ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 8th May 2025

Episode Date: May 8, 2025

David Attenborough turns 90!  What did your kid do with your phone?  How many grapes would you eat... tested.  What's the Plot for $400.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. ZM's Bri and Clint. Cheers to Max. Available on Neon. Stream now for just $12.99 a month. You won the first prize. What happens at 3pm?

Stays at 3pm. Bri and Clint. All you can say is that. ZM's Bri and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Bri and Clint show. Hello, guys. Welcome, welcome through through happy Thursday.

Yeah sure. It's Thursday isn't it? I don't know. Yeah. Week's got a weird feel to it. A long feel? Is that guy wearing a cape? Oh no it's a raincoat.

Sorry I thought he was wearing like a Count Dracula style cape. See now that would be unusual to see in public. Yeah, yeah. What's the most unusual thing you've seen in public recently? It was the other day when we were sitting here and this guy walked. We, our studio is in the middle of Auckland CBD. A lot of people in like business casual wear. There was a guy who walked up the stairs outside our office wearing a tweed cap,

a knitted jersey, smoking a pipe. Yeah, pretty unusual. Yeah, yeah. I saw- It looked like he had stepped out of Peaky Blinders. Literally. But he wasn't- He looked dapper though.

Yeah. You didn't like it. He looked attention seeking. Oh. I saw a woman at my park recently, and her and her cat, she was walking her cat, and they were dressed in matching raincoats. Was the cat on a leash?

The cat was on a leash. No cat wants to be on a leash. And then I watched as dogs came running from all sides to chase the cat. Yeah, the cat couldn't escape. It was a disaster. Yeah, yeah, exactly right. Disaster. Cats need to be able to, because cats are faster than dogs.

Yeah, 100%. They've got to be able to go when they need to go. Yeah, that's the only way they can like beat a dog. Yeah. It's to run away. Yeah, yeah, I agree. I agree. Fun show on the way. We are gonna add an item to our cart at four o'clock and we're gonna give it away at five o'clock. Yeah, that's gonna be a ripper. Be listening out for that and of course Trady vs Lady kicking off the show. 50 bucks up for grabs the we just need a lady we just need a lady today right we're gonna bring Patrick our tradie

back a lot of people weren't happy about the result of yesterday so he's been compensated with free KFC and he gets another bite of the cherry today so he's actually getting more potentially but more potentially if he wins yeah well he is already getting more because he's getting a second shot back to back. Can he do it? Not if a lady beats him again. 0800 dollars at him if you want to take Patrick the Traite on. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. It's Traite versus Lady. Controversial game of Traite vs lady yesterday, but he's back. The tradie, the man that people say got gypped, but you're back Patrick.

Yeah, thanks for having me back. It's our absolute pleasure and we did hook you up with 50kfc chicken dollars, so that's yours no questions asked. Appreciate it team, thank you. And this is redemption if you need it. did hook you up with 50kfc chicken dollars so that's yours no questions asked. Appreciate it team thank you. And this is redemption if you need it. Can we say we do believe the lady the lady yesterday earned their victory as well. Yes we do think that. Just enough controversy that we thought we'd give you another run Patrick nothing wrong with that. No nothing wrong I agree she won fair and square. Yeah. A bit nervous but yeah. Give it a crack Patrick. God you'd hate to shit the bed now eh,

now that we've gone to, we've made such a big deal of it. That's alright he makes beds pretty fast. Oh that's right he's got to do as fast as bed maker. So Patrick can be all over that. You make it, you shit it. You're taking on our lady from Tauranga today, she is 43 and she has lived in 26 different houses. Please welcome Sarah and daughter Emily Emily how old do you? Emily trick Patrick get him into a false sense of security to a false sense of security. No, no you're not. I'm just a guy because I'm so excited. Oh, amazing.

We're excited to have you on here, Emily. How exciting. Very excited to have you both. Sarah, 26 houses. Are you sick of moving house? Yep, I'm happy now we've bought one. We're not planning on moving. Oh, woo hoo.

I would never move again. That's the dream. Okay, Sarah and Emily, your buzzer is lady. Patrick, yours is tradie. And the first. That's the dream. Okay, Sarah and Emily your buzzer is lady Patrick yours is tradie and the first to three wins the game. Good luck guys. Here we go question number one The US of A has how many states is it? Lady. Oh No multi-choice needed. Yes, Sarah 52 That's what people always say

Patrick you'll get the multi-choice option. Is it 48, 49 or 50? I'm going to say 50. It is 50. Everyone thinks it's 52 though. I thought it was 51. It's 50. Yeah.

All right. One point to the tradies. Question number two, what Australian drama series set on a cattle station aired from 2001? Yes, Patrick. McLeod's Storrs. Wow! Smokes!

I knew that one. I knew Sarah would know that one, but Patrick, two, good. Okay, two to the Trades, which means Sarah and Emily, you need this one to stay in it question number three buzz in when you can tell me who sings this Patrick for the clean sweep Patrick. Um Pink. Pink is correct.

Patrick our working class man you have redeemed yourself you have won $50 cash and a tradie vs ladie victory. Let's go Patrick! Oh it was a good game by everyone. And Sarah and Emily because you guys are so cute we're going to send you some free KFC. Yeah we got to. Oh thank you. Sweet as.

I got you a pretty cute. It's because you're cute, Emily. Yeah, it's because you're cute, Emily, the six slash eight year old. And I'm sure your mum's very cute as well. KFC coming your way. Well done, Patrick, you did it, mate. He's gone, he's off. He's off.

Yeah, he's going to spend the money. I'm here, I'm here. We're just saying, well done, bro, good victory. Thank you so much. Nice, Patrick. Cheers. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. There's a new movie being made about Sir Ed and Tenzing Norgay

being the first people to conquer Mount Everest. How good? Apple's making it. It's pretty big production too. Like it's a full blown movie thingy. I think it, I don't know if it's coming out in movies or not if it's coming out on Apple TV, but yeah, pretty incredible story.

It sounds like a big production. Big mmm who's in it so they've cast Willem Dafoe to who's that Willem Dafoe is the who was he on spider-man green goblin on spider-man's yep yep he's playing Colonel John Hunt he's the British Army officer who was in charge of the expedition up Mount Everest. Okay. They haven't announced who's gonna play Sherpa Tenzing Norgay yet. Have they announced options? No. No, but surely they're filming it, they're filming it like near Everest, so surely they'll get a Nepali person to play Tenzing.

You'd hope so. But they have announced who's gonna play Sir Edmund Hillary. Well this is big, this is a big role. I'm not into it. You're not into it? I'd hope so. But they have announced who's gonna play Sir Edmund Hillary. Well, this is big, this is a big role. I'm not into it. You're not into it? I just wanna say I'm not into it. You might be into it, I'm not into it.

