ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 8th March 2023

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast. Bree's still in isolation. Keep the rhythm going. What was that game? Isolation. Keep the rhythm going. Big booty, big booty, big booty.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Is it kind of like that game? Nah, what's that game? You've never played Big Booties? Nah, keen though. Oh, it's a good game. I'll teach you when I get back. Claude, have you played Big Booties? Nah, Keane though. Oh, it's a good game. I'll teach you when I get back. Claude, have you played Big Booties? I don't know what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:00:30 You lost me so early on. I'm working with the saddest people today. Obviously, Bree. Hey, I haven't been sad. I've been pretty upbeat. No, you've been all right. You have reason to be sad. I think you're more angry than sad.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Yeah, she's bitter and twisted. Yeah, I am. I am quite bitter. Well, I would be too if I'd missed Lord and Harry Styles and was stuck at home with COVID in 2023. This goddamn virus is meant to be over by now. But then I've got- It's all ruining lives.
Starting point is 00:00:54 Old serotonin deficit out there, Claude and Ella, who have had the best night of their lives and nothing can compare. Oh my gosh. Nothing could compare. At least you had the night of your life. There could be free birthday cake in the office served by Dua Lipa.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Ella had a breakdown in the middle of the day. They still wouldn't cheer them up. I cried today. You know? I literally cried. Do you want to hear Ella cry? I cried last night. I cried on Saturday when I couldn't go to Lorde.
Starting point is 00:01:22 I've cried so many times in the last week. No, no. Yours were warranted. You cried because I couldn't go to Lorde. I've cried so many times in the last week. No, no, yours were warranted. You cried because you couldn't do something. Ella cried because she went to Harry South. Do you want to hear Ella cry? I'm going to make Ella cry. No, don't.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Are you ready? Don't. Don't. Can you play the beautiful one? What makes you beautiful? Good evening, people of Auckland. And surrounding areas. Surrounding areas.
Starting point is 00:01:50 Nice. She's literally memorised the concert. Oh, my God. I can't. I actually can't. I knew I shouldn't get obsessed with One Direction, so I never did. Not to get too obsessed with Harry. You missed out, babe.
Starting point is 00:02:01 But now I've done it, and I just love him. Ella. I literally love him. I can't. Ella, the planet is dying. You are crying over going to Harry's store. Don't ruin this! Don't ruin this for me! Did you say One Direction? What about when he performed One Direction last night? This bit, this bit?
Starting point is 00:02:22 Oh my god. That bit? the harmony there? Sorry if you can hear me singing in that video. I was going to say, I think I can hear Claude. Nah, no, no. There's a real deep voice in there. What was that one? Yeah, that was me.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Oh, I made you beautiful. Oh my gosh, he's so hot. I cannot. I'm sorry. He is. You need to do it like that. Can I just say, objectively, I cannot. I'm sorry. He is. Do you need to do it like that? Can I just say, objectively, we're talking about Harry Styles. He is.
Starting point is 00:02:49 And just a nice guy as well. I would root his shadow on a gravel path any day. I'll join you. Brie would crawl through broken glass just to suck his toe. Yep. Naked. I would crawl through broken glass just to suck his toe. Yep. Naked. I would crawl through broken glass naked. I'm like super attracted to that man.
Starting point is 00:03:12 He's got everything. He's got so much res as the Gen Zers say. Do you think Simon Cowell is still getting paid off the Harry Styles thing? Off the 1D thing, for sure. For sure. Do you think he was smart enough to do a deal that said 20% of everything forever?
Starting point is 00:03:30 20% of the movies, 20% of the solo projects, 20% of the Gucci campaign. I feel like he didn't, because no one could have predicted that One Direction were going to be that big. Simon would argue he could. Simon would argue he saw it in them. I think it would have just been a standard contract
Starting point is 00:03:44 that he would give to everyone. And it wouldn't extend past the band, would it? I have a good friend who won The Voice Australia back in the day. And, I mean, it's not the same show, but from what I've heard, the contracts that they make them sign for certain shows are outrageous.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Outrageous. And because you are nobody when you sign that contract exactly you're just excited for the opportunity you've never dealt in the industry before so why wouldn't they put all those things in there why wouldn't they say to a how busy 14 year old harry styles we own your shit for now and into eternity you know i just want to have some shit for you to own so that's fine with me. He's like, I'm poor. That's fine. You can do it. When do you guys reckon
Starting point is 00:04:30 the 18 month hiatus of One Direction is going to finish? Soon. Quite soon, I reckon. 18 month hiatus? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:36 That's what they said when they broke up. They're just having an 18 month hiatus. So long 18 months. Is it ending soon or? Oh my God, imagine a reunion. He uploaded that photo of him wearing a One Direction t-shirt. I've had it so long, 18 months. Is it ending soon? Oh my God, imaginary union. He uploaded that photo of him wearing a One Direction t-shirt.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Yes, so cute. Oh my gosh. You know, I talked to my father-in-law yesterday who used to run, he's retired now, he used to run an importing business. So they'd import whatever was trending at the time and they would sell it to businesses to stock in their stores. And someone said to them in like 2013 and whatever it was one direction t-shirts i got a whole lot of
Starting point is 00:05:10 them you should get them you should you should bring them into the country and he said he was like i don't know who this fucking band is what am i going to do with this stupid boy band t-shirts can you imagine now if he was sitting on a shipping container of vintage one direction t-shirts from 2013 oh my god I would give my left nut for one. I really want a One Direction t-shirt. Well, I only have one left, so my right one's gone. Hey, I've got a right nut. Oh my God, we're perfect.
Starting point is 00:05:33 We're perfect. We're the nut brothers. It's a perfect match. I really want a 1D t-shirt, though. No one sells them anymore. Is that the name of a peanut butter? Yeah. Nut Brothers.
Starting point is 00:05:43 It is, eh? Yeah. I have bought that peanut butter just for the gag of the name. I think it's nice. Nut Brothers. It is nice. It's quite good. Have you tried nut in my mouth? Oh, Clint.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Oh, no. Get out of here. Canceled. It's better than nut in my face. Both of you. Inappropriate. And I'm the young one Oh, Bree, do you want to hear something? Yeah
Starting point is 00:06:11 Oh, Ella We've been doing that all day for Clint Ella's a really windy That is dismal There's a loose stool, girl You want to hear a good one? This is what you have to get to No, no, no, no, no, no There's some rules here One fart each You want to hear a good one? This is what you have to get to.
Starting point is 00:06:26 No, no, no. There's some rules here. One fart each and then we're leaving. Okay. That's a long one. Oh, she's got a breath. She's got COVID too. All right, that's the front runner. She's got COVID too. All right, that's the front runner.
Starting point is 00:06:49 That's the front runner. Anyone want to take me on? I want to try. Okay. My turn. Claudia. Oh, the didgeridoo. That's a good sounding fart. Oh, I made myself dizzy.
