ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 8th March 2024

Episode Date: March 8, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. ZM Free and Clean. If you're in a good mood and you like cricket, don't turn the cricket on. Whatever you do, don't turn the cricket on. Yeah, turn our show on because we're about to have one hell of a time. Aren't we just? We are. It's a sombre day here at ZM, but we've been celebrating Cam Mansell.
Starting point is 00:00:30 It's his last day. He's been at ZM for 13 years. He's been on air for seven years. Last day today, last show tonight. Tune in. I've heard, Clint, that he has chosen all the music. Has he? And he didn't ask Ross Boss's permission. He's chosen all the music. Has he? And he didn't ask Ross Boss's permission. He's chosen all the
Starting point is 00:00:48 music. But yeah, quite a somber day here. Have we had a few drinks to drown our sorrows? How process our feelings? We may have. It was a farewell lunch but it was more of a funeral for a friend so there were a lot of like asparagus rolls and... He's not dying. Cucumber sandwiches. Just dead to us.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Once you leave ZM, it's just... It's very hard for us to maintain contact with you. Like, anyone remember Producer Ben? No, who's that? Exactly. Don't remember that person. In all seriousness though, if you have listened to Cam's show over the last seven years,
Starting point is 00:01:25 tune in tonight because I'm sure he's got one hell of a show planned for his last show. And we wish him all the best. One of the best people I've ever met in my whole life. And we love you very much. He's a true legend. That's going to be a great show tonight. Today on the show, you can play Tradie vs Lady with us and you can do it next. If you would like to play, you should call us right now on 0800 DIAL ZM.
Starting point is 00:01:49 Tonight, 40,000 people will be in Eden Park to watch Pink perform live. It's going to be one hell of a show. It's Tradie vs Lady. Oh no. Who won yesterday? The ladies, didn't they? It's Tradie versus Ladies. Three, two, one. Oh, no. Who won yesterday? The Ladies, didn't they? Yeah, it was the Ladies who won yesterday.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Yeah, so which means the Ladies are in front. 18 wins plays the Tradies, 17. Remember we were going to do an all-Ladies version of Tradie versus Ladies today for International Women's Day? We were. Guys, bad feminism from us. Mr. Next year. Next year. Next year. Put it in feminism from us. Mr. Next year.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Next year. Next year. Put it in the diary for next year. Let's meet our lady first. She's calling from Waihi. She's 23 and she has a 100 metre sprint record, but she is not a runner. Welcome to the show, Kelly. Hi, Kelly.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Good afternoon, everyone. Damn, you must be fast. What's the time on the record? 13.25 seconds. How old were you? I was in year eight at school, so I was 13. That was quick. Are you the fastest woman in Waihi?
Starting point is 00:02:56 Well, I'd say I was at the time. My record hasn't been broken yet, but I think my age is pulling through a bit. We used to do a thing where we got our producer Ben to race against Bree's dog. Do you want to come and race Bree's dog one day? You reckon you could beat her? Oh, I'd give it a go. Good exercise.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Okay. All right, we'll be in touch. You're taking our tradie from the Tron today. He's 24 and he has been dealt a cruel blow when it comes to his hairline. Please welcome to the show, Reece. G'day, Reece. Sorry, guys, how's it? Sounds like
Starting point is 00:03:26 you've got a good personality, though. Have you ever thought or looked into a hair transplant? It's quite big in Turkey at the moment. Yes, I'm very much saving to go to Turkey to get that done. Are you? Good on you. How much would it cost you, Reece? I don't know, but
Starting point is 00:03:41 I'm feeling it's going to be quite a lot. From what I've heard, a full package, like they fly you over there, you stay, and obviously the procedure, I heard it's like $10,000, $12,000. That's not bad. That's not too bad. We could put $50 towards it
Starting point is 00:03:57 today, Rhys, if you win tradie versus lady. Your buzzer is tradie, Kelly, yours is lady. First three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Pink iser is tradie. Kelly, yours is lady. First three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Pink is performing tonight in Auckland for 40,000 people. What is her daughter's name?
Starting point is 00:04:14 Is it Rain, Parker or Willow? Tradie. Lady. Yeah, I'm going to have to give that to Rhys, unfortunately. Yes, Rhys. Is it Willow? It is Willow Sage is her middle name. Okay, one to the tradies.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Willow Sage Pink. Willow Sage Pink, yeah. Yeah, nice. I believe it's Willow Sage More. Oh, okay. Or Heart, maybe, after Carrie. After the dad, yeah, yeah, true. Okay, one to the tradies.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Question number two. In the movie Titanic, how old was Rose when she was recounting her story? Was it 18, 70 or 100? Lady. Yes, Kelly. This is a guess. We'll go for the middle, 70. No, Rhys.
Starting point is 00:05:01 100. She was 100 years old. That is correct. All right, two to the tradies. You need this one here, Kelly, to stay in old. That is correct. All right, two to the tradies. You need this one here, Kelly, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Ladies.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Kelly's in. Pink. It's, of course, pink. Leisha Moore. She's still in it, Kelly. Nice work. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. Name the famous pop band that was known as Cara's Flowers up until 2001
Starting point is 00:05:31 and it's fronted by Adam Levine. The band whose front man is Adam Levine. They've got a five in the name of their band. I don't think anyone's got it Yeah, Rhys Maroon 5? It is Maroon 5 And that's the game? That's the game
Starting point is 00:05:53 What an racy old boy You've got $50 cash thanks to our mates at KFC Cheers guys, up the w. Up the waz. Up the waz. Up the waz. Go, boys, tonight. First game. We're behind you.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Bree and Clint. I was dropping my kids to kindy this morning, and I got breathalysed by the police. Oh, no. It's finally happened. 8.30 in the morning on a very busy road, and there were eight police officers stopping cars in both directions, breathalysing
Starting point is 00:06:29 everybody. You know how sometimes they'll stop a group of cars and wave their wrist on and stop a group and wave one? It's a random breathalyser. Every single person on this road was getting breathalysed this morning? That makes me suspicious. Does it? Yeah. Of? Like, what was the reason they were doing that?
Starting point is 00:06:47 Good question. Was there a big event around your area last night? No, there wasn't. And I was like, what's going on here? Were they trying to catch a particular person? But I think I figured it out. The street where it is, there's two schools and, like, three kindergartens. So it actually, when I thought about it.
Starting point is 00:07:04 And kindergartners love a it actually, when I thought about it. And kindergartners love a drink. Yeah, parents. Parents of kindergartners love a morning drink. They're driven to the bottle and I get it. Made me feel good though because I was like, oh yeah. I'd hate to think that people would drink driving in front of a school first thing in the morning. But it's that weird feeling of pulling up to a breath test where you know, like I know that I'd had no alcohol.
Starting point is 00:07:27 It was 8.30 in the morning. Had you had alcohol the night before? I had had two drinks the night before. So then your brain goes to that. Yeah, it does. Your brain automatically goes, oh, I did have two drinks last night. I know, I had two rums last night and like 12 hours prior to this
Starting point is 00:07:44 but you still, even if you hadn't had them, it's that weird thing where you still pull up to it with a sense of guilt in the pit of your stomach. You're like, oh no. It's the same as going through airport security. It's like, what if I do have nunchucks? What if I do have a ninja star in my bag? That has happened to me before where I did have nunchucks.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Did you? Yeah. I was lucky though because mine would practice nunchucks. Oh yeah? And not real ones. Are you allowed to take practice nunchucks. Oh, yeah? And not real ones. Are you allowed to take practice nunchucks? No, I think they're still illegal, but they let me off with a warning. What is the difference between practice nunchucks and normal nunchucks?
