ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 8th June 2023

Episode Date: June 8, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. G'day guys, who wants to play a game? I mean the audience listening can't play, but they can follow along. Producers, you in? You guys want to play a game? Sure, why not? I have an apple here in front of me I'm going to eat it later

but I want you to tell me just from looking at it what variety. People can play this people can play this game listening. What variety? Bite the apple on the microphone Okay you ready? And see if people can guess from that sound what it is That's Larry that sound what it is. Oh, it's a bit flowery.

Do you know what it is? Do you know what variety it is? Yes. Yeah. I had a sticker on it. That's a royal gala. Okay, we got royal gala. I was also going to say royal gala.

Oh, what? Me too. You can't say the same. Yeah, I've got royal gala. Rose. Oh, good guess, Claudia. It's a great guess. What's another apple?

Jazz. Jazz. No. It doesn't seem like a jazz. It's not a jazz apple. It's a Royal Gala. All right, we're all locked in. One of you is correct.

Oh, you go Ambrosia. Fine. You go Ambrosia. I'll go Ambrosia. Might as well get a different one in there. Or do you want to stay with jazz? No, it's definitely not jazz. Take another bite.

I'll take jazz. Oh, shit. It's a jazz. Ah! A flowery jazz. Jazz are usually so consistent in the Apple game. This must be old. Yeah.

Must be quite old. Yeah. Oh, did you get that out of the pig bin? The what? The Yeah. Oh, did you get that out of the pig bin? The what? The food scrap bin. Did you get it out of the pig bin? No. Oh.

But I have before. Hey, today on the show, we're going to add one more item to our cart at four o'clock. We have got a $250 cash prize and some Lego up for grabs at 4.40 this afternoon. In the biggie, we're playing What's the Plot at $4.30 for $450 cash this afternoon. Good money up for grabs today on the show. Speaking of, we've got $50 cash up for grabs right now

with Tradie versus Lady. It's all thanks to our mates at KFC. If you want to play, you've got to call now 0800 DIAL ZM. We'll play next. $50 cash and a half-eaten jazz apple. It's flowery, though. And a half-eaten flowery jazz apple.

Some people like flowery apples. Some people are cooked. Flowery apples are yuck. Bree and Clint. It's time for Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Oh, that's fresh.

That's funky. Let's get ready to rumble. Here we go. It's the ladies and the tradies. They're back. The ladies are on 52. The tradies picking up a win yesterday. They're on 43.

Let's cross live to our lady in the Garden City. She's 18 years old and she is studying to be a paramedic. Welcome to the show, Jamie. G'day, Jamie. How's studying going? You liking it so far? Yeah, it's good. Just on my break at the moment.

Have you driven the ambulance yet? No, not quite. Not yet. Okay. All right. Still to come. You're taking on our tradie today. They're calling in from Hamilton, the 22,

and he can hold one leg and jump through it. Wow. G'day, Dallas. I tried that before and nearly broke my nose. It's real hard to do. You want to attempt it on grass the first couple of times, right, Dallas? Dallas, are you with us? Oh, yeah, I'm with you, mate.

Yeah, right, okay. Yeah, nice, Dallas. You've got to be quicker than that if you want to win, Dallas, all right? Yeah, no, yeah. All right, he's switched on. He's ready to go. Dallas, your buzzer is tradie. Jamie, your buzzer is lady.

First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which British reality dating show set in Spain returned to TVNZ Plus last night? Tradie. Yes, Dallas. Love Island.

Yeah, Texas. It is Love Island. Nice work. Question number two, one to the tradies. Name the iconic New Year's Eve festival held in Gisborne for the last 20 years. Lady, R&B. Nice, Jamie. You're on the board.

R&B is correct. One apiece. Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Touch me. Trady. Yes, Dallas. Lizzo. No.

Not a bad guess, Dallas. Jamie? Dua Lipa. Yeah, it's Dua Lipa. It is Dua Lipa. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. This is a tight race. Question number four.

In which country was the largest known T-Rex skeleton found? Was it Canada, Australia or Greenland? Lady Greenland? That's incorrect. Dallas, you want to guess? Trady. I'll go Australia. No.

It's Canada. Canada. Yeah. No points there. Still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. Which musician has the nickname Jenny from the Block? Trady.

Yes, Dallas. Trady Bjorn. J-Lo. Yeah, it is J-Lo. It is J-Lo. We are all tied up here, two apiece. Guys, this is for the win. Question number six.

Which two nations are hosting the FIFA Women's World Cup this year? Freddie. Yes, Dallas. Australia and New Zealand. He's got it. He's got it. Jamie, you couldn't quite get there, but Dallas, great come from behind, mate. That was such a good game, guys. Well

done. Very well done. Thank you very much, mate. That was such a good game, guys. Well done. Very well done. Thank you very much, mate. Another one for the tradies. We got $50 cash for you, Dallas. Yeah, thank you very much. You're welcome. Great one, eh? Another dump for the boys.

Bree and Clint. I nearly had a bathroom emergency this morning. Did you? Yeah. Oh, that's no good. Yeah. I nearly had a bathroom emergency this morning. Did you? Yeah, I know. Oh, that's no good. Yeah. And usually I wouldn't talk about this, but, you know, it was, well, it was very nearly traumatic.

It's actually crisis averted. Nothing bad happened at all. So you're being a drama queen, are you? Well, a little bit. A little bit. I was at the gym and it was early. It was like, well, early. It was like nine o'clock this morning.

And I went in to use the cubicle to do my business. And just as I went to sit down, like I'd lowered my pants and everything. Oh, so it's twos because you're sitting down. Yeah. Oh, well, no. Men can sit down to wee too. Yeah, well, I was sitting down for twos. Yeah.

Yeah. And I'd lowered my pants and I was lowering myself down. And just as I went, I did it. I thought, I'll just take a little courtesy look in there and see what's happening. And I saw just right at the back of the bowl,

there was something there. There was something visible. A poo. Well, I didn't really know whether it was or wasn't. It had every chance of being one, but it was something there. You sure it wasn't yours? No, it wasn't mine. You sure it didn't slip out? no no no no no no it happens no i'm positive they're the best ones a ghosty yeah that's a that's a joyous occasion it wasn't

one it wasn't mine okay so i thought oh okay i better give this a flush just in case before i do anything to this toilet i better give it a flush so i case. Before I do anything to this toilet, I better give it a flush. So I flushed it. Nothing went down. The whole bloody thing, the person, whoever was in there before me, had blocked the whole thing up and then just tap and gapped and got out of there. Well, what are you supposed to do if it blocks?

Tell someone? I'm not. As if you're going to go tell someone. So you're telling me that if you block a toilet You're going to go find management Of the building and go Hey just so you know I dropped such a big deuce In the toilet it's blocked

Let me take you to the cubicle So I can show you where it is You're leaving you're getting out of there Well yes I would but I wish someone else The person before me had told someone Or bloody get in there with the brush And try and unblock it or do something Getting out of there. Well, yes, I would, but I wish someone else, the person before me had told someone. Or bloody get in there with the brush and try and unblock it or do something. Oh, don't put the brush in there.