Starting point is 00:07:04 That's a didgeridoo. I actually got a bit light-headed doing that. That's a didgeridoo diarrhea, that one. Oh, Clint? No, no, no, no, no. I'm not interested. Ella's gone. Ella was gone ages ago.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Ella gets one shot, one opportunity to seize everything she's ever wanted and she captures it a little while. I think you ripped your arsehole on that one. The fart crown goes to Brie Thomasel. Congratulations, Brie. Yes. Thank you, everyone. Thank you, guys.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Thanks. And that's with COVID. Can you imagine without? All right, let's get out of here. I've got a dinner appointment with the Nut Brothers. What restaurant are you going to? Well, howdy, pilgrim.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Oh, you can't hear me. Oh, Brie, Brie, nutty your business. Yeah, alright. Okay, now we end it. Let's end it. Kia ora, everybody, and welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Kia ora, Brie.
Starting point is 00:08:20 G'day, mate. Obviously, I'm broadcasting from home. I'm in isolation at the moment, and this is the question I pose to you Clint. When was it that we got too old to sit in beanbags? Have you hit that, have you? Well, I mean yesterday I did the show from the sitting position, cross-legged in a beanbag, and I could barely move after. Yeah, look, look, I don't want you to write yourself off. You're only 33, 33-ish, 30-ish.
Starting point is 00:08:56 Before you start thinking it's you, you've got to blame everything around you. Have you got enough beans in that beanbag? Are the beans too old? Do the beans need freshening up? Could you just maybe take some Omega 3 supplements and get some suppleness back in your joints? You know, don't write yourself off, mate. You've got
Starting point is 00:09:14 plenty of good bean bag years left in you yet. You reckon? Yeah. Oh, that's made my afternoon. Because if you can't sit in a bean bag, what does that mean for me? I'm two years older than you, okay? I mean, you say that I can sit in a bean bag, my that mean for me i'm two years older than you okay i mean you you say that i can sit in a beanbag my hip flexors say different do you reckon do you reckon and i pose the question right now yeah you know how like when you sit in a beanbag yeah it depends where you sit that you get the perfect seat yeah so do you reckon right now, live on the radio, I can get the perfect angle spot where I get the perfect seat on this beanbag?
Starting point is 00:09:49 Are you ready? In one drop? In one drop. Yeah, yeah. It depends on how much you zhuzh the beanbag first. I'm zhuzhing it. Fluff it up, fluff it up. I'm fluffing it up.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Zhuzhing. Okay, are you ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. Sit in that beanbag. Oh, I hit my coccyx. That's a flaccid-looking bean bag. I reckon you need fresh beans.
Starting point is 00:10:14 I reckon you need to... Oh, I actually think I've damaged my coccyx. Yeah, you've got to contact the warehouse, mate. You need a fresh bean sack delivered ASAP. I felt that in my sternum. Plenty of Harry Styles highlights on the show for you today. We're going to kick things off with a round of tradie versus lady, though, if you want to play.
Starting point is 00:10:30 The tradies are up by one. We've decided, because it's International Women's Day, that we're looking for a lady and a lady tradie to play tradie versus lady today. Yeah, that's correct. Is that all right? Is that fair to do? I think it's fine.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Lady tradies are simple. 0800 dial ZM. We need a lady and a lady tradie for this afternoon. Brie and Clint. ZM, Brie and Clint, Harry Styles, that satellite, he did that one at the gig last night. Brie, I heard, but we're not talking about that, eh? We're not talking about that. No, I don't even want to talk about it. Brie couldn't go because she's in isolation I heard the gig wasn't even that good Yeah I heard that too That's what I'm trying to tell myself
Starting point is 00:11:13 I heard he didn't play any of the hits I heard the crowd didn't even dress up He didn't do any One Direction He definitely didn't do any One Direction He didn't do like fun chatty conversations with the crowds. None of it.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Yeah. Honest. Free and Cleanse. Tradies versus ladies. Or whatever you need to hear to get you through. Yeah, I just keep telling myself that. Hey, the tradies versus the ladies. We've found a lady tradie.
Starting point is 00:11:45 So that's great on International Women's Day. But we'll see who will be triumphant. The tradies are sitting one in front on 19. Plays the ladies, 18 wins for the year. Let's meet our lady first. She's 25. She's from Christchurch. And her favourite question to ask people is,
Starting point is 00:12:00 does chocolate belong in the fridge or the pantry? Welcome to the show, Gemma. G'day, Gemma. I'm going to say it depends on the type of chocolate. Oh. Oh, no, I disagree. Because we'll say it together. All chocolate belongs in the pantry.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Pantry. Yeah. But what if it's like that Aero, you know, style and it gets all melty? Or coconut chocolate in the middle of summer, the coconut block. Yeah. It still just doesn't hit right if it's been in the fridge though. Yeah, it doesn't hit right.
Starting point is 00:12:35 You're right. You're right. Okay, you're taking on our lady trainee today. She's from Rangiora. She's 23 years old and she loves nothing better than going for a good pig hunt. Welcome to the show, Beth. Hi, how are we? Good, thank you, Beth. Who do you go pig hunting with? Just the lads. Oh yeah? The lads. And what's your trade, Beth? You're our lady tradie today. What's your trade? I am a heavy machine operator, so I've just had to park up the Moxie to talk
Starting point is 00:13:01 to you guys. Osh, laboosh. You've got the lingo and everything. Good stuff. Do not listen to our show whilst operating heavy machinery. It's the same, Beth. That's all I listen to. Oh, good stuff. Oh, we love it. Hey, Beth, your buzzer is tradie.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Gemma, your buzzer is lady. Whoever gets three questions right first gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Harry Styles departed Auckland by private jet immediately after his Auckland show last night. What country was Harry Styles born in? Trady. Yes, Beth.
Starting point is 00:13:36 England. England is on the money. I don't know if you're asking me a question or not. One to the tradies. Question number two. What is the hottest planet in our solar system? Is it Venus, Mars or Saturn? Lady. Gemma.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Yes, Gemma. Is it Saturn? Ooh. No. It isn't Saturn. Beth, do you want to guess? Mars? Ooh.
Starting point is 00:14:04 No. We were looking for a Venus was the correct answer. Let's hope it's not Mars because we're never going to be able to live on that planet. It is the hottest. Let's just take a moment to congratulate Bree for not putting Uranus as an option in that question too. It really shows how far she's come as a broadcaster, you know? Mate, I am mature these days. I did not think you would be able to go past a hot Uranus joke.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Yeah, well, look, I think, I mean, technically if it was satin, it'd be Sting Ring. So, I mean, you know, it all works out. Right, one to the tradies and none to the ladies so far. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Trady. It's Beth. who sings this song. Trady. It's Beth.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Camila Cabello. Well done. Yeah. She's on the money. That one wasn't a question. She knew that one. Nice work, Beth. That's two to the tradies.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Gemma, you need this one to stop her, okay? Question number four. Which city hosted the year 2000 Olympic Games? Lady? Yes, Gemma? Is it London? No. No.