Starting point is 00:08:13 A practice nunchuck isn't a solid piece of, like isn't a solid weapon. Yeah. It's got like a pipe in the middle of it, so it's not fully solid all the way through. Ah. And it's got like padding on the outside. Why are you practicing nunchucks? That's a story for another time. It does seem like a story for another time. Anyway, I pulled up to this
Starting point is 00:08:31 breathalyzer thing and I went under my window and he's like, oh, can you count into the thing? Count to five. Yeah, technology's come a long way. Yeah. It was rapid. It was just like one, two, three, four, five, six. And instantly it was beep and he didn't even look at me. He was like, oh good, see you in a minute. I was so like anxious every time I used to get pulled over by a breathalyser that I wouldn't have enough breath to blow in the manual blow ones.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Yeah, yeah. You know, and they'd be like blow and then it was – how awkward is it? You know what is a big ick? Like you know when you know you truly love someone, if you get pulled over and you see them do one of those manual breathalysers? Where they blow into it.
Starting point is 00:09:10 And if you're still attracted to them afterwards, that's true love. Is that an ick for you? And you know when they don't have enough breath and they're like, and the cop's like,
Starting point is 00:09:19 keep going, keep going, and they're like. Or those peak flow meters that you have to use. Claude knows what I'm talking about. Those peak flow meters you have to use. It's an asthmatic. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:29 You have to go. With your mouth wide open. Anyway, I did that thing where I was like, I need to impress the police officer. Why? Was she hot? No, just to prove that I wasn't a drink driver. And so I went with as much breath in my words as I could. I went
Starting point is 00:09:45 one, two, three, four, five. Just got the ick again producers. I literally just got it then. I think I'd rather you watch you blow into one instead. I could have done that too.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Do you want to see what you look like? One, two, three, four. Do you want to see what you look like? One, two, three, four. Passed. Was your wife with you? Absolutely not. That was lucky. Absolutely not. Had the card of myself. And then I went home for a beer.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Happy International Women's Day, Brie. Is it International Women's Day? It's International Women's Day. Jokes, I knew it was. What have you been doing for International Women's Day? Just, you know, loving as many women as I can. Yeah. You know, just getting out there and just screaming in women's
Starting point is 00:10:34 faces, I love you! She's been getting crisp Kate Shepards and just making it rain on every woman she sees. No, I did, in all seriousness, I gave my mum a call today literally just to tell her that I love her and appreciate her. And you said, what's up, woman? Yeah, she was like, what's this for?
Starting point is 00:10:49 And I was like, just because. You didn't even tell her it was Women's Day? No, I did eventually. Oh, you did. She was like, what does that mean? Did you know the first International Women's Day was in 1911? What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Was it? I've just Googled it. God, that would have been a grim International Women's Day, wouldn't it? What? Yeah. Was it? I've just Googled it. God, that would have been a grim International Women's Day, wouldn't it? What do you reckon happened on that day? Maybe they let the women outside for a bit. March 19, 1911. Let the women roam, let the women go free range for a bit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:20 And then three years later, World War II started. Wow. And then it was only women in the country. So every day was International Women's Day. Yeah. And then three years later, World War II started. Wow. And then it was only women in the country. So every day was International Women's Day. Wild. I was reading this stat today, which I found interesting.
Starting point is 00:11:31 It said that in New Zealand, more solo women own houses than solo men. Isn't that interesting? 22% of owner-occupied houses in New Zealand are owned by women, 22.9%.
Starting point is 00:11:44 And only 20% are owned by men. And then the Zealand are owned by women, 22.9%, and only 20% are owned by men, and then the rest are owned by people in relationships because, let's be real, that's the only way you can afford a house these days. The rest are owned by boomers, aren't they? Oh, yeah, in relationships. Yeah, in relationships. Boomers in relationships. We joke, but seriously.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Do you reckon that's because women, there could be a lot of solo mums? Oh, yeah. That's a possibility. I didn't think about that. You know? And so they have houses where they can obviously. They need some stability. Yeah, some stability for the kids.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Yeah. The research that I was reading said that women have a stronger and earlier feelings of wanting financial security. So it kicks in sooner for women that they go, I need to pull finger and sort my shit out. But that could be because they've had kids maybe as well. Yeah, quite possibly.
Starting point is 00:12:36 You know, where you're like, I need some stability in my life. For my family. And all the solo dads are like, I'm glad I got rid of that family. Gotta go buy a Harley. Mother like that open road, you know. I can turn the kids' room into a garage for my jet ski. It'll be sick.
Starting point is 00:12:55 The research did say that men are more likely to own an investment property though, so. But not their own home. No. Interesting. Yeah. What do you reckon's better? Well, you can't use your KiwiSaver for an investment property.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Oh, can you not? Nah. Interesting. So, I don't know. Anyway, shout out to all those homeowning women, this International Women's Day. Do you just call all the women homos? No, homeowning.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Oh, just checking. Homeowning women. What, you're saying that they're, what? What did you say? I don't have the stats. Careful now. Oh, just checking. Homeowning women. Are you saying that they're... What? What did you say? I don't have the stats. Careful now. I don't have the stats on those women. It's International Women's Day.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Yeah. It's International Women's Day. Just pull out. Bree and Clint. Time to head to Los Angeles and get the latest from Dean McCarthy. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, quite an interesting one.
Starting point is 00:13:44 An ex-playmate from the Playboy Mansion, her name's Crystal Harris, The latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, quite an interesting one. An ex-playmate from the Playboy Mansion, her name's Crystal Harris, has made some interesting and wild claims about some of the parties that went down in the mansion. Oh, she sure has. So she's come out and done a tell-all book. You know, she was with Hugh Hefner for nine years. They were married. She was with him when he passed.
Starting point is 00:14:04 And her book is pretty scathing. Let's just say we're glad he can't read it because it was pretty wild. One of the main, I mean, there's lots of allegations around Hugh Hefner, but one of the ones that's making headlines today, she's on an interview with Australian Network, and she's actually said that Leonardo DiCaprio and Rihanna hooked up at the Playboy Mansion. What?
Starting point is 00:14:29 Can you imagine? Can you imagine? First of all, name drop me, but I've been to a party at the Playboy Mansion. I went to a Grammys after party. This was back when it was the mansion. It's not. It's got sold. Anyway, you get there and you can't drive in.
Starting point is 00:14:46 You have to Uber, and then they take you on a little shuttle all the way up the hill to the house. It's very, very beautiful. The house is beautiful. And I remember, like, looking around, the only person I saw was, remember Amber Rose? Yes. She was the chick that dated Kanye West with the short hair.