Once the brush goes in, the brush needs to be thrown out. Well, either way, I came close to causing a double block, is what I'm saying. I was going to go on top of the block, and then that would be a whole thing. This happens quite a lot at our work toilets, the work facilities here, which you wouldn't really know much about Yeah. And then that would be a whole thing. This happens quite a lot at our work toilets. Does it? The work facilities here, which you wouldn't really know much about because you're mostly using the urinal probably.

Yeah, yeah, correct. Yeah. But the toilets here at work are quite, what would you say, problematic. Oh, that eco toilet. Have you got the sign in your bathroom to say that eco toilet? We sure do. And it's like hold down the flush for at least two seconds or more. Three, I think.

Or three, or else it will block. Anyway, those toilets block all the time. Because no one holds it down for three seconds. Because no one holds it down, or they've shoved an entire toilet roll into the toilet, and then they're expecting it to go down the eco pipe. And it just doesn't work just last week i'm not joking someone had blocked the toilet yeah and it was just toilet paper yeah and then i

was busting and when by the time i'd already seen my pants were down i was like it's fine i'm just doing wheeze i'll just do a wee on top of the mess then I'll flush it. Not a big deal. I flushed it. Overflow? And then, you know, as you slowly see the water creeping up and you're like, go down, go down, go down. And I was like, it's not going to go down. It's not going to go down.

It's never happened to me before and it overflowed and that has never happened to me before. Just a tiny bit, but I I was like this is a bad day I don't understand why we have eco toilets in this building there is nothing else in this building

that is eco we don't have solar panels we've got air conditioning in every room we've got a two story underground car park there's no EV charging we don't have a bus stop

there's nothing else that's eco about this building but they're like you know what we should install really shit toilets eco toilets because that'll be doing our bit

for the environment. Don't you know that radio presenters are full of shit? Honestly. If that's the thing, that's the thing to invest in. You know what else we don't have in the building? Rubbish bins. Alright, oh that's eco as well. Eco, it is. No rubbish bins is eco. No it is. It is because then you have to go out there

and put them in the three different colour bins. What I thought we could ask about this afternoon is your blocked toilet disaster stories. The moments where disaster struck and... Have you ever seen the movie... You caused a real problem. Along Came Polly. It's got Jennifer Aniston and Ben Stiller in it.

And they go on this first date. Sorry, spoiler alert. And they go on this first date. And they've been to this restaurant that doesn't agree with him. And he goes into her bathroom of her apartment. And it's not good and blocks the toilet. And then eventually has to come out and tell her because he was in there for so long. Yeah, because you can't just walk away from that one.

It's only you or her. No, exactly. She's like, it wasn't me. And it's a studio apartment. Those are the exact calls that we're looking for this afternoon on 0800DARLSATM. Maybe it was at someone you'd just started dating's house. Maybe it was at the in-law's place at Christmas.

Maybe you were trying to make a good impression somewhere and you had a blocked toilet disaster. Someone just texted through and said, I once worked with someone who's flat washed the toilet brush in the dishwasher. Okay, nah, that's off. Those stories are off limits. That is off. We don't want to hear that kind of absolute debauchery.

Debauchery. Debauchery. You say debauchery, I say debauchery. Everything goes in the dishwasher. Brian Clint. It wasn't my fault. Someone else had blocked it up, okay? But they didn't put an out of order sign there.

They didn't do anything. They didn't leave a note. They didn't do anything. You can't prove it was someone else. Oh, I don't need to prove. I don't need to prove it. Do you not believe me? No, no, no. Actually, I don't need to prove. I don't need to prove it. Do you not believe me? No, no, no. Actually, I don't need you to believe me, okay?

I believe me and that's all that matters. Is it? Yeah, that's all that matters. You do? It's not about me, okay? We're asking people to call in this afternoon with their blocked toilet disasters and Georgia's brave enough to contribute. Hi, Georgia. G'day, Georgia. Hello. Tell us, Georgia,

was it you that blocked it up? Oh, it was a bit of a double whammy between me and my brother. Hi, Georgia. G'day, Georgia. Hello. Tell us, Georgia, was it you that blocked it up? Oh, it was a bit of a double whammy between me and my brother. Oh, no. We were down at our family batch and we'd been given the keys to look after our little family's new kittens down the road while they were away. They popped down on Saturday morning

and thought I was looking after the kittens and I thought, do you know what? It's my chance. Go to the bathroom. No one's around. Drop a log, see what happens. Drop the log, toilet wouldn't flush. Panicked, got a plastic bag,

hand fished my own turd out of the toilet, walked it down the road, put it in the public bin, absolutely mortified. Georgia! Georgia! It gets worse, guys.

It gets worse. I got back to my family back. Everyone was absolutely destroying me. They let me out. I was very stressed about it. Anyway, two hours later, my little brother goes down to my family batch. Everyone was absolutely destroying me. It ripped me out. I was very stressed about it. Anyway, two hours later, my little brother goes down to feed the cats. He's coming back down the road with his poo in a bag about five minutes later, dropping it off in the bin too.

How did your family know that you had put it in a bag? They saw me walking with the poo in a bag. They saw me walking very suspiciously past the house with this very large bag and that's what I was doing. Yes, it was both of us. You should have said it was the cats. I guess too big for a cat, wasn't it?

Oh, Georgia, bless your heart. Someone texted and they said a friend of mine was on a cruise ship when she was seven years old. She pooed her pants

so she flushed her undies down the toilet and blocked the toilets for the whole floor of the ship at sea. Oh, no. Yeah, those cruise ship toilets aren't the same as a normal toilet. Actually, to be honest, I don't think you should be putting your undies down a normal

toilet. Don't put your undies down any toilet. Nah. Those are words to live by. Yeah. Undies are for the bin. Yeah, put them in the bin. Put them in the bin.

Yeah. Put them in a plastic bag, walk them to the corner like Georgia. Yeah, exactly. Put them in the public toilet bin. Amy's here. Hi, Amy. Hi. Hi. Oh, Amy, where were you when you blocked a toilet amy um well as soon as you talked about this topic i was like i have a story for you um we were in san francisco and we were staying at an

airbnb and um my sister sent me a message from the bathroom and basically said, SOS, the toilet is like literally starting to overflow. Yeah. And so as I was in the lounge room, absolutely cracking up laughing, I did go to her rescue. But the water from the toilet was actually like out the bowl, out the bathroom and starting to go down the hallway. Wait, was it just water or was it the contents of what was in the toilet? What was coming out the toilet was just water. Okay.

Obviously there was the blockage inside the toilet. American toilets are so sus. That's what we put it down to. Aren't they? They can't handle the jam or the American toilets. I think the actual pipes aren't they they can't they can't handle the American toilet they're not as I think the yeah the actual pipes aren't as big I would have thought for all the garbage that the Americans eat that they would have a more robust toilet system but in my experience you're right Amy

you can't even when I lived in America America for a couple of years it was quite traumatic because you can't even put a nest in the bottom of the toilet you know the water's so high because the water's so high and so like wide you can't even like nest nest in the bottom of the toilet. Oh, because the water's so high. Because the water's so high and so, like, wide, you can't even, like, nest in there. Like, it's just straight water. A splashback. Let's go to Melanie. Hi, Melanie.