Starting point is 00:15:12 I think that was 2012. Beth, do you want to have a guess? Japan? No, not a city. Bugger. We were looking for Sydney. It was the Sydney 2000 Olympic Games over in Australia. No points there.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Question number five. Which of the following countries does not have an animal on their flag? Kenya, Egypt or Peru? Katie, ladies. Yes, Beth, for the win. Peru? No, no. No, Gemma. That? Peru? No, no. No.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Gemma? Kenya? That is correct. It is Kenya. Nice work. One to the ladies. We're 2-1 to the tradies. Question number six.
Starting point is 00:15:54 What is in the centre of an M&M? Tradies. Ladies. Beth, for the win. For the win. Come on, Beth. Don't screw it up. You've got it, Beth.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Bugger. An M&M. An M&M. What's in the middle of an M&M? Chocolate. Yeah, well done. It was not a trick question, Beth. We weren't trying to catch you out with anything.
Starting point is 00:16:24 She's like, do you mean peanut M&M or regular M&M? Or the crispy M&M. Damn it. The peanut butter ones. Hey, that's a win for the tradies via a lady tradie. Congratulations, Beth. 50 bucks from KFC coming your way. Nice work.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Thank you. All good. We're talking about bill shock. You know, when you get the bill and it is way more than you thought it was going to be. Yeah, and you're like, pardon me? What was that? Remember that time I took my car in for a service and I was at work and they called me. And they said, hey, just a little bit of a heads up.
Starting point is 00:16:57 It's going to be a little bit more than the usual service. And I said, oh, yeah, that's fine. How much more? And they said, three and a half grand. And I said, you keep the car's fine. How much more? And they said, three and a half grand. And I said, you keep the car. I don't want it back. So he was like, on a Mitsubishi? That's meant to be cheap.
Starting point is 00:17:14 I was like, what are you doing to it? Are you putting NOS in it? What's going on? You turning it into an Evo? You want the Evo body kit, right? I love this text so much. They said, my bill shock is always at the Kmart checkout seven dollars plus two dollars plus four dollars plus five dollars equals 456 dollars wow it's so true eh it's so true what about that text you read out before and someone said totally freaked out when my husband asked last week for limes for his whiskey.
Starting point is 00:17:50 $45 for three small limes. I wasn't even embarrassed to ask the manager to remove it. We have the, oh, she doesn't own them. I was going to say about the owner of those very expensive limes on the phone. Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hey, how are you? You didn't buy the three limes for $45?
Starting point is 00:18:04 Oh, absolutely not. And I sent my husband a text and I said, sorry, you're just going to have to drink lime cordial because I am not paying $45 for three limes. Who is? Hey, because I look at that big bin full of limes that they have there and you're like, shit, that's $3,000 worth of limes over there. Do they just go rotten?
Starting point is 00:18:20 Who's actually buying them at that price? Well, exactly. And to be honest, they weren't even that inviting. They were terrible. No, they never are. When they're that expensive, they're always small and a bit shit. It's because they're out of season. Did they have a security guard watching over the limes?
Starting point is 00:18:36 I think a whole security company, not just a security guard. Yeah, they should because that'd be worth nearly the same as silver. We've got to do some ram raids on some lime stores. We've got to go down to Hahe and raid the lime trees. Abby's on the phone. Hi, Abby.
Starting point is 00:18:54 Hi, Abby. Hello. Hi, how are you? We're good. When did you get bell shock? We went to Bangkok and Thailand last year, and we went to the Sky Bar where the Hangover 2 was made. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:19:07 And we went up to the top for two cocktails each and a beer each and we're left with a $350 bill. Oh. Wow. $350 New Zealand? Yeah, New Zealand dollars.
Starting point is 00:19:20 What? So cocktails were $68 New Zealand dollars and a Heineken was 22 dollars. Yeah, right. And we were like, oh, maybe we'll get a wine instead of a cocktail. No, that was $80.
Starting point is 00:19:35 $80? $80 for a glass of red wine. So Brie and I were just talking about that pasta in Bondi, which is $68. That's where this whole story has come from. So the $68 cocktail, was it really good? It was good. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Because you're not allowed, like you can take photos and stuff, but they actually have like a camera crew that has to record for you because you're not allowed flashlights up there because it's 64 stories high. So it's very like cinematic. Like they make like volcano looking cocktails and stuff. This is the place that was on the hangover too, wasn't it Abby? Yeah. Yeah, I've been
Starting point is 00:20:14 to this place, me and my friends a few years ago, we went there, looked at the menu, we couldn't afford a single thing and left. Yeah, like we had dinner there, it was about $1500. Yeah, like, we have dinner there, it's about $1,500. And it's all because it was on the Hangover movie.
Starting point is 00:20:30 It's not even a good enough reason. But you see a person go for a drink. Yeah, you see a person come for a beer and then they leave. That's wild. Thanks, Abby. Hey, what about this text? Someone said, when we went to California over Christmas, we went skiing at Mammoth Lakes
Starting point is 00:20:45 for two days. Lift tickets for two adults and two kids was $2,000 US. That's not including ski hire or accommodation. It was so much. I got a text alert from Westpac thinking I was being defrauded. Who's going
Starting point is 00:21:01 to the snow thinking it's not going to be expensive? Oh mate, it's such a rich person holiday, isn't it? Lewis is here. Hi Lewis. Hi Lewis. Hey guys. Now you tried to do the right thing and pick up the bill for somebody and you ended up with bill shock. What happened? Yeah, so
Starting point is 00:21:16 I went to take my family out, including my nana it was a seven year so we took her out to Lone Star for dinner. Oh lovely Lewis. Yeah, lovely, Lewis. Yeah, there's only four of us, so I was like, oh, it shouldn't be too much. But just a regular meal. Then went to go pay for it,
Starting point is 00:21:35 and I was like, oh, yeah, I'll cop the bill. I got this, Nan. Yeah, pray for grandson, I'll take care of this. Yeah, happy birthday, you know? Yeah. And then the lady told me, she goes, yeah, it'll be about $250 to $60. I was like, oh,
Starting point is 00:21:48 okay. Oh, no! Is that... That's for four of you. How much did you think dinner was going to be at the restaurant for Nan's birthday? Oh, I don't know. I've never been to Lancaster. You're right. Lewis is like,
Starting point is 00:22:03 Lewis is like, hey, Nan, is it pension week this week? Bree and Clint. Time for the later. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Yeah, a story about Bindi Irwin today. She's posted to her Instagram revealing her struggle with endometriosis, which she has kept quiet, she says, for the past 10 years, which is not an unusual story when it comes to suffering with endometriosis.