Okay. The person they've cast to play Sir Ed, Taylor Swift's ex, Tom Hiddleston. Oh, Lowkey. Lowkey, yeah. Oh yeah, I see that. Do you? Yeah. Do you? If you think about what sir Edmund Hillary look like? Yeah, there is similarities there. Yeah, I was thinking

Someone else I was thinking at least cast a New Zealander to play one of the great New Zealanders of all time It is a worry if he can do the New Zealand accent or not Yeah, and I don't reckon he will. I would argue that the Kiwi and Aussie accent, one of the hardest to master. One of the most high profile attempts at doing the New Zealand accent was Sir Anthony Hopkins in The World's Fastest Indian. How'd he go? Oh, not perfect.

Not great. Because he had to do a Southland accent as well. Even harder. And it was okay. But to the rest of the world it's fine. But New Zealanders will watch this and they'll go Yeah, you can tell. Bro, that's not how we sound.

Who did you have in mind to place her Ed? I was thinking If we're thinking international If that's what they want, they want like a big international star. I was thinking Benedict Cumberbatch. Oh yeah, okay. I reckon he'd be quite good

and I feel like he's got that Sir Ed vibe. No shade to Benedict Cumberbatch. Is he manly enough to play Sir Ed? He's a pretty big dude. Is he? Yeah, he's like 6'4 isn't he? Wait let me, I might be talking out my arse. Have a look how tall he is because I googled how tall Sir Ed was. Sir Edmund Hillary, the man on the five dollar note was two meters tall.

Okay so he was a meter 98. A meter 98. Cumberbatch is a meter eighty five. Hiddleston's a meter eighty seven. Oh so Hiddleston's taller. Yeah I'm a meter eighty seven. God I really thought Benedict was taller than that. Yeah. Oh he's quite short. I just thought I mean he's two meters tall. He's only six foot.

Opportunity to cast a Kiwi. I mean you could cast Guy Williams as Sir Edmund Hilliway like the resemblance is there the height is there I feel like although it's not a comedy this movie but it could be guys chance to brunch imagine they made it into a comedy just imagine Guy Williams trying to climb Everest well yeah that is comedy. Yeah, well then. I'd watch that. And then you imagine, do you mean because of his size or because of who he is?

Just who he is. Oh, right. Imagine the chaos. Him trying to climb Everest. You know, he should do that for a doco. Climb Everest? Oh my God, he should at least go to base camp. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That'd be a great doco. Could be the last doco he ever makes. Prove to everyone that someone with that raging ADHD can do it. Anyway, watch this space. They're only just starting to film it, but um. Where are they filming? You're next. They're filming it in, oh I did say where they're filming it.

They're not, I wonder if they're filming actual parts on Everest. Yeah, are you allowed to? It's a good question. It's pretty sacred. Yeah, I wonder if they're filming actual parts on Everest. Yeah, are you allowed to? It's a good question. It's pretty sacred. Yeah, I don't know. So I'm not sure. Anyway, Tom Hiddleston is your new Sir Ed. There it is, Franklin.

I need a little bit of help. I want a 10 year old to call through right now. Oh yeah? 0800 DIALSATEM. If you're a 10 year old, ask your parents if you can call through. But do it quickly. But do it now, right now. Because we need a 10 year old for this next break.

I was reading about this article where they were talking about how technology is the main focus for kids these days. They're inside, they're on their phone, they're on their iPad, they're on the computer, they're watching TV, and they don't really play outside anymore. There's that huge campaign which is kicking off at the moment trying to ban social media for kids under 16 which I think is such a great idea.

Yeah, so this study essentially looked at how much kids are on technology versus how much they play outside. And they looked at the different generations, like our generation, like millennials. That's all I did. Like I played outside a hell of a lot. We're old enough that there were no phones, so the most you probably had was like maybe a PlayStation if you're lucky. Yeah this study it's from the Evans and Evans tour company and it said that 68 percent of people are reluctant to let their kids play outside without supervision these days. That's sad. Which is sad eh. I get it but it does seem dangerous out there now but it does it is sad yeah but I thought we could roll through this list because they put together this list that they think every

kid should have done before they turned 10 oh okay and we have a 10 year old welcome to the show Maddie hi hi Maddie hello Maddie are you Maddie are you there can you hear us yep okay we got it okay Maddie I'm you there? Can you hear us? Yep. Okay, we got her. Okay, Maddie, I'm just going to run through this list and you tell me if you've done it or not, okay? Okay. All right, perfect. So the first one, have you ever rolled down a big hill? Yep.

Yeah, good. Perfect, that's one. Of course she has. Have you ever climbed a tree? Yeah, tried. Oh, tried? That counts, that counts. Have you ever fallen out of a tree? Yeah.

Oh, that's two points. Number three, have you ever went camping out in the wild? Yep. You have? Well done. Okay, cool. Have you ever tried to track an animal? As in, have you ever tried to follow an animal's footprints and find out where the animals are? Yeah. Have you really? Is that really one of the questions? That's one As in have you ever tried to follow an animal's footprints and find out where the animals are? Yep. Have you really? Is that really one of the questions?

That's one of them, yeah. Because I haven't done that. I've done that. Right. Yeah. I tried tracking a bird at the beach. There you go. Okay, that'll do, yeah.

That counts. Have you tried, have you played any sports outside? Yes. Of course you have. What sport do you play, Maddie? Hockey. Hockey, perfect. Cool, yeah, that'll do.

Hockey. Have you ever jumped into the deep end of a swimming pool with supervision? Yep. Nice. Have you ever went open water swimming, like in the ocean or a lake? Yep.

God, she is crushing this. Yeah. Have you ever... What Kiwi Kid hasn't been swimming at the beach? Have you ever been on a roller coaster? No, you haven't. Our Living Springs, yes I have. Yeah.

That one's a bit harder. Oh, she says she has. She says she has. Well, where was your roller coaster? Our Living Springs. OK. OK, take it off. Have you...

I was going to say that on his heart because New Zealand's only got one roller coaster. But... At Rainbow's Inn. Yeah, yeah. Have you been on a hike? Yeah. Yeah?

Push walk, a hike. Push walk, hike, yep. Have you ever put on some sort of a show for friends and family? Yep. I mean we've all done that as kids, that's a good time. Have you learned some sort of balancing skills such as cycling, skateboarding or ice skating? Roller skating? Roller skating, yep. Yeah, you can ride a bike can't you? Yeah. Yeah amazing. Have you been horse riding? Once. When you were toke. Yep. There we go. And last one, have you ever tried an obstacle course? Yeah. She got them all. We've got nothing to worry about, the kids are fine. The kids are good to go.

Yeah. Thanks Maddie, we appreciate you being our one person research group this afternoon. Thank you. Sweet as. My kids are fine. I'd be gutted if kids hadn't done everything on that list. Apart from the track the animal bit because I was picturing them like stalking like a wild boar through the forest or something like that. Like turkey hunting. Yeah yeah.