Hi, Melanie. Hello. Hello. Melanie, you blocked a toilet, didn't you? No, it wasn't me. It was my dad. So, just like this toilet in America as well, and I think it is something

for the American toilet. We were staying in a hotel and went down for breakfast and we go down to breakfast and we're sort of sitting around having a chat and we can see that there is water

coming through the ceiling. Water coming through the ceiling? Water's coming through the ceiling. Not ideal. Just like a little drop. And we're like, oh, okay, what's that? So we're going to try back upstairs. Now, we worked out that my dad's room was above the breakfast room.

Yeah. Maintenance in his room because his toilet has been blocked by his own constitution. Did Dad really take advantage of the all-you-can-eat buffet, did he? That's right, that's right. It leaked through the ceiling onto the breakfast table, Melanie. That is horrific. What hotel were you staying in? Was it one star?

No, it was a hotel and we just banned from them now. You banned from them? Oh, my God. There's a picture of Melanie's dad and her whole family. At every holiday inn in the country. Do not let this family check in. Do not admit. Do not admit this, man. There you not admit. Do not admit this man.

There you go. It happens to the best of us I guess. Melanie's dad. I just picture Melanie and her whole family walking into the hotel room and Melanie's dad looks up and the maintenance guy's there and he's like, oh, oh, oh. Brian Clint.

The iconic kids book Harry McCle, is about to turn 40. Did you know that? I didn't realise it was that old. This book was honestly in my top three favourite books as a kid. I loved this book. I loved this book so much that as a kid I asked my mum and dad if I could get a dog that looked like Harry McCleary. Yeah. And I did. Did you? Yeah. We didn't call it Harry McCleary, we called it Scampi.

But it looked like Harry McCleary, yeah. Well, you missed a trick there. You should have called it Harry McCleary. Lindley Dodd's book was first published in 1983 and since then I think every kid in Australia and New Zealand has read at least one of the books in that series. Absolutely. It is. I know that I enjoyed it as a kid. Yeah.

And now my kids absolutely love the Harry and Maclary books. So timeless, the series. There's just some kind of magic dust about it. Yeah. Because there's a million kids' books around, but something about Harry and Maclary just makes it timeless, right? I think it's because Harry and Maclary was a bit, like, you know, scruffy, rough around the edges.

Yeah, yeah. You know, kind of didn't fit into the mould. He's an underdog. Yeah. Yeah. To celebrate, they're looking for a real-life version of the dogs from the book. They're looking for a Hercules Morphs,

but that horse needs to be as big as a horse. The dog needs to be big as a horse. They're looking for a Schnitzel Von Krum with a very low tum. Yes. They're looking for a Bits ofel von Krum with a very low tum. Yes. They're looking for a bits of maloney, all skinny and bony. Muffin Maclay, like a bundle of hay, are bottomly pots all covered in spots.

A scar-faced claw, you know, the toughest tum in town. And of course, they're looking for Harry McCleary from Donaldson's Dairy. The main character. You actually have a Harry McCleary dog right now, don't you? I think my dog, Whitney Houston, looks a lot like Harry McCleary. Yeah. Like a lot like it.

Do we actually know what breed of dog Harry McCleary is? Yes, I looked it up and it was, hold on, I can tell you what it was. It was a Sky Terrier, I believe, is what they kind of modelled Harry McCleary off. And what have you got? I've got a Can Terrier, very similar, like same kind of family. You only need to make a few modifications to your dog. My dog, the biggest thing about my dog is that she's not black.

Yeah. But we can Photoshop that. Well, yeah, Photoshop or we could dye the dog. We could get that spray on black. Yeah. But we can Photoshop that. Well, yeah, Photoshop or we could dye the dog. We could get that spray on dye. Yeah. Ella, I mean, it's good to have a Gen Z on the team for things like this. She raised a potential red flag and she said,

is that blackface if we paint the dog black? Is that cultural appropriation for the dog? I don't think so. And I think it would take a dog to complain for it to be an issue. Well, it's dyeing its hair. Yeah. It's like if I dyed my hair black. We are changing the dog's complexion, aren't we?

But not the skin, just the hair. I'm fine with it. Yeah. I'm literally fine with it. What do they get if they win? They get published in like a real life Harry McCleary book. Oh my god, that's so cool. Yeah, so the pictures, the photos of the dogs will get published on the 40th anniversary. I'm fangirling so much.

I would love that. Does she need anything else? Your dog, does she need to lose a bit of weight? Excuse you! She is a healthy weight, the vet said. I'm not saying she's not a healthy weight. She's a bigger...

I'm saying if she's playing the part of Harry McCleary, does she need to... Does she need to go full Jared Leto? She's a bigger boned dog, but to be honest, a lot of it is hair. So I think if we just... Give her a prune? If we give her a bit of a...

Her legs are pruned, because that's Harry McCleary's legs are quite skinny, whereas the rest of it's kind of, you know. Okay, this is good. Let's look to enlist the help of a dog stylist. Someone who can someone who's willing to trim your dog to the shape of Harry McCleary

and willing to spray your dog a raggedy kind of black. Is that alright for the dog? Is it safe? Well, that's why we're enlisting an expert. I'd love her to be Harry McClary. I don't want it that bad. Yeah, I couldn't say how badly do you want it. I've just looked at the form. I'm going to actually

fill out the form. Yeah, you should. But I'm going to get them to Photoshop the colour of my dog so it's black. First though, it's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, who is the

Hollywood A-lister that is going to take a year off from acting? Tom Holland has announced that he's taking a year off acting after his last project, quote, broke him. Now, let me set the scene for this project. It's Apple TV Plus' series called The Crowded Room. It's very heavy and it's dark. And he was not only the star of the series, he was the executive producer. And what he said

in his interview today was that it just really did some topics and some things that were very, very difficult for him to deal with and work on. Because, you know,

those actors, they get really into their roles. And then on top of that, he's the boss. He had to then have the pressures and all that comes along with being the executive producer so he's like you know what i'm taking a year off yeah yeah too much he's he's crushing it at the moment he is total like hollywood a-list material he's still dating zendaya and what a great time to take a year off and enjoy your life and enjoy your success you know he's young he's still dating Zendaya and what a great time to take a year off and enjoy your life

and enjoy your success yeah he's young he's like 27 he should be enjoying you know being in your 20s sounds like the TV show might be an interesting watch I believe it comes out

on June the 9th on Apple TV Plus Apple TV yeah yeah yeah what was the name of the TV show? The Crowded Room The Crowded Room

there you go. I'm sure there's plenty of projects that star Tom Holland that will roll out over the next 12 months, so I don't think you're going to be short of any Tom Holland content to watch. No, I think there's a few bits and pieces, yeah. He's a whole property. That's the latest Live Out of LA with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

Brian Clint, we're back straight after this on ZM. From Asbury Park, New Jersey. New Zealand was amazing. They made me do a shooie. All the way to Auckland, New Zealand. Oh, baby, cereal heartbreaker. ZM and Live Nation present Sleacher. See her on Wednesday, November 29th at Auckland Town Hall.

Bree and Clint. Have you been in the awkward situation? I'm going to say it's awkward. Well, maybe not always, but sometimes if you have someone in your bridal party and then turns out they don't invite you to be in theirs. They don't return the favour. They don't feel the same way. Is it a favour?