Starting point is 00:22:32 This is what the post says. Dear friends, I battled for a long time wondering if I should share this journey with you in such a public space. It came down to the responsibility I feel to share my story for other women who need help. For 10 years, I've struggled with extreme fatigue, pain and nausea. Trying to remain a positive person and hide the pain has been a very long road. The last 10 years have included many tests, doctor's visits, scans, etc.
Starting point is 00:23:02 She goes on to say how she's finally had an operation, which has made her feel like a human for the first time in 10 years. And she said, you know, this is not something that you just need to live and deal with, which she got told by doctors that they just said, this is something you have to deal with as a woman. And she's like, no, that's not the case. There needs to be better paths and better outcomes for women
Starting point is 00:23:30 who are suffering with this horrible disease. And more awareness too, I guess. You were saying that you think it may have something to do with her fertility struggles as well at the moment? Is she trying for another baby? Well, she did give birth a few years ago and I know that they have been open, that they have been trying. And if you don't know much about endometriosis,
Starting point is 00:23:50 it can make you infertile. It can cause all types of issues around fertility. So I'm so proud of her for talking about it, because obviously in the line of work that she's in, it's not really, you know, they don't share heaps about their personal public life. Yeah. Like they don't.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Yeah. But this is so important. It really is as someone who also suffers with endometriosis and I feel like it's super fitting on International Women's Day. Yeah, totally. We need to talk about this more because so many women go for so many years just in pain and people just say there's nothing we can
Starting point is 00:24:28 do about it, you just have to live with it. It's not good enough and we need to get more information out there, we need to have more accessibility to treatment and for options for all women and this is a great start and good on Bindi Irwin for speaking out.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Nice, well said. If you want to check out that post it's up on where? Bindi's Instagram at the moment? Bindi's Instagram right now nearly has a million likes. Deon. Bree and Clint. We're going to talk about the census. It's the nationwide survey
Starting point is 00:25:00 that every person in New Zealand right now has to take. Not just New Zealanders, every person in New Zealand right now has to take. Not just New Zealanders, every person in New Zealand. Bree, put it to you straight. Have you completed your census yet? Look, short answer, no. Long answer, I tried to.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Then when I went to the website, they made it too difficult because then I needed to find the letter that they sent me, but they sent that to me last week, so I don't know where that letter is. And then I looked all around my house to find that letter, to find the number, to put it to the website. And long story short, no, I haven't. Excuses, excuses, excuses. You say they made it too hard for you.
Starting point is 00:25:43 They literally sent you a number in the mail and all you had to do was type that number into the website. That is all you had to do. And then it's just a bunch of questions about your favourite topic. You, which you know all the answers to, you just type in the answers. I mean, I didn't know there was a questionnaire about me. Maybe I'll try and find that letter again.
Starting point is 00:26:05 The entire questionnaire is about you. They want to know about you. Look, there are massive powers at play trying to get everybody to get this information in because it's important. Even Harry Styles wants you to fill out your census. This is him on stage last night. Did everyone do the census thing? As long as we're all accounting for, then we can
Starting point is 00:26:31 continue. If anyone hasn't done it, we're going to have to stop the show, fill out the paperwork, and have a word. Everyone's good, everyone's done it. 47,000 people in that stadium last night. Not a single one of them had done their census. No.
Starting point is 00:26:48 No way. Not a one. They all lied. And I don't reckon Harry had done it. He'd got someone from his team that would have done it for him. I don't believe Harry started. He had to. That was the rules.
Starting point is 00:27:01 He was supposed to. I don't believe Harry would have done the census. No. Like, he can be bothered dealing with that. The questions are like, because I did it. I did it last night. And one of the questions are like, how many bedrooms in your house? And he's like, I don't know, 48.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Like, his census is so irrelevant to the data that we need to collect here in New Zealand. Yeah. He's not going to do it. He's like, I don't even go here. You have a little while to get this thing done. Oh, good. Yeah, I knew that. You're supposed to have done it last night.
Starting point is 00:27:32 When you do answer it, you're meant to answer it like from the perspective of last night. Like if you move house tomorrow, you should still say that you should still put in the house. You've actually got till the 1st of May to fill out your census form. But here is my main question. Which is too long.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Can I just say that it's too long? Because people are going to go, they're going to go, oh, I've got ages to deal with it. I've got ages. I've got ages. I've got ages. I think you're right. They should just give people a week to sort it out.
Starting point is 00:27:57 This is my main question, though, and I'm hoping you can answer this for me. What's in it for me? What's in it for me? What's in it for you is enough facilities in the area that you live in. We're talking like doctors, surgeries, schools, hospitals, car parks, public transport, that sort of thing. Making sure that the treatments that you require are funded correctly and they're allocating funds out to the right kind of people.
Starting point is 00:28:30 I zoned out so quickly when you started talking. And now I've got the girls from the ZM offices messaging me, telling me I need to fill it out. Lucy Wymer from ZM. She's like, I lost mine too. This is how I did it. Okay, if that's not enough to convince you. What about this? Those who don't fill out the census by the 1st of May may face
Starting point is 00:28:51 prosecution which could lead to a criminal record and a fine. Yeah, but if I haven't filled out the census, they're not going to know where to find me, are they? I asked the question just before, is it healthier and safer for you to go commando? And when I say that, yes, I'm talking about not wearing any underwear on the day-to-day.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Are you including bras in that? Yeah, let's include bras. It's International Women's Day because there's a wellness influencer, her name's Elania and she has come out on social media and she believes and she will argue that she thinks it is a lot safer and healthier to wear no bra, no underwear.
Starting point is 00:29:35 Right, hot take. Yeah, I know. And she says she's been doing this for a number of years. Take a listen. Bras and underwear. Why are we wearing them? Bras literally cut off the circulation under your boobs and prevent your lymph nodes from flowing. And they've been shown to lead to premature sagging.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Whether you have boobs or not, like me, bras just aren't good for you. And underwear. Let your shit breathe. Like, that's going to cause more infections and more bacteria. It's going to throw off your pH balance, especially when you're going to bed. Like, there's no need to wear underwear to bed. Let your shit breathe? No, literally don't.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Keep your shit contained. Keep that on lockdown. Keep that to yourself. She's not a doctor, eh? No, she's not. That lymph node stuff she's saying, she's not educated in that department, right? She's not. I did a little bit of research because that rumour or that myth does go around the ladies, Clint,
Starting point is 00:30:34 where people talk about if wearing a bra every day will make your boobs saggier in the long run. I've heard that too. Yeah, it's a myth that goes around. Well, they're like, you're not letting the muscles build up strength. Bend for themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Apparently, if you're wearing an ill-fitted bra,
Starting point is 00:30:53 it can be bad for you. But if you're wearing a well-fitted bra, apparently it's okay. If we're talking about safety, because that's the question you asked, is it safer to go commando? How safe would you feel with no bra on? It's not safe.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Let's say you were leaning over a hot stove or something like that. Well, let's just say if I'm going for a light walk, I'd feel pretty safe. If that light walk, if I had to go into a fight or flight and I had to make a quick dash, I wouldn't feel that safe. If you were cooking some sausages on the Weber barbecue and you hit it up full blast and you had to lean over to get the sausages at the back.
