and i go oh god did i i don't even remember because you just go on autopilot yeah yeah but something stopped me dead in my tracks yeah it was a photo and i went oh my god oh my god is that what i yes it's definitely what i think it is and then i

looked at who it was and I went, Cole Sprouse. Bloody Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Cole Sprouse. Right. What sort of content is he posting that you're into? Because he's on Riverdale now too, isn't he? He's on Riverdale. Yeah. Yeah, he's funny.

Yeah. But this was, well, certainly not Riverdale PR approved content. And I don't know, some people might find it funny, but it certainly got my attention. Have a look at this photo that he's uploaded today. Okay, our producers bring it up on the screen. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Cole Sprouse. You know how you asked me earlier, is the photo up your alley?

It's up his. What a massive alley. I know, he's got a badonkatonk on him, doesn't he? That's got to be a filter. That is Kim Kardashian. No, that's a horse's ass that's such a big butt it's the bus especially on a man as well yeah but also when you look closer you realize you get um you get the um oh you get a little bit more yeah you get the milk

and the tea and the biscuits um fill this air. Well, space while I go and get a little closer look. So we're going to zoom in here for you. Oh! Yes. Oh! Yeah. Oh! Yeah, you get an eyeful.

The bottom of the tea bag is hanging out of the mug. Wow, he has grown up, hasn't he? What's he doing? What is he doing? What's he doing? Well, I heard Riverdale has actually been cancelled, so he's clearly in the market for a new job. Right, well, he said,

the caption says, good morning to my publicity team, who I'm sure were thrilled to see that photo uploaded. Go and have a look. Cole Sprouse, I mean, not that I'm encouraging it, his Instagram handle is Cole Sprouse, funnily enough. I mean, he's uploaded it. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, it's out there. Yeah. Until his PR team takes it down. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Fans of the Scream movies, Dean's got bad news for you guys. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys.

I am so shocked and kind of upset to read this today nev campbell i mean you think scream movies you think nev campbell like straight away see her the brunette she was in all five of the previous screams she has pulled out will not be doing the sixth uh edition of scream and here's what she did she went on uh a page six and she did a statement and it is scathing she said look a very difficult decision, of course, to turn down the final one. I would not be returning for the next screen film. And long story short, she was not happy with the compensation. She's been fighting for fair compensation for every single film. She actually said that at one point

quote, the Weinsteins promised her back end money. Right. We're going to pay this now. Once it. Right, we're going to pay you this now. Once it comes out, you're going to get a cut of the profits. They then said, oh, no, no, no, the movie didn't do as much as the press said. No, no, no, so we don't owe you anything. So basically she's been messed around for five films. And she said, you know what, forget it. You want Scream?

Have it, but I'm not in it. That's major. That is major. Huge. She's Sidney Prescott. You can't do Scream without Nev Campbell. You know they will, though. They can't.

They'll try and reinvent it, and they'll try and put a young person in it, and it won't be the same. It won't. It'll be like High School Musical. No, not High School Musical. American Pie, after all the cast that you know, after Stifler and everybody else was gone.

But that is major. I was a little bit shocked that our resident Gen Z producer, Anastasia, wasn't aware of Nev Campbell or the Scream franchise at all before this. I had to write her name down to talk to Dean about this. I thought it was Nev Campbell. Why is her name spelled Nev? It's Nev.

She's an icon. She can spell it however she wants. What did I call it? I Googled it. No, no, no. You're right. You're right, Dean. She can spell it however she wants. I googled it. No, you're right. You're right, Dean. You're right. I was wrong. I'd never heard of it. Educate yourself. I'm always saying everything wrong.

I'm a bogan and bogans say things incorrectly. You've got it right. No, Dean, you're always right. Don't take your pronunciation wrong. Anastasia, listen and learn, alright? If you want to know how to pronounce Jack Harlow, then you go to Anastasia. But for any 90s movie references...

Dean knows everything else.