Sometimes it's a bit of a punish being in a bridal party. You are not officially one of their top three, four, five, six, sometimes even seven friends. It's kind of what it's saying, a little bit. Imagine you had them in yours. You only had three bridesmaids and you had them in yours. And then at their wedding they have seven and you're not one of them. Yeah, see, that's awkward.

You'd go, um, right, okay. Someone said this is a hard situation because friendships do change. I was in two of my best friend's bridal parties and I was in my oldest friend's, but she wasn't in mine three years later. But people know when a friendship has changed. Yeah, you know when it's changed. If you were an emotionally mature person, you'd go, I get it.

We're not as close as we used to be. Yeah. Like when I look at my parents, my mum and dad's wedding photos, and I'm like, who's that? And they're like, oh, that was our best friend at the time. Same. I'm the same thing. Yeah.

I look at my mum and dad's and I'm like, well, there's my auntie. Who's that? Who's that other lady? And they're like, oh, that's... That was a good friend of ours. Oh, I love her. She was at Christmas. Let's talk to Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us, did you get left out of a bridal party or were you leaving people out? I was leaving people out. So I got married around about a year ago, yeah, and I had some really close friends of mine who I really wanted in my bridal party but unfortunately because of budget and things

like that and everything I just couldn't and yeah it was really rough and when they found out that I wasn't involving them in you know bridal party things and that they weren't included they were really gutted and I had to you know talk to them about it seriously and say, hey, some things aren't part of, I can't control some things. I'm not paying for this. It's not personal. Not made of money. Did they get it? Once you explained it to them, did they get it? Not really. They were still kind of iffy about it. Then I also had some really personal feelings where I knew that they wouldn't always

like they wouldn't some of them wouldn't really support me on the day and I needed that support so there's a whole lot of reasons that's a whole different conversation that's going on can I ask a couple of questions anonymous so were you a part of their bridal parties no so I was actually the first one to get married out of the whole group. Right. But ever since then, I've had a couple of friends who are like getting engaged and things like that. And I've not been included in bridal stuff. And I've been 100% okay with that. How many bridesmaids did you have? Yeah.

Any? So I had three. I had my sister, my childhood best friend that I've been in contact since we were like 12. Yeah. And then an old roommate of mine. And all three of those people I knew would be 100% supportive of me. It's your day. At the end of the day, it's your day. See, if I was those other friends, Anonymous, I'd be like, sweet, it's a sister.

Can't really beat out the sister. Childhood friend. They've known each other forever. The bloody roommate. The roommate got the call. I'm not me. Thanks, Anonymous. Someone has texted and they said, look, you can feel

upset about this, but it is not worth bringing it up with the person. Which I think is a really interesting take. See, I would. Would you? Yeah, if you're upset and it's caught, like, it's better to, if they're one of your best friends, it's better to just be open and talk about it.

You don't want to make them feel bad, just be like, hey, can we talk about this? And then everyone moves on. You do have to be really sensitive though because it is their wedding. I mean, you can wait till after. This text is wild. They said, my cousin, she was my one and only bridesmaid. She got married a couple of years later. She had three bridesmaids and I wasn't one of them.

There was no fallout, no idea why I wasn't included. Surely you just take your cousin on. You just have an extra one. You just get her in there. So you had her as your only bridesmaid and then she doesn't even put you in as the third. Oh, I'd be ropeable at that one. Let's talk to Ashley.

Hi, Ashley. Hi. G'day, Ash. Tell us, was it you that didn't get included? Yeah. So I felt obligated to include my sister-in-law when we got married. Oh, yes. The awkward sister-in-law inclusion in the bridal party.

She didn't really want to do it. No. It was in my husband's eyes. No one wanted it. I've seen it many times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, she got married a year later and she went rogue and decided not to have a bridal

party to avoid it. We've never had a conversation about it. But at the, like, wedding, her dad got up and kept saying, oh, if she had a bridal party to avoid it. We've never had a conversation about it. But at the wedding, her dad got up and kept saying, if she had a bridal party, her childhood best friend name and all of the speech would have been a bridesmaid. And it was just so awkward because it was so

obvious that she decided not to do it to avoid hurting me. Oh no! You reckon she went to the lengths of not having a bridal party at all just so she didn't have to. Wow. No doubt about it.

And the awkwardest part is I got invited to get my makeup done. Sounds extreme. I went in the wedding car. I did all the jobs. I was just not a bride's mate. What the hell, Ashley? It was so awful. I hate that one.

You did all the jobs, but you didn't get the job title. Can we? I know. Ashley, let's normalise not adding the sister-in-law into the bridal party. Like, let's just normalise not doing that. I just wish I never did, honestly. It's my biggest regret.

It was awful. It was awkward all day, and then that happened. So, yeah, you live, you learn. Also, not having to invite your sister-in-law to the hen's party. Yeah. She didn't live in the same city. Okay, so you avoided that one. She didn't do anything. That's the point.

She literally did nothing except be a bride maid on my day. No help, nothing and then didn't include me. I'm sure she got up and made a beautiful speech at your wedding though, Ashley. It's time for What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? Today playing for $450 cash. If you don't know, the money jackpots every week until we give it away. I feel nervous this week and I don't know why.

Yeah? Yeah, just a feeling. Yeah. Maybe it's because of my opponent. Kelly, you feel like you can win today? Probably not. That'll be why Bree's nervous. It'll be that confidence that you're resonating.

Oh, God. Kelly, just ease up on the ego, okay? I'll say. Yeah, I know. Kelly, your job is to correctly name two movies before breeders. I'll begin reading plot lines and you just buzz in with your name whenever you think you know what it is. Don't wait for me to finish the plot line, okay?

Okay. Good luck, Kelly. Good luck, guys. Thank you. Our theme today, because it is officially winter this week and it's bloody cold. It is cold. It's bloody cold. It is cold. It's bloody cold. Especially here in Auckland.

It's like 11 degrees. Yeah, everyone in Invercargill right now is going, shut up. It's freezing here. It's almost in single digits. These are all movies that are set in the snow. Oh, okay. Okay. Good luck.

Here comes movie number one. Cool Runnings. Oh, okay. Okay. Good luck. Here comes movie number one. Cool Runnings. Oh, may as well give it a go. Would you like a free guess, Kelly? Yeah. Frozen. No. Oh, good one, Kelly.

Also a really good guess. Good guess. If you'd got it, I would have given you the point, but neither of you did. Here we go. Movie number one. While exploring the uncharted wilderness, a frontiersman sustains life-threatening injuries from a brutal bear attack. Brie.

Brie. The Reverend. The Reverend is incorrect. What? Kelly, would you like a chance to pronounce the name of the movie correctly? Oh, Revenant? The Revenant is correct. Oh, what a load of bullshit.

I definitely haven't watched that movie, so I would not have got that. That's the one that Leo won his first Oscar for. Technicality. You said reverent, like someone from a church. The reverent. Yeah, it's revenant. Oh, same, same.

Movie number two. During the World War II bombings of London, four English siblings are sent to a country house where they will be safe. One day, the youngest... Kelly. Kelly. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe? Incorrect.

Do I get a free guess? Yes, you do. The Chronicles of Narnia. The Chronicles of Narnia is correct. Oh, I was tossing up what it was called. I wasn't going to get that, Kelly, but from what you said gave it away to me. Oh, tie break.