Starting point is 00:31:34 There'd be some extra sausages, I think. Gravity's going to put a couple of extra rissoles on the barbecue, isn't it? Yeah, I'll have a bigger areola than before. I'm not a commando guy. I'll come out and say it. I love the safety of a good pair of undies. I love the idea of being contained and just, you know, keeping it all tight.
Starting point is 00:31:58 Me too. Keeping it all in one place. I don't even go commando sleeping. Yeah, I was just about to ask. What about when you're sleeping? I can't. Same situation. I like it tight. I need to have it in lock it's not where it is down i will say though um especially on international women's day men if you ever want to feel the most
Starting point is 00:32:19 euphoric feeling wear a tight fitting bra all day and then take it off at the end of the day, God, it is the best feeling in the whole world. I thought you were going to say if you want to feel the most euphoric feeling, check on a pair of women's necks. A g-string. That'll wake you up in the morning. Try a lacy pair of bend-ons.
Starting point is 00:32:40 I just don't understand the concept of a g-string. I just can't wrap my head around how that is comfortable. Me neither. But people who are G-string people swear by G-strings. Yeah. They're like, that's so comfy. You don't even know what you're missing out on until you wear one.
Starting point is 00:32:56 And I'm like, I can do the math. What about the people who wear white G-strings? I'm like, oh, what? How does that? Mate, you can tell they're risk takers, eh? Yeah, yeah. Like, they're such risk takers. High fibre diet. Anyone
Starting point is 00:33:12 wearing white underwear in general? No. What are you doing? Are we missing out? Are we, because you and I are on the same page, we're not commandos. Are we, is there something we're missing? And could the No undie community maybe influence us into becoming
Starting point is 00:33:27 more liberal with our underness are you one of these people 0800 dial ZM are you someone who goes commando we're talking bras, undies boxes, nothing
Starting point is 00:33:43 you're not going anything on the day-to-day in the real world, not just at home, but out there in the real world. I would say, though, Clint, if you're going commando in a dress or a skirt or... Or a kilt. Or a kilt, then you are living on the edge. Can you convince us to ditch our undies? If you want to try, call now 0800 dial ZM. Someone said, I'm 26, female, constantly and almost always commando,
Starting point is 00:34:13 underwear wise. I wear a bra because I've got big boobs and that's not really an option for me personally, but I almost never wear underwear and it's just the best. It can breathe and I never get a wedgie. I'm so used to it now. Someone else texted on the breathable thing. They said, hot junk equals no children.
Starting point is 00:34:33 I have six kids. That kind of convinces you that you should be wearing, you know, you should. Unless you want a lot of kids. Is that Nikki? Is that Nikki? No, line one. Okay, we're going to go to anonymous. Hi, anonymous.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Hi, anonymous. Oh, hello, is that me? Is that you saying your hot bits prevent you from having children? Oh, no, no, that's not me. I was the other one, 26 female. Oh, and you have to wear a bra because you've got big boobs, but you don't wear underwear. Yes. At home, I won't wear a bra because you've got big boobs but you don't wear underwear. Yes. At home I won't wear a bra because I hate it. But I almost
Starting point is 00:35:12 never wear underwear, to be honest. When did you make that decision in your life, Anonymous, that you were like, oh, stuff this, I'm not going to wear underwear? I was probably in my late teens. Okay. I think like 18, 19. And it's not like I don't own underwear. I wear it. Have you got some for special occasions? If I'm wearing a dress or a skirt, I'll probably
Starting point is 00:35:40 have underwear. Good, good, good. But otherwise, I just never wear it. And it's so comfortable now that I don't even think about it. Anonymous. One less thing to deal with, I guess. Yeah, I worry about, like, in particular, denim items. Yeah. Yeah, Bree mentioned the idea of a rough seam earlier.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Yeah. I mean,ie mentioned the idea of a rough seam earlier. Yeah. I mean, I wear jeans occasionally, but it's not like my main pair of pants, but it never bothered me. It's fine. Okay. Yeah. Thanks, anonymous.
Starting point is 00:36:17 I thought of the commando thing. I always come back to that scene in There's Something About Mary. You know, when he gets the thing caught in the zipper on his flight. Oh, yeah. That's all I think about, the idea of going commando, especially in jeans, the idea of, you know. That's so true. Like, why was he not wearing underwear?
Starting point is 00:36:38 He was obviously just, you know, going commando. Someone said, if you guys can't wear white undies, you need to learn how to wipe your bum. Okay, all right. I disagree. I disagree. All right, high and mighty. I think whoever invented white underwear
Starting point is 00:36:53 had high expectations for the human race. I reckon they're disposable white undies. I reckon they're a one-wear. Nikki's here to try and convince us that going commando is the way of the future. Hi, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Yeah, howdy.
Starting point is 00:37:04 How's it going? Put it to us. Tell us why going commando is the way of the future. Hi, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Yeah, howdy. How's it going? Put it to us. Tell us why we should ditch the undies. Well, I haven't worn them for years. I find being like a thicker lady, I don't get as much like thigh chafing as I do when I'm doing this. Good. This is convincing me, Nikki.
Starting point is 00:37:22 I like to hear there's nothing worse than a bit of thigh chafe. Yeah, I find, you know, if you wear a shirt and tie it underneath, it might, like, pinch a little bit of, you know, touching thigh. I don't know. I just find it's so good to go without. I love you describing yourself as a thicker lady as well. And that's thick spelled T-H-I-C-C. I-C-C.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Two C's in there. Fuck. Fuck. Yeah. Nicky, can I-C-C. Two C's in there. Fuck. Fuck. Yeah. Nikki, can I ask, no underwear. What about bras? What are your thoughts on bras? Well, at home, I just wear nothing at all.
Starting point is 00:37:55 No clothes at all. But if I'm going out, if I don't have to wear a bra, I won't. No, okay. We didn't realise this, Nikki. Brie and I have talked about naked people versus non-naked people before. You're in a different category. You do things naked. So going commandos, it's not that big a deal for you.