Woo! Woo! That ends Brian Clint. Show's brought to you by Neon. You can stream that brand new season of The Last of Us on Neon right now from just $12.99 a month. Time for the tea. This is the tea.

Honestly, if you're not loving Love on the Spectrum, what are you watching? Where have you been? They've done an Aussie one, they've done an American one, and the American just released, I think it was the fourth season? It's great filler TV for me. It's just an easy watch after you watch,

especially if you watch something heavy like The Last of Us, then you lighten it up with Love on the Spectrum. It's just a feel-good, warm show. It's so happy, yeah. I feel like he's doing great things for people with autism and spreading awareness. And one of the characters on the American one, her name's Abby, and you might know her as the girl who loves lions and lionesses. They went

to Africa. They went to Africa. Her and her boyfriend David have been together for a few years now. She is everywhere at the moment She's doing like different podcasts and different TV shows and she popped up on the Kelly Clarkson show this week And she met Kelly Clarkson and it was the cutest thing in the whole world I just hear you. Oh my God, I've listened to you since third grade. I love that you knew Hazel eyes. Yes! You should come to Vegas, what's this?

It's something I made special for you. What do you make? Thank you, this is my favorite color. Thank you. This is so sweet. You're actually the nicest person I've ever met. Might be the two nicest people ever meeting. I was just about to say, I can't tell which one is which.

They're both so nice. I don't know which one is Eby and which one is Kelly. She then went on to sing her famous song that she sang on this season of Love on the Spectrum. I believe it's called Boyfriend Forever. She wrote it for her boyfriend David for their anniversary and she sang it on the Kelly Clarkson show. I mean, can it get cuter? That's so great. You know, it's given me hope that love still exists.

It's so pure. It's so pure. It's so pure And did you know I actually read somewhere that that song boyfriend forever? Yeah, flicks have Submitted to the Emmys to win an Emmy screw that put it in for a Grammy. Yeah, why not? This is wonderful. I don't think that'll make it better as when Kelly Clarkson eventually covers it Yeah, but she doesn't want to take Abby's thunder you know? Not yet, no. We'll still give everyone else's thunder. Yeah but she'll let Abby have hers. Yeah yeah.

We should put this in our line up. Music director Pixie, can we put this in the line up? Can we add Boyfriend Forever? It's on. Yeah! Tomorrow. Yeah! Yeah! Figures have been recorded by the ACC, otherwise known as the Accident Compensation Corporation, and they've revealed what are the most dangerous sports based on which sports had to have the most claims? Yeah, right.

Yeah, which I feel like it's a pretty good indicator. No, I reckon it's pretty bad. Why? Because the more popular a sport it is, the more people will get an injury from it. But wouldn't they like, I think it's per hundred, you know, they figure it out. Okay, sure. Yeah, they average it out. Yeah, exactly. OK, there you're fair enough. Yeah, so.

Because, you know, if there's 10 people playing lacrosse in this country. Yeah, it's not fair results. And eight of them get injured. Then it's pretty high. It's pretty dangerous sport. Pretty high attrition rate. Lacrosse is pretty hardcore.

Is it? I wouldn't be. Yeah. When I played rugby, there was a lacrosse team who trained on the field next to us. Full contact sport. Yeah, but you know, helmets, shoulder pads. Anytime you're practicing next to rugby, in a helmet and shoulder pads.

Well, I mean, you mentioned rugby. That has come out on top as New Zealand's most dangerous sport. Yeah, right. With 34 claims per 100 registered rugby players, costing the country 148 million. Right. In the past 12 months.

So basically you can draw from that. If you play rugby, there's a 34% chance you're going to get injured badly enough that you will need to claim ACC. Based on these results. Based on these results. Based on these results. Yeah, 34 per 100. The next on the list was football.

Soccer football. Which, what do we think that is? It must be soccer. Yeah. It's got to be soccer. Because rugby league is on the list. Yeah, it'll be that. But it's not that.

So it's got to be soccer. Ranked as the second most risky sport, costing the country in ACC $78.6 million in the last 12 months. You see, I find that interesting that soccer is more dangerous than netball, because netball has got to be one of the most hardcore sports out there. You play on concrete. You know? Yeah, but netball's not a full contact sport. No, I know, but you're huffing yourself around on concrete. Not even smooth concrete either. There is literally a rule saying contact, stand aside.

But you've played netball, you can't honestly say that it's non-contact. No, of course it's contact. But I wouldn't say it's like rugby. Nah. Or soccer. Oh, more than soccer. No way. Yeah. I've played both. Nah. I've played them. Nah. Trust me I had a lot more injuries from soccer. I've never seen someone faking an injury in netball put it that way. Netball is third on the list. There we go. And so there was 48 million

dollars claimed in netball injuries last year from people around the country. A lot of ACL injuries are the main ones that they mentioned in this article. Knees and ankles right? Knees and ankles because you're you're twisting and moving on a dime very quickly in that sport and then on fourth on the list was rugby league. Oh yeah. So they said that there was 22.6 per hundred players claiming, whereas rugby, to put it directly, against rugby union, so rugby union was 34 claims per hundred and rugby league was 22.6. You've got to think that rugby league and rugby union are just as dangerous as each other. Maybe the rugby league players are just less likely to go to the doctor. Maybe they're just more likely to walk it off.

Yeah, it could be. I mean, that could be the case. So they're the four most dangerous sports. Yeah, there you go. What's your favourite sport out of the four? To watch or to play? Oh, good question. Because I do love watching, like these days in my 30s, I love watching contact sport. I would not want to play? Oh, good question. Cause I do love watching, like these days,

in my 30s, I love watching contact sport. Would not want to play it. Yeah, fair, okay. Tomorrow you've got to watch one, play one. Oh, well, it's easy. I'd be watching rugby league, that's at the top of my list. And I'd be playing football. Okay, fair.

Yeah. What about you? I'd watch rugby union and I reckon I still got it I'll play rugby league. You play rugby league you've never played rugby league have you ever played? No can you imagine me? Can we organise? No no absolutely not that was a joke that was a joke I don't know what to go to Warriors training I don't want anything to do with it. I reckon Roger Tuva Vasisek. Clint takes one tackle from Tuva Vasisek. Now that I would love to see. ACC just to let you know there'll be one more claim coming through for Rugby League.

Chances 100%. The ZM Podcast Network. Hey we need to say happy birthday to someone. Oh shit, it's not Claudia, is it? Is it Claudia? Wouldn't you know that? You know when my birthday is. Oh no, I figured it out. Yeah, because you gave me a pattern. Oh, you know when.