That's the name of it, isn't it? The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe? The movie I was referring to was The Chronicles of Narnia from 2005. Yeah. Hold on. Yes, Claude? Technically, it is called The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Hey, if you're not giving me what I said for the first one. Yeah, true, true. I will have to. I'm reading off what is written down in front of me here. I have The Chronicles of Narnia. Bree gave me the correct answer that I was looking for. I'm going to go with Bree and I'm going to say we're all tied up and we're going to tie break. Oh no.

Movie number three. For the win, whoever gets this wins the game and if it's you, Kelly, you get 450 bucks cash. Good luck, Kelly. Movie set in the snow. 20,000 years ago, Earth is a wondrous prehistoric... Kelly. Kelly. Ice age? Whoa.

You deserve that, Kelly. Nice work, my friend. Well done, Kelly. Nice work. $450 cash going your way, Kelly. You've won. Kelly, you've won. That's amazing. Yes, thank you so much.. Kelly, you've won. That's amazing.

Yes, thank you so much. Thank you so much. That's amazing. Oh. Do you need the money, Kelly? Yeah, I think we could all do with some money at the moment, couldn't we? Don't we all, mate?

Yeah. You enjoy that. You deserved it. Nice work. See, you didn't believe in yourself. I know. You should have backed yourself. And we both got caught on a technicality.

We bloody did, but you got that last one fair and square. I'd feel really mean if one of you had lost and you hadn't both been pulled up on technicality. So I think that's a fair win. Kelly, we're going to get $450 out to you. And you are one of a very small handful of people who can claim to be a What's the Plot champion. Congratulations.

Thank you so much. Put it on your LinkedIn, Kelly. Pretty impressive. Brian Clint. A social media expert has said that Meghan Markle, who is rumoured to be rejoining social media this year, could make... Why hasn't she rejoined already?

I think she's waiting. For what? She's building up to it. For a new platform to open up? What is she waiting for? I think she's waiting for the paid partnerships to come through. Well, she needs to open it back up first. This social media expert has said Meghan Markle could make,

if she wants to, $600,000 per post. Per post? Per post on Instagram. You're joking. That's how powerful her brand is and how desirable they believe she is to advertisers who want her to, I don't know, share her skincare routine. I use this laxative tea because it works the best for my colon.

She used to have a blog before she was a member of the royal family. She had a blog called The Tig and she did all the bloggy blog stuff on there. She did food and wellness and travel and all those things. And she had an Instagram too, eh? And she had a really popular Instagram. She also said somewhere once that she never actually deleted the account. She just-

Made it private. Made it private. So then she was able to still look on Instagram. She must have close friends that she uses. Because her Instagram account, when she shut it down, quote unquote, to join the royal family, she had three million followers. So it was a thing.

In 2017, there was quite a lot of followers in 2017. Imagine if you met someone and then you got engaged and then the family goes, but if you want to join our family, you have to get off Instagram. No TikToks. No TikTok. No TikToking in this family. Also, no fun.

There's just no fun. That was definitely what happened with the royal family thing. There literally is no fun. Imagine. You're a Hollywood actress. Cool. Stop that. Anything that you enjoy.

Hey, stop that now. That you find fun. Stop. No more of that. Stop that. Anything that you enjoy. Hey, stop that now. That you find fun. Stop. No more of that. Stop it. How can an Instagram post be worth $600,000? Well, this social media expert said that when Meghan Markle wears a Stella McCartney dress, for example, she generates $3 million worth of sales for that company.

Wow. Just from being seen for that company. Wow. Just from being seen in that dress. That's wild. Compared to someone like Michelle Obama, who is very influential, but she, comparatively, if she wore an item of clothing from a designer, would generate $300,000 worth of sales.

Still pretty bloody good. If I wear something, it actually does the opposite. Brands pay Brie and I not to wear their clothes. Exactly. Brands are like, can you please not be photographed in our garments? For a comparison, a Victoria Beckham catwalk show can generate something like $8 million for a brand. It can stir up that much sales. But they have to put on an entire runway show.

They have to build a fashion show and invite an audience. It's really expensive. Or you can just pay Meghan Markle $600,000 to wear the dress on Instagram and take one photo. I mean, it makes sense. When was it? Was it last year or the year before? And was it Kylie or Kendall Jenner wore a New Zealand designer?

I think it was a dress or something. It was a New Zealand designer and it sold out the whole website within like a week or something. I remember Rihanna doing it with Karen Walker sunglasses. She wore Karen Walker's and same thing happened. Globally. Gone. They were all gone. You know Kylie Jenner back in the day, she used to wear, when she had her lips done so obviously people like- With her Kylie Lip Kit.

No, no, no. This is before she had her makeup company. Oh. And she would wear certain lipstick colors from MAC. Yes. And so let's say she wore the one that was called Blushing Red from MAC. Yeah. She wore the lipstick.

As soon as she'd wear the lipstick, that particular colour would sell out around the world. Yeah. Yeah. Incredible way. How wild is that? So I remember, because I would watch or I'd be like, I like that colour. I'd go into MAC and they'd go, that's been sold out for months. Yeah, good luck.

You can't get it. I've heard of it being actually a problem for some brands. Like a celebrity will wear their thing or they'll talk about their thing like Kate Hudson might go, oh, by the way, these leggings are from XYZ. And the company is not set up to handle that amount of traffic to their website. It crashes their website.

It sells out all of the stock that they'd made for the entire year. It can actually be a problem. I mean, good problem to have though. Good problem to have, but it can like cripple the company. The success can like bring the company to its knees.

I've got a list of the highest paid influencers in the world. Who are they? Dwayne the Rock Johnson is number five. Yeah, well he's one of the most followed people. What is the influence though? Protein powder. Oh yeah. And workout equipment. And weights. He can commandeer

$1.7 million per Instagram post. Get these battle ropes now with my code, TheRock15. Selena Gomez is number four. She can get $1.73 million for one Instagram post. Wow. 1.73.

Yeah. Kylie Jenner is number three. Kylie Jenner, who has 379 million followers, can get $1.8 million for one Instagram post. Why her makeup brand is so successful. Lionel Messi, the football player, can get $2.9 million for one Instagram post. Yeah, he's got such a strong brand and he's one of the best football players of all time. But what does he influence?

Oh, there'd be heaps of stuff. Soccer boots. Athletic gear. Soccer boots. Alcohol. Soccer balls. Cars. True. Soccer boots. Alcohol. Soccer balls. Cars. True. Sky's the limit. True, true. Influence the sky. Hi, I'm Lionel

Messi and when I'm transporting my family around, I do it in the Kia Sportage. Exactly. True. I love the Kia Sportage. The number one highest paid social media influencer in the world is Cristiano Ronaldo, also a football player. He's got over half a billion Instagram followers.

And for one post on Cristiano Ronaldo's Instagram account, you'll be looking at $3.9 million for one post. He doesn't even need the money. He's so rich. And the rich get richer. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go.

Birthday banger time. The number one songs on your 16th birthdays. Let's kick it off with Teresa. Hi, Teresa. G'day, mate. Hello, Bree. Hello, Clint. How are you doing today, Teresa? I'm very well, thank you.