Starting point is 00:38:11 You're just meeting people. Yeah, it's not a big jump. I just put outer clothes on when I leave the house. Yeah, for you, the awkward part is not the lack of undies. It's the clothes on top. That's the bit that's uncomfortable for you. Yeah. Nikki, I need to ask because I'm nearly convinced I'm on the cusp at the moment, but
Starting point is 00:38:28 as a woman who doesn't wear underwear and most of the time no bras, wearing no boob prisons, does it make you avoid humidity? I would say so, yeah. There's nothing like
Starting point is 00:38:45 you know swallowing your breast so you don't have to worry about it you don't get as sweaty you know you're kind of just
Starting point is 00:38:52 loosey goosey oh my god this conversation has gone so far away from the parts that I understand honestly but I'm not going
Starting point is 00:39:01 to say anything because it's International Women's Day so yeah no Nikki I think it's International Women's Day. Yeah. No, Nikki. I think it's the way to go. All right, Nikki.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Well, I'm on the cusp, Ed. I mean, I don't like bras at the best of times. Thank you for filling us in. You're so not on the cusp, by the way. You're just saying that. Not the underwear. I know you. You're so not on the cusp.
Starting point is 00:39:24 If I were to wear no underwear for a day, I'd literally have a panic attack. Exactly right. It's time for Google Down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... Here we are. It's the game that producer Claude is unbeatable at.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Or is she? Now that you've said that. Yeah, we've got a jinx there. She cannot be beaten. Yeah, I'll win this forever. She cannot be beaten. I don't feel tired at all. A lot of text, it's quite spread out, the text coming through on the text machine,
Starting point is 00:40:00 which is good to see. It means the people still have faith. But we're about to find out if Claude can do it again. People betting with their hearts, not their heads in that situation, I think. Yeah, definitely for us, eh? Here's how the game's going to work. I've put these exact questions into Google. The first person out of you three to yell out the correct answer,
Starting point is 00:40:22 the most common one that comes up for that question will receive a point. First to three points wins the game. Got it. All right, here we go. Ready. Question number one. How many types of clouds are there?
Starting point is 00:40:38 How many types? 18. 19. Clint is out. This might be the first time that none of you have got the correct answer. So we can all go again. What? You have to put that exact question in.
Starting point is 00:40:53 How many types of clouds are there? I'm still getting 10. Three. That's right. Who said that, Claude? Oh, God. Nice work. There are three main cloud types is what comes up for that question.
Starting point is 00:41:10 That's ridiculous. The more you know. Apparently, there's puffy clouds and then there's cotton. And there's cotton candy. Those real wispy ones. Yeah, the wispy ones. And round clouds. And then there's some clouds that look like socks, you know. Dark clouds.
Starting point is 00:41:25 They're all really, really cute. Okay, one to Claude. Question number two. What is the longest movie ever made? What is... Cure for Insomnia. That's right, Claude. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Released in 1987, the 85-hour long film. 85 hours? What were you doing there? Apparently so. Should we watch it? Should we watch it? People will never say The Lord of the Rings is long again. Guys, Claude is on two.
Starting point is 00:42:00 You need to pick up your act here. Question number three. Hang on, I need to Google what the Rotten Tomatoes rating is for the cure for insomnia. You're getting distracted. Focus. It's got 4.8 out of 10 on IMDb. Not bad.
Starting point is 00:42:15 Could be worse for an 85 hour film. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The person's like, caveat, I've only watched the first two hours. Alright, you guys need to stop Claude here. Question number three. How many people are currently on the dating app Tinder in 2023? How many people? 75 million.
Starting point is 00:42:37 That's right, Clint. Yay, go Clint. He's back. He's back, baby. Oh, here we go. I'm going to call this back. Now we've got a game. I'm on here.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Are you going to Claude this back? Are you'm going to claw this back. I'm on here. Are you going to claw this back? Yes, Claude. That's how you know it was a good joke. Both people had it. Okay, two to Claude, one to Clint. Question number three? No, number four. Question number four.
Starting point is 00:43:00 What year did the movie Free Willy come out? 1993. Oh, that was a mess. And I'm going to forfeit that question. No. Give it to me.
Starting point is 00:43:17 Force it to Tybray. Give it to Ella. All right, we'll give it to Ella. Oh, guys. Okay, all right. All right. Two to Claude, one to Ella, one to Ella. Oh, guys. Okay, all right. All right, two to Claude, one to Ella, one to Glenn. Okay, Glenn, we'll just merge now. If we win, one of us, you know.
Starting point is 00:43:33 That's not how the game works, Ella. We want to beat Claudia. What breed of dog is the richest dog in the world? German Shepherds. $400 million, wow. Claudia has done it again. dog in the world? German Shepherd. 400 million. Wow. Claudia has done it again. Unreal.
Starting point is 00:43:52 She was so relaxed about it. German Shepherd. How is it? How is... Is he an influencer? Have you guys seen it? Gunther VI is worth 400 million dollars. Wait, is he a real estate agent? You guys should watch...
Starting point is 00:44:04 There's a documentary about it on Netflix as we speak and it's about Gunther the German Shepherd. Yeah, worth over $400 million. I'd love to but I've got 85 hours of The Cure for Insomnia to get through. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's
Starting point is 00:44:19 birthday banger. Right, this is when we get the DOBs and we put them into the system, figure out what was number one on your 16th and we'll play the best one in full. The DOBs. Yeah, the DOBs. The DOBs from you bad SOBs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Let's get Izzy on to play Birthday Banger. Kia ora, Izzy. Oh, Izdog. Hi. How you going? What's happening? I'm good. How are you guys?
Starting point is 00:44:44 Oh, we're bloody good, Izzy. Thanks for calling through. We're keen to do your birthday, Bangor, mate. What's your birthday? I'm so keen. I'm so surprised that you guys easily picked up. You're only 17, aren't you, Izzy? No, I don't know if I was going to wear it, but yeah, no, I am only 17.
Starting point is 00:44:59 You're just going to be a freshie then, yeah? Yes, a little bit. Nice. We like it, Izzy. We like it. Okay, what's the exact date? The 14th of November, 2005. Oh, jeez.
Starting point is 00:45:10 You are very, very young, but you were 16. She's a freshie. 2021 was your 16th, and here's your birthday back. Here we are again when I loved you so. Oh, teaSwizzle. So, yeah, you are a freshie, but the Taylor Swift... I can't say that song before I usually do. Well, here's the thing. It came out 10 years ago, but she re-recorded it in 2021
Starting point is 00:45:40 and it went back to number one. Oh, right. I don't even know that song. That's disappointing. Oh, sorry about that,'t even know that song. That's disappointing. Oh, sorry about that, Izzy. No, that's all right. But you know who Taylor Swift is, though, eh? No.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Taylor Swift? No, I'm just kidding, I do. She does. Oh, my God. Of course I know Taylor Swift. She's just trying to make you feel old. Okay, wait there, Izzy. She's like...