Starting point is 00:15:01 She was there, and, like, they have, like, all catered food and lobster and everything. And I went to the grotto. Like, I didn't touch it. She was there. And, like, they have, like, all catered food and lobster and everything. And I went to the grotto. Like, I didn't touch it. Grotty, let's be real. But this is where Crystal alleges that Leonardo DiCaprio and Rihanna, like, got it in by the grotto. Like, they were, like, making out. And apparently, like, lots of celebrities went there.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Justin Bieber would go there. Kylie Jenner went there. But the thing is, the big celebrities wouldn't go often. They'd go and like, you'd go to see it. Yeah. Yeah. It was only the creepos. Only the creepos would go often.
Starting point is 00:15:32 It was the Charlie Sheens and the ones who were there blowing out every weekend, eh? Wasn't it, Dean, last month there was another ex-playmate, I think her name was Zoe Gregor or something, and she came out like last month and said that she hooked up with Justin Timberlake at a Playboy Mansion party and he was dating Cameron Diaz at the time.
Starting point is 00:15:53 She approached him and initially he said no and then she asked again and then eventually they hooked up. There you go. I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. And am I surprised that Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio hooked up at the Playboy Mansion? No. No.
Starting point is 00:16:08 They'd be a hot couple too. Hot couple. They both seem like they like to party. Yep. That Playboy bunny who was with Hugh Hefner married to him when he passed. You'd definitely want to be married to Hugh Hefner earlier in his career. You'd want to be one of the first, not one of the last, wouldn't you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:22 But anyway, RIP. Brian Clint, that's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent who's been to the Playboy Mansion grotto but didn't get in. That's Dean McCarthy. Breein Clint. ZM Breein Clint, that's Pink.
Starting point is 00:16:37 She's here tonight at Eden Park. Also tonight, at the other end of town, the One New Zealand Warriors kick off their quest for victory one more time against the evil Cronulla Sharks. And here to talk us through everything Warriors is the head of the Warriors fan club since 1995, none other than Dai Henwood.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Kia ora, bro. G'day, Dai. Kia ora. I am absolutely fizzing, team. I cannot wait. The countdown is on. We're three hours and 56 minutes away. Glory beginning.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Another season starts. Is this your Christmas day, like the beginning of a Warriors season when it's all optimism and anything is possible? Is this the best day of the year for you? It pretty much is. The only difference between this and Christmas Day is I don't wear a Warriors shirt with no pants on on Christmas Day.
Starting point is 00:17:28 And today, I have just been, I look like Winnie the Pooh as a Warriors fan. I'm just straight up Warriors shirt, no pants, walking around Avondale screaming, Up the Wars! Up the Wars! Di, last year was something special for the Warriors and you didn't just feel it here in this country.
Starting point is 00:17:47 You felt it around the world. Like it's something that, you know, just kind of spread like wildfire. The movement of Up to Waz and just how the boys played and how they went last season. How do you think they're going to go backing up such a brilliant season, coming back this year and having to go one better. Oh, Bree, you're so right about how much the vibe was on last year. I know you've got Aussie roots.
Starting point is 00:18:14 I've got a lot of family over in Aussie, and I went over there and we went to the grand final and there were so many Warriors jerseys, even though we weren't playing. The Aussies were on board. Oh, fully. Basically, if you didn't support one of the teams in the grand final, you supported the Warriors.
Starting point is 00:18:30 Yep. And I reckon this year, to be honest, they call us sort of the cryptocurrency of the NRL because we're so up and down. Yeah, yeah. We've never actually, we've only gone back-to-back into finals twice. But I think it's different. We've got Andrew Webster.
Starting point is 00:18:51 They're calling him Web Lasso. He's the vibe coach. He's got the calmness, the positivity. I'm very excited also because we've got huge young talent coming through. Plus, we've signed good old heads from Brisbane. We've got Kurt Capewell, or Kurt Capewire, as all his teammates are calling him. Yeah, that was a brilliant signing that Kurt's coming over.
Starting point is 00:19:16 I think he's going to be instrumental in the team this year. Completely. And I think Brisbane, that are such a good side, showed how much they were actually missing it when they played in Vegas last weekend. Totally. I think we're in the finals.
Starting point is 00:19:33 I think it'll be a push trying to get to top four because there are some awesome teams out there, but this is the first time I'm going into a season feeling absolutely confident and I'm excited to be able to commentate it for the second year in a row. You are commentating it for the ACC again this year
Starting point is 00:19:52 and you guys have a channel on Sky specifically for it. So if you want the good commentary, you can listen to Dai. And Chris Key tonight, I believe, commentate over on Sky Sport 9. You know they mean business because they've given you guys a commentator's box at Mount Smart Stadium this year, Di. It's absolutely outrageous. We're on halfway.
Starting point is 00:20:10 I went out and soaked in the vibe, the mana of Mount Smart. And we're on halfway. We're right next to the away team coach's box. So it feels, even though the situation feels pretty serious, we're going to be as loose, as positive, as one-eyed as we absolutely can be. And this is a huge game. We've got a lot of relationships with the Sharks. Luke Metcalf, who's in the halves, he's a former Shark.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Sean Johnson played at the Sharks. Adam Faneuil-Blake's going to the Sharks. So there's a lot of intertwined storylines, and it's going to be a great game. Plus something for the ladies. Nico Hines plays for the Sharks. So there's a lot of intertwined storylines and it's going to be a great game. Plus something for the ladies. Nico Hines plays for the Sharks. He's very attractive. Like there's something for everybody in a Warriors game.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Something for everyone. Hey look, talk about something for the ladies. Forget Nico Hines. The Warriors is basically a house with too many gutters on it. Like they are just... You reckon the Warriors have got the sex appeal this year? Really?
Starting point is 00:21:08 Just a house with too many gutters. I can confirm. I can confirm. Dye is correct. All I'm looking for is two gutters. I can't even get two gutters on me. But anyway, it's going to be phenomenal. What time's kickoff tonight, Dye?
Starting point is 00:21:21 Kickoff is 8 p.m. Sky Sport 9. We're going live about 10 minutes beforehand. It's going to be a cracker. It's sold out. The Warriors nail a game day experience. Got Goosey's Dye when you said it's sold out. That's what we want to see.
Starting point is 00:21:36 It's going to be so good. Yes, the Flames will be going. The Mana will be there. Savage will be playing. I can't wait. Let's die, Henwood. Dye, can we get an up the waz? Up the waz! Up the waz!
Starting point is 00:21:49 Let's go! SkySport 9. Tonight you can catch Dye Henwood and Chris Key commentating the Warriors for the ACC. Bree and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating.
Starting point is 00:22:06 You only got one second of a song. Let's bring up the mood, shall we? The one second song challenge is where we go head to head guessing songs as quickly as we can. We do it in teams. Sophie, you're going to join team Bree. Hello, Soph. Can't wait. All right, mates.
Starting point is 00:22:21 You and I, okay? You and I, let's get into the same headspace. You're going to work together to defeat me and Sam. Hi, Sam. G'd Right, mates. You and I, okay? You and I, let's get into the same headspace. You're going to work together to defeat me and Sam. Hi, Sam. G'day, Sam. Hey, how's it going? Good.
Starting point is 00:22:31 We've got to take these ladies down on International Women's Day, okay? Yep. Nah, nah. Me and my sister are pros at this. Yes! That's what I like, so being confident.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Claudia's in charge. Hi, Claudia. Hi, Claude. Hello. I just turned to Ella and I said, oh, no, I should have done songs by women. Jeez, terrible feminism from you. Terrible.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Terrible. Instead, today the theme is, since it's the lovely Cam Mansell's last day with us at ZM, these are all goodbye songs. Ooh. Yeah. So I'm going to start the song from the beginning. Just buzz in with your name if you think you know what it is.
