ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 8th November 2022

Episode Date: November 8, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Yo, what's up everyone? You're back on the podcast. Hi Ella, hi everybody. That was my Jojo Solo impression. Jojo Siwa. Oh yeah? It was good, thank you. I've got my hand appointment this week. Hand therapy.

Yeah. Well, no, you know what they're doing? They're making me new finger guards. Because it would have been swollen when they made these. Yeah. Well, no, you know what they're doing? They're making me new finger guards. Yeah. Because it would have been swollen when they made these. Oh, see, it's gotten less swollen. So as someone who had a lot of hand therapy when I did my finger. It doesn't look like it. No, because I dropped out.

How early did you take yours off? I would have worn it for a good few months. Months? Wait. You wore it for a good few months. It would have been healed. Was it? Wait, let's it for a good few months. It would have been healed. Was it? Wait, let's see.

Turn around. Yeah, it's fucked up. Which one? The bent one. Oh, yeah, that's bent. That's not cool. What? No, you're faking.

What? I've told you this, but I'll tell you again. Hand therapy is quite an intimate process because you sit across from quite a small table from this person. I'm looking forward to being touched. Yeah, yeah. And they massage your hand for about this person. I'm looking forward to being touched. Yeah, yeah. And they massage your hand for about 30 minutes. Oh, that sounds lovely, though.

It does. But you're face-to-face. You're face-to-face for this. You just chat. It's like when you get your nails done. You do. And this is why I have a bung finger. I'll tell you the story really quickly.

You're so antisocial. Your therapist was really hot. I'm scared. I don't want to talk to people. She was hot, but that wasn't an attraction thing. It was like, we got to know each other quite well. And then I missed a couple of appointments. And

she messaged me, she's like, hey, it's really inconvenient for me when you miss appointments because it actually cost me money. So I just stopped going. And I just ghosted her. You ghosted your hair therapist. Instead of dealing with the problem, I actually just And just confronting your mistakes.

And apologising and going, hey, I'm really sorry. Let me reimburse you for the appointments that I missed. I'm a really disorganised 27-year-old. It's me. Hi, I'm the problem. It's me. I just disappeared. And I never went back.

And now I have this bung finger to show for it. God, I did that when I was going to therapy. Yeah, right? And I had this real bad experience with this one therapist, like so bad that I had a full-blown panic attack, and I just never went back, which, I mean, it was the right decision not to go back to that one. Yeah, totally, but you didn't follow through with the process.

No, but I should be going to someone else, which I never did, but I just was like, well, that takes care of that. People do it in relationships all the time. Rather than deal with the issue in a good relationship, they just walk away. Yeah. And that's what I did. So my advice for you is you are about to enter

into quite an intimate relationship with somebody. Respect the process. I'm going to brush my teeth. Definitely brush your teeth. Don't start now. Eat some garlic. Don't start now. Four years into this, you decide to brush my teeth. Definitely brush your teeth. Don't start now. Eat some garlic. Don't start now. Four years into this, you decide to brush your teeth for them.

All right, do a leaver. I've been sharing a room with you for how long? I always brush my teeth. Wash them for me. Twice a day. Do you think singing happy birthday twice is long enough? What do you mean? When you brush your teeth?

No, not at all. Brushing your teeth is two minutes. That's two minutes. Guys, hey guys. No, not at all. Brushing your teeth is two minutes. That's two minutes. Guys, hey guys. No, it's not. Guys, this is exciting for me, but I think I'm finally ready and at that point in my life where I want to get an electric toothbrush. Don't start now.

How do you not already have an electric toothbrush? I don't know. I didn't grow up in a rich family. Oh, yeah, no, neither. They were very much a rich item to me. Yeah, back in the day, it was normal. Actually, I didn't have a toothbrush until I got together with Lucy, and they're an electric toothbrush family.

Manual toothbrush in our family. Do you use the same brush with different heads? No. Or do you have one each? No, we're rich now. Oh, you've got to have one each. All right, buddy. Just kidding, just kidding.

He's lost touch with the common man. Honestly. My partner and I will probably share one. It'll get all gross. You should share one until you decide if you like them or not. Well, that's true. I don't have one. Should we share one?

Oh, yeah. Leave it at work and just brush your teeth at work. That's not good. That's totally normal. Okay, let's get out of here, everybody. Enjoy the podcast. Bye, you guys. See you tomorrow.

See you guys. Thanks for listening. See you, JoJo. How are you feeling? What time is it? Two, three, two, one. It is Bree and Clint. G'day, everybody.

Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint and to all our Canterbury listeners. Happy Cup and Show, everybody. Yes, Happy Cup and Show to the Cantamb it's Bree and Clint and to all our Canterbury listeners, happy cup and show everybody. Yes, happy cup and show to the Cantabrians, Cantabrians, Cantabrians? Yeah, you got it. Cantabrians. You got it way faster than I'd hoped. I was like, she's got multiple wrong iterations to go through here.

I knew it was somewhere in that room. Cantabs. Cantabs. G'day, Ken Tabs. Today on the show, the Friday Jams Live Swap Shop returns. That is coming up so fast. This Sunday is Friday Jams Live. And if you've got something you're willing to swap with us,

at 5.30 this afternoon, we'll give you that opportunity. Call up, sell it to us, like, you know, give us the big pitch. Yes, something that you've got lying around. You don't have to put it on Trade Me and then buy the tickets at Friday Jams. We'll just do a straight swap. What are you looking for? What are you hoping to get out of the swap shop today? Some technology.

Oh, yeah, like a printer? Yeah, just something I'll use every day. Like a printer, a scanner, home scanner? Like a home scanner, maybe a fax machine. Maybe a printer, scanner, fax, shredder, all in one. I mean, I'd be keen. Maybe a fax machine. Maybe a printer, scanner, fax, shredder all in one. I mean, I'd be keen. Maybe even a beeper. Who knows?

Landline. Landline phone. These are great examples of things not to call in with. Yeah. But it can be anything. Anything you are willing to part with in return for two Friday Jams live tickets. That's at 5.30 today. Plus some special guests on the show. We're going to get Ruby Toohey on the show this afternoon

to talk about the big Black Ferns final sold out at Eden Park this Saturday. This is going to be massive, like bucket list stuff. No wonder it's already sold out. I tried to get tickets, it was sold out. I think literally hours after the game on Saturday. It's been a long time since we've had a Rugby World Cup final in New Zealand, so that's massive. But let's kick it off with Tradie vs. Lady.

We've got $50 cash up for grabs right now for the smartest tradie or lady in the country. Yeah, if you want to play, call now 0800-DIAL-ZM and we'll get into that next. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. The tradie's still way out in front But can the ladies pull one back this afternoon?

We're playing for 50 bucks cash Thanks to KFC Our tradie today is 25 years old They're from Tamaki Makoto And beans on toast, according to them Is better than spaghetti on toast Welcome to the show, Ryan G'day, Ryan.

Thank you very much. I mean, it is, right? Ryan. It's so superior. I agree. Are we talking baked beans? Yeah, baked beans. Baked beans.

I'd have to agree. And you know how you can even elevate it further? Yeah. Chop up some bacon. You cook the bacon off in little pieces and then put the beans with the bacon on the toast. Oh, grate some cheese into the beans before you microwave them? Cheesy beans?

Yeah. What do you reckon, right? Gorgeous. Oh, that's gourmet stuff right there. Signature dish. Okay, you're taking on our lady today. She's 27. She's from Auckland as well, and she loves surfing.

Welcome to the show, Rebecca. G'day, Bec. Long board, short board kind of gal. Any board? More importantly... You'll take what you can get. More importantly, baked beans or spaghetti on toast? Oh, always spaghetti.

Oh, we have a real rivalry. Controversial. It is on like Donkey Kong right now. You oppose each other in more ways than one. Ryan, your buzzer is tradie. Rebecca, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers wins that $50 cash from KFC and the title of tradie versus ladies today.

Here we go. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Who are the Black Ferns playing in the Rugby World Cup Grand Final this summer? Lady. Yes, Bec. England. Well done.

She is on the money. One to the ladies. Question number two. Which country consumes the most chocolate per capita? Is it USA, Switzerland, or the Netherlands? Maybe. Rebecca again. Switzerland.

God, she is on fire. That's two to the ladies. You need this one here, Ryan, to stop her, okay? Ryan, did you have your beans on toast this morning? I did not. I think that's why. Yeah. Beans, beans, magical. Okay, yep. Question think that's why. Beans, beans, magical.

Okay, yep. Question number three. Here we go. You need this one. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. The ladies are in. That's Katy Perry. Katy Perry.

She's all over it. Brian, I hate to say this, but that's what we call in the industry a down trowel. You got pants. Absolutely. Yeah. I hope you're wearing your good undies today, Ryan. 50 bucks cash coming your way. Congratulations, Rebecca.

Thank you. Nice work. Recently, there was that debate over what is in sweet and sour sauce. I remember you brought it to the show. Yeah, what was the main ingredient? Was it apricot? Apricots. Yeah, blew my mind.

Yeah. Blew my mind when I found that out. Well, it is the colour of apricots, isn't it? Yeah. But it's one of those things where you don't really think about it. Did you have, when you were growing up, did you guys have chicken tonight in australia absolutely we did do you remember um apricot chicken tonight delicious oh my god that was my fate i reckon that was my favorite meal growing up i we either apricot chicken chicken tonight we either had the apricot

one or the creamy chicken one oh yeah creamy chicken stuck around creamy chicken was good but i remember they discontinued apricot chicken, chicken tonight. And as a family, I remember being like, it'll come back. It's got to come back. It was one of the most. I remember checking the shelves at Pack and Save to be like, is it back? Is it back? And it never came back.

I mean, you know, we've had the pandemic, but that's what hit the 90s hard. That was our pandemic. Is taking apricot chicken away from the shelves. So much like the viral question, what's in Sweden's sour sauce? There's another one on social media at the moment. It's about cream eggs. And what's the gooey stuff inside cream eggs made of? It's got like the runny looks.

Kind of is made to look like an egg. It's made to look like yolk. It's got white though too. Yeah, how disgusting. It's got white and then the yellow part. Some hot cream egg facts for you first. Did you know creme eggs have been around? Hot creme egg?

Oh, don't know about that. No, hot facts about creme eggs. Got it. They've been around since 1971. Didn't know that. Have they? Yep. I reckon they tasted real different in the 70s.

I reckon they tasted real different 15 years ago. Yeah. They're so sweet. I like to think in the 70s they were like really natural. Like a real egg inside? Nah. Just for fun? Well, you know how they're definitely like made in a factory now?

Yeah. I like to think in the 70s some like chocolatier was like... Injecting them. Hand injecting. Did you know Cadbury sell 500 million cream eggs a year? Really? Yeah. Look, I'm not a...

And if cream eggs are two bucks a cream egg, do you reckon that's out of the question? They're two bucks? I don't know how much they are. I don't know. They'd be two bucks, right? Even if they're more than that, if they're at least two dollars, that means cream eggs are a billion dollar industry. Wow. Whoa! I'm not a part of it.

I'm not a cream egg person. Me neither. Oh. Nah, you're not. I'm not going to buy one Yeah But if there was one here That does not mean you're a cream egg person No but I'll eat it is what I'm saying I'd rather a Turkish delight

I'm not anti cream egg But no I'm not buying them Yeah So what is inside a cream egg? I've got the information It comes off a viral tweet where someone said I have a huge problem weighing on my mind What is the substance

inside the middle of a cream egg called what is it is it goo it's sugar goo that's what it is sugar go do you reckon it's just straight sugar it tastes like straight sugar yeah yeah ella what do you reckon is inside a cream egg have you got any idea oh you don't eat them hey because you're vegan yeah nah have you ever had a cream egg before you became a vegan? Yeah, but they're so sweet. What do vegans eat instead of eggs? There's this really good thing called carrots. They grow on the ground.

What, you have scrambled carrots? Wait, that's the substitute to carrot. To eggs. Oh, to eggs. Yeah. I thought you just meant in real life. Oh, tofu. Tofu and spinach tofu Tofu and seaweed

Tofu and scramble Right right right Scramble tofu's really good Alright get out of our Cream egg conversation Sorry bye Claudia what's the goo Inside a cream egg

I'm fairly sure I know what it is What It's like a fondant right I don't know Let's find out The goo Inside a cream egg

Is fondant It's obvious. How is it obvious? What else would it be? Fondant's hard. Fondant's the stuff you wrap around the outside of a cake. It's a different kind of fondant. Yeah, well, she's right.

It's sugar, corn syrup, and water, a.k.a. fondant. It looks like what happens. A.k.a. sugar goo. Yeah, when you try to make icing for a cake and you put water and icing sugar, it's exactly what it looks like. Yeah. Gross. Sickly sweet.

I don't know why it blew my mind, but it blew my mind. It's one of those things you never think about until you go, wait, what is that stuff? You know, there's a lot of food that I feel like you shouldn't think about it. There you go. Mind blown?

I don't know. Maybe a little. Maybe just a little bit. Bree and Clint. I've got space news, everybody. What happens when astronauts fart in space? Where? In the ship or in the International Space Station?

In the ship. Same thing as happens in a plane, I guess. Just disintegrates? Just dissipates. What if they do it in their space suit? In their space suit, yeah. Like, you know, say Lance Armstrong. No, Neil Armstrong, not Lance.

I do that every time. Yeah, yeah. Buzz Aldrin. I know history. Lance Armstrong cycling around the moon. Yeah, you know, Lance Savali when he stepped down onto the moon. Yeah. And he was walking around imagining if he was like, oh, no.

Lance Armstrong wouldn't need a space suit because his blood has been so doped with oxygen. He'd just stay firmly. He could just hold his breath. Yeah, and stay firmly on the ground. There's so much oxygen in his blood. That'd be a bad time if you had gas in a space suit. Yeah, correct.

He's not going anywhere. Well, like, actually, I't know who like, like nobody. They'd be on a special diet. They'd be on a gas reducing diet for that very reason. True. You know? Yeah. Because also the pressure.

Imagine your bloody colon's building up with gas and it's expanding. Oh God. Anyway, what are we talking about? I've got space news. Tonight, the people of New Zealand and Australia will be treated to a total lunar eclipse. I love Twilight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my favourite one in that series.

A blood moon. It's called a blood moon. Oh, I like that movie too. Was it a Twilight movie? I think so. Nah. Yeah, Twilight. Didn't they have, yeah.

New Blood. Twilight New Blood. Was it New Blood? And Twilight. Look at producer have, yeah. New Blood. Twilight, New Blood. Was it New Blood? And Twilight. Look at producer cord. Do you know? What are you guys on about? Wait, I've got to look this up now.

Yeah, can someone look up the name of the Twilight movies for us? There's like New Moon. New Moon. Breaking Dawn. Breaking Dawn. Part one and part two. Yeah. Oh, well that was a bit lazy.

And the other one? Just Twilight, right? Blood. There's no blood. Eclipse. The Twilight saga, Eclipse. Yeah, right? Blood. There's no blood. Eclipse. The Twilight saga Eclipse. Yeah, right. Good one, guys.

Yeah. Well, anyway, tonight you can see a blood moon. Get hyped because this is the last time you'll see a blood moon until 2025. 2025. God. That's a long time, isn't it? It's kind of like when the comets come past. Halley's Comet's like once every 70 years.

Is it? Well, do comets come back past? Don't they just shoot off into space? No, like Hayley's Comet, it's like once every 70 years or even longer, actually. Right. It's like really few and far between. That's my least favourite Twilight movie. What, the comet?

Yeah. Yeah, they kind of went downhill at that point. Oh, wait. Anyway, tonight if you want to see the blood moon Where do you see it? In the sky, dumbass No, but where? What's the best time and where? When

When Where, look at the moon When Midnight So you've got to stay up till midnight But if you do, it will last for 85 minutes The blood moon 85 minutes The Blood Moon 85 minutes

And the last chance You get to see one Until 2025 Mine usually is 6 days 6 to 7 Now you don't want to watch That Twilight film I'm not staying up till midnight

For that one No I wouldn't recommend it I'm actually avoiding That one altogether I generally try and schedule My days off around that one Have you heard go. No. I wouldn't recommend it I'm actually avoiding that one altogether. I generally try and schedule my days off around that one. Have you heard the new

Twilight film that's coming out? Twilight. Synced up. That's our space news everybody. It's time for the later. This is big news. Daniel Craig aka James Bond is getting his own Marvel series, Dean. He is.

It's going to be a Disney Plus series. Super cool. He will portray the Asgardian warrior, Balder the Brave. Now, if you know, that is Thor's half-brother. Thor's half-brother is what he will play. Very cool. I am excited to see this. He was obviously offered, I think it was, was it $100 million to play Bond for three

more movies and he turned it down. So he's probably sitting there going, should have taken the money. What else can I do? What else can I do? Let's do another Thor half brother series. Why not? I reckon Liam or the other one are pretty gutted that Daniel Craig is getting the role as Thor's half-brother.

Because, I mean, if anyone would have played a good half-brother to Chris Hemsworth, it was his real brother. One of his brothers. But that's probably because Liam Hemsworth booked that massive gig because he's taking over Henry Cavill as the Witcher. Yes, he is. So that's a huge role that he's landed. I mean, fans are up in arms about that news as well. is. So that's a huge role that he's landed. I mean, fans are up in arms about that news as well.

Yeah. But that's a huge get for Liam Hemsworth. Daniel Craig will have to get super ripped again. Surely you have to be super ripped to play Thor's half-brother, or do you just have to get half-ripped? Well, how old is Daniel Craig? Oh, good question. Age game?

I reckon he's 47. Dean, how old do you reckon Daniel Craig is? I reckon he's 51. 51? Yeah, for some reason. game? I reckon he's 47. Dean, how do you reckon Daniel Craig is? I reckon he's 51. 51? Yeah, for some reason. I'd probably say like 46. 46? 46.

He's 54. I win. Wow. There you go. Hello, Daddy. Some of these young photos of him look like you, Dean. Oh, wow. Am I going to look like that?

Yeah, actually. Kind of. Yeah look like that? Yeah, actually. Kind of. Yeah. Yeah. That means 34 years. 34 years. I think you're going to look like him when you're 54. It's our 20-year-old intern, Dean McCarthy,

reporting live out of Los Angeles this afternoon. Brie and Clint. We're going very highbrow today, Brie. We're going intellectual. Oh, good. Sandstone University. I don't know what that is, but please welcome to the show this afternoon, senior lecturer in the English department at the University of Victoria, Dougal McNeill. G'day, Dougal.

Hi, Brie. Hi, Clint. You might be the most intellectual guest we've had on The Brie and Clint Show, so congratulations. Well, being able to talk to Brie will be the first thing from work that my kids will be proud of. It's great to be here. Oh, my God, I'm so flattered. Is it true, Dougal, that you are giving a class on Taylor Swift?

Yeah, we had a group of poets come in, Ronya Ibrahim and Chris Tease, who's the Poet Laureate, and Summer Kim Lee, who's a scholar from over in Los Angeles, to have some first impressions on Midnight. It's a big cultural deal, an amazing album, great storyteller, fantastic lyricist. There's so much to talk about. This is incredible.

I wish this was available when I went to university, Dougal. Would you say, in your opinion, is Midnight's the most poetic album of Taylor's so far? Oh, the debate's only just begun. I mean, I actually think some of the early work, the country work's got some amazing storytelling going on. Of course. There's so much poetry in Evermore.

Reputation, actually. If you think about some of the stuff she's dealing with there, that idea of all of these different Midnights going together, I mean, yeah, there's a hate. You're a Swifty, aren't you? You're a Swifty. Unashamedly. Wow. Full of shame.

Take your pick. I love it. I would love to be in a university lecture hall as on the board at the front, the lecturer just writes, it's me. Hi, I'm the problem. It's me. Full stop. Underline.

Someday, Zion. You sound awesome, Doug. Do you think we're going to see more of this as we're moving forward like in education where they bring in, you know, current things? Pop culture references. Pop culture references and stuff that's more relevant to today's audience. Oh, absolutely. And if you think about it, poetry is having a moment as well.

There's more people reading poetry than ever before, and it's getting shared on Instagram and social media and so on. I think that's really exciting. I'm loving it. Look, you are an academic. Tell us why. What is it about Taylor Swift that makes her worth studying over, like, I don't know. Ariana Grande.

Yeah, exactly. What is it about Taylor specifically that means she's worth studying? Well, I don't want to start a war with any Ariana Grande fans that are listening to the show. But just think about the ways that she can take one detail, a scarf or a cardigan or a line about a pageant queen. And just from one or two details in a song, three minutes, you've got a whole world conjured up. You know, you've got a whole story there and you're there. You can see it.

You can imagine it. I think that power with imagery just makes it something pretty. She's amazing at what she can do there. She can pull it all together and wrap it in a song that you can dance to, wrap it in a song that you can sing along to. I feel like I'm learning as we speak. You're so spot on. It's ridiculous how much she takes you to a

memory or a place with certain lyrics. Yeah, exactly. I need to put you in touch with my English teacher from high school because she made us study Wuthering Heights. And that's not to say Wuthering Heights is not a great piece of literature. It just didn't draw in the youth. You know, you found a way to connect with young people on subject matter that they care about. And then you go, now that I've

got your attention, look at what this person is doing. So well done. We've done a lot of jokes about this, but genuinely congratulations on finding subject matter that gets a new generation interested, you know? Oh, thanks very much, Clint. And I like Kate Bush too, so Wuthering Heights is a... Not that Wuthering Heights. Not that Wuthering Heights. Mate, I'll come and take the class any day.

That is Senior Lecturer in the English Department at the University of Victoria, Dougal McNeill. Thanks so much. Say hi to your kids for me, Dougal. It's another one of those stories, Clint, where you read it or you hear about it and you kind of wonder to yourself, would I have done the same thing? And I always think, no, I wouldn't because I'm not stupid. Okay. Well, you say that now't because I'm not stupid. Okay. Well, you say that now.

Sometimes I'm not stupid. You say that now. What's the circumstance? So here's the circumstance. So a 24-year-old went to Sydney Court over the weekend after a young couple had accidentally submitted a payment for a house. And they entered the wrong number on the transfer and instead of going to the bank, it went to this 24-year-old guy. They paid him for a whole house.

Pretty much. Right. So they transferred him accidentally $850,000. Oh! Right. Who has that money to transfer, first of all? People buying houses. Pretty impressive.

Anyway. Actually, no, good point. People buying houses don't have that much money. The bank usually deals with that. You pay the deposit and then the bank. That's a big-ass deposit. And it usually goes from the bank to a lawyer, to your lawyer, and then your lawyer transfers it to their lawyer,

and their lawyer transfers it to the person who gets it. I wouldn't know if I never bought a house. But good to know, you know, just for knowledge. I'm here for you when you finally do. Yeah, good, thank you. He appeared in- When you get off your ass and work, okay? Seems like nobody wants to work these days.

I am Kim Kardashian Leave me alone Buy a house you loser God just do it Stop wasting your time This guy's name is I drive past so many houses every day There's heaps of them

Just get one Yeah heaps for sale too And I'm actually ashamed of myself That I bought one His name's Abdel And he has pleaded guilty to two counts of dealing with the proceeds of crime is what they're calling it, having spent large portions of the money on everything from clothes

and makeup to gold bullion and foreign exchange. Oh, good. He was investing some of that. Right? Yeah. So the guy, this happened back in 2020, and he pretty much said, I woke up one morning and the money was just in my account because he kind of got asked at court,

you know. How'd you get it? Well, how'd you get it and why did you go ahead and spend it? Right, okay. So he said he had no idea how it got there, but he told the bank that it was there, but then i also did go and spend heaps of it yeah yeah what did he think it was just like his christmas bonus or

something you know because ignorance is is not a defense if you if you go well it was in my account so i assumed it was mine well it's just a warning for anyone that thinks oh well it's in my account fighters keepers losers weepers yeah yeah it's noters. Yeah, yeah. It's not how it works. It sucks that that's not how it works because, you know, like. I mean, yeah, it does, but it doesn't suck for the people who accidentally transferred that amount of money. I find bank transfers so stressful because there's no, like, take back button.

Well, that's the thing. Once I hit confirm, it's gone and i can't undo that payment there's no like there's not even like a 20 second cooling off period where you go you sure so my partner comes to me the other day and she goes um uh so you're gonna need to put more money in the joint account and i went why she goes oh well look i'm not gonna say it was my fault, but I accidentally instead of paying, I paid the internet bill and then I thought I was paying the water bill, but I paid the internet bill again. And then I thought I was paying electricity

and accidentally paid the internet again. So we got internet. For three months. But just no water or electricity. I was like, great. Yeah. Anyway, so he had to pay the money back. I assume he had or electricity. I was like, great. Yeah. Anyway, so he had to pay the money back. I assume he had to pay the money back and then some.

So I believe he's been reprimanded in court and, yeah, he'll have to pay it back. Yeah. Well, just sell your gold bullion. You don't have to give all the money that you get back. So get this, though. So get this. The gold bullion, because he bought quite a bit of gold.

Yeah. That was like where a lot of gold that was like yeah where a lot of the money went went up in value so the gold still unaccounted for all right good he's hiding it he's he's buried it somewhere yeah pretty good plan to be honest you know i can't really fault the guy you're like if you want to go on a treasure hunt here on the brie and clint show we have certain coping mechanisms. A lot of them developed during lockdown, to be honest. Yeah.

You know, we were here every goddamn day. Well, you guys were just having fun at home. Yeah, so much fun, especially if you've got heaps of children. Yeah, you were living the dream in lockdown. Yeah, living it up. Homeschooling those kids. Anyway, we invented something in collaboration with Shania Twain to get things off our chest, and that thing is called...

That don't impress me much. Through the medium of Shania, we share our problems. A whinge, have a complain, and you just feel better for it. And we're going to do it together this afternoon. I feel like all of us have got something to get off our chest. Yes, I think so. I feel like you seem like you're the most burdened. we're going to do it together this afternoon. I feel like all of us have got something to get off our chest. Yes. Yeah. I think so.

I feel like you seem like you're the most burdened. Do you want to kick us off this afternoon? I'm pretty annoyed. Yeah, I'm ready. All right. Let's go, everybody. Okay. So can we stop having designated times for dogs on beaches?

Okay, thanks, Mike. That don't impress me much. Yeah, get the dogs off the beaches. No. What? Does that know what you mean? Dogs should just be allowed on beaches any time. Oh, I thought you were saying get rid of the times with dogs.

No. I hate that there's designated times. I get maybe there could be times where they should be on a leash and then there's times where they can be off leash. But just dogs all the time. I don't understand. So during designated dog hours, can your dog be off the

leash? Depends. It can be designated dog hours off leash or designated dog hours off leash. You know who's fault it is, eh? Who? The daughterals. Stupid daughterals. Stupid dotterals. Stupid delicious looking dotterals. But the beach where we go, the dotterals are up one end of the beach.

Yeah. And you're not allowed to take dogs up there, which is fine. Yeah. That's totally fine. But the rest of the whole beach, there's no dotterals anywhere. Ella, remember when Taylor Swift came to New Zealand just to stomp on daughterals? Do you remember that? What?

No. What happened? You're lying. She filmed a music video. Brought the cars on the beach. Yeah, she crushed them daughterals. Yeah, it was an awesome video. Go off, Taylor.

Do you guys agree? Dogs all the time on the beaches? Yeah. It's annoying having to fit your time around. You don't agree, producer. Yeah, I see you shaking. Maybe not. You have a dog, too.

I have a dog. What? How come? I don't agree, producer? Yeah, I see you shaking Maybe not You have a dog too I have a dog What? How come? I don't know I just feel like I understand people Just wanting space away from dogs for a bit No, well you have to have control If you don't have control of your dog

Then it should be on a leash Take it up with the council, mate Claudia, you're up Okay So the surfers on the beach Decided to sit and watch me drown Okay. So the surfers on the beach decided to sit and watch me drown instead of helping me. We're very beach focused. That sounds like a yarn though, whatever.

That was a bit more dramatic than it actually was. They saw that I was getting washed away a little bit with my dog and instead of helping me. Shouldn't have had the dog on the beach. Was it designated dog time? That woman's outside designated dog hours. Instead of helping me, they walked right past and went to my partner and just went, a word of advice, never turn your back on the ocean.

And I was like. Boom. Did they want you to die to learn your lesson? They just kept walking. But, you know, it was fine. I had it under control, but my dog was kind of being washed away. But it's fine. Wow.

Maybe there should be designated times for dogs. Ella. Okay. People don't know how to indicate. They go into a lane, then decide to indicate when they're already in the lane. That don't impress how to indicate, they go into a lane, then decide to indicate when they're already in the lane. That don't impress me much. Do you have a licence? Yeah, I'm with Bree on this.

You complaining about road rules, I'm like, yeah, but aren't you still in your learner's licence? She probably knows them the best because she studied them most recently. Oh, I did? Because you're old. Were you on your booster seat when this happened? Because they may have indicated at the right time. You just might not have seen them over the door.

I have my full thank you very much. No, I agree with you. Indicate before moving into the lane. Merge like a zip. Yeah. Yeah. I'll wrap this whinge fest up. Okay.

So clothes dryers exist to dry your clothes, but if you put your clothes in the clothes dryer, they'll ruin your clothes. That don't impress me much. Honest to God, every single item that ends up in there shrunk. But were they dry? Too dry.

I had, I'm not joking, so I had this knit jumper from Glassons and I washed it. That was your first mistake. I've never thought of anything that should go in the dryer list. And I didn't put it in the dryer. My partner put it in the dryer and I was pulling stuff out of the dryer and I'm not joking, it looked like a jumper for a teddy bear. It was that tiny and my partner goes, you know what she says?

She goes, oh, well, we can give it to my three-year-old niece. It'll fit her. You know what Bree said? That don't impress me. Not tall, man. Bree and Clint. Got the looks for happy. Bree and Clint.

If you are one of the 81,000 people that follow Eat Lit Food on Instagram, you'll know who Albert Cho is. You might not know that he's got a book out. He's an author now. This is so exciting. Oh, my God. And he joins us on the show right now. Hi, Albie.

G'day, Albie. Hello. The book is called I Love My Stupid Life. What's it about? The inspiration of the book came from I always liked cookbooks, but not for the actual recipes, but because what came before the recipe when they write about what they actually, like why that recipe is included.

So I thought it would be interesting to write a book about my life through food. And I've had a pretty interesting relationship with it. I want to know from you, what recipes can we expect to be in the book there's a range of recipes I wouldn't say they're necessarily like my favorite food but it will be like recipes that were quite pivotal moments in my life so you'll find a mixture of like my friend's spaghetti bolognese which I refer to as like the best spaghetti bolognese ever and then like Al Brown and um who gave me a like bowman recipe and hotel ponsonby

who gave me like sticky date pudding recipe and then my mum's cooking which was like a lot of traditional korean so we'll find a big range in there in there you talk about some pretty heavy topics including coming out to your parents and talking about your eating disorder. Was it hard to write really honestly about yourself? I think it was a lot harder for people to read than it was to write for me because I think I reached a point in my life when I was finally ready to talk about this stuff openly and honestly.

For people who have read it, like my family and some of my friends, it's been very confronting to them. But any one of us, any individual who had a chance to write an honest book about ourselves, anyone would be disturbed. I have heard before that writing a book can be quite therapeutic.

Do you feel like you delved even further into why you are the way you are and who you are as a person? I feel like when people ask this question, they want me to say, like, yeah, it was actually a very therapeutic process. But in all honesty, therapy was therapeutic for for me but writing the book was actually just it was real easy for me actually just like flow quite naturally I didn't realize what I wrote until it went to print and then my father read it and my dad was kind of like what the heck is this and then that's when I was kind of like okay this book is a little bit too open maybe but I'm excited for people to read it. We're talking to Eat Lead Food,

and I feel like I'd be doing everyone a disservice, Albie. If we didn't ask you right now the top three places to eat in the country, where would you say? Oh, my God. I would say, well, currently I'm really loving Kindela on K Road. And then there's this new restaurant called Alpha in Parnell. And the third one. You have to say one that's not in Auckland.

Oh, then Ortega in Wellington. I actually think Ortega is one of my favourite restaurants in New Zealand. Okay. All right. James Corden recently got banned from a restaurant in New York City. Are there any restaurants that you're not allowed to go to because of things that you have said about them in your reviews before? There's been one restaurant and the chef told me

if I ever came to that restaurant, he would punch me in the face and drop me. There was one restaurant, I don't want to name the name, but yeah, he knows exactly who he is. You're not banned, you've just been heavily threatened. Yeah, yeah. And I went and he didn't punch me in the face, so it's fine. exactly who he is. You're not banned. You've just been heavily threatened. Yeah, yeah. And I went and he didn't punch me in the face

so it's fine. Oh, what a drop nuts. Oh, he's all talk. Yeah, I know. All talk. Last question because I think everybody wonders this

about you. When you go to a restaurant do you have to pay for your food or do you eat for free? Oh my God, everyone asking this question I have to pay for my food.

Really? I have to pay. Yeah, good. Relatable. Makes you way more relatable. Do they try and give it to you for free? Oh, my God. Everyone asking this question, I have to pay for my food. Really? I have to pay. Yeah, good. Relatable. Makes you way more relatable. Do they try and give it to you for free sometimes so you say nicer things? There have been restaurants that try to give it to me for free, but it's always very uncomfortable to receive a free meal.

Last question. In the book, obviously, there's recipes. Last year, I believe it was, you tried my nunna's tiramisu recipe uh i'm just wondering why you never called me to have that recipe in the book or i so should have actually i'm so sorry oh my god that's so awkward wow next book okay deal deal yeah it's out now we're so excited for you we love your instagram account and we love you as well. That's EatLitFood. Albert Cho, thanks for talking to us. Thanks, Albie.

Thank you so much. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's new Megan Trainor. It's called Made You Look. Producer Claude brought up an interesting topic earlier today where she was discussing the times where you have dreams about people that you don't have a romantic connection with,

but for some reason you have it. Like your boss. Oh, okay. Or your mother-in-law. Or your gynecologist. Yeah, and you end up having a sexy dream about them. Yeah. And are you listening, Claude?

Sorry, Ella was talking, so I got distracted. Not my fault. Pay attention. I'm working. What do you mean you're working? This is... Oh, anyway. Deep breaths, guys.

Deep breaths. Oh, the wheels are off. Where did you read this story? Because who's had a dream about who? Oh, it's an article in the Herald today. And it's this woman who is really stressed because she's had the very dream about her female best friend. Oh, no. So it's a same-sex situation.

And now she's wondering, wait, do I love her or am I in love with her? She's like, what does it mean? Am I gay? Wait, am I a lesbian? Must have been a good one to have her questioning all of her stuff, you know. Because you can have a fleeting one and you go, oh, that was weird. But if it stays with you, because it has me pretty lucid too to remember it. I've definitely had dreams about people I wasn't involved with

and then I kind of felt differently about them afterwards. Definitely happened to me in my past, for sure. It made me think about a time on our show when heaps of people that listened to our podcast messaged the group and said, have you guys listened to the podcast intro on the Jason PJ show today? Uh-oh. And I was like, no. And they're like, you should.

And it's because we've got the audio from that podcast intro. This is what was said on the Jason PJ show. I had another vivid dream last night. Oh, yeah? I was a lesbian. And we're off. I had a full-on lesbian dream, yeah. You know when you wake up and you're just like, what?

It was lovely, yeah. No, no, no, it was all good. No, it was more like a relationship. Who? Someone I know? Yeah. It was a friend, yeah. Who? Someone I know? Yeah. It was a friend, yeah. Who?

Which one? Brie. Please welcome to the show, Polly Hardy. Good afternoon, team. Not that awesome, I was expecting. Sorry to dredge this one up again, Paige. That's years ago. Brie's still dining out on that.

Oh, mate, I dine out. That's got to be like three or four years old, that dream now. Multiple times a year. And I just wanted to call you, PJ, and ask, did you remember that or have you blocked it out of your memory? Okay, do not take this to heart, but I totally, like when you got me on, I was like, oh, my God, Bree's had a dream about me. But it was the other way around.

Right. That's embarrassing. So are you over Bree? No, I'm not. Have you moved on? There was a phase where I kept having dreams like that about everyone around me. I had one about Jay. Oh, so I'm not the only one.

Well, no, it was amazing. Don't get me wrong. But like Jay and then Alex, our producer, and I think I had one maybe about Ross Boss back in the day. It was like everyone don't get me wrong. But like Jace and then Alex, our producer, and I think I had one maybe about Ross Boss back in the day. It was like everyone and anything. PJ? Yeah? Out of everyone, who was the best?

Oh, hands down you. Did you hear how flustered I was? Did you say me? She said hands down you. Hands down, I mean. I'm going to die down On that for the next Ten years Thank you PJ PJ I just want to check

So Jace Bree Alex Perigo Ross Boss Clint Did I feature anywhere In Well I just think

We haven't spent Enough time together And the thing is Do you know what They say that actually It means that You're not sexually Attracted to the person

It's more of a Platonic thing Like So you're not sexually Or plat the person. It's more of a platonic thing. So you're not sexually or platonically attracted to me, is that what you're saying? No, but what I'm saying is maybe, oh, no, that's actually really awkward. She just feels nothing for you is what she's saying. You're a very good looking man, Cliff. Yeah, right. No, no, you are.

Right, so I shouldn't expect an invite onto the PJ podcast anytime soon. Is that what you're saying? Oh, my God, no. Actually, I was going to ask you guys. Yeah, where's my invite been? I've been waiting for months for this invite. No, seriously, you guys are free over the next couple of weeks. Yeah, Cain, hey, I'll come on after I've had a sexy dream about you,

which is bound to be probably tonight, I'd say. Yeah, well, now that we've chatted. You'll be top of mind. I really feel like I'm a third wheel in this situation. I feel like I should leave and just leave you two to it. Yeah, that's probably a good idea, actually. I'm sorry. I've got so distracted.

I've literally got my baby feeding on me right now. Oh, now you've got someone else sucking on your boobs. This is unfair. All right, Paige, we'll leave you to it. Congratulations on everything. Say hi to Beech from us. Do you want to come on the show? Yeah, don't give me a sympathy invite, mate.

What about me? Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Cheers to JB Hi-Fi. Shop how you want, in-store or online, with payment options to suit all.

That's right, everyone who plays Birthday Banger with us is in the draw for a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. If you win, if your song gets played, that's what you'll receive. That's correct. Let's find out what song was top of the charts on Lucy's birthday. G'day Lucy Hi Mate, what's your birthday? It's 16th of October 2003

Alright Lucy, that means you were 16 in 2019 And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one Lizzo. You into it? I love Lizzo. Do you love Lizzo? Who doesn't, right? She burst onto the scene with Truth Hurts.

And it was because of, the album was actually two years old, but it's because it featured on that movie Someone Great on Netflix. A Netflix movie, eh? Yeah. And now she's one of the biggest stars in the world. Huge. Okay, you'll like that birthday banger. That Someone Great on Netflix. A Netflix movie, eh? Yeah. And now she's one of the biggest stars in the world. Huge. Okay, you'll like that birthday banger. That gets a tick from you, right, Lois?

Yeah, sir. Cool. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Kath. Hi, Kath. G'day, Kath. Hi. Hi.

How are you, mate? Yeah, good, thanks. Yeah, all good. What's your birthday, Kath? 24th of Feb, 1971. All right, that means you were 16 in 1987. And on the 24th of Feb in 87, this was number one. Oh, we're halfway there.

Oh, give it all a break. Bon Jovi. Awesome. Bit of Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi. What do you reckon, Kath? Yes, definitely. Shake your Bon Bon Jovis. Awesome. Bit of Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi. What do you reckon, Kath? Yes, definitely. Shake your Bon Bon Jovis.

Yep, totally. I love Bon Jovi. He's not Clint's favourite. No, don't. I'm not here to rain on Kath's parade, okay? I'm not here to put my. But that's the truth. Yeah, but I'm not here to put my problems on Kath.

I want to celebrate with Kath. But I hate that song and I hate Bon Jovi. So it is Kath's problem because that might hinder it getting picked. But you have picked it before, so I will just say that. Yeah, let's go with it. Yeah, okay, all right. Well, it's got Kath's vote. Yep, lock it in.

Let's override them. Let's get rid of them. Larissa's here. Hi, Larissa. Hi, Larissa. Hello. Hello. How's your day going, mate?

Busy. How's yours? Yeah, not too bad. Thank you. Larissa, well, let's get you in and out. How's your day going, mate? Busy. How's yours? Yeah, not too bad. Thank you. Larissa, well, let's get you in and out. What's your birthday? 26 of the Feb 1997. Right, that means you were 16 in 2013. And on the

26 of Feb in 2013, this was number one. Oh, you and the girls would have been doing a Harlem Shake on your 16th birthday, surely? Absolutely. Filmed and posted. Yeah. Submitted it into Select Live,

hoping that Drew and Shannon would play it on TV. Should we bring back the Harlem Shake? Absolutely. Well, what did I say that's coming back the other day? I think it was the mannequin challenge? Planking? Planking. I tried to bring back the mannequin challenge a couple of years ago.

It didn't take off. Really? Yeah. Yeah, right. Well, maybe we need to bring back the Harlem Shake. Oh, it's so invasive in the ear holes. Wait there, the rest of them. We need to pick a winner.

It's between Lizzo, Jovi And the Harlem Shake What are you voting for? Bon Jovi With Kath Go on Throw Kath a vote Come on Pick her up

For a Tuesday I don't want to vote for Lizzo Because we probably played that song 15 minutes ago Pick Harlem Shake If you want to pick Harlem Shake I don't want to pick Harlem Shake because the song sucks. So it looks like, Kath, you have won.

I feel like, oh my God, is this really happening? It's happening. I think this is the second time this year. Kath, congratulations. You just won Birthday Banger with Bon Jovi. What are the chances? Kath, if you dream it, you can achieve it. Totally, totally.

$100 JB, high five out. You're coming your way. Well done, Kath. Awesome, thank you. Get in, Kath. Nice work. Brie and Clint. I saw a tweet today, Brie, that said 900,000 New Zealanders

tuned in to TV3 to watch the Fr-to-air Black Ferns semifinal. Almost a million New Zealanders tuned in for that game. Oh, mate, people are so, so behind these girls, and it's so awesome to see because they deserve it. Please welcome to the show one of the stars of that game and that team. It's our favourite. It's Ruby Dewey. Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby.

There she is. She's got the flame on the side of the hair. She was quick as lightning there on Saturday night. Mate, that try that you scored was bucket list stuff, surely, in your career. It was pretty good. Hey, Bree, I've got a bone to pick with you. You weren't here last time I came on.

Yeah. It was only Clint, and we had to sell our Eden Park by ourselves. Yeah, and we did it, eh, Rubes? And we did it, but I think we're pretty much already sold out for the weekend coming, so yeah, that try and, you know, beating France by one point, coming down

to the last... Are you saying Bree's no use to you because it's already sold out? Mate, I already tried to buy tickets for this weekend and it's sold out. Let me tell you for free. The real reason we're calling you is because Bree wants to get on your friends and whanau guest list. Yeah, so about that, Ruby, you wouldn't happen to have it. No, boy, it's funny, man. I love everybody tuning up and supporting us.

It's stuff dreams are made of. But, man, I've got, like, turning up and supporting us. Like, it's stuff dreams are made of. But, man, I've got cousins coming out of places I never knew, eh? Yeah, you will. This is the week. I was there on Saturday night, and I watched you girls, and I watched you during the anthem, and just your faces looking up at that stand full of people in the occasion. Pretty overwhelming, right?

It's funny. Like, everywhere I sing the anthem, all around the world, like I just, you know, close my eyes and get into the moment and I went to just sing my heart out like I always do and I, it was like there was a massive choir. I just was like, holy, so I had to open my eyes and be like, true,

this is all of us. Like it was one of the most special anthems I've ever, it was louder than when we sold out Eden Park last time. Did you hear those two really flat guys during the anthem? That was me and Guy Williams. Yeah. We were just, you know... Singing the loudest, but the flattest as well.

No judge, man. Hey, Ruby, I read something somewhere that was talking about how you said this was more special and meant more than that gold medal last year. Well, I think my words were like so last time i played the french in a massive match obviously was the olympic final and that game was way more intense um had way more pressure and it was it was just way cooler to be a part of like it was way more incredible, so it was yeah, the last time I saw that bloody blue jersey smoking me

at the Olympics and it was just you know, it was in New Zealand and the anthem like Clint said and just everybody getting behind us, it was just like, you know, people were yelling at the kicker for that penalty kick in the last minute like, it was pretty out the gate, it was pretty out the gate There's nothing like playing on home turf

and that's what I mean when I say this is like bucket list stuff. And I'm just so stoked for you guys. Can you believe it? The final, mate. You made it. Far out. The World Cup final. Like, you know, Black Ferns have played in New Zealand before,

but we play at different stadiums. And even this World Cup, they were saying, oh, you know, you guys won't sell out Eden Park. We'll put you somewhere else. And, you know, a few people behind the scenes had to put their foot down. We were like, oh, you know, you guys won't, you won't sell out Eden Park, we'll put you somewhere else, and, you know, a few people behind the scenes had to put their foot down, we were like, come on, bro, like, just give us a shot, like, give us a chance to say

New Zealand, are you coming with us? Because I know they'll come, and so I'm just so proud to be a Kiwi this week, and yeah, World Cup final at home, like, you know, this is for everyone, we all got to get up for this, and no, I'm so proud to be a Kiwi right now. It's going to build.

It's only Tuesday at the moment. By Saturday, the country is going to be at fever pitch. Are you guys ready for that? Do you look at that, or do you try and tune it out so you don't feel the pressure going into a game like that? It was cool up in Whangarei. I was getting hit a few times, fair enough, fair play to the Welsh. I remember there was one time I kind of wanted to stay down a bit

and there was this loud-ass crew down on that right side up on the bank and they were like, Ruby, get up. Ruby, we got you, get up. And I was just like, man, I had to get up. I had to stand up. Just little moments like that, it just makes it so, so special. And we're getting gifts, we're getting shout-outs. And it really feels like we're the new zealand black friends now like we're new zealand's

team now so nah bro it's something else it's something else you guys are doing amazing things uh for new zealand rugby and for women's sport around the world can i say it's so cool to be able to see i mean you're selling out Eden Park like this is something that I did not think I would see in my lifetime and you girls have done it and you deserve every bit of it and uh good luck for the final you guys are going to go all the way honestly you two have been on the bandwagon this whole time I love you both thank you so much for your support um like literally I would not have my job without people like you guys and our fans out there

so I just I just hope Aotearoa knows we love you guys so much and every ticket sold every like every comment like it's just

changing our lives so thank you so much and we've got one more job to do all good broobs let's get it that's it let's go let us know where

the after party is ok Bree and I will be there. Yes, and Bree, DM me if you're serious about the ticket. I mean, I am serious. Watch out, she will. Cousin Bree. Cousins. First cousins.

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