It's the 15th of June. Yeah. Middle day, middle month. Middle day, middle month. That's the only reason I remember it, because you gave me like a rhyme. And Ella's birthday is? Um, oh. I remember it because you gave me like a three years to remember. And Ella's birthday is? Um oh uh the 12th of November 2014. I don't know. Pretty close. She's younger than I thought. Um no it's neither of their birthdays thank god or you and I would be in big trouble.

It is David Attenborough's birthday. Oh happy birthday David Attenborough. Sinking quickly through the waters, she slid into the mud deep below the surface where she lay for 47 million years. He's such a great voice. He's 99 today. Wow. He's one year off the big 100.

One more year, David. Come on, man. David Attenborough. Yeah. I feel like- People talk about nationalborough. Yeah. I feel like. People talk about national treasures, he's a global treasure. Absolute global treasure.

I was thinking today, cause he is 99 today, and I kinda wanted to give a little bit, little bit of perspective on exactly how old that is and how much that man, David Attenborough, has actually seen. Okay, sure. So let's kick it off with David Attenborough was born before the discovery of antibiotics. Wow he predates

antibiotics. He predates antibiotics. Wow. Because he was born in 1926. Yeah. And they were discovered and came out in 1928. He couldn't have had nachos when he was little because they were invented after he had become an adult. I thought you were going to say because they hadn't discovered Mexico yet. They hadn't invented nachos till 1943. What do you mean they hadn't invented nachos? Did corn chips not exist?

There was no such thing as nachos. According to the internet nachos got invented in 1943. It's weird to think of nachos as being invented but I guess they had to be. They were invented. He didn't go to Woodstock, David Attenborough. You know why? Because he was already in his 40s. During Woodstock? During Woodstock which took place in 1969. Did he go to World War II? Did he fight in World War II? Because he would have been of age, wouldn't he?

I don't believe he did, but I could be wrong. Not only- Oh no, no, no, no, no, he would have been a child. He would have been early teens. Yeah. Yeah. Not only could he recall the first moon landing, but his kids could recall it. Oh, that's wild.

Cause it happened in 1969. He was alive when they discovered Pluto as a planet in 1930. And he was obviously also alive when they delisted Pluto as a planet in 2006. David Attenborough is so old that he literally is older than sliced bread. Oh when did sliced bread get invented? 1928 and he was born in 1926. He's older than Wi-Fi. Yep.

Yep. Mm-hmm. Crazy. Yep. Yep. What else? He's older than the iPhone. What?

He's older than the iPod. What? David Attenborough is older than the Discman. Crazy. And that's old. Genuinely, I listened to a podcast with Paul Henry recently, who said one of his first jobs as a teenager was setting up the projector at the BBC for David Attenborough to come

in and view the footage that he had been out around the world filming for his nature documentaries way back then. Does he have David Attenborough's number? No, I don't think so. Well maybe, but I don't think so. He was literally the kid who came in and set up the projector. That is one of my dream interviews.

Like imagine if you got to interview David Attenborough. Oh, I thought you meant Paul Henry. Oh, Paul Henry too, yeah. Bring him on. Yeah. One gets me one step closer to David. Yeah, you're just using Paul Henry to get to David Attenborough.

I'd be like, do you have David's number? Well, you better be quick. Happy 99th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do. Bri and Clint's What's the Plot? A movie guessing game where today we're playing for $400 cash. To win it, you've got to guess two movies correctly before Bri does. And Libby's going to give it a go. Hi Libby.

Hi Libby. Hi. How do you go normally with this game, Libby's going to give it a go. Hi Libby. Hi Libby. Hi. How do you go normally with this game Libby? Oh yeah pretty good I think. I hear quiet confidence in Libby's voice which makes me feel very uneasy. The higher the money the more nervous Brie becomes Libby so $400 is a good time to call through plus you you'll win $400. How good? Yeah, I reckon. I kind of need it at the moment.

Yeah. Perfect timing. Don't we all? Okay, Libby, I'll give you a quick rundown on the rules so we're all clear. I'll read out movie plot lines. As soon as you think you know what it is, you buzz in with your name, Libby,

and have a guess at the movie. If you get it right, you get a point, and if you get two correct, you win the movie. If you get it right you get a point and if you get two correct you win the game. Easy right? Good luck Libby. Our theme today because Mother's Day is on Sunday don't forget everybody. Mothers is our theme. Mothers. Mothers. Movie number one good luck everybody. A single mother and her teenage daughter couldn't be more different and it's driving them both insane. Libby.

Libby. Freaky Friday. I was going to say Freaky Friday. She's not single though. Yes she is, isn't she? She's engaged in the movie. Is she? That's why it threw me off. Yeah, but She's engaged in the movie. Is she? That's why it threw me off.

Yeah but she's been raising the kid alone, hasn't she? That's why it threw me. Okay. Oh! Controversy. Movie number two. An unemployed single mother is desperate to find a job but is having no luck after a failed lawsuit against... Bray.

Bray. Aaron Brockovich. Yep. Right, okay. She was single for most of the movie. Yeah. Some of the movie. Some of the movie.

I think maybe it means that they have the kid and they might be dating somebody or engaged to somebody. I don't know. Yeah, interesting. I don't know. This is match point, Libby. I'm nervous. I feel like Libby is very onto it.

Are you a mum, Libby? Yeah. God, it'd be a nice Mother's Day present, this $400, wouldn't it? Wouldn't it? All right. She's so focused. Look she's not even like, she's like I'm not gonna answer these dumb questions. You do the plotline Clint. She's in the zone. Movie number three, for the win.

A homeless teen has drifted in and out of the school system for years then a couple take him in the family eventually become his leg... Libby? The blind side. The blind side is correct. Well done Libby. You get $400 Lib. $400 bucks. Thank you so much. She was good from the start. Yeah you deserve. She was very good. You deserve every dollar of that Libby. Oh thank you so much. Oh my god my boys are in the car and they're like what's going on. Don't tell them. Don't tell them they'll just want some. Yeah go spend it on yourself Libby.. Yeah. Okay. You deserve it. You're very welcome mate. Thanks for listening to the Bre and Clint show. All right. Cheers. Sweet as. I knew it wasn't my day. Sucks to lose but you gotta be okay with that.

I'm glad it went to Libby. It was well deserved. I think so too. She knew her stuff. She knew her movies. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't, it was a deserved victory. knew her stuff, she knew her movies. Yeah, it was a deserved victory. Yeah, definitely deserved. I read an article about Jim Carrey today, which was talking about his house in LA and how he's had to slash the price because no one was buying it, a deal fell through. He's in a bit of financial trouble, the old Jim Carrey at the moment. Which seems crazy that the biggest movie star of the 90s could be in... It does seem wild but I feel like he would be a big spender.