And yourself? Oh, we're good, thank you. Hey, it's nearly Friday. Have you got much planned for the weekend? Yeah, I have a pre-birthday party this weekend. Did you say three birthday parties? No, a pre-birthday party. Oh, a pre-birthday party. Yeah. What's a pre-birthday party. Yeah. What's a pre-birthday party? Um, it's,

my friends is having a birthday party for me because they're all busy on my birthday. Oh, gotcha. So it's a birthday

party before your actual birthday. That makes sense, doesn't it? It makes a lot of sense. Well, Teresa, I'm assuming then

your birthday is coming up soon. When exactly is it? The 21st of June And what year? 1976 Oh it's very fast approaching Teresa It means you were 16 though in 1992

And here is your birthday banger Oh okay Yeah Teresa Banger. Hope you've done your stretches. I like it. It's Rhythm is a Dancer from Snap. Is that it?

This thing is by Snap. It's called Rhythm is a Dancer. That'll go down well at the pre-birthday party, Teresa. Right there, we're going to do a birthday banger for Stephanie. Kia ora, Steph. G'day, Steph. Hi. How are you doing, my friend?

I'm doing very well. You, Sam? Yeah, good. Whereabouts are you calling from? Brooklyn. Oh, lovely, Stephanie. Well, tell us your birthday. We'll give you your birthday banger.

My birthday is the 9th of August, 1992. Right, Steph. That means you're a Leo. You were 16 in 2008. And here's your birthday banger. Never all time in music's on all day. We'll be going down the nutty drain. Do you remember that one?

Nesian Mystic. I don't. You don't remember this? Do you remember Nesian Mystic? I do, yes. Yeah. Steph's like, just. They were iconic. This is not the biggest Nesian Mystic. I do, yes. Yeah. Steph's like, just. They were iconic.

This is not the biggest Nesha Mystic song of all time, though. So I get it. I know where you're coming from. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Philippa. Kia ora, Philippa. G'day, Philippa. Hi.

Can we call you Pip? You can. I'll let you. Oh, good, because we're all friends. Can we call you Sweet Chili Philly? Whatever spins your wheels. All right'll let you. Oh, good, because we're all free. Can we call you Sweet Chili Philly? Whatever spins your wheels. All right, thank you. Sweet Bums Pip.

All right, here we go. What's your birthday? My birthday is 4th of March, 1981. All right, that means you were 16 in 1997. And back on that day, this had a number one hit. If you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends. Got to get with my friends. Gotta get with my friends. Oh, Pip.

Never ends. You ought to be happy with that. Pretty hard to beat. Yeah, love it. Love it. Love it. I feel like it sums you up, Pip. I'll give you, if you want to get with Pip.

You want to get with me. Which Spice Girl were you, Philippa? You were 16 when this song came out. Which one were you in the group? Oh, I was probably more baby, I'd say. Yeah. Bit of baby spice? Oh.

I'm going to vote for it. It's got the energy for me today. I'm voting Spice Girls for Philippa from 1997. Oh, Pip. I'm going to go with you. I'm voting for Wannabe Spice Girls. Woohoo! Well done.

You just won the birthday banger. Thank you. Girl power, Pip. Girl power. All right, Clint. Go and get him. If you want my future, forget my past. If you want to get with me, better make it fast. Now don't go wasting. Brie and Clint.

As big as they are. Zid and Brie and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger today from the Spice Girls. That's Wannabe from 1997. If you want to be my lover. Have you guys seen the pictures that are doing the rounds of Mel B's daughter? No. So Mel B's daughter, who I think she's like in her early 20s,

has dressed up as Mel B when she was in her spy school era and taken similar photos. Yeah. They look identical. I love when that happens. It's so cool. Reese Witherspoon and her daughter. Yeah, it's wild.

Go look it up. It's quite cool. That spy school song that we just played came out 26 her daughter. Yeah, it's wild. Go look it up. It's quite cool. That Spice Girls song that we just played came out 26 years ago. Okay, let's not talk about that. 26 years ago. All I remember is the deodorant, the Spice Girls deodorant I had.

Impulse. And I hadn't hit puberty yet, so I didn't need it. But you wanted it. But I'd put it on anyway. Yeah. I would love to know how much money the Spice Girls made out of that deodorant.

Yeah. Where was it? Who made it? Impulse. Impulse. Yeah. Impulse. It had an orange cap.

I'd love to know how much deodorant the Impulse company sold. Would have sold a fortune. Why didn't they do a Backstreet Boys Lynx? You know? Yeah. Because, I mean, Lynx Africa was too popular. Couldn't beat Lynx Africa. Yeah.

Geri Halliwell's 50. Did you know that? Is she? Yeah. Oh, she looks good. Mel popular. Couldn't beat Lynx Africa. Geri Halliwell's 50. Did you know that? Is she? Yeah. Oh, she looks good. Mel C is 49. Mel B's 48. Baby Spice, obviously the youngest.

Yep. Only 47. Yeah. Yeah. She's just a baby. Just a baby. Hey, Rebel Wilson was on the Kyle and Jackie O Show, which if you don't know, it's the biggest radio show in Australia.

One of the biggest radio shows in the world. They interview all the big stars. They get real A-list celebs on that show. Because they pay for them. And they pay for their guests. Yeah, I mean, it's smart. Yeah. That's how they get all the big stars.

Claudia, how much money do we have to offer for an interview? Like, we've got Chris Parker coming in tomorrow. How much are we giving Chris Parker? Oh, I could slip him a fiver. Dollars? Nah, cents could slip him a fiver. Dollars? Nah, see? I'll take the five. No.

If you're giving it out? We already pay you to be here. Oh, right, okay. Okay? Bree and Clint. On ZM, Bree and Clint, that's till you're ready. Ribble Wilson revealed on the Kyle and Jackie O show this morning that she's never been drunk.

She's never been drunk. When was the last time you vomited from being too drunk? You know what? I've never been actually drunk drunk in my whole life. Me neither. Oh, really? Do you not want to get drunk or do you just not drink much

alcohol? What is it? Yeah, no, I just never drank much because my nana drank a lot and then I saw what it did to her, so I never drank a lot. That's wild, eh? Turn it to her. And it's sad. You and I both said that it's sad that we're saying.

It's sad that we're so surprised. We're quite shocked by it. Yeah. And all the research says that drinking, like binge drinking is trending downwards, especially with Gen Z. They think it's tacky and it's not cool. Not all of them.

I've seen a lot of them drunk. I was going to say, definitely not all of them. So we're asking you, have you never been drunk before? Why? How? Monique's here. Hi, Monique. Hi, Monique. Hey, how are you?

Good, thanks. How old are you, Monique? I just have to think about it because I'm that old now. I'm 41, almost 42. Okay, so you're 42. You've never been drunk? No. Have you ever, do you drink?

I've had alcohol, yeah. You've had alcohol? You just don't like it? No, I do, but I just don't want to pay the expensive amount of money that it costs. Right, so for you it's a money thing? It. Right. So for you, it's a money thing? It's a financial thing. Yeah. It's two things.