Starting point is 00:46:02 She's achieved it. Damn, I'm young and cool. I want Doja Cat. She gets like. She's achieved it. Damn. Young and cool. I want Doja Cat. Get some old-ass Taylor Swift song. Let's go to Nikki. I've just dropped Stephanie, by the way, if we can. Girls, I've just dropped Stephanie if we can try and get her back.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Nikki. G'day, mate. Nikki's here. Hi, Nikki. Hello. How's your week been so far, Nikki? Out of 10? Probably about an 8.
Starting point is 00:46:27 An 8? That's good. Hanging with my wee babe, so that's good. Okay, good stuff. Your wee what, sorry? My one-year-old daughter. Oh, nice, Nikki. Okay, well, I'm keen to find out your birthday, Banger.
Starting point is 00:46:40 What's your birthday? 25th of the 7th, 90. All right, that means you of the 7th, 90. All right. That means you were 16 in 2006, Nikki. And back on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Banga. I dislocated my thumb to this one, Nicky. Don't ask.
Starting point is 00:47:09 This Pussycat Dolls song also features Snoop Dogg, who's here in the country this weekend. Oh, yes, too. I know, how exciting, but I'm not going, but I wish I was. But you could win birthday banger and it'd be almost just as good. Yeah. Yeah, that's the same. Okay, wait there, Nicky.
Starting point is 00:47:24 We're going to do one more for Steph. We've got her back. Kia ora, Steph. G'day, Steph. Hello. Sorry, I hung up on you with my fat fingers before. It was a total finger slap. All good. All good.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Stephanie, how's your day going, my friend? Oh, it's going awesome. Just heading home. Oh, good to hear. Well, let's get you there. What's your birthday? 15th of March, 1982. All right.
Starting point is 00:47:45 That means you were 16 in 1998. And, Steph, here it is, your birthday banger. Oh, Steph. I mean, who doesn't like a bit of run DMC? This is the breakdancing music video. Are you into this? Oh, lovely, lovely. Lovely, lovely, lovely.
Starting point is 00:48:09 God, if this doesn't get you going on hump day, I don't know what will, Steph. I know, right? Spin my feet. That's awesome. Okay, wait there. Watch me do this sweet stall. Yeah, put the lino down.
Starting point is 00:48:24 I'm going to vote for Pussycat Dolls. I'm going to vote for Butt down. I'm going to vote for Pussycat Dolls. I'm going to vote for Buttons. I'm going to vote for Nicky's Birthday Banger. Oh, yeah. This is a hard one for me. Mmm. I think I'm voting Run DMC. All right.
Starting point is 00:48:37 We're going to go to a split vote. We're going to give it to producer Claudia. Claudia, out of all of those, including Taylor Swift, what's the winner of Birthday Banger today? Including the 10-minute version of All Too Well. No. Don't you dare, Claudia. Claudia, out of all of those, including Taylor Swift, what's the winner of Birthday Banger today? Including the 10-minute version of All Too Well. No. Don't you dare, Claudia. No, we'll play the edited version.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Oh, but it was the 10-minute version that came up. No, no, no. Can I just put my vote in for Taylor Swift? Yeah, you can. Thank you for all vote. Claudia, what's the winner? I think I'm going with Pussycat Dolls. Nikki. Nikki, you're the winner? I think I'm going with Pussycat Dolls.
Starting point is 00:49:07 Nikki. Nikki, you're the winner of Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Oh, where's she gone? She's so stoked. Listen to it. What a dumpster fire of a segment it was today. We've got a good song, though. Here's the winner of Birthday Banger, Brian Clint.
Starting point is 00:49:21 I thought it went swimmingly. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Bree and Clint. I thought it went swimmingly. Bree and Clint. Look, this has been released today and it's quite exciting from Tinder. They've released a handy guide, a dictionary of sorts of new different terms of dating that Gen Z are pretty much coming up with on the daily. Good to know, especially if you're re-entering the dating scene after a long break, you know. It must be really scary.
Starting point is 00:49:56 It would be terrifying. If you've been in a relationship since the 2011 Rugby World Cup, there's a whole new world out there. Before dating apps. Yeah. And then you come back and you're like how do i navigate this what are these people talking about you're like what are pronouns what so it showed that they've done a bit of research and it showed that 62 percent of 18 to 25 year olds feel like they speak a very different language than older singles when it comes to dating.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Older singles. I love how- You watch your mouth. We're called older singles. No, no, no. 26 to 30-year-olds are called older singles. You and I are called geriatric singles. Oh, we're mature age, geez.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Oh, my God. We're- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, we're mature age. Oh my God. Yeah. Well, I thought I'd come up with a bit of a game where I'm going to put this to the test. You're a millennial, Clint, and we do have a resident Gen Z-er on the show, producer Ella. So I have come up with a game
Starting point is 00:51:00 that I like to call the dictionary Tinder dating game. that I like to call the Dictionary Tinder Dating Game. I put all the thought into how the game works and not the name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's okay. I'm keen to play the Dictionary Tinder Dating Game. All right, here's how it works. So I've pulled out some of the different terms from this Tinder dictionary
Starting point is 00:51:21 and these are all words that apparently the Gen Zers are using. So this should be a breeze for producer Ella. You say that, but she's not dating. Nah, I'm not. Yeah, but she is Gen Z. Yeah, okay. True, true. She should know.
Starting point is 00:51:36 She should know. I'm not dating or Gen Z, so true. You're screwed. Yeah, so you're on the back foot. Here comes number one. What does the term cushioning mean? Clint. Yes, Clint?
Starting point is 00:51:51 It's when you're into... Why are you making that suggestion? Yeah, wait, no, Ella. I don't know. Is it when you're feeling too smothered, like they're too into you? That's my guess. That's a good guess, Ella. Yeah, I haven't heard of it, though.
Starting point is 00:52:12 But unfortunately, neither of you are right. Cushioning refers to keeping several backup relationships to soften the blow if your main one doesn't last. Wow, okay. That's what cushioning means. Okay. No points there for the millennials. We used to call that playing the field or being a player.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Yeah, this is what they mean. It's been rebranded. Yeah, okay. Different language. Okay. No points there for the millennial team or the Gen Zers. Number two. What is a situationship?
Starting point is 00:52:44 Clint. Oh, Ella. Yes, Clint. That's when you haven't put a name on the whatever it is that you're doing. You're just hooking up and you might spend some time at each other's houses, but it doesn't have a label. It's just the current situation that you're in. Can I also add something?
Starting point is 00:52:59 You sure can. You can have an answer too. Okay, so it's kind of like that as well but you're we i used to call it a thing so yeah you don't want to put a label on it i agree with clint yeah but that's what i said you're just copying my answer yeah i'm mansplaining it it's women's day let me do it okay all right i'm gonna give you both a point she doesn't get a point she literally just said what i said i can't lose it's the in-between status when someone is more than a hookup but not quite a couple.