Do you reckon? Yeah! It's Jim Carrey. He's very eccentric. I feel like he'd live quite normally. Really? Yeah, I felt like he... You and I have very different ideas of Jim Carrey. I feel like he's like this out there character who's probably quite down to earth in real life or am I thinking of Adam Sandler?

I think you're thinking of Adam Sandler. I kind of think of them living the same lifestyle but clearly I'm not right. Well, who knows what's happened but that's what the article's talking about but it's something that caught my attention is, you know, in articles when they're writing about celebrities and they'll usually mention like a TV show or a movie that that person has been in as they're introducing them into the article. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, so for me, I would have thought, actually, not gonna give the example, but this article Chose what I believe is a very obscure Movie movie to check to reference. Yeah, like in terms of the movies they do. Okay. I know what movie I would think of for Jim Carrey straight away. Yeah, it's Ace Ventura. Yeah, Ace Ventura is the movie Yeah, or Truman Show or Or the Truman Show, or... There's so many. Cable Guy, The Mask. The Mask could be it.

Cable Guy? Yeah. Don't know about the Cable Guy. Cable Guy was a big movie. Anyway, they didn't choose any of those. It was a bad movie, but it was still a big movie. Wasn't it? Not as big as Ace Ventura or Truman Show. No but it was

during his prime. Or The Mask. Okay. Anyway they didn't choose any of those. Okay. They chose to describe Jim Carrey as the Batman forever star. Oh when he was the Riddler? Yes for one Batman movie movie random and it was he even the star no There was there is the star there was the George Clooney one man is the star of Batman Yeah, and then I saw like further down in the article they described him as the in living color alum What is in living color? I'm assuming it's a movie that he was in. In Living Colour. Yeah. Oh yeah, he's the poster boy for it. It was a TV show. That one makes more sense. It's a sketch show. But you might as well have said Saturday Night

Live. Yeah, but did you know he was on that? No. I didn't. No. Anyway, it made me think about the game that we used to play on this show. Who I didn't. No. Anyway, it made me think about the game that we used to play on this show. Who do you think they are? Yeah, that's exactly what this is. Should we have a little quick round? Yeah, sure. We've got to do the intro though.

Yeah, we've got to do the intro. Claudia. Oh, my dog is alone. Oh, we went wrong. What? Whoa. Throw him in it like that. It's been a long time.

No, I say you've got to join us. And then film producer Pixie. Oh, that's even harder. She's never done it before. It's been a long time. No, I say you gotta join us. And then film producer Pixie. Well, that's even harder. She's never done it before. She's been thrown into the mix. You reckon you've got it? I'll give it a go. Okay, all right.

No one screw up this time, okay? Okay, here we go. I said, who do we think they are? Do you think they are? I said, who do we think they are? Zeta who? Do we think they are? Pretty good. Not bad guys, I'm happy with that.

Easy game, who wants to offer someone up first? I'll go. Alright. Good cause I was going to say you. Reese with a spoon. Oh easy. 3, 2, 1. Legally Blonde. This is the first thing that came to my mind. What did you say? Wild.

Is that what it's called? Are you kidding me? It was literally the first one that popped into my head. I've never even heard of that. She does the big walk. Legally Blonde is Reese Witherspoon. Okay who wants to go next? Wild from 2014. I don't know where that came from.

That was a wild answer from you. I'll go next because I believe this one should be easy. Okay, here we go. This should be low-hanging fruit. Leonardo DiCaprio. Three, two, one. The Titanic. Or Inception. Did we all get it?

I thought Kordia was gonna try and be alternative and say basketball diaries. I was about to say Inception and then I was like no no. What's eating Gilbert grape? Okay good. Okay I've got one but I feel like this is going to be different answers for everyone. Okay. Spanner in the works. Lindsay Lohan.

Three, two, one. Freaky Friday. Teenage drama queen. I feel like Claudia went rogue again. Clinton and I got the same. I said parent trap. Yeah, I'm happy with your guys one. You said Freaky Friday. I'm pretty happy with mine. Claudia, what did you say? I almost said Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. I don't even know what that is again. I watched it like two weeks ago. I learned this term the other day. Is Claudia a pick me girl? No! She is 100%

Oh my god guys stop. I hate you kids. She's not like other girls. Stop. She's the ground zero pick me girl. Pixie, do you wanna give it a go? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got one. Right.

Here we go. Channing Tatum. Oh, okay, yeah. Three, two, one. Magic Mike XXL. Oh. Are you on Magic Mike? Yeah, Magic Mike. Do we get three Magic Mikes and a step up?

Who said step up? Me. Are you the pick me girl? No, that's where we know Channing Tatum from. I mean, have you seen the Magic Mike films? No. Because once you've seen the Magic Mike films, you don't remember any of these other stuff.

There's a four Magic Mike and After Magic Mike. Exactly. I said, I whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Do we think they are? That was fun. Can you guys believe that's a live intro? I wouldn't believe it. No, I know it. Do we think they are? Play Zed Eames Bree and Clint. There's a kid in the news today who got hold of their mum's phone and ordered 70,000 lollipops to be delivered to their house.

How good. He grabbed the phone, he was on the Amazon app, and he spent $4,200 on Dum Dums. Have a listen. When I opened my bank account and it was in the red, of course, I just panicked. I noticed that there was a $4,200 charge to Amazon. So immediately I went over to our Amazon app to see what had happened,

and that's when I saw that Liam had ordered the 30 cases of Dum Dum. He said, I meant to add them to the cart. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Liam ordered 30 cases of Dum Dums. Kind of fitting, eh? Liam's Dum Dums. How old? Does it say how old Liam is? Good point. He looks young. He looks under the age of 10.

Okay. But also old enough to know better. Like... Like 70,000? 70,000, yeah. 70,000 lollipops. Yeah. That's too many lollipops for your lifetime. Yeah, it is.

Like you're never gonna get through that many lollipops. You're not gonna live for 70,000 days. No. So... How many days do you live for? It's a good question. How many days does the average... How many days do people generally live for?

25,000. 25,000 days. 25,000 days. So he's got enough dum-dums for three lifetimes. Wow. Yeah. Too many. Too many. Way too many.

Classic though. This has happened quite a lot. It's 2,300 Dum Dums per box, by the way. They're big boxes. All of the Dum Dums got delivered and in the video the family haven't returned them. What are they doing? They're getting good news coverage out of it. I think they're just riding the wave.

I think they're just going for it. I think they're just going for it. Well, they're gonna release their own limited edition dum-dum. Yeah, used. Yeah, yeah. Personally licked by Liam. Exactly. What was some of the other things that kids have ordered?

We talked earlier this year about someone's kid who spent a couple of grand in the Apple store on Roblox. That's right. And the mum's actually doing quite well getting the money back. Yeah, they actually can't. She has to fight Apple at every turn, but it's coming back in drips and drabs. Yeah, Apple is eventually giving her the money back. What about that woman in Australia?

