ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 8th November 2024

Episode Date: November 8, 2024

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Or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network ZM's Brie and Clint, new deals weekly with KFC Supercharged Savings And now, coming to you live from the ZM Studios In Auckland, New Zealand, it's Bree and Clint. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Show. G'day guys, happy Friday. Look, I don't want to say this might be the best Friday show we've ever done

because it's probably not going to be. No, always set the bar low. But I've just had an idea, and I just want to get a gauge, like with all this hype around the Wicked movie coming out, you know, one of the highest grossing, greatest musicals of all time. That's what it's based off. Should we, next Friday, endeavour to do a full musical version of The Brian Clint Show?

Oh, absolutely not. No. Text us on 9696. Would you like to hear the musical adaptation of the Brian Clint show? Do you have any idea how much work that is? I mean, how hard could it be? We do a little singing, a little dancing. We went to the Wicked premiere earlier this week.

They said this movie has been 20 years in the making. Yeah, but that's a movie. That's a blockbuster. We're just a little old radio show. All right. Or show of hands, who's keen? Text us on 9696. Producers.

I'm keen. No one, you know what? I would say no one in the world has ever done a radio adaptation of a musical. Does that mean you're singing the whole show? I reckon it's definitely happened. I don't reckon it has. I think we could be the first. You're forgetting about the golden age of radio plays.

We could be the first. Oh, people, it's mixed. I'm keen. I'll paint myself green, but I'm not singing. Someone said, absolutely not. Another person said, yes. Someone else said, please don't. And then someone else said, yes.

Brie and Clint the musical I'm here for it. No idea is a bad idea in a brainstorm except for that one. Look guys I'm just trying to come up with new original creative ideas. If the listeners want it then we have to give it to them. Can we do a cover of Midnight?

Yeah. Hey we're open to everything. Are we doing all the songs as well? Yeah. We'll do the breaks and the music? Text us 9696 if you want a Brian Clint musical next Friday. We will play Tradie vs Lady next. Brian Clint. Thank you for all the lovely feedback on Brian Clint the musical. We'll take that on board.

There's also some negative feedback, which we'll also take on board. Are we going to get a director or anything? Are we going to get like... We probably need, I reckon, like someone who's done a musical to really kind of lead the charge. Like who? Who do we have access to? I'm not going to lie. I've done a musical.

But have you directed one? No, I haven't. But I've been a main character. Was it a high school musical? Me? Yeah. No, it was actually outside of school and like a week before the... Was this a Bible musical?

No, it wasn't. It was Bring It On. Was it? And I was one of the main girls because three days before... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who were you? Which girl?

I think it was Nautica. I don't know who that is. No. She's one of the bad, bad dudes. Were you Torrance? Torrance? No, I think the musical's different. Well, if we've got someone

who doesn't remember what person they were in Bring It On To direct this Then we can't go wrong I had a solo If we've got someone who vaguely remembers being a part of An amateur production of Bring It On Ella and I would be able to

Knock something together Maybe we'd be like The tradies and the ladies come together The tradies and the ladies come together It's the tradies and the ladies The tradies and the ladies come together. The tradies and the ladies come together. It's the tradies and the ladies. The tradies. Versus.

The ladies. See? I mean, we got played off by Clint, but do you see how you and I connected instantly then? Let's keep going, everybody. Our lady is calling from Auckland today. She's 27 and she's a Chinese teacher at a high school. Welcome to the show, Kate.

Hi there, Kate. Ni hao. Ni hao. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Very well. Have you ever played Tradie vs. Lady before?

Only on the other side of the radio. Okay. Are you a teacher of the Chinese language at a school or are you a Chinese person who teaches at a high school? I'm a foreigner teaching Chinese at a high school, yeah. Got it. So do you teach Mandarin? Is that what you teach? Yeah, correct, yeah.

Yeah, nice. Okay, cool. You're taking on our training today from Taranaki, they're 19 and they are lactose intolerant. Welcome to the show, Jess. G'day, Jess. You and me both, my friend. We stand together.

Have you heard of the tablets, Lactees? No, I haven't. Mate, they changed my life. So they're these tablets. You eat them before you have lactose, and it helps your tummy break down the lactose. Wow. Look, would I say they're 100% effective?

No. Would I say they help? Yes. It's like those Look, would I say they're 100% effective? No. Would I say they help? Yes. It's like those hangover pills, eh, that you get. They're like, take these before you go to sleep and you won't be hungover. They definitely help. Yeah. Yeah, lactese.

Jess, your buzzer is tradie. Kate, yours is lady. The first of three correct answers will get $50 cash this afternoon. Best of luck, ladies. Here we go. Question number one. What is another name for a courgette? Trading.

Yes, Jess. Pink wine. No. Kate. Cucumber. It's a zucchini, which I mean zucchinis and cucumbers look similar from the outside, very different on the inside.

They do, but they aren't. All right, no points there. Question number two. Who are the All Blacks playing at 9am tomorrow morning? Is it England, Ireland, Scotland or Wales? Lady. Yes, Kate. England.

Because last week. Jess. Trady. Yes. Wales. It's last week. Jess. Trady. Yes. Whale. It's the Irish. The Irish will go head to head with the All Blacks tomorrow. No points there.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Jess. Bruno Mars. Yeah, Jess. Bruno Mars. Nice work. You got one on the board for the tradies.

Question number four What is the collective noun for a group of cats? Is it a clowder, a clutter or a cluster? Tradies? Yes, Jess Cluster? Trick question It's all of the above

So yes, it is But all three of those would have been fine And that's the win Is that the win? No, yes, it is. But all three of those would have been fine. And that's the win. Is that the win? No, nobody got the courgette. Not yet. I bloody jumped the gun too early. That's two to the tradies.

You need this one, Kate, to stay in at question number five. We didn't see much of her on the campaign trail. It's almost like she didn't want to be associated with him. But what is Donald Trump's wife's name? Lady. Yes, Kate. Ivanka. Well, it's his daughter.

Jess, you want to have a guess? Nah, I'll pass that one. Nah. Melania. Melania. Is what we were looking at. Okay, we move on. Question number six.

What is the main ingredient of the traditional Japanese drink sake? Is it rice, wheat or barley? Lady. Yes, Kate. Rice. It is rice. She's on the board. Well done.

Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number seven. What is the largest type of bear on the planet? Tradie. Yes, Jess. Black bear? No, not a black bear. Kate?

Polar bear? That's right. It is a polar bear. That means we're all tied up in this game of Trady versus Lady. Guys, we only write seven questions. Do you have another music question? Finish it off? Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I can do that.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, girls, this is going to be for the win. The tie-break question. You have to tell us who sings this song. Was that you, Jess? No. That was Kate.

Kate for the win. Usher? No. Jess, you want to have a guess? Got nothing, Jess? Nah. Guys, you're killing me. Do you have any more songs? Yes, I do.

Okay, hold on. We'll give you another one. Who sings this song? Is that you, Kate? Yep. 660. 660 is correct. She's got it.

It might be our first ever nine question game of Tradiverse Lady, but we got a winner in the end and it's the ladies. We could not split them today. I believe that. Hooray. $50 cash coming your way, Kate. Have a good weekend. Thank you.

Bree and Clint. Our producer Claudia came to us earlier today with a new term that I haven't heard before. She wanted us to talk about mum-isms. Yeah, the mum-isms. And correct me if I'm wrong, Claudia, a mum-ism is the things your mum says that just become like a new saying. Yeah, so things that you've grown up with your mum saying and you're just used to it because you heard it all the time.

You say it because your mum said it and there's a strong chance your mum invented it. 100%. And then you say it in a group of people and they go, huh? Like you, what does your mum call those antihistamine tablets that you take? Because I had the sneezes one day and Bree said to me, oh, you need a... Phenergan. What is that?

I think, can I say, I don't think that's a mummism. I think that's an Aussie-ism. Is it Phenergan? It's an Aussie mum. It's not Phenergan. I've heard people call it Phenergan, but then I feel like if you're a doctor in Australia and text us on 9696, if you're an Aussie,

have you heard it be called finergan? Finergan. Which is a really strong antihistamine. Either way, I don't know that it's, you're right, I don't think it's a true mummism. No. Claudia, can you give us an example of a mummism from your mum? Yeah, my mum would always say, if she didn't care about it,

I don't give a rat's raso every time, I don't give a rat's razzoo. Every time. I don't give a rat's razzoo. And she referred to like tiny cars that you see on the road, like Swifts and those little ones, as bus poos. Oh, that's cute. I like that. My mum has one too. Whenever we as kids would go,

Mum, what's for dinner? We'd always ask her while she was cooking, we'd go, Mum, what's for dinner? And she'd turn around and she'd go, shit, with sugar on top. My dad would have it. Just because she's sick of being asked the same question every day. See, we had a version of that in our household. Oh, shit on a stick. Shit on a stick.

Yeah, that's what it was in our house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ella's mum has some good ones. Yeah, mum is very interesting. She'll say, for gaming, Spaceys. Instead of a PlayStation. Oh, yeah is very interesting. She'll say, for gaming, Spacies. Instead of a PlayStation. Spacies. That's generational to be on the Spacies.

Oh, like the Space Invaders. Play some Spacies. Not just in general if you're playing on PlayStation. Another one, you know when you wake up and you've got crust in your eye? Yeah. She calls it sleepy. Sleepy. Yeah.

Well, my mum called it sleet. Oh. Oh, you've got sleet in your eyes. Remember? I always thought it was sleet. That's right. You did called it sleet. Oh, you got sleet in your eyes. Remember? I always thought it was sleet. That's right. You did come here with it. I only found out on this show that it's actually called sleep.

Yeah, sleep. To be honest, the word sleet makes more sense. Yeah. Like sleep, the icy stuff that falls when it snows. No, no, sleep makes more sense because it's from sleeping. Sleepy. No, but sleep isn't a physical thing That's the point

Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah Another one that mum had saying was This might be kind of well known but you're driving me up the wall And then I'd reply I'll come with you And that really That really drove her up the wall My mum definitely has

Words that she gets hooked on and she can't, like, she'll just use them and they are like mum-isms for me. Like, when I hear it, I just think of her. She always says, oh, when she's hungry, she'll be like, she'll go, oh, I could go for a little bit of a morsel. What does that mean? And then, like, if I put out, like, a cheese platter, she'll come around the corner and go, oh, look at this little bit of a morsel. What is that? And then like if I put out like a cheese platter,

she'll come around the corner and go, oh, look at this little bit of a morsel. What's a morsel? Someone said, yes, Bree, that pronunciation of finergan is common in Australia. Some Kiwi prescribers also use that pronunciation. Okay, I take it back. Yeah, I feel like it's either or.

When my mum wanted you to be quiet, she'd always say, shut your cake hole. My mum always says the word as well. She loves the word moorish. Oh, moorish. Oh, that's so moorish. It's quite moorish.

Someone's texted and said, my mum would always say 10 points for being annoying. My mum always, always, late at night would go, who wants a piece of chocolate? And then all of us would go, I do, I do. And then she'd go, yeah, me too. That'd be nice, wouldn't it? Wish we had some, yeah.

We'd always be like, oh. My mum always did that. Oh, does anyone want a cup of tea? And if you go, oh, yes, please, she'd be like, great. Me too. Make me one while you're there. Milk with two sugars. If someone asked mum how she was feeling,

she would always answer, with my hands. What? That's a dad joke, isn't it? Oh, $800 at M or text them to 9696. Let's put together a full list of what we're calling mumisms this afternoon. The thing that is, your mum is synonymous with saying. Yeah. What do your mum say? Bree and Clint. We're talking mum-isms, which might be

a term that we just invented. It refers to sayings that are synonymous with your mum. They only make sense coming out of your mum's mouth, really. My mum, who does not swear, as we've found out on this show. No, she won't. We've pushed her. She just won't swear. She won't, no.

So a common... To which we said, pussy. Common thing she would always say and still says to this day if she wants to, you know, say something bad about someone, she'll go, oh, what a dipstick. Oh, what a dipstick, yeah.

What a dipstick. My nan would do that. She'd go, oh, sugar. Oh, bloody hell. No, too far. Too far. Way too far. Way too far for your mum.

So we want to know what your mumisms are this afternoon. Nina's called through. Hi, Nina. Hi, Nina. Hi. How are you guys? Good, thanks. What's your mumism?

So my mum is from Belgium, and English is not her first language. And so she would always over pronounce everything exactly how it was written. And I got made fun of in class when I in front of the entire class said quack-a-moly. Oh, no. And my teacher laughed at me. Oh, you couldn't have, but that's how you were raised. Yeah, exactly. You didn't know better.

You were raised by a crazy Belgian. She didn't know any better. Guacamole. Guacamole. Okay, thanks, Nana. That's great. Someone texted her and said, not my mum, but my Nana used to call anything she didn't know

the name of a wing woman for a goose's bridle. Jeez, okay. So if she didn't know the name of it, she'd be like, oh, that's a wing woman for a goose's bridle. Jeez, okay. So if she didn't know the name of it, she'd be like, oh, that's a wing... Oh, it's a bloody wing woman for a goose's bridle. I like it. My mum would always say, this isn't a hotel. Things aren't going to clean themselves up and be neat.

It's a very mum thing to say. Rebecca's here. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Bec. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What was something your mum said? What was a mumism from your mum?

So my mum's a very naive Christian lady, brought up very sheltered, and her saying was stingy and mingy. Okay. She wouldn't give her enough of something, and it took me quite a long time and a lot of courage to tell her exactly what a minge was. Yeah.

And she quickly stopped saying that one. As a good sheltered Christian woman, your mum probably was quite stingy with her. That's Rebecca's mother. How dare you? If you have such a sheltered Christian mother, Rebecca, how did you

become so educated? Oh, you know, school, teenagers. Teenagers, yeah, internet. Oh, you know, school, teenagers. Teenagers, yeah, internet. Just, you know, the real world. Life experience. Okay, thanks, Bec. That's great. We appreciate it. Someone texted through and they said when my mum wanted to tell us to be

quiet, she would always say, shut your cake hole. So good. My mum would say, you and I will fall out in a minute when I was being a shit. My mum would say, you and I will fall out in a minute when I was being a shit. My mum would say that too. It was absolutely terrifying. You and I are going to have words in a second.

When we'd ask my mum what's for dinner, she'd always say, cup of tea and a look around. Cup of tea and a look around. Cup of tea and a how's your father? If someone asked my mum how she was feeling, and I've read that one, she said, someone else said,

my girls reckon me as a mum always said, don't be shy, your mother wasn't. So good. Go off, mum. Kat's here. Hi, Kat. Hi, Kat. Hi, how are you going?

Good, thanks. Tell us, what was a mummism from your mum? So whenever she was undressing me, she'd always say, Skinner Rabbit. Skinner Rabbit. Yeah, so it was my cue to put my arms straight up in the air so she could strip off my t-shirt. That's cute.

That's really cute. That's really cute until you go home with like a new boy or something and then you say to him, Skinner Rabbit. You realise it's not a wife. It's not a thing that people say. Yeah, yeah. Unless that guy's name was Warren. Skinner Rabbit.

This is not a mum-ism, it's more of a dad-ism. My dad would always say, do you want a lolly? And we'd reply, yes. And then he'd say, go upstairs and kiss your dolly. We didn't even have an upstairs.

I don't get it. Big old dad joke, eh? I really like this one. My mother-in-law will get into a conversation and over-explain something. And when she notices the person is losing interest, she will just say, okay, bye, midway through her random story. I'm a mum and whenever I'm hungry, I will often say, I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low-flying duck. That's a classic.

My nan would always go for, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey. Yeah, that's another good one, another great one. I feel like that's real Kiwi, Kiwism. Anytime there was anything related to or even hinted at with corn, my mum would always quote Austin Powers. Corn? I didn't have

any corn. I have secondhand embarrassment just writing this. I can quote that whole scene. I don't remember eating corn. Just because you can. Oh, this one's a bit nutty. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Everyone likes their own brand, don't they? My mum always calls. You look like a baby. I eat babies. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. Chill out, baby back ribs. Brian Clint, back after this. Brian Clint.

And get the latest with Dean McCarthy. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Oh, this is my story that I brought to the table, sorry. Dean, there's a Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey-inspired Christmas movie in the works. Yes, there is. Okay, so let me set the scene for you. It's called Christmas in the Spotlight. It is based on the love affair of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.

It's going to be on Lifetime. And it's actually a Hallmark Channel movie. Of course it is, Dean. That's where all these Christmas movies go. Now, let me just say, it basically tells the story of their romance and how they met, but it's funny because they can't use their real names because, hello, they're going to get sued, right? So the movie they're called, in are they called? In the movie she's called

Boywin and he, the athlete, is named Drew. So Boywin, she's a pop star. Boywin? Drew. Oh, God. No offence to our Boywin listeners but who is named Boywin? Yeah, why didn't they just go with

Tessa and Trayvon? No, now you're back to Boywin. No, Trayvon Kelsey. Trayvon. Travis, Trayvon. How many Trayvons have you met?

How many Boywins? B-O-W-Y-N. Yeah. Boywin. Boywin. We laugh, but it'll be very popular. You reckon? Yeah.

Do you know how many Lifetime, Hallmark Christmas movies they make that are pure crap? This one will cross over. This one will go cross over to Netflix, I reckon. You reckon? Well, it's one of those ones where you'll watch it to see how bad it is. Don't you think? Like the Lindsay Lohan movie. The Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie that she did last year.

Yeah, let's be real. That was... Where she got amnesia. They just threw crap at a wall and just waited to see what stuck. Oh, we're looking forward to seeing it. There you go. That's the latest on the Taylor Swift Christmas movie

with our Hollywood correspondent, Boywin McCarthy. Bree and Clint. on the Taylor Swift Christmas movie with our Hollywood correspondent, Boywin McCarthy. I love my dentist, but I hate going to the dentist. I dread it. I have anxiety. It is just a horrible time. Don't like it at all. And I feel like I'm not alone. I feel like most people feel like me because it's a scary place.

Can be, yeah. And I saw this celebrity talking about, because you never really think about celebrities having to do all the mundane kind of life admin that we do. Like make an appointment at the dentist. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But they have to. They do, yeah.

Of course they have to. They still have teeth. You have to go to the dentist. What other boring shit would celebrities have to do? A lot of them would have to, you wouldn't imagine they do, but I reckon a lot of them still have to do their own groceries once a week. You know? Oh, the big ones wouldn't.

The big ones wouldn't. But 100% would be celebrities that have to. That would be the 1% of celebrities that don't have to do their own groceries. It's interesting. A lot of celebrities that are super famous say how much they miss doing their own groceries. Oh, boo-hoo. I miss the smell of the toilet paper aisle. You can go back.

I do. I like grocery shopping sometimes when it's not busy. Yeah. When there's no one there. But the A-list celebrity, Kelly Clarkson, opened up about a horrific dentist experience she had recently. One thing about me, I never got cavities ever until my 40s. I just went and had nine.

And then I was like, are you trying to take my money? What if you do really? Are they in there? Is it real? Like, and I had nine and I brushed my teeth and I'm not doing it right apparently either. I'm finding out it right apparently either. I'm finding out dental care at the age of 42. Nine in one sitting is mammoth.

Nine is outrageous. She must have changed her diet. If someone told me, if I went to the dentist and they told me I had nine holes, I'd be like, oh my God. I'd feel sick. What if it's an ozempic side effect? I mean, who knows? Who knows? Nine is a lot.

Nine's a lot. If you have none your whole life and then all of a sudden you need nine fillings, something's changed. They do say, especially for women, because our hormones change quite a lot over the course of our life, and it can be hormonal imbalance that changes the makeup of your teeth as well. Oh, okay. Like that can be hormonal imbalance that changes the makeup

of your teeth as well. Oh, okay. Like that can affect it. Like when women get pregnant. Yeah, right. You know, and it changes your saliva. Well, it just completely changes. I mean, I don't know the science behind it,

but I know that it's a thing. Anyway, nine is so many. What's the most you've ever been told like when you've went to the dentist that you're going to need this, you're going to need dentist that you're going to need this, you're going to need that, you're going to need this, you're going to need that? I had all my metal ones replaced. I think I had like three or four of those metal ones. Why would you have those replaced?

You didn't like the rush of when you'd put some aluminium foil in your mouth and you'd get a zap? Accidentally touch it with a cheap fork. Oh! And I did two and a half hours in the dentist chair one time. That's not very long, is it? I feel like it was. My dad did

12, 10, 12 hours sitting, I think. He did 10, 12 hour sittings? No, no, no. He did a 10 or 12 hour. It was somewhere in between. No. But he had to do... Your dad was in the dentist chair for five days. No.

Can you imagine? The dentist's sleep. But I'm pretty sure he was in the dentist chair for like 10 hours. Yeah, yeah. And he did that quite a few times when he... Because he had implants put into his jaw and all this kind of... I'm always interested in people who come back with big bills. Like they go to the dentist and they leave with a $10,000 bill or something like that.

My dad had his whole top teeth done, which he had implants and veneers and all the rest of it, all up $60,000. But the dentist that did the work said if I can film

this and then use it to teach students, I'll give you half price. Oh, hell yeah. And my dad was like, yep. Your dad's a dental influencer. Yeah. Didn't even mean to be.

Oh, Andrew Darls at the end, what do we want? Dentist horror stories? Yeah, like. Like big bills, big procedures. Did do we want? Dentist horror stories? Yeah, like. Like big bills, big procedures. Did you not go to the dentist for ages? Or success stories. Maybe you didn't go to the dentist for 10 years and someone bugged you to go and they were like, you're good.

Oh, that's my wife. She didn't go for like five or six years. Yeah, so bad. She went and they were like, wow, your teeth are immaculate. Some people just have better teeth than other people. And that's a real thing as years. Yeah, so bad. She went and they were like, wow, your teeth are immaculate. Some people just have better teeth than other people. Yeah. And that's a real thing as well.

Yeah. So don't feel bad. Some people are just born genetically with better teeth. Dentist, horror stories, big bills, big procedures, or are you a modern medical marvel when it comes to the dentist? We'd like to hear from you this afternoon. Bree and Clint. She needs to come with a bit of a disclaimer. The disclaimer

is, this is your sign to look after your teeth. Because, one, they can cost you a heck of a lot of money. And two, you only get one set. Well, you get two, but you know what I mean. One lifetime set.

They're going to last you basically your whole life. Kelly Clarkson's opened up about needing nine fillings in one sitting. Yeah. One lifetime set. They've got to last you basically your whole life. Kelly Clarkson's opened up about needing nine fillings in one sitting. Yeah. She said throughout her whole life she never really needed them and recently she went to the dentist and the dentist said you've got nine holes. So we want to

know what's your dentist horror story. What happened when you went in? Laura's here. Hi Laura. Hi Laura. Hi. How are you guys? Good, thanks. Tell us, was it you that had a horror dentist experience? It was. It was me. So growing up, I basically, I didn't go to the dentist much,

and I just had awful, like, overcrowded teeth. I even still had one baby tooth there as well. Wow. That had just never come out. So after having kids, Busy in that mouth, Laura. What's that? There's a busy in that mouth.

There's a lot going on in there. Oh, it was. It was indeed. So I had kids and then I was like, somebody's going to headbutt me in the face and this tooth is going to pop out and I'm not going to know what to do.

So I think I'm going to need to get it sorted. So I basically went in for a consultation. I'm not going to know what to do. So I think I'm going to need to get it sorted. So I basically went in for a consultation. I was like, you know what, let's just do it. Let's just try and get some braces and get them sorted. So I had to have an operation to take nine teeth out. Nine teeth? Wait, these are nine of your adult teeth? Yes.

Okay. Laura. I know. And. Laura. Oh. I know. And then braces. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there were three wisdom teeth. There was a bony tumour

that was actually impacting my adult teeth that was way up in my palate. Did you just say a bony tumour? Yeah, yeah. So a benign bony tumour that that's why

my adult teeth didn't come through. My baby teeth were still there. You had a bony tumour in there that's why my adult tooth didn't come through. My baby tooth was still there. You had a bony tumour in there. So long story short, how much money do you think you spent and how good are your teeth now? So I had the braces on and they were 10 grand and the operation itself was supposed to cost 10 grand,

but my lovely dental surgeon basically wrote to the insurance like, oh, she's got infections and, you know, we need to get this done urgently. So the insurance covered it. Oh, win. Oh, that's such a win. And how are your teeth now? Out of 10? 10 out of 10.

Yeah. That's a great result. Success story. That's a great result. Well done. Thanks, Laura. This text is very hectic. So this is your warning if you know if you get squeamish

um but here it comes my sister went in for wisdom tooth removal it turned out to be infected so he pulled out uh and sent her on her way with no antibiotics or pain relief long story short it ended in five weeks of hospital stays with five separate times in the ICU, three surgeries, sepsis twice, PTSD and slight brain damage. Slight brain damage? Well, you think about how close your teeth are. So the infection got into her brain? Yeah, like if you get sepsis, oh my God,

like if you've never heard a story that is going to make you brush your teeth twice a day and floss. This is so hectic. Mary's here. Hi, Mary. Hi, Mary. Hi, how are you? We're good. What's your dentist horror story, Mary?

Well, like Kelly, I went from no fillings to eight in one go. In one go? Wait, so tell me, Mary, you'd never had any fillings. At what age did you go in and they were like, you've got eight? So I must have been in my early 30s when I got eight. Yeah, but the thing was, all through my teens and childhood and teens and 20s, I'd gone to the dentist religiously once a year for a check-up.

Something changed? Well, I got a new dentist when I moved to Auckland and I tried to book a year in advance after I'd had a check-up. Something changed? Well, I got a new dentist when I moved to Auckland and I tried to book a year in advance after I'd had a check-up and they said, oh, we don't do that and left it to me to remember. Oh, and you forgot about it. I didn't go for two years.

It shouldn't mean that you end up with eight fillings. It shouldn't change it that much. Unless you started eating nothing but Wonka-licious from every meal of every day. Well, what it is is because it's between the teeth, so you get the cavity and it affects two teeth. Yeah. That's what I've always had, the flossing fillings.

Thanks, Mary. Like all my other teeth, I never get them in the top. I went to the dentist and I had 16 teeth that needed fillings for either small holes, root canals or crowns. I chipped away at it for over two years. It cost me $21,000. I had very good

hygiene, flossed and brushed twice a day. My dentist said it was because we lived in the country and we had no fluoride in our water and they wondered if that contributed to it. Expensive anyway. Thanks mum and dad. I'd just say take them all. Give me some veneers. Give me the fakies.

Take them all. Give me those false ones that old people used to have. I'd say get rid of this crap or just take the veneers. Three days before my 18th birthday I went to the dentist because it's free to go to the dentist before you turn 18 and they said I had to get 36 fillings. 36? And the part that attaches to my gums

to the top of my lip had to be lasered off. Nine hours in the chair. Luckily I was 17 so it was free. That sounds horrific. Someone else said my mother-in-law ignored a sore tooth and it was infected. Ended up being rushed to hospital and she had sepsis. She ended up having open heart surgery because of it. She now has a heart valve. Sepsis is dangerous crap, eh?

Go to the dentist. Someone else said- Please go to the dentist. Oh my God, listen to this. Please go to the dentist. Someone said, I had six wisdom teeth that needed to be all removed. Who has six? I thought it was four. You got has six? I thought it was four. You've got two jaws?

I thought it was four or sometimes people only have two. Six? There was a kid at our school who had multiple sets of teeth. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've seen that, like a shark. Yeah, we called him Shark Boy. Of course, what else would you call him? Bree and Clint.

Time for the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. The game where Brie and I go head to head guessing songs as quickly as we can with teammates like Jules, who's joining Brie's team.

G'day, Jules. Hey. How bad do you want the KFC on a scale of 1 to 10? Oh, 9 would be okay. Okay. 9. Way to put pressure on me, Jules. Yeah, yeah.

That's pretty up there. Way to pile that pressure on. She's not going to be heartbroken if you don't win, but pretty close. She'll be pretty devo. Yeah, yeah. You need to get through me and Tim to win that

KFC. Kia ora, Tim. G'day, Timmy. How are ya? Well, I'm good. How bad do you want the KFC, Timmy boy? I love KFC. It's my favourite. Yeah, well, we'd better get it for you then. Nice, Tim. Yeah. Okay. I hear the pressure. The pressure's mounting for everyone involved. Claudia is in

charge. Hey, all. Claudia, what do we need to know? So what you need to know is every week there's a theme. The pressure's mounting for everyone involved. Claudia is in charge. Hey, all. Claudia, what do we need to know? So what you need to know is every week there's a theme. The theme this week, it's all the titles include a food. And I will give you a hint. Most of these foods are fruits. Okay. So just have that in the back of your mind. Okay.

May help, may not. The way it works, we'll start the song from the beginning. Buzz in with your name if you think you know the artist and the name of the song. Oh, I know one. Oh, have you got one back of mind? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll see if it comes up. I've got seven.

How many have you got, Tim? I've got none. I know Jules. I'll think of one. Yeah. One. One. Nice, Jules.

Okay, well, Bree and Clint, think of your one and your seven. You guys are going first. Okay. Buzz in with your name if you know it. Good luck. Here's your first song. Clint. Wow, Clint.

Charlie XCX Apple. Is that what you had in your one? That's the one that I had. It wasn't one of my seven. The good news is we got it. The bad news is, Tim, I've gone early. That's all I've got. But you can do this.

I understand. Come on, Jules. I believe in you. Use your one up on this one, Jules. Jules and Tim, buzz in with your name if you know it. This one's for you. Tim, it's Peaches by Justin Bieber. Yeah, well done.

Expertly done, Tim. Well done, mate. Well done, Tim. That's all right, Jules. We love a comeback, don't we? That's what we're all about. Okay. Okay, Bree and Clint, this one is for you.

Fruit salad. Bree. Bree. I believe that's Fruit Salad by The all about. Okay. Okay, Bree and Clint, this one is for you. Fruit salad. Bree. Bree. Bree. I believe that's Fruit Salad by the Wiggles. Correct. Fruit salad. Yummy, yummy. It's from my favourite album of all time.

Fruit salad. Which one's that? Yummy, yummy. Hot potato. Fruit salad. Another good food song. Another great food song. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy fruit salad.

They've got so many good food songs, of course. They have heaps, eh? Papa Dom is a good one. I don't know that one. Oh, it just goes, Papa Dom, Papa Dom, Papa, Papa, Papa Dom. I've heard that one. They almost got cancelled for it.

Oh. That's enough, Clint. Okay. A score update. We have one point for Team Bree, two points for Team Clint. So, Tim, if you get this one, you guys are taking home the win. And Jules, you need it to stay in.

Come on, Jules. Jules and Tim, this is for you. Jules. That's Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles. I thought you were going to say Strawberry. Come on, Jules. Watermelon Sugar. Oh, Tim. I thought she was going to say strawberry. Come on, Jules. Oh, Tim.

God, I did say comeback, Jules. We're on the road. All the pressure's not on us, Jules, because we're the comeback queens. All the pressure is on Clint and Tim. Yeah, but we're like diamonds, eh, Tim? We love pressure. Yes, we do. Yeah, we do. We're like two little eh, Tim? We love pressure. Yes, we do. Yeah, we do. We're like two little lumps of coal waiting to become diamonds.

Yep. Yeah. Oh, this is a good game. Okay, I think everyone should be in on this one. I agree. So everyone can buzz in. Obviously, whoever gets it is going to take home the win. Are you ready?

Ready. Ready. Good luck. Here's your last song. Breathe. Oh, breathe. Take my action. Shot, breathe. Breathe. Cake by the ocean.

Shot, Tim. Yeah! I want to say it's D-N-C-E, cake by the ocean, Claude. So good. That might be prizes all around. That was a power move from Tim. The mood version's better, though. Yeah.

Looks like everyone's getting KFC. Everyone's getting KFC. Well done, Jules. Well done, Tim. Thank you. He just bulldozed in there. Just did not care. Just came in.

He got it, though. Guns a-blazin'. I got invited to my first book club last night. I attended a little book club jamboree at a local bar, which was essentially not really a book club. It was just a bunch of people meeting, drinking, and they put whatever books they had been reading on the table. Yeah.

Yeah. Tell the full story, though. No, why do I have to put that in there? Because. I don't have to make it about myself. Because. I don't want to talk about that. Okay, you don't have to.

I don't want to make it about me. But can I say that you attended a book club, but you haven't read any books recently? Or ever. Ever. Yeah, okay. No, I haven't read any books. No.

So. But. You joined the dots as to why Brie was invited to a book club. Anyway, it was very nice. Shout out to Shannon who organises it. Very casual. I won't share your secret. But Brie was the guest of honour.

I was. I was just there as a part of the book club to like hang out and meet new people. It was very fun. Shout out to Abby, Mackenzie, all the lovely people I met. Anyway, I was talking. What book had they been been reading there was like six books okay it was like six different books which is the truth um anyway i was talking to these girls and i was like you know how did you guys meet like and become part of this and they were like oh we all go to the same running club and i was like one of your passions and i was like i literally didn't sugarcoat it and i was like... Another one of your passions. And I was like, I literally didn't sugarcoat it

and I was like, ugh, there's nothing I hate more. And they were like, yeah, so we met at Running Club and, you know, all these people there, they're from Running Club, they're from Running Club, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, they were telling me about this thing where in Running Club, obviously people are obsessed with with running yeah and people

have running streaks and no that's not where you do a nudie run um but it's where they'll have running streaks of how many days they have ran in a row like snap like snapchat streaks yeah exactly and i mean it was just a completely different world to me, something that I had never even, like, thought of. And they were like, yeah, there's this one guy that's in the running club and he's on this massive running streak. And I was like, oh, like, how many days has he done where he's, you know, ran in a row? Yeah, what's his streak?

What would you say is a long time to have a running streak? And we're talking no days off. Like it has to be every single day. I said to you at lunch, Willie Wairua recently posted about his three-year streak. He's run 10Ks a day every day for the last three years. So I would say that's massive. Yeah.

That's huge. That's huge. Every day. That's like 1,000 days. That's massive. More than 1,000 days. Huge. Huge. This guy is like a thousand days. It's massive. More than a thousand days. Huge. This guy is on a nine year running streak.

He's run every day from nine years. He's run every single day for nine years. What's he running from? That's my question when someone tells me that. Obviously a lot. You know, what's the thing? Like he's running from, I mean, for nine years. What's the thing you don't want to address in your life?

You've been running for ages. So you just keep running. Or it's just he knows that it's good for him. And it'd be one of those things like once you got to a year, you'd be like, well, maybe I'll just see how far I can go. Did he have an ounce of fat on him? I didn't get to meet him. Oh, he wasn't there.

But they were talking about him. You know why he didn't get to meet him? Why? He was running. He was probably too busy running. Impressive though, like nine years. No, that's incredibly impressive. Dedication to anything like that is impressive.

Incredible. Yeah, like I can't concentrate for more than nine minutes on anything. No, exactly right. I'll get bored of something and move on. I'll find a new hobby, whether it's fitness or otherwise, and I'll be like, this is my thing. I'm going to do this now. This is my thing. I've found it. And then three months later, I've completely given new hobby, whether it's fitness or otherwise, and I'll be like, this is my thing. I'm going to do this now. This is my thing. I've found it. Never is.

And then three months later, I've completely given up on it. Lost interest. I think I actually start to dislike it. Sounds like all my relationships in my 20s. Yeah. You know, you're all in, and then you're not. And then you're like, oh, actually, I don't know. Let's ask some people what their streak is.

What's the thing that you have been doing consistently for a long, long, long, long, long time? Yeah, what is it? It can be anything. Literally anything. And drinking doesn't count. No, that counts. Does it?

No, it doesn't count. I guess it kind of counts. I'm 365 days not sober. I don't know if that's a good streak. Oh, $800 at him. Text him to 9696. We'd love to hear about your streak. Brianne Clint.

Heard about a guy yesterday who has run every day, consistently, every single day for nine years. That's wild. Nine years. So we're looking for people with crazy streaks. We're getting some silly ones, guys. And can I just say off the bat, grow up. Nah, I say keep them coming. I like this one especially.

Someone said 50 plus years streak of doing a poo. You know what? I hope so. That's actually, like I know you've written that in as a joke. Maybe you haven't. Maybe you're being serious. But that's impressive. Is it?

Not everyone is that lucky. Daily. I've been naked every day for nearly 21 years. It's also good. Yeah. It's pretty good. This one's coming in a bit, so let's go live to one on the phones. Caitlin's here.

Hi, Caitlin. Hi, guys. How are you guys? Good. Thank you, Caitlin. What is your streak that you've been doing consistently in how many days? I've got a Duolingo streak of about four plus years at the moment, doing like Spanish and Italian.

A four-year Duolingo. Can you explain for people who may have never used that before what that entails? It's just a learning languages, basically. You're just doing a whole bunch of like tasks and like just learning it, speeches and writing it. It's actually 24 hours on from when we had Debbie on the show yesterday, the multilinguist.

We have Caitlin, who's done four years of Spanish and Italian on Duolingo. And do you reckon you know a lot of Spanish and Italian? Probably not, no. Four years. It's more like a habit because it's four years. I know, but I feel like we've got to ask you for something. Yeah, go on.

Give us something. Can we have, I've had a wonderful day in either Spanish or Italian? Oh. Nope. Oh! At least she's honest. And you know what, Caitlin? Not a great ad for Duolingo.

Not a great ad. Not a great ad. No, I know, I know. But can I just say Long time listener First time follower She saved it Appreciate you Caitlin

We'll let you off the hook there Caitlin You're welcome Have a great weekend And she was honest You know she was just honest She goes no I can't do that Chantel's also called in With a Duolingo streak

Are you a bit nervous now That we did that to Caitlin Chantel has also called in with a Duolingo streak. Are you a bit nervous now that we did that to Caitlin, Chantel? Yeah, absolutely. Hey, you've got to put your skills to the test sometime, Chantel. Yeah, yeah. So tell us, how many days have you been doing the Duolingo thing? So I've only just recently hit 1,100 days, so just over three years. 1,100 days. Yeah. three years. 1,100 days.

Is it something that you feel like you're actually learning or is it just part of your everyday habit now? Kind of both. I mean, I don't feel like I can speak it fluently. What's your language? What's your Duolingo language? French. Oh, you picked a hard one, Chantel.

Chantel, Chantel, Chantel. I have been learning. I feel like I can translate written word more than speaking it. Okay. Yeah. Three years, every single day in the Duolingo app. All we want is I've had a wonderful day in French. Oh, no.

No. Oh, no. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, well, it's all good. It's all good. Do you enjoy Emily in Paris at least? Does that feel a little bit, you know, more understandable? I haven't actually watched that, so. Oh, Chantel.

Hey, chandon, chérie, which means how's it going, Chantel? Bray didn't even use Duolingo for that one. That's just off the top of the dome. Someone's texted in and said, I have got a 2,958-day Snapchat streak. That's pretty impressive. I've just done the math. That means you've Snapchatted the same person every single day for eight years.

Wow. You've sent that person a Snapchat every day for eight years. Wow. You've sent that person a Snapchat every day for eight years. If you have a fight with that person, like a falling out, do you just agree that you keep Snapchatting? That you keep Snapchatting, yeah. I feel like you have to. I feel like that's a, you know. Someone also said pre-COVID four years ago,

I had a Candy Crush level 9,000. Is that good? That's amazing. It's 9,000. 9,000. Oh, did I just, I think I just hit level 10,000 on my gardenscapes. Hey, you know, no big deal. Someone said short term, but four weeks and I'm Mary Jane free

after smoking it every day for four years. Good on you. That's awesome. That's a big thing. Yeah. Four weeks. Four weeks. Four weeks.

Yeah, nice. That's so good. The hard time's coming though, summer, you know. I feel like winter would be harder. Oh, really? Yeah, you're depressed. Yeah, right. You're cold.

I always feel like it'd be hard to be off the booze harder in summer than winter. But then I guess it depends what you do it for, doesn't it? No, that's true. Bree and Clint. Time for another Friday-oke. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday-oke. Oh, here we are. Here we are.

You decided we're going to do Ariana Grande this week. Yeah, well, this time on Monday, we were hanging out with her. That's true. So we go way back. To celebrate the Wicked movie. I hope she doesn't hear this. Today, Brie and I will be doing an Ariana Grande classic. We have selected, you act like you had no part in this.

You literally went, I'm picking this song for Friday Oki. You okay with that? And I was like, okay. I remember you being more keen than that. But, doesn't matter, we've already done it. Today we'll be performing No Tears Left to Cry. It's a banger. It's such a banger.

Such a good song. Because she's singing it. We have each spent about 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and he's done the best he can with this. We always say 15 minutes. That's just our part of the performance. Sam, our expert audio engineer, he spends hours behind the scenes making these sound good. Bree and I are just in the booth for 15 minutes.

He puts so much time and effort into these and he's so good at what he does. I just want to let you know it'd be way worse without Sam. This segment would be nothing without Sam. Oh my God, it would be nothing without him. Okay, let's do it. I feel good about this. You feel confident?

I do feel good about this. But you feel confident every week, no matter what it is. Before we play them, you're always like I feel confident because I know I've given it my all. I know I've done my best. Okay. Okay. Well, that's all you can do. You'll have to hear both before you get to vote. Okay. But seeing as I chose the song,

I'll go first. So here is my Ariana Grande for Friday Oki. Right now I'm in a state of mind I wanna Here is my Ariana Grande for Fridayoke. I'm lovin', I'm lovin', I'm pickin' it up Pickin' it up, I'm pickin' it up I'm lovin', I'm livin', I'm pickin' it up I'm pickin' it up, I'm pickin' it up We lovin', we livin', so we turnin' it up Yeah, we turnin' it up Ain't got no tears in my body

I ran out, but boy, I like it I like it, I like it Don't matter how, what, where, who tries it We out here vibing. We vibing. We vibing. Coming out. Even when it's raining down.

Can't stop now. Can't stop, so shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. And if you don't know it now, you know it, babe. Know it, babe. Yeah. Finally happened. You really shit the bed on that one, aren't you? Can I say I respectfully disagree?

Okay. You can disagree. I respectfully disagree. I think I gave that my all. You can. And I think for a man who has a lower register, I think I was surprisingly good. It's like your confidence in yourself is, to be honest,

it's something to behold. I just think for someone with my vocal range, it was borderline flawless because I didn't crack. I didn't break. I gave it everything. A plus for confidence, someone says on the text machine, and't crack. I didn't break. I gave it everything. A plus for confidence, someone says on the text machine. And I agree. A plus for confidence.

Someone said, Jesus Christ, Clint. My cat took off out of the room on the first note. But that cat doesn't know good music. And your cat also hasn't heard Bree's performance yet. So what would you like to say ahead of your performance? Nothing. It's not going to be good, but

I feel like it's going to be better than that. Okay. Well, here it comes. You can vote after you've heard both. Here is Brie performing Ariana Grande's No Tears Left to Cry. In a state of mind I wanna be like all the time Ain't got no tears left to cry So I'm picking it up, I'm picking it up I'm loving, I'm living, I'm picking it up

I'm picking it up, I'm picking it up I'm loving, I'm living, I'm picking it up I'm picking it up, I'm picking it up I'm loving, I'm living, so we turn it up Yeah, we picking it up, I'm picking it up Loving, I'm living, so we turn it up Yeah, we turning it up Ain't got no tears in my body I ran out, but boy, I like it I like it, I like it

Don't matter how I wear Who tries it, we out here vibing We vibing, we vibing Coming out. Evil and it's raining down. Can't stop now. Can't stop, so shut your mouth. Shut your mouth.

And if you don't know, then now you know it, babe. Know it, babe, yeah. Well done. I'm pretty happy with that, eh? I'm pretty happy. Like, eh? I'm pretty happy. I mean, it's an Ariana Grande. It's an impossible task. The song is an impossible challenge.

She's just one of the best vocalists out there in today's day and age. And to be honest, I'm happy. I'm happy with how mine turned out. You should be. Yeah. You should be. Okay. And I'm glad you're stoked with yours because that's what it's about.

It's about giving it a go, having some confidence. How come when you say you're happy with yours, it's good, but when I say I'm happy with mine, people text in, Clint has all the confidence of a white, straight, cis male. That's who Clint is, a white, straight, cis male. That's what's written on the tin. We're looking for five votes right now on 0800 dials at M to pick the winner of that Friday Oki.

Who did you prefer? Bree and Clint. Let's get a winner for this week's Friday Oki. Super Friday Oki. Is this the first Ariana Grande song we've done? Possibly. I feel like there's a reason we've stayed away from her. Yeah, we've been too scared in the past.

Too difficult. Yeah. And I feel like we have a reason we've stayed away from it. Yeah, we've been too scared in the past. Too difficult. Yeah. And I feel like we have felt the wrath of grande. We've done No Tears Left to Cry. Mine sounded like this. Coming out. Even when it's raining down. Can't stop now.

Can't stop, so shut your mouth. And Bree sounded like this. Coming out. Evil and it's raining down. Can't stop now. Can't stop, so shut your mouth. It was all about those opening notes for me, though. That acapella bit at the front.

I liked it all. There was a bit of rap in there. Yeah, yeah. It was the breathy tones for me that I was trying to capture. So who's the winner this week? We've got five people standing by to cast their votes and Mariah is going to go first. Hi Mariah. Hi Mariah.

Hello. Hello. You've got the name of a true vocal diva and so you're going to know what you're talking about here, right? Yes. Who are you voting for and why? Why? I mean, who am I voting for is Clint.

Both of you guys did so good, so amazing but it's hard for a male to hit the high note and I think it's Friday. We need a laugh after all your work and everyone, so yeah, I vote for Clint. I appreciate it Mariah.

Thank you so much. Have a great weekend. Savannah's going next. Hi Savannah. Hi Savannah. Hi guys. What did you think of our Ariana Grande special? I think it was pretty good for a Friday night. Pretty good. Gave you a little pep in your step Savannah? Hell yeah.

Who are you going to vote for? Sorry Clint but I think Brie. Thank you mate. Appreciate your vote. What? Did she even hear that Did she Was she listening to the same radio station as me I know Crazy

That anyone would vote for me After your performance Dylan's here Hello Dylan Hi Dylan Hi Hello You know Ariana Grande

You know good music Who do you think took out Friday Oaky this week And why Oh Clint And uh Cause you're one of the boys And you had it spot on Who do you think took out Friday Oaky this weekend? Why? Oh, Clint. And because you're one of the boys and you had it spot on. Nice, Dylan. Have a good weekend, mate.

Yeah, the boys. Thanks, Dylan. Let's go to Gavin on 0800. G'day, Gav. Hi, Gavin. Gav, how's it going? Good. Thank you, Gav. What are your thoughts this week, mate?

Clint was pretty bad. He sounded like a cat with a throat cut. Holy! Thank you, Gavin. Gavin, what about you and the boys? I am one of the boys, eh, Gab? Yep.

Breeze was way better. Yes, Gavin, I'll take it. Thank you, mate. Keep me in the fight, to be honest. Keep me in the hunt. A cat with its throat slit? That was graphic, but I understand what Gavin's saying.

It was a weirdly accurate reference. Can you believe we're tied up? I cannot. Sarah is going to pick the winner for Friday Oki this week, and it was tough, right, Sarah? Pretty hard. Sure. Pretty hard to split them this week, hey Sarah?

Yeah, Sarah. Sarah's like, yeah, whatever you guys say. What do you reckon, Sarah? I'm voting for free. Thank you, Sarah. Some actual logic. Logical thinking finally paid off, Sarah.

Thank you for your vote. I really appreciate it. That's okay. Ragged. That was ragged. Listen, Sarah, where do you reckon Clint gets the confidence from? I don't know. Maybe his age.

I don't even know how to take that. You didn't hear this, Sarah? Right now I'm in a state of mind. That wasn't enough to do it? You sounded like that all the time, though. I feel like we're going to get some actual complaints in from playing that on the air. Have a great weekend, Sarah. Thanks for playing Friday Oki.

See you, babe. Congratulations to Brie Thomas-El, the Friday Oki champion. Thank you, guys. Controversially. I mean, I know you thought you definitely should have taken it this week, but the people have spoken. Brie and Clint. On ZM, but the people have spoken. Bree and Clint. On ZM, Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Number one songs when you turn 16. We'll do three and then play out our favourite one. Anna's going first. Kia ora, Anna. Hi, Anna. Kia ora.

Got anything planned for the weekend, Anna? We're just on our way to Friends for a drink. Where are you? Does it feel like summer where you are? Where Bree and I are, it's turned summer all of a sudden today. Yep, it's pretty sunny. We're in Auckland. Nice.

How bloody good. Okay, well, let's kick it off in style. What is your birthday, Anna? The 27th of August, 1981. All right. That means you were 16 in 1997. And back on your 16th, this was at the top. Oh, it's a bop from Will Smith, the Men in Black movie.

What do you reckon, Anna? I've got my kids in the car and they're not very impressed. They don't like it. You've got to show them Men in Black, yeah. You've got to wait for that part. Show them the music video. Just slide with me, just slide with me. I wonder if the music video is still good with the CGI dancing aliens. Probably not.

Or if it hasn't aged well after 25 years. I'd say it's pretty average, yeah. Okay, wait there, Anna. We're going to do Harper, who's going to do their mum's birthday banger. Hi, Harper. Hi, Harper. Hi.

How old are you, Harper? I'm nine. You're nine. Okay, so you're a little bit young to do your own yet, but we're glad you called through to do your mum's. What's mum's birthday? 29th of December, 1996. Ooh, okay.

It's coming up. She was 16, though, in 2012. And tell mum this is her birthday banger. She are now, now rockin' wet. Will.i.am and Britney, bitch. June. Banger. Britney Spears and Will.i.am.

Scream and shout. What do you reckon, Harper? I love it. You love it? Oh, you like Britney Spears? Yes. Yeah, she's pretty fun. It's a great one.

Sam's going to do the last birthday banger. Kia ora, Sam. Hi, Sam. Kia ora. What are you up to for your weekend, Sam? I'm just hitting up. Oh, we lost her. Oh, no. Sam, you there?

Sam. Sam. Wherever Sam is, they'll still be listening. Let's do their birthday banger. Alright, Sam. We've got your birthday here, 13th of July 1988, which means you were 16 in 2004.

And here's your birthday banger. Back, Sam. Are you there? There you are. You're back. What do you think about Usher as your birthday banger? Oh, what a jam. What a jam.

That was a huge hit for Usher. Okay, wait there. Black Eyed Peas, Will I Smith? Will I Smith? Will I Smith? Will Smith? I was getting confused because of Will I Am. Or Usher.

I'm going with my girl Harper. Can't go past voting for Harper and her mum's scream and shout, Will.i.am and Britney Spears. Oh, I love that Usher song so much. Vote for it. Is it the right vibe for a Friday, though? No, I love it. I'm going to vote for it.

I vote Usher. Burn, which means the split vote goes to Claudia. All right, Claudia. It's been a little while. I'm worried I'm about to disappoint most of the country because I don't really like that Black Eyed Peas song, so I'm not going to vote for that. But I also don't really like that Will Smith song.

But you're right. It's actually the right vibe for a Friday. This is a you need to make, yeah. Yeah, I think it is. Boo, Ernst! Boo! I disagree! Oh you need to make. Yeah. Yeah, I think it is. Boo, Ernst. Boo. I disagree. Oh, listen to that, though.

Boo. Sam, we don't disagree, do we? We love this for a Friday. Great song. Yeah. Boo. Here's the winner of Birthday Banger from 2004. It's Usher.

And Burn on ZM. Bree and Clint. and burn on ZM. It's coming for me to say this. It's coming from my heart. Bree and Clint. Burn, let it burn. Gonna let it burn. ZM, Bree and Clint. It was the right choice, I believe. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today from Usher.

For Sam from 2004. Very disappointed because you didn't get to hear Britney Spears. I just wanted an uplifting banger for a Friday. It is uplifting. It is uplifting. That song is uplifting. Yeah, everyone was up in the studio dancing. Everyone was getting down.

Yeah, they were. Popping off. Yeah, they were. I want a bit of Cascader. You guys all ready to play a game? Yeah. I'm calling this game, we've played it once before, I brought it to the table once before, but I like to call this game, You Can

Only Have Two. No more than that, just two. Just two. Just two out of these different scenarios. You can only pick two, okay? Is this like the hot, stable, intelligent thing? No. No, not like that.

You can only be two. Yeah, well, that's a different version. In this version, we're going to give you different things that you can have in your life. Sure. I think there's about five, but you can only pick two out of the five. Okay, sure. And I feel like it shows lots about your personality, which ones you pick.

So producers, you can play. Everyone listening in your cars, you can play as well. Here comes the five things that you can pick from. You can only pick two. One, never have to cook again. Two, have perfect skin forever. Three, read any book instantly. Four, always wake up feeling refreshed.

Five, never have to wait in line again. What would you choose? Okay. This is so easy. You can only have two. I don't think it's easy. For me, this is easy. Okay.

Someone who doesn't enjoy cooking, it's easy. Never have to cook again. Always wake up feeling refreshed. All right, Clint's done. Those are my two. That's the two he's going with. I cannot believe that, Clint. I was going to say the same.

Really? Literally hate cooking. You're a bookworm. Yeah. But do you enjoy the process of reading a book? I do. So you don't need to read a book instantly. But I want to feel refreshed, and I hate cooking.

Oh, my God, soulmates. Oh, my God, Clint. I can't believe you guys picked cooking. I love cooking so much. Nah. I would never pick cooking. Snap your fingers, and there's some nachos ready. Nah, I love cooking.

Brings me so much joy. And cooking for other people, so I'm not picking that one. What about you, Claude? Are you picking that one? Nah. I feel like the easiest one for me is to have perfect skin forever. Because that would just make everything so much easier, you know? Oh, overrated.

No, I want to be hot forever. That's fair. The cooking one's tempting. Oh, so have perfect skin forever means you don't get wrinkles or anything. I would assume so. Oh, true. You get no acne, you get no wrinkles. Yeah.

I'll be 80 and I'll look the same. You don't get any liver spots. Exactly right. And I assume perfect skin also cancels out any dermatitis or like, you know. Skin cancer. Yeah. Yeah. I would love to never wait in a line again, but I'm not going to pick that one because it's not something

that I have to do every day. No, it's kind of taking care of that. Yeah, so it doesn't benefit me every day to pick that, although I would love that. I'm going to have to go with always wake up feeling refreshed because that's every day or every time you ever sleep, which is a great decision. And because I have the attention span of a toddler,

I'm going to pick read any book instantly. It means I gain heaps of knowledge. Did we get Claudia's second one? Okay, I reckon it might have to be never have to cook. But you get to cook if you want to, but you don't have to. Oh, she got us on a technicality. You get home and you're like, oh, I have to do dinner again. So I'm never cooking again and I'm going to have perfect skin forever.

There you go. Thriving. Text in your choices. Never cook again. Have perfect skin forever. Read any book instantly. Always wake up feeling refreshed or never have to wait in line again. You can only have two.

No, you can only have two. You can only have two. No, you can only have two. You can only have two. There you go. Nailed it.