Starting point is 00:23:04 I need the artist and the name of the song. The first team to three points will take home the win. Brie and Clint, you guys are going first. We good to go? Good to go. Okay, here's your first song. Brie. Brie.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Sam Smith. Too Good at Goodbye. Yeah. I'm way too good at goodbye. I'm way too good at goodbye. I'm way too good at goodbye. I'm way too good at goodbye. Beautiful song. Well done.
Starting point is 00:23:28 That's quick. Thank you. Thank you. Over to Sophie and Sam. Are you guys ready to give this a go? Love that. Yeah. Ready.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Buzz in with your name, guys, when you know. Good luck, everyone. Sophie? Sophie. Sophie said. Goat, yeah to Yang Kimbra. Oh, you're almost there. Sing it, sing it.
Starting point is 00:23:49 I feel like you've got it. I'm going to have to count you down. Oh, she was right there. Sam gets a free guess. I'm going to drop my tongue too. You can't get it either. No. Oh, bugger.
Starting point is 00:24:03 Somebody that you used to know. That I used to know. That I used to know. I heard this song the other day. I'm ready to hear it again. Really? Are you? Yeah, I'm ready to hear this song again.
Starting point is 00:24:18 The song was massive. It was too massive. I don't know if I'll ever be ready. No, you don't. Just transport you right back. It's a great song. Don't get me wrong. I think it's a great song. I think I'm ready to hear it again. But it was played be ready. No, you don't. Just transport you right back. It's a great song. Don't get me wrong. I think it's a great song.
Starting point is 00:24:25 I think I'm ready to hear it again. But it was played a lot. Okay, okay, okay. It's still 1-0 to the girls. Okay, back to Bree and Clint. Here is your next song. Clint. Bree.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Goodbye, my lover, James Blunt. Yes. I had that. Goodbye, my lover. I just took a split second to check in my brain that I was right. I feel like you both had it on the first note, but you were double checking. Yeah. All right, two nil to the girls.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Sophie, take it home for us, mate. We got that. Not that I'm biased, but yeah, the girls. Okay, Sophie and Sam, this is another one for you guys. Sophie? Sophie's in for For the win. Bye, bye, bye. Insane.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Insane? Yes. Yes. Oh, the girls. The girls. Sophie, you were strong today and you picked up 50 KFC chicken dollars. Oh, I'm in my sister's playlist every week. Oh, no, you're a champion.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Well done. Hey, Claude. Yes? Exclusively songs by men with one cameo from Kimbra in there. You don't know what was coming up next. Can't make up for it at the very end. I lie, it was Lewis Capaldi next. My bad.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Bree and Clint. This next story is outrageous. So let's just rip straight into it. There is a woman who is an OnlyFans creator, successful OnlyFans creator, and this week she's come out and boasted that she has recently sold a pair of Prince Harry's underwear for nearly $390,000.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Really? Yes. Her name is Carrie Royale. She also claims that she has never before seen naked photos of the Duke of Sussex from an infamous night in Las Vegas in 2012. So this was when Prince Harry was in his party boy stage. Yeah. And she flogged a pair of his black boxer shorts.
Starting point is 00:26:34 So she got the undies when he was partying in 2012. Is that what she's saying? Yes. Because there was that story about him playing nude pool in Las Vegas that time. I believe it's from one of those nights. She says that Harry was wearing the boxer shorts in question when she kissed him at a party in
Starting point is 00:26:52 Vegas. He was 27 at the time. And she's saying that he ditched his underwear whilst dancing with some strippers before playing nude air guitar with a pool cue. As you do. Who hasn't had one of those nights?
Starting point is 00:27:07 And she has, yeah, sold them for a lot of money. Who would pay that much money for a pair of Prince Harry's old undies? I think there was someone who was building a shrine to Prince Harry where they could have people come and see it and they'd make money off of it, that type of thing. It doesn't give all of the details, but, yeah, someone has bought them at auction for a lot of money. So she has held on to those undies for 12 years.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Oh, it does say here, sorry, a guy named Dino Palamotto. He runs a strip club in San Diego. And he wants to buy Harry's old undies. And he wanted a piece of history and he said, I'll have those. I'll have those undies. I'll have those undies. Yeah, right. Okay. I wouldn't have thought it would go for that much, but sweet. If you were sweeping up after the
Starting point is 00:27:56 Prince Harry party and you had the foresight to put the undies in your back pocket, fill your boots. That's wild, eh? Yeah. That's a lot of money. I don't have any celebrity memorabilia, let alone a famous a lot of money. I don't have any celebrity memorabilia, let alone a famous person's undies. I don't have anything that was owned by somebody previously. I'm trying to think
Starting point is 00:28:11 if I have something or if my parents have something. I don't think we do. Nah? Not saying that I wouldn't like something. Like what? I don't know. Oh, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:28:28 I do have a worn... Oh, here we go. No, I've got a worn Black Ferns jersey. I have got one of those. Just not sure who wore it because the numbers peeled off the back. I think Kendra Cox said you wore mine. Mine stinks. That's because you put it on.
Starting point is 00:28:41 No, it smells like BO. Like it smells like it's been battle-hardened. No, not my BO. I think you wore it around and it was too small, remember? No, it smells like rugby players. I thought we could... You know what I've always wanted? You know what I think is a very cool piece of memorabilia?
Starting point is 00:28:55 If you ever catch like a drumstick at a show. Oh, yeah. What? You don't think that's cool? Well, they're a dime a dozen, aren't they? I've got a pic from a Metallica show and they throw it out into the crowd. Yeah, that's cool. Well, they're a dime a dozen, aren't they? I've got a pic from a Metallica show and they threw it out into the crowd. Yeah, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:29:09 I feel like a drumstick's on the same level. I thought we could put it out there on 0800 dials at M. Do you have something that was previously owned by a celebrity? And I mean Oliver Mills, the guy who got the 22 hat
Starting point is 00:29:27 at the Taylor concert, good call up. Yes, his is perfect. He's got Taylor Swift's hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it can be anything. It doesn't need to be something that's, you know, worth a lot of money. It could be the tiniest thing.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Maybe you've got a famous person's undies. Maybe they had a one-night stand at your flat and you've still got their undies. What is the piece of memorabilia or the item that was previously owned by a celebrity that's in your position? 0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696. A woman has sold a pair of Prince Harry's underwear that he ditched at a strip club back in the day
Starting point is 00:30:01 and she sold them at auction for $390,000. Yeah, more than I thought they'd be worth. God, she's made a lot off those pair of knickers, hasn't she? So we've asked you, what's the bit of celebrity memorabilia? You've got someone texted in and said, I've got a 55-inch launch
Starting point is 00:30:15 that was previously owned by Phil Rudd, the drummer from ACDC. What? Yeah, there you go. That's awesome. Is it Phil that lives in Tauranga? Yes. Yeah, I've driven past his house.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Yes. I think everyone's driven. It's like a party house. Toedonga hotspot. Yeah. Someone texted through and said that they caught a drumstick at the Elton John concert four years ago. Oh, yeah, not bad.