It wasn't even a kid. She did it to herself and she accidentally ordered Six boxes of chicken breast. That's right I said of six chicken three six chicken breasts and all these Styrofoam boxes turned up at her house. She's like, what is this? What do you do? They don't think they can take it back. I don't think they can know so put it in the freezer sick six boxes take it back. I don't think they can, no. So put it in the freezer? Six boxes. Yeah, and I start bodybuilding. It might have even been 60 boxes. It was a lot. Yeah, no, I can't

handle 60 boxes. But again, these websites need to get smarter. There's no way some lady in the suburbs wants 60 boxes of chicken breast. Yeah like there should be some sort of thing that like gives you a warning when you're doing that. Yeah yeah. You know? Yeah. Like if I were to put through the order. Say the internet didn't exist and you had to go through the checkout to buy 60 boxes of chicken breast. They'd never sell it to you. They go what are you doing? What are you doing? Like this could feed a small village. So it's the same with this. There's no way that this boy wants 70,000 lollipops. No. There's just no way. The boy probably did. Oh no, he did want them. Yeah, fair enough actually.

The mum definitely didn't. He did. We want to know. It doesn't have to be a bad purchase. It can just be something unfortunate that your kid did when they got your phone. So they might have gone through and made a purchase. They might have they got your phone. So they might have gone through and made a purchase, they might have text your ex, they might have sent photos of somebody to someone when they get hold of your phone because a lot of kids know their way around these phones now too. Yeah and they can actually make purchases like this kid. Yeah. You know because I can barely make a purchase the amount of details they ask you for.

But imagine Liam, who's however old, he's like, okay. Did he not have to put his thumbprint in or something? Then I'll put the month and the year from the credit card and the CVV. Mum, what's your CVC? Yeah, is that what it is? I don't know. Oh, $100.00 at Em, or text 9696, the thing that your kid did when they got hold of your phone. Is a kid in the news today because he got on his mum's phone,

went on her Amazon account and ordered 70,000 lollipops to be delivered to their house. $4,200 worth of lollipops. It's even more fun because the lollipops were called dum-dums. Dum-dums. The dum-dum ordered 70,000 dum-dums delivered to us. Or is he a dum-dum or is he a genius? He might be a genius. So we've asked you what did the kid do when they got hold of your phone? Someone's texted to us and they said my son used to set alarms to go off in the middle of the night just

for shits and giggles. I had to check my set alarms before bed. What a little a-hole. Also set funny keyboard autoc-corrects. Oh, that one's fun. That is fun. The alarm one I don't like. The alarms one, I would be fucking furious. I would be raging. This one is amazing.

It says my seven-year-old bought a bunch of aircraft parts off Trade Me to total 35K, enough to build a plane. Wow. Had a lot of old guys emailing me to total 35k, enough to build a plane. Wow. I had a lot of old guys emailing me to say how pleased they were to sell to another plane enthusiast. While that is frustrating, your kid clearly has a knack. Yeah. Did he buy all the right parts to make a complete plane? I know an aircraft engineer as an adult. He's doing very well for himself. It's a very good job to get into. Could be in that kid's future for sure.

Chelsea's here. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, guys. Long time, listening to First Time Caller. Come on through. Good to have you, Chels. What did the kid do when they got hold of the phone? Kind of a kid, but it's drunk adults we're talking about. Oh, same thing. Yeah, same thing. So my friend, they were both drunk and one of my friends grabbed his friend's phone and

put an auto bid on a Trade Me listing for a car but didn't put like a maximum bid number and then forgot about it because they were drunk obviously. The next day the friend was like why did I just get an email to let me know that I won a car for 40 grand. 40 grand? Yeah luckily the person that did it they actually wanted that car and they had the money to pay for it but the other friends didn't and they weren't happy about it so luckily So the person who did the prank ended up buying the car?

Ended up buying it yeah. Oh that's a good result. Expensive prank though, cost him 40k. 40k I know. Good nice new car out of it though. Thanks Chelsea that's very good. Ellie's here. Hi Ellie. Hi Ellie. Kia ora team.

We're good. It's not a phone but what's your kid doing with technology? So my daughter had been spending quite a bit of time with her grandparents several years ago. She lives with them now. She's in her 20s. But she was both avid readers like we are and had got into audiobooks and had managed to take up $300 worth of audiobooks thinking that she was just hiring them. How much did you say? $300. Holy smokes!

It's a tough one because there's worse things she could be blowing your money on. It's a good thing to be buying. Well in the same month my son was on Minecraft and brought $150 worth on his grandmother's credit card by accident as well because she just had it on the thing and he just kept clicking okay on the app. See I'm madder at the $150 Minecraft kid than I am at the $300 Bookworm kid. He didn't actually know that when he clicked on it and bought something it actually bought it. They all say they didn't actually know that when he clicked on it and bought something and actually bought it. They all, Allie, they all say they didn't know.

Yeah. Oh no, he wouldn't even lie to me. No, he's an angel Allie, I'm sure. He's an angel. Yeah, little angel. Very good, thank you Allie. Um, this text is so funny. Let me just find it for a second.

It says, I was a tad late on my period and I was panicking because we had two kids, oh, because two kids was not in our plan. I had recently called daycare to say my son would be a bit late that day. Little did I know that he had hit redial just as I came out of the toilet and proudly announced to my husband, Houston, we have a period. Oh my god. So he's redialed the daycare. Sorry, the daycare here, sorry what? Oh jeez, that's so funny. Congratulations on your period though. Rebecca's here. Hi Rebecca. Hi guys, how are you? Good, thank you mate. What was the thing that your kid did when they got a hold of your phone? So, it was about seven years ago, I was changing jobs and I was applying for, you know, as

you do, all these jobs and my precious little nine-year-old at the time was always playing games on my phone and she decided she was going to change her name on a game, which was all good, but actually she changed the name on my email. So when my emails were delivered to someone instead of my name Rebecca, you know, so and so, it came up chocolate poo face. I missed out on a few jobs I'd say before we realized what was going on.

So yeah. Why do I keep missing out on all these jobs? I'm perfect for it. I don't qualify, you know, ridiculous. But anyway. That's hilarious. Chocolate Poo Face. ChocolatePooFace at gmail.com.

Wow, Chocolate Poo Face has... I might change my name out. Chocolate Poo Face has glowing recommendations. Oh, that's too funny. Very good. Thanks guys. Thanks Chocolate Poo Face. That's so good. See you Chocolate Poo Face. Very good. Thanks guys. Thanks chocolate poo face. That's so good.

See you chocolate poo face. Good to talk to you. See you, bye. My niece sent me her sister's birth video from their mum's phone. What? I cannot unsee that. So wait, so that would be... So the kid had got hold of mum's phone and sent the birth video...

To mum's sister. Yeah, to the auntie or or or mum's brother oh it's even worse hmm both are bad my kid I've done that one my friend's kid booked an uber from Rotorua to Tauranga for $250 it was when we got a knock on the door to see the uber driver that we realized what had happened. Wow the uber driver was probably like... You can get an uber from you can get an uber into city? I think so. Really? Like if you get someone who's willing to do it. Yeah. Maybe. We've got work uber on our phone where should we go? Should we go to Hamilton? Should we go to Hamilton for dinner? Should we? Well don't ask don't get right? I'm pretty sure taxi drivers do it too. Do they? Yeah. Oh imagine

seeing that meter tick up all the way down the southern motorway. Someone did it as a few years ago. Who was that that rode a taxi from the top of New Zealand to the bottom of New Zealand. Really? Yeah. Wow. Who was that? Was it the richest man in New Zealand? I feel like it could have been a Jono and Ben thing on their show. Oh, that sounds about right, yeah. I think they did do it for their show.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We're going to do a birthday banger next. There it is, Brinclent. Your birthday banger is the number one song on the day you were 16 and we're gonna figure some out. Hi Kelly. Hi.

Hi Kelly. What's your birthday mate? 19th of January 1993. Alright that means you were 16 in 2009. We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Just saying we're gonna be okay. Got to do do.

Just saying. Huge. Huge. Huge. Huge. Huge. Huge. Huge. Huge. 2009 we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Just dance, it's gonna be okay. Got to do this. Just dance. Huge, huge birthday banger. You're a Gaga fan, Kelly?

Yeah, I've been to see her a couple of times. Ooh, lucky. We're giving away a trip to Sydney to see Gaga live. I think we're giving it away tomorrow. Yeah, literally, there's still time to enter though. iHeartRadio app, the ZM page. Send us a voice memo of you going, doing mayhem if you want to be in that job. Hope is going to do birthday banger. Hi Hope.

Hi Hope. Hi. What have you been doing today, Hope? I've been working all day. Working all day, did you say? Yes. Well, I'm did you say? Yes. Well, I'm glad you're finally here with us. Let's do your birthday banger.

What is your date of birth? 30th of August, 1919. Alright, that means you were 16, hope, in 2006. And on that day, this was at the top. What do you reckon Hope? Yeah pretty good. Pretty good stuff. Fergie had quite a bit of success on her own didn't she? It's her debut solo song, solo single.

Was that the one? As soon as it's the first one from Leaving the Black Ops. We're not leaving the Black Ops, but Going Out on Our Own. Yeah, did she back it up with Fergalicious? Quite possibly. Or... Big Girls Don't Cry. Big Girls Don't Cry was later.

Was it? I feel... I could be wrong, but I feel, yeah, yeah. Wait there, hope we're gonna do Danielle's birthday banger. Two absolute 2000s girl pop anthems so far. They sure are. What are we gonna get for you Danielle? How you doing? Hi Danny. Not bad yourself. Yeah not bad mate. What have you been doing today? I just had a sick kid at home. Oh that's not good. Does that mean you get the day at home with them? Yeah, yeah I

have. I was gonna say day off. Definitely not a day off when you got a sick kid I'm sure. No, not really but... I don't want to jump to conclusions here but Danielle you sound like you might be getting sick too. Just a little bit. Oh no, what is it? Uh... Gastro. Oh gastro, yeah yeah yeah.

Do the tequila shot thing. Have you heard the tequila shot trick? No, but I might have to do it. You have a shot of tequila, the minute that you start to feel that you're getting the bug, do a shot of tequila. It's an old wives tale, but the theory is it kills the bugs in your stomach. You poor bugger Danielle, I'll be thinking of you tonight when you've got spitty bum. Alright, what is your date of birth? 4th of October 1994.

Okay, that means you were 16 in 2010. And on that day, this was number one. That's the triple. Huge from Rihanna. What do you reckon, Danielle? You into it? Yeah, it's a fave in our house. Absolutely. Yeah, can't go wrong. That'll sound extra good after that shot of tequila too, Danielle.

Yeah, it will. Yeah, wait there. Oh, man. All from the 2000s, I mean, 2010, very early 2000s. Just in there. Huge songs. I like them in there, just in there. Huge songs, I like them all. I like them all.

They're all good. Oh. The one that stands out to me is Fergie. That's the one that I literally was not going to pick. Oh, okay. Only because it's just that, like a bit of slow. Is that, or can I not remember? Oh snap! Oh snap! Oh snap! Oh snap!

It's not slow. Oh snap! Oh snap! Oh snap! Oh snap! Are you ready for this? Oh snap! Oh snap! Oh snap! Ba ba ba ba, I don't want to influence you too much. You just vote for what you want, we'll deal with it. Go on. Go on, give it to hope. I don't feel like you want to now. Hasn't stopped you before. No and it won't either. Hope you're the winner of birthday banger,

well done. Go off Queen. Are you ready for this? From the year 2006, the winner of birthday banger is Fergie and London Bridge on ZM. The winner of birthday banger today is Fergie and London Bridge. No regrets for me and Hope, our birthday banger today is Fergie in London Bridge. No regrets for me and Hope our birthday banger winner. Big regrets for Bre and Claudia. Yeah, no I like that song from Fergie. That's a great song from Fergie, but Just Dance is a vibe. Just Dance is a vibe. Yeah, absolutely. That Fergie song will be 20 years old next year 20 years what's Fergie doing now?

I don't know I don't know. This was a banger, aye. Hopefully living her best life. What do you like more, this or London Bridge? This. This. This. This is more iconic. Miss you us and if you were suspicious It's fictitious. I blow kisses That's what them boys. I'm rock rock Just watch what I got

We're still on here? I think so. Did we just one ya? Yeah. Um, next on the show. We are trying to figure out if we can find the world's first millennial. The original millennial. What we figure out January 1st, 1981, is the day they would have been born on. As close to midnight as we can get with we figure there's a high chance the first one was born here in New Zealand because of how early we enter the new year compared to the rest of the world. We've spoken to one man who was born

at 10 past 12 so 10 minutes into 1981. But he said he doesn't remember because he was literally a baby. Yeah. But he knows for a fact that the people from the newspaper were there ready to take a photo of him and his mum as like the first baby of the year and get into the paper and apparently they got word that a baby had been born like before him so they left. But we haven't talked to that baby I mean person. That'd be a grown 44 year old now. Yeah we haven't talked to that baby man slash lady we don't know that either. We haven't talked to that man child.

I let the first baby born in 1981 like you're 44 Greg get it together get out of the nappies Greg we are doing our due diligence okay we're happy to crown this man that we've spoken to yep the original millennial give him the trophy but we would look silly we would look stupid if we gave him the crown and then another one came through. Mm hmm. So Claudia has been beavering away in the archives of the Auckland City Library today. I was just about to call myself a busy beaver. You were a busy beaver. Crazy. You've been in the microfiche. I have, which I've never experienced before. I had a great time. Yeah. Microfiche. Is that your first time microfishing? Yeah, it is. It was crazy. Oh, you need a microfishing rod?

Just you beavering away in the microfiche. That's where they have they reduce rather than saving every news we ever made, they reduce them down to a little glass slide thing. They like print it on a film reel. Nah, it was a film reel, and you have to like install it into this machine, and then that runs through a piece of glass. And you scroll through it. How have they not digitised it all by now?

I think they're working on it, possibly, but. I've only seen it in the movies. Or like that creepy show, You, with Penn Badgley. Mm. I haven't seen that. What's he doing in the microfiche? You know what he's like. I think it was in season three and he's doing research and he's finding stuff in the papers. Who knows? He's a book guy. Like Claudia. Um what did you find? Um I found the price of margarine in 1981. Oh yeah. How much was was it 83 cents? Sure. Yeah bad deal. I found lots of adverts

And I found lots of births. Yes. Okay, I dug through the NZ Herald I dug through the women's weekly. I only got a fire publish your birth in the women's weekly Well, I just check now. I thought I would be choosing even all black and had a baby Yeah, just in case someone yeah, posted like, maybe it was an article like fifth baby of the year. Don't lie Claudia. We know what you were doing. I was shopping.

You were looking for the sealed section. And the woman's weekly. Yeah, 1981, there would have been some raunchy stuff in there. Trying to find the Cosmo Mag on the microfiche. Any goss, any leads? Well, I found a couple of names of babies that were born on the first. The most interesting thing I found, and I mean, I think this is probably a lead.

So it was posted in the Auckland Star, second of Jan. So I had to dig through multiple days. I went to the birth section. There's one listed, the last name is Barnes, and the little description that goes with it, you ready for this? First baby of the year, a boy. But I got really excited and then I was thinking do they mean first baby that published in the magazine or first baby?

Nah, I take that as first baby of the year. Yeah. Interesting. So the last name Barnes. Do you have the name of the baby? No, I don't have the baby's name, but I have you have the name of the baby? No, I don't have the baby's name, but I have the parent's name and it's posted on the Auckland Star which makes me think they're from Auckland. Yeah, that's

some good detective work there. Yeah, you're on to it. And I have researched the parents and nothing's come up yet. The parents names are there? Yes. They'll be in their 60s. Yeah, at least right? Yeah, they'd be be in their 60s? Yeah. At least, right? Yeah, they'd be 60 something. At least. Yeah. At least. If not 70. But yeah, that's a lead. But the only thing is, it's the first baby alphabetically also in this list. So I'm like, the chances of them being the first baby of the year, but also the first in the list. I don't know, I'm putting some like, you know like you know taking it with a great... So what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? I don't know I think I need to research more magazines

because I've only managed to look through Auckland once. Do you know is anyone listening because if it's a boy they probably won't have changed their last name is there anyone listening who knows a 44 year old man with the last name Barnes? Do you know a 44 year old with the last name Barnes. Do you know a 44 year old with the last name Barnes in New Zealand? If you do could you text us that'll be a lead for us. This is a new version of name in a haystack. I've got an idea what if we put it on milk cartons? Oh that's a great idea. That's what they used to do back in the day. Oh yeah. What do we put? Just you?

Yeah. Have you, do you know someone? Were you a baby in 1981? Call us. Goo goo ga ga. They'll know what it means. The quest continues. The ZM Podcast Network.

Last week we put this question to you that we found on TikTok. So a thousand grapes., one will kill you. Mm-hmm, but every one you eat you'll get a hundred thousand dollars How many grapes are you gonna try and eat? We both knew how many grapes we would eat quite clearly and quite differently as well Yeah, we locked it in didn't we I said ten grapes. I'm happy with a million dollars and I thought that was a little bit Low for me and I went 100. Hundred grapes. Locked it in. $10 million.

A hundred grapes? I'm happy with those odds out of a thousand grapes. The odds of me picking a hundred and not getting the poisonous one I think pretty good. Today we tried it out. Claudia set up the experiment IRL for us, didn't you, Claude? Yep. I drew on an M&M for you. Yeah, we couldn't afford grapes because grapes are too expensive.

They're 9.50 for a box and you probably get about 20 of them. It's the same concept though. Same concept, yeah, yeah. More colourful, nice to look at. Yeah, except you weren't willing to eat 100 M&Ms. You would have eaten 100 grapes. I would have been sick.

On grapes? Both. You'd shit yourself. Oh, can you imagine, I ate 100 grapes. You might make wine in your stomach. I get drunk. Yeah, yeah. I can reveal that I ate my ten grapes slash M&Ms. And I survived.

And I was quite happy with my million dollars to be honest. Ten and done. Were you? Nah, I wanted one more. Yeah. You had a hundred grapes. I had a hundred grapes. I had a hundred grapes.

And I started off well and I felt really confident. And I was like, you know, this is a piece of cake. And I was picking them up and wasn't the poisonous one. You're picking them up four at a time. Yeah, I was picking up handfuls. I was like, let's get this over with. I'm out of here. And it got down to the last like 10 grapes.

And that's when I started to get quite nervous. I was like, you don't want to falter here. And you're like being cautious about which one you pick when in actual fact you have no idea. It's literally luck. It's so random. It's all random. But even then when you were down to your last 10 there were 910 M&Ms still on the table

and only one of them was poisonous. The odds are good. Bree survived as well. And I got 10 million dollars! We spoke to Brad Olson who's the economist that Fletchwood and Haley have on quite often. He works with numbers, he works with percentages. He's a numbers guy. Totally. He said he would have 500 grapes. He goes I'd have half. He also did say though, he said you know I feel like my decision is based on a few things. I'm not married, I don't have kids, yeah a few things like that but then he also said I'm gonna put it into chat GPT and ask chat GPT what I

should do. And essentially you should have seen chat GPT and ask chat GPT what I should do. Mm-hmm. And essentially you should have seen chat GPT came up with this huge like equation and all these Mathematical answers and right at the end it was like my final answer You should eat 500 grapes. But it does after it said that I was like that's too bold But then it kind of makes sense that every grape up to 500, your odds are better than 50-50.

Yeah. So if those are the odds you're going for, if you want it to still be weighted in your favour, you can go up to 500. Yeah. But... Should we get? But if someone said to you, you've got a 60, 40 chance at living, like... Yeah, that makes a difference.

It's so much different to one in a thousand. It really changes it too. Yeah, I agree. Anyway, try it with your friends. Do it as like a game you play one Friday night when all your friends are over. Get one great, fill it with like asbestos. No, don't actually play it! Or like cyanide or something.

No, the fake version. Ah, man. Just kidding, obviously.