Like when I was younger, I was shy. Yeah. Okay. So I didn't really go out and I wasn't around those kind of like people that were drinking. Yeah. So when I had the money to pay for it, I wasn't really out and about. Yeah. And then once I got older, I'm like, I don't want to pay those prices anyway.

It is expensive, especially when you go out. It's interesting that that's the way it works. I mean, even if you buy it from a liquor store, like, I mean, because I don't like beer

and that's like the cheaper kind of alcohol. Oh, trust me, Monique, you can get a real cheap Chardonnay. Yeah, well, see,

that's the thing too, I don't like wine either. So, I only like spirits and like cream ones, like Bailey's. Yeah, yeah. see, that's the thing, too. I don't like wine either. So I only like spirits and like cream ones like Bailey's. Yeah, yeah. So, Monique, what's your advice? What do you spend your money on? Food.

Food. She's like, just some hard drugs, Franklin. The sugar, you know, the sugar. Yeah, sugar high, Monique. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. Thanks, Monique. That's fascinating. Let's talk to Natalie. Kia ora, Nat. Hi the sugar. Yeah, sugar high. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. Thanks, Monique.

That's fascinating. Let's talk to Natalie. Kia ora, Nat. Hi, Nat. Hi, guys. How old are you, Nat? I'm 35. 35, never been drunk, Nat?

No, I'm a bit of a unicorn. I'm an Eastern European who's never been drunk. How did you survive living in Eastern Europe without drinking some kind of hard spirits, Natalie? To be honest, it's probably harder to survive if you do drink. I've seen some gangster shit go down, if I'm allowed to say that on the radio. Yeah, you can say that, it's fine. Amazing.

So, yeah, that's part of the reason, you know, had a couple of alcoholics in the family. One literally ended up in a ditch by a church. Wow. So, yeah. And that kind of, I mean, set a path for you where you were like, I don't really want alcohol involved in my life. No, I don't want a piece of that. And I mean, you can have all your fun at the party, just watching the other people get drunk and do dumb things.

Plenty of entertainment. That's what I was going to ask. It is good entertainment. Do you still, even though you don't drink alcohol, do you still go out? Do you still hang out with friends at bars and parties and things like that? Yeah, absolutely. Look, and I will have one drink. Like, I've got no problem with the

taste of a nice cider or something sweet like that, but I stop at one, you know, as soon as I feel it working. Like, that's my cue. It's only L&P from here. Yeah, fair enough. And you'd save so much on Ubers, Natalie. Absolutely. You know, you can drive or you can walk and you actually know what's happening around you.

You know you're not going to drive until fall. Yeah, trust me. We know the benefits are massive. I mean, the benefits are huge. It just hasn't stopped us from drinking yet. Thanks, Nat. Someone said, my mum never drank at all until she met my dad in her late 20s. Influenced her. He drove her to drink. Someone said, my mum never drank at all until she met my dad in her late 20s.

He influenced her. He drove her to drink. My mum is 58 and she's never been drunk or had a full glass of alcohol. She's allergic to it. And her knees and elbows tingle. I'm allergic to wine. I get that rash on my face. But, you know, if I just have a couple more glasses, it goes away eventually. Is it just wine?

Just wine, yeah. Really? So you can get on the seltzers? That's why I only drink hard liquor, like grappa. There's actually lots of people who have text in that don't drink. There's heaps of people. Yeah. Maybe we need to do dry July.

Maybe we need to. Yeah. Or, you know, sometimes I think maybe we should do dry july and then i think better not don't just sit ourselves up to fail away yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't want to feel bad about myself your alcoholic mouth right chicks your ass can't cash guys i noticed something on my instagram this morning yeah something big huge i mean how many years ago now obviously this journey all started back when uh the real channing tatum followed me on instagram i sent him a dm he replied to me i sent him

something back he never replied so we flew to LA to try and find him. It's a classic love story. No, it's a classic love story. And I noticed something on my Instagram this morning where someone had commented on one of my latest videos. Yeah. And there was- Was it Channing Tatum?

It wasn't Channing. But it was someone that had a blue tick next to their name. Okay. And I recognised the profile. Yeah. And I clicked on it and it took me to their page and I was like, oh, my God, this is another member, another cast member of the Magic Mike crew. You have my attention.

Followed me. You have my attention. Followed me. You have my attention. On Instagram. How awkward because I wasn't following them. That's okay. You can't follow all of the cast of Magic Mike. Surely. True.

You're only one woman. I am only one woman. Who was it? Now let's play a game. Each of you get one guess. One guess? Okay, two guesses each of you get one guess. One guess? Okay, two guesses each. We get to guess until we figure it out.

Okay. I hope Claudia and Ella have been doing their research. Now a bad time to say I've never seen Magic Mike. You saw the new one. Yeah, I've seen the third one. You saw Magic Mike's Last Dance with Salma Hayek. Let's say we'll go from the first movie, and I don't know. Let's just go all the movies. Okay. Yeah. Let's start we'll go from the first movie And I don't know

Let's just go all the movies Okay Yeah Let's start at the top Is the person who followed you on Instagram From the Magic Mike movie Matthew McConaughey I wish

No Okay going off what I know Is it Salma Hayek Oh that's my guess That's my guess. That's my guess too. No. That would be amazing.

Is it that Joe Mangiolino guy? Oh, he's so hot. He's so hot. No, it's not. Doesn't he date, what's her name, Sofia Vergara? I don't know, does he? Maybe. That'd be a hot couple.

Yeah. Is it Donald Glover? Ooh. A.K.A. Childish Gambino. Stop it. If it is, I'm dead. Put me on your story. No. Oh.

Oh, but that'd be so cool. I know. Is it Jada Pinkett-Smith from The Red Table Talks? Is she in the cast? Yeah. No, it's not her. Is it Elizabeth Banks? Apparently she's in Yeah. No, it's not her. Is it Elizabeth Banks? Apparently she's in it.

I love her. No, it's not her. Is it Amber Heard from the Johnny Depp trial? Controversial. No, not her. Is it Olivia Munn? No. Okay, we've got to narrow this down.

The cast of Magic Mike has followed Brie. It's not Channing Tatum. Is it a man or a woman? Okay. Yes, good idea. Third question. It is, I can confirm, a man. A man.

Oh. Is that Matt Bomer? Yeah. He's so hot too. And no, it's not him. Is it Adam Rodriguez Also very hot Not him

Wait can I ask a question Yes A cast B cast Yeah Good question How high up in the cast list Would they be

Oh look I want to say Were they on the poster I'm starting to think It might be I'm starting to think It might be Bar staff member

Number three Probably Look I'll give you a clue. They're definitely not in the A cast. So they're not on the poster. But they are very famous in their own right, in their field,

and they had a small part in the movie. Oh. Is that Gabriel Inglisius? Are you kidding me? It's Mr. Fluffy! That's so cool! The comedian, he's so famous in the comedy world. Oh my God, that's amazing.

Put me on your story. I sent him an inbox this morning. Should we check to see if he's replied? Yeah. Okay. Let's have a look. You know, he's the guy that's like, there's three, there's all different types of weight., he's the guy that's like, there's three, there's all different types of weight.

And he's like, there's skinny, there's medium, there's fluffy. He's got four million Instagram followers. He's a big deal. He's a huge comedian. Okay, let's have a look. Before the song finishes, because this is going on too long. Has he replied to me? His handle is literally at Fluffy Guy.

At Fluffy Guy. Oh, that's why I can't find him. At Fluffy Guy. Fluffy. Okay, here we go. Has he? Oh, no, he's seen it. Oh!

No! No! What did you say? I just said Yep, just fangirled real hard Have followed your comedy for years You're a bloody legend Thanks for the follow

Seen That is so At least Channing replied the first time I know Like that's all you want That's all you want Oh well You'll still take it

I'll take it. Are we off to LA? Nah, probably not. Probably not. Bree and Clint. I don't know if you know this about me, but I go through waves of being super into the UFC. Oh, yeah.

And currently, if you don't know, one of the best in the business, Amanda Nunez, fights this weekend for the title. Yeah. It's the title fight, the bantamweight title fight between her and Juliana. Ronda Rousey. Juliana Pena. How's Ronda Rousey going?

She's in the WWE now. Oh, is she doing fake fighting? Yeah, she's been in that for ages. Yeah, okay. Making good money, for ages. Yeah, okay. Yeah, making good money I think. Yeah. But I always find it so interesting in the UFC how they give them

nicknames. Yeah. So like for example, Conor McGregor is Conor the Notorious McGregor. Yeah. You know that's his nickname in the fighting world. They do it in boxing as well. David Tours was David the Terminator Tua for a long time and then he became David the Tua Man Tua.

The Tua Man, yeah. What's Joseph Parker's? Joseph, has he even got one? I don't even know if he's got one. Joseph Parker. I haven't, it doesn't ring a bell. Yeah, no, I haven't got it. He probably does.

He probably does. He will have one. And then you've got like Israel Adesanya. Everyone will know him. Stylebender. He's the one. And then you've got like Israel Adesanya. Everyone will know him. Stylebender. He's the last stylebender is his nickname. And then Amanda Nunez who fights this weekend. She's called Amanda the Lioness Nunez.

Oh, the Lioness. That's a pretty good one, eh? It's fierce. Yeah. Do you give yourself your nickname in the UFC? See, I don't know. I feel like Conor McGregor named himself the Notorious. Nowhere else in the world are you allowed to give yourself a nickname.

But I feel like in fighting, it's all about steez and prowess, right? So you're allowed to do that. Yeah. You have to back it up. What would you call yourself if you were in the UFC? Let's make it easy because it's quite hard to come up with a nickname. What if you had to name yourself after an animal? Oh, okay. I feel like you'd be a mountain goat.

Clint Mountain Goat Roberts. Yeah, I was going to say alpaca. You know, Clint Mountain Goat. What would you be? I'd probably be, I don't know, something scrappy. I'm trying to think of one that's not offensive. I'd probably be like Brie Bin Chicken Thomasel or something, which is, for people who don't know, it's an ibis bird. Brie the seagull. It's a real ugly bird. I've actually put some time into this.

I've been working on some nicknames. Let's go through the nicknames that everyone's been working on So we're going to enter our team into the UFC Yes And we can have any nickname that we like Yes The first person we're going to nickname is Producer Claudia Claudia Sykes

Yes, oh no And it has to be part of your personality I've gone with Claudia the Psycho Sykes Oh yeah everyone you can live. I've gone with Claudia the Psycho Sykes. Oh, yeah. Oh. I went with Claudia Sarcasm Sykes. Nice. Good one, bro. If sarcasm is a personality trait, you see. That's it.

That's it. Okay. Okay. I went with Claudia the Grammatical Granny. Hey. She's a grammatical lady. You know, because she's good at spelling. Yeah, that's pretty good.

I'd hate to fight the grammatical granny. She'll beat me on a technicality. Yeah, she'll pull out a knitting needle. All right, Claudia, you've got plenty of options there. Ella needs to enter the UFC octagon. Yes. This is an easy one, I feel. I mean, it's pretty simple.

It's pretty straightforward. Don't do it. Don't do it. Ella, vegan fury shepherd. Ella the vegan, yeah. Yeah. I told you you couldn't use vegan. Okay, fine.

Come on. Ella the iron deficient shepherd. You're so funny, Karen. So funny. I didn't go the vegan route. Thank you, Claudia. Ella, these shoes are made of cotton. Shepard. I went for Ella Pistol Shrimp Shepard.

What's Pistol Shrimp? It's a tiny little shrimp. Very powerful. Oh, yeah. I see that. Yeah, yeah. I see that. See, that is using her brain.

Yeah. Her creative brain. You have to use an animal product for that name, though, Ella. Oh, true. Yeah, yeah. I see that. See, that is using her brain. Yeah. Creative brain. No, I get it. You have to use an animal product for that name, though, Ella. Oh, true. Yeah. I'm giving you the evil eye. It doesn't work on radio.

Let's do Brie. Okay. No, let's do Clint. Yeah, let's do Clint. No, do me, do me, do me. Do Brie. Yeah, do me. Brie the lactose.

Brie the lactose Tomasel. You saw what happened to her when she drank all that milk. Oh, that was terrible. I had breathe the uproar, Thomaselle. I like that one. That's good. Uproar! Breathe the flatulent, Thomaselle.

Oh, wait, yeah, I've got something similar. Breathe the farting fury. Yeah. Not bad. Thank you. Not bad. It's scary. Guess cloud, Thomaselle.

Yeah, no, I don't mind that. Into the gas chamber. You better have your mask on. All right, how am I fighting? I'll sit on you. I'm ready to fight. Okay. I thought, who wants to go first for Clint?

Yours was hard. I went Clint the Robber Roberts. Oh, not bad. Stealing hearts. Ella, what do you think? I love this one. Clint the Samsung Slinger. Yes, that's you think? I love this one. Clint the Samsung slinger. Yes, that's good.

I do have a Samsung. Hashtag sponsored. I just went more literal and I went with Clint Gingerpubes Roberts. What the heck? Yeah, that's the thing. Because then it throws him off. It confuses him. You don't know what to expect.

They see him and he's got brown hair and he's like, don't. Okay. It works. Yeah. See works. Yeah. See? Fat chicken. I don't know if we're going to be in the octagon anytime soon. Nah, someone called Joe Rogan.

I'm ready to fight. Shug and fighting Ella. Bro, I will get you down on the ground in seconds. I feel like my money would be on Ella. Yeah, I would get you. Shug and fighting the vegans. If she'd taken her iron tablets. That is the end of the show.

Done for another day. Oh, there's no Ted Lasso. It would have been last night anyway. Ever again. Why do you have to rub it in like that, eh? Well, because it was the finale. It was the final final. It was the final final.

But now we've got Love Island. Joy. Hooray. I don't know how much I can do, eh? Yeah, neither. I'm going to give it a good crack. I'm going to give it a good go. Yeah.

I'm going to give it a week. A week. That's pretty decent. I reckon. That's a pretty decent whack. Yeah, I'm going to give it six hours. I feel like Love Island is a real sweet spot and usually takes like three weeks to get into it.

And then you've got like a sweet spot of like two weeks. Yeah. And then you're bored after the two weeks. Then you're like, oh, just tell us who wins. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We don't care anymore. You know?

Well, that's there for you. So enjoy that. And we'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Thanks so much. Bye. Bye guys.