Starting point is 00:30:40 Not me, but my friend's parents own the Lady Diana revenge dress. What? The actual one. Wait. Or a version of it. Like the real. The dress that she wore after the divorce. The one that she came out and was like, holy shit, she looks good.
Starting point is 00:30:55 The black one. They own that one. The black dress. That's wild. That would be worth. I've got Bowdoin Barrett socks. Oh, yeah, that's pretty close. Oh, they're here.
Starting point is 00:31:06 I think we've got them on the phone. The person who's got Bowdoin Barrett socks, can yeah, that's pretty close. Oh, they're here. I think we've got them on the phone. The person who's got Bowdoin Barrett socks, can you believe it, is on the phone with us. Hi, Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Please tell me the non-creepy story of how you got Bowdoin Barrett socks. It's not creepy, it's quite cute. Okay. About 10 years ago
Starting point is 00:31:22 when he was playing for the Taranaki rugby team, they were doing this thing where you could go along and meet the team. And the boys were taking their socks and signing them and giving them to the crowd. And they gave them to my dad. Nice. Okay. So a few years, they were really, really long socks that went over my knee. But a few years ago, I got really, really sick and I lost the ability to walk.
Starting point is 00:31:42 So I did six months on crutches and four months in a wheelchair and intense rehab. And the first time I stood up in six months was wearing these magic socks. That's awesome, Olivia. Does Bowdoin Barrett know this story? I don't know. It probably sounds a bit creepy now. No, it is magic.
Starting point is 00:31:56 That sounds awesome. That's so good. You know what's funny, Olivia, is we've done this phone topic, I think once before on this show. And when we did it last time, someone called up and said that they had Bowdoin Barrett's beard.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Oh, that's right. He comes up every time. When him and Hannah moved from Wellington, they sold their beard and they're like, yeah, I bought Bowdoin Barrett's secondhand beard. Oh, right. I like it. Great story.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Thanks, Olivia. Someone texted her and said, my uncle has a handmade leather satchel made by Johnny Depp and a Lord of the Rings elf bow and arrows, among many other things. He's a head special effects operator. Love that. That's very cool. Someone said, keep me anonymous,
Starting point is 00:32:35 but we've got an ISIS flag hanging up in the shed. My partner was a private contractor in the Middle East. That's full on. I'm not sure I'd hang it up. Like if I had it, like it's interesting memorabilia, I'm not sure I'd hang it up. Like if I had it, like it's interesting memorabilia, I'm not sure I'd hang it up. Yeah, probably not, I don't think. Let's go to Vanessa.
Starting point is 00:32:51 It's your friend Vanessa that has something that was previously owned by a celeb. Hello, yes. One of our good friends has Paul Walker's black AC Cobra that they got from his actual collection. Really? The actual car that Paul Walker's black AC Cobra that they got from his actual collection. Really? The actual car that Paul Walker owned? Yes.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Wow. What? It's got the documents and everything. How did they come across and how did they end up buying that? He has a few cars. I really hope he's not listening. They have quite a few cars, a lot of different cars, and he's got, like, him and his wife love Shelbys,
Starting point is 00:33:25 and so Shelby, Carol Shelby made AC Cobra with whoever else it was. Yeah. And he must just follow people in the States or something, and it came up and he wanted it, so it's an authentic, like, actual Shelby-made Cobra. There aren't any of them in New Zealand. No, a lot of replicas. That's so cool.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Do you know if he bought it before or after Paul Walker's passing? No, no. He's only had it in the last four or five years in New Zealand. He got it shipped over here, yeah. Wow, that's incredible. That'd be worth a fortune, that thing. And more after he died. And more, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, well, I mean, I was pretty excited. Yeah. Yeah, as you should be. Okay, thanks, Vanessa. That's a cool one. We appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Someone texted and said, my brother-in-law fixed the Wiggles guitar. So they all signed a T-shirt and toys for him. And we gave it to our children. That's so good. The original Wiggles. The original Wiggles. The real ones.
Starting point is 00:34:16 The real deal. You're the Wiggles guitar tip? None of these stand-in 2.0. It's all the original Wiggles. Brie and Clint. Zed and Brie and Clint. That's all the original wiggles. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint. That's Pink and Raise Your Glass. If you're going to that show at Eden Park tonight,
Starting point is 00:34:31 the advice is there's tens of thousands of people going to that show. Tones and I is on at 7pm. And if you want to not be like stuck in a queue or something like that, you should aim to be in your seat by 7.45. So go a touch earlier just in case. Yeah, go get a Fritz's go a touch earlier just in case. Yeah, go get a Fritz's wiener before you sit down. Who doesn't love a Fritz's wiener?
Starting point is 00:34:50 Fritz's wiener at Eden Park. I like the chillies, Fritz's wieners. Chili? The chili one. Oh, the spicy one. Yeah. You can get the double dog too with two wieners and one bun. Oh, I never like to double down. Never like to double dog if you know what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:35:02 Two sausages, one bun. Time for Friday Okie. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie. We were really on the pulse to be doing a pink song today, but we're not. Last weekend I went to Matchbox 20 and the Goo Goo Dolls, and it was phenomenal. Bree and I absolutely love a soft rock icon, so we thought today, why don't we do Matchbox 20? Such an iconic tune. I just want to go out there and say I really struggled this week.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Oh, really? I really struggled. I thought this was quite an easy one. It's a man singing it. It's always going to be harder for me. And trust me, I struggled every little bit. And I feel like you're going to wipe the floor with me. But that's the game.
Starting point is 00:35:58 I don't know that I nailed it. I think my Rob Thomas might be a bit flat. I feel like that's all my Rob Thomas is going to be. Let's just do it. I'm interested to see and if you get a laugh out of it, then that's why we're here. You're going to pick the winner of Friday Oki
Starting point is 00:36:15 after you've heard both. I picked it so I'll go first. Here's my Matchbox 20 for Friday Oki. She said it's cold outside and she hands me a raincoat. She's always worried about things like that. Well, she said it's all going to end and it might as well be my fault. And she only sleeps when it's raining.
Starting point is 00:36:55 And she screams and her voice says straining. And she says, baby, it's 3 a.m. I must be lonely And she says, baby Well, I can't help but be scared of it all Sometimes And the rain's gonna wash away I believe it That's very good from you this week. Very good. I think it's one of your best you've done.
Starting point is 00:37:19 I reckon I've sung that 5,000 times in the car in the last 20 years. I thought it was very solid. I'd give it like an 8.5. Really? Yeah. Do you like it that much? I thought it was very good.
Starting point is 00:37:31 Okay, I'll take it. And so good, I think we should just give you the win and move on. I would love to take that, but unfortunately the rules dictate that. I struggled with the pitch. I struggled with the timing. I struggled with everything this week. Someone texted me and said, I'm already voting Breeze. Trust me.
Starting point is 00:37:47 So not yet. You've got to hear Breeze, okay? You wait. She said it's cold outside and she hands me a raincoat. She's always worried about things like that Well she said it's all gonna end It might as well be my fault She only sleeps when it's raining And she screams
Starting point is 00:38:20 And her voice is straining She says baby It's 3am, I must be lonely And she says, baby Well, I can't help but be scared of it all Sometimes the rain's gonna wash away, I believe it I liked that. I thought it was good. I know, when I've been beat. It could have been. I've done way worse thought it was good. I know when I've been beat.
Starting point is 00:38:46 It could have been. I've done way worse in Friday, Ogie. That's not my worst, but I know when I've been beat, and I'm okay to say it. There's a little bit of slurring in there. Like, did you do any drinking before you? Yeah, lots of drinking, actually. Did you, yeah?
Starting point is 00:38:57 Dutch carriage. That's the only way I like to sing my soft rock, is after a few drinks. On the rocks. Yeah. Who's the winner? We need five people to call through now on 0800-DALZ-M and pick who did the better Matchbox 20 this week.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Was it Brie or was it Clint? Brie and Clint. Super Friday Oki. You just heard us doing our best Matchbox 20. They've sold 40 million albums worldwide. The song that we did has been listened to 270 million times on Spotify alone.
Starting point is 00:39:30 It's a goodie. So we did 3am. Mine sounded like this. Then she says baby It's 3am I must be lonely And Bree sounded like this. Then she says baby It's 3am, I must be lonely
Starting point is 00:39:47 We've got votes loaded up, standing by, ready to go. The text machine's very split at the moment. Someone said, I'm voting Clint purely because this is the first time he didn't make me turn the radio down. Love a plot twist. It's always good. Always good. Let's go to our first vote on the phones from
Starting point is 00:40:06 Julianne. Hi, Julianne. Hi, Julianne. Hi, how are you? Happy Friday. And to you. Who are you going to vote for on Friday Okie, Julianne? I think I've got to give it to Clint. That's fair enough, Julianne. Thank you very much. You were good though, Brie. You were good. I appreciate that. Thanks, Julianne.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Have a great weekend, mate. See you, mate. You were good though, Brie. You were good. I appreciate that. Thanks, Julian. Have a great weekend, mate. See you, mate. Bye. Thanks for voting. Melanie and Charlie are on the phone. Hi, Melanie and Charlie. Hi, Melanie and Charlie. Hi, it's actually Charlie and Henry and Lauren,
Starting point is 00:40:35 and they're eight and four. And what are you guys going to say? Hello, we love you, and we're voting for Trent. Yay! Love you guys too. Thanks for playing Friday Odie with us. Hello. Hello.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Hi, guys, who's that? Is that Henry? Hi. Love Clinton Reeves. Oh, we love you guys too. That's very cute, guys. Thanks, you've made our week. Have a great weekend.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Bye. Bye, thank you. See you later. See you guys. Let's go to Johnny on 0800. Hi, Johnny. G'day, Johnny On 0800 DOLLSATIM Hi Johnny G'day Johnny G'day, how are we?
Starting point is 00:41:07 Johnny be good What are you thinking This week mate? I'm going for you Bree Mate, you're keeping me in it Are you? Yeah, you're a pretty average But we're going for three
Starting point is 00:41:18 I like your style Johnny Johnny, tell us what you really think mate I like it Yeah, nah Bloody oath Yeah, nah Bloody oath No, I like the you really think, mate. Oh, I like it. Yeah, nah. Bloody oath. Yeah, nah. Bloody oath.
Starting point is 00:41:28 No, I like the honesty, Johnny. Thank you, mate. Have a great weekend, mate. Let's go to Maddie on our $800. Hi, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hello. Hello.
Starting point is 00:41:35 Hello, mate. What are you thinking this week, Maddie? Oh, I think, Brie, you had it in the bag and then you added a country spin on it and it just threw me. So I'm voting Clint this week. That's what someone said on the text machine. Yeah, you're not the only one to pick up on Bree's country twang. Maddie, those country roots run deep in my bones. Yeah, it was great, but Clint this week.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Thanks, Maddie. Have a great weekend. See you, mate. One more vote for Louis. Hi, Louis. Hi, Louis. Hey, guys. Good.
Starting point is 00:42:02 I just want to start and say thank you that you got day jobs. She's rough. Rough, Louis. Clint, other than that, you nailed it. It's voting for you. Yeah, thanks, Louis. You know what the funny bit is, Louis? This is our day job.
Starting point is 00:42:22 That's the sad part about it, Louis. This is the thing that we get paid for Louis That is the sad part about all this We appreciate your input Have a great weekend, ma'am See you, Louis Thank you, guys See you, bye There we go
Starting point is 00:42:31 That's such a great show If you got to go to that one Thanks for your votes Thanks for playing Friday Oki with us We're going to do a birthday banger next. Birthday banger time for a Friday. Number one songs when you turn 16. If you want to know yours, we'd
Starting point is 00:42:52 love you to play this afternoon. 0800 DIAL ZM. Now we're going to put a bit more country on because I'm feeling it. We should get you to do this song. This ain't Texas. Oh, maybe not. Bree and Clint. Time for a, maybe not. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Number one songs when you turn 16, and we're going to get a good one for a Friday. I can feel it. We're going to start with Corey. Kia ora, Corey. Hi, Corey.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Hey, how are you? Good. How's your week been, Corey? Yeah, not too bad. I've been better this weekend, though. Oh, how are you? Good. How's your week been, Corey? Yeah, not too bad. Better this weekend, though. Oh, nothing like a good weekend. You got anything big planned? Not really.
Starting point is 00:43:31 Just probably chill out. I watched the Warriors tonight. Up the waz. Up the waz. Up the waz. Up the mighty waz. First game back. Can't wait for that.
Starting point is 00:43:40 That should be a ripper. Corey, what's your birthday, mate? My birthday is the 26th of January, 2000. All right, it's easy math for me, Corey. You were 16 in 2016. And let's go back to your 16th because this was number one. You watch me bleed until I can't breathe. Shaking, falling onto my knees.
Starting point is 00:43:59 I love the Shawn Mendes song. It's called Stitches. Do you like it, Corey? Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah. It's not a bad tune from Shawny Mendes song. It's called Stitches. Do you like it, Corey? Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah. It's not a bad tune from Shawny Mendes. Something that I don't know
Starting point is 00:44:10 if it's come up for in Birthday Banger. No, not often anyway. Not often. Liam is here, but Liam's under 16, so he's going to do his mum Sonia's
Starting point is 00:44:17 Birthday Banger. Hi, Liam. Hi, Liam. Hi. How are you? How old are you, Liam? 11. 11.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Do you listen to Birthday Banger all the time? Yes. Oh, cool. Well, we're glad you're doing your mum's birthday because I'd hope that she would be over 16. But all we need is her birthday. The 28th of May, 1982. All right, Liam. That means your mum was 16 in 1998, and this is her birthday banger. Shania Twain. You're still the one. Do you know that song, Liam?
Starting point is 00:44:59 No. Liam, do you know the song, Man, I Feel Like a Woman? No. Man, I Feel Like a Woman? No. Man, I feel like a woman. Yeah, I do. Yeah, he knows that. That's the same person singing that song there.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Okay, let's do one more birthday banger for Harriet. On our 800 dials at him. Hi, Harriet. Hi, Harriet. Oh, hello. How are you guys? Oh, we're good. How are you?
