ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 8th November 2021

Episode Date: November 8, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the Brian Clinton Podcast. We're on the show today. We launch a live event which you can participate in globally if the time zones work for you. Yeah, everyone is welcome. Everyone is invited. Details are coming soon. What time are we going to do it? Do we have to wait until 7? We do, eh? 6.30?
Starting point is 00:00:30 We can't really. We could. We'll figure out the time. We could just, you know. It's on a Friday night. We're going to live stream cooking. Cooking? Making.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Making. Making. There's not much cooking. Breeze. Nunas Tiramisu Is it baking? No
Starting point is 00:00:48 You said there's no oven involved There's no oven You don't need an oven It's just mushing isn't it? All you need is a bowl And like a beater And a good attitude Yeah
Starting point is 00:00:58 No heat No heat Refrigeration Do you need a fridge? You need to Yeah you need to refrigerate it Yeah Once you've made it.
Starting point is 00:01:05 And we will be drinking Prosecco if you'd like to keep it authentic and drink with us while we do it. Really? We should be drinking espresso martinis, shouldn't we? Oh, God, I'd be buzzed by the end of it. We should offer some spots to the podcast group. That's a good idea. Producers, what do you think?
Starting point is 00:01:22 Is that doable, Anastasia? Definitely. We can offer probably three up for any international. I'll put a post up on Tuesday or Wednesday. To actually join the Zoom. But you've got to do it live. Yeah, you've got to be live. To cook with us, yeah. I'll put a gauge out there and start messaging.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Well, to be honest, anyone, because we will release the ingredients beforehand to anyone who actually wants to cook along with the live stream. But if you want to actually be a part of the Zoom, we're picking like about 10 or so people. I think we're doing all the admin live. I think you have to make a Facebook event, Anastasia.
Starting point is 00:01:54 I think we have to do it. I think that's the only way we're going to spread the message correctly. But will the live stream still be on the Brian Clint page? Yes. Right. Here's why I wasn't sure about the event page thing. I think you've got to do it so there's a central place for the details to love.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Because then we can issue updates on there too. But just so we're clear, for anyone who's like, oh, yeah, I'd like that tiramisu recipe. That's a family heirloom of Bree's. If you're not in the live stream. You're not getting that. You don't get it. And Bree's words before, she said,
Starting point is 00:02:23 if you're not in the live stream, you can get fucked. I did say that. That was my exact words on the radio. It was rough. Sometimes you've just got to be straightforward and you've got to swear. People know you're fucking serious.
Starting point is 00:02:39 The people that will be joining the Zoom, more admin, but that's okay. Joining the Zoom will get the recipe. Or you're just going to go. It's a trust system, right? Do you know what I mean? to be joining the Zoom. More Edmund, but that's okay. Joining the Zoom. We'll get the recipe. This is good, Edmund. Or you're just going to go. Yeah, as a trust system, right? Do you know what I mean? No, they won't get the recipe.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Because the recipe is actually about the making of it as well as the ingredients. So they get the ingredients. So the method, no one's going to get. Right. You will have to be in the live stream to write down the method. That's what I mean. If you're in the live stream, you potentially could write it down
Starting point is 00:03:05 and if you're a real shitbag, you could leak it. But you won't because we trust you. You won't. But I 100% – Because you'll be a family member after this. Yeah, but I 100% encourage people if you are on the live stream watching it and putting in the hard yards, then you should write it down so you can have it.
Starting point is 00:03:21 That's the whole point. Yeah. But if you do leak it, because you're in the family once you- I will come for you and your family. Once you make it, you're in the family. And if you leak it, you're out of the family, like Peter the Cheater. Exactly. That we talked about that time.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Yep. You know, my nono was actually in the mafia. He was not. The Godfather. He was not. He would not like you saying that, actually. It was written about my nono. You think your dad was upset?
Starting point is 00:03:45 Imagine that. People know I'm joking. Brianna, what's this you're saying that my dad's in the mafia? There's this one picture of my nonna where my dad used to, like, just to fuck with us kids. And he's in, like, this long black trench coat with this, like, big, like, hat. My dad was like, yeah, that's when your nono was in the mafia. It's just cold.
Starting point is 00:04:08 To mess with us, to scare us, to be like, your nono was in the mafia. Where is Treviso, by the way? It's close to Venice. Is it near? Kind of near Venice. Near? Way up north of Italy.
Starting point is 00:04:27 The top north end. Oh, it's north. North, yeah. Oh, it's north. It's not near. Where's pizza come from? Napoli. Napoli.
Starting point is 00:04:35 It's not near there. No. Right. Different place. I can't believe. You know, that's something I never knew, though. And the whole reason we're releasing this tiramisu recipe is because last week, the father of tiramisu.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Even though his wife invented it. Even though his wife invented it, but he calls himself the father of tiramisu, passed away at the age of 93. And he's from Travizo, which is where my dad is from. Seven-hour, 12-minute car ride. Oh, that's helpful. From Travizo to Napoli. Yeah, quite far. Or Naples, if you're aizo to Napoli. Yeah, quite far.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Or Naples, if you're a tourist. Napoli. Napoli, amazing pizza, I've heard. Have you been? And, yes, I have. Yeah, so good. Lots of mafia. Really?
Starting point is 00:05:17 Yeah. We did not stick around. We got in a car and were driven out to the coast. Did you go to Tuscany? Put in a bag and dumped To the coast Did you go to Tuscany Put in a bag and dumped Yes we did go to Tuscany Yep Tuscany apparently
Starting point is 00:05:29 But we went in winter Which is a shame The Amalfi Coast Yes we went to the Amalfi Coast We went to You went to all the good spots Positano Yeah
Starting point is 00:05:36 Where was the best Okay here's my question Where was the best food you had What area Not Milan It was in Tuscany. Had the best food. And I believe
Starting point is 00:05:48 and I'm really shit with geography even when I've been to these places. But this is, what's the name of the place? This is boring for everybody. But Tuscany. Tuscany's epic. It's where the sunshine is. It's where the, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:04 It's where all the good shit is. The whole, yeah, it's just, the whole place. All the good shit. The whole place. I can't wait for the world to reopen because, I mean, I don't know how I'm going to go there with two children. But got to go back. One day you'll take them. One day, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:15 But you don't want to waste it on kids. You want to go when they're old enough to enjoy it. Absolutely. Anastasia, how old were you? Because you would have been taken to Europe a bit as a kid. What's the, how young were you the first time you went? Must be nice, can I say. Must be nice.
Starting point is 00:06:30 I probably went when I was like maybe one or two. Yeah, wasted trip. Oh, fuck off. Why? Well, because Dad had to go home. Yeah, but they can come to him. No, it was also the fact that it's like free or cheap or whatever, like for kids.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Oh, to fly kids. Because under, you know, it's also the fact that it's free or cheap or whatever, like for kids. Oh, to fly kids. Because under, you know, it's free. Yeah. What age are you the first trip that you remember? Oh, the first trip I remember, this was unreal. I was, what's year three? Year three is like eight. Eight, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:00 And we went over there and then my grandparents Took a bus of the whole family To Paris Disneyland Jesus Christ We went to fucking Rockhampton Unreal In Queensland It was so cool For a family holiday
Starting point is 00:07:15 I think she's right I think eight is the age Eight's a good age Like before you Eight I can't remember shit from when I was eight Can't you? Not really
Starting point is 00:07:23 You don't remember going to Rockhampton? Nah to be honest, we holidayed at Burley Heads every year. Rockhampton, for somebody who's never been there, sounds good. It does sound cool. Rockhampton is like Satan's arsehole. That's how hot it is.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Rock the Hamptons. I'm not saying Rockhampton's a hot place. Let's be real, there's not much there. But it is so hot. Yeah, right. It is crazy. When you say devil's arsehole. It's devil's arsehole. Literally.
Starting point is 00:07:49 And people from Rockhampton will go, yep, it is that hot here. Yeah, right. Okay, so we've figured it out. Don't take your kids to the devil's arsehole. Take them to Burley Heads. Burley Heads is lush. I want to do them fricking early. I don't want to take them to Burley Heads.
Starting point is 00:08:03 You should do the thing. Yeah, but why not? Was it Nadia Lim who took her kids? Okay, what's the food them to Burley Heads. You should do the thing. Yeah, but why not? Was it Nadia Lim who took it? Okay, what's the food like in Burley Heads? Pretty good, actually. It's quite on trend at Burley Heads at the moment. Go to the hill, you can get pizzas. Chicken parmigiana, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:16 You can walk up to the Burley Heads hill. Why get pizza in Florence when you could get it in Burley Heads? It's so much closer. Florence don't even do it but a chicken pizza. These are all pipe dreams. The world's going to stay closed for a heads. It's so much closer. Florence, don't even do it, but a chicken pizza. These are all pipe dreams. The world's going to stay closed for a decade. Everything's fucked, but you can join our Zoom
Starting point is 00:08:30 from no matter where you are in the world this Friday. Tear up my Zoom. Okay, Anastasia, sign us off. You're listening to the Brian Clint Podcast. I'm Anastasia Lufin. And I'm Clint Roberts. Brush over it, brush over it, brush over it, brush over it.
Starting point is 00:08:47 And I'm Ben McDowell. Wait, one more thing. I hate this. She's trying to ruin it. She's trying to fucking... Just... Three, two, one. Lord! Oh, damn it! That was not a win, that one. Lord!
Starting point is 00:09:06 It's not going to make any sense until you hear the podcast. Yeah, but they'll laugh once they get it. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Starting point is 00:09:27 G'day everybody and welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Happy Monday everyone. G'day. How hot was it yesterday? I know right. Oh my lord. I was surprised to hear you say that.
Starting point is 00:09:39 I was expecting to come in and I was going to say how hot it was because it was bloody 23 degrees. Then I was expecting to get old Queensland mate over here going, mate, that's not hot. I think I'm climatised. Where I grew up, it was 63 degrees in winter. In fairness, in Brisbane, it actually gets, you know, up to temperatures of the sun. So, you know. You're finally understanding what I've been saying to you all along.
Starting point is 00:10:04 It's about what you're used to, okay? I am acclimatised now. And I'm not used to 23 degrees. But it wasn't just that it was, I love a bit of weather chat, it wasn't just that it was 23 degrees. It's the humidity. It's the humidity that gets you. The humidity was up out, like, I reckon it was like 100% humidity.
Starting point is 00:10:22 You would have bushed up like Monica Galleray. Oh, mate, I had a soola. I had hair coming out the wazoo. I put a hat on and it literally barely covered anything because my hair was so frizzy. Who's the mum on Kath and Kim? Kath or Kim? Kath.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Kath. You would look like Kim. I literally look like Kath day, knee night. All right, today on the show, I'm going to let you in on a secret because there's a lot going on and a lot to give away. Of course, the secret sound is happening at four. There's a clue at five, which is coming up as well. That's exciting.
Starting point is 00:10:52 But before four o'clock today, we will play the Pepsi No Sugars Given track of the day and we will play another activator for the 660 Stadium Tour Ticket Blitz. Don't go anywhere in the next hour then. We're giving everything away. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You'll hear the activators for all of those things and the secret sound as well.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Plus, we're going to start the show off with $50 cash in Tradiverse Lady. We really do have it all. We do. And we're giving it all away. People say, you know, you can't have it all. But it goes, Art Green, he's got it all. Our show. Yeah, but he's not giving any of it away.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Well. I've asked ask Matilda that gave stuff away to her if you want to win Tradiverse Lady call us right now on 0800 dial ZM the 50 bucks
Starting point is 00:11:34 is thanks to our mates at KFC and we'll play after Doja Cat oh the lines are already full here they come Bree and Clint
Starting point is 00:11:41 this is Need To Know on ZM Bree and Clint Bree and Clint, this is Need to Know on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. All right, first game of Tradie versus Lady for the week. A score update.
Starting point is 00:11:59 The Ladies on 90 wins for the year. The Tradies, four ahead on 94. I'm going to call it now. The Tradies have this for the rest of the year. It's going to end. The year is going to end with a tradie victory. The ladies have a big comeback planned. You and I should put a bet on it. Cat food?
Starting point is 00:12:15 Ask me tomorrow. I need to think about it. You want to see how this one goes. First of all, we'll meet our lady. She's 28. She's from Dunedin, and her favourite meal is chicken satay. I wonder if they do a cat food flavour of chicken satay. Hi, Caro.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Hi, Caro. Hi, it's Caro. Caro. Caro. No, Cara. Cara. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Jeez, make up your mind, Caro. What do you want to be called? Caro. Caro. Okay, Caro. Caro's better. Perfect. Okay, beautiful name. We're going to take our tradie Kara. Kara. Okay, Kara. Kara's been it. Perfect. Okay, beautiful name.
Starting point is 00:12:46 We're going to take our tradie live to ear. He's 25. He's from Tamaki Makoto, and he bought his first house when he was 23. Welcome to the show, Alex. No, get out, Alex. Oh, good day, fellas. No, get out, Alex. You bought a house in Auckland at 23?
Starting point is 00:13:03 Yeah. And it was only two years ago. It wasn't in the 70s. Yeah. Wow. Two years ago. I am insanely jealous of you. Can I ask, Alex, and this is important,
Starting point is 00:13:13 what sort of drugs do you deal? Nothing, mate, nothing. Pseudo-effort. Just fire alarms got me there. Fire alarms got you there. Okay. Alex, your buzzer is tradie. Cara, your buzzer is lady.
Starting point is 00:13:28 First to three gets the 50 bucks cash. Good luck, guys. Come on, guys. Here we go. Question number one. Elon Musk recently said he would donate $6 billion towards curing world hunger if UNICEF could prove where the money would go. What car company does he own?
Starting point is 00:13:43 Trading. Alex. Yes, Alex. Tesla. It is Tesla. Nice work. One to the trading. Alex has probably got one of those.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Yeah, he's probably got three. Put it next to his Ferrari in the garage. He's probably got a four-car garage too. Right, Alex? No, none of that, mate. None of that. Anyway, not jealous at all. Let's move on.
Starting point is 00:14:03 One to the trading. Question number two. Who did the All Blacks beat on the weekend? Was it Argentina, Italy, or Afghanistan? Take a stab. Alex. If you Google it, I'm going to kick you out of this game. All right, Cara, you get a free guess.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Is it Italy or Afghanistan? Afghanistan? No, it was Italy. I don't think... Can I go again? You can't go again. Alex, can I go again? Now I know how you got your house.
Starting point is 00:14:40 You're a hustler. I don't believe Afghanistan have a national representative rugby team. I could be wrong. They do have a cricket team. The Blackcaps beat Afghanistan in the cricket last night. Yeah, but not the All Blacks. Okay, one, two. The Tradies.
Starting point is 00:14:55 The Tradies, that's it. Question number three. Which Kardashian started their own global makeup line, including... Ladies. Yes, Cara. Kylie Jenner? That is correct. Kylie Jenner. That is correct. Kylie Jenner.
Starting point is 00:15:06 So technically I wrote that question wrong because it wasn't a Kardashian. She's in the family. She's in the... She's under the same branch. She's in the general area. Yeah. All right, question number four. It's almost Christmas time, kind of.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Speaking of Christmas, name one ingredient that goes into a pavlova. I do. Cara. I'm going to say Cara just got in. Cream? Yep, we'll take it. You've got to have cream on top of a pavlova. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:15:31 You've got to whip that cream up. Nice work. All right. No one wants a dry-ass pavlova. Can you imagine eating it dry? You're like, this is so good. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one, Alex, here to stop Cara, okay?
Starting point is 00:15:44 All right. All right, here we go. Question number five. The saying, the tide is out, usually is referring to what other than the actual tide being out? Oh, tradie. Yes, Alex. Where
Starting point is 00:15:59 your glass or beverage is a little bit low. You nailed it. Well done, Alex. Usually when, I mean, most of the time when a cup of tea is quite low, you go, oh, the tide's out. Oh, yeah, the tide's out on this one. Nice work. We're all tied up here, guys. This is for the win.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Question number six. Can you tell me who sings this song? You say I'm sorry. Yes, Cara. Do it like that. She's done it. Nailed it. She's done it. Nailed it. Tell you what, great game to kick off the week.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Very good game. Nothing for you, Alex, and $50 cash for you, Cara. What do you mean nothing for Alex? He's got a house in Auckland. Oh, yeah. $50 cash for you, Cara and Alex. Capital gains for you. Congratulations. Cheers, fellas. Nice work, guys. $50 cash for you Cara and Alex Capital gains for you Congratulations
Starting point is 00:16:45 Cheers fellas Nice work guys Bree and Clint I have news of national significance Bring it on Yeah I know A list has been published Of New Zealand's best ice creams
Starting point is 00:17:03 You know And it's a little bit of joy like that that I feel like we need at the moment. You know what? It's easy for me, this list. Duck Island, anything that they do, I'm keen. It's a bit more complex than that, but I can confirm Duck Island is on the list.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Is it on the list? Yeah. Doesn't surprise me at all. They're amazing. I'll run through these for you. Best flavour variety went to Duck Island. Yeah, they're outrageous. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Some of the stuff they do. Just a little bit of details for you. Six bucks a scoop, they average in it. Yeah, look, not the cheapest. Well, you're going to realise that's fairly standard for a nice ice cream these days. I didn't realise that, but ice creams have gone up. And in fairness, and this isn't an ad for Duck Island,
Starting point is 00:17:42 I just really love them, the scoops are quite generous. Okay, good. Pretty good. Good. Best plant-based ice cream. I know you'll be into this one. Oh, yeah, keen. You're not burnt on vegan culture at all.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Marijuana flavour. Little Liberty Creamery in Inglewood takes that one out. What flavour is it? No, they're just the best plant-based ice cream place to go. Right, so no dairy products. Five bucks a scoop. The vegan shit's normally more expensive, but not this one. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Best gelato, Little Lato in Auckland. That's a cute name, Little Lato. Best real fruit ice cream. Oh, I love a real fruit ice cream. This would be a very tough category. Toad Hall in Motueka wins that one. Okay, I'll put that on the list. Can't say.
Starting point is 00:18:24 I've been there, 550 a scoop. Best classic, Rush Munro's in Hastings. wins that one. Okay, I'll put that on the list. Can't say. I've been there. $5.50 a scoop. Best classic, Rush Munro's in Hastings. Have a bean. That place is awesome. $6.65 a scoop. We're getting up there. Best truck ice cream, Paddy's in Cream in Dunedin. Sounds great. Find them parked up at St. Clair Beach. And
Starting point is 00:18:39 finally, best value went to Darfield Dairy in Darfield. They are $5 a scoop or three bucks for a small one. Okay. But the scoops are fricking enormous. Right. Yeah. I thought we could call Darfield Dairy in Darfield.
Starting point is 00:18:53 We'd love to see what they're up to in Darfield. Yeah, on their big day and just inquire about a few flavours. Okay, good. Let's do that. Good afternoon, Darfield Dairy. Earl speaking. Hi, is that the Darfield Dairy in Darfield? Yep.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Hi, it's Brian Clint calling from ZM. We just wanted to congratulate you on your big news today. What's that, mate? You've been crowned the best value ice cream dairy in the country. Oh, nice work. Cool. Are you aware of that or has that not made it to you yet? I knew something was going on, but I wasn't aware of anything.
Starting point is 00:19:20 It's in the newspaper. It's a big deal. Yeah, don't read it. Oh, right, right. Just sell it. Don't read it. I'm glad we're bringing you the news then because you need to celebrate. Oh, in the newspaper. It's a big deal. Yeah, don't read it. Oh, right, right. Just sell it. Don't read it. I'm glad we're bringing you the news then because you need to celebrate. Oh, thanks very much.
Starting point is 00:19:30 We thought we'd just check a couple of flavours at the Darfield Dairy. And this is free advertising by the way to see if you've got any, what flavours you're running in there. Can we run a couple by you? Yep. Are you guys doing a wild mint and elderflower ice cream at the Darfield Dairy? No, we don't. No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:45 All right. I heard you might have an organic bourbon and maraschino cherry flavour. Keep going, guys. No, no, not that one. You got a Chinese gooseberry and paprika in there? I think we might just about have that one. Oh, okay. All right, mark that down.
Starting point is 00:20:02 What about the bone broth and brisket flavour? No, I'll get that one in. Oh, okay. Oh, all right, mark that down. What about the bone broth and brisket flavour? Oh, no, I'll get that one in. Okay, cool. That'd be great. That'd be great.
Starting point is 00:20:11 And last one, this might be a bit left field. I don't know if you'll have this one. Have you got a goody, goody gumdrops? Yes, we do. Oh,
Starting point is 00:20:17 you do? Yes. All right, we'll be coming on in. Expect us soon. Hey, congratulations. The whole country will be there
Starting point is 00:20:24 as soon as we open up. Not those dirty Aucklanders, but everybody else. Oh, we'll take coming on in. Expect us soon. Hey, congratulations. The whole country will be there as soon as we open up. Not those dirty Aucklanders, but everybody else. Oh, not them. We'll take the Aucklanders. Oh, you'll take the Aucklanders? Yeah, we'll take the Aucklanders, as long as they're double mashed. Double mashed, double vaxxed. Fantastic.
Starting point is 00:20:35 And double waxed. And we'll take a scoop of that hemp and poppy seed flavour ice cream you've got there. Oh, brilliant stuff. That's the Darfield Dairy in Darfield. Thanks very much. Oh, thanks for hearing. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Brilliant stuff That's the Darfield Darian Darfield Thanks very much Bye bye He really warmed up to us
Starting point is 00:20:52 He did didn't he I need some royal music A lot of Royal chat In the news at the moment, hasn't there? Like a lot of chat about the Queen. A lot of chat about the Queen. Especially. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:11 But there's... Well, they're worried about her. There's a story in the news today about Camilla Parker Bowles, but I'll get to that story later in the show. The Joe Biden fart? It's the Joe... If you haven't heard that, later on in the show, after 5.30, I've got to tell them.
Starting point is 00:21:29 No, I've got exclusive audio. It's breaking wind, breaking news. Well, apparently Camilla Parker Bowles, who's married to, what's his name? Charles. Charles said that Joe Biden farted in front of her. Did you know that the jobs that Camilla is doing at the moment, the Queen was supposed to be doing them?
Starting point is 00:21:48 So it was meant to be the Queen meeting Joe Biden. Thank God the Queen is sick so she didn't have to suffer through a Joe Biden fart. And you know what I reckon it would have been? Because if I know this situation all too well, Joe Biden would have been hanging on to that one for like an hour and he would have thought I can get away with it and then next minute. I thought you meant holding on to it to give it to her specifically.
Starting point is 00:22:09 No. He's like, this one has the Queen written all over it. This one is going to go the distance. No, you know what I mean? He would have been like, oh, this isn't going to make a sound and then he would have been like, oh, no. I'm in trouble here. No, but there's another story out today about the royals
Starting point is 00:22:26 and all of their travel secrets. Okay. And to be honest, I didn't know any of these, but I find it quite interesting, so you're going to sit through it even if you don't. So the first travel secret is did you know the queen doesn't need a passport? Yeah, I did know that, yeah. You know why?
Starting point is 00:22:43 No, I don't know why. So apparently the queen doesn't need a passport? Yeah, I did know that, yeah. You know why? No, I don't know why. So apparently the Queen doesn't need a passport because she's the only, she's the person who issues the passports, like her name. Oh, right. Like she's the one dishing out the passport. Well, then she should have one
Starting point is 00:22:56 and she should just give it to herself. Well, they issued it, yeah. Well, I guess so. But anyway, she's the only one of the royal family who doesn't need a passport. I can get it if she's travelling to a country of the royal family who doesn't need a passport. I can get it if she's travelling to a country within the Commonwealth that she wouldn't need a passport. But when she's coming to America, they're like,
Starting point is 00:23:10 uh-uh, sorry, you don't own us. Yeah, but don't you think she could just hold up like a $100 bill and she'd be like, that's me. Let me in. Oh, good deal. All right, in you come. You know? Anyway, so apparently, yeah, when Charles takes over,
Starting point is 00:23:23 when she passes away, then he won't need a passport. He can rip his up. That's how it goes, yeah. That'd be good. The next one, Prince William can't fly with Prince Charles. Oh, because of the succession line. Obviously, for the obvious reasons, you know, they can't take down two people in one go if there's an accident.
Starting point is 00:23:42 The same kind of plan that the Bryants had and unfortunately, you know, lucky they did have that plan. Oh, Kobe and his wife. Kobe and his wife. I didn't know they had that same thing. Their deal with the helicopter was that they could never both be flying in the helicopter. So the kids never lost both parents.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Exactly. Oh, that's horrific. Which is horrible. But, yeah, true. They always have to pack a black outfit. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's horrific. Which is horrible, but yeah, true. They always have to pack a black outfit. Oh, yeah. Oh, for funerals. So this is another morbid travel reason,
Starting point is 00:24:12 but they must pack a black outfit just in case a member of the royal family dies while they're wherever they are in the world. Yeah. Because the next day they can be seen wearing a black outfit to show that they're in mourning. You think you could just nip down to Helen Stein's if you needed to? Pick something up. Yeah, you're rich. Just go and get yourself on off the rack. Helen Stein's number. You know the queen
Starting point is 00:24:33 it actually, she was caught off guard because she was travelling and her father, the king at the time, passed away and she didn't have a black outfit. I saw this in the crown and they had to bring one onto the plane when it landed. So interesting. The last one is that they often have
Starting point is 00:24:49 and this one, just when I read it I was like, oh, must be nice. They often have an emergency blood supply for each royal member. An emergency blood supply? On board. Emergency blood supply? On board. What are they, vampires?
Starting point is 00:25:06 All right. It was semi-interesting. I thought you were going to say they got free koru memberships or something. I was like, damn, sign me up. Bree and Clint. Come for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. This is a shocking story, and it is the biggest news in entertainment today.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Eight people have been confirmed dead after a Travis Scott show in Houston, Texas. This is horrific. And the videos that have been, I've seen on TikTok where people are trying to, you know, get the attention of security and tell people what's going on. If you haven't seen, it was obviously at a Travis Scott show and there was people who were getting crushed on the barriers. And I just don't know how something like this could happen.
Starting point is 00:25:51 There's a video of a couple of people climbing a camera tower and begging the cameraman to contact them to stop the show and he ignores them. He has a walkie-talkie on him, like he could contact somebody and he doesn't do anything. It all happened when the crowd rushed towards the stage
Starting point is 00:26:09 and squeezed people so tight that they couldn't breathe. Kylie Jenner is getting a bit of heat because she posted a video on her Instagram story of a paramedic vehicle driving through the crowd. But the show's still going at that stage, so people have been crushed and the show just doesn't stop um she's taking it down she said she didn't know what was happening at the time but they're like why are you sharing this stuff there's so many videos of it around because there were thousands tens of thousands of people and everyone's got a phone so obviously there's so much footage and there's videos of travis scott who i mean at one point
Starting point is 00:26:43 he's like stop the show like we need to yeah do something who, I mean at one point he's like, stop the show, like we need to do something about this, who knows at what point that was, but yeah, it's horrible, just like, I can't believe, eight people have lost their life, like it's just wild. It's an important reminder
Starting point is 00:26:59 I know this is a tragedy and it's a freak accident but it's an important reminder to as we head into festival season, look out for your mates at festivals. Because if this sort of thing happens, if someone falls over in the mosh pit, you've got to do everything you can to clear a space in that situation. And that is the latest. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:27:18 ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound. Season 10. It is go time in the Secret Sound. Soundkeeper Ella is here with us. Hi, Ella. Hi. Hello, guys. So you're dropping a clue on us at 5 o'clock,
Starting point is 00:27:33 plus you're also manning your hot and cold hotline at the moment where you're giving people information on whether their guess is hot or cold. Yeah, it's been a hectic day. The phone, this poor little brick of mine, hasn't stopped buzzing all day. Yeah, I've been trying to call that all day. You haven't picked up. I know. So many people are saying that.
Starting point is 00:27:50 I'm like, I'm sorry. Too many people trying to call at the same time, I think. I can't get through. Are you going to stop answering it at 5 o'clock? Yeah. So once 5 hits, it's done. I'm chucking out the SIM card. What's the phone number?
Starting point is 00:28:01 The phone number, oh my goodness, is 021. Hold on, wait. 021. 0912. 0912. 7965. 7965. Sweet. Couldn't we have got you like 021 soundkeeper or something? That is
Starting point is 00:28:18 not a good phone number. Yeah, right. Okay. Bree's literally calling the hotline right now. Oh, my phone's off. I turn it off hotline right now. Oh, my phone's off. I turn it off for the secret sound. Oh, well, there you go. There's your hot tip. Don't call while Ella's on the radio.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Don't call while she's on the radio. She won't answer. Okay, let's see if we can crack this thing wide open for $50,000. Thanks to Neon. Laura's here. Hey, Laura. Hi, Laura. Hello.
Starting point is 00:28:39 How are you? Good. I'm so excited for you because we're getting down to the nitty gritty now, Laura, and you've managed to get through. I know, and I couldn't get through to Ella all day, but I've got through to this, so I'm very excited. Okay, so you don't know whether your guess is hot or cold. You're just going to go for it.
Starting point is 00:28:55 I'm just going to come out and say I don't think we've had very good guesses today. Sorry to the people that have got through, but I don't think looking at this holistically, I don't think these are the best guesses. Because, in my opinion, over this season, all the guesses, most of the guesses we've had on our show, I've thought have been really solid. The last guess we got was a vintage film splicer. Where is soundkeeper Ella going to get a vintage film splicer from?
Starting point is 00:29:26 I doubt that was ever going to be the sound, but, you know, look, no guess is a bad guess. Is the sound a steam locomotion? That's not true, Soundy Bella. That is not true. Okay, Laura, this is the sound. What do you think that is? For 50 grand, no pressure, what's the secret sound? I think it's pushing the button and opening of a flip spout drink bottle.
Starting point is 00:29:42 I do have one. Yep. I do have one. Yep. I do have one, and we've taken the recording ourselves to see if it's kind of similar. Yep. Do you have it there, Laura? No, not on me. I've just had a scan for my baby.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Oh, congratulations. Congrats. He's picking so much right now. It's because he wants 50 grand. Mama needs a new push chair, son. Keep it, Ella. Oh, I love that. Okay, well, 50 grand would be amazing for you, I could imagine.
Starting point is 00:30:12 A little baby on the way. Yep. You're locking in that, pushing open a flip bottle. Is that correct? Yeah, it could be. Yeah, flip that. Yep. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:23 Well, Laura, I'll tell you. Laura. Yeah? That is not the secret sound. No! That would have changed everything for you with a baby on the way. Oh, it would have been amazing. It's okay, we'll have to figure it all out again.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Yeah. You can always call again, 100%. Definitely. Thank you. All right, thanks for giving it a go, Laura. Damn it, I want one of these people to win, Soundkeep Ella. What if we get a really horrible person who wins? If you give away this money to a real horrible person,
Starting point is 00:31:07 which, I mean, it's very rare that we have a horrible person. Hey, guys, I've just returned from an anti-vax protest and I think the secret sound is... I'm going to come to your house, Sound Keeper Ella. I'm not going to be happy. Five o'clock, we get our clue and the last guest of the day. We'll talk to you then, Sound Keeper Ella. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Thank you. Secret Sound's brought to you by Neon, you can watch the TV series and movies that everyone is talking about on Neon, it's our favourite Kiwi streaming service Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier. As at Herald's
Starting point is 00:31:37 new podcast, the front page is your short sharp daily news podcast Join me, Damien Venuto, every weekday morning as i chat with journalists and newsmakers going behind the headlines to break down what you need to know on the biggest news stories of the day listen to the front page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iheart radio or wherever you get your podcasts i have been looking today at a Venn diagram of things that New Zealand and Australia share together.
Starting point is 00:32:11 I'm hoping Ben can actually bring it up on the screens. These are things that are not distinctly Australian or distinctly Kiwi. They're both of ours. And I know we fight a lot about a lot of things. Being from Australia and then coming to live in this country and now calling New Zealand home, I feel like I know and have witnessed a lot of these things where I'm like,
Starting point is 00:32:31 oh, I always thought that was Australian and then I've kind of realised it's both of ours. Have you noticed any though where you're like, oh, that's not Australian, that's New Zealand? Yeah, a few. A couple? Because that's where it gets contentious where we want to fight over them. But then also I've noticed some where you guys think something is yours, but I'm pretty sure it's ours. Well, let's go through some of these things and we can decide if they are truly shared, okay?
Starting point is 00:32:53 Yeah. These are the ones on the diagram. I stole this off Reddit. First one, Russell Crowe. No, you can have him. No, he's yours. Nah, you guys have him. No, I think he's yours.
Starting point is 00:33:03 No, I think you can have him. The truth is, Russell Crowe is both of ours. You know what? Technically, there's yours. Nah, you guys have him. No, I think he's yours. No, I think you can have him. The truth is, Russell Crowe is both of ours. You know what? Technically, there's a word for that. People who have a dual Aussie and New Zealand citizenship. Oh, yeah. Quasi. Quasi? Quasi. Oh, he's a quasi. A quasi.
Starting point is 00:33:17 A Kiwi Aussie. Kiwi Aussie. Okay. Bogans. Yeah, 100%. Bogans are yours and Bogans are ours. Both got them. Bogans are 100% Bogans are yours And bogans are ours Both got them Bogans are everybody Universal I before hanging out with you
Starting point is 00:33:31 Would have fought on this one And now I think I'm ready to share it Okay The band Crowded House It's both of ours It's both of ours Because it's got Aussies and Kiwis Yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:33:41 And they met in Melbourne But then they played a lot of Like their first up and coming stuff over here in New Zealand. So it's both. And they did their farewell show on the steps of the Sydney Opera House. Yeah, that's a really good one. But then they got back together and toured New Zealand. What about Bunnings Sausage Sizzle? Both.
Starting point is 00:33:58 It's both. It's both of ours. Bunnings is an Australian company, but I think there's so many of them here now that we have to share them we have to share it I have to say it's both it's both the pavlova both
Starting point is 00:34:09 from being from living in this country and I've done my research on it there's nothing concrete some stuff says it was invented by some guy in Brisbane for something and then something else says
Starting point is 00:34:21 it was invented in New Zealand there's nothing that's like substantial evidence. We are expending so much energy on this fight too. I feel like we just need to let it go and say it's both of ours. Because we're only fighting each other too. No one else cares. The rest of the world either doesn't care
Starting point is 00:34:37 or doesn't know that we're different countries. Or they just enjoy a pavlova. If you said the pavlova was invented in New Zealand, they'd go, oh yeah, in Australia. And you'd go, no, in New Zealand. They said, yeah, I know, in Australia. New Zealand, Australia. So Pavlova.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Oh, we'll attract some hate from that, but I think it might be both of ours. People should look at the research. I can't make a decision. Right. Because if you do the research, it doesn't have concrete evidence. That's the things that are on the chart.
Starting point is 00:35:06 I wonder if we can add to the list. And I want everybody listening to try and contribute to this too. This is like a peace treaty, you know? When this bubble opens up again, what are the things that we can go back to sharing together? What is uniquely Kiwi and Australian? No one else's, it's ours. We share it across the table.
Starting point is 00:35:22 I'm so interested in this. We've got a Kiwi and an Australian on the show, so we can be the judges. Our show can be one of these things. Yeah, I'd like to put forward singlet tans. Yep, 100%. Yeah, singlet tans. Yep.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Especially if it's a high-vis singlet. Put it on the list. Why not? I think it should be on the list, the term G'day Mate. Oh, right. Uniquely. Because I would have thought that's pretty Australian. New Zealand and Australian.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Nah, I think so many people here say that. Right. You think about it. Nowhere else in the world says it. G'day Mate. G'day Mate. Yeah, all right. You say it, I say it, everyone says it.
Starting point is 00:35:58 Quade Cooper. He, I mean, he was born in Tokoroa, but he plays for the Wallabies. Yeah, that's both. He's both. Yeah. What about Anzac Biscuits? Well, yeah, obviously. I know, but you didn't say we can't do the obvious ones.
Starting point is 00:36:14 It's in the name. Yeah. So it's probably the best one of these. All right. Well, we're putting Anzac Biscuits. Can I put an ANZ Bank? Yeah. No, that's not the point that I was...
Starting point is 00:36:26 Fine. What about RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under? Yeah, we share that. It's both of ours. Producers, what do you want to add to the list? It's ours and it's theirs. What is a New Zealand Australian thing? The Weet-Bix Kids Triathlon.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Oh, yeah? It's good. There's... Yeah. There's a deep dive that needs to be done into the fact that Weet-Bix has been telling Aussie kids they're Weet-Bix kids. Are we the Weet-Bix kids or the
Starting point is 00:36:51 Kiwi kids are Weet-Bix kids? Maybe it's both. Yeah. Actually, now that we talk about it, it's both. Anastasia, what's both? Quite predictable. I'm from Timaru and love horses. I'm going to go far lap. Oh, that's controversial. horses. I'm going to go far lap. Oh, that's controversial.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Do you want to give Australia a far lap? I don't know. Wait, no, you don't want to. No, but they claim he's theirs, right? We don't have to give everything away, mate. We don't have to give everything away. We can give him Lord next. All right, then.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Hey, you try and take the Hemsworth brothers from us. No we don't. I thought we were talking about things that they want to claim too. To be honest, I've done the research on Pavlova. Can't come to a decision. I can't believe I said that. Don't isolate that bit of audio. That was a slip of the tongue. Shouldn't have said that either. Anyway, you've done the research on Pavlova.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Done the research. Can't come to a either. Anyway, you've done the research on Pavlova. Done the research. Can't come to a decision. Yeah. Right? It's both of ours. There's no concrete evidence. Farlap is New Zealand's. In a state you're just giving away frigging Farlap.
Starting point is 00:37:53 You know what? What Nick? Jonah Lomu? You can't have him. Yeah. You know what else we definitely share is the goon sack. Yeah. The goon sack is ours.
Starting point is 00:38:04 It's both of ours. We need to do a trans-Tasman goon of fortune. We should. There's The goon sack is ours. It's both of ours. We need to do a trans-Tasman goon of fortune where there's a clothesline between both countries. I'm so keen for that. Yeah. All right, let's fill this list up. 0800 dials at M or text them in to 9696. It has to be uniquely both of ours.
Starting point is 00:38:18 No argument that it belongs to both countries. We've got an Aussie judge. And a Kiwi judge. Bree and Clint. I thought of another one. The Lamington. Right, okay. So we're doing the controversial trans-Tasman work here
Starting point is 00:38:31 of trying to figure out what is both of ours. Although I'd argue... What can we stop fighting about once and for all and just say it's yours, it's ours, it's both of ours. Although I'd argue that the Lamington, I'm pretty sure, invented in Australia. But happy to share it. We don't want your charity.
Starting point is 00:38:52 No, but that's like, it's saying like the Pavlova or like anything where it's like, ooh. I'm just saying. It's either ours. You can't be ours with a caveat. You can't be like, okay, you can have it. I didn't say it like that, but I said I'm happy to share it. Yeah, it says it was first invented in Queensland. We've got a trans-Tasman judging panel.
Starting point is 00:39:07 We've got an Australian. And a Kiwi. We're going to figure out what belongs to both of us once and for all this afternoon. Jared's here. Hi, Jared. G'day, Jared. Yeah, g'day, guys. What do you reckon?
Starting point is 00:39:22 So I think we both, Australia and New Zealand, both share the love for the yeast spread, whether it's Marmite, Vegemite. You're spot on, Jared. Aussie's Kiwis. I mean, I don't know who actually can lay the claim whether or not it's theirs or it's ours, but I 100% think it's both of ours.
Starting point is 00:39:39 It doesn't matter because we both have the love for it. Yeah, we both love a yeasty spread. Or a yeasty spread. I think it's a bloody good option. I don't like calling it a yeasty spread, though. I know. I was like, but what? You know, there's no other name for it.
Starting point is 00:39:54 It's a yeast-based spread. And I was just like, hmm. Because coming from Dunedin, I know that's where they get the yeast from the yeast brewery. That's Marmite's thing. I don't know where they get the Vegemite yeast from. Yeah, I want to know, Jared. I don't want to know.
Starting point is 00:40:11 The yeast always comes from down south. You know what, Jared? You were spot on. That was such a good one. It seemed so obvious too, but I didn't even think about it. Okay, yeast. Non-branded yeast-based spreads are on the list. Lewis, what do we share?
Starting point is 00:40:27 Oh, g'day, guys. How you going? G'day, Lewis. Good, man. What is it? What do you reckon is both of ours? I feel like we both share the love of gumboots. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:36 I know we do. I need to defer to my colleague here. You know what, Lewis? I feel like especially the red bands, that's such a massive thing in New Zealand. I feel like you guys are way more patriotic with the gumboots. Yeah, they wear R.M. Williams on the farms over there. We wear Bloodstones.
Starting point is 00:40:57 Oh, right. Yeah, on the farm. Or the R.M. Williams. Are you happy to keep gumboots just for New Zealand, Lewis, and not share it? Oh, absolutely. Stays with us. But I mean, nice to offer it up. Amazing
Starting point is 00:41:11 to offer it up. And not as impactful as Anastasia offering up Farlap the horse. I need to be honest and I need to say, you know, no, I think that's yours. We do need honesty. T's here. G'day, T. G'day, T. Something that we share. It doesn't, it's not theirs and it's not ours. It's both of ours, and it's uniquely both of ours.
Starting point is 00:41:27 What is it? I reckon stubbies and the mullet. You're spot on. Did you just say kia kaha? Yeah, definitely. If we share it, you've got to say bonza kia kaha. Bonza kia kaha. Yes.
Starting point is 00:41:43 You know what? I feel like that is spot on. Do they call them stubbies in Australia? Absolutely they do. Yeah, good. My uncle. Because I know you call jandals thongs, so I thought you might call like stubbies cheek huggers
Starting point is 00:41:56 or something like that. Wear some stubbies with a pair of thongs. What a combo. Different here in New Zealand. That could really show off too much. Yeah, true. Here in New Zealand, don't wear stubbies with your thong. You know, this is a true story.
Starting point is 00:42:07 I've never seen my Uncle Tim in anything other than a pair of stubbies and a pair of thongs. Raunchy. Never seen. Oh, no. Oh, jandals. Right, right, right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Well, he sometimes doesn't even wear jandals either. He just wears the stubbies. Finally, Anthony, this has been really good for Trans-Tasman relations. We've mended a few bridges and come a long way. Take us out. What is something that we share across the ditch? We both share the Bledisloe Cup. We own it.
Starting point is 00:42:37 They just get to see it three times a year when we bring it out of the trophy cabinet. I was going to say, Anthony, we don't share it because we never get to have it. Oh, 20 years ago, so technically, yeah. It's good, Anthony. Well done, mate. Thank you. It's good. See, that one was nice and a burn at the same time.
Starting point is 00:42:55 Yeah, no, it's good. I appreciate it. Bree and Clint. But right now we're going to play... Guess That Voice. A game that has come off the back of wearing masks for, you know, COVID. When's the last time you washed your mask? Have you ever washed your mask? Yes, I have.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Really? Because I've only ever seen you wear the one mask. My partner has. Yeah, right. Okay. As long as you're doing it, mate. I don't want you... It's only you who has to smell it. I'm just thinking about you. I've got great you wear the one mask. My partner has. Yeah, right, okay. As long as you're doing it, mate. I don't want you, it's only you who has to smell it.
Starting point is 00:43:26 I'm just thinking about you. I've got great breath, thank you. Ben, I think we've lost one of our contestants, by the way, if you want to tee us up another one. Basically, we'll guess who the celebrity voices are and if you back the winner this afternoon, you can win 50 KFC chicken dollars. Very simple.
Starting point is 00:43:41 And Ethan, whose team do you want to be on? Mine or Clint's? Hi there. I'll go with Clint today, want to be on? Mine or Clint's? Hi there. I'll go with Clint today, please. Is it because I wash my masks? Yep. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:51 I wash my masks. That's probably a good reason. Yeah. You're meant to wash your mask as often as you wash your undies. Did you know that? Yeah, just start smelling otherwise. Yeah. All right, you guys on your high horses.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Clint doesn't even shower before he goes to bed. Not the topic. We'll find someone to be on your team while we're playing, and if you win, we'll go to them at the end. Producer Anastasia's going to run the game. Hi, Anastasia. Hey, guys. So this week it's very simple.
Starting point is 00:44:16 I will just play a clip of a famous celebrity's voice. First person to buzz out and get it correctly wins a point. Okay. Guys, good to go? Good to go. Let's see celebrity number one. I'd met her a couple of times at some shows I wins a point. Okay. Guys, good to go? Good to go. Let's see celebrity number one. I'd met her a couple of times at some shows I'd been to. Great.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Got in there first. Harry Styles. That's correct. I mean, she's a total legend, so it was definitely a privilege. He's got a very distinctive voice. Harry Styles. He talks, you know, he's just real kind of a lad. We had a lot of British voices this week
Starting point is 00:44:46 So I thought I'd start with that This next one I can't think of What, you don't like my Harry Styles? You sound like you've had too much to drink That's what he sounds like Alright Good job, Harry Good luck for the next round
Starting point is 00:44:59 Let's hear celebrity number two I did a few sort of like album trips Where like no one Lord! Oh, damn it, I buzzed in with the answer. Lord. Well done, Brie. Yes.
Starting point is 00:45:09 Good point. I did a few sort of like album trips where like no one could reach me. How did it take her so long to get it? It's because she's got like that underlying American accent that pops through every now and then. She's going international with that accent. Yeah, all right. All right, awesome.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Oh, you both are really hot on your butt. Sorry, I thought we were playing. Whoa, I didn't realise we could do replays that quickly. Well done. Let's hear celebrity number three. No, I got the first dog but I had to leave and go do something so I had to stay with my mom.
Starting point is 00:45:39 Great, Pete Davidson. That's another one. Yes. In the news at the moment, obviously, David. Lord! Kim K. That man right there, that voice, it's like catnip to divorcees.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Honestly, as soon as women who have just got out of a relationship here. No, I got the first dog, but I had to leave and go do something, so I had to stay with my mom. The most wanted man in Hollywood. Yeah. All right, Brie could win it here. Let's see celebrity number four. He had a concert out there.
Starting point is 00:46:12 Snoop D-O-double G. Well done. You've taken us to tie break. He had a concert out there on 420, and I had a concert out there on 419. Yeah. I'm surprised you got it before the 4-20. He's the dog father.
Starting point is 00:46:27 All right. We're officially at tie break. First person to buzz in with the correct answer wins. We made amends and I'm all about redemption and forgiveness and for setting an example for those younger people. I know who that is. Who is that? Let's hear it again. We made amends and
Starting point is 00:46:46 I'm all about redemption and forgiveness and for setting an example for those younger people. Oh my God, who is that? It's a musician. Female musician. We're going to need another clue. Clint's met this musician. Katy Perry. Damn it! Katy Perry!
Starting point is 00:47:05 Katy Perry! Damn,! Katie Perry! Katie Perry! Damn, I got too nervous. Sian Tay. Yes, Sian Tay. You won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Thank you so much. You might not have picked my team, but you're the winner today, Sian.
Starting point is 00:47:19 You're forced to accept this KFC, Sian Tay. Well done. And let me end this break by saying... What?! Brie and Clint. this KFC shantay. Well done. And let me end this break by saying What? Brian Clint. I was very intrigued when I saw this and I came across it on TikTok
Starting point is 00:47:31 because you know the doctors there's doctors on TikTok. How do you know the doctor you're listening to on TikTok is like a real doctor? I take his word for it.
Starting point is 00:47:40 Right. You know sometimes you just gotta trust I mean he's a doctor would he lie? You've got me there. um he's quite well known on tick tock very well known his name's dr raj uh and he was talking about how he believes that redheads um have four superpowers okay and i was like oh my god i hope they can fly. That would be so cool.
Starting point is 00:48:06 As someone who has a redheaded brother, sister, cousin, auntie, the gene is strong in my family. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:12 I can confirm they can't fly. Okay. Well, that you know of. Maybe they don't tell you because you don't have red hair. Right. You can't keep a secret.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Anyway, take a listen to what he says the redhead superpowers are. You're way better at detecting temperature changes. Researchers think the MC1R gene, the redhead-causing gene, overactivates the temperature-detecting gene. Redheads smell better. We all have this thin, acidic film on the surface of our skin,
Starting point is 00:48:36 the acid mantle, a combination of lipids from oil glands and amino acids from sweat. This mantle is more acidic and redheads-causing perfumes to evaporate more quickly, giving a unique scent. When a a redhead goes outside they can produce more vitamin d in a shorter amount of time than any other hair color some redheads but not all might have a higher pain threshold might be due to the fact that the ginger gene also has a role to play in pain processing if you're naturally ginger you need to tell your doctors before surgery because you might need more anesthetic or more pain relief that is fascinating isn't't it? The vitamin D one is not a surprise.
Starting point is 00:49:06 That's, yeah, you can, I mean, you can guess that one. It goes with the pale stereotype with a lot of ginger skin. They have a higher pain threshold. Some. Some. Some do. Yeah. And apparently there was like surgeons and other people commenting in the comment section
Starting point is 00:49:21 saying that this is quite true, that a lot of redheads, he needs to administer more. That is, yeah, right. Wow. Good to know. I mean, good to know, especially if you are a redheaded person because you don't want to go under the knife and not have the right amount on board. They say that like a lot of redheaded people should know this
Starting point is 00:49:44 to have the conversation with their doctor. But then again, if you've got a higher pain tolerance, you don't need as much. Because you're like, no, I'll just go and I'll just raw dog at doc. Don't worry about the painkiller for me. I wouldn't have used that term. Which one do you think is the coolest out of the four? So there's detecting temperature changes, smelling better,
Starting point is 00:50:01 making more vitamin D and having a higher pain threshold. They all have their benefits except for the temperature detection one. I think that one's pretty useless. I think the smelling one is the best. What's good about the temperature detection one? You're going to be like, you guys are going to need to put on a sweatshirt shortly. You're like, wait a minute, it is very cold in here.
Starting point is 00:50:19 The vitamin D one is good because you need vitamin D so you can get it quickly good but you can't stay out there as long. So it's between smelling good and pain tolerance. I'm going to take smelling good. Smelling good. Yeah, it's smelling good. Yeah, I'd take that one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:34 And then the flying one because that's cool. Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 secret sound. Season 10. There we go, everybody. The last guest of the day, Soundkeeper Ella, is with us. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella.
Starting point is 00:50:51 Hello. Oh, my goodness, I'm happy it's five. Yes. Well, you know what you could do? Just give it away now, and then you've got a day off for the rest of the week. True. If someone gets it right, then sure. It's been a big day in the Secret Sound.
Starting point is 00:51:04 Let's just establish the timeline of what we're doing here. You're going to give Ryan a guess and then you're going to give us our surprise clue. Is that right? Correct. Okay. Oh, I'm excited. Okay. Let's get Ryan on. Ryan, we will never hear the clue if you correctly identify this secret sound and
Starting point is 00:51:20 take home the $50,000 right now. Bring it home, Ryan. Well, I've been following the clues and I'm thinking that it could be turning the dial on an electric fan like the one in the Secret Sound video clip. So it's like a small electric fan and turning the dial from low to high.
Starting point is 00:51:37 Like a pedestal fan. Oh, yeah. Like a buy one from Mitre 10 when it gets hot in summer type fan. Yeah, like a buy now, use later one, you know? Oh, that's pretty good. Can we hear the secret sound again? I just want to picture it.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Yeah, could be. Look, I'll be honest with you, Ryan. It sounds clunkier than that to me. But if you have a fan that sounds like that, then what am I to say? I don't know what the sound is. Only Sunky Borrella does. So let's see if you're right.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Well, Ryan, it's time to get down to it. 50 grand, a lot of money. What would you do with it? Honestly, I don't know. I haven't let myself think about it, but probably a holiday after a little of this lockdown.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Yeah, man. Get out of here. Get the hell out of here. Great thing to spend it on. I love it. Well, that's if you do win it. Ryan, I'll tell you. Ryan, that is not the secret sound.
Starting point is 00:52:38 Nope. Sorry, Ryan. You stuttered a tiny bit and I was like, oh, my God, she's going to give it away. She's going to crack. Ryan, I'm standing up for you, mate. Thanks for playing. No worries, Lord, I... Thank you.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Yeah, you're very welcome, man. You have done us a clue, though, because with your guess out of the way, we can do this. Why don't you give me a clue? Here we go. A bonus clue, which Sunky Borella said we have to wait for. She wasn't going to give us any information. So what's the deal? Why are we getting a Monday afternoon clue, Sunky Borella?
Starting point is 00:53:06 Now, I love this. So all day, everyone's been asking for another clue. But what if the hot or cold hotline was a clue this whole time? What? What if the hot and cold hotline was a clue? I'm going to the ZM Secret Sound Instagram page right now. There's a square up there with the phone number on it. Is the phone number the clue?
Starting point is 00:53:33 Does the phone number spell anything? 021-0912-7965. What if the hotline was a clue? Call it again. I'll call it. Hang on. I'll call Call it again. I'll call it. Hang on. I'll call it on here. I'll call it on here.
Starting point is 00:53:47 I need to get a spare line. Yeah. Oh, that is loud. No. She turned it off because she's doing the secret sound. Yeah, but what if that, what it's saying. Oh. You've called the wrong number.
Starting point is 00:54:04 I'm not going to answer. Have I? Have you called the wrong? Have I called reception again? You've called the wrong number. I'm not going to answer. Have I? Have you called the wrong number? Have I called reception again? You've called reception. Well, I can't use any other line. Everyone's trying to get through for their secret sounds. So you're not going to give us anything other than that,
Starting point is 00:54:16 Sandy Bruella? What if the... Go away, reception. Hello, reception. Hello. So you're not going to tell us any more than that? What if the hot or cold hotline was a clue? That's your clue. Hello. So you're not going to tell us any more than that. What if the hot or cold hotline was a clue? That's your clue.
Starting point is 00:54:29 Okay, that's it. Katy Perry, hot and cold. We'll take it, Ella, because you weren't meant to give us a clue, so I'm happy with it. Oh, thank you, Bree. Do what you want with it. The next guest is tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. with Fletch, Flynn and Megan. Thanks, Ella.
Starting point is 00:54:44 Thanks, Ella. Woo-hoo, thanks, guys. What if the hot and cold hotline was a clue all along? It's very cryptic. I get nothing out of it, but hopefully somebody does. That's A Secret Sound brought to you by Neon. You can get a Kiwi streaming service and get great value all on Neon. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:55:04 Last week on the show, really sad news. The father of the tiramisu passed away. Yes, he did. Which was really sad. You brought this to our attention. He was 93 years old. He had a good run. He invented the tiramisu.
Starting point is 00:55:21 Didn't his wife invent it? In Travizo. Yeah, there's a bit of conjecture as to who specifically invented it. But he sold it. He sold it. Treviso is where my father's family is from, because I'm half Italian.
Starting point is 00:55:35 That's where my family's from. So I feel like a deep connection to the tiramisu. So you should. Have been making my nunas tiramisu. That's my thing. I make it every year for Christmas. And since she's passed on, that has been left with me to do the tiramisu for Christmas every year.
Starting point is 00:55:55 You came up with this plan last week where you were like, I think you should give away the tiramisu recipe that your nuna bought over from Italy on a boat where she waited four months to travel from Italy to Australia, then passed it down to her sons and her daughters and then on to you. And you said you should give it away on the radio. Yeah, well, I feel like if it's as good as you say it is, then it's what we need right now.
Starting point is 00:56:21 So, yeah, I think you should give it away, yeah. And I said to you, if people text through and they want it, I'll pick one person who texts 9696 and says they want this tiramisu recipe and I'll send it to them. And I was so overwhelmed with how many people text through and I just couldn't pick one person. And I've taken the weekend, I've thought about it, and you know what?
Starting point is 00:56:46 The reason why I love making my nunas food and the reason why I love cooking so much is because it brings people together. And I feel like this is actually a big deal for me. I'm not even, like, playing this up. Like, it's a big thing, like your family's recipes, but I think I want to give it to people. That's good.
Starting point is 00:57:06 We're glad to hear that. Because I think, especially in a time like now, we need something. So you're going to give out the recipe? There's a catch. Mm-hmm. I'm going to give it out, but I'm thinking it'll be a one-time only thing. Right.
Starting point is 00:57:22 So you've got to be there to get the recipe. And if you're not, you miss out, then too bad. It's a one-night only deal. But anyone can get it. For that one night, anybody can have it. One night, if you're willing to put in the work, sit through. Bree's cooking class. You and I cooking the tiramisu.
Starting point is 00:57:40 And I'm thinking a tiramisu. Oh, that's a bit of marketing genius. We do it on the Zoom. Yeah. You've got to be on the Zoom live stream to get it, and if not, you miss out. Great idea. I think that's a fantastic idea.
Starting point is 00:57:54 There's just someone I'm not sure you've checked it with. Welcome to the show, your dad, Big Steve. Brianna. Oh, no. Brianna. Hi, Dad. You weren't listening to any of that, were you? Yeah, no. Brianna? Hi, Dad. You weren't listening to any of that, were you? Yeah, I heard all that.
Starting point is 00:58:12 I heard all that, Brianna. I'm not pleased. I can tell you now. Dad? Just so we're clear, Bri is planning on giving away the Thomas L. family tiramisu recipe. And I don't want it to blow back on us after that. Why wouldn't you tell me that he was on the line?
Starting point is 00:58:26 Because I want to get him on here so you can get his blessing. I know, but I could have actually asked him off air and tried to make it. But you didn't. You launched it before you asked him. So I was left with no resort but to message producer Ben and say, get him on urgently. And so here he is. Big Steve, how do you feel about the family recipe being broadcast to the nation?
Starting point is 00:58:44 I'm very, very unhappy about this, I can tell you now. The conciliary hasn't been consulted. No one's been talked to about this. This family recipe is precious. I don't care if the world's going through coronavirus. I don't care if it's going through the Black Plague. Okay, Dad, here's the deal. I mean, I was going to ask you.
Starting point is 00:59:06 I forgot. Oh, yeah. If you can tell me right now how to make the tiramisu, then I won't give it away. That was never part of my deal. I would argue, I'd argue, Big Steve,
Starting point is 00:59:27 if you don't know how to make it, you need Brita to spread this because what if she stops making it for you? You need someone else who knows how to make it so they can make it for you.
Starting point is 00:59:35 No, that doesn't matter. I don't care. Dad, to promote the tiramisu. Just like my mother, that's the only thing that matters.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Yeah. And she's going to put it in the family. Okay. Sorry. Well, the family's about to get a whole lot bigger, Dad. Because we're keeping it in the family. That doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:59:55 Like I said, I don't know how to make it. I just know how to eat it. Yeah, right. It's just like fun. We may have to take these negotiations offline. But at the moment, the plan is to, just for one night, Big Steve, broadcast a cooking class of the Thomasel family tiramisu recipe. We're going to spread that Thomasel love through Zoom Airwaves.
Starting point is 01:00:15 I might end up shooting that satellite down or something. I'm not sure. Okay, stick with us. We'll get some details on it. I think you've got some discussions to have with your father. Yeah, that was very awkward for me. I'm not going to lie. It's a big deal.
Starting point is 01:00:33 He didn't sound particularly happy. Nah, he'll be fine. There's another person we need to run the tiramisu past as well, and we'll get them on next. ZM. Brie and Clint. Brie has decided to betray her family. Don't say it like that.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Release her nonna's famous tiramisu recipe to the nation. I'm happy. It's a good thing for us. I mean, it is a big deal. And I know, you know, we joke about it and this and that or whatever. But when you're from an Italian family, like food is everything. And recipes are literally like heirlooms. And secrecy is like treated like the mafia.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Oh, honestly. But, you know. You'll be sleeping with the fishes for sharing this recipe. Literally. But I think if the last couple of years has taught me anything, it's life's too short and when you can try and spread a bit of joy and love, then you should go ahead and do that. And I hope the tiramisu.
Starting point is 01:01:24 And coming up to Christmas, perfect time to get this recipe. Do you think you have your nonna's blessing to share the recipe? You know what? I think, yeah, I think she was always about spreading love with food. That's what it's all about. And she would love it. Your dad was nervous about getting it out,
Starting point is 01:01:41 but as you rightly pointed out, he doesn't know how to make it. Yeah, he's got no idea. He needs to get as many people to learn this recipe rightly pointed out, he doesn't know how to make it. Yeah, he's got no idea. He needs to get as many people to learn this recipe as possible. My nonna taught me how to make it. Not my dad, me. We had planned to get Ross on, because I mean, this is Marketing Genius. This Friday. Yeah, he needs to give me a bonus.
Starting point is 01:01:58 I would think so, but he's busy. Of course he is. But this Friday there will be a Facebook Live of a Zoom cooking session where we prepare this thing one time only and then it disappears after that. It's not like you can go back and watch it at another time. You need to be watching the live as it's happening if you want the recipe. And we're also looking for some people if they want to actually be in the Zoom call and cook it along with us. So, yeah, if you're interested, if you want to cook a tiramisu this Friday night.
Starting point is 01:02:32 Look us a text. Yeah, text 9696. What ingredients go into this? I know you don't want to reveal too much, but can you reveal the ingredients required? You know, a bit of mascarpone, a bit of cream cheese, some, you know, maybe a bit of masala. Okay. Which is a certain type of alcohol. Oh, is it? Quite hard
Starting point is 01:02:52 to find. Right. Some coffee. I was thinking tikka masala. No, no, different. No, it's a type of alcohol. The coffee, do we need to have an espresso machine or can I just pour some hot water over the instant coffee? You may do with what you've got. That's what it's all about. I've done with the fancy
Starting point is 01:03:08 espresso and I've done with the normal instant coffee. Okay, cool. We'll release an ingredients list so everyone can cook along with the tiramisu. Yes. Well before Friday, it'll go up on our social media. Absolutely. If you want to be a part of it, yeah, text us to 9696 and we'll flick you back
Starting point is 01:03:23 some details. Someone block big Steve. Seriously. He's probably going to shut it down. That's going to be a part of it, yeah, text us to 9696 and we'll flick you back some details. Someone block big Steve. Seriously. He's probably going to shut it down. But it's going to be fun. The tiramisu. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.
Starting point is 01:03:34 It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, here we go. Birthday banger for a Monday. This will get you home. This is where we take three people's birthdays and we figure out what was number one on their 16th and then we'll play one of them. Andrew's here.
Starting point is 01:03:49 G'day, Andrew. G'day, Andrew. Hello. How are you? Birthday banger for a boomer. Birthday banger for a boomer. Hey, we love that, Andy. They're the best ones.
Starting point is 01:03:58 Birthday boomer. Bring it on. Boomer banger? Let's see. I'm curious to know. Maybe boom boom banger? As long as it's not a waltz or anything, that's okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:08 Perfect. So you're not looking for a waltz? A waltz. Andrew, how old are you? No. No, I'm not. Well, you can work it out. I'm not saying it's the 1960s.
Starting point is 01:04:16 Crikey. Yeah, I know. But you said waltz, mate. It's like you're not from Bridgerton. Well, you sound very young. No, that's true. Yeah. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:04:23 That'll do. Thanks, Brie. No worries, Andrew. No worries. What's the exact birthday we're looking up, Andrew? The 8th of October, 1964. You were 16, Andy, in 1980. And on the 8th of October, on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Starting point is 01:04:50 Now, first, Andy, is this a good boomer banger? Boy, you look so sad. Yes. You know it. Okay. I love that you know it. Shut up of your face. Shut up of your face. Oh, shut up of your face.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Yeah, that is such a good one. I like it. I remember that. Joe Dolce, shut up of your face. There's a little bit of a background here, Andrew, because that song never comes up in Birthday Banger. Ever. And yet our plan for today was to call Ross Boss
Starting point is 01:05:13 like four minutes ago and ask if we could play that song on ZM to launch the tiramisu. And then you call up and it comes up as your Birthday Banger. Mate, is it meant to be or what? It's destiny. It's what? It's destiny. It's destiny. It's destiny. We've already got the winner.
Starting point is 01:05:29 We might as well listen to the other two just for giggles. Yeah, right. Okay, I like your attitude. I like your style, Andrew. Wait there, Andy. We'll do one for Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.
Starting point is 01:05:36 Hi. How are you? Good, how are you? How creepy is that, Sarah? That is pretty, like, crazy. Weird, eh? Like, we would never talk about that song. And yet for some reason we planned to play it four minutes ago,
Starting point is 01:05:48 but Ross didn't answer his phone. I feel like this call is going to go nowhere. Yeah. Okay, Sarah, what's your birthday? The 9th of December, 1986. All right, Sarah, you were 16 in 2002. And on the 9th of December in 2002, this had a number one hit. The Ketchup Song.
Starting point is 01:06:16 By Lost Ketchup. Do you like it, Sarah? I mean, it's a song. You know what She's not wrong Don't you hate that She's not wrong When you lost your ketchup
Starting point is 01:06:29 Who even loses their ketchup You do that dance To try and find it Yeah you're like Damn it where is it Wait there Sarah We'll do one more I said I
Starting point is 01:06:38 I don't I don't I really don't No no no One more for Louise Hi Louise Hi Louise Kia ora
Starting point is 01:06:44 Kia ora. Kia ora. Hello, mate. You can tell it's a Monday here, Louise. How are you? How was your weekend? Good. Oh, bloody good.
Starting point is 01:06:54 It was warm, eh? It was really lovely this weekend. Right. How bloody hot was it? Really hot, eh? I don't know. I just, I managed to survive in the garden, staying in the shade most of the time, but far out. That's the plan.
Starting point is 01:07:07 That is the plan. Let's do your birthday, Banga Louise, for you and your tan lines. What's your birthday? 9th of December, 1980. So you're 9th of December as well, same as Sarah, but you were 16 in 1996, and on the 9th of December, on your 16th birthday,
Starting point is 01:07:25 this was top of the chart. Oh, that's a good one, Louise. Good one, eh? You like that? I mean, can it get much better than that, Louise? I mean, back then it was probably a banger. I mean, I'm not really up there now with them, but it's not bad. Well, they're not doing much now, Louise. There's not much to catch up on the Spice Girls front, to be honest.
Starting point is 01:07:50 Wait there, we've got a tough decision to make because there's destiny at play here. Can I ask the date of Andrew's birthday banger again? 8th of October, 1964. So he was 16 in 1980. Right. And Louise was born in 1980. Right. And Louise was born in 1980. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:08:07 And then Louise and Sarah are connected because they're both on the 9th of December. Weird, Ben. What's going on? I think we have to play the Joe Dolce song. We have to play it. It's not even my favourite song on here, but I think we have to play it. No, same here. I'd normally pick another song, but we've launched the tiramisu.
Starting point is 01:08:26 Andrew, what an energy he is. And this song comes up and we were going to play it. Hey, it's a boomer birthday banger, Andrew. You've just won. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Turn this one up, Andy. Thank you to everyone.
Starting point is 01:08:39 Have a great day. I want to hear you singing this from probably your fancy Mercedes. This might be your first time hearing this, Brian Clint. You know, sometimes things are given to you as a present and I feel very blessed. And this morning was one of those days for me, Clint, because I read a story online that was right up my alley. I saw the story and I knew it had you written all over it.
Starting point is 01:09:12 So good. I was like, this is a gift. Like, is it real? People talk about things being in their wheelhouse. This story is in your wheelhouse. The story is about President Joe Biden. And he was catching up with Camilla Parker Bowles who's obviously married to Prince, not Philip. Charles.
Starting point is 01:09:33 She's going to be the Queen of England next. I always forget him. I always miss him out. Anyway. She's married to the next king. No, I remembered her. I just forgot him. Anyway, they were catching up, Joe Biden,
Starting point is 01:09:46 President of the United States and Camilla Parker Bowles, you know, in the royal family. They were catching up at the COP26 summit, which is a very important thing. It's the global warming conference. You know? It's the conference to save the world. They need to talk about, you know, how they can cut global emissions
Starting point is 01:10:05 and do all these things to pretty much save the planet. Yeah. So they're catching up with this thing. A lot of pressure. And Camilla Parker Bowles has come out and said that during this conversation she had with the president, he has let rip a massive global emission. Poor Joe's had
Starting point is 01:10:25 a bloody shocker. He got filmed having a nap in the middle of it. Sleepy Joe. He shouldn't have went. And now he's dropped his guts in front of the next Queen of England. Apparently she can't stop talking about it right. She said it was long, it was loud and impossible to ignore
Starting point is 01:10:41 That's how the reports have said that that's how she described it. But you know what? I've went one better because I thought, you know, what can we do that other stations can't do? Because anyone can talk about the story. But what can we do? Which is why I thought we needed to do some sort of reenactment
Starting point is 01:11:01 where we could picture it. I had nothing to do with this, by the way. Clint loved it. I had nothing to do with this, by the way. Clint loved it. I had nothing to do with this. He directed this. Anyway, so here is our actual reenactment. It could be real. It could be not. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:11:15 But this is Camilla Parker Bowles and President Joe Biden when President drops a big five. Oh, Mr. President, it's lovely to see you again. How's Jill and the kids? They are all fantastic going very well. We should all catch up at the White House soon. Oh, we would love that. We're planning a trip to the States. Oh, Mr President, did you just break wind? No, I think that was the squeak in my shoe.
Starting point is 01:11:45 Oh, you definitely had roast beef for lunch. Have you used a Joe Biden simulator? I'm telling you, that's the real audio. That was, someone was recording it. Please tell me you used a fart simulator. Please tell me that was computer generated. That was real too That was computer generated too. That was real too.
Starting point is 01:12:11 Look, this is probably a bit of a community service announcement. Just don't shoplift in general. You know, it's just not a good idea. You don't want to end up on one of those walls of shame. Oh, they're so embarrassing. They're so embarrassing. You don't want to end up there. For you and the shop. Yeah. Like they don't look good in the shop, but they're so embarrassing. They're so embarrassing. You don't want to end up there. For you and the shop. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:25 Like they don't look good in the shop, but they're like, we have to put these people up. But if you stop doing it, then they don't have to put it up. So it works, you know, tenfold. My friend Veggie Shop's got a huge one. Does it? Huge. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:37 Have you ever thought, wouldn't mind, you know, getting up on there? Hall of Fame. Yeah, Hall of Fame. Steal a cucumber just to be. I love wall of shame. Yeah, wall of shame. It just works so perfect. There's a woman who will definitely be making this shop's Wall of Shame
Starting point is 01:12:50 after astounding footage of a woman who tried to shoplift a chainsaw. Right. I mean, big ticket item. So there is security camera footage of a woman. She walks into a shop. Yeah. And she goes down one of the aisles and she's looking at these chainsaws when she tries to put the chainsaw, hide the chainsaw down her pants.
Starting point is 01:13:25 How big was the chainsaw? Whoa, that's a full-size. Okay, that's a full-size chainsaw, hide the chainsaw down her pants. How big was the chainsaw? Whoa, that's a full-size. Okay, that's a full-size chainsaw. It's a pretty decent chainsaw. She tries to get the chainsaw down her pants. Oh, that looks dangerous. Only to realise that obviously it would be pretty noticeable. She stuffed, because I can see the video now,
Starting point is 01:13:43 she stuffed the whole blade end down her leg of her pants. It's got a sheath on it, thank God. And then she's wrestling with the engine, doesn't know where to put it. Yeah, and then she realises, she's like, oh no, what am I going to do here? Anyway, she finally, you know, realises that she can't get it done.
Starting point is 01:14:05 And, but, in saying that, she killed two birds with one stone because she was booked in for a bikini wax and she didn't have to go after that. I think she wants a weed whacker for that. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. She went back to steal the weed whacker. A hedge trimmer.
Starting point is 01:14:21 A hedge trimmer. She's putting it down her butt. She's going back in for another. Far out. This lady is something else. That's going back in for another... Far out. This lady is something else. That is the one item you should never shoplift. A chainsaw.

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