Starting point is 00:53:26 God damn International Women's Day. One point each. Okay. Number three, what is a date view? One word, date view. Date view. I regret buzzing in. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Date view. Clint? Yes, Clint. Yes. Clint. Is that what the person looks like? Is it your view on the date? So it's a word for the person you're dating's appearance? Or you just eat dates.
Starting point is 00:53:56 On the date. Clint was such an old person answer. And Ella, yours was just as bad. I don't know. Both incredibly wrong. A date view is the term used to describe when a date feels more like an interview.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Oh, right. Like a date. We've got a data view. Data view. These names aren't very creative to be honest. Nah. Stupid Gen Z. Yeah, it's your generation, Ella. What about kitten fishing? Clint.
Starting point is 00:54:29 Oh, my gosh. Clint. Yes, Clint. Kitten fishing is like a more subtle version of catfishing. It's like a... You know how you've got a lie and then you've got a white lie where no one gets hurt? Kitten fishing is just like...
Starting point is 00:54:42 Nah, nah, nah. ...overselling yourself a little bit. Nah. Kitten fishing is saying like overselling yourself a little bit. Kitten fishing is saying you're 5'10 when you're actually 5'9. Can I buzz in? You can. I think it's the opposite
Starting point is 00:54:52 of catfishing. It's when your pictures look a little bit uglier but you turn up and you're hot. Yeah, right, okay. Is that right? Okay, this is the answer
Starting point is 00:55:01 and I feel like one of you has got it. Kitten fishing refers to tweaking or embellishing certain aspects of your life, appearance, et cetera, to make yourself more appealing on dating apps. That's me. All right, Ella, this is your last chance.
Starting point is 00:55:16 I like Ella's one, though. Yeah, that's a good one. Under-promise and over-deliver. Yeah, I might do that if I, God forbid, break up. They should call that under-dogging. Well, maybe not. That's something else altogether. Let the Jin Zids come up with the tunes, mate.
Starting point is 00:55:32 Doggy style. We're on the game now. Is there another one? Last one. All right. What does it mean if, in terms of dating, when someone says that person has a lot of riz. Ella.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Yes, Ella. I'm ready for this one. So riz means charisma, but it's shortened. So this person is just full of that beautiful, sweet talking riz. She's on the money. That's right. I'd just like to say that I agree with what Ella said.
Starting point is 00:56:03 It's not men's day, it's women's day. Get out of here. There we go. Now everyone's clued up. You don't need to look at the dictionary. Now go out and date. As long as you're single and not in a relationship. Get out there. Add some riz to
Starting point is 00:56:19 your situationship. Just don't cat and fish too hard, babes. And you will not need to cushion anyone. Nice. Smooth. Gen Z AF. Was I at Harry Styles? I think I was. God, you've got so much res.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Brie and Clint. Brie, you're home with COVID at the moment. Have you got a sore throat? Did you get the irritated throat this time? Did you go for ice blocks or ice cream or anything to help with it? I've had ice cream, and I'm not normally a big ice cream person, but it's so nice when you've got a sore throat. Well, I've found a type of ice cream that you might be into,
Starting point is 00:56:54 or you might hate this with every fibre of your being, this type of ice cream. It's a new New Zealand ice cream from the Eat Kinder company. They have launched the first ever commercially available cauliflower ice cream. Pass. No. Smash.
Starting point is 00:57:16 No, smash. Cauliflower ice cream, smash. No. Why are people doing this? If it ain't broke, don't fix it. There's two flavours to choose from. Mint chocolate bicky cauliflower or strawberry swirl
Starting point is 00:57:30 cauliflower. No, there's no flavour. The flavour is cauliflower. And I love a cauliflower puree. Don't get me wrong. I love a cauliflower So why don't you like it frozen with some strawberries in it? That just sounds yuck. This cauliflower ice cream is made with cauliflowers
Starting point is 00:57:49 that would otherwise go to waste due to aesthetic imperfections. Oh, it's made with the ugly cauliflowers. Oh, it's like the apples that go to be juiced. Yeah, exactly right. They've found a new use for them. So that's a thing. Yeah, I can see this taking off. The ice cream made by Kiwi Vegans Ginny and Marie Nali
Starting point is 00:58:10 was invented while attempting to do something with leftover veggies from the garden. They tried pumpkin ice cream. Oh, I mean, there's pumpkin spice lattes that are quite nice. And a bunch of other veggies, but they found out cauliflower was perfect. What other veggies do you reckon they tried? They would have done potato.
Starting point is 00:58:29 They would have done potato. Yep, for sure. Carrots. Would you do a carrot ice cream? Carrot. What about a capsicum ice cream? What about a courgette ice cream? Yum.
Starting point is 00:58:41 In a situation like this, Brie and I have uncultured palates when it comes to vegan treats. So we defer to our resident vegan. We keep Ella on staff for opinions on vegan matters and Gen Z matters. And this time we've got to go to you for the cauliflower ice cream. Bree's grimacing at the thought of eating it. Would you eat a cauliflower ice cream, Ella? Does that sound nice to you?
Starting point is 00:59:01 I'd be open to it because you said mint, right? Yeah, mint. Yeah, and I love mint ice cream. And I think it might be, you know, like when you're a kid and your mom sneaks peas into your mints or whatever. It might be like that. Is it like that though? Is it?
Starting point is 00:59:15 I think it's the whole base of the ice cream. They're not trying to hide the cauliflower from you. No. Nah, give it a go. It's a bit odd, but yeah. It is the star of the show, Ella. You never know. If the cauliflower ice cream company
Starting point is 00:59:29 want to send it in to us for a taste test, we'll get Ella to try it. Yeah. Ella will be keen to give that a hoon. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us on the Bree and Clint show.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Bree's still in isolation from COVID. Are you free tomorrow? I could be free tomorrow because they do say it's when your symptoms started. Yeah. It's not from when you test positive, eh? It's from when your symptoms started. It's when your symptoms start, but you need to have a
Starting point is 00:59:59 negative test. Are you still testing? I haven't tested just because I've been at home. But I could do a test tomorrow and see. It's always a gamble, isn't it? Well, should have done your test on the radio. That'd be fun. We could have, eh?
Starting point is 01:00:17 Should we do it right now? Get people on to bet on whether you're going to be COVID positive or COVID negative. Yeah, what are the odds? Alright, well maybe we'll see you back in the studio negative. Yeah, what are the odds? What are the odds? All right, well, maybe we'll see you back in the studio tomorrow. Otherwise, we'll see you on here anyway. Have a great night, everybody, whatever you're getting up to.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Enjoy your post-Harry comedown. I know there's a lot of very – they're not sad. They're happy because it happened, but sad because it's over is how I would describe the Harry Styles fans today. Well, you know what would be even more sad? If you didn't get to go because you got COVID at the last minute. That's so true. So, you know, just relish in the fact that you got to go. Have a great night.
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