Starting point is 00:45:23 How was your week, Harriet? You know what? It was absolutely excellent. I've had a cracking week. I'm in a good mood. I'm ready for the weekend. Wait a second you? How was your week, Harriet? You know what? It was absolutely excellent. I've had a cracking week. I'm in a good mood. I'm ready for the weekend. Wait a second. Where's your accent from, Harriet?
Starting point is 00:45:31 Oh, I'm from Oxford, England. Oh, it's a very nice accent. Very fancy. First I thought we were talking to some Kiwi Sheila, and then all of a sudden Keira Knightley is on the phone. Hello, it's me. I don't look like her. Hello, it's me, Harriet. I look quite pretty, don't I?
Starting point is 00:45:46 You look quite pretty. Harriet, it's me, Harriet. I look quite pretty, don't I? You look quite pretty. Harriet, lovely to have you on the show. Have you got anything big planned for the weekend? I'm actually going to go to the Warnocker A&P show. I don't know if that sounds posh or not. It sounds fun. I think in my accent it might sound posh. You could say you're doing number twos in the toilet
Starting point is 00:46:02 and it would sound posh, Harriet. Hey, mate, what's your birthday? I'm 16th of September, 1993. 16th of September. You were 16, Harriet. Sorry, Harriet. In 2009, and here's your birthday banger. Give me a sweet dream
Starting point is 00:46:21 And a warm, beautiful nightmare It's a bit of Beyonce. Harriet, you a fan? I mean, I sound like the Queen, so I've got to be a fan. Queen Harriet loves Queen Beyonce. She's Queen B. Okay, wait there. We're going to choose between Shawn Mendes, Shania Twain and Beyonce.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Shania Twain, you're still the one. All day, baby, all day. Although I loved all three people. Yes. Especially Harriet's accent because, I mean, how do you go past a posh English accent? But this song is a great one for a Friday and Liam could tell his mum that he won Birthday Banger.
Starting point is 00:47:02 I agree with you. Liam, you just won Birthday Banger. Well done. Yeah, yeah. Have a great done. Nice work, Liam. Did you? Oh, nice to talk to you again, Liam. Have a good weekend, okay, mate? Let's start it again. Yeah, we'll start it again.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Cordy looks disgusted on us that we talked over half the song. We're doing the same thing Fletch, Fawn and Hayne, they did. Talking over Shania Twain. Oh, we're still talking over it. Oh, she's singing now. Is she? Oh, she's singing now.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Oh. Zed and Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Bangers today. Look how far we've come, my baby Zed and Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Bangers today, Shania Twain. And you're still the one. Two texts, someone said they didn't know I was listening to The Breeze. Jesus Christ. Hey! Shania Twain is for everyone.
Starting point is 00:47:56 No, no, no, it's Bree and Clint. Bree's show with Clint. Bree and Clint, not The Breeze. And someone said this is going to be our wedding song later this year. Thanks for playing it. Someone said, way to kill a Friday buzz. Awful choice. God.
Starting point is 00:48:13 You know what, guys? Can I just say, because we don't get any say in the music that we play on the station. We get no say. A lot of the time people think that the announcers are actually picking the music that we play. But no, Clint and I do not decide to play Taylor Swift
Starting point is 00:48:28 twice an hour. That is not our job. But this is our one choice that we have. The one choice we get to make during our whole four hour show. And sometimes do we get it wrong? Yes. Do I think we got it wrong today?
Starting point is 00:48:44 No. It's one indulgence, right? If we'd done this, no one would have complained if we'd done this. Let's go, girls. Oh, should we play this now? No. Oh, well, why do you put it on and get us excited? Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:49:07 Look, AI, a lot of people are using it in their workplace now for their job. Yeah. A lot of people. Yeah, it's a good tool. And sometimes you don't even realise people are using it unless they stuff it up. Okay. There's a real estate agent in Victoria, Australia, who has been called out over an unbelievable blunder where they used ChatGPT to write one of their rental listings.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Yeah. But unfortunately, the copy and paste, they didn't check what they'd copied and pasted. I reckon a lot of people who have to do, like, fairly generic copy will be doing ChatGPT. Yeah. But you still have to proofread it. Yeah, you've got to do something. So this post went up and, I mean, chat GPT has done a great job. And unfortunately, it's all come undone
Starting point is 00:50:00 because they've included the instructions that they asked to the GPT to include. So it says here, please help me. So this is the listing. This is a screenshot of the actual listing that's gone up on the website. So it's got $900 a week, 17 Sunburst Avenue, Balwin North, Victoria. And then it starts off $900 a week, 17 Sunburst Avenue, Balwyn North, Victoria. And then it starts off well and it says,
Starting point is 00:50:28 discover the epitome of family living in this sun-drenched, double-storey, solid-brick residence nestled gracefully on the converted high side of Sunburst Avenue with the prestigious Balwyn High School Zone. And then it says, user, please help me rewrite a rental advertisement for seven stony street men-a-lakes. It has four bedrooms, two bathrooms, two carports, alfresco, et cetera. Chat GPT, certainly.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Here's a rewritten rental advertisement. You know what a lot of people are using Chat GPT for now is to write speeches. So if you have to do like a best man speech or like a speech at your workplace, you can just say, you give it all the details, you give it as many details as you can and then it will write it for you. Okay, hold on.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Should I ask? I'm going to ask my ChatG GBT. Hi, can you please write me a speech about my friend Clint? He loves European cars. Sneans. Yeah, I do actually. And what else? Matchbox 20. Yeah, perfect. That's me. Okay, here do actually. And what else? Matchbox 20. Yeah, perfect.
Starting point is 00:51:45 That's me. Okay, here we go. I want to hear what ChatGPT has to say. Yeah. It says here, Clint sounds like a pretty cool guy. He's really into European cars and he's a fan of Steens and Matchbox 20. I just told you that, ChatGPT. Is that all it gave you?
Starting point is 00:52:07 I've written into ChatGPT, write a short poem about Brie Tomasell, a flatulent Queenslander with Italian roots. Oh, no. And this is what it's come up with. Oh, Brie Tomasell, a legend so grand. A Queenslander with gas. Oh, what a brand. Her Italian roots, they add to the flair.
Starting point is 00:52:25 But when she lets one rip, it fills the air. This is amazing. That's pretty good. With each passing breeze, she brings laughter and cheer. Her flatulence, a symphony. Oh, so clear. But don't you worry. Her charm is so sweet.
Starting point is 00:52:40 She'll make you laugh till you're out of your seat. So here's to Breeie The flatulent queen With her Italian roots She's quite the scene But remember my friend It's all in good fun Just keep some fresh air When she's on the run
Starting point is 00:52:55 I mean it's funny I don't make everything bad I ever said about AI It's funny too Yeah You can type in make it sexy and it will do that as well. Weird. Yeah, I know. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:53:10 50 Cent News. He has for a long time, he's got two long standing beefs. One is with Ja Rule. What's the one with Ja Rule about? He just chose Ja Rule as his enemy. One time he bought all of the tickets to a Ja Rule show just so he could sit in the front row by himself and just go. That's pretty funny.
Starting point is 00:53:33 I'll pay that one, Fetty. The other beef he's got is with the boxer Floyd Mayweather, the featherweight champion, whatever he is. He's won a lot. He's won a lot. He's never lost a fight in his life, Floyd Mayweather. Back in 2012, when everyone was doing the Ice Bucket Challenge, do you remember that?
Starting point is 00:53:51 Yes. For ALS. He decided to set his own challenge for Floyd Mayweather, who 50 Cent claims can't read. That's his main jibe at him. He said that Floyd Mayweather can't read, and this is what he said. This is a special ASL EL els challenge for you floyd if you can read one full page of a harry potter book i'll give 750 000 to whatever charitable organization you want to did he do it no he didn't do it
Starting point is 00:54:21 he refused to read he refused to read it but 50 Cent then doubled down on it and he said, okay, if you won't read a Harry Potter book, just give me one page of Cadmium Hat. That's all you have to do. And he still wouldn't do it. I mean, it makes me think if he hasn't even done it. 50 Cent, not only can he read, he's now a published author. Is he?
Starting point is 00:54:43 He's now publishing books. What kind of books? Like a memoir? No, like fiction. Oh, what's he writing about? He's writing stories. He has a book coming out called The Accomplice. I'm sure he's written it with somebody,
Starting point is 00:54:55 but it's got Curtis Jackson on the cover of it. A ghost writer. And it's a whole thing. They're going to write the book, and then they're going to turn it into a TV show and that sort of thing. And when he's posted about it, he's attempted to squash his beef
Starting point is 00:55:06 with the box of Floyd Mayweather. He wrote, I have no beef. He posted about the book and he said, I have no beef with anyone. I even made sure the audio book comes out at the same time so that people like Floyd Mayweather won't feel left out. He's pretty funny.
Starting point is 00:55:21 Isn't he? Are you team Floyd or Team Fitty? I'm Team Fitty. I'm Team Fitty all the way. Floyd's a bit of a loser. Like a good troll is very good. And if it's against someone like Floyd Mayweather. I was going to say, and it's against someone that's a bit of a douche.
Starting point is 00:55:39 So Floyd Mayweather has his own line of vapes? Yes. Of course. It's Floyd Mayweather has his own line of vapes? Yes. Of course. It's Floyd Mayweather. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Have you seen the, you know, you know, you know. Spit it out.
Starting point is 00:55:56 Jake Paul. I always get confused over whether it's Logan Paul or Jake Paul. Jake Paul, the one that's doing like boxing for real. Have you seen who he's fighting next? No. It's just been announced that he's going to fight Mike Tyson. Oh, my God. I know.
Starting point is 00:56:09 He's going to destroy. What is this weird universe? He's going to destroy Mike Tyson. You reckon he's going to destroy Mike Tyson? Look up how old Mike Tyson is. I've got the details. So Jake Paul is 27. Yeah, very young.
Starting point is 00:56:23 And the order of, so you put people's credentials in order, right? Yep. He's a YouTuber slash boxer. Yes. Mike Tyson is one of the greatest boxers of all time. Okay, I need the details. Jake Paul's 27. Mike Tyson's 57.
Starting point is 00:56:40 But he's still Mike Tyson. What's the weights? I don't know. I think they're both in the heavyweight category. I think they have to be. What's the's the weights? I don't know. I think they're both in the heavyweight category. I think they have to be. What's the heights? Look, I don't know. You said you had the details.
Starting point is 00:56:51 Well, I had the details. And then they're fighting each other. You know I'm an avid watcher of boxing in UFC. Okay, sure. Let me check for you. I also want the reach. I want, what else? I want the wins to losses.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Mike Tyson is a meter 78. Oh, he's short. He's my height. So he's like 5'10". Logan Paul. Are we doing Logan Paul or Jake Paul? Jake Paul. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Jake Paul. Well, Logan Paul's a metre 88. Producer Claude? No, wait, Claude. Jake Paul is a metre 85. So he's got... Oh, he's way taller than Mike Tyson too. 10 centimetres on him.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Do you want the reach as well? Yes, I'd love the reach. Jake Paul, 76 inch reach. Mike Tyson, 71 inch. Mike Tyson's just a little, little man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're talking about Mike Tyson here. The baddest man on the planet.
Starting point is 00:57:42 Look, I love Mike Tyson and the last person I ever want to win is Jake Paul. But I've been following Jake Paul. I've been following his fights. I don't want the guy to win. I don't want it. But let's talk facts. Yes, Mike Tyson, one of the greatest boxers that ever lived. Fantastic.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Super athlete. And I know that he has been getting back in shape. But it doesn't know that he has been getting back in shape. Yes. But it doesn't mean that he's not nearly 60. And also, here's my last point. Yeah. He also has taken way more punches to the face in his lifetime. Yes.
Starting point is 00:58:17 And you lose your chin. From being hit too many times? Yes. I'm just saying. How many times has he been knocked down, though? Not many. It's might. Anyway, the fight itself is going to break records.
Starting point is 00:58:30 It's going to be the first. Is it a 10 round? Yeah, it's a full fight. It's going to be the first combat sports event ever broadcast live on Netflix. Wow, that's interesting. They've done a deal that this could possibly be. What about live on Netflix? Yes.
Starting point is 00:58:44 Yes. Interesting. Yeah. so that's where it and will netflix charge for it i don't know or will it be like a free fight that you get to watch if you have a netflix subscription which could make it incredibly popular yeah do you want to put a bet on it yeah yeah oh no no no no no no do you know why the reason I wouldn't bet on this one? Is because he, like, Jake Paul. Oh, here we go. Here's the excuses. No, he is organizing this fight.
Starting point is 00:59:11 It's a publicity fight. It's not a fight that is going to get him any credentials in the world rankings. So, really, is he going to do a deal where he loses to Mike Tyson, or is he going to do a deal where he somehow wins the fight? I know that, obviously, there has been stuff like that where people fix fights and that. Yes. But I just –
Starting point is 00:59:32 Then would Mike Tyson take a fixed fight? I just don't think Mike Tyson would. I mean, depends. If they go, you get $50 million, you probably would. I mean, most people would. Okay, how much are we betting on the Mike Tyson fight? No, I reckon we come up with a thing that the other person has to do. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Like eating the cat food thing. Okay, yeah, yeah. Like something like that. Whoever loses this bet has to go three rounds with... A bull. I was going to say a black fern or an all black, but... I feel like I... But an old one, like an old one. Just like this fight. I don't think that's going to say a black fern or an all black, but... I feel like I... But an old one, like an old one.
Starting point is 01:00:06 Like a... Just like this bike. I don't think that's going to help us. A 57-year-old one. We also get a 30-year age split out of this. Far out. I don't know if that would even help us. 9696, what do you think the bet is that Bree and I should put on this?
Starting point is 01:00:19 You want Jake Paul? I'm backing Jake Paul. I don't want to. And I'll take Mike Tyson. I don't want to, but I'm backing Jake Paul, unfortunately, that I And I'll take Mike Tyson I don't want to But I'm backing Jake Paul Unfortunately That I think he will win What should the bit be?
Starting point is 01:00:29 Yeah Text us on 9696 We are open To anything Like for example The last time Clint lost a bet He had to eat cat food Like something in that
Starting point is 01:00:39 In that realm Yeah But it doesn't have to be that But not cat food again But not cat food again We want to do something different Text us on 9696 Claudia, save this audio
Starting point is 01:00:47 because when is the fight? There's another detail that I don't have. Producer Claude? July 20th. She's good. We'll sit on this for a while. She's